WELCOME TO FLOP ISLAND | Flopcast ep.20

Happy Pride Month, Flops

This week Paige gets pulled into a DUI checkpoint and immediately assumes she’s going to jail, Amish defends himself against the main character allegations from Obsession, and Molly correctly predicts some Love Island matches before the season has even started.

We’re also talking our normal celebrity gossip, Euphoria finale, and a truly concerning amount of Porto’s cheese rolls.

Happy Pride. Happy Love Island. Godspeed

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Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Molly got me Porto's. Porto's haul.

SPEAKER_05 0:04

Yeah, there's a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie in there.

SPEAKER_04 0:08

I just opened the box to this. The straw. The straw wrapper. Mmm. And you know what? Like, all their shit is so dirt cheap. Like, I know you got this whole box for $2.

SPEAKER_05 0:20

Literally, I, okay, so also I got a discount because um the woman who checked me out, she was, okay, you said three cheese rolls, right? I was like, yeah, I said three cheese rolls, I guess. Like, I wasn't gonna be like, actually, I said six and be like a fat chud. Right, like embarrassing. No, like, yes, three. And then I opened it and I was like, oh my god, there are six in here.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

There's five now. Oh my god. Well, these are fucking insane too. Like the cinnamon sugar. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

I guess this shit's gonna be like a fucking microscopic lens on me today. Jesus Christ. I can't even close this. I don't know how to change this.

SPEAKER_04 0:59

Whatever. Happy Pride. Happy Pride. Happy Pride, except for we're dressed like it's the 4th of July.

SPEAKER_05 1:05

I know that's right, because guess what? I'm not practicing Pride Month. I'm practicing Shame Month.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

And I'm I got so much pride for our country. Me too! I got pride for America. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16

We should enter more wars. I love well, I like nobody can clip that.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

I love the president. I love Mountain Dew and chewing tobacco.

SPEAKER_05 1:26

Oh my god, I love Mountain Dew. That's something about me.

SPEAKER_04 1:30

And I can get behind that. That's the one thing I can get behind the Mountain Dew.

SPEAKER_05 1:34

I'm like always gonna vote blue, and as long as you give me my Mountain Dew.

SPEAKER_04 1:37

Yeah. Because again, you take a step body taking screenshot.

SPEAKER_05 1:40

No, literally, oh my God. I I used to work at this pizza place and like make the pizzas.

SPEAKER_04 1:46

Um like club penguin side.

SPEAKER_05 1:48

No, literally, I'd be like. Um, and they had like Coca-Cola products in their thing. It's since closed. I they were like, we need a delivery driver, and I was like, Oh, my friend can do it. Then she got a DUI and died.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Are you talking about that?

SPEAKER_04 2:06

What's up with you like hiring your friends and like something always happens? Wait, did she have the DUI while she was delivering?

SPEAKER_05 2:14

Well like she got it, and then they were, oh, I never put my lip on. It's whatever. She got it, and then they were like, no deliveries for a few months, guys.

SPEAKER_04 2:27

No one else could just step up.

SPEAKER_05 2:28

Rest in peace, Queen. Um, but at the pizza shop there was Mountain Dew. And I would take a Mountain Dew, I drink it at like 8 p.m. So I'd be like, this at 4 a.m.

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Yeah, because that shit's like a bump. That shit is not a can. In a bottle, bro. Dude, like they should have that shit in the ER. Like, I'm not kidding. I see you. I see I see you. I see you. Someone not even there.

SPEAKER_05 2:54

Yeah. I saw alien spaces.

SPEAKER_04 2:56

Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing shadowy figures.

SPEAKER_05 2:57

Oh my god, literally. Oh god, I fucking love that.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

Bro, speaking of DUIs. Oh my god. Oh my god! Y'all guys. I went through a DUI checkpoint the other day. Why did I make it dark like that? Yeah, you're like, and died.

SPEAKER_05 3:11

Anyway, Paige went through a DUI checkpoint.

SPEAKER_04 3:13

I I literally got stopped at a DUI checkpoint. I was shitting fucking bricks, dude. This happened. It was a Sunday at 7 p.m. in like Los Files, which is the most random time ever.

SPEAKER_05 3:24

It also like, it was this Sunday. There was nothing happening.

SPEAKER_04 3:27

No, yeah, this happened like three days ago.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

Maybe a Dodgers game, maybe. Maybe.

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Because yeah, I like I got out of it. Obviously, I'm good, but like I checked my phone after and I was like, is it a major holiday? Like, why the fuck are they doing a DUI checkpoint at 7 p.m. on a Sunday?

SPEAKER_05 3:42

And I also like, I didn't know that DUI checkpoints were things I was like, oh my god, Paige, like, what?

SPEAKER_04 3:48

Well, dude, oh my god, okay, so catch this. Like, I was shitting fucking bricks because I had just met up with my friend Quinn. We went to a bar. We're like originally we were gonna go to Capri Club, which is like all the way in fuck ass Eagle Rock, but it's so cute. And if you haven't been, we have to go.

SPEAKER_05 4:01

No, we have to go. I haven't been.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

Oh my god, it's fabulous. They like talk about it, and I love LA too.

SPEAKER_05 4:05

So now it's like so now everyone's going.

SPEAKER_04 4:07

Yeah, so we get there, it's like 4 p.m. on Sunday. We pull up, Capri Club is fucking slammed. Obviously, it's everyone and their mother, everyone like with their patchwork tattoos and mullets on the sidewalk. So we're like, right, let's go down the street and we're gonna go to Walt's. Um, so we go to Walt's bar, we're there from like four until seven, and the whole time we only have two glasses of wine.

SPEAKER_05 4:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:27

So over the course of three hours, we have two glasses. I'm like, okay, cute, I'm good to drive. Like, I get in my car, I'm going home. I'm six minutes away from my house, and all of a sudden I hit dead stop traffic. I'm like, what the fuck? What's going on? I look, shit ton of police officers everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 4:42

That's great. That would freak me out.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

So immediately like, what's happen? Well, I just didn't know what was happening. So they had like someone's dead. No, literally, I thought it was like a crime scene. So they had like cones kind of separating the lanes, and they were tak they were picking three cars at a time. So I, by the grace of God, get selected. I pull up to this like fake stop sign. I roll down my window, officer comes up, good evening, ma'am. I'm Lieutenant, da-da-da, whatever the fuck. Have you been drinking today? Heart sank to my ass. I was literally just gonna say, I would just, I would like shit it out like, no, I would I literally was like, uh, yeah, because I'm an honest girl. I said, Yeah, I had a glass of wine. I'm looking at him, he's interrogating me, and obviously like cops are trained to manipulate and like get you to like get scared to like admit the truth. Literally. So he was like, blah, blah, blah. I forget what he was saying, but eventually he got it out of me and he was like, Are you sure it wasn't more than just one glass? And I said, I mean, honestly, I had two. Ma'am, I'm gonna, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle for me. Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god. Molly, I was shaking like Michael J. Fox. I was shaking like a leaf. Oh my god. I know. Because now I'm like, oh my god, that's it. Like, I'm going to jail. Guess who's going to jail? Yeah. Bro, I literally got out of my car. I'm shaking. He's like, give me your keys, give me your license, whatever. They drive my car away. I'm standing on the sidewalk, right? In these kitten heels, in these same kitten heels.

SPEAKER_05 6:10

So dressed to the nines, too.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

Like, right, like makeup down, like hair down, outfit eating. Which I was like, holy shit, if I get like a mugshot today. Little man high. I'll be on like mugshot shoddies on Twitter. Yeah. Because then I was like going through my head too, and I was like, well, I had two glasses. Like, I feel completely fine. Feel fine. It was three hours. It was over three hours. I feel completely fine. I would never like drive, I would never drive drunk. Like, if I'm gonna go out and like I drive anywhere, if I have drinks, I 100% wait enough time.

SPEAKER_05 6:40

And I'm not afraid of an Uber.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Or yeah, I'll fuck an Uber. My friend will drive, like whatever. Like, I will wait an appropriate amount of time until I'm like sobered up, whatever. My BAC is down. So I'm standing outside my car, I'm like, oh my god, this is it. He has me on the sidewalk in these fucking kitten heels doing all these field sobriety tests, right? He's like, okay, follow the tip of my pen with your eyes. He goes, keep your head straight. And he's militant about it. Right. Hands at your sides, feet together, don't move your head. Follow the tip of my pen. I'm like, oh my God, bro. Like, I literally like this. Sorry, yes, sir. Kelly. What? I was going, okay. Doing that to you is so funny because imagine me, like, oh my god, and my little kitten heel, but like, whatever. So also I feel like anytime I've interacted with cops, I can kind of be like, hee hee, like flirt my way out of it. This man was not having it, bro. He had to like meet a quota or something because he was like, Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 7:38

He was like, I'm taking you to the station. Drop down, give me 20.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

Like it felt like that. So he does, I'm not joking, field sobriety tests for like 20 minutes on me. He's doing the I thing. At one point, he's like, tilt your head back, close your eyes, count to 30, and tell me when to say stop. I'm like, okay. He has me solving Sudoku, like, bro, he has me solving Sudoku puzzles on the side of the road whilst like standing on one foot juggling. Like literally. It's insane. I'm like, brother, I couldn't even do this shit like off of a vibe ant.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

Yeah, like I if I was drunk, like, here's the thing, I wouldn't be driving. But as a sober person now, if you were to make me right now do that, I wouldn't be able to. Say the alphabet backwards. I don't know that. I don't know that. I only know it because of this song. I know because of this song.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

I literally just know Z. And I would be like, that's that. Z Y X? Breathless me right now. Yeah. Like, I'm just not even doing that. I'm doing the fucking heel to toe, walking on the line. Like, I feel like I'm like in Bridesmaids. I'm like, if I were drunk, can I do this? Whatever, bro. So he has me literally doing circus tricks on the sidewalk. Um, and mind you too, I feel like I'm buzzed off of like a geek bar. Right. That's the equivalent to like how I'm feeling. But I'm so anxious. I feel like I'm like faltering, like messing up a little. So I finally go through all my tests, right? I think I nailed this shit. I'm like, all right, give me my keys. He goes, ma'am, I'm gonna have to breathe you. I said, Did I did I not pass the test? He goes, No, you didn't come with me. Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck? So now I'm like, oh my god, like, what like how the station? Like, no, literally, like hands behind your back, ma'am. Like, they're gonna take me in the cruiser. So he brings me like around to like the side of like a police car, and he's like, Okay, you're gonna have to like do this breathalzer right now. I said, What if I refuse to do it? Because I'm just scared. I'm like, I don't know. Like, I didn't pass that shit. I'm scared. Like, and I was like, what if I refuse to do it? And he goes, Yeah, either you do the breathliser right now, or I have to arrest you on suspicion that you're drunk driving, that you're driving under the influence. I'm like, bro, I'm having like a ver I'm having a conversation with you. I'm hitting a jig for you.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

No, literally, like my eyes are clear.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

You are like, hello, hello. Um, so those were my two options. And he was like, or you could just wait 10 minutes, do at the station. I said, run it. Let's run it. Let's go. I blow into the breath eyes the first time he's going, harder, harder. I'm like, sorry, I'm trying. I'm like coughing and hacking up a lot.

SPEAKER_05 10:03

You're like, sorry. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

Sorry, sorry. Um, the first one's inconclusive because I wasn't blowing hard enough. Right. So then he's yelling at me, he's blow harder, blow harder. I'm like, I'm trying. I finally do. He goes like this, it beeps, right? He's looking at it, he goes, shows it to me. I'm like, I don't, I can't read cop, like I don't know what you're showing me. It's 0.034. He goes, You're good to go. The legal limit is 0.08. Eight. So do you know how like not drunk I was?

SPEAKER_05 10:34

You would have had to at least have like three more drinks in order to like Yeah. That just comes up. Like that's from Listerine.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

Oh my god, if I ate like a rum cake. Yeah. A slice of rum cake. Literally cake, I like would have been at just as like, I don't know. So that all happens. Also, mind you, too, like while he's doing it, he's grilling me, bro. He's asking me like the most random questions, trying to like get me to say something like self-incriminating.

SPEAKER_05 10:56

It's like crazy. Like, there are actual criminals you could like maybe be looking for.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

Yep. Right. So that was actually insane. Um, I'm assuming they had to hit a quota because it was like May 31st, end of the month.

SPEAKER_05 11:06

Oh, that's probably definitely what it was.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

Yeah, so they're just trying to check anyone. And also, I was like, I really think that you just had me do this jig on the sidewalk for 20 minutes. Yeah. Ultimately, no matter if I pass it or failed it, you were gonna breathize me anyway. So it's like just a lot of people. What the fuck was the point?

SPEAKER_05 11:20

It's almost like he wanted you to be a drunk driver. 100%. 100%.

SPEAKER_04 11:25

I think he was trying to like catch me up because he was like, Oh, did you eat today? I'm like, Yes, I had oatmeal and a wrap for lunch. Does it look like I didn't? Yeah. No, I was like, the thank you. Like I know a lot of people are concerned. Were you concerned too? Um, and then he was like, Where are you coming from? I'm honest. I told him I said Waltz Bar. He goes, Were you on a date? Oh. The fuck does that have to do with cameras? I go, no, I was meeting up with my friend. Just asking me like all these weird questions, I think, trying to get me to say something. Literally, fine, I took five shots. No, literally. Surprised me. At one point, he's just asking, shooting the shit with me. I was like, Do you want my fucking Instagram?

SPEAKER_05 12:02

No, like I also like I was thinking about it while you were telling me, telling this, and like literally, I was like, what if you spun it back on him? Right. It sounds like you've been drinking.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

What if he thought you were like Billie Eilish and he was kind of like?

SPEAKER_04 12:15

No, he thought you were Billie Eilish, bro. Right. I was like, oh my god, if you want my autograph that bad, I got to. Like, it's fine. But he was wearing a body cam, and I'm like, you know what? I want the footage. How do I get that footage? He didn't know I was serving on the runway. Yes! But I was like, oh my god, fuck all of you. Whatever. So it's fuck 12, fuck the pigs. They oh, and then at the end of it all, after putting me through, I don't know, literal hell. Because also before I did the breathalyzer, he was like, I'm gonna have to breathalyze you. And I was like, Did I not pass? Whatever. And he goes, No. And he goes, but it could be a few factors like maybe you're nervous, maybe you're distracted, maybe you're tired. I go, yeah, sir. To be completely honest with you, I'm fucking shaking. Like my I'm literally trembling like this.

SPEAKER_05 12:57

You're telling me that I'm drunk and gonna get a DUI and get taken to the station. Obviously, I'm gonna fucking fail this.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

Oh my god, heart beating out of my chest. Also, one of the things he had me do, I'm like, you're just making shit up. He's like, all right, now go over this hopscotch thing.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

Like, he's like, all right, call my grandma, thinker for the present.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

You know, like, yeah. No, he's like, roll the dice, better be snake eyes. Like, uh, I'm like doing craps on the sidewalk, bro. Oh my god. Oh, one of the things was I had to stand on one foot and count one 1,000, two 1,000, 31000. He goes, until I say stop. We could just go forever, huh? Now we're just making shit up.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

I can again, my balance is banged. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:38

I say Simon. I say Simon. Dude, that's literally what it was. But whatever. At the end, he was like, okay, here's your license, here's your keys, you're good to go. I said, Yeah, I know, thank you. I walk away, I let him go, thanks for nothing.

SPEAKER_05 13:53

Thanks for nothing.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

I'm like doing my part. I'm like, fuck 12.

SPEAKER_05 13:57

Yeah, it's like this is why the cops need to be ended.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

Literally, I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

Oh, mind you, while this was happening, like, I'm texting Paige, like, I'm gonna go to the Grove early. Like, meet me at the Grove early. Like, because we were going to see a movie. I'm like, I'll be there. Like, just let me know when you're gonna be there, Paige.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

Like, baby, there is no Grove. No, because I was about to text you back, like, come bail me out. No, literally, like, girl, please. Oh my god, but like, holy shit, when it's happening too, then I'm thinking to myself, because again, I get behind the wheel, I'm like, I am fine. I feel like maybe the equivalent would be I just hit a geek bark. Right. But now it's like he has me on the sidewalk interrogating me. I'm like, oh my god, am I drunk? Like he's convincing me.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

Literally, literally. One time I had half a modello, and then I like an hour later I drove home. I was like, oh my god, I'm like so fucked up right now. I wasn't, I wasn't. I was just like so nervous about it.

SPEAKER_04 14:53

Yeah, so that was that. And then I was like anxious as fuck coming home, and I was like, well, at least I have to, I was like, at least I have obsession to look forward to.

SPEAKER_05 14:59

And then we saw obsession.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Yeah. Yeah, which was so good.

SPEAKER_04 15:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 15:05

Our little squad. Yeah, I made it out of the group chat.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

Our big vacay not going anywhere now that spirits, you know.

SPEAKER_05 15:13

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Um, yeah, me, Molly.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

Walk to Vegas.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Literally, like strap your boots on. We're going. Um, me, Amish, Molly, and Cam went to see Obsession.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

Cam, Amish's roommate.

unknown 15:26

Roommate.

SPEAKER_04 15:27

Roommate, the one who called me a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

What do you mean, roommate? He's my roommate. Amish's gay lover. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

Amish's boyfriend. True.

SPEAKER_05 15:35

What do you mean, roommate?

SPEAKER_02 15:37

You wish.

SPEAKER_05 15:38

You wish.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

Honestly, yeah. I saw this girl on TikTok and she's like, I'm I've lost so much money making boys kiss at bars. I didn't even think of that.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

Dude, I would make so I would take that. I don't give a fuck. 20 bucks is 20.

SPEAKER_05 15:52

Don't say that because like I'm about to pull out some 20s. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

I'm like, more.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

Grab his waist. Do an accent. Do an accent. Your hands through his hair. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

I'm crying just anything. We went to see, we went to see Obsession. Phenomenal. Great movie. Phenomenal. Great movie. But we're leaving the theater and Cam's going, oh my God, I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. He's going, oh my god, I'm staying single. Did we watch the same movie? He's like, yeah, she was crazy. Am I right? So did we watch the same movie?

SPEAKER_05 16:52

She's like, was she not under a spell? Also, like, don't worry, bro. That's not gonna happen to you. You're saying, bro, don't worry, it's not real.

SPEAKER_04 17:01

He's like, oh god, I never want that to happen to me. Going home, typing in like one bitch.

SPEAKER_05 17:07

Which willow eBay. Like, mind you, if it was going to happen to someone, it happened to you, Amish.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

No, please, no, no, no. Oh my god, don't watch me while I sleep.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

Please, no, no, please stop. Don't Amish, you are the main character. That's what happened to me. It was actually fucking crazy because like he went in and he was like, oh my god, I've had like 10 people say I was like the main character. Like, yeah, yeah, whatever. We sit down, I every like literally first thing he said.

SPEAKER_05 17:37

I was like, Whoa.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

I turned to Amish, I was like, oh my god, that's creepy.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

I was like, that is you. But I wouldn't do that. Because the villain of the story is the guy.

SPEAKER_04 17:46

100%. Yeah, period.

SPEAKER_02 17:47

I would never do that.

SPEAKER_04 17:49

I know.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

It is some shit that would somehow happen to me. Like, I don't know. I would just end up in that scenario.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Oh my god. Yeah, the man's the fucking villain. Obviously, the whole thing was about like taking away like a woman's like autonomy and like control and identity and like whatever. But it's so funny, like how many straight men left, and they're like, oh my god, she's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 18:08

She's fucking insane, bro.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

I'm right where I want to be, man.

SPEAKER_05 18:12

No, I saw that. Follow the actress on Instagram. Like, I letterboxed Instagram. So good.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

It was so I want to go rewatch it.

SPEAKER_05 18:21

I know. I also think like weapons just like fucked me up because I just loved it so much that like nothing is ever gonna like compare with that, like her bag, Gladys, her like bag that she got, it's from the Madonna Inn. You're lying! Isn't that awesome? Like so. I know, like it's so awesome. Like it literally, like, that is such like the perfect like niche detail. Yes, and I literally and I noticed it. We'll we'll go we'll talk about this later. I was at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards, uh-huh, Matt Rogers and Bo Nyang, and they had Lean uh Lisa Renna come out dressed as Gladys and she was holding the back. I was like, that's the one from the Madonna Inn.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

Iconic as fuck.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

I know, and so like weapons kind of ruined me because like now I'm like I saw obsession, I was like, meh. It's the weapons.

SPEAKER_04 19:07

Oh my god, she is everything. Oh my god. I need to get a fucking lemon drop martini with her. Oh god!

SPEAKER_05 19:13

Like, bro, I give her my hair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Oh my god, my toenail clippings in a jar for her.

SPEAKER_05 19:20

No, like she made the one with Willow.

SPEAKER_04 19:22

Yeah, right. She should just be like in every scary movie moving forward. Oh my god. She was, she was like the perfect villain.

SPEAKER_05 19:29

Oh, she was so awesome. And like, yeah, I mean, because this movie there wasn't really a villain, like, yeah, the guy, but obviously, like you make a wish on a thing that you buy at the metaphysical store. You don't really think that it's gonna work. I get that part. But like, I kind of wish there was a clear villain. Sorry, I don't like the nuance.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

I think it is the guy.

SPEAKER_05 19:49

Well, yeah, I think it's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

From the get-go, he's like a little bitch. He could have been like, yeah, I do like you. Yeah, he was like Andrew.

SPEAKER_05 19:56

Like, she was like, just tell me, just tell me. He's like, No. No, I don't, no.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

Uh, sounds like someone I know. I do do that, but um, and I it really sealed the deal for me because I the whole time I was like, This man is like a little bitch, and like, what the fuck is he doing? Whatever. And then when he called the number on the back of the box, and he and he was the operator was like, Do you want to cancel the wish? He goes, No, no, no, just adjust it. That was crazy. Oh, oh, stomach sang to my ass. I was like, Oh, you're fucking nuts. That was crazy. You're fucking nuts. And then um, when they're in bed together, and like the real Nikki comes to the house. Oh my god, and she's like, I have goosebumps, and she's like, just kill me, please, just kill me. And he goes, What is being with me like that bad?

SPEAKER_05 20:42

He's like, Oh, there was evil in that wish, and that's why it was like that. Yeah. Also, like, oh my god, like the scariest part of the movie is like when he's fucking her, and she's just like, that was so scary. Oh my god, I chilled. Oh my god. Because that was like the first time you realized, wait a second. Yeah, no, no, like this may not be like, you know, that was crazy.

SPEAKER_04 21:03

Quite literally, she did not want that, like some essay in there. Like, it was really interesting. That was crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

That was really interesting how they did that.

SPEAKER_04 21:10

Yeah. Oh my god, I thought it was fucking perfect.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

It was such a really good movie, especially for their budget.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

Yeah, and I think also, wait, what?

SPEAKER_02 21:17

It was seven hundred fifty thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

That's insane. That's insane. And I think it was the perfect amount of like reading between the lines where like gen pop can still understand it. It's not like in your face, but it wasn't like actually so philosophical about it. Like it was very much like easy to follow and like understand. I thought it was literally perfect.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Skipper up uh interpretation too. Like they were saying it's not possession, it's not like a demon. Yeah, it's just ma he was like the guy the way Curry or what's his name? Curry Baker.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

The he was like, I just want you it's magic. He was like, he made a wish, that's it. So just go with it how you will. He was also the guy that he called. That was the director of the city.

SPEAKER_05 22:01

I literally like how do I like put myself in?

SPEAKER_02 22:03

His friend was Ian, the guy, like uh that's his actual friend in real life. Like the curry.

SPEAKER_05 22:09

I feel like I had seen him before in real life.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

They do skits. They do like skits online on Instagram. That's what it is. I've like seen him before.

SPEAKER_05 22:15

I saw one of the skits literally last night, and I was literally like, okay, we're capitalizing off of our fame.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

Curry Barkins.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

I feel like Steven in a movie. Like this. I've seen him before.

SPEAKER_05 22:27

I've seen him before. Um Steven in obsession.

SPEAKER_04 22:32

He'd be like, I know. Pants just falling down somehow.

SPEAKER_02 22:37

Oh, yeah. And then they're gonna, he, he's gonna pitch to do like a uh a show where they eat each episode is a different person doing a wish. But instead of him directing them all, he was like, I'll do the pilot, and he wants to give it like the rest of the episodes to other directors to have like a chance to do it. That's honestly really well. He's he's cool as fuck, dude. I really, really like it. He's 26.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

I know. Well, I went down like a whole rabbit hole after like watching it. Obviously, immediately I'm like on TikTok. Obsession, obsession, like going through all the shit. And it's just like obviously other people have used it before. Like, that's why when he's on like the Reddit thing and it's like, yes, this works, no, it doesn't, yes, it works. It's because the way that you like word the wish, obviously the way that he did it, he was like, I want her to love me more than anyone. Anyone. So it was so like possessive already, and like he worded it in such a way where it's like other people, I don't do you know what's it like?

SPEAKER_05 23:25

Like it was it was possessive, like no one, she can't like anyone else. It's not even like, oh, she likes me. Yeah, she likes me more than anyone else in the world.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

Yeah, which is like so selfish, and or he could have just done it like, give me the courage to tell her. Like anything like that, but it was like you have to love me more than anyone. So it was just so it was great.

SPEAKER_05 23:43

I was thinking, like, what would your wish be?

SPEAKER_04 23:45

Oh my god, chick filet open on Sundays.

SPEAKER_05 23:47

Oh, hell yeah. Okay, that's good.

SPEAKER_04 23:50

What about you?

SPEAKER_05 23:50

I'd be like, I'm president.

SPEAKER_04 23:54

Oh my literally, I'm a 10. I'm absolved of any crimes.

unknown 24:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:01

Amish, what would you wish wish for?

SPEAKER_02 24:03

Dude, I don't fucking know. I don't I can't even think.

SPEAKER_05 24:06

Oh, oh my god. I'm judge, jury, and executioner.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Nothing judge. Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 24:14

Oh my god, Timothy Chalamet, uh, in love with me.

SPEAKER_05 24:16

Oh my god, oh my god. Um no, that's I that's what I want. I'm a twink. That's my that's my claim. That's it, that's it. I nothing. I'm not I'm a gig.

SPEAKER_04 24:29

Oh my god. I'm a twink. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

But the uh Andy's gonna have like a crazy superstar status the next few years.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

She's almost had a million followers on Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

I know, it blew up because like l like two weeks ago, she was like 200k too.

SPEAKER_05 24:41

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

It was like crazy. And um, even less than that. But she's gonna blow up.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

Yeah, well she's great. She was phenomenal. Also, like the ending scene where she like Oh my god, that was crazy. Yeah, where she like comes to and she's actually her real self again because like the spell has been broken. Yeah, apparently she did that first take.

SPEAKER_05 25:01

She was really good at that.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

Like, I have chills.

SPEAKER_02 25:03

They did that part twice, too. One when she did kill herself, and then they kept the other one. And like her just like being alive at the end is way scarier because it's just our fucking house. She's going to jail.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

Clean up a man's mess. Again, here we go. Realistic.

SPEAKER_05 25:17

Let's talk about it. Realistic to me. Like, when whenever like she would kind of have those moments of like, oh my god, what am I doing? Like, that was so crazy.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

When she fucking rewound. Yes, oh.

SPEAKER_05 25:28

I was literally going to bed last night. I was like, what did that happen right now? I was like, it's not going to happen. Like, we just need to like chill out.

SPEAKER_04 25:34

I literally, I grabbed Molly's arm. I'm going, I didn't like that. I didn't like that.

SPEAKER_05 25:38

Wait, what part dyes scream at? Oh, when she killed the girl.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Yeah, they're sitting in the car, and it's like, you know it's gonna happen. But like, oh my god, he did that moment so perfectly too like the buildup and like you're anticipating it, you know it's gonna be like.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

They're putting current joys in the car. That's my comfort music. That's fucked up. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 25:55

Just like the main character.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Performative. No, I'm kidding. So true. So true.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Um, and yeah, like even like the framing of the shot, like you know she's the pops up.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

They wouldn't frame it like that. Someone wasn't coming in. Ice scream.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

So good. Also, I saw, like, I saw this guy make a take on TikTok, and he was like, I think that she was possessed by the cat spirit. And I've at first I'm like, bro, come on. And then by the end of it, I was like, bro, you're onto something. The peeing on the floor. She puked up cat food. Yeah, she's like eating the cat food. Yeah, she did like a whole ritual like for the cat, like after it died.

SPEAKER_05 26:29

Also, I saw someone on like TikTok comments and they were like, Why'd you just throw the cat in the trash? Like, not in not outside.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

Yeah, actual piece of shit. It's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_04 26:39

And then she like cooked the cat, like put it in the sandwich. She like left the Polaroid with the note, she was like, not me.

SPEAKER_05 26:45

Yeah. Oh, that was crazy.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

Yeah, I think they're like, there was a lot of. So I think he was kind of onto something, because at first I was like, okay. Yeah. And then I was like, wait, okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

It just makes me really happy to see like an indie film like just tower over everything. It's really, really cool.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

It was so good. We have to see backrooms.

SPEAKER_05 27:01

Oh, I know. Well, honestly, like the new like thing for indie movies is horror. Like the new like Sinners original script. Right. Like, you know, like all of these things, like weapons, all of them, they're all coming up. Backrooms, even, because it was directed by a 20-year-old. So crazy. Like all of these, these this is the new like sort of. You know what all of that was happening? Like these like indie like coming of age. Yeah. It's it's now horror.

SPEAKER_04 27:29

That's so crazy. Remember for a minute too, the theme was like cannibalism. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:32

Because we had fresh army hammer of it all.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

Yeah, yeah. And we had um bones and all.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

Bones and all.

SPEAKER_04 27:39

There was like so much cannibalism going on. Like that was like the theme. And now we're shifting to like, I don't even know what the fuck that is. Like Gladys, breaking sticks. Breaking sticks. Yeah, new thing. Literally. Oh my god. Love island.

SPEAKER_05 27:51

I know. Okay. Oh my god. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

Should work for the FBI.

SPEAKER_05 27:58

Yeah. Holy shit. For Oh my God. They're replacing them with us in the villa. We're going to the villa.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

Yeah, us and Charlie.

SPEAKER_05 28:07

Yeah. Bring them back. That's it. Yeah, my claws. Um, no bathing suit. Has to only be sweaters. Mm-hmm. Um, who do you think? I wanna like we should make predictions now. We're filming this. The episode comes out literally in three hours.

SPEAKER_04 28:21

I'm so sad that we're not filming tomorrow so we can like already talk about it. But it's so crazy, like the first episode's not even out, and like there's already so much to talk about.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

I know. That's crazy. That's just so the Love Island way, like Vasana, she's out.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

Yeah, like three people, right?

SPEAKER_05 28:35

Um, people are saying that Gabriel, I want to say, is out. Yeah. But I don't think he is. I think that was um speculation.

SPEAKER_04 28:43

And then who was the blondie and like the MAGA hat?

SPEAKER_05 28:46

Well, because apparently, did you s you were the one who told me this, the AI of it all?

SPEAKER_04 28:51

Oh no, I didn't tell you that.

SPEAKER_05 28:52

Oh, who told me that? Someone did. Where basically, like, yeah, like it was like AI. Like, someone posted like um an AI picture of her in like cornrose. And like that was AI, and then like, um, I think what her brother came out and was like, we hate Trump. Like, we I just like that. I just thought it was crazy. And I'm sure what happened was like back in 2020, like she was hanging out with some guys and making TikToks in their room because it was like the LED lights and then the Trump flag. I'm like, that's just so classic 2020. Like, I wasn't hanging out with people like that in 2020 because I'm like crazy. You know what I mean? Like, I'm like really woke and also was going through my own thing. But I'm sure if I was like a hot popular girl who like didn't care that much about politics, I would have. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure like if I was like 15 and didn't care that much.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

Like, yeah, you're just like in 2020. That was a college campus, you're in someone's dorm, like you're not even thinking about it.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

Like, and like that was never my vibe. I was always like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But like I kinda understand it, like hindsight, you know? But yeah, so apparently not MAGA.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

Yeah, apparently not MAGA. Wait, was the picture of her wearing the hat AI? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I thought that's what you were saying.

SPEAKER_05 30:00

I heard some photos were AI.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

Okay, dude, if my nudes ever got leaked, immediately I'm like deep fake. Deep fake. Not me.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

But if it looked really, really good though.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

No, that's not me. That's me as well. That's me. That's me. Oh, guilty. Yeah. Mif, mif.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

Wait, can you guys give me the context of what's going on? I have no clue.

SPEAKER_04 30:18

Okay, so basically, Love Island's season eight lineup dropped, right? So like they announced the contestants immediately. Show hasn't even started. Yeah. People are already exposing a lot of like the cast, everyone, like a lot of the cast numbers, like if they have like any dirt from their past, like just for anything, like bringing it all to like the forefront.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

And this really happened because last season, Ulysses, she like said the N word a few times, like on different videos on different platforms, whatever. And so she was kicked out like first day in Villa. So context. And then Sierra, who was a front runner, got kicked out because she was making some weird comments about Asian people.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

Right, right, right. I forgot about that one.

SPEAKER_05 30:57

Yes. I know I did too.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

I know. So before the show even started, people are like already bringing shit up and like getting them canceled. They're not even on the show. They're like, don't even unpack your bags.

SPEAKER_05 31:07

They're not even like filming it, just the cast has been announced. Like the pictures of them in bathing suits.

SPEAKER_04 31:12

It's literally like keep your bags packed, baby, take the next flight out. You didn't even see, you didn't even see the eyelids. No, you didn't see Ariana. Okay, perfect. Oh, perfect. Wait, also, guys, I'm sorry. Like, if my feet are in the shot, I have really bad circulation. So if my toes are purple, just like ignore it.

SPEAKER_05 31:26

But I love your toe ring. It's so cute.

SPEAKER_04 31:28

Thank you. It's like the sluttiest thing ever, I think.

SPEAKER_05 31:30

My friend got a toe ring, and I was like, Oh, you have a toe ring. She goes, Yeah, I just wanted to do something for myself.

SPEAKER_04 31:35

I was like, And you know what? That's how I felt. I want to do something for myself. Yeah, and it makes me feel so cunty. Yes, right? Like it's like a slutty. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

Like a slutty little addition. Thank you. Fuck the guy named Sincere. Sorry, I can't fuck with someone named Sincere, dude.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Gag, as you know, he's probably the worst person ever.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

Yeah, yeah. Like he's probably like has his EMT license and doesn't use it and like does some like bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

Oh my god, like the opposite of sincere. Like, I'm gonna be dishonest.

SPEAKER_05 32:05

Dude. Yeah. Zach, we'll go from the bottom, I guess, because Zach is our our dear best friend's brother-in-law. Yeah. Our brother. Our brother, Zach. Charlie's brother, shout out. So crazy. I know. Hopefully we can have them both on and like really.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

Wait, is that actually his brother? Yes. Yeah, I was about to say, I thought that was Charlie.

SPEAKER_05 32:26

Grace texted me. She goes, What do we think about the Charlie dupe? And I go, His brother? She goes, No way.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

Oh my god, the the Pokemon evolution.

SPEAKER_05 32:34

Literally the Pokemon. He's like the little one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:37

Oh. And then we're gonna find his starter. Like, I'm sure they have another brother somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:41

Yeah. I think he's gonna be sweet because he, younger brother, he has more of an image to uphold. Yeah. And I'm sure Charlie also was like, here's some tips and tricks. Yeah. I'm speculating, but probably.

SPEAKER_04 32:51

The way that Charlie already is, based off of the episode that we filmed, he's so interesting and so stupid.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

Like the gleak of it all.

SPEAKER_04 32:57

Yeah, like you got some depth. You got some layers. I feel like he's gonna be the same way. Yeah. And I saw a video that he made for like his audition or kind of like the Yeah, like there was like a video, I don't know if it was like leaked, maybe like the montage they do at the beginning where like they introduce themselves. And he was like, I'm kind of a nerd, like I kind of like want a girl to match that. He's like, but if not, it's okay. He's going through like his interests.

SPEAKER_05 33:18

I'm like, wait, you're sweetie. And he talked about his cat. Oh I know, I was like, okay, like Green Flag. We have a contender.

SPEAKER_04 33:25

Green flag.

SPEAKER_05 33:26

Sincere, however, I'm getting a weird vibe already.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Yeah, yeah. Does he have a dangly earring?

SPEAKER_05 33:32

He kind of ooh. He kind of looks like if Ace was taller and that is just a villain.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

Yeah, yeah, like reincarnated. I wonder if they're trying to like cast the same type of person.

SPEAKER_05 33:44

Well, I think what they do is like they kind of do it based off the last season. Cause I remember when season seven came out, I was like, oh, like you're kind of serving Serena, you're kind of serving Leah, like you're kind of, you know? Yeah. But then it's like a new, like Pokemon evolutions of it all.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Yeah. Yeah. I think they're, I think they were trying to like recreate the PPG of it all. Like last season didn't work. Obviously, you're just never gonna like recreate that. Yeah. That has to be natural. But I think they're trying to kind of do that. Sean, love his vibe. I do too. Love his vibe.

SPEAKER_05 34:11

I know, even though I do think he's a cop, now is he? Here's the drama. Fuck. Everyone's Fah! Fah! Um, everyone's mad at Sean. Everyone. Because the people who are a cop, us queens, fuck that D UI.

SPEAKER_04 34:24

Literally, all cops are pigs.

SPEAKER_05 34:27

Um are mad because he's a cop. And then all of the cops where he's from, Loki Amish, I think it might be Maryland. Um everyone is pissed because they're like, we have a shortage of cops, and apparently the mayor like slammed him. No way! No way! That's actually funny as shit. Oh, yeah. They did take April off. Oh, it's Sean.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

Yeah, he got blast. It said blasted by the mayor of Pennsylvania for resigning from cop duties to go on. Wait, that's actually kind of funny.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

He was like fuck 12.

SPEAKER_05 34:54

No, like fierce. Wait, honestly, he said and damn right I support it. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 34:59

He really said fuck 12. I'm going on Love Island.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Wait, he might have a career. He never will have to go back if he goes.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

Yeah, like he's gonna be a niche influencer. Okay, so Sean deceiving because of your cop history, so I don't know. But KC looks like a sweet guy.

SPEAKER_05 35:15

I just got a text from that person from Hinge. Stop!

SPEAKER_02 35:18

Wait, crop top?

SPEAKER_04 35:19

The one that we saw at 4100? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 35:21

Did they mention lying? Can we talk about this?

SPEAKER_04 35:24

Can we please talk about it? Yeah, we can talk about it. Wait, guys, put a pin in this real quick. Put a pin in this real quick. We have breaking news. Molly saying what?

SPEAKER_05 35:34

They said, do you want to watch Love Island tonight, friendship style? No.

unknown 35:38

Friendship style!

SPEAKER_05 35:39

Baby, I got enough friends.

SPEAKER_04 35:41

I have plenty of friends. I don't need another one. I got enough friends. Oh my god. Friendship style. Also, what? The two of you guys sitting on the couch just like, dun, dun, Wait, they should get together. Ooh. Ooh. No. Also, we're at 4100 this past weekend.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

That was so much fun.

SPEAKER_05 35:57

With Amish and Cam and all of Amish and Cam's friends who are like these weird boys who are not fucking with my vibe. I think they're kind of like, she's pretty to Paige, you know? Like still.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Honestly, they had a good time, I think.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

No, I think we showed up and they were like, damn, Amish, you brought the chud. No, we're just loud and wrong.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

One's just autistic as fuck, which you fucked with hard.

SPEAKER_05 36:23

I love him bad. He talked like he had marbles in his mouth. It was kind of awesome.

SPEAKER_01 36:28

He talks like to the side.

SPEAKER_05 36:29

Yeah, he just talks out of the crowd of his mouth. Majored in Japanese. I can speak fluent Japanese. I was like page mom.

SPEAKER_04 36:38

I'm not an ABG.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

I'm just a big Instagram page dude.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

Oh my god, I was obsessed with it. He was so like Michael Sarah, which is still my type.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

But he kept up, like he evolved. Did you see him like with our conversations? He was able to.

SPEAKER_04 36:52

He was funny. I think he was really funny. Because we'd ask him a question and he'd just go, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:56

Like when we left, he was like, bye.

SPEAKER_04 36:59

We leave. I go, oh my god, so nice to meet you. See ya. I go, love you. Okay, bye guys. Doesn't say anything. I go, love you! Say it back. He goes, Love you.

SPEAKER_05 37:06

Love you. Because he has like marbles in his mouth. Yeah, I love him. Then there was the Irish one, which I really liked. He did also not fuck with me.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

No, Liam's just quite. He's very shy.

SPEAKER_05 37:15

I started doing the accent right back to him once I heard him speak more than two words and realized he had an accent. No, you heard that he had an accent. You go, Wait!

SPEAKER_02 37:23

Yeah, then he's like, I'm from Donegal. And you're like, Dunny Gull!

SPEAKER_05 37:27

I'm like, no Bally Buffet! Yeah, I know Ballet Buffet. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

He's very tame and quiet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:35

And honestly, it was rude what I did to him.

SPEAKER_04 37:38

Well, we show up and we're literally like, and people like piling up the dog.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Are you on like a 20-minute rant about Magic Castle?

SPEAKER_04 37:48

We were shaming people over like, have you ever been to the Magic Castle? Yeah, dude, it takes out. Yeah. Like that. Yeah, you don't know.

SPEAKER_05 37:55

Then a w Pooh Bear walks by.

SPEAKER_04 38:00

I forgot. That was the original point. We're at 4,100. I go, Molly, someone just floated past me like a fairy. Like, literally glitter following. They had like pink hair. I was like, it's Pooh Bear! Like I go, were they wearing a My Little Pony backpack? You go, probably. It's Pooh Bear.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

Wait, do you have- Can I see a photo of this person?

SPEAKER_05 38:20

Um, I think I already unmasked. Sorry for the tangent, y'all.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

Sorry, that was really important.

SPEAKER_05 38:26

Also, like you really can see like where my issues come from, because it's like kind of fine shit. And I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_04 38:31

Yeah, wait, I'm shocked.

unknown 38:33

I know.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

Yeah, you gotta work on something. I have some things.

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Like, I have like a tough nut to crack. Like my therapist can't figure me out.

SPEAKER_04 38:39

You have to go see Orna.

SPEAKER_05 38:40

I have to see Orna.

SPEAKER_04 38:41

That's the thing, too. It's like, if I'm gonna go see a therapist, it has to be Orna. Right? Are y'all hip to couples therapy? I'm asking, let me ask the audience.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

Not at all, bro. Wrong ass.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

Everyone, if you're watching, go watch couples therapy right now. I am obsessed with Orna.

SPEAKER_05 38:56

Anya and I need to go to Orna.

SPEAKER_04 38:58

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_05 39:01

Yeah, you do. Apparently, someone said justice for Anya in the comments. True, true. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

True.

SPEAKER_05 39:08

Um We had a good day yesterday.

SPEAKER_04 39:11

You guys are a couple, like going out, okay. Okay, like let's have a good night tonight. Literally, oh my god. Wait, okay, and Bryce, it's the same character. It's like the same thing. It's like they're just Nick 2.0.

SPEAKER_05 39:24

Well, Bryce really reminds me of when Rob was a Casa Boy. Because you remember before Rob got buff when he was a Casa Boy season five, The North remembers. I didn't even watch season five. Yeah, I don't remember. But he was a Casa Boy, Amish. Can you find that picture? Okay. Rob Raush, R-A-U-S-C-H, Season 5, Love Island USA.

SPEAKER_04 39:43

And unfortunately, Rob is so fine shit.

SPEAKER_05 39:45

He's the finest guy they've had on the show.

SPEAKER_04 39:47

So fine shit. Remember when he was talking to that girl, I forget who it was, and he was like, no one knows how eels reproduce. I was like, I would have been right there with you.

SPEAKER_05 39:56

They don't know.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

No, no one's gonna be here.

SPEAKER_05 39:59

Wait, can you go up to the first picture?

SPEAKER_04 40:01

This one?

SPEAKER_05 40:02

That was him as a Casa Boy, and then can you go up to the one not directly underneath the one next to it? Underneath that? No. No. No. Down. That one. First season six. He got that arm tat and started doing arm day. That's what Bryce needs to do. Bryce needs to go and learn what an arm day is in the gym. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

Wow, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

He got buff.

SPEAKER_05 40:25

Yeah, he got hard.

SPEAKER_04 40:26

He was looks maxed for his head.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

Dude, I don't know shit about Love Island.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Oh, you're about to. You're about to find a rundown. Yeah, I think he literally has bronzer on in the second picture. Yeah. He definitely does. Yeah. That's not a real thing. No, I'm like, his cheekbones are chiseled.

SPEAKER_05 40:41

No, like, also speaking objectively, I'm speaking objectively, he's probably one of the hottest guys on Love Island.

SPEAKER_04 40:47

Yeah, he was so fucking fine. Oh my god, and I loved him on Traders. Love him down.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

Just wait till I go on.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Just wait till I blow up.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

I would kill it on that shit.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

Alright, alright, little bro.

unknown 41:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Now you're sending three home. Yeah, you're sending three home. In his fuck ass overalls.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

Um, his overall colour daddy in the overalls. But that's kind of what Bryce is reminding me of when he was a casa boy. Basically, this thing happens Amish in Love Island. We're about halfway through the season, they do this thing called Casa Amor, where they split up the boys and girls who have already been like coupled up or whatever, and they send one of them, I think it will be the boys this season. They flip-flop it every other season. So they're gonna send the boys this season to Casa Amor, which is another villa on the other side of the island, and it's gonna be filled with a bunch of new girls. And so those are called Casa Girls. And so then they have a week where they are just with these new girls and to see if their connections with the old girls are strong or not. And then at the villa, new boys come in, those are called casa boys, and the same thing happens with the girls.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Oh fuck. Yeah, so it's like the ultimate relationship test.

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Yes, it's insane. And it's that it is crazy because it really does shake shit up. Like a lot of couples that you think are like the strongest matches sometimes get fucked up. Pick Clark. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

How long is the entire show?

SPEAKER_05 42:06

It's about a month. And new episodes come out pretty much every day, and they film like the day to two days before. So crazy.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

Oh my god, editing team? I know. But yeah, you're right. I agree with like the Bryce take.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

So there's like two weeks, no phones, right? They have like no outside communication.

SPEAKER_04 42:21

The whole time, yeah. No phones. Four weeks.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

Yeah, that would fuck me up. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 42:26

Might even be five weeks. No clocks. No clocks. Yeah, like again, again, no wonder why like you're literally heartbroken backsliding down the wall, scream, sobbing over a dude that you were with for two days. Literally. Because two days probably feels like two months.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

And also, like you sleep, you the minute you couple up with them, you sleep in the same bed. I do.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 42:43

I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_04 42:44

Because I already have a problem with like sleeping somewhere for the first time, like that's not my own house. And then let alone sleeping with someone new. I couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Wait, has everyone gay? Has anybody ever gone gay on the violin?

SPEAKER_05 42:55

Like one time, a few of the seasons. I think season one USA, two girls cobbled up.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

Interesting.

SPEAKER_05 43:01

Um, I didn't know that. Mm-hmm. I that's why I started watching it because I heard that happened. And then I think a few times in UK, but it's mostly like from The Bachelor.

SPEAKER_04 43:10

Yeah. The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. That's where we get the game.

SPEAKER_05 43:13

That's where we get them.

SPEAKER_04 43:14

Happy Pride. Anaya, I feel like I'm gonna love her.

SPEAKER_05 43:17

I think so too. She seems really sweet. I also like how buff she is. She looks really strong. Like her and Beatriz, athletes.

SPEAKER_04 43:23

Yeah, yeah. I feel like Anaya, again, making assumptions just based off of a picture. But I do judge a book by its cover. Yeah, just based off the looks, I feel like Anaya's gonna be a little sweetie.

SPEAKER_05 43:36

I think she's gonna get with Bryce.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

Ooh, okay, wait, yeah, wait, yeah, Amish. Thank you for the side by side.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

I was like, this might be.

SPEAKER_05 43:43

As you can see, two of them are missing. The two actually right at the end before Beatrice. The one with the one leg.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

Oh my god, yeah. Oh yeah, they're gone. And I feel like they would have coupled up. So whatever.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 43:59

Wait.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

Yeah, I'm thinking. I think Charlie and Kenzie. No, I'm sorry. Oh, Charlie's brother's name, Zach.

SPEAKER_04 44:10

Zach, really? Okay, I'm kind of thinking like Bryce and Kenzie. I'm thinking Zach and Anaya. Oh. I'm thinking Sincere. I almost called him Sincere. Like the wine? Sincere. Sincere.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Sincere's gonna want Melanie bad, and so is Zach, and Melanie is gonna pick Sincere.

SPEAKER_04 44:28

Wait, okay, I'm I kinda see the vision. Wait, yeah, so it's like depends on who's picking, like girls or boys. Oh god, I don't know. I'm like, it's anyone's game.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

You're just trying to cut your match up right now.

SPEAKER_04 44:39

Or I don't know, I could see Sincere and Kenzie.

SPEAKER_05 44:42

Yeah. I could see Sean and Melanie or Sean and Trinity.

SPEAKER_04 44:46

I could really see any of them with any of them, because like Yeah, we again we don't know.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

Just a bunch of hot people. Trinity, fine shit. Melanie, fine shit.

SPEAKER_04 44:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 44:54

Kenzie, Beatrice, Anaya, cute.

SPEAKER_04 44:56

Trinity is literally fucking stunning.

SPEAKER_05 44:58

She's insane. She's stunned Melanie. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

Wait, I'm trying to see Melanie, like in the.

SPEAKER_05 45:06

She's the in the blue.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

Oh, I didn't even see her down there.

SPEAKER_05 45:08

Oh.

unknown 45:09

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 45:10

And you know what it is? It's always like the most gorgeous girls you've ever seen and like just chopped hoes for guys.

SPEAKER_05 45:14

Literally, that's what it is. It's just like guys with muscle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

Just telling you, you ain't fucking ready, dude. Season 10. I'll be there.

SPEAKER_05 45:24

I'm just gonna be bombshell.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

All the guys standing are like ripped as fuck. It's like little Bryce in the corner. He looks like Lil' Huddy.

SPEAKER_05 45:31

Literally! He needs to like lift some weights. I'm sorry. Oh, he looks like Lil' Huddy. That's just the name of the game when it comes to Love Island.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:38

You gotta lift those weights.

SPEAKER_04 45:39

And like they have all the time in the world. It's kind of like prison. Like they're there. Literally! All they do is lift weights all time. Yes. It's prison. Glori. Oh my god. Glorified glamorous prison.

SPEAKER_05 45:53

Oh my god.

unknown 45:54

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 45:54

So curious. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_05 45:56

So excited. It's literally coming out so freaking soon. I wonder, um, because everyone's gonna be watching this on Friday, and so I wonder if everyone's gonna be like, y'all are so bad. Oh yeah. Yeah, because we're gonna be like two episodes behind all right.

SPEAKER_04 46:09

We should start doing a daily episode, like a daily recap. Oh my god, yes. 20-minute little episodes talking about what happened. I know, because it is gonna be hard, like filming once a week to like encompass everything, like condense it down. Yes. Oh my god, I have literally so much. Like, we haven't even scratched the surface. I have so many topics.

SPEAKER_05 46:27

No, literally, like euphoria finale. I like skipped through like with the 10 seconds because it was so insulting and annoying.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:36

Killing a black lesbian during Pride Month.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

Sam Levinson, you strike again. Sam Levinson, you strike again. No, I mean, I knew it was gonna happen. It was the almost.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

It'd be so weird if she lived, but I think the way she died was also really weird.

SPEAKER_04 46:51

I think the way that she died made sense. Kind of like Walt, like Walter White and Breaking Bad. Like there was only one possible ending. You know what I'm saying? Like the trajectory, it was like, what the fuck else? Like she's gonna survive.

SPEAKER_05 47:02

And like since season one, I've thought she should die. Like that's how the story should close.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

And I think it made sense for her to go out, like, not in like this crazy, like a like shoot out, she dies that way. I think there was something, the one thing Sam Levinson got right was like something poetic about like her dying by her own hand, where it's like you're taking the pills.

SPEAKER_05 47:21

And like that's again, she's just an addict.

SPEAKER_04 47:24

And like that made sense.

SPEAKER_05 47:24

And like you went through all of this.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

For what? Yeah, just to OD.

SPEAKER_05 47:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

Um, so I think that made sense. However, wasn't moved by her death scene.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

No, it happened, and I was just like, made me upset because I was like, this happens.

SPEAKER_04 47:37

Yeah, and I wasn't like didn't shed a tear. Yeah. I like wanted to feel way more sad and like moved by it.

SPEAKER_05 47:45

I was thinking about my own shit. I was like, that sucks.

SPEAKER_04 47:48

Yeah, I was like, I gotta switch my laundry.

SPEAKER_05 47:50

Yeah, literally, like like the fay of it all, like the Nazism of it all. Like, why did you put Nazis in there? Again, if it's just one guy writing this, one guy writing this, there's no other co-writers, no one in a writer's room, nothing like that. How are you writing a black story? Like, I don't understand. Like the fact like the Ali episode or the and the Alama episode. Yeah. Both of those. I was like, it's almost it's like insulting the fact that Sam Levinson is writing this. Like it's almost like it's almost minstrelcy in the way that it's like you're making um you're like making these black stories in for your own entertainment, like by a white guy. Like it's kind of like written minstrelcy, like that's crazy. Yeah. Like that's really crazy.

SPEAKER_04 48:36

And like the fact that you're writing the N-word into the script, the fact that you're saying all of these things, like Yeah, like a bunch of like derogatory terms and like yeah, just crazy shit. And you're writing the other black person. Yeah. And so no black writers, no other writers. Yeah, exactly. It is fucking crazy. Um, and along with that, too, like, obviously, we talk about it all the time, like the fetish content in the show is crazy because it's like I was thinking at the end too, like, so much wasted screen time on Cassie Howard doing like sex work and like fetish content.

SPEAKER_05 49:10

Literal porn.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

Literal porn. And it's like, you could have just been like, yeah, she's an OF girl, showed one shot of her doing like sex work. Yeah, exactly. And we would have gotten the we would have gotten the idea. No. But every episode, we don't need 30 minute a 30-minute montage of her doing it. Literally. Where it's like, this is so, again, not essential to the plot.

SPEAKER_05 49:28

Like not essential to the plot because it doesn't wrap up with Nate's story. No. That was crazy. No. That doesn't wrap up with his story. It doesn't wrap up with the Rue story, it doesn't wrap up with anything. It just You did that because you wanted to see Sydney Sweeney's tits and to like, I'm sorry, to play out your sick fantasies. Use this poor girl, Sydney Sweeney, to like, I'm sorry, and also like I she is hold on. Let me let me word my words correctly. No one take this in the wrong way. Sydney Sweeney, like, deserves to be held accountable for all of the MAGA shit. She's dating Scooter Braun, who's uh pig and crazy. Yeah. Um but like she's been exploited for her tits for a really long time since she was like a child like actress or or a very young adult actress. Like there's I think there's like a a reason to her psyche. I think there's a reason where she's like, this is me taking it back. Like I'm making money off of it. Like, again, I don't know her politics. She's like is very mumsaword out her politics, but she is like being used as a conservative dog whistle. And I think, like, in a sense, she's being used. In a sense, she's a little bit of a victim. Like the Sam Levinson of it all, you're literally exploiting this woman because of her body.

SPEAKER_04 50:38

Like, yeah, and I think he's playing into like that narrative too by being like, let's take back your power. Like, this is feminist of you, and like you're doing like the right thing, like reclaiming your yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:48

But I don't think but I think it's just like sometimes when you're going through something and you're like, oh, like I'm gonna reclaim it. I'm gonna do that thing, like I'm gonna date that older guy to reclaim it because I have trauma about that. Sometimes you're not reclaiming it, you're just redoing it.

SPEAKER_04 51:01

Yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_05 51:02

I wonder if she's gonna have this like come to Jesus moment where she like looks back and she's like, Because like right now I think like, and maybe this is me being naive, maybe this is me thinking like there's no way a woman could like see herself like that, and maybe that like I'm wrong. But I'm like, I think like she's under the spells of like, no, like I could sell my bathwater, you know? Like, yeah, look at how much money I'm making though.

SPEAKER_04 51:21

Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I think maybe it is this thing now where she's like, oh my god, fuck all of you, because everyone's like upset with her, obviously, rightfully so, about like a multitude of things where now maybe she's doing this thing, like digging her heels into the ground and being like, No, I'm standing 10 toes down on my decision. And it's like, girl, you you don't have to, like no one's holding a gun, like you can just decide you don't want to do that shit. Like, but yeah, I think now it's almost becoming this thing of like proving a point and like committing to it so hard. Yes. But I fully agree, I fully agree. I think that like people are a hundred percent taking advantage of her in her situation and just her as an actress, whatever. And I think like that's kind of like what she's used to now at this point.

SPEAKER_05 52:01

Yeah, I think so too. And I think that's what Sam Levinson is doing. Um, the jewels stuff also like way to ruin such a beautiful character. Yeah. Like, remember the jewels episode?

SPEAKER_04 52:11

I she was my favorite character.

SPEAKER_05 52:13

She was amazing.

SPEAKER_04 52:15

She was my favorite character.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

What happened was they ran out of Petra Collins source material.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

Yeah, and then what? You're having again Sam Levinson write a trans girl story. Goodbye. Goodbye. And the only thing he could think to do, again, fetishize her, fetish her. Make her into a sugar baby.

SPEAKER_05 52:30

Make her into a sugar baby, make her a really horrible artist who like um draw, like paints penises on these women for her friend. Like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04 52:40

And like her story was so interesting anyway, like on its own. And it just, I feel like that's that was the theme of the season. Season three was just fucking shit from a butt, shit on a fucking platter. Literally. And it was just, how can I take everyone's character storyline, just fucking throw it in the trash? Nate, there was so much like he had a crazy story too. His third brother that like just never came back.

SPEAKER_05 53:04

I know.

SPEAKER_04 53:04

His like internalized trauma and homophobia.

SPEAKER_05 53:08

The homophobia.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

The homophobia.

SPEAKER_05 53:09

He was all of the ists, like he was all of the iss, and then he just dies, and we just close that.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

Yeah, crazy. Um like the Sydney Sweeney stuff. She had like the beautiful moment in season one, too, where she got her abortion.

SPEAKER_05 53:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:23

And then she had like, it was the kind of like the cuts back and forth between like her figure skating while she was getting the abortion. And it's like awesome. She had so much depth as a character season one. The bimbo focation of Sydney Sweeney and like literally since season three. What happened? Just what happened?

SPEAKER_05 53:41

What happened to like genuinely all of it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

But I mean, I guess I what I will say, like if I have to give it any fucking praise, um, I respected Ollie going and killing Alamo. Yeah. That was kind of sick. Yeah. Avenge Rue. I liked that.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

Avenge Rue.

SPEAKER_04 53:59

Um, I loved Bishop turning on Alamo. Yeah. That was great. I guess that tied him with like the snake and like the rat and like all that. Um so like loved that.

SPEAKER_05 54:09

Loved parts of it. The cinematography, beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful shots. Literally left and right. It's just such a beautiful thing to watch. If you couldn't hear, yeah, if you mute it, if you mute it and turn off the subtitles.

SPEAKER_04 54:24

Beautiful. Yeah, a hundred percent. That's it though.

SPEAKER_05 54:27

And that's that.

SPEAKER_04 54:28

Nice visuals.

SPEAKER_05 54:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:29

Music score.

SPEAKER_05 54:31

Yeah. Don't listen to it.

SPEAKER_04 54:33

Horrible.

SPEAKER_05 54:34

Yup. And like that's that. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

The Fez stuff. Like, no mention of Ashtray.

SPEAKER_05 54:41

I know, I know.

SPEAKER_04 54:43

It's just like no mention of Kat's character, whatever, man. On a lighter note, though, Sean Evans and Kiki Palmer.

SPEAKER_05 54:49

Oh my god. Have you ever been? Someone said, like, she was doing that Zendaya laugh. Remember the video of her and Tom Holland?

SPEAKER_04 54:57

I'll never forget.

SPEAKER_05 54:58

I know. Like, she falls out of her chair. Um, us on Flopcast. Like, you say anything, I'm like, I know. Like, I'm like, that was good. Um, but yeah, Kiki Palmer, like, I hope that I hope that works out because I did not like her last boyfriend.

SPEAKER_04 55:10

Oh my god, I know. And Sean Evans, I really feel like he will not play about her. He's obsessed with her.

SPEAKER_05 55:15

Like, I'm sorry, he's bald. Yeah. He has a level of humility. He has a level of humility not all men have. It's true. Some bald men really take the baldness and make it into like, oh, like guns out at everyone.

SPEAKER_04 55:28

Yeah, like what was me?

SPEAKER_05 55:29

They're like, they take it in and they're like, let me become the monk I was born to be. Hello.

unknown 55:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:34

Like. Yeah. Like he went through like a spiritual awakening and like he is kind of like the avatar. Like he's come full circle, like he is fully aligned. Yeah. You are. Love them. God, she's perfect to me. I'm obsessed with her. I'm obsessed with her and her energy. I also feel like you know how everyone's like, in a relationship, you need a rock and a star.

SPEAKER_05 55:55

He's the rock.

SPEAKER_04 55:56

He's the rock, and she's such a star. Like, I just love their dynamic, and maybe I'm so parasocial about it. Whatever I am about everyone.

SPEAKER_05 56:05

I'm literally, I was watching Moses cooking videos today, and I was like, he's the rock. He's the rock.

SPEAKER_04 56:11

It's so real. It's so real. Um, but yeah, I feel like they definitely see all the comments and everyone being like, please, Kiki, just give him a chance. Like, he's made for you. And just like the buildup, the tension, so cute. Like, I know.

SPEAKER_05 56:26

When stuff like that happens.

SPEAKER_04 56:27

I know.

SPEAKER_05 56:28

Um I went to the Lost Culture's Culture Awards.

SPEAKER_04 56:32

Yeah, and you weren't invited, and you had to pay for a ticket.

SPEAKER_05 56:36

I was not invited, and I purchased a ticket on my own accord. I want everyone to know this.

SPEAKER_04 56:40

You made like 10 TikToks about it, I was dying.

SPEAKER_05 56:43

And then I got a little bit of canceled because obviously Francois Arnaud was there, and I screamed. I saw, okay, also it was like really embarrassing what I did. He was like walking into like the theater, like through the celebrity entrance. It was like Hannah Einbinder. I was like, oh my god, it's Hannah. It was like all these people, and it was Francois Arnaud. I literally was on my cover. I was like, oh my god, it's Francois! It's France! I'm not even kidding, that's exactly what I believe you. Like my baby 10 people like watching. It's Francois! Like it's it's crickets, it's crickets. Like it was Jesus coming up from the dead. I'm a hater. I'm literally like Francois. Like you openly shit on him on the flock. Fake ass bitch, bro. Fake ass bitch. I'm literally.

unknown 57:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 57:35

Like he literally, like, at one point I went down to get like um candy and a water. And I I'm in line, I see him. I see him. I'm like, I took I took a picture of him. I'm like, yeah, from afar. You're like zooming in. Yes, but I got sent my canceled because I went. I sent it. I forgot.

SPEAKER_04 57:54

Is that where you screamed, Francois? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 57:58

Imagine. No, because I can see you going, basically. It was basically like that, except he was on the move, so it's a little less weird, but it's still weird. Oh my god. But I made one of my videos being like, where I did not, I was not invited and I purchased a ticket, and I'm low-key fake as fuck because I saw Francois Arena, and I screamed, even though I don't fuck with him like that. And everyone was like, why don't you fuck with him like that? Why don't you fuck like that? Oh, it's because, oh, it's because everyone's so weird about him. Can't I just not like someone?

SPEAKER_04 58:22

Right. I just don't like his personality.

SPEAKER_05 58:24

He's innocent.

SPEAKER_04 58:25

Yeah, he didn't do anything except for piss me off. He is innocent. He didn't do anything to piss me off. Oh my god, I I have so many people that I just don't like just because Yeah, people and people. No reason.

SPEAKER_05 58:34

I was also like, I was on no one's team because everyone in the comments, like, were like, fuck you. Or they were like, girl, I'm with you. And I'm like, why are you with me though?

SPEAKER_04 58:41

Yeah. And why is it fuck me?

unknown 58:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:43

First of all, fuck you. Second of all, let me likes, dislikes, let me have my own opinion about something.

SPEAKER_04 58:48

Yeah, even if I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_05 58:50

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 58:51

It's just a feeling.

SPEAKER_05 58:52

It's just a feeling. It's just a feel.

SPEAKER_04 58:57

Literally, bro. God, it's so good.

SPEAKER_05 59:00

The gaggle of stars there. It was literally like if they did an award show for things I cared about. Like it was like friends who are there. Um, Z-Way was there. Z-Way, she's I know I have to explain it to you. Yeah, I have no idea. Um, it's like an like um, she's like an influencer, but she has like this talk show on YouTube. Okay. And she is just like kind of a bitch to people, or like she'll like catch them in cancellation. She'll be like, Why'd you say that? You know, or like, can you say that to me as a black woman? Like, she's amazing. Nice. She had George Santos, that guy who was like in Congress or whatever, who was like gay and whatnot. Uh-huh. Um, and he was like, he asked to be paid, and she was like, So you asked if I could pay you for this, like during the she's great.

SPEAKER_04 59:42

Love. Like calls them out like on their shit.

SPEAKER_05 59:44

Literally, it was awesome. You would fucking love me. Okay. Um, she was there. Um like the gay guy from Pentatonics was RuPaul was there. Shut up. That was like seeing God in the eyelash.

SPEAKER_04 59:58

No, that's the one I would go for.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:00

No, I was literally like, oh my god. It's RuPaul. RuPaul. Lisa Renna came out and did four different outfits where she walked out as four different outfits. I can't. Gladys from Weapons. She walked out as Jeff Prost from um Survivor. She walked out as Billy Eilish at Coachella as the One Less Lonely Girl. And that outfit literally was like Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. She was so good. And then there was another one. Yeah. She was oh, and she walked out as Jacob Ballordi at the airport.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:27

Fucking perfect.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:28

It was awesome. Like it's for the girls and the gays. It was literally so for the girls and the gays. It was so awesome. Wait, so it's Bowen Yang and so obsessed, not Rogers. Okay. Because they have a podcast lost culturistas.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:39

Okay. So they do these shows where like they give out awards just based on like their own opinions.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:44

Yes. Once a year they have the culture awards.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:46

How do we do that?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:47

Right? The flop awards. We give it out to the floppiest people of the year.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:51

James Charles, come get out. James Charles to the front.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:53

Yeah, he's gonna be like um Taylor at the end with all of it falling out.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:57

Bouncing on his head.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:00

Um oh my god. Wait, but let me look at my thingy. Because I took a bunch of pictures. They were like, do not take pictures. But Meg Stalter was there and she sang her prettiest girl woman in America song.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:10

Love her.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:12

Um, that was really awesome. Miss Piggy was there.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:16

I would have been I would have fallen to my knees, dropped to my fucking knees.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:19

Miss Piggy?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:20

That's iconic.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:21

I can't believe Miss Piggy was there. Um Rachel Zegler was there and she sang. Do people like her? I love her.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:30

I'm like, what's what's like the what's the?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:32

I really dislike her because um she has like a classic musical theater kid energy. Right. Which like is abrasive and also annoying. I love her. I think if I knew her interpersonally, we wouldn't be close. I would be like jealous and weird. Sure. Um, because she just has the voice of an angel and she knows it, and she like looks like that and she's beautiful. Um, but there was also a big thing because of the Disney.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:54

She got hate for Snow White.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:55

She got hate for Snow White, but she was like, I needed a job.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:58

Oh, and she's always like chewing an invisible sandwich on the carpet and jaw swinging.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:01

She's like, But then also there was like a bunch of Palestine stuff, and it was a whole thing. She posted about Palestine, and then Ben Platt's dad, who is a producer, Mark Platt, uh-huh, flew to her, flew across the country to her to be like, please delete this. And she was like, No, I'm standing stent toes down because she posted about it during the Snow White rollout and Gal Godot of it all. Right. And he, and I'm pretty sure Mark Platt was a producer of it. And he literally was like, You have to delete this.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

And she stood on it.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:27

And she stood on it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:28

Okay, wait, so love her.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:29

She's kind of like Queen. Okay, so what's everyone's problem? She's just annoying? Yeah, but she's like amazing, and she sang in the style of Don't Cry for Me, Argentina, for Avita.

unknown 1:02:38

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:40

Um, she sang, what did she sing? She sang Fame is a gun. Oh my god, I sang. At the award show? Genuinely I cried. I believe you. She was like, Fame is a gun. And I was literally like, oh my god. And then um Lisa Coudre like won an award. And then to honor her, Ben Platt sang, God, I don't even think I'm allowed to be saying this. They didn't make me sound an NDA. Yeah, no, you're fine. Ben Platt sang um Smelly Cat.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:06

A fucking amazing. Fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:10

Wait, wow, it is for the girls and the gays. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:12

Oh my god, maybe I'm breaking the news here first. I think it comes out June 17th on Peacock.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:16

Y'all got the exclusive. Yay!

SPEAKER_05 1:03:19

Oh my god, I'm sorry if I ruined it.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:21

Oh my god, I didn't even know it was like open to the public. Like, I would have bought a ticket.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:24

Well, yeah, you could buy a ticket. A lot of it was like industry people and seat fillers, I think. Yeah, I'm sure. We bought a ticket. I was like, how do we do that?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:31

Like, I want an award show that is just based off of like our opinion.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:34

Need money first, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:36

All right. All right. No, no, no. We'll do it in a public space. Yes. We'll do it at Hollywood Reservoir.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:43

Well, honestly, I'm like, how do we rent out Hollywood bowl?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:48

Take out a loan. Can't be that expensive.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:51

They give out loans to people, right? Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

Flopcast LLC.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:55

Yeah, flopcast LLC. They're gonna be like denied. Yeah, y'all can't keep more than 500 bucks in this account.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:02

Yeah, we have to find like some sketchy lender. Oh my god, then we're gonna be like Nate Jacobs. They're like, you owe us a million dollars! I'm like, Yeah, they bury us alive. Imagine. We're like in that situation, in that situation, like I don't even know. I just like strangle myself, probably. Just hold my breath until I see stars.

unknown 1:04:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:21

The rattlesnake crawling down the hall.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:24

Why was it dead on him? Like, that didn't make any sense. Like, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:28

Stupid. Stupid, stupid.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:31

That's us quoting Anya, because one time Anya was here during filming, and this, I don't know, a boy did something stupid.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:38

We were talking about Alex Honnold, like the free solo guy. And he had like a wife and kids, and he's climbing these mountains where it's like you can just fall to your death. And she just goes, Stupid.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:48

It was so funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:49

Oh my god, yeah. Speaking of vocal stims, like our last one has been like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. We were wearing the shirts last episode. Oh my god. We have some people riled up in the gun.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:00

Y'all it's not money going into his pocket. It's from fucking Amazon. Obviously, it's not from Shane Dawson. Obviously, it's from the oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god people.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:08

I think the flops, you guys know, you guys get it. It's the people who don't keep up. You know what? I have a ghost in my apartment.

unknown 1:05:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:15

I have a ghost in my apartment. Bad. This happened. Okay, so I've been like sensing some weird shit going on in my place. Even like after I saged, like, there's still creepy things. Granted, my place is like a hundred years old. I'm sure people have died in there or something. Whatever. But like I'm cool with the ghosts. It's fine. I used to like play with Ouija boards and shit like by myself when I was little. Like I'm hip to it.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:39

Your mom being a mortician and then you doing that, like, you had source material. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:44

Like it checks out. It's like in my blood. Um, but this all kind of like clicked for me. So I posted a TikTok maybe like a week ago, and I'm just laying on my couch and I'm just talking shit to the camera, and it goes, you know, kind of viral. I'm like looking at someone commented, they go, Who's the man? Behind you. I said, What? I rewatched the video. I don't see anything, but I'm like, uh, that's fucking weird. Cause why out of like I'm like so many comments did I see that one?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:11

So I was like, that spooked me. And I was like, what the hell? So that already kind of like had me on edge. There was one time I FaceTimed you right after, but I was going on a walk. I had my I had my headphones on my dresser. Like for the audio listeners, I had my headphones on my dresser, like not near the edge. They're they're placed like here, middle of the table. I'm putting on my shoes, I'm tying my shoelaces, all of a sudden it just goes phon off the dresser, falls onto the floor. I kind of I froze in my tracks and I was like, wait, I go, I didn't like that. No, something's up. Something's up. So these two things happen. Another day, I go into my kitchen, lights start flickering. I'm like, all right, please stop. The one that really brought it all together was I have this like credenza. This like this one's the one that's like. Yeah, I didn't like this one. This kind of like buffet, like, I don't know what the fuck you call it, like dresser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like um in my dining room. So sometimes like when I open up, there's like three drawers on the top. There's one in the middle that's like really big and like two smaller ones on the sides. Sometimes, like, when I open the middle one, I think like the right side, like the little drawer gets caught and like kind of pops open with it. At least, like, that's what I've been telling myself. So one morning I wake up and the drawer, like the little, the little one on the right, is open. So I was like, oh, maybe like I opened up like the middle drawer and like that one popped out. I close it, I go on my walk, I come back, the drawer's open again. I was like, oh, I don't like that. I don't like that because I specifically closed it before I left, didn't touch it again, came back, drawers wide open. Ooh, ooh, I don't like that. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:43

No, and also like maybe it wouldn't be a thing unless the the headphones.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:47

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:48

The man comment.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:50

That's what I'm thinking. The who's the man behind it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:54

Don't say that to people.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:55

So I literally had to like make an announcement to the ghost, and I was like, hi, like, you're cool to stay here. Just me in my living room like this. Hi, uh, um you're cool to stay here, but like please just close anything when you're done, and like don't let me see it because it's really freaking me out. Like, you can stay here, but like your neighbors.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:11

We gotta go get a wellness report on this girl.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:14

Like, dude, so scary. But I do this thing now where it's like anytime I'm scared, I just play young thugs. I'm like, what? Am I gonna get possessed to like horses dumb? Oh yeah, yeah, that's all yeah. Like anytime I'm scared, I put on like Nicki Minaj. Right. Like, what are they gonna do? Like, I'm a harpy running away. I'm not gonna be levitating.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:34

See, that's why I'd be put on on Book of Mormon. I'm telling you, it's like anything scary in your head will float away if you're listening to that shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:42

And that's why, same thing. When I'm going to sleep at night, if I'm having like kind of like, I don't know, the creeps, I put on Bald and Beautiful. Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:49

She's not joking, by the way. Molly isn't. She fucking put that shit in on the car when we left.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:54

It's on my Spotify robbed. It's my Reciptify. I just looked at it.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:57

Dude, your car.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:00

Amish saw my car for the first time. I'm sure I have something to say about it. And you know what? It's like stereotypes come from somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:07

Dude, dude, that's what I said.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:09

You drive super.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:11

And then that whole thing's decked out. You got like these like pink overlapping like seats in the back egg crate for some reason.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:17

Trash, every roof. Trash everywhere. You're always like, get in, just move the stuff. I'm stepping into your fluffy sunroof.

unknown 1:09:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:24

Yeah, you have like a boa lining your sunroof. Yup. You have bumper stickers, ones like coexist. No, literally, I'm like, yup, yup. Am what? Am what? You go. Alma, she can get in, but like if it smells bad, I don't know. I think I'm just like immune to it.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:38

Yeah, like someone I one time I had someone get in my car and they're like, smells like dill. I was like, that's a new one.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:44

Dill's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:45

But it keeps it keeps housing prices low. No one's gonna break into my car. So true. No one's breaking into my car.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:52

Uh, you never know.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:53

It's happened to me before. But no one's breaking into my car these days.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:57

Even if they did, they just turn around, they'd be like, nah.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:59

There's nothing worth finding in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:01

Yeah, what are they gonna do? Seal the egg crate?

SPEAKER_05 1:10:03

Yeah, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:04

That's kind of useful to a homeless person, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:06

Yeah, actually, maybe a homeless person would have a field day in your car.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:10

A person would fuck with my car. There's at least 10 sweaters. Tent. There's a tent in there. Um egg crate. Probably a hatchet of some sort, you know, probably like a tool.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:20

A nice latte in the back.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:22

Yeah, literally, a few days late. Yeah.

unknown 1:10:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:25

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:26

Wait, should we rapid fire? Okay, yeah, let's rapid fire. Dua Lipa married. What? To Callum Turner.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:33

When did oh my god, when the fuck did that happen? How did I miss it? She looks chic.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:37

She looks so beautiful and chic.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:38

He's literally gorgeous.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:39

Do you know about that white guy stuck in India?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:42

Huh?

SPEAKER_05 1:10:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:43

Which is crazy though, because I am on like Indian TikTok right now.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:46

So white guy stuck in India is fierce. He is this fat, bald white guy who uh talks with an Indian accent. Was like, my family left me here. They're from they're from Norway. We were visiting and they just fucking left me here.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:00

He got Joe Dirt. Literally, like Joe Dirt.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:02

Literally speaks in an Indian accent. Oh, insane. Charlie from Love Island recently posted about it and was like, insane story, man. I was like, okay, so I think he's strolling. But yeah. I've been like, I it's insane.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

That's crazy. I'm like, can you not afford a flight home?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:19

That's not low. No, why is it not working?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:21

Lost between borders. Norwegian citizen born in Norwegian. Bro, I'd leave him too.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:32

How are you that fat?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:37

How are you literally all the comments are in the world?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:39

How are you that big in India?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:41

Oh my god. The guy next to him, skin and bones.

unknown 1:11:45

Yeah, like.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:46

He's like, I'm out here surviving. I think you're doing just fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:52

Well, if you want, if you want us to continue, we're going to continue on Patreon.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:56

Yeah, come say hi. Come say hi. Because we're not done talking. I took my Adderall. I'm really gassed up today.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:01

And also we keep threatening to up the price, and for some reason we just like won't. Yeah. So get in what now? Get in now.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:07

Well, I think the plan is, I don't know. One of these days, the price will stay the same. But I think we're gonna add like a $10 tier where you're gonna get like vlogs and whatever the fuck else.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:16

But we're figuring it out.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:18

Also, my friend Lenny, who fell off that cliff, I gotta, I gotta go fund me to plug. I gotta go fund me to plug.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:25

Donate to him and his femur. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:29

He lived, bitch. The boy who lived.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:32

And my scar. He's like, everyone's like, bro, bro. Yeah, put that away. Love you guys so much. Yeah, I love you. Come hang. See you next week. Happy pride. Happy pride. Happy Love Island. Oh my god, I love June. Stacked month, my birthday month. Yeah! Hey, when's your birthday? What the fuck? June 23rd. June 23rd. I'm gonna forget. Also, come see us in Vegas. Yeah, oh my god. Vegas, June 12th. We're gonna be part of Tana and Tresha's live show.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:04

See you there. See you there. We love you. Love you, love you, love you. I'm gonna jump off the sphere. Break my femur.