A NEW FLOP HAS ENTERED THE VILLA (w/ Brooke Schofield) | Flopcast ep.21

Propranolol mints, pregnancy nose, Love Island drama, and queefing on command. Please welcome this week’s guest, Brooke Schofield. 

This week we’re talking anxiety meds, reality TV, motherhood, tour memories, internet controversies, and the awful decisions that keep making great stories.

Flop your wings

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:03

Are we on the air? We're on the air! Woo! I brought you guys gifts. Oh my god. God, we're such bad hosts. I know. I brought a cake. Well, no, that was the best. So that was also the problem. Well, little backstory. Like, obviously, you love propanolol, okay? So much. Shout out. Is it a beta blocker? Beta blocker. So I didn't know about propanolol because I'm a gabapentin. Oh. Oh, we can talk. I dabble in both. Well, I had never tried propanolol, and she was she was talking all about it. And so I tried it for the first time before I went on stage. Okay, which is just like never the time to try something new.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Unless it's propananol.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

True. So you would think, except that was the day that I sat there and I'm talking to Tana, and all of a sudden I just like my my mind erases. Yeah. Like just nothing. And I'm thinking, like, I look out. I think I even said something like, I'm on propanolol. But you know what? I was like, I got an ad the other day for like for propanolol. Gummy mints. Mints. Mints. On Instagram. Yeah. And I saw him and I was like, let me give this a try again, obviously. And I love ordering drugs online. I'm obsessed with that new, like the new trend that we have, where you can literally just go online and say, I have this. And they send you a few minutes. Crazy. So of course I ordered a bottle of these mints. And again, I tried it for the first time. Okay. Is that them? Yes. No, it was. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I got the green ones, then I should have gotten those ones. Oh my god, so you got mints? Yeah, so well, so what it says is for stage, it's for like stage form and anxiety or stage right, which like I was like, this is gonna help me with my podcast. Everything's gonna be good. But then recently, Miles had a friend have a barbecue, and he's like having a birthday barbecue. So I was like, you know what? Let me take one before this barbecue.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

And I'm gonna be like socially like loose, conversation flowing. I was drooling.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Literally drooling, but not in a good way. Like, literally, like couldn't even look straight, and like I if I told you who was there, like literally it was the last place on earth you would want to be just like not functional. Is this when your grill caught on fire? No, this is different. This is at somebody else's barbecue.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

I thought this was like your backyard barbecue.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

And I'm in your jewelry people total there, and I'm drooling.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

Eyes crossing fucking drooling. I know sometimes that would happen to me too, like before the shows, because I would always take prepanol before going out. I couldn't function without it. But then sometimes I'd be on stage and I would just be like, oh my god, and then no.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

But I loved it. I love that because we were always next to each other and we could like, we could chit-chat. Anyway, so so the point of that story was I I have a whole bottle that I will never touch again. Give it a scary. Oh yeah, wait, this that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

Uh I'm like a baby with its rattle.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:46

That's definitely a felony, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Well, no, because she's already prescribed her panel. She already takes it. She was the one who made me take it for the first time, which is actually she's the she's the criminal. True.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

I'm the criminal. I love to, like, I know this is straight from Sheen.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

I I I ordered it online, so it's like, how, how, how illegal can it be?

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Like, why? That's why her name broke Schofield.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Did that no? Well, you know, my my credit card has my name spelt wrong, and I found out like three days ago. Like, just fully wrong. Anyway, that I was like, I can't show up empty-handed for my end. I know your uh the size of this bag, by the way. I know your blood sugar gets low. So this is um Swedish candy. Thank you!

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Oh my god, are you kidding? This is the one. And I've been wanting to try those.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

We'll have a mook bomb.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Yes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Do you guys have a Patreon? Yes. Oh, good. Oh, yes. That's what I'm most excited for with the new podcast. I'm like, Patreon first. Patreon. They might launch on Patreon. No, you that would be. That's like people get in trouble for that. No. Somebody did like their baby announcement on Patreon.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Hello. Oh my god, I know. I'm like, and if you guys want to know if Brooke's pregnant, go to Patreon.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

I was really I was really thinking I was pregnant this morning. Like, I really was so sure, and then I took a test on.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

I can't wait for you to be a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

And I peed on my hand, so.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Oh my god, I need you to be a mom.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

I need a break junior. But people make it sound so easy. I know. They're like, you'll get pregnant first try. Wait, this literally feels like Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

Like, thank you. I feel like the worst.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

Okay, so so what I didn't include, and this is gonna make it not as nice of a gift. Or it's like it tastes so horrible.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Wait, well, now I want to try one, but then.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

No, just try it and spit it out. It's like and it also takes three hours to dissolve completely. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

It made my whole mouth numb. You'll understand why I was drooling after it. Wait, the consistency. They feel like edibles.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

You need to just put it in.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Oh, it's a gummy.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Well, I yeah. Uh-uh. How much, how many 12 milligrams? Okay, how much should I take it?

SPEAKER_04 4:44

This is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Oh my god. Well, that's not a nice way to talk about somebody's gif. Really? Really insane. Best gift ever! Really, yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like, well, you see where it like makes your mouth numb?

unknown 4:55

What?

SPEAKER_02 4:56

It's like they just coat it in the dust. I was just gonna say, what? Wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

It's like they took propanol, smash it up, and rolled this little dummy around it.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Remember, like one time Tana convinced me that if you chew on your Xanax, it works faster. I put it under my tongue every single time because of her. I actually like I do think it's true, but like I scared somebody one time, like putting a bar in my mouth and chewing.

unknown 5:16

That's insane.

SPEAKER_02 5:18

But like sometimes it's like it's like urgent. Let's go now.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Oh my god, when I'm mid-panic attack, I'm like like crunching it, snorting it, putting under my tongue. Like I need instant reprieve. No.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

Same, I felt that I had to take a Zofran this morning, and literally they make it the hardest thing to possibly get out of the packaging. And it's like if I'm same thing with Imodium, by the way. And I need Imodium. Quick! I'm shitting my pants. Like the last thing I want to do is fucking do yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Yeah, Rubik's Cube with the packaging. Like, they're making you solve Sudoku puzzles to open it. I know it's so fierce.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

I really want an Imodium brand deal. Like, that's my like goal of the year.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Oh my god, I'm like, you won't get it here. We had Talk about that like on TikTok that no one's watching. We had this thing, like we were really trying for like five solid episodes to get Dr. Pepper to sponsor us. I think it'll come. I think it'll 100% come.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

Although you guys have had some bad takes that I want to talk about. Please. I actually only think can think of one. Please. No and I know. I was like, I was so excited on the way to on the way here to tell you. Benson Boone. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

You're a Stan.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

I love Benson Boone. I live for Benson Boone. I actually think he's the artist of our generation. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Did you see him jumping onto the stage? A new ep a new episode. A new idea.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

No, I feel like I feel like he usually is off the jumped onto the stage. See, I feel like he was always coming up with new things. Yeah. Like what's he have the thing? Subverting in the video.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Yeah, he's subverting it. Yeah. Springs in his fucking sneakers? How'd he do that? Well, I don't know. That Mormonism, it like gives you wings.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Actually, I swear to God, I think it does. But super panel. Okay. I know my mint's already hitting. I'm like, whoa.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

No, have you guys seen the video that where people are like, is this Benson Boone or is it Adele? Yes. Yes. Yes. I literally played it on my wedding morning.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

His voice is honestly gorgeous. Like his voice. Look. What?

SPEAKER_02 7:06

That's when you have the angel moroni on your side. You know who you should collab with who also loves being in the air? Who? Pink. Pink! Did you see her at the Tony Awards yesterday? Yes. People were like, I can't believe she spent this long time. How did he get air like that?

SPEAKER_01 7:20

Is there like a spray? Wait, is there a spray for me? How is he gonna land? Yeah, what's he landing on? Wait. No way.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

Wait, I'm seriously like obsessed with him. He needs to get drafted to NBA. I really think he could just. I mean, no. Wait, well, what is it you guys don't like about him? Just that he does flips? Um, I think just because he reheated like the flips. Oh, the Freddie Mercury nachos?

SPEAKER_01 7:45

The Freddie Mercury, like the Harry Styles nachos. I think he like reheated them a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

I don't I just think sometimes, like, if you're not taking inspiration from other artists, like you come out with like shit from a butt.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

I think him and Harry Styles are passing back that same plate of nachos. Oh yeah, they're both new dance break in that the here damn tour.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

The number of yeah. He's up there, he's living on like this.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Hard to not add. But have you seen the music video? Do you know the one I'm talking about? Wait, which one? The newest one? Uh the new one where he's in his little gym clothes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's dancing. Oh, yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

Well, Molly has a problem with him because he re He revokes, rebukes, denies his homosexuality.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

Yeah, I think that's but And I still get I still Does he? I feel like he really leans in.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Well, not in the way he won't vocally like Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I still get Larry edits every day on my TikTok, and like I there's like a little fire like still alive inside of me.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

But sometimes I'm like, I I I would think that that would make your career better. Like I feel like it would just open up a whole new I agree. And that's what I've been saying about Kendall Jenner.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

Come out, sister. Come out. It'll only help you. People think you're mean. Literally. Just say you're a lesbian.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

How does Renee Rapian?

unknown 8:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

No, Renee, but then Renee Rapp, like now she's only, that's she's only True, she's only gay.

SPEAKER_01 9:04

There's also something about like Kendall Jenner and Jacob Lordy, where I'm kind of like, you guys, it's like siblings are dating. And I kind of look at them and I'm like, siblings.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

I like when two tall people find each other.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Like they're just so they like look too much alike. They're so gorgeous. They're actually like perfect people. They're kind of like, I need him back with Joey King. That made him more.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Have you seen Joey King like stepping out recently? I've like, she where was she Met? Wait, yes. She married the Met.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Wait, Ami, can you pull up a picture of Joey King at the Met?

SPEAKER_02 9:32

She really made a comeback after that, after that bad glam bot. Yeah, bad glam bot. Which I've included often in those edits of the worst glam bots of all time. Well, her and Chris Olson. No, I can't catch a break. My first and only glam bot ended up in like 25 of these. But mind you, I grid posted it myself thinking I looked amazing. It was horrible, but people did a side by side because yes, I did go into Cap Cut and change my um skin texture a little bit. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

And of course. Oh, wait, she looks awesome! Yes! Amazing. Oh, she came back with a vengeance.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

She like took Sadie. She's gonna get him back.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Yeah. Wow. She hit up some Etsy witch. Literally, wow.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

She's got the bone structure. But I feel like she's one of those that we were like made to believe was ugly, who was never ugly. Totally. Like Debbie Ryan, we did the same thing together. So beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Yeah, because she was so memeed that it became like a bit.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

Yeah, they hate the girl with the round face. Yeah, but now it but now everyone's paying to get the round face. They're adding fat back to their face. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

She's with the guy from 21 Pilots. Is that Debbie Ryan?

unknown 10:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

Yeah, Debbie Ryan. Debbie's just had a baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they did, yeah. Which is harder than it looks.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

Which, if you know. I know. And then it's kind of like, wow, the girls who get pregnant first time. You know, like first time ever having sex and they get pregnant off of that.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

It happens to people all the time. Also, now I'm walking around every time I see a kid, I'm like, lottery winners.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

I'm like, you just have good defense down there. Yeah. I do. We always talk about that. Like, you got good defense.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

And it always happens to like a fucking 16-year-old. Yeah. Someone who doesn't want it.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Yeah. It's so my mom had three kids when she was 22. See. Didn't keep any of them, but but they were there.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

But like fertile. Fertile myrtle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

I mean, it's gotta be something in the water these days. Because I've had so many. I mean, like, I kind of play Russian roulette sometimes. I'm like, yeah, just shoot, we'll see what happens. And then it's like, I've never even had like a pregnancy scare. Like, my period will be like later. I have an either.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

And now I'm thinking, like, ooh, maybe I should have paid attention to that.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

And I'm like, ooh. Yeah, I guess it's not as easy as it seems.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

No. But use birth control.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

And yeah. And and safe sex is good. Like.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

And is. And is. You know, at Pride yesterday, no one was handing out condoms. Really? Really makes you think. But don't they have all those like uh free STD checks? Yes, but it's like, oh, but we don't want to prevent things, huh? We just want to keep those STD checks in business.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

Yeah, I think they think they want to keep them coming in. I know.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Exactly. And I'm like, there has to be a connection here somewhere. I've seen no corporations post about pride. I haven't seen a single corporation post that fucking rainbow flag.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

Somebody went to you know how you Target usually like goes all out for pride. Somebody went in, there was nothing that should be found.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

Yeah, no, the corporations just aren't having it this June. No, they don't have to be a good idea. I forgot. I forgot it's Pride Month.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

I know.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

It's quiet. Somebody's doing something. All quiet on the homophobic front.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Yeah, I guess I haven't seen much.

SPEAKER_03 12:19

Oh, discover credit card right now. They told me, oh, you need to replace your card. Okay. And so they sent me a list of things that I could change it to, and right now they have a rainbow option. Oh, good. Did you choose it? No, I chose the dolphins. Oh, I you know the dolphins.

SPEAKER_01 12:34

Damn, I didn't even go to Pride. I've been slacking. I have not been a good ally this year. I didn't even go to Pride. How about Pride?

SPEAKER_03 12:42

It's okay. I struggle with the Pride Parade. I don't love it. Not my thing. But I went. There was a Ferris wheel. Oh. That was nice.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

That's good. Love it.

SPEAKER_03 12:52

Yeah, the Ferris Wheel is nice. Oh, I wish. It posting in front of it.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

I was thinking what the floor is. Yeah, right? Like another round. Another round. Um, but we went to Tom Tom of Vanderpump Rules Fame. Yeah, of course. And Tom Schwartz was there of Vanderpump Rules Fame. I know I got a video. Kara, I'll send it to you to put in.

unknown 13:13

Watch me!

SPEAKER_03 13:25

Yes, it was awesome. I was literally like, Schwartzy. Like, mind you, I talk shit about all of those people so often. Really? I'm new to the whole I'm new to the whole show. The whole thing because I'm watching Valley. Oh my god. I don't even know who was also there. And who's Michelle's ex-husband? I can't remember his name. Jesse was there. And I literally saw him and I thought he was Danny. And so I went, because they do kind of look alike. And I literally went, Oh, people are having a problem with you. And he just like got a problem. People have a problem with Jesse, too. Yeah, I know I have a problem with Jesse.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Because now you know who Michelle's dating. Fine shit. Dr. Dre. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

I don't even know who these people are. What are they from?

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Yeah. She's like stepping out with a bunch of I've seen her with yeah. She's dating Dr. Dre, like actually dating Dr. Dre. Which, like, she just got divorced from her broke husband, and like he took hundreds of thousands of dollars from her. He was like a horrible husband, whatever. And now she's dating Dr. Dre, and it's just the best thing ever. Wait, who's this girl? What's she? She's from the Valley. The Valley. Oh, okay. But you saw Tom Schwartz, you saw Jesse, and you saw no Danny. Zach, no Danny, thank God. Well, he probably doesn't believe in pride. No, he 100% does not believe in pride.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Because apparently him and Nia used to go to what was Mosaic that church.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Oh, yeah. The one.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

Is that the one that Justin Bieber used to go to? Everyone used to go there. And you know.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

They put the tree up like every year. They do like a different version of like the crazy tree.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Right. Right. I think I'm becoming Christian. That's the.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

Oh, she was with a different guy the past season that I was watching, but now she is with Dr. Dre, which is just a little bit more. No, yeah, that guy left her.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Right, right, right, right, right. Upset your whole family for it. Wow. I don't know. I'm not really like a huge fan of her either. Yeah, she's kind of a bitch. The belly is a little bit more than a lot of those, like a little off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

Like, good for her. What an upgrade.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

I'm trying to get you into more of the um yeah, reality stuff because I'm just a fucking thing. I know. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

I'm so bad with reality TV because, like, oh my god, and here's like my stick in the mud opinion. I'm like, why do I want to watch other people's lives when it's like I'm living my own? Do you know what I'm saying? And not me. It's Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore was the only reality TV show where I was like, oh my god, I'm locked in. Yeah. Besides that, like maybe Kardashians, like here and there, but like it doesn't do it for me. Yeah, no, I love I love like the messer the character, like the better it's me. I want that to be horrible. Love Island. Yeah. Love Island. See, amazing. Because like that's good, like shitty reality. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

I love Love Island. I said I wasn't gonna participate this year, but I did.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

No! It sucks you in. It sucks you in.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

It sucks you in.

SPEAKER_03 15:46

Oh, also, privileges revoked. I'm looking at the camera. I'm not talking about it.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

She got canceled.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

What? Oh, you for saying Chopdolandria? Well, not even Chopdolandria.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

Chop Landria. Oh. In reference, and I'm looking at you. In reference to Nickelandra, in reference to Chop Hub Bryce with Trinity. Oh, and then everyone, oh, I'm already mad. And then everyone's like, oh, you wanna, oh, well, the only thing in uh similar between them and Olandria and Nickelandria is the race. No, it's not. There are many things actually similar with how they're getting together, but no one wants to talk about that. No, no, they just want to pin me to a cross.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

Yeah, get off the cross, girl. We need the wood.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

Trying to give you the wood. I learned my lesson quick with Love Island because first of all, things turn around so quickly that like, and I have the same condition that you guys have where I speak about somebody and then they immediately do something absolutely horrible. Literally.

SPEAKER_01 16:41

Every week we talk about someone. Next week, it's headlines. Yeah. Headlines for a scandal. I'm a couple of things. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Yeah, same. 100%. I'm contagious. I don't know. But yeah, maybe it's the set, dude. Like. It's seriously scary, and they'll they just start fucking crazy. Like I caught the Huda Defender last season and Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Can't be with her, can't be against her. It was not good for me. Yeah, I mean. Even if they're trying to cancel Keda because she reposted something positive about Huda. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

Have you been seeing, have you been seeing the people from New Hampshire who are like, she was a bitch in high school? I love to see that girl who was starting in high school. It was so funny. And like, if anything, she just did amazing PR for her. Oh my god, but everyone, everyone's editing a picture of Kata next to um King Vaughn. Awesome. Oh my god. Rapper King Vaughn. Everyone's calling her like the Queen of New Hampshire. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

So funny. Who's King Vaughn?

SPEAKER_01 17:33

Um Rapper. I think he's from like Oblog. He's a boy? Yes. And people are putting him next to him. Wait, is he not?

SPEAKER_04 17:39

I don't know, but it's such a funny sentence to you from.

SPEAKER_03 17:42

I'm pretty sure that's his whole thing. No, and then also what happened last week is we talked about Sean. We were like, he looks cute. Sweet guy. And you got him eliminated. And now everyone like got him eliminated, and now everyone's like, fuck Sean. Then I make a TikTok yesterday. I go, he must not have custody of his kid. Everyone's like, fuck you. Yes, he does. There's so many pictures of that kid on his Instagram. You think if he had custody of that kid, he would be going on six and a half weeks of Love Island? Whatever. Whatever, whatever, whatever. I guess I'll just stay to this cross.

SPEAKER_02 18:08

Yeah, like honestly, I'm honestly staying. It just comes back around anyway. You can have a good take next week. They'll be back. It will be bad. Privileges revoked. They're too scary. The public favor changes too quickly. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:19

And it's like the Love Island stands, do not play. Because you say a yellow dress is boring one time. Boom, boom, I'm getting to the cross.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

Literally cannot change your mind. Because if I say, like, oh my god, I love this person and tomorrow they do something absolutely horrible. You don't know who said you liked them. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Well, I already know that's gonna happen with me because I went on TikTok and I made a, I thought it was like making a funny, but I was like, oh my god, Kenzie is so like pretty that I was like, she's gotta be skiing. Yeah. Oh, people did not like that. People did not. And I get it, everyone's like, that's like a huge allegation, like an accusation to make, yada, yada.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

But I'm like really saying she's doing it.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

But I'm like, no out of change. To even get I'm like, to even get it into the villa, obviously you can't. Like, obviously, you can't, obviously, she's not actually skiing. But then I was like, oh, okay, yeah, my time's up. Yeah. So I was like, I'm not even gonna say anything about anyone. I'm not gonna talk about anything. Because then also I think whoever casts her fantastic job. She's so good. I'm obsessed with her. She is such a character, she is so fucking funny. I'm obsessed with her, but I know because I made that one TikTok, everyone's gonna be like, oh, you switched up, you never liked her to begin with. But it's like, no, I loved her from the junk.

SPEAKER_03 19:20

Remember the Amaya train, everyone hated Amaya, me included. And then, oh, she's America's sweetheart. She wins. And now, guess what? Well, everyone hates her again. Exactly. Oh, what was I gonna say? Kenzie. You know who she reminds me of?

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Amaya Papaya. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Abby from Love on the Spectrum.

SPEAKER_03 19:37

Even better. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

Madison from Love on the Spectrum. I think that too, but I was making the Abby connection.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

No, I don't think I think Madison, those teeth.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

Do you know she went to my college?

SPEAKER_03 19:46

Yeah, that's my favorite fun fact. I don't love her.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

She just has the cutest personality. Obsessed with her. And like I was looking at her, I was like, oh my god, she looks so familiar and I couldn't put my finger on it. And then my roommate from college texted me one day and she was like, we literally had class with her.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

I was like, that's crazy. She's so cute.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

She's everything.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

Is she married now? Still engaged.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

Do you know that her husband is like a billionaire? Tyler? Yeah, wait, is it him? It's the cowboy. Tyler? Yes. Is a billionaire? I don't know. It's talking about who grew up with him and was like, yeah, he's come from comes from like a billionaire family. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

Good for her. She can make so many friends and plays like.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

Literally fully making something up, by the way, because my source is not a reliable source. I do that too. I'll spread lies like it's just fucking wildfire.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

Oh, we get on here and we're like a credible source. TikTok. Uh-huh. TikTok. So my friend's mom. Yeah. Speaking of engaged, the rock is shiny.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Beautiful. Thanks, God. Oh, brookie. Did you know it's been a year yesterday? That's so that's actually fucking insane. That's actually fucking insane. Oh no, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

But no, so I'll say it's from when I got married. Because people think we haven't been together long enough, so I like to lie. Yeah, it's been a year since we've been married. If it were like anybody else, people would be like, when you know, you know. Literally. Literally. Yeah, but everyone was like, wait a second. Yeah, like iconic. Yeah. God, I love her. Yeah. Alligator guy. Oh, cookie.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

That's insane. I can't wait for you to be fucking pregnant.

unknown 21:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

I'm gonna hold your belly from the back.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

It's gonna be so good. You know what I'm thinking? Like, I wonder if I could do like shoulder straps or something. I because I see the videos all the time of like girls. And I know because I have no, like, no torso. So I'm I'm my pants are up to my boobs right now. Yeah. Like the only place a baby can go is out. Oh my god, I didn't even think about that. It's gonna be I'm gonna have like I'm gonna be one of those. Like pills, like a pill. It's gonna be you're gonna be able to.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Wait, because I'm built the same way. I have no torso. Like, if I'm sitting here right now, I can talk, I can um touch my ribs to my hip bone. Oh my god. I can like feel it internally.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

You can literally like barely put a finger through.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

No, like mine's overlapping, I think.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

Oh my god. I'm obsessed with that. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 21:58

Do you want kids? Well, yes. But I don't want to ever be pregnant ever. Really? That's like. I'm like so scared of it. Like, I just have such like crazy health anxiety that I think like it would drive me nuts.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Really? That's what Tana says too. Tana's like, I just would be too like. And I would be so ugly. No. No. Well, I'm a Have you ever seen pregnancy nuggets? Yeah. You're gonna be pretty.

SPEAKER_03 22:19

You're gonna be pretty. I don't know. I think I'm having kids. By the way, this is how I feel.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

I was rocking with something different before. Well, go, you have a built-in like block.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

It's yeah, I know you're gonna be like the most gorgeous. You're gonna get like the pregnancy glow. I guess I think something.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

I mean, knock, of course, I I hope, but like, I don't know. I don't care what I look like when I'm pregnant. I just want to be pregnant.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

Wait, is that real? Is pregnancy is this real? Yes. Pregnancy knows?

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Yes. Oh my god, Aaron, you have to look it up. Oh my god, I'd look so chopped pregnant. I just know. It doesn't happen to everybody, but it happens to a lot of people. Yeah. Like that's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

That looks Photoshop. There's no way.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

No, it happens.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

That's literally how I look after like a five-day bender. Like I just get swollen and puffy.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I'm like, okay, pre-filler.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Yeah, right? Like.

SPEAKER_03 23:04

Like after you cry, you get a little puffy belt.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Oh my god, I was full. I was crying all day yesterday. I was like, I'm I've never been pretty. Right? Like you look really pretty. Your eyes get like glossy, your lips get like full. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Like in Miley Cyrus. Face gets like shiny.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

You get a little flush. Oh my god, wait, how many cry together? How do you want?

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Um two. Perfect number. Two.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

Boy girl classic. Do you want to?

SPEAKER_02 23:27

I would love to have a boy girl or girl girl. Girl girl. I was just gonna ask, like, would you be okay with having a boy? I guess. Yeah. No, yeah. Genuinely. Of course, but I want girls because I am a girl. Right?

SPEAKER_01 23:38

No, I don't want a boy. I I swear to God, if like I ever take a pregnancy test, wait, what?

SPEAKER_02 23:42

If they if I if I have my if I ever take a pregnancy test, it's like a problem.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Oh my god, take me to the clinic.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Like I feel like I don't know. I just this is like my only reference point, and I need to stop doing this because I'm doing this to real human people, and I'm like, oh my god, that so reminds me of my two children, my cats. Like I'm always comparing my cats to my to or my cats to people's actual human children. Anyway, my firstborn, my girl, she's just like fucking just the bust, most sweet, perfect energy, and then mouse is like the worst.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

It's just like it transcends species.

SPEAKER_03 24:16

That's how it is with my cats at home. Yeah. Yeah. One perfect angel. The other one, she's like a bad cat. Really?

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Oh, I was saying she's perfect, but she's a bad cat. Yeah. I love that we're all cat people here. Yeah, I know. I know. I feel like that's a cat. It honestly is like so obvious. Yeah, like no, but I feel like boys in any species are just like chaotic and destructive, and just like, I used to like during my like real, real pick me era, I was like, I would never want to have a girl. Like, I was literally like, I can't wait to be a boy mom. They're too much drama. Seriously. Well, girls do hate their moms for like a thing. It's true.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

And like, if I had a girl, like she would hate me. Like, I know I would give her some things that are just like bad. And I can't help it. You can't.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Well, you have to, because pe funny people come from like True. Yeah. Some sort of like, you gotta do something, get divorced or something. Yeah, like something has to happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

I know. I would have to go through like, oh my god, extensive therapy before like before I have a kid. Because like if my kid starts to like get loud with me, I'm like, I'm not gonna go toe-to-toe with you. Not gonna let my quarters all spike.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

I'm afraid that I might be a gentle parent, which is like, ooh, oh yeah. But like I am with my cats. Oh, they're not kids. I know.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

I could see like if your kid was like playing on a pile of mulch, you're like, get down from there. I think you're gonna be kind of like helicoptery.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

I feel like you'd be a good mom. You've like gone through enough, you know what I mean? Like you kind of know what's up.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

I don't know. Um, I don't know. It's just like now I'm so aware as an adult of how easy it is to die. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, I I don't want my kid to do anything.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

No, my kid's gonna be in a fucking glass bubble. Like my kid, the girl in the bubble. Like that's gonna be my kid.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

And also, like, you're probably gonna get nervous about yourself and your partner too, because then it's also like, oh my god, like what if I can't provide? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 25:54

It's like you're now somebody was dependent on you. Yes. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh my god. I and also like I'm having an issue where I think like certain things are like muscles that you like actually need to exercise or kids. Like, I don't drive hardly ever now. So on the way here, I like thought I was gonna die the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just constantly panicked. So like as I get older, I just get more and more like nervous about everything. I know.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

I don't even know if I want kids.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Really? No, you're gonna be the best mom ever. You have such a fierce gay son.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Oh my if I knew for sure, if I could take a test and they were like, Congratulations, it's a gay.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

There's there's ways to help it along. There's like you could put him in dance.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Oh, yeah, no, I'm starting with five years old making him watch Rent. Yeah. Make your son gay. I'm gonna like how they have conversion therapy. I'm doing like the reverse. Like conversion therapy. You should open that up. I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

This is I just know this is clipped.

unknown 26:45

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Oh my god. Yeah, I just don't know. I also feel like, remember when Chapel Roan was like, oh my god, I know so many moms and like they're all miserable and everyone was like, get her!

SPEAKER_03 26:55

Yeah, but it's like very true because we really do pressure women into having kids, especially like up until very recently. We were pressuring women to have kids, and like sometimes people just don't want to.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

But now I feel like the whole wave is like, like being child-free is so much better. Yeah, yeah, it's like, can't we just choose what we want? I got asked recently, like, if I was freezing my eggs, and why was I so fucking offended? I was like, first of all, I was engaged at the time, so I'm like, it there's not like no promise for me. Like, I'm I'm engaged and I'm 29.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Yeah, like you have a very hopeful outcome.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Like so offended, but like maybe he was right, low-key. I know, fuck, I need to do that. Time's a ticket. A lot of people do it. Time's a ticket. I'm like, I tried to donate eggs, but you know, like I'm literally. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, because if you have anything like mental illness, that's another reason I can't. Well, actually, there's plenty of reasons I can't go on Long Island.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

Molly always says her biggest one is just like no bathing suit.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

No bathing suit. I can't be in a bathing suit. I just like they they literally, you can't be on any reality show if if you have mental illness because you can't take your. Well, I think like there's like a psych evaluation, like right big brother is like a big one. Like, that's my dream to go on big brother, and I would have to just lie about so many things. I would just scroll things in my butt because they're like obviously they're not gonna lock you in a confined house for 99 days if you like have you know some issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have too much of a digital footprint though. Yeah, they'll be like, wait a second, but you said it was performative. A lot of people think it is anyway.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Oh my god. Ooh, oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

I love the braid though. That's so scary. I got like too shocked the other day and turned my head too fast, and I literally couldn't move for like days.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

Oh. I swear to God, the perpaninol meant like got me. I just threw the coating. And I'm like, I feel like I'm high.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

That's where it was. I like started pay it's supposed to calm you down. I was panicked. I was like, 'cause you get panicked. Why are you why are you why am I like this? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Why am I so like limp?

SPEAKER_03 28:50

The first time I took it, I fell asleep.

unknown 28:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:53

Oh no, no, no. It was like, my god, it's an on tour every single time. Like it was it was our ritual. Like every single show, we'd go into the green room, she'd go, PG, shot o'clock. We'd take like two shots. I would take my pre-panel. I went out there. I thought I was fucking, oh my god, Tim Dylan on the mic.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

I wanted to work for me so badly though, because that would have been amazing. Like I had to use only alcohol. And like, then I'm like, I wonder why tour was such a depressing episode for me. Because we were just drinking the entire night. Like literally, I never woke up without having drank the night before. Never. And I was just an anxious mess. Like, duh. And then yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

Yeah, it was like the new normal. We were like hair of the dog every day.

SPEAKER_02 29:28

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

Oh my god. Oh, Tour.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

I have like I had three outfits that I cycled between. And it haunts me. I literally get tagged in things all day long, and I'm like, why would why the fuck would I wear that to take Oh, I was happy to look a mess.

SPEAKER_01 29:42

We had so much fun.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

It was just us over here.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Oh I know. It was honestly such a who. Like, I get so sad because I feel like when we were doing it, I was like, oh my god, like I want to go home because I was like talking to like my man at the time. And like that was so on the forefront of my mind. I'm like, oh my god, girl, fuck him. I wish I could go back in time and just like have a different mentality, like being out on the road. Like we should have taken so much more advantage of it.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

No, 100%. I think about it every day. I feel guilty for not having enjoyed it that much. I know, I mean, obviously the actual experience was so amazing and so like I was so grateful for it, but I was so unwell at the time that I just like I hated it. Yeah. I just like I always compare it to like if I had like the worst, worst, worst diarrhea at Disneyland. Like, like yeah, you're at Disneyland, like how lucky, but if you're shitting your pants the whole day, like you can't even like enjoy it.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

Yeah. Oh, honestly, I'm gonna grab a DC. Do you want like a diet?

SPEAKER_02 30:35

Ooh, yeah, me. It'll mix well with my little cake pop. You know what I've always wanted to do?

SPEAKER_03 30:40

What?

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Mentos and coke in my stomach. Could you imagine? We should all try it on Patreon. Oh my god, that's really funny.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Oh, do you want one?

SPEAKER_02 30:50

Uh yes, please. I'm so serious. Like, is there an actual, like, can we find out what the reality is? I'm sure it's like just real burpee burps. Oh yeah.

unknown 30:57

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

I've been burping lately. It's my new thing. Like love burping. Like intentional burping. Like I've always been burping.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Oh yeah. I used to be able to do that where I could like suck in air. I also used to be able to queef on command. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

You know what's crazy? I had a friend who could queef on command, but we were in sixth grade. We were in sixth grade and she was doing it. She was doing it everywhere. I'm like, no one, I didn't know it.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

I didn't know what it was at the time. I was just like, oh my god, I could like make myself fart. And I would literally just queef on command. Oh my god. And like it would be like my like my real talent. Talent show. And then it's like, hold on, I'm like showing my parents. And they're like, whole time I'm just queeping. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Heart on demand. I mean, it's genuinely amazing. It's like I would do it in a talent show if I could. I haven't. I can't do it. I tried. Oh my god, I can still do it.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

I thought you were gonna cleave. No, I did the um the Sprite and Banana Challenge one time. What's that? Do you remember that one? It was like you eat a whole banana, you split them a bottle of sprite, but you can't take breaths. Like you can't stop, you can't pause, you have to slam the bottle. It wasn't for anything. You were alone? Like it was me and Tight.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

I thought you were dead alone. Could you imagine like found dead?

SPEAKER_01 32:14

Like, okay, go. Oh my god, in her stomach. It was just me and Tai in my car slamming this right. We literally got out of my car. We're both throwing up, like profusely, like on the sidewalk.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

Yeah, I never fell victim to any of those except for the Kylo Jenner lip kit or lip challenge. And I hickeed my whole face.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

Oh my god, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My shit was bruised for a bit.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Oh, I did cinnamon challenge too. What am I talking about? I was, I was, I was just a bunch of followers.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

All of those. Yeah. I missed that one, but thank you. I don't, I don't disagree with that at all. I thought you would. I know the Tide Pod Challenge. No, I missed that one.

SPEAKER_03 32:47

They were locking them up by the time I could get make it to Target.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Yeah, I was excited about the bath salts thing.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

But it's the same thing. They like started regulating them.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Me and Molly were on FaceTime the other day, and I was like, oh my fucking God. I do this thing where I get like a false sense of product, like productivity, just thinking about doing things, right? And then it's like, oh, I'm good. Like I'll be here. No, like I'll be at home and I'll I'll write down. I'm like, I want to host a red carpet. I want to do X, Y, and Z. Like, I wanna post twice a week on YouTube. I don't do anything, but I'm like, oh, feel productive because I thought about it.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

A hundred percent. I've been like taking my Adderall and I'll spend the entire day doing something so stupid and awful. Like I have a note that I just add to all day long, just like my thoughts that I'll never share. Yeah. And it's like, well, for what? Like this could be a movie one day. Yeah, like I could do something with this.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

Like this will come in handy. It doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

But my closet's still a mess, I'll tell you that much.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

Yep. I know, and we're saying young hoes need Adderall to do anything. I'm like, I'll literally be like, oh my god, I need to do my laundry today. I have to take a vibance to do a load of laundry.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

And it's really shameful. And we shouldn't abuse drugs. Nobody should abuse drugs.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

No one should abuse drugs unless it's me. It's not drug abuse.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

It's not drug abuse, it's drug use. I know. But I really don't take it like most days. So it feels like drug abuse because I never take it. So when I do take it, I'm like, oh, here's my math. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

Yeah. And then I'm like tweaking. But it's like I'm never. I also have this thing where it's like I never get the things done that I need to get done. Like the last time I took a Vivance, I can't take Vivance because it makes me like actually tweak. So I can only take Adderall. The last time I took a Vivance, I ended up at a car dealership and I bought a car. It's not a joke. I hate when that happens. Not kidding. I took a Vivance one morning. I drove to Van Nuys Jeep. I literally the same day traded in my car, bought a new car. I woke up the next day. I go, what have I done?

SPEAKER_02 34:35

What have I done? Oh no. I have a certain thing, like, well, first of all, I call you every single time I take an Adderall for some reason because I have like three friends to cycle through. Like recently I called her on an Adderall. Three-hour conversation about Alex Honnold only. Yeah. Nothing else. Which by the way, he had climbed something new and it's um now on Netflix. He climbed a glacier and I watched it yesterday. Wow. 45 minutes long.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

No, we watched everything and we just keep showing them to every new person who will watch. Oh my god. Are you interested? Oh my god. I'm like scared of it. Like it would give me so much anxiety. Maybe I should get into it. No, it's so good. It makes their like little palms. And he's like hot. And it's like a controlled environment. Like, I'm in my house, but you're on a glacier. Yeah, and like you know he survived. Yeah, because it's on that.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

Yeah, it's like you know he lives, but like you're still sitting there, like palms sweating, because I'm like, oh my god, what if?

SPEAKER_02 35:23

Yeah. Like, oh my god. My palms can sweat thinking about it. Sick to think about. But boy, is he cute. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Do you know who we're talking about, Aaron?

SPEAKER_04 35:30

Yeah, he has a wife and kids and still does it.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Okay, I have a husband, so what? Oh, I thought you were saying because I was saying he was a high.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

I don't give a fuck about that. Like he doesn't like Imagine you just caught your man doing this. Like a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

You're like, nah. But like free solo. I'm like, you hate your family. Literally. But like I still love you so much.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

One time we were talking about him while we were recording, and my friend Anya was like sitting over there and we're talking about it. And Paige is like, and he has a wife and kids, and Anya just goes, Stupid. And like we still call it. Stupid.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

Stupid. Well, he said he would stop like in free solo. He's like, I'll stop as soon as like if we had kids and I had something, and then like it's a vape. He did skyscraper with two kids. Yeah. Yeah, like as if it's a vape. Wow. Maybe his therapist told him only Mondays.

SPEAKER_03 36:16

Yeah, literally, only Mondays you can climb.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

You know what you can do? Well, I don't know if this works or not, and I don't know why I'm pushing drugs on everyone all the time. But Well Butrin, people prescribe Well Butrin for smoking cessation.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

And it's like it's really calm and it helps you stop smoking.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

The happy skinny horny pill. That's why I tried to like I tried to take it for a minute, didn't work. But gave you Bacney. Yeah, give me Bakne. Oh my god, I forgot about that. I got Bacney. Yeah, it was making my skin get like a weird rash. But how long did you take it for? Maybe like three months. I gave it like enough time to like try it out because I know it's like you have to like give it a month, like test it out, whatever. Yeah. I also hate. I'm like, I just want to get like a blood panel. Like I just see like what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

That's why it's good to have family members with mental illness. Because they'll tell you what you should take. It's like, God, my whole family just works for somebody. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

Like, oh my god. So it's like I'm going through the fucking ringer trying to figure out like what's compatible with me. But yeah, well, butrin gave me like the weirdest rash on my back. Weird. Yeah, I haven't found one that works. And then like I just had a psych appointment like two weeks ago. Haven't done anything about it. And this pissed me off. And this pissed me off because, first of all, why do they make psych appointments so hard to schedule? It's like you know I'm.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

I'm like taking new new clients.

SPEAKER_01 37:30

Like it's literally like my office is closed, we don't have any new either no clients, or it's like, oh my god, I already like can't get out of my bed. Like, I like barely, I can't even like brush my teeth.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

It's like the Zofran package. It's like when I need to go to the psychiatrist, it needs to be easy.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Yeah, because it's like, oh my god, even like scheduling an appointment, they're having me jump through hoops trying to schedule an appointment. I'm like, I want to looking. Like Or like, you know, when you'd have to do the uh ADHD like whole thing, you have to fill out the form, and it's like nobody's filling out that form.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

It's so bad.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

I have a medication I need to pick up right now at CBS. This is the last day to pick it up. What is it? For paranolol.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

Yep. Well, can't do it. I know. Now I have to take some of those in a bind. Now you're upset. But I like I had this psychaval, and she's literally talking to me and she's like, So what's wrong with you? And I'm like, Well, I have like crippling, depression, anxiety, like it kind of comes in waves, but like there are times where it's like I'm literally in my bed for three days straight, like surrounded by crumbs, like I can't fucking move, like I have like showered, like whatever. My hair is like in a fucking matted mess. And she's like, Well, how's your diet? She's like, Do you go outside and go on a walk? Oh my god, oh my god. I'm like, brother, like I can't even fucking tie my shoes. Like, I can't even tie my shoes. How do you expect me to go on a walk? Yeah. Like, I can't even brush my hair. How do you expect me to get up and go for a walk?

SPEAKER_02 38:42

It's like telling someone, like, have you tried putting lemon in your water?

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Literally. Do you get eight hours of sleep? I'm like, oh my god, like I wouldn't be consulting you if I haven't exhausted every other avenue.

SPEAKER_02 38:51

Like literally. It's truly infuriating.

SPEAKER_01 38:53

It like it made my blood boil, and I was like, oh my god, like you've got to be kidding me. And she's like, Well, you know, sometimes we just have to like do things that we don't want to do. Like, I get up and I go to my job, and like, you know, some days, like, I just don't want to. I don't think, and this is a controversial opinion that I've stated many times.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

I don't think you should be able to be like in any position like that if you don't have personally have mental illness. Like, I genuinely think like I would like for my therapist to also be on like mentally unwell. Yeah. Like in the same boat. Because it's like it's genuinely impossible to understand a feeling that you've never felt. So, like, yeah, like a schizophrenic therapist. Yeah, I know a little far, but like it's it's so hard to explain something to somebody who's like literally never experienced. At least a little bit of anxiety, a little bit of depression.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

It doesn't have to be like suicidal. I want that semicolon tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Yeah, yeah. Right. Like, I'm telling you, I'm like, uh, I literally like don't want to see tomorrow. And she's like, Well, have eggs and toast for breakfast. I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 39:50

No, it makes me want to die. Well, I'm a therapist. I've I went through so many therapists when I was like really going through like the worst time ever. I finally found one that I loved, and then she broke up with me. She like literally wasn't allowed to treat me anymore. And so I never went back to therapy because it was like, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 40:06

Oh my god. I know. Or have you ever had like a good therapist and you're kind of rocking with them? And then they say something, they say one thing that just makes you question everything. And I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? My friend was talking to her therapist one time and she was talking about like cheating, and she like she has this like constant fear in the back of her mind, like my partner's gonna cheat on me, like whatever. And she's going to therapy to like work through it. And her therapist was like, Well, I just kind of think like, you know, cheating's fine. Like, if they're gonna cheat, they're gonna do it. And like, that's just something you kind of like have to accept. And she literally was like, Wait, that's not gonna work, ma'am. No, like, oh my god, like the fabric of her reality, like un unraveled. She was like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Yeah, it's like now I don't, nothing you say has any merit.

SPEAKER_01 40:44

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And I just feel like I've had therapists like that too, where it's like, I've been, like, they've been helping me, like it's been good. And they say one thing where I'm just like, like, yeah, full throat. Press the brakes, press the brakes. Like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_02 40:56

Yeah, I also just get embarrassed. I like genuinely get so embarrassed, like talking to a therapist because I'm like, I'm so I'm complaining so much. That's I go to therapy, I just complain for the hour. That's what I did this morning. I'm sure that I could probably get there, but like I've I had to go through so many that it was like the introductory phase, and it's like, God, I'm talking about this so much that I probably would be healed by now if I didn't have to repeat it over and over. Literally.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or it's like, I'll do three sessions and I'm like, uh, it's probably fine.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

Dude, I had a therapist for a little bit, and the guy accidentally called me like another name. He called me like Kevin, and I was like, I can't probably use you anymore now.

unknown 41:28

Kevin!

SPEAKER_02 41:29

That would that would honestly like so much more therapy.

SPEAKER_04 41:35

This is awkward.

SPEAKER_01 41:36

What nerve. Oh my god. I had a therapist named Joy one time. I said, how ironic.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

I've been really lucky with my therapist who've had the same one since I was 15.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

Holy. That's lucky. Oh, so she's amazing. That's scary. I don't want my therapist.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

But that's so good because she has this perfect. That's in the incredible.

SPEAKER_03 41:55

I literally love her down. Like, she washes the pod. Shout out, Queen. Um, but I had a therapist before her for like six months. Weird woman. Really? Weird woman. Susan. Weird lady. She was like, you know, people have crushes outside of marriage. I was like, so I'm 14 and I'm not talking about that. She was like venting about it. I'm not talking about that. No, she was literally like, I mean, if that's happened to me and my husband. I was like, what brought this up? Like, you're therapizing her. No, that happened. Maybe she needed to be mad at my mom. Like, my mom told me to like eat a vegetable and I got pissed off. Like, that has nothing to do with that.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

Like, do you watch couples therapy? No. Brooke, you would love it. Really? Oh my god, you would love it. We talk about her sometime. Oh my god, Orna. Orna. Wait, what is it?

SPEAKER_02 42:42

I'm in need of a new show.

SPEAKER_03 42:44

Where these couples go to therapy with this couples therapist, Orna. And it's full, like it's insane. Like it's crazy. But it's real couples? Yes, that's what it is. Like it's a couple of things.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Oh my god, how people would do that though? Like, how shameful.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

And people like talk about shit. Really?

SPEAKER_02 42:58

That's crazy. Even the ballet, I'm like, I can't believe you're sharing this. I know, like about your relationship. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

But she's literally, oh my god, she is God tier. Like, she has set the standard for therapists in my mind so high where I'm like, oh my god, it can only be Orna. Like, I can't see anyone else because she is like a genius. Like, wait, I have to watch it. Is it funny? No.

SPEAKER_03 43:17

It's like it's a few different couples, right? Per season, right? Or per episode? Uh per season. Per season. And it's like, damn, y'all really are getting into some stuff you should maybe talk about in private, but I guess we're filming it now. Like it's literally like a lot of people. I love that though.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

I love when people don't have like any sort of inhibition.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

And like they do it, they do it in such a way too, like where they have like hidden cameras, so like the couples like open up more often. Oh, like Love Island. Yeah, like I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

Oh, so they feel like they they have some level of like.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

Yeah, it's not like there's cameras set up and it's like a set. Like it feels behavior.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

I think that's why Big Brother is a the uh superior reality show.

SPEAKER_00 43:54

I would have put myself in an uncomfortable situation.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

I feel like it would make me feel depressed.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Kind of. I'm like, yeah, maybe. No, she's everything.

SPEAKER_02 44:14

I need to I need a new show. I'm running. It's humiliating how many shows I've gone through and how quickly I go through them. It's really alarming.

SPEAKER_01 44:22

Wait, what's your favorite? Piggy blinders? Is that your fave? Show ever? Yeah. No. Wait, I know this about it.

SPEAKER_02 44:33

Wait, reality. Modern family. I love modern family. Phil Dunfee. Oh my god. I love Modern Family. I know it. And that's how I know you have taste. I can't get Paige to watch it. I've been begging her to watch it because like I seriously go to bed to it every single night. Like we went through it. I tried like The Office, Seinfeld, like everything, and I just like funny shows, nothing's the same. And so I just I'm re-watching it and I'm already back on season like nine. And it's so good. Best TV shows ever made. Because Phil Delphi is so you. Like he's so your character. So he's the dad, but he's just like you would love him. We just died.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

Oh my god, I know I need to tap in. But I was also saying, like, I made a TikTok about this, and I'm like, oh, I'm so overwhelmed by options because it's like I have a running list on my phone of people being like, oh my god, you need to see this movie. You need to see the show. I probably have like 80.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

But you should only trust me. Yeah, you're right. Like, you can't do it. Nobody watches more shows than me. So true. So good. I love TV. Me too. And it's it's so bad. How much more success could I possibly have if I if I just fucking got off the couch? I spent like it's so exciting to me to like sit on the couch and just be at home watching something on my in my living room.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Yeah. But I think it's like doing work when you're watching TV. I think it's like you're like catching up culturally. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

And you're building humor. You're like, I genuinely think like half of my life experience came from watching Grey's Anatomy. Like genuinely, like I like relationships, love, friendship, all from Gray's Anatomy. All things I've never experienced on my own. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Like I justify like every single thing I watch, I'm like, okay, I'm watching Love Island, but it's justified because it's work for flopcast. So I can report back and talk about it. It's actually true.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

Which is in our crazy. That's why I watched Game of Thrones. I was like, I want to like know what's going on with the culture. Everyone's talking about winter's coming. What would that mean?

SPEAKER_02 46:22

Yeah, you know, I never I couldn't get into it because the first episode's so goddamn long and they don't, there's no dialogue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

Yeah, the first episode. Yeah, you kinda it has to find you in a weird place.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

Did you guys watch off campus? No.

SPEAKER_00 46:34

Shit.

SPEAKER_02 46:35

Wait, it was so much easier to see the video. See the video of him dancing last night at Kid LaRoy? Wait, no. So we know. I need to know what you think about it, because at first I had the same as the public opinion, but as I always do, I changed my mind.

SPEAKER_03 46:51

Were you icked out at first and then we were like totally icked out of it?

SPEAKER_02 46:53

Then when I found out everybody else is icked out, I did what I always do.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

Yeah, you gotta be a contrarian.

SPEAKER_01 46:58

Wait, wait, wait, what's up if it's like what's the premise?

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Oh my god, watch, watch, watch. Shirt up, wait. No, no, no. It's like Drake. Like spiritually, Justin Bieber standing like right next to him. Oh my god, that's really funny that he did that. Who is that? What's this?

SPEAKER_02 47:17

This is a hot, sexy, sexy hockey from the show. Hockey, mama. This is straight hockey.

SPEAKER_03 47:22

Obviously, not as good as he rivalry because it doesn't have that gay tension. Right. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_01 47:28

You need to get into it. You would love the fucking.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Well, I was in a phase where I was like, I'm too sophisticated for fictional television. I I'm intellectual, and I'm watching Love Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:41

No, he derivory, it will change your life. Okay, fine. That's the Chinese one. Your life.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

Wait, Amish, can you pull up the actor? What's his name? Belmont. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

Kamelli.

SPEAKER_01 47:50

Alright. Belmont.

SPEAKER_02 47:51

He's so hot, and he has a gorgeous girlfriend, and he's like. Yeah, he's hot.

SPEAKER_01 47:55

Fine, I'll watch it.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

And if not that, then you'll definitely have a crush on the girl. Oh my god. He's literally Brooke Shields with tits. Wait, wait, wait. Big tits.

SPEAKER_01 48:04

Click on the link. Him next to the guy. Yeah, that one. He's also really. He did not even a rap. And it was big drama.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

In the kitchen is about him. No way! Bigger G than that is like he is a beautiful, like classically trained Broadway singer.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

Oh my god, he's fine.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Oh shit. He's fine shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:23

They don't really even utilize his character, which pisses me off.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 48:27

Oh, his name in the character. And this is John something.

SPEAKER_04 48:29

John Logan.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

Fine shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:33

No, he's fine. He did it in an A-RAP.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

Oh. I think. Me just could be funny. Yeah. Like I No. No, it was like in the kitchen, it's about that guy.

SPEAKER_03 48:43

Wait, okay, it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 48:44

And then she started dating girls forever, if that says anything about his something suave about it. Wait, so okay, so what's it about?

SPEAKER_01 48:49

Like he'd a rival before rivalry with.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

It's kind of like um To all the Boys I Love Before, where they're like fake dating, so she can get a guy.

SPEAKER_02 48:57

No, it's like it's corny, it's for sure corny, but it's like it's great. It was just so cooking. No, but sometimes I like I love a cornball show. Even like the summer I turned pretty. Yes. It was like that's that's the appeal, is like the whole time you're like, wait, it's horrible. But you like the show a little too much. I thought you said hornball. I did.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

Oh, I didn't know if you said cornball or hornball. You said cornball, I said hornball. And it's both. Love. Oh my god, I love being bricked up.

SPEAKER_03 49:23

It is kind of like the summer I turn pretty. Okay. In that way. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Okay, I can get behind that. So great. Noah Centennoo, though, didn't give me the same I didn't get the same vibe from him that I got from Sexy Sexy Bell Mom.

SPEAKER_03 49:33

Yeah, no, a Centineo, like, do not let for other people, whatever he said. You know? What do you say? It is not what you do for others.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

It's what is done for what you do with what you've done for others.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

And you know what? A lot of people didn't understand him. I did. I kind of understood what he was saying. Like your man. It's what you do with what you've done.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

For others.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

He was ahead of his time. That video of him, it's like a Snapchat video. Oh my god. He's going, You gonna show me how you squirt? What the fuck? You know what?

SPEAKER_02 50:05

I miss college. Like, I just I miss when like Snapchat, like when it was like fun to Snapchat. Can you please look up Noah Centeneo? Squirt? He's like, Are you gonna show me how you squirt or what?

SPEAKER_03 50:19

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

So bad.

SPEAKER_01 50:25

In public. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Oh, it's a fucking edit? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

Oh my god, in public. Yeah, no, I think they're a shareboard or something.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Yeah, it said he was at the airport.

SPEAKER_02 50:38

Doesn't he look like he's at the airport? He is at the airport. He has a backpack on.

SPEAKER_01 50:45

And it says hashtag airport.

unknown 50:47

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

No way. I mean, like, how do you even document that?

SPEAKER_03 50:53

Tripod? And like he was thinking about it while he was saying it. He was like kind of distracted. Can you show me how you uh squirt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

Like the one getting the bag carousel, like, I know he picks him up tonight. Yeah. Oh my god, straight men will just be bricked up at anywhere.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

No, literally, I had a guy from high school last night or this morning. I I posted um, I posted one year ago today, me getting engaged, and he slid up on it. You're a fox. I'm like, I'm like, I responded. I go, on a photo of my engagement? And he goes, just a compliment. But if I scroll up, I love your canon. Let's make babies. Like, and I know him perfectly. Like, this is not just a random in my DMs. Like, we went, like, we know each other.

SPEAKER_01 51:37

He's not even like on a burner.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

You're a creep. Wait, it's not even like a burner account.

SPEAKER_01 51:42

On his real account still have like 50 mutuals.

unknown 51:45

That's insane.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

They're shameless. I love you, no shame. They're shameless. Oh my god, I have a feel like that too in my DMs from my high school. I'm like, hang it up. It's crazy. What though? Sometimes it's like you are so adamant that like it might just work.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

Yeah. Sometimes persistent wins or persistence wins.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

Yeah, like I've had this kid in my DMs since like I uh my god junior in high school. It's like every day he's there. And I'm like, you know what? Like reliable. Yeah. He's clocking in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

And like shows up and you become an expert after 10,000 hours or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 52:17

10 years of doing it.

SPEAKER_03 52:18

100%.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

You guys fuck with me?

SPEAKER_01 52:23

Oh my god. The girls are thirsty overall.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

Yeah, they were thirsty on canceled too. Everyone loved Amish Aaron.

SPEAKER_00 52:31

No.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

They are like, I'm not feral. I think something about him being Amish too. It's gotta be. Like they know they can't have him. They're in my DMs being like, I need Amish. I'm like, ah! Someone emailed my managers.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

Oh my god, I pull that.

SPEAKER_04 52:45

I need to pull that up.

SPEAKER_02 52:46

See, that's like another example, like persistence wins.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

That is literally.

SPEAKER_04 52:50

That's so good. Wait, you can't talk about Love Island?

SPEAKER_03 52:53

No, I guess I can, but I'm just like, everyone needs a little bit of like um like a time in the timeout corner.

SPEAKER_01 52:59

Yeah, like a little chill pill.

SPEAKER_03 53:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:00

Oh my god. I really do get it though. I've gotten like I've never had a good take about Love Island, but I've really just never had a good take in general. I always always but it's it's not even like being a contrarian. It's like I genuinely disagree with almost everything always.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

Yeah, it just is.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

Oh my god, insane. Block out that name, I guess, Kira. Yeah, first and last. Hi Molly, I hope this isn't the weirdest email you've received this week. I was like, I'm obsessed, girl. Wait, can't you? What if she's really cute?

SPEAKER_02 53:30

Wait, Amish, what if that's your soulmate?

SPEAKER_04 53:32

I don't know, bruh. I think my soulmate might be a man.

SPEAKER_02 53:36

That could be. Maybe it's Belmont. Oh that's low key my dream for his soulmate. Yeah, you guys have the thing where you like want to make people kiss.

SPEAKER_03 53:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Yeah, we do really bad. Well, we I've always had that. We had like that's what our first bonding point was, I think, is that we were both attracted to like gay, gay men.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

Oh, yeah. I thought that you were gonna say that we used to kiss.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

Oh, that too. That too. But I think we also had like a little like gay phase or something. We did. I know it was. I think we just like skipped over that and just forgot.

SPEAKER_01 54:07

Yeah, we never like acknowledged that. We did have like a weird thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:11

Where I was like, we had like some tension between us or something like that. You too.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

Yeah. It was awesome. At the time, everyone in the friend group, too, was like still kind of like just being crazy. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

It was kind of a bit, but like we would flirt. We would flirt. No, totally.

SPEAKER_02 54:26

Oh, but then, you know, I'll tell you what happened to end it. What happened? You switched to BB. Lauren Sanderson like comes out and she's like, let me.

SPEAKER_01 54:37

Yeah, Lauren Sanderson's like.

unknown 54:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:40

Put a mom. Oh my god. Oh my god, maybe you got maybe you just like got a boyfriend and I was like, oh well, what am I? What am I to do?

SPEAKER_02 54:47

No, I think I was still dating actually a gay guy at that time.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

You're dating a gay man?

SPEAKER_02 54:52

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 54:52

Oh my god, I forget about like all your characters.

SPEAKER_02 54:54

Yeah, me too. We all died. But you know what I did? I married the nice guy. The guy who was like just normal. Yeah. And I was like, I literally set a date. I always tell like tell the story, but I literally set a date. I was like, oh, when I go on tour, I'm just gonna end things. But that's how like I ended up because normally I would just find any excuse to like stop talking to like a nice guy. So I said, like, oh whatever, I'll just do it until tour comes and then it's done. Then I'll be able to cut it off. But then by the time tour came, I was like, wait, we're totally gonna get married.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

Oh, I know. It's so funny too. Like, there was one time, this was like a few weeks ago, I'm at Brooke's house and we're like looking up something on YouTube, and I was like, why is it like Delta first class flight simulator in your search history? She she goes, Miles just like does this thing where he like looks up flight simulators.

SPEAKER_02 55:39

Well, he didn't fly for 10 years before we went on tour. He was like terrified of traveling. Oh and then like it was like a big deal that he traveled for me. But like now he's like so he'll literally look up like United First Class or like something hilarious simulator and he'll watch the he'll watch the entire three-hour flight start to finish. Like the flight attendant. And it was like something else, it was like Mediterranean home decor.

SPEAKER_01 56:00

Something else like, yeah, no, no, no, it was so funny because like I was at Brooks' house, it was like two weeks ago, and she was like, Oh yeah. I was like, Where's Miles? She's like, Oh, he's at like the Mediterranean store right now. Yeah, he was at the Mediterranean market. We go on YouTube, it's like Mediterranean home decor, Mediterranean recipes. It was like he goes through these phases. He's funny. He's so fucking funny. He makes life worth living to honestly do that. I know. And he treats your house like a fucking Ritz Carlton. Every time I'm like, Your place is nice as fuck. It's insane. Thank you. Yeah, your house is gorgeous. But he does like He's my housewife.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

Like, he's so I never, I think I just like never pictured getting married because I don't want to cook, I don't want to clean, I don't want to, like, I don't want to do anything. Yeah. And so it like was best case scenario because like he that's what he does want to do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:44

No, it's so funny. Like, we'll be on her couch and he'll come over and he's like, ladies, and he hands us like hot towels.

SPEAKER_02 56:49

What the fuck? No, but Paige asked for a snack the other day and he like actually put the chips in the bowl and like it was. Like put like dips and like condiments on the side. I was like, what the hell? Like, oh my god. I'm gonna be a horrible parent. He's gonna carry. Yeah, you can't. But I always see like the things like like where like husbands are getting canceled because it's like, you know, like they're just like Yeah, not like pushing the carriage. Or like, yeah, like they don't open all the cabinets and don't close the cabinets and stuff. And like we always send those to each other, but it's always reversed. It's always like he's picking up after me, he's doing my laundry, he's cleaning my closet.

SPEAKER_01 57:22

Thank God. I think that's okay. Oh my god, that shit makes me sick. And I saw that in the wild one time. Couple hiking runyon, girls pushing the stroller. No. No, like Millie Bobby Brown of it all.

SPEAKER_02 57:31

Everyone's mad at Jake Bon Jovi. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:33

And also, yeah, with the new clothes thing. Yeah, and someone said, like, did you see the thing where it's like this is like the difference between being born with money or like making money, like being born. Yeah, because he was just born.

SPEAKER_01 57:44

Oh, was it the thing where she's like, oh yeah, like we'll go on trips, and then he's like, oh, I didn't pack anything. Yeah, and he'll just like go buy new clothes.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

Yeah. It's insane. It's weaponized incompetence. It's weaponized incompetence.

SPEAKER_01 57:55

Oh my god, that's crazy. But yeah, I guess it's like you grew up filthy, rich. It's like you just don't have to operate like a normal person.

SPEAKER_02 58:00

Yeah. Mine's not weaponized. I like literally just have incompetence.

SPEAKER_01 58:03

No, yeah, I'm just okay.

SPEAKER_02 58:05

I try though. You try.

SPEAKER_01 58:07

Yeah, I'm just fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_02 58:09

No, you're not dumb. No.

SPEAKER_01 58:10

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 58:11

That's the word. Do you ever like say something bad about yourself and then someone like argues with you, and then you're like, this isn't even funny anymore?

SPEAKER_01 58:16

I know. I'm like, no, I wasn't being serious. Were we in Turks and Caicos when we like took mushrooms in the pool? Yeah! Okay. I was the best experience of my entire life. I've never laughed harder. Oh my god. And I can't swim. I was puking. I was in tears. I've never laughed so hard. This had to have been like what four years, three years ago? It was Tana's 26th birthday?

SPEAKER_02 58:38

24th birthday?

SPEAKER_01 58:39

I don't know. No, she is 26 now, right? She's 27. She's a year younger. Oh, okay. So she's probably her 24th birthday. It was years ago. Thank God. We went to Turks and Keiko's. It was like Tana's birthday night. We took mushrooms. We're swimming in the pool. I swear to God, we were drowning. Like we were laughing so hard that we were like quite literally fucking drowning. Because Tana! For my birthday, I made everyone wear wigs. Oh, yeah. So like everyone chose like a wig color. Like I had pink, Brookie had like red or something. Like, I don't know, everyone had like their own color. Tana had this fuck-ass purple bob. And she was doing like OF content in the Bob.

SPEAKER_02 59:14

Unironically, by the way, she was like thinking, like, oh, the grind never spoke to her. They're gonna love this. And like she, like, you never got to experience like got to is crazy. It was Johnny. It was not a good time, but had to. But like it was like the videos I have from that night. You would be like, oh my god, you can never have a sip of alcohol ever again. She was dead ass, like leg behind her head, purple wig on, eyes looking each different direction. And we were just calling her grimace. And we were puking, dying in the pool, like on our little floats. It was the best night ever, but I'm pretty sure you started having a bad trip and then accused everybody of, or you accused me of trying to drown you or something.

SPEAKER_00 59:52

It was Lila, it was Lila, it was Lila.

SPEAKER_02 59:54

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

No, we were having a key. But I thought about it because um Kylie and all of them are like in Turks, right? And I was like, oh my god, if I could go back in time, I would pay top dollar. What a fun to relive that night.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:08

And I'll probably never in life go back to Turks and Cecos. Yeah. Just because like why like the situation, would I ever do that? I know. Trip to Tart.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

Yeah, trip up with literally tripping with Tana. Dude, it was it was tripping with Tana. And the time it was. But yeah, they're all in Turks right now. I'm like, oh my god, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:26

I want to go on a brand trip. I don't know if I'd have fun on a brand trip. I went on one brand trip.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

I love that too, because it's like it's Kylie Cosmetics, it's just her and like her four best friends.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:33

That's what I would want to do, but then I'm like, both of you to assume I have four friends. I actually like literally was like I had something that I was supposed to invite like 10 to 12 of my closest friends to. And I was like, I'm so sorry, I can't, I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:44

You're like, I can fill like five seats. No, like I literally make my circle small.

unknown 1:00:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:49

But I'm like mouse and murph. The cats show up.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:53

I'm like, can they be a baby? Like, no, see, but that that was that's like one of those things that you say out loud, like what I was just talking about, where you say it out loud, and it actually sounds sad when you say it out loud. Wait a second, I just been like out or what do you call it when you're like recruiting friends, or like outside? Like tracking them down. Like I did like something crazy to make like a friend recently. Uh-huh. Like I I had I have like this old friend who I've known since I was like six years old, but she lives here, she has a baby, and she's like the cutest thing. And I just like wanted to be your friend again, but like I'm so it's makes me so nervous to like ask people to hang out. And like so, I literally hired her husband as my personal trainer. And he trains me and my husband every Tuesday and Thursday, and it is not cheap, all just so that I could be friends with them.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:39

And we were on my way in and it worked. Oh, yeah! Wait, oh my god, I like need to take a page out of your book.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

No, seriously, like I'm buying friends and stuff. Oh, but seeking friendship.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:50

Pandora.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:51

Oh yeah, that's just where the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:54

Wait, that's making sense. Searching, seeking Christian, Caucasian, lovely lady.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:59

59 and 75.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

Okay, never mind. This is not how I thought it was gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:02

Oh, you have to. Have you got anything on Craigslist? Misconnections. Wait, Amishko. What have you bought?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:07

Wait, Craigslist. Have I bought something off Craigslist? I've definitely bought stuff off eBay.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

Oh, yeah, well, but eBay, like Craigslist, it's even safer. Craigslist is like, have you seen Don't Fuck with Cats? Like, I'm pretty sure that's not true.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:17

Yeah, yeah, that's Craigslist on Craigslist. Like, if you go to the left, there's like a tab, it's like misconnections. Oh yeah. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:24

It'll be like look up misconnections. What's missed connections?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

Oh my god, Brooke is so fucking funny. It'll be like, saw this girl at a Starbucks wearing a red jacket. Please hit me up.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:34

Obviously, the only people posting about the misconnections are the chop boys.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:39

But yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:39

Oh my god, it's like I'm trying to think if I've ever had a situation like that where I'm like, oh, I'll never see that man again or something.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:44

Yes, yes. And like I to this day remember, there was one, it was the first time I ever went to Paris, I was studying abroad, and me and my best friend Paulina were there, and I'm not joking. We're sitting on the sidewalk of this cafe, we're like drinking a little espresso. The most gorgeous man I've ever seen in my entire life walks by. He's home, well, unhoused. He's not wearing shoes, he's carrying a sack. I'm not kidding. He had like a scar on his face. He looked like an anime character. Me and Paulina go like this.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:12

You're sure he was unhoused and he wasn't just like sometimes some people are just fashion forward. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:17

I'm talking like his feet were like elephant skin. Like he had calluses, like worked it up. He was definitely unhoused. But I'm not kidding, he was the most gorgeous man to this day. I oh my god. You could have you could have given him a better life. I know I should have.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:32

I literally am trying so hard to like understand what you're saying, but Amish pulled this up and it's literally like looking for fun with trans femme.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:42

Please click it, please click it. Fuck up your eyes. Looking for fun with trans femme. Wait, I but even that like bumped into each other at the market. What's that all about? Wait, where? I I love that somebody's just looking for a button for their cushion.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

Let's chill.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:53

Anyone need a ride and trying to make some money?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:56

Remember when Lila bought a dog on Craigslist and she thought it was a golden retriever and it turned out she's a little bit of a gold. Oh, this is Frank Gallagher. Have you seen it? Her dog's just like Craig Gallagher. It's insane.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:09

Oh my god. It is insane. In high school, and not high school. In college, Kira and I were trying to like buy a hamster off of Craigslist for a minute there.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:16

Oh my god, when I was in high school, I like made a fake ad. I made a fake ad for my friend Danny's dogs to sell the dogs. Like Ellen the prank, I'll insert the picture, but we were like selling two gorgeous boxers. Oh my god. And we put his number in, he just kept getting texted.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:34

Yeah, he's like, what the fuck? It's so funny. I just love this story so much because it's like, in what world? She she obviously got a golden retriever on Craigslist. Not only did she get one, she got two. Okay. Mario got one as well. They both they, by the way, it wasn't sight unseen. They they physically met the puppies and said perfect and took them home. You know what a golden retriever looks like.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

Or no, wasn't it supposed to be like a golden doodle, which is even like more than more specific? A golden doodle. You know what a golden doodle looks like.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:04

No, I have a I have a worse one. It's so not June 2022. It's the way I can literally search June 2022. Like, I know that's where it's gonna be in my camera. It's the ugliest, but she's so cute. She's honestly so cute. I would prefer that over a golden doodle. I know I have her story with a golden doodle. Oh, this was when I was literally auditioning for Love Island, and I actually have the pictures that I sent in. Let's talk about that. No. Maybe to see.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:28

Dude, also I tried to like do a slick back in your honor, and I just I cannot. I cannot.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:33

Well, I'm balding. Can you tell I filled in my hairline? Wait, you literally have like the most beautiful hair of anyone I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:39

It's ridiculous. Thank you. It's literally ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:41

The best part about this, that's also literally the nicest thing. I mean it. She paid $2,000 each. Okay? So $4,000 total for two of these.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:55

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:57

It's so good because like golden to it. But did she look like Girl Gallagher? Aw, it does.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:03

Like when he falls asleep on the side of the road.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:05

Honestly, like the best temperament though, but like, like literally, even just the size though. Like, in what world? It's body. No, but she's like, she showed up and genuinely thought she was getting this.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:26

She also could have gotten like a real gold noodle for that much. Yes, is there even such a thing? Like, I don't even believe in these dogs. Uh sadly, yes. I had lived with one for a year. Jackie. She got me. We really, we really struggle. It's a love-hate relationship.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:40

Ugh, that's it's hard when your roommate has a dog. I know. Yeah. Well, and it kind of was like skinwalker-esque.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

Yeah, I'll show you Jackie means my phone. My roommate one time got like she asked me if she could get a pomerine, and I said no, and then I came home and there was the pomerine. Of course. And she was like never home. So it was like, okay, it was your dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:59

But like we love her and she still has him.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:01

If I look up dog, I wonder if it'll come up if like it recognizes it as a dog. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:05

Yep. Wait, I'm obsessed. Some people check you is tough.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:10

Don't people have like beef with golden doodles anyway? Wait. I think there's like something like something like with their breeding.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:16

Yeah. Breeders are wrong, and I got in big trouble forgetting my cat from a breeder. But people think I did it on purpose, but I genuinely found him at the grove. Wait, what's wrong with his head to head-to-body connection? I don't know. And this is like a real golden doodle, too. Because that's how the other photo was too. I thought it might have been a bad angle.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:32

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's like Bobbley took kitchen cheers to her. Like the chicken scissors.

unknown 1:07:39

Baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:40

Oh. She fell asleep like this. Was she was anybody a lesbian in that house? Nope. Wait, green velvet, not her dog. Green and velvet couch is a is a telltale sign. You're right.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:51

Wait, you're right. She is just interesting. I think she's so cute. She really did not know boundaries. The cut is a choice.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:59

The cut is a choice.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:01

She loud, would get on the roof, wake me up every morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:05

Yeah, I like I have a feeling like, and you're never supposed to say this because people like really quick ask questions about your character after, but like sometimes dogs, like some other people's dogs, not my thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:16

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:17

I love dogs.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:18

No, no, we talked about on the Patreon.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:19

Like a rowdy dog, a rowdy big dog. Well, sometimes like when it's when somebody like you're like they're like jumping on you and licking it, and you're like, oh he's so friendly. I'm like, people that's like appropriate. Yeah, we know somebody who got their whole face bitten off by a dog. So I'm like, it's too scary. Never bitten someone's face off while they were alive. Nope. Dogs while they were alive. Happened a few times. Yeah, people say your cats will eat you, I think. That's okay. Yeah, like that's too fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:45

Like, I wouldn't want them to starve. One final feast. It's kind of like poetic. It's like bones and all. Like, yeah, eat my corpse. Aww. Like, that's kind of sweet. But yeah, dogs, it's like, oh my god, if you have like a big fucking great Danes jumping on me and like clawing me, and I'm like, I don't like it too.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:59

Like, I I don't like getting licked. No, I don't either. And like a cat has really lick, but like dogs lick. And they're tongues have been everywhere. Yeah. Oh my god. Everywhere. And they don't clean themselves. Cats clean themselves. I love dogs, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:12

No, no, I love dogs too. It's just we are cat girls, and like that's fine. And like I people have their qualms about cats. I have like a few qualms about dogs. Everyone's allowed to say they hate cats. I'm just going to say everyone's asking. It's a women thing. Cats are women and dogs are women.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:26

Totally agree. And that's fine. It's totally normal to say I hate cats. I've always hated cats. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:31

Yeah, but we hate a sweet animal. Here's the thing about dogs. I don't even hate dogs. I just know I probably shouldn't be taking care of one. Cats people are like, I hate cats.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:39

Cats are bad omens. If a cat doesn't fuck with you, it's because of your energy. Agree.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:43

Yeah, and that's it's almost like it's so much more exciting to know like this cat wants to be around. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:47

Oh my god. It is like the best feeling in the world. If I'm laying in bed and Pocket comes up and she lays on me, I'm like, oh Ben Chosen.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:53

Oh my God. It is the best feeling in the world. Something only wants me to. Yeah, because dogs they'll answer to anyone. Like they're happy now. Miles is kind of like a dog in that way. He'll he'll cuddle anyone. Yeah. And like worthless. But Murph is very selective of her energy. That's beautiful. Like Miles and I have lived together for like two years, and literally, just now she started sitting by him, but she'll face the other direction. Like she won't face him. But he's like, it's so special.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:19

It's such a special connection. I also like, oh my god, not to be like a dog hater, but sorry. I also don't like when someone's dog is like grease ball. Grease ball, and I'm petting it, and it's like it smells.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:31

Yeah. Oh, the smell of a dog. I feel guilty.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:36

Sorry, but like they're so they're so sweet. I like chihuahuas. Yeah, but then they bar. Oh my god, do you guys know about lentil Paris? Yes! He's so cute. He's so cute. You know, he's full grown. Oh my god. He's not a puppy. I love an apple-headed chihuahua. Me too. Oh my god, the bigger the better. Oh my god. Oh 10 months old and she's what? So cute.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:58

I like that dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:59

Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:00

I get really bad cute depression.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:03

He just got a sibling. Oh, like I'd eat him. Oh my god. Big odd head. He's got a forehead like mine for real.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:12

Oh, five ads. Yeah, he's got the Rihanna head.

unknown 1:11:14

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:15

I love Rihanna. Yeah, literally. Ouch. Oh, it's too much. Oh my god, he's so cute. I want to like squeeze his little head.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:25

But 10 months old, imagine what that thing looked like before. Literally.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:28

He had to have been like a cotton ball.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:29

Like a, you know, like a Joey baby kangaroo.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:32

Yes, yeah. Oh yeah, in Australia. Australia. I know. See, and I couldn't even enjoy it because I was fucking tripping about my stupid ex. Are you dating anyone now?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:44

I don't know what language I just spoke, but it wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:47

I didn't know. Anyway, I don't know. No, I'm really not. And like I'm really just not on the apps. I feel like every time I go on, I'm like so disappointed. It's it's awful. It's like the worst of the worst.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:59

Everyone that I know though, like who's getting married these days, met on Hinge. So it's worth it.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:03

I think it's like one in three people meet their partner on Hinge now, or like one in two or something on date dating.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:10

One in two?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:11

We get divorced.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:11

So we're talking about it, and we're like just no one talks anymore. Like you go out, no one's approaching you, guys don't know how to talk to women. Like, it's just a whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:20

I'm also looking at you sideways if you talk to me. Yeah, I also like I about like did that myself. You just feel so comfortable doing that.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:26

Why?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:26

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:27

So what is it about me?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:28

How many other girls have you done this too? That makes you think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:32

But no, I'm not.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:33

It's also like, dude, shit's just cheap.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:34

I haven't gotten a like on hinge in days. Well, you know, you have like hinge, you have to use it. I'm doing it. You have to X out your standouts and use up all your heart. I've I've it is so embarrassing. I paid all the money. I was like, I was really pouring money into Hinge so that I can have all my preferences, and still I don't think I ever found one. How did you meet Miles? They're our mutual best friends. See, that's the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:57

And that's the way that you have to do it. That's the way that you have to do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:00

The abs are made for you to stay on them, though. Like it's still a good idea. Yeah, like they don't want you to want you to stay on.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:05

Well, isn't Hinge the people designed, deleted? My guy that I found before that, though, or like that I was dating before, that was from Raya. They kicked me off, by the way. So Raya, Raya, Raya, Raya. I'm married, by the way. I'll get kicked off. But um, he it was like, it's just scary sometimes with the dating app because it's like, oh, you're so good at using this dating app. You're he was just fucking just.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:28

And I'll be damned if I have to send a heart first. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:31

I'm not doing No, but I the rush I used to get when it said connected.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:36

It is fun. Like, I do, I love to flirt. I love to flirt. To me, it's like, oh my god, it feels like you're dancing. It's such like a back and forth that it's like mental gymnastics and like hitting like a good banter with something.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

I want to be like funny and giddy too and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:49

Yeah, and it's so, oh my god, it fuels my soul. I love to flirt.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:55

Don't know if someone likes you and they like laugh at something, you're like, okay, perfect. You know, it's like, okay, perfect.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:00

Oh my god. That shit feels good. Getting all giddy. And here's something fucking psychotic, and you want to hear about this. This is my only trace I have right now. So back in August or September, when I went through my breakup, I turned to a psychic because obviously I'm a girl in LA. Like, what's a girl to do? I turned to a psychic. I got like a whole psychic reading done. She read my chart, and she's like, Do you want to like know about relationships? I said, obviously that's why I'm here. Yeah. And she was like, okay. She's like, the next person I see coming into your future. She's like, I think you'll meet through work, like through the podcast. And she was like, it'll probably be. Is it Charlie?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:31

I think it's Charlie from the violin. Or maybe it's Zach. Oh my god. No, I don't like Zach. I only like Charlie.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:37

Wait, I only like Charlie. No, no, no. I'm literally Belly from the summer I turn pretty the way I want both brothers.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:42

Like I love both of them. I only like Charlie because I love Kenzie. Oh. Okay, but I'm like Team Kenzie in that. Well, I don't know. I guess I don't really have thoughts about him, but he also Oh no, who said Bryce yesterday said it he doesn't like thick girls.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:57

I know, that was crazy. I mean, there's also such a way you could phrase it where you could be like, I'm really attracted to you. You know, like a sale.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:05

That's not really my type. He just said you can't handle all that. He's talking to Trinity and she's thinking she gets bullied, like was getting bullied growing up because she was really thin. Uh-huh. And he was like, Well, good, I don't like that. I don't like thick.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:17

No fucking way. What is this? And not in so many words, I'm paraphrasing.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:20

Yeah, paraphrasing.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:22

He was probably attempting to make it seem nice, but didn't understand the other video.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:27

I mean, God, but it's so easy. It's like when the guys hook you up with you, they're like, it's okay. Like, I don't like a model body anyway. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:34

Oh god, I think Miles said something like that to me recently, like, totally it's not a big thing. They don't mean it. But like he said, I just like I'm just so happy that I'm I'm with someone who can make me laugh. And I'm like, okay as compared to all your friends' model like supermodel girlfriends. Like, I'm so offended. And it's a model. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:53

I think I've mentioned this before. Attractiveness only goes so far. Like whatever you talk to.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:58

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:58

You could be annoying and brain dead, and I will not, you could be a 10, I will not want to talk to you. Because I do.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:03

Like we're finding out with Corbin right now. Literally, Corbin comes in, we're so giddy.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:08

Ladies, ladies, please. I've got a chaos guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:10

Yeah. By the way, you know what, too? A lot of hot people cornball central because they never went through the training. True, true.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:19

The key is to find someone hot that used to be hideous. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, I was a horse girl.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:26

I was literally playing horse at recess far too late.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:29

But like when he came in, like the feeling I got when everybody was all giddy about him, I was so excited.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:33

And then of course you know who you were talking about, and I saw this and I was like, oh, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:37

Yeah. So I mean it was amazing when he came in. It was a love trick.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:40

Yeah, because he he is fine shit, but then yeah, he opens his mouth and it's like, oh my god. Also, he's trying to make out with everyone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:45

And then he's like, he apologizes to Kenzie. He's like, I can't believe I did that last night. And the very next time he sees Kata, he's like, but can we kiss now? Also, yeah, literally, like, what?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:54

Yeah, and wasn't it Kada who was like, oh, have you kissed anyone else? Mind you, he just got finished making out with McKenzie with Kenzie. He goes, No.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:01

Kenzie deserves better, and I'm pissed that she says Sean Home. Not that I want her. She's 22. She doesn't need to be a step-mommy.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:06

I think this new guy that's coming in is gonna be Kenzie Down.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:09

You think so? Oh, he's country. He's country. Oh, yeah, there you go. That'll be cute.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:14

Wait, is he the blonde one? Is he blonde? Okay. Watch out. It's gonna come out. This is gonna come out in a week. It's gonna come out. He like loves Trump and also like killed a kitten.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:21

Just watch. Like, just wait. It's pretty spooky. Well, it's it's scary too because it's like their Snapchat memories. Like people have things that aren't on there. I saw someone talking about that.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:31

They were like, it's your people you knew in high school who are like, oh, this person's not gonna be on Love Island, and you go through the Snapchat memories.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:37

And yeah. And then I I think it's like, oh, they send it to their friend. Like, isn't this crazy that I had this?

SPEAKER_04 1:17:42

And then yeah, and then it's the attraction. You guys see this stuff with Huda?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:46

Oh, the the baby mama stuff.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:47

Snuck into her ex's baby mama's breaking time. I think is a good victim.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:52

Huda, it sucks because I'm like, oh like when when I defend someone really hard sometimes, I'm like, I have to just stand on this forever. I saw someone say that the new bombshell should be with uh uh Sincere because she has a pixie cut and he has hair down to his butt. Oh my god, yeah, it balances out. Well, I think Beatrice is gonna be into that new bombshell. I think so too. I I can't God, I can't gauge how I feel about her because I loved her and then I didn't have her. Yeah, I'm very back and forth on her. Throws me the most is the Invisalign. I know. I know. Like, I don't know. I had Invisalign, you had Invisalign, neither of us wore it.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:25

Yeah, like my haven't in years. But like I I think there are parts of Via, like I see myself, so I think I like her because she is like a little more masculine, like a little more like she had an eyebrow ring too, so I think she's like, hey, mamas.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:38

Yes. Well, that's a vibe I got, like to start, which I don't know. Sometimes I think like there have been lesbians on Love Island before. Yeah. Uh-huh. I'm not saying she's a lesbian, by the way. Shelly, like, from last season she's like, Oh, yeah, that's right. Who's that girl, Leslie, with the purple hair? She was a lesbian.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:54

The first season I watched was six.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:56

Do you know that Olivia won Love Island? Olivia Kaiser won season one of Love Island You're a thing. Isn't it? She's like lived so many lives. Like, hardly.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:05

She's been on every reality TV show ever.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:07

I know. She just won the challenge, but she literally won Love. Won the challenge? Yes. Wow. Pregnant.

unknown 1:19:13

What?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:14

Pregnant. Wasn't she on um not Survivor? She was on something else too, wasn't she? She was just on Vanderpump Villa. She's so iconic. What?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:22

Yes. And which by the way, are you are you up to date on all of that? I'm not up to date on Vanderpump Villa. What about Mormon Wives? I'm up to date. Okay. Do you?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:31

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:32

God, you're about your job.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:34

I literally have tried talking her into Mormon Wives so many times. I love it. I want to have a reality podcast bad, like a whole separate podcast. I will. Yes. Because like I'm, we are just so that's all me and Miles watch is like reality reality.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:47

Girl, and there's an audience for it. Like you better hop on that money.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:50

And there's always like there's new that, you know, there's new cycles. Like right now, like Big Brother's about to start up at the same time. Like Love Island and Big Brother coexist. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:58

I think, or they might I think Big Brother might be a little bit after Love Islands. It starts in July. Yeah. So it's like one, womp, boom. And watch Big Brother. No, but I need to tap in. And I am hip to like Big Brother tropes of like Frankie Grande and that guy when they have that situation. Like, you know, like I'm tapped into those certain markets, but I honestly romance, yeah, I love it. Like, maybe this year is my year for Big Brother.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:20

It is. It is. It's the best show to ever exist. It's the longest standing uh competition reality show because it is the best show ever. And nothing about it since the time it started ever has changed. It's still the same corny, like they've changed.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:33

28 seasons.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:35

And it's just the best show. Like everything from if you watch the first season ever to the seasons now, like that shows exactly the same. It's incredible. It's so and it's like the people who they bring in are all completely random and different personalities. So they'll bring in old people, young people, country people, like like it's it's so. Did you watch Traitors? Yeah. Okay. That's good. Traitors is like fine. Traitors is like really produced. Like, yeah. I think I just I I love a show like Big Brother. You can tap in at any time. There's 24-7 live feeds. So at any time, all summer, you can just tap in and watch them in the bathroom, watch them talk. Like at all times. Insane. So there's a whole added element of like you're on TikTok and you're watching like clips from the live streams, and people are picking up on things that aren't in the edited versions. And like it's getting people like in trouble. Like last season they were like, Wait, I think these people are having an inappropriate relationship. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:28

I was saying to Molly, like, it has to be like these reality shows like Love Island, it has to be a sociological experiment. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:36

Has to be. Well, like the Big Brother House, also, same exact thing that said that it's always been same house, same everything. And it's just the best show.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:43

Wait, so your top three would be like um Big Brother first. Big Brother, and then the challenge. The challenge, the challenge, and then I guess Survivor.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:52

But I don't know. I'm watching Survivor 50. I'm not really into it. They they sent my girl home.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:57

So wait, didn't you like get interviewed to go on the challenge? Yes. Netflix can't talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:03

No, I actually didn't get interviewed. I didn't get interviewed. I but they reached out, right? Like every single time I'm on a camera, I literally say, please let me on the challenge, let me on the challenge, let me on the challenge. And finally somebody was like, okay, fine, like you can submit a tape. And I submitted a tape, but like no. Nothing. Nobody called.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:20

Oh my god, we're gonna get you on there.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:22

I don't know. You heard it here first. I like actually, I think I've given it up completely because it's completely opposite of or Big Brother, where the entire nature of the show is completely changed. Like in the beginning, it was it was real world, real world road rules. Like they were all like blacked out in a house. Like that was like the concept, and then they would do like these fun challenges. Uh-huh. But now it's the challenges are so hard that nobody drinks, everything everything's so serious.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:48

Oh, it's like a serious lock-in, like you train for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:51

Like, like, like explaining.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:52

It's like American Ninja Warriors.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:54

Yeah, you can't go on it if you're not built like fucking That is crazy. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:58

Yeah, no, you'd have to like go through like trip.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:00

So it's not even fun anymore because like I can't even just be like fun and drunk and yeah, no, no, no. You would have to like hit classes, but Big Brother, I could slay though, and I've been oh I, you know, I I did get far in the casting process for Big Brother in 2018 or something. Oh my god. Jesse Tannebaum, if you are listening, I have been blowing up your phone. I literally, he we we were like really talking, like he I felt like he really wanted me then, but I wasn't that much of a big brother fan then. And now I'm a super fan, so I just DM him on Instagram and I'm like, I'll never give up King.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:28

What's the casting process for that like?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:30

I think it's pretty extensive, and I do think like they've never they don't have like influencers or like it's yeah, I guess that's true. And his big secret his big secret obviously was that Ariana Grande was his sister, but nobody knew. And like when he finally dropped the bomb on everyone, everyone's like okay, yeah, like not the audience, like they're like, okay, and but it was so good. I'll have to tell you guys the season to watch though, like the first season you need to watch because it's my favorite season. It's Josh Martinez's season with JC. Like there's a guy named JC, he's this tall. Oh, I love.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:01

I know I need to tap in. And it's like I have the time. Yeah, I have the time to watch.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:04

Well, Big Brother, you gotta really devote, but you get so addicted, and then it's like because it's always been the same, you can just go to the next season, the next season, the next season. Like, we've gone through all of them. Oh my god. Well, uh Jojo C was on, I had a burp. She was on Celebrity Big Brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:19

Celebrity Big Brother. You could do that. I don't know. Is that what Trisha went on? Also, I think like No, Trisha just went on Big Brother. No, she did. She went on Celebrity. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:26

Celebrity Big Brother. And like I've tried to watch it, but like it it's kind of painful because real Big Brother is always like super fans of the game. Celebrity Big Brother, like they don't even know how to play. It's going on a TV show. Yeah. But and also I don't want to be locked away with like, you know, washed up athletes. Like, I want to be locked away with like a random person from Missouri.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:46

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, and like the live stream would freak me out. I got it.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:50

Yeah, well, people get in trouble. I'm sure. Oh yeah. People get in trouble because, you know, like it's just 20, 24-7. Like, there was a cheat man's last season where like we knew that a guy came in with a an eight-year-long girlfriend, and he was just like sleeping in bed every night with like a random, not a random girl, but like a girl on the show, and it was like a huge deal. And then it became like a an actual plot line. Oh my god. And they had no idea that, like, they didn't know America was perceiving it that way. And there's like, I'm just telling, like, I feel like you guys are like not interested, but like, wait, no, no, no, no, no. There's certain things that always happen, and one of the things that happens every season is a robot comes in, like Zingbot, and it just like roasts the fuck out of you. Like, they'll literally be like, and you're so fucking annoying, and you piss on the floor and you stink, and everyone thinks you stink. Like, they'll tell you like what America thinks and stuff, and like they came in and they were like, What do you call like a guy who's obsessed with Vince, who never leaves him alone, gives him long hugs, whatever, and then they go, his girlfriend. Oh, and she was like, Oh, no. And they like spawn out about it, and it was like this huge thing, and then obviously his girlfriend had to leave him because it was so embarrassing. Oh my god. And they lost the whole game because of it, I'm pretty sure. Whoa. Oh, that's fierce. But it's the best show.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:57

Yeah. I need to tap in. I say that about everything. I'm like, modern family, I need to tap in.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:02

But you know, Big Brother has more successful marriages than the Bachelor franchise. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:06

That's actually fierce. Well, you're married on Big Brother all the time.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:09

Because you're it's 99 days of complete, yeah, complete shutoff from the outside world. No phones, no clocks.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:15

This dude?

SPEAKER_02 1:26:15

No books, no music.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:17

This is the guy that she did.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:18

Cheapman's Vincent Morgan. That's what he looks like.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:21

Millennial ass. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:23

Like he loves a burger joint.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:25

It's crazy, but it sucks because they were both really good at the game. Huck. Oh my god. Wait, that's crazy. But ugh, it's just the best show ever. That's my friend. That's the one the girl I just met up with in New York, and I was so excited to meet her because it was like Wait, fierce.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:39

But wait, you were just you went to New York, was it for Kerasos? Redkin. Oh my god, what the hell? No, wait. Keras probably place too. No, yeah, no. Red door open. Redkin All Soft. I know your teeth.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:52

Redkin All Soft. I went finally.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:54

You were but you were there right before, right? Like you went to New York, came back, then just went again. For what?

SPEAKER_02 1:26:59

Redkin.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:00

What were you there before for? For my teeth. For a dentist appointment.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:03

Oh. So I spent like thousands of dollars to go to New York because I was like, oh, I need to go to this dentist. And then like two days later, a company was like, oh, I'll send you to New York to New York. Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:11

I was like, great.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:12

Do you get your teeth done? I just filled in chips. Oh, okay, cute. Feel good. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:17

But yeah. Honestly, didn't even notice like that's how good it is. It's been getting.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:21

I it my teeth are so sensitive. I just can't do it. And then I just got sensodine, which I love, but now I got the green one and it turns my toothbrush yellow. And I'm like, I can't have someone coming in my bathroom and seeing my yellow toothbrush.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:34

Yeah, like you would get like Jake Weber. Yay! Hell yeah, like the mold on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:38

Because like now that I'm using an electric toothbrush, I like every time I put it down, it gets all like wash that part off.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:44

I wash the whole fucking thing. Like you have to wash like the handle.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:47

Wait, that's the first thing you type when you type in Jake Weber. Is it toothbrush thing that comes up?

SPEAKER_01 1:27:52

Oh my god, he's like Tana. Like him with a toothbrush. Oh fuck, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:59

Isn't that crazy? And he was genuinely like, oh my god, I can't even like it.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:04

How do you commit with that too?

SPEAKER_02 1:28:05

Oh my god. And you watched it back.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:08

Yeah, like that's a video.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:10

And he genuinely was like, I don't know, I don't see the problem.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:13

That's crazy. Um, oh my god, cookie. This was everything. My sister, like, thank you for watching. I'm so happy for you guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:20

You have the best show ever. Thanks, I love you so well. You really filled a void.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:23

Well, it's like the set. We like channel you. Yeah. We channel, we channel.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:27

No. I mean, this is nicer than our set. First of all, you guys have the better cameras, you have the better lighting, you have everything. The French show with the good lighting. Yeah. It's so good. Oh, cookie. You guys are so happy with you. I love you so much. Unplug your shit. You're starting. Yeah, I have a new podcast coming out, hopefully, in I don't I don't know when, but we're taking meetings. Um the set is built. Paige is the only person who's seen it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:49

I got the exclusive. It's so you. It's like it's perfect. I've seen it.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:53

Lower your expectation. Oh yeah, Aaron's seen it.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:54

Aaron's seen it.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:56

Um I have a sweetfin bowl out tomorrow, which means it's probably been out.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:00

Oh my god, wait. The video of you doing like the frog swim in the pool. Are they using it? No, they cut it.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:08

Have you seen it? I did you make like a make a post. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:14

Oh my god. I was in tears. I was in tears.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:17

I've never laughed harder at something in my life, but I like genuinely need to sign up for swim lessons. It's fucking hard. It is hard.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:24

Yeah. Oh, well, Cookie, I love you so fucking much. Thank you for doing it.

unknown 1:29:28

Thank you guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:29

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