Bringing Din Thai Fung and Girth to The Table

Baby faces, girthy penises, award shows (again) and to help you reflect, What would you want to be invited to? Catch up with the wild ride of Meg and Kristi on an all new episode of Potluck for the Soul. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Oh, am I supposed to clap too? Are we supposed to clap together? Okay, great. Hey girl! Hello! How's it going? Oh my every time that we come here, aka my living room, we have more and more mics and setups. So thanks a lot, James. You're really setting us up for six- We look like the real fucking deal right now.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Yeah, and I I mean we couldn't be more of the real deal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

But yeah, no, it for those I feel like I'm in a studio, correct?

SPEAKER_02 0:26

We've got shit flying at our face from every angle.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

I hate when shit's flying at my face.

SPEAKER_02 0:32

I'm I'm having a good time with it, like currently, but I'll I'll keep you updated. Alright, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

So welcome. Welcome back to my home. Potluck for the soul. Yeah. It's nice to see you. Happy to be here. I miss that you I miss you living here. In this home? Uh in Boise.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

Yeah, me too. But soon, so soon, coming back, I'll be here a lot more frequently, steadily in starting.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

In the summer, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

That's when all the shenanigans will start again.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's we might even start going weekly at that point. Wow. Because we'll have so much. What do you think, James? I don't know that James could handle what we have to offer. Yeah. That's what that's a lot of talking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Free. Yeah. But how are you? I'm good. Honestly, I'm just kicking it, making it through. All right. Yeah. Nothing, honestly, nothing really much to share. Moving and shaking? I'm just working, um, trying to save money. I got some trips coming up this summer. Which tell me more. Um, well, so Sam doesn't know this yet. So don't tell her. So don't tell my child this. He actually he is strictly told he's not allowed to listen to this podcast, not until he's older. Um, so please don't tell him. Yeah. But for his birthday, which is also in February, um, he I am taking him on a week-long trip. And we are going to well, it's not in February. He's just getting the present, if that makes sense. We're not going until the summer. But we're going on a weeklong mother-son trip to Court d'Alain. Um, going to what's that place called? Oh, Silverwood. Which Sam was conceived in Silverwood. So it's really funny bringing him back. Um last time his origin story. It is his origin story. I should have named him Cor.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

Or Silver. Or Wood.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Can you imagine if I named my child Wood after Silverwood? Lil Woody. Little Woody was his wiener. We had to call. In case you guys didn't know, little boys, even in the womb, they get boners. And then especially when they're like testosterone spikes again around like two years old, they get a lot of boners. Yeah. And so we used to have to tell Sam because he would be like wanting it to come out and play. And I'm like, we gotta put Woody away and put Woody back in your diaper.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Yeah. Woody needs to go 9-9.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Yeah, Woody's not coming out to play. So I actually have a lot of videos of him talking about his Woody.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

Yeah. And now we have this. Now we have this. Yeah. Same can't listen until he's 45.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Yeah.

unknown 3:19

True.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

He'll be. So yeah, so we're going to Silverwood, gonna go um ride some rides. And I've never been on roller coaster with him. He went to Disneyland last year with his dad, so this is like our first amusement park together. And then we will be driving across the state, across Washington to Seattle, and then going to, and this is like his big surprise party, or for his birthday, we're going to see Forrest Frank in concert, which you probably have no idea who that is. Nope. Um, Forrest Frank is. Do you know who that is? He's a Christian singer.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Lay down some lyrics.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Sing me some. I've got so much to be thankful for. I got a roof and a bed, a couple groceries to stay fed. It's like honestly such a buff.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

And um, Sam wants to be just like him. Sam's trying to grow out his mustache so he can look like Forrest Frank. But so it's gonna be my first Christian concert, and that is a real loop thrown in. Didn't see that on my 2026 bingo card, but no, you're gonna be the life of that party. It's gonna be so interesting. Yeah, but it'll be fun. We listen to the songs every day in the car. Yeah, Sam's obsessed with him, and so he's gonna be very excited. I told him that well, and it did sell out, but I told him it sold out so fast that I didn't get tickets, and so he thinks she's sneaking! I know. So he's gonna be very excited, and we got really good seats, and yeah, so I gotta save my money. That's pretty much what I'm doing. I'm working, saving my money to take Sam.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Well, a good thing that the sponsors are knocking down our door. Yeah, okay. So pretty soon that trip's gonna be paid for. We're gonna be find ourselves in the Maldives or the Maldives on the business card, yeah. Right there on the on the Amex through on James's account. We love putting things on our non-existent business card.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

Yeah, we're looking forward to it. Yeah. Well, that sounds so fun. I'm just gonna do it. Yeah, so that's that's what I've been doing. Nothing, nothing fun. What about you? You have travels coming up, like tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm I'm buckling down um because I'm heading on the road tomorrow, you know, via the sky. Of course. So you're not driving. No, no, no, no, no. No, she's gonna be on an airplane, which is a whole other worms. I used to be such a good flyer, like I not a thought, like I I never even thought anything was gonna happen. Like, I there was no anxiety. Now I was on a flight last year where I had a really bad panic attack, like one of those embarrassing times where you're like, man, no, I need to get off of this flight. Like I was like full Kristen Wig and Bridesmaids. There's a pioneer woman on the wing. Like that was me. Um, except I was by myself.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Yeah, and it was so anyway, ever since And they wouldn't let you off the plane.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

No, which you know makes sense. Yeah. Um, but yeah, so ever since then I've had a really hard time on flights. Got myself a prescription. Um it's basically just an allergy pill that like puts me to sleep. Yeah. Um, because I also, you know, have a fear of drugs. So it's really just so many.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

That is a fear I don't have.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

Yeah, I have so many lines that I have to walk here. So many layers.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

Um, and yeah, so you gotta like make it through security without being too drugged up. Yeah.

unknown 6:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

Yeah. And and I got a really good tip from a friend if you have like really sour gummies, that that like completely like takes over. I don't know if it's like your nervous system or whatever, like that's what you're focused on. So that like takeoff and I was about to say calm down. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 7:05

What is it? You're thinking of drugs.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

Yeah, take off and land touchdown, touch, take off and touchdown. Like, she's got like I'm just sucking on things, okay? I'm like anything I can find to just like bring me out of the moment. Does everyone have a sour wheeler? Yeah, that's me on my flight. Um, so I've just been really like redlisted on all these flights. Um, but yeah, so I'm flying to I'm pretty sure I'm on a government list right now, but that's okay. Yeah, you might be. Um, but yeah, so I'm leaving tomorrow. I get to meet my nephew. I'm so excited. Everything, I just first of all, I'm impressed with myself. I know you didn't think I could do it. I didn't think I could wait this long.

SPEAKER_01 7:54

I'm honestly very impressed.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Yeah, and I am just so excited. He is just the most precious little little being, and I can't wait to even just be in the same room as him. Yeah, and to smell him and to see my little brother be a parent. Your dad. It's just like such a huge I'm like that might be what I'm like the most excited for.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Yeah, are you gonna take like little family photos of them? Yeah, okay, great.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Of course I'm pleased to, yeah, give them together, yeah, pose them. But I'm excited also because I haven't been in Portland for like a period of time that hasn't been like family filled, which I know like this trip will be. Yeah, but it's like I also know that they're gonna want like time by themselves and everything, which is totally great because like I grew up over there, so like there are things that I haven't done in like 15 years. Like, I am so excited to go to the Washington Square mall. Like, explain that. Like, I I I truly like have it in my schedule. I'm like, this bitch is gonna be walking through Abercrombie and Fitch Tuesday. Interesting. Yeah, no, I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

And when was the last time you were inside at Abercrombie? Um, probably like two months ago.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

There's one at the village. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was like 2008 for me. Oh no, you're missing out because they got some good ass stuff. I have a lot of stuff from them. And they fit plus size queens? Yeah, they have like a whole curla curve love line. It's all right, it's on them. Like their jeans are amazing. Oh. I'm a big fan.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Did did we just get sponsored by Abercrombie?

SPEAKER_02 9:30

Yes, that was like hashtag not an ad. Um, but I'm you know what else I'm excited for? You know what is in a Washington Square mall? Voodoo Donuts.

unknown 9:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Okay. She's she's clearly she's clearly not a local. No. No. Din Tai Fung. No way. Catch me. You're going. I'm going just by myself.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

I want to do that.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

I'm gonna say one of each.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

Oh my god. I can't wait. Have you ever been to Din Tai Fang, James? Oh, it's literally the best restaurant. It's my favorite.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Please. We put it on your we waited for two hours to get in our first time. Yeah. That actually wasn't long ago. That was like a year ago. Like it came up on my phone.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

It's okay because we like, yeah, we just like went to another restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

Yeah, we pre-gamed. But it's the best food.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

I would do anything for a din thai fung to show up in Boise.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Correct. It's so good. And I know, and I'm well aware that it is just like a chain. There's so much better, like local food. Like, listen, I don't give a fuck. Okay. I want to go. I want to not spend a million dollars. I want consistency. I want those little chocolate dumplings that melt in my mouth. Like that is what I want, and that is what I shall have.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

I think about those dumplings like often. Me too. Me too. So good. I buy dumplings at Costco all the time now because of din.

unknown 10:53

I know.

SPEAKER_02 10:53

And it's just not the same. No. And I so I'm about to be deep in the din thong.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

Oh, send me pics. Oh, I will. That's so exciting. Yeah. Dumplings. That sounds so good. They're so good.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

And there's no good, like, what is that? What is that called?

SPEAKER_01 11:09

That kind of food?

SPEAKER_02 11:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Asian.

SPEAKER_02 11:12

No, it's like um.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Pad Thai.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

We have a lot of Thai food here.

SPEAKER_02 11:16

No, it's um.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

In the in the rattan baskets. It's like called something specific. I can't remember what it's called. Okay. But we have like none of that in Boise. No. We have one Chinese restaurant that does some form of dumplings, and it's Yan Qing, which is downtown.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

It's like so expensive.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

And I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna worry about parking.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Sorry. So it's hard, it's heartbreaking. But once we make millions of dollars off this podcast, we will franchise a dintai feng.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

Oh my god. And Mitchell can run it. I literally was just gonna say Mitchell can run it. He already knows how to cook.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

Yeah. No, he's in Japan right now, and he has like some people confronted, or like that he that Vince knows, like came up to him and was like, Oh, like, can you guys chef this event? Like, will you guys stay until March to chef this event? And I was like, Is this for your life? You you have to come home to me.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

But imagine he just he's like, sorry, honey, stay in Japan.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

He just buys me a flight out there and I don't get on it.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

I'll get on it. We have the same birthday. I could take your flight. Okay, yeah. We look exactly.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

People used to think that we were like sisters.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

I know. Very interesting. It's probably the glasses and the beautiful personalities.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

Oh, yes. Yeah. I agree. So anyway, that's just kind of like what I have going for me. Yeah. But uh what are yeah, I mean, what are you bringing to the table today?

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Um, I'm bringing to the table, so my aunt Lisa, who I just love so much, she gave me these tabletop cards and we use them all the time. And so I was going through them, and that's what I'm bringing. I'm bringing a game.

unknown 13:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

And it's just questions. Great. Um, so I have a couple here. And this is actually really funny because you were talking about this earlier today. Okay. Do others perceive you differently than you are?

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Oh, I fucking hope so. I can only hope. Because I mean, like, what I hope so. Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, what do you what is your answer?

SPEAKER_01 13:34

I mean, others are gonna perceive me differently than I am, yes, but I wish they didn't. Like, I wish I could control the way that they see me. Tell tell me more. Um, you know, the element of surprise, just I try not to think about what people are thinking about me. Yeah. Because if I think too hard, I like go in a spiral.

SPEAKER_02 13:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

And it's just none of my business what they think about me. But I'm hoping that I'm just like giving off the same kind of energy to everybody. Like good energy.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Correct, correct. I would I'm probably a villain in some people's story. Yeah, but I I mean I think that that's that thing that could be said for anyone.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

I know, and I don't like that. I don't like being the villain.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Just think of me nicely.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

Yeah. I I feel like yeah, you you mentioned like being in a spiral, like that's that's kind of where I live. Is like in that spiral. But I also at the same time am like, if people, if I'm a villain in people's story, and I think that teaching really did this for me, is like the way that people perceive things to a certain what's so crazy is I can be so logical about this, but if it comes to like my close relationships, like my friendships, or like Mitchell, or yeah, that's pretty much it. Like my friendships and my partner, like I those are where I spiral, but if it's like random strangers, I okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

You don't care.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

Yeah, I'm like, that's okay. Yeah, I didn't mean it like that. And I think that like being a teacher where you'd be like, okay, I need you to sit down and do a bar model. Oh my gosh, you're the worst person I've ever met in my life. What are you talking about? It's like having that energy come at you, I feel like desensitized me to like a little bit where it's just like, okay. Well, you had kindergartners shitting under your desk.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

This is true. You were very desensitized to things.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

No, I was I was clearing my room daily. Often.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Yeah. No, it was it was quite an experience. So I feel like being in like that type of environment for a long period of time, like I under as long as I'm not meaning harm, even if it's taken off that way to a stranger, I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

But what about if it's your close friends when you don't mean harm, but you're misunderstood?

SPEAKER_02 15:55

That just makes me sad though. That makes me sad that like that is how you're interpreting it, you know? Like it makes me sad to feel like because I don't ever mean harm. So like, but I also am an adult, so I know that things get like somebody could be feeling sensitive, or somebody could have something else that happened, and this triggered something else, and an insecurity in them, and that didn't have anything to do with me. But still, if I said something like that makes me sad, and then that's where I like live, and then like that's unfortunate that that happened. Yeah, and I hope they know that I would die for them. So I would die for you.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

I know that. Okay, thank you. You actually specifically would because you don't want me to die first.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

Oh, I I'm literally, I it's criteria for all of my relationships. I have to die first. It's in the NDA, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

No, Mitchell we all have to sign to be your friend.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

The NDA that we just laid out here for the public. No Mitchell always says, he's like, just so you know, like when there's a live combat situation, like I'll do my best to keep you alive, but I have a feeling you'll want to go. And I'm like, correct. Yeah, let me go.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

That is really hard, honestly. I because I feel that too. I don't really know if I want to be the ones that like makes it through and if I restart humanity. Like, that doesn't really sound fun to me. I think I would rather go with my family, yeah, and my friends, and try again in the next life. Yeah, I agree. Because I'll come back. Kick it. I'll probably come back as like a turtle. Actually, I'm not gonna come back as a turtle. I don't really like the water.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

Yeah, you're you don't like the water? I like pools. You love the ocean. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

When I first met you, your house was literally beach themed. Okay, I like the colors of the ocean. I like to look at pictures of the beach. I like to be on the beach, but don't get me in the water. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

I feel like I don't even know who you are.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

You don't know what's in there. And what and you do actually sharks? You're not going deep enough.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

Aliens?

SPEAKER_01 18:00

You're not going deep enough in the w aliens! Yes. Haven't you heard have you heard that conspiracy lately that there's an entire underwater um Atlantis, and that's where the aliens are. The aliens aren't actually in space, they're in our oceans. Have you heard that?

SPEAKER_02 18:16

Are you just describing the premise of Black Panther 2?

SPEAKER_01 18:20

I mean, I'm sure those movies came from real life things.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

Atlantis, Talo Khan. Talo Khan is a real place in the in that civilization.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

They they people have videotaped like things coming out from the middle of the ocean and then just zooming off. So I'm not going out there. I don't know what's under there. I feel like this is what's gonna be. And then in the lake. A lake is dead bodies. I grew up in Moses Lake where there are dead bodies all the time being found there and a lot of seaweeds. So I don't want to go in a lake either. I want to go in a pool where I can see the bottom.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

I know it's chlorinated, I know it's clean. Okay. Yeah. Let's get this girl in a pool.

SPEAKER_00 19:02

Give me a pool.

unknown 19:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

Respect. That's so interesting though that you think that I love the ocean.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

Literally, all I picture is you're you're so teal heavy in how you live your life. Like you love teal.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

And like when I first met you, your house was beach. Let's go to the beach, beach, let's go get away.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

But that's because I think somebody else's grandma was buying me home to Well, I also you worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

That's true. You were a product of your environment. And that's on me for not reading between the lines.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

Hot take, I'm glad Bed, Bath and Beyond went under. Yeah, you didn't have a good experience. No. It's a bunch of pedophiles. Actually, oh no, I'm gonna label it as pedophiles.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

I mean, I worked there as a child pretty much, so I know they were monsters.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

And you were carrying a child, too.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

And I was carrying a child. My manager at Bed Bath and Beyond, while I was pregnant, made me get a doctor's note stating that I was allowed or that I needed to be able to drink water during my eight-hour shift. He made me go get a doctor's note signed and come back proving that I needed to drink water. Because he was an absolute ass.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

Yeah, I hope this man suffers from erectile dysfunction.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

I bet he does. That actually fits. Alright, I got one other question for you. Okay. What invitation would you love to receive?

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Ooh. Like that I wouldn't maybe already like be on the list. Because like when you get married, obviously I want to receive that invitation.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

No, something that would be like out of the ordinary.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Oh, honestly, it's hard because I would love, love to go to like an award. I know that last episode I talked mad shit about award awards. But like what I would do to be in a room with hairy styles, with Ariana, like all the Ariana Grande, like these people whom I love from a distance. Yeah. Like what I would do, I would love to be, but if I had to be.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

So you could like be their fill-in when they have to pee and you have to sit in their chair to set their schools.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

To keep that chair hella warm.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Yeah. That'd be cool. No, I'll warm that shit up. I think I would choose though, like the VMAs, something that's more like a party type where it's like people don't take the VMAs as seriously as they take like the grand grands or like the Oscars. Listen, I I already have enough.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

She likes to be able to do that. Yes, people are still.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

People are not in that way. People are already, you know, putting this stigma on me.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

If you find an actor that looks, has a baby face, she's like, that's one. Tom Holland. George. Isn't that a girl? It is.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Yeah, she does have a baby face, but I I mean I would I would Tom Holland is he might be not he might him and Harry Styles might be up there on the never ones.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Um I do know people that got tickets to Harry Styles. It took them four tries, like four different days of sitting in the queue. She had to miss work. Um to guess how much per ticket?

SPEAKER_02 22:23

I heard that they're ridiculous. $700. I heard they're ridiculous. And I said unfortunately, might have to wait till he comes back around.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

It'll be on YouTube. Yeah. It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_02 22:35

It'll be fine. Um, but yeah, I would say like maybe a VM.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

Okay, that's a good answer. I think um I want to be invited, I want to be on a movie set. I want to be on like a comedy movie set.

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Who who do you think? Amy Polar. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

And a Tina Faye Amy Polar, Tina Fe?

SPEAKER_01 23:00

Um yeah, probably because they bring out the best in each other. But I am like more team Amy, sorry, Tina.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

No, I mean they're but like their movies where they're like, they're together, so funny.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Yeah. So I would I would like to be on a comedy movie set and like get to be a part of it somehow. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:15

Movie girls too.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

Ooh, can't do a sequel because it's never good as the original, and then you're just gonna be shit on. So we have to come up with a new one. Nice girls. She's just nice girl. She's just nice girls.

unknown 23:30

It's a good girl.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

Wait, where did the dog go?

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Somewhere with Michaela, I'm sure. Um that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Do you listen to Amy Puller's podcast? Sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. She's great. It's have you listened to it?

SPEAKER_04 23:43

I've I've heard a few.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

Yeah. The Jennifer Lawrence one was I I love Jennifer Lawrence.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

I know. I learned about pre-menopause.

SPEAKER_04 23:51

Doesn't Jennifer Lawrence have a little bit of a baby face, don't you think?

SPEAKER_01 23:53

I mean, I think she used to. She has a lot of work done now, unfortunately. Yeah, they all do. Have you seen Jessie from The Mormon Wives? No.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Is she messed up?

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Oh my gosh, she literally looks like a different person. Like a completely different person. It was so sad because she was beautiful. It's gonna be the next Joan Rivers. Yeah, maybe it'll fade a little bit. I don't think it's going to. Speaking of pop culture.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Oh my gosh. How excited were you when you found out that Kyle Cook and Amanda Batullah are separated?

SPEAKER_02 24:24

I mean, I'm I'm so happy because I think that they're happy. But like how sad.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

They were together so long. It's not sad. I don't think it's sad at all. I think it is the best thing that it could have ever happened. I was so excited for her. She deserves better. I love Summerhouse.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

I agree. She does deserve better.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

And now that I know that they're separated, I'm restarting Summerhouse from the beginning because I'm gonna watch the rise and fall of Kyle and Amanda.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

I mean they were always risen.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

They were always oh, I was gonna say they're always falling.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Oh, correct, but like you don't really see them like can like you never really see them at the beginning. Like when they're like would be in love and like love each other and be kind to each other. I feel like that's not really included.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Probably wasn't happening in the relationship, and so that's why I'm really happy for her that she finally chose herself and got out of that, and he can be a DJ.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

Well, yeah, they they were they didn't want what each other wanted. Like it had to happen. But it's she's way too hot for him. I feel like this season is gonna be rough to watch because she hates him.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

I think see, and I think it's gonna be so fun to watch because she hates his like she just every chance she gets, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

Well, stupid Kyle is just an idiot. He fucking deserves it.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

No, he deserves all the hate from her. So I agree.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

I he's a monster. He's an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

He's an idiot, and he he deserves all of it.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

So I'm excited.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

No, I agree. I love Summerhouse. I'm so happy that it's back on our screens. I miss Paige.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

I miss Paige DeSorbo so much. Do you know who Paige de Sorbo is?

SPEAKER_04 26:01

The name sounds familiar, but I couldn't like if you showed me a picture of her, I'd probably be like, eh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

She's just so savage because I'm re-watching it, you know, now, and so her first season, she's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

Yeah, and I'm watching Winter House, and single Paige is just I just am obsessed. Like she's she knows her worth, she's not taking shit from anybody, she does what she wants, she flirts, but then she goes to bed when she's ready to go to bed.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Like she's staying on first base forever with Carl. Yeah, she and I love it.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

Where they make out in the pantry.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

When they make out in the pantry every night, and then she sends them home, and then she's like, Okay, well, I'm going to bed. And he's like, Okay, well, I have a boner. And she's like, That's your problem. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

You know, she's like the queen of a boundary, and I I I love it. Adore it.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

Yeah, and I in a more women need those boundaries.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

Yeah, and I'm sad that now Summer House is back and now she's single. Like, we had to suffer through Craig years. Yeah. Now she is like a free bird, and we don't get to see that. And that's that is really sad.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

I know.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Because that's my girl right there.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

Luckily, they have their podcasts, yeah. And they YouTube it.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

No, she's stuck. 10 out of 10. Yeah, no. We love Paige. We're die hard.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

And she has the personality to match. Like, she's an icon.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

Um, well, great. I'm bringing.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Yeah, what are you bringing to the table today? I don't even know what I brought. I just brought a lot of words. You brought some games. Oh, yeah. I brought games. Some cues.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

Um, I'm bringing.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

Wait, I want to play this game.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Okay, it's hard because I've never actually watched. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Olympics. Yes. I thought you were the Statue of Liberty.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

I got you. Yeah. No, see, I was struggling coming from a place of never actually watching them. The Olympics? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

You've never watched them.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

I I can't think of a reason why I would have. Not even the gymnastics? When it's been on the television at your home, I have. Oh my god. But no, have I ever sought out an Olympics?

SPEAKER_01 28:16

You're not gonna wake up at 3 a.m. to watch figure skating right now?

SPEAKER_02 28:20

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

Actually, there's a lot of curling going on at that time. Yeah. Yeah, I think curling is looks fun.

SPEAKER_02 28:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

It takes a lot of ab work.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

Ooh, yeah. No, I'm just like not a sporty girly, but I wanted to bring some information that I learned. Okay. So I listened to a bunch of podcasts myself, and they were talking on one of them about how it's been discovered that a bunch of the ski jumping fellas have been allegedly injecting hyaluronic acid into their downstairs. Right into their penis? Yeah. Okay. To make it bigger when they do the like 3D scans. Why are they three? Why are they scanning their penis? So I'm gonna I'm gonna bring you some some facts right here. Okay. It's not gonna be correct because this is I Because you're making it up. I'm not making it up. I did hear about this, but like that's all the research I've done.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Is overhearing one conversation. Anyway, so they do these 3D scans where they're just like wearing like a tight little undie pounties. Um, and the Olympic people who work it like use those scans to then calculate like their little outfits to fit their outfits to them. But I guess when your dick is a little bit bigger, more girth, if you will, it means that they end up making your suit a little bigger, and that little bit bigger of the suit makes a difference in your trajectory, I don't know, in like your resistance of when you're ski jumping. So like a little bit bigger.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

I mean, I'm saying I'm happy that they gave a little extra oomph because I don't want a skin tight suit where I can see like the entire outline of their dick and balls, and then they're gonna go jump in the air.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

Okay, but what about on the other end of like, is that cheating?

SPEAKER_00 30:17

No. It's not no.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

But not everybody's doing that.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

Is this like legitimate?

SPEAKER_01 30:24

This is It's legitimate from a podcast.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

This is legit.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Okay, first of all, hyaluronic acid. Yeah, you put it on your face.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

But it also gives you more girth. I forgot to put it on my girth. Oh, I feel like I'm good on the girth. Is that why my face is getting bigger? Don't need more girth.

SPEAKER_01 30:44

My face is looking girthy, and I knew it. Yeah, it's the it's the H A. Okay, well, do I think it's I don't think that it's illegal. I think that that's a lot of extra stuff that they're doing.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

How is that different from like juicing?

SPEAKER_01 31:01

Or like it's not staking it's it's not changing how good of a skier they are.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

No, but it's setting you up to have more of an advantage than other people.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

Well, everyone should just inject themselves.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

Okay, well, do we is that what we want? A bunch of girthy lads. Woo! Team girthy lads! Woo!

SPEAKER_01 31:27

No, we don't. You're right. No, we want our American boys to look scrawny and wimp meadowicky.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

That's how I like him. Scrawny. Correct. But he's beautiful and I love him. Yeah. He's just a widow guy.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

Nowhere it counts. So it's okay. That's funny. Um, speaking of the Olympics, um, Lindsay Vaughn, which I know you don't know any sport, so this doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 31:55

I want to say she's blonde.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

She's blonde. Nice. And she's a really good person. And this is her last Olympics, and she's I think like in her 40s. She blew out her knee. She's not in her 40s. She's gonna fact check me on that. She blew out her knee, she like ruptured her ACL, did all the things. She pretty much doesn't have a knee during like warmups or like the practice round before the Olympics, and she's still deciding to compete in the Olympics because it's her last one. And she said, fuck it, I'm still doing it. And I think that is so hardcore and badass, but I am worried about her future knee problems.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

Yeah. Does she have a family? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Does she have a family?

unknown 32:39

Good.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Maybe I mean I'm sure she has somebody.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

Well, I just like I would be worried sick. I know, but like, uh look at her strong determination. She said, I'm not gonna let a career-ending the injury stop me. It's the Olympics. We're in Milan, right? Milan? Yeah, we're in Milan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

Arriva there, she so I'm just saying, I think she's awesome. Yeah, she's like the Troy Bolton of her generation, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

It's funny you saved Troy Bolton. Remember when that was our first TikTok name? Uh Troy Bolton's twin.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

I think that up until the point where I got rid of my TikTok, you I was your picture.

SPEAKER_00 33:23

Was my picture.

unknown 33:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

Nice. Nice. She is 41. She's 41. See, anyway.

SPEAKER_04 33:31

Uh not married anymore.

SPEAKER_00 33:33

Good for her. He's probably worried. He couldn't handle it.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Or she might be worried. Who knows? That's crazy. Well, that's great that we brought that to the table. I know. I'm feeling satiated with what we've had.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

What we brought to the table table. Yeah. Next honestly, next time I think we're gonna bring some food.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

Yeah, and next time also we get to completely decom decompress. What's the word?

SPEAKER_01 34:03

What are we decompressing?

SPEAKER_02 34:05

From our birthday.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

Oh yeah. Or debrief. Debrief. Debrief. We don't know words.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

We're gonna brief that dih next week. So stay tuned for that.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

I know. Next time we see you, you're gonna be old and 30.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

She'll have the new cells.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

The new shells.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Yeah, I can't wait for my shells.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

Sam told me he goes, Mom, 32 is old. Remember when you were 28? I said, yeah, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 34:32

Just a young buck. I know. I remember when I was 28.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

I you couldn't pay me to go back to 28. Yeah. Okay, well, I love you so much. Thanks for coming.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Thank you. Can't wait to see you here again. We'll see you guys next week.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

Make good choices.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

Okay, love you bye.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Love you bye.