Bringing Sunshine and Bat Mitzvah's to the Table

Number 1.) Fuck Utah State Cheerleaders. Don't major in Assholery. But go to the beach girl! We're talking March Madness, and educating Meg with some sports terms. Also, what would be your 13 year old birthday party?

Shout out to The Print Plug in Nampa for the awesome shirts and the fast turnaround!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:14

Oh, welcome back to our channel.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

Hello, hello. I was just saying how um apparently we sound a lot alike. That's the feedback I've been getting is that they don't know who we are. So if you don't know who I am, I want you to take a quick guess. Am I Meg or am I Christy? And I'll be ahead.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

I'm Sasha Fierce.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

Okay. It's Beyonce? Beyonce? Beyonce?

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Oh, I'm not a Beyonce fan.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Interesting. Um, well, I'm actually Meg. Yeah. I know it was a little misleading there. Uh I have not heard the feedback that we sound the same.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Well, I hang out with more people than you do.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

Well, it hurts my feelings. I hang out with you. So it feels like it would have gone through the telephone.

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Yeah, exactly. I am the telephone. So I am now telling you what I've heard from the gathering is they're like, sometimes I can't tell who is who is talking, and I say, Great.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

You know what that's talking about?

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Keep them guessing.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Maybe I should do a little bit more of my accent work to like add a little bit of differentiation between the two of us.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Yeah. Do you think that you could do an accent for an entire day?

SPEAKER_02 1:22

No, I think that even in that one sentence it was like three different accents. Okay. Although my students, because we used to be teachers, when I every single year I would have multiple times people ask me, Miss Miss Meg, like what where are you from? Because they always were like confused by my accent. Because I a lot of people think I'm from the Midwest.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Yeah, I get Midwest a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:47

A lot. And oddly enough, you're from Portland, Oregon.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

I know. I'm from Portland, Oregon, but I really have a Midwestern body type and accent. Yeah, love butter. The Midwesterners love butter.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

For some reason, I was thinking of Hannah Berner's cat name butter when you said that.

unknown 2:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

My ADHD went a different way, and I'm like, butter the cat?

SPEAKER_02 2:11

You're in deep if that's the if that's where your brain goes when you hear the word butter.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

I know I am in deep. I actually wear my giggly squad sweatshirt all the time just because I want to run into gigglers. And I do. The airport, the hospital, all the places, the grocery store. I tell the my coffee stand lady, and now I'll have to tell them about our podcasts.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

I guess I shouldn't be promoting everyone else's, but hey, women support women.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Yeah, no, we need to probably start with our own merch. Just the two of us will rock it.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Okay, speak I made merch this last weekend.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Interesting, it hasn't come across my desk.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

Not merch for us.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

I made merch. So this last weekend I went to the March Madness basketball tournament in San Diego. Sporty. Uh very sporty. It was a very last-minute trip I was taking over for my Aunt Lisa. Unfortunately, she got really, really sick and asked me to take her ticket. And she got her and my mom got my flights, and they said, come with us. Girls' trip. I know. So I ended up going there, but I really wanted to represent my aunt since she couldn't be there. She goes to every single March Madness tournament for the past like 20 plus years. It's her favorite thing every single year. So she was very sad she couldn't go. Yeah. So um I made her merch. I used good old Chat GPT and made um a logo, a cartoon of her in a March Madness 2026, and on the back it said Lisa's crew. And we were all matching. And so then the whole time people are like, Well, who's Lisa? Who's Lisa? And so then we got to tell everyone at the basketball tournament how great Aunt Lisa was.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

So you had this like printed on a shirt?

SPEAKER_01 3:55

T-shirts. So yeah, I made the logo and then found a print shop. Okay. Actually, I'm gonna plug them in because they're called the print plug, and they were amazing. Nampa, Idaho. They got the shirts done in one day, and then they asked me the story of what it was about. I told them about my Aunt Lisa, how she couldn't go, and they gave me her shirt for free.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Plus, the plugs hardly.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

They did it in less than a day and gave me buy for get one free. I was like, wow, guys. Immediate Google review.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

Yeah, good looking out.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

So yeah, I will have to show you the t-shirts. They were really, really cute, and that was one of my favorite parts. And I was like, so I can make merch now, so now I can do any weird idea t-shirt that I have.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Yeah. Or a really good idea t-shirt for our podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

Don't you worry, merch is coming soon. 2028.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

Around the corner. Solid. Okay, so you've been a busy girl traveling.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

No, I I was traveling. Well, I feel like I just talked for so long. So because you were also traveling. When I looked at our Find My Friends, we were so close and we were in both in California. It was amazing.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Sunshine State.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

It was very sunshiny. I got burnt, did you?

SPEAKER_02 5:11

I did not get burned.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Did you wear sunscreen?

SPEAKER_02 5:14

I did.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

I did not.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

Yeah, no, I'm really been on my skincare game. Gotta take care of the old capillaries or whatever's in your skin. But yeah, no, I was in California. I was visiting a dear friend in her family, and I honestly just had the great the best time. You know, like those people who you just you like feel like you're 13 again in like the best way where you can just like giggle and laugh and like have deep conversations, but also just be yourself. It was it was great.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

Yeah, pick up right where you left off.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

Yeah, it was it was really a really great time. And I was very thankful that I had that little break between school. Um but yeah, it was, I mean, I I have a shout out, you just have had a shout-out, I'm gonna do a shout out. Okay. So we have a friend, you and I, um, who went to college in um who went to college in California and it turned out to be like near where I was. So she goes, Hey, like you're in this area. I need you to try this donut, or like go to this donut shop. It's the best donut shop in the world. And I was like, a bitch loves sweets on it. Target acquired. So I obviously we head over there and I'm like, don't worry, I got this. We're gonna get a dozen donuts. Boom, pick out a dozen donuts. They're all beautiful, they're all delicious. Guess how much one dozen donuts was in this little it also keep in mind, like it's so unassuming. It's like a there's like a grocery store.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

It's it's not like we're not in like downtown bougie, LA. Okay, you're just dumb. Okay, I'm gonna say a dozen in California, $32.99. $58.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

$58? One dozen donuts.

unknown 7:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

Wait, that's almost five dollars a donut.

SPEAKER_02 7:08

Correct.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

If I did my math right and carried the one.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Yeah, no, $58. Dolores. I said, okay, so am I getting a panda with this purchase? This seems insane.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

I did text our friend and said, so you led me astray. Reimburse. I'm I'm submitting this receipt for reimbursement. This is absurd.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

So you're not sponsoring, you don't want to.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

No, so my my shout-out isn't negative. This is an anti-view. If you're in this area, which I'm not gonna blow up anyone's spot, don't go to this one donut place, which I'm not also gonna blow up their spot, but I didn't like it. Okay, 58 Dolores. That's crazy sauce. That's at least a pair of shoes that I could wear for the rest of the year.

SPEAKER_01 7:53

That's like a pair of jeans.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

I mean a pair of jeans. Oh, mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

I've actually haven't bought a pair of jeans in a long time.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

I like to buy jeans quarterly, as in like every four months, just to like change with my ever-changing buddy.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

And um no, they're all.

SPEAKER_01 8:10

No, that actually makes sense. That's probably a good idea to like buy jeans regularly because do you know how many jeans I have in my closet from years and years ago that absolutely don't fit? And I'm like, well, maybe one day. Yeah, and then they just sit there.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

No, they hurt my feelings when I have jeans from one day. Yeah, it hurts my feelings because that day I fear is not around the corner. And that's okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

No, okay. I'm gonna purge my closet this weekend.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

So fun. I'll come with you. You wanna come over? Absolutely. Hell yeah, I love purge.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Yeah, and I love somebody sitting there with me for my ADHD brain. Yeah. Stay focused.

SPEAKER_02 8:43

Yeah. Okay. So that was my California trip. Tell me more about yours.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

That was great. Um, well, did you have any issues flying?

SPEAKER_02 8:51

Yeah, so I I saw that that was happening in the news, but I'm very fortunate that I flew out of the Sun Valley airport where I was the only person in line in TSA. It's just it was just me. It's like waiting for me. No, I just uh no, I just was the only one in line. It's like they saw me and they said, Oh my gosh, Meg, finally. Yeah, we actually just opened so that you could be here.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

And then they just paging our one passenger, Meg.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Correct.

unknown 9:21

Beep!

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Yeah, and I just walked right through, didn't even didn't take off my shoes. I was all smiley, got on the plane. I so I don't really know what your problem was.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

Well, my problem was that uh TSA was like not open when I came back. So going there from Boise, Boise Airport is smooth butter. So good, so easy, easy peasy. They also, I don't know what they do here, but even when they're there's like a government shutdown right now, which is why like 400 TSA agents quit, understandably, because they were working unpaid. I wouldn't work unpaid.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Oh, I'm looking for an excuse to quit anything at any time.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Yeah, yeah. Easy. Bye. Um, so totally understand why they're not there. Um, but it was it was insane. So in San Diego Airport coming back, I started. Well, first of all, I went to the wrong terminal. Long story. So I had to do a 20-minute walk through a construction zone outside in the morning by myself because the rest of my family, they all we had separate flights. So I'm walking 20 minutes, I get to one side of the airport, and as soon as the doors open, she's like, This is the end of the TSA line, and I'm like, Okay, great. I had to walk from one end all the way to the end, and then they made us go outside, go all the way to the other end outside, and then back and school around. I'm not shitting you. It was probably I got my 10,000 steps in in the TSA line.

SPEAKER_00 10:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

It was in San Diego. Yeah, it was in San Diego. Did you see it was about Houston's airport? Yeah, so it I saw so many things online about.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Yeah, I saw that people were like having to stay overnight at the Atlanta airport. That's how long I mean that could have been IA IA. Internal traits.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

IA AI. Yeah. No, no, it probably wasn't AI. It was really bad. I luckily got through in like a little bit over an hour, but I also showed up like four and a half hours early because I was nervous. Um, a lot of people in line were already missing their flights. And um, but anyways, the people on my flight, they were like, yeah, we were in line for three hours. We barely made the barely made the flight, and it was insane. Yeah. So pay our TSA workers. Um the money is there. Maybe defund ice a little bit and give it to the TSA workers because the fact that they our government said, hey, instead of paying our TSA workers, I know what we could do. Let's pay untrained ICE workers to take their spot because nothing like security.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

Security? Security. Security.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Because they know how to use all those things. I I was flabbergasted to be honest.

SPEAKER_02 12:09

No, I airports continue to just stress me out.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Especially in this time and like day and age. I'm like, I am just a sitting duck, like a sitting target right now. Yeah, especially being in California, I feel like close to the ocean. I don't know. I was ready to be more inland. I was ready to get away from big crowds. I was also at the March Madness basketball tournament with thousands of other people, and I'm like, this is a great place for Iran to bomb us. But I made it back and I'm fine. Yeah, no, it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Dang.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

I got asked to like do something this weekend, and I said, you know what? I think I'm actually gonna stay indoors.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that I'm in the safety of my Idaho town.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

Yeah, yeah. I didn't really think about it all until I was stuck in all the TSA line.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Like the overstimulation is real in those lines.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

Yeah. They had drug dogs everywhere. It was just stressful.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

Yeah. But sounds like it.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

All is well. Made it back.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

It was like a 12-hour how were like the sports parts? Like, did the sports sports? Oh yeah, I watched basketball.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

Yeah, so some games were like blowouts, but there were some really, really good games. Like one blowout is Oh, like one team has a lot of points and one team has a little amount of points.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

70 to 30.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

So it's like not fun to watch. So it's not fun to watch when it's a blowout because it's just like, okay, we already know who's gonna win. You're like, well, they're putting in their third string and their account manager out in there. Sure. The water. But there was one kid who went out there. I don't even know what team actually. No, I don't. I'm gonna butcher it. So he went out there and it was like at the end, he only got like 30 second playing time, and he made a three, and it was his first ever like college basketball interesting basket ever. Like he had never played in a game, he must have been a freshman because they were winning by so much, and he was so excited. He like was crying on the court, it was really cute.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

Oh, ball so hard. Yeah, that's so nice.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

Yeah, we saw a buzzer beater like right at the buzzer, and they okay, so it's like a for the a buzzer beater. Meg doesn't know. Do you know what a barn burner is? If I want you to guess, if I said, well, this game's a barn burner, um, would you say it with like that look on your face? This game's a barn burner.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Oh, oh, um, exciting. This game is it's it's going, it's okay, so burning barn, it's not ideal because you want your barn to be non-burned. Um, so maybe it's like an unideal but uh exciting because um the hot firemen are coming to put out your barn, burn, your burn barn. Um close. So exciting. Yeah, it is exciting.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

Okay, it means it's a really close game. Like it's like neck and neck.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Oh. There's a lot of uh classic burning of the barn. Neck and neck.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Neck and neck.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Okay. What what's the buzzer beater? Buzzer beater. That means it's like down to the wire.

unknown 15:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Like Nathan Scott is just about to make a three-pointer.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

And the time is running down.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

And Haley is on the sidelines and she is in her cheer uniform and she is excited.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

Yes. Wait, this is the show. This is my show. This is your show, One Tree Hill.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

This is my show, One Tree Hill.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Yep. I didn't watch it. So yeah, so it's like he shoots it, and while it's in the air, the buzzer goes off, they're tied, and they it went in and they won. And then everyone tackled him. Which team was this? It was St. John's, and we actually weren't rooting for St. John's. So that's a bummer. I only was rooting for whoever my Aunt Lisa wanted me to root for since I was taking her place. I I was just like, I am gonna be you. You yeah. What whatever you want me to do, I will do. I will root for whoever. Yeah, she made me root for Kansas, and I hate Kansas.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Yeah, you were basically like a cheerleader out there.

SPEAKER_01 15:55

Oh, you should have seen. Actually, my mother and I were doing cheers.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

Yeah, well, your mom was a cheerleader.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Yeah, and she was a Boise State cheerleader.

unknown 16:02

Oh iconic, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Yeah, it's in the jeans.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

So yeah, we had a lot of sports. Oh, so fun. And it was a girls' weekend, it was two mother-daughters, and it was just girls yapping and giggling like you.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Gal pals! I love that for you. That sounds so fun.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Okay, so it's oh wait, I had one more thing to say about sorry, about March Madness. Okay. Um, fuck Utah State cheerleaders. I hate you. Um, I normally don't get mad at anybody, but I get I'm mad at them. Okay. So while I was walking the beach of sunny San Diego, they were on the beach as well. Because we had like one day off. We you go basketball games all day, one day off basketball games all day the next day. Okay. So our one day off, everyone is at the beach, of course. Yeah. And they were doing um like stunts, like cheer stunts, and they were so good. And as I'm walking by, I was like, wow, great, guys, that was great. That was amazing. Are you the Utah State cheerleaders? And one guy goes, No, we're accountants.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

Oh, sassy.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

And I was like, Oh, that's weird because you are going to school to be something, so you could actually be both.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

Fuck you. Bye.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Don't limit yourselves.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

I was like, are you going to school? Are you getting your bachelor's in cheerleading?

SPEAKER_02 17:16

Well, obviously not comedy because that wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

No, he's getting his degree in assholeriness. And now you lost a potential fan. I hate you, Tus Date forever. The whole I don't boo. I was booing them when they were out on the floor during halftime.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Savage.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Because of one comment. Because actually, that's all one word. It took one so yeah, all weekend we were like, fuck the accountants, we hate accountants. Yeah.

unknown 17:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

So if you're an accountant, I don't actually hate you, it's just you test state challenges.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

But it is almost tax season, so that's stressful.

SPEAKER_01 17:49

Have you done your taxes?

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Oh, never, not one time.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

I mean, I has your person done your taxes?

SPEAKER_02 17:54

No. No, no, we're filing an extension.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

Oh, you are? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Every year.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

It's easier that way. It's easier for me to stress.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Are you still on an extension from like 2019?

SPEAKER_02 18:05

No, you have to pay by like October 15th. So instead of stressing out at this time of year, I just really like a stressful fall.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

So that's like our eight-month birthday. Happy birthday. Me. Yeah, on our eight-month birthday, don't forget to file your taxes. I do that. I did file mine.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Oh, because you're more responsible than I am.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

Um, and no, it's because I have no assets and it's very easy to do it online, and I just click next.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

Next. Thank you. Next.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Next, next, next, next, next.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

Nice. Well, what are you bringing to the table today?

SPEAKER_01 18:40

Oh, I I don't know. I think I brought all my all the things. No, I love San Diego, I'm gonna say that.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:48

Like I can't wait to be back.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Okay. Um what are you bringing to the table? Well, what I'm bringing to the table is I had the absolute pleasure of working because I work a lot of catering events. I worked a bot mitzvah like a couple weeks ago. And it was just, it was the highlight of my year.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

And what is a bot mitzvah?

SPEAKER_02 19:11

So it's your 13th birthday um for like people who are Jewish. It's like a big party. There's a they go to like the synagogue during the day, there's like a big ceremony. Um couldn't tell you all the details about it. All I know is that they love a theme and they love a dance. And it just had me thinking, like, what would my bot mitzvah theme had been? So it's I and this is what I'm bringing to the table because I would also like to know what yours is. But 13 years old, you have to pick a theme, all your friends are coming, there's dancing, you know, like this one had a DJ, it had a hot pretzel bar. It was so fun. And this one was themed like opera ski because it was up and catch them, so it's like spoosy. But I was like, what would my theme have been? And I I think at 13, what grade are even 13? Seventh. I I mean this is gonna be really embarrassing, but I think my theme would have been vampire diaries. I was so obsessed with the vampire diaries in middle school. Like I had a card I got a cardboard cutout of Stefan Salvatore um for my 13th birthday. And like I I think I it would have been like vampire-y, like, I think that would have been my theme.

SPEAKER_01 20:32

Yeah, so what would you have there? What would you bring?

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Maybe like a shrimp cocktail. Okay, like bloody cocktail. Um, and I it would have just been like dark and like mossy and like just moody. Mood, a lot of mood.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Like would you like hire fake vampires to stand on the side?

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Hire, um, no. Well by the door, there would just be teeth. Every guest put in a pair of teeth. We are the vampires. You know? That's true. So what what do you think your theme would have been? 13. What was the vibe?

SPEAKER_01 21:08

I was like really into Akon.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Oh. Okay, so wait, Akon is he? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:15

Yeah, that's Usher. Oh, I was also into Usher.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

I'm also seeing Nelly in concert here soon. I just bought my ticket today. I also love Nelly. So I feel like I probably would have had like a rap yeah, like an RB. Yeah. Okay. Everyone would have been like grinding on the dance floor. Sure. 13.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

My mom would have been in on it.

SPEAKER_02 21:35

With the actually. With the rabbi just hanging out in the corner.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

No, the rabbi is in this dance circle.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Obviously.

SPEAKER_01 21:43

He's getting low.

unknown 21:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

Get low, low, low, low.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Yeah. Yeah. That is that Akon?

SPEAKER_01 21:50

No, that's little John.

unknown 21:52

Isn't it? Low.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

Get low. Yeah. I'm gonna have to look that up. I feel like it's a a mashup of multiple. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Everyone's getting low.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

What else did I like when I was 13? I hated the color pink. Okay. So I would do maybe like an anti-pink party.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:13

Like black.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Just like an emo bot mitzvah.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

I did kind of look a little emo when I was 13.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

Yeah, you had the straight hair.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

I had straight black hair. I would dye my hair black from like a box dye at Walmart. I wore skinny jeans and like a zoomies t-shirt, like a graphic T and DC shoes. Yeah. And then would hang out at the skate park and just sit there. I didn't actually want to get on a skateboard. I just wanted to look like I was gonna get on a skateboard.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

And I wore a dark eyeliner on the top and the bottom.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

Great. I mean that's pretty similar to what they're doing these days. The only difference is they don't do skinny jeans, they do like those huge jeans.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

Like a like a Jingle jean where it's just like I wish we grew up in the big jean era. I'm pissed everything had to be nice and toy.

SPEAKER_02 23:05

Yeah, I would have really felt differently about what I was working with if I could hide it better. But alas, that was not the time we lived in.

unknown 23:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

Okay, yeah. So no, I would um hire rappers to come. Okay. And it would just be like a hire rapper.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

I would hire rappers instead of a DJ, it's just like a rapper.

SPEAKER_01 23:27

Yeah, I actually know a rapper. You do? I saw him at the airport.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Again, this time? I literally see I run into them everywhere. Yeah. Oh. Because when you're a rapper, you can be anything. You can also work at the airport.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Yeah. It's like me and being a podcaster. Yeah. I'm also an office manager and a photographer.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Being a cheerleader and a county and an accountant.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

And being a cheerleader and an accountant.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

Both can be true. Yeah, porque no los dos. I'm getting that tatted.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

I think you should.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Yeah. Alright, well, you have anything? Um, do you do you have any games? I did play odds are a lot this last weekend, by the way, and I had to I lost and had to buy socks that say easily distracted by boobies. And they're really cute and they're teal. I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

You're their color. Uh, you lost and you got a fun gift for yourself?

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Yeah, because the girl I was playing with, she is so cute. She's so pure and innocent. Like so pure and innocent. And so yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Okay, well, that's nice.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

I got to teach her some things this last weekend.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

I'm sure everyone in my mom appreciated it.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

Was getting so mad at me for my inappropriate jokes, but I'm like, mom, I literally can't keep them in.

SPEAKER_02 24:37

Yeah. It's a disservice.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

It is a disservice. Like, that's rude because we're laughing.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Yeah. It's like keeping a fart, and it's gonna hurt your belly.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

Yeah, it's gonna hurt if I don't say it out loud.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

And I had so many good jokes this weekend too about like pop culture references, and none of them watch Mormon Wives or anything, and I'm like, okay, well, I guess I'll keep that one to myself. Yeah, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

Yeah. Did you start writing them all down?

SPEAKER_01 25:05

No, I was drinking. We did we did sneak in an entire water bottle full of vodka into the arena.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

Wow, security's not tight.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

No, they let you bring in like dr I'm not even gonna say what we all brought in. No, we were really good citizens. Didn't sneak anything in.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Great. I didn't think you would. Yeah. Okay, well, I don't know that I have a game.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

I know, I don't think I have a game this time either.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Okay, but we might need to come up with one.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

Can we please? Can you please try to use your brain and do the one one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten? Okay. Okay. So we're gonna replace a number with Can we do it smaller than ten, though? Can we do like five? Let's go one through five. Okay. You're gonna replace a number with either a word, an action, a sound. Okay. Okay. So we'll start, we'll go one, two, three, four, five.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Okay, so now So now I choose which number I want to change. Okay. Three is gonna be P.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

Okay. Okay. One, two, P. Four, five. So now wait your turn. Oh, yeah, we'll just do me. Two is nice. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:25

One.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

P four.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

Five. Okay. This is already throwing me for a loop. Okay, um, one is going to be fa la la la la la.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

Okay. Fa la la la la la la. P four. Five. Good job. Okay, five is gonna be so I think this is a turn.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Fa la la la la la la P.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Four.

SPEAKER_00 27:05

Nice. Nice.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

Um four is gonna be. Um, I can't even do that.

unknown 27:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Okay. Fa la la la la la la P. Oh good, I didn't get it. I forgot my own clap sequence.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Nice.

unknown 27:31

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

That's good. So that's how you play. Okay, so we're good at it.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

Okay, great. I'm how proud of us.

SPEAKER_01 27:37

I can't go up to oh, from there?

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Okay, should we keep going?

SPEAKER_01 27:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Okay. Is this interesting to the listeners or is this only interesting to us?

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Um, could we get a quick poll on that?

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Yeah. Um, like and subscribe if it's interesting.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Could you leave a comment?

SPEAKER_02 27:53

Yeah. Um, okay, so six. Is it my turn?

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

Six is gonna be chicks.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

Fa well no, you start. I just did fa la la la. Fa la la la la la la. P. Dicks. I said chicks.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Wow. Well, six is for dicks. When you play games of cover lesbian, you really have dicks on the brain. You have to say chicks. Dang it.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

I had to I had to teach all these good people about girth this last weekend.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

All these good people? All the good people heard the Oh, the good people. Raise your hand for the girth. So the good people being the sports people that you happen to be with?

SPEAKER_01 28:45

Yeah, they're like really innocent people.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Why were you talking about girth? Were you talking about the podcast?

SPEAKER_01 28:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Because we talked about girth.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

My favorite part, talking about our podcast, and then I'll I'll just say the title of what it is to people, and then they're like, well, what's that about? And I go, hmm. Guess you're gonna have to listen, huh? Sucker. It's almost like we do that on purpose. It's almost like we hooked and baited them. Real god.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

Okay, stunning.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

Okay, I'm kind of over this game, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

Do you have anything exciting um around the corner?

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Let me see. Let me see. Let me check my calendar.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

It's hurting my feelings just because I know that we have plans here in the next couple days.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

Oh, duh. Yeah, Friday. We have a game night.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

And we're gonna make our own pizzas.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

And we're making our own pizza.

SPEAKER_02 29:30

Yeah, that'll be fun.

SPEAKER_01 29:31

That is gonna, we're gonna have to come up with better games for game night. Well, we're gonna use like cards and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Yeah, and there there will be like youths there. So we'll I hope we play imposter. I love imposter.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Oh, I love imposter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

So like mafia kinda, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Yeah, imposter's like we can't play with two people, so no.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

One day, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

One day when we get our a third friend.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:53

Not at like a guest on here, we'll play imposter.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

Okay, yeah. I mean, I I feel like we're really good at our friendship. We don't really need to bring in strays.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

We don't need to bring in a stray, but if I find a stray on the street, I might have to give them some water and put them on the mic.

SPEAKER_02 30:08

Oh, that's sweet.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

Put them on the mic.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

Don't feed the strays.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

Never mind.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Okay, well, as always, it's been a damn delight.

SPEAKER_01 30:21

I love you so much. I love you so much. I can't wait. I next time we meet, it might actually have to be in your neck of the woods.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

We'll have to see.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

Pretty soon I'm gonna be here a lot more consistent.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

So thank god.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

So it'll be pumping these out like nothing.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

I hope everyone this week has such a great week. Think positive, you know, just think the good things, even if you're getting shit on. Yeah, just wipe that shit off and throw it back at them.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

Yeah, in a positive way.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

And say thanks. I love you so much. Bye.