Bringing Pranks and Paradise to the Table

STERLING K BROWN. The man and the legend. If you dont know, watch Paradise. Be sure to find a doomsday bunker with an underground city.  What are the best April Fools pranks? Pranking your boss to do a rectal exam on a patient? Because that was hilarious! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:15

Hi. Hi, how's it going? I'm so good.

unknown 0:21

Great.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

Happy Friday. Who's calling? Friday, Friday. Oh, it's just my little angel um sister-in-law with my sweet angel nephew. Pictures. He's just the cutest. We love him. So cute. Um, anyway, how are you? What's new? Scooby-Doo? I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Everyone asked me that question, and I go, don't know, everything goes blank. What's new? Okay, I did not write this in my notes, but I got a dartboard. I'm very excited about it. Is it up? Of course. Oh. Yeah, it's in the garage. It was quite a process. Yeah. Um, Michaela did it all, honestly. I don't do anything that has to do with hammer and nails, and you've seen me with a drill before.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Yeah, no, Michaela's in charge of the nailing.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

Wild. Correct. She's very good at nailing. And I'm just good at sitting back.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Personality higher.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Yeah, I had the drinks. Anyways, and played the games, and so I've been forcing Michaela and Sam or somebody to play darts with me every night. You are a competitive curly. Yeah, but it's just like fun. Sam is my 11-year-old, um, wants to put up whoever he's playing in his football game that week, because uh spring football just started. He wants to put their logo up so that he can throw darts at them to get in the game mindset. What do you think about that? Oh do you think that's bad?

SPEAKER_03 1:50

Um, here's the thing. Contrary to what my hat says, go sports. Go sports. Um, I care very little about sports. And with that being said, I'm just like not, that's not where my competition is not my thing. Okay. So like I can't give any advice on like being a good competitor or like what those boundaries are because I I don't know. As just like a from my standpoint, I mean that's weird. But I also could I can't relate to caring enough to want to like throw a dart at a team, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

That's the thing, is I don't think he cares enough. I think it's just more of like the action. Like great, it's for the drama effect.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Yeah, he's all about the drama, and I love that for him, and so no, I'm on board. I mean, I'm on board, I trust you. Okay, yeah, no, you're the sporty one, so if that makes sense to you, make sense to me.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

I mean, I never did that because I didn't care about the other team, I just cared about like how I played. Interesting, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, because I have no control over the other team, right? You only have control over what you can do. So I just would try to get in my own mindset. Okay. And my dad would give me poems about adversity before my basketball games.

SPEAKER_03 3:04

Do you remember any of them?

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Um, no, because he just didn't know how to like speak words to me, so he would find poems on Google and print them out.

SPEAKER_03 3:12

Print them out?

SPEAKER_02 3:13

He would. He'd print them, I would have them on the my bedside table if I was having a hard time in sports. I would get a poem.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

That's really sweet.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

I know it is really sweet.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Also, he tried. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Yeah. He said, I don't have the words, but someone out there does. Emerson. Bro, whatever. Oh my gosh. Oh, was that one? Emerson was one of his basketball players.

unknown 3:36

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

Well, I meant more of like a poet, but yeah. He could also be a poet. It could be two things at once.

SPEAKER_03 3:43

He's a poet, he doesn't know it. Yeah. Okay, crazy.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

Anyways, how are you? How's your week been? You were you were in Boise and then you were back in Haley, and now you're back in Boise. Quick turnaround.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

Yep, always. And honestly, like Blue Sky in Boise, Luke Holmes dropped a new album. It's it's all got me feeling a certain way. Like I'm I'm doing good. I'm feeling hyped on being alive. Oh my gosh, that's amazing. Correct, I know. I I think I'm like the perfect level of medicated and like sunshine hitting my skin, and I'm just feeling good. You know, I'm happy. Good for you. Today. The the winter blues are over. The blues never came my way, you know. I would say I actually had a pretty peaceful winter. Great medication does wonders on my mindset.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

I don't know if I talked about this last time, but my medication is blue and orange. Did I say that? Blue orange? Blue and orange. Boise State? It's Boise State. Bleed blue. Yeah, and so now every time I take it, I'm just like, well, if I don't take my antidepressant, how am I gonna be a Boise State fan?

SPEAKER_03 4:49

No, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Again, the competitive nature in your brain.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

I know.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

Yeah, it's whatever gets you motivated.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

What gets you motivated?

SPEAKER_03 4:59

That's a really good question. Um, my family, my friends, my dog. I want to, you know, show up, be the best version of myself for the people around me.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

I feel like Dax is your biggest motivator.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Your dog. Literally, okay, so I'm in voicing right now because but because I'm only here for a very short period of time, I didn't bring Dax. I woke up at 8:30 and I was like, I can't just go on a walk by myself. I was like, I I would feel like I'm cheating on the big boy. So I I couldn't do it. I I just like walked around in my underwear like lost all morning.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Doing circles in your kitchen.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

Yeah, and then finally I was like, I guess I'll do homework.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

So I worked on my paper, but yeah, dogs just make everything better. Speaking of dogs, big news. My landlord, so we rent this house. Actually, I have lots of big news. Okay. Full of them. Okay, so we rent this house. We've been here almost a year. We love our landlords, they're just like the sweetest couple, they treat us so well, and we have a good relationship with them. Um, first of all, they asked if we would be willing to buy this house later. They like offered. They're like, we have had offers of people wanting to buy, but like, we're gonna tell them to get lost and lose my number if you guys are interested. And we are so interested. Yeah, it's beautiful. I love this house. Um, so hopefully we get to stay here forever. And then we've been asking them if we could get a dog because originally in our contract, you couldn't have pets in this house. But there's a dog door in the house, it's already built in, it's meant for a dog. Um and they told me a couple days ago that we can get a dog. Green light. Green light. So yeah, so we are now on the hunt, obviously, like rescuing, adopting no puppies. Um, and so you know.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

You can adopt a puppy. We just don't do puppy mills.

SPEAKER_02 6:53

We don't do puppy. Yeah, I we could adopt a puppy, but we don't really want to at this time. Oh, I think I'm not ready for a puppy. Puppies are a lot. Yeah. I don't want to like do with the biting, the chewing, like ruining shit.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:09

Like I want this dog to already be in its ways.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Plus, also, if you get a puppy, then you literally have no one to blame but yourself.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

Like they're oh, with their like behavior? Correct.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

I can look at Dax and be like, oh no, somebody else taught him that. That wasn't me. And because he had four whole years prior to our relationship. But like if you have a puppy like Navage, that's on you. You you done did that. That's true. So, you know.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Same with children though. I hope people realize that.

SPEAKER_03 7:37

Oh, that's why I'm only adopting 10 plus. I only want adolescence so that I can blame it on someone else. That's a good that's a good point.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Yeah, okay. Yeah, so we um yeah, I already have a dog in mind, actually, that we're gonna go look at, and he is almost like a mini version of Dax. And my heart is just so pulled toward towards him, and so I'm very excited. I really hope it works out. Oh my goodness. We're gonna go see him next week.

SPEAKER_03 8:03

Yeah, I mean, Dax is an angel, so like anybody who even like resembles the angel boy.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

Yeah. He's just gonna I'm pretty sure he's girthed from his loins. Yeah. Wait.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

Is that right? Um, which part of that would you think is right? Girthed? Girthed. Birthed. Girthed, I don't believe is a birth. Birthed from the loins? I mean, that would make more sense than girthed.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

I don't even know what a loin is. Do you know what girth is? Yes, we've talked about it.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

I know, but I'm just confused on width. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

It's just the wrong. I use one wrong letter.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

It whits from his his holes. Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_02 8:42

The pup this dog is from Dax's balls.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Yeah. Well, Dax says Nabah's balls city, boy. But he did it a long time ago. He did it a really long time ago. He had really probably good ones because he's a good boy.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

The phrase you're looking for is girding up his loins.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

Girding up his loins. What does that mean? I don't know, I don't like it. I don't like it. But I like any dog that you welcome into your home, and I cannot wait for this adventure. And maybe I'll go on more walk. I just can't.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

They're the best. I know. I need to do that.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

It'll be now your motivation. Correct. Oh, and it'll be my motivation as well. And it we'll all just continue to be motivated, and it'll be beautiful. And I love that breath. You're honey.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

I don't remember what else I wrote in here.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Um, okay, well, great. This is exciting news. Um, as far as the dog comes from. What else is what else is new, you know? Anything happen at work or anything this week?

SPEAKER_02 9:40

What day is it? It's Furday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, April Fool's happened. And normally, like, I'm not an April Fools kind of person, except one time in fifth grade. This isn't really the story, this is a side story. Because a couple days ago, um, I pranked my boss for like hours on end, just over and over again, and it was so funny. And I don't know if it was funny to him, but it was really funny to me and my coworker up front. So we made all of our patients, I work, I work at a chiropractic clinic, and so we got the patients involved, and I had them like I wrote out different tasks for them to do during their like adjustment with the doctor. And um, yeah, so they had to do all sorts of crazy things, but one guy in particular, I think this is where I think I went a little too far. It's good to know.

SPEAKER_04 10:33

It's good to know.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

Yeah, like HR could have been called, but luckily we don't have HR, and if we did, it would be me. And I would let it slide because it's funny. Sure. Um, so I saved this one for for a male patient, of course, but there's a certain type of chiropractic adjustment on your tailbone. It's called a coccyx adjustment. I like where this is going. Okay. And the only re way to reach the coccyx is through the butthole.

unknown 11:03

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

Is anally. And you have to go up there and you have to like hold on to it and then like do an adjustment.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

And this isn't real. You're telling me that your your doctor is butt-fisting these patients. I'm telling you coxics.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

I'm telling you that the adjustment exists. Our doctor doesn't do it. Okay. Okay. He learned about it in school. Okay. And he's like told us about it, but he doesn't do it, but other chiropractors do.

SPEAKER_03 11:31

It's it's his party trick.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

Yeah, no, and he he's like so against, he's not a butthole kind of guy. And understandably. Okay. Okay. He's a doctor, but like he has boundaries. Yeah. So I asked this patient if he would go in. I gave him a glove and I said, put this glove in your pocket. And you gotta ask him for a cocksicks adjustment, and then say, I brought my own glove. And sure enough, this 75-year-old man friend of mine, I love him so much, he um did it. He did it so well, and my boss's face was like, Are you kidding me? Like, I'm gonna have to do this. And this, by the time that this has happened, this was like three hours into my pranking. So he knew all the other pranks we were doing because like patients were having to call him dad the whole time. One called him daddy, and I was like, that was not what you're supposed to do. It was supposed to be dad. But others like had to turn their like shirts on backwards or their shoes on backwards to see if he would notice. He wasn't noticing anything, it was really funny.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

So he had no idea up until this point that this was just nonsense.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

He no, he knew that nonsense was going on before this. So when this patient walked in, he goes, I already know the girls are trying to prank me, so you're not gonna be able to get me. And the patient's like, Oh, okay, yeah. Okay, weirdo. And they just like keep going with the conversation, and then he's like, But I do have a new problem. Can you massage my coccyx? Pulls out the glove, and my boss like takes it, I guess, and like stares at him and is like, um, okay. And then he had to tell him April Fools. Yeah. He got him.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

And I also told the patient, I'd go, Don't worry, your butt is not gonna be touched. Like, nothing bad is gonna happen to you in there. It's just for the storyline, like, it's so funny. This is an insane story. Yeah, so that's what I did at work this week. Yeah. And okay, great.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

The only way for that to have gone better is if he knew you were gonna do that, and he was like, Great, let's get that cocksicks fixed, slaps on the gloves, and just Okay, actually, I have another story.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

So this same patient, I knew he had a good sense of humor because the week prior, him and his wife were in, and I was we were telling them, like, oh, be ready next week. We're gonna be doing April Fool's pranks, blah blah blah. And his wife was like, one time I sent it, it was supposed to be a candy gram to his office to work. Like, I went through the the phone book to find this lady, and it turned out she was a hooker, and she did a whole performance on her husband at his place of work that he owned, and his parents were also there. Wait, that's insanity. And he was like, it was crazy. He's like, I had to ask her to like stop and leave because he's like, she was taking me right on the floor right there, and I'm like, no fucking way. And his wife just looks at me, she's like, What's wrong with that? Like, that's so funny. Like, she to this day, yeah, she thinks it's hilarious and that nothing's wrong with it.

SPEAKER_03 14:26

Yeah, no, that's just like how we roll.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

Yeah, so I want to be like that when I'm older and just like give no fucks, just like silly little pranks.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Silly little hookers.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Who cares if a hooker straddles your partner at their workplace?

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Not me. No, I encourage it. Yeah, totally.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

Totally, totally. So, yeah, that's that was what I am bringing to the table is April Fool's pranks.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

Oh, what a day. Um, I'm so happy for you. Thanks. I guess what am I bringing to the table? Um, I had an obsession this week. I worked through it, I discovered it, experienced it, and worked through it all in one week's time. Wow. Yeah, that's fast. Yeah. Um, it'll make more sense when I tell you what it is. And I'm sure other people have seen this, but have you seen the show or heard the show Paradise on Hulu? I've heard of the show. Oh my lord, it is so good. It's okay. It I mean, I know that I'm a year behind because like it's season we're on it's season two just ended. But first of all, a moment for Sterling K. Brown. Sexiest man alive.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Like the way that I just like on my screen, I he I feel safer in my home, knowing he's on my screen. Which means he just exudes sexy, safety, protective into it. I love him. Okay, good to me. Anyway, it's but it's the show's premise is really interesting, and I do think you'd like it. It's um what is it about? It's okay, so like some like natural disaster. Yeah, some like natural disaster happens, and Sterling is um the Secret Service, works for the president, and the president is part of this group who like knew that this natural disaster was gonna happen, so they created like an underground like world or whatever, so city, so that people could like live there once the natural disaster happens. But then, like some twists and turns, I'm not gonna spoil it, whatever. But it's very like um dystopian conspiracy, yeah, conspiracy.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

If like I feel like that already exists.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

That's what I'm saying. I'm that's what I'm saying. I'm like, this show is like if Sterling wasn't there to comfort my nerves, I would be feeling very anxious about what's going on.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Because it could happen at any moment, but then like it turns out outside of this bunker, like people are like trying to figure out how to survive, like creating new, like apocalypse kind of scenarios. So it's just very interesting. And I one, I'm a hundred percent sure I wouldn't find myself in the bunker just based off of like my connections. It doesn't really seem like any of you guys are gonna get me there. Um excuse me? You think you have ties to the bunker? Yeah, I got ties.

SPEAKER_02 17:18

Who do you know? I got so many patients.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

Oh, you're freaking patients.

SPEAKER_02 17:24

My freaking patients, they're my best friends, and I got ties.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Okay, okay, well then I guess we'll see.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

I literally actually know one with a bunker right now.

SPEAKER_03 17:33

Okay, let's check it out. Because I have it, if we need it, we're going. But what if they lock us in there?

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Actually, they wouldn't because his wife stores food like for years in there. Like they have food for the food.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

That's what the doomsday preppers are doing. Yeah. And I understand it.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

But I wouldn't want to live if it was like an underground city, if it was just like, hey, we got a place under here, there was still like a gas station. So I get a Red Bull.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

Number one priority, Chevron. There better be a grab and go for your Red Bulls.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

There are no convenience stores, then I don't want to be a part of it. Then how convenient could it be? Correct. But there are underground cities, they're like discovering them and shit. Where? America! Tell me more. Where? I should have done more research. According to my TikTok. Okay. I should have I should have re-looked it. Because this was like a month ago. Do you have any TikTok videos I've watched since now and then? Probably like a million. Millions. Okay. Or a thousand, probably a million. Yeah. Um, so there's underground cities that these guys have like found. I don't know if it's under like New York or Philip.

SPEAKER_03 18:44

These men have found? We're trusting the men.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

The men are the only ones going into a dark underground cave. The women aren't going into it. Well, then that's not good. The women have a hard enough time crossing the street with a lamp. I ain't going underground. To God knows what? To the bunker. Okay, so under there, and there was like whole like fans and laboratories, and like there was like stores and shopping carts. Like there was a whole underground city that's already came and went. Shopping carts? Yes. If you had fucking TikTok, I could send you this shit. Did you confirm? Did you give it a goog? Google TikTok's better than Google sometimes. Okay. Yeah. I stand firm on that because we're being very censored. Censored. In the United States of America. We barely even know what's going on with our own war. Yeah. And yeah, so I get my I get my info from TikTok and I will stand by it.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

Okay. Stunning. Um yeah, I mean, I'll we'll we'll do some research and reconvene, maybe. Okay. But I'll I'll take your word for it. And in the meantime, I would love it if you would watch Paradise. Okay. I think it's No, it sounds good. It is really good. And like James Marsden, I can't. And what's it on? Netflix? Hulu.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

Hulu. And um again, like I can't stress it enough. Sterling. K. Brown. Chefskis. Stunning. I only know him in this as a Oh, he's maybe the sexiest man alive.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

He's in an episode of Brooklyn Nine High. And it's actually one of the better episodes of the best episode of Brooklyn 99.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Yeah, he needs to he needs to be everywhere. Okay. Because I mean like he's like with my eyes closed, like he's right here, but I need him to be more places. Start a petition. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

Starts here first. Yeah, that's who you want to see in everything. Who do I want to see in like everything? Oh, I know. Hannah burner. Hannah burner. Peach, just throw that.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

Peach. Peach and Hannah. Um uh wow that I can't believe we haven't even talked about the biggest news that's been happening.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

I open my phone and it's the only thing I see if I open Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, LinkedIn. Indeed.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

No, this is what the people are talking about.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Amanda and West are dating from Summer House.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

So from Summer House, which is a show that we both watch. We love it. Um, it's where we discovered Paige and Hannah. Um, but one of the characters just got a divorce, or not characters, I guess they're like it's reality shows. Yeah, they're real people. One of the people. Uh, she just got a divorce. Amanda just divorced Kyle. Everyone was like, finally, nobody liked Kyle. Yada yada yada. Immediately she's making this decision to be in a relationship with her best friend's ex, who we are currently watching in real time the season where this ex West is exploring, like possibly having feelings for Sierra. It's just, it's a it's a hot mess. It's a hot sprout.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

Yeah, it's a shit show. Like, okay, you get divorced after 10 years. I get it. You want to go out and like be single, pick. Make anybody but your best friend's ex that who's still in love with him. Also who she's still in love with.

SPEAKER_03 22:06

Yeah, and also like don't claim to like ride for each other and be like Sierra supported you through this disaster of a marriage. She's like been champion y championing you and like pushing you to just like be free and like choose yourself. Choose yourself and choose love and all this stuff. And then the your first free decision is to go and like fuck her ex. Yeah. Not into it.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

And I think it's been going on for like a year. Like longer than just now.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

Yeah. And I personally.

unknown 22:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Yeah. And I I'm not here to say I would I I hope not, just because like sad. But also like the it's weird because the statement that they released, there was no like account. But there was also no like love declaration. It was just like, yeah, it's new, yeah, we want to like explore it. Bitch, you're you're giving up your best friend for a fling. All of your best friends. Like for a fling? Like, I this doesn't make any sense to me.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

No, I agree. And what what I see online is people are like, what is so charming about West?

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Couldn't tell you. And I don't know because he's my favorite. No, I I like him.

SPEAKER_02 23:16

I'm mad at I'm very mad at him. Like he is just as equally as fucked up in this, in the sense.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

Well, especially if what we're watching of last summer, like it's not genuine, his feelings about Sierra. If he is fucking around with Amanda and also pursuing Sierra, trash.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

And I'm pretty sure he also was hooking up with other girls at the same time. I mean, that's been his thing.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

He's been hooking up with everyone. Sounds like my ex-boyfriends. Even Dara or whatever that girl, she was like, no, he's the best person in the world unless you're in love with him. It's like, correct. He is incapable of doing the real thing, which is fucking fine. Nobody's making you do it. Maybe just like don't tear infrastructures of friendship apart while you like just want to get it in.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Yeah, no, that makes sense. It's a bummer. I feel bad. I hope Sierra has her big come up from this.

SPEAKER_03 24:08

And also like Sierra is so fucking stunning. Like she's inside and out though.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

Like she has such a good heart, and I love her high standards, not only for like the men in her life, but her friends, like she really has those high standards, and more people should have that.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

Yeah, no, and uh, I think that she like she carries herself in a really great way, and I just hope that she can do that.

SPEAKER_02 24:34

Do you see that Michael B. Jordan is possibly interested in doing that?

SPEAKER_03 24:39

Down. That is a perfect pairing. Right? Wow, that feels ideal.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Yeah. Imagine sitting in on that anything that they do.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

West, eat your fucking heart out. Like Michael B. Jordan, no, you couldn't even be in the same room as him. So, like, I hope you feel like a loser. Yeah, it's about Merva situation. But I am so I'm so glad they haven't recorded the reunion yet. I know that we get to see this all play out.

SPEAKER_02 25:07

Yeah, no, I'm I'm very excited. Yeah, absolutely. If you're in town, feel free to come over.

SPEAKER_03 25:11

Oh, I'll make sure I'm in town. Okay. Because this feels like our Oscars. This is my March madness.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

This is madness. No, this is yeah, this was oh no, it came out. Oh yeah, it came out March 31st. Because some people were like, Is this an April Fool's joke? And I'm like, if it is, I'd be so fucked.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Oh, and if it is, Sierra doesn't know about it, and I don't like that. Yeah. That's it wasn't so sad.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

They're actually just bad people.

SPEAKER_03 25:36

Yeah, I agree. Um, okay, well, this is obviously a news podcast because we're covering all of the hot topics. Um but don't even watch CNN. Yeah, we we got it. Um did you bring a game? I did bring a game today. I put together a little just a little icebreaker game. Right. I mean, even though it feels like our ice has been broken for many years now, maybe this is just a time to find deeper ice. I guess I don't know. Okay, so it's just like a little this or that. So I'm just gonna ask you a question and you have to say which of them you ride. Yep. Okay. Morning or night? Night. Oh, interesting. But you go to bed early.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

I know, but I also don't wake up early. Well, like by morning, can it be like a 10:30? Sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 26:28

Okay, so 10 to 30.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

And by night, could it be like eight?

SPEAKER_03 26:33

You really thrive around 30.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

Yeah, like 10 to 10 to 8? Mm-hmm. Fuck me up. Anything after that? Before that? Outside of that.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think I know this one. I mean, I think I know all of these, but call or text. Call? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

I am a caller. Yeah. I do not like the only thing I am texting is just like a a fact. Like a hey, I'll be there at such and such time. I'm not having a conversation. I'm not asking you questions. I'm not asking follow-up questions. Don't send me a paragraph. If you do, I'm gonna respond with three words or I'm gonna call you. Because I don't have time for that. My ADHD, I have so many thoughts. You want me to sit down and type out all my thoughts? First of all, it's gonna take forever. It's just not as fun.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:24

I don't want to, I don't want to text.

SPEAKER_03 27:25

Yeah, you want to work through it in real time. I wanna I wanna have like a little bit back and forth. Yeah. Yeah, personally, neither for me. Call or text, no, thank you. You're an in-person. Yeah. And even then, like a schedule ahead. Yeah. Yeah. But how do we schedule with you? Show up. Um pause. Pause or rewind. Pause. Okay. Um, salty or sweet? Both. I know I also feel like I'm really in the middle there. Really in the middle. Like I like French. The idea of eating a French fry wakes me up in the morning. The idea of having a donut puts me to bed. But in a good way. Love them both.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Yeah. No, well, like when I go and get frozen yogurt, I do like half my cup a salty or like a peanut butter chocolatey side. And then I do half my cup like a berry sweet side. Because I want both because I literally can't decide.

SPEAKER_03 28:29

Are you putting gummies on your frozen yogurt? Putting what? Gummies.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

No.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

I know you are because that's oh I for sure. When it hardens a little. Love it.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

No.

SPEAKER_03 28:43

Love it.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Yeah, you love those like SpongeBob gummies.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

Oh, a crabby patty. Krabby patty. Oh, every time I go to a gas station. Krabby patty. You're getting a Red Bull? I'm getting a Krabby Patty.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

I was gonna say when we're underground in our tunnel convenience store, they better have Krabby Patties.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

It's a balanced meal. A Krabby Patty and a Red Bull. Okay, uh Jacob or Edward. I don't know why you're thinking so hard.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

It feels con I just don't care.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

Okay, guys, that was our episode today. Yeah, I really don't care. How upsetting.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Can I ask you, Jacob or Edward? Obviously, Edward. Yeah. Who doesn't want a sparkly pink disco ball penis?

SPEAKER_03 29:26

Pink? He's pale.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

He's white. Yeah, he probably has pink. He's white. Yeah, but when the blood rushes to his penis, it's gonna have a pink undertone.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

Okay, they all do, babe. That's true. Okay, great. Um, Nick, Winston, or Schmidt?

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Uh for what? Am I like fuck Mary Kill?

SPEAKER_03 29:46

No, for like Winston. Camaraderie.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Camaraderie.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

Yeah, who are you, who are you like, your who's who are you doing life with? Who's your buddy?

SPEAKER_02 29:59

Honestly, that's so hard. I love Nick. I know it is.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

Um I think I'm gonna choose Nick. I also think I choose Nick. I love Winston, especially like at the end, but it takes him so long to like it takes the show such a long time to like navigate where he is in as a character. But like Nick, it's just like he's just fun times. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Can I tell you why I would pick Winston? Yeah, why would you pick Winston?

SPEAKER_00 30:29

So the show does I agree, the show kind of does take it a while for to get to like Winston's arc. He proves he's a bad prankster, so you could always prank him. He's a pretty solid wingman, and he's hilarious, even though he is crazy bett as cat.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Yeah, he does love for that.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

But then he pulls Allie and like respect, man.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

Yeah. So yeah, Winston's good for the dudes. Yeah. For the dudes. There's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_00 30:57

And then he got the girls out, and he's like, Schmitz, my lover on the town. That was like the best bit.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

No, he's he yeah, he's a good one. I I I yeah, it's hard because really I'm not complaining about any of them. I know.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Like if I was gonna go in a TV show, like if I had to be placed into a TV show and be with the characters, it probably would be New Girl.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Yeah, no, I they yeah, they have some good times. Okay, driver or passenger princess? Passenger princess. Who's driving then? Because Michaela's not driving. Yeah, she is. She doesn't like to drive. She does now.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

I taught her. Never too late to learn. No, sir. Yeah, when we first started dating, she had so much anxiety. Yeah. Because she's from like very small town Montana, moved to Boise, never seen like more than two lanes on a road. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

So I suppose, yeah. But you mean like the freeway?

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Or like a two by two. Um, anyways, so she always had so much anxiety, and I always had to drive, and then finally I was like, I'm gonna need you to drive sometimes. And then she got sober, and a lot of her anxiety went away, and now she drives all the time. Yeah. So now I have a DD, so I can have like a roadie in the car. I can just be a peasant. She got sober. Good thing I have a sober fiance. Okay, perfect. I'm literally living the best life. Yeah. Yeah. TikTok or Instagram. Instagram. TikTok.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

Okay. Dance or sing.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Sing.

SPEAKER_03 32:38

Yeah. Okay, this is the final one.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

I don't know why I'm taking so long for this. This is a rapid file.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

This is the final one. This is maybe the most important. Okay. Okay. High school musical or white chicks.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

Oh my gosh, that's such a hard one. That's such a hard one. I love both of those movies so much. Like one like doesn't have to like One and No Lon. One no longer exists. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:08

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 33:13

Okay, I oh my god. So hard. I'm gonna choose White Chicks that no longer exists. Okay. So I'm choosing high school musical. Yeah. But I'm gonna keep white chicks in my mind so that I could make it exist now. Okay.

unknown 33:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

You mean like I'm gonna bring it to life now.

SPEAKER_03 33:30

Okay. It's not gonna be well received.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

I don't think so either, but it's so funny. Okay. I say it all the time. Credit card ID.

SPEAKER_03 33:42

Yeah. No, it's it's not really a movie that I connected with, so I don't understand those references, but I think that's great.

unknown 33:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

And I respect your decision. And I personally can't wait for this woke white chicks that you're gonna create. And I am excited, I'll be the first one in the theater.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

Great, can't wait. I actually have a lot of ideas for movies. Yeah, I don't know who I talked to about that, but someone call me. You can talk to me about it.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

Call me. Call me. Um, okay. Well, great. As always, it's been such a damn delight.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

The delightfulness.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

And love you so much, and we'll see y'all next time. Bye. Bye.