SPEAKER_03 0:14

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Oh, wait, that's copyright.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

No. Saying welcome, welcome, welcome. Yeah, because somebody else does that. Yeah, somebody prominent does that.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

Ba-ba-ba.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

We'll see you guys next week.

SPEAKER_02 0:29

I like how we're looking at a fake camera that doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

It did exist last time, and I don't know why I keep looking over there.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

Yeah, I have my spot marker. It's uh the big penguin.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Yeah, penguina. Um, okay, great. How's it going?

SPEAKER_02 0:46

Good. I threw out my back. Of course you didn't. That's what happened. I know. I'm feeling 32. You want to know how I threw out my back? It's honestly embarrassing. Okay. Holding somebody else's baby. Was it a big baby? No. It wasn't a big baby. It was a seven-month-old baby. I mean, he was a little heavy, but like, and I was leaned back, bad posture. Baby was screaming crying in the office. Okay. I was at work. It was obviously somebody else's baby. And so I offered to take him outside to see if like the sunshine and fresh air. So I stayed out with him and walked around the parking lot for a half an hour trying to get this baby to sleep. And the next morning I woke up and I couldn't move. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, I like I like bulged a disc. So I've been wearing a back brace. Luckily, I work at a chiropractic.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

I was gonna say the best place in the world for your back brace. So fortunate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Because I get all the treatment, decompression tables.

SPEAKER_01 1:47

Yeah, Michaela can work out your bulge.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Yes. She said that's a nice bulge. But I couldn't move, I couldn't like bend forward, backwards. It was honestly there was no hokey pokey to be done. No, I I was just like not helpful. I couldn't do things around the house really, which was really annoying. Um you seem to be on the mend. No, I am. Today's my best day so far. I've been wearing a back brace at work.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Ugh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

No, I'm like old.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Yeah. But I'm on the mend. Things are getting better. Touch and go, but I'm really glad to hear that you're making it. Thank you. That's a relief. Have you thrown out your back? Oh, I've quite a quite a number of times. Yeah. No, you don't heft around these balloons and think that there's not damage to be done. Yeah, no, I actually like last year or what was it last year? Yeah, I like really threw out my back and I went to your place of business and did some treatment for a few months. And yeah, it's been pretty steady since then. Still, you know, comes and goes.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

But for the- Not like it was.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

I I remember you like couldn't even walk in your shoes.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Yeah, no, it was bad. And when they did my um my scans, what is that called? An x-ray? When they did my x-rays, he said something was wrong, but I can't remember.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Oh, yeah. So what I mean. My x-ray is so like crooked, like I have like a hard, hard pass to the left. Yeah. And so sometimes I like to make it go back and forth really quick, and I go, to the window, to the wall. To the wall. And my boss doesn't think it's that funny. Like, we'll be like going over x-rays, like facials, and I'll put it up on the screen.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Because I think it's funny. It's like a dancing skeleton. You're just like a creature of chaos in your office.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

Well, I have to have fun somehow. Yeah. Otherwise, I'm dead inside. Yeah. Well, yeah. So if I'm not the one bringing the fun, who's going to bring it? That's for damn sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Yeah. Okay, that seems fair.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

Allow it.

unknown 3:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

X-rays are crazy. You can see my IUD in my x-ray. Damn. See the little T.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

If you were on your period, could they see a tampon?

SPEAKER_02 4:00

No. That's a good question. That is a good question. Yeah, no, I've never seen a tampon. I've seen nipple piercings, belly button piercings.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Would you ever get your nipples pierced?

SPEAKER_02 4:12

No. My no. Me and my nipples are very close. Yeah. I would never do anything to her.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

My nipples are pretty far apart, actually. At this point in my age, I don't even ever see them. They are, we went different directions.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

I've been going up and they've been going down for quite some time.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Yeah, so that seems like just none of my business.

SPEAKER_02 4:38

That's hilarious. Would you pierce yours?

SPEAKER_01 4:41

No. No, no, no. But also, like, I got a breast reduction when I was in high school. And I don't have a lot of like feeling in my situations. So it'll be nice when you breastfeed your baby. That's so true because I mean everything I've heard is that it doesn't feel good.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

And I don't, yeah. So that is one nice thing about you know, not having that connection.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

Did people in your high school knew you got got a breast reduction? Was it like actually? Because you know, like we know when the star athlete tears their ACL and they get surgery and they got crutches, but like, did they know that you were walking around and just like Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

So really good question. I have two points of that. One, as my little brother Charlie points out, I didn't have that many friends, so it wasn't really coming up a lot. Um, and then two, I was dating my boyfriend at the time. Um, am I on again, off again boyfriend? Love my life.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Was he there for you for the surgery?

SPEAKER_01 5:41

So so he okay, so I was in what? I must have been a junior, so you know, like frontal lobe not fully formed. No. Um, and I was yeah, it yeah. So then my my best friend at the time like told him she was like, Okay, Meg's gonna tell you something tonight, like on your date, like make sure you're super supportive. And that's all she had said to him. And then like we went out to eat, and um he was just like so anxious the whole time, obviously, like waiting to hear what I was gonna say. And the way that I phrased it was, I'm gonna get my boobs smaller. But he thought I had said, I'm getting my poop smaller. So the way that he looked, the way that this man looked at me, sorry, this child looked at me, he was just like, Oh, oh, okay. Because like in his head, he's like, I have to be supportive. So he was just like panicking about how to support my smaller bowel movements, and and then finally I was like, Oh, like, okay, so you don't have any questions? And he goes, I don't know, I'm kind of scared to ask questions. And then we discovered there had been a little bit of a miscommunication. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. And then yeah, no, he was great. He brought me flowers after, um, and yeah. Good.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

I think that tells a lot about a man slash partner, is how they are there for you post-surgery. Yeah. Or like medical procedure or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Yeah. Correct. Yeah, no, he did he did great. I mean, he did the best that a high schooler would do.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Yeah. Oh no, I remember my high school boyfriend did not show up for my surgery, and there's a video of me after anesthesia crying about how he's such an asshole because he's not there and he wasn't answering any of my phone calls.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

What was your surgery?

SPEAKER_02 7:33

Um, I had knee surgery, but then I also but the one that I'm thinking about, like my real video is my wisdom teeth video. Oh. But he was also not there for my knee surgery. It was an 0 for two situation.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Yeah, yeah. He had his chance.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Yeah. I had another boyfriend not pick me up after getting endometriosis surgery.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Yeah, I was around for that one.

SPEAKER_02 7:51

Yeah. And uh he forced me, not forced. My mom was supposed to pick me up after surgery. And my boyfriend at the time was like, no, so controlling. I have to pick you up. Like, I'm gonna do it after surgery. Call, no answer. Call, no answer. Nurses calling, no answer. I am just like sobbing in my like post-op room, being like, who's gonna come get me? And where was he? Oh, at home. He just didn't have his phone by. He oh where where is his phone? No idea. Yeah, no idea.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

So then did your mom come and get you or was he just super late?

SPEAKER_02 8:35

No, he was just super late. And I'm pretty sure that was the start of the downfall of that relationship.

SPEAKER_01 8:41

Yeah, it's good to know.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Yeah, no, I did call my mom as well, but he eventually answered.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

And yeah. Well, I mean, you're obviously not still at the hospital, so like it worked out. Yeah, that was in 2021, so I did make it.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:56

Luckily. Luckily, okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Well, solid. Yeah. I would, anyways.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

Um yeah, um, so you had a football game last night. Sammy, how was Sammy's first game? You're wearing his colors. He is the jet. There's still not a camera.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

But fake camera. Yeah. She is wearing a ghost sports green. So next game, you can wear that. Okay. Um the jets, you said? They're the jets, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

Once you're a jet, you're a jet till the end.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

I know you'd bring in some sort of musical theater.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Yeah. So, um, you know, it was it was fine. They kind of suck, but whatever. Okay, youth sports, like the bar's low. The bar is low, but the price tag is high. Okay. $200 for what? For what? Like, I am so tempted to go out and run my own practice, first of all. Yeah. Or hire Michaela to do practice. I don't know why men are in charge of like sports stuff. I understand men being like coaches and coaching the players on like the fundamentals. Out of all of our youth sports experiences, no men should be running the schedule, the email communication, the website, all the shit. Yeah, the communication is so bad.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Yeah, the admin is not being taken care of.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

No admin. Like, I have to email every time I need a question answered, and they only will answer like half of one question when I asked three. And I'm like, okay, so what are we supposed to where are we supposed to go for practice? Yeah. He didn't even get his uniform until they were stepping on the field for his game yesterday. Luckily, it fit. He just put his jersey and stuff over his other clothes because he's like, Well, I'm not getting naked, I'm not going down into my underwear in front of hundreds of people. And I'm like, Yeah. It was also really, really cold and windy.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

So like, what are the what's the age range of these coaches? Like, who is so the coaches are um volunteer. But his are there like kids on the team?

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Yes, I think I think this coach, yeah, he has a kid on the team. Okay. And the kid played the whole time, the kid sucks, but whatever. Okay. Nepotism. Literally nepotism. I'm like, get out of here. Yeah. So yeah, I'm just kind of over it. I'm ready. I don't know if we just like need to start a new sports team or like program. Or I just don't understand why all of these football leagues and sports leagues can't seem to get it together. Like you're taking hundreds and hundreds of people's money, like so much money, you can't hire one admin person.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Yeah. Or at least like have higher standards, or or so it's hard because I I'm hearing that these are volunteers, like they're not getting paid for it. So if I were volunteering my time, I too would probably be like, bitch, I don't have time for your freaking this, that, or the other thing. However, if you are charging a certain amount of money, like then pay somebody to handle this. Yeah. Like it it or lower the price of the freaking team.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Or like ask for a volunteer admin member for each team.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

But like get a team mom on board, but then But again, like if you're if it's paying or costing families this much, then where is that money going? Correct. Invoice it, break it down for me.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

I would love to know where it's going.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Yeah, because there explain to me why people shouldn't be getting compensated to do this correctly versus whatever nonsense is happening.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

I'll pay a 20 extra $20 to compensate and get a good coach and have them have structure and yeah, just like stipend like fucking like $400 for a season.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

Great, correct.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

Yeah. So I'm just like, I'm frustrated. It's been a couple years that Sam's been in sports, and it's just the same thing no matter what. Like we've done different sports, different leagues, different everything, and it's the same across the board. Yeah. So it's frustrating.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

No, I yeah, I feel like this has been so ongoing for you. Very frustrating.

SPEAKER_02 13:13

Where are the women? Bring on the ladies. Sam even says that. He's like, oh, my practice is just like so unorganized. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, if an 11-year-old is saying that, correct? Get with it.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

An 11-year-old masking as a hundred-year-old, though.

SPEAKER_02 13:29

Like, I know, he's like Benjamin Button.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Yeah, and no, he he's a little bit his frontal lobe is in fact formed.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

He tries to argue with me all the time because he wants to learn how to drive, and I keep telling him, not yet. And I'm like, your frontal lobe is like not even halfway there. Yeah. And then he's like, no, I think mine's farther along.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

I think it is a little farther along as well. I think there are other reasons maybe we don't need to be driving yet. Just like age, yeah, getting pulled over.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

No, no, no, not on the road, like like in a parking lot or like a field. Because I learned how to drive. A field. I learned how to drive in a field.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Yeah, but we're not in Moses Lake. Where where is this field?

SPEAKER_02 14:14

We'll find a field. Yeah, he wouldn't be on like a road, but I'll teach him how to start driving eventually.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Great. Get that.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

I'll borrow your car.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

It will make no difference. My little bumper car bumps off of everything. That's true. So it's fine. That's funny. So yeah. Um, what about you? No, I didn't go to any football games this week. I know it comes as a shock, as a surprise. No, I've just been um uh knee deep in school, forcing myself to give a fuck. And it's been great.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Remember at the beginning of this, you were like, I just really hope like my goal for the year is to stay motivated and go to school.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Yeah, and what's a little bit of a bummer about us doing this podcast is that now I am recorded saying that, and I can't be like, no, I don't unfortunately that was me. But I also like I care so much about like one of my classes, but the other class is a research methods class, and like just I'm so sorry, I cannot care. Like, I it just it's it's I'm having a hard time locking in to hundreds of pages about research methods and instruments, just and I and my professor was like, I know a lot of you think that this isn't gonna apply to you. Me, me currently thinking that, but I'm gonna have to because it's not really an option. But I mean, there's some, you know, I love my other class. My other class is a human behavior class, so enjoying that.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

But have you started looking at people different now that you're researching human behavior? Um are you diagnosing people on the street?

SPEAKER_01 16:01

No, because one I I that's not my goal in this entire like I'm not trying to get to a point of like diagnosing people. I am more of just like aware on interactions that I see people having and that I have, and like how my interactions are like impacting other people, if that makes sense, or like how even when I'm like talking to friends or talking to like Mitchell, just like I do have moments sometimes where I'm like, oh, let's like clock in as like a social worker just to practice, and I'll like ask like motivational interviewing questions or like kind of handle situations like that, which is probably really fucking annoying for for Mitchell who just wants to talk shit, and I'm like, but let's dig deeper.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

Oh, that's me all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like the perfect voice, too.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

Yeah, and it's like I I want to like it's good for me to have that practice, um, but it's definitely taken up some brain space. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

I feel like I would love to take that class.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

It's a good one. I think yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

I study it all the time with no background knowledge except my own. Yeah, I diagnose people all the time, even though I'm not a doctor. Yeah, I think I'm pretty good though. Great. I think I'm pretty spot on.

SPEAKER_01 17:22

Yeah. What would you diagnose me with? Awesomeness disease. Yeah, totally. Brad.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

You're I'm glad that you spoke up sooner so that I didn't actually speak up.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

Yeah, me too. No, I don't need to hear that kind of negativity. I'm fragile. I'm just kidding, I wasn't gonna say anything bad. No, that's okay. I'm well aware of what I have going on. Um well, stunning. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

I brought so something that has been on my mind lately. Yeah. Um, we have a friend, a single friend. We do, and she's just the best person in the whole world. Oh, she's just so funny. Yeah. Um, and she really is trying to find her man. Okay, kind of. I actually I say that lightly. She wants to find her true man, and she is our religious friend, and she loves Jesus and loves going to church, and her and Sam, my 11-year-old child, have that in common. Yeah. So she recently asked me if she could borrow Sam to take to church with her to see if he would be a good wingwoman or your wingman and find her a good man at church.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_01 18:36

Well, my immediate reaction is I can see Sam being a bit of a saboteur, for Sam would love to be this friend's one and only.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Sam's like, yeah, you're yeah, you're saying that he wouldn't find her a mate because he wants to be her mate. Correct. Yeah. He but at the same time, he thinks older people, like thinking somebody older is cute is gross. Yeah. No, he's really inappropriate.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

No, he's confused. Which I'm which I love.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Oh, correct. Yeah, let's encourage that. But at the same time, I mean his actions are showing different. Well, yeah, because we this same friend, like, we hung out with her recently with another person, and they were like really getting along, and Sam didn't like that.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

No, yeah, they were flirting the whole night. Yeah, Sam was and I thought Sam was having a great time, and then we get in the car, and I'm like, So what'd you think of as the the new guy? And he's like, uh, it's kind of annoying. And I'm like, what? Yeah. It's like he's kind of immature. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

Yeah, no, that green little green monster really reared its head. What does that mean? The green monster isn't that like the um uh wait, wait, shh, don't even talk about it. Love you let me figure out what I was saying. The little green jealousy. Jealousy's the little green monster.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

That's saying, right? Have you ever heard that?

SPEAKER_00 20:05

I thought that was greed.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Okay, well, maybe he's greedy with her heart.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Greedy with her heart, yeah. No, he Okay, close to much of herself. So, anyway, so then when our friend asked that, I was like, I think that's a great idea for Sam to go to church with you. You could rent him out. I was like, $50 an hour. And then I $50? Sam would love to go to church.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Shh.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

You should be paying her. Listen, after I sent that text, I go, I can't sell off my child. That's illegal.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

It's illegal to like sell him.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

I am selling, I'm selling him for an hour to go to church with her.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Yeah, but like he's coming back. He's on lease.

SPEAKER_02 20:48

He's on lease. You're renting him out. I'm renting him out. And I just felt like, you know, that's probably not the right thing to do. So I said, you can have him for free. Okay. Um, because I trust her.

SPEAKER_01 20:59

But you have to feed him.

unknown 21:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

Yeah, let's get some let's get something out of this deal. Yeah. And then they're just gonna go around and Sam's gonna find her a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_01 21:08

I can't wait. I can't wait for just so many reasons. Because one, that'll add so much to my plate having to deal with this experience from the other end. But so fun. Okay, so we we're gonna find love in a holy place.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

I just think like maybe people aren't utilizing their children as good as they could be. And I've always said that. I'm like, hey guys, they have good advice.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Yeah, get your yours. Does yours has good advice. Yeah, have you talked to most children out there these days? No, they're not coming up with as good of things.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

That's true.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

I think Sam needs his own podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he tried.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

He did. He tried, he succeeded, and he got kicked off the internet.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Yeah, so maybe we'll give him a little bit of time. But it'll be great. Soon he's gonna be on this couch with us.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

I know. He keeps asking me every time. Because of course he keeps up with my calendar. He's like he's like my little manager. Yeah. And so he's he also looked at our notes today about what we were gonna talk about.

SPEAKER_01 22:13

And I that's good to know because like I I need to make sure I don't put like crazy.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Well, I I was reading it to him, so I was kind of I was like skimming it, but he was sitting next to me.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Do I have I put anything inappropriate in there? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so either.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

You said where do babies come from? And I did skip that. I did not want to ask him that because I don't want to know what he knows yet.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

No, uh I mean I this was a question that came to my mind because I was hanging out with a um five-year-old, as one does, and they were they're like, Miss Meg, do you know where babies come from? And I said, in my in my head, I'm like, and then I was like, I think I do. Where do you think babies come from? And he goes, No, I want to know what you think. And I'm like, I'm not doing this. And I said, No, I really think like I'll feed off of whatever you have to say. And he goes, he like stands up, he like turns his back, so his back's facing to me, puts his head to me, points to his butt, and he goes, right out of the butt. And I said, Glad I didn't go first. Glad I was not the one to break to you. And I said, Sure do. Okay, let's get back to the Legos.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Yeah, yeah. This is not a conversation for Miss Meg to be having.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Yeah, that's not my responsibility.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

So funny. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

No, he he a lot of zingers, a lot of zingers with this one.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

I know you told me he just said something else too.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

Yeah, he was having, he was having, we were cleaning up after breakfast, and I was like, Oh, do you want to finish this? Um, and he would go, he goes, nope, that was not on my bingo card. And I was like, period. Great.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

Yeah, he just Sam said they say the weird things now. Sam's new thing is imagine saying that in the big 26. What does that mean? So, like today we're ordering coffee through the drive-thru. I'm gonna get a him a blue raspberry Italian soda this time. He goes, Imagine ordering that in the big 26. And I'm like, You are you mean in 2026? And he goes, Yeah. And I'm like, we are. And he's like, I know, that's just what they say.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Who's hey? I don't know the kids at school. See, this is what I'm saying about the kids. They don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Oh my gosh, it's so funny though. Bless their heart. I'm intrigued. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

Um, okay, so should we play another little game?

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Yeah, except one quick cue. Okay. Um, have you watched the new season of Love on the Spectrum yet? Um, no. Oh my gosh, you need to. I was like laughing in like a wholesome way. Okay. I love that show. I love it so much. I want it to play forever. And the new season has such a good new guy, Logan. He's so funny. So um please watch. I don't know. I only watched the first episode. Oh, okay. And I was giggling and giggling and then I went to sleep.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

Is he what age range is he? Because maybe we can set him up with our single friend.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

20-something. That's actually a good question. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

That's okay. Figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

Yeah, no, our friend, she our friend is looking for somebody in their late 30s to 60s.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

Not going to discriminate based off age. Discriminate based off gender.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

Do you know what movies that you have? Yeah, what is that movie?

SPEAKER_01 25:47

Discriminate based on gender. Is it high school musical? Nope. I'll give you a clue. Okay. I got a lifetime and knowledge. Oh my gosh, she's the man. Yeah. Best movie in the world.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

Okay. She's the man or high school musical?

SPEAKER_01 26:05

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Which one do you choose?

SPEAKER_01 26:09

It's hard because high school musical not only is like solid entertainment, but it's also like that soundtrack.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

No, I agree. And that I also that was like my sexual awakening with Zach Efron.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

Yeah. I mean, like, how doth one choose? I think I would also have to go high school musical just because one, then I can watch it like with my children one day. I can watch it in old age when I just want to be reminded the younger times.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

We're like 90 in front of our TVs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

We're all in this together.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

You know, that's you. I don't know if we talked about that, how we learned that dance during COVID.

SPEAKER_01 26:51

Yeah, we have so many friends. Did we talk about that? We did? Yeah. Yeah, we're really talented.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

We break it out at parties. That is our party trick. Yeah. One time we jumped into a freezing cold river. I think we did tell that story. We did?

SPEAKER_01 27:05

I think so. Didn't we tell that odds are story?

unknown 27:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

No, no, no. We jumped into the freezing cold river to do the dance, to do the high school musical dance up in the mountains.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Oh, yeah, we did do that.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

Yeah. In 2020, we also, instead of because we were like in our fitness era during quarantine, instead of just like walking the block, we said, no, let's drive an hour and a half up into the mountains because we can, and then we would do a three-mile hike up in the mountains, jump into the river, and come home.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

And we did that a lot. All in a day's work. Yeah. So fun. Well, back then gas wasn't expensive. Yeah, gas is like, I don't even know. I'm gonna I'm gas is so expensive that I'm looking at getting a bike.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Yeah. Oh, not me. Did you know that I bought myself a bike in college and I rode it to call class one time, and then I was like so over it that I refused to write it back. So I just like left it on campus. Are you shitting me? And then I probably left it there for like three months. I would see it every time I went to that class, and I'd be like, not today. And then eventually it was gone, and I said, Fucking few. Don't have to ride that again. Anyway, that was really expensive. One ride. That's crazy. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

Did your do your parents know that story?

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Why would they care?

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Did they buy they didn't buy the bike? You bought the bike?

SPEAKER_01 28:26

No, I mean like my deceased parents did. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Do you think they cared?

SPEAKER_01 28:31

I'll check in later. Now's not a good time. You know what I'm really curious about? Do you remember that $99 Walmart bike that I bought in 2017? Were you upset that I rode it less than one mile one time? Are you disappointed in me? Are you sad? Okay. Great. So let's play a little game. Okay. Let's play um five-second rule. Okay. Okay, so we're gonna take turns asking each other questions. You got five seconds to answer the question.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

I oh wait, you got a little timer?

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Oh, we got a little timer.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

Let's let's hear it. Give me a little. Oh. That wasn't very good.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

I can only imagine that that sounded really beautiful to our listeners. I can only imagine. Okay. Oh, it's still going. Okay. That seemed like more than five seconds. Did I do it twice? I don't know what you did. Okay. It's a fidget. Okay. I'm gonna ask you the first question. Alright. Um, oh, cancel. Um okay. Well, some of these are a little too five seconds, but 20-minute start.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Are they inappropriate?

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Yeah, these ones are a little too much. That's okay. Um well um okay, wow, okay, okay. I'm really panicking here. This is okay, I'm gonna just go back to the first time.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

PG13. Yeah, because those were X. Give me give me an example of one.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

Okay. It was like name three things that you would love to do in bed. Sleep, drool, dream. Okay, well, you had time to spare.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Okay, I can do so many things in bed. Eat, stretch. Stretch? I stretch in bed every night.

SPEAKER_01 30:30

Okay. What do you mean? Yeah, you're a stretchy girl. Okay. Okay, name three things. You name it. You are talking this game. I'm having a really good time.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

I'm just gonna make it up with my head. Okay, that's great. Name three green vegetables.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

Cucumber, celery, cabbage, lettuce. If cabbage didn't. Good job. Okay, great. Then I'm just we're just gonna continue on that train of thought. Okay, name three movies that came out this last year.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

Wicked, wicked two, meme girls two.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

That is a one for one. You wouldn't get that imaginary card. Yeah, that was one for three. Yeah, that was a Bomarooski. Yeah. I don't go to the movies. But you Zootopia 2. That correct. Zootopia 2, Wicked 2. You could have said one battle after another.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

Sinners.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

Sinners. Any of the you didn't you didn't watch any of the Oscar movies? No. One battle after another was fucking good.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

One battle after another? Yeah. Alright. It was really good. As Leo. Yeah. I'm not I'm not a huge fan of Leonardo DiCaprio, but it's okay. That's okay because it's not him, it's his character. Alright. And he's really good. Oh, it's somebody. Okay, never mind. And it's your turn. Okay. Name three. Not so easy, is it? Three plants.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

Tree, bush, cabbage.

unknown 32:12

Cabbage.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

What are the names of plants? I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

I just I like I have been like hydrangeas, peonies, trees.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

Trees, bushes, plants. Great. Okay. Um, okay. Ready? Name three shoe brands.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

Nike, Adidas, and Puma.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

Abuma. Aboom. That's very good. That was really good. Thanks, guys. Did you know I was gonna ask that?

SPEAKER_02 32:44

No. I was even Googling while you were asking. I was multitasking there.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

A man could never.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

Um, name three things on a Christmas tree. Um, um, lint.

SPEAKER_01 32:58

Lint! What are what is it called? What are the little things? Ornaments? No, no. No, okay. Light. That might need to be cut out because that didn't paint me in a good light.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

No, it was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

Okay. Do I still need answer? No, you're good. No, you just you suck. You're uh glad we agree. Um, okay. Name name three. Okay. Okay. Name three places to go for coffee.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

The coffee shop, my house. Uh work? Okay, that counts. Okay. There you go. Name three ways to hide a fart. Oh, um, clench your butt, um, scream, burp.

unknown 33:53

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

I like the scream. Did you know? Okay, when I was in high school, I was sitting, I was in my like econ class, and I was sitting next to this boy who I'd known like my entire like we met in like first grade. Like, we just did the school all the through. And he, for some whatever reason, I was convinced that I love this person. Um, and I was an econ and I farted, and I was like, I knew I was going to, but I was like really panicking about it. So like when I tooted, unfortunately, I didn't line it up exactly, but I did go to try to cover it. But instead, I'm sure what it sounded like to everyone else was toot when I really probably could have lined it up a little bit better. So I to this day I wonder, did he did he know? Did he know?

SPEAKER_02 34:47

Did he know that you yeah, he knew?

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Yeah, I like to think he didn't. Yeah. Yes. That's the only way I was gonna show up the next day is if I believed he didn't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

I remember farting in class once during like silent reading time, and then everyone was like, Did you Christy, you farted? And I'm like, no, I didn't. And I just I've never farted a day in my life. Lied and lied. How old were you? Seventh grade. Was wearing a Hollister shirt. I literally remember, I remember which class I was in. I remember who I was sitting next to. I was very it was probably one of the first times I was like very embarrassed.

SPEAKER_01 35:21

Yeah. Sorry, I farted. No, yeah, it's a bummer, but it happens, and I just have to be okay with it.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Who's gonna accept farting in class?

SPEAKER_00 35:35

Who's gonna take that blank? Like no one would ever do that.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

Oh, yeah. Sam says now that the kids because I recently asked him, I said, if kids fart in class, like do you guys laugh? And he said no. What do you do? Nothing. They just continue on with their life. But it's funny.

SPEAKER_01 35:50

It is funny. Apparently they don't laugh. We this is also we need to be worried. Worried about these generations. They don't understand what's funny. No. Okay. I mean, maybe they're just are trying not to embarrass each other. Yeah, not interested in that. It builds character. Okay, um, name three ways to treat yourself.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

The spa, getting your nails done, getting a massage, which is kind of like the spa getting your hair done.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Nice. Don't all those things happen at a spa?

SPEAKER_02 36:23

That's why I say getting your hair done.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

Doesn't that also happen at a spawn?

SPEAKER_02 36:26

Not where you're getting a massage. It can, but I can also go to the mall and like get my vagina wax and get a holister.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

Is ripping out all the hair?

SPEAKER_02 36:40

I'm just saying, just because the place you can do more things at once doesn't count as multiple places. Okay. Oh, wait, no, it does count as multiple places.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

It's okay. It feels relevant.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

Who's going to the mall to get a wax?

SPEAKER_01 36:53

Who yeah. And who's who's treated?

SPEAKER_02 36:56

Oh, I didn't. I I don't do that. No. But somebody's going to. Yeah. I just make anything I say is probably made up. Great. Okay. Um, name five things you dream about.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Um, is um playing golf. Playing golf. No, see what happened was I had immediately had a bunch of things come to mind. Couldn't say any of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Yeah. So analysis paralysis.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

I get that. Yeah. It just didn't feel like good podcast fodder for me to what you dream about.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

Yeah. I had a dream um the other night that I was on a cruise ship and then I ran into people that like I knew they were random people, and fun fact, it was a like a Jeffrey Epstein cruise ship in the sense of it was they were all sex traffickers, and then we were all stuck on the cruise and we were gonna get bought off. And one of the people that I knew was one of the buyers, but I did not know he was gonna be a buyer.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

Was he patient? Is that how you knew this person?

SPEAKER_02 38:14

No. No, somebody from a long time ago. What a crazy fucking dream. No, it really was. It was sad. I'm like, yeah, this is where it ends on a Disney cruise line.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

Yeah, R I P. A Disney trafficking cruise line? That makes sense, right? I mean, unfortunately. Yeah, unfortunately. Okay, should we do one more?

SPEAKER_02 38:38

Yeah. Is it my turn?

SPEAKER_01 38:39

Sure. It can't be my turn.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Um name three NFL teams.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Oh, um, the Buffaloes, the Jets, and the Um Patriots. Good job, Margaret! Wow, so that was a 10 out of 10. That was so good. A real great showing for yours, truly. And are we good on time?

SPEAKER_02 39:06

Are we good on time, our little producer? 38 minutes. Oh my gosh! Yeah, we gotta go shopping. We have things to do. We gotta pick up child from school. We're going shopping for babies and adults. Yeah, we're gonna go buy babies. We're gonna we're gonna go buy a baby, buy an adult to watch the baby. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

Just so that it's gonna buy a puppy.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

Yeah, and go buy.

SPEAKER_01 39:27

We have a lot of we have a lot of life to purchase today. So we're gonna go focus on that. But as you know, what a delight.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

I love you so much. I love you so much. Can't wait to see you next time. Okay, bye. Bye.