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Nobody Ordered a Script This Week

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Cold Open And No-Script Setup
2:03
Distributor Order Days Shift To Monday
4:51
TEKS Build Update And Budget Reality
7:43
Text Marketing And Ad Overload
10:52
Celebrities We’d Drink With
17:00
Local Breakfast Spots And Rumors
19:41
Things That Broke This Week
20:37
Bachelorette Bathroom Chaos And Bar Etiquette
22:57
Phone Recording Fail And Season Pressure
24:12
The Honey Hole Fridge Tip And Wrap
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Nobody Ordered a Script This Week
Mar 30, 2026 Season 1 Episode 13
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 It's Monday, we have no script, and we're drinking NA beers at 11 AM — so naturally this is one of our loosest episodes yet. We break down why every distributor just moved order days to Monday (and why that screws small bar owners first), give a Tiques construction update including busted pipes and busted budgets, debate whether text message marketing is annoying or genius, and go deep on which celebrities we'd most want to drink with — Christopher Walken, Bill Murray, Doc Holliday, and one drag racing legend. Plus: a bachelorette party uses Paddle Bar as a bathroom and leaves snap pops everywhere, doors keep breaking, Chad's miser corner sends Ryan to a discount appliance goldmine, and we shout out some of the best breakfast spots in Sandusky. Episode 13, no plan, all vibes.

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