שיר ראובן נגד קנדיס אוונס

ספיישל סיום עונה, קרב איתנות בין הקומיקאית והתסריטאית שיר ראובן ואשת התקשורת קנדיס אוונס. האם ישראל הרגה את קנדי? האם סטלין היה יהודי? האם אשתו של נשיא צרפת עמנואל מקרון היא בכלל גבר? האם שווה להצטרף לצוות התנקשות בינלאומי בשביל יוניקלו? על כל השאלות האלו תקבלו מענה בפרק המיוחד הזה.

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SPEAKER_01 0:58

And the context, and I'm not sure if you're shul again, shalom lecha vodo. Shalom shalom, as she hat mori shall beat Israelit Bashanima Khonat. Canada odds anymore. Okay, as a necholavin Lama, kill the lobby sheet coffee. Ma at Bulmovila kill Zebula Peric. Zebula Perican Lakarium eta Republicanit Candace Owens.

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Mom, Dad, I'm a lesbian. I like girls. Oh, sweetheart. We love you regardless. Brave soul. Oh, thank you guys. Oh, also, I think I might be a conservative. I don't understand. Guys, guys, it's totally fine. It's okay. I just, you know, think a little more conservatively. Sweetheart, you're black. Uh yeah. Look, it was a crazy thing.

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These Characters are just Being Inserted Inces To Serve Israel. That makes Israel the Master of the Universe. And that's troubling. Because this is a state that has a hexagram on their flag. Okay? Even though they're even lying about the history of the Starbucks. It's a hexagon. It's a cult. You can't just wipe that away. That's not even a long time ago. There's tons of books it's showing you that that's a hexagram. What do you what do you pretend? It's a cultic. Yeah, you can just another array trying to wipe a short like, nope, that's not. That is a religious no, it's a hexagram.

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Okay, dig in Marocco, yes, pentagrams.

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Okay, and I'm not sure what I'm saying to me.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

What is it about JFK's assassination that triggers Zionists? Why do they pretend that it's an act of anti-Semitism to explore the environment and the things that JFK was adamantly opposed to? I'm gonna describe that to you, and I'm going to use only Jewish sources here. So we can remove ourselves from any claims of anti-Semitism. These are just the facts of what JFK was fighting while he was in office. Okay. One of the things that he was opposed to was the American Zionist Council. He wanted them, which would go on to become APAC. We're still having a discussion about APAC's undue influence in our elections today. They were back then known as the American Zionist Council. And JFK's Department of Justice told them that they had to register as a foreign agent under FARA. Okay.

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And so it would color your imagination obviously if I'm saying all these things and you find out that I'm registered under FARA for uh Dolly Mirache I'll go to a sort it's a shhorim e gio matsaon ishavemet anti shame measana yoter verhsavim kaze ine ganchelem la gua le shivion male vanismehabish the full onigmachmat tried to convince us that Stalin and Vladimir Lenin were anti-Semitic and then I learned wait Stalin was married to yes they were they were literally a part of the Jewish cabal that you know crushing about crushing history where if you even say that which I'm saying it because I looked into it and I found a friend who who understands Georgian and they're like everybody knows that Stalin was Jewish.

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And I'm like Americans don't know Stalin lawyer.

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Wow okay as I know, eighty mode skepticism, and then they succeed no a string de flimsy, or anything to add Aval Barh and the other thesh Pamla fucking shmoffia to verbs, If you're not going to be able to do it, you can't get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of Roshevche had Vicen Gamblamatism the shit to me, Shaker Bottom of Dirma Mitsu. Okay, Dugma Lenin Swansome.

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When I'm walking through Jerusalem and you see and they say these are the Muslim quarters, this is where the Muslims are allowed to live, that doesn't feel like a bastion of freedom to me.

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It's like there's a uh Jewish community in in Jersey here and there's a Muslim community in here. I don't think, you know, to my understanding, it's not restrictions within Israel proper of where Israel lives in the world.

SPEAKER_03 24:39

I think it is where they have. I mean, at least that's what the rabbi who was taking me around. He said these are the Muslim quarters, so this is where the Muslims live, but uh he didn't say anything about legally saying they can't.

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Wow, okay.

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Lola, I'm not sure. Okay.

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That person that you are looking at on the right is not a woman. Okay? Here is a photo, by the way. Just over the years, Jean-Michel Trogneau, as he became Brigitte, as I said, the evidence for this is overwhelming. That second photo, I believe they found a photo of him at a pride parade when he was just living as a homosexual man. Uh that next photo is when the transition began, if I recall correctly. And that's a photo from the professor years. And the professor years of Brigitte Macron is when he um statutorily Emmanuel Macron. There's not a prerequisites, by the way. Like to becoming a leader of a world country, you gotta like be in drama class like Zelensky, you gotta be homosexual like a lot of them tend to be. And are the new prerequisites that you need to have something in your closet like this and the entire state is gonna work feverishly to protect the secret?

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Okay.