Conspiracies And Chaos

Start with a snack and an open mind—we’re diving into the conspiracies that shape headlines and everyday life. We chase celebrity lore, from a “Kanye clone” case to a detailed rant about the Paul McCartney replacement theory. Pop culture gets its turn—Spider-Man’s MJ reputation, the 27 Club’s haunting pattern, and a conditional take on the moon landing that separates the act from the footage. Along the way we touch on Bluetooth confusion, NASA’s pivot away from the ocean, and the enduring appeal of secret stand-ins and royal protection plots. 

Laughs, hot takes, and surprising moments tie it together! If this mix of humor and critical thinking hits, tap follow and share with a friend who loves a good rabbit hole, and leave a review to tell us which theory you’re buying—or busting—next.

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Transcript

Meet The Hosts, Set The Topic

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Hey guys, welcome to our podcast. Just us talking. We're just a couple of friends that love yapping, so we decided to make a podcast. So snuggle in, get your snacks, and listen to us yap for the next unforeseeable future. Today we're going to be talking about our favorite conspiracy theories.

SPEAKER_07 0:18

Shut up, Mom! Silence from you! You're cut off from talking.

SPEAKER_02 0:29

And this is just us talking.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

Hi guys, my name is Tyree, and I thought the movie La La Land was very mid.

SPEAKER_05 0:50

Hi, I'm Mary Grace. And the last time I cried from laughing was today.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Hi, I'm David. I my favorite movie is La La Land.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Hi, my name is Morgan, and when I was a child, I had a very deep crush on Jesse from Pitch Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 1:13

Hi, I'm Gracie, and the wildest place I've peed is in the middle of the Maasai Mara in Kenya.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Wow. My name is Kennedy, and I'm just your basic white girl.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

I'm like, just never talking again.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I'm just never saying over.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

You know, 9-11.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Okay, I'm supposed to say that. That's crazy. That's Kennedy's 9-11.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

You're right. Shame, David. Shame. There's a lot of conspiracies around 9-11, David.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

Really? Oh. You know, Morgan. Is that what you're gonna do? So we're talking about conspiracies. What is the topic for today, Tommy?

SPEAKER_04 1:52

Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you asked. Today we're talking about our favorite conspiracy theories and just the craziness that goes through our mind when we think of our favorite conspiracy theories. Does anybody have a favorite one you can think of off the top of their head?

SPEAKER_00 2:09

I mean, shall we? See, there's the popular basic white woman answer, which would be 9-11.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

The popular basic white woman answered call out to Kennedy, mind you.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

That's crazy. That was not, no.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said there, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

No, I mean, because like at that point, it's all but confirmed. So can you even call that a theory? A conspiracy at that point. There's so much evidence pointing towards it. I believe it's fully confirmed.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

So you're asking us to not bring up 9-11 on the pod today.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

No, but we're I knew what you talked about. I was just trying to get it out of the way that we all understood that 9-11 is basically just confirmed.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Confirmed for what?

SPEAKER_06 2:54

Like I don't understand.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

9-11 was an inside job.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

And you know what? COVID isn't real. Oh there was no bat.

unknown 3:05

There was no bat.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

It was David.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

It was the whole time.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

I started it and I'll end it.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

My favorite conspiracy theory, I think you might know Stephen. Oh no. Kanye West is a club.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Kanye West is now a call. Explain it. Explain it to our viewers.

SPEAKER_04 3:30

So I'm pretty sure that the CIA killed Kanye West maybe like four, five, six years ago because you knew too much.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

But what's your evidence?

SPEAKER_04 3:40

You knew too much. My evidence is there was a swan keeping up with the Kardashians episode. Okay, drop the episode number. We'll insert that. But Kim. Also, I don't watch the show at all.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

You just came across this one day.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

I did as I was gathering my evidence. Because I'm making a case. But Kim was like going through a bunch of Kanye's stuff and she was like crying, getting rid of it. And like, why would you be doing that if he's alive? Also, their daughter has not, like, they don't they don't see Kanye at all. But also the Kanye West that is out there now, if you look, he actually looks nothing like Kanye West did like five or six years ago. He looks like Kanye Baked. Kanye.

SPEAKER_00 4:30

Kanye North. Kanye Kanye.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

Kanye North, actually.

SPEAKER_06 4:33

Kanye. Nothing be good. Get to what you know.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

I will say, I also, there was a claim a long time ago that he made himself. He said, if you ever see me wearing Gucci, that ain't me. And what does he wear a lot of now?

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Gucci. Wow. David just proved your case right there.

SPEAKER_06 4:54

Listen.

SPEAKER_04 4:57

Listen, he's busted now.

unknown 4:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:00

He's busted now.

SPEAKER_04 5:01

He is busted now. And Kanye West, the real Kanye West is a short king. That man is tall. That's all I was going to do.

SPEAKER_00 5:10

That is a tall. He is pretty tall. He is pretty tall.

SPEAKER_04 5:13

5'6, 5'7, 5'8.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

Is that tall?

SPEAKER_04 5:17

I mean the real Kanye West. Uh-uh. Homecoming conversation. I was gonna say no music.

SPEAKER_03 5:22

The graduation Kanye. Guys, we can't keep using that as a excuse. Kanye. The internet says Kanye's five's eight.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

Yeah, the dead Kanye. I get.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Look up what is how tall is clone Kanye's clone?

SPEAKER_04 5:37

And like nowadays, he covers up his face, like he wears these masks and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

I believe it. I believe it.

SPEAKER_04 5:46

And he's sane now.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

No.

SPEAKER_04 5:50

No. Okay, let me repeat it. He's quiet now.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Yeah, okay, that's true. He was very he was always very closely.

Do Elevator Close Buttons Work

SPEAKER_04 5:55

He's never quiet. Another conspiracy theory that I saw that just made me chuckle is somebody said the elevator closed door button. Oh what? Does it work? Yeah, yeah. Fair. Wait, name one time it's worked.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

When I pressed it.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

I used one today.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

It worked.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Hey, I saw Gray laugh at that one.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

Or did it closed in the regular time? Yeah, I saw her. I saw her.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

We need the myths.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

I will say in every movie ever, when they're like trying to run away from someone and they're like pressing the button constantly, it doesn't do anything. It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

I am backing that. Because in college, our dorm had an elevator and we would always get on it, and then people like didn't want to get on the elevator with us. We'd be like, trying to close it. And they never did. It stays here. It stays on it.

SPEAKER_00 6:55

So it sounds like it sounds like you guys are kind of just rude.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

Well, some people I didn't say I wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

However, that's not a conspiracy.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

It's not a conspiracy theory.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

You know what? Some people are mean. I kind of agree with that one. Another thing about it.

SPEAKER_04 7:09

I like that. So now that everybody else agreed.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

No, because like I'm thinking back to it. And one of the times when I was at Liberty, same thing, same exact thing.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

It also could be the bad wiring in all those buildings. Not up to code.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

Maybe we need to do more traveling into buildings that have elevated and rats in that building.

SPEAKER_05 7:28

Okay, so mine is I think that the reason why the cameras on iPhones keep getting bigger and bigger and better is because the government is actually using them to watch us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:46

And yeah, I believe you. And and it works.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

And if your FBI agent had a nickname, what would you call him? Oh, that's a good one. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 7:56

Gerald.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

We all have to give them.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Kennedy, did you just say Gerald? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:01

Okay. Sure, he could be Gerald. Gerald.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

Mike Wazowski.

SPEAKER_05 8:05

Hi. My name's J.

SPEAKER_00 8:06

He got one big idea. We love it.

SPEAKER_05 8:10

No, I don't really have any evidence other than the fact that it feels all. It's like, why does every single person need such a high-tech camera? No. And like every year the camera like lens just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Communism incoming. I just feel like they're using it to spy on us. And that's that's good.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

I do have evidence that it is real though.

SPEAKER_05 8:35

Oh, please support my kids.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

I'll help you out. A couple times my mom has said, like, oh my goodness, I love your dress, or whatever, I like your shirt. Hours later, the ad for the exact same dress she was talking about comes up. Yeah, how would it know? How would they know? She didn't say like, I love your white flower dress. They saw it in the video.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

You are 100% right.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

I mean they saw it through your phone. They saw it through your phone. Tell me how.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

That it's crazy. I literally that happened to me yesterday, not with like a visual, but I told probably Gracie that I was going to Dave and Buster's. Yeah, it listened to you. Two minutes later, I did. Yeah, I told David. It could have either way. But the ad came up literally within like seconds of me opening Instagram. It was Dave and Busters. Which if you know I've never seen it. That's a possibility. Dave and Buster's a big that's how you know. Peak marketing, actually.

SPEAKER_05 9:29

And that I already knew that I was like, okay, I know that they're listening to us all the time. Like, I just know that. But they're watching us, but I had to think about like, are they listening and watching us? And it only makes sense because why are the cameras like so detailed? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

For our viewers, it was David's birthday yesterday, so there are some balloons in here, and he's He's being a fool. He's being a fool. Okay, actually, those are self-sealing balloons. I know, I'm breaking the seal. Stop! I was like, I was like, these are so cool.

Spider-Man’s MJ And Pop-Culture Grievances

SPEAKER_05 10:06

They self-seal. You don't have to tie them. Okay, David, your turn.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

My conspiracy theory is ever since the Spider-Man movies that were originally released with Toby Maguire, Marvel has been destroying and ruining the reputation of Mary Jane's character. Because in the 80s and 90s, she was a very respected and well-written love interest for Spider-Man. Until those movies came out, ever since then, the relationship and love dynamic has just gone completely downhill. Is that a conspiracy though?

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Hello? Is that a conspiracy? That's just like an opinion. No, I like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

I mean, you can we cut my other one. Good job.

SPEAKER_06 10:47

You're right, you're right. Good job. It's his birthday.

Titanic Swap And The Federal Reserve

SPEAKER_02 10:53

I would agree. I would agree. Yeah, two conspiracy theories. The first one is like so for real. The second one is just stupid, but it applies directly to me. Yes. First one was that the Titanic didn't actually sink. Oh this one. A theory, so there were sisterships to the Titanic. There was one. Different one. Yeah, yeah. It's called the Olympic, was one of them.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

I remember. I know this thing.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

I can't remember the name of the second one. But there's a theory that Morgan, which was like one of the businessmen at the time, really wanted the US to have a Federal Reserve. Yeah. But all these other rich dudes didn't. And so all the rich guys were going on the Titanic. But they were actually on the Olympic, not the Titanic, which already had like maintenance issues from an accident it had like a year beforehand. And so then the Olympic went down. The actual Titanic made it to its destination. And then now we had the Federal Reserve. Because it was a targeted attack. That was that. I remember interesting. I'm trying to think of a good code name for this person. But somebody from college, her dad like wholeheartedly believes it. Really? And he told me about it one time when he came to visit her. Precisely. Percentage-wise.

SPEAKER_01 12:04

I believe it. Percentage-wise-wise, how much do you believe it?

SPEAKER_00 12:07

Like a hundred percent or I I believe this theory like 98%.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Yeah, in the 90 range. I'm not gonna lie. Okay. Like a pretty solid amount. Interesting. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Yeah. My second theory, and this is so so stupid, but I fully believe it. There's this road that on my way home, I take it to cut through the neighborhood next to mine to get to my neighborhood. Okay. And you all know this road, I won't say it. But two-lane road, like straight, just like two, three lights right down the middle of it. I'll be coming home at night. Nobody's on the road whatsoever. Not on the side streets, crossing into it, not on the actual road itself. The lights are green until I get right up near the light. And then it's red. And there's nobody there to have triggered motion sensor. So I fully believe that there's somebody manually controlling the lights at night. And they stop my core specifically. They're profiling you. They're profiling my white Bronco. You're a white Bronco. They think you're the next OJ. Name Marsha. Marsha. After Marsha Clark. The property. You're on the OJ travel. Shut up. They're profiling my white Bronco. Believe that. I firmly believe. I'm like kidding you not. It's every time I will text y'all tonight if it happens again. Yeah. Like yesterday it did, and I verbally like responded in my car. It's like, are you kidding?

SPEAKER_04 13:22

They're on the camera's like, here she comes, here she comes.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

We're gonna do it again. I threw my Rs up last night and should you should just run the light, but there's no one there. Yeah, it has a camera on it. Is the one thing that's how they're watching for a Christmas? That's how they're watching it. I fully believe.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

No I'm not gonna lie, you've convinced me. Listen. I've convinced me.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Y'all ride it.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

It doesn't take a lot to convince this group. Huh? Because it doesn't take a lot to convince this group. I don't know about you, but I believe women.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

I believe women and David.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

I believe women and well, thank you for adding me into that.

Targeted Red Lights And Everyday “Ops”

SPEAKER_03 14:02

You're so welcome. So welcome. Mine is not that interesting. Oh I forgot, to be honest. But it's a teacher one. Okay. Okay. That standardized tests, so our SOLs and all that stuff, were written by people who've never actually taught in the class. I believe it's a lot of people. I believe I thought that was a fact. Or who literally, or who've like never even like witness school for education? Because it's stupid. Yep. Anyway, it I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

No, I agree. That's good. I believe I agree. I agree.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

I believe I look up another one.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

When when Kennedy is done with hers, I actually have a lot of things.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

No, go for it. 100% believe it.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Go for it, great.

SPEAKER_00 14:45

Alright, so it's kind of ties back to the Titanic, actually.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

He said, let's start a trick.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

No, it reminded me. It reminded me of one that I learned a long time ago. The unstinculable theory. Around the time when they were looking when they quote unquote were going to search for that the Titanic.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

Oh, I believe Olympic.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

Well, the Olympic, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:05

Are you talking about the small boat? The what's it called? The Titan.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

No, no, no, not the Titan. No, this was back when they actually originally found the Titanic. I believe that that was a cover-up for what they had lost a couple of different nuclear submarines in the ocean. America did, and Russia was rushing to find them at the time. But they used it as a cover-up to find that Titanic. They ended up finding the m nuclear submarines fairly quickly, and then they're like, oh well, let's just look for the Titanic. And then I believe that's when they actually found I don't think they were actually trying to find the Titanic when they said they were. They were using it as a cover-up.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

I like it.

SPEAKER_04 15:48

I like it.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Like it, like it, Gracie.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

I have another one. I'm sorry. Go for it.

unknown 15:54

Thanks.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

That TSA adds random rules just whenever they want to, to see who's willing to be like, what the heck? At 6 a.m. You know? As soon as you said TSA, I believe.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

Shoes off, shoes off. And it's always freaking different. That's my thing. I'll take it off and they're like, why are you taking off your shoes? And I'll put them on and they're like, and they're like, excuse me, you have to have your shoes off.

Standardized Tests Designed By Outsiders

SPEAKER_03 16:16

Like, it's like, it's like I like completely like offended them, like with such murder. Like I don't like them, like, wire your shoes off. I'm like, well, that's why it's in a different bag. Like, you know.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

And then the liquid thing, like, why can't I only have 3.5 ounces liquid? I cannot, I promise you, I cannot create a bomb out of it. I promise you. But I can bring a water bottle on the bottom. But I can bring a water bottle on the bottom.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

I can bring my pepper spray to the Norfolk airport. Yes. No. Tell it. Tell it. I was flying across the world and I went to a concert in Norfolk the night before we were flying. And so I had a little pepper spray in my fanny pack. Okay, I should have said the city. Sorry if you want to cut that. Bleep it. Anyway. We can say that.

SPEAKER_01 16:55

That sounds way worse. It will sound like something different.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

That's what's right. Anyway. Anyway, anyway. But I was taking the same fanny pack on the plane with me, and I didn't quite clean it out or like remove the stuff. So my pepper spray was in there still. Made it through the I didn't even know I had it, made it through the Norfolk TSA just fine. Got on that plane. I was went to Atlanta, then Atlanta to London. And then I'm in London, and you have to go through security again. And I was like, okay, but like I've got like nothing. Because like they're really showing their liquids in London. Like it has to be out of your bag in another clear bag. And I had liquids in two different bags. And I was like, I have no idea where they are. Like, I was just like, whatever pulled.

SPEAKER_06 17:32

Whatever.

Sub Hunt Cover Story For Finding Titanic

SPEAKER_03 17:33

Anyway, so I got pulled and they're searching through, and I was like, oh, it's probably like a shampoo bottle that it's on the bottom, like whatever. No, they pulled out my pepper spray. And I was like, oh I said, I'm so sorry. I said, I said, you can just throw it away. He goes, ma'am, we treat this like it's a firearm. And I was like, Do the accent.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

No. Why would you treat it like it's a firearm? Because it's not a few.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

And I was like, he goes, This is highly illegal here in London. And I was like, I'm so sorry from America. I mean an hour. And then he goes, okay, I have to call. Call 911 or whatever they had a 911.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

I feel like the British one would be like 811, uh, 812.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

It's 9911. I have no idea. Honestly, I blacked out, so I had no idea. And I was like, and I was like a freshman in college. And I was like, oh my gosh. My parents weren't with me. Like I was, I mean, I had like Morgan with me. Yeah, nobody's here. Morgan with me. I was like, right now. Nobody. And then I was sitting there, like literally shivering in my boots, because I took my passport, took my boarding pass, took like everything that was my identification, and then they're like, we're gonna take it to a lockbox. And I'm like, what? And so I was sitting there, like detained, just sitting there for like what was like 45 minutes?

TSA’s Moving Rules And A London Detainment

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Yeah. Oh, and they took her boarding pass and her passport. Right. And like locked it away. But mind you, at this point, I'm sitting there, and what Gracie told me was like, oh, they just pulled me to sit aside, like just wait over there for me. I think I must have left some liquids in my bag. 45 minutes pass, and then you want to tell this part? The two guys that come, two police officers come in with like AK-47, like full assault rifles, squatting girls.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Bulletproof vests, the helmets, all right. You know, you look like a threat to as if I'm like this crazy person who's like threatening the airport. Like, no, I'm just 5'10 American girls. I'm just a girl.

SPEAKER_07 19:24

She had a bomb!

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Literally, that's how they were treating it. And I was like, and he was like, he goes, I can't do it. Please try. Please try to do it. Come in. It's like that sounds Australian in my head. Just go for it.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

He was Australian. Yeah. He said the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

He said, exactly. Oh, pepper spray mate. And I was like, what?

SPEAKER_05 19:48

I can't say it.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

No, that's right. No, it's both. That's both. Anyway, anyway. And I said, yes, sir. And then he was like, nah, it's okay. We know you Americans love pepper spray. And was so chill and was like, just sign this paper saying we can destroy it. And I was like, yes. And then I said, Will this like go on my record or anything? He goes, No, you should be fine. Just don't try to come here and work in London. There might be problems. And I was like, okay, I went along. Yeah. So that was the time I was detained. In the London airport. In the London airport. Yeah, like goodness. We were on a time crunch for our next flight.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

It was like an like an hour and a half layover, something like that.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

It was for 45 to well, waiting for 45 minutes. Where were you guys going? Yeah. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Oh, that okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:36

Yeah. And those flights aren't just coming here and there. No.

SPEAKER_07 20:39

We got a buckle. But you miss you didn't miss it?

SPEAKER_03 20:42

No, right there. Grace of God. You're waiting for me. Thank you, Jason. Grace of God.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

We have bad memories in London. Sweet baby Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

So many things. Don't go back. That is also whichever.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

But also like an actual trip and not layovers.

SPEAKER_04 20:55

I agree. TSA, they just make stuff up.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

That's a good one. I have not, but that was really, really good. No, thank you. Okay. Thank you for sharing. I was gonna do that the moon landing is fake, because I do actually believe that. But I feel like we've heard that too many times. So mine is actually similar to Tyree. As people have people heard of the Paul is dead theory? Paul McCartney. Yes. So I have not. This is one people, okay. If our listeners don't know who Paul McCartney is, that's very, very sad, but he's part of the Beatles. Okay, so we're talking about the Beatles. I believe that he died in 1966 and has been replaced. So actually, let me send these pictures into the group chat because I think you guys need a visual for our viewers. Just look up pictures of him before 1966 and after. First of all, in 1966, he got into a very terrible car crash. I just sent you guys the picture. Ain't nobody surviving that just based off of the photo, okay? Oh, you know what? I sent that. One in the wrong one. Whoops.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

Oh, they they sent it to the chat that I'm not in.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Sorry. Well, you had to put in your birthday stuff, okay? That's the only reason. Okay. Yeah. So he got into that accident, and uh, we're just supposed to think he's totally fine. He disappears.

SPEAKER_04 22:16

Is your news Spanish?

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Fun fact about me.

SPEAKER_07 22:26

You beat me by one second.

SPEAKER_04 22:28

I don't have more than if I'm on me.

SPEAKER_01 22:33

These were last-minute photos. I don't know why it's in Spanish. But their tour immediately stops. You don't see him for months. No one knows what happened to him. He comes back. Okay, David.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

Ken, I have Ken. I just have five minutes.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

Sorry. I'm just here to kind of piss off Kennedy.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

No, you're not. That's it. It was such an effortless burp, too. It just came out. And he opened his mouth.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

We're taking away everything from your birthday. It's stricken from the body.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

That's the game I knew on here though. It's like, David! David! Give us the cake back.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

David. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 23:16

Okay. I'm gonna continue. Start over.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

No, no, I won't start over.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

Crash.

Paul McCartney Is Dead Theory Deep Dive

SPEAKER_01 23:22

Oh, yes. So the crash happens for months. No one hears from him. They take a pause in their tour. David. I'm gonna I'm gonna like I'm falling for this rage fate. I uh in real time, I am. In real time. I'll continue. Restart. Restart. Okay, so there's a car crash. He's missing for a couple months. Their tour stops. Then they have this look-alike competition, which a guy named uh William Campbell wins. Uh why would they have a look-alike competition? I don't know. They hired him to take his place. This is what he looked like before, and this is what he looks like after. I will say it's very similar. He did a very good job, but this is not the guy. This is not Paul. Okay? It's close. But that chin is just too much. He also, exactly. So people have said his ears are completely different, his nose changes, his chin.

SPEAKER_00 24:18

Also, how far apart his eyes and eyes. Yeah, everything about his facial shapes.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

Also, his height. If you look in the Abbey Road album, he's not wearing shoes. That's to uh cover for his height change. He gained two and a half inches in the span of three months. Who how? Explain that to me. In the back of that album, the license plate says if 28, because he would have been 28 if he survived, but he died at 27. I also think that's the reason that John Lennon was shot, because he was going to go admit the truth finally, and then they killed him for it. Yes, yes, yes, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

That would be the best one to buy.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

I think that's the best one. My mom showed me this one. We watched a lot of YouTube videos about it. She, I think, believes 100%. I'm like 82% sure maybe. Specific percentage. Yes, yes, yes. Gotta be accurate. But I actually is a lot on it.

SPEAKER_04 25:12

So why? So do you think he got into this car accident and died, or was it like a purposeful car crash?

SPEAKER_01 25:20

That could be its own thing. I don't I don't think that is.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Don't even talk about Diana.

unknown 25:25

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

No.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

My girl Diana. Also in records, they say a lot of things like I buried Paul, like, and like reference like the day that the crash happened, and like some just weird things like that, which they could be playing up, but I think because they were so popular and their fans were so crazy, and like they're in that like changing the world moment, to have him die would have been detrimental to them. So they did this. And yeah. Also, they've never denied it, they just like joke about it, and I'm like, why won't you actually say? And like his personality also completely changes in interviews. He's not witty anymore, he's like a different person trying to be It's because he is. Because he is! So yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. It took me a lot of minutes to say that. Thank you, David.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

But uh, so as you and Gracie were both talking, it reminded me of one that I do have. Oh I wholeheartedly believe that the Mandela effect is real. Yes, I think it's like a plot from the government. Oh what can you tell me? So the Mandela effect is like when you remember something being different than the way that it supposedly is now, like cheese it versus cheese it's. That's the one that kills me. I hate that. I know I'm right.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

I know it's not the bears. You don't know boss.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

You don't know balls. Oh, wait, are those childhood the kids' books?

SPEAKER_00 26:55

Yes, I do know those. Okay, no, yeah.

Mandela Effect And Memory Manipulation

SPEAKER_02 26:57

So, like, that was the first one that got like really popular, I think, where I can't remember which way it was, but like everybody thought it was spelled with an E-I-N, and it turns out it's actually with an A-I-N. No, it's not. And I'm like, no, that's incorrect. That's actually actually fake news. That's actually not right. So what I think is is that the Mandela effect is the government testing to see how susceptible people are to believe things. To change things up. If you have like overwhelming quote unquote evidence that that's like the case. Yes. Because I can't remember. There was one the other day that literally, I was like, no, I know that this happened. I watched it happen. Like one of those things where it was like it was like a dumb Nick show, but I'm like, no, I know.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

It's like the ultimate rage bait. I'm like staring at my phone. I'm like, I know I'm right.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

You cannot tell me that this well, and it I can't remember why it started with Nelson Mandela. Do you remember why Kyrie? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 27:46

Oh but I know the viewers?

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Kyrie is nice. Wait for our listeners. No, there's another Mandela effect. Fruit of the loom. There's no cornucopia on it. Yeah, cornucopia.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

Nobody's holding it, it's just free ball and fruit. Loose fruit. Loose fruit.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

I don't know how comfortable I feel about them talking about.

SPEAKER_03 28:20

Never has one. And that's not true.

SPEAKER_00 28:23

That is not that is a lie. He always had a monocle.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Yes. Like this is what I'm saying. I for I wholly believe the government is it's a psyop. Throw that word out there. It's a psy-op. Or they're trying to like see how far they can go because eventually they're gonna start convincing us certain things aren't. And this is a deeper, never mind. I can't take it that way. It's gonna get cut. I can't take it that way. It's gonna be cool. No thinking. Okay, you can cut it if you want. Great. No, I think it'll get taken to a deeper level because I distinctly remember, like, this is so stupid. I think it's gonna turn to where it's gonna be like to try and cover up like major world events like the Holocaust. Yeah. And like convince us that it didn't happen. Organs. Because we're not, there's no more survivors. You know what I mean? Like it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

So you are cooking with this. Thank you, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

No, that's kind of what I like.

SPEAKER_05 29:07

And that as soon as you started talking about it, I'm like, they're just like testing it so that they can do this with bigger stuff. Yeah, what I thought.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

100% of the island. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

I could tell you.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

Oh, it was Nelson Mandela. People remember him dying in the 80s. Oh. He died in 2013.

unknown 29:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

Huh. My poor pain.

SPEAKER_00 29:29

Poor guy. Like, how does that kind of feel like? Imagine.

SPEAKER_04 29:31

He's like, I'm alive, guys. I'm alive, guys. I'm alive. I am here.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

They're like, I can still hear his voice.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Quit telling people I'm dead. That's exactly what I said. Identical. Harry, why would you know?

Gym Workers, Birthdays, And Data Trails

SPEAKER_00 29:50

Alright, so to kind of go off the funny more like Morgan one from earlier being like the personal one. I don't know. It's weird. Some of the workers at my gym, I genuinely feel try to weird, like try to purposefully creep me out. And this one happened especially, kind of confirmed it for me on my birthday yet yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

You were working out on your birthday? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 30:18

Go ahead and that's a conspiracy.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

No, but like for the longest time, like some of the workers will be like, like, obviously, like when I check in, they can see my name and stuff and stuff like that. And I do know f and stuff like that. Okay, don't.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

That's okay. It's okay. As in a city, it's just so far. It's okay. One leap is fine. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

But I know one of the guys that works there. And I also knew somebody else who works there. So I knew like two people who work there, but I never talked to anybody else. I when I'm at the gym, I'm a very like to me person.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Wait, what? No, you're not my.

SPEAKER_00 30:53

I keep to myself when I'm at the gym. I don't talk to people at the gym.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

Tyree. No, continue. Continue.

SPEAKER_00 31:01

I'm being really judged by Tyree right now.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

No, because I know that that's not true. The amount of people that you've told me that you've talked to at the gym. Yeah, the people who keep to themselves actually keep to themselves. I don't talk to anyone. The guy that talks to you at the gym that's trying to make it. I purposely found those blue and so.

SPEAKER_00 31:16

I know him outside of the gym, though. The only people I talk to at the gym are people I know outside of gym. I don't actively create relationships in the gym.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_00 31:26

But yeah, like they always just kind of, I don't know, some of them will call me my right name, we'll say like other things. And I'm like, okay, how do you know my first name? You're right. You're right, David. This is a conspiracy theory.

Airplane Mode Doubts And First Flights

SPEAKER_04 31:40

Oh no, but like someone's like, no, but then yesterday, yesterday, I get to the gym.

SPEAKER_00 31:48

I I get to the gym. And first off, I never work out in the morning because I'm never off. I'm never off to be able to work out in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

Guys.

SPEAKER_00 31:55

I'm there. I walk up, and one of the personal trainers who's there looks at me, has the biggest smile on her face and goes, Happy birthday. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

And I'm like, Okay, but they have that information. They're trying to be a nice person.

SPEAKER_00 32:07

But okay, but how would she have known that though? She wouldn't have known the thing. She would have had to liberally go in the room.

SPEAKER_01 32:14

When I check you in, it says David Bleep, and then your birthday is. I have a swiper.

SPEAKER_00 32:20

She was nowhere near the thing when I swiped in.

SPEAKER_05 32:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

I'm sorry. It's weird. It's weird.

SPEAKER_01 32:33

Listen, listen.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

Call me by my name.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

How?

SPEAKER_04 32:40

Listen, listen. They have like alerts.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

Like it's gonna be your birthday. You know how you get texts from Bastion Robbins and Duncan Nona saying it's your birthday, it's not a conspiracy. They have that.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

No way they're gonna know that. No way my gym is gonna know my birthday.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

I can't explain any more than I'm trying to right now. Listen, the knife! Oh man. I love that. We're gonna clip that. I'm gonna clip that.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

Is a conspiracy theory?

SPEAKER_00 33:09

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

Airplane mode. Yes! Oh my gosh. My personal? I don't do it on.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

I accept the risks. I do not put mine on anything. No, I don't either.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

I do.

SPEAKER_00 33:27

I've never flown before.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

She abides.

SPEAKER_00 33:31

I've never flown before.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

David was a part of me. He doesn't think planes are really. I haven't been alive that long.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

No, David, you are so alive.

How Bluetooth Works And Tech Leaps

SPEAKER_01 33:42

You flew with it.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

Oh. But also, I don't know if that counts. That's like a near-death experience.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

What's the 24 thing? It's falling in style.

SPEAKER_00 33:58

Cut that out.

SPEAKER_01 34:00

No, no. Commercial flights are way different than the flight. Yeah, no, I've never- Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

Okay, you're right. I've been in a little like You've been in the air. Tiny plane with my buddy, but we're also gonna have to cut out the fact that she used his name.

SPEAKER_01 34:14

Yeah, we will. We will he know.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

But I've never been, I've never been in like a commercial airline.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

That's crazy. I've been in like multiple.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

Well, you go to Canada. You're Canadian.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

TSA.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

No. TSA fears me. Because the dude that I fear. Fears me?

SPEAKER_02 34:34

David's gonna walk you. David's gonna walk into the airport for the first time, get in line, and get tackled by TSA.

SPEAKER_07 34:40

It's you again. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Happy birthday!

SPEAKER_06 34:46

How do you know? How do you know? Oh my David. How do you know?

SPEAKER_02 34:58

And you're six feet tall? We got him.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

Ladies and gentlemen, we got David.

SPEAKER_05 35:07

How do you know?

SPEAKER_01 35:08

If you walked in today and we saw that, he's like, how do you know? How do you know it's gonna be?

SPEAKER_00 35:14

It's like I just immediately smile face. How do you know?

SPEAKER_05 35:18

How do you know?

SPEAKER_00 35:20

Also, Bluetooth.

SPEAKER_04 35:22

How does it work? Bluetooth, how does Bluetooth work?

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Like I can understand Wi-Fi signals, but Bluetooth is a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 35:27

But also, Bluetooth only works sometimes. So it's like, why you lost me a little now? Does it not like what is the troubleshooting process to get it to work?

SPEAKER_01 35:36

I want to know how Bluetooth was created. I really do.

SPEAKER_00 35:40

It's like we I mean we the Earth.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

How do I make the Jews how to do creation started? He said in the beginning.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

In the beginning.

unknown 35:54

In the beginning.

SPEAKER_06 35:54

In the beginning.

Stand-Ins, Royal Protection, And 27 Club

SPEAKER_00 35:58

Sorry, where I was gonna go with this is how did we come from basically making tools with rocks and sticks to creating Bluetooth? I think that's a crazy concept right there.

SPEAKER_04 36:08

Yeah. Another thing that I thought about that I'm like wondering, is this real in real life? Do you guys remember that movie with Selena Gomez and Dimmi Libato? Yes. Protection program. What about that? Is that real in real life? Do you think so? Oh.

SPEAKER_00 36:25

What do you mean? Like, do you think they do stuff like that in real life?

SPEAKER_04 36:29

Not of like a popularity. Like, are there like what do you think? Like low-key princesses over the world in their country goes through some kind of like war time.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

I mean, I think it's Miley Sowers, not Demi or Selena.

SPEAKER_04 36:47

You're Miley Sarstand?

SPEAKER_01 36:48

No, I'm no, no, no. We don't want another Anastasia on it. She's gotta escape. Now remind you.

SPEAKER_00 36:53

It's kind of a fact that they use like stand-ins a lot. Like, kind of like in I mean, have you ever seen oh, you've never seen Star Wars? I can't use it as a reference. In the first Star Wars movie, they use a stand-in for Princess Amadala because if she gets assassinated, the stand-in dies, not Princess Amadala.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Who was the actress that played that stand-in?

SPEAKER_00 37:13

It was not Natalie Portman, it was Kira Knightley. Kira Knightley.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

And Mary Grace has a whole segment on Kira Knightly right now.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

No, but I mean, that is something that they do, like in other countries. So I believe that you could be 100% right with that.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Interesting. I could see it. I could see it.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

I can see it. Very interesting.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

We could also talk about what's it called? The 27 Club? Have you heard of that? The what? The 27 Club. It is a group of musicians that all died really young.

SPEAKER_06 37:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 37:49

Oh, because Big Uzi talked about that. I remember that.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Big Uzi? I don't know about it.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

Oh, not Big Uzi. Oh my gosh. Lil Uzi. Sorry. The reason I said Big Uzi. I have I have a reason for this. One of my very close friends, his gamer tag is Big Uzi Vert. So it throws me off. It throws me off a lot.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

That's a great gamer tag, actually.

SPEAKER_00 38:12

So like that's why. Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

No, you're good. You're good. No, it's so it's a group of musicians. It started, oh my gosh, I can't remember the guy's name. He's a really prolific guitar player. Do you know the name of the club? Perchance? The first guy for the 27 Club? Okay. I can't remember, but he was like a blues guitar player back in like the 50s or like 40s or 50s. And the whole running thing was like he was like revolutionary at the instrument. Nobody knew how he could play that well. And so there was a running like stigma of like he made a deal with the devil, like to give him this skills to play so well musically. And then he ended up dying really young. And so ever since then, any musician that dies at the age 27, people think made a deal with the devil. To get success in music. Or like it's like some like weird like spiritual. I don't know. Or like Illuminati mess, something like that. So like some of the ones that are in it are like Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, some of the other ones. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 39:14

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

Okay. Okay. Uh let me look up the list and see. Interesting.

Moon Landing Footage Skepticism

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Also, can we talk about how so many celebrities made fun of Amy Winehouse's death when she died? Have you guys heard about that? Yes. Like, what's his face? So How I Met Your Mother, the actor who plays Barney. He literally, at his birthday, it was a couple months after her death. At his birthday, he had an entire cake, which was a cake cakeified version of her corpse.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 39:44

Yeah, like a lot of celebrities celebrated the fact that she died.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_00 39:49

It is. It's absolutely terrible.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

I wonder if it was because she decided to step away from the Illuminati or something, and that's why she was dead. Yeah, let's go. Because she did. I mean, hear me out. She got clean and then she died of an overdose, which it could have been a relapse, obviously, but Yep. Curious timing. Yep. You never know. Some of the other prolific ones or key members would be Brian Jones, so the founder of the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison. That was all the ones they listed. Where's the other one?

SPEAKER_01 40:22

I feel like we need to go around and say conspiracy theories that we do not believe in. You know, either popular ones or just crazy ones. Like flip it around and be like, there's just no idea. Wake Ed wedge. Wake it win. Flip it around. Flip it around. Awake and win.

SPEAKER_04 40:36

Flip it around. Conspiracy theories I don't believe in.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

Well, I can go first. Oh I don't believe that there's a secret ending to Stranger Things. Uh that one.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

I had false hope just because I wanted to. I thought they that would have been the greatest thing of all time.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

I know, literally. I started out not believing it at all, and then I saw all the theory videos, and I was like, oh, that would be really cool if they did it. But there's people still holding out hope. And I'm like, y'all, it is 2026. Like, you can let it go.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

It's over. Let it G A U S. I wish they were right. I wish they were right, though.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

Yeah, I do too. I agree with that. I agree. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 41:14

I agree.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

Conspiracy theories, I don't believe in. Might have to rotate back to me because I can't think of any right now.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

I you go. No, no. I want to hear what you have to say. Again? Okay, I have a conditional one about the moon landing.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 41:32

I agree. So I don't let's get into this actually.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Yeah, let's start. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

So my personal opinion, okay, and mind you, my mom and my grandpa both worked at NASA. And I have questioned them intensely about it. And my grandpa kind just sits there and is like, oh. But my mom was like, no, it happened. And I was like, but mom, like, are you sure?

SPEAKER_06 41:52

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_02 41:53

Because you didn't start working there until the 90s. So like they could have covered it up. But no, I believe that the moon landing, like, the actual action of it did happen. I think that the video was fake. I think that they got Stanley Kubrick to read.

SPEAKER_00 42:08

I was going to agree with you on that because like I think it was a race to beat the Russians, but I think the whole idea of it, we were like, okay, we need to get footage. I think we're just gonna fake the footage and still go.

NASA, The Deep Sea, And The Megalodon

SPEAKER_01 42:20

Absolutely. You cannot tell me you filmed the moon landing before colorized television. That's just not real. You broadcasted the moon landing from the moon. Like the wind of the moon? From the moon. The flag is like flowing in the wind. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

The footage of the moon landing is better than any of the Aeristor live streams I was on in their P. The footage of the Moon landing is better than any stinking nerd. Cut it out.

SPEAKER_00 42:49

One conspiracy theory that I think better than any tube movie.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

This isn't this isn't like Morgan.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

You're just too knowledgeable.

SPEAKER_00 42:58

This is a conspiracy theory that I just completely forgot about that I fullheartedly believe.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

Oh. It's wholeheartedly.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

Fullheartedly.

SPEAKER_06 43:10

Fullheartedly.

SPEAKER_02 43:12

But I like fullheartedly. With all my heart.

SPEAKER_00 43:15

I like fullheartedly.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

Fullheartedly.

SPEAKER_00 43:19

We're gonna start. That's gonna be our new saying.

SPEAKER_02 43:21

That feels right.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Um so NASA, I don't a lot of you I don't know if you knew this. NASA originally was uh studying the ocean, and then they very quickly switched to space. Not only there are a couple different reasons, going to space space is a lot easier to navigate because it's one density. Which is crazy to think about. You have to get used to one density in space. The ocean is ever is an ever changing environment that that density gets harder the deeper you go. I also Why are you laughing?

SPEAKER_02 43:51

Same what you just said again.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

Slower You want me to slow down what I was saying?

SPEAKER_02 43:57

No, no, repeat what you just said and listen to it. And if one of us had said it, tell us when we were like we'll play it back later.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

You said something that we should be out of context. Ever changing environment.

SPEAKER_06 44:11

No, it gets hard.

SPEAKER_05 44:19

Okay. Not the last. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 44:21

Who caught that? Which one of you guys got that?

SPEAKER_01 44:24

Everybody. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Kennedy beat us all to the body. I said juicy jump.

SPEAKER_01 44:27

That's what she said. Oh Kennedy beat up.

SPEAKER_00 44:30

No, but I believe except for Tyre.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

I fully believe that there's a lot of things. My top one is the Meg I think the Megalon is still Megalodon is still very much alive. I think it just evolved to live deeper in the ocean. And that is part of the reason that NASA doesn't like exploring the ocean anymore. It's because there's a lot of unnamed things down there that they can't explain. They literally got freaked out that they decided to go to the stars.

SPEAKER_01 44:59

I am impressed with your knowledge about NASA and the ocean with all its density.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

Part of the reason is my father also believes this, and he was a Navy diver.

SPEAKER_01 45:06

Your father. See, I believe David C? I believe your father. That's a conspiracy. Is that David's father?

SPEAKER_02 45:13

No.

Cloud Seeding Jokes And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_04 45:14

I would never say that your father. This isn't a conspiracy, but I said this yesterday. Right, because everybody thought it was going to snow again. Like there are warnings on my phone that's not real that popped up. And my coworker was like, oh, like, do you think it's gonna snow? Because we had a two-hour delay day. She's like, oh, do you think it's gonna snow? I was like, as soon as she said that, there were the jets flying over our building, and I was like, oh, they're cloud seeding. And she started laughing uncontrollably. She's like, I know you don't believe that. And I was like, I was like, how do you know I don't believe that? She was like, no. Uh-huh. I believe that. Wait, I'm serious. They're cloud seeding. I don't think I believe that, but it's convenient.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

It is quite convenient. Hear me out. I have a game and I don't know if it'll work.

SPEAKER_04 46:08

Play it, but press play. Bop it.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Twist it.

SPEAKER_04 46:13

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

You could do that to anything on a Bopit. 9-11. That's what she said.

SPEAKER_00 46:26

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