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Confessions And Consequences

Yappers Unite Episode 2

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We have a longer episode this week! So buckle up because we get REAL!

What happens when you admit the thing you promised to take to your grave? We decided to find out and let the truth fly—messy, funny, and way too real. From a semi-truck collision that wasn’t as simple as we told it, to the chaotic ethics of peeing in pools, and court outcomes that feel like a roulette wheel.  

To lighten the tension, we run Two Truths and a Lie! Then we hit the reel of moments we can’t stop replaying—slipping down stairs in front of a crush, a Heelys wipeout on a soaked boardwalk and a middle school ask-out engineered to fail

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Cold Open And Confessions Theme

SPEAKER_06

Welcome back, guys. This is just us talking. This week, I didn't prepare any material. And that is the theme. We are doing confessions, and that's going to be my first confession because I was not prepared.

SPEAKER_13

Thank you for your honesty.

SPEAKER_06

I am a little sick right now, but I'm I came for the people.

SPEAKER_12

He has a man cold for our man cold.

SPEAKER_07

He said it was a 7.2, which is equivalent to 2.2 on a woman's scale. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_14

Um, but alright. I'm drugged up currently, so well good.

SPEAKER_08

Well, this will be great. This will be great. Morgan's on her period. Morgan's on her period. So let her be. She operates you well. I don't think we could talk about it. Why not?

SPEAKER_01

Are we allowed to talk about this? Natural.

Rapid-Fire Introductions

SPEAKER_06

I'm David, and I have a radio head tattoo.

SPEAKER_10

This is Morgan, and I once thrifted a massive Applebee sign from a Goodwill.

SPEAKER_08

Hello, this is Gracie, and I've been detained in the London Airport. I'm Kennedy, and my favorite movie is Lala Land.

SPEAKER_07

My name is Tyree, and you're welcome to watch Mojo.

SPEAKER_09

I'm Mary Grace. And the last time I lost my keys was last week.

SPEAKER_08

Alright, Morgan, with you, what's your first confession? What? Okay. Oh my god. So I have.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, so I have two confessions. One, I'm not sure that we can put it in here. Yes, you can. We can put it in here. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Go for it. Okay, uh, my first confession. So I got, I think y'all already know this, I got into an accident with a semi-truck a couple of years ago. My confession is that it was completely my fault. And I think I might have accidentally done a hit and run.

SPEAKER_08

No, I was in the car in the passenger seat, and it was definitely a hit and run. Probably for sure and run. But they hit her and she ran. But it was her fault. Wait.

SPEAKER_12

Wait, my whole life is a lie. You told me the story and you didn't tell me that.

SPEAKER_10

I'm confessing.

unknown

I'm confessing.

SPEAKER_03

That's part of the trend, Kennedy.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, it's on scene. No, I think about it all the time. I'm like, dang, first of all, Survivor's Guilt. Survivor's Guilt.

SPEAKER_06

Survivor's Guilt.

SPEAKER_10

No, I think that that dude probably got fired. He drove it sticking tractor trailer delivering stuff. And I'm like, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_06

Like he got fired.

SPEAKER_14

You lost that man a job.

SPEAKER_10

Well, but what happened is that. He's probably sustaining a fan band for that job. From college. And we were headed to this one exit. And so there's two lanes that split off to the left. And then there's a lane on the far right that goes off to the right. That's just an exit.

SPEAKER_08

They were going straight. There was no exit. Speak your truth, Burksy.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we shouldn't.

SPEAKER_14

And that ruins the story if I don't know.

SPEAKER_13

You're right.

SPEAKER_14

I don't think we should let Morgan on the road anymore, guys.

SPEAKER_13

Yes. Eventually he changes it.

SPEAKER_10

In the road with one exit, the other was just going the other direction.

SPEAKER_00

Anyway. I see.

SPEAKER_10

So we were, I was trying to get all the way over to the right lane. He was in the right lane, getting into the middle lane. Crossed at the wrong time, both sides, and he clipped the back of us, and like he kept going because like there was literally like a guardrail right between. There's no way he would have like stopped. And we spun out into the exit. And so then we're sitting there, and I'm like, oh crap, you know, we just got in an accident. Call my dad, and he's like, You just you gotta get off the exit. You can't sit out there. It's dangerous for you guys to sit out there in a stopped car. Like, just like pull up the road. He's like, Where are you? And I was like, no, like dad, like it's the middle of nowhere. I can't just like pull up the road. Like, it's still gonna be in the way. Like, we're still in the middle of nowhere. He's like, Well, did he leave? That SOB. At this point, he did not know it was my fault.

SPEAKER_08

We were quite literally going 65 miles an hour. He could not stop. He could not stop.

SPEAKER_10

Like, there was actually no way. That was in my civic. We could spend it. Oh, I got it.

SPEAKER_07

Like, fast and fierce go under. Right.

SPEAKER_10

And it didn't work. Wait. And that's a fallacy perpetuated by the movies. Wait, does he know now?

SPEAKER_12

Did you not know now that it was your fault? He won't when he listens. Sorry.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

No.

Pool Peeing Debate

SPEAKER_08

Should we go to Gracie or do you? Tracy, true. I pee in almost any pool I'm in.

SPEAKER_14

Oh.

SPEAKER_08

You told me a completely different thing before. So Morgan, I go to Morgan's pool a lot. And so I peed in her pool before.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so remind me to never get away. Wait, you never peed in the pool?

SPEAKER_11

I mean, as an adult?

SPEAKER_10

But not everyone. In the ocean? Yeah. Ocean. Anything in the ocean is exactly. Doing anything in the ocean.

SPEAKER_07

I've peed in Morgan's pool.

SPEAKER_03

Anything. Wow.

SPEAKER_07

Multiple times. How often? No. Like every summer or every time you swim in it?

SPEAKER_08

Well, she's only had it for like two summers. Yeah. But like, not every time I swim in it. No. But that was my confession. Isn't that the point of this? Is confessing. Confess. Yeah. Speed of the truth. Good job.

SPEAKER_10

Good job. No, hold on. Y'all responded to her peeing in the pull. That's worse than me. Okay. No, no. Do not go piss girl. No.

SPEAKER_08

I I literally I think everyone pees in pulls. I yeah. I am.

SPEAKER_01

No. I'm not saying pee. Literally, if you have a.

SPEAKER_10

Generally, everyone has peed in a pool.

unknown

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Every adult has definitely peed. Every adult. There you see your projecting. Oh, speaking of the clearing. Do you guys see me differently?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know about that one. Do you see a girl?

SPEAKER_08

Do you see me differently?

SPEAKER_03

Maybe a tad bit. I won't be swimming in a pool with you.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, okay, okay. She won't pee when we're there.

SPEAKER_06

Is this like a checklist thing where you're like every time you go to somebody's house and you do swim, you're like, alright, I gotta make sure to hydrate so I can.

SPEAKER_10

Wait, wait, wait, question. Question.

SPEAKER_07

Does it turn blue? No, that's a myth. It's a salt. That's a myth. It's a salt warm thing. That is why I've never done it. No, it's a myth.

SPEAKER_08

You've never done it? No, it's a myth. I do it all the time. Let's do it.

Candle Mishap And Sibling Fire Scare

SPEAKER_07

I know you're gonna cook right now.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, so one time under my supervision, Vale caught herself on fire.

SPEAKER_01

Great!

SPEAKER_12

What? Gray does not know this either. This is a shock to my whole family when they listen to this vlog.

SPEAKER_03

Your baby sister set a car on fire underneath your supervision. Oh, I thought she said a car. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01

She's so nailed marciness at seven.

SPEAKER_12

She's the little girl in the meme. I can't breathe. Oh my god. No, that did not happen. I'll explain. I will explain. My mom was actually there, but she was had headphones and listening to a podcast, which, if that happens, it doesn't matter if you're being murdered in her house. She will not hear you. She will not see you. Like she's in her own. What kind of podcast? Probably a murder podcast. Murder podcast. And Vale's probably like two, and I'm like playing with her, and there's and there's like a candle on the table, and she like leans over and catches like her sleeve kind of on fire. And so kind of. I like kind of. No, honestly, not that bad. Honestly, not that bad. Kind of on fire. No, no, let me explain. It was like one of those like kind of like pilly shirts.

SPEAKER_04

She is not amused by it. She's like, you put a bell.

SPEAKER_12

I immediately, I'm sitting right beside her, and I immediately like grab her arm and like pat it out with my hands and like take a deep breath. And then I look at my mom who didn't see, and I look at Bail, who also did not notice, and I was like, I think I'll take that to my grave. That did not happen. Nobody saw except for your grave. This is my grave.

SPEAKER_06

I think after this podcast, she might be in her grave if her parents find out.

SPEAKER_12

No, listen, she was not her asleep. Honestly, her shirt looked fine. It was like just a layer of it was a layer of it.

SPEAKER_06

Your mom's gonna wash it. She wasn't like balls. Why is it like all brown and like holes in it?

SPEAKER_12

No. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I was racking my brains with something I haven't already confessed, and I was like, oh yeah. That's why it's a good one.

SPEAKER_07

Can't wait for the car to listen to this one.

SPEAKER_12

That was a really good one. Oh, thank you. Thank you. That's good. You go.

SPEAKER_07

Mine is kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_10

Oh crazier than catching your little sister. I resent before this podcast. I actually am prepared for anything.

SPEAKER_06

Honestly, yeah. The warning that she gave us.

Traffic Stops And The Wrong Social

SPEAKER_07

I I stopped feeling embarrassment at an early age. So we know that. We know that. So I just take life as it comes. I don't know how this one, it's not super embarrassing, but it was very terrifying. So I was on the way to youth group when I was a student ministry leader, and I was picking up one of my students. So I had another cur girl in the car. And I was driving down one of the roads around here, 35 miles per hour. I was going 50. Naturally. And I got pulled over. I got pulled over by a cop. So I pulled into the 7-Eleven, you know, did the whole thing. And I was actually driving my mom's car. So back then, because I typically lose everything all the time, I would keep my wallet in my car always. And so because I was in my mom's car, I didn't have my wallet. So I didn't have my ID to show this police officer who was honestly a butt munch because he was so rude. A butt munch. He was a butt munch. And so he I told him, I was like, I don't have my ID, I'm so sorry. He's like, okay, what's your he like went back to his car and I think he's like running plates or whatever. And he's like taking a while, right? And I'm like sweating profusively. And I have this sixth grade girl in my passenger seat. She's like and I'm like, and so he comes back up and he's like, Yeah, I'm gonna need to give you give me your social security number. Oh. So I was like, okay. And I gave it to him, and I think I or I know for a fact that I accidentally gave him a wrong combination of numbers.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

I was so nervous, I couldn't remember what it is, and I'm also dyslexic.

SPEAKER_03

And so I was like two confessions in one?

SPEAKER_07

That was like the numbers, and I have repetitive numbers in line. So I'm like, I don't know. Like I was sweating. I'm starting to sweat right now, just remembering it. And so I give it to him, he's like, right now on this pad. He goes down back to the car. He's like, putting it in, everything like that. It takes him a while, and I'm like, I'm like hyperventilating in the front seat. And he comes back up and he like taps my like the side of my door. He's like, I'm gonna need to go ahead and step out.

SPEAKER_01

Alright? I'll just do it in the car.

Two Pullovers In One Day

SPEAKER_07

Did you give him the serial number of a criminal? I think I did. Because the way that he treated me after like after that, so he was like, he tapped on my car door, he was like, I'm gonna need to step out. And he like took me out of the car, he like took me to the back of the car, and he was like, I'm only gonna give you one chance. He's like, don't lie to me. He's like, Did you give me a fake social security number? And I was like, no. He was like, is there anything you need to tell me? Is there anything, you know, whatever? And I was like, well, I was like, well, I'm not good with numbers, so I might have given you the wrong one. And he was like, okay, okay. He's like, could you tell me, like, do you remember it now? And I was like, I think it's this. I was like, I'm just so nervous. Like, uh he was like, I'll I'll take this back to the car and I'll check it out. But he was like, if you are messing with me, you're coming with me.

SPEAKER_01

And I literally, oh my god, oh my gosh. I think read. This is a couple of things. This is drama. We don't have the dump on the switch.

SPEAKER_07

So serious. I my stomach fell out of my butthole. Like, I literally you know that meme where you're just like, ugh, my alarm's going off. So sorry. You know that meme where you're just like phased and like dazed and confused. I was like, what is happening? And so he's I'm still standing behind my car, and so he's in his car looking out, doing stuff, whatever. For like maybe 15 minutes. I'm just standing here. And the girl in my car is like looking back, she's like yelling out the window, like, yo, are you okay? Like, is everything okay? And I'm like, Yeah, I promise. Like a 12-year-old trying to comfort you from the shit. I was like, Are you good? And he comes back out and he's like, So I ran your social and yeah, looks like everything checks out. Looks like you're good. He's like, I'm not gonna give you a ticket for speeding, you know, I'm just gonna warn like warn you, give you a warning on that. I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, I was just so nervous. He was like, I can understand that, but he's like, I think he like alluded to, he was like, just so you know, like you gotta know your social security. He was like, because you almost scared me there for a second. And I was like, sir, you scared me. Okay, sir. Really?

SPEAKER_09

So my confession along the lines with getting pulled over is I was actually pulled over twice in the span of a few hours.

SPEAKER_11

Oh no, were you pushing? Never mind. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_09

I was coming home from work on my lunch break, and there was a cop like sitting in my neighborhood, like hiding in this forty.

SPEAKER_07

Where spot currently?

SPEAKER_09

No, this was in Richmond. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

I was gonna say where you live currently. Anyways, sorry, anyway, continue, sorry.

SPEAKER_09

Skip, skip, um so there was a cop sitting in this one spot in my neighborhood, and it's the part of the strip of the neighborhood where you just come off from like the main road, and this like one road in the neighborhood is very straight. So, like you are used to going like a similar speed as you were on the main road. And so it's what I did all the time. And he pulled me over, and he was like, Hey, like, you know, can I see, of course, license, registration, all of that? And I gave it to him, and then he's like, Okay, you've never been pulled over before, like, you've never gotten a ticket before. Like, I'm gonna give you a warning, just please be more careful next time.

SPEAKER_07

And I was like, Okay, and then hold on, interception. Was he fine? No, okay, not at all. Dang it, it helps just a little bit.

SPEAKER_09

It would have helped, but no, it was not at all. And so I went at I went home and I did my lunch break, went back to work. Coming home from work. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know if I was distracted, I don't know if I thought he would be gone, but he was the exact same. He was still sitting there, the exact same guy, and he pulled me over again, very crazy. And he was like, I thought, I thought you said that you were gonna do better. And I was like, I'm so sorry. It's a bad habit. And he's like, Well, I'm gonna need you to get over this habit. And I was like, and he gave me a ticket that time. He was like, Yeah, I think that second time you kind of deserve it. I and I agree with him. I was like, that is totally fair. That is that's hilarious. That's not true. But it was so like the job. It was so embarrassing though, because it was the same guy. And it was that's only a few hours before.

SPEAKER_07

What are you doing? Like, why don't you go do work? You're just sitting in the car, like in the same doo scrolling?

SPEAKER_10

Doo do scrolling with your radar all the time. Sick very grace. Why are you here four hours later?

SPEAKER_07

You're bigging on a girl that drives a 94 Toyota. Okay. Let her breathe. Let her up. She's already down.

SPEAKER_09

I already can't go that fast anyway. She's already pressing the floor for her.

SPEAKER_10

I was only going that fast because it was downhill.

SPEAKER_09

No, so yeah, and that was really embarrassing. And that was the time I got my first ticket. Wow.

SPEAKER_10

Did you actively visibly thinking this entire time?

SPEAKER_06

I've been really trying to think of it. The thing is, I'm very open with everybody in this room. I mean, I almost took flight in a car one time.

SPEAKER_01

Whoa! What does that mean?

SPEAKER_06

Uh the car's front end started to come off the ground.

SPEAKER_00

How?

Mistaking A Stranger For Homeless

SPEAKER_06

So, me, this is a story of me and my very, very close friend. I don't want to say his name without him. But he has an older, like early 2000s. Now we're gonna identify him, but god, but he had just gotten it procharged and added like probably an extra 250 horsepower to it. There goes a monster. And we're on the back roads near my old house. Those roads are very bumpy. Like, really bad. And it was just a straight road. So he's like, you know, I'm in the passenger, he's in the driver's seat, he just was flooring it. And we probably hit uh I want to say 180. And then the front end, because the roads were so bumpy, the front end started to pick up, like the front end came off the ground. And he hit and he hit the brakes, and it such suddenly hit the ground. Dude, we both like froze and looked at each other, and we went home going the speed limit with no music on. It was no music on at all. It was absolutely terrifying.

SPEAKER_10

Silence for day.

SPEAKER_06

I could I couldn't talk about the time that I spun out in the middle of the highway and saved it. Didn't didn't get hit. It was busy too.

SPEAKER_01

So exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06

No, I was I was an on-ramp, and it was raining really bad, and this is when I had a Mustang. And I was going up the on-ramp.

SPEAKER_07

Rick Rock Sam.

SPEAKER_06

When I get up there, I spun. I spun like a solid like two or three times, and I was like, I was like, I was freaking out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. But I was like freaking out, I was like, frick, frick, frick.

SPEAKER_01

Tell them what you just said.

SPEAKER_10

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01

Can you bleep that again?

SPEAKER_12

No, no, I like that. That's so funny. Get in, you can do that frick.

SPEAKER_06

I literally had to, like, I I had to, I threw it in reverse, whipped it around a little bit. Like, it was actually kind of a clean move. I didn't reverse turn it around, like, hit first and just gunned it. Thankfully, did not get hit. But that was scary as well. I guess those are that's like the best confession I could come up with right now. We'll do another loop. I'll think of a little bit.

SPEAKER_12

Wait, before because we're on the vibe of speeding tickets, I have something to confess. Ooh. One time, one time, no, no. I'm intrigued. This is funny about speeding. One time, David got a speed ticket over in my neighborhood, and I was bullying him about it, and then the next day I got pulled over by the same guy. And I was like, David laughed first. I was like, I'm like, David, you're so stupid. Like, he's always there, like on that road.

SPEAKER_13

And then driving.

SPEAKER_07

May I ask where that is? May ask. For probably like Okay, was he fine?

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe that's good.

SPEAKER_02

I've been driving this neighborhood for like eight or more years. And I have never been. Here all my life.

SPEAKER_12

Well, he'll flip-flop between uh the two roads between us, but anyway.

Two Truths And A Lie: Round One

SPEAKER_02

I want to say when I when I got my I had to go to court for because I got a reckless. I was late to work.

SPEAKER_08

We're all just a bunch of reckless drivers. Not me. I've never gotten pulled over. Knock on wood.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, careful. That's what I literally said. Work for word two David, and then I got just being dicket.

SPEAKER_06

So when I was late to work one day, because I I remember at this job, I had only ever worked Monday through Fridays, and then this was like the first time I ever had to work a Saturday. I'm late to work. I woke up late. I was like, frick! So I was like, get on the rug, and I I I'm sp I I was speeding. It was probably like a 65. I was going about 80, 85. Technically, enough to be counted as a request. Pull me over. I'm freaking out. Like I'm like shaking, sweating, everything like that. These cops were turds. Like I hand them my papers and stuff like that. Because like I hand them like every single document I had in my club compartment because I didn't know which one was it.

SPEAKER_13

They pick it up. Napkin too.

SPEAKER_03

They pick it up and they're like, oh, we don't need this.

SPEAKER_06

Start throwing it through my window. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_13

And I'm like, what the heck?

SPEAKER_10

Starting for true.

SPEAKER_02

And then when we get to court, I have something in my pocket here for you.

SPEAKER_10

A bomb. It's a bomb. Sorry, let me reach in my suit jacket.

SPEAKER_06

You know, eventually when I do end up going to court for it, my guy my lawyer that like my dad got for me was like an hour late.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_06

He was super late. But then also what really got me angry is I remember when I got there, I drove with my parents and I saw like this stupid clapped-out civic in the parking lot there. And I was like, some guy here has definitely got the same ticket that I got. I get in there. Guess who was the first guy up there? The guy driving the Civic. They'd talk about it, like they're like, blah blah blah, whatever his name was for reckless driving. He was going like 35 over the speed limit. And it was like in an 80 zone or like a 70 zone or something like that. And he was like, What is your reasoning for it? Blah, blah, blah. He's like, Oh, you know, I had just gone off of work and my wife and I have been trying for a baby, and I was just excited to come to see it.

SPEAKER_01

And I was like, give me what? Okay, no, no.

SPEAKER_09

And like that's your his reason at court?

SPEAKER_03

That was your guess what? They dismissed it. They dismissed it for that. I'm not even joking. He was like, well. And it was it was a lady too. She was like, Well, we've all been there, son. I'll I'll dismiss it.

SPEAKER_08

I've actually never been there.

SPEAKER_10

My wife is ovulating.

SPEAKER_01

I have to get my land on real.

SPEAKER_06

Mind you, I was gonna be like the second person up there. But my because my guy was so late, he called the courthouse and told them. So I basically just had to sit there with my parents. And mind you, I'm like dressed up. I got like my frickin' khakis, like more proper than any church fit you could see. Thankfully, we got it dropped to just a regular speeding ticket instead of reckless.

SPEAKER_07

You got a lawyer for a reckless speeding charge?

SPEAKER_06

My dad got it for me. I didn't pay.

SPEAKER_07

It was a dad for money.

SPEAKER_06

It was a friend, or my dad was his like coach at the place he works. So he was like, he asked the guy, and the guy was like, Yeah, 100%. I'll help you, man.

SPEAKER_10

I do have another confession that I like, I fear I need to see y'all's reaction to. Okay, I'm gonna say the sentence. Are you going to? Um yeah. Uh at what point in my life I mistook just a regular woman on the setup street for a homeless woman, and I brought her like food and water and supplies.

SPEAKER_04

That's so crazy. She had to have been pissed.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, for you. No, okay. You came up to me and brought me supplies as if I was homeless.

SPEAKER_07

I would literally, like, my face would drop.

Two Truths And A Lie: Round Two

SPEAKER_10

I'd be like, I just okay, so I would rather you just call me ugly. Let me sit the seat. Let me sit the seat. Okay, so we were coming out of brunch, and it was like the hottest day of the year, like horrible. And there's this lady, okay, mind you, sitting on the opposite side of what it's like a six-lane road or something like that. I don't know. On the opposite side, with a bike, and then I think like there was just a bike with a bunch of grocery bags attached to it. Uh-huh. And she had like an umbrella leaning up on the ground, and she was sitting underneath it.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. On the corner of the room.

SPEAKER_10

So to me, you know, you think and to other two friends that are also all like 16, 17, were like, oh my gosh, that is awful. It is so hot out. And it was my idea. I will, I will say, she's like, we should bring her like water or something like that. Like it's really hot. So we thought like Walgreens or something, got like water and granola bars, and like I'm this poorly. Oh my gosh. We put a Bible in there. You put a Bible in there. No, shut up.

SPEAKER_07

I'm pretty sure you put a shut up.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, so she was sitting in on the so on the side when you pass like Fizzolis or whatever, like she was on the opposite side. Did she like look homeless? Yeah. For my passing. Homeless passing because of the setting. Like maybe she's sweaty. Probably. So we go to the store and we park across the street at like, I think it's like the Wells Fargo or whatever that was like closed down. And so one of my friends, whose car it was that we were taking, she was like, I'm gonna stay with the car, I don't want to leave it here. Which I I want to text her and see if she like knew. Like, I'm pretty sure she was like, I don't think this lady's homeless, and I don't think she said anything. I don't know. I need to ask her about that. And so then me and my other friend go out, and we like are running across because it's active traffic, there's no crosswalk to get to her, too. So it's like middle of the road on the other side. So like we're running across, middle section, run across again, get over there. And we walk up, and then uh like she's like, Okay, talk to her. And I was like, I'm not talking to her, you talk to her. She's like, No, it's right. She's like, She's a wild animal. You say it, you say it. And I was like, hi. And at this point, she had a friend with her that had come and they were having a very heated discussion under the umbrella. Like under the umbrella. And so again, two 16-year-old girls walk up, he's like, Hi, we just got this for you. It's really hot out. She wanted to hell or whatever. And she looked at us and was like, thanks, and then went back to the argument with a friend. And so we like kind of like turned looking through, like, okay. And so, mind you, we are like maybe three feet away from her, standing there waiting because we can't cross the road because of how many cars there are. Oh god, they're having their discussion like over where that table is, and then me and my friend are standing right here, just like so my god. And we're like cross, and by the time we get into like the median in the middle of the road, like she starts to me, she's like, I don't think that lady was home. I'm like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, she definitely wasn't. I was like, we say this to our graves. So I thought I refuse to tell us. She's like, it was at the same time we're like, yeah, she wasn't. Yeah, she was not almost. Yeah, she wasn't. And uh, if that lady's listening right now, I just want to say I'm sorry. That's on me. That was probably the most humiliating moment of my life. And I think about it when I try to fall asleep, and I'm like, oof.

SPEAKER_06

So that's like a that keeps you up at night.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, like could you could you imagine like receiving on the receiving end of that? Of like two teenage girls, I just got this for you. It's like granola bars and water and a Bible. A Bible, a mini Bible, maybe a Dr. Pepper. No, no, no.

Two Truths And A Lie: Round Three

SPEAKER_08

More water bottles and nerds going through the body. Nature Valley bars, but I do not want. I think some goods and a little bit.

SPEAKER_06

To me, you guys just bought her a snack. Like, I'm not, I wouldn't be upset by that.

SPEAKER_10

Like thanks. But the way that she was like, thanks, or something like that. And then went back to the conversation. I was like, ooh. And called that well, and misjudged that one. I have no idea. I couldn't tell you. I don't remember her face anymore, which is great. It's a blessing. That's good. That's good. It's a blessing.

SPEAKER_07

But it was rough. That's cute. Two truths and a lie. Two truths and a lie. Two truths to get there. I could start to song. Okay. Oh, Ryan was going to circle. I had to put a lot of thought into what my Two Truths and a Lie was going to be. So one time I was driving with, or my friend was driving, I was in the car with her, and we accidentally we were driving through this neighborhood, and somehow, somewhere, we ended up on a golf course in the middle of a golf, a game of golf. My next one is I almost witnessed an axe murder.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And my third one. Almost that I blacked out skydiving and my instructor had to carry my lamp body.

SPEAKER_11

I hope that's true.

SPEAKER_06

Tyree, Tyree, I I just want to say this now. You would never go skydiving. I don't think that one. I think that was a lie.

SPEAKER_12

I do personally think that's a lie. Just because well, does anyone else have an opinion? One of those I've heard before. One of those stories I've heard.

SPEAKER_10

I was there for, possibly. Oh.

SPEAKER_04

Please tell me what was the word. Or was it not the skydiving?

SPEAKER_10

It was the ex murder. I think. Are we thinking of the same story or no?

SPEAKER_07

I don't think so. She's like, it was a lie. Never mind. That wasn't an axe.

SPEAKER_10

I'm thinking of on the way back from camp that when you're on the side of the road when the guy had the big, but that was not an axe. Nah, nah, nah. I think it's skydiving.

SPEAKER_12

It's between the ex murdering and I think it's skydiving.

SPEAKER_06

I think the truth is driving. Well, there are two truths.

SPEAKER_12

I think the golf course is so specific. Okay, I'm gonna say skydiving is the lie. Same guess as well. Who else?

SPEAKER_06

I guess. Yeah. Skydiving's a lie.

SPEAKER_07

It is the lie.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

That because now you're not gonna be. Wait, can you then explain the action murder? Your left body hitting the ground. Y'all seen The Bachelor? Did y'all watch Matt James's season, The Bachelor? Rachel Kirk Kirkconnell went skydiving, and she like anyway. Sorry. I remember that in my head. Sorry, guys.

Rapid Fire: Moments We Replay

SPEAKER_07

And the other one. And the other one. So a group of my friends, there was this one girl, she was like newer to our friend group, love her. So we were driving, we went through the James River. Took like about three hours. So at the end, we had to drive back to our other car where we had gone on the river at. So we were driving there, and instead of putting the directions into Google Maps, this girl was like, Oh, I remember the way. And we're like, oh I gotta go, cool, cool, cool. And she's driving, and we're going through this neighborhood that we didn't originally go through. And so I'm like, I don't think it's this way. She's like, Oh I gotta I remember we're good. I was like, we were actually going in the opposite direction. So I don't think we're good. And she's like, oh I got it, I got it, got it, got it. And so we pull up to this country club looking building, and I'm like, I don't think we are in the correct place. So please let's follow the cheaper. Yes, I do declare. And she was like, No, we're good, which I think is just up here, you know, through here. And I'm like, okay. And so we're still driving, and we get to like the corner of the like you can see where all the golf carts are parked and everything. And it's like this very narrow path and like these gates, and she's driving through that. And I'm like, girl, we are not going the direction that we need to go. And it's like, no, it might be through here. And at this point, everybody in the car is yelling, like, no, this is not at all in the location that we need to be at. And she's like, All right, I'll just pull through here and make a U-turn. We like come to this like hill and we're like get on top of the hill, and there's a golf somebody playing golf like three freet in front of us. And I'm like, girl, we should not be on here at all. And she's like, Oh, I'll I'll turn around. And we're like, back up now. Immediately put it in reverse, put it in reverse, and she's like, I'll just pull up here and turn around. She starts doing a 13 point K turn. Her wheels are actively like absolutely standing there, absolutely tearing up the green of this golf course. And we're just like, just turn around. And she's like, No, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, and she's like pulling back and up, pulling up, backing up, and we're just like, oh my gosh. And these people are like waving us down and like running after us, and she's like, Oh, I gotta go, I gotta go. And she's like whips it, her wheels are like sputtering on the grass. Oh, and she's like, and she like takes it.

SPEAKER_00

I love all these like sound effects. She takes off, and we're all on animate this. Let's go.

SPEAKER_07

Do we know anybody that's good at animating? It was actually it may also made me sweat because I was like, that would make sense. How did we get here? How did we get here? So for the axe murderer, yeah, the axe murderer. Oh, the axe murderer. I fear I might have played this up a little much. But uh another group of my friends separately went to tribal axe.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Like it's a place where it's a place where you like right throw axe axes for fun, I guess. And you know, like you have the lanes, obviously, there are the rules where you have to throw at once, everybody has to stop, and you go get them. One of the friends I was with, anyways, she would not be listening to the directions, and so there was a point in time when one of my friends was down at the end getting their axe off the board, and she threw her axe, and I am not even joking, it hit the board, it hit her target board all the way at the very end, two inches from his live body.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_07

And he heard the like as it stuck in the the board, and he was like, he turned around slowly, and he's just like oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's just like she noticed what she did.

SPEAKER_01

She was like, Oh my gosh, I almost killed you! We were all speechless. Absolutely speechless.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna be completely honest, that is one of my fears that and that is why I don't want to go act throwing. There's been so many times that multiple friends of mine have been like, hey, let's all get a group together and go act throwing. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Actually, I'm busy that day.

SPEAKER_07

I don't want to go with a podcast outing. Oh, it's very fun. So fun. So terrifying to watch that one is also problematic.

SPEAKER_10

Like, was that stated in the waiver, or am I good?

SPEAKER_07

Am I covering it?

SPEAKER_10

Or are we good? Or is that because it's yeah, it was actually crazy.

SPEAKER_07

Very scary. That's insane. Okay, guys, see you guys on.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so mine are. I'm just gonna list them one after the other. So one of them is that I have actually met Kristen Chenowith.

SPEAKER_01

Um, who is that?

SPEAKER_09

The one that plays Glenn. Well known her.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think I would have gotten that if Tyree didn't do that. Thank you.

SPEAKER_09

Well, it's not her.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_09

It's the girl in the pink. Um, the second one. Friends.

SPEAKER_06

In the original.

SPEAKER_12

The original it's Kristen Chenowith. Yes, yes, yes.

What We Nerd Out About

SPEAKER_09

So the first one is that I've met Kristen Chinowith. The second one is that I actually played with Macy Gray's kids. When you mentioned anyone, yes, Morgan. I was like, if anyone knows who Macy Gray is, it's gonna be Morgan. Okay, so my third one is that I actually saw Gordon Ramsey when I went to Las Vegas.

SPEAKER_08

Would you go to Las Vegas? I think that's real. I think that's real. That's true. Which one do you think is a lie? So Macy Gray's kids. I've never heard you say that ever.

SPEAKER_07

Christian Chenowitz.

SPEAKER_08

It's such a Morgan show.

SPEAKER_07

I think Christian Chennooth's a lie. No, that one's true. I've heard her say that story before.

SPEAKER_05

I think it's the kids.

SPEAKER_08

The Macy, the Macy Gray's kids.

SPEAKER_10

I uh I know you went that she saw like Guy Fieri and not Glenn. No, I should say a half-life. No, but that's what I'm saying. I'm saying I'm wondering if she like has a true thing and then just barely changed it. Yeah. I also just want to believe the Macy Gray thing's true. She wants to believe it. Because I the amount of times that I torture my friends with that song. Where did you play with them?

SPEAKER_12

Like at church or something?

SPEAKER_09

First, you have to decide on the lie. No, we don't. We can ask a follow-up. Because the more I tell, it's gonna sound more and more believable if it is the truth.

SPEAKER_10

That's true. Okay. What do we think? What do we think? Macy Gray. Okay, Gracie thinks Macy Gray's a lie.

SPEAKER_07

I do think that one's the lie.

SPEAKER_10

Realistically, it probably is, but I I'm for the bit, I'm gonna say that Gordon Ramsey thing's a lie. For the bit? For the bit. For the bit. And you are correct. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

So when we lived in Ohio, my mom used to take me to this babysitter that also babysat Macy Gray's kids. Are you kidding me? In Ohio. I don't know how I don't remember it. I'm Macy Gray. But apparently, my mom used to tell me, she's like, yeah, when you were a kid, you used to play with Macy Gray's kids.

SPEAKER_10

That is insane. Yeah. And I'm so honored to have been holding.

SPEAKER_09

Do you still remember her kids? I don't remember anything. Follow him on Instagram for the least. It was very, I was like really, really little. But no, I did go to Las Vegas, but I did not see Gordon Ramsey. But I did eat at his one of his restaurants. Very good.

SPEAKER_08

That was a good lie. That was a good one. Maybe she can accept you, or are you ready?

SPEAKER_05

No, I think I got them. I got some.

SPEAKER_10

So before you start, Gracie, when it gets to mine, you cannot participate. You can't do mine either. Okay.

Sibling Shade And Petty Grievances

SPEAKER_09

I'm actually surprised that you all did not want to hear the Kristen Chenowitz story. Oh, yes, I do. I'm sorry. Okay. I was like, oh, they just slid right by.

SPEAKER_10

I got you said Macy Gray and I didn't hear anything else.

SPEAKER_09

It's just because Survey was like, oh, it's true. And I was like, oh, of course, of course there is a story. Well, you've heard it. But okay, so a small group of us from my high school choir were selected to go perform with her because she did this thing where she would like take local high school choirs and invite them to sing with her. Middle school. And she told she chose bleep bleep bleep. And yeah, a small group of us went to and we sang like a couple songs with her on at one of her concerts. That is amazing.

SPEAKER_01

That's cool. So that was a story. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Conor, privileged.

SPEAKER_06

So I've I'm gonna combine two of them together because I think that'll make it fun. The first one is my mother was not only very close friends with the princess of Dubai, but also is very close friends with the drummer from Fallout Boy.

SPEAKER_07

Bro, your mom's circle is crazy.

SPEAKER_06

And then the second one, I came face to face with a bear, a black bear.

SPEAKER_03

Sorry, like, was it a polar bear?

SPEAKER_06

Uh and then the third one is I've had a paranormal like event happen to me.

SPEAKER_10

I have two, my pants randomly fell down in the middle of the wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, what?

SPEAKER_12

Okay, repeat. I think it's is this is the black bear thing the time when you were on the phone with me and Morgan and then you almost hit a black bear on the ball. No, no, it's forgot about that. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

It was not about that.

SPEAKER_10

I will say, I know for a fact the follow by followboy thing is true, so therefore I guess the Dubai thing has to be true if he kept it together. So that's true. I don't know. Between the other two, I feel like he's being sneaky with saying paranormal event. But I think it could be a bloody marriage. Something like what I just said. And the mirror.

SPEAKER_07

He spun three times.

SPEAKER_05

I've never done Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_07

He thinks the paranormal activity one. Is a lie.

SPEAKER_05

Do you guys all agree on that?

SPEAKER_07

I think the black bear won't a lot.

SPEAKER_05

Kennedy?

SPEAKER_09

I'm gonna go black bear.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna go black bear.

SPEAKER_14

So are we thinking for well, actually, all three are true.

SPEAKER_07

Whoa!

SPEAKER_08

That is not the game!

SPEAKER_06

I couldn't think of a single lie.

Closing And Next Week’s Tease

SPEAKER_08

So I was just like, I'm so wholesome. I can't lie.

SPEAKER_03

No, like dude, I'm sitting here.

SPEAKER_07

I'm such an honest man. I would never lie to a lie.

SPEAKER_03

No, because like let alone five of them.

SPEAKER_06

Three truths. Technically four if I didn't bunch those two together.

SPEAKER_12

And there it was. And then I was like, you did not do that. You didn't need to bunch.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it was like Mary Grace was like, oh, let me tell some, let me tell the story. And I was like, oh yeah, perfect. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't listen to your story at all because I was trying to.

SPEAKER_03

I was genuinely sitting with the game.

SPEAKER_12

This game isn't flexible. This game isn't flexible.

SPEAKER_01

I'm so fresh.

SPEAKER_03

None of that is flexing. You bought him.

SPEAKER_01

I had a paranormal encounter. I want to hear the paranormal encounter.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so this was actually at this was at camp when your brother. Or when your brother was hey, you don't follow by the rules.

SPEAKER_12

I told some good stories about baby. I'm gonna have to repeat myself.

SPEAKER_10

I would never lie to a woman.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, yeah, I'll remember that. I'll I'll I'll tell you guys all my stories. So two out of the three stuffs, well, the ones not including my mother happened at camp. Same year, by the way. So the first year was we like we were all staying in the cabin. Me and all our me and all the guys were and we were kind of banished to like the basement cabin. Because they were like, okay, so you're gonna your guys as the biggest group. And we're gonna have you have two leaders because you guys are not only the biggest group, but the most rowdy. You get two leaders. Well the leaders helped us be rowdy. But ev every night until the very last night, every single one of the guys in our like door in our you know cabin had like like saw this guy just walking through our dorm, it completely blacked out. But it didn't fit any of the descriptions of any of us. And then some of the other girls around the camp said that they saw somebody s outside their window tapping on it in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, this is just a green post. No. This is a lot.

SPEAKER_07

But and I would have gotten out of dodge immediately. And would have taken out my unregister.

SPEAKER_01

That's all I was thinking. Say it along with me. Say it along with it with me. I don't know. Say it the rest of the room.

SPEAKER_06

I just remember every night, every night until the final night when we like all didn't. Well, we did like a big group. We did like a big group prayer before we went to bed. And that's the only night I didn't feel I didn't feel like I didn't feel like the heebie jeebies that night. Like every other night I f I grew I woke up feeling like uneasy. That last night.

SPEAKER_07

So you only prayed on Thursday?

SPEAKER_06

A group prayer.

SPEAKER_07

A group prayer.

SPEAKER_10

Cry night. Cry night.

SPEAKER_06

The bear was at camp as well.

SPEAKER_10

Duh bears.

SPEAKER_06

Duh bears. We were actually we were all down at the fishing hole.

SPEAKER_07

This watermarks.

SPEAKER_06

No. We were all down at the fishing hole. We were all sitting there, and I remember it was probably about 20-ish minutes until it was like dinner time, I guess. So I was like, you know, I'm gonna run back to the uh cabin because I just want to like take a quick shower. So I was I was running back to the cabin, but I had to run through like a good bit of woods before I got back there. And as I'm running back through the woods, I remember hearing all the guys cheer because they finally caught fish. We sat there for an hour and nobody caught anything. So they finally cheer. I go back down there for a second, see that they're you know they caught something, and I start walking back. As I'm walking back, I hear something rustling in the trees to the left of me, and I'm thinking, immediately I'm like, oh, it's just the guys messing with me. Then I hear every single one of them cheer again. Like I'm not that far away from them, you know? And I'm like, that when I hear that, I kind of like start to tense up a little bit.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like what?

SPEAKER_06

And then I hear, I hear like, forgive my bear sound effects, they're not the greatest. But I hear Oh my and I I turn to my I turn to my left and I just see this, like I just see a black bear rubbing its back on the tree next to me. And I was like You say hi? I I I was frozen, and then it like stops rubbing it, you know, it like gets off of the tree, I guess you could say like, and I just as soon as its front paws hit the ground, I bolted. I ran the fastest I think I have ever ran before. I was just terrified. I made it all the way back to my cabin. I sat there, I was like and then during dinner, I remember I was like, I was like sitting there freaking out. None of the guys believed me. So then I go up to the the owner of the camp. Like this guy is not not like the guy, like not the leader of our trip. No, the guy who owns the camp. I go up to him and I was like, hey, I know it's probably gonna sound stupid. I probably might have just seen something. I might like are there black bears around here? It's like, yeah, there's a very high chance of that.

SPEAKER_10

I'll have to a high chance, there's a really good chance you saw that. You know, we're gonna build our camp.

SPEAKER_06

Um I asked him again on the last day as well. He said he has some like hunting cameras around. He saw the bear on the cameras.

SPEAKER_10

All right, Gracie, you go next because you had to leave early.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, I'll be quick. I don't really have stories with mine. Almost just said no. Okay, the first one is I dissected a squid in my college dorm room. Oh, or just like in my college like dorm area. I played the cello in middle school, and I wrote a like review on the back of a book. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna say cello.

SPEAKER_12

I'm gonna say, wait.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna say the cello is the little.

SPEAKER_12

What was the second one again? You said you do the cello? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

In high school. Or was it middle school?

SPEAKER_12

I said middle school.

SPEAKER_07

You don't seem like a cello girl.

SPEAKER_02

I uh and if you played the cello, you would have performed at church by now.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, because I was good and did not say I was good.

SPEAKER_08

I should say the cello is a lie.

SPEAKER_09

I'm gonna say the cello is a lot.

SPEAKER_08

So we all sang cello? I think cello. It's true. Oh, that's well, like that's yeah, that's a lie. I played the violin. Yeah, I did dissect a squid in my college dorm.

SPEAKER_06

See, that was too random to be a lie.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything. I wrote a review on the back of a book. A book. It was for a lady at my church. She wrote a book. And she was like, I want, I was actually, I was in college at the time, freshman year. She's like, I would love a college liberty student to write it. And I was like, Love that. Okay. That is cool. Very good, very good. I was like, 19 years old. Love that. I'm so sorry, Greg.

SPEAKER_10

I just kicked the Gracie poker face when I do these. Okay. Because we both, that's why I was not allowed to participate in hers. Okay. I once caused my teachers road rage on the way to school. I was once held at gunpoint and I almost lost my foot to a spider bite. Oh, well.

SPEAKER_08

We already know one of the shoes. Shut up about that one. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_10

I'm like, the first thing. I was silent for your tutors a lot.

SPEAKER_12

The first time I met Morgan, she's like, I almost die from a spider bite like a fancy car. I was like, my name's Ivy.

SPEAKER_10

It came up naturally. You have never heard that.

SPEAKER_06

I've never heard that story. I'll show you the pictures.

SPEAKER_10

She has a whole photo album and the doctor. Okay. Yeah, which one's the lie? The lie? Between those three. What was the first one? No idea.

SPEAKER_06

I think it's the gunpoint one.

SPEAKER_10

What was the first one? I once caused my teachers Red Rage on the way to school, and then I was once held a big one. The gunpoint is just too outrageous.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you've never you would have talked about that by now. Yeah. But but you're gonna talk about a spider bite, but not a gunpoint. It's the gunpoint, at least not true.

SPEAKER_12

But maybe it's like it's not what we're thinking, gunpoint. It's like water gun and nerf point.

SPEAKER_10

Nerf gun. Oh. I was once in a fiery squad. That that's right. I guess I'll say that's a lie.

SPEAKER_13

I guess I'll say that's a lie. Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, I'm gonna go with the held at gunpoint too. Gunpoint's a lie.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, it was a lie. I caused in high school. I like was coming down a road on the way to school, didn't realize the lane I was in was closing like with the cones. It was right after I had just gotten my license, too. And it was my 2004 Trailblazer. Trailblazer. Um I didn't see it, and so then I cut off the car behind me on accident because I was got scared and tried to merge as fast as possible. And it turned out to be my teacher or like my homeroom teacher, whose room was right across from my locker. So I get inside the building and she's just standing outside talking to the teacher next to her, and she was like, Oh my gosh, there was this idiot on the road today. She's like trashing me. No, it's like she's just like, yeah, they were driving this. Oh, it was just like it was so stupid. She like they just cut me off, didn't even like wave or anything afterwards, no blinker. I could have gotten in an accident. And then while I was driving, like they were driving down the same, like, I don't know if like I I think she no, yeah. She then she came around and cut me off back. Oh lord. And so she was like, and then they were following me, and I thought that they were trying to kill me, but I already had enough rubbish weight this morning when they cut me off in the first place. Like laying into my custom. Oh my gosh. And then she sees me standing, she's like, isn't that crazy, Moria? I was like, yeah, that's insane. Like, yeah. Couldn't be me.

SPEAKER_12

All right. My two tooth's still alive. Number one, I still have a baby tooth. Number two, number two, I kind of fell off of our roof helping our dad do some shingling.

SPEAKER_10

Yet again, you either fall off of a roof or you don't get to something.

SPEAKER_12

My last one is I've pet a lion and a tiger.

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A liger.

SPEAKER_12

A liger. No, a lion, two separate, a lion and a tiger at the same point. Where I can ask questions. No questions. I what was the first one? I still have a baby tooth. I know that's true. Because she has said that to me. Dang it. I thought I'd still said to you guys. Can a spider bite was the answer? I think I told you and that, didn't you? Yeah. Dang it. I see I did it. I think the roof might be the lion?

SPEAKER_08

I think the lion and tiger. Where the hell?

SPEAKER_10

I was held at gunpoint. Yeah, that was a little true out there. Yeah, really. A little either true or really not. I think tiger. This is Kennedy softwatching that she's met like Tiger King. So I was at Carol Baskins, and that wash.

SPEAKER_08

No, I think I'm gonna go with the roof too.

SPEAKER_14

Roof is my pick.

SPEAKER_08

No, I believe that. I've that I've done that. You asking me?

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Oh.

SPEAKER_12

Alright, let me reveal. The roof is a lie. I did help We did help our dad re-shingle the roof, but I did not fall. Gray kind of almost did, but he was being dramatic. Kind of almost. He was fine. The ladder was right there. Like, just get down.

unknown

Ladder's scary.

SPEAKER_12

So dramatic, Gray. Where did you put a lion? So, so my mom. My mom's cousin works at a zoo, and because they don't want them to like try and kill the zoo keepers, when animals are little, they bring them to people's houses and they keep them as pets for a few weeks.

SPEAKER_13

So we went, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

I don't know if this that's everywhere, but this was in Canada. So he had two lions and a tiger at his house. So we stopped by for a while, played with them. They were so cute, but also like kind of vicious. So dang it, I thought I could stump you guys. We got some really good things. The baby tooth thing, I I still have a baby tooth. Do you really? It's one for real. I've never met somebody who still has a baby tooth. Do you actually freak out?

SPEAKER_10

My mom has mine at a shirt.

SPEAKER_07

My mom has mine. Oh my gosh. No, the Lord didn't. My mom has mine too. And for my 80th birthday, she gave me a chance. What? Wait, in like a little bit. They're in like a little chest.

SPEAKER_08

You need to get like a teeth thing and make it like a little dunction. You know.

SPEAKER_07

Rapid fire. Rapid fire. I'm going to go around saying a few prompts, and you have to confess.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not good on the spot. Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

So, what is a moment you replay in your head?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, I have to go first. Yes. Oh no. Can I just say the one that I was gonna say? Because I do think about it sometimes. Sure. Okay. I have. This is bad. I have shoplifted before. Very great.

SPEAKER_10

That wasn't your confession.

SPEAKER_09

I would have got a speedy ticket. Because I was like, maybe we won't get to the last segment, and I don't have to say it.

SPEAKER_07

We got there. We got there.

SPEAKER_09

First one to go for this one, and that's all I could think of. Yes, that's true. It was some nail polish. And a couple packets of like seeds for like flowers. Good. She's giving back to her earth. She's tilling the land. Really? And don't shoplift. Don't shoplift. But that was when I was younger.

SPEAKER_03

That was in my youth.

SPEAKER_09

In my youth. And I would never do it again, and I'm very sorry.

unknown

Very sorry.

SPEAKER_07

Don't rest me, please.

SPEAKER_05

Very sorry.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. David, something you replay in your head often.

SPEAKER_06

Oof. Oh, this one's so embarrassing. Oh, it's bad. Back in middle school, it was like a very first girl.

SPEAKER_07

First time you liked a girl?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. But like no, like first girl, I really liked her.

SPEAKER_10

Had feelings for her.

SPEAKER_06

Like, and I remember I liked her like really bad.

SPEAKER_10

Relay.

SPEAKER_06

And I remember I really liked her for like a really long time. And I remember my one friend, he convinced me to ask her out. Oh, which I would have never had. And he set me up. Because he was like her, he was really close friends with her. And he knew I found out later that he knew basically I asked her out. And she was like, Oh, sorry, David, I'm not looking for a boyfriend. Got a boyfriend like a two weeks later. Oh.

SPEAKER_12

But like right in the heart. Right in the heart.

SPEAKER_06

But what's crazy is that he knew that she didn't like me and still told me to ask her out. That replays in my head. I'm like, this crappy guy set me up hard.

SPEAKER_10

Morgan. Ironically, mine also has to do with the first person I ever like actually liked. So there's this guy that had a crush on. I was like my freshman year of high school. And like the whole year we were like really good friends. Cause like we were we were in like next to each other in band.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, not the band kids.

SPEAKER_10

No. And so I like I was like his first friend at the school because we met in that like first class the day or whatever. Really good friends. And every year for band, we'd go to Bush Gardens for our like trip because we went and did the state competition in Williamsburg. Sorry. And then went to Bush Gardens for the awards ceremony. You're good, you could I like it. And so we were there all day, and it's like pouring down rain.

SPEAKER_13

Oh no.

SPEAKER_10

And we're all together, and like all my friends that are with me in band are all kind of like they've been waiting to happen the whole year, like for us to like get to wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And so band kids, man. They're all like I mean.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. Okay. Homeschool. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, I may have been homeschooled. I wasn't kidding though.

SPEAKER_10

We still have our baby teeth. That's what happens when you're homeschooled. You hold on to one baby tooth. And so we were walking, and it was like one of those like the bridge between two of the main sections where it's like all like the wooden planks. And this guy tried to use his Heelys.

SPEAKER_00

Not Foster Bridge.

SPEAKER_10

And he like almost wiped out completely. But the way he like almost fell was so funny to us because he said arms and legs were all flailing, and like it like the closest you could come to falling without falling, that's what he did. And it was so funny.

SPEAKER_06

At that point, I'd rather just eat it. No, yeah.

SPEAKER_10

And so it was so funny that like we all started like mimicking it right over. And so then when I did it, I like fully committed to the bit. So I started doing that, and then I actually completely wiped out and slid down the bridge. No right in front of him. And I literally was like, I know it's rap. It's rap.

SPEAKER_06

All right, Kennedy, go.

SPEAKER_12

Alright, rapid fire. One time I was going to a winter retreat and we were touring this like really old house. I just told Terry this story yesterday, but it's fine. And I was in front of my crush and I was at the top of the stairs, and they were really steep stairs, and it was raining. And so I'm at the top and I slip and let out like this huge, like gasp, kind of a yell. And like a Looney Tutes character, I hit every single stair all the way down to my crush. And everyone's like, oh my gosh, are you okay? And I think about that moment like every day. Oh, that is devastating. Yeah, rip.

SPEAKER_07

Rip. Oof. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That's so good.

SPEAKER_07

That's good, one. Didn't think of one.

unknown

Great.

SPEAKER_09

Disappointment.

SPEAKER_07

I've just been listening this whole time. I've been listening and engaging. Like, say something. I've been engaging with everybody's stories.

SPEAKER_06

Liar.

SPEAKER_12

What about when you got engaged? Almost. Don't you think about that all the time? I would liar.

SPEAKER_10

You got engaged almost. And she said, I repressed that.

SPEAKER_07

I fear you have to tell the story. I was in Indonesia and on a mission strip. On a mission strip. And right, like we're Americans in a foreign country, and everybody's obsessed with America. Like, they all thought we were straight from MTV. That's what they would always say when they were talking about this. And they loved taking pictures with us. I don't get it, we're just Americans. They love taking pictures with us. And one day we were at the house that we were staying at, and people were coming in and out, like wanting to visit the Americans. And so one of the neighbors came in to visit, and he literally like was like grabbing my hands. He was like, Oh, you're so beautiful, like blah blah blah. He was talking in like their language, so I couldn't understand a lot of it, but the translator was like, you know, translating. And he I guess was saying something. He asked me a question. I don't know what he was saying, but the translator kind of like cut him off, and she like clearly told him, like, basically, stop. No. And he like left, walked away, and I was like, what did he say? She was like, he was asking to marry you, but so casually. And I was like, oh, oh, okay. I mean, I do think about that trip a lot. I thought it was freaking sick. I do think about how hot it was. Like I was probably profusively sweating every second of every day. So I look like a rag doll. So I'm surprised he wouldn't marry me because I look like I just Raggedy Ann and Khesia. Like I look tore up from the floor up every single day. So that's something I think about often. And unfortunately, there's proof. Anyways, what is something that you each can absolutely nerd out about? Like insane. Rapid fire. So make it quick. Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_12

No, no, I'm not ready. Go the other way.

SPEAKER_07

I can't.

SPEAKER_12

I'll go first.

SPEAKER_07

Something that I can absolutely nerd out about is there are some people that probably do know this. There are a lot of people that probably don't know this. I am obsessed with Avatar, the last airbender.

SPEAKER_09

I guess the only thing I can really think of is my obsession with the office.

SPEAKER_12

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_09

I feel like that's really basic, but I can quote probably every not only so.

SPEAKER_07

Can she? She does. I do. And they'll do again differently.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. Um would you like to go first, Morgan? No, you got it. Multiple things.

SPEAKER_12

Um, David. One. Every question was for new.

SPEAKER_06

I guess one that I could probably go into detail about literally everything would be God of War. Okay. The war franchise. I could explain the entire thing to you right now.

SPEAKER_10

Good one. I also pretty much anything and everything. I love a good pop culture moment, but specifically for me, Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_07

I'm calling your BS because we haven't seen Twilight.

SPEAKER_10

Girl. Because I've seen Harry Potter. Because what because I was living on fanfiction.deck in AO3. And I read Manicold before it got turned into a book, and it ruined me at 14. Don't read it. I'm not plugging that.

SPEAKER_06

You know what's crazy? For somebody as nerdy and into everything I am, I've never once. Been on AO3. I see everybody talking about it.

SPEAKER_10

You shouldn't go on it. Not when your brain's fully developed. Like that's something for when you're thirsty. When you're 13 and you don't know how to process the emotions of being devastated by a book, and you're like, they can't be dead. And then you spend hours.

SPEAKER_06

So then you just watch fanfictions where they're not dead.

SPEAKER_10

Oh yeah. Oh, I for sure I'm I'm reading a like 10-chapter fanfiction of these two characters that are now alive forever in my head. But they got some weird stuff on that, John. So I'm not, I'm not saying you should not do it. Do not. Do not do not. Kenna!

SPEAKER_12

Oh, mine, I've been rehabilitated from it because it was too much, too extreme. I was really big in the original Marvel. Like I it was too much. It was too much. I had to stop. I watched all the movies in chronicle chronological order. Like that's a good one. Very good. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

So what is the technically the first one in cr in order?

SPEAKER_12

To me, Iron Man the first.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Is like I mean, that's what they say online, and I agree with that.

SPEAKER_07

Um, let's do the last one. I know everybody in here has siblings, so when is the last time you were mean to your siblings?

SPEAKER_12

I'll start. Got this locked and noted. After further reflection last week when we were trying to film some clips for the episode, and Gray kept pausing the recording. I was losing my crap. I was like, Great, leave it running. He's like, I'm sorry, I already paused the recording. I'm like, oh that was so funny. Did you record it? He's like, nah, I didn't. I'm like, great. Great. He hasn't been recording this entire day. Yeah, yeah. If that were true.

SPEAKER_06

Mine was probably last week as well on my birthday.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, wait, was this with your sister? How did I know?

SPEAKER_06

So it was really. So first off, it's my birthday dinner. I'm not sure. Have the birthday dinner. Happy night, like so on my birthday. Quick thing. My sister was an hour and a half late to our dinner and then showed up in like this really just makeup that she doesn't usually wear that made her look like she was a single mother of three who smoked and lived in a trailer park.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, okay. And if you're and that's what he told her. And he said that to her face.

SPEAKER_06

And then continually made fun of her for the rest of the night until she took the makeup off.

SPEAKER_12

MG? Do you have one? You're I don't feel like you're mean to your siblings. You don't have that vibe.

SPEAKER_09

I am struggling to think of one. If my siblings end up listening to this, they might think of a lot. But all I can think of is when we were little and I was like basically like mini mom. And so I would like tell them what to do. I would probably like tell them what to do and stuff. I don't know if my brother would consider this mean, but when we were really little, I used to pull him around in my little wagon. No, that's and I would dress him up and make him watch Barbie movies with me.

SPEAKER_00

So I did that too.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. I don't know what I don't know.

SPEAKER_13

Dressing him up.

SPEAKER_07

Pretty princess. My brothers. So I'll like do my laundry. So my laundry room is right off of our living room. Probably a few months ago, if that. And so, like, right, I'll be doing my laundry and things like that. And I'll like switch my laundry over to the dryer. And I am a working gal. Like, I don't get it like as soon as it's done. So it might stay in there for a while. But instead of like when my brothers go to do laundry, instead of putting my laundry like in the laundry basket that's right there, that's mine, or even putting it in my room, they will put it on the couch right there. And then they'll have their friends over. And so my laundry is just sitting on the couch. Your delicates are out. Delicates are freaking out on the couch while they're playing Marvel Rivals right next to it. And I'm like, why are my my why are my clothes right there? My pentanoos.

SPEAKER_14

Why are my pentanoos?

SPEAKER_07

My undergarments. My undergarments. My petticoat.

SPEAKER_06

Like whenever we're going through a laundry, every time there's stuff's in there, I always fold it. And I don't put it in the room, but I put it.

SPEAKER_11

You fold their laundry? Yeah. What? Wow.

SPEAKER_06

But then I've never heard of when I put my laundry in there, I might leave to either go to like work to go to work or like to church. A single mom works new stuff.

SPEAKER_01

I just get a single mom. You fold your sister's laundry?

SPEAKER_12

That's extra simple. I've never heard of a sibling that nice, but I will never touch my brother's.

SPEAKER_11

It doesn't matter if it's clean. I'm not putting a finger on it.

SPEAKER_06

What they'll do to me is they'll take my stuff and then go and put it in one of the dirty hampers. My clean stuff and put it in the dirty hampers with like my dad's dirty clothes. So then I have to rewash everything.

SPEAKER_09

I think you folding their clothes cancels out the mean things that you said that you did to them. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually insane. That clears your name.

SPEAKER_11

That clears you. I hope you know. Silent round of applause for David. Silent round of applause.

SPEAKER_10

Best little butter brother ever. Butter.

SPEAKER_11

No, I think.

SPEAKER_10

Actually, okay, I have a better one real quick that you could just cut out everything before he had and put this one in. I'm so sorry, Greg. I this was not recently, because I can't think of a good one recently, but it was right after Aaron got married, and we all there was a crossover. I was home from college, so was Ryan. Crossover? Where where we all were back in our the house we grew up in for like two or three months straight. And so it was really sweet, it was fun. But it also brought I think so. It also brought out the worst in all of us. And it was like we were all in like middle and high school again. Oh no. And my absolute breaking point was this is something that's bothered me my entire life. Whenever my brothers got facial hair and they started shaving, they would leave the hair all over the freaking counter. And it kills me, right? And so I literally like have they know this. I the entire time of our childhood, I would get ticked. And so Aaron.

SPEAKER_07

The entire time of your childhood, I would I had like not just.

SPEAKER_10

So since I was a child and they were like middle and high school or whatever, when they started getting facial hair, I would lay into them for it and get like so irritated. And so this one time I went.

SPEAKER_03

I'm sorry, needed another crop drop.

SPEAKER_10

I this one time I was going in and it was like a chore to get everybody to be able to take a shower at one night because everybody there showered at night. Like all of us are night showerers, and so nobody was willing to compromise for the morning. And so we're all like lining it up. And I think we started this though, like this time it was like afternoon-ish, oddly enough. And so I go in, take like go in to go, I think just to the bathroom before I even took mine. And I go up, I wash my hands, and then I grab the towel to dry my hands, and I dry my hands off. And as I'm drying my hands, I pull the towel off and I'm like, oh my gosh. There is no way. Erin shaved all over the counter and then wiped it up with the hand towel and left the hand towel seated, folded nicely and neatly next to the seat. Hey guys, this was just us talking. Thank you so much for listening. Um, please tune in next week. We will have a new episode, and the theme is undecided. You'll have to come see what we yap about. We like to just go for it. There's the talk of our types, possibly. We'll see. Anyway, uh check out our socials in the description on Spotify. Follow us, please, dear God. All right, see you next week. Bye. Bye.