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David's Turn In The Hot Seat
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David’s in the hot seat, and the questions go from harmless to unexpectedly revealing fast. One minute we’re talking about small things that instantly annoy him and the weird habits he can’t quit, and the next we’re unpacking what it’s like to grow up moving around as a homeschooled military kid who never had the “typical” friend group experience.
We dig into the stuff people really want to know when they’re getting to know someone: what he thought adult life would look like, when he first felt independent, and how his job history shaped him. David walks us through everything from restaurant work to cleaning cars to long-distance car deliveries and where he’s landed now, plus what he loved and what he never wants to do again. If you’re into real-life career paths that aren’t linear, this one will feel familiar.
Then we hit the classics: Spider-Man. David explains why Spider-Man is still his lifelong obsession, not just as nostalgia, but because the character stays human and relatable. We also get his dating “type,” his biggest red flags, and his biggest dealbreakers, followed by a ridiculous but oddly practical zombie apocalypse plan that involves barricading inside Home Depot and living off whatever survives the end of the world. We close with rapid fire favorites, what he’s proud of that people don’t usually see, and a real moment about his faith journey and what he wants to be remembered for.
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Introductions And Hot Seat Setup
SPEAKER_01Hey guys, welcome back to Just Us Talking. This week we have David in the hot seat. So expect a lot of talking about Spider-Man, God of War, and Hathaway, Shady Venom, Road Rage.
SPEAKER_06Road Rage, yes.
SPEAKER_01Pre-workout. Pre-workout. You know, anything of the like, anything of the sort. But yeah, let's see how this goes. Stay tuned with us as we ask David anything and everything. So hi, my name's Morgan. And one thing about me is I will always obsessively use my blinker. Every time. That's good. Not a single person behind me, it's on. Draws. It's off.
SPEAKER_03Hi, I'm Gracie. And one thing about me is I will always use a dipping sauce, no matter what food it is. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Hi, I'm David. And one thing about me is I will always order the same thing from Chipotle.
SPEAKER_04Very good. Ooh, that's good. Hey, I'm Kennedy. One thing about me is I will always stay up way too late every night. I have to.
SPEAKER_05Anybody have a good sleep schedule? Good job.
SPEAKER_02I'm Mary Grace, and one thing about me is I have to have ice cold water. I will not drink it if it's not no room tap, no room temp.
SPEAKER_00Hi, my name is Tyree. One thing about me is I will always stop and just look in awe at baby geese. Baby geese. Was not expecting that. I will always stop. She's a bird girl.
SPEAKER_05She's a bird girl, as we talked about last episode.
SPEAKER_00They're so cute. I just love them. And this is just David talking. Are you nervous?
SPEAKER_05A little bit. I always say a little bit. Um, I'm looking around the room and there's just a bunch of women in front of me about to ask me questions.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we have a secret list of questions.
SPEAKER_05I know, I know. That's the part that because I was kind of preparing after your question.
SPEAKER_04Some of them are similar. Some of them are similar. Don't you fret. There were a couple of different things. But Morgan promised that they'd all be different.
SPEAKER_01I made a promise that we will not be keeping. They gave me a mic and I had thought I had the power to say anything. And I did.
SPEAKER_06Half the time you do say anything.
SPEAKER_00For my episode, I told everybody, hey, don't ask about this. You never game.
Rapid Fire Annoyances And Hot Takes
SPEAKER_04Alright, we're gonna start off with some easy, kind of rapid fire-ish stuff. What's something small that instantly annoys you? This is a good question for you, actually.
SPEAKER_05A lot of things annoy me. Um people who interrupt me.
SPEAKER_04Something small, though. Not a big key.
SPEAKER_05I was gonna say people who interrupt me. I don't know that's what I mean. As she interrupted me. No, that's just what I'm gonna say. That ticks me off.
SPEAKER_04I knew that's what you were gonna say. Go ahead, MG. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_02What's your most irrational fear?
SPEAKER_05Centipedes. I hate antics. Centipedes and ticks.
SPEAKER_00Antics.
SPEAKER_05Antics. No, no. Honestly, any other kind of bug, I'm cool.
SPEAKER_00You're cool with any other kind of bug.
SPEAKER_05Well, I mean, like, I can take care of it in the situation of show with a bug.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05I grab a drink with a bug.
SPEAKER_01I still like the way they look.
SPEAKER_00What is something you pretend to hate but you secretly love? That's so good.
SPEAKER_05Trying to think. I'm not gonna lie. There's like a couple Sabrina Carpenter songs that I kind of mess with.
SPEAKER_06I'm like down to Espresso.
SPEAKER_00You had an espresso summer, didn't you?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05There's like two. There's like two songs of hers that I'm like. I'm gonna have to change it. We'll cut it. We'll cut it. If you want child. Espresso is one of them, and then Man Child. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_01Those are two bands.
SPEAKER_00There's two forms.
SPEAKER_05Did you really? Yeah. She just worked for her.
SPEAKER_00Listen, there is crack in Espresso.
SPEAKER_05That song is just I don't know what it is about Man Child. I like that one a lot.
SPEAKER_01No, it is very catchy.
SPEAKER_05I will say I really don't like her music, but whenever they those two songs come on, I'm just like I'm like the villain at the end of a Disney movie starts dancing along with everybody.
SPEAKER_01It's funny. What is a random thing that you take too seriously?
SPEAKER_05Everything.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, everything. Yeah, and I can attest to that because there was this one Sunday where David dropped a little piece of paper next to my foot. He slid it.
SPEAKER_06And you also took it too seriously.
SPEAKER_00He slid it by my feet for the whole entire service. And I slid it back because you're littering. And he slid it back by my feet. And it ended with him placing the small piece of paper in my purse at the end of it, like we just handed it off to each other.
SPEAKER_06I put it in her purse. And she did it until she got home.
SPEAKER_00So he does take everything to say. Literally. Yes, litter.
SPEAKER_03Litter. What is your weirdest habit?
SPEAKER_05Oh.
SPEAKER_03We know.
SPEAKER_05Doing what I'm doing right now. Picking my calluses and then probably also chewing my fingernails.
SPEAKER_04Okay. That's that's okay. That's okay. That's an honest answer. Yeah. I thought that's weird. What's a hill that you'll die on for no reason?
SPEAKER_05Kava's overrated. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04I feel like you've already shared that on here. Oh, you're right. That's one of your hot takes. Let's think of something different.
SPEAKER_05Um, a hill that I'll die on?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, for no reason. Like it's silly. Similar to like your Spider-Man takes, whatever.
SPEAKER_05Taylor Swift is nowhere near Michael Jackson level of famous. I'm sorry. She's not.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna plead the face. I've never made sadly.
SPEAKER_05I looked I said that and I looked directly at Morgan.
SPEAKER_01He's like, yeah, I'll be honest. I don't think Taylor Friday.
SPEAKER_04We appreciate the honesty though. It's fair.
SPEAKER_00Hey, hey, this is your this is your moment.
SPEAKER_04This is your time. You could say anything you want. No judge. We listen and we don't judge.
SPEAKER_02Yes. We listen. What is one thing about you that sounds fake but it's true?
SPEAKER_05I don't know. I think most things most things about me. As somebody if I said something about myself, they'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_04But like a like a misconception, maybe. Like people assume you're one way, but you're like, oh, actually.
SPEAKER_00I have a good one. I think it surprises people how much you can eat.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that is a good one. That is actually really true, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Bro has a 30-count nugget meal milkshake for breakfast every morning.
SPEAKER_02It's like there's no way. That does something.
SPEAKER_05I will I guess. Oh, I will say sometimes, especially like either work or the gym, I a lot of people say I have like a RBF, so when they come up to me and see how nice I am, which I know around you guys that probably doesn't sound accurate, but I I get that a lot outside of this group.
SPEAKER_00Okay, fair. Okay. Fair, fair, fair. What's something that younger you would think is cool about you now?
SPEAKER_05Glad I got big.
SPEAKER_00Glad I got big.
SPEAKER_05I'm sorry, when I was younger, I wanted to be as big as my dad, and I'm almost there.
SPEAKER_01Nice. Very good. If you had to choose one song to play every time you entered a room, the walk-up song.
SPEAKER_05That's so hard.
SPEAKER_01Mo Bamba.
SPEAKER_05No, no, that's that's Mary Grace. We all know that.
SPEAKER_01Photograph Death Leopard.
SPEAKER_05Oh crap, I can't remember the name of the song. I had this con. It was a me and my friends talked about what our walkout songs would be if we were fighters. And I it's it's a metro boomin' song. I can't remember what it was.
SPEAKER_00A Metro Boomin song? Good, Timmy Turner?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_00That's a Metro Boomin.
SPEAKER_05I can't remember. But it was a Metro Boomin song. From his Heroes and Villains album, specifically that one.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay, okay. Good.
SPEAKER_05Yuna Gallon.
SPEAKER_03Can we go to phase two?
Childhood Moves And Homeschool Life
SPEAKER_03Phase two? What was your childhood like?
SPEAKER_05Childhood. God. I mean, I I was in the military and homeschooled, so we moved around a lot. I never really got to make friends, and also I did I was homeschooled, so it's harder for me to meet people that way. So it's whenever I do talk to people about my like childhoods and stuff, I feel like mine is so drastically different than any of them.
SPEAKER_00You don't seem like a typical homeschooled kid though. I appreciate that. I I I really Yeah, that was meant as a compliment.
SPEAKER_05Thank you, thank you. I will say, when somebody doesn't get like I I don't get it off and they're like, oh wait, like you're homeschooled, people say that about me, which I'm like, thank god I don't come off as homeschooled. But when somebody guesses right. When somebody says, Oh, you're homeschooled, I'm like, it bothers me that they guessed it like that fast. You know what I mean? Like, how did you get it that fast? How do you know? What about me? Screams homeschooled, please tell me so I can stop.
SPEAKER_03Wait, so with your dad being in the military, like what are the different places you've lived?
SPEAKER_05We moved around in Florida and Virginia because Navy, that's big big Navy areas. We just moved mainly uh in those states, like pretty around. As a kid, moving like a neighborhood or two was huge for me. So it realistically wasn't crazy, but we moved we moved houses a lot in like school regions and whatnot and whatever.
SPEAKER_04So okay, what's your earliest core memory then?
SPEAKER_05I think I told it on the podcast before, but when the the bat above my bed story. Yeah, that that's my earliest core memory that I got that I got.
SPEAKER_04Oh so wait, actually.
SPEAKER_05Oh no, actually, it's going to the hospital when my little my baby sister was born. Actually, no, like straight up. Like I remember walking to the hospital with my dad.
SPEAKER_00That was very sweet.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm glad you threw the bat story away for a little sister.
SPEAKER_04That's better. That's better. Can I ask you being homeschooled? Like, were you similar to Tyree as a kid, being like kind of quieter and shy, or were you still outgoing, you just didn't have like access to like friend groups?
SPEAKER_05I think it was a little bit of both. I was an annoying kid, I'll tell you that. But when I got outside, like when I was around like adults or people that I knew, I was pretty shy and stuff like that. But when it was pe like kind of how I am now, when I'm around my people, I'm very me and outgoing and stuff like that. So I think. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02What is something your family always says about you?
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_02A good thing, a good thing.
SPEAKER_05Well, yeah, obviously. I I hope my family doesn't say bad things about me. I don't know. My my sisters do say that I'm very caring for them. Sometimes a little overprotective. I will say that.
SPEAKER_00That's nice. Well, you're the only boy, so somebody's gotta do it. Yeah, there's your shop. As a brother.
SPEAKER_05Day and night. Day and nice.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so you are, let's say you're nine years old, school's out for summer. Ideal day.
SPEAKER_05What would you do? Ideal day as a kid.
SPEAKER_00Like family day or like time at like the pool or something like that. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_05I loved this is probably the most homeschool thing answer. I loved when it would be early. I'd go out with my mom grocery shopping and stuff like that. Then we'd come home, get ready, and then go to the YMCA.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Hang out at the pool there and stuff like that. Hang out for realistically, probably wasn't that long. Then go home. Obviously, yes, I put I would play a little bit of video games, and then have dinner with my family, and then we'd all we used to like be religious about game nights, like board games and stuff like that. It was either like telestration or the game of life.
SPEAKER_00What kind of video games were was younger you playing? Like around like nine, ten years old.
SPEAKER_05Mainly the Lego games or like Mario. I'll say a lot of a lot of Mario in those Lego games. My parents were pretty strict about me not playing anything too crazy when I was younger.
SPEAKER_00No God of War yet.
SPEAKER_05No God of War. No, I didn't get to play it, but I watched my dad play it, which I don't r I was like, dad, looking back at it, maybe you shouldn't have let me wear a watch you play that.
SPEAKER_00Good. Good.
SPEAKER_03What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?
SPEAKER_05Spider-Man. Spider-Man. I can't tell you how many times I went to Spider-Man years consistently in a row.
SPEAKER_01Going off of that, what is say it again, sorry.
Spider-Man Obsession And Nostalgia
SPEAKER_01I feel like we have to get to it eventually. What is a childhood obsession that you still have to this day?
SPEAKER_05Come on. Spider Man. Spider-Man.
SPEAKER_01Talk about it. What about Spider-Man makes you like hold on to that since you were a kid?
SPEAKER_05I think it's the earliest movie I remember watching was Toby McGuire's Spider-Man. I mean, I watched all the cartoons, watched everything. As a kid, it's just Spider-Man's the guy. I mean, there's nobody cooler than Spider-Man. And now that I'm older, I just like the character how the character's portrayed in almost every media and stuff like that. It's a character that I can relate with easily because it's not like he's a god trying to be human like Superman or he's not a billionaire. Because I am not a billionaire, guys. Believe it or not. But I don't know. He's a relatable character, and I'm kind of a sucker for characters that I can relate to.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Good. Good answer. It's my turn. Okay, what's something you miss about being younger?
SPEAKER_05The care like just carefree not knowing about the worries of life. When I was younger, I always wanted a job. For some reason, I always wanted a job. Now I I hate working. If I could be a fat chud at home for the rest of my life, I would be a fat chud at home. But no, I gotta go out and get this bread for my 10 AI babies. Is that getting cut?
SPEAKER_01No. AI chubby.
SPEAKER_00We didn't say who it was. Go ahead. In situations like this, it's fine to say it, but when we just met somebody for the first time ever, you never got somebody. We don't talk about that, okay?
SPEAKER_01That's true. You're right. I'm too shy of a dozen, a little too much.
SPEAKER_00First meeting for first time meeting someone ever in life.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay. All right. Um, what did you think your adult life would look like?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01For our listeners, David is MIR right now. David just put two shells over his chest, like a bikini while we were all looking away from him.
SPEAKER_05I just brought some like really, really big seashells. And I was like, huh, what if I did that?
SPEAKER_01What's up?
SPEAKER_05Really big seashells. Like some tiny ones. Like that's a really big seashell.
SPEAKER_00Hey, David the B Cup.
SPEAKER_05Alright, sorry, what was the question?
SPEAKER_02Okay. Um, what did you think your adult adult life would look like?
SPEAKER_05Not like this. I thought I would have been like married with a kid and a fantastic job by the time I was like 21. I thought I was gonna be there. Spoiler alert, I'm not.
SPEAKER_00When did you first feel independent?
SPEAKER_05I don't know if I can s really specify a specific date. I feel like I've always been pretty independent. Like I've never really had to rely on the If like a money situation happened where I needed something done, like uh oh, my car got in, you know, I needed a new car or I needed to fix something. Like I've always been able to not have to ask my parents for it.
SPEAKER_00So Bollar, boller.
SPEAKER_05I've I feel like I've always been pretty independent. I don't know. Probably after I started working.
SPEAKER_00Did your sisters ever like drag you around and like okay, more specifically, did your sisters ever like put makeup on you or like dress you up or anything?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. If Maxie listens to this, I have a specific memory that I hate. Hate hating.
SPEAKER_00Hey, share it.
SPEAKER_05I think this is we lived in Florida at the time. This is a long, long time ago. We had a bunk bed. And uh I have so many stories from that now. But no, she had me dress up in one of her frickin' like what was it? What was that called? Like uh tutu? Yes. Uh and I hate it. I wish I wish you were a bit uh the hand motions I did did not give tutu, but she guessed it. Yeah. I mean, I was young, like I was easily under eight or seven, so I was like really little.
SPEAKER_00That's the best time to take advantage of your younger brother.
SPEAKER_05Whoa.
SPEAKER_00Uh David, not like that. Sorry. Meaning that I also like would put makeup on my younger brother.
SPEAKER_05He's at that age where they're put makeup on me. I'll say that. I don't think they ever put makeup on me, but they put me through the ring around.
SPEAKER_02What was your favorite Barbie movie? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05The one with Bibble. Was that the one underwater? No, that was like a flying princess. That was like the fairy one, right? I don't know. There's like an underwater one and then the bubble one. Yes. It was up. One of those two.
SPEAKER_01Yes. Go ahead. Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_05Watch party right after.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Okay.
Jobs Learned The Hard Way
SPEAKER_01Can we do this one we did for retirees where it was what is your like job history? What are the jobs that you've had? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05First job, I was actually a coach assistant at the gym my dad is the head coach of before he even worked there, actually. I was like an assistant coach for the kids' class. Then after that, I worked at a Mexican restaurant. And I'm very white for those at home. So it kind of kind of stuck stuck out like a sore sore thumb. Then I worked at Home Depot. Then back at the Mexican restaurant. I was a manager at a car wash. Then I was a professional cleaner. And no.
SPEAKER_00You were a maid.
SPEAKER_05I was a maid. No, yeah, straight up. I was a maid. I just don't like saying that. No, there's not. Butler. I was not a butler. But then I did driving for the same place that I'm at now. I had to do long distance driving from like dealership to dealership, but it was like eight hours there and eight hours back just to deliver vehicles. And now I am a car salesman.
SPEAKER_01Nice. Very good, very good. And then what was your least favorite and favorite?
SPEAKER_05Favorite? I don't know. I don't know, honestly. I I liked the restaurant I worked at. I liked everybody there. Everybody liked me. I was pretty cool. That was a fun. No, everybody liked me. I'm pretty confident when I said that.
SPEAKER_06Alright. My least favorite.
SPEAKER_05Probably the cleaning job. I I I despise that.
SPEAKER_00You didn't like Home Depot more? Or like that wasn't the worst one?
SPEAKER_05Home Depot wasn't bad.
SPEAKER_00You look like you wrote a Home Depot.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Like, I know that apron. I know that name. That is crazy. Favorite one though?
SPEAKER_05Favorite one? I I said the restaurant. Oh, sorry. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Wait, so what was your job at the restaurant? Did you like cook or did you like host?
SPEAKER_05I did everything but cook.
SPEAKER_03Go.
SPEAKER_00They're like, you don't have the qualification for that one.
SPEAKER_05Well, I will admit they had they had people straight from Mexico for that one.
SPEAKER_00That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_05Yes. But no, I did prep. Like I wake up early, go and do prep. I was a server. I was sometimes man. I was like an I was never a manager, but I was like kind of an assistant manager. So I'd be the one overseeing shifts and stuff like that. Like I said, did everything but cook.
SPEAKER_04What did you want to be when you grew up?
SPEAKER_05I wanted to be an actor ever since I was young. Interesting. I always wanted to be an actor. Oh wow, thanks.
SPEAKER_06Tracks.
SPEAKER_05Mary Grace, apparently, she could just read me like a book. We've been over this this week. She could just read me very well.
unknownWell.
SPEAKER_02We all have secret talents. What's one of your secret talents?
SPEAKER_05I'm still trying to find one. I can snap and whistle. That's about it.
SPEAKER_01I can snap and whistle.
SPEAKER_00You can dance too.
SPEAKER_05We've seen the Instagram page.
SPEAKER_00Okay, you can dance. We've seen the Instagram. For those that know where David works, look at the socials.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we can see. Another, or one more, I guess, of the chill questions. What are your three Desert Island movies?
SPEAKER_05Ooh, three desert island movies. Spider-Man 2. I'm sorry. That's so that's that that's an easy one.
SPEAKER_00Um why the second one? Toby or Toby's.
SPEAKER_05Toby's. That one was just my favorite as a kid, and even still probably favorite now. I'm not gonna lie. After that, probably Step Brothers. Love that movie. Love that movie. Stepbroth. And then third one. It's a tie- I'm not gonna lie, you guys are gonna call me crazy for this one. It's a tie between Lala Land and Ten Things I Hate About You.
SPEAKER_06Two great rules. I will call you crazy for this.
SPEAKER_01That is a toss-up. Because I would have thought both would be in there. Like I know you like I know you love Step Brothers, but I've like for some reason thought it would just be those two. Like something.
SPEAKER_05It's like how much it depends on like how much do I hate myself today?
SPEAKER_01The duality fan. Stepbrothers with La La Land.
SPEAKER_06What to watch? What to watch?
SPEAKER_05The hardest question in mankind. It's like that the button meme, and the guy's like sweating to press the other button.
SPEAKER_00What do I do? What do I do? Are we going on to phase three?
SPEAKER_05We're kind of flying through this almost.
Dating Type And Personal Red Flags
SPEAKER_00What's your type?
SPEAKER_05Brunette women with glasses, I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_01There you go.
SPEAKER_05It's pretty easy. You fit that criteria? You got me. You got me.
SPEAKER_06You got me.
SPEAKER_00You got me.
SPEAKER_05Or light skin light or light skinned women.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we knew that. Yeah. Yeah. We know. David likes black wheels.
SPEAKER_01Have you seen his AI babies? David, we're never gonna live that down.
SPEAKER_00David, we're gonna. Never mind. Okay. Next question, please.
SPEAKER_06Let's move on.
SPEAKER_00One day we're gonna have to tell like our significant others, like, hey, it's gonna be like a serious sit-down conversation. Like, hey, so I have 10 AI babies.
SPEAKER_04Listen, listen, it was against y'all's will. I did that without your knowledge. So you can't.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Context.
SPEAKER_04We'll have kids together.
SPEAKER_05Context. Uh Morgan had a birthday where what she wanted us to do for her birthday was we did like PowerPoint presentation. In Kennedy's was without us knowing, she mashed random people up together and what their AI babies would look like. And me and Tyree got matched up together, and our babies got ranked the cutest, by the way.
SPEAKER_01Have you seen us?
SPEAKER_05Come on. Just check out the socials.
SPEAKER_01But also to be clear, the only genes present in that child was Tyree.
SPEAKER_04Imagine Tyree smaller. Yeah, no, honestly. Have you seen me? But Mary Grace and Gracie also have AI children.
SPEAKER_00David's recessive genes in a tin. Hello. There you go.
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SPEAKER_04Oh, oh yeah. You weren't last.
SPEAKER_05But yeah, so that's the context there. But yes, you are right. We are gonna have to admit that to our significant.
SPEAKER_04I wanted to add. I fear. Everyone said that looks like your siblings. I was like, oh. Okay. Alright. I fear.
SPEAKER_03What's your biggest red flag?
SPEAKER_00Like, are we talking like what is David's red flag or what are the red flags?
SPEAKER_05You guys can say my red flag. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Let's do both. Now I'll hear what you say.
SPEAKER_05I got two. I get okay. First one I'm gonna start. I can't go if it's not my rest day, I have to go to the gym. That's kind of the point. I have to. Like, I'm not gonna lie, kind of obsessive. And then second one, a little more serious. I get attached pretty quick. I won't lie. I get very attached very quickly.
SPEAKER_04But what's a red flag for someone else?
SPEAKER_05Oh, for somebody else. No, no, I said about it. If you overindulge in any substances. Like a drink here or there, not too bad. Maybe every once in a while a night on the town, that's okay.
SPEAKER_04A night on the town, perhaps.
SPEAKER_05Smoking, doing any crazy drugs or anything like that. Like or drinking every other night. Like, that's just a huge red flag for me. Like, if you're into anything like that, fair enough.
SPEAKER_04Yep. Good red flag. It's pretty valid. Drugs.
SPEAKER_05Ladies, don't do drugs, and we're good.
SPEAKER_01Do they do dare for homeschool? Or no? Shut up. I had a genuine question. No.
SPEAKER_05I will say I knew what dare was. My parents never had to do it because my mom would just straight up show me photos of a family member of ours. Alright. And she was like, do you want to look like that when you're older? I was like, no. I was like, don't do it. I was like, alright. Never have. They worked. That was my mom's dare.
SPEAKER_01Homeschool dare. Homeschool dare.
SPEAKER_05Homeschool dare? My mom just scared the crap out of me.
SPEAKER_00Homeschool dare. Homeschool dare. That is insane.
SPEAKER_04Okay, what's something that you always say? Do you have like some kind of catchphrase? Something you just say all the time.
SPEAKER_00You say you're faithful at, you know, when it's February, happy Black History Month.
SPEAKER_06I do.
SPEAKER_00That's true. And happy women's month.
SPEAKER_05Ever since that later.
SPEAKER_00David will text me like February 1st.
SPEAKER_05It's easy to remember because February is my birthday, too.
SPEAKER_00That's true.
SPEAKER_05Honorary brother, right here. I'm just going to do it.
SPEAKER_06Cut that, cut that, cut that, please. We're leaving it in.
SPEAKER_01That's gonna be our post for that week.
SPEAKER_05Oh man.
SPEAKER_01You can celebrate year-round.
SPEAKER_05And I do. I do. I do.
SPEAKER_01That's right. She's crazy. I do. I do. Okay, Rocky. No.
SPEAKER_00I do.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay. What are your guys' red flags for me then? Oh. Because you said you were gonna do that.
SPEAKER_04No, no, I meant both like what is for yourself and you guys are gonna say my reds. You don't have to say that. I don't want to. I mean, he brought it back around.
SPEAKER_05Maybe quick rapid fire. I mean, we could. You don't have to knife out.
SPEAKER_02You're a good one.
SPEAKER_00You don't have many red flags.
SPEAKER_02That's not red flexible.
SPEAKER_05God forbid a guy just, you know, a young man. He's flexing right now. He's innocent.
SPEAKER_06Flexing as he says this.
SPEAKER_05No, I was not.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_05God forbid an innocent young man who is just, you know, the progress he's made.
SPEAKER_00Mogging in unlike completely serious situations. That's actually insane. Let's talk about that. As the victim of your mom.
SPEAKER_01Don't say that. Please do not say that. Okay. No, because you're always mogging at me, and you know we can't keep it together.
SPEAKER_05Specifically at church. I'm on the show. She's almost always on stage performing, and I'm not gonna lie. It's like it's like the It's like the scene in the boy. If anybody hears seen the boys, it's like when Homelander's standing there and he looks in the crowd and just the one guy staring at him. And it's like that's like me with Morgan. I'm just like just like straight up making like the mock face at her.
SPEAKER_02Other than that, no serious red flags, just those that you should work on.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
Zombie Plan Inside Home Depot
SPEAKER_02What something that you would absolutely survive a zombie apocalypse doing? If you were doing this one thing, what it would guarantee that you would survive a zombie.
SPEAKER_05Oh my strut? American. No, I don't thought of the. I'm a thought of that. It depends if I had the time to go round up my friends. Or if I didn't, I'd obviously go round.
SPEAKER_00Are we part of the friends that you would round up?
SPEAKER_05Possibly. You guys live pretty far from me.
SPEAKER_00Possibly.
SPEAKER_05You guys live pretty far.
SPEAKER_04Just call us up and say, hey, meet us at this place.
SPEAKER_05Hey guys, are you zombies? Oh, okay. I you go to the closest home depot. Or maybe not the closest. One that's in like a good distance, but also not close to too much human life, and barricade myself in there. They've got food, they've got plenty of hot Cheetos? Yes. They got vending machines in the back as well. Those are non-peretrable. They got they got the good stuff in the vending machines in the employee.
SPEAKER_01Like you can get nuked and those hot Cheetos are still there.
SPEAKER_05Look, if they have hot Cheetos, and you know those lollipops that are always there at the checkout? Those things have been there for years. Probably still good.
SPEAKER_00Chernobyl happened, and that was the birth of the hot Cheeto Funions. Oh my god. Hot Cheeto funions were a byproduct of Chernobyl.
SPEAKER_01It was just in the atmosphere.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so that was that was if you didn't have your friends with you. If you had your friends with you, what would you do?
SPEAKER_05Obviously, I still would want to go to somewhere like that so we could.
SPEAKER_01Friends and Home Depot.
SPEAKER_05But if I was by myself, I'm barricading myself in Home Depot. If I'm with my friends, I'm going to Home Depot, getting what I need, and then going out to try to find everybody else.
SPEAKER_04I'm burying myself in Home Depot. You have all I'm not Lowe's. All the materials you need. Aren't you like close to the water? Drive, steal a boat, get away, get off the land. Like this is a horrible strat.
SPEAKER_05It's also what kind of zombies there are. What level? Are we talking about like walking dead zombies or like Call of Duty zombies?
SPEAKER_01I'd say last of us zombies.
SPEAKER_05Oh sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04Say now say, oh, I'm screwed.
SPEAKER_05No, I'm in trouble.
SPEAKER_06Man, I'm really in trouble, boys. I sent you in a real life accident too.
SPEAKER_05I was not ready for that.
SPEAKER_00Oh my gosh. Are we going into phase four?
SPEAKER_05Alright. I think we might have flying through this.
SPEAKER_04You know? Wait, we're already going through Harley. Are we there yet? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's see.
SPEAKER_05If anybody's got some originals as well, go on.
SPEAKER_04There's six phases, so we're actually.
SPEAKER_05Oh, there's six.
SPEAKER_04We don't have to do all that, but let's see.
Grounding Habits Hobbies And Faith
SPEAKER_00What's something that keeps you grounded?
SPEAKER_05I don't know, my lack of ego.
SPEAKER_04Lack of ego? Did you say lack? Yes. Yes. You said lack? So what disconnect we have? Somebody who says it's my lack of ego has an ego. I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_05Well, uh, I don't know. I feel like I'm not the most prideful person. Uh like yes, I do flex in the mirror. And that's a very humble thing to say. But like, I don't know, I get in my own head a lot and I'm like, uh, I can't do it. But then I also gotta be like, wait. No, I can't.
SPEAKER_04That is a red flag, right now.
SPEAKER_05Believing in myself. Oh, that's a red flag.
SPEAKER_04It's the way you said it with your finger like this. It's a comedic effect.
SPEAKER_05It's called comedic effect, Kennedy. It's horrible.
SPEAKER_06It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible.
SPEAKER_01I don't hate it, but it's terrible. I can do without it, but also stop. Oh my gosh. Okay. What is something that makes you feel the most like yourself? Whether it's like something you do, like an atrophy about you. That. The mog.
SPEAKER_05The mog. But what I honestly don't know. Guys, I'm pretty limited with what I do these days. Like I work, work out, and then come here. That's it.
SPEAKER_00When you're with us, you feel like yourself. Yeah, honestly.
SPEAKER_04I feel like even gray?
SPEAKER_05Especially gray. You know, I'm tired of this gray slander. It's not slander. Kennedy, stop slandering your brother. I'm gonna tell your mother about this.
SPEAKER_04She thinks it's funny.
SPEAKER_03Go ahead, Gracie. If you could learn any hobby, what would you learn? Ooh, good one. Hobby. Hobby. Hobby lobby. Oh, baby, no baby.
SPEAKER_05I don't know if it's uh baby bob. I have a couple things I want to learn, but I don't know if they're like. I want to get back into photography. That I was like when I had more free time, I used to do that a lot. And I love it. I also want to learn sign language. That's like one thing.
SPEAKER_01And then what does this mean? Alright.
SPEAKER_05Alright. Right back at you.
SPEAKER_01So that's ASL or sorry. First lesson.
SPEAKER_05And then also painting would be cool. I don't know. Small stuff like that. I would love to get back.
SPEAKER_02Paint my numbers. Okay, RT.
SPEAKER_06Baja plants.
SPEAKER_05I just dropped a glass of Baja. It's like this beautiful painting. It's just a Baja. It's Baja glass on a taco. Taco Ba.
SPEAKER_01Not now! You're not disturbing.
SPEAKER_05I'm in the zone.
SPEAKER_01It's Dale Arnhardt Jr. holding a Baja Plast.
unknownDale Arnhardt.
SPEAKER_02David's like, most beautiful.
SPEAKER_05This is our. This is going up in my house.
SPEAKER_00Above the mantle.
SPEAKER_05It's like you walk into the house, first thing you see.
SPEAKER_01Apparently it's integral to the structure of the house. David's the hot blast painting. It cannot come off the wall. It cannot come off the wall.
SPEAKER_05I forgot about that from the clown face. So funny. Oh good. That's a good moment.
SPEAKER_04What is something that you're proud of that people don't usually see?
SPEAKER_05Hmm. My faith journey. I've grown a lot in that. And I'm very, I'm very proud of myself. I just don't obviously don't talk about it a lot, but I'm very proud in the journey of my faith and things like that and such. I'm very proud of from where I was, even just two years ago to now. It's just I'm you can name anything, and that's what I'm most proud of.
SPEAKER_02What is something that people misunderstand about you?
SPEAKER_05I'm pretty honest with people. I feel like a lot of people think I'm two-sided. I've heard it from not outside of this group, but like some people might think that me being straight up with them is just me being two-sided or like joking around sometimes. And I'm like, no, I sometimes I just don't like you. And they might think I'm joking around. I don't know. Something like that. I don't know. I feel like I'm a pretty straightforward person. People can tell what I what tell what I'm tell Sam. Yes. People understand what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_01Tell what I'm saying. They hear the words coming out of my mouth. I'm speaking.
SPEAKER_00I think some what was that question? What was the question that you just asked?
SPEAKER_02Something that people misunderstand about him.
SPEAKER_00I think if I were to answer for you, okay. No, please.
SPEAKER_05If anybody wants to do that, please feel free to.
SPEAKER_00I think there are times because you talk a lot.
SPEAKER_05I do, no, actually. You talk a lot.
SPEAKER_00And I think it's just because and there are people like, oh, David talks a lot. And I'm like, yeah, because you have all sisters, and you're just a yapper, and I think you're like, you're for the girls at heart. You know?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I am on a podcast with only women. And Gray. And Gray. You're here too. We need to like start singing his name. Like this is just us talking.
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SPEAKER_01And Gray. Gray, can we hot seat you sometime?
SPEAKER_06That'll be our Patreon! Patreon!
SPEAKER_05That'll be our 100-episode special. 100-episode special will be us interviewing Gray. We'll get somebody else to run the sound and stuff.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I'm sorry, Gray. It's a must. You're making her now is insane. Speak, Gray. Speak. Use your words. Our listeners already voted. Come on, say it.
SPEAKER_01Alright. Okay. Should we move on to Rapid Fire?
Rapid Fire Picks And Overrated Apps
SPEAKER_01Let's do rapid fire. Okay. Quick answers, no overthinking, David. So you gotta lock in. Okay. Ready? Beach or mountains.
SPEAKER_05Beach.
SPEAKER_01Calling or texting?
SPEAKER_05Calling.
SPEAKER_01Sweet or salty.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's hard. Pass.
SPEAKER_01Come back to it later, Steve. Gun to your head. Alright, no, no, it's salty.
SPEAKER_05Salty.
SPEAKER_01Early bird or night owl?
SPEAKER_05Night owl. I can't wake up really.
SPEAKER_01Most overrated food.
SPEAKER_05I don't know because I like owl food. It's a cauliflower. It's not even overrated. Nobody likes it. Alright, you're weird.
SPEAKER_01It's not overrated. Nobody likes it. Nobody likes it. Most overrated app on your phone.
SPEAKER_05Overrated? Yeah. Oh. Snapchat. Snapchat. Snapchat's dumb.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I agree. A song that instantly improves your mood.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Oh. Most Michael Jackson songs. I can just get in such a good upbeat mood with that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. What is your comfort show?
SPEAKER_05Comfort show?
SPEAKER_01Or a movie, I guess.
SPEAKER_05Or a movie. Office is obviously up there.
SPEAKER_00Good, good, good.
SPEAKER_05But I would also say way more nerdy answer would probably be Dragon Ball.
SPEAKER_00Dragon.
SPEAKER_05Ma'am. Calm down.
SPEAKER_01One word your friends would use to describe you.
SPEAKER_05Weird. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01No. We get one word to describe David, we're gonna be like, he's weird.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Continue.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. I said skip. Okay. There's no pass. You can't skip. Alright, we'll do the final word section. We're in the final phase. The final phase.
SPEAKER_03Your final form. Okay.
Advice For Younger Self And Legacy
SPEAKER_03What advice would you give younger you?
SPEAKER_00Hmm. Stay in the gym.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Well, mmm. Maybe. I'm more so thinking like, listen to your parents, even when you get older and you think they're wrong, they're gonna be right. Get into church earlier, you don't need to wait because the sooner the as soon as I got into church, my life got so much better. And then also, there's a certain person from my past I'd tell them to stay away from. Like, that's a I definitely do have that. And get in the gym sooner.
SPEAKER_04What's something you want to be remembered for?
SPEAKER_05Being kind. I wanna I I wanna be remembered for making people smile.
SPEAKER_04Good. Very good.
SPEAKER_05Bittersweet. I thought that was pretty good.
SPEAKER_02Happy sad, happy sad. What do you think your plot twist is?
SPEAKER_05I've had a lot in my life. I hope there's no more. But you're like 21. I'm 22, thank you. My bad. I don't know, honestly. Who knows at this point?
SPEAKER_00You know, who knows? Hmm. What is one thing you hope never changes about you?
SPEAKER_05I don't know, my humor. I like I like being I like me.
SPEAKER_04I like me. I like me, but the lack of ego. I like me.
SPEAKER_05Alright.
SPEAKER_00As he flexes. I'm itching my head!
SPEAKER_01I can't control it. It just it just happens. I'm really itching my head.
SPEAKER_06The boulders naturally flexing his own.
SPEAKER_00So based off that answer, you think you're funny? You think you're funny? I don't I'm like, do you send you a few?
SPEAKER_05I think I can be. I think I can be, but there's a lot of times where I I I'll make a joke and it kind of falls flat. Especially when I dude, the I cringe so hard when I re-listen to some of these episodes. And I'm like, man, I I feel like this podcast would be fine without me.
SPEAKER_00Like I was like half the time my joke's just like I'm like. Well, when are you trying to use words like conniption? Okay, that's not my fault. That's Gray's fault.
SPEAKER_01That wasn't even your word.
SPEAKER_00I was trying to miss the water.
SPEAKER_05Spoiler alert. There's no soft launching that word.
SPEAKER_01What's the way to burn you to Karfuffle? Connection.
SPEAKER_05How else would you guys soft launch that word?
SPEAKER_00I think I would do just that. No, and I say that, like I don't mean that, like, to be rude. Like, I think you're funny. Okay. But it's just like it's interesting, like, if you think like what your level of humor is.
SPEAKER_01One to ten, how funny are you? Six.
SPEAKER_05Like six or seven months. I did not mean to do that.
SPEAKER_06Clip it, clip it. I did not. We are. No, next question.
SPEAKER_01Last question, how about the last official one? Um, what do you want people to know about you?
SPEAKER_05Know about me? I don't know. I feel like I'm a pretty open book. Most people know stuff about me already.
SPEAKER_04Let's say they've never they've never met you. They're they found this podcast. Hey, just learning for the first time.
SPEAKER_00I one thing that you do not neglect to bring up is the 10 AI babies to somebody that you just met. So something like that.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. I that family, family and friends, like my people are important to me. Like that's something I like I'll never break on. Like if somebody was like, hey, me or your friends or family. Bye. That's pretty easy.
SPEAKER_00Kelly, we need to choose either her or your daughter. Or like me or your daughter. My daughter. I cannot believe.
SPEAKER_01Throw some stuff on the ground.
Fights Tanning And Beach Over Mountains
SPEAKER_02Good job, David.
SPEAKER_05How do you feel?
SPEAKER_02How do you feel?
SPEAKER_05I'm not gonna lie, I thought you guys were gonna have a lot crazier questions.
SPEAKER_01We get the what? I think we want to keep it tame. Are you disappointed? David after hours? How about that?
SPEAKER_05That's not David after hours.
SPEAKER_04What did you want us to ask you? I don't know.
SPEAKER_05What's something that I'd want you guys to know about? You might not know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Give us a lure drop. Come on. What's something? We don't already know.
SPEAKER_02You may have wanted us to ask, but we didn't. Something, anything.
SPEAKER_05I can't really think of anything that I wanted you guys to ask.
SPEAKER_03We've been in a fight?
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_03You ever been in a fight? I have.
SPEAKER_05Yes. I've been a too. I won both.
SPEAKER_00Well. There you go.
SPEAKER_05Oh, my sisters?
SPEAKER_00Oh, defending their honor. Defending their honor. Good. Bang. I just thought of one for me. You guys should have asked me that. I guess I'll never know. Anyway.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_00I've never been in a fight.
SPEAKER_05I like. I'm not gonna lie. I I'm the kind of person at the beach where I don't care if I go to the I I I I don't care if I touch the water. I will sit there and tan the entire time.
SPEAKER_04You seem like someone if you wanna fight the waves or something.
SPEAKER_00You don't want to fight the waves?
SPEAKER_01Like you seem like I mean I'd be down to, but wave junk? If the waves said something about my sister, I'm going straight in.
SPEAKER_05I'm going straight in.
SPEAKER_01Straight in is great. The waves are talking about my sister. If I hear a whisper of her name on that wave, ooh. Red flag.
SPEAKER_05Sometimes I sometimes I'll be at home and I will my sisters have like a tanning, like a like a tanning seat out in the backyard. I will take that and I will straight up just sit out there for hours and tan.
SPEAKER_02I am surprised that you chose Beach Over Mountains because I did not think that you loved the beach.
SPEAKER_05I've always lived around the beach. That's a thing. I think I'm not gonna lie, this last like two years I've definitely grown f grown fonder. Because I always grew up around it. I was like, ugh, the beach. I've always been around it, blah blah blah. But then talking to people who didn't grow up around it and how highly they talk about it, I'm like, oh, it's not so bad. Maybe, maybe I've been neglecting the beach.
SPEAKER_01After you live in the mountains for a certain period of time, it's like oh my gosh, the beach. The beach.
SPEAKER_05I would say living in the mountains would be cool, but I do love me.
SPEAKER_00I couldn't imagine not living near a beach. It's it's fun.
SPEAKER_05Did you say 40 years?
SPEAKER_0040 years. 40 years. Gandalf the grave. Oh okay. Well, we're good. David, you passed. Yeah, yeah. Hey, for David guys.
SPEAKER_05I'm glad. I just want to thank my family, my friends, my dogs. And I just love, I'm just so grateful.
SPEAKER_02Thank you guys so much for listening.
Listener Prompts And Next Hot Seat
SPEAKER_02We hope that you learned a lot of interesting information about David. If there is something that we should have asked him and we didn't, you can let us know. Or something that you would like to know about David. But anyways, um, please follow us on all of our socials and we will see you back next week for Morgan's hot seat.
SPEAKER_01Get ready for a three-hour episode. And this is not how the outro goes.