The Hot Seat ft. Morgan

Morgan is in the hot seat, and we waste absolutely no time getting to the stories. What starts as goofy “favorite bird” energy turns into a fast-moving chain of questions that somehow produces both the funniest moment of the season and a genuinely grounding take on how to live. If you love a friendship podcast with playful roasting, and the kind of humor that feels like a group chat come to life, you’re in the right place. 

We talk childhood trouble (including the unfairness of getting grounded for being funny), the phase Morgan went way too hard in (beanies and chokers, even when it’s 80 degrees), and the moment gravity publicly humbled her in a grocery store. From there we hit fantasy worlds, school dance lore, dumb ways to get in trouble, and the unexpectedly emotional attachments that can sneak up on you, like crying over the anglerfish video or grieving a tiny car plant left behind during a trade-in. 

Then the questions get more “adult” without losing the bit: red flags, pet peeves, the air guitar ick, reality TV picks, and the most grown-up thing that still feels like a scam (looking at you, personal property tax). We close with Morgan’s outlook on life: prioritize the right things, keep your faith and your people close, and still remember it’s not that serious. Life can be joyful and full of whimsy if we let it. 

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Transcript

Favorite Birds And Chaos Warm-Up

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome back to just us talking. This week, Morgan is in the hot seat. So it's gonna be really fun. I'm Mary Grace, and my favorite bird, I'm gonna say Blue Jay. Okay. Okay, Mordecai.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

Hello guys. I'm David, and my favorite bird is a classic, the American Eagle. The Bald Eagle. The Bald Eagle, the American one.

SPEAKER_03 0:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 0:35

My name is Kennedy, and my favorite bird is a hummingbird.

SPEAKER_11 0:40

My name is Gracie, and my favorite bird is Tweety Bird.

SPEAKER_10 0:47

I have to say, I like this one more. It's just one more.

SPEAKER_08 0:50

My name is Morgan, and my favorite bird is a mocking jay.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Wait for that.

SPEAKER_05 0:58

Performative auburst. No, no.

SPEAKER_08 1:00

My grandparents have like a bunch of bird watching in their backyard. We always do a growing up, and my favorite were like those are like the sparrows.

SPEAKER_11 1:06

We just not biblical sparrows. Okay. Sparrow.

SPEAKER_10 1:13

How much more will he clothe you? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:16

Letter letter free.

unknown 1:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:19

Sorry, Tyree. One of those. Hey Tyree's favorite bird. Hi guys.

SPEAKER_10 1:24

My name is Tyree. My favorite bird is a cardinal.

SPEAKER_08 1:27

Good. A cardinal. A cardinal. Cardinal.

SPEAKER_06 1:30

Why are you saying cardinal like that? You say bird. The Virginia State Bird. I love my state. She's patriotic.

SPEAKER_08 1:39

Virginia's for love. Lovers of cardinals.

SPEAKER_07 1:42

Can you stop repeating your names? The monkey bird! When I think something is really funny, I just have to say it for funny symbols. We do the same thing. And this is just Morgan talking.

SPEAKER_04 2:12

What a start. Morgan!

SPEAKER_07 2:15

How do you feel? Okay, what are you doing? Before the interview?

SPEAKER_08 2:19

Yes, we are. Before the interview, I feel nervous, but I'm also I'm laughing a lot tonight already. We're already getting this guy so bad. You're gonna have to cut all this. You're gonna get all this clean again.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

Re-record the entire episode.

SPEAKER_08 2:33

Word for word, memorize it.

SPEAKER_11 2:35

Word for word for words. I have a first question. Go for it. Go for it. Who's your favorite in the room?

SPEAKER_08 2:43

Gracie. I can't. It's grey. We all know it's gray. I'm going to go to the room. Solomon's not in the room. Yeah, Solomon's not here. I can't answer that. Yeah. Salmon is. I think by law I have to plead the fifth. But we know it's grace.

SPEAKER_10 3:02

So let's dig into some childhood.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

Alrighty, right off the bat.

SPEAKER_10 3:08

Let's get there. Let's just skip the fluff.

Childhood Trouble And School Fear

SPEAKER_10 3:10

Let's go straight to childhood. Right.

SPEAKER_08 3:13

So, what did you get in trouble for the most as a kid? Okay, I, okay, out of my siblings, I was the least amount of trouble, I would say. Sure. Good. It was always for stupid things whenever I got in trouble. Sure. David stopped. David is actually listening.

SPEAKER_07 3:29

And I don't like it. You don't like it.

SPEAKER_08 3:34

It was just for like really stupid stuff. I think the most though was when my brothers were already in trouble. And then I would stand behind my parents while they disciplined them. And then people would be like, ha ha ha.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

You're evil.

SPEAKER_08 3:51

And then they'd be like, and I was like, dang it, I got grounded too. What I was doing was funny. What they were doing was wrong. Grounded by being funny is not fair. And let me laugh. Why would you never let me cheer? No, but it was that for at home. At school, I was deathly afraid of getting in trouble. And like I, it's ironic to say it now, but like at home, full personality, at school, dead quiet. And like I remember the first time I got in trouble for talking at school was in the fifth grade, and my mom was happy for me.

SPEAKER_07 4:22

She was kind of proud and she was like, but you talked. Are you sure? At least she talked.

SPEAKER_08 4:29

She talked. She talked. I'm just one of my friends in my class. I was like, getting in trouble for talking is such a scam. That's crazy. Let me just be me, okay? Let me just beat me. Let me just be me. I'm like, you can bleep out her name, but Miss, look. You know, I never talk like that. And she actually follows me. She is listening right now. The funniest part is I had her in the fifth grade and I had her again in the tenth grade because she doesn't think change grades. And then like I was at that point, full yap. You shouldn't be able to do that. Change grades. I know that much. She was small change. Fifth to ten? I don't want to see you again.

SPEAKER_11 5:12

Five years later.

unknown 5:14

I don't want to see you again.

SPEAKER_11 5:15

Was she qualified to teach 10th?

SPEAKER_08 5:18

I would say yes. She should have been. I would I would say. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 5:23

She was a good English teacher. She's great. She was great. Licensed to teach 10th grade. Anyway, go ahead, Gracie.

SPEAKER_08 5:31

If you ask anybody at that school, I don't know. I don't know. I agree. Okay.

The Emo Phase That Would Not Die

SPEAKER_02 5:36

What phase did you go way too hard in?

SPEAKER_08 5:41

I actually answered her question. Gracie, you can answer this for me if you want.

SPEAKER_11 5:46

Actually, no. Um, my favorite personally is her senior pictures. Have y'all seen this? Oh no. No. Gracie, that's not the answer to the question. No, no, no. It's a phase. Listen, it is what she wore. It's what she wore.

SPEAKER_10 6:01

She wore a beanie. Oh. Like the Starbucks barista. Let me tell you right now, this is not getting posted.

SPEAKER_07 6:15

I might show you this coming from nowhere.

SPEAKER_10 6:18

And then in the picture, she has her guitar. And then her feet are bare.

SPEAKER_07 6:24

Don't make myself up. Like myself. This bad guy. You'll be mad. That was me.

SPEAKER_06 6:38

Look, listen, listen, listen, listen. It's my opinion.

SPEAKER_08 6:40

Listen. That was that was post the phase that went to heart in was when I was like trying to be emo low-key and wore chokers and beanies, no matter the weather. It did not, it was 80 degrees out. I had a beanie on my face. It was B red.

SPEAKER_07 6:56

I was committed. You just had your dogs out for the phone. Okay, what the situation with that was. She was the indie, okay? Let me tell the story.

SPEAKER_08 7:07

This was post-em, baby. That was still in the beanie part of it. Love you, God.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

They're still holding on.

SPEAKER_08 7:14

Mind you, 2020.

unknown 7:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 7:17

No, you're wrong. You're wrong. Because this was not my senior pictures. This was when Ryan started doing photography at school. And he made me go to the end of the court and he was like, I have to get a picture of somebody doing something. So he submitted that for a school.

SPEAKER_07 7:33

It's me dogs out playing guitar by a pond.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

But what grade did he get? What grade did he get?

SPEAKER_07 7:39

He got an A.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Your feet worked.

SPEAKER_07 7:43

No, no.

SPEAKER_09 7:44

It worked. I need to create a couple of things. How are you playing guitar at a pond with no shoes, though? Like you're at a fountain, you just you didn't have a show.

SPEAKER_08 7:51

No, it was like the sidewalk next to the shoes. It was the end of our street, so I just walked barefoot. Because he literally, I had just gotten home for school. He's like, Morgan, can you please Morgan? I gotta do this assignment today. I was like, What's it do? Tomorrow.

SPEAKER_10 8:07

Of course it is.

SPEAKER_08 8:08

Morgan, please, I have to take pictures of somebody. And I was like, No.

SPEAKER_09 8:18

Oh man. And he was like, have a person and an object.

SPEAKER_07 8:21

I was like, okay. That is so messy. What would your answer be? David is not gonna recover. Like so much. Like so much.

SPEAKER_08 8:37

My answer, no, my answer was though, the phase leading into that where I was like trying to be emo, but I also went to a private school. So like I'm wearing jokers in a polo. Like khakis. And I'm like, oh that one got very crazy. Polo khakis jokes. I'm only in school listening to my chemical romance, and I woke up and like, hey. Was this Pledge Allegiance to the Bible?

SPEAKER_10 8:58

God's holy work. Oh that part. Did you have like the dress like the outlet uniform like s in your tie? Like you know. She rolled the skirt.

SPEAKER_07 9:13

People did that! The warbler should leave.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

This is already insane.

SPEAKER_08 9:24

Two questions. No, we actually used to have like we had dedicated uniforms the first part of me going to school there, and then they got rid of like the like the plaid skirts and dresses. So I did used to have to have like a tie with the collar and the dress. But it was like the fourth grade they got rid of it, something like that. Praise go on.

SPEAKER_06 9:43

Praise go on. She just said it's a good one. And then came the cacket. The cactus.

SPEAKER_08 9:46

The caces.

SPEAKER_06 9:48

David.

SPEAKER_08 9:49

What's

Blonde Men Policy And Early Memories

SPEAKER_08 9:50

one of your three questions you have for me, David? I'm scared. Are you gonna ask them all at once or spread them out?

SPEAKER_05 9:59

I'm gonna ask spread them out, obviously.

SPEAKER_09 10:00

Don't let it be a bleeped thing.

SPEAKER_08 10:02

No, I know he's gonna bring up one story I told him last week. No.

SPEAKER_05 10:06

No, he okay. No, no, no. I'm not bringing it. What age were you when you found out that you made the decision that you were against blonde men? And can you explain to us? And how did that question affect the rest of your life?

SPEAKER_08 10:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 10:21

Okay. Yeah. Because where did the blonde men start?

SPEAKER_08 10:24

Look, look, listen. I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_05 10:27

I thought that one was a banger one. I thought that was a big one. That's a great question.

SPEAKER_08 10:29

That's a great question, David. So majority at my school, of all the guys in my school, I would say about 80 to 90% were blonde. Yeah. Never was like, okay. You know, that's a limited pool, right then and there. So I think at a very young age, I was like, nah. And based off of that, I've seen all I need to see. New. But I think legitimately, I think I'm trying to think of like a character or something that would have been like, nope, it's wraps. It's raps. It's raps. Can't do it. I can't, yeah, I can't think of a just like a definable age, but I would put like ballpark 15, 16. I was like, no. And then there's the second. And we're done.

SPEAKER_05 11:05

In the second half of my question, how did that decision affect the rest of your life?

SPEAKER_08 11:09

It affects me to this day. I refuse. No.

SPEAKER_05 11:13

There's too many ugly blonde men out there, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_08 11:16

It's not that they're ugly, it's that they're blonde.

SPEAKER_04 11:22

So, like, is being blonde the other thing? Would like a s mess with you?

SPEAKER_09 11:28

Oh? Okay, absolutely not. Cut that out. What? No. No. Blonde is what messes me up, David. Any range of blonde.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

What was that?

SPEAKER_09 11:43

Alright. Earliest childhood memory. Earliest childhood memory.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

And we're moving.

SPEAKER_09 11:48

And we are moving. And we are moving.

SPEAKER_08 11:51

David has just killed himself with that joke.

SPEAKER_09 11:54

It's cut out, so you guys don't even know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_08 11:56

You guys don't even know, but you're just gonna hear him laughing in the background. David's cancelled. Um sorry, earliest childhood memory. Hmm. I wanna say, okay, is this an insane first memory to have? But when I was like three, I split my chin open on a bowling ball. On a bowling b on a bowling ball. I don't want it to sound traumatic because like I don't remember it that way. Because to me, I'm just kind of like, that's objectively funny that I did that. But my dad's like, we can't talk about this. Like, he's like, they had to hold you down to give you stitches. Like, I don't remember any of that. I what I remember is walking up, my mom was like, you can't push that ball by yourself. You're three and it's like six pounds. And I was like, and then I tried. And I remember that though. I do remember that. And then I slipped on like the slippery part of like the bowling alley and then fell.

SPEAKER_07 12:47

And like slipped and I still have a scar. I have a chin scar too.

SPEAKER_10 12:53

Oh, twin twins.

SPEAKER_07 12:55

Chin twin.

SPEAKER_08 13:00

Oh, twins. It was kind of a bummer of one, but yeah, that is I can't think of another one. But what did you want to speak your truth? Nothing after that. I'm sure I was having a good game before me and that dinosaur thing.

SPEAKER_05 13:17

But the question is, did you put the bumpers up?

SPEAKER_08 13:19

Oh, for sure they're induced. I was three.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Alright, so you're weak.

SPEAKER_08 13:25

I I don't have all the details of my mind. But do you still use the bumpers? No. Okay, good. I almost took a bowling class in college, but I missed the card. You always took a bowling class.

SPEAKER_04 13:36

No, no, no, open up. We're not gonna skip over that page.

SPEAKER_08 13:39

They had that as an elective at our university. And they had like different like. And we know someone who took it twice. We do. We do know somebody who took it twice. Wait, because they took it this time, or no, they just won it. No, it's because they bowling one and bowling two. Bowling one again. Bowling one twice. You could walk down in the building that they had the alley at, and everyone's like look professional, like they're slinging it out of their elbow. Like it was crazy. You have to like to pass the class, you have like they do like a pretest, like you bowl, whatever.

SPEAKER_11 14:11

Oh heck no! You have to get a better score on your final to pass. That's crazy. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I didn't take you.

SPEAKER_08 14:17

But you can't like bomb the pretest either. Yeah. Because they'll watch you the whole semester. Like that's insane. Okay, that's too much. But no, but the class would always flip the colour.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

I know somebody would pass with flying colors. He bowled a 300 once, and I was pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_08 14:29

Are you talking about yourself?

SPEAKER_05 14:30

No.

SPEAKER_08 14:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

No.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

I can't bowl for crap.

SPEAKER_11 14:33

Okay. If you bowl for crap, that's

Adult Dreams And Peak Embarrassment

SPEAKER_11 14:35

crazy. Well, what did you think your adult life would look like? Oh. Oh. We're starting.

SPEAKER_09 14:42

Like when I thought your life's great. Like when I was a kid. Like, what did you want to be when you grew up? Maybe that was special.

SPEAKER_08 14:46

Like when I was a kid, yeah. Like, what do I be? What I thought would be like when I like I'm trying to think. Because there was a lot of different things that I was like, I don't want to do that. Like when I was a kid kid, I don't think I had one that I was like telling everybody about. But I knew I wanted to be like a veterinarian at one point. I thought that was cool. And like that resurfaced back again when I was like middle early high school. And I was like, oh yeah, I want to be like the large animal vet, like go to Africa, like do cool stuff. Oh yeah. And then I was like, or not. Completely changed that. So that and then, or like something with music, I think. I would have imagined. Which I mean, like I am more involved in music though now. But like, I don't know. Yeah, I got you. Yeah. Cool. And Montana. Hey, yeah, yeah? Yeah. Who finally aspirations? Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Name was Mel Nice. Good. Okay, let's see. So I aired mine. So what was the first time you felt embarrassed? Oh.

SPEAKER_09 15:52

I gotta laugh. I gotta laugh. Just go the worst. Yeah, what's the worst time? When did you get humiliation? Humiliation. Humiliation.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

No.

SPEAKER_11 16:05

Hey, don't fly.

SPEAKER_04 16:09

The homeless lady one is the most I've never seen in my life. I was like, imagine how great of a shirt that would be. No, you humiliation them.

SPEAKER_08 16:19

Merch, merch is coming. Merch. I also I feel like I've told some good ones on here. Like when I fell and like the desk fell on top of me in front of our whole class. That was brutal. Because it was like sixth grade. It was the perfect age for it to have, and we were like Yeah. That yeah. So Tyree, I have to confess. Okay. What? No way you're about to say this. I was not pants, per se, by anybody. God, if anybody, okay. There was one time, and to this day, Ryan will bring it up and laugh as hard as he did the day that it happened. I was like 10 or 12 years old, something in there. I can't remember how old. We were in the grocery store with my mom, and like the two of us were goofing off or whatever. And she's like pushing the cart, and literally out of nowhere, my pants fell down to my ankles. So naturally. So I was pants by gravity.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

The winds, the winds of change.

SPEAKER_10 17:18

The winds of change. No. I just know your crack was out before that, though. Like I know you bent over. Your crack came over. Yo. I just know it.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

He's crazy. Oh.

SPEAKER_10 17:31

Just somehow it felt like, no, your half half was out in the last half hour. Yeah, where are the reflexes at where you just let the pants? I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 17:46

How long did it be?

SPEAKER_04 17:49

Yeah, was it like instantaneous or did you just like let it happen?

SPEAKER_07 17:56

No, I was because it's like it was enough to be embarrassing. I thought you were five! No! Why do you think I was five?

SPEAKER_08 18:08

Why do you think Ron would bring it up if I was five if my pants fell down the grocery store?

SPEAKER_07 18:13

Ten years old pants around my ankles, Christine. That is the most embarrassing thing. That's the same thing. And Ron and we were just looking at each other for a second, and he was like, No, no.

SPEAKER_09 18:28

No, we can't. We can't simple. That is insane.

SPEAKER_10 18:32

That is crazy.

SPEAKER_08 18:34

I'm just trying to figure out like how long were they gradually lowering, or was it just the no, like when I tell you from my memory, it was at a gradual fall.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

With her pants about to fall down.

SPEAKER_08 18:51

No, Ryan and I were goofing around. You know how you'd like only step on the certain color tiles in the grocery store. It's like something like that. And then like we were pushing the cart between the two of us, being absolute menaces in this grocery store, mind you. Which, mind you, if I was 10, he was 13, being a little rat. Okay. And he and his bowl cut saw my pants hit the ground and thought, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And she will never live it down. And I have never since. No. I wonder if that was a memory. I know. I wonder if that's a memory that he planted in you. No, it was real. You remember? I remember.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

This is not fabricated.

SPEAKER_08 19:26

I wonder if he gaslit you for the last 20 years. If he gaslit me about that, I would be, I would crash out. Like if that was a gaslit memory, I'm done. I'm done. That's insane. Okay, so. Yeah, you should have brought that up when I told my pantsing story.

SPEAKER_05 19:42

She had to wait. It was your hot scene there.

SPEAKER_08 19:45

Yeah, I didn't, I didn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

Also, your guys' episodes are way better than mine so far.

SPEAKER_09 19:50

No, no. No. Yours is funny, dude.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Um, what is something younger you would think is cool about you now?

Friends Now And Fantasy Worlds

SPEAKER_09 19:59

Ooh. Good question.

SPEAKER_08 20:01

Um a lot of things. No. Everything. I again when I say this, I don't mean to sound sad when I say this, but having this many friends.

SPEAKER_07 20:14

That sounds horrible.

SPEAKER_05 20:17

I'm not gonna lie, that's so real.

SPEAKER_07 20:19

But legitimately.

SPEAKER_05 20:22

Yeah.

unknown 20:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:23

Because like I feel like I had like one really, really good friend up until like middle school, and then like all my other friends came into school then. So that's when I like started actually having like a group of friends, but before that, it was like me and my brothers and my cousins. I guess. But yeah, I think she'd be like, that's pretty sick.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Yeah, that's awesome. Nice, David.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

David two out of three.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Question two out of three.

SPEAKER_05 20:50

Do you ever wish you lived in a fantasy world? And if so, which fantasy worlds?

SPEAKER_08 20:55

Good question. These are me tailored, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 20:59

Yes, I know.

SPEAKER_08 21:00

Very targeted. In a good way. Wait, did you do your homework? I did.

SPEAKER_07 21:05

Whoa. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_09 21:08

First time ever. Honor my hot season. You just prepared the podcast for the first time on episode 14?

SPEAKER_08 21:18

You are clapping so hard.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

Answer the question.

SPEAKER_08 21:28

Does glee count as a fantasy world?

SPEAKER_04 21:34

I mean, they do fly off in the end, so I just spit like really far.

SPEAKER_05 21:40

I just split really far.

SPEAKER_08 21:41

No, because that's no, it's too real. That's real life. No, you don't even read it. Why would you hear that? I was devastated, mind you. Corey Monteith. The main guy from Gleef. Finn.

SPEAKER_04 21:57

Oh, Gleef. Why did I think Grease? You said green, I immediately thought, oh grease. They fly off in the end.

SPEAKER_07 22:14

Maybe that's a different one that I didn't watch. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 22:21

Oh my god. Oh you said Grease. Okay. I thought you said we'd be society.

SPEAKER_07 22:36

Bring him in.

SPEAKER_10 22:40

Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

What's your fantasy world? Okay, my favorite like fantasy series is Harry Potter, but if I had to live in that world, I'd be ticked. You know what I mean? That's pretty much a bummer the whole time.

SPEAKER_05 22:49

She's like holding her nose around. Like she's pissed.

SPEAKER_08 22:52

Talking about the piss together. Oh my gosh. Oh. That's a good question. So, like, I want to say Harry Potter, but I also have like out fear of my life.

SPEAKER_10 23:03

No, I feel like the other kids, not Harry, Ron, or her, like the other kids probably thought it was fun.

SPEAKER_08 23:08

Until like fell under a regime. Yeah, no, they had to go to work. They got recruited.

SPEAKER_10 23:15

We gotta do it at some point.

SPEAKER_08 23:16

You know, it has to happen at some point down the line. Right, right, right. Okay. That is I think you should say that about like any fantasy world though at the same time. So I probably would say like Harry Potter, Narnia would be sick. Oh, Narnia would be awesome. Narnia's good. One of those two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is good.

Dumb Punishments And Risky Bikes

SPEAKER_09 23:36

What is the dumbest thing you got in trouble for?

SPEAKER_08 23:40

Hmm. Okay, I have a good one. There was one time when we were kids that me and Ryan actually, I can't even say kids. We were like middle school and high school. We did this. Um we thought it would be really funny if we tied the handlebars of our bikes together. And then like we tied the handlebars of our bikes together or our bikes together. And Ryan, like, we were like riding at the same pace, and we're like, hey, let's see what happens like when one of us slows down, the other one. Because why not? Yeah, and who's the one that slowed down? Me. Oh Ryan set you up. Ryan, yeah, Ryan sure did. Because he was going full speed still, and I'm like trailing behind coasting, like holding the pedals at the same level. And then when he went like this to like go around in the street, of course, when you're attached by a rope, there's a wider center of like motion around my bike. And so he went like that, and I ran into our neighbor's car.

SPEAKER_07 24:44

And then he got like yanked back. Sorry.

SPEAKER_08 24:48

He got like yanked back and like went all the way up on like the back wheel.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

No.

SPEAKER_08 24:54

Because I was like in a horror stuff. I would pay money to see Brian in his super bad phase. Yeah. Super bad phase. Still bowl cut. No. But my dad came out and he's like, kids! Why the Sam Hill are you doing? Get inside. Not in the Sam Hill. Whoa, in the Sam Hill, that's it. That yeah, that has to be the dumbest. Surely. That's a good question. Oh wait, actually, I do have. Go for it. On the top of that. No, I think that was funnier, but there was one time, again, I don't remember this, but apparently in like kindergarten, I got in trouble because we were walking across the parking lot to the other building at our school, and I literally was just looking straight up, like not paying attention to anything. And I guess the teacher didn't realize I was not in line, and I was just like walking like and you got in trouble for that? Yeah. You just wandered away? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 25:50

Yeah, I know. My cleaner. Should you be with me? My goat.

SPEAKER_11 25:53

Should have been my friend, I would have kept you in line.

SPEAKER_09 25:57

What was your punishment though? You like had to sit in the I was just like a stand in the corner, just look at the wall. You go home for staring at the sky? Knocking across the parking lot staring at the sky. What are you gonna say?

SPEAKER_11 26:10

Private school they got hecked.

SPEAKER_09 26:11

My kids will bite another kid, and I'm like, well, let's try and do better now.

Memories To Relive And Dance Lore

unknown 26:18

I can hear it.

SPEAKER_11 26:20

That is crazy. My question is what is a memory you wish you could relive? Ooh, good one.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_11 26:29

Thanks, chat.

SPEAKER_08 26:31

There's a good amount. I'm trying to think.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

I feel like you did come out.

SPEAKER_08 26:36

I feel like there are like certain memories or nights where it's like in the moment, it was it stressful or frustrating? Sure. But to experience like the the T of it, you know the night I'm talking about. The exact night. Right? Because in the moment, so stressed, not a good mental space for me. But separated from that night, funniest thing I've ever been for. So fun. Sorry, no context, and I can't tell that story at all. This podcast.

SPEAKER_11 27:07

And then we went to brunch the next day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:10

Off of like, yeah, an hour or two of sleep. And then we all we were leaving and we had to like go to Walmart and get bags to put stuff in, but nobody could find anything. We were like, where am I? Like everyone's like crying. No. But it's like separated, it's fine. Any school dance, sure. Like, if you call me back at that night, I'll tear it up.

SPEAKER_10 27:30

School dance?

SPEAKER_08 27:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 27:32

I know y'all have lights all on in that gymnasium. No. What was the song you said they played this? Okay, there was one year that they played year by seal.

SPEAKER_08 27:39

Nope, cheap frills, four separate times in the one homecoming dance night. One is too many. But it's because they had to get a different DJ that year because the year before at the prom they played Thatiana. What about it? And our our like chaperon was like, uh turn this thong off. Right now. Right now. That is insane. No, but any anything from college. Take your trick. We'll just say that. Love it. I love that. So what is the weirdest thing you've been emotionally attached to?

Anglerfish Tears And Car Plant Grief

SPEAKER_08 28:17

Oh. Ooh. What phase is this? The weirdest thing I've been emotionally attached to. Oh my gosh. Okay, this is so stupid. But you remember that video, I think it was like last year or two years ago, of the anglerfish that like swam up like to the surface. I cry so hard at that video. Like, it because the anglerfish live in the depth of the sea. Like they never get past a certain level of light until they're about to die. I'm dead serious. Gutted me.

unknown 28:48

Gutted me.

SPEAKER_08 28:50

I'm not exaggerating. Like, and so when he was about to die, and so I guess he wanted to be near the light or whatever. I guess they do that. And so he's like floating up like a little bit. I just want to make people upset while they listen to this. She asked me when I was about to don't show me that. Because I saw an edit of it with fake plastic trees over it. I hate to burst my fake plastic trees over that. And I was like, No.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

I hate to burst your bubble, but it's more likely that it didn't want to see the light. It had some type of like thing going on in its brain. That's why it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_08 29:22

Hey, I believe the narrative that Instagram told me. Okay. Hey, I I buy into the light. Or like the little hanging plant I had in my Civic. The what you had in here? The grenadine? We had like honestly, no. It was like, it's so stupid, but I had a little tiny hanging plant in my Civic. And I forgot to take it out when I traded it in for my car. I know. And it literally for you. I know. I was very upset.

SPEAKER_05 29:54

Morgan, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_08 29:55

And when we got hit by the semi-truck, it did not fall out of the holder. But anytime I drove that car, it fell out of the holder. Every single time I turned, everything. A curve. A curve out of the holder. Semi-truck.

SPEAKER_05 30:05

You know what's funny, Morgan? I remember cleaning that car out. And I remember taking the plane out of it.

SPEAKER_08 30:10

Do you have it?

SPEAKER_05 30:11

No, no. I got rid of it. I wouldn't have it.

SPEAKER_07 30:13

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

So now she's a next. Before I was a salesman, Morgan bought a car. She didn't wait for me to become a salesman.

SPEAKER_08 30:22

I also didn't know you were on that path. Neither did I. I did not know how close you were to that accomplishment. Neither did I.

SPEAKER_05 30:28

So it's okay, but I'm still gonna hold it over you. But I saw her car there and I saw it get sold after she traded in.

SPEAKER_08 30:37

Rip April on it.

SPEAKER_11 30:38

With an accident on it?

unknown 30:39

Dang.

SPEAKER_05 30:40

We sold it cheap. Of course, a civic's gonna sell it.

SPEAKER_11 30:42

You sold it cheap. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:43

Yeah, because we got an accident on it. April is worth all of that, man.

SPEAKER_11 30:46

It's price memories. Do you know how many memories are in that car? No. Pricelet.

SPEAKER_08 30:51

A price is she's been in that trunk before.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

In that trunk.

SPEAKER_08 30:56

Yes. E. E.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

We all have. What is something that you do that nobody else notices?

Unseen Care For People And Hit-and-Run Jokes

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Hmm.

SPEAKER_08 31:07

Hmm. This is like an introspective question. I'm so sorry. I am not locked in. Maybe I should have prepped. Maybe. I should have read. Something I do that nobody notices.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Or that you wish that they would notice. And we can go on the total flip side and ask, what's your most predictable behavior?

SPEAKER_03 31:31

Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_08 31:32

Just making a joke count. Yeah. Trying to turn something into a bit. Yeah. Laughing always. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Laughing always.

SPEAKER_08 31:40

Predictable behavior.

unknown 31:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:42

I do this thing. Okay, I this could be awful for sound, I'll do it far away from the mic. But like this. Yeah. Like that hand thing is like my stating there, like thinking thing.

SPEAKER_09 31:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:52

So that I feel like is also pretty predictable.

SPEAKER_09 31:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:55

I'm really trying to think of things I do that nobody notices.

SPEAKER_11 31:59

Well, maybe you don't know that we notice them. That's true. But then I would maybe be noticing it if I said.

SPEAKER_08 32:06

I'm letting my rib answer.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

My ribs.

SPEAKER_07 32:09

My rib.

SPEAKER_08 32:10

What?

unknown 32:11

Ew.

SPEAKER_07 32:13

No. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 32:15

As in ribs Lord, as in ribs, Adam and Eve. Ribs as in Lord. Okay. I'll take that. Trust. I'll take that. My ribs. My ribs. Sorry, I need to enunciate the S. My ribs. Letting my ribs speak. My ribs. My ribs. My ribs. My ribs.

SPEAKER_09 32:32

I just think that you like check in on everybody, but like not everyone's gonna see how you check in on each individual person and like pour into like people, not just as a group, but individually.

SPEAKER_11 32:41

I think also how you're serving your family in this time. Stop. I said you are doing a lot, and I don't think people are noticing or realizing how much you're doing. Yeah. Well, I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_07 32:53

Yeah. And we are not crying on a podcast. This is us crying on a podcast. This is just Morgan document.

SPEAKER_05 33:05

I mean, I wish we had more warm-up time for my questions. Because like your guys' episodes are gonna be so much better than mine.

SPEAKER_09 33:13

I'll send it to you. It does sound really good. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_06 33:17

What?

SPEAKER_05 33:17

Why do you like feed?

SPEAKER_06 33:19

No! That can't be your third hand subject. He's speaking on my face.

SPEAKER_05 33:24

It was one of them. I just had to put my little check mark next to it. Okay. But realistically, Morgan, hit and runs. Yay or nay.

SPEAKER_08 33:31

Legally nay. For the thrill, yeah. For the thrill. And it's a little bit. Strongly nay. If it makes you feel better, I did an illegal hit and run once too. And speak your truth. This is my podcast. It is a hit and run theme episode. I just asked my license, and my neighbor, he got me my mom tickets to Siki Shacole.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

Who?

SPEAKER_08 34:08

We were leaving, and it was like this gravel, the gravel parking lot next to the Chrysler Center. And I back was backing up and I hit a car. And my mom was like, just go. Let's go.

SPEAKER_10 34:21

Hey, your mom told me to do that. My mom told me that.

SPEAKER_08 34:23

The mom said I could go. Wow. That is not gonna hold up the course.

unknown 34:27

Crazy.

SPEAKER_08 34:29

Mom said I could go. So I went. Ended my defense too. I said my dad was like, just get out of there. You can't sit on the side of the road like that. In retrospect, I don't know if my mom knew that I hit it. I I know I felt something, and I was like, but I think my mom was like wanting to go home. She was like, just go, just drive. Like, why are you stopping? And I was like, okay. She did not.

SPEAKER_05 34:49

Oh, mom.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Anyways, we're good.

SPEAKER_05 34:54

Yeah, your name.

SPEAKER_08 34:55

I said nay.

SPEAKER_05 34:56

She said nay.

SPEAKER_08 34:57

I say my name. Simon.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

Say my name.

SPEAKER_08 35:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 35:01

But the check mark next to it, but I don't believe it.

SPEAKER_08 35:03

I can't put an X next to it, David. I said nay.

Red Flags And The Air Guitar Ick

SPEAKER_07 35:09

Oh no I thought it was so funny. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 35:12

Okay. Alright. What do you think your biggest red flag is? And then what is your biggest red flag? You see in other people.

SPEAKER_10 35:23

Start with other people.

SPEAKER_08 35:24

Surface level. Well, kind of shit with my first Loki. Because the surface level, dumb one, my inability to park. My wide open spaces, still crooked. She also drives a car that's very easy to park. That's so valid. Look, I yeah. And I I do stand like for a little while. I was like, it's because I have a bigger car now. That's why. It's not why. Because I have a distinct memory of like right after I got my license and going to Walgreens with my mom. And I was like, I love it when the spaces are diagonal. It makes it so much easier to park because she's like, Mark, these are non-diagonals. And to like shamefully back out, and I was like And I said it with full confidence.

SPEAKER_05 36:14

That is funny.

SPEAKER_08 36:16

I love how they're diagonal. And she's like, they are not. And they are not.

SPEAKER_03 36:21

That is so funny.

SPEAKER_08 36:22

They are not so hard. Oh my gosh. I would say that's probably my biggest like surface level red flag.

SPEAKER_10 36:33

Hey, if that's your biggest one, your surface level.

SPEAKER_08 36:35

That's the most glaringly obvious.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Can I answer that? What is my red flag, Dave?

SPEAKER_02 36:47

That's a light pink flag, if anything. If anything.

SPEAKER_08 36:50

If anything. And then biggest red flag in other people. This is such a contrast of like levels of things. Like when they can park. No. When they can park.

SPEAKER_05 37:04

Gets the ick immediately. You just hate it.

SPEAKER_06 37:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 37:06

No, the ick is different. I can talk about the ick. No.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_08 37:11

If you're just like unnecessarily rude to people for no reason. That can be anybody. Like it can be friends. Yeah. I can't, I can't say that. Yeah. Or I'm like, there's no reason for you to like have that tone right now. I'm like, hey, calm down. Like you gotta chill.

SPEAKER_07 37:26

Buddy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 37:26

That is the big red flag.

SPEAKER_07 37:28

This isn't crazy. Noah, stop. Stop her.

SPEAKER_01 37:36

Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_08 37:40

No, but that's a good question. What well what's your what's your biggest ick? Biggest ick? Look. Biblical ick for me, playing the air guitar. I don't remember you talking about that. And I'm not exaggerating that. Biblically ick. Biblically accurate ick. I cannot explain it. I'm immediately like immediately no. You gotta stop.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

It's shadow boxing on the same level.

SPEAKER_08 38:04

Hey! To me, shadow boxing can be funny. I think it's funny. I don't think it's funny. Yeah. I think that's funny. I don't think that's an ick thing. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 38:14

I like, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:17

Or like like anybody like bouncing on the like the balls of their feet too much when they talk. Oh. Does that make sense? I thought that was an autistic trait. Maybe. She hates autistic trait. Hey, hey, hey. Hey now. Hey now. I don't know. I don't know how to like explain it, but I can I know it when I see it. I'll find a video. I'll send it too. It's your gate when you're talking to me.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

It's your gate while you're bothering me. It's not you, it's your gate.

SPEAKER_10 38:50

No, I met his kid in high school. He would walk like that.

SPEAKER_02 38:54

I was like, bro, stop.

SPEAKER_08 38:56

Just it's not the walking noise. It's just when you're standing still doing it. Because like we had a friend that did that, and I was like, hey, there's him. Like, like, hey buddy. It's when you're standing facing me in conversation. It's like, I'm like, why are you walking in place? Like, just plant your feet. Plant your feet. Make a decision. Decide. Yeah.

unknown 39:18

Decide.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Decide.

SPEAKER_08 39:21

In this conversation. Because that's funny. Because you've mentioned it multiple times. It seems like air guitar is your biggest one out of the floor. Literally, yeah. Because we're not talking red flags, we're talking ix air guitar. It makes me so upset.

SPEAKER_07 39:36

I'm like, stop. So funny. Gosh. Alright, great next question.

SPEAKER_08 39:42

Can I also specify? So sorry. Air guitar, but like solos?

SPEAKER_01 39:50

She does not want to drop this.

SPEAKER_08 39:51

However, what's funny to me, the only time it's susceptible is it's like air bass. That's funny. Airbass?

SPEAKER_07 39:57

Like shredding a solo.

SPEAKER_08 39:59

Yeah, right. Like that's funny. Airbase. Air bass, if you do that, I'm fine with it. That's okay.

SPEAKER_10 40:07

Airbase guitar. What about air, electric acoustic guitar? No.

SPEAKER_08 40:12

Electric acoustic guitar rhythm guitar? Still still an ink. No full strum.

SPEAKER_09 40:19

If they're doing like drums or like piano, is that give you the egg or no?

SPEAKER_07 40:36

He's like sixteen?

SPEAKER_08 40:39

Okay, fourteen. No, no egg, no egg.

SPEAKER_10 40:42

Air ukuleley. Ukulele.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_07 40:58

Air saxophone.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

I got air flute.

SPEAKER_07 41:03

Triangle. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Air Kazoo.

SPEAKER_07 41:10

Oh no. No, no, no. No, no, no, David.

SPEAKER_11 41:17

No, no, no.

Reality TV Picks And Guilty Pleasure Shows

SPEAKER_11 41:19

If you had to be in any reality TV show, which one would be good? Question. It's Target, yes. We do the first time.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

Alright. I'll just Okay.

SPEAKER_08 41:34

Fun fact, my dad watches a lot of reality TV. So I have seen a lot. He loves it. I don't know why. There's some that do stick, I'll admit. One of which below deck, Mediterranean. It's like the crew of a mega yacht. And like they're doing all these charters with these like super, super rich guests. But it's like all this drama's happening between the crew. But then they're also like these people were rats. It's like these guests are awful. But they have to like throw fiend parties for them. It's so dumb. It literally adds nothing like to your life. I don't think it really does. You're feeling yourself wasting away. But it's so entertaining for no reason. And I think it'd be really funny. Because also it's like people from places in Europe that you've never heard of that are on this crew where it's like just so many different British accents that I'm like, how is that funny? I think I've seen clips of it. It's funny, like admittedly. The one with the caviar? Yeah, yeah. That was below deck, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that, or for y'all's entertainment, Love is Blind. That would be funny to watch. Together? He's mad at me now.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

I've never watched.

SPEAKER_08 42:41

Like, if I was on a show and y'all had to view me on a show, I would choose that one. Anything if you're on it. Right. But that specifically would be the funniest. That shouldn't say. No. What did you say?

SPEAKER_05 42:52

I said live on the spectrum.

unknown 42:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:56

Alright, I got I got permission from group leader to say that one a second time.

SPEAKER_07 42:59

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 43:00

I I stepped out online the first time. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 43:03

It's fine. You're forgiven. It's fine. Let's see. American Ninja Warrior. American Ninja Warrior.

SPEAKER_05 43:12

That would be funny. I think all of us on American Ninja Warrior would be.

SPEAKER_08 43:16

Would be hilarious. Absolutely. So funny. Little Woman of Atlanta. Grey would clear. Grey would clear.

SPEAKER_07 43:21

Oh my gosh, no, that's my answer. That's my answer. Little woman of Atlanta. Just think of me. Miss Juicy. Juicy Vem!

SPEAKER_05 43:30

Fear Factor.

SPEAKER_07 43:31

She was arrested.

SPEAKER_08 43:34

Free Miss Juicy. Free the juice. Free the juice. Free the juice.

SPEAKER_09 43:38

No, thank you. That's it.

SPEAKER_08 43:39

We should push that up, but.

SPEAKER_07 43:41

No. No.

SPEAKER_08 43:42

That's what we're talking about. No. Look. Miss Juicy.

SPEAKER_09 43:48

If you're listening to the podcast, Miss Juicy. No, we're moving on from this.

Adulting Scams Faith Priorities And God Of War

SPEAKER_02 43:52

So moving on to like more adult you now cues.

SPEAKER_09 44:00

What? Okay, look on the group chat where we sent the question.

SPEAKER_08 44:06

Fold energy.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

So what I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 44:11

What is the most adult thing you feel like you've ever done, but it also feels like kinda fake. Like it's a scam. Paying my stamped property tax. That is criminal.

SPEAKER_06 44:25

What are you paying that for?

SPEAKER_08 44:26

My car. And it's bad. It's bad.

SPEAKER_06 44:29

You have to do that every year.

SPEAKER_05 44:30

Guess where you wouldn't have to do that? You might have to believe it, but move to North Carolina. No property tax.

SPEAKER_09 44:35

Yeah, that's public information. But you know smoking.

SPEAKER_04 44:39

I mean, do they know? I mean, just I'm an odd one. I am kidding.

SPEAKER_07 44:43

I'm just saying, why do we have to bleep that out? You don't have to bleep that out. Why do we have to believe that?

SPEAKER_08 44:47

Everyone would move to North Carolina.

SPEAKER_09 44:49

It's leave. I don't want to be doxed. How would you be doxed? No one's gonna listen to the four people that listen to our podcast are not gonna be like, yep, now we're moving to North Carolina.

SPEAKER_08 44:59

Hide it from Eileen.

SPEAKER_09 45:00

Four. She knows where you live now. I'm kidding. A bunch, a bunch of you guys. No.

SPEAKER_08 45:05

Hey, give love to our listeners, Kennedy.

SPEAKER_09 45:08

Our worldwide listeners. Love a lot of you, not all of you.

SPEAKER_06 45:11

We are international.

SPEAKER_05 45:12

We gotta cut that. I don't know what she's doing or not.

SPEAKER_08 45:16

In reality, that was a very like grown thing to do, but I'm also like, hey, why am I being taxed on something I own? Hear me out. Hey, if I purchased it, why am I being taxed for it? If I purchase it, would that make me federalist or anti-federalist?

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Okay, what is most important to you right now?

SPEAKER_08 45:35

I feel like right now for me, family most important. I feel like that's always though. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 45:41

Real.

SPEAKER_08 45:42

And my friendship.

SPEAKER_09 45:47

Even great?

SPEAKER_06 45:48

Even gray!

SPEAKER_07 45:49

Yeah, great.

SPEAKER_08 45:52

I'm so bad that that's a bit so funny, though. Every time it hits. Because like kind of has the perfect timing on it. Even gray? Even gray. Um I don't know. I feel like just like living life, figuring things out as they go. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

Yeah. Yep. That's a world. My lock of the Lord.

SPEAKER_08 46:13

The basic stuff. Yep. The Lord. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 46:19

Praise the Lord.

SPEAKER_10 46:22

Yeah, David used all of his three questions already.

SPEAKER_05 46:25

Yeah, one more. It's like a teeny.

SPEAKER_09 46:27

Go for it then.

SPEAKER_05 46:28

This one's probably gonna get God of War. And why have you not played it?

SPEAKER_09 46:33

I need to know that. That's how I'm gonna do that.

SPEAKER_05 46:36

At this point, it's gonna get to your next birthday, and I'm just gonna buy you a second copy of the page.

SPEAKER_08 46:40

I will make you a pact, David. I will play it before my next birthday.

SPEAKER_05 46:43

That's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_08 46:44

It will happen. Because you made three packs.

SPEAKER_09 46:46

It's a novel. We'll play it here after the pod, and then please.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

For context listeners, if this doesn't get cut, I bought her not a four for her birthday.

SPEAKER_09 47:06

We don't need the context. She's busy. She'll play it after the pod.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

I'm being silenced.

SPEAKER_08 47:13

My PlayStation, PlayStation?

SPEAKER_01 47:17

You're lying through your teeth. That's why you stutter. My PlayStation.

SPEAKER_08 47:20

My PlayStation. Play PlayStation is under the cupboard. It is evident. No, it is. It's always not L. Like, so I'm like, I have to set everything back up and play the game.

SPEAKER_07 47:36

My PlayPlace. My PlayStation.

SPEAKER_08 47:42

I can't wait to play Ghana Wall, my Point.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

Oh my gosh. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 47:54

Hey, I've had the PE since 45 minutes ago, and we gotta lock the PE.

SPEAKER_09 48:00

Still have fun facts still. Okay, I'm gonna take a break from the serious ones.

Rapid Fire Choices Travel Stress And Kenya Delays

SPEAKER_09 48:06

Take a break from the serious ones and do the this or that rapid fire. So you gotta be locked in. I'm gonna close my eyes. Are you ready? Yes, ma'am. Okay, okay. City or country? Country. Morning or night? Night. Sweet or salty? Both. I don't know. Nope. You can't do the past thing. You gotta pick one. Salty, I love pretzels. I love pretzels. Calling or texting. Calling. Beach or mountains? Beach. Coffee or tea? Coffee. Dogs or cats. Dogs. Spring or fall.

SPEAKER_08 48:42

Oh no. I can't use that. That's criminal. Okay, fall, but it would be spring if there was no allergies.

SPEAKER_09 48:48

That's actually so valid. Books or movies? Movies. Movies. That's a hard one though. Gosh, some of these aren't that great. No. Oh, saving money or spending money. Truthfully. Spending.

SPEAKER_08 49:04

In my head, saving. In reality, spending. It's more fun to spend than I'm out.

SPEAKER_03 49:10

It is. It is.

SPEAKER_08 49:13

I don't think that. I don't think Dave Ramsey's ever been thrifting. I don't think he knows.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

I don't think they're not a whole food.

SPEAKER_09 49:22

That is really good.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

Thank you. Speaking of third. No, go for it.

SPEAKER_09 49:26

I think we'll be done. Unless, well, actually, do you want to know Netflix or movies? Do you agree with Tyree with the like go to the movie theater? Or stay at home to work.

SPEAKER_08 49:35

No, I'm because this is a movie theater. I'm not yet, but I will be this year. It's on my bigger card for this year. My favorite thing is I made that bigger card and I just put things I could choose to do anytime on there. I could just do it. No, yeah, I'm I'm gonna wait until the summer when they have like all the movies are coming out. Then I can maximize more cost effective. I did want to maximize theater over everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:07

Like staycation or like traveling.

SPEAKER_08 50:11

Ooh. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 50:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 50:15

I would say traveling, but it is conditional for me. Like, I love having like time off like here to like go do stuff because I know what I'm gonna do and like where I'm gonna go. I've been wanting to do that for a while. But like traveling without the stress of like travel going wrong.

SPEAKER_05 50:29

Yeah. Because like sometimes when you're out somewhere and you don't have every little thing planned, it can be a little, it can be a little stressful. It'll be like, oh, where are we gotta go? Yeah, where's the nearest Chick-fil-A?

SPEAKER_08 50:40

Well, and there's like a running bit. Every like time we went to Kenya in college was apparently I'm the curse on the teen traveling because like anytime I've not been there, it's gone fine. We went there, we had like a two-day delay in London because all the pilots walked off. Sorry. No, that was like when United happened or whatever, they all walked off, so we were stuck there for two days. And then the next year was a 12-hour delay in London. And like beforehand, we like it took us like six extra days to get there. We got stuck in Dallas. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 51:11

I do have a question. Were you Were you with Gracie when she got arrested? Yes. Oh, so you are bad luck.

SPEAKER_08 51:17

Yeah, I am. It's my fault. It's also my fault because it was the concert that I really wanted to go to and that I was like, Gracie, can we go together? And that's why she had her pepper spray on her.

SPEAKER_05 51:28

That's funny.

SPEAKER_11 51:29

It was not I got arrested. Okay, I didn't arrest me. I was not sure. She was detained. She they just said No cuffs could be. I had no power. I couldn't go anywhere.

SPEAKER_08 51:40

No, I didn't. No, we were like on the side trying to figure out what's happening. And I like I was like leaning over and I was like, I think that there was just liquids in her bag. And then 10 minutes later, two men with AK-47s pulled up, and I was like, by the time I had said that, it was taking a long time for things to happen. I was like, I thought she just had liquids, and then they showed up, and I was like, She did not just have liquids. Something has gone wrong.

SPEAKER_09 52:03

I don't know what it is, but it's not good. Gracie, did you have a bomb?

SPEAKER_08 52:07

You can tell me. Blink twice if you had a bomb.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

Perfect combination of C4. Okay.

Desert Island Movies And Comfort Rewatches

SPEAKER_09 52:16

Okay, back to Sirius. I want to know. Oh, sorry, no, I'm sorry. I can't remember how to do that. Whatever question. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

I want to know what your desert island movies are. Yeah. We almost forgot that would be a good one. I feel like you're one of like the most like educated people when it comes to movies. Educated as freaking. Like you just know a lot of movies.

SPEAKER_08 52:39

Okay. So I have to put Laaland on there. But at the same time. Okay, but like she does. I have to. But the thing is, I also I'm like, if I'm stranded on a beach, do I want to be devastated more than where I'm at? Like, that's the thing. I have to. There's there's two strains of thought here. It's my top three favorite movies, or it's like, hey, this is a bad situation. Let's watch like Ramona and Beezas.

SPEAKER_07 53:08

Let's watch Surf Cell.

SPEAKER_08 53:10

Let's watch a beach themed going in another West Story. It's not my dream dad. Another what am I saying? The one with Selena Gomez, though. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. So Lala Land has to be in there for me. I would go probably, I don't want to go like too rom-com heavy, but that's pretty much what I would choose, probably. The holiday, that is like I say Lala Land's my favorite movie of all time. The holiday, I've watched more than any other movie in my life. I love that movie so much. And it's like a big comfort movie for me. The holiday with Queen Latifah? Nope, that's the last holiday. And that happens every time I talk about that movie.

SPEAKER_09 53:51

This is the one with Jack Black.

SPEAKER_07 53:52

Of course, Jack. I've never seen this one.

SPEAKER_09 53:54

It's so good.

SPEAKER_08 53:56

We have to watch it together. It's so good, guys. We have to okay. It's pod movie night. We're watching the holiday. It's so good. There's there, like Kate Winslow's character in that movie I relate to more than any other movie character. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Thank you. No, and mind you, Jack Black says, I think the most romantic thing ever written in a movie.

SPEAKER_07 54:15

Up until literally, I saw, I'm like, oh, but I'm like, is that Jack Black saying that? Like a thing. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 54:21

Yeah, it's like a dick, but so sweet.

unknown 54:23

No.

SPEAKER_08 54:24

So I say that and then I I was gonna say leave their own, but I think it would be like over the hitch. To wrap things up, Miss

Outlook On Life Bring Back Whimsy

SPEAKER_08 54:32

Morgan. Yes, ma'am.

SPEAKER_06 54:33

I hope you've had fun.

SPEAKER_08 54:34

I have.

SPEAKER_04 54:35

This is one this is gonna be one of our best.

SPEAKER_06 54:38

One of our best. I guess it.

SPEAKER_02 54:41

So what is your current outlook on life?

SPEAKER_08 54:46

Given all of your experiences from childhood to now, how do you view life? How do you take on life? I don't know. Prioritizing like the right things, you know, like seeking after the Lord, cultivating friendships, cultivating family, cultivating, tilling the field, tilling the land. But also, it's not that serious. Hear me out. Like, yes, it is, but also it's not. Like, I there's so many times where I wish I could go back in time and like smack myself in the face, like in like high school, because I would had like really bad academic anxiety, and I'm like, hey, you're good. You're good, hey, calm down, brother. Like, it is DE speech. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be just you're you're not gonna use this in an academic setting ever again, I don't think. Like, you're good. But like stuff like that, or like just not to sweat the small stuff of like chill out, bro. Like, it's not that serious. Like, I don't know. That's why I like I there's certain things that I just don't get, like I don't understand. I say this, but I'm like, I do also have this, but like road rage, but I I say that, and then I'm also raging at my car, but I don't when it's like actually like people are actually pressed about it and like try and do something about it instead of just like letting it out in the car. I'm not targeting this at you, David. No, no, no, I'm clearing my throat because my chest suckers from laughing. You were staring at me and I'm like, no, but like stuff like that. I'm just like, I don't know. Just laugh, have fun. Like it's okay, chill. Life is whimsy and joyful. It is yes, full of joy and whimsy. Yes. My words for 2026 joy and whimsy. Joy and whimsy. Bring back the whimsy. Bring it back.

SPEAKER_05 56:23

Hashtag bring back whimsy.

SPEAKER_08 56:24

Yeah, that's right, guys. Start the hashtag. Start the hashtag. I don't know. I don't know if that was cohesive at all. But that's what I feel. That's pretty easy. That's good. That's good. Cohesive. I understood.

SPEAKER_03 56:33

Thank you. That's a hurdle.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

Perfect, perfect. Um what's something you hope never changes about you?

SPEAKER_07 56:46

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_09 56:47

Um nothing that'd be my answer.

SPEAKER_08 56:51

I want to say that no. I don't know. I feel like it is not good at times, but my ability to laugh 100% of the time. It does not matter. And it it is, there's been plenty of times where it's like actually really bad. But I also am like, yeah, but also I think I'd be a very different person if I didn't have that, at least. Of like, I don't know. I find everything funny, I think. Yeah. Just a little bit. You do. You can yeah, I fear. Let's wrap it up.

Final Laughs Next Guest And Goodbye

SPEAKER_08 57:25

Good job, Morgan. Good job, good. I had a good laugh. I felt like I bared my soul a little bit. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 57:34

That's good, that's good.

SPEAKER_08 57:35

I mean, the pantsing thing was the pants falling.

SPEAKER_05 57:39

That was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_11 57:41

That, yeah, that was a thank you for listening to just us talking, listening all about Morgan, asking her the fun little questions, and hearing her laugh. Um join us next episode for Mary Chris! So we're gonna hear all the tea and the lore. None of us know. Anyway, subscribe to the podcast, uh, follow us on Instagram, whatever it may be, share with the friends. We love ya. Peace out. And listen to Keisha Cole.

SPEAKER_08 58:18

Never knew when.

SPEAKER_05 58:20

Oh, that's her?