0/10 Would Not Recommend

From the impulse decisions that humbled us, to the personal “never again” rules we now live by, we’re unpacking the moments that made us wiser, sassier, and just a tiny bit feral.

Consider this your backstage pass to the unfiltered stories, questionable logic, rogue confidence, and brand-new life rules we crafted in the aftermath.

It’s messy. It’s honest. It’s hilariously relatable.

And yes—there will be at least one moment where you’ll think, oh no… I’ve done that too.

We are sharing our “0/10 - would not recommend” moments! 🙃

Go ahead- pull up your chair. You always have a seat at our table!

Love, Ash & Chess

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:01

Hey everybody. April, second week. Second week. Part two. We have uh a fun month for you all. Um check us out on socials, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, streaming on YouTube and other and all the other streaming devices. All of them. All of them. Check them all out. Listen to it on all of them. Uh I'm Ashley.

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I'm Justin.

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And yeah, we are having a fun month of April. It's gonna be pretty this month. Everything's blooming. Yeah, everything's blooming. Um allergies are in full effect.

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Yeah, well, we're not gonna talk about that.

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We're not a negative part of it. It is, but we are in the Ohio Valley and that's what we're faced with. So uh what are we talking about today?

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Well this month it's all about being unhinged and unfiltered.

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We're kind look a little filtered. A little bit.

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Probably a lot on if we're being honest. We're trying.

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Yeah, we don't want to look ratchet on Yeah, we do. We will do ratchet.

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Okay.

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Um this week we're talking about it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Mm-hmm.

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Do you have some of those?

unknown 1:15

Yeah.

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I'm sure. Oh Lord, I can't wait to hear all of these. I'm not, I'm not. And this is why we have rules now.

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Yeah. We've created them because of the these reasons. These very reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Does that sound good to you? Yeah, I'm in. I'm all in.

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Are you?

SPEAKER_04 1:34

Yeah. Are you sure? I think so. I I some things come to mind, but um yeah. These hashes are really comfortable. Are they? Yeah, this is the first time I wore these. I usually wear white fluffy ones. I know.

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Are those new? Mm-hmm. Ish? Newish.

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Okay.

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I have quite the collection of how she's I don't know why, and my daughter has taken over so many of them. I like this. We we have good matching.

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I know. Can we don't just stop at shirts. We gotta have more. More.

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I need more. Give me more. Alright. So have you ever looked back at those moments and been like, that seemed like such a good idea at the time? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then I'm like Like the night that I climbed to get the vest in the parking lot, the workers' vest in the parking lot. You still have that?

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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It's why what so why is it not a good idea now? Wait.

SPEAKER_05 2:33

It's a good idea at the time. It was a good idea at the time. Yeah. I mean, we had been maybe a little. I don't know that I needed to climb. One. Fair. Um safety. And I mean it's it has grease all over it and uh very sanitary. Put it on. I don't know. And then climbed a hill. Yeah. Why did we climb that hill? I don't know. I think I was at the bottom. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I took a picture. Oh yeah, Amy came up. Amy did. Thanks, little lion. She never lets me down. My legal partner in crime. How to capture that. That was fun. That was fun. It was funny. It was a really good idea at the time the next morning. I was like the best. I was like, hmm, that was fun. Yeah. But why?

unknown 3:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:21

I mean, I ha that that ring bell we um our girl went to college with. We were hanging out and we were tailgating at UK for a football game. And that night we ended up going out. For whatever reason, she grabbed right when we were getting in the Uber, there was a orange cone and she put that orange cone in the back seat and that orange cone went with us w to every bar. Went in with every bar. We named her Gertie. I love that. And yeah, she followed us all night. Do not ask me why and how, but we did it. And I mean we lost her at some point. But I wonder who has Gertie now. I don't know. But she'd been through a lot. She weathered a fun night. She weathered a fun night. She did. So yeah, just stuff like that. I'm like, I think it's I mean, that's probably not something we should do. I don't know. Can sh is it illegal to take a tra traffic cone?

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Well, it was when you brought that up, I was like, oh wow. Um, I think I was 19. I'd gone to visit my brother in Texas and we were leaving a baseball game. Yeah. And we had been in the parking lot for a really long time. And he just reached out the window, grabbed a cone, and put it on top of the car. That yeah, we left the stadium holding the cone on the top of the car. I don't think we're supposed to take cones, but we did set it back down.

SPEAKER_04 4:51

So probably also not supposed to take beer bottles and throw them at signs as you're driving by riding by them. Probably shouldn't do that.

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I'm not sure you're supposed to have open containers.

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I don't know. I'm not sure who would ever do that, but we heard that somebody may have somebody else have done that, yeah. Yeah. And not a good idea. So whoever did that, that was not a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 5:15

Yeah, on that one road and back at home. Yeah, they shouldn't have done that. You can't go no when there's no there's no video evidence. It's fine.

SPEAKER_05 5:25

That is I'd send my mom texts off of I'm so thankful there were no ring cameras. 100%. And the video and on the phones and all of that was not a thing. Thank you, Jesus. Yeah, because it didn't happen. There's no proof. There's no proof it did not happen. So funny. Um, all right, I'll give you some examples and we'll see if it rattles some. Um these make us sound old, and it's okay. It's fine. But um some of the bad decisions that were in the past maybe is why I don't make plans after 8 p.m. anymore.

SPEAKER_04 6:09

Did you ever have that like out my curfew is midnight, and I'd always say, Why is midnight? And my dad would say, Nothing good happens after midnight. I thought it was after dark. Well at least they gave you till midnight. I got till midnight. But we I mean, now did I push the limits of course? Yeah. But he is traffic. Traffic got in the way at midnight. But he is not wrong. Nothing if I was if I was still out after midnight, it was not up to no good.

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I was up to no good.

unknown 6:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:38

Yeah, absolutely. And think about it. Then once we got older, we didn't go out until midnight. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

What was that about?

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Yeah.

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When now now we're back at it again. Now I'm like, yeah, I'm a day, day kind of goer outer. Back at what?

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If I'm not going out until midnight. No, I'm saying like now we're back, like now back to the for sure. For sure. Um, do you ever need to read the do you now need to read the group text before you respond because of something that may have happened in the past?

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You know, I probably just re I just shoot it out there and then probably go, oh, I should probably unsend that. Oh. See that. That's probably me. I don't really sometimes think I do. And that gets me in trouble sometimes. Oh my gosh. So many times.

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I said it just the other day.

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Oh yeah, yeah. Was it something embarrassing?

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No.

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But it wasn't something that I wanted to send to that person. Yeah. Yeah. I mean when you're when you're when you have a roster. Now who has a roster? Well we don't now. Oh, okay. I was like, that's not what happened. I did before I changed my ways like last year. And if you text the wrong duplicate name. Oh.

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That's why that's why we give nicknames. What do you think? I know.

SPEAKER_04 8:03

Well if you w weren't in the know with it, then in it was just Oh, it was one of your secrets. Secret ones. This one keeps secrets. Not too well. But yeah, I texted the wrong one. Did you have to make plans?

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To what?

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Did you have to like um it was more I was a little more into than w the one of them than the other. And the one that really wasn't into it made it sound like it kind of was like sending bad signals. Oops. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

Oh.

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Um obviously n nothing of it nothing came about. Didn't land. It didn't land. Um but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

I've texted the wrong person before. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:47

Mine wasn't anything like that just the other day, but uh they I mean they had a full conversation about what I because it was a picture of like something, and I was like, Yeah, that wasn't for you, but you're sure we'll talk about it.

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We'll talk about it.

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It was good, I think. The doors open. Yeah. That's so funny.

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It's fine. It is fun. Total shift in topics, but Gage started school, signed up for all the things. Yeah. I was free. Mom, I did the bulletin boards, did the Yeah. By the time three and four, I didn't even do parent teacher conferences unless they called me and they needed to have one.

SPEAKER_03 9:34

You start out of the gate real strong. Yeah.

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Yeah. Now I did do some bulletin boards after um that first kiddo, but that was just because another kiddo had gotten into some trouble and I was trying to get brownie points with a teacher.

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So I was like, I'll come into your bulletin boards once a month for you. Come immune spent water out. That's great. I mean it worked. Yeah. Well, yeah, it worked great. Yeah. But I hated every second of it.

SPEAKER_05 10:04

That's great. But it was just for the benefit of them to do better in class.

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You gotta do what you gotta do, man. You gotta get them kids to their school. 100%. Sometimes it's just whatever you got at that moment. Yeah, there's no homeschool mama over here. Yeah.

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I love those who do. I'm like, gosh, I wish I could do, but yeah. No, can't can't do that.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

What about um drinking a picture of margaritas alone at the Mexican restaurant? It sounded like a good idea at the time. But like by myself, like I have my own picture. Oh, oh. At the good at the time, it sounded like a good idea. Yeah, that has happened. And Amy, little lion. I said you're allowed to look up it's late. It's fine. Um, little lion may or may not have seen me do a um grass angel outside of the Mexican restaurant. But there was no snow? No, it was grass angel from the picture of margaritas. Did you have grass scene? No, but um I d If I did, I don't remember. Um they put I have some I have I I actually thought a couple things.

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Oh yeah?

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Yeah.

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I love that.

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Well I put I put look, you like how I lean into the mic whenever I'm talking.

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You'll be like coming in loud. Yeah hot.

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Um just in general, doing anything while drinking. Oh in the moment it's like this is a great idea.

unknown 11:40

Yeah.

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Texting a person. Oh yeah. And then the next day reading that text and being like, Why? Mm-hmm. I'm so glad those days are over. Cutting your own hair. Well no, I have you done that? You you do that well. You do that.

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I just cut my hair last week.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Well, but I mean, like, you're not giving yourself like a bowl cut.

SPEAKER_05 12:05

No, no. But I did we just talked about this go I did go chop my hair off one time and that was a big mistake. I mean, yes, it alleviated some pressure for me, but oh, it was a miserable It was a miserable year. Not your favorite cut. It was horrible and the grow out was Did you ever have a bowl cut when you were younger? Yeah. Honey, have you not seen the picture that my mother popped up on the case? I can't wait to see it. I have like strawberries. It l goes like I I need to see this picture. Oh, it's awful. Did you have a bowl cut?

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Mama Christine, will you send this to me? What? Yeah.

unknown 12:40

Girl.

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Girl, I had legit bow cut, which I didn't why did mom think that we ob they all thought it was a good idea. Oh, I look and then listen, Tony Delk Double Zero Kentucky jersey. This is a school picture. Bow cut Tony Duck jersey, tight rolled jeans at the bottom, and like the slid-on moccasin shoes. With the white socks just hey, I was the cutest boy in class.

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My pictures.

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Made a cute boy. It was a bad picture. Really that picture. You'll get it. I'll bring it.

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Oh it was the cutest boy. Yeah. I love it. I did in middle school try I mean Jennifer Anison. You remember the Jennifer Anison haircut? Yes. Girl next door, and she yeah, gorgeous. Yeah. Totally tried that. My hair is way too thick. Yeah. We didn't have straighteners then.

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It was bad. So bad.

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Do you have a picture of that? Uh probably I'm sure. Well, yawning. I don't know. It's so rude. It's so rude. So rude and she's so bored she's yawning. We don't even edit. I know. I don't know if that's saying in there. What about? I mean, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Shoulder pads.

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Those aren't back in, aren't they?

SPEAKER_01 14:08

You wearing them out.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

But listen. I got shoulders for days.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

Why do we need to do that?

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Mamma don't need shoulder pads.

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My mom used to stack them two and three. Ah. Did she ever put like little tasses on them too?

SPEAKER_05 14:27

Honey, that's what she used to. She had these sweatshirts she would put me in. Is your mama gonna like this?

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Is your mama gonna like this conversation? She's probably laughing. Yes.

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Okay, this was our biggest fight growing up crying. She wanted me to be this girly girl freely and all of this. And that was just not me. Yeah. She'd buy these sweatshirts. They had shoulder pads in them. And then there was Velcro on the top, and they had these big old fringes where she could change out the fringe.

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I've never heard of that.

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I wish I hadn't. Are you free's card? BTSD. I am dead right now. Yes. I need to see the puffy paint sweatshirts. Yes, puffy paint everything.

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Our stockings. Oh my gosh. Everything had puffy paint. Why did our parents think these were good ideas? I don't know. I mean, our kids are gonna have the same stories, I know. I mean, it's at least they were like cute, you know?

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I am so sorry. You just hit me so rude.

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Unhinged and unfiltered didn't mean this. I know. I hit a wall.

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I'm kidding. That's all right. I feel like I feel like we made better decisions, right?

SPEAKER_05 15:42

I mean maybe. But it was a wee NC Hammer pants. What were we thinking? Those looked good on no one.

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No. I won't tell a story on Mac's husband right now, so we won't go there. No, you can't. We had to clear out some closets, some of the things in closets. Okay. Yeah. I mean we wore them. Also, carpenter jeans, guys. Do not wear carpenter jeans with the 15 different pockets.

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We don't they gotta be able to carry out hammer.

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Oh my god. Don't wear those. If if you are in the dating world and you're trying to impress a woman, do not wear those jeans. Slap bracelets. I liked those.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

I did too. But they hurt.

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Are we comparing those to carpenter jeans? That's just comparison. The slap Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm slap. Oh, and the the um the little black choker things, those came back around for a while. Everything comes back around.

SPEAKER_05 16:43

I feel like now, and maybe it's just me because I don't care. If I like it, I wear it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

So I feel like I still have straight leg jeans and and and leggings, jeggings or whatever. You have to Google jeggings. Um we forgot. We forgot last time. It's okay. I'm writing it down. Google jeggings. They are literally jean leggings, and they are they look like jeans, but they feel like leggings. I may get a pair just to wear for you.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

I don't know. I don't know if I can do it. Um, what else? What what else did you write down over there on things that you uh thought that was a good idea at the time, sis?

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Everything that I have, it was just terrible, has to do with I thought it was a good idea while I was having an alcohol beverage. I don't know why most of my ideas think they're good from that time frame.

unknown 17:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

I feel like we could do a whole so h hence the reason why I've cut I've cut back a ton, which I'm not making those decisions anymore. Right. But um not nearly as bad anyway.

SPEAKER_05 17:42

Yeah.

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Um also if I ever tell you, if you ever as I'm drinking and you were like, We're gonna make that plan, are you in? Just know whatever drunk Ashley says oh is not cannot make plans. I've made way too many plans as I'm drinking, and then they're like, Hey girl, see you next weekend. You said you were coming, and I'm like, who did you ask? Drunk Ashley or sober Ashley?

SPEAKER_05 18:08

Two different people, and you cannot hold sober person to drunk person. Yeah, cannot. We're not doing that. We don't get to do they're two different people. You have to talk to drunken again.

SPEAKER_04 18:21

Yeah. So most of the I have realized that most of my good amount ideas have I thought came from when I had a little alcohol in my system. So not so much.

SPEAKER_05 18:33

So is that why you have a rule now that you don't ever drink? I have a rule you don't have to make nature bookmark?

SPEAKER_04 18:40

Uh uh no, I see that. Oh, okay. But don't make decisions um during that time frame.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

So that's that's that's not a bad did you ever do any of the hair trends that ran like I did Jennifer Aniston?

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Um beside the chili book, yeah. Besides that. Um I did and still too do today the middle part still. Like that's still neat, it has to come back. The middle part? Yeah. It is, isn't it? Side part's out. No, I got my hair done a little bit ago and she's like, she's like, still middle part, like still? And I'm like, yeah. And I don't think it is. Let's will we add that to our Google.

SPEAKER_05 19:24

Man middle part. I swear middle part's in because I always say I'm holding on to my side part.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Middle part reminds me of um Is it 90210? What what show was it? The middle part. We everybody did middle parts.

SPEAKER_05 19:39

And 90210 was still Big Bangs.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:42

That's how that show was so amazing.

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Every Wednesday night, eight o'clock.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

Yeah. I love that you still know that. And all of my friends came to my house and we watched it. The girls would spend the night and of course the boys had to leave because it was school night, but we'd all come to the house. I had a show to watch that comes out like that weekly. Virgin River.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Oh, well, it doesn't come out weekly though. I'm already done almost done with episodes or season seven. So good. I I love it. Can we talk about it?

SPEAKER_05 20:07

Why can't we?

SPEAKER_04 20:07

Have you talked have you already saw the seven season seven? Oh yeah. Oh, you're done with it?

SPEAKER_05 20:11

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:11

Oh well then I'm done. We'll when I get done, we'll talk about it.

unknown 20:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:15

Well, what are you thinking about it so far?

SPEAKER_04 20:16

Um I'm loving it. Um it's still like the unknowns of what's gonna happen with you know the look how I just did it on I don't even know.

SPEAKER_05 20:30

We'll just use your words.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

Oh, do I want to spoil it? Adoption? Oh. Well now you know. Anyway, I'm in that phase of like, is it gonna happen kind of thing?

SPEAKER_01 20:43

Who's your favorite character?

SPEAKER_04 20:44

Um That's a really hard question. I love Preacher. He's fan he's fantastic. He's a great dude.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

Um There's not a character on that show that I don't like. Well, besides the one dude, the bad guy that always gets everybody in all the trouble. He's not Brady? No, not Brady. The one that Brady worked for. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

The mm-hmm. He's so bad.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:11

Not like Charmaine's baby daddy. Baby daddy. Well. It's not the baby daddy. Right? Oh, U S O B. I have to watch it now. Okay. Sorry. It's fun. This is why we can't talk about it. Okay, okay. We're moving on. Moving on. Hair trendy haircuts. Um I mean why did I try it? I don't I'm not very fashionable. I don't know. No, there's not someone that I was like, do my hair like that. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

I think my only one was the Jennifer Anderson attempt.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

Yeah. Like that. And you've never cut your own hair?

unknown 21:53

I did.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

I did. Mm-hmm. I cut my bangs when I was little. Oh, yeah. I think it's a little bit more. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

Yeah. Oh. What would she do?

SPEAKER_05 22:08

Um nothing. She she cut some bangs that was funny. She was like, uh, I didn't mean to. I was like, oh okay. And did the same thing. Yeah. Been there. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

Um in making some of those, did you have one of those like exact moments where you're like, oh, that was a horrible idea. Yeah. Like your Margaret's. I'm sure it was the next morning when you woke up.

SPEAKER_04 22:36

Oh, yeah, it was after the fact for sure. Oh, during. Those grassangles were so fun. You know. Um there's video of that. Damn it. There is. Yeah. I just said I know.

SPEAKER_05 22:51

This is a good one.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

We're at as far as oopsies. I know. It's fine. It's fine.

SPEAKER_05 22:56

Yeah, there's video. Um yeah. Trying to think of some more of the I don't I feel like there are probably many.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Like in the moment.

SPEAKER_05 23:10

I was like, I should have maybe slow them down.

SPEAKER_04 23:13

When I was in Hawaii when I was 16, I went there. I played volleyball. I met some girls from other estates. And my mom and dad went too. Um I thought at that moment, because I'm like, I'm in Hawaii. I'm gonna clip cliff job. Jive. Cliff jump. Yeah, there was no diving. I jumped. Um it was like a good 70-80 feet. It was high. And yeah, I um will never do that again.

SPEAKER_05 23:47

Oh my gosh. Did you still have to play volleyball after that?

SPEAKER_04 23:50

Yeah. But uh I mean that just could have been it could have been bad. Well, yeah. There could have been so many things that happened. Um Yeah, I'll never do that again. Everyone was like, Oh, that was refreshing, I'm so glad. And I was like, came up from the water. I was like I was like, I don't know how I didn't like I went far down and I don't know how I didn't like I was struggling to get to the top. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

Yeah. Like uh that was that one never happened again. No. So that at the moment though, I was like, I don't know why I'm gonna course I'm gonna do lift job. Yeah. And I can say I've done it now, but never again. Never again. Um also why this makes me sound like such an alcoholic. I thought it was a great idea one time to go hiking and drink margaritas. Everything is gonna everything.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

Do not judge me.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

Don't judge me. Because I really like I'm such a social person and I just thought, let's do that while hiking.

SPEAKER_04 24:54

I cramped.

SPEAKER_05 24:55

Oh my gosh, it was the worst thing ever. We actually not you say that. We went on a girls' trip and went we had some day drinks and went hiking and turned around and one of the girls was laying flat out. She tripped over a stump. And so I stayed back with her and like helped her walk through. She like twisted ankle or something. She was fine.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

Oh boy. Yeah, Jane, did you see her put comment on her stuff?

SPEAKER_05 25:25

She don't care if I tell her this.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

That is so funny.

SPEAKER_05 25:29

Yeah, and somehow we ended up with a Daniel Boone raccoon tail hat. And that was when we were doing the flips on the pool table. I showed you the that hurt the next day. Yeah. You thought it was a good idea in the moment. We thought it was a great idea. Clear the pool table and do flip. Yeah. Yeah. Two body flips. What would you call that? What were we doing?

SPEAKER_04 25:59

I don't know. I know it was hard. I don't know it. And Sam Pickens. Pickens, that would be. I don't know what you call that.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

It was fun, but yeah, she uh that was we were hiking at Red River Gorge for some reason. And that's where I was Are you serious? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:16

Different times. Oh, that's funny.

SPEAKER_05 26:18

Did you ever go to Miguel's?

SPEAKER_04 26:20

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You have to go there. You go to Red River Gorge.

SPEAKER_05 26:24

I may or may not have also so in the cabin we were staying in, it was three stories and the very top was just a loft, like bed, but there was no bathroom up there. And me and one of the other girls were staying up there, and I really no you didn't.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

What you didn't go to the bathroom up there. I sat on the banister.

SPEAKER_01 26:56

You can't.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

Yeah. I I wonder.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

You're not watching. You don't understand what we're doing.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

That's all I had to do.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

I can't believe I just shared that.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

You did.

SPEAKER_05 27:07

Oh, she took pictures.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

Of course she did, as sh as one should.

SPEAKER_05 27:12

I didn't want to wake everybody downstairs up. Oh my god. That's what we're going with. I am. I needed to go. It was late. I went up to bed. She was so scared up there. I go up there, and there's a kitchen knife laying on the table at the nightstand.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

I was like, what is what is this up here for? She's like, what is the magic? I said, what are they gonna do? Climb climb up the banister. That is fantastic. And what is this kitchen knife gonna do? It's not even a steak knife.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

It's like a butter knife.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

It was like a butter knife. It was pretty close. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_05 27:53

Never gonna rely on you in that tough situation. Cause we go down. That is hilarious. Yeah. There were probably more bad decisions that weekend. I don't know, but it was fun. Oh, that Red River Gorge. I don't know if I have any more that's coming up. I should have wrote some down. Yeah. I just feel like Yeah. Huh. Have you made what rules have you made because of some of those bad decisions? Seriously though. I was kidding about the margaritas, but you obviously didn't make that rule.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

I now get a small picture instead of a large picture.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

I'm proud of you. I'm dead. I was trying to stare in the straight face and I couldn't do it. Um you did get a small picture the last time that I met you. That was my role. And the waiter was so confused.

SPEAKER_02 28:57

He said, are you sure a small picture? He even came back and asked if you wanted an extra shot.

SPEAKER_05 29:05

He was very confused. Oh my god. So proud of you. I hold you to those small pictures from now on. Whoa. I definitely don't make more than one plan in a day anymore.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

Yeah. Yeah. Um, I don't say yes to plans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

I've been tears running down your face.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

I love this one.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

If you are not on YouTube watching this right now, that is your loss.

SPEAKER_05 29:38

We're not making sense if you're just showing listen. Sorry about it.

SPEAKER_04 29:41

Um I mean everything in mine is I'm sure it's cut back.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

This is where we are right now. Oh, can't get it together. Oh, we need to wrap it up. I know. Um what about you? What rules would you say? You don't make plants in the same way. Yeah. Try not to make double plants, is what I said. Oh my gosh. And I'm sober.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

I don't even know what we're laughing at either point, but I can't stop. Okay. Okay. Oh. We don't edit, so they're just gonna have to suffer through that. I also stick to my schedule.

SPEAKER_04 30:40

So like I stick to my schedule. If it's not a commitment or then I can back out of it. I can like, because of um my tears called. If it's not on my schedule, I can back out of it because it's not something I've already committed to.

SPEAKER_05 30:58

Yeah. Yeah, if it's not on my calendar, it's not happening. Um it's gotta be on both. I'm just gonna that's funny.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

No, I I I don't think I uh I have obviously made a a realization that we learned so much.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

You learned so much about me. Oh goodness.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

You went right through that becoming let's wrap this up.

SPEAKER_05 31:35

That is hard. This month looks way different than the other months. Um we're gonna stop crying. It's a different kind of cry. We're gonna try to reveal it in a little bit for the next one, but can't make any promises. Okay. I hope you guys enjoyed this one. Yeah. Uh let us know. Please let us know. We we shared a little bit. Yeah. We're not the only ones. We may or may not. Um don't look at the tears. Follow up with some pictures this week for you guys. We'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

You might get videos of the bulk bowl cut. I don't know. We'll see.

SPEAKER_05 32:12

But all jokes aside, we definitely want you to share your story so we can laugh with you all as well.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:19

And never ever forget that you always have a seat at our table.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Wipe your face. I know, right?