Instant Icks & Dirty Little Secrets - Listener Confessions

This week on Did She Just Say That? we’re diving into the icks that haunt us and the listener confessions that had us clutching pearls we don’t even own. 

We’re talking the tiny turn-offs that instantly dry the vibe, the behaviors that make us reconsider humanity, and the confessions so spicy we had to double-check they were legal… or at least morally flexible. 🔥 

It’s messy. It’s juicy. It’s a little scandalous.

And yes — you will absolutely judge someone. Maybe even yourself.

Come for the chaos, stay for the “oh PLEASE tell me they didn’t do that.”

You will definitely want to pull your chair up for this one and join our table! 

Love, Ash & Chess

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Hey everybody. We are in April. Second week of April, actually. Third. Third. Third. Yep. It's actually April Fool's, but whatever. They don't know, but now they do. Yeah, that was April Fool's. That was the April Fool's. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, um, welcome to Did She Just Say That? I'm Ashley. And I'm Justin. And we are on all your socials. We're on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and where you live stream. YouTube, all the streaming devices. Devices? Platform. Platform. That word. Yeah. That one. It moved on me. Oh everything is. It's all right. So yeah, we are talking about. This one's fun. It's fun. Icks. And and they're commonics. Some of them are probably individual icks. And then we have germ roll. Confession time. Listener confession time.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

So you guys have really good stories. I didn't even sprinkle any of mine in because they don't compare. I blushed when I read some of these. Yes. Yeah. And I couldn't believe it. I was like, I love that you trust me enough to send me this knowing that I won't say your name.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

But I love the fact that it's, yeah, they're like, I'll give you all the stories all day because my name's on in it. Yeah. But you know who you are. Oh, yeah. You know who you are. If you want to call yourself out, that's fine because they're solid gold. Yes. I'm here for it. So let's hop in, Ix. Let's hop in. Here we go. What kind of icks you got? Sis? Uh, I mean, we got a list here. We do. Also, we're drinking the good stuff tonight. Cheers to that.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Cheers to that.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

This calls for a good drink.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Um, number one, Ick. Open mouth chewing.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

I laugh because I you've caught me the last couple of times. I've been chomping on my gum. Oh. It literally. Yeah, I don't do it in the podcast, but yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Open mouth chewing can't.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Yeah, can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

I can't accept it. That was the first my kids knew how to chew with their mouth closed before they could wipe their hand in.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Yeah. I I can't imagine the stare down that they would get if they were chomping with their mouth open. At dinner time. It's serious. Like to start twitching.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

My eye twitches. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Yeah. People that are rude to like service staff. I have that on mine too. See? Well, I also had noises while eating. But yeah. But yes, rude. And I I like to ask their name, interact with them. I mean, they're working their tails off. Um but yeah, somebody that is just like I don't like that. No, me neither. It's very it's a turnoff.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Yeah. Um long fingernails on men are dirty fingernails. Like now, if you work, like yeah, I'm totally cool with seeing some grease under your nails. Sure. That's fine. But some long like cut your nails.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Cut your nails. Clut your nails. Too much cologne. Yeah. Yeah. So where it gives you a headache. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Treats our mom disrespectful. We had a lot of this. I'm like, if you treat your mama like that, that's how you're gonna treat me like that one. Right. Right? Like that's a that's a preview.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Yep. Constantly talking about their ex.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Oh well.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

And the ex is always the problem.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Yeah. This is how funny is this that our ex are so similar. Mind you, we did not collaborate on these. We were like, let's do our own. Yep. Yeah, it's I put on here, it's always them. Yeah. Yep. They did it. And that's goals.

unknown 3:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Did we just copy and paste? No drive, no goals and lazy. Okay. Um I'm just you just read yours.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

I'm just gonna check them all off. People that put me in comments on other people's posts on social media. Um such an it it Yes. Just scroll.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Yeah, you ain't gotta say if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all. That's what mama said. No, I'm not gonna lie, I'll read.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Yeah, yeah, and laugh. But it's not a good thing. But I'm not gonna go dick. Yeah. Cargo shorts. Oh god. Unless it's like you're outside working and they're like your work.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

Please do not. What are the the pants version of it? Was it carpenter pants? Yeah. Get rid of those guys. That is so funny. Major road raids. Road rage. Like there there's there's the you know, passing somebody, smiling, but then there's like the absolute over the top, like where you want to crawl or chill out. Like in the floorboard. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Um I skipped around a little bit because we had some of the same. Hold on. Over the top PDA.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

I get uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

When you swim, see it, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I shouldn't see your tongue.

unknown 5:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

And their tongue. Right. Sunglasses on the back of their head. I see that all the time. All the time. I don't like it. I know. Like put it on top of your head. So you're saying these and I'm going, like I'm over here cringing, and I'm like, I didn't write it down. That's funny. Like over-the-top video gamer. I have that one in here. Like where I'm like, I'm gonna go go work out. And they're like, yeah, I'm gonna play video games. I'm like in my mom's basement. Yeah, in mom's basement. Living at home with mom still in their 40s, 30s, 40s, whatever. What's up? Text.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

What up? The sky. What's up?

SPEAKER_01 5:53

W-I-D. I don't even respond. Wrong versions of your and your like nowhere. Yeah. Yes. Punctuation. Yeah. There, there. Was, were, like, get get a right. I can't. That is it.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

Yeah. Yeah. How about whenever you're driving down the road and someone has their high beams on and you flash to let them know and they leave their high beams on?

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

What?

SPEAKER_01 6:22

I'm trying to tell you.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

I'm trying to give you a heads up. Sorry, that's a nick. Gym selfies with your shirt off, posted all over social media. That is a thirst trap.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

A hundred percent. I'm like, we are too old for that. Well, do I look at them still? Yes. But I I immediately go, It's not someone that I want to entertain. No. Absolutely not. Radar detector or Bluetooth piece in their ear. I'm sorry. The radar detector, and look, I'm calling my brother out right now because he still has one. But like listen, you are at least 45 plus if you have a radar detector in your vehicle steel. What's wrong with being 45 plus? I mean, I'm just calling out the people that have it. Like, you're automatically nothing's wrong with the 45 plus year old people. But it's it's when a guy has a radar in his car.

SPEAKER_02 7:15

That's hilarious. Like, I get it, but also how about people that stand up as soon as the plane lands? I'm like, we're not going anyone. You're in the last row, Sandy.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Sandy.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Sings the wrong lyrics to songs. Oh, I do that all the time. I do too. Well, I do too, but I don't want that in a man. Oh. So we can do it, but they can't. Yes. Oh, okay. Go ahead. Call me out. Double standards, whatever. Okay. How about socks and flip-flops?

SPEAKER_04 7:48

HD right now.

SPEAKER_02 7:51

Were you thinking of me when you flip on your foot with that socket between your toes?

SPEAKER_01 7:55

You look like a teenage mutant and a turtle. Yes. Also, I can't stand that feeling between my toes. Are you saying that because of somebody? No. In my world.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

No, I actually forgot about that.

unknown 8:10

No.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

No, I promise I'm not. Doesn't take care of themselves or like have like not great hygiene. Like in general. You can just tell they're like, yeah, I'm showered, but it's like you don't look put together. Yeah. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

That's like you just rolled out of bed. Yeah, I think Tom did. Yeah. How about the white um new balances with the little blue white the dad choose? The dad juice. They can't or their socks are like half hanging up their leg.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

No Victim mindset. Negativity. Life sucking. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

How about friends that won't do anything without their partner?

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Right.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Got the same face you share a face.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Let's detach the the buckle and let 'em go. We're just gonna play games at the house. Oh my gosh. Yes, the same Facebook. Tommy and Tina. Tommy and Tina are together. We know we know you are together, but like why do you have to have the same Facebook? Right. How about men that drive small cars? Get a truck. Get a truck. Absolutely. Like an old fiat. Yeah, I can't. Like a skirt. And they're like smoking cigs. That's just a no for me. Sorry for the ones that smoke, but then not sorry. When you rake your teeth on silverware.

SPEAKER_04 9:36

Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

It's like anything with silverware, like tapping. What about the affliction jeans and shirts? You are calling people out right now.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

You said Well, I love it. You don't need rhinestones on your britches. No, you don't. No, you don't. That is hilarious. They can't handle their alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

They don't know when to stop.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Turn off. Yeah. Ick.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

The man cold. Hmm.

unknown 10:05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

I've been sick and doing all the things like suck it up. You don't need a washcloth on your forehead for five days in bed, crying around. Get up.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Get up. It's like I'm nurturing for a little bit and then I'm not. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

This is my last one. Text only. I am 43 years old. I'm not having a text. Call me. Yeah, pick up the phone and call me. Not doing it. I ain't doing it. Fair.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

Well, sorry for everybody I just called out. I still love you. I hope you love me.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Um you feel seen. Or called out.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

Maybe both. That is um. Uh like I'm over here every time every time that you've mentioned something, I'm like, you know. Somebody pops up. Mm-hmm. Sorry. No.

unknown 10:59

That's fine.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

In the past. I'm done. I'm done. Because I mean you We had a lot of the same ones. That's so funny. Is it listening? Confession time. It is. It is. I'm here for this.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Did you write yours down or are they all on the other thing?

SPEAKER_01 11:19

I thought about printing them off and doing all the things.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

That's too much. I'm gonna be reading a lot from my phone. Let's start out with a solid gold one. Hold on. Man, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

And look, I'm okay if you want to. I want I will listen and cry and laugh so hard if you want to read all of them. Oh gosh, this is a long one. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Not this person is a she said. This is a storyteller right here. Like, this is amazing. This is solid gold. Okay. So this play this story takes place during what I call FBI gay detective era. You know, when something fills off in a relationship, not proof, just vibes. The energy the energy shifts, the schedule suddenly gets weird, and the math stops mathing. And I keep thinking, something's going on here. Now, a normal person might communicate, ask questions, have a calm conversation, but instead, I did what any emotionally unstable genius would do. I took an Apple Watch that I wasn't using and I hid it under their floorboard mat in their car. No. Yes. Just slid it right under. Like, all right, Tim Cook. Do you mean now? Solve the mystery. Wait, Tim Cook, is that his name? No. Oh. It's a reference. Oh, because if you you have an Apple device, you know that you can track the location. So now every day I'm just casually checking my phone, like some kind of suburban CIA agent. Everything looks normal for a few days. Work, gym, grocery store. Then one afternoon I look down, and that little blue dot is doing something very interesting. That man is driving two and a half hours away. Two and a half hours away. And I'm still sitting there like, so we're traveling now. And at that moment, I had two choices be mature because the lead character and a psychological thriller. Guess which I which one I picked. I grabbed my keys and I started driving. Now for the next two and a half hours, I'm literally following this tiny blue dot across the map like I'm tracking wildlife on the Discovery Channel.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

What a great storyteller!

SPEAKER_02 13:35

Look at him migrating, searching for another man's attention. So finally I get close to where the car stopped. Random town, random parking lot. And there he is, my boyfriend, standing next to another guy. Now, in this moment, now this moment felt like a movie scene where everything slows down. I pull into the parking lot, they see my car, and you could physically watch the life leave his body. Just immediate panic. He jumps into his car. Now, most people would have closure right there, but again, this was my FBI gay detective heir. He pulls out of the parking lot. I pull out of the parking lot, and suddenly we're in a full-blown interstate chasing two grown men and one emotionally motivated detective. For the next two and a half hours, we're flying down the interstate. And the whole time behind him, like, oh no, we're finishing this conversation. Cars are we're passing by cars. Um, like we're in a slow budget version of the Fast and the Furious relationship crimes. Eventually, we get close to home and he finally exits the highway like a man who knows the investigation has concluded, and that's when it hit me. Not the betrayal, not the heartbreak. The realization was this. I had just driven five hours total to confront a man who was cheating, using a hidden Apple Watch under his floorboard mat, like some kind of emotionally unstable tech tech detective. And honestly, the most impressive part of the whole story is that the Apple Watch battery lasted longer than the relationship. That's great. No way. First of all, this person should write like that. Is so good. I know I tell him all the time he needs to be a writer. So good. So do you want me to read through mine and then you read through yours? Is that the best way to do it? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

They're scattered throughout, but I have laughed so hard at getting these stories.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

Thank you for gosh. So funny. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 15:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

So I went out for drinks with the girls before going to meet going to this guy's house to meet his mom. I got wasted. I didn't mean to. It hit me when I pulled into his house, so no turning back. I was sitting in his living room, spinning, about to puke. His cousins were there too. He asked me if I was okay. I couldn't even talk. He took me upstairs. I puked and then passed out in his bed for hours. Woke up, went downstairs, and started drinking again with his family the next morning. I waited until his mom woke up and apologized to her.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Um eating the family. First time. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

I mean, but she rallied and went right back down the next morning and drank with mom. Let's go. Cheers, sis. Cheers. Now this one was funny. Uh spoon and one night while sleeping. Fart it so loud that I woke myself up. I know that it woke him up too. It was too early to leave. Lay there wide-eyed, ready to go, praying that it didn't smell awful. Disclosure, it didn't. And we slept together again. Oh bless. Bless. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

That's funny. Okay, that's you. Oh gosh, that's good. Um maybe all you hear. All right. I'm here drinking my wine while you're reading the letter.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Okay, this was a good one. I have a good drunk story. It's a little embarrassing, but I'm don't think I've ever told it before. It was a girl that I used to work with, and she wanted me to come over and hook up. So after a night of drinking, I said I decided to try to find her house, but I couldn't remember what her address was. This was before cell phones, so I couldn't just text her. I drove around trying to find her house, but all the streets looked the same. I ended up pissing my pants. No. So I had to go home anyway. I ended up puking out the window of my car while I was driving, got home, puked all down the side of the car.

unknown 18:17

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Soaking wet pants, full of pee, and even sober? No. He said it was after a night of drinking. Yeah, I got missed that part. Didn't even get any that night, but wet pants and vomit. Bless. Uh-huh. Um, I was dating guy and found out that he was cheating on me after I would fall asleep. So while he was asleep, I took his car battery and I hit it.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

Almost took a drink.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

When he went to go start the car and leave and cheat, he couldn't. And when he found the battery a few hours later, I had a note on it with the text saying, I have to wait until she falls asleep, then I'll be over. Just to find out that he wasn't cheating, he was using drugs when I was asleep. So I waited until he was at work the next day and moved out and didn't tell him a thing.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

Yikes.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

But that is savage right there.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Took that battery right out of his car. Well, I guess I can take a battery out. I can do that.

SPEAKER_02 19:28

Well, yeah, but who would think to do that? Nobody. Not me.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I would think about putting some in their gas tank.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Have you seen the um the things that you can send and when they op like you can send it in the mail and it doesn't give a return address. When they open it up, like confetti goes all over the place. I thought that was funny.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

So sorry. That's funny.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

Excuse me, I don't know why the guy this yucky cough. So he didn't leave the stories out or the names out of this one, so you're gonna have to give me a minute because I'm gonna have to have a wild story. Okay, so if you're from back home, as soon as I say the name of this bar, you're all gonna be like, ooh, this is the bar that you went to after all the bars closed. Okay. And you could go in at any time, but you go at your own risk because I mean we were there one night and they locked us in and started shooting gun, like shooting guns. You enter at your own risk. Sounds like Rewick. It's called Fire Creek. Fire Creek. Yes, ma'am. All right. I love it. I have a wild story about Christmas Eve.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Oh, that's not the right one. Oh, that's one he didn't share.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

All right, one night we were leaving Fire Creek. I had Blank in the car with me. As we passed the first road sign, I heard boom, and everyone in the car started cheering. We get to the next sign and I hear boom again. We turn onto the main road and come down to another sign and again I hear boom. And I start to think, dang, how in the world are they got this many beer bottles? Why did he bring them with him? As we passed another sign, I see him hanging out the window. Boom! But this time I see fire. Before we turned down his driveway, boom, again. He had had a pistol with him and he was shooting every single sign as we drove down the road, leave it from the parking lot of Fire Creek. I don't know if this is appropriate for the podcast or not, but I thought I'd share. Well, it's unhinged and unfiltered this month, so it's perfect. Oh. Alright, let me give you this note so you can start reading yours. It's in the note where they are. Had a few others, but they weren't appropriate. So I'll have one while you read.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

That's what I did. That's a great idea. Let's see. This is the one that you started with. Right. One that um oh here we go.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

We didn't post this out on our social media platforms for stories because we just didn't know if you guys would send them. So we just reached out to a few people we thought might have some good stories. So here we go. Oh, I have one more I didn't share. Oh that's a funny no, I'll share it after this. It's really funny. Do you want to share it while I'm looking? Um, I can because I don't even have to have that. Do you are you still looking? Mm-hmm. Okay. So I don't think that they're gonna care if I tell who it is, and I'm gonna try to tell the story as best as I can um without reading it. My aunt had just gotten hired at her dream job with hospice. And but she had had breast cancer and she had just had reconstructive surgery um a few days before she and some friends and my mom went out to celebrate and have drinks. As they're leaving, the bar was in like a hotel. As they're leaving, my aunt jumps on the luggage cart and tells my mom to push her down the hallway. My mom starts pushing her down the hallway, and mom's behind it. Well, she hits a fire um extinguisher and it shoots the luggage cart, and my aunt goes sliding down the carpet and lands face first. Well, everyone's freaking out about her chest, yeah. And so they're running over there, and you know, how are your chests right here? She's like, My chest is fine, it's my face. Well they get her home, they get her in bed. She has to start her new job the next morning. My mom goes in there to wake her up, and she's not doing so good. And my mom starts rubbing her face, and she was like, I cannot get this purple eyeshadow off of you. She said, I wasn't wearing purple eyeshadow, I was wearing brown eyeshadow. She had two black eyes.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Well, she keeps complaining. So my mom calls and she like has to she has to call into work her first day, and then she keeps complaining about her arm hurting and like bad. So my mom takes her to like the ER, but doesn't go in with her, drops her off because she looked beaten and battered.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

She goes in there. Not only did she break her arm and had to have a cast, they questioned her because they thought that she had been beaten and oh yeah, like oh my god, it was a yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Bless. Yeah. I'm not wearing purple eyeshadow. I'm not wearing purple eyeshadow. Oh my goodness. I mean I was the group my d at my dad's funeral, we've told so many stories, like funny stories back at home. But um, real quick as not in here, this is on me. Okay. So right before my this is Ashley Mattingley will know she was there. Ashley, do you remember Ashley better? So I think it was the day before our first communion, you know, where you wear the white dress and all that for first communion. Um, I went on a bike ride with Ashley and her brother, and we're going down this hill really fast. And Austin and I hit tires and I flipped. Girl, my face, I it was here, my nose, my chin all scratched up. Needless to say, that that is still in my my first comedian pictures. Oh, I wonder like we need to see that. Yeah, I'll find that. Ash Matt, I know you have that somewhere too. So if you're hearing this and you find it quicker than I do, yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, sis. Yeah. So, alright. I feel like I should read these before I read them out loud, but uh, what's the fun in that? I don't know. No, yeah, no. Just do it. I ignored my now boyfriend at first for a man who had a girlfriend at home the whole time. Oh I didn't know, which makes sense as to why he didn't want a relationship. Obviously. Do we jinx on our cough? Wow. Let's see. During COVID 19, I was an online meeting during during uh online meeting with my mic off, singing teardrops on my guitar by Taylor Swift as loud as possible, only for my mic to be on and my whole class to hear it. That does remind me, I was on a Zoom call before, and it was like the the video went back to my bathroom and I had the door open. And I was like, yeah, yes. But they were people I knew, oh, okay, but still like work people. Oh embarrassing. Yeah. But we were yeah, it was it was fine. It's but that was so embarrassing that there may have may not have been a happy hour alcohol uh involved as well. So my first boyfriend and I broke up the day after prom. Uh let's see. The first time I got my period, I was author serving at Catholic Mass and passed out in front of the whole school, and everyone found out it was because of my period, and I was mortified as a middle schooler.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Oh terrible. Awful.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

So bad.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

On Cancun's spring break, my friend and I met these boys at the club, and we were drinking and dancing with them all night till we left the club. We went to separate cabanas together, and then the workers came in with flashlights yelling at us to get out. My dress was a little unzipped, and I was I was like running with my friend yelling at her to zip my dress as we ran away from the boys.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Oh my let's see.

unknown 28:07

I think this one's yours on one.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Hey, you want to tell that story about water shots? I thought we did. Have we told that story on another podcast? I thought we did. Maybe. My memory's not great, you know this. Maybe we didn't.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

I don't know, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we shouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

We can't. Yeah, that's true. One of my favorite gifts uh is pajamas, and my best friend really wanted to get me this set of pajamas for my birthday, but the bottoms were extra, extra large. But she got them for me anyway, and I loved them. So I wore them to my team sleepover, and we ordered pizza. I was so hungry, I w I offered to go get the pizza, was in a hurry to run back from the to the girls and eat it. As I was running away from the pizza man, my shorts fell all the way down to my ankles, and he saw my booty.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

That's the best tip he got all night.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Oh, I'm loving it. That's so funny. Oh, here's the story. That was longer. That is so funny. This I need to meet this person. I'm What person? The one that wrote the Apple, the Apple Watch. You've met them. Okay. Well, you're a great r story writer. Do you have an idea?

SPEAKER_00 29:27

Who it is?

SPEAKER_01 29:29

That you say that? Yes. That you said you've met her. No, it's a he. Oh, he then no. That's funny. Well then that narrows it down a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

I'll guess after we get off of here. Yeah. Let's see. Is it spicy? I don't know. I see the word sex in here quite often. Did you not read it before you put it on there? Well, you know, I thought I did.

unknown 30:01

Maybe I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

I probably should have. So to be safe, I'm not gonna read it. Okay. That's not there were a few that I didn't. So I was like, eh.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

I said a dirty word. Said it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Confessions.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Yeah, if you guys want to us to do this again, yeah, we're let us know.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

We're so down for it.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

We had a blast reading them.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Yeah. Um so yeah. It was those were good. They were really good. Some of y'all held back. It's fine. It's fine. Next time though. Maybe this will give you the courage to give us some juicy, juicy ones. Yeah. Well we can't get too juicy. Yeah, it's true. And we can't tell all of our secrets either.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

After reading though, though, like I don't even have anything to share that would be that good, I don't think.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

I mean, mine typically I I mean, I I tell them myself when the margarita nights I made Grass Angels. There's a video of that.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

I'm sure I have some, I just don't remember. Yeah. Oh, I did pee in the trash can at Waffle House one night. In the trash can? I took the trash out afterwards. Yeah. I know. I went to the little lady and was like, I need to take your trash bag out. I was like, but I couldn't hold it. And somebody was you were in the bathroom? Yeah. There wasn't a to uh tool to open. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Nice. Yeah. Let's end with that one.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Here we go. I'm surprised you didn't go outside and find a bush.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

There weren't any. And I didn't want to go to jail. Let's figure you get a PI for that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

At Waffle House.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

I'll find a bush everywhere else, but not at Waffle House. They look speaking of PIs.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

I have never had a PI, but I've been I've been in watching people get PIs.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:50

Situations. Don't want to do that. Indecent ex indecent exposure. Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

Public intoxication.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

Yeah, but they were they were indecently exposing themselves. Oh, okay. Alright. Well that's a wrap. Yeah. We good? Listen to our confessions. We're good. We're great. We're great. We're Gucci. We got some wine. Alright. Alright. Happy April. Yeah. Whatever week we're running in. And always remember you have a seat at our table.

unknown 32:22

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

That was we're getting better. Hope you'll like our wall, by the way. Good job, chess.

SPEAKER_04 32:26

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:27

Looks good, sis.