Ep. 39 - The Slack Doctors Episode 39 Producers in Cars

We welcome Young Ethan,friend of the show from the very beginning. Dr. Chip just can't stay out of trouble on X. How Canadian are you? We all react to a video laden with bad choices.Why do we need laws to enforce existing laws? Are young Americans even draftable now? Cuba probably doesn't have long...We watch the "moment" Charlie Kirk's fate was sealed. Was Trump convinced Iran was hunting him? Some more disconcerting religious fervor from Ted Cruz. The Docs have a good ramble.

Transcript

SPEAKER_09 0:14

All right, welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode of The Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob, and we are very excited to announce a returning, well, actually, not a returning guest, first-time guest, longtime friend of the show, with us from the very beginning, young Ethan.

SPEAKER_07 0:34

Let's go, what's going, guys?

SPEAKER_09 0:36

And also, young Ethan used to be behind the camera and now back and now in front of the camera. Sadly, uh leaving South Florida though. Where are you headed back to?

SPEAKER_10 0:48

Indianapolis.

SPEAKER_09 0:51

At least you're not going back in the winter. Yeah, good point. He's going back good to get to India. But I shouldn't say we should rename this episode uh, you know, producers in Cars. Uh anyway. So uh yeah, we're having a big uh get together at uh play-by-play sports bar tonight uh for uh Ethan, young Ethan's give go-away party. That should be interesting. I was gonna I thought he was coming to the studio today to uh to to be here in person, so I I brought a big fat one to smoke with him, but he's it's gonna have to wait till later now. But uh anyways. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't make it down, unfortunately. And it is Friday the 13th, which uh it's very strange. It's raining like cats and dogs here. And apparently I looked at the radar and it didn't look like it was raining anywhere else, but I guess it's still pretty cloudy up by you there, um Dr. Bob. It's not too bad. It rained a lot yesterday. You know what is messed up though? Uh, in two days, not only is it supposed to rain really hard, but the it's gonna be back in the down in the 30s again at night. Well, that kind of is nice. I I I kind of welcome that. It's a little late in the year for that, I think. Well, compared to what poor young Ethan is heading back to. I was gonna say I can't even imagine a winter in Indiana must just be my my thin southern blood could never handle it. Uh uh, your blood should have thinned down a little bit. The first winter should be a harsh reminder. Uh, at least you know how to drive in it, you know.

unknown 2:32

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 2:33

I think that's one of the worst part. Is not the learning curve on that is something you need to learn when your mind is still young and elastic, when you're learning how to drive, you know. That's not something you tackle it in your 50s for the first time. It it's basically just drifting, isn't it? I guess I suck at it. Slack Doctor's news. Dr. Chip is once again in X jail. Oh my. What did you do this time? Well, before we talk about what I did this time, let's talk about what I did last time. And uh maybe we'll show that video, or not not the whole thing, but just a little portion of it. Because last time, I think I got kicked off of X for using the F word. Uh not the not the F U word, but the F A word, the the bundle of sticks or cigarette word. And uh I swear I got X, I got this clip off of X, which uh, you know, go ahead and play a little bit of it for the for the folks to see what I'm talking about. Yeah, this is just such blatant hypocrisy. I can't unless there's some other reason they kicked me off X, but I can't figure it out what it would be other than the F word. All right, I'm gonna sh I'll I'll share a few moments of this.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

Running faggot, running free, see the faggot, see the running faggot, running faggot.

SPEAKER_09 4:01

I mean, that's all you have to play right there. That's that's that's that's really enough of it. I mean, the skit obviously goes on, and uh, you know, but yeah, so so so I have it I have a theory on on why you got in trouble for using this uh in a in a text, or not in a text, but in a post. And obviously we know what word we're talking about here. It would be the F-word. Um it's for the same bizarre abstract reason that you can't smoke a cigarette in a theater, but the guy on stage can because it's per far part of a performance, part of a, you know what I mean? So maybe because this was a part of a skit, part of a performance. I see what you're saying. Uh, I also can see, you know, it was a very LGB friendly show. Uh, the guy playing the character of roaming, I don't know why he's then used the word for fear of getting banned or whatever, but he is clearly a lot of things. Scott Thompson is pretty much every, you know, openly, proudly, and almost every character that he plays in the show is an exaggerated version of that of himself. Yeah. So that might be something that plays into it as well. But I'm thinking the main reason is just because one is part of a performance and one is just a post. But anyway, so the reason he is driving around. So we might have gone out of a Wi-Fi friendly zone. Um, but the reason I I'm kicked off now is because of basically what I wanted to talk about today is did you hear about the new DeSantis law of about child, uh, you know, uh people that rape child, uh rape a child under 12 are now subject to the death penalty. Weren't they always? No, apparently not. I don't know. I don't even know if they just passed this law or if they're just proposing it, but my comment was about the fact that obviously our our president uh could be you know could be susceptible to this law. You know, uh and I I pointed that out on X and they immediately kicked me off. Uh so yeah, it's uh clearly yeah, it's it's crazy. Well, actually, before I pull up uh the clips, some of the clips that you sent me, there was I found this kind of interesting. And this happened, you know, uh so many people talk about fleeing the country, uh moving to Canada, doing this, that, and it made me think about how you brought up the potential loss of birthright citizenship and something that uh Trump was proposing. Well, it's oddly enough, Canada is going completely in the opposite direction. Let me share this article that I'm uh so millions of Americans can now claim Canadian dis citizenship by dissent. So they're actually extending it, looking like you have to be able to trace your roots back. But if you can prove that one of your ancestors was Canadian, then you can apply for a U or Canadian citizenship or joint citizenship. So while the United States is is well, they haven't passed it yet, but proposing making it harder to be a citizen, our northern neighbor is literally doing the exact opposite. Yeah, but how would you prove you're a Canadian? Uh says there's no limit on how many generations you can go back as long as you can prove it. I I well that's insane. Um, I would imagine it does require you to gather up a great many documents and but uh it's just interesting that right. All right. We'll stop sharing that one. I just thought that was interesting. Right, yeah. I mean, not that I would ever have any great desire to sound like they seem like they're doing it that much better. Well, the only thing you could possibly do in Canada is have a summer home. I wouldn't want to wouldn't want to be anywhere near there other than in the depths of the summer where it was comfortable. Right. So I've got a quick little short for uh uh that I just want to spring on you and get your reaction. You know how they always say there's somebody in the world unluckier than you or whatever. This is one of the most miserable well, I'll it it'll speak for itself.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

Oh, my first baby daddy, this is my first love, and he is the father of my oldest. He has transitioned from Tiny to Tracy. I don't think I would have told that. All right, so the first guy transitions, all right, was kicked in the chest by a horse and gave him an instant heart attack and he died.

SPEAKER_09 8:40

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

I think that's better than the first one. My third baby daddy just to baby. I didn't know that he was married, and when I told him I was pregnant, he confessed to her what the situation was and all that. She went with it, and now we're just waiting on the DNA test to come back so that they can pay casual.

SPEAKER_09 9:02

Wow. All right, that's free.

SPEAKER_03 9:09

My fourth baby daddy decided he wanted to fucking be a pirate and go rob the boat freight and shit like that. So he is now serving 20 years.

SPEAKER_09 9:20

So I'm guessing she was hooking up with a Somali? It's just all right, so we're already batting a thousand.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

My three bananas. And my last two kids have the same father.

SPEAKER_09 9:32

All right, so far that's kind of an upgrade.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

And he is 72 years old living in a nice home with a miss.

SPEAKER_10 9:39

How? How God, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 9:52

If if that's not rage bait because if it's true, uh what I'm you know, you talk about not having a chance as a kid growing up. These are anyway, that's just something I have across today that I I just wanted to get your reaction on it because it's so ridiculous. Yeah, not everybody's a good judge of character. Let's just say that. And I'm I'm one of them. I'm I'm guilty. I've I've made some horrible mistakes. Not that bad, but not that bad, and not that many in a row. No. No. How about you, Ethan? What's your what's your worst what's your worst ex story? Is she still with us?

SPEAKER_07 10:36

Oh, dude. I was in uh when I was in college, it was just one. Crazy girl. Oh, she almost stabbed herself in the stomach because I didn't want to be with her no more. The the stinky cooch.

SPEAKER_09 10:51

Very, very stinky coochie. There's some crazy chicks out there. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_10 10:59

I should have found some of that.

SPEAKER_09 11:03

If you can find one that's not crazy, that you can stand to be around, don't let them out of your sight. Uh, you know, I I've made the mistake of letting a couple get away, then I probably shouldn't have. That's for sure. Anyway. So let's uh, you know, I know there's only one or two messages on the phone. You want to go to the phones? Uh yeah, I'd also like to add, all right, so when we go to the phones, it's just show ideas or or shower thoughts, whatever you want to call them, that you've had that you call and leave there, kind of like using it like a notepad. It's nice to say that even though we're having some connection if issues or whatever with young Ethan, young Ethan is the only other person whose voice has ever played across that. This is true. The only person who's ever actually called and left a message other than you. This is true. And all right, well, let's go to Go ahead. I was gonna say, I wonder how the uh the the dildo scam is going. Yeah. All right, go ahead. All right, let's go.

SPEAKER_07 12:02

I don't think I've seen it happen recently.

SPEAKER_08 12:05

Yeah, it's only one. So here we go. Uh let's discuss all the laws they're trying to pass uh that basically are to enforce the laws.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:18

They're talking about passing a law to enforce the Second Amendment. They're talking about passing a lot of enforce the Warpowers Act. Uh they had to pass a lot of saying let's let's uh prosecute pedophiles.

SPEAKER_09 12:30

Yeah, it seems like that's a big thing now. It's like, yeah, let's let's propose a law that says you have to follow the law. Doesn't that that seem uh you really kind of it it does seem a little redundant? Yeah. And they're doing it all the time. They're doing it about all kinds of stuff. They're like making a big deal about, oh, it's so great that this guy is proposing this law that we have to follow the Second Amendment. Well, isn't that the Second Amendment is the law that makes the president precedent for all the other laws, whoever the hell it is. Did you hear us?

SPEAKER_07 13:01

That is definitely a law that California would not pass.

SPEAKER_09 13:05

Yeah, right. That's it, that's another perfect one.

SPEAKER_07 13:07

Laws against the second when you tell them that they're not allowed to be pedophiles over there, they're freaking out.

SPEAKER_09 13:13

Well, not only that, you can't make a law against Sharia law because first of all, Sharia law is basically already illegal. Second of all, the First Amendment says you can't make any laws that are about any religion, you know. So it's like you can't it's against the First Amendment to even uh you know mention another religion that you're gonna make a law about. That's that's not that's not how it works.

SPEAKER_07 13:36

But Sharia law is already against just make everything in there illegal and then you're good to go.

unknown 13:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 13:43

It's just so silly. It's like, yeah, laws to make sure people follow the law. Yeah, it's so redundant and stupid. Anyway, you know, it's at the same at the same time that California is passing these, you know, age verification and stuff, and Michigan and Wisconsin are both uh uh proposing state laws to ban VPNs. It's pretty funny that at the same time the United States government just launched something called freedom.com, which is a VPN service to be offered to other countries that that can't access you know, whatever on the internet they want to act. All VPNs are just a different company story or shit. There's no difference. Anyone that would trust a VPN created by the United States government deserves whatever whatever they get, whatever gets leaked. I mean, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. The fact that anybody thinks anybody they put online is private. It's like that's not how it works. There's nothing right. The fact that people think stuff is stored in a cloud, it's just somebody else's computer. Yeah. This is true. This is true. And you know, it's funny. I was I was just watching our last episode that you uploaded, and it reminded me that they're gonna cook, they're gonna kill that poor old woman. Where is Samantha Guthrie's mother? Where notice how that just dropped right out of the news. It's like, you know, they're gonna kill that poor old woman.

SPEAKER_07 15:20

I'm surprised it was in the news in the first place. It seems like a distraction to me.

SPEAKER_09 15:25

It's so obviously a reverse Lebowski or something. It's like, what the hell's going on here? The woman clearly kidnapped herself. You know, they're gonna kill that poor woman. You know, it's it's it's so obvious. It's like hey, let's take this idea from this movie and then we'll try to just use it as a distraction. Yeah, it's crazy. But yeah, I mean, you know, which is sad because I mean, uh, clearly somebody's got her somewhere. I mean, I I truthfully, I I she's probably not alive, you know. So it's as horrible as it is. How does nobody even just say anything about it anymore? It just disappeared as soon as we went to war with Iran. Nobody cares about Savannah Guthrie's mother anymore. Anyway. The news, I mean, as is obviously skied, slanted, crooked, and fake as it is, has always been fickle. Oh, yeah, you know, whatever the newest thing is, something can be.

SPEAKER_07 16:18

Well, most importantly, it's selective.

SPEAKER_09 16:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would think there'd still be, you know, some some ratings to be, you know, squeezed out of that story. It's still going on. It's still like, you know, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, there's still a war, the Afghan and Pakistan war is still going on, but that's you know, that didn't really stay in the news cycle because there's no one talks about that. Nobody's yeah, fair enough.

SPEAKER_07 16:44

It's true, it's true. They're kidnapping all the Ukrainians, forcing them to go to war.

SPEAKER_09 16:50

Well, apparently a bunch of the a bunch of the uh you know refugees from Israel all ran to Ukraine, what which doesn't make much sense. Why would you go there? There's just they're getting bombed too, but I don't know. That's what they're saying on on you know online, but who knows if that's true.

SPEAKER_07 17:05

And I'm sure they're they're not having to go and fight for Ukraine.

SPEAKER_09 17:09

Yeah, yeah. I've even heard rumblings and of uh you know not ruling out the reinstituting the draft of the United States. Have you seen anything about that? Yeah, no, I've I've I've not only heard that, which actually I think it's a good idea because that was the closest we've ever been to being you know near world peace, is when kind of like just like now, we're on the brink of nuclear war with Cuba, you know, and then then the then the peace nix started going, and but then that's you know, obviously obviously the this pendulum swung over the other way when Nixon got in and CIA started all their MK MK Ultra stuff, and so I don't know. I've been seeing those headlines and and those stories, and yet at the same time I've also seen stories about how something like 77% of of American men between the age of 18 and 30 are are unfit for duty. Yeah, there's yeah, they're we're gonna lower the standards. Like, how would that work?

SPEAKER_07 18:04

Or just bring back the whole MacDamara's morons theory and get the transgenders up in there, especially if they want everyone shot.

SPEAKER_09 18:12

Well, I just figure that's why they were letting all the immigrants in. They were just gonna draft all them. Just take all those guys and use them as cannon fodder. But I mean that a citizenship route if it isn't already, right?

SPEAKER_07 18:26

That's that's what it is. That's like legal immigration as part of it, is like you go out to the the military, and if you serve for the military, you can come to a citizen.

SPEAKER_09 18:36

Starship troopers, yeah, without the bugs, yeah. Basically, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. And then you know, you know, we don't hear much about Mexico anymore. I'm sure that's still going on. Don't hear much about Venezuela. I know Cuba's, you know, they're saying Cuba's gonna be next. I did read something about uh the president of Mexico, Scheinbaum, uh signing off uh with basically siding with the United States and ceasing all oil exports to Cuba. Uh and Cuba will definitely be next on the list. Yeah, so now this they're not getting anything, they're not getting anything from Mexico, they're not getting anything from Venezuela. Russia's too busy in in the Ukraine and too timid to try to cross, you know, the embargo line or whatever. So for the first time in deck, you know, in a very long time, Cuba literally has zero oil, not a small amount, zero. So it's only a matter of time before you know electricity, rolling blackouts are already occurring. Oh, yeah. The whole thing is just gonna come down. I've heard the power bits are death. They'll get Rubio.

SPEAKER_07 19:40

Yeah, I heard they got hit with a pretty big famine already.

SPEAKER_09 19:44

Yeah, yeah, because yeah, I mean, they didn't have a lot of food to begin with. They were just barely getting it on it. Yeah, it's it's you know, it's sad too, because they're almost if if what they're trying in Cuba doesn't work, they're just gonna turn it into another Haiti. And and we, you know, that's that's a nightmare. You know, we're never gonna be able to, I don't think we're ever gonna be able to save 80 unless, you know, we went in there and just completely took it all over. But yeah, nobody has nobody has the will to do that. But anyway. All right, we got any funny videos? Let's get off the politics for a minute. Or are all the videos basically are politics, aren't they? Yeah, they should they sure are. I think I only have three pulled up, but they they're definitely all politics. But we can just pick one and then rant about it. Sure, why not? All right. I'll bring up the clip. This is a clip of uh Charlie Kirk and Dave Smith, uh, which is a clip that you've referenced many times in the past.

SPEAKER_00 20:41

No, you say Israel is not an ally. That is not an opinion that people hear a lot. Why is that?

SPEAKER_04 20:49

They have been constantly pushing America toward more aggressive policies, toward getting in more fights. And just like I always say, if you went out to the bar every single night with your friend, and every night your friend's trying to convince you to get into a fight, and while you're beating a lot of people up, you're also taking a lot of wounds and you're going to jail and you're getting in trouble. You gotta stop hanging out with that friend. And so I think that I, you know what? I also don't believe in welfare, and they shouldn't get another dime of you as taxpayer money, and they should not look their lobby, their lobby should register as a foreign weapon. And they should stop blackmail from politics.

SPEAKER_10 21:24

So back to talk.

SPEAKER_09 21:27

Mic drop. Yeah, uh, you know, and here's the thing.

SPEAKER_07 21:30

I want to look at where we're at now.

SPEAKER_09 21:32

Yeah, exactly. I remember watching that. I mean, that was a debate. And it's funny too, because they keep they're showing another uh clip of this the guy he was debating, Josh Hammer saying something which didn't didn't age well at all. It's just so bad, so cringe worthy. Now that you look at him saying it, it's like, oh Jesus. But uh that was supposedly a debate. And after at about halfway through the debate, Charlie just stopped. He knew the guy was losing so bad, he just started interviewing Dave. And that's really where it was. And I'm telling you, that. Is the point when you can hear the kids, the kids ain't buying it, man. They're not they're not going along with this stuff, and and if you know, that's when that's when the Zionists said, We gotta do something here, man. We gotta do something here. I I really think that was the point.

SPEAKER_06 22:15

But anyway, leader who was killed in his office in Tehran. He said, I got him before he got me. What do you mean by that? Trump has been convinced by the FBI and Israeli intelligence that Iran was seeking to assassinate him while he was a candidate, and he clearly believes it.

SPEAKER_09 22:36

Benjamin, this actually even ties into the next clip that we're gonna play. Uh, because uh I I first time I heard this theory that there were Iranian assassins in the country, you know, plotting to kill the president, was um on a Tucker Carlson with Ted Cruz. All right, well, here we go.

SPEAKER_06 22:55

Netanyahu publicly claimed that the Butler PA assassination attempt and the attempt one month later by Ryan Roth, this drifter who was recruiting you know the American troops in Ukraine and seemed to be mentally disturbed, that both of those attempts were actually Iranian intelligence operations.

SPEAKER_09 23:16

IR either those guys look or sound Iranian to you.

SPEAKER_06 23:22

GC operations against Trump. He said that on Fox News in an interview with Brett Baer about one week before Trump authorized Operation Midnight Hammer. Donald Trump, when he was a candidate, justifiably was afraid for his life. A bullet missed his ear by a few millimeters, missed his head by a few millimeters in Butler PA. And it's a that's a very weird that was a very weird incident because we were just told that this politically unaffiliated, unknown 20-year-old engineering student, Thomas Crooks, with no social media history, just climbed on a rooftop after flying a drone for 15 minutes on this fairground. On the same day, the Secret Service's uh anti-drone, your drone monitoring systems happened to be down, and then was able to peel off eight rounds uh from from 130 yards away.

SPEAKER_09 24:18

And we don't really need to watch this whole thing, do we? No, and here's my question. Here's my question. So Trump fooled Dave Smith, Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, yada yada yada, etc. etc. etc. He fooled all these people that into be into believing he was the no wars candidate. But Iran saw through all of that. That's what they want us to think. Iran was the one that goes, oh no, we think he's lying. We better take him out. That's what they're trying to tell us.

SPEAKER_07 24:54

That that they think I think Daddy Yahoo just wanted some wars.

SPEAKER_09 24:59

Yeah, I mean, are they saying that they thought Kamala was going to keep us out of the war with Iran? Is that what they're that Iran the Iranians wanted Kamala instead of Trump? Or even Biden? Was it still Biden at that point, or was it Kamala at that point? Look, as you pointed out with the State of the Indian, with the clip that we put up of Fetterman, it doesn't matter what side both sides want war with Iran. Exactly. Both sides, they both want it. So what maybe what what difference would make? This is just so stupid on the face of it that anybody would think, uh, why would why why would Iran that would literally, if they actually had it had had succeeded, would they take credit? Because that's going to be nuclear annihilation right there. So I it's just it's ridiculously on the face of it, just so stupid that anybody would believe Iran Iran was trying. And how about this latest little young Republican that just uh tried to torture Mar a Lago? Is he Iranian too? I mean, come on, man. Come on, man. It's just come on. That's so crazy. Uh anyway. I mean, you have a better time selling me the the Austin shooter guide that might have been influenced by Iran, you know. Oh, yeah. At least he was at least he was wearing a property of a law uh hoodie or sweatshirt on. Oh, you know, speaking of which as a psyop, 100%. Yeah, speaking of psyops.

SPEAKER_07 26:23

Who would go who would go shoot up a whole thing with a with a shirt that says property of a lot? Yeah, sticker on that shit.

SPEAKER_09 26:33

Yeah, it's and how about that shit that just happened, what, yesterday or the day before with the guy in the in the church, and they're trying to say, oh, look, it's all oh, and then the guys that threw the nail bomb in New York. I mean, I thought we killed those guys in Boston after the pressure cooker thing. Doesn't it? It's like the same script. It's like, come on, guys, you got to come up with some new something new, you know. And then this guy that supposedly drove his his car into a temple and and was, I guess the car was full of explosives and and was gonna blow up, which hey, I don't doubt that. And everybody's like, oh, see, you it's is it's the problem of Islam. It's like, you guys know you just bombed a ch a school full of girls. You don't think that can have anything to do with it? You don't think that would be you know, uh you don't think that has any sway on any of these people? No, it's just because they're Islamic. Come on, man. Come on. How much of this? I mean, the the only question is really who the stupid people that really believe this. I mean, you gotta be a moron to to to buy this load of crap. Well, most people just most people just believe what they're told. That I guess. I guess. And I and it's so funny because there's so many of these people on X and stuff that are just completely you can just tell they're bots that just send out this garbage, you know, just really like in a bubble.

SPEAKER_07 27:59

They have an actual division in their army, it's a cyber division for dissonance.

SPEAKER_09 28:06

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. But guys like me get kicked off all the time. Uh God. So anyway, we get one more clip, right? We do yeah, we do have another clip, so let's share this last one here by how the phrase Christ is king is being used.

SPEAKER_05 28:27

Look, I I agree with the statement Christ is king. Um, although it is being used online in a way that is meant to say, screw you, Jew. It is being used in a context very directly to say, I hate Jews, and that's almost an online code word. Christ is king is I hate the Jew. Is that true? All right.

SPEAKER_09 28:50

I'm gonna pause this for just a second because I've seen that this I've seen this quote used quite a bit, and I've seen it quite a bit recently online. And to be quite honest, most of the time that I see it, it's in a refutation of Islamism. Um there's that.

SPEAKER_05 29:08

We'll we'll continue. Why do you say that? Because you see the people who are saying it, and they're saying it in that context. They're saying Jews are horrible, good, like they're attacking Jews, and they end with Christ as king to make it sound like somehow there's a biblical basis for attacking Jews. Look, Jesus was a Jew. And and by the way, the twisted theology that that says Jews are are Christ killers, and that's been used to justify anti-Semitism, to justify persecution and murder. Look, as I read the gospels, Jesus went to the cross willingly. He made the choice to go to the cross, and it was not the Jews who killed Jesus. It was me. It was you. Look, Jesus died for our sins because man is fallen, and the wages of sin is death.

SPEAKER_09 30:08

This is a great deal of the problem with politics, the this war in general. There are too far too many people that are in the government of all of these countries that really do believe. These are not secular decisions that are being made, these are decisions based on Iron Age theology. I mean, yes, there's profit motive and power-driven motive mixed in with it, but you can't underestimate the fact that a lot of these people really believe and makes life and death decisions based on their beliefs. He used a term that was perfect for the new unabridged uh Dr. Bob dictionary, twisted theology, which actually means religion. Yeah. Yeah. Do we want to continue? I mean, I'm just saying, yes, because he says something at the very end that's that's it's amazing.

SPEAKER_05 31:00

Okay, well, here we go.

SPEAKER_09 31:03

And Jesus took on the punishment that you deserve and I deserve, so that we could be covered in his blood and receive salvation, not through works, not through what we do, but through really believes that all people are born deserving punishment. All right, I I gotta keep pausing to all right.

SPEAKER_05 31:23

Who's a gift of God? And so the idea of blaming the Jews, and and look, to be clear, the precise people who drove the nails in Jesus' wrists and feet were the Romans. I I don't see anyone being angry at the Italians. Yeah, exactly. Uh they happened to be who was in charge of the government at the time that that Jesus was crucified, but it was Pontius Pilate who gave the order. And so that's the phrase. Look, Christ is king. Now, to be honest, that was not a phrase I grew up with in church.

SPEAKER_09 31:57

And I was thinking from a geopolitical standpoint at the time, the the practice of the Roman Empire was to largely let most areas do their own self-governance. So it's not unfair or unrealistic to say that the the priests and the council of priests in in Jerusalem were essentially the local provincial, you know, they just had to make sure the taxes were paid and that nobody openly defied Rome. They were the original capos. Yeah, but that occurred in everywhere where the Roman Empire was. You know, that's just the mat they you know, they couldn't spread themselves thin otherwise. They they let people do their own thing and they let locals worship their own religion as long as they didn't openly defy the Roman gods or the Roman authority.

SPEAKER_05 32:47

You know, we would say things like Jesus loves you, Jesus saves.

SPEAKER_09 32:51

That that tended to be more Christ as king is a phrase that seems to have originated online, and it's some of kind of the grouper folks that it it it it almost sort of invokes images of the crusade that in the name of Jesus we will conquer every Christ as king I mean is just a shortened version of the literal sign that was put on his head, which is King of the Jews, and it was his claim or the statement of being king of the Jews that angered the Romans more than anything else because that was a direct challenge to Roman authority. They can't be having a king.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

Everyone else in a way that that I don't think is is is right or biblical.

SPEAKER_09 33:36

We're we're finally trying to finish up the crusades. Let's admit it. We're trying to finish up the crusades. We started in what, like 1100, something like that. Yeah, a little earlier than that. But we're we're not really starting to trying to finish the crusades because at the same time we're allowing immigration of uh mass immigration of Muslims into Western Europe and the United States. And that's not the point. That's not the point of the crusades. The crusades was to return Jerusalem back to the Christians and I guess the Jews as well. They don't know the Crusades. The Crusades were a direct result of Muslim expansion. True. And it wasn't just Jerusalem they were trying to restore Christianity to, it was basically all of the Middle East and all of Northern Africa. That's true. Areas that we typically think of as having always been Muslim were not Muslim to begin with. They were Christian for hundreds of years before the Muslim conquest in the 600s. And by the time the crusade started, the Muslims had already taken Spain, were encroaching into France, had taken uh Constantinople and then turned it into Istanbul. And then they're making their way into Eastern Europe. Yeah, making their way into Eastern Europe. So the Crusades were to push them back and to reinstate Christianity, Christendom. Right. The whole point of this is to finish off the crusades. They're they're trying to finish it off. That's the only, that's the only, you know, what else could they, you know? It doesn't make any sense otherwise. Why can't we just leave the fucking people alone? No, we gotta finish the crusades, we gotta get it over with. We got the finally gotta get it done while we can, you know, it's it's the you know, these these voodoo sects are gonna, you know, they're gonna kill. It's all I mean, it's all just at the behest of Israel, and it's either done through manipulation of the media, also supporting the black dog. It's not just the behest of Israel. There's plenty of Christians that are rooting them right on, you know, they're like, yes. And a lot of them are doing it simply because they believe and they believe, they really believe. There's, you know, there's the the latest rapture date has been set for Easter of this year. So many fund so many fundamentalists believe that this war with Iran, because the whole thing with the final war and judgment day and the return of Jesus is that the war has to happen in Israel. Right. So every time something uh Iranian gets through the Iron Dome and hits, that shears, I mean, that's they really think this is a very good thing. Yeah. Because now we're finally using the energy weapons that we just, you know, for decades we've been saying we didn't have. So do you think at some point the Zionists will just set off a nuke in Israel? Well, that's one of the other ways that they've manipulated the United States into doing their bidding is by stating if you don't help us in a conventional sense, then we'll have no choice but to just use a nuclear weapon. Yeah, but they're talking about using the the nuclear weapon on Iran, not on themselves. No, I understand, but that's just gonna start a chain reaction.

SPEAKER_07 36:45

Well, the Samson option, too. So yeah.

SPEAKER_09 36:49

Yeah. Well, that's what I'm talking talking about. Is you know, the actual Jews that don't believe in the Zionist bullshit don't believe in the Samsung option. It's the Zionists that want to do it. Now I don't put it past them. Uh uh, what's his name? BB's not in the country right now. Although apparently they just killed his brother. But uh he's not in the country, so he don't care. Yeah, set off a nuke. I don't care. I don't, I'm not there. Back yourselves up. You know, it's it's too funny. Right as the Iran war kicked off, uh, they showed a shot of Trump getting on a plane, and he was, you know, obviously getting the hell out of Dodge for wherever the hell he was. But I I actually called my dad and I said, Hey dad, I just want to let you know if they drop a nuke on Mar-a-Lago, I just wanted to say goodbye now. I think I might I might be out in safe distance from nuke. I don't think you are. I don't know. No. Well, it depends. A tactical nuke, I'd be all right, but uh, but yeah, no a regular nuke. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 37:46

I was lucky enough to be on a sailboat in the Bis Game Bay. So if the nukes did drop down, we're just gonna sail away and worry about my passport later.

SPEAKER_09 37:56

Get a nice you get a nice breeze to push that first little wave, it'll probably push you a couple of miles just by itself. Yeah, that's a nice warm breeze. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 38:06

If it doesn't burn your sail off. Crazy. Craziness. Yeah, we're living at uh, you know, we could be at end times. Who knows? I mean, I'm old enough. You know, I was I was gonna ask you, Carlo, do you have any could they call you back up?

SPEAKER_01 38:20

No, well, technically, no, but you know, when shit hits the fan, anything then they'll rip up whatever.

SPEAKER_09 38:27

Because Carlos X-Air Force, you know, I was wondering about that. I was like, you know, if they're doing if they're thinking of draft, are they are they already out of the old guys they can bring back? Are they giving up on that?

SPEAKER_01 38:36

If they're desperate enough to call me back, then we have a serious problem.

SPEAKER_09 38:40

Well, I think we have a serious problem no matter what.

SPEAKER_07 38:43

We're inching towards that direction, unfortunately. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

SPEAKER_09 38:48

How many, you know, just the other day, uh, matter of fact, when we I meant to ask you this when you were after you were sick, because when I I I on the episode that you were out, and I was I was mentioning that a week before that I had felt bad and I just drank a lot of water, but I had noticed I had to pee like so much from drinking all you know what little bit of water I drank. How much do you pee in a day if you drank a gallon of water a day? It's a ridiculous amount. So it's a combination of so the one GI doctor that I had um that really got me in the habit of drinking only water and I consider it almost an excessive amount of water. Most people would. Between that, the medication that I'm on for the diabetes is something called Jardiance, which causes you to urinate more. And just being an old man, dude, I piss so many times in a day that's ridiculous. Fucking ridiculous. I never sleep through the night. It's impossible. It's just not gonna happen. I was gonna say, I mean, just that one day that I was drinking so much water, I was like, how the hell does Rome do it? I'm I've been up and down. I don't try to keep track of the number sometimes. But yeah, it's a ridiculous amount. A ridiculous amount. How many? I mean, you at least once an hour. I probably can't go an hour. I was gonna say, I can't go. Uh I can go about an hour. Yeah, probably once an hour. Yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, uh that's I can imagine. But I mean, you gotta feel pretty good. It's gotta make you pretty healthy, I imagine, right? Yeah, it's you know, it's you know how you can tell if you're dehydrated by the color of my shit. My urine looks almost like water. It's right, right. Very, very pale. Right. I can imagine. Yeah, I mean, when you think about it, if I mean, I do drink, I probably do drink a gallon of water a day. It's just it's all been filtered through coffee beans. That's so it I mean, it's I why how do I not get what what what about that makes it so I'm not getting the same benefits as you? I don't get it. Is it the sugar and the cream that I put in it? That that could be part of it. Plus, I literally drink almost a gallon of water a day. Right. And plus you drink not counting coffee. Plus, yours is like uh not even spring water. What is it? It's like purified water or something like that distilled water. Right, right, right. So why is the what was the reasoning but behind the distilled water again? His argument, the doctor's argument to me was that the only way, the only pure water that you know for sure is distilled. And I was like, Well, what about spring water? He goes, What's spring? And I was like, All right. Yeah, but it's still just water. It's a chemical process that literally just is nothing there, but there's I mean, there's no minerals or anything in it. It's just H and O and a two to one ratio. Let's see what you're saying. Gotcha. Well, I mean, that's not like when he said if you have any kind of a decent diet, you're you're getting those traced minerals. You don't, you know, you don't want to go. Unfortunately, it's those traced minerals in water that make it taste better. So distilled water has a very flat, it's a very unappealing flavor. I mean, if it's or is it just minerals that are bad, it's just there might be other stuff, exactly. Yeah, you the your spring could be coming out of a place in in West Virginia where all the all the population dumps all their drugs in the river or something like that, and you can get it in the. So often uh the stuff that's labeled spring water is really just municipal water from somewhere else where like they found a legal loophole, like part of the name of the town is the word spring or some dumb shit like that. And it's thing, you know, it's spring water. Right, right, right. And I I must say I haven't really well I do use I I do use tap water for my coffee, so I guess I do inadvertently drink a lot of tap water, but you know they say the tap water is like full of drugs nowadays, right? All the Zambic and Xanax and all that stuff, people flush down the toilet. They apparently can't just filter that out of the water, it's just in there. I mean, apparently it's just such low doses that it doesn't make that much of a big of a difference, but uh it doesn't look like between the water and the microplastics and the soil and the the you know particles and the air and the there's no way to gloss evade or whatever. There's virtually no corner of the earth where you can't find like I used to watch this, I think it was called Survivor Man, Les Stroud. Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to watch this. Really interesting show. He would go to really obscure locations, and he himself made the point many times that there's always trash. Yep. There's nowhere you can go on earth where you can't find every uninhabited island, it's got shit washed up on the beach, plastic and you know, other glass and other man-made materials. It's it's everywhere. Yeah, whatever happened to that guy. That was a cool show. I kind of like that. I guess it just ran. I like that show. The most the the best thing about that show is that he didn't have a camera, a camera crew. He literally would just take the camera out. So every time you saw like an extravagant shot, it was really double the work that you're thinking because he had to set the camera up, go away, get the shot, then go back, get the camera, take it with him. Yeah, you know, and it also helps with the not breaking immersion because when there's a camera crew and the guy's like, Oh, I gotta kill and eat this rat, it's like you know, there's a guy, Bob, holding the camera right there that could hand him a Snickers or something or a sandwich out of his cool. You don't have to eat that fucking rat. Exactly. That's true. And you know, something do you remember that guy? I was speaking of shows that kind of just faded away. Remember that guy I used to send you clips from? He was he claimed to be straight, but he was clearly pretty effeminate, and he was like that psychic guy. Do you remember that guy? Eh, not really. I sent you a bunch of clips from the guy because I thought, remember, I thought you should get a reading from him because it wasn't that long after your mom died. Oh, guy, that was a good thing. I do kind of remember what you're talking about. This real flamboyant guy, and he would do these readings of people even over like the internet and stuff, and like, oh yeah, so-and-so from the past is telling me that this, this, and the like that guy used to be all over my feed, or I couldn't escape that guy, and now I haven't seen him in years. There are very few professions that I loathe more than those fake psych, you know, people that cold read use cold reading to manipulate people in their moment of grief. That's exactly what I'm saying. Something like motivation of human beings. Yeah, that's why I wanted you to do your uh your you know, you get a reading by this guy and go, fuck you, you're full of shit. Blah blah blah blah blah. Just do your shit. Do your uh uh what's his name? The the escape artist that died. Um do your Houdini act on him, you know, like ah debunking you, you're full of shit. But I need to James Randy. What's that? The amazing Randy. He did a great job in his life of carrying Houdini's torch to debunk those bags of shit. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would have loved him to have sick that guy on this guy because the guy seemed pretty. I mean, he came up with some shit that's like, well, how the hell would he have done that? You know, but I don't know. Who knows? Anyway. All right. Well, is that enough? Yeah, we're almost at an hour, actually. Yeah, I was gonna say it doesn't look like Ethan's coming back either. So uh well, I wish wish young Ethan well in his and his uh back going back to Indiana. I'm sorry to see him go. Indiana wants me. He can call and zoom in from there.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 46:16

You know, I I I did he ever talk to you about doing the merch? No. Because I kind of threw that ball in his court. I said, look, I told Ron to, you know, to do the merch. I I think you might be too busy if you, you know, you want to team up with him and try to make some money. Uh, you know, I don't know. You know, we're talking about it. Also, we gotta figure out how to, you know, we got about to the end of the year to figure out either how to start making money with this, like get some Patreon or merchandise or something going on, or uh, you know, the next year we're gonna have to start spending money or something. Although my dad's got an IRA, I may have to, I may have to cash in. So that may cover next year. But we should really kind of work on trying to start to make some money this year. I don't think we did it once during this episode, but we'd like to remind everybody to call us at 904-549-9024. Uh, also like, comment, share, and subscribe. All right, guys, we'll catch you later. Hi, guys.