The Slack Doctors
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The Slack Doctors
Ep. 42 - The Slack Doctors Episode 42 Technomagic
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Dr. Chip shares his ongoing issues with X(and FB). We compare gambling to the stock market. The Docs talk about the war in Iran, Strait of Hormuz, and the petrodollar. Mexico's president is pushing for all digital currency, what a horrible place to try. Both Docs approve of intrastate aviation! Dr. Chip grants us another short rant against TSA. Has the world ever hated the USA more than right now? The Docs react to a clip of utter hypocrisy, and a funny one that reveals only some of the reasons no one can fix anything anymore.
All right, what's up, what's up, what's up? It's a time for another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. We have overcome the technical hurdles. The wizards have stirred the pot in just the right way.
SPEAKER_13No, we haven't.
SPEAKER_11Well, they stirred the pot. They don't know what happened, but it came out well. So uh that's got to be the pinnacle of technical achievement when it starts working and the technicians go, How is this working? Why is this working? What's going on? The mute you. Oh, that's insane. But anyway, so so what else is got it's a Chamber of Commerce Day weather down uh down this end of the state. How about for you for yourself? Oh, yes, done. Beautiful, not a cloud in the sky. Blue skies. Yep. Now it's probably in like the 70s here. It's probably low 70s up there, right? Uh no, it's 83 right now. Really? Wow, I think it's hotter there than it is down here. I don't think it's in the 80s here. Well, I it could be. I don't know. They don't call it a swamp for nothing. That's true. That's true. All right. Well, I mean, uh, if you want to just dive into some uh voicemails or some some videos, what do you want to do first?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, let's knock the voicemails out of the way. Of course, these are you know ideas that you had sometime during the week. I must say that you sent me a barrage of things to look at in the last four days. Oh, yeah. I counted there were 20 or 21. There was no way we were gonna get to them all. Well, they're all a lot of them are like less than a minute, though. So yeah, all right. So I'll we'll share the uh we'll listen to some voicemails here.
SPEAKER_11You know, it's so insane X nowadays. Just about every one of my posts gets liked by Elon Musk, except for the one that doesn't get liked and gets me restricted. For suggesting that uh none of your voodoo cults make any difference to me. Anyway, crazy. So uh yeah, I mean, obviously you're not getting personally responded to by Elon Musk, but Yeah, but it's just the fact that somebody even calling themselves Elon Musk would like me so much, even though I'm getting kicked off so often. It's like, wait a minute. We have some other, I have another clip about X too, which is hilarious, it'll come up later. But yeah, X is the wild, wild West of And here's the thing. I don't think there's any liberals. I mean, if there's five in a hundred people on X are liberals, all the rest of them. I mean, like they're either card-carrying Nazis like Fuentes or uh or uh Schills for Israel like uh Laura Loomer and uh and Mark Levin and all those guys and Ben Shapiro. There's no in-between, there's no moderate anything, everybody's just full on crazy on X, man. It's crazy.
SPEAKER_12And which is scary having said that, do you think it was easier on Facebook or worse? What do you mean? As far as censorship and and how much trouble you got in and how far you could push things, because it's not like your comments have really changed.
SPEAKER_11No, no, um, well, Facebook was just more severe, more suddenly. Because I've never really, I mean, I got in trouble once on Facebook a long time ago for they said I was bullying a guy by saying, you know, he said he was gonna kick my ass when I sent him my address. I got I got kicked off. I'm like, wait a minute, what? Okay, yeah. But anyway, but yeah, other than that, I've never been in trouble on Facebook until that one time, boom, you're out, and you know, I'm probably never gonna get back on unless I can figure a way to upload my ID. So you got a six-month ban. Well, it's forever because I don't they're not gonna let me on any of that stuff until I upload an ID. And I can't do that unless I go buy a smart. Well, I guess I could try to do it with my laptop, but yeah, I don't I don't know, it's just I don't want to be on it that much. I mean, the I I do kind of miss the fact that I know where everybody's playing. I have no idea where any of my friends are playing on a regular basis anymore, other than the places they play regularly. But uh yeah, I mean, other than that and the and the messaging and my pictures and my videos, which it sounds like a lot, but I really don't miss it. But X is definitely X is more entertaining, that's for sure. Although it's it's entertaining in a different way. It's it's more conver controversial subject matter. But there's like, you know, well there are videos on on there too. But yeah, it's it's definitely it's definitely different, but the same. Not that much different, really. It's it's all you know, it's all just plutocrats spying on you. Anyway.
SPEAKER_12All right, ready for the next one. Here we go.
SPEAKER_11All right, we gotta talk about Tulsi Gray, uh, Tulsi Gabbard. Um you know, this this chick when she was running for president was saying that she wanted to defeat ISIS and Al-Qaeda, um, who she fought against in Iraq. And now that she knows that we created, funded, and and still fund uh ISIS and Al-Qaeda. How does how is she you know, I don't know, we gotta discuss how she even copes with that, let alone and I also heard she just resigned, which I don't know, by the time we we go on the show, maybe we'll have more clarity on that. But I don't know how I don't know how this chick even lives with herself at this point, knowing what she knows now. Anyway, discuss. Yeah, you know, it's all right, it it's it's so ridiculous because when she ran for president, it was like, I'm I'm here to kill al-Qaeda and ISIS. I hate them, uh, you know, we're gonna get we're gonna eradicate them if I get elected, yada yada, yada. So now she's in director of intelligence, she knows that ever since the first Afghanistan war that, you know, with the Russians uh that we've been funding and and you know running all these ISIS and Al-Qaeda and all this stuff, that's all us. So what does she do now? I mean, I'm surprised. I don't know how she how has she not even resigned by now, or what's what do you think's going through her head? I can't even imagine.
SPEAKER_12Well, uh maybe just you know saying whatever, much like all of them, saying whatever she has to say to try to maintain some semblance of power or or you know, position.
SPEAKER_11Um Well, you don't think she can't she can't see the writing on the wall that the uh you know the whole MAGA Trump thing is headed for the shitter, then she should maybe jump ship like that other guy just did. Uh what's his name? Uh Kent. You know, maybe it's maybe she should just, you know, gracefully bow out and go, look, this isn't what I signed up for. And otherwise, I don't think she can have a political future anymore after this. I mean, I don't know. I think she's been totally defanged if if she doesn't quit. But I don't know. We'll see. We'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_12Um, we got one more voicemail for you.
SPEAKER_11All right. Well, we've talked about gambling and the problem that it is with on the show before, but uh Dr. Bob and I have a mutual friend, a very good friend of ours, that seems to be uh in the depths of a major gambling crisis. He's already a hundred grand in the hole. Oh, isn't there more room than that? Anyway, that's enough. Anyway, he swears up and down, stock market is coming back. Oh, yeah, there we go. What happened? Why didn't that pop out for a minute there? That's weird. But anyway, yeah, uh, you know, our friend, uh, our mutual friend Gilly. He's he's been playing that stock market for a while now, man. He just I asked him the other day. I was like, hey, you what do you think? Do you lose any money in this dip? He goes, Yeah, I'm about a hundred grand down. And I'm like, what? I was like, holy shit. He goes, Yeah, but I don't ever sell, you don't you don't lose anything if you don't sell. I'm not selling any stocks, uh it's all gonna come back. And I'm like, I hope so. I mean, uh, it could be it, man. There's a lot of confluences that look making it look like a lot like 1929, if you ask me, but I don't know.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, when that message started, I wasn't sure who you were talking about or whether you were to meant like in my opinion, more degenerate gambling, like you know, he's uh prediction market websites, but you're actually hot market.
SPEAKER_11It is gambling. That's it, it's absolutely gambling. Of course it is, unless you have some kind of inside information. But you know, I don't think our friend does. I mean, he's hot on NVIDIA, which everybody knows that's a decent stock. So I don't, you know, I don't think he has any inform an inside information, and he's gambling with a lot of money on that stupid shit. I hope it works out for him, man, because I I don't see it looking good for the near in near future. I don't know.
SPEAKER_12I mean, insurance is gambling. Crypto. No, life insurance, life insurance is the worst kind of gambling because you'd be better than that.
SPEAKER_11It's a Ponzi scheme of it's not even it's insurance, it shouldn't even be illegal. Anyway, so uh that's all we have for voicemails. That's all the voicemails.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I'm I'm hoping. Have you seen some of the new the last ad I saw for that Calci app, that prediction market gambling thing? It was literally one guy says to another guy, hey, you know how it's supposed to rain, was supposed to rain all week, and he goes, Yeah. He goes, I made 50 bucks off that. Literally, I'm sure. Betting on whether it's gonna rain or not. There's nothing I I've d I haven't looked into it, but it seems like a horrifying prospect. Yeah, full-blown degeneracy. Yes. I remember uh our mutual friend of the show and animator, Scott Allen. This is I was back visiting him once in Charlotte. This is a good maybe eight years ago or something. So we go to this brewery, and uh I notice on the screen behind the uh bar there's like there's like almost like lottery numbers. And essentially it's daily numbers that the state of North Carolina runs, and you can bet while you're sitting right there at the bar. It was the most I I told him, I said, even as a Floridian, this is a bit much. Like I it seems a bit a bit too much degenerate to me.
SPEAKER_11Well, did you know that Epstein won the Florida lottery a couple of times? Did you hear about that? No. Froze up from ether. Was that a no? No, no. Yeah, he won a couple of times. You don't think it's fixed, do you? Like course not. I mean, I guess he is lucky, other than I mean, he is still alive. Oh, you know, and the other thing is I guess I don't know if BB's still alive. We claimed on the last show that I I thought BB was still alive. I'm gonna have to retract that. I'm not so sure. I mean, we said he was dead, and I think he may still be alive, but I I don't know.
SPEAKER_12It's it's still up in the air, but it's a little I can see arguments on both sides. Right. And both arguments would still involve the use of AI. Right. As far as anybody saying, well, you know, that's trying to fake and and m cast doubt whether that's too duplicitous or whatever, let's let us not forget the pager incident.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Uh you know, there's no level of complexity or or depth that you can't apply to it.
SPEAKER_11Which is funny too, because if you know, they're seriously talking about the the lapel exploding lapel mic for Charlie Kirk, and it's like, yeah, the people that do pagers, they do something like that. That sounds about equal, equal and is horrific. And then my other question is, especially on Charlie Kirk thing, why did he have a lapel mic anyway? He was using a mic like this. Why did they need another mic? Was that for something else? I'd like somebody to explain to me why he had two mics, but anyway, I digress.
SPEAKER_12Um, you know, the other after this afternoon's incident, I'd wonder why you'd ever want to add any kind of extra mic or complexity into the system.
SPEAKER_11To what we just went through, yeah. Good point. Um, did I happen to send um the new Bon Gino video to you to you? Did you get that one? No.
SPEAKER_12Okay, well, yeah, I think I just hear anything about Bon Gino.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I think it was only like today or today or late yesterday or something, but yeah, there's a there's a it's viral now. You haven't seen it? No. Oh my lord. I thought it was well, it's viral all over X for that's for sure. But apparently some people uh cornered Bon Gino leaving some event and like literally just got up in his face like you're a child protect, you know, or pedoprotector, faggot, blah, blah, blah, this and that. And he's like just wide-eyed, like, what? What? Like he like he was surprised by it or something. It's like, okay, look, dude, you're gonna get a lot more of that if you don't realize it. Uh, but yeah, that's that's going pretty viral on X. And uh, oh, and and you know, just before we start running any other clips, and I'm sure some of them are about the war. Have you heard the latest about the war that Trump is saying that uh they're negotiating and that there's a ceasefire?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, and I also heard that Iran claims that no, there's not.
SPEAKER_11Yes, that's exactly right. I don't think this ends until Iran says it ends. And I think that's exactly what they I think Trump has played exactly into Iran's hands. I couldn't see any how this could have been any more disastrous. They're literally charged charging Chinese wand to get through the Hormuz Strait. The petrodollars done. I mean, this has been like you've freaking moron. And they're bringing up a big thing. Yeah, or it's war. That's the well, not only that, did you hear that they they eased the sanctions on the gas, on the oil? So now they can, you know, it's it's so ridiculous. It's such it's such a shot in the foot. It's like you literally just took aim and shot your big toe off, you dumb, you know. And and literally uh they're they're making a big deal out of the fact that as soon as Kash Patel got into into uh position, he fired all the Iranian people, all the people that knew anything about what was gonna happen when you did this. And he for whatever reason, I guess they were in on the Mar-a-Lago raid or something like that. So he just fired them all. And it's like, wait a minute, those are all the people that you know speak farsi and know about Iran and can explain to you what's gonna happen when you try this stupid shit. But no, yeah, they're they're just completely blowing it. But anyway. Anyway, so yeah, I'm sure one or two of our clips has got something to do with that. But what do you think? You ready to run a clip? Uh yeah, let's do it. Awesome.
SPEAKER_12Let's do some reaction. Yeah, let's see which one they pick, whichever one comes up first here. I know two of them will uh involve that fishback guy from Florida. Right, right.
SPEAKER_04As governor, I will mandate a statewide uniform for every single public school student. You will be dressed for success here in Highlands County and across the state.
SPEAKER_11Okay. As we gotta come up with the name of our school soon, but in our school, you'll be able to dress whatever way you want. We really don't care. As long as you have clothes on, you have all the essentials covered, you wear whatever the hell you want. Yeah, I you know, I like that fishback guy for many reasons, but there's a couple of things, it's just like he's really big on public education. And it's like, no, we need to get rid of public indoctrination. It's not working. It's for the money we're spending on it, we're not getting a good return on our investment.
SPEAKER_12I mean, not only going for more indoctrination, but especially uniforms, right? Right, right.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it's yeah. This is I mean, I like so much of what that guy says, and then every once in a while he says something like, ooh, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_12Just look, let's I admire anybody bold enough to get into try to get into office or any public service like that with a name like Fishback. That's a rough point. That's a rough, that's like lipshits. Like it's just it has nothing to do with ethnicity, it's just a horrible combination of words.
SPEAKER_11And then he did another thing where I guess he went to uh tried to go to Mar-a-Lago for something that he got invited to like last year or something like that. And obviously by now they don't like him. So he tried to go to Mar-a-Lago and they wouldn't let him in. So then he says he went to Taco Bell. And I'm like, can't you find a mom and pop taco stand or something that actually serves real food? Why are you shilling for Taco Bell? Screw that. You know, I made a comment that I'd love to go to one of your rallies, but I ain't stepping foot in a Taco Bell. It's not gonna happen. I, you know. Anyway. All right. Well, we'll try and run it.
SPEAKER_12If Trump can serve McDonald's to, you know, championship teams in the White House, then I don't endorse that either.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I don't endorse eating any of that crap.
SPEAKER_10So allow me to make a prediction here in my prediction stuff. I'm not poly market, I'm not call she, but I'm I'm pretty good at predictions. And my prediction here is that everything that the media is now gonna say about Iran's gonna close the Strait of Hormuz and energy prices are gonna go crazy, and all these none of this is going to come to pass. That isn't to say there won't be a little bumps here and there in the market, and it's not to say one random thing, you know, bad thing might happen to a ship or something like that. But Iran has basically, their military has basically been decimated. So they can keep put doing PR stunts and having a second ship. They can keep doing do that and make his threats and say, We're gonna let things through if we like you and not if we don't. But it just is utterly irrelevant. We are the sheriff. So allow me to make a prediction here in my You saw it.
SPEAKER_11It was it's Dave Levin making his predictions that, of course, all came out completely opposite of what he said. You know, he says, Oh, they're not gonna show you shut down the Strait of Hormuz, and the you know, gas won't go up and stock market won't dip, the yada yada yada. Of course, this guy's making us look like Nostradamus, truthfully. You know, yeah, he's making us look like geniuses because you know this stuff isn't that hard to predict, guys. It's just not. It's it's pretty easy.
SPEAKER_12Uh anyway. If you notice today we're drinking a new flavor of cornbread, they didn't have the blueberry breeze, unfortunately, so we're drinking raspberry lime aid.
SPEAKER_11Raspberry lime? God, they'll just fuck they'll just throw any two things mango and and cherry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. They'll put anything together to make you drink it. But let's run this next clip and uh see if you can hear and see it this time. I can see it.
SPEAKER_06The United States under Trump. I can hear it.
SPEAKER_08What does that look like?
SPEAKER_06You'll see in the weeks ahead.
SPEAKER_08Is there a chance of talks between the two sides at this point?
SPEAKER_06No. No. Not at all. We'll fight and we'll we'll hold the US by the throat through the Strait of Hormos, and we'll continue to hammer them. And if they try to do anything on the ground on the ground, then they'll s really see what we can do. You've messed with the wrong country. Your propaganda doesn't work anymore. And the Iranian people have shown their resolve. They'll see this through. What you've done to the Palestinian people, to the Iraqi people, to the Cuban people, to Venezuela. We are running out of time.
SPEAKER_08We are running out of time to the Iranian people.
SPEAKER_11Can I Yeah, like I said before, these guys aren't quitting until they want to quit. I don't think they're negotiating shit. They're going, we're not stopping until we've we decide to stop until you come to our terms. I don't think they're quitting. And not only that, this guy, apparently on X, somebody put out uh like a $10 million bounty on his head to be delivered to some some group alive. Now, how do you get away? First of all, who is this guy? Uh he's some guy. He's uh like an Iranian spokesman. He's been on on news and networks and stuff for years. He's basically, you know, a spokesman for the Iranian, you know. But uh yeah, some people on X are saying, bring us this guy alive for $10 million, and somehow they can say that on X. And I get in trouble for saying that somebody should I I don't, it's so stupid, it's unbelievable. Oh yeah, what does this one say? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is where yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted to talk about this. Good luck trying to get the cartels to use digital currency.
SPEAKER_12Maybe there's no way that's gonna apply, and nor should it. That's a horrifying prospect.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, but you know, uh the fact they're trying to implement it in Mexico first. I mean, they're just not like it that's like you couldn't pick a harder place to say, hey, let's try to force digital currency on people. They're picking it up. Yeah, try that in China first.
SPEAKER_12I think they pretty much have already got that down, but yeah, it's not gonna work.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, these people are gonna be pretty hostile and they're they're slightly armed. Uh they have got uh yeah, that that just seemed insane to me. Like, yeah, good luck with that.
SPEAKER_12But uh, I can't imagine. I mean, honestly, you could almost pick any country in South America as a horrible place to try to implement a policy like that. But yeah, but that's the worst of all of them, I would think.
SPEAKER_11Other than maybe like, I don't know, where's that fark where they just fighting? That's like Guatemala or Venezuela. Or no, that's not Venezuela, it's Guatemala, Honduras, I think. Or yeah, somewhere down there. I get them all confused in that little Central America. Yeah. And they're like there's like six little countries, like in that Costa Rica, Guatemala, uh, you know, aren't there like five or six little teeny countries in there? Yeah, Panama, of course. Right, right. And at any time if you live down there, some guys could come walking down the street with that AK-47 and say, No, you live in a different country now. But uh yeah, it's always always fun. All right, let's run another one. Aviation.
SPEAKER_03That is what I'll have to think more about, honestly. Okay, it is the literally the first time I've been asked that question. Okay. But if you give me a couple weeks, what I'll do is I'll post something on our Instagram. All right. I think the big thing we talked about earlier. Earlier was how do we actually just fix AVH without creating something new? Yeah. And so what we talked about was actually working with a private airline, private company, to build a intrastate Florida system. You shouldn't when you want to fly from Pensacola to Miami. There should be no way over in Charlotte, Orlando. And so if I can work with a private company as a business guy to bring six non-stop routes from Pensacola to Miami, Pensacola to Jacksonville things that take seven to eight hours driving, that's gonna create a ton of aviation jobs. And by the way, we can use a lot of the smaller airstrips. You fly an Embraer 190, for example. I'm talking about a Boeing 7.3 and flyer Embraer 190 on those routes, work with a private company, given tax credits, we'll create thousands of new jobs.
SPEAKER_12I like that sounds like a great idea.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I like it. I didn't even know there was a problem, but I like the solution already. I you know, imagine if you could get on a little plane in Gainesville and fly right to Lantana for like cheap. Wouldn't that be great?
SPEAKER_12We've already talked about how much I like the Gainesville airport. Absolutely. That'd be astonishing.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. That'd be great. Why don't they? I'm I was wondering what like you know, and and this brings us, I don't know if I have a video about the TSA or not on there, but this brings us to the whole TSA freaking, you know, come on, man. Oh, I do have at least one video, with actually a couple of videos about the TSA thing, but let's just get rid of the stupid TSA. And you know, if they actually did that, those airports are exempt. They wouldn't even need TSA. I don't think you unless you go to an international airport, you don't they don't care. You yeah, bring all the bombs you want. We don't give a shit. Just don't blow us up in flight, you know. So yeah, I think that's a great idea.
SPEAKER_12I know one of the videos you sent involved like uh proposing using ICE uh to aid or assist the TSA that's a good idea. Okay, yeah, yeah. After you sent me the video, it's already been happening. Yeah, it's happening today, supposedly.
SPEAKER_11I I think, yeah, great idea. What get rid of the fat black chicks, put some, you know, those get those guys off the streets, get them closer to the donut shots shops where they want to be, you know, and stop killing people in the streets, and yeah, just you know. I don't know who they think how I I don't know how many illegal aliens they think fly around, but uh yeah, okay, knock yourselves out in the airport. Big deal. If that'll make it better, fine, whatever. I mean, it's so stupid. It's all these stupid three-letter agencies competing for your tax dollars almost. It's like it's crazy. And there's actually one of the uh I don't know if you want to pull it up next, uh uh but there's the one that has the two links that we got that you're gonna have to play back to back. We'll we'll try to let's let's look for that one and play that one. That one's pretty good.
SPEAKER_02Oh, this is saying one thing to President Trump.
SPEAKER_11Thank you.
SPEAKER_01Credit where credit is due. Thank you, Mr. President, for the perhaps unintentional public education you have provided us all with. You have done more for political education in the last year than I think a thousand professors could have done in a lifetime. You have made the abstract concrete. You have made the theoretical visible, you have shattered the last remnants of the illusion of American morality. You have done what decades of activist organizing couldn't. You've made politics feel urgent to people who had decided it had nothing to do with them. Thank you for shining a bright light on the rot of our current political and economic system. Your personal embodiment of the late-stage capitalist dystopia has shown us all the true colors of a system that no longer serves us. And you've done so to such a beautiful and comedic degree that I think even the most sleepy among us are catching up to the meaning of words like oligarchy and kleptocracy and plutocracy and caristocracy. Thank you for the clarity. And for showing us that the system works exactly as designed, and showing us exactly who the system was designed for. Thank you for the vivid real-time masterclass in impunity, for demonstrating that the law is created by the powerful, yes, but it only applies to the powerless. Thank you for highlighting the fragility of democracy and the fragility of alliances. And unironically, thank you for bringing the EU member states closer together and for revealing where we have weak leadership in the Union. And lastly, also thank you to the Secretary of War Crimes for the boost in confidence you have given all of us. For showing that if someone with your relationship to truth, to preparation and strategy, to basic human decency can command the most powerful military in human history, then frankly, I think the rest of us have been underselling ourselves. So thank you, both of you.
SPEAKER_11So those of us that, you know, have been screaming Ron Paul since Ross Perot, uh, you know, I I totally relate to what he's saying, man. It's about time somebody came along and waked, woke up the sheeple to uh, yeah, your government's not on your side. Uh and and the most thankful thing I think that we all should be thanking President Trump for is sorry about Iran, but looks like Israel's getting flattened. I I think if we could possibly uh somehow erase the terrorist nuclear threat of Israel from the Middle East, the world would be a much better place. It seems like that's kind of what's happening. So I don't know. A lot's getting through. Oh yeah, the dude, they're and I don't think I haven't even I don't even know if we've seen hypersonic missiles yet. I I mean maybe a few, but I think they got a lot more stuff. And here's the thing nobody, you know, they're not gonna run out of missiles. I guarantee you, somehow Russia or China is giving them more. I guarantee you they're getting them somewhere from somewhere, Pakistan or somebody's giving them missiles. They're not gonna run out anyway. All right. I think the next one is back to the TSA. So let's try the next uh the next clip there.
SPEAKER_02Rich country could be should be. Uh instead, like so many other places driven by a radical ideology, they've spent that money instead of investing in their people. That's why you had millions of Iranians protesting. Because they felt like their conditional quality of life didn't match what it could be or should be. And what was the Iranian state for? There's a reason we come called Iran the number one state sponsor of terrorism because they took the money they make and they invested in missiles and they invested in launchers and UAVs without so much as a fucking hint of irony.
SPEAKER_05P Hex has just said a country that builds bombs and ignores its people's material needs is state-sponsored terrorism. This is coming from a guy who just asked Congress for $220 million, not for social programs, not for food benefits, not for health care, but for more bombs on top of an already insanely inflated $1 trillion a year military budget, not for anything that benefits the people of America, but to bomb other countries as we protest in the streets for our material conditions, as he mocks you for doing it. It is not only the sheer depravity of taking money that is meant to keep poor Americans fed and healthy and spending it on death abroad, but the sheer comical hypocrisy. They don't even fucking see that they're saying the same things about other countries that we are doing to ourselves. Fuck you. Fuck every last one of you supporting this shit.
SPEAKER_11I stole all our thunder. That's what I was gonna say.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Calling out another country for you know overspending on their military is beyond hypocrisy. It's as if these people I mean spend more on our military than the rest of the world does combined.
SPEAKER_11Do you think they really are this clueless, or they just like hold their tongue and just go, like, I I this is just what I gotta say? I mean, do you think they really are? Do you think Pig Pete Heggs that Keggsbreath actually believes the shitty spews? I mean, I I don't know.
SPEAKER_12Uh it's I don't know. I mean, maybe they believe it in the beginning, or maybe he's just a great actor. Haha, hard to believe.
SPEAKER_11I don't know. Yeah, anyway. All right, well, that guy stole our thunder, so next clip. Play the other one. I thought he said something about, you know, it's the Democrats' fault, but in that clip, but apparently not. But Mike Johnson definitely says that. And then there's this guy.
SPEAKER_09We'll have an opportunity to vote yes or no on whether you want to pay TSA workers ASAP with no strings attached. I urge my Republican colleagues, vote yes if you want to pay TSA. Vote yes if you want to bring down the long lines at airports. Vote yes today.
SPEAKER_00On this vote, the A's are 41 and the nays are 49. Three-fifths of the Senate duly chosen and sworn, not having voted in the affirmative. The motion is not agreed to.
SPEAKER_11It's a bunch of Republicans.
SPEAKER_12First of all, who knows what the bill actually says? Right, I'm sure there's strings of text. But secondly, and more importantly, that it's just a puppet show, it always has been. And it's, you know, one guy with his hands up with a left and a right puppet.
SPEAKER_11The irony is they're arguing over who is not funding something that nobody wants TSA. Overwhelmingly, people on X are going, let's just get rid of it. Why do we even have it? It's stupid. Let's go back to flying like 1999. Let's make a Prince fucking song about it. Flying like 1999. I mean, let's just get rid of it. It's stupid. If you worry about a bomb on a plane, have the airline make sure nobody brings a bomb on the plane. Government should have nothing to do with it. It's so s it's so ridiculous. Anyway, but yeah, I just think it's because it's all over X. I mean, every other post is oh, those damn Democrats won't fund the TSA. Oh, those damn Republicans won't fund the TSA. Good. Good. Nobody fund them. Get rid of it. It's so it's so stupid. Anyway, all right. That one was my best TSA clip. What else we got?
SPEAKER_07Stuff on YouTube, please. Is that a possibility? Because I'm really sick of getting on YouTube trying to learn how to do something myself, having to watch a fucking mechanic in a heated and cooled shop with $7 million worth of tools. Watching him throw a truck up on a lift while I'm sitting here with two cinder blocks, a tuba six, and a fucking prayer. And then listen to him saying, it's only take you about 15 minutes and you'll have the rest of the day do whatever you want to do. You're gonna need four or five tools. One of them tools being a 1513rd specialty Allen wrench that he had to order from Ford for $192. I ain't got that. Okay? Give me the motherfucker that's got what I got. A 50-piece craftsman set, a pair of channel locks, a good hammer, a chain link fence pole to use as a cheater bar, two beers and a fucking attitude because I done spent $200 something dollars on a part that I gotta put in myself because I ain't got the money to pay that motherfucker to go do it, or I'd just go see him. That's what I got. $32 in my bank account left because I done spent all the money on the fucking part. Now I gotta get on here and watch your rich ass try to tell me it's easy. Send me the regular guy in the fucking yard.
SPEAKER_12Oh yeah. Comical, exaggerated response, but absolutely accurate and you know, speaks to the whole right to repair movement that's going on right now and everything being built with planned obsolescence and proprietary screws. I mean, Apple started doing it first, I believe. Uh yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah. Um not only that, I mean, if you don't have can't repair tractors in their field because it if they try to do it themselves, it destroys the software. And now they can, you know, it's just gonna say if you don't have trying to buy the old ones.
SPEAKER_11If you don't have a computer reader for your car, you ain't working on it. I mean, you can switch out parts and you know, hope and pray that you're picking, you know, but without that little reader, you know, and and they you can, I guess, go to like advanced auto or something and go, hey, stick your reader on my car and tell me, but if you got a new car and they don't got the right reader, sorry, you know, it's like, come on, man. They do not want you working on, they do not want shade tree mechanics anymore, ever again. And that's why I will never ever get rid of my Jeep. Because even I, if I had to, can pretty much fix anything on my Jeep. If I had to, but I fucking hate doing any of that shit. I've done it before in my life, and I I absolutely despise it. But uh, luckily I know Carl's Automotive in Lake Earth. Look him up 561-547-5471. Best mechanic you'll ever find in Lake Worth by far. Then you he may not answer that.
SPEAKER_12How long have you been calling that guy?
SPEAKER_11Long time. I used to I used to hit I know that guy from working with his wife at Beef Eaters. That's how long I've known that guy. So that's like back in the 90s, early 90s, and he's been working on my shit because I mean, literally, if you go anywhere else, they're like, Oh, yeah, that's gonna be like $300, and probably takes about two weeks. You get then you go to go to go to him and he goes, uh, yeah, come back tomorrow. I'll have it done in an hour, probably be like $50. Yeah, like okay.
SPEAKER_12One of the other advantages to your Jeep as far as working on it is that you don't need a lift because you can just walk underneath.
SPEAKER_11That's true. Well, sometimes you need a lift, but yeah, it is pretty high. You can it is pretty easy to crawl under. But yeah, I mean, just the the the planned obsolescence, the the technology, and you know, here's the thing. Even if you even if you buy a new car, it's got like yours. I I hate to say it, but sooner or later that shit's gonna stop working. And what are you gonna do then? You know, then it's like you gotta just trash the whole car. You know, it's hilarious.
SPEAKER_12Uh six years now, so it's still going all right.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, if you get it, keep it for like another two and get rid of it, you're probably perfect, you know, and get something else. But somebody's gonna be get stuck with it. But you know, it's funny, my one of my ex-girlfriends had a Ford that uh I guess there's this new feature. I don't know if I I I think they may have discontinued it because it just doesn't seem like a good idea to me. But apparently, this car, when you pull up to a street, uh a streetlight or something, sit there for more than like 15 seconds, the engine stops. And then when you hit the gas, it starts the engine up again and you go. Well, what happens 10, 15 years down the road, you know, and when you you go to hit the gas and the thing goes and it doesn't start. And meanwhile, you're on the road tracks or something, it's like, wait a minute, that just doesn't seem like a good idea. All right, couple a couple of points about that.
SPEAKER_12One, you can turn that feature off. Now you can unfortunately you can't, yeah, yeah, you can't set it to where it never comes back on. You have to turn it off every time you start the vehicle. But when you first start the vehicle, you can turn that feature off. That feature was mandated as some sort of eco-friendly nonsense, and it was just recently overturned federally, and so it is no longer required, and the that device will no longer be on new vehicles. Well, not all cars have it though, do they? No, not all cars, but even the ones that had it for whatever reason, it it's going the way of the dodo, essentially. Much like I didn't know back in the 90s, those hard automatic seatbelts. Right tracks, yeah, yeah. Those things didn't last very long either. That's true. The strangle belts. Yeah. Exactly. Uh, and also the this is a new problem, but they're kind of nipping it in the bud. Um, a lot of electric vehicles and Teslas, I guess, were maybe some of the fancier ones, had the pop-out door handles uh where are flush with the door until you act, you know, they're activated. Those are illegal now in the EU and I think also in Asia, because in an emergency, you know, the fireman or whatever, you can't get the guy out of the car. Um, there's a lot of issues with those cars, and and what happens if a complete loss of power. Uh, you know, the door release on the Model Y, I believe, in the front, is kind of easy to get to if you know where to look. But on the four-door models, the back doors don't even have one. There is no manual release inside interesting, whatever. You gotta crawl into the front seat and get out one of those doors. But I bet you they got a kill switch.
SPEAKER_11You heard about that, right? They were trying to legislate that all the cars got to have a kill switch. Yes. Yeah, that's just completely ridiculous. That's another reason I'll, you know, I'll stick with my Jeep. Thanks. Sorry.
SPEAKER_12That's something that some uh dealers have been using independently for quite some time. Yeah. If somebody doesn't make their payments, they just, you know, they don't tell you.
SPEAKER_11I was just gonna say, what easier way to repo a car than just turn it off, yeah, figure out where it is with the GPS and go get it. There you go.
SPEAKER_12Get out of my car. If it was a little more advanced, they'd just activate it and make it drive itself back to them.
SPEAKER_11But probably it's probably right around the corner for that.
SPEAKER_12Hey, did you hear the stuff gas who's ever in the vehicle and bring them in too for questioning while we're at it?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, right. Or just lock the doors, lock them in. Yeah. Did you see the thing where the people got the Waymo and there was a guy in the back? The people got the Waymo. Well, they ordered a Waymo. The Waymo showed up, they opened the door to get in, and there's some guy hiding in like in the trunk area. Just kind of pops his head up, like, hey, where are you guys going or something? I don't know. I forget, I didn't hear what he said, but it was like people freaked out, obviously, like, hey, whoa, hey, what are you doing back there? Yes, I every day is an adventure. You never know where you're gonna go. Yeah. And then there's always the the bonsai buckaroos uh uh quote uh no matter where you go, there you are. Oh god, yeah. All right, so uh, I don't know. We're about ready to wrap it up. We've been in about an hour now, isn't it?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I think we've we did it, we put in our time today. I think we've tortured uh everybody in the studio.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, we've not we tortured them and we've we actually reached the mountaintop, though. We're actually watching videos without you know, without having to freak out and do weird stuff, and uh it's actually working. And they can now put this on their credit roll of why they're much better than all the other podcasters in South Florida because you can run video clips while you unlo un unlike other studios. You can run clips while you uh while you're calling us at 904-549-9024 and leaving us a comment as please give us something to talk about other than politics. It's just kidding. It's but it but it is the best show in town. I mean, you can't can't argue there's not much not much going on more entertaining than politics. Other than I I still I mean, if if Dana White or anybody is out there and make that Roseanne Bar Nick Fuentes debate happen, I will pay good money to see it. I'm sure millions of Americans would too. Oh, did you see um uh the Joe Rogan uh Norm McDonald show where they were talking about the the UFC event on uh July 4th? And and now that now they're all bitching about Mark Norman, not Norm McDonald. Oh yeah, yeah, sorry.
SPEAKER_08Rest in peace.
SPEAKER_11Right, right, yeah. But uh yeah, did you see now everybody's bitching about Joe Rogan? Because he's like, I don't think it's a good idea. Which is obvious.
SPEAKER_12I'm gonna be there, but I don't like it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I wouldn't want to be there either. That's just it, I mean, you know, yeah. Uh for the obvious reasons. I mean, you better have a you better have a titanium done over that fucking event. Uh but yeah. Yeah, so they're all pissed at him for saying that. I'm like, what are you crazy? I'd be I'd basically just say, fuck, you ain't going. Send an avatar, send a hologram, send a guy with my with my mask on or AI or something.
SPEAKER_12I send the guy that was on Kill Tony that was trying to impersonate her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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