Ep. 44 - The Slack Doctors Episode 44 Calls and Clips

The Docs take turns between voicemails and clips from this week. Is TPUSA playing 4d chess? Did Hillary ever need help destroying her reputation? And is Newsom going to  follow her? RFK Jr. thinks his uncle would approve of what Trump is doing (WTF).We watch a clip of Trump's "spiritual" advisor going full ham on stage. Dr. Chip sneaks in another jab at TSA. Druski is poised to steal Afroman's thunder. One of Dr. Bob's favorite Youtubers(Alex O'Connor) breaks down the history of scripture succinctly. Dr.Chip proposes a new call in game idea. Watch as Vance chuckles while confessing that aliens are demons, we are cooked. The Docs talk shop, clown blood, trains, and ramblings..

Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:15

All right, welcome to uh another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. And uh we are currently at war with Iran, about to put boots on the ground. Uh other than that, there's really not, you know, not a whole lot of stuff going on to talk about. We have a million clips and uh voicemails to uh watch and listen to. Did you have anything you wanted to uh to expand ex talk about before we get into the clips?

SPEAKER_06 0:44

Well, I mean, I do have just one quick thing, and I feel a little guilty because I totally hijacked the last episode. Oh does, which is the reason why which is the reason why we have so many clips and so many voicemails. But uh as I opened my email today to check some of the clips that you had sent and the look for the riverside invitation, uh, I noticed that I had some new ones in promotions too, so I popped over there and looked at them. And one of them was you know how when you visit any business uh nowadays, they always send you a uh a survey with you know how was your visit. So I actually got a survey sent to me from the hospital asking how was my visit. And I'm wondering if I should just you know copy the URL link for the episode and just post that, paste it back into the response and send it back to them.

SPEAKER_08 1:31

Uh yeah, that was that was a great episode though. I don't know I don't mind. You can you can hijack it anytime you want to do that. That was great.

SPEAKER_06 1:38

But yeah, other than that, no, I didn't really have anything to uh to add, but uh I think we were pretty comprehensive in the episode.

SPEAKER_08 1:45

One of the things I think there's a clip in there about it, but I'm not sure that I wanted to mention is that uh did you see where and the guy's name is Scott Bessant. I know I was having I was struggling with the guy's name on one of the episodes. I was called I kept calling him Bennett or whatever. But he's now announcing some deal where if you catch fraudsters, the people that defraud the federal government, you can get anywhere from ten to thirty percent of the fine that the government levies on them. So is it me or does it seem like I I'm g almost uh guaranteeing you that all the fraudsters are gonna get all that money. I mean, I just it doesn't seem any other way that it's gonna work out to me, even who else would you know? I don't know. That just doesn't seem like a uh a really good idea.

SPEAKER_06 2:35

In any way similar to the self-deportation, we'll pay you.

SPEAKER_08 2:39

Well, kind of. I I guess you could kind of think of it that way. You know, you guys turn yourselves in and we'll pay you. Yeah, that's just crazy. Anyway, I don't know. There's there's so many things to talk about, but there's so many clips and voicemails, so you might as well just kind of dive into it. Let's start out with a voicemail. All right.

SPEAKER_06 2:58

Give it one second here and we'll bring this up. Yeah, there are quite a few of them, too, I must say. Uh let's see. We can go all the way back to uh Thursday.

SPEAKER_08 3:10

I would just start with the most recent and go back. The most recent and go back? Okay. They may become irrelevant as we go on. All right, here we go. Okay, so at this point, it's so obvious that Erica Kirk and T B USA are lying. And I'm wondering if they're really just that stupid. Or if there isn't some dynamical plan here. Um because if you lie enough, they're never gonna they're never gonna call you to testify if they go, well, we'd like to call Erica Kirk to the fan, and everybody in the courtroom goes, Well, she's a complete liar.

SPEAKER_10 3:46

Doesn't that make anything they testify to inadmissible?

SPEAKER_08 3:52

Yeah, I was thinking about that. Is that 3D tress going on? Is that why they're just blatantly lying?

SPEAKER_06 3:57

It's quite possible, and here's the worst part, right? Or here's the part that makes it so that it really could be. We're dealing with Israel here, essentially, in the background.

SPEAKER_08 4:06

Yeah, and not proven, but yeah, it may be like that's that's a potentiality.

SPEAKER_06 4:09

Pretty good change. And again, I I bring up the whole pager thing. It's like if you can engage in that level of duplicity and planning and complexity, then Yeah, but I mean, do you understand the concept of what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_08 4:20

Is that they're let's just go like, look, just just keep doubling down on the lie, and that way they can't make you testify about anything, even though it's you know, don't apologize. You know, as you notice, I haven't heard Eric McKirk say anything.

SPEAKER_06 4:30

Yeah, you'd be publicly proven to be, you know, somebody that really couldn't be taken.

SPEAKER_08 4:35

Well, they already have. They already have. If you know it's already been proven, Andrew admitted it. Yes, we lied, you know, it happened.

SPEAKER_06 4:43

I mean, there have been court cases where people have tried to sue companies for, you know, claiming that the product is healthy or something, and then the court's like, Yeah, but everybody knows that everybody lies about their advertising, so you should have known better.

SPEAKER_08 4:55

Like it it it's similar to that, but and and you know, there it there's a plausible excuse. I mean, they could kind of go, uh, you know, listen, we didn't want to we didn't want to let that out because you know, we didn't want to uh implicate anything or this, you know, they could make up some reasons that you know aren't completely batshit crazy that people go, okay, well at least we can understand it now, but they're not saying nothing. You know, which is I don't know, the whole thing's so crazy. All right, anyway, so let's on the lighter side. I got a great little uh little clip to get in here with you.

SPEAKER_06 5:29

And uh we're gonna pop back and forth.

SPEAKER_08 5:31

I want to do some more. Had you seen that clip yet?

SPEAKER_06 5:43

Uh only what only because you sent it to me.

SPEAKER_08 5:47

Uh so here's the here's the brilliance of that clip. So I'm sure we have the something about the Drewski and Erica Kirk thing in here already, but that's you know, obviously people are are making all kinds of comments of like, you know, is this Drusky or you know, stuff like that. It's because it's so, you know, obviously similar to the to the parody that he did. But just think of the if this actually goes to court, like you know, supposedly Erica Kirk's gonna assume, yada yada yada, he can just go, what are you talking about? I was parodying her. You know, what if why does Erica Kirk think everything's got to revolve around her? Right, and what isn't about her?

SPEAKER_06 6:23

The footage of this, the one you just showed. What you know, what just did it? It just happened. It just happened the other day. That person, okay, because that person may have been inspired by either the Drewski parody or Erica Kirk herself. Well, if you know, it's just how like they all, you know, a group of they all start to have the same haircut, they start to wear the same, you know, it's like showing you. So you're saying subliminally.

SPEAKER_08 6:43

Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I was gonna say, because that chick definitely could not be saying she was inspired by Erica Kirk or she'd be in big trouble. That was at like the Yeah, yeah, no. No, she wouldn't have said it. It just kind of happens. Yeah, it's crazy, crazy. Anyway, all right, go back, let's get another voicemail then.

SPEAKER_06 7:01

All right, here's the second most recent one. All right, I just got a comment on the latest Drewski, Erica Kirk uh ordeal.

SPEAKER_08 7:10

Um, now Erica Kirk is complaining that her daughter saw Drewski on the internet and thought it was her. Okay, first of all. You know, she's all right.

SPEAKER_06 7:21

I gotta pause. First of all, if she thought that was really mommy on TV, what does Erica look like in the morning before she puts her makeup on? What has this kid seen? All right.

SPEAKER_08 7:36

Now she's telling us that she left her three or four-year-old daughter browse the internet. Uh is that really a good idea? I wonder if Charlie would approve.

SPEAKER_06 7:48

All right. As far as her not being a stay-at-home mom, one solid argument for that could be that, you know, she can't stay at home now because dad's not at work, not to be harsh, but well, that's true, but still at the same time, it's like, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_08 8:02

And, you know, and the other thing is really, are you gonna try and tell everybody you just let your three or four-year-old just go around on the internet? Are you are you watching the internet with her and this is like your parental discretion? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 8:15

It'd be pretty easy to stumble across it even with a little bit of guidance. The internet is the devil. I I think back to what the things I was watching when I was three or four, and it was Sesame Street, an electric company, you know what I mean, and Mr. Rogers. Uh you know, and uh H and R.

SPEAKER_08 8:29

Puffin stuff.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

Yeah. Although at the same time on Saturday mornings it was Looney Tunes, you know. Right. So Sesame Street was teaching me how to be kind and golden rule and all that, and then Bugs was teaching me how to, you know, be vicious and merciless and get your revenge immediately.

SPEAKER_08 8:48

My go-to was uh Johnny Quest, which makes the venture brothers all that much funnier.

SPEAKER_06 8:53

Right, right. Anyway, remember when they uh when adult swim like re did C Lab 2021? They use a lot of footage from the old C Lab. Oh, that's that's some funny stuff. Extremely funny.

SPEAKER_08 9:04

Which one was that? That doesn't underwater like sub, right? Huh? That's not the one with the subject.

SPEAKER_06 9:10

It's like an under it's like an underwater research station. I don't remember that show.

SPEAKER_08 9:16

Oh, well, yeah. I'll I'll I'll turn you on to that next time I'm on there. Yeah, that I'm drawing a blank on that one. All right, let's see what other clips we got here. I want you to tell me what the hell is this guy saying? I just don't even understand. Anyway, listen to him and see if you can tell me what the hell he's talking about.

SPEAKER_10 9:37

So in 1993, everybody looked around. Roger Ayles said, Who's the threat? Not Bill Clinton, he's already won. Let's spend billions of dollars destroying her. This guy was supposed to run for president, 51% of the people have a negative opinion of her. Where's the threat? Threat's California. California's the fourth largest economy in the world if you take it out of the United States. It's got agriculture, defense spending, Hollywood, the exportation of our culture, Silicon Valley, AI. California is one of the most beautiful places in the world, and it's one of the most well-rounded economies. So let's spend billions of dollars destroying the narrative around California. It's got Orange Groves and Walt Disney, a major league sport. It's got everything. But let's destroy California because a politician coming out of California from the left could beat us on the right. And so Newsom has an image problem the way Hillary Clinton had an image problem. And the right is very well organized. Dave stayed on this for two or three decades. Gavin, you got to beat that back, and you got to calm people down like AOC and Mondani. And you got to say, guys, I got really bad news for you. The culture's not ready for you guys. So if you want to win, let me get the nomination, and I'll browbeat Rubio or Vance or you pick the Republican into submission because these cowards link themselves to Donald J. Trump.

SPEAKER_08 10:55

What the hell is he talking about?

SPEAKER_06 11:01

Essentially, he's trying to say that the entire reason Hillary Clinton was unpopular was because of a decades-long multi-billion dollar smear campaign against her, which look, I'm both sides definitely smear each other, but you know, she's a shady bitch. But what's the greater point?

SPEAKER_08 11:23

That was like a two-minute or minute rant of like I come away from it going, like, what's the point? What's he trying to say? I don't get it. He's he's trying to push Newsom for president.

SPEAKER_06 11:34

Oh, okay. That's what he's trying to say. You think that's it? I think the reason he's trying to say the reason Newsom has this bad reputation is the same reason Hillary had it, which is not the same reason, although it's a very good thing. This guy worked for Trump and I know it was.

SPEAKER_08 11:47

Right, right. Now, and I know he worked for Trump, but and he's a disgruntled Trumpster, but I mean, now all of a sudden he's a hardcore Democrat. I don't get it. Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 12:01

All these every one of these fuckers, it's whatever side of your bread gets buttered. They don't care. But I mean, did you notice?

SPEAKER_08 12:07

Do you notice he also he also took like talks around in circles and brings in ext extraneous shit that just can conflates the issues and confuses people? Like, who cares about the orange groves and the what the hell has that got to do with anything? He's just like Trump. He said, you know, he's like says 8,000 things. It's only three words.

SPEAKER_06 12:27

If his only point is that, you know, most of California is great, and they you know, the news or the the right has highlighted and picked out the homelessness in these cities and bosses. Yeah, the same can be said of everywhere. Yeah, you know, exactly. Like exactly New Jersey is not Jersey Shore and the Sopranos. Most of it is beautiful rolling countryside and hills, you know. All of Florida is not people getting shot in Daytona Beach, Jacksonville, and Miami. Like the whole center of the state is dairy and cattle and farms and orange groves. Although, yeah, exactly. Everything is, you know. Yeah, yeah. Pennsylvania is not all Pittsburgh and Philly. It's of yeah. Yeah. All right, let's get a voicemail.

SPEAKER_08 13:07

I sit here and watch RFK Jr. say if my father and uncle were around today, they would be making the exact same choices as President Trump. I find that really ironic with your your uncle, they didn't hit. So uh yeah, he's got a lot more opportunities. You know, and for him to say this, now that we know that Israel killed his his uncle and probably killed his dad, uh, I just find that just amazing. It is. I've seen, I'm pretty sure it was on Joe Rogan when RFK Jr. was on there, and he explained that Sirhan Sirhan did not kill his father, and he's pretty sure it was Mossad or CIA or whatever. They're exactly the same, they're the same exorg organization, and now he's trying to. I mean, come on, man.

SPEAKER_06 13:56

What did we what did I just say about the last clip, and we were just talking about when these guys flip from one side to the other? Can you pick a better example of a swing than this guy?

SPEAKER_08 14:05

Just to poor people that killed your father. That's insane. But I don't know. Hey, man. I mean, it's I think Davidson, Pete Davidson went to Riyadh and performed, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 14:15

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:16

Well, I was gonna bring up the example of like the old royal families where you know they intermarry and then they kill each other, and yeah, yeah. So I don't know, I guess, but good lord, to sit there and watch them say that. It's like these people killed your father, your uncle. What anyway, all right. Let's see what this is this chick. This is great. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:37

And the Lord says he threats you stupidly.

SPEAKER_08 15:05

Yeah, this chick is that's too uh that's too our president. That's the craziest thing about everything political nowadays. Every one of these not one politician in the headlines is going, hey, listen, maybe we should stop equating church and state. You know, maybe we should take a little, you know, not not say we're going in there because, you know, to start the Armageddon and you know, the rapture and that kind of shit.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

Yeah, you know, that'd be a really good idea to not base global foreign international policy on shit that was written in a book thousands of years ago. We have an I actually have a great clip about that later. I'm all for that change. Yeah, it shocking me. And I've mentioned this before. You can't get elected as a you know an outspoken atheist. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah, you sent a couple of clips uh that were you know, atheists talking about. And what's funny is that I know both both of those guys talking. I've seen hundreds of their videos. I know their YouTube channels very well. One of them was Matt Dillahunty, and one of them was Alex O'Connor. And Alex O'Connor is either I think his channel is called Cosmic Skeptic. It's either that or Rationality Rules. I don't know who that is. But yeah, no, these these guys are are huge on the YouTube atheism scene, sort of taking over for Christopher Hitchens.

SPEAKER_08 16:30

Uh oh yeah, Tim Dillon. He's about the only one. He's he's an atheist, right? I believe so. Yeah, he's one of the only, even the podcasters I'm saying, like, you know, Dave Smith, Joe Rogan, uh Dave Schultz, uh, you know, everybody else is making some kind of, you know, Josh Shapiro, Dave Le Dave Rubin, and you know, everybody else has got some kind of.

SPEAKER_06 16:51

Jordan Peterson is supposedly Christian now. And what's funny is that if you watch him in interviews where he talks about it, he absolutely comes out and says that he is culturally Christian. Yeah, he kind of is keeping the like he he does not, he's not a Christian. He doesn't get a resurrection, he doesn't believe in any of that. He's not yeah, he's just using that as like, well, I would rather have this than than Islamism or any other form, and you know, and I think it's a good framework, and most of Western society is built on it, and you know, all the literature references and so many great works of art, and you know, everything that's been that's stemmed from it. Okay, that's one argument for it, but that's not religious.

SPEAKER_08 17:35

No, he got his he can't really claim that. He got his ass kicked on that little uh debate show where they sit around in a circle. You ever seen that? And there's what they sit there and then they hit a ring a bell and they all run for the for the chair to see who gets to debate them. It's kind of like a duck duck duke goose kind of debate show kind of thing. It's actually pretty uh interesting because they can the people that are debating can get voted off by the people sitting around. It it's an interesting show, actually. But you should check it out. I'll I'll send you a link or something, but yeah. All right, so whose turn is it?

SPEAKER_06 18:06

Uh we just watch something or listen to it. Yeah, we just watched. I think we just watched the great video. All right. We'll go back to check the very next one of our, which I believe will be the fourth recent. Indeed, it is.

SPEAKER_08 18:37

Wait, can you read the transcript? I couldn't really understand what the hell I was saying.

SPEAKER_06 18:41

Yeah, that uh Trump signed an executive order to fund the TSA. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:45

So yeah, he's out, he's out socializing the Democrats. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that was pretty much.

SPEAKER_06 18:52

I'm glad you left that message, though, because it's starting to become a running gag when I when I write out the descriptions for the show. Um, I'm not sure if there's been an episode in the last four where you haven't gone on a partial or somewhat rant on TSA. TSA now I mean so somewhere in the description it's Dr. Chip.

SPEAKER_08 19:12

Once again, uh you know, subsequent my favorite TSA. Hey, you know, I'm I I you'll never find a three-letter agency I just don't love. If you if you're catching my sarcasm. Anyway, all right, let's see what else we got here. I think this next one is about uh oh yeah, and this isn't even a video. This is just uh you can see this, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is just a show that it's so funny that he they've now they've got this uh, I guess JD Vance and Nick Nick Sorley, sorley or something like that, or whatever his name is, of are are heading up some new fraud division to look for more fraud like this Scott Besson guy is pushing? Well, if you notice, Trump's been just like pardoning fraudsters left and right. So I'm like, is this like those things where you go to hunt and then they let out the the, you know, they let the pigs out right in front of you, like, hey, the pigs are gonna be right here when they come walking by. That's where you shoot them, right? Is this what we're watching? Is this they're just letting out all these fraudsters and then going, hey, go go bust those guys? I mean, how does this and the bounty on them too? Yes. All right, I just saw suggesting that Eric Kirk is going to zoo Drusky. Yeah, yeah, we can't. Which will be pretty hilarious watching her prove that he was imitating her, first of all. And uh second of all, um Afroman, uh his hit was a long time ago, man. He's trying to make a comeback. Let him bask in the in the spotlight a little longer before you make this the most hilarious courthouse courthouse appearance I've ever seen in my life. Let Afro Man have his glory for a little longer. Yeah, if she actually is stupid enough to sue Drusky, it's gonna make the Afro Man court court drama comedy look like you know, nothing. This will be hilarious if she's stupid enough to do it.

SPEAKER_06 21:03

And like I said nothing stays in the news cycle very long anymore.

SPEAKER_08 21:07

Well, if it goes to court, it'll be back in the news cycle, I guarantee you. And um I we didn't we didn't catch last when I was talking last episode when it wasn't didn't get on record who I thought should be the the defense counsel, did it? You should get Tim Dylan to be the defense. How do you think you you know oh it would be hilarious? It'd be hilarious. I I I I wish I could do a Tim Dillon imitation, but I I really can't. So it's not bad. I can't. I don't think it's very good. Well, you gotta have the giant square sunglasses on. Well, they don't have to be square. He uses all kinds of different crazy sunglasses, if you ever notice. He has a different pair every episode sometimes.

SPEAKER_06 21:48

You think he just gets all geeked up before every episode, and that's why he wears the sunglasses, so he could just talk about a minute and maybe.

SPEAKER_08 21:56

I mean, he does No, that's dope. He does other stuff without. Like, you know, when he goes on the the uh uh other podcasts and stuff, I don't think he wears a sunglasses. I think that's just like a signature thing for his show or something like that. Maybe. All right, let's see. This is I wanted to I think this is a good one right here. I wanted to see this one. Yeah, this one's good. This is a this is another religion one. You're gonna love this. Yeah, this is Alex, this is Alex O'Connor.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Oh, okay. Really hanging on every word that Jesus said. Okay. You guys are listening very carefully to what I'm saying, right? You paying attention? Yeah. Can any of you recite, excluding this one, the last sentence that I just said? You can't remember the words that I said to you 20 seconds ago, but I'm expected to believe that the New Testament authors who were writing at best decades after the death of Jesus could remember his exact words and write them down accurately in a language that he wasn't speaking? In a language that he wasn't speaking as well. No way, no.

SPEAKER_08 22:58

So, you know, i it's it's just so silly to anybody that says, oh, I take every word of the Bible as literal, I mean, you gotta be you gotta be crazy. I mean, first of all, how about how about all the books of the Bible that are in the Bible, like the book of Enoch and the other stuff? Do you think that's literal as well? Or who do you think decided what was the literal word of God? It was a guy. It was a guy just like you and me. It wasn't God. You know, you can say written written by some guys, edited by other guys.

SPEAKER_06 23:31

Yeah, I mean you other guys decided what made it in and what didn't. And then it got translated, or actually got translated before that. But yeah, it it's the worst game of telephone ever.

SPEAKER_08 23:41

Here's the part I'll buy. I'll I'll give you, I'll grant you, religious people, somebody wrote some shit down that was inspired by God. Because I've seen it happen. I'm a musician, I've seen jaw flow through people, and and I've I know it happens. But after that, it's first of all, that's not in a language anybody speaks anymore. Some guys got together and decided exactly which parts and which, you know, it's it's not the word of it's the word of man. It's the word of man telling you what he thinks God says. That's it. It's not the word of God. It's just so uh incredibly ridiculous that people would even say that. But I mean the whole the whole voodoo concept, you know, look, you the first thing yeah, I and there are tons of people that I respect that are highly religious, and like, look, if you want to think that, that's great, that's fine. But at some point, you had to suspend critical thinking, reality. And the fact that you're able to do that for whatever reason tells me something, you know? And it just there's really literally just after that point varying of degrees. Are you like, okay, I'm religious, but I don't believe all that crazy shit. Okay, great. We can we can, you know, we can be on the same level of but if you're gonna come up to me and me and say, oh, well Jesus said that okay, have a nice day. I've been I thought we had a great conversation here. Now uh get the hell away from me. So yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:08

Anyway. 99.99, whatever percent of of what determines whether you're a religious person boils down to two simple things. Where are you born and are your parents religious? Yeah, yeah. You've said that. Where were you born? The dominant religion, that's what you get. Your parents either give it to you or they don't. The people that confuse me the most are grown adults who grew up somewhat secular or non-religious, who then find religion as adults and then embrace it wholeheartedly. Um, I can understand if you've been indoctrinated as a child and if you were brought up and you have you know warm affinity for maybe just the smell of the church or you know being around people of a like mind or wanting to be in a group, all those reasons I can understand, but then to just as an adult to swallow the hook and believe in some magic.

SPEAKER_08 25:58

And don't forget it. Don't forget our friend Charlie Boyd or uh or Abdullah Safala, who not only reinforces but contradicts everything you just said. Okay, I think we're gonna start a new game show. Uh the Slack doctor will now pay five hundred dollars to anyone that wants to call into the show and correctly, incorrectly two out of three times in a row, seeing the face, distinguish just by voice alone, they're listening to Hammer and Shapiro. I contend I don't know if they're the same person, but their voices are exactly the same. You know, it's so funny because I noticed this because, for whatever reason, you know, something was playing in my living room or whatever. But I was in the bathroom and all of a sudden I heard this voice, and I'm like, oh, that's that gem, the fucking stupid Josh Shapiro guy. And I walked around the corner, it was that Josh Hammer guy, or Ben Shapiro rather. And I was like, oh shit, they sound exactly the same.

SPEAKER_06 27:11

I think we should offer the same bounty for anybody that can do the same experiment, only the two people we should use would be Larry David and Bernie Sanders.

SPEAKER_08 27:21

That's a good one, too. That's a good one. Who actually are related.

SPEAKER_06 27:25

Yeah, yeah. You ever watched that DNA show with that uh I forget the guy's name, the black uh older black guy with a beard that hosted show Gates last night be Gates. The name of the show would have to be like a biological tree. Right. Yeah, they're like second cousins or third cousins or something there.

SPEAKER_08 27:41

Name of the game show would basically be which guy is it? Speaking of which, I came up with a name for our school because I'm sure there's some school clips coming up soon, but I think we should call our school the Wayward School for uh for lost anarchists or for young anarchists or something like that with that, whatever. All right, let's see what I got going on here.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

So CPAC removed me after that post went viral because they're scared, not but of the truth getting out. Because what I said were my thoughts, my convictions, and nobody else's. I didn't speak for a group, I spoke for myself based on what I guess. I stand for truth, I stand for what this movement is supposed to represent. America first and faith. But what I saw now, you got a conference claiming to be conservative with conservative values, and you're platforming people tied to defending a known pedophile, Steve Bannon. You got voices saying Christ is king is offensive, Ted Cruz, and nobody checks it. And then you bring RFK Jr. onto the stage into a conservative conference, a man who supports late-term abortions, gun control, and reparations. Make that make sense because you're not America First. That's not standing on Christian values, that's compromise. My soul's not for sale, and I do not compromise when it comes to the truth. You can call me whatever you want. I don't care. I didn't walk away because I didn't get something like you said. I walked away because I refuse to sit in something that's lost its damn direction and that it hasn't. I'm not here for VIP rooms, I'm not here for access or proximity to power. I don't give a shit. I'm here for the truth, and I'm not selling my values to stay in good standing with anyone. You see, I hurt your reputation. No, I didn't I didn't hurt your reputation. You chose to put those people on stage. I just refuse to stay silent about it. And let's be real, I'm not alone. Go look at social media. People are seeing it. We're clearly seeing this very differently. But I'll say this I'll pray for you that you find your way back because this movement doesn't need more people chasing clout, it needs more people willing to stand when it actually costs something.

SPEAKER_08 29:53

Okay. This is such perfect timing since we just talked about this guy says he won't compromise from the truth, yet he's very religious. So it's like you see there's a directory.

SPEAKER_06 30:09

But overall, I like the guy. Well, they're not.

SPEAKER_08 30:17

Here's the thing, they're not they're not correct because this guy is no longer MAGA. So, yes, by definition, if you're MAGA, that's that poll is actually absolutely correct. Everybody in MAGA supports Donald Trump. That's the definition of being in MAGA. So, yeah, of course it's on, yeah, it's so crazy. All right, anyway, it's your turn. So there's an aspect to this Bridget Macron is a guy uh story that I don't think is getting quite enough uh discussion. I'm sure it's been brought up, but aren't the French the ones that are like really acceptive of uh, you know, like uh gay people and OGBTQ and transsexuals and gender fluidity and all that stuff? I thought they were all full with that. Why is she so upset anybody thinks she's a man? What's the big deal? Why not just say you can think what you want? Why does it upset her so much? Uh, you know, if they're so accepting to these concepts, why is it such a big deal to her? Why not just go, okay, think what you want to think? Because it doesn't matter, right? Wouldn't you think that would be their approach? But apparently not. All right. I don't even know if that needs any discussion. That seems pretty self-explanatory. It's like, you know, yeah, what's up with the French? I thought should wouldn't they be, you know, so what if she's a man? Right with that.

SPEAKER_06 31:45

Is there big issues just because it's uh deceptive? Because she's a big thing. I don't know. That's about it again.

SPEAKER_08 31:50

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 31:50

Because you're clearly right about their acceptance, over acceptance, one might say. I don't understand. They let Roman Polanski live there for a pretty long time.

SPEAKER_08 32:00

That's what I you know, that's what doesn't make the the outrage seem to prove the point, because otherwise, you know, like if you want to say I was born a woman and you know, accuse me of that, I'll be like, okay, so what? If you want to think that, that's fine. I don't I don't care. What difference does it make to me? I mean, you know, that's what uh that's one aspect of that I just never really understood. It's like, who cares? Just either say, okay, I'm not, or you're you know, why sue somebody uh anyway? You're gonna release all the UFO files.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Uh we're working on it. Funny, I came in and I was obsessed with the UFO files, and then I started getting really busy worrying about the economy and national security and things like that. But I've still I've still got three more years as vice president. I will get to the bottom of the UFO files. Have you peaked? Have you done a peak? Have I what? Have you done a peak? I actually have. I have a low independence today, and I I have I have I have not spent enough time on this to fully understand it. I'm going to trust with this. I've already had a couple of right. We're going to Area 51. We're going out to New Mexico. We're just going to get to the bottom of this, and then the timing of the trip just to work out. But trust me, anybody who's curious about this, I'm more curious than anybody, and I've got three years of the very very tippy top of the classification. I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Okay, so you haven't been to Area 51 yet. Not yet. Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. Hang right team. Hang right team, right? I know I've heard that as well, but I don't know. I haven't looked into it yet.

unknown 33:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 33:32

Alright, alright. Well, we're waiting for it. We saw aliens. We saw aliens.gov.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

I don't think they're I don't think they're aliens. I think they're demons anyway, but that's a longer discussion. Well, I can't let you go without at all.

SPEAKER_06 33:43

Yeah, yeah. That's a good place to pause it. First of all, his his disarming chuckle, his attempt to make levity and make light of anything that's said to him, the way he tries to. Oh look, you know. Yeah, and then what a great place to stop it. Again, this fusion of of religion and and government, you know, I think they're demons.

SPEAKER_08 34:08

There we go. Yeah, and here's the thing I want to know is I can't wait till I get we gotta get that reversed engineered demon tech. Oh yeah. What kind of what kind of technology do these demons have? We gotta figure it out and use it for ourselves. Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. It was like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_06 34:26

They all have portal guns.

SPEAKER_08 34:28

Yeah, that's crazy. Alright, I got too many of these damn. Alright, play a play a a voicemail while I get rid of some of these windows.

SPEAKER_06 34:39

Alright, we're probably getting close to the end of the voicemails. We've we've run through quite a few of them. Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_08 35:29

Come on, man. That's pretty self-explanatory, I'd say.

SPEAKER_06 35:37

Yeah. I apologize for that. I don't know if you guys guys can pick up that weird squealing sound of the thing. Yeah, what is that? It is it's probably driving Dean crazy. My uh I think my refrigerator is dying. That's your refrigerator? Yeah, yeah. Or your house is haunted. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_08 35:52

I thought it was a bird outside or something.

SPEAKER_06 35:55

No, oh the first time it happened was like I would say three days ago, and I probably should have called him Friday because now the weekend is gone, you know, and it's probably much worse. But yeah, I I thought there was like an animal in my house in the apartment somewhere.

SPEAKER_05 36:08

What is like the motor going bad in it? Or is that what squealing is? I don't know. That's weird.

SPEAKER_06 36:15

I don't know. All right, so maybe the whole thing is gonna blow up, could be gas. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

Fighting at a time where uh we were about to enter as Christians the most important week of the Christian calendar, the holy week that celebrates the return of Jesus Christ to Jerusalem. And so I want to say to all of my uh fellow American Christians, but particularly those serving in the Gulf, that I wish you all a very blessed Easter. Can you pause and we continue?

SPEAKER_06 36:43

That's about it anyway. So Well, you know, this being a very important week and blessing the troops and anything, come you know. Really? Did we not kill their their Ayatollah during Ramadan?

SPEAKER_08 36:55

Like not only that, you see who he's sitting next to you, right? Uh was that Thiel? No, that's that's Besson. That's the Scott Besson guy who is openly gay. But Peter Thiel, also the guy that invented JD Vance, openly gay. So my question is, are Christians now good with gay people? What happened to, you know, God God hates gays? I guess they love them now. Because they're they're they're flooded the Republican Party. You got Mike Johnson, Gor Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley. Uh you could go on and on. And that's all, you know, those are the only openly gay ones. You know, there are two.

SPEAKER_06 37:36

Well, you do remember, you do remember the headline from some years ago uh where the RNC, the Republican National Convention, met at uh Tampa and it crashed the grinder app in the area. There's so many, so many guys trying to hook up. I remember the whole thing down. So, you know. Yeah, this is another, it's oddly, it's another uh reference to Bill Mayer, but it's a short one here.

SPEAKER_08 38:02

I just watched Bill Mayer tell some uh Gen Zers on his show uh on his podcast, Elyogans, the Cuban kid that walked on the shore uh of Florida in 2000. Gen Z is screwed with idiots like that talking to him.

SPEAKER_06 38:24

All right. First of all, the kid's name was Alien, not Elizabeth. Well, that's my fault. That's my fault. Yeah, yeah, that's your fault. No, but yeah, he was picked up uh by fishermen.

SPEAKER_08 38:33

Yeah, he didn't want and not I'm pretty sure Bush wasn't president when it happened. It's like, come on, man. And and look, I I love the way Hate Watch Bill Mayer. Because like every once in a while he's right, but most of the time I'm like, what a freaking moron, especially on his stance on Israel. It's just so incredibly insane.

SPEAKER_06 38:52

It's funny you bring up Hate Watch too, because Hate Watch really is, you know, it's all about clicks, views, it's all about exposure.

SPEAKER_08 38:57

Oh, that's so fun.

SPEAKER_06 38:58

I was talking to my cousin or somebody the other day, and she was like, you know, do you get a lot of views? You get a lot of I'm like, no, you know, most and most of our comments are from friends of the show, not in the way Tim Dillon means it, but actual friends of the show, right? Or uh people that work with us and whatnot. I said, although we did get one comment on one of our shorts, it was definitely not anybody we knew, and it was just I think it was just one word, idiots. Yeah. Uh it's fine that we're both idiots. And she's like, Oh, how did you know, would that make you mad? I said, No, it made me laugh. I said, Did it make me laugh? But I I wish there were a million more people just like her or him. You should have responded to hated us and wanted us to be idiots and hate watches. Please watch every second, you know, and nitpick every stupid thing that we say. I would love it. And make a comment about it.

SPEAKER_08 39:44

You should have thanked her. You should have responded. Thank you. Thank you. What's funny? I just got into some somebody on X today about I I I, you know, that's one thing I don't like about X. You can make a comment about something, and then they comment back, and it's almost impossible to find out what the first comment was. So you either have to remember or try to figure it out. So anyway, so I got into a debate with somebody. Uh now I don't even remember what that what the original comment was even about, but they were like, oh, you're a complete idiot, you're stupid, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then so I responded and said, Hey, if you really want to see stupid, watch this and you know, put a link to the podcast. And then they responded with, oh, I might actually watch this. You're so stupid, or something like that. And I said, and I responded with uh, well, hate watches is still a view. Thanks very much. And then they blocked me. Well, that's that they they they sent a message first. Well, that's too much. Now I'm going to block you. Like, what? That was the thing to watch it. That was the thing that makes me you block me, though. That's that I thought that was pretty funny. But all right, let me do uh one more clip here, and then we'll probably have to wrap it up. It's about that time. But I wanted to make sure I got this clip in because this one I sent a while ago and it was pretty funny. Hold on, I gotta stop it. Another another example of completely, completely rational religious people. Here we go.

SPEAKER_00 41:04

Who passed a dis who church this is?

SPEAKER_08 41:15

This is the guy. Watch this guy. Why are they jumping on stuff? But anyway, that's enough of that. Right. So you can't comment. Wait, wait, wait. I want to answer the guy's question first. Give me a second. Clearly, this is the church of parkour.

SPEAKER_06 41:59

That's one way to look at it. I was gonna first I was gonna compare him to the the great Cleophys Jones, which he's not, you know, he isn't one. Wasn't that James Brown's character's name in Blues Brothers? You need to go to church. Your church boy. Oh god, sworn it was Cleophys. But secondly, um, I think he took a great amount of inspiration from the talking heads, uh, because I've seen a David some David Byrne songs where the whole band is doing that marching in place thing and then he runs circles around the stage and then runs back out to the front.

SPEAKER_08 42:29

I I would I would say that was probably a fan. I would say it's probably the reverse. I'd say he's probably mocking that exact thing, David Byrne. But yeah, at least there's no snakes. They're not drinking bleach. Yeah, this is a religious heavy episode, isn't it? Well, we'd have to and I'm always happy to delve into it because you know it gets me fired up. Yeah, exactly. That's your topic. Your topic is the religion, mine is the drug war. That's that's definitely our number one topics. Yeah, look, and also obviously TSA, but again, three-letter agencies in general. Yeah, yeah, same thing. All right, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:02

It's all TSA has the uh misfortune of being in the news, so they're fresh.

SPEAKER_08 43:06

Exactly, exactly. And one thing we haven't mentioned all episode is 954-549-9024. Please give us a call so we can hear somebody else. Oh, did I fuck it up again? God damn it. I hate when I do that. My bad.

SPEAKER_06 43:26

I don't know if your if your buddy Carl knows or if you've mentioned to him, but shout out to Dean for posting his number. I hope we can get him a little bit of business.

SPEAKER_08 43:34

Yeah. Oh, I'm sure it will. I guarantee you it probably will. At least the people that know, you know, know us or know me, you know, probably live around the guy. And but uh I didn't even look, did we don't have any like recent comments on any of the episodes or shorts or anything, do we? I didn't even look. No, I just checked. Okay, good, good, good. All right, so somebody please call and leave a leave a message so we can hear someone else's voice on that standard voice.

SPEAKER_06 43:57

If nothing else, you know, if you want to try to win that five hundred Our bucks will uh get those voices.

SPEAKER_08 44:02

Yeah, we gotta figure out how to do that. Like, yeah, I here here's here's the first clip. Who do you think that is? Here's the second clip. Yeah, it'll be great.

SPEAKER_06 44:10

So, Dean, you know, we can leave this in the show too, because it there might be a little content involved. The reason I was asking you about paying to host with Riverside and whatnot is um my my family, my sister, my niece, and myself, especially, and sadly my brother who's gone now, even though he didn't grow up with us, but we all have what I can only call clown blood. It's this extremely dark, twisted, weird humor that only, you know, and every family has their version of this. I'm not saying we're unique or anything, but for years I've thought some of the conversations I've had with my sister and my niece, impromptu, some of the funniest shit that I've ever I've laughed so hard. So I talked to my sister about this and she's down for it. So I was gonna maybe try to figure out how to do a production on Riverside, do a separate little thing with her, and then we can use it in the show just to show you know the level of idiocy that that runs rampant through Dr. Bob's family.

SPEAKER_08 45:03

Do you have to pay for Zoom? Is that like the same subscription service or something? Is that how that works?

SPEAKER_06 45:09

Yeah, if you want to probably if you want to host it, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 45:12

You you can do it uh on a limited basis, I believe, for like uh 20 minutes or 30 minute interviews. Interesting do without paying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 45:23

Speaking of which, today the the weather's not so great, so I had to drive down here. And I actually went to Enterprise before I drove down here and investigated renting a car, but it's just way too expensive. And the thing that really makes it too expensive is the fact that I'm self-insured. Because I would have to I ain't I ain't I ain't paying for some idiot hitting their car that doesn't have insurance, so I would have to pay for their insurance, and that makes it like 80 bucks. Then I'm like, nah, I'm not gonna pay 80 bucks. It's only cost 20 bucks a car to drive down. Or is it too far west? I don't think it's yeah, I don't know. I don't yeah, I don't even know where does tri rail even stop down here. I don't think it's anywhere near the. We're for far too far west, is what he's saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's east and it's it's far south of here, too, isn't it? It's like in the heart of Lauderdale, and we're in Coral Springs, it's not quite Lauderdale. Well, it goes all the way up to West Palm. I mean Yeah. Right. So I would have to drive up to West Palm to get it to come down here and then find some way to out west. So Lane, there might not be a tri-rail station. Oh, there's definitely not. Well, oh, wait a minute. I'm thinking of Bright Line. Yeah, yeah. Oh, TriRail stuff. Sure, but TriRail would take a look at the rides the same rails. Yeah, and and would take forever and it'd still be way too far east. So yeah. No, I was just I was thinking I was thinking if if you know, I I'd see the trucks driving around with a 1995 for a day, and I'm like, if I could do that, it'd be, you know, even if it was a couple of even if it was like 40 bucks, it would still be worth it, but 80, not so much, you know. I mean, I'm spending probably about 20 bucks in gas driving down here, maybe a little less. And you know, wear and tear, obviously, on the car, but I can also smoke out in my Jeep. So I'm sure I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to smoke in a rental car. They'd probably go insane. So yeah, it's just now I I checked it out, it ain't worth it. Oh, and also another uh update on a later episode. I did finally get a toll bill. About a month worth of doing the sawgrass is about 13 bucks. But well, not a month worth, but doing twice a week, two times there and you know, back in a little small section, but it's like 13 bucks. So eight eight trips. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that's about right. And now on the way back, I've been starting that not on the way here because it doesn't really count, it doesn't really pay off, but on the way back, I've been hitting the express lane. A lot of times when the traffic's bad, it's like 50 cents, fuck this.

SPEAKER_09 47:50

You know.

SPEAKER_08 47:51

The problem is, I'm actually gonna try today. The problem is if if I go back on uh sawgrass and 10th and then get on 95, there isn't a way to get in the express lane for like two or three exits. It's like forever until you even could get on it. So I think today I'm gonna go back on sample and get on 95. Even that'll take it takes a long time, and I've done it a million times because I used to play a million gigs on sample, but there's a million lights between here and freaking 95. So that's the only really downfall of that. But uh, but I'm gonna check it out and see if I could do that and then just get on the express lane.

SPEAKER_05 48:25

So you don't use the turnpike?

SPEAKER_08 48:28

No, no. Well, I live east of 90 east of 95 anyway, so yeah, it's a waste of money, waste of time. And then I have to get off at like Lake Worth, and yeah, it's not not even not even worth it. All right, guys. I guess we'll wrap this one up. We'll see you next time. Like, subscribe, comment, do all that stuff. You got anything else there, uh, Dr. Ron? Dr. Bomb?

SPEAKER_06 48:48

No, no, except for 904-549-9024. The correct number. Thank you, sir. We'll see you guys. Thanks, guys.