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Ep. 45 - The Slack Doctors Episode 45 We gots the Bots

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We talk about Joe Rogan gaslighting Theo Von. Is Rogan compromised now? We illustrate that X is full of bots by analyzing our YouTube views from the Charlie Kirk episode. The Docs examine the bullet theories after inconclusive results were revealed by the F.B.I. When did writing on bullets become so in fashion? The Docs discuss ethanol and the nature of subsidies. Why does the Department of War sound like a def poetry jam? Dr. Chip baits Dr. Bob with a clip and gets the rant he's after. Ozempic is just chemical Buddhism. Won't anyone help the gays of Hormuz? Did your parents lie to you growing up? 

SPEAKER_03

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are back with another groundbreaking episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. Okay, so in this episode, we will be doing numerous victory laps. But before that, I'd like to I a lot of the stuff we're talking about is going to be in some voicemails, but we'll wait till we get to that section of the show. But there's a few things I wanted to talk about before that. Did you happen to see the uh Joe Rogan Theo Vaughn podcast, Dr. Baum? No, no. It was pretty interesting. Not really. I didn't really find it that interesting when I was watching it, but apparently the internet is blowing up about it. Because basically, at one point, Theo Vaughn says, Do you see that we're like they're in Lebanon now? And Joe Rogan goes, but supposedly there's there are terrorists there, and blah, blah. They want to stop the terrorists. And Theo Vaughn basically goes, They're the terrorists. They should look in the mirror. Start there. And Joe Rogan goes, dude, you should just chill out and hang out with us. Come on, come out, hang at the bar with us, and you just need to chill out. Now, normally, for a lifelong self-described antidepressant addict like Theo Vaughn, I would normally say that's probably pretty good advice. But everybody on the internet is now Joe Rogan. I think the Theo Vaughn may have just taken over as the new Joe Rogan.

SPEAKER_15

I have seen uh commentaries and stuff about Rogan becoming more compromised and and less willing to engage, you know, on a serious level about a lot of things, pulling back more often. Well, look at who he gets as guests.

SPEAKER_03

I was just having this conversation with our producer, which uh unfortunately is not Dean today, but we it's it was just I don't know if this is true, but somebody was saying that every one of those VPN ads on his show is 400 grand for every episode or some shit like that, which that's a lot of motivation. But at the same time, I don't think Joe Rogan doesn't need the money. Why is he doing this? But then at the same time, a lot of people in his orbit do need the money. Tony Henchcliffe, Tom Segura, the Schultz is the all those people are all on that VPN piggyback of cash. So if he were to like say, Yeah, we got to stop buying this stuff or endorsing this product or whatever, that'd be that'd end the gravy train for all his friends. Yeah, but because he had cash, he had uh JFK, had Trump, and he just softball interviewed him. I was sitting there going, like, why aren't you asking him something, challenge him on something? So I don't know. I don't know if I don't know if Joe Rogan's gonna be the top.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, you know what I mean? I've seen him punch down. He punched down real hard when he had that archaeologist Flint Dibble or Flint Dribble, whatever the guy's name is. That guy's an idiot, too.

SPEAKER_03

He punched down a lot of David Murray a little bit too. Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, you're right. But uh yeah, I don't know. I don't know, we'll see what happens because it's funny because this relates to the other thing I wanted to talk about, which is our YouTube views. So we've discussed this already, and uh, as I was just telling young Carlo over there, we were up to almost 500 views on our victory lap taking episode that we got everything right on, and then next day it's down to two something, and you say it's bots, to which I initially agreed, but then I also remind you that the same thing happened before I was on X. So do you think the same bots are on Facebook? Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_15

Like Yes, I absolutely do, and I think that the Facebook algorithm and or whatever magical mystery tour bus shit they do to determine whether something's a bot, I think they run it against their own views as well as views from other platforms. Interesting. Bots are everywhere.

SPEAKER_03

So why would bots want to watch our show, though? That's the part I don't really just to try to be try to act authentic. Yes.

SPEAKER_15

Interesting to encourage engagement for whatever the bot was original purpose was to stoke the flames, to support one side, to keep our whatever can we make our own bots?

SPEAKER_03

We could probably get Tyler to do it for us. Yeah, maybe that's true. That's true. I forgot we got a little hacker in chief over there. But yeah. Oh, and the other thing I wanted to mention, I saw a post from some guy.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, oh, by the way, that that video now is up to it's over 300 now, I think. Really? Okay, so it's up a hundred more. Somebody's watching not all the views that you generated through posting it on X were bots, but the that first major influx of them, a large portion were bots, I suspect.

SPEAKER_03

So one of the things I noticed is if we are ever going to make any money at this, I doubt it's gonna be through YouTube. It's gonna have to be through Patreon, through merchandise, through sponsorships. Because I saw a post from a guy that said he had spent tens of thousands of dollars, and I think he said two or three years trying to build his page, this and that, and the other thing, and he finally got paid eight bucks. So I don't know if if people are saying they're getting all this money from YouTube, I'm not sure if they're doing it on the up and up or I'm not sure how that works. I don't think I don't think any of this is on the up and up. I I think all of this shit is rigged. But unless you're Mr. Beast. Yeah, well, who knows? Maybe we could be goddamn, I just bit my tongue. Maybe we could go viral and break the algorithm or something somehow. I don't know. We certainly and that's what I basically what I'm doing on X now is anybody that says, oh, look at this about the bullets and this and that, and I go, Looks like we were right. And I mean I post our episode and there you go. Anyway, I mean unless you got anything else to add, we could probably get to some messages.

SPEAKER_15

Actually, I'm looking down on the floor here. I've yeah, I drink a lot of water, and uh, I was at Aldi's the other day and had no water left. The water here in Gainesville tastes like shit, so I buy it by the gallon. And uh all they had were those stupid tall cylinder the ones with the strap handle at the top straight up, right? I just like to make a personal rant that I fucking hate those kinds of water. What is the advantage of packaging it like that? Just so that it's easier to carry, it is easier to carry it in the house, that's it, but it's not easier to pour it ever. Well, speaking of which, so I go ahead and finish yourself. Walmart only sells it that way too now. So essentially the only grocery storeslash whatever store around here that I can go buy gallons of water that's not in that horrible packaging is Publix, which and now it's they're up like a buck sixty a gallon. So it seems like get the price of water at Publix at a grocery store is damn near half the price of gas. Yeah, that's true. That's my little rank.

SPEAKER_03

I find it a little funny that uh Gainesville should have good water, isn't that where all the natural springs and stuff in the gala right next door? You would think that they would have decent water, but anyway. The other thing I wanted to mention though is you should start wherever you get your water, immediately be taking it out of plastic. Apparently, we're all loaded up with plastic. I know I am. Yeah, that's I know I am because I used to drink all my coffee out of solo cups. I just literally, about maybe less than a year ago, started using an actual coffee cup.

SPEAKER_15

So uh I know I did see that Rogan episode, and I know that's what you're referencing, uh, or at least I'm guessing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh it's not just Rogan, it's everywhere. They're saying we're all ate up with plastic, and if that's the case, I know I am uh they're even saying that your coffee maker, the machine itself is plastic, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Absolutely is plastic, and the water heats up inside that plastic and then drips through a plastic filter. Exactly. I mean it's deported plastic.

SPEAKER_03

How do you get away from it? There's almost no escaping it. At some point, your water probably goes through a PVC pipe. That's how is there gonna be any kind of way to say there's no plastic in this water? That's gonna be almost impossible.

SPEAKER_15

What would be scientifically more difficult to literally remove all these plastics or to somehow engineer ourselves to use plastics in our biology? Yeah, who knows? I don't know. I don't know. There's some comedian. Maybe it was Carlin or somebody that said that the whole point of humanity could be something as simple as the production of plastic, so that some future life form that needs to eat plastic will be able to survive on our plastic and then be the next dominant, kind of like how everything that produced the oil that we use to build our culture once was a living thing. Its whole point of existence could be seen as simply to live, die, be compressed, turned into fuel so that we could rise and use them, use their desiccated remains.

SPEAKER_03

How micro is microplastic? Aren't there can't we just put a filter in something? How small are they?

SPEAKER_15

That's a good technical question that I don't know the answer to, but I think that they do get down to be pretty fucking small. Probably. I don't know. Microns. Who knows?

SPEAKER_03

All right. So let's run a run a go ahead and pick out. I know there's at least two Charlie Cook Kirk messages in there. Try to pick both of those out and run them. All right.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I'm sure this will be the first of many messages and clips about the fact that the defense for Tyler Robinson has revealed that the bullet that they used to match the gun. That they say that Tyler with obviously we've been bringing up that very beginning. We're gonna really completely sure because we don't have very much evidence other than the evidence that we have. We have left of that. If they and the lead and truthful from the beginning, nobody would be questioning it. Nobody would be saying anything about anyone for Israel or anything. But the fact that they came in right out of the box, we got the guy totally guilty. There's no question of it. That's the problem. That's the whole thing that makes this completely look like old shit. Okay, that's it.

SPEAKER_03

And in a similar vein, if Erica Kirk had just acted like the stay-at-home mom she's been lying that to that she is, they would have got away with this. They would have completely got away with it. Their own lying and hubris is really the thing that's made this whole fucking thing fall apart.

SPEAKER_15

And as far as what it proves or doesn't prove, I mean, if their theory are all right, so what they're saying is that the bullet fragments, they're not saying it doesn't match, they're saying it's inconclusive. They can't match, they can't make it a match. They're not sure. And the theory I've heard being put posited is that it's because it was a soft bullet that broke apart or something like that. So then you know, the next question is where were the other bullets found on the scene or any bullets found on the scene? Yes, you know, jacket.

SPEAKER_03

That's true. They have the bullets, they can easily just go look now and say, hey, wait a minute, these wouldn't fall apart. Or they would.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But that could truthfully, it could be a case for the prosecution. Go look, it's the kind of bullets that would fragment. Look, here they are. You would think they would be come out and say that. Look, we got evidence. See, evidence. But you're right, actual evidence.

SPEAKER_15

Coming out out of the bat or out of the out of the cage saying, We got him, it's this is definitely the guy. Doesn't look good. And it's odd too, because usually that's the kind of thing they say right before the said person just gets taken out anyway. But before there can be a trial, before there can even be any kind of questioning of the subject or anything.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that's something we could debate about too. Is do you think Tyler Robinson is safer in jail or out? I don't know. I don't know. He could be Epstein in there. He could be sniped out here. I don't know where is a safe place for that kid, but anyway. All right.

SPEAKER_15

Well, let's go ahead and play the next email or voicemail because I think it's still in the vein of what we're talking about here.

SPEAKER_02

All right. Since since the recent news has come out about the fragmented bullet not matching, we should uh we should go ahead and issue the challenge to our listeners to uh try to find a picture of the original bullets with the writing.

SPEAKER_03

I screwed up on this.

SPEAKER_15

All right, so we'll pause that.

SPEAKER_03

What happened is I thought those I conflated the bullets that the picture of the bullets of the ice shooting that also had writing on them. I conflated that picture and I thought I'd seen a picture of Tyler's bullets, which they have never produced a tie a picture of Tyler's bullets with writing on it that I know of. Or we could just check. We could look and say, oh, look, they're hollow points, or they're full metal jacket. Case closed or case still open, whatever the case may be. But yeah, I fucked up on that. And that brings me up another point, as a matter of fact. We're definitely good doing some major lip victory laps about how completely right we were about so many things. But one of the things that I think that would lend a huge amount of authenticity to the fact that that we're not motivated to say any of this shit for any particular reason, that I can admit when I've been wrong. Okay, I was wrong about that, completely wrong. And I immediately said so to all the people that pointed it out on X. I was like, oh shit, you're right. I was wrong. I was wrong about Tulsi Gavard. I was wrong about Ron DeSantis. I was wrong about Byron Donald. All right. I can admit when I've been wrong, but there hasn't been that many times. So I'm gonna ask you when's the last time you got something really wrong.

SPEAKER_15

It's tough, ain't it? It is hard to remember, actually. And that I don't and that's actually more an indictment of my marijuana usage and my memory, probably, than it is of my actual self-righteousness.

SPEAKER_03

That's pretty funny. All right, anyway, that's the point I wanted to make.

SPEAKER_15

Is look, man, I didn't how many times it takes self-inflection to get stories mixed up together. Didn't Luigi write something on his bullets too? Supposedly, yes, I believe so.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Something fashion catch this fascist or something like that?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's yeah, and that's another thing that makes the whole thing stink to high heaven. Come on, man. All right, good.

SPEAKER_15

Let's can we go back in culture and try to figure out how was there a movie that was popular recently for young incels or whatever that said something where people are writing on bullets? I don't remember. Yeah, why would you write on a bullet when did writing on bullets become a thing?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Beats me. Beats me. All right. All right, so are there any more about Charlie Kirk? Because there's another point that has to be made. And I think I made it on the on one of the messages, but I can't remember. But you know what? I'll tell you what, if we get to that message, we'll just cut it off. But the other point to be made is despite the all the other inconsistencies, despite the fact that at this point they really have very little or no evidence that it was the rifle that should the right rifle that they have shot anybody. There's no confession. What's the other parts of the footage of him running around or the picture, which may or may not be him? That's pretty flimsy. All right, so let's go with the with what they are also calling a confession, which technically is not, which is all this chat they discovered on Discord or wherever the fuck they found it. So if you've read part of this chat, one of the lines of chat says, Hey, my dad's calling me. My grandfather wants a picture of his rifle because it's very distinct, and he's seeing pictures of it on TV claiming that it shot somebody or something to that effect, basically. All right. They never showed a picture of his grandfather's rifle. They showed a picture of that. Of a comp, and it's got composite. It's not even a wood rifle. They didn't have that kind of composite in 1918. So as soon as they showed that picture, I'm like, well, that's a picture of a Mauser. That's not obviously not the one. Guess what? Right. Somebody that wrote that check, that chat thinks it was. Sure as hell wasn't. Come on, man. These guys are fucking screwing the pooch. There's no evidence against this guy.

SPEAKER_15

Go ahead. The powers that be, if there's anything easier to spoof or fake than chats or messages or texts, come on.

SPEAKER_03

Also, you would think just as easily to actually find out where they actually came from. The right kind of hacker can find out exactly who sent those messages. And here's the other thing. They're saying that do you even know like what they're talking about in this ATF report? Are they talking about a fragment or several fragments? Because that seems to be a point of contention. And not only that, do you remember at the very beginning when the guy comes out and tells the guy from TPOSA that Charlie's neck stopped the bullet and that the bullet was just under the skin? Remember that? Yeah. What happened there? Was that a fragment? Was that the bullet? What's that? What the fuck is going on? If it didn't exit, then you've got all the fragments. Exactly. Yeah, it's the whole thing is just completely, their case is just completely falling apart. And of course, Pam Bondi just got fired. Nothing to do with that, I'm sure. There's so many other things that she fucked up, and yeah. One distraction after another. You ain't shit, man. All right, go ahead with another voicemail.

SPEAKER_02

All right. I just saw somebody complaining about the fact they're about to put more ethanol in gas, which uh doesn't really matter because they shouldn't be putting any ethanol in gas in the first place. I mean, I thought they proved decades ago that this a net energy loss. It takes more energy to turn corn into ethanol than you you get from burning it. It's completely a stupid idea, and the only reason they're doing it is because the corn industry needs the subsidies. They're getting subsidized from the government to literally run this net energy loss camp. Unless something's changed from a couple of decades ago, it costs us energy to put ethanol in gas. It costs us money and costs us energy. Make that make sense.

SPEAKER_15

All right. All I can say about that call is that I agree wholeheartedly. You absolutely nailed it on the head. That's exactly why they're doing it, because they got too much corn.

SPEAKER_03

And in case you, in case anybody doesn't understand the concept, here's what they're doing: they're putting ethanol in our gas, claiming that by doing that, we're using less gas, therefore using less renewable energy. Corn, it just grows, it's easy. We can just how do you think they make ethanol out of corn?

SPEAKER_15

Have any idea? I do not know the process by which they do it.

SPEAKER_03

The process takes a lot of pressure. You squeeze it until it becomes flammable. Do you realize how much energy that takes? Thank you. Yeah, I don't know who put this together, but if it was the South Park guys, kind of makes sense, but I don't think it was them.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, well, no, this was just a clip from South Park. This was I think. But anyway, we'll share it first and then discuss.

SPEAKER_08

Words with venom, words that bind, words you Like weapons to cloud my mind.

SPEAKER_01

Maximum lethality, not tepid legality, violent effect, not politically correct.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, yeah, it's just hours longer.

SPEAKER_03

It could have made that thing at least 45 minutes long from all the stupid shit that guy says. That's hilarious. Why is Keg's breath trying to sound like a preacher? Because maybe he learned his speaking skills and at a black church. Who knows? I don't know. It all comes back to Cleophys again. But you've heard about like everybody's fired now. He's fired every general we got now, right?

SPEAKER_15

I just saw something about that yesterday. It was the chief of operations or army's chief of staff. I forget the title that he had.

SPEAKER_03

Basically, people are just going, no, sir, we're not gonna do that. And he's going, You're fired. We're doing it. I got somebody who will do it. Yeah, that's right. We got a guy right in front right behind you that's got the same little swastika tattooed as I do that'll do it. Yeah, yeah, that guy's crazy.

SPEAKER_15

All right. You knew I had to pick this one out. Hang on, let me get this started.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I probably already have it picked out too. I know exactly which one you're talking about.

SPEAKER_15

And here we go. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Human consciousness, and we gotta talk about that, given that so many people are hailing it as this magical breakthrough thing. So, what are my credentials to talk about this? I have a PhD in neuroscience, and I actually completed both my bachelor's and master's degree in molecular pharmacology.

SPEAKER_15

I know what at this point I was almost sold. I'm like, all right, those are pretty solid credentials, right?

SPEAKER_09

Single group, how drugs influence our physiology. On top of that, I'm also frequency intuitive, and I have studied spirituality, frequency, energy for many years, and also teach it.

SPEAKER_15

Where do you study that? Whoa, well exactly. Whoa, how can you be an expert on something that's made up? All right, let's keep going.

SPEAKER_09

There we go. There are two things I want to bring to your attention with regards to Zempic when we start thinking about what is its role in the current evolution of humanity, especially knowing that there are certain beings, entities, whatever we want to call them, that don't have our best interests at heart.

SPEAKER_15

For fuck's sake, what is this chemical's role in the evolution of humanity? This drug that was created originally for the type 2 diabetes and then got started prescribing off book for something else that was a side effect. So then they doubled the strength of it, and it strips away all your muscle fibers while you lose weight and gives you fucking pancreatitis for the rest of your life. Yeah. I guess the whole point of this drug then is to evolve beyond the need for a pancreas as human beings. That's the next step in our evolution, is that we no longer need to digest our food. Let's keep going.

SPEAKER_09

So I want to bring two things to your attention. The first thing is what does Ozempic do? And we're not going to go into the molecular mechanism because who the fuck cares? But we're going to talk about it.

SPEAKER_15

I care. Everybody cares. That's the whole fucking point of a medicine. I look, that's one of the biggest arguments I have against the SSRIs and all the shit that makes people go crazy and shoot, is because they can't explain the mechanism by how it works. I knew you'd love this video quite well, the mechanism how this thing works. And we'll keep going.

SPEAKER_09

About the fact. And I'm gonna read here from you. So that's a nucleosocumbans, ventral pigmental area through GLP1 receptors, often curbing addictions to food, alcohol, and nicotine. While designed for satiety, this mechanism can also lead to reduced libido and hedonia, which is less pleasure in life. You cannot experience pleasure.

SPEAKER_15

All right. So basically, this is if you want to reach nirvana. This is for Buddhists, right? Ozimpic is for Buddhists. There we go. Because the whole the reason life is pain is because you want things and you have to get rid of your need to want things so that you can reach nirvana. So you could either meditate on top of a mountain or you could just fucking take Ozimpic.

SPEAKER_09

So let's just call it from an energy perspective what this is. It kills desire, it kills pleasure, it kills sacral activation, and it does kills the flow of life force energy. Your access to your life force energy, your passion, your desire is your ticket to creating your own fucking reality, your empowerment, and a clear yes-no discernment in 3D. They're taking that away. Second thing we need to talk about when it comes to OSENTIC, though, is the following. Why you cannot lose weight, look at toxicity, look at trauma, look at hormones, look at lifestyle, any of the things where you can take your agency and power into your own hands and say, I create my own fucking reality. So it's doing two things simultaneously. It's killing your life force energy, killing your pleasure, killing your desire, and it's also telling you, you have this problem you cannot solve. Here's a solution. And we're gonna make money off of that. This is fucking slavery. This has nothing to do with empowerment. Anyone who believes that these agendas have anything to do with empowerment of humanity is totally fucking delusional.

SPEAKER_15

All right, I can't do it. It's over anyway. It's almost over. No, it's over. It's definitely over. But oh my god, I hate to have an ally like that. I'd almost rather go back on the fucking drug.

SPEAKER_12

But the vibes, Rom.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, good lord. Here's the thing. As soon as I saw that clip, I was like, okay, this is the fucking trifecta for Rom. It's got drugs, Ozempic, it's got stupid chicks and mysticism. Yeah. Spirituality and magic in the oh yeah. I was like, fucking Rom's gonna have a field day with this clip. Oh, that was perfect. Absolutely perfect. All right, what else you got? Let's get through the voicemails just so we can clear, Matt.

SPEAKER_15

I know I picked that one up because it was a good one. Oh, wait, this is a pretty good one too. And I'd already seen this clip.

SPEAKER_07

Homophobics at what's the straights of homose, not gays of homes.

SPEAKER_04

I agree. Yes, for sure.

SPEAKER_07

Why do you think so willing to leave the gays of homu's behind?

SPEAKER_15

Because the gays of Hormuz were already hurled off of rooftops, but let's keep going.

SPEAKER_10

I think it's just history, historically, gays have always been very discriminated against, which is wrong on so many levels. Even in war. Yeah, even in war, it just takes more reform in government, obviously, and then also educating society.

SPEAKER_15

Let's pause that for a second. Even in war. I don't know. Isn't that where the whole term foxhole buddy comes from? I think in war, during a time of war, you might even be a little more accepting of brotherly love. Greeks, never leave your buddy behind. You know, any port in a storm, that kind of mentality.

SPEAKER_06

Uh I feel like if we're gonna go and say we can leave the gay people behind. I don't think we should go and say at all, but if we're going to to the gaze of Hormuz, we could turn it into Fire Island.

SPEAKER_03

Uh the whole fact that this chick just keeps going like it's a serious interview after he goes to the gaze of Hormuz instead of the streets for Come on, man. You gotta be shitting me. You can't, you're that unaware of yourself and your surroundings. All right, I actually I got one.

SPEAKER_15

It's easy to get that kind of footage because it's just a numbers game. You know, you go to an event, you ask a hundred of them, and five or however many, those are the ones you show.

SPEAKER_03

I gotta say, hold on. Let me I'm gonna I'm gonna share the next one because it's uh related. Let me just make sure I find the right one here.

SPEAKER_11

You are not the one a mass surveillance state, whether it's run by the CIA, Peter Teal, and his butt buddies, or the flock cameras. I will ban flock cameras as Florida governor.

SPEAKER_15

That was amazing. And then also I had that pulled up too.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, no, he didn't say butt buddies, but and the hilarious thing is guess who's Peter Thiel's major butt buddy is? Katie Vance. Vance. Yeah, that's why do you think he wears makeup, folks? Come on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, we're gonna tell you what, between the local state aviation proposal and the getting rid of flock cameras, this fishback guy is starting to get my interest.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he's got some great ideas, but at the same time, he's got a couple of flaws that I don't like. The whole get the fuck out of Taco Bell. Yeah, but get the fuck out of Taco Bell. First of all, that ain't food. Don't encourage anybody to eat that crap. Go find some mom and pop. Go do Taco Charbones. Or whatever. Doesn't the ground beef have like sawdust in it or something? Yes, it's not even classified as meat. It's not meat. Yeah. It's yeah, don't stop that. And then the other thing is the whole going in on the public education thing is kind of sliced cheese product is to cheese. Yeah, it's yeah, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02

I meant to bring this up last episode, but I hand in the middle. I think we discussed before how Roman seems to have different perspectives and some of the things we have in common that I think give us that same perspective. But one of the things I'm going to ask him is if he remembers his parents ever lying to him. I know myself, I can't remember one instance where my parents ever lied to me. They never told me Santa was real or that religion was a thing. They always, especially my mother, she always said, Here's the information. You tell me, you tell them to answer yourself. Here's what we think, but and I don't remember them ever lying any capacity I can remember. And if they did, obviously they got away with it really well because I can't think of a damn thing they ever lied to me about. So I was wondering if Rom had the same experience.

SPEAKER_15

All right. Yeah. When you say parents, my dad was out of there pretty early, so I didn't really have an opportunity to lie to me. But my mom was, yeah, she didn't lie to me about religion. She definitely lied to me about Santa when I was little. She did? Really?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. Interesting. I didn't see I never even got. I don't know. I guess maybe they told me this. Well, let me let me rephrase that.

SPEAKER_15

When you say lie, if questioned, so I guess by the time I was able to figure it out and ask her if Santa was real, she said the truth to me. But she certainly told me the lie originally. Right. And there were certain lies of omission. Until I was 30, I always was told I was her oldest kid. Oh, that's right. My brother showed up. I forgot. There were definitely lies of omission.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, I forgot all about that.

SPEAKER_15

By the time I was a teenager and visiting my dad for like summers and stuff like that, oh, he fucking lied to me all the time. No shit. All the time, yeah. Interesting. Uh he came down to visit once when I was 14 and uh was supposed to come pick me up from work. It was working at the gathering where we met. And he said he was going to get a pack of cigarettes or a beer or some shit like that, and literally drove all the way back to North Carolina. So there were, yeah, there were many lies. It's like a second time he did that, right? Places that he and I were gonna go visit that never happened, vacations and trips that were never gonna happen, uh, all kinds of things that were dangled and promised. All right, we do the floors in El Prado. So yeah, now that I think about it, as a later young adult and an adult, he lied to me all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_03

And yet we still both seem to be able to sniff out the lies pretty well, which is interesting. I don't know why, but I was thinking you had the same experience as me. But now that you yeah, you're right. God, I forgot all about your mom and your older brother. That's yeah, no, it was a festival of lies. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_15

All right, interesting. Okay, even though it starts off with this warning, I'd like to give a warning to any of our listeners that this is a pretty graphic comment on this little call. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, having rehas having to rehash this Charlie Kirk thing again. This line old guy brings up a good point. He wants to know exactly how what caused Charlie to die. Not the bullet, not that he got shot in the neck, but what was the actual cause of death? Which I would guess is probably gonna be loss of blood from what I saw on the video. He probably lost so much blood that there's no way he's gonna live. If you've seen the video and you understand the nature of the wound, he clearly got shot in, I think, what's called the carotid artery. It's an artery in your neck, comes up from your heart, goes straight to your brain, probably one of the biggest, most important arteries in your body. If that is severed for very long, you die. As we saw with Charlie. There's really only one thing you can do with a severed artery, because you can't really just use direct pressure like most things. You can't put on a tourniquet. That would mean putting a tourniquet on somebody's neck, how would they breathe? So there's really only one way that anybody could have possibly saved Charlie's life after the shot.

SPEAKER_15

And that's by taking what they call a heat and clamping off that vein that would slightly light as a we would also call that a road clip.

SPEAKER_02

Why wouldn't we? I mean it had to be what a couple thousand people there. We live in a pretty pretty regulated, over over regulated world, isn't there? There's no like kind of law that says, hey, we got a thousand people coming to this thing. Maybe we should have an ambulance that's sitting around just in case somebody cashes out or has a heart attack, or so where was the ambulance?

SPEAKER_15

Anyway. Alright, so yeah, even festivals have a medical tent for stuff like that. And you would think if that many people were there, there would be some kind of medicine. But uh I mean, a rounded artery getting shot like that would result in arterial spray. Every time your heart pumped, the blood would come flying out.

SPEAKER_03

True. That's true. And it would empty you saw it rather quickly. You saw the unedited death. I have not seen the unedited. If you saw it, I don't know if you could say the blood was spraying out, but it was coming out really fast. Really fast.

SPEAKER_15

It would come out really fast. Literally looked somebody even literal there might even be a spray.

SPEAKER_03

It wasn't spraying, but it looked like somebody turned on a blood hose coming out of his neck. Literally that big of a stream of blood coming out.

SPEAKER_15

And it would be coming out in pulses. It wouldn't be like a leaking or a I don't know if I don't know if he was in heart cream.

SPEAKER_03

See, I don't know. I don't I don't know if I could detect I don't know if I detected that. But anyway, the point being, if I threw a fucking party with a thousand people, I'd probably make sure there was an ambulance there just to just so I didn't get sued. You know what I'm saying? How is there not a fucking ambulance there with a pair of hemostats that if that was if if what I'm saying is correct would have saved his life. Where the fuck I don't know.

SPEAKER_15

I don't know that somebody could have gotten to him unless the paramedic was standing with right around him and like you didn't have to gotten to him really.

SPEAKER_03

Fair enough. So uh anyway. All right. That's the bloody.

SPEAKER_15

We got one more. One more email or one more voicemail. All right, here we go. It's a short one, and it's not related to what we've been talking about.

SPEAKER_02

Just saw a clip of Trump saying that we can't afford daycare because wars. Sign 'em up. We need daycare. We need more soldiers. Send them to Iran.

SPEAKER_15

That does. Yeah, all right, we can stop sharing those. That's the last of those. The whole trope of the child soldier really is the last step in barbarism. When you think about the Rwandan genocide and stuff like that, where they were using 10, 11, 12-year-old kids. And there's also sad and sickly enough, there's a logistical reason for doing so because if you get them before they've really truly developed a sense of right or wrong, and you can get them to do anything. Yeah. True. But yeah, I was really just a one-line thing. They're much smaller target to hit back. They have a smaller hitbox to use uh gaming terminology. Yeah, good point.

SPEAKER_03

All right, I got a clip I wanted to get to today. And it's uh it's gonna this one also might be uh a little controversial, but literally, all I'm really gonna be doing here is the math. Here we go.

SPEAKER_05

One thousand people died every week for four years during the Holocaust.

SPEAKER_03

Guess what? I did the math. Do you know how many people they would have to kill once a week to get to six million in four years? Two hundred and eighty thousand a week. Two hundred and eighty thousand a week or a day? A week. So roughly thirty thousand a day.

SPEAKER_15

Right?

SPEAKER_03

Forty thousand?

SPEAKER_15

Two hundred and eighty divided by seven.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, who's that? Three, right? Seven and eight, twenty-eight.

SPEAKER_15

Seven, twenty-eight, or two.

SPEAKER_03

Four, yeah. So forty thousand a day. Forty thousand uh a football stadium full of people every day. And you can't miss a day because then you're forty grand behind. All right, so let's even shave the day the numbers down. Let's say they only killed four million Jews. All right, well, that's two hundred thousand a day. That's still thirty thousand a day. That's a I know the Germans had some technology. But what the fuck did they do with thirty come on. Thirty thousand bodies every day? And I don't think you can have fires going enough to does that Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

I've never sat down and actually tried to do the math on any of it.

SPEAKER_03

Uh it just doesn't seem to add up, as they say. And look, I'm not denying anything happened. I'm sure some a lot of Jews got killed in concentration camps. I'm certainly not going to be labeled a Holocaust denier. It certainly happened. But can we all admit they may have possibly fudged a little bit on the numbers? Can we at least beyond that?

SPEAKER_15

I think if we went back throughout history, that virtually all the historical information we have is the numbers are probably not right. They're all educated guesses at best. Now, this is we slightly sketchier because it's much more recent, more modern records, and you would think that it would be more accurate because of how much more recent it is.

SPEAKER_03

But I would say that I'm not saying they can't kick kill six million people in World War II. The Russians are claiming they killed sixty million people, which may be closer to twenty or thirty, but that's still a shit ton of fucking people. So I'm not saying that mankind's not capable of killing that many people, but where do you put them all?

SPEAKER_15

I I don't know. If there's anything mankind has has worked at for its entire history is getting better at killing each other.

SPEAKER_03

This is true. This is true, but yeah, that's one and of course that's the basis of so much of what's going on today is that oh, but I'm a victim of the Holocaust and blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, okay, well that was going on a hundred years ago now. And uh we can't exactly be sure exactly what happened. Anyway. All right. I got another clip I should share here, actually. I thought there was D Did you happen to see or have you even heard of the uh Dave Smith and uh be going on Piers Morgan and debating Adam Solznick, I think his name is? No. Okay, this guy Adam is one of the guys on PBD, which we famously which we famously uh busted for showing uh video game footage as actual war footage. So we already know PBD. He saw it was Ukrainian footage, right? Yeah, they were claiming it was Ukrainian. It was a stupid video game, right? So he anyway, Adam got his ass kicked by Dave Smith, and it's all over the internet, it's going viral. But this is actually not even related to that, but this is actually just a show, and we're gonna talk about PBD's podcast after we watch this thing because I want to go to a cigar club. I gotta find out how much it is. But anyway, so watch this clip and we'll talk about it after we get done here. Hold on.

SPEAKER_14

And I'm very disappointed. Meanwhile, we're trying to expand somewhere else. And then when you bring up the Greater Israel project, people are like, you're crazy.

SPEAKER_13

By the way, that's a very that's a very valid question. Valid question. A very valid question. If I'm sending my guys, you got to send your guys. If you don't send your guys, I'm sending my guys. Even the most logical player cannot sit there and say, What are you talking about? Even the most logical player, and by the way, even more from your end. I don't even want it to be one for one. I don't even want it to be one for one. It's got to be two for one, three for one, because this benefits you more than it benefits me. I know we're partners, but it's got to be a two to two to one or three to one situation when that's taking place.

SPEAKER_14

And what and then what does that say, Pat? What does that say about your ally that they're like, nah, we're good, but you're over here, you're expanding. Wait a minute, time out. This is the situation we're at. Expanding part of Lebanon is your but walk me through it. How's that a concern of me? Why are you thinking about because right now the focus should be this war? Not if you're defending this. That's not how this works, though.

SPEAKER_13

No, that's not how this works. And let me tell you what I mean by that.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, let's see how this how it works. Uh that's not how it works. That's that can't be how it works, right? No, we can't be hypocritical of any point of all right. Let's see how it works. Let's see what Patrick says here.

SPEAKER_13

When you're in a uh very chaotic situation, like when the okay, let me put it to you this way. Remember when COVID happened? How many banks were getting killed and crushed? Remember, Tom, when COVID happened? How bad was it for some banks? It was scary for a lot of guys. Very scary. Okay, so who who capitalized off that the crisis?

SPEAKER_03

How did we get from Iran and Lebanon to COVID? Can somebody please show me to the bridge? How did we get to banks? Show me to the bridge. I'm quoting James Brown near plays. Please show me to the bridge. Show me to the bridge. Essentially, every crisis is an opportunity for somebody.

SPEAKER_15

What's that? Every crisis and misfortune is somebody else's opportunity. Anybody, yeah, watch these idiots though. This is just so hilarious.

SPEAKER_12

Jamie Diamond. How many times? Multiple. Multiple times. You know why? Because he had all the dry powder to absorb the banks because he understood that what was coming.

SPEAKER_13

So let me ask you a question. Would you call Jamie Diamond an expansionist? Of course. It's not even hesitation. So you call him a business guy. I know, but what I'm saying is in this reference, yes, he's an expansionist. You're expanding and he bought up other banks that couldn't handle it. You don't think in this situation a Netanyahu is going to be an opportunistic guy and saying, hey, let's take this, let's take that, let's take this. Of course he is. Trump would do that. If Trump, you don't think Trump's gonna be taking over Cuba? What do you call that? I think so. You don't think if Trump gets a chance to take over Greenland, he will? You don't think if Trump gets a chance to take over, he will? Of course. So follow. So the part where I'm going with what's that? Oh, nothing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I thought you said something.

SPEAKER_13

You can watch a guy and criticize him on a few different things, but also be able to sit there and say, I understand he's being opportunistic and taking advantage of what's going on right now, and he's getting everything he can at this point. Trump does that, he does that. I get that. I, if I'm on the phone with him and I say, wait, you want me to send how many? I'm gonna send this. But here's the deal. For every one I send, you send three. For every one I send, you send two. Because if you're getting out there saying we're not gonna have any boots on the ground, guess what? Yeah, uh why am I sending my boots on the ground? Yeah, that's why. So then if I'm sending my boots on the ground, guess what I have to get from you? Boots on the ground? No, not boots. You you don't think if I'm sending my boots on the ground behind closed doors, I have to negotiate a strong deal to get more things out of you? Oh, of course. I have to. I think so. That we don't know. Yes, I don't know that part. So that's the conversation I don't know. All right, and I'm very disappointed that Israel.

SPEAKER_03

How many times did Patrick's position evolve in just that one clip? He started out saying, no, no boots on the ground unless Israel and then went, okay, maybe uh, and then at the end, it's like you'd have to new come on, man.

SPEAKER_15

That guy is no boots on the ground unless you guys match us or exceed us with the boots on the ground. No boots on the ground if you're trying to do stuff that instead of focusing on what we're doing right now, which is the main focus, and also no boots on the ground if we can't make some kind of back deal behind the door, behind closed doors scene. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, come on. This guy is well, how is this guy even popular? And supposedly he's getting less and less popular because most people can see, and like I've said from day one, I'd never heard of him until you mentioned it to me, so he's not that popular. He's pretty popular. But like I've said, the only guy on that show that's not a complete moron is that guy Tom. And other than that, I don't know how. I mean, the the rest of my guests are just entertainingly stupid because I don't get it. And look, I'm I'll be the first to admit uh probably all those guys are richer than I. I don't know what I know supposedly Pat Pat PVD made his money shilling the in the insurance business, which of course we all know is a scam, and now his everything he does is basically to market something. He's either selling hats or shoes or his little cigar club, which goddamn, I gotta find out how much I got it. If nothing else, what do you think of the chances that we could get in there with a secret camera? Like they gotta have max security in that stupid. He's got some, do you know what I'm talking about? He's got some cigar bar that that's members only. And you gotta how much the membership go for. That's what I don't know. I want to find out. If it ain't that much, I'm going. Just to see who these fucking wackos are, man. What kind of Illuminati shit is going on in there?

SPEAKER_15

Gotta go in there and smell cigars the whole time.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and you like cigars? I don't dislike them. Yeah, I don't care. I truthfully, I used to smoke cigars when I played a lot of golf, but the last cigar I smoked, and my dad still smokes cigars to this day, is I was up in Boston and he goes, Let's smoke a cigar. And I smoked a cigar with him and threw up immediately. I just got like sick to my cigar.

SPEAKER_15

The smell of a cigar to me is disgusting. It's like a burning dog turd.

SPEAKER_03

It doesn't bother me. But yeah, it's supposedly like a cigar and whiskey lounge or something like that. For you got to pay X amount to even be able to go in there. Then they have special events where I guess you go in there meet and greet the other Illuminati fucking stonemason guy, Mason, whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_15

Why doesn't Florida have or have any like private clubs for people that smoke marijuana? You have to have a medical card to get in or something, and maybe just make a coffee shop like you have in Amsterdam. I you know, and the one of the requirements for membership would be that you had a medical card. That may be allowed to sell or dispense of marijuana there, but because you were the owner of the property and you allowed it, it would be legal for people to go there and do that. I think that's probably I guarantee you there's something like that in California, probably already. Just not yeah, places where it's fully recreational. But I'm saying is anything like that exist in a state where it's only medical? You could do something like that. The only way you could do it would be a private club. One of the requirements, no, no, no. You could do it in the program.

SPEAKER_03

You can do it on Clematis, dude. The West Palm Beach police have a stand-down order on weed. You can walk up to a fucking West Palm Beach cop in hand and go, Do you want to hit? And they don't do nothing. So you could do it on Clematis right now.

SPEAKER_15

But it's somewhere along the line you're gonna have to deposit the money from doing that business in a bank, and at that point, you know whether or not the Clematis police give a shit.

SPEAKER_03

That's the same problem. So same problem with the dispensaries, though, is are they allowed to use banks yet?

SPEAKER_15

Yes. Are they now that they're state? But I still don't know how they when they to transfer money into interstate. I I don't know. It is very complicated.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. All right, well, listen, I got one more clip to make fun of these idiots, and then we'll probably wrap it up here today. But let me play this one last clip from Fox News that I don't even know how I saw it, because I don't watch Fox News, but domineering Ozepic Fury and then Winning Lion, these two.

SPEAKER_00

And with Israel and the United States, there is no talk about Ozepic in terms of what this country needs to look like when they both pull back, and that is they cannot get a nuclear weapon. This is a that's the deal breaker. Like that there's no daylight between the two countries. Israel, though, has an existential fight a little bit differently than America, though, because of its proximity to this killer. And so when you see those missiles and you see the drones and you see all that swarming that they do, people in Tel Aviv, and we talked about it, Jonathan Hunt is right, they're spending a lot of time in bomb shelters. They're giving up a lot of freedom, they're being injured in some of this, but they understand that this is necessary. I pray for them, it is Passover, it is Easter. The enemy hates us because of how we believe. And it's on full display. But you know what? We are hitting them so hard. We're doing what Trump said we'd do. Yeah, and Laura is the domineering force. Epic Fury and then Roaring Lion, these two.

SPEAKER_15

And with that anyway, so a couple of things. It was almost hard to concentrate on what she was saying because the definition in her neck was like a marble sculpture. I don't know what kind of exercises she does, but goddamn.

SPEAKER_03

But anyway, some of the I thought the the title of that segment was something about that the Iranian Iranian people are they're still waiting for them to rise up and fight for the people that are bombing them or something, as they showed them just bombing a bridge. Like, how does that help you? Anyway, so here's the thing. From what I hear, Trump's talking victory, which is great because they're saying they they've achieved victory, and the measure of victory is the fact that they've stopped them from developing nuclear weapons, which they never had in the first place.

SPEAKER_15

And which they claimed had been achieved by those strikes months ago.

SPEAKER_03

So now they're saying, okay, we've achieved victory, we're gonna pull out. But the problem is Iran's not done. We can go home, but it's not gonna be good. It's not Iran's far from done. They're not gonna be done. You know what they're claiming, you know what their demands are, right? Currently, no. One of them is gotta close all the bases in the Gulf region. If they don't, if we don't, they're already bombed them all and destroyed them all, or missile them all, or whatever. So they're just saying, look, if you build that back, we're just gonna hit it with missiles again. You gotta, you guys gotta take off. Get the fuck out of here, or we're not stopping. And that includes just keeping raining down missiles, keeping and look, the Strait of Hormuz is open. It's just closed to anybody that pays with petrodollars. That's who the pet the Strait of Hormuz is closed to. Anybody else that wants to pay with crypto or yuan or whatever else, rubies, ruples, checkels, I don't even know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_15

Chinese vessels, Indian vessels. Yeah, anybody's willing to pay with Yuan.

SPEAKER_03

And so that's the war now. Trump can go, okay, we're done, we're going home, but the war ain't stopping. You started this shit, and it ain't gonna stop for quite some time until Iran Iran says, okay, now you've met our demands. Otherwise, they ain't gonna stop. That's they're done. They're done with this bullshit. And Iran is getting flattened. I don't I hate to say as a as a as a I hate to say I see it, but I can't. You guys deserve it. You can't FAFO, you know, you fucked around, you're finding out, you're getting your ass kicked now. And that's the thing. Netanyahu and those guys don't give a shit. If there was actually allowed to be any news come out of Israel, I guarantee the people of Israel going, shoot BB on site as soon as you see him. I guarantee the people of Israel, first of all, weren't that crazy about BB in the beginning to begin with, despite what the media would tell you. I guarantee you most people in Israel probably loathe Bibi Netanyahu at this point. But that's just that's my speculation. I've never been I've never been, so I can't really I can't really make any conclusive. Yeah, I've never been there either, and I certainly wouldn't want to visit now. But yeah, I don't think it I don't think this is stopping anytime soon. But I think that they probably are rethinking Boots on the Ground, because that would be not only would that be stupid for the whole war, but that's political suicide. That's where everybody has said they support Trump up until that point. That's when so many other he's already lost half his base, and that's where he's gonna lose the other half that's left. If he goes and puts boots on the ground there, that's a huge political loss for Trump, man. That's it. He's he's done anyway. But you forget JD Vance, forget Marco Rubio, forget any of those guys. You were in on putting boots on the ground in Iran. That's gonna be the that's gonna be the talking point for the Democrats or whoever is gonna beat him. Because I don't even know. I I who do you think the Democrats got? Rokana? Gavin Newsom?

SPEAKER_15

I don't think he's gonna get Newsom is really their only guy in the world.

SPEAKER_03

AOC and Newsom, those guys are clean. Yeah, yeah. They're ridiculous, yeah. Anyway. What else? You got anything else? No, I'm about out, and I think we've I think we're over an hour at this point. And we'll take our final victory lap right now at the end of the show. If anybody wants, go back and look at episode sandwiched right in between episode 30 and 31. You will get our take on the Charlie Kirk assassination that has clearly been absolutely spot on, except most of it, except for uh we did speculate about some stuff that turned out to be well, actually, some of it's being revived. Some of the nobody's coming up with any conclusive, anything conclusive yet. It could all be still in play. Who the hell knows? So anyway, go watch that episode and have fun with this one, and we'll see you next time.

SPEAKER_15

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SPEAKER_03

Please, somebody else leave a message so we can listen to somebody else's voice instead of just mine and and Rom's. You're just getting ridiculous. But that's it. We're out. We'll catch you later. Thanks, guys.