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Ep. 46 - The Slack Doctors Episode 46 Riding in the Rain

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What happens when the military rescinds consent? Between mass surveillance, satellites, FBI, CIA, NSA, how many people really know how Charlie Kirk's assassination went down? Dr. Chip wants to know where all the parents of the victims are? Did Fishback just destroy his chances? The Docs react to a truly tasteless Easter clip( who knew Jesus could dunk?). Dr. Bob hates on Ozempic again. Dr. Chip explains the connection between Nazism and Zionism. Did statins kill Dr. Chip's mom? God forbid a white boy get a little motion. Dr. Chip has some questions about Artemis. As fellow Florida men, the Docs react to a segment about Florida Man.

SPEAKER_02

All right, we're back with yet another episode of the Slack Doctors to inject some truth into your souls. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. And uh I don't know, we got a multitude of things to talk about today. Um, one of the things I I should mention, I I rolled the dice today coming down here on the bike. They're they're saying it's gonna be raining by the time I go home. I don't see it, but I could get wet on the way home, which the only problem of that being that, you know, my laptop is in that little case. I don't think it'll get wet though. If but anyway.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, put it, you know, put it under your jacket or whatever you got. Keep it on your chip in the front.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I'll have to see how it looks when I walk out there. I mean, it it's kind of cloudy out, but I don't see rain anywhere, so I don't know. I I might have to pull the old hide under the overpass for a few minutes. No, I got a feeling today, if if I did get any rain, it's one of those just duck down and get through it, and then you dry by the time you get where you're going, kind of things. I don't think it's gonna be really bad rain per se, just patchy rain.

SPEAKER_14

But anyway, I remember the first time I ever was on a motorcycle in the rain, it was actually on a dirt bike. Uh, and I was not wearing proper protection whatsoever. And I was shocked at how how much it hurt, like little pins, like meat pins and needles of the raindrops. I would have never guessed.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. You've if you well, I mean that's literally why I wore that my jacket today, because it's really kind of hot, and it is a summer jacket, so it's kind of like just mesh, but even that will keep the rain off from from making it sting when it hits you, at least. Right, right.

SPEAKER_14

So that's the old argument is running in the rain is it better or worse? Don't you do you get more wet? You spend less time in the rain, but you probably get more surface rain, you know, you probably get more hit in you.

SPEAKER_02

Uh that depends on your windshield. I've been on bikes that it's I've been riding through the rain, and literally I think I'd look back at uh, you know, my past had a passenger too going, Are you getting wet? I'm not getting wet. You getting wet? Nobody was getting wet. It was pouring down rain. We're going in like nobody was getting wet. It was so sometimes I've had three bikes.

SPEAKER_14

I never had a bike with a fairing. Yeah, there you go. That's you need the yeah, you need the windshield, or else you're getting wet. Yeah, certainly didn't have one on the dirt bike. The I had a uh 1969 Hodaka Super Rat. Nice. Uh that thing did not have any kind of didn't even have a muffler, really. It was like a straight pipe. Yeah, it was so loud.

SPEAKER_02

Those things are bare bones and whatever you need to do.

SPEAKER_14

You started it in the neighborhood, you had like a you said you essentially lit a fuse or started a countdown timer. You had about 10 to 15 minutes max before the police showed up at your house to you know tell you to turn that shit off.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right. All right. Well, let's uh you want to dive into some voicemails?

SPEAKER_14

Well, it looks like we got five of them. Let's go oldest to newest.

SPEAKER_15

There you go.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, good. This is about Kegsbreath.

SPEAKER_15

All right, so I just saw a story that uh Pete Kegsbreath fired uh the senior army chaplain, apparently because they've been getting so many uh conscientious objectors uh that uh just don't want to fight for Israel. And uh this I guess this uh chaplain was granting them all exemptions.

SPEAKER_14

All right, quick pause. I thought conscientious objector applied to opposing the draft. Like if they tried to draft you, you could claim to be a conscious object. I didn't know you could do that once you were already in.

SPEAKER_02

No, didn't you see that movie with the guy from uh DOS, the guy from World War II that was a conscientious objector, but he saved like a fucking thousand guys or something in battle. Yeah, but he was in as a medic, wasn't he? Or medic or a chaplain. But he started out as they wanted him to be infantry, and he said, No, I ain't touching the rifle. That's the whole that's one of the big points of the movie. And that, you know, yeah, you can be in there and you can as a matter of fact, you can go through the whole time and say, Yeah, I'm absolutely willing to kill everybody, and then at any point go, I've changed my mind. Right, and that's clearly what's happening. Because people are like, hey, this is bullshit. I don't and to me, this is great news. I mean, if we ever get the military on the side of right and truth and justice in America, it's over for these idiots. They they'll they won't be able to enforce anything. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Well, that's that's also kind of been one of those arguments that's been used when they say oh, if they're gonna bring the military in to deal with any kind of you know civilian uprising or civilian problem. In a sense, it seems like sometimes the military guys are better trained and more moral than the police.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's why they that's why likely to actually that's why they invented ice so they so they could go right around that. That's the whole point of you know, let's get these Nazi brown shirt Nazis so they don't have to follow the rules. Exactly. Anyway, I I think you can skip the rest of that one. That was pretty much it on that one.

SPEAKER_14

Uh yeah, we're reading through it. Uh, but yeah, basically the rest of that is what we just said. Yeah, exactly. All right, go to the next newest one. Here we go.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I wanted to revisit a topic that we uh that we mentioned on week one of the uh Charlie Kirk assassination, and that is either one of these three agencies, or all three, the NSA, the FBI, the CIA. Either one or all three know exactly what happened that day. We have satellites that you know, I don't know what prioritizes what the satellites are pointed at at any given time, but I'm thinking somebody down some algorithm somewhere said, hey, maybe we should point a satellite at this Avengers to see what happens. I guarantee it. Let's talk about the terabytes of evidence. Terabytes, not gigabytes, terabytes. And you gotta remember, everybody at that event with a cell phone, they're that's evidence. And trust me, they're not calling people up saying, bring us your cell phone, they're just taking it.

SPEAKER_14

Um, well, yeah, not only does the likelihood that one or more of those three-letter agencies knows what's going on, but the people involved in doing it know exactly what's going on. The guy who did it. Are you suggesting to Tyler Robinson's not the lone gunman? I I think there might be a pretty strong evidence at this point, or rather a lack of evidence. You must be.

SPEAKER_02

You must be a Candace follower. That's what everybody says on X. As soon as you don't go with the narrow of their like, you love Candace and Theo.

SPEAKER_14

And again, I ref what I refer back to my statement about just because I don't want to be constipated doesn't mean I want diarrhea. Like, yeah, I'm not a Candace fan. You know, she thinks dinosaurs were a hoax. Um, yeah, no. Anybody can be right about something. It doesn't, you know, look at us.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, I mean, the whole thing that, you know, somebody knows exactly what happened on that day. I mean, and and why wouldn't somebody that knows what happened, if there wasn't some major conspiracy going on, wouldn't why wouldn't they come forward and go, look, guys, we know what happened. It's not what you think. You know, we're gonna find out, we're gonna find out. And unfortunately, the problem is when we find out, who knows? Because they're looking at at least six more months before there's a trial, because all that terabytes of uh, you know, they gotta here's the thing. They've got to go through every cell phone that was at that that stupid event and scrub every bit of evidence that they don't want seen off of there before they can turn it over to the prosecution or to the to the defense. They can't just go here's here's all the terabytes information. They gotta go through it first. And even then, after they get it, they gotta go through it. And yeah, and this is even gonna take a long time, even with AI and alg and stuff helping, like search this out in the in the terror. Right. But here's the thing somebody knows from a satellite image exactly what happened that day, without question, knows who did it, when they did it, how they did it, how they got away, how they got there. You know, somebody knows all that.

SPEAKER_14

And and the other part have you seen have you seen the most recent Tim Dylan where his comment about cash patel somebody before we got the job, somebody looked at this guy and said, Oh, this is the perfect hire. He's not gonna figure out who killed Charlie Kirk. He's not gonna, not to mention the hooters that Dylan was wearing throughout the whole episode. Just brutal. Yep, yep. Have you seen one of the first comments on that episode was a guy wrote in, he said, uh, he goes, I've only ever listened to this on Spotify. This is the first time I've ever watched it on YouTube, and I chose this episode. This is the first time I've seen Tim Dylan, and it's with those size H knockers, slamming him into the desk. He's like, Needless to say, I'll be watching them from now on.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, good points. We we got to do more physical props. That was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_14

Those things were like two, he sent them back like $200. He was asking his producer how much do we pay for these tits? And he's like, It was like $200. That sounds about so you know, uh Gnome's husband basically, you know, it's not inexpensive. It's still cheaper than being a furry. I gotta say that. Those tits are outrageously expensive. And let's be quite honest, this is Christy Gnome we're talking about. If her husband had been a furry, she'd have shot him. She'd have mistaken him for a dog and shot him right there in the room.

SPEAKER_02

Good point. Good point. And so back to what I was talking about, you know, the the fact that they have all those terabytes of evidence from the from the cell phones, and they didn't go to anybody and ask them there, go, hey, can we take your you know, take the info off your phone and use it as evidence? They're just taking it, they're just doing the NSA thing, and they're going, all right, just go in there and take whatever we want. You know, it's not like these people even know they're being, you know, uh they're they're being admitted as evidence.

SPEAKER_14

Um as of March uh next year, it's gonna be even easier for them to just take whatever they want, considering that essentially every router will be the same. Yeah, yeah, true, true. But back to all be owned by Starlink.

SPEAKER_02

Right, exactly. But back to um uh and of course, you know Cash Patel was hacked, right? You heard about that, right? Yeah. Did you see that? I heard about that on Tim Tim Dylan Show. Did you see that video Tim Dillon was now I should say that I've heard that that video of Cash Patel dancing around has been debunked, and that's apparently not him. It's apparently somebody just looks exactly like him. But I don't know. The sure looks like him, that's for sure. Let's be honest, there's a lot of guys that look like him, though. That's true. That's true in certain part of the world.

SPEAKER_14

Not that they all look the same to us at all. No, no, but there's just those those giant bugging out eyes, man. They really catch your attention.

SPEAKER_10

All right.

SPEAKER_15

All right, so my new favorite way to troll on X now is uh I wait and I see these posts from uh whoever uh about, you know, oh, Candace is a horrible person, she's jealous of Erica, and she should go back to, you know, whatever, yada, yada, yada. She's a horrible this, horrible that. So my I always put a post saying, Yeah, she's she's really horrible. She needs to stop stealing our theories too. And then I post our Charlie Kirk episode.

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SPEAKER_14

T. Barnum would be proud of me. Yeah, and those, I you know, as as much as we were disappointed by how YouTube removes some of our views and whether or not those were bots, etc., the views are going up. So you are getting this across to real people. I think it's got 160 views in the last 48 hours or something. It's up to close to 500, 430 or something. It's it's you know, it's getting, it's working. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you know, maybe I'll just I was about to stop taking the victory loud, so maybe I'll keep doing it. It seems to be working.

SPEAKER_15

Next in the same vein, I believe. All right, this will probably be my my last message about Charlie Kirk before the show. But so I'm watching all these crazy different theories that everybody has, and we'll discuss some of them on the show. But the thing is, the government, or the prosecution, I should say, could easily clear up many of these uh conspiracy theories with two things a comprehensive uh copy of the autopsy and any ballistics reports they have. That would clear up 80% of the conspiracy theories. That would also pretty much put them trial in the in the public and just like they don't like to, but I mean, we're gonna be waiting six months anyway before any of this gets to trial.

SPEAKER_14

So Yeah, it's I mean they never they never share information like that with the public with an ongoing trial.

SPEAKER_02

We're gonna find out eventually, and that's gonna be the things that are gonna determine. And I mean it's there's it's so obvious what's what's happening here, you know. But we don't know. We don't know. I just it's just obvious what's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_14

I mean, if they had to if they had to launch a war in Iran to cover up the Epstein, what are they gonna do to cover this up?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I mean they're I mean it's just so bait blatantly obvious that that nobody they they're trying to very hard, hard very trying very hard to not get to the bottom of this. I mean, it's just that's the most obvious thing of all. And and and and the thing is the the people that are either willing participants or actual co-conspirators is really the only question left. Because there's people on X still pushing this lone gunman theory, and it's like, at this point, are you really just that stupid or are you getting the seven thousand dollar checks?

SPEAKER_14

You know, at this point a lot of these people that are running these agencies are were only hired in order to fail. Oh, yeah. To be scapegoats. Oh, you set up clearly. Clearly, and they and it's like clockwork, they're all, you know, yeah, cash will be next. Cannon fodder. All right, next. All right, this is the last one.

SPEAKER_15

All right, I almost shared, sent you a video, but it's too long, it's eight minutes. And it's basically just a guy swearing he's read the whole Epcine files and claims they're eating our children in every state. And of course, you and I don't have any children, so how would we know? But he calls on all kinds of people to stand up and do something, list a whole list of people, uh, influencers, police, government, you know, uh anybody he could get to say, hey, we gotta do something about this, except parents. He doesn't he doesn't expect the parents to do anything. And and this is the whole thing about this. I have a hard time believing this is even true because if these many kids were going missing, why don't we hear more from parents? Do parents just not care that they haven't seen their kids in a couple of weeks or a couple of years, or where's little Johnny haven't seen him since last year? I just noticed he hasn't been coming to the dinner table. How exactly does that work? How do how do all these parents still face children? How can there be rows of victims standing there saying they're victims of the Epstein class, and yet there's no rows of parents going, Where are our children? This is the part that makes me just think it's all a bunch of bullshit. But, you know, who knows?

SPEAKER_14

Well, I think there's obviously spin put on it in both directions, but uh there I can think of some factors that might in, you know, that could maybe help explain. Um if if border patrol and and uh shit like that is being involved in separation of people with from their families, a lot of the victims could be, you know, snatched from other countries um or not have permanent records or or social security numbers. Here's but it does seem odd that there's not more parents. Here's my problem. You're you're not wrong.

SPEAKER_02

Here's my problem. How many kids were dying of drunk driving? So the mothers were motivated enough for however many kids died from drunk driving to to get together and and create mad mothers against drunk driving, but yet there's not enough parents to go, hey, let's let's create a a mothers against raping our children. Where's that?

SPEAKER_14

Especially, especially considering the Epstein thing occurring as it did in South Florida, like these, yeah, all most of those girls had parents. They, you know, those were definitely not immigrant kids.

SPEAKER_02

Those weren't people flown over, you know, but even if even if France or some third world country or even if you, you know, zoom out from the from the micro to the macro, I mean, if all these, I mean, how many kids do you think were really dying from drunk drivers? There couldn't have been as many as they're claiming are going missing and and getting exploited and trafficked and all. So like the numbers just don't add up. I'm I'm a math guy.

SPEAKER_14

I you know, it just doesn't seem like I mean how much of it, how much it is maybe from the foster care system where there is legitimately no caring parent that would file a report or couldn't they were given up?

SPEAKER_02

I don't think it could, I don't think it statistically could be the number they're saying, but you have a point. I agree with your point, but yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, I don't think it could be either, but I'm saying it could be a factor and it could be, you know, that could be a certain number of those. Let's also not forget that not all parents are good parents.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_14

I mean, some of the most horrific cases of CP and cheese pizza, whatever the hell you want to call it, are from people marketing their own children. Yeah, you know, whether physically or just through photographs or video or whatever, but you know, who has better access to the kids than the parents? Yeah, which is just disgusting.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

It's like where the thing is disgusting. All right.

SPEAKER_02

So speaking of which, let's go ahead and play the two fishback uh clips you got, and then we'll talk about that, which kind of ties in a little bit with what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_13

Are there child pornography laws then? Right. Right? Why are we arresting right? So if you can't legislate morality, then what are we even doing? Why is there a government? Why is murder illegal if you can't legislate morality? So clearly we can. The question though is are we going to fall for this lie that comes from the left and also parts of the right that says that you're entitled to liberty? Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. Well, if you have the liberty to sell your own body, why can't you sell your kid's body on the internet on OnlyFans, right? Well, it's your freedom. So where does that where do we draw the line there? This idea All right.

SPEAKER_14

I understand he's trying to be sarcastic and facetious, or at least I think that's the vibe he's trying to put across, but he's not doing a very good job of it. Yeah. Uh in this, you know, as far as legislating morality, yes, indeed we do. Um but there that's but people do have morals aside from that. You know, Penn Gillette, who's one of my favorite entertainers and uh also a very outspoken atheist and somebody I admire. Um, once in an interview, somebody asked him, Oh, but well, if there's no if you don't believe in the objective morality of you know God and the higher power, you know, why don't why don't you just go around murdering people? Is it just because of the law? And he goes, No, I've killed exactly as many people as I want to. So I don't want to kill people. It's not something I'm into. It's not, you know, it's not just the law telling me not to.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, this that whole that whole tirade is just so I don't even first of all, the thought that you can legislate morality is just ridiculous. You know, I mean that's you can pass laws against acts. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, you can legislate against morality all you can. You can make more drug drug laws, you can make more laws against guns, which you would never do, which would be legislating morality. You know, it's like, wait a minute, you you're you're an idiot. You're yeah.

SPEAKER_14

And had he chosen those as examples to bring up, then you know, you might have had a little bit of a better argument. But to go right into why can't you sell your kids?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he can't say you get he wants to outlaw guns, I mean, which would be uh you know, legislating morality. That's what he's talking about. You can't say that. You're you're just endorsing it without saying it, you dumbass. Anyway, play the other clip of him being equally stupid. I I'd so it's high hopes for this guy, too.

SPEAKER_12

Be the first in the country to adhere to the science and the research on offer that says the COVID vaccine is a danger, it is a public health threat. We will pull the COVID vaccine from the market. It will not be allowed in poor enough.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Everybody knows we are not fans of the COVID injection, but at the same time, I think if you're stupid enough to want it, you should be able to get it. That's I mean, he's kind of extending the drug war, if anything. You know, it's like, no, no, no, you're going the wrong way, dude. You're going the wrong way. But what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_14

This whole rise of complete anti-vaccine is just dangerous and not agreeing, you know. First of all, there's a lot of different kinds of vaccines that work by different mechanisms. Right, right. Some are more old and tried and true, than some are more new and a little more experimental. Most of them went through years and years of trials. This recent one, the COVID ones, did not. They're not, you know, it's not you're comparing apples and oranges. And you start talking about all the vaccines.

SPEAKER_02

You know, speaking of which, uh, I was talking to my my landlord's boyfriend about something, I forget what it was, but it turned political for a second. And he starts ranting and raving about Trump and ICE and stuff like that. That I kind of, yeah, yeah, you're probably right about that. And then he starts going, and what the fuck? Now polio's back. Now we can't have vaccines with polio. I'm like, wait, what? What? Wait, what? What what what happened there? First of all, what who says polio is back? And and if it is, so what? It's in a couple of couple of other countries. It's not back in the United States.

SPEAKER_14

We talked about this first on one of the pods.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but here's the thing. He's acting like I I almost felt I didn't say anything to him. I just kind of like, okay, see you later. You know, I didn't even argue with him. But I felt like saying, you know, you could go out and get a polio vaccine if you're that worried about it, right? Good catch.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah. What do you what do you have an earthquake over there? No, I don't know what happened. I guess my foot bumped into the table or something, but yeah, that was a near disaster. How loud was it on your end?

SPEAKER_02

Nah it wasn't it wasn't too bad. But uh yeah, I mean the whole thing is so anyway. All right. What else we got? Oh, play the play the Easter one. That one's pretty good.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, all right. That's that is a pretty good one. You know what's funny is I had already seen not footage of this, but footage of something else with the same exact actor.

SPEAKER_02

You know, it's funny. Until the until yesterday morning, I didn't know it was Easter. My landlord came over and was like, we're having some people over Easter. I'm like, oh, is today Easter? All right, good. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_07

Wait a minute! I'm hearing if Jesus has left the tomb, he's coming back out.

SPEAKER_14

So is he number three because of the Trinity?

SPEAKER_07

I would say He's back in the game! Jesus Christ from out of nowhere! He rises up! He is worse than me! Bang! Banging! Moments ago, his body was broken! We're seeing something for the first time ever at his core, he's a coach's player, but that's what the fans love about him, most of them at least. The looks of these faces of the fans of Tahio says it all. However, he will not be denied.

SPEAKER_14

That's good shit. That's awesome. All right. Uh, yeah. First of all, is he number three because of the Trinity or some other reason? And secondly, why did they put him in those 70s shorts? The short shorts. They don't wear those shorts in the NBA anymore.

SPEAKER_02

Little little retro action, I guess. Yeah. You know, here's here's what's funny. I was watching that, you know, I would we know what happened on the Theo Vaughn, you know, Theo Rogan, whatever. The anything, anytime I see Theo Vaughn, I'm thinking to myself, just think if in a hundred years people start, you know, making shit up about Theo and what a great guy he was, and how he, you know, provided bread to the masses and fed them, you know, in a couple hundred years, Theo could be the new Messiah if we if if he plays his cards right.

SPEAKER_14

Did I already talk about this on one of the other pods? I was Theo Vaughn and Mike Rowe talking to each other. Oh, I don't know. Okay, I don't think I did. I think it was just something I said to somebody on the phone. So there's a little excerpt of him and Mike Vaughn or uh Mike Rowe was on his show, right? And somehow the subject of uh like civil war reenactments comes up, and you know, Theo's from down south, and he's like, Yeah, we used to go to that all the time. And Mike Rowe looks at it and he goes, What side were you on? Big long awkward pause. And then Theo goes, Well, you know, you gotta support the home team.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, I guess Theo and Jake uh uh with the boxer idiot, what's his name? Jake uh Jake Paul. Jake Paul. Jake Paul, I guess, just did one. And I mean, just I've seen clips of it. It's just like it's it's kind of comical just to watch two idiot two that big of an idiots in a room together trying to talk to each other over microphones. It's just like these guys are not smart.

SPEAKER_14

Did you uh did you see the uh fishback guy went on Matan?

SPEAKER_02

Yes, yes, I did. I'm surprised of that queued up. I did actually think, I think I did have a clip of that from back. We just never got to it. But yes, I saw that. That was great. I thought he did pretty good, tell you the truth, considering, but you know, I don't mind. Mike Mike was like passed out underneath the desk. Why would you even go on that show though, if you're right running for a serious office?

SPEAKER_14

I mean, I know he's trying to connect with the kids, I guess, but still I can get going on Rogan and even P O Vaughn and maybe even Tom Segura or something, but Matan? No, yeah, that's a minefield. Maybe dancing through a minefield with that guy.

SPEAKER_02

I'd go on Matan after I got elected, but not before. That is true. All right, what else we got?

SPEAKER_14

Uh let's see. I've got something. Uh this is just a post, but we can read it together and react to it. I knew you were gonna you got the same reaction I did on this, I'm sure. So Ozempic was designed for diabetes, then it became the biggest weight loss drug in history. Now a massive new study shows it also significantly reduces depression, anxiety, and addiction risk. One drug, three completely different conditions. Science is barely keeping up with what GLP1s are doing. The study found that people taking semaglutide, the active ingredient in Ozimpic and Wigove, saw major drops in depression and anxiety, alongside the weight loss effects everyone already knew about. It also showed reduced risk of substance use disorders, a weight loss drug that may help treat addiction. Nobody predicted that. So, yeah, you're your subject to me when you said that is what happens when you quit taking it, and then it's it's all those things go away. You gain all your weight back, and everything else happens too. Yeah, that's my question. Like the paradigm, they want you to, they don't want to cure anything, they just want to treat it.

SPEAKER_02

So, yeah, take this forever. You're trading addictions. You're going, okay, now I'm off the coke and the heroin, and I'm not a fat pig anymore, but I gotta take this shit for the rest of my life that's gonna ruin my kidneys and my liver. So, which pick your point.

SPEAKER_14

On the monetary, on the bright side, your insurance wasn't paying for the coke and the heroin. That was out of pocket.

SPEAKER_02

Good point. I didn't even think about that. It's all a balance. There's that Jewish side coming through. Yep. In my blood. Oh, you know what? I wanted to talk about that. You know, I'd say there's probably almost as uh a good chance that I'm as about as Jewish as you are. Because I mean probably. I don't know if I, you know, I I know on my dad's side they've been hitting this country since, you know, George Washington at least. So I'm sure there's probably a good chance some Jewry got mixed in some time there. Not to mention my grandmother seemed she's looked Jewish. I mean, she seemed like a little Jewish lady. So I don't know, she could have been full frickin' Jewish. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_14

I mean, I mean, I'm only ethnically Jewish and only half like according to Jews. I'm not Jewish. My mom was not Jewish, yeah, exactly. Scotch and Irish, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You're Akanazi, you're an Eastern European, you know. On my dad's side, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. What's your mom's ethnicity? Is she is she Irish or something like that?

SPEAKER_14

Scott, Scotch, I'll her maiden name was Ballantine with a beach. Yeah, she can tell by looking at her.

SPEAKER_02

You can tell by looking at her, she's kind of Irish, Scottish, whatever. Speaking of which, play the one now that I said for you not to watch. That's a perfect tailboard into that one. I didn't have that one queued up.

SPEAKER_14

I thought you were gonna surprise me with it.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I got it. I got it right here. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_14

I'll play that one. And and I was gonna also add, uh, if you're gonna send me something with a subject do not watch, don't send it. Just show it to me on the show, and I don't have to fight my you know, my inner demons. I wanted to open it and look at it, but I was like, no, hold off.

SPEAKER_02

All right, here we go. Now, I'm gonna only play the first little bit and then I'm gonna make you make you guess.

SPEAKER_00

You would never guess that this country aids tens of billions of euros to Israel. Firstly, the country in Europe that gives the least aid to Israel is Ireland because of its strong support for Palestine and anti-occupation policies. So, what is the country in Europe that aids Israel the most? Fifth place, the Netherlands, which gives about you want me to guess?

SPEAKER_02

I guessed already. When I was watching this, I was like, I can tell you what number one is right now. You can't guess? I would my my first guess would be the UK or England.

SPEAKER_14

Nope. Come on, man. This is specifically Europe they're talking about, right?

SPEAKER_02

So yeah, no, your UK's on the list, but they're not the they're not the biggest supporter. Come on, man. You need you can do this. You know where they're from. Poland? No, so close. Definitely not Poland, but Germany, like the Germany, it's Nazis funding Nazis. I mean, come on, man. Watch this here.

SPEAKER_00

One billion euros in aid to Israel. Fourth place, Italy. Italy's aid includes trade and investment, infrastructure development, and humanitarian projects. And Italy has accumulated about two billion euros in aid. Third place, the United Kingdom. United Kingdom believes that support for Israel will help maintain stability in the Middle East region, in line with its long-term strategic interests. The United Kingdom cumulative aid to Israel, 3 billion euros. Second place, France. France exports advanced weapons systems to Israel and conducts joint military exercises with it. France's cumulative assistance to Israel, 5 billion euros. Before announcing the first place, write in the comments section what you think is the country in Europe that aids Israel the most important. Oh, they make you did since the last century. And also sells advanced directly to Israel to help it maintain regional security. That country is Germany. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So here's the thing that I just really find amazing to me is that there's so many people that just refuse to just listen. How hard can it be to imagine that, like, look, Germans didn't like the Jews. At some point before the war even broke out, they were like, We don't like you guys. We want you out. We don't like you at all. So they started this idea of, hey, let's send all these Jews to Palestine. They even set up a kind of a masonry masonry type thing where you you deposited your money in Germany and you went to Palestine and they gave it back to you there in gold or some shit like that or whatever. So, like the whole, you know, the Jews were Nazis. Nazis are Zionists. Nazis created Zionism. Zionism equals Nazism. It's social, you know, it's it's national socialism. It's all the same thing. It's like people like, how dare you call these Jews Nazis? I'm like, well, that's what they are. That's what what do you think a capo is? I mean, that's the Naziist of the Nazi. You know, talk about Jew hating. I mean, there are guys that were Jewish that helped, you know, yeah, go get get on the train. And as far as they knew, they might have been sending them to fucking Palestine. They might have not even known where they were going. You know? Anyway, the the whole this whole thing that, you know, that that the Holocaust from World War II is this fucking golden cow you can't touch, or you know, uh it's just sacred cow, I should say. It's just ridiculous. It's just like, look, you can call it revisionist history if you want, but listen, if if the victors write all the history, you know it ain't gonna be completely true. Somebody's gotta lend an an air of truth to actual history, or else we're never gonna stop repeating it.

SPEAKER_14

Well, I mean, I'm not I don't deny that the I mean the Holocaust uh happened. There were concentration camps. They were killing, they were gassing and killing people. Uh well here's the thing a lot of the ideas that they came up with regarding eugenics came from the United States and the way we dealt with our Native American population.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I would argue that I I don't think they gassed or or killed that many people unless they had just gotten to the point where they couldn't work anymore. Because that's what they really did is they worked them to death. They're the people that that made the all the stuff. They made the the concentration camps where they got the labor to make the tanks and the planes and the ammunition and all that stuff. There it was a labor force. It wasn't, you know.

SPEAKER_14

I agree with it. Being a labor force, uh the the the words printed over it was like work equals freedom or not work, I forget what the term work was involved, right? But I think that when then when they knew that they were losing, when the war was ending, I think then they ramped into full-blown possibly at that point. I think then it was became mass extermination.

SPEAKER_02

And like I say, once you get to the point where like that's it, I can't work anymore. Well, they're not gonna not gonna keep feeding you. Why why are we gonna feed you anymore if you're not gonna work? You know, but you know, that's the easiest way to not to deal with them, just stop feeding them. Or or why go through all the process of setting up gas chambers and spending money on chemicals to to, I mean, unless it's become a problem and you really have to get rid of 30,000 people a day, which they'd have to have done for four years to get to six million, but uh I digress. Anyway, all right, what else we got?

SPEAKER_14

Uh I only have one more, I believe, uh involving statins.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01

As a physician-cause disease, mark my words, mark my words in the next two years, maybe even next week, it'll pop up in the newspaper. There's more than enough information to prove that it's a physician-caused disease. Um, Alzheimer's disease is a disease that did not occur even by another name 40 years ago. It only became recognized as a disease in 1979, 25 years ago. Today it's the number four killer of adults over the age of 65, behind well I have to see when doctors now, doctors, um, cardiovascular disease, cancer, diabetes, and Alzheimer's disease. Now, our brains are made up of 75% a fatty insulation material called myelin. How many of you heard of myelin? Good. Well, myelin is this fatty insulation material in the brain. Have you ever eaten a brain sandwich, brain and egg sandwich? Oh, you haven't lived until you eat a brain sandwich. It is ghost. A little bit of onion and mustard. I mean, there's nothing better than a brain sandwich. It's real cheap now because everybody's afraid of you know mad cow disease. So I buy more brains and I eat it.

SPEAKER_14

Pork brains, problem solved.

SPEAKER_01

At any rate, this myelin makes up 75% of our brain weight. It's so important to the animal and human brain. Myelin is 75% of our brain weight, and myelin is 100% cholesterol.

SPEAKER_14

All right, that's the that's as far as the uh the video actually goes. I believe there's some text that went along with it. Uh yeah, statins shred the cholesterol that makes up 75% of your brain's insulation. We've been saying this on the show for a while.

SPEAKER_02

But with my point being that now that your mom was on statins, wasn't she? That's my I was just gonna say that. Who do I sue? Who do I sue for killing my mother? I mean, if he says all this proof exists that it's uh who do I sue? Do I sue Big Pharma? I mean, they're aren't they exempt from suit anyway? I mean, but clearly those people killed my mother.

SPEAKER_14

Well, no, no, no, in some in some regards, in the vaccine regards they are, but not for something like that. Um, I've uh, you know, at certain points in my health history, they've attempted to put me on statins and I always refused.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

I've never been on them.

SPEAKER_02

Unfortunately, my mother would take anything they gave her. That was her, she was a major hypochondriacin, it was just which is hilarious. And I think I've pointed this out before. She was scared to death of dying early, and then for the last five years of her life, begged me to kill her. So look out what you asked for. Anyway. Yeah. All right, I got one cued up here that's pretty good. But before I play it, let's let's examine the word token. All right, you know what that means, right? You know what a token is.

SPEAKER_14

Now, do you pick Well I I think I know what regard you're using it this time, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

A racially, you know, a racial token. All right. So normally you do you pick a racial token to make you look good, or do you pick a racial token to make you look bad? Like I don't, you know, do you like say you were say, let's take the South Park episode where they pick the token black kid to play bass and he's just automatically good at it. Would they have his name is Token? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So let's not forget. Would there be an instance where you'd pick token and hope he was bad? You know? I don't know.

SPEAKER_14

I mean, if you want to, if you were trying, it depends what message are you trying to send. Are you trying to disprove the stereotype? In which case, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

With that exact sentiment in mind, tell me what the what the message they're sending here is, real quick. Hold on. Let me get this up here real quick. Is this the one I was told not to watch? No, no, we just watched that one. This is the one I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_14

Nick Moranis? Honey, I shrunk my balls. I mean, so clearly this guy that's horrible, but the shoes are fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_02

See, you're reflected in those fuckers. Clearly, this guy was a token, but they had to have been able to find a white guy that danced better than that. That's just, I know there were white people back then that could dance, and they picked this guy. He was gagged out, too, from the looks of him. Oh, I gotta give credit to Sam Tripoli on that when he posted that. That was hilarious. Uh, all right. So I'm gonna go back into moon landing skepticism skepticism and moonshot skepticism here. Uh, do you think what they're doing now is real? Well, they're not trying to land, they're just flying around right. But do you think the guys are on that rocket?

SPEAKER_14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Did you see the things that go sliding down after that it that could have easily had them in it as it lifted off? Did you watch the lift off?

SPEAKER_14

No, I didn't watch the launch, no.

SPEAKER_02

All right, there are these big containers as soon as it starts lifting off that go sliding down this cable away from the rocket that could easily have the the the astronauts in them. All right, let me show you. Let's let's show you this uh this clip and get your take on this. This is uh somebody brought this up, and and they're bringing up all kinds of stuff that's kind of uh, yeah, maybe, maybe not. But this one is pretty like, okay, wait a minute. All right. Now I want you to explain how this works. Okay. You see what's wrong with that? Play it again? You talking about how the light change? Lighting change? No, no, it's nothing that it's nothing it's nothing like that. There's four guys on the ship, right? Who's man in the camera? I don't know. Who's moving the camera around, putting it into the window to get the shot of Earth?

SPEAKER_14

I don't know. It's on a tripod or something, or it's spinning around in zero G? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's well it's spinning around awfully accurately in zero G to go right up to the window and get a convenient shot of the Earth. I don't know, man. Play it again. Alright, hold on, I gotta share it again.

SPEAKER_14

I'm gonna say that if if they're zero G and you just you had set the camera there and it had a slight spin to it, because it's not like it perfectly framed the window. I could see that being realistic. How did it stop? That's just when they stopped the the recording. It probably continued.

SPEAKER_02

It looked like the camera was turning and then it just kind of stopped at the window. And uh, you could be right. I don't know. I'm just asking questions. I'm just saying, I don't know. I don't know, man. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_14

I'm not I'm not sold. Look, I'm on board for most, you know. I love a good rabbit hole, but not everything is a conspiracy. I think they're there.

SPEAKER_02

Well, the thing is, it will listen, at least this time I saw a presentation where they're saying that the cab, the the the cabin or rocket or whatever the fuck it's called that they're going in is actually lead lined to make it through the Van Allen belt this time. Whereas they even pointed out last time they didn't have that. How they survived, I have no idea. All they had was like a little thin layer of aluminum. That doesn't stop.

SPEAKER_14

Well, the Van Allen belt is not the same everywhere, it's same strength, and it's not a unified field. There's pockets of it where it's worse or better, and you're going through it at a fairly good clip. So, I mean, I I've probably had more CT scan radiation in the course of my life than you get going through the Van Allen belt. Oh, I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_02

You wouldn't want to stick there and stay. They killed all kinds of stuff trying to send it through the Van Allen belt, dogs and cats and monkeys and all kinds of shit. Before they had any any idea on shielding, and that's true, that's true. But you know, and the other part is uh a lot of them are saying, you know, are uh, you know, and this could just be a Freudian slip or it could be just you know them being stupid, but a lot of them are saying, you know, we're going the farthest that a man has ever been, and they keep making the the statement man's never been to the moon, and we're gonna, you know, they just making some slips here. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not I'm just one of those I'll buy it when I see it kind of guys. And I'm not going to the moon, so I'm never gonna know, so who cares? Right.

SPEAKER_14

We would love somebody to call and give us their opinion on this, though, and if they wanted to, that would be 904-549-9024. Good job, good catch.

SPEAKER_02

All right, I got this other video that I as since we're both native uh Floridians, I figured we should probably get it put give away. Yeah, I will give a take on what she says here.

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Right.

SPEAKER_08

Florida, God's waiting room. It's home to theme parks, the Everglades, your peapaw, and of course Newlyweds and nearly deads before committing a sexual act on a tree, yelling he was a dog tried to start a fire with spaghetti sauce, karate kicking those birds with attack two people every week. There's a new headline out of Florida Wild, shocking, unnecessarily sexual masturbating at a not unnecessarily acting. But have we ever stopped to ask the question why? Something's happening to men in Florida, and it can't just be a coincidence.

SPEAKER_02

This with the orange juice.

SPEAKER_14

We're not gonna watch the whole thing, I'm sure of it.

SPEAKER_08

What makes a man? Florida man, Florida, Florida man, Florida man, Florida man, we're gonna be commenting on all the Florida men, don't worry.

SPEAKER_14

So, one thing I wanted to say is I did watch this all the way through it when you sent it to me. And I knew what the primary answer was before they even got to the we'll we'll save it for the video. Exactly. But um but uh yeah uh uh the Florida man thing. I've known how many Florida men have you known that you would consider to be a Florida man, like a good rock solid, hillbilly, alcoholic, drug head. You know my uncle, right?

SPEAKER_10

Okay, fair enough.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he's definitely yeah, he's definitely a Florida man. He is a Florida man. What are you fucking talking about? And he here's the well, I won't spoil a prime example. I won't spoil the ending, but actually he's not from Florida, tell you the truth. He was born in New York. But anyway, here we go. Some reason.

SPEAKER_14

Florida man Robbie Stratton decided to bring an alligator with him while making a beer rust.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I definitely regret it. It's a little stupid.

SPEAKER_08

Talk to me about the night that you became Florida man.

SPEAKER_04

Can't really tell you much about that night. There's too much alcohol involved at night.

SPEAKER_08

Not just alcohol, though, it's uh there's probably a deep-rooted conspiracy.

SPEAKER_04

No, it was alcohol.

SPEAKER_08

What was it about Florida that made you do what you did?

SPEAKER_04

It was hot, it was humid.

SPEAKER_08

The heat makes you do crazy things.

SPEAKER_04

The heat makes you do crazy things. Alcohol makes you do crazy things.

SPEAKER_08

Isn't there something that's okay as a hell of a group?

SPEAKER_04

Mental health issues?

SPEAKER_08

No, that couldn't be it. And this wasn't the only man. This ticket is funny.

SPEAKER_05

She's been hit with charges after pictures in this video showing him handling an alligator, which he posted, were seen by law enforcement.

SPEAKER_06

A real name, Jordan Bedford, but I go by the alligators.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_14

Why do so many of Florida man's stories involve the alligator? Is it just because it's a catchier headline? But there really is a lot of using alligators to rob stores, taking alligators in places, uh, this guy dancing with alligators and giving himself the name alligator man.

SPEAKER_02

Well, this guy would be just as at home in Louisiana, though. If you ask me, that sounds like where he's from. Yeah, just swamp swamp man in general.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_08

Um, alligator man, what's the common factor among all Florida men?

SPEAKER_06

We all are different. Well, I'm I'm different from the rest because I do the wrong thing in the right way, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_10

No, no.

SPEAKER_06

So you're not from Florida, so you don't understand my language when I'm talking right now.

SPEAKER_14

Sadly, I am from Florida and I knew what he meant immediately. The very first time he said it, I was like, yeah, I get that, and I know people that do that, and I have on occasion.

SPEAKER_06

All right. I know, but I do the I do the wild things. Anything you think of, I probably do it. Anything? Anything. I catch gators.

SPEAKER_08

Anything?

SPEAKER_06

Anything. Well, not anything. Diddy anything when it comes to the reptile animals. Mainly the alligators, though. Wait, like here in Florida, you're not allowed to catch an alligator. I mean, I didn't know that before, but I know now. I just had a little fun, put them on a leash and dance with the last one they seen.

SPEAKER_08

What kind of dancing did you do with the alligator?

SPEAKER_06

The alligator man dance. Why can't you catch feet? Spell alligator in the case. I yeah, I there's a shitload of them.

SPEAKER_02

They used to be endangered, so it may be an old law or something, but I don't get it either. Why can't you fucking touch an alligator?

SPEAKER_14

That's stupid. Lake Okeechobee has over 30,000.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. There's plenty of alligators. Listen, there's we could go through I that we should do that on an episode to just break open the book of laws and go through and look at how many fucking ridiculously stupid laws are on the books. We could do a whole other thing.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, there's still shit from this 1800s about it. Get your mule drunk on the weekend and I think they got rid of it finally.

SPEAKER_02

But not till not like till like at least the 80s or 90s, there was a law in Florida that you couldn't go down a road that didn't have streetlights unless there was a guy walking out in front of your car a hundred feet with a fucking lantern. And you could have got a ticket for that. Is it still illegal in Florida to drive barefoot? I know that was a thing. Really? I never heard of that one. No, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. All right, let's see what else is illegal.

SPEAKER_06

Saying as you're dancing, as you go around, you spell an alligator and you end it with the stomach. The alligator man got a commercial too. You have a commercial, he got a theme song. Everybody seemed like na na na na nah, it's the alligator man.

SPEAKER_08

That is 100% the single.

SPEAKER_06

Well, that's the alligator man's all now.

SPEAKER_08

I see what you're saying about doing the wrong thing in the right way and how it works.

SPEAKER_06

It worked.

SPEAKER_08

Where do you find alligators in Florida?

SPEAKER_06

If there's a lake, there's a gator. I promise you. So that's everywhere. There's gators everywhere.

SPEAKER_08

Mysters are very hard to get up out of.

SPEAKER_06

She's gone.

SPEAKER_08

So many Florida men, so many fing alligators. Surely there's a Florida man who's normal.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, Missy, I am Captain Silky Silverchips. I hail out of the island called Marathon.

SPEAKER_14

As soon as I saw this guy, my first thought was uh Pirate Steve from Dodgeball. That was the very first character I thought of. There'd be no other place for Steve. If you can.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, that's perfect.

SPEAKER_14

You see a lot of guys like this, and like, I mean, this guy's down in the keys, but you see a lot of them in St. Augustine, too. They're they're all about pirates there. Walt Disney World. Fucking Tampa.

SPEAKER_02

You see them everywhere. Yeah. Anywhere tourists.

SPEAKER_08

Cool.

SPEAKER_03

And you're a pirate? Well, I'm a pirate most of the day. When I'm not, I'm a landscaper.

SPEAKER_08

What could a landscaper pirate possibly have done? A man dressed as a pirate.

SPEAKER_03

Shooting his gun on the seven-mile bridge in South Florida. So I took out my flintlocks to shoot at the sun. Now, mind you, there was no projectile game. Simply gunpowder, right?

SPEAKER_08

Why do you defend what you did?

SPEAKER_03

Well, I defend my Second Amendment right.

SPEAKER_08

Your Second Amendment right to shoot a gun into the sun?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Is it really come on, man? I mean, I I get the I get the law. Can't just go shooting your gun off, whatever. But when you get there and the guy's got a musket, he tells you it doesn't have a ball in it, and it's like, oh, okay, just get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_14

Then do you really have to be kind of a public nuisance that you're probably breaking some kind of decibel noise bullshit?

SPEAKER_02

Whatever happened to discretion. Well, I can tell you what happened to discretion is they're a bunch of fucking idiots and they need to get rid of these stupid laws. But anyway, right, here we go.

SPEAKER_14

And also he could have chosen a better place to do it than on the seven mile bridge, but Well, actually, no.

SPEAKER_02

How the fuck did they even catch him on the seven mile bridge? What were they right there?

SPEAKER_14

How did they somebody probably somebody probably called it in and said there's a fucking lunatic on the side of the bridge dressed like a bridge?

SPEAKER_02

I mean, it's just the whole thing is, but anyway, I digress about how ridiculous the story within the ridiculous story is. Here we go. But not only is this role, the comment, but pausing it is makes it legal.

SPEAKER_03

To become a Florida man, you must first be a Florida boy.

SPEAKER_14

That's not true because your uncle is a Florida man, and as you previously stated, he was not born in Florida. That is correct. You don't have to be a Florida boy to become a Florida man. That is absolutely correct. We are Florida boys.

SPEAKER_02

I was born in Florida. You were born in Florida, right? I'm born in Miami. Yep, there you go.

SPEAKER_14

And both my parents were born in Florida, so I'm a second generation. Yeah, you're even more Florida than me. Right. And my mom's mom, my grandmother, was born on military trail in West Palm when it was still a dirt road. Holy shit. Uh so yeah, I got uh I'm an old crap.

SPEAKER_02

Jesus, you're practically you should be king here.

SPEAKER_03

Right. The life that it gives you as a boy to hone your skills to be, in my case, a Florida pirate man.

SPEAKER_08

Have you always been a Florida man?

SPEAKER_03

Ah, no. Originally I hailed from Chicago. Oh, so you're a transplant. I was then. Yeah, exactly. But since then, I've lived my entire life here in the Keys.

SPEAKER_08

What do you think is behind every Florida man?

SPEAKER_03

Must be in the water that we're drinking down here to drive us to what we do.

SPEAKER_08

It's a water conspiracy.

SPEAKER_03

And uh women.

SPEAKER_08

Women.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. They're the ones that drive you crazy.

SPEAKER_08

And while I was running away from these unusual men, I was heading towards some new ideas. There had to be a common thread. What was I missing? There was something different about this state. So many Florida man stories filling the news. Did Florida reporters know something I didn't? I went to an undisclosed orange grove to meet a very casually dressed journalist to find out. What can you tell me about these Florida man stories? I mean, I have my own research, but you just give me yours just to compare notes.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, I mean they are true. People do weird things here in Florida, and uh it gets into the news. Uh but no shit. Yeah. A major factor is that we went from being the least populated southern state in 1940 to now being the third most populous state in the country. Sure. Uh we got two.

SPEAKER_08

This nerd knew a lot about Florida. And while he mostly rambled, I was connecting the dots.

SPEAKER_11

There's a lake, there's a gate. You can get just about any kind of weapon you want here in the United States. 49th among the states in funding for mental health treatment. Mental health issues? Another big factor is Florida was the first state in the nation to pass this uh landmark law called the Sunshine Act that says that basically any government document is available for reporters to go in and see. Police reports, for instance, are all open for inspection by reporters.

SPEAKER_08

And that's when it hit me. The missing piece of the puzzle.

SPEAKER_11

By a guy named Emory Ridge.

SPEAKER_08

Shut up, shut up. That's it.

SPEAKER_11

What's it?

SPEAKER_08

It's the Sunshine Act.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah?

SPEAKER_08

It's not what causes Florida man, it's why we hear about Florida Man.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, people do crazy shit everywhere.

SPEAKER_08

I just figured it out all by myself. I'm a genius. Florida Man has been the butt of countless jokes, but maybe that's not fair. Well, this guy was pretty weird. The Sunshine Act makes it easier to discover Florida man's stories, but I was just scratching the surface. We may not hear about them as much, but it turns out there are Florida men in every state. And while Florida will always be America's petri dish of batshit behavior, the truth is there's a little Florida man in all of us.

SPEAKER_14

Actually, Florida is the Australia. Best way to put it. Yeah, yeah. This is where most of the things that bite sting, uh, you know, it's hot.

SPEAKER_02

We don't have kangaroos, but here's the thing. And you at you and I've experienced this firsthand being being in the restaurant business. Nobody realizes, all right, they call America the the melting pot of the world. Well, guess what? Florida is the melting pot of America. No other state do you go to. You don't go to Wyoming, well, maybe Wyoming. You don't go to Arkansas and have you sit down next to some guy and go, yeah, where are you from? Oh, I'm from New York, uh, but we figured we'd come down here and start a just start a bar and retire, and you know, we don't really know anything about running a bar. But you just that's the only people that do that come to Florida. And as you and I know, being in the restaurant business, there's tons of people that for whatever reason live up north, think they can come down here and open a bar or a restaurant without knowing the first fucking thing about how to run a bar or a restaurant, and just think they can do it. And uh, and you know, even though they were a you know a travel agent or an accountant or a you know mechanic or whatever for their previous endeavors, they decide, yeah, let's just move to Florida and do whatever the fuck we think we can do. That's why you get so many crazy third generation Floridian status.

SPEAKER_14

You rarely meet people in Florida that are from Florida, it's always from somewhere else, and not just from all the other states in the United States, which for sure a lot of people come down here to retire or business or whatever like that. But we also have an honest to God a lot of immigration, both legal and illegal. Because we're a fucking peninsula, it's easy to get to us, yeah. You know, Miami is the banking capital of all of this of the Caribbean and Central America, that's where the money is. Yeah, Miami in those foreign countries, it's right there in Miami.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Miami's the London of the of the Latin world for sure. Absolutely banking hub. And you know, this is the other thing that like you know, people complain about Florida driving. It's like, yeah, we get the shittiest drivers from all over the fucking world. We get drivers from places that they've never even seen a car. You know, imagine being coming here from Haiti, you know, like, oh, now you gotta you gotta drive now. Oh, really? What's a car? How does that work?

SPEAKER_14

You know, huge difference though between central Florida and all the way through it, from south central to central to north central Florida and all of the edges. Oh, yeah. The coast is where most of the you know what I mean. Like in central Florida, uh you get you run into a lot more third and fourth actual generation Floridians that have lived here forever, and there are pretty hillbilly, they're crackers. You know, it's funny you bring that up because if you are in Gainesville, it's people from Georgia and here uh talk the same.

SPEAKER_02

Right, yeah, it's true. Well, it's funny you mentioned that because if we wanted to live over by your sister in Hudson, Florida, we could buy a really nice house right now. Places are cheap over there. But I thought they were cheaper further south, but yeah, well, anywhere over there, anywhere on the west coast, way cheaper, way cheaper. Of course, a lot more inventory because you got all the ones that are, you know, as we did on that one FEMA story, the 50-50, they either got to be torn down or fixed up or whatever. So, yeah, I mean the inventory is insane, which makes that all the prices come down, and you can get. I mean, I looked at a house that literally, if you tried to buy that house on this coast, it'd be three million. You can get over on that coast on the water with a pool, about a five-bedroom, three fucking bedroom on the on on you know, on a canal that goes right out to the gulf for about six hundred thousand bucks. I mean, it it's huge the the differences. Yeah, anyway. But yeah, we should uh we're kind of running out of time for this, but I want to do an episode where we just go through and look at do the do the listing stuff and look through all the yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_14

That'll be pretty hello episode.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, for sure. For sure. We're about done with this one, right?

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, we pretty much have our hit the mark there. So I think we need to once again remind you to call us at the Slack line, 904-549-9024. Like, comment, share, and subscribe. Yeah, and subscribe, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Subscribe if it cost you anything, you know? Yeah, exactly. You know, and that's the thing that I think people don't I mean, I don't I can't subscribe because I don't I don't can't sign in, but I think a lot of people don't subscribe because they think it's gonna cost them money or do they even does it does it make them get emails or something?

SPEAKER_14

I mean you'd have to put in your email address you know so yeah, if you wanted to hit the bell for notifications so that you'd be alerted every time one of our shorts or one of our episodes drops, then you would get little email notifications. But I'm not even asking you to do that. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02

So what exactly does subscribe? Leave a comment. What exactly happens if you do hit the sub subscribe button?

SPEAKER_14

Uh it counts towards it registered with YouTube as another subscriber. It's a one it's a front.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, like for the person for the person that clicks it, it just puts it in your algorithm a little more or something.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, and yeah, once you've subscribed, then you'll start seeing our episodes pop up in your feed. You won't have to go looking for us as much, and it helps push us out to other people as well. Yeah, it really does help the channel.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm gonna have to try and figure out how to log on to log on to YouTube one of these days. Anyway. All right, guys, I guess that'll do it. Wrap it up for this uh lovely episode, and we'll see you next time. Thanks, guys.