Ep. 51 - The Slack Doctors Episode 51We Are Banned In Russia

The Docs discover they're banned in Russia! The Docs swap some great service industry stories from the old days. How do we feel about Ibogaine? The Docs react to clips- Clavicular on Matan is top tier trolling. A Gene Simmons look alike is still rocking. WTH is Kash looking at? How do you outrun 3000 people? A mortal threat, really?(Well maybe...) Mother of the year contender for your consideration. People forget how good Manhunter(1986) was. Another cheesy Trump photo opp or just a McDonald's ad? 

Transcript

SPEAKER_10 0:22

All righty, we are back like a bad case of herpes. Uh this is the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip.

SPEAKER_08 0:29

I am Dr.

SPEAKER_10 0:30

Bob. And uh I don't really have much of an agenda for the show today. There's definitely stuff to talk about, but all the stuff that I was going to talk about are either referenced in uh voicemails or videos. So unless there's something you got anything special to kick off with, I would say we get to it.

SPEAKER_08 0:47

Well, I do have one little interesting bit of information regarding our channel and specifically our YouTube channel. I am proud to say, or I don't know if proud is the right word, but we are banned in Russia. Oh, really? One of our shows has been banned in the motherland. What did we do against Russia? Well, apparently the uh the clip of the Indian military hopping and dancing to whatever that little tune was was struck down by copyright infringement. Now, I anticipated something like that occurring, but I certainly did not anticipate the source of it being Russia. I would have assumed India, possibly Pakistan or something along those lines. So, and as it turned out, it was different from any other copyright strike that we've gotten. Um, it didn't say anything about monetization or anything because we're not monetized anyway, so that really doesn't matter yet on YouTube. But what it did say was that uh the viewership is partially blocked. It said one or more countries is incapable of viewing your video. So, of course, I clicked on please see more, you know, details because I wanted to know who, and it came up to be Russia. So I would like this entered into court as evidence A, uh, in defense of my previous statement, wherein I may or may not have asked Putin to give me gold out of Fort Knox. This is clearly proof that he has no interest in helping me or the show in any way, shape, or form because he can't even see it because now we're banned in Russia. Although I'm sure he has a workaround. If that guy doesn't have a quality VPN, I'd be surprised.

SPEAKER_10 2:17

Speaking of which, if PBD wants to make the same uh a challenge against us that he did Tucker, uh, I'm all in, man. You can look all in my financials all you want. But I'm not coughing up a half a million dollars to do it, dude. You're that's insane. You know, I can't believe like during the during the challenge of somebody like it's gonna cost us both about a half million dollars. Well, I'm out then. What the what the hell are you talking about? Just so I can show you my you want me to pay a half million dollars to show you my financials.

SPEAKER_08 2:48

That's insane. Unless the payoff is, you know, ten million dollars for doing it. Yeah, that's that's not any kind of investment I'm gonna make.

SPEAKER_10 2:56

Not that I have that kind of an investment to make, but I've got such a love-hate fucking thing with PVD. That's guys, but I love Tom. Tom's great. I like Tom. Tom's the only guy, and I'm I'm you know, I'm kind of coming around on Vinny. Vinny's not bad. Adam is a complete waste of freaking flesh. He's an idiot, that guy. He's literally, dude, Adam is the kind of guy we worked with at the gathering. That's the guy that went out every night snorting up the as much cocaine as we could get our hands on, trying to pick up chicks. He's still doing it. He's literally still living out.

SPEAKER_08 3:29

We're out of everything but prime ribbid prime rib and crab legs. Which one do you want? That was the joke's famous go-to move.

SPEAKER_10 3:37

He could be a cleaned up Tony De Joza, couldn't he? That's that's kind of a that's a good analogy.

SPEAKER_08 3:41

That was Guido's go-to move. Just rattle off, we're out of everything except the two most expensive things on the menu, which coincidentally also come out of the kitchen faster than anything else because they're basically right out of the Bane Marie. And we're out. In other words, how fast? What's the most amount of money I can extract from you in the shortest period of time possible? Here, have you?

SPEAKER_10 3:59

Yeah, it was he was a machine. No, no appetizers, no dessert. Nope. Sorry, we're out. It's broken. Now we're out of that. Whatever he had to say, you you get them in, you get them out. It's an all the numbers game. Even the high.

SPEAKER_08 4:12

I'm not gonna lie. On occasion at Howley's, I may or may not have said that the ice cream or the the milkshake machine was broken. Oh, that was just the disaster of a oh yeah. So yeah, they they put the the put the milkshake machine in the very back corner of the kitchen. Like so if you you have to leave your station and everything, you go back. And they also had the ice cream cooler set way too low. So when you went to scoop it, it was a two-handed attempt to get the scoops out. It was rock solid, and it would wear out the motor on the blenders. We went through a couple of you know, mini blenders in a short period of time. The whole time you're doing that, your entire station is full of people that are pissed off and want service and want something, and you're not you're you can't even make eye contact with it because you're not in the dining room. I gotta say genius maneuver.

SPEAKER_10 4:54

The few times that I worked there as a bus boy and or host, whatever, I didn't want to be any any higher than that. I when I watched those people waiting tables there, I was like, what? This just didn't make any sense at all. The menu is expansive. I think they've streamlined it a lot. I hope so then. I hope so. I mean, I you had it running pretty good when you, you know, I gotta tell I'm gonna state it here publicly. The Howley's was the best I ever saw when you were the manager. It's it's never been as good as that ever again. But yeah, well, I'm biased.

SPEAKER_08 5:25

I think Jess is good now. Yeah, just there. I mean, there's different styles of management, you know what I mean? And there's the owner wants one thing from you, whereas the restaurant might need something else out of you. You know what I mean? Like I was a very hands-on manager. I was very much only that.

SPEAKER_10 5:39

Here's the difference between you and Jess. Jess is just gonna say, okay, you're the one that says, okay, but uh, well, we're not doing it. You know, we're gonna kind of do that to satisfy his urges, but we're really not gonna do that. We're gonna do this other thing that's much better. See, that's the difference between you and Jess.

SPEAKER_08 5:54

There's a big difference between the customer is always right, which is what you hear, which is just not true. No, absolutely. It's simply not true. Uh, what is true is that sometimes the customer is wrong, but that's okay. And that's the truth. It's okay to be wrong, but you are, sir, you are wrong. And what it is you're asking me to do, I we can't do it. It either defies the laws of physics or all senses of propriety, or it's economically unfeasible for me to do so. But there's a reason why I should tell you no, and I'm gonna, and then I'm gonna explain it, but it's okay that you're wrong.

SPEAKER_10 6:25

All right. I apologize already if I've already told this story, but I used to work at this place out in Wellington called the courtyard. I opened and closed that restaurant. I was there on opening day, I was there on closing day. But um, there was this couple that would come in. No, no, it was just I just stuck it out. What happened is mid midstream, they changed owners and they got this crazy Hungarian chef from the breakers bought it. This guy was wacko. He was insane. So everybody got fired, and and everybody was trying to kiss his ass not to get fired, and I wasn't. I didn't give a shit. I was just a waiter. What are you gonna do? Fire me? I'll go get another job. I didn't give a shit. So he ended up liking me for whatever reason, but whatever. But the but the point is, there was this couple that would come in at least once a month, maybe even every couple of weeks, and they'd come in and be gregarious, shaking everybody's hands, slapping people on the back, how you been? How's everything going? How's everything? Inevitably, every time they ever went there, something went wrong. Something was wrong with the food, a piece of silverware was dirty, something. There was always something, and they would storm out of there, uh, you know, just you know, furious, and and like, yeah, you know, screaming and cussing and leaving every time it'd be like, Okay, well, sorry, we sorry, we're sorry. See you next, see you next month. We could make them happy and they kept coming back.

SPEAKER_08 7:49

Complained once to me at Roxy's on Clematis, right? And this was like on a Thursday night when the West Palm was doing its bar crawl thing, and just the place was literally packed to the gills. We were the only place on the entire street that's kitchen was open past midnight. Right? So around one thirty in the morning, guess what? You know, nothing but drunks wanting food, and the place is packed hip to hip with people standing. I couldn't keep a waitress for more than three months. They would just keep quitting. They had to hold the trays above their heads to keep the drunks from taking food off the trays, which they would still try to do, breaking up fights, people stealing each other's food, shit like that. Yeah, you need bouncers to wait on people at that point. This chick uh calls me, the manager. I oh man, you know, they need a manager at this table. So I go over there and she's like, she says something to me about how the service is horrible, it takes forever to get your food. Everybody on the street knows it and talks about it. So my answer to her was so then you already knew it came in anyway. And have you seen what's going on around you? Because I'll be happy to give you, bring you an application if you think you can do this. Uh the chick that brought your food is a foot and a half taller than you, and they still tried to snitch the food off the top. So I don't think you're gonna pull this off. Um, a same chick, I can't even remember her name now, but I literally once had to pick her up by the waist and put her up on my shoulder and march her back into the kitchen to keep her from beating the shit out of a customer that was had already started a fight with her, and it was insanity.

SPEAKER_07 9:18

God, I could see Dr. Bob as a manager.

SPEAKER_08 9:21

He was good. Come on, come on, let's go. Nope, nope, I'm not letting you do that. Nope, nope, let me down. No, not till we get in the back.

SPEAKER_10 9:28

We'll have to send this episode to Stuoky. That'd be a good sponsor. Him and him and uh Rodney. Anyway, but yeah, the that whole leading with everybody talks about it.

SPEAKER_08 9:39

Well, then what's your surprise? If nothing else, you should be. That's because there's salmon swimming upstream against drunken bears.

SPEAKER_10 10:00

Yeah, anyway. All right. Uh all right, let's get to some voicemails. See, I I I don't think there are any of them.

SPEAKER_08 10:07

I think you only left. I was just gonna say, I hope you have some clips pulled up. I got I got a bunch of clips. You only sent me a handful, and I think you only left there's only one voicemail, but we'll do the voicemail first. I believe that there is only one. Oh, well, I know what it's about already, then too. Yep. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_09 10:27

Yeah, I forgot we were supposed to talk about uh Joe Rogan and uh President Trump there and uh great of uh advocates um I think that happened right on 420, or was it Sunday on 419? But anyway, we should discuss that. That's an interesting uh topic.

SPEAKER_10 10:49

When was that? Was it right on 420? I think he the announcement was. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 10:53

I didn't know anything about that. I do remember recently seeing or listening to a uh Rogan podcast that had that Texas senator guy that he was um that was pushing for the Ibogaine treatment and for the usage of it in Texas. I didn't know it had reached the national scale or level.

SPEAKER_10 11:08

Did you see the little video clip of them all with Trump when they when they signed the paper or whatever? Oh yeah, because that guy, Rogan, I think Dr. Oz, RFK Jr., we're all like in the in the White House standing behind Trump as he, you know, proclaimed he was gonna do whatever the hell he's gonna do. But everybody before that was was tell, you know, talking about how Rogan had ditched MAGA and was talking about about Trump. And he is, I mean, but at the same time, you know, when you when you got common ground, why not, you know, make hay when the sun's shining. But uh I I didn't even know Abigail Abigain was is it Abigain? Abigain, how do you say it? I b Ibigain, Ibain IBO. I didn't even know it was illegal. How are they doing it if it's illegal? I hear about people doing it all the time. Where do they get it?

SPEAKER_08 11:56

Things that things can be federally illegal, but still allowed on a state level. There's usually religious exemptions for a great many types of drugs, such as ayahuasca and DMT in general. You know, it's funny. They could have gone out of the country to do it, they could have gone to, you know, that's true, that's true, somewhere in Central America, like where all those weird health clinics are, where it's pretty much, you know, as long as you got the cash, you got the right to do whatever you want. And it's funny. Go ahead. Sorry. So I would say that's probably how they're doing it. I doubt they're doing it illegally on camera in on United States territory and filming themselves doing that.

SPEAKER_10 12:30

But but I want to do it now because I heard some guy that did it say that it made him stop biting his fingernails. I was like, shit, if it'll do that, I'm trying it. But here's the thing. I mean, it's just it's a different kind of psychoactive drug, but it's just a psychedelic, right?

SPEAKER_08 12:45

It is a psychedelic, but it's in no way apparently. Again, I've never done it, but I have studied a little bit about it and done a little bit of minor research, and it apparently has no abusive like you will not want to do this again for a long time. It's not, it is a much more shamanistic experience, right? Life-altering kind of thing where it's like you know, ripping apart your ego and building you back up. It's it's not for everybody says it's not pleasant, it's not a pleasant experience.

SPEAKER_10 13:13

That's what I'm thinking. I've already had an experience like that, and I still chew my fingernails because I dipped up mushroom trip once and I didn't have no desire to do anymore. Yeah, I don't know. It must be a little different or something, but uh yeah, I'm I'm interested in trying it now. Just if if any I mean, that's my worst habit that I fucking hate that I do is fucking chew my fingernails.

SPEAKER_08 13:31

You know, the same with um DMT when it's taken in the form of ayahuasca. That's and that's almost always done in South America, but that's a long process that requires hours and hours. It lasts, you know, for 12 hours or more. It involves multiple vomiting sessions, which doesn't sound at all, you know what I mean? Again, it's one of those things that's supposed to change the way you view yourself and the world. You're not gonna want to do this on the regular.

SPEAKER_10 13:54

I don't think you have to vomit. I think it depends on you know if you're prone to vomit or not. There's some people I think.

SPEAKER_08 14:00

Yeah, you don't have to, but it's it's like 99% of people vomit.

SPEAKER_10 14:03

Well, that's the thing when I did my that mushroom juice, everybody else that did it through up, except me. I didn't throw up, I just still kept it down. You've never thrown up from mushrooms either. Well, this was a mushroom juice, it wasn't just mushrooms. I don't know. Yeah, we made yeah. We boiled tea and then okay, so you done that too.

SPEAKER_08 14:20

But yeah, and everybody had a little bit left in theirs, and I just dumped them all into mine, and you know, I didn't throw up, I didn't feel great, my stomach, but you know, that was 30 something years ago.

SPEAKER_10 14:30

Must be the Jew in us.

SPEAKER_08 14:32

Yeah, I'm not wasting it. Are you kidding? Speaking of which, my head scene in train spotting when he fishes the tw the pill back out of the disgusting toilet in the Scottish train station.

SPEAKER_10 14:41

I'm not familiar with that movie, but I'm sure it's a but I I'm getting my Jew fingers coming back. Oh, good for you. It's coming back a little bit. And you know what it's from? It's from the from my fucking weed.

SPEAKER_08 14:51

You have to get one of those harps, a little Jew harp.

SPEAKER_10 14:53

It's from my fucking weed grinder. Somehow that gives me Jew finger. I don't know why. It's interesting.

unknown 14:59

All right.

SPEAKER_10 14:59

Well, let's see. Do you do you have clips picked up? Let's see what you picked out.

SPEAKER_08 15:03

I only have a couple.

SPEAKER_04 15:07

Um, well, I would say that's the most mog versus.

SPEAKER_08 15:12

Yeah, when you say it like when you look how sad Mike Mike, as soon as he didn't say Mike Mike, Mike Mike put his hands down at his sides and just rests his head forward. It's very sad. I think Maton and Mike Mike were both looking for either one of them to be the answer, but not this guy's answer. Right.

SPEAKER_04 15:27

It's like that. Uh it does sound a little bit homosexual, but when you just say who mogs the hardest, I would say probably like a Tyler.

SPEAKER_03 15:34

This, I mean, you want this is homosexual on your end, though. Not necessarily, no. Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_08 15:39

Can you not necessarily is not a denial? I mean, it could be interpreted as not homosexual, but maybe it is.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

Um, well, you see, your phrasing is a little bit phrasing that. Uh, top five most attractive men who you like the most? Yeah. That's definitely homosexual.

SPEAKER_03 15:59

I didn't say anything about homosexual. This is objective, right?

SPEAKER_04 16:02

Well, in the way that I'm phrasing it, but just how you're asking the question is homosexual.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

Okay, fine. Can you give me the top five men that you're most attracted to?

SPEAKER_08 16:12

Much, much better way of asking the question.

SPEAKER_04 16:14

Uh okay, there we go. Yeah. Go ahead. So you you're really uh doubling down on that. So, like I said, it's all mathematics. Like, people can sit here and cope. A lot of normies do. Um, especially a lot of women have been throwing that, you know, name calling around, oh, you're a homosexual because uh you don't I'm not calling you a homosexual. Well, no, I'm just I'm saying in general, like people on Twitter will say that, like because Mike Mike now this is clavicular who they're interviewing.

SPEAKER_08 16:37

He's the one that's got brought this whole looks maxing thing in. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 16:40

Look at Mike Mike right now. He's looks maxing.

SPEAKER_08 16:42

I was just gonna say, Mike Mike, not only is he doing it right now, but if you think about look at his jawline, I think he may have been doing this way ahead of the game. Way ahead of the game. He's been doing this shit for years.

SPEAKER_04 16:52

I've had a lot of viral clips of me rejecting like atrocious looking women and having standards for myself, and they'll be like, oh, dude, she's beautiful. You're you must be a homosexual. And it's like, no, I just have some standards for myself. I like women with a little bit of class. It's the same thing when you start talking about aesthetics, which is all based upon mathematics. It's like they just throw around homosexual because they don't fall.

SPEAKER_03 17:10

Who do you think is the most attractive man in the world?

SPEAKER_04 17:12

The most attractive man in the world. Um I would say that in terms of uh you know, harmony percentage, it's like a very objective thing. This is not really based on like loot over.

SPEAKER_08 17:23

I I didn't realize it. Sorry about that.

SPEAKER_10 17:26

I I don't even, you know, what language he's speaking? Mogging and maxing and what the fuck? Normies? Like what you're not normal? Because you beat your face with a hammer, that makes you not normal?

SPEAKER_08 17:39

Yeah, well, no, apparently, if you at least I think it's an eight out of ten, you're you're a normal regular, ugly.

SPEAKER_10 17:46

Apparently, he just opened some five million dollar club down in Miami, and they were saying that uh somebody was saying, ow, I just bit my tongue. They were saying that uh it's just dying, nobody's going there. And they they had some footage of him walking in there with his girlfriend. I wasn't impressed with his girlfriend, dude. I mean, she was she looked pretty, but she looked like she was a zombie. She was just like, I don't know, she looked like she was drugged out or something. It was like, all right, well, she looks okay, I guess, but she didn't even, I mean, I would have said maybe an eight. She doesn't tolerate that guy. She probably was pretty fucked up. Good point. You know? Good point, good point. Yeah, that guy's crazy. Anyway. Well, yeah, it's a it's a it's a cool fad going on. Looks maxing and mogging and whatever the fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_08 18:34

Yeah, it's short, but it'll be coming out in the next day or so, I think. It's it's already scheduled involving you as to help these guys out in that department. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, that we do. Anyway, you got another one? Bring your own hammer. Um, yeah, this is a this is a pretty good one. So when you first sent me this, my first thought was uh that you found what was the guy that used to do the the karaoke at Benny's.

SPEAKER_10 19:04

Oh, uh Jackie.

SPEAKER_08 19:05

Jackie. Jackie. I was gonna say, oh shit, you you found where Jackie is, but apparently it's not Jackie, but it could be. That is a level of confidence that I will never have in my life. Um imagine what what kind of a savage person this guy was 30 years ago?

SPEAKER_10 19:38

Team Simmons was big back in the 70s. Look at that kick though.

SPEAKER_08 19:48

Not bad. Not bad. I don't even want to hazard a guess at this guy's age, but uh yeah, that's pretty rough. Yeah, I guess. There's a couple of seconds more, but I think it was really all about the kick.

SPEAKER_10 20:05

Yep, that was it. Yeah, yeah. Gene Simmons has hit hit hard times. Yeah, hell. I hope I can kick that high when I get to be that age. I've never been able to kick that high. Even as a toddler, I don't think I could have done that. All right. You got any more, or should I start hitting some of mine here? Uh I got one more. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_08 20:24

Uh let's see. I don't think it's funny, but I do have one more.

SPEAKER_09 20:28

The leaders of KKK and and other groups to continue their operations.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

Is that I'm not alleging that the grand jury returned an indictment that says that. And so what what the what the investigation found according to to the indictment that was returned today is that they were paying so so the Sheadland Pobly Law Center is raising money, asking folks to give them money to dismantle racism, and over a very long period of time, um, they were using some of the money they raised from donors to pay to they call them field, you know, the for just a couple of seconds there.

SPEAKER_08 21:02

It looked like Cash Patel was watching a tennis match, man. His eyes were going all the way one side of his head, all the way back to the other side of his head. What the hell are you looking at, buddy? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 21:11

I was just gonna say something about I didn't even notice that. Yeah. For information, for access, to just pay them for um for certain um to to do certain things, and and so yes, that's exactly what the indictment charges.

SPEAKER_08 21:25

I just want to make sure I understand you're alleging that the southern poverty law. Yeah, that was the entirety of it. Yeah, Patel's looking around like he's expecting to get snatched up at any second, which quite honestly he might be.

SPEAKER_10 21:37

This whole subject just seems so ridiculous to me. All right, so if correct me if I'm wrong, but they're getting charged for paying like the n like KKK or Nazi Party or whatever to have an informant in there. Isn't that what they're doing? I believe so. Doesn't that isn't that exactly the same thing the FBI does? So everybody does it. Why is that even illegal? They're not using government. I mean, they don't get it's donor money. It's not government money, is it? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_08 22:12

Lots of things that are are illegal if a civilian does it are legal if a government does it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 22:18

Yeah, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 22:20

I mean, basically everything that occurs during espionage.

SPEAKER_10 22:22

All right, so if we were is it illegal. If somebody gives us donates money to our podcast, who cares? Why do who says what we do with it? We we could pay some informant that's in a street gang or something to come be on the show or something. What the what what how is that illegal? I don't get it.

SPEAKER_08 22:39

I don't know the details. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_10 22:42

It's just stupid. It's just stupid. And not only, I mean, everybody, all the all the wacko magamorons that are left are all trying to say, oh, look, the southern law has been funding the KKK and the Nazi this whole time. Like all out funding them. And they're trying to blame them. You remember the Jews will not replace us in Charlottesville? They're trying to say that was completely funded by the Southern Poverty, you know, SBLC, whatever the fuck it's called. I'm like, wait a minute. How much money do they have? And and to what end? What's the point? And they're trying to say that it's just to just to gin up racism. Which, okay, who cares? I don't I don't I don't get it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 23:22

Any take? No, I uh I don't know the details as to what exactly they were being charged about or with, but I was more fascinated by Patel's facial animation.

SPEAKER_10 23:33

Well, I mean, this is the thing. You know, here's the other thing. They're doing this. They somehow got some uh army ranger that uh bet on the the outcome of the Venezuela thing and won a bunch of money. They grabbed this guy already and prosecuting him. Nobody from Epstein, nobody from the COVID, nobody, you know. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:55

No, there's a million abstract uh It's just insane what these people would be.

SPEAKER_10 23:59

How do they even you know I I really like Cash Patel when he was saying he was gonna turn the FBI into a museum and and just basically get rid of it, but this whatever he's doing now is what is the name of that stuff that that airplanes shoot out behind them to make the missile aluminum?

SPEAKER_08 24:16

Aluminums.

SPEAKER_10 24:17

Oh, chafe, yeah, yeah. Well, no, yeah, that's okay. Chaff? Yeah, chaff, chaf, yeah. Yeah, basically all of these stories are just chaff. That's true. Yeah, that's all they are. Yep, that's true. Good analogy. Yep. All right, is that the last one you had? No, that's all I got. Yeah, that was and that and the one voicemail. All right, let's see what I got here. Oh, yeah. This is a so this is a Charlie Kirk uh related thing here that this is another thing that I've just I I this doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I wish we had an overhead. I know they may show an overhead of of the of the whole Charlie Kirk thing, but this is a good they make a good point here. Is there no audio to this? I didn't even try to listen to it. Maybe they might not have audio. I guess there's no audio. But yeah, this is really weird how they kind of time f from the point of the shot that you know, you obviously see people starting to run. Okay. So I think the point they're gonna be making is we should see people coming out of this walkway running for their cars. Yeah, right where they're focusing in there. Shouldn't there be and these people aren't walking around like I mean, he's not that how do these people not even hear the shot? How do they not see anybody? This is not the same time, I don't think. People would be storming out of here.

SPEAKER_08 26:24

I mean, clearly this is where people are parked. If both of those countdowns were started from the time of the gunshot, then that you're right, that doesn't jive.

SPEAKER_07 26:33

That looks like a police car. That white car that came around that you were just playing.

SPEAKER_10 26:39

That? Yeah. Yeah, I see it. Oh, it does. It looks kind of like a college uh college security or something, maybe.

SPEAKER_07 26:44

And there's the guy that came down with the roof.

SPEAKER_10 26:47

And there's actually, I I think in this very same post there's another, I don't know if you guys have seen the video, but they they have video of what they claim is uh is Tyler um let me just turn the screen out saying nothing. They have voted of what they say is Tyler walking down the street, and this black SUV comes almost completely to a stop right next to him on the sidewalk. And then it just kind of drives off. Anyway, you get the point of this. We don't have to watch any more of that. But yeah, the whole thing is just like, I don't know, man. I don't know how they're gonna convict this guy. This doesn't look anything like I don't know. That's what I keep telling. I mean, I'm arguing with people on X and Online and stuff, and I'm like, I they keep telling me, oh, you know, you know, they get all upset and all emotionally invested, and I keep telling them, I'm like, I don't care. I don't give a shit if he did it or not. That's that's not the point. You're the one emotionally invested. I'm just saying, how are you gonna convict this guy? You ain't got the evidence that's not there. Uh anyway. And and here's the thing. I'm looking forward to our our guest on Monday. Apparently, he'll he'll have some strong opinions on this, I feel. Yeah, I I do too. I hope he sends me his email in time. I haven't got it yet. But uh uh yeah, but um this whole thing, I mean, here's here's the thing. If you get the gun thrown, all right, uh even if you let the gun back in as evidence, okay. Whatever. That's that's not uh a definite, but that's evidence towards the the you know, it's definitely good circumstantial evidence. But this chat thing, how are they gonna explain this? The chat thing just does not add up. Clearly faked. So, I mean, if you if you even if you eliminated the gun, you can go, okay, that's just it. The gun isn't the gun, whatever. There aren't that many questions except how to get in the woods. But this chat thing, if these chats are all fake, who's sending all these fake chats?

SPEAKER_08 28:34

There's also no uh body cam footage or police footage of him actually being arrested.

SPEAKER_10 28:39

Dude, there's so much shitty there's there's literally almost no evidence that isn't somehow tainted or or you know, some kind of fuckery or bullshit. I I haven't heard any bit of evidence that it's not like, yeah, that's not gonna stand up in court. I'm I've I've I've heard of all the evidence they have. The only evidence that they've said they have that could possibly convince me is oh, they have footage of him taking the shot. Okay. If you got footage of him taking the shot, or we can see his face and say that's Tyler Robinson, I'll admit he did it. Other than that, it's all conjecture, it's all circumstantial evidence. There's no it's not and and it's all falling apart. It's not it's not jiving with what's what's on tape and what's actually provable. Anyway. But yeah, the whole thing's just pretty crazy. But I think that's all we that's all our Charlie talk for the day, unless you got anything else to talk about or no, not regarding that that whole shibacle. Yeah. So we'll see. I mean, and they're and you know, the oh, the other thing about that is uh I don't know if you saw that clip of uh Col the Andrew Colvert and one of the other guys, I think it's the Neff guy or whatever, and they're talking to this chick, lawyer chick, and they're like, Well, how how long do you think before this actually goes to trial? She goes, This thing doesn't go to trial until 2028. And they both go, oh, like that's a bad thing. Like, what do we what do you care? What difference does it make? That's like it's they're just so motivated by something other than what's going on, but yeah, whatever. Uh yeah, this one's pretty good. I thought this one uh this particular clip, this guy exhibits more manhood than I think I ever could. Uh and you'll see why here in just a moment. Here we go.

SPEAKER_12 30:30

Burned you anyway. I bet you're tight as fuck. Hey, what do you mean by that? You said I think you're tight as fuck. That's a homosexual thing. You're just threatening ass fuck me. Okay. Arrest him or give me a piece. Give me a weapon and I will deal with it. That's a mortal threat. That is a mortal threat. Close his mouth.

SPEAKER_08 31:02

Well, it's a threat. It's only a mortal threat if you think he's gonna buttfuck you to death. And if that's the case, then that's a mortal threat.

SPEAKER_10 31:11

Could you imagine his screaming as at the top of your voice? He threatened to buttfuck me. I just uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 31:18

I don't know if I could, I was capable of give me your piece and I'll handle it myself. I'm because I'm sure that was her. She was thinking, should I arrest the guy for what he just did, or should I let this guy have my gun? But then you know kill somebody on the street.

SPEAKER_10 31:33

And you know, it's funny, I've seen this this technique used before back in my volleyball playing days. You get a couple of guys getting jawed, and this one guy was really good at like, I will bend you over and fuck you up the ass. People just don't know how to take that shit. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You ever seen that one skit where they do it with uh uh takem peel where he's uh he's playing Mike uh Mike Tyson? You ever seen that skit? Oh uh yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. It's like I'm not just gonna beat you, I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna dwine you, I'm gonna dine you, I'm gonna make you really want me. Just like the and the guy, you know, the guy's front is like, hey, whoa, hey, whoa. It's hilarious.

SPEAKER_08 32:11

Anyway, I've seen that technique, I've seen that threat issued once in in real life. I saw a guy say that to somebody on the phone, and he actually added it was I'm gonna come fuck you in front of your wife, is what he told this guy, because the guy owed him money and he paid him very, very quickly. And uh, and that's not one of those uh I'll take shit that never happened for $500, Alex. That happened in my kitchen. I was standing right next to the dude when he said it on the phone, and it shocked the fuck out of me. Uh but you were saying you were gonna you were standing there when he did 90s.

SPEAKER_10 32:42

I was gonna say I don't think he ever had to do it. I think the guy paid him for the five. Yeah, the fuck probably worked, right? Yeah, beautiful.

unknown 32:50

All right.

SPEAKER_08 32:50

This other one I think that could the only way that could backfire is if the guy never planned on paying and was secretly hoping that it would lead to this.

SPEAKER_10 32:58

Right. All right, so we've talked many times about the fact that uh, you know, we we're we we didn't have the best mothers per se, but not the worst, but not the best. I've seen this. And you didn't even send it to me. It's just the algorithm showed me this. I already know when it's coming, but yeah. No, I sent you this. This is an old one. This is really old. I sent it to you a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the this is possibly the mother we needed.

SPEAKER_00 33:24

Supposing my son's seventh-grade basketball coach, Coach Cleveland. Hey, how you doing? Yep, is me. You wouldn't answer my my fucking phone calls, you blocked me. I call you from text now, no answer. I'm finna expose you. I'm thinking about exposing you, all right? So if you don't return my call, the whole world finna know. Even your wife, Michelle Cleveland, that that's a fucking library related downtown. She finna know too. The damn library ain't gonna be quiet no more. All right. So, Michelle, I'm gonna give you proof to let you know that I done sucked and ate your husband's ass out. Okay, hold on. Now back to Coach Cleveland. You promised me that if I suck and ate your ass, my son will make the basketball team. Now you're gonna block me. I'm calling from sex now. No response. My own resort is right here. So if you don't respond back to me, the whole world finna know. All right, so Michelle.

SPEAKER_08 34:21

Let him on the team. Shit, you should let him pitch after that. What's that? What was that? You're gonna let him on the team? I'd say after that, you should let him pitch. What's padded on his ass?

SPEAKER_00 34:35

It says on his ass, be patient, bigger things are to come. Boom. Now you know, yeah, get back with me within 24 hours. If not, it's going up.

SPEAKER_10 34:48

Bye-bye. All right, first of all, have you seen the kid's three-pointer? He can't be, he can't be on the team. All right.

SPEAKER_08 34:56

Oh, I thought she said I thought it was baseball. I don't know. I could be wrong.

SPEAKER_10 35:00

It might have been baseball. It doesn't matter. Punchlight words either way. Have you seen his fastball? Have you seen his three-pointer? Whatever. And then here's the thing. I mean, can you imagine this kid? Boy, I'm proud of my mama. She's she'll do anything for me. Right? Take a shot in the mouth just to get the kid on the team. Oh. Imagine this kid having to go to school now, though. I mean, he's never done.

SPEAKER_08 35:25

That's well, I was gonna say you got to change schools, but with the internet doesn't know there's nowhere you can go. And homeschooling is clearly not an option.

SPEAKER_10 35:38

Oh god. Yeah, that's that was hilarious.

SPEAKER_08 35:40

Unless this class is like salad tossing 101 or something, in which case she could probably get that, but that's no kind of lesson to teach your son. Unless you know he's headed to prison, in which case, you know, whatever keeps you safe, son.

SPEAKER_10 35:52

That's true. That could be a that could keep him keep him alive in prison.

SPEAKER_08 35:55

Oh, good lord. All right. Oh my, we have sunk into the serious depths of depravity already. We're only 37 minutes in. I know.

SPEAKER_10 36:04

Well, I've got one last, I've only got one other clip pulled up, and this one actually is I I was amazed. This is the this is the version of Hannibal Lecter that we like.

SPEAKER_11 36:14

Did you get my car? I got it, thank you. It's about Atlanta, Birmingham. Yeah? I want you to help me, Dr. Lecter.

SPEAKER_09 36:22

Thought you might be curious to see if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for. Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than me since you caught me.

unknown 36:28

No.

SPEAKER_09 36:29

I know that I'm not smarter than you. Then how did you catch me, though?

SPEAKER_06 36:32

You had disadvantages. What disadvantages? You're insane.

SPEAKER_11 36:39

You are very tanwell.

SPEAKER_10 36:44

Anyway, the point being that I didn't realize did for the whole movie do they use the exact same dialogue? Because that was word for word.

SPEAKER_08 36:53

Not for the whole movie, but I would like to point out that that is actually the dialogue from the novel. So what happened is that both books were just very faithful to the novel in that scene. Gotcha. Using the actual dialogue that Thomas Harris wrote. Um, I like Brian Cox as Hannibal Lecter there. I've always preferred him over the uh Anthony Hopkins version. Um I like that whole movie, Manhunter. It was done uh directed by Michael Mann. It's got a very like Miami Vice 1980s kind of flair and feel to it. Uh great movie, really good movie. I also prefer the the killer, the guy who played Francis Dollar, obviously the character. I can't think of the.

SPEAKER_10 37:33

I've never seen him before. I I don't remember him being in anything other than that. But I don't know. Maybe it's because they did put a lot of makeup on him. Maybe it was wasn't uh maybe it wasn't recognizable. Um, you know what? We never did talk about this. I don't even know if we need to hear this per se.

SPEAKER_01 37:50

I saved over eleven thousand dollars by not having to claim was that surprising to you, actually. It was very surprising. Very surprising. Great, big beautiful bill. And that doesn't include overtime in your case. This is only just based on what we did in terms of every other aspect of the tax bill, right?

SPEAKER_06 38:08

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

So it was $11,070. Yes, sir. Isn't that incredible? And that's what it is, the tax cut. It's really, you know, we call it the Great Big Beautiful Bill. We should call it the Great Big Beautiful Tax Cut Bill, because it's uh tremendous amounts of money, and that's overtime, that's also on Social Security, as you know. Yes, and uh it's pretty amazing.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_01 38:30

Well, you're really nice. Would you like to do a little news conference with him? Yeah, we don't have to listen to all that shit.

SPEAKER_08 38:34

All right, first of all, I'm gonna give him shockingly, I'm gonna give him credit where credit is due. It must have taken an incredible act of will for him to pretend that eleven thousand dollars, seven hundred meant anything to him in any way, shape, or form. For all he knows, that's how much the McDonald's in his hand costs. He doesn't have any concept of of the value, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_10 38:56

Like right. And you know, if I'm not exactly sure what well, first of all, it's all fake. They show this chick is and a bunch of other things doing the same kind of bullshit. So she's just an actress. She's paid, she's not actually Doordrash, whatever, the whole thing's fake. But even the bullshit numbers they start giving. All right, if her if her husband's on on you know getting cancer treatment and they're paying medical bills, she's not paying taxes. They don't make enough money. They've got already got a bunch of deductions. She's not paying any ta first of all, and if if all she's making is eleven thousand dollars in a year, she's not paying taxes. It's the whole concept is is is go is like you say, Trump has no idea that none of these numbers really work out. That doesn't, it's just so insanely fake. Not to mention the whole optics of the whole thing. Like, this is acceptable that we have retired grand moms on, you know, have that have to do DoorDash. This is insane. I the the whole the message is insane, the math is insane, the fucking, you know, anybody that thinks this was real is insane.

SPEAKER_08 40:03

The whole thing is just such a The DoorDash and the entire gig economy has already been exposed for exactly what it was, which is a giant scam. It's the same, it's the same way that the Japanese took over the television industry in the 70s and 80s by flooding the market at a loss. You know, all of these companies, Uber, DoorDash, Postmates, Um, Lyft, all of them, they all start off by getting as much market share as possible by eating it, by losing money year after year after year. As soon as they've bought out, squeezed out, or forced out everybody else that could be any competition, they jack the prices back up and try to start making money, and then they fail because nobody wants to pay the money because they've been used to getting it for a pretty good deal for so many years. And now that you're trying to actually charge, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing they really achieved is, you know, in big cities like New York, where they've literally caused taxi guys to commit suicide because they, oh, I'm sorry, unalive themselves. Sorry, YouTube, because the their medallion all of a sudden was worthless when Uber came in and fucked them over.

SPEAKER_10 41:02

That is weird. So this is apparently one of these ones where they take a take some text or something and turn it into an emo song. You're gonna check this out.

SPEAKER_11 41:13

Hi. It's not even that bad.

SPEAKER_08 41:46

You know, cell phones must have made this hell for parents because when I was a kid, you had to really sell it in order to make it all the way to the nurse's office to use the phone to try to call home and hope you could get home.

SPEAKER_10 41:58

Anyway, that's about enough of that.

SPEAKER_08 42:00

You couldn't just call from your desk. Right. Well, in our school. Or if you're Tyler Robinson, you could call from your cell. Apparently, you're allowed to just take your phone with you.

SPEAKER_10 42:09

Yeah, in jail. Exactly. I'm not sure exactly how that worked, yeah. Uh there's another one about about uh something about our school here. I forget what this is. Let's see what this is.

SPEAKER_06 42:28

Let me start over. I have a daughter who is currently in the fourth grade, and she is struggling with multiplying and dividing. This has been an ongoing issue for her because she cannot grasp the answer. She's came to me crying, went to her mom. She's tried told the teacher, she's tried tutoring, and nothing is seeming to stick. She showed me the method that her teacher is teaching her on how to multiply and divide. They have to break the numbers up into boxes and then do some type of cross maneuvers, whatever type of shit that I didn't learn when I was in school. It's becoming increasingly difficult for my daughter because now they are introducing double digits, double digits in the multiplying and dividing, and she just can't get it, right? So I sat her down and I taught her the way that I was taught how to do it. Because the way that she's learning is very confusing. So I taught her the way that I know she got it, she got it that way, she was excited, she was no longer crying, and she started getting the right answers whenever it came to multiplying and dividing, right? Now, the problem is they had a test recently. They had a test, and on that test, my daughter scored a 50, a 50%. I looked over the test. She only got two questions wrong. Two questions wrong. Her grade should have been a 92. However, she didn't do it the way the teacher taught. She did it the way that I taught. And the paperwork said to show your work. So I go up to the school. I go up to the school and I tell the teacher, hey, my daughter got these questions right. You marked them as wrong. She said, Well, she didn't show her work. I said, Yes, she didn't. She showed her work right here, and this is the correct answer. Then she said, Well, she didn't do it the way I taught her. Well, I said, then I said, it doesn't say to show your work in the way you were taught. It just says to show your work. She still came up with the right answer. You need to change her grade. She said, no, she needs to do it the way I taught her. And if she doesn't do that next time, it will be a zero. So I took the issue to the principal. I took the issue to the principal and I told the principal, look, my doctor.

SPEAKER_10 44:53

That's where he made a mistake. You should have come to the Dr. Bob and Dr. Chip school of wayward and wayward anarchists. And uh anyway, we'll go ahead.

SPEAKER_08 45:01

Now, semantics-wise, he is entirely correct. The test should have been properly written to say, using the technique, or I don't know if the technique has a name, but using the blank technique, show yeah, show us how you solve these problems, or you know, show your work using this technique. But yes, technically he is correct. She showed her work, it wasn't the work they wanted, but she showed it and she got the correct answer. So in this time, they should take an L. Now, from what I understand, this whole concept of this new math and whatnot is to avoid using the. I mean, when I was young, the basic your basic math tables, your multiplication tables was done through rote memorization. Right. You just memorized it. You know what I mean? You may have used a mnemonic device or some sort of rhyme or something, but essentially it's from one times one to twelve times twelve was you just memorize those. Right. This new method is an attempt to make a an attempt to make it so that you understand how you're doing the math. Thereby, once you get the method down, the size of the number shouldn't really be intimidating anymore.

SPEAKER_06 46:02

Let's see what the rest of this see what he says here, real quick. These questions are right. She did it a right way. There's more than one way to get the right answer. The teacher needed to change this grade immediately to reflect that my daughter has passed this test. The principal was apologetic. Said, sorry, it will not happen again. Correct. There is always uh there is more than one way to get the correct answer, and she did it right. She has the right answer. This won't happen again. Great, problem solved. I'm talking to my wife about it, thinking I did a good thing. I stood up for my daughter. I told her, I taught her how to do something when she wasn't getting it. I'm thinking I did well, right? My wife is saying that I gave the teacher an unnecessarily hard time and that she has a lot of work to do as a teacher, and I went overboard. Now, if this wasn't my wife, I would be thinking whoever said that was a dumbass. Well, she is a dumbass. This is my wife. This is my wife that we're talking about, the woman that I love, the woman that I married, which has me thinking if I did go a little bit too far. So I'm here to ask the masses.

SPEAKER_10 47:15

No, no, you didn't go too far.

SPEAKER_08 47:16

All right, is your wife a teacher?

unknown 47:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 47:19

Was her mom a teacher? Like, is there a personal ring to this? Because otherwise, no, no, you didn't do the wrong thing.

SPEAKER_10 47:26

No, not at all. And you know, this is what I'm wondering if you could get away with doing. What if she on the test put down the right answer, but did some bullshit work the way they like, but it was wrong? But got the right answer. Would that work? Why not? It's a theory. Just put some squares and some lines for whatever kind of bullshit thing they want you to do.

SPEAKER_08 47:47

And just we should ask our ask our viewers, call us at 904-549-9024 and let us know. Was his wife a teacher? Is she sleeping with a teacher? Uh, was her mom a teacher? Is there a teacher element to this other than that? Is she just a bitch looking to get mad at him for anything for something else that he may have done?

SPEAKER_07 48:06

Who knows? Call the slack right. Call the slack line and let us know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:12

All right.

SPEAKER_10 48:12

I got one more of these.

SPEAKER_08 48:14

What's that number again? 904-549-9024.

SPEAKER_10 48:18

Yeah. I got one more clip that we show, and then we'll probably wrap it up. We're about that time.

unknown 48:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 48:25

And this one, I I I wanted everybody to pay close attention to this one because this shows you exactly how to beat the Terminators. Hold on. You don't even really need sound for this. Let's start over again. Watch what this guy does. This guy's in a Tesla, apparently. And if you wanna you want to crash a Tesla, all you gotta do is walk out in front of it while it's going high speed, apparently. Because this thing almost goes into the guard rail just because this guy walks out in the street. Right? Wow. Yeah. So, you know, I'm not worried about AI so much yet. I think we can I think we can cut out the bigger.

SPEAKER_08 49:14

What happens if a Waymo and a Tesla are barreling at each other?

SPEAKER_10 49:17

That's a great thing. Who wins that game of chicken? Where are the where the mythbusters? We got to get the myth busters on that. That'd be a good show right there. A Waymo and a Tesla. Who do who chickens out first? The ultimate game of AI chicken. Oh, all right. Let's get up out of here. I'm gonna have a long drive home today. It's that was fun, though.

SPEAKER_08 49:35

Well, thanks for watching. Like, comment, share, and subscribe. And what's that number again, Dr. Chip?

SPEAKER_10 49:40

904-549-9024. It just rolls off the tongue now, doesn't it? Yeah. All right, guys. We'll see you next time.