The Slack Doctors
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The Slack Doctors
Ep. 53 - The Slack Doctors Episode 53 Dr. Bob Sings.
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Dr. Chip starts things off with a quick Charlie Kirk update, Candace is getting sued again. We're sure that everybody knows what "86" means. The Docs talk about what's going underneath the ballroom. We get a call from a Russian fan! Dr. Bob shares a short tribute to David Allen Coe. The Docs share some clips- Apparently smoking is good for you( in Sardinia)? These kids today cannot read. "So, you're a music guy?" The Docs check out South Florida real estate.
All right, welcome, welcome, welcome. We're back with another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip.
SPEAKER_04Heidi Ho, I'm Dr. Bob.
SPEAKER_06And uh we've got a ton of stuff to talk about today. Um we got we got messages, we got uh clips, um uh there's there's so much stuff that happened this weekend. Is there anything that you want to talk about right off the bat that you had had in mind?
SPEAKER_04Uh well I wanted to ask to the menu for today. Uh we have a a tribute coming up for the we we lost a musician yesterday. I don't know if we call him A tier, but certainly B tier at least. Uh David Allen Co. We got a little surprise video for the viewers if you'd like to see a hideous tribute uh done to the man by yours truly Dr. Bob uh at Vinny's on the beach. We'll save that for a little bit later on in the show. You know, we apparently we lost a subscriber. I don't know who we offended and how, but we went we just hit 90, went back down to 89. So, you know, minor setback there.
SPEAKER_06Well that reminds me, I might try to, if we have time today, I'll try to try to log into YouTube on on the air while we're here. And if I can get logged in, I'll subscribe.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. Well no, I think I have a theory on that, and I figured it out. It's because you don't have a uh you you don't have any kind of Google account. You need a Gmail subscription. Just create a Gmail account. You don't really need to use it for anything. Once you have that, you'll be able to log in because YouTube and Google are kind of you know what's a Gmail?
SPEAKER_06I mean, I used to have a Gmail email or you know, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well then you have it, then what yeah, that's what you need. Use it to get it.
SPEAKER_06Here's the thing. I haven't checked on the Gmail email in probably like 10 years.
SPEAKER_07You probably need to get a new one. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I might be saying we have to do it.
SPEAKER_07And we had a phone call. Didn't yep. We had a phone call. Uh we're gonna be playing that, I guess, right? Yes, we do. Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_06Well, before we get into all that, I mean there is a little bit of uh Charlie Kirk news going on. There's uh apparently uh the the guy uh Harpole, who's the guy the head of security, he went on Sean Ryan show and basically made a bunch of really lame excuses for why they didn't keep Charlie Kirk from getting killed. And uh now he is apparently gonna be suing Candace Owens. Which I don't know who told him that would be a good idea because that's not gonna turn out well at all.
SPEAKER_04It's just after the Macron suit or whatever's left.
SPEAKER_06I don't think so. I don't think so. But the thing that the obvious you know, obviously they didn't think this through because what they've done is they've said, okay, now we can uh you know subpoena and deposition everything about you and TPUSA and they've basically cracked open their books, said, Okay, we're gonna f sue you. Take a look at everything we know. So yeah, it it's not gonna not to mention the suit is just completely ridiculous. It's she didn't say anything about him until after he went on the show and basically said we blew it. You know, it's like, yeah, we didn't put anybody on the roof, we didn't put any drones up. Yeah, we basically stood by and let Charlie get Charlie Kurt get killed. That's not a great defense of anyway.
SPEAKER_04It's pretty stupid. No, according to our previous guest, there may have been a drone up, but it was not a security drone.
SPEAKER_06Well, there are definitely, there are definitely I've seen uh even before we talked to Ty, I've seen many videos of of them going, look, there's about six drones in this one picture. You know, like there's drones all over. But anyway, regardless, I mean that and you know, and I it's it's funny we could have talked to Ty for hours and hours and hours. But I mean, the the the point that I wanted to really get to at on that episode is what he was saying and how he was gonna prove it. And I guess basically the way he could he says he could prove it is with the video, which that's you know, i if you don't, you know, if you're gonna prove anything by video, you've got to have it authenticated. You know, you can't just say here's a video, you gotta trust it. Now more than ever. Yeah, exactly. So you know so anyway, but but that was fun with Ty. And then uh here's the other thing I wanted to talk about. It's not I mean, come on, man. I mean, even if even if Comey arranged those shells in those in that order to specifically say to send a message that somebody should kill Trump, I still don't think they got a case. And it's gonna be hard to, you know, it's gonna be impossible to prove that anyway. I mean, this is just it just seems f beyond frivolous.
SPEAKER_04It just seems You know, speaking of the you know, 86 and being in the restaurant business and knowing what it means, it always blew my mind what they named the morning after pill. Was that was that not a conscious decision to just a little condescending grin? Planning the water. The technical name for the morning after pill is R U, the letter R, the letter U, the number four, and then 86. Are you for 86? Oh, literally, are you for 86? Are you for 86 in this kid? Oh wow, I didn't know that. That's pretty funny. I don't know how they pulled that off and got that past censorship or whatever. If nothing else, it's just in such bad taste. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, but that's just, I mean, they're just I don't know. Is it is it just desperation, you think, that they're doing this kind of stuff? Is it a distraction? I mean, nobody in their right mind thinks they're gonna convict this guy of anything.
SPEAKER_04Do they? So much of it is a distraction.
SPEAKER_06What are they uh what do they think they're distracting from? The Epstein files? Everybody knows about the Epstein files. Everybody and here's the other thing I keep I keep putt posting on on X that that Trump's a rapist, and everybody's like, where's your proof? Like, all right, so so my counter is okay, then you want a free Gislaine. Then they get all pissed off, like, yo, fuck that bitch. Well, you're saying nothing happened, so then she shouldn't be in jail. Whish is it? Make up your mind. Either you believe the Epstein files or you don't.
SPEAKER_04Anyway. Have you heard the theories about that they're supposedly building the reason they want push to build the ballroom so badly is that there's going to be some extensive bunker like AI center bullshit, burying the bigger.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, they're not even hiding that. They're still building that. They're not they didn't all the the the Supreme Court stopped them from building the courthouse, the the ballroom. They're still building the bunker. They ain't slowed down at all on that. They don't care about that. I mean, they really just want the ballroom to put on top of the and it's not just a bunker, it's an AI center. It's an AI uh that's what I've heard that's what I've seen. Yeah, it's it's not just a bunker, it's gonna be their information gatherings, you know. It's the new NSA, CIA, FBI headquarters and right there at the White House. You know, that's it's it's all in plain sight. It's not like they're trying to hide it or anything. It's but and who cares about the ballroom? But big deal. Let them build a stupid fucking ballroom. Who cares? I I I I don't know, whatever. I mean, it's not like not like it's you know, if they're worried about the money, come on. They're just gonna and you know, this is funny. I was I was actually doing the math. And you remember how last episode I mentioned that if if the government wanted to give everybody a million dollars, that's only 350 million dollars. If everybody got five million dollars, that's only still like one point seven billion. You know, that's not even one point seven billion is nothing compared to, you know. I mean, there's there's there's oligarchs that could that float could float that out and go, oh, you need a billion and a half. Here you go. Give everybody five million. And but you know, it's it's the thing, the whole thing is so askewed and ridiculous, it's completely ridiculous. But anyway, I digress. Um, so let's uh let's go ahead and get into the uh into the voicemails and see what people gotta say.
SPEAKER_04You want to do the newest one? Sure. Or mystery caller. Yeah, let's do that one first. All right, here we go.
SPEAKER_00Yes, I'm trying to read the flack talk. I heard Band in Russia, it's no good, it's no good. I need something to please me after I work in coal mines. So it's a bit good job, keep cool. Do not do not uh be discouraged. Keep going. I like I like this like okay, okay, goodbye.
SPEAKER_04Wow, I wow. I uh what the the risk this man must have taken to undergo watching our video, considering that we are in fact banned in Russia, and the courage that it must have taken him to make that call. Truly uh what a what a great guy.
SPEAKER_06I didn't get it at first. I thought he was pretending to be an Arab or something. Oh, he's being Russian. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04I'm pretty sure, yeah, he did sound as if he had a Russian accent to me.
SPEAKER_07I'd say Russian.
SPEAKER_04I couldn't place the accent. It came in under private caller, so I'm assuming he needed to protect himself, which makes sense. That's true.
SPEAKER_07You know, you saw those athletic uh Russian dancers.
SPEAKER_04I don't think they're Russian. I think those guys were I don't know, they're Russian, but they're somehow they're owned somehow by Russia, or at least the music that they're dancing to. Right. Yeah, maybe it's a Russian stuff. Either of you guys looked at the short I released from that because I had to change the music to get it to go through. Oh, really? It's rather comical. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh, that's right. I forgot of to do that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04All right.
SPEAKER_07All right. Here's our mystery caller.
SPEAKER_04That was our mystery caller. Let's see, we did cover that one. All right. Here comes the next.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I forgot. We were supposed to talk about uh Joe Rogan and uh President Trump and Andre of uh advocate. Um I think that happened right on 420, or or was it Sunday on 419? But anyway, we should discuss that.
SPEAKER_04That's an interesting uh I think we already did discuss that, but I I think we did too, but you know what's funny is I saw uh something about that wasn't that meeting didn't happen in the same day as the correspondence dinner, did it? No, yeah. Okay, because I saw some comment about how you know traditionally they've always had comedians at the correspondence dinner, but I guess Trump decided to go a different route.
SPEAKER_06Right.
SPEAKER_04And uh so thereby claiming that he's distancing himself from comedians, and then you see that picture surrounded around the desk, and there's Joe Rogan right there. It's like, yep, he's really not that much of a comedian anymore.
SPEAKER_06Nor I don't really think he ever was, but you know, now that you touched on that stupid correspondence dinner, but you know, it's like if anybody has any question as to whether it was it was staged or not, Trump never goes to those. The last one of those that he went to, he got really embarrassed, you know, and mortified, you know. So he doesn't usually go to those. Nobody except the press usually goes to those, you know, unless like Obama would go because he knew they were friendly and he would have a good time and get complimented. But normally, you know, presidents go. What the what the fuck was Erica Kirk doing there? She has nothing to do with any of that. I mean, it was the whole thing was so performative and ridiculous. And you know, I don't know if you've seen the new um they actually put out the actual footage of the little hallway thing. Have you seen that yet? Yes, yeah, where the guy walks in and the guy with the dog is like chasing him and then he lets him go.
SPEAKER_04In fact, that's one of the videos I have pulled up because I wanted to contrast that with the video that was first released, which was shockingly low quality and fake. Um, yeah, it's yeah, and so it makes you ask the question which one of those is, you know, is it a shitty video that got enhanced somehow, or how much of this is AI, how much of this is real? And you know, here's the funny thing if you have that high quality video, why would you release the shitty video first?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, right. Here's the thing here's the level of intelligence of a lot of people on X. Some chick was there and watching the video, and she was like, Why are they taking the metal detectors apart? Because everybody went through them already, you dumbass. What I mean, it's just like the people on X just ask the stupidest questions, like, really? Are you that freaking stupid? All right, whatever. Anyway.
SPEAKER_04All right. All right, we got one more, but we've already discussed it, and it's basically about logging into YouTube. Okay, yeah, we can skip that. Um, so we really don't need to do that. So that's pretty much that's all of the uh the voicemails that we got. Well, you want to run some clips first, or you want to do your musical tribute? Uh yeah, we'll do the musical tribute. Um now, I think that uh we need to claim state right here we do not have the rights to this music or this song. This is simply a karaoke performance. Uh and if Cool Bean Dean could add that to our intro this time on the video, too, that might help us out a little bit. Because we really keep getting in trouble with these copyright for things that I don't understand how what we're doing wrong. In my opinion, it's clearly fair use. I see other people on YouTube that are far more egregious in their usage of clips and music. Uh, and I really don't, you know, uh but anyway.
SPEAKER_06I think a lot of it's got to do with how much you pay them. And since we don't pay them shit, they're pretty tough on us.
SPEAKER_04But they don't they don't pay us either yet. So that's true.
SPEAKER_07We're even exactly.
SPEAKER_04That is exact exactly. All right, so this is a little video of Dr. Bob. Uh, I'm not exactly sure how many years ago this was. Eight years ago. Oh my. That is quite some time. I'm surprised it didn't have longer than that. All right, here we go. Good old Jackio.
SPEAKER_02I'm getting this, so he's gonna live with it.
SPEAKER_04All right, we'll pause for just a second to make some commentary and see if that helps the algorithm any. Uh Dr. Chip, as you pointed out, even all those many years ago, at least I got people up out of their seats dancing. So there's at least that going on. Well, it also sounds soundly sounds like you're gonna see Jackie yet, the performer.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, we saw her at the beginning. Him, her, whatever it is. But but uh not only that, it sounds like you're not this is more of a chorus singing this song.
SPEAKER_04It doesn't sound like people joining in at various ports.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, and not only that, I was gonna say, I actually this is one of the songs I know. I know this song. This is this is that cogi. Okay. Interesting.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, this is definitely one of his three biggest songs ever, I would say. Probably the biggest one. And a bunch of other people covered it too.
SPEAKER_07How old is the video? Eight years old.
SPEAKER_04Uh eight years ago.
SPEAKER_07Okay. A young Dr. Bob there.
SPEAKER_04Okay, stop it for a second. All right. That's enough of that. We don't really need to see the entire song.
SPEAKER_06All right, first of all, when you're singing that line about Darlin, you should really be making heavy eye contact with Jackie O.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. I didn't I yeah, didn't think about it.
SPEAKER_06Uh you know what else is funny? First of all, I think you actually qualified to be lead singer for uh Mighty Quinn. But other than that, you know, it's funny. If I ever have to sing like without my bass guitar, I don't know what to do with my hands either. Yeah. Yeah. Like you go. If you don't have a beer in one hand, I mean that's what I that's exactly how I look if I'm singing. I got a beer in one hand, a microphone in the other.
SPEAKER_04So I there's actually two videos of me doing karaoke on YouTube. That's one. And the other one is I'm covering a John Prime song, who sadly has also now passed away. Uh, but this was again eight years ago. And in that video, I'm pretty sure I have a cigarette in my other hand. Because again, I didn't I don't know what to do with the other hand. Props. You gotta have a prop. That's actually a better, better song, I think, than the one than when we're gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_06But it makes you it makes you kind of respect the people that sing and just you know do whatever with their hands on the mic, or you know, whatever they do. I'm like, I don't know what I don't, you know. I almost want to stand there like this because usually the bass guitar is right there, you know. I just feel naked without it, you know.
SPEAKER_04Anyway, all right. Yeah, well, you know, you gotta have a little liquid courage to do that. Oh, yeah, in my opinion.
SPEAKER_07Was that your first beer for the uh day? Uh I doubt it.
SPEAKER_04It looks like he's had a couple days. No, that was, and I usually drank about three, and after that, then I could do karaoke.
SPEAKER_18Yeah.
SPEAKER_04How long has it been since you actually drank?
SPEAKER_06Six years? Yeah, I was gonna say you probably not that long after that. You get to quit drinking.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Wow. And I wasn't like, you know, I literally only drank when I had to, you know, like do something like that. I wasn't drinking at home. I wasn't going out to bars. True. True. But I don't know how anybody does karaoke sober.
SPEAKER_06Uh yeah, I as as we've discussed before, if I did karaoke, that would be a requirement that you could not possibly be sober.
SPEAKER_04And again, as we've said before, one of the requirements to be good at karaoke is to not be that good. Like nobody wants to hear uh the next star. It's this is not Star Search, this is not who, you know, America's got talent. No. All you're gonna do is embarrass everybody else and ruin it for the entire crowd. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Why do I have this twice?
SPEAKER_04And then those people do like just good enough to carry a tune, and that's it.
SPEAKER_07And those good the people that can sing, they do like 10 songs, so they're they you know monopolize the karaoke.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I hate those people that think it's freaking American Idol or something like this. All right, you got any clips you want to? I forgot to even pull up mine, so I'm pulling them up real quick. Why does it keep pulling up the same clip? You got any clips you gotta run?
SPEAKER_04Uh yeah, we can uh compare those two videos of the uh of the correspondence center guy running around. All right, so that's grainy, horrible. It looks like it was something that was done out of, you know, well the new one looks a lot.
SPEAKER_06The new one they just put out, they said is the real one. Definitely looks a lot better fidelity than that. Uh but yeah, that's that was that that first video is just like, you're joking, right?
SPEAKER_07This is like now this is the It's like how much money is the hotel spending on their cameras. Right.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. All right, this is the new, the new and improved, which they claim is the original. You got canon cameras. The background music is ridiculous.
SPEAKER_07Look at this guy just walking around what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_06Well, he was checked into the hotel. I mean, he was probably there for a day before hanging out.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I mean the the difference in quality of video is astonishing. And if you have this available to you, why would you even lead with the trash that they led with?
SPEAKER_06Exactly.
SPEAKER_04You know, not to be that guy, but this it's a he looks like he's being performative. Yeah, a little bit. He framed dead center. Yeah, yeah. And honestly, we don't really need to keep going with this because we're the the whole point of it was to show the difference in clarity and quality. Right.
SPEAKER_06And you know, when and when you actually watch the the part where there's actually shooting, I mean you can kind of it seems like the guy shoots the shotgun at the one guy as he runs by, which I I'm not sure, but you can definitely see the guy that he just points the shotgun at is taking shots at him as he goes by, and I'm pretty sure he shoots one of his own guys. So that's the that's one guy that I know got shot. You know. So I the the whole thing is I mean, how how he how he didn't get hit. Oh, and then a lot of people are now s saying that he wasn't supposed to survive. That they actually screwed up and he they you know, the the the fact that all of those people couldn't hit him with their rifle you know, with their their handguns wasn't supposed to happen.
SPEAKER_04Through secret security on your way to the ballroom that the the all of those people are in. If that's not a recipe for you know unaliving by cop, because I don't want to use the S-word and piss off YouTube, but I mean that is textbook definition of what is supposed to happen to you when you do some shit like that. And of course you're not supposed to survive.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I don't think he was supposed to survive that. I think they were supposed to kill him, and then they then they could say whatever they want. But uh yeah, and then they came out with the manifesto right away, which I guess, you know, if they probably if he left it in his room, I guess they'd have it pretty quickly. But the whole thing just seems pretty sus. I don't know. I'm not exactly buying it.
SPEAKER_04Anyway, can't get enough of these diet ginger eels after getting out of the hospital, man. It's like the only good thing they give you in there.
SPEAKER_06Oh, no kidding.
SPEAKER_04I developed a taste for them. Good for you. All right, we got a couple other things to share here. Uh let's see. This one was pretty interesting. Top heart surgeon claim is breaking the internet. Smoking was good for them. Uh, clip is exploding after cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Stephen Gundry made a claim that's turning everything people thought they knew about smoking upside down. His argument, smoking, specifically nicotine, can have real benefits when paired with the right lifestyle. At one point, he even says about a patient, probably it's because he smoked that he's doing so well. All right, who's paying this guy to say this, right? There's no way. Points to long-living populations where heavy smoking is common. Um there's an interview down at the bottom, right?
SPEAKER_06In their video? Yeah, if you watch that video, he he makes uh you don't have to watch it. I I can tell you what he said. But basically his his theory is that, or his basis of his theory is the fact that they did some study of these guys in uh Sardinia or somewhere like that, where basically very very interestingly, the men outlive the women, which is unusual. And they figured out the reason 95% of men in Sardinia smoke. That's why he says they outlive them. And apparently, paired with whatever their diet is, it's actually good for you. You know, and I've no, trust me, like my mom smoked up until she got Alzheimer's and forgot she smoked. And I mean she had COPD, but other than that, it didn't bother her at all. She could have easily probably smoked till the day she died and wouldn't have been a wouldn't have been a big deal. I mean, it's supposedly she got at, you know, she had high blood pressure, which is probably from smoking, but if she hadn't been freaking out about it and taking all those meds, she probably would have been fine.
SPEAKER_04But uh yeah, I mean uh there's no doubt in my mind that the biggest health crisis in this country that affects the most excuse me, the most people is by far the food situation. Yeah, the food and the drugs, plastics, chemicals, and petroleum derived products that are in our foods is just off the charts. Yep. Um the number of ingredients. You know, speaking of all these, you can actually buy sourdough bread that has three ingredients. Really? Water, salt, uh water, salt, and flour. That's it. Well, it goes bad in two days, but yeah, yeah, it's real bread. So you can get it, you gotta find it. Now, I don't know if it's got the glycosphates, glyphosates, uh, everything because I don't know if the flour because it's the flour is from the EU, then you're okay. They don't use it over there. But if it's American flour, that's you know and you know, not only the price of terraps, can't imagine importing flour now.
SPEAKER_06I forget. Oh, yeah, it was it was some uh I think it was some Windixie fried chicken I got the other day, and it was frickin' Chernobyl chicken. I mean, the frickin' drumsticks the size of a turkey leg. It's like what the hell? Where are they raising these chickens? Am I am I gonna be able to pass a steroid test after eating this thing? Am I gonna be banned from Olympic sports? What the hell's going on here? How do they get the chickens that fucking big?
SPEAKER_04The size of American chickens are off the charts. It's insane. It's like, good lord. Anyway. It's like they had to kill it when it was six months old because it couldn't stand up anymore. It's crushed under the weight of its own body, under its own delicious, delicious body.
SPEAKER_06All right, well, I got one here to share. Something about uh something about Charlie Kirk here. I forget what this one is. Let's see what this is.
SPEAKER_12I mean, he didn't need to, but it was a I mean there was glimmers of hope, and yeah, that was dur after everything happened.
SPEAKER_06It's Glenn Beck. You saying something?
SPEAKER_12I just said that's Glenn Beck.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_12I thought right. Yeah, good for John Fetterman. That's a that's a real moment.
SPEAKER_01So I tell you, I I've reached out to John Fetterman a couple of times um just to say, you know, we don't agree on a lot of stuff, but you have you have been a remarkable uh man and very, very brave. He's gonna be primaried. He'll he will never win again. Um, and it's interesting to me that um somebody who just says common sense stuff that is a Democrat who doesn't agree with me, I mean, I'm not gonna vote for John Fetterman, but who is just a Democrat is so chased out of their own party, they can't have anybody who is at all not a radical. They must have radicals in there. And that's the number one thing. Democrats, you know, you're not an innocent bystander at this point. There's too much evidence. There's just all right.
SPEAKER_06So the fact that people still do this red-blue bullshit is just to me completely amazing. If if you still think there's any difference between the parties, you're just a moron. I mean, they're just so completely exactly the same. It's anyway. But Glenn Beck's an idiot, but we'll we'll let him keep talking.
SPEAKER_01Just too much evidence. You're not an innocent bystander. These people want to destroy the United States of America. If you want a violent destruction of your country, you just keep going down this road. Keep going. We'll do everything we can to stop it. We'll do everything we can to uh to warn and to beg and to plead and to vote. But you just to stop what?
SPEAKER_06What the fuck is he talking about?
SPEAKER_01Just keep going down with these radicals, and you will get everything. Your children and your grandchildren will suffer for generations. Anybody who loses freedom like this will not get it back for at least three generations. Your children and your grandchildren will suffer under Marxism and fascism and death and squalor, and you will be responsible for it.
SPEAKER_04Is that anything like the rights that we may have lost after the Patriot Act? Would that be similar?
SPEAKER_06Dude, this guy, he's such an idiot. I don't know. What did I even know? What did I uh you know?
SPEAKER_04I wish I had brought up a clip, but have you seen any recent clips of Alex Jones? Yeah he is losing his mind over the whole InfoWars and the Onion thing. I mean, he lost it a long time ago, but yeah, the onion is now releasing. I saw some merch that they're releasing now, and it's got info wars but done in a rainbow, you know, LGBT pattern. Oh, he must must just drive him up the wall.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah, this one's pretty interesting. This this guy's this guy's crazy.
SPEAKER_14Oh, yeah. It was a great tragedy that occurred on September 10th. A lot of good has come from it, including the Make Heaven crowded tour.
SPEAKER_06Including Is it the good you thought would come from it when you killed Charlie? You don't I mean, come on, man.
SPEAKER_04You know, taking advantage of an opportunity as a tragedy.
SPEAKER_06And it's performative. I mean, I know they're all preachers or whatever. And well, that explains. Of course, to be a preacher, you have to be performative to sell that bullshit. So, yeah, I mean, this the this stuff is uh I mean, I don't even know how people can watch this with a straight face, and but anyway.
SPEAKER_14More than a hundred people, a hundred million people watching a memorial service where the gospel was preached and Jesus was talked about from the president on down. Over a billion people have seen that since then. A lot is good has come from this. So God can bring good from evil. However, he can only do it for you with your consent, because he's not gonna force you into his presence against your will.
SPEAKER_06Uh yeah, yeah. Wait, he's up here right there. I don't think Charlie was ready to go. I don't know. Anyway.
SPEAKER_14This was a great tragedy, but you know what an equally great tragedy is living 80 plus years and doing nothing for the Lord. Charlie did more in his 31 year life than any 10,000 people I know do in 80. So the question is tonight. Many of you in here are probably Christians. Maybe there's a few that aren't. The question is, what are you gonna do with your life? Maybe there's a Christianity is not just fire.
SPEAKER_04We'll find you. What's that? He's like, maybe there's a few that aren't. And his eyes narrow, like, but we'll find you.
SPEAKER_06And then I love the I love the line you just w uh walked over where he's like, What do you want to do with your life? I want to rock.
SPEAKER_07He's got his sleeves rolled up, too. So he's really exactly what an idiot.
SPEAKER_04Anyway, I mean, technically you can always find a silver lining. You know, the Black Death in Europe was pretty bad, but it did lead to a labor revolution because all of a sudden people could demand more money for their work because there were far less people to do it. There's always a silver lining. Always a silver lining.
SPEAKER_06All right, I like this guy just because uh I like to prove that there are black racists. Don't think there aren't, because we're gonna show you one right here. This guy is this, he's not wrong either, though. Borderline retarded.
SPEAKER_10She wore a foo clothes that were who's this for she were a hollow of clothes that were extra dirty, whatever, bro. But somewhat pause it. Oh, baby.
SPEAKER_04All right, in their defense, you rarely see the word silhouette or gauche. That's true, or or hear them used, but still. Extraordinary is unacceptable. I've seen this guy before. Extraordinary is unacceptable. Everybody should know, could recognize that. Um, and I've seen this guy's videos before, and you're right, he is he's not quite Uncle Ruckus level, uh, but he is definitely um, where he separates all black people into four different groups, and if anybody wants to go see it, they can find it. But uh, let's say that the hard R's are dropped at the very bottom in the fourth group. Oh, he's gonna drop some R's in this one, too, I think.
SPEAKER_08Do we have so well? Close that word.
SPEAKER_13The majority of black people in America are fucking illiterate. The average SAT score for black Americans is below the national average. You niggas will spend thousands of dollars for these flunking fucks to go to prom. And this is how they perform academically. Niggas will put more effort into playing basketball and rapping, acting a ass and being a dumb bitch than education and basic forms of communication. We glorify speaking as if slavery just fucking ended, and then have the audacity to ask for reparations. I will forever, endlessly shit on black people because you niggas choose to be retarded. Wow. Do better, niggas. Our children are bored.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, now I will let me add this though. Uh editing, we don't know how many people he interviewed that did it right. And I would also argue that if you surveyed almost anybody in that age group, you're gonna find a lot of illiterate people who can't read.
SPEAKER_06We could try that on some white kids. I don't think it's gonna turn out any better. Yeah, I just think it's brilliant endorsement for our school. We'll teach you how to say, you know, read silhouette and gauche. Although I must say, I took me a while that I was like, how do you say that word again? Gauche, gauche, gosh, gauche, yeah, gauche. Yeah, it's not you don't hear that. I've never seen that word to spelt out before. I knew what the word was, but I had to think about it for a minute. I was like, oh yeah, how do you say that? Gouch? No, gauche, gauche, yeah. Anyway, yeah, that was pretty funny. And now I can't Yeah, he's ruthless. Yeah, that guy is ruthless. I am now one because it's way too freaking uh where is it? Is it this one? Yeah. But we'll we'll watch the beginning of this because this guy I know this guy. Trust me, there's there's so many of these guys around that it's kind of funny.
SPEAKER_16Yes, yeah. So you're a music guy. Yeah. Anything that's on your mind you want to talk about, anything that's bugging you, anything you think is gonna be significant in your life over the next 10, 20, 30 years, anything.
SPEAKER_15Well, I do I seem gay. I can't call it. Okay. Do you seem gay?
SPEAKER_16Chris, whatever you decide, man, it's cool. You can do whatever you want. Now, is there an intimation in what I just said that what he wants to do is gay stuff? No. What the hell is he talking about?
SPEAKER_03So you're a music guy. That was the part of the response on the music guy.
SPEAKER_06I I think these guys literally just do these interviews just to get responses. I don't think they've I don't think the the questions have any you know purpose.
SPEAKER_04What does the music guy mean? I like music, I work in music, uh well you'll he's gonna tell you here in a minute.
SPEAKER_03If I say if I start and say that I'm a music guy too, then we're just gonna start listing bands that we like. Exactly, and it won't be an interesting show.
SPEAKER_15Where were you in '98 in uh Onlyville, bro? Like which one did you like? That sounds dope.
SPEAKER_03Was there crazy like punk shows or something happening?
SPEAKER_16Can I just can I just tell you something? If we talk about music, it's uh this is the least interesting thing possible.
SPEAKER_15We're because I'm here to talk about my music.
SPEAKER_16Let's talk about um the financial stuff. Do you have financial problems?
SPEAKER_15Yes.
SPEAKER_16What uh of course actual pop music?
SPEAKER_15The the need for financial stability. When you have money, where does it come from?
SPEAKER_04Criminal sources.
SPEAKER_15If I have money, where does it come from? Sometimes I will decide to lock into a position of laborist output in order to, you know, say that I'm like, all right, I'm gonna do this construction thing, or I'm going to take on these projects that are gonna take away from my like I have to fully invest my physical ability to do this. But when he needs money, he works.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, break it down for us, Dr. Bob. When he needs money, he works.
SPEAKER_04But he's the clearly uses his body and not his mind. All right.
SPEAKER_06This is basically Beavis all grown up. But uh yeah, this guy goes on to say, you know, he's got no money, but no, it's it's pretty hilarious. I I I I can't can't subject everything.
SPEAKER_07I like how the interviewers are dressed.
SPEAKER_06Uh that just yeah, they're completely you know, they're they're they're not uh they're not taking it seriously, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Right. And the table between them, uh that's like the table we used to play spades on in uh the one that was resting, you know, a p a piece of cardboard or plywood on top of a bucket. Yeah. The only thing it could support the weight of were the cards themselves. If anybody put a drink down, the whole thing flips over.
SPEAKER_06Well, you had to put the drink down in the right place.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, or else it flips over. The middle.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, exactly. Oh my god. Uh I didn't have time to pull a lot of these up before we got on, so I'm gonna have to look through a bunch of these to find some more clips. Uh let's see. Oh, this one. This one might have something to do with comey. Let's see what this one is.
SPEAKER_04Oh, is this with a fishback one?
SPEAKER_06Uh maybe. Oh no, this is something, this is cash patel. This has got to be good. Hold on. I forgot. The thing is, I see I need to start reading the titles I send these under because I can't remember what the hell they're can't remember what the hell they're talking about.
SPEAKER_04I actually made a little made notes here on a pad next to me so that I could get what the video is actually about to what the title of it is. All right, here we go with this one.
SPEAKER_11Felony counts. While many of you may read this indictment and view this matter as a simple investigation, it is the farthest thing from that. Every single investigation this FBI and our partners at the Department of Justice undertake, especially those that involve the threats to um harm or hurt or even kill individuals, whether they behold public office or civilians in our country, are met with the same measure of investigative prowess and tools and personnel in partnership with the Department of Justice as anyone else. As the U.S. Attorney indicated, James Comey will be afforded every matter of due process under the United States Constitution. And as the Attorney General indicated, this has been a case that's been investigated over the past uh nine, ten, eleven months. These cases take time. Our investigators work methodically. They are career agents, career prosecutors who work these matters. He's getting better at reading the teleprompter. They see fit pursuit to the facts of the case and the law. They took that information and made a presentment to a grand jury, a jury of appears in the district in which the alleged crime took place, and that grand jury spoke, and that grand jury returned a two-count indictment against James Comey. All right. Two things.
SPEAKER_06First of all, if you're Samantha Guthrie, you gotta be going, what the fuck, guys? My mom's in a fucking tool shed somewhere, and you guys are spending eight, nine, ten, eleven months investigating seashells? What the fuck are they investigating for 11 months? What could they are there cameras on the beach? I mean, is there some do you think you filed some tax information about the shells? What the fuck could they possibly be investigating?
SPEAKER_04Were these shells illegally picked up? Are they endangered species?
SPEAKER_06This is just this has just become a gel. What kind of shell is this? It's insane. These pe these people are just uh I mean good luck. And it's you know, it's clearly not gonna result in any kind of you know, any kind of conviction of anybody for anything. But yeah, it's unbelievable. Unbelievable what they're trying to pull over pull over on the American people. All right, let's see what else I got here.
SPEAKER_07What do you think homie meant by those shells?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I mean nine months later. Uh okay, this is the one you just showed, so we don't need that. Oh, you know what we could do? Um let's go through. Oh shit, where is it? Oh, there we go. We could go through and look for a a new uh a new apartment. Yeah, we're trying to move move Rom down here, so I've been you know it's funny, I get um I get uh I have a an agent that at one point you know says, I can't send you these listings anymore unless you've signed this contract, which I did. And the contract's ran out. He still sends me the listings. These listings from this chick, and listen, I know you you get a bunch of these for every for every one that I send you, I probably get five. That's how many of these I get. I'm serious. So and not only that, this chick is literally some chick that I just called on a place on Marketplace on Facebook once, uh, talked to her on the phone, actually, which is unheard of dealing with anybody on Facebook. But she's been sending me these listings for s ever since then. She also sent an email that says I have to sign some contract to keep getting the listings, which I deleted and never signed, and yet I'm still getting all these listings. So I I know there's some new ruling on real estate about this uh that some new law or whatever that you know I don't know how it's supposed to be working, but it's clearly not working. Whatever they're trying to do is not working. But anyway, so this is the amount I mean I I have you gone through and counted how many freaking listings there are in this thing?
SPEAKER_04Uh no, but uh there's a lot. I've not actually counted them.
SPEAKER_06I mean, there's got to be at least like 30, 40. I mean, at this point, there's so many of these that I'm like, oh, that might be okay, and that might be okay. Like I told you, it's like, you know, we could pick out 10 and say, let's, you know, let's make low ball offers on these 10 places and see what happens.
SPEAKER_04So we're searching for it's a solid theory. It's just little still a little too early to do it because I've got a little closer to the end of the day. One more month, I think, and we're gonna be time. But uh, it's definitely a solid plan. What were you gonna ask? And also, there's there's not only are they coming down, but they're the they're getting more acceptable as far as square footage. Oh, yeah, and you know, the number of bedrooms, too, because you know, the more square footage, the further we can be away from each other, and you know, well, the biggest problem is gonna be at different volumes. Right.
SPEAKER_06So this is for you guys to move in. Yeah, yeah. We gotta get we gotta get Ron moved down here. So we're looking for a place for the publicist too. But uh yeah, so I mean I've been looking at a bunch of these places a lot, you know. I'd like to have a garage, that'd be nice. Let's see, something like this would be okay.
SPEAKER_04We recently you sent me one that didn't have a garage but had a carport, and that was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like 1800 square feet too, which is pretty damn good.
SPEAKER_06Well, there's a ton of them that are that are that are really cool. So you gotta first you gotta go here and look at where they are. So this one's up. Well, months ago they were all like 900, 850, like that's tight, tight quarters are yeah, and as you see, a lot of them are like price reduced, and then it just because this uh cuts off at three grand. I'm not renting anything for more than three grand, and we're not renting anything for any more than 2500, truthfully. But but and 1,500, that's decent size. Oh, yeah. And and a lot of times you see price reduced, and then it's now it's three grand. So this was it wasn't on our radar until the right prices, and the prices are all coming down. So that yeah, so if they're asking $2,800 for this place, I say we offer them about $22. But here's the problem. Places like this, like this is, I guess this one ain't so bad because it's not a condo, at least it's a townhouse or something. But some of these places, the biggest hurdle is gonna be all right, how are we gonna let how are you gonna convince the HOA to let you rent us this? Because I apparently a lot of these places, you know, like you got to go, everybody that lives there has got to have a certain credit score, which is gonna be a problem. Because I'm sorry, all I have is cash. I don't have a credit score. I'm sorry, you know. But uh yeah, I mean, you know, there's so many of these, like this doesn't look bad.
SPEAKER_04I got a couple of secured credit cards about 18 months ago that I've been trying to work on because I knew this was gonna be a hurdle to try to get build my credit up for us, because again, you're always paying everything in cash. So that might help. Also, by the time this happens, we'll be able to officially both be old farts. I'll be 55, so we can get one of the 55 in older communities.
SPEAKER_06I don't mind stairs. You want stairs? I don't mind stairs.
SPEAKER_04I prefer to not have stairs, but I can I can live with it.
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, truthfully, it's it's it's more about the stairway than the stairs. I mean, I I looked at a house uh right near my right near where I live now in Lantana, and they had this weird little third bedroom uh upstairs, but to get to it, you had to go through this little teeny narrow stairway. It's like you can't how would you get furniture in there?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, exactly. Oh, let me rephrase. When I say I don't really like stairs, I don't like stairs you have to go up to get into your place. Stairs on the inside of the place are so. I see what you're saying. Oh, okay. But you know, I I like having my kitchen on the ground. I don't like have to drag every all groceries and everything up a flight of stairs just to get it in the house. Right or the apartment.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Anyway, that's one that's not bad. I I want to get one of these that uh and truthfully, our best bet is gonna be a a a single house instead of a condo or so. Let me see if I found it. That would be ideal. See, here's one. Where is this in Poynton?
SPEAKER_07So you want to rent, not buy.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, we're we're gonna rent until because I mean the the prices for buying are coming down, but they're not gonna really hit rock bottom until probably next year.
SPEAKER_04And truthfully, if you send me something for sale, it was like 275 or something recently.
SPEAKER_06Yes, and literally it's a block away from from the studio. There's a there's a townhouse right over there. And yeah, and it's down to 275. Well, you could probably get it for like 225 if you really want to. But then again, that that you know, it's funny because when I go into the search, when I found that, I specifically say no HOA. There's no way in hell that place don't have an HOA. And it was on, you know, so that's the thing, that's the really the the linchpin factor of whether that place is even worthy of consideration is how much is the HOA? What are your rules? What kind of bullshit's going on with that, you know?
SPEAKER_07If you're leasing, you don't need to worry about the HOA.
SPEAKER_06Right, right. But that place is a good thing.
SPEAKER_07But that year that's for sale, gotcha.
SPEAKER_06But like I say, I mean, like it by the time next year and some of these places that are for sale have been on on the listed for a year. Yeah. It's like, all right, so maybe next year they'll get they'll get their head out of their ass and uh, you know, take somebody that, you know, something that's worth taking. All right, I don't I don't even like this place. I don't even know. This place is horrible. See, this is another thing. Like, who the hell is gonna pay $2,600 a month for this dump when you could get the little townhouse I was just, you know, just out of it it's it's crazy some of these people what they want for some of these places. It's insane. And Lake Worth is just yeah, like this place. All right, $2,300 is seems like a deal, but first of all, you're this is the under a thousand square feet as little. And this is the worst neighborhood in the world. That's too bad. Oh well, actually, that's not oh my well, that's actually not that bad. That's not that bad. I actually listened lived pretty close to that neighborhood for a while, but yeah, it's it's not in the best neighborhood, it's in Lake Worth Utilities. Yeah. So who the hell is gonna give you that? Uh I don't know. But there are a bunch of good ones. There's one giant one with a giant garage. You know, I I I'm the guy that when I see a place with a big garage, that's what it's like, oh yeah, look at that. But you know, it's at this point, I can only, you know, I only have a Jeep and two bikes. I don't need that much garage. But uh Yeah, and the other thing about buying a place uh or buying or renting a place in one of these uh villas or whatever is you get a pool with it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But some of these were looking pretty good, but again, and you know, it's one of the garage or carport, gotta have washer dryer in the place.
SPEAKER_04You know, there's certain things you just gotta have.
SPEAKER_06Now, these places I drive by all the time. Because and they're actually in Lake Worth, and it's not the best area, but these things are brand new. Literally brand new. They there can't be more than like five years old. And I mean you are kind of like packed in there next to your neighbor, but they got good square footage. No, they're big. Yeah, they're good size, four bathrooms, Jesus.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, 1700 square feet.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's three stories, quite large, and then and this balcony looks onto oh, I don't think that's Dixie, but it's probably sixth. So, you know, you got a balcony right out onto the main street, and what was that? I I meant to ask about what is this? Is this like a utility sink or something somewhere?
SPEAKER_07Is it off near the washer dryer, maybe?
SPEAKER_06Maybe maybe, yeah. And that's the other thing. Some of the people that take these pictures for the real real estate, it's like, what the hell are you thinking? Like this. Why take a picture? Uh I mean, look, take a picture of the whole room. Closets have doors. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07How about opening the closet? Outstanding. Yes. If you're gonna take it.
SPEAKER_06Maybe open one of them so we can see how big the closet is. At least they have doors. Look at this picture of the bathroom. Can't you get the whole bathroom in the picture?
SPEAKER_04Like you you think you can even get your leg between the toilet and the tub?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_04Get wedged in there.
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SPEAKER_07What is uh is that carpet?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, that's the only it's a new place. It's new, so at least the carpet will be new. See, like what's probably just the bedrooms, unless we're gonna be able to do it. Why would you waste a picture on this? Here's a picture of uh inside of a closet. Like the shelf has support. Nice shower. Yeah, that's not bad. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_07Looks like a bigger tub there, too.
SPEAKER_06It's got a garage.
SPEAKER_07Wow.
SPEAKER_06So, you know, something like this. The only the only problem with this is that it's in Lake Worth Utilities. Which which we could use as a negotiating tool and say, look, we'll give you 2200 since we've got to pay for Lake Worth Utilities. And the other good thing about this is this pool is literally like right in the middle of the complex. Not very far at all from any of the places. But yeah, it's like close to the beach. Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's Sinks and Dixie. It's it's uh Yeah, it's real close. It's close to everything. You can almost walk to downtown Lake Worth. Yeah. Yeah, so in about a month we'll have to start really and and you're gonna have to do it. I mean you're gonna have to be the one like all right, for instance, let's look at one of these. All right, price change. Now, where does it say here who to contact if you want to rent this place? I guess you have to contact the agent that sent it to you.
SPEAKER_07Because there's no way there's no way to it says contact me up in the top right.
SPEAKER_04Well, there is a way to do it though, is you or if I was in town, physically go to this location, they're gonna have an office. They all have an office, and you go in and negotiate right then and there in person.
SPEAKER_06Well, nice case. Yeah, but they can't no, the office can't rent it for for them. You have to deal with an agent. Yes, they can. No, you gotta go through a listing agent. Um I don't know.
SPEAKER_04That's how the the apartment I'm in right now, I found it when I was in Ohio by using these types of things. Your your apartment contacted them directly.
SPEAKER_06Your apartment is owned by the complex. This probably owned by a private individual.
SPEAKER_07Ah says listing details. See that little blue thing there? Yeah, but that doesn't give you anything for information?
SPEAKER_06No, they want you to contact. There's a chick that sends these things.
SPEAKER_04Go down, you you'll go too fast. Stop. Go to contract information.
SPEAKER_07There you go.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_07Rent I guess it's not under that.
SPEAKER_04Listing service, no. Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah, no, I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Now the whole point, the whole you know, that's the whole point.
SPEAKER_04Bottom right, contact agent. Yeah, you're right. There it is.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's her. Yeah, it's a chick that sent it to us, yeah. So that's how you'd have to do it. But the thing is, I don't yeah, how do you how would you know about these? Yeah, this is interesting. I don't know how anybody would find these without I guess I just got lucky and this chick is just sending them without me being on any that's interesting.
SPEAKER_07That kitchen looked really nice. I bet the rest of the place looks good too.
SPEAKER_06And so that that begs the the question like uh it it doesn't this whole thing doesn't make sense in the fact that your job as a real estate agent is to reach as many people as you w as you can. I mean, as as any kind of sales or advertising and anything like that. Seems now like the system is totally askewed as to like if I didn't have this chick sending emails, how would we know what was for rent or not, other than driving around looking for signs or something like that? I mean, uh well, we could go on Zillow.
SPEAKER_04There are other apps. You know, Zillow, there's apartments for rent. I forget the name. There's uh there's always local ones for the area, like there's gator part gator rents or something like that here in Gainesville, but there's other ways to search. Well, that's funny that they're probably gonna still hook you up with some sort of agent, maybe. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're definitely still gonna have to get an agent. Here's something fun to do that I've tried a couple of times is is you go into Zillow. Hold on, I gotta share this to do it. Alright, so you go in here and you go to let's say bye. And you get your uh let's remove the boundary. I don't know where this is, why is this taking so long? Where the hell is this? Oh, there we go. Oh, speaking of which, dude, if you wanted to live over by your sister, we could we could move over there real easy. Not only that, I was looking up here in the panhandle near like Tallahassee and uh and Pensacola in this little area, we could get something in here really cheap. And the thing, the only reason I was looking in this area, all right. So you know the reason, reasoning of Joe Rogan moving to Austin because it's so centrally located and go, you know, you can fly to LA, fly your area, you know, yada yada yada. Right. I was thinking that same thing about this area. From if we lived up in this area, it'd be like a two-hour drive to New Orleans, Atlanta, uh, back into Florida somewhere if we wanted to, up into uh Charlottesville or someplace like that. It'd just be a lot closer to everything. But here's here's the funny thing to do with this. All right, so you go and and we have, let's see, 28,000 results in this little area, okay? So let's go to the filters. First thing I do is no HOA. Let's see how many that gets rid of. So that got rid of that got rid of seven, no, six six thousand. All right, and then you go in here, and I definitely don't want a manufactured home. I don't want an apartment. All right, now we're down to twenty thousand dollars. Condos co-ops. We don't want land, we don't want condos co-ops. So now we're down to twelve thousand. Now I I always leave the town homes in there just because I have the HOA on, uh, but you know, you know you're always gonna. All right, so of the 12,000, here's where it gets fun. Uh let's go two bedroom, two bath. See what we're down to now. Oh, that uh that didn't take out that many.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_06All right, so and then but then by that you can find that like the average price is right around here, which is like 300k, which ain't that bad.
SPEAKER_04So I usually go through and I you know now that you applied that 3,000, now uh it's down to 3,700.
SPEAKER_06Right, right. And you could even do uh I mean you could even cut it down even more, but it's kind of kind of fun to look at them. And truthfully, at this point when you're, you know, completely fantasy scrolling like this, I go completely on curb appeal. I don't even I don't even stop unless it's like, oh, that looks cool. And yeah, see something like this. Let's see what this looks like.
SPEAKER_04It's not oh, it's on the water. It's pretty quaint looking there.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So have you ever heard or seen heard of a food that you don't understand the appeal, but uh after hearing about it enough times, you're like, maybe I should, you know, give it a shot. So what I'm referring to here specifically, and we're gonna have to make sure we send this clip to our buddy in England. What was it, Dave?
SPEAKER_06Dave, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Dave County. So yeah, so you know how the Brits eat beans on toast. Right. That is like a classic breakfast in Britain. For all my life, I've heard of this, and I've always thought that sounds rancid. Why would you do that, right? So I did a little research and I made sure, like, because I I read a few Reddit posts and a couple of YouTube videos, and you know, the Brits were were you know proud of their beans on toast, and they insisted it's you can't use American baked beans, you got to use the one they use there, which is Heinz beans in tomato sauce. It's not sweet like the ones we get. You can't use like bougie artisanal bread, it's just gotta be white bread. The bread has to be toasted. You have to butter the bread, the butter the toast, and you can't just heat the beans up in a microwave, you have to cook them in a pan so that the sauce reduces and they get like thicker, and then you put them on the toast. And and I followed every one of those steps, every single one of them. And it's fucking trash, it's utter garbage. I don't understand how any empire could have conquered as much as they did, unless it was simply to get away from their own food, which makes total sense to me. But why would you search the earth for spices and then refuse to learn how to use them? Is it only to sell them? Is that the only thing, or only so you can push opium on the Chinese? I don't know what was going on, but I know that that is one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten in my life. I could challenge anybody to prove me otherwise, it can't be done.
SPEAKER_06Not only have I had an English breakfast as well as an Irish breakfast, uh, that that's definitely an interesting dining experience. Some of the stuff is delicious, and other stuff is like, they eat this? Yeah. Dark blood pudding?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. No. No. I'm good.
SPEAKER_06I tried it.
SPEAKER_04It was blood and oatmeal. That's all it is.
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SPEAKER_04Yeah, it was interesting.
SPEAKER_06Making a bowl of oatmeal with pig blood. Yeah, it was very interesting. Well, all this talk of pig blood is making me hungry. You gotta cut this out. Then give us a call at 9024.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. If you're British and want to argue with Dr. Bob, call us at 904-549-9024. There you go.
SPEAKER_06All right, guys. We'll wrap it up here and uh catch you on the next one.
SPEAKER_04Thanks, guys.