The Slack Doctors

Ep. 56 - The Slack Doctors Episode 56 Don't Call Us Last Friday

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Dr. Bob woke up telling lies. The Docs discuss Oscopys, Endo vs Colon? Dr. Bob's sister is in for a Field Day. Sometimes you do need a Jeep. Are the Docs finally figuring out copyright? Who else remembers Pete Puma? We watch a disturbing clip of a biker who did the right thing but got wronged. Maybe Dr. Chip is actually autistic? We give a shoutout to Dave Conley and Dr. Bob lashes out again at British cuisine. Somehow printers have gotten even worse. J.D. Vance isn't fooling anybody (except Theo Von). Dr. Chip explains the real goal of the SAVE Act. What exactly is a " majority minority"? Chef Fetterman tosses an 18 second word salad. The Docs react to clip of Bill Maher, Crenshaw, Fetterman, and comic relief Donna Brazile.

SPEAKER_02

All right, here we are with another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. All right, we should in advance uh apologize to anybody that tries to call in. I guess, God, I don't know how to even phrase it. It's gonna be this Friday. So I it'll it'll it'll be the 11th, right? The day that we're not usually not shooting, we're shooting instead on the ninth, right? Today today is the 11th. Okay, wait a minute. No, 15th, I'm thinking, right?

SPEAKER_10

The 15th, instead we'll be shooting on the 13th.

SPEAKER_02

Right. So do not call on the 15th. But by then this might already be already come out by then or something.

SPEAKER_10

Now we're telling them not to call. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02

On one day. On one day.

SPEAKER_10

Well, that's funny because they can still call. It just won't get us live. Right. They'll have to leave a message. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Which is hilarious because I was arguing/slash debating with some guy on X, and I told him, I said, dude, you're going to be a whole segment on my because I was thinking about logging into X and try to read the whole thing, because it's just so crazy. The guy insists anyway. He says, I want to come on your podcast and debate you. How about next Friday? And I'm like, God damn. Right. How about next Friday? The one day. Yeah, the one day. And I told him, I said, any other Friday than that after that is fine. But next Friday, the 15th, if you try to call in or zoom in or Riverside in or anything, we are not going to be here. We're going to be here that Wednesday.

SPEAKER_10

I hope I'm wrong. I hope this is all an unnecessary precaution and that Friday I call you and say, you know, we could have just done it today. But I got a sinking suspicion that I will not be wrong and that I will have some uh altercations.

SPEAKER_02

I thought you had an appointment or something.

SPEAKER_10

No, no, no. I have an appointment on Thursday, but I fully expect the procedure that I get on Thursday to give me pancreatitis because it did it last time.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_10

And so therefore, the next day, I'd rather just not have to think about doing anything.

SPEAKER_02

I just assume that things will just be well. Yeah, I thought you just had to.

SPEAKER_10

So you called me, I think you called me at like noon today. Um, just so you know. Noon. Whatever it is, you, Dr. Chip, called me. Didn't you call me today and say something like, hey, I hope I didn't wake you up?

SPEAKER_02

No, that was like nine o'clock.

SPEAKER_10

Well, whatever time it was, I completely lied to you. You absolutely woke me up. My brain went into survivor mode where it just says whatever it needs to say to get the guy off the phone so I can go back to sleep. I have no idea what you said to me. No idea what we talked about. No, it could have been a dream. I'm not even sure if it really happened or not.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I did is it was about a it was about a spit. Well, what's normally called a spit take, but I don't know what to call it when you do it with a bong hit. But that's what I was calling you about because I was watching, we're gonna talk about some of it today on the show about some of the a cough take, yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah, I've got a rough couple of days coming up the next. So tomorrow I have a a scheduled primary care doctor appointment, just a regular one.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_10

But I've arc actually already exceeded their abilities, right? So I th I was thinking about this last uh Friday, a couple days ago, and I'm like, this upcoming appointment is to check my A1C levels. It's all diabetes revol involved, right? So he had done blood work on me like three months ago, and it's like a three-month checkup. But then I realized he never scheduled a secondary lab thing. So I'm going to see my doctor tomorrow to talk about my A1C. He has no idea what my current A1C is because he hasn't done a test in three months. I called the office Friday at like 3:30 and said, Hey, look, I'm a patient of Dr. So and so. The thought just occurred to me that he may have wanted to order blood work, but he didn't do it. Can you please find out? You know, I'll you know, I'll be there Tuesday, whatever. This gives you time to do it. Did I get a call today from anybody about it? No. I'm gonna show up tomorrow and I guarantee you he's gonna say, Well, well, we're gonna have to schedule another appointment and we're gonna do some blood work while you're here. But this could have all been avoided had it just been scheduled properly.

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, basically, so you just get the blood work done when you should have been talking about it instead of yeah, that's not that bad.

SPEAKER_10

Well, speaking of that's tomorrow, and then let's see. Then Wednesday we have the pod, and then Thursday I have the endoscopic ultrasound, and then Friday, no, dealer's choice. We'll see what happens.

SPEAKER_02

Wow. So endoscopic, what are they sticking a scope in you?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah, down down the uh down the gullet. Okay, I was wondering which. I prefer the other end, I think. Uh pardon me? I think I'd prefer the other end. You're unconscious either way. Yeah, true. I mean, you wake up with a sore throat or a sore ass. Pick one. You know, it really doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I mean, I had a I had a colonoscopy once. I wasn't sore afterwards. I was all right.

SPEAKER_10

Because of all the boyfriends, at the same time, you can shake hands in the middle, high-five each other. I'll be unconscious. I won't know.

SPEAKER_08

Because of all the Vaseline.

SPEAKER_10

Exactly.

SPEAKER_08

Diddy oil.

SPEAKER_10

Um, so my sister has to come into town to take me to this thing, right? Because they won't. That's great. Because they won't use it. They won't let you use an Uber uh because I don't understand the reasoning behind it. Or whatever. Plus, plus, they require the person that brings you to stay there with you for the during the procedure, even though they're not there, whatever. No Uber guy is gonna do that. So that's interesting. The point being she has to come over and do this. Now, the last time I needed her to do something like this, take me to a procedure, was thankfully she still lived here at the time, so it was far more convenient. But it was about, I want to say maybe 18 months ago or something. And it was for my first uh and so far only ever colonoscopy. I finally reached that, you know, 54, 53, whatever old I was at the time. They're like, you're overdue. We got you know, you're supposed to do it when you're 50, and we haven't done it. So so she had a field day. Like, you know, my sister and I both have clown blood when it comes to fucking with each other, the botherins, as I like to call it. So she had a field day implying all of the jokes that one would imply about, oh, don't worry, you don't need to give him anesthesia. He likes taking things up the butt, you know, just one brutal joke after another. Both of us are just giggling like children. So now she gets to have the same fun, only she gets to use the other end. You know, he likes things down his throat. Uh I brought you some grip tape for his ears. I mean, the jokes write themselves, uh, but she is gonna have a lot of fun. And I I don't begrudge her that. I would do the same thing to her, and hopefully one day I will get the opportunity when she gets scheduled for some kind of scope.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I don't want to call it it's not instant karma, but kind of like drawn-out karma a little bit. But uh, you know, if you recall my story about evading the Florida Highway Patrol with just a just a warning, I didn't get off got free, I got a flat tire. Oh man. Yeah, I gotta get it, I gotta get a new tire on the beamer. I must have I'm sure when I pulled off into that stupid emergency lane in the middle, I must have run over something and cut my tire or something. So that was gonna be my next question is are we talking a Jeep tire or a bike tire? No, no, bike tire, bike tire. Now the Jeep, the Jeep has giant, you know, ruts and the I actually have you know, I've actually driven around on the Jeep with flat tires before and not even realized it. Kind of check the pressure.

SPEAKER_10

I was like, how much do those tires? Those are monster tires. What are those, like $300 a piece? I don't know. They were on there when I got them.

SPEAKER_02

I think it depends on, I mean, it depends on the market. It depends on how, you know, you can get shitty big monster tires that aren't that, you know, they're they're kind of like knockoffs or whatever. And there's some of Mickey Thompson's that are really expensive that aren't that much better, truthfully. Right.

SPEAKER_10

And truthfully when I think early 90s, when I lived in Charlotte, my buddy uh had a a Jeep, it was a C5 or something. It was a it was a like a real crass rudimentary. He used it for rock climbing. Um, it was not nearly as luxurious as yours. Right, right. Yeah, those are anything to him. Yeah. This thing was geared so low that he basically didn't need brakes. Um, it could just stop itself just by too much.

SPEAKER_02

Just downveilling the flow gear and stop, you know, just stop.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, and when we would we had a pretty bad winter that year, too, for Charlotte, right? You know, they they didn't they weren't really equipped like a northern city, they didn't have plows and salt and everything. So Pat was one of the only dudes that could go anywhere, like just driving up and down railroad tracks and through people's yards and stuff.

SPEAKER_02

Well, and you know, going back to our little Jeep clip of, you know, I I could have spoken up more then, but uh, and all the things that he listed, my Jeep has not been unreliable at all. It's it's been plenty reliable. So that's one of the things that if he said no, that I could go, yep, no, it's been reliable. The other thing is never going off-road or never been off-road. Now, I will probably never go off-road. If I do ever go off-road, it's probably going to be the beach. But I have at least more than once used the Jeep where your car couldn't have gone on the streets. Like for a perfect example, I was stuck in a U, you know, in a turn lane uh on military trail with a big, you know, cement median in between me and the other side, and I couldn't get there, was something going on. There was I sat through like three cycles of the turn, the turn, and I wanted to make a U-turn. So I basically just drove over the curb and made my U-turn. You couldn't have done that with your car. Right.

SPEAKER_10

You know, absolutely. Yeah. I would I would venture to say that Jeep can also go through much deeper water than your average car or sedan. You know, you're not going to flood it out. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And if you put one of those snorkel exhaust things on it coming up out of the top, you could probably go through a significant amount of water. Absolutely, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And and you know, it's like after a after a hurricane or something, you know, people have to be careful driving around over branches and fallen trees and stuff and just drive right over them.

SPEAKER_10

I don't give a short. My biggest complaint about it is that it's just loud and uncomfortable and w, you know, yeah, mostly loud and uncomfortable. It's I I I guess parking it would probably start too, but I've never driven the damn thing.

SPEAKER_02

No, parking is easy, dude. It's small. It's got a really short wheelbase. Parking's really easy.

SPEAKER_10

It's at least if you do nudge one of the cars on either side of you, you're just hitting him with tire.

SPEAKER_02

True. It's true. And I actually almost got an accident the other day, and I was I felt bad for the guy too, because he would have really fucked up his car, wouldn't have done much to my Jeep, but anyway.

SPEAKER_10

Right. It would have scuffed up your tires.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, basically. And maybe my you know, maybe my bumper a little bit, but you know, who cares? Anyway.

SPEAKER_10

So do we have to do that? The gas mileage on, I think, sucks balls though.

SPEAKER_02

It does, it does. Especially that one too, because it's got all that extra weight and all the extra gear and shit and whatever.

SPEAKER_08

Can you take regular and uh the desk use regular gas?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah, it's the motor is just it's a piece of shit, straight six, that's the same old design they've been using for decades and decades, like at least 50 years. I you know, as a matter of fact, it's just I gotta go get it looked at because I was think I was thinking I was at oil before, so I checked it. You know, I've ridden it without oil before. I've checked shit, I got no oil. So I checked it, it's got oil, but the last couple of times I've run back and forth down to here. Um, when I get off the highway and stop at a light or something, the oil pressure drops to zero. Yeah, I mean, I I don't know. I I I got to have my guy look at it and say, what's that all about? Maybe the oil pump's going, or but maybe it's just the oil is real thin or something. I don't know. But I mean it's not like it all you gotta do is rev the engine a little bit and the oil pressure goes up, so it's like it's only zero when it's just idling, which you don't really need that much oil when it's just idling.

SPEAKER_10

I bet the tires for the BMW are actually expensive too.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, bike tires are any, yeah, any of those sport tires are they're probably gonna cost me about you know, tell you the truth, I I asked them too. I was like, look, if there's any way you can save this tire, because it only has like two, three thousand miles on the damn thing. So if they're gonna say no and I got a new one, I'm gonna just say, give me the cheapest one you got. Because if they're gonna go out every two, three thousand miles, why am I wasting money on good tires? But I mean, you know, like a cheap tire for one of those is probably about 150 bucks, 160 bucks, probably end up being like 200 once you get it mount, you know, have them put it on and everything.

SPEAKER_10

Well, but that's you know, a lot cheaper.

SPEAKER_02

But that's a lot cheaper than if I that guy would have written me up with all the stuff they caught me doing. That would have been a lot more than that.

SPEAKER_10

So I'm still calling it a win, even though uh Yeah, and that you know, the and buying a tire doesn't put points on your license either. So that's also nice. Good point. Um Although the points on your license don't nearly matter as much if you self-insure.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's true. Not to me. Yeah. Well, the only problem is if you get enough of them, they yank your damn license. I actually had that happen when I was a kid when I was like, I think I was like eight, seventeen, or eighteen or something like that. I got so many freaking tickets and like all in a row, and they were like, beep, your license is gone for like I think it was like three, six months or something like that.

SPEAKER_10

Right. Isn't the Cardinal Sin still and has always been the passing of school bus? Isn't that the big whammy? Uh I don't know. I don't know. Well if the school bus has stopped with a little red sign out the side and you big whammy is that is a yeah, you're in for it then. Big whammy as far as fine, you mean? The I think it's the most points you can get on your license.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, points. Yeah, I don't know. I think you can only I think you I thought you could only get like three or four at a time. Can you get more than four? I think it's five for passing a school bus. Maybe, maybe. You know, it's too bad. Uh you know, and I I don't think the amount of points is at all linked to how much the fine is, is it? Because otherwise they'd be sitting around all day at every school bus stop handing out tickets, I would think. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway. I don't know. Do we have any uh did I leave any messages this week?

SPEAKER_10

No, not a single call. I was shocked. I was going through the emails today before the show to you know highlight the ones that I thought were humorous and whatnot, and or not too long or whatever.

SPEAKER_08

It must have been busy.

SPEAKER_02

I I just I don't know. I guess I you know, I think I basically sent so many clips, it covers everything I wanted to talk about.

SPEAKER_10

So after all our talk about uh copyright uh and fair use and everything last time, yeah, the episode that we uploaded today, episode 54, uh, I believe I titled it We Got Dave Smith Tickets. Um and it that contained material that I was absolutely certain was going to be an issue because it was that footage from the VH1 show with the super group and the nooch. Right. And uh nothing. No, no, no flag, no nothing. Passed all the checks and community guidelines. YouTube's like giddy up. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02

You know, it seems so random. All the all the the copyright strikes, the the X strikes and getting thrown off X and Facebook.

SPEAKER_08

It's like where it's just it depends who's it depends who's on the desk at YouTube. I guess so. I guess so.

SPEAKER_10

I guess or what bot is running the algorithm at that time. I don't know. Well, I do want to say, Dean, you're in good spirits considering the the devastating news I got earlier.

SPEAKER_08

You sure you don't want to show that in me?

SPEAKER_10

Uh we can we'll we'll put the picture in later. Yeah, wait. Put it in later if you want. Yeah, mean put it in the comments. I saw a lot.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I haven't seen a lot. I saw it through his pants, which is even more intimidating if you know what I've done. Yeah, that's I was I told him I said I've had four or five knee surgeries. My knee never swole up like that, ever. That thing's huge.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, you're in good company if you have any questions about how to rehabilitate a knee. Dr. Chip can tell you.

SPEAKER_02

That looks like that Jovanovich or whatever name, the fighter chick. Remember when she had that big giant hematoma on her head? She looked like something out of a cartoon. Yeah, it was crazy. That's kind of what his knee looks like. Not even that bad, but but pretty close.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, one of my favorite all-time secondary Looney Tunes character is Pete Puma. I don't know if you remember him. He would usually show up in Bugs Bunny cartoons, uh, and he would dress as like a babysitter and try to steal the little cute little bunny whenever Bugs had to watch his nephew or whatever. What? And his his voice thing was like, I'm the little fella's mother. But his bit was how many lumps do you want with your coffee or tea? And then he would get Bugs would hit him in the head that many times, and the lumps would pop up. But they look just like the hematomas on that chick.

SPEAKER_08

I do not remember that when he's gonna we're gonna find a clip of that. Where were you living when you saw this? Where were you?

SPEAKER_02

Uh for he's not the big giant bulldog. You're talking a puma or something.

SPEAKER_10

Uh he's a Looney Tunes secondary character. And and the the punchline at the best episode is he keeps asking him how many lumps you want with your tea, how many lumps you want with your tea. I vaguely remember that when he gets whacked in the head. I vaguely. And then at the very end, he asks him how many, he goes, I don't like tea. It gives me a headache. And he goes, Oh, what do you want? Coffee.

SPEAKER_02

I thought Pepe Le Pew was obscure reference. This guy, Puma. I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, Puma. I know some of our viewers out there will uh will know who I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_02

We'll we'll put it in the magic of editing.

SPEAKER_10

We'll pop them in. There you go.

SPEAKER_02

Speaking of how to out-of-touch boomers, I got a lot of clips uh to talk about with Bill Mayer, but I don't want to I don't think I don't know if I want to start off with that. I think we should probably start off with some other stuff.

SPEAKER_08

Ease into it. There we go.

SPEAKER_10

You got you got a clip you want to show? Uh yeah, I can share one of these clips. This was a horrifying um uh we want to give a warning to our our viewers out there. This is a kind of a disturbing photo, but talk about uh incidents on the highway.

SPEAKER_02

It's this is fun. That's the exact one I was just gonna play.

SPEAKER_08

I thought you were gonna show my knee.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, that's bad too, though.

SPEAKER_10

This guy's gonna wish all he had was your knee. Yeah, all right, here we go. Brace yourself, guys. Again, this is this is a bit rough. That's that's the end of it.

SPEAKER_05

On September 4th, 2023, trooper Brandon Truan of the Arkansas State Police tried to pull over a gray sedan, but the driver took off, kicking off a very short and brutal pursuit.

SPEAKER_04

I love these.

SPEAKER_10

So he's in pursuit of a car. That is not where the issues arise.

SPEAKER_05

As the trooper accelerated to catch up with the speeding vehicle, he failed to avoid a biker who was trying to move aside to let him pass.

SPEAKER_10

Bam! Bam! So he he went around the biker on the right as opposed to, you know, just staying in the left lane with his lights on and letting the guy move out of the way.

SPEAKER_08

Oh man.

SPEAKER_05

The biker was later identified as 63-year-old Michael Owens, who tragically lost his life in the crash.

SPEAKER_10

The guy did everything right. He he completely obeyed the traffic laws, which is to put your blinker on and go to the right and get out of the way of the emergency vehicle.

SPEAKER_05

Trooper Truan suffered minor injuries and was released from medical care the next day.

SPEAKER_02

All right.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, that's that is just rough, man.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And you know why I sent you that, right?

SPEAKER_10

Well, the title of the email, the subject of the email was It's not a victimless crime now.

SPEAKER_02

That's right. There was nobody had been hurt by the guy speeding. Everybody was going home safe and sound. All they had to do was just go, uh, we'll get him next time, or you know, I mean, right. That's or mail them the ticket.

SPEAKER_10

Like, you know, did you as long as you get close enough to get make model and and you know, license plate.

SPEAKER_02

Where where are all the cameras? Where are all the flock uh things, you know, uh whatever.

SPEAKER_10

But yeah, I mean, well, it is Arkansas, but probably one of the lowest budget states.

SPEAKER_02

So, but yeah, but I mean it's like look, I mean, how how hard are we gonna really pursue these victimless crimes? So hard that we create victims, uh, apparently, is the answer.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that's the toughest call when I was a cop. I was in a lot of police chases. And uh let me tell you something, Arkansas State Police, they're rough. Oh, they're a tough group of uh patrolmen. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_10

And uh yeah, well that that that officer didn't look particularly jovial in his uh no academy picture there.

SPEAKER_02

And in some places, there are rules like at uh if like you're not allowed to uh chase like guys on motorcycles sometimes, right? They're like, look, we just gotta let them go. And at some point, you know, look, if we gotta go over a hundred mile an hour to catch them, maybe just let them go. Yeah. You know? And you know, like you say, if you got a bigger one. I mean, the only I the only way you could possibly, you know, really justify uh chasing anybody that hard is if literally it's a murderer, like on the way to go kill somebody or something. Robbery and child in the vehicle with the right. Right, or something like that. Right. Otherwise, you just gotta go, okay.

SPEAKER_08

He was speeding, but you have to answer to the supervisor. The supervisor will call you and say what is he wanted for? If it's just running a stop sign, they're gonna say, let him go.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, but anyway, that's that was uh definitely my point of that one. Yeah, that was hard to watch. That was rough. Uh let me let me share this one. What does this one say? This was kind of interesting because oh I almost I almost did it again. I almost took myself right off. This this chick, I was watching this going like I I don't know that you have to be autistic to feel the way that this chick is expressing, because I've kind of felt that way for a long time, but we we'll s we'll see what she has to say here.

SPEAKER_01

So there's this autistic guy who created a website called Let's Five Fair Airlines. The idea is basically what if regular people pull together money to potentially five year airlines out of the thing. Honestly, I don't think the most important part is whether or not this actually happens. The most important part is what this is into people's minds. Because if you read the comments in these videos, people are thinking like, what if we did this healthy? What if we did this housing? What if communities collectively own services rather than corporations? And that is the shift. Because for the first time, people are starting to realize the systems that we live inside are not a nature. We were invented, which means they can be reinvented. Regular people don't have power. But what happens when you people realize wait together? We actually do have power. Not necessarily one giant revolution overnight. But humanity is fully waking up to the fact that we can create human systems that revolve around well-being and not profit. Well-being instead of extraction. I think it's fascinating that this idea is being all right.

SPEAKER_02

I I have to stop there because that's where she starts getting crazy. Because we certainly uh we certainly definitely need capitalism to make things better. But the the the part that, you know, she's preaching the choir over here. I've been the one saying from day one, we've got to decentralize all this bullshit. All the governments gotta be decentralized from DC, go back to go from the bottom up instead of the top down. Same thing with the corporations.

SPEAKER_10

If you don't want a brand new concept, it's just a minority concept. Not that many people think about it, but the but as the people have always thought of it.

SPEAKER_02

And apparently think she thinks you have to be autistic to come up with this. It's like, no, you just don't have to be unless I'm autistic. Maybe I'm autistic. I don't know. I maybe I'm on the spectrum. God knows John Fetterman is. Um, you're just artistic.

SPEAKER_10

I wonder how a British person differentiates those two words. How do they even say that's a good question? Because you know, autistic is how you would say artistic. Yeah, I don't know how they would do that. Oh, Dave Connolly, your your English buddy, did comment on one of our videos.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, good, good. I sent him a message.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, he he basically did not in any way try to defend beans on toast. Uh he said it has something to do with it was one of the few things not rationed during the war, so people just developed a taste for it and nostalgia and whatnot. He also agreed that blood pudding was horrible. And I didn't even get into them with like starry pie or spotted dick or you know, toad in the hole or all the other horrific things that they try to eat. Uh they're even guilty. All right, so as much as we like to blame the Australians for veggie mite, um marmite precedes veggie mite by 2021 years or something like that. So the Brits were actually doing it already. Uh, and then the the Australians copied them, but the both of those products are disgusting.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I don't I don't think I've either had either one of them.

SPEAKER_10

Dude, it's it's leftover brewer's yeast scraped off the inside of the of the barrel. It's a it's a waste thing that somebody tried to find a way to use and then convinced other people to eat it, but yeah, it should have remained a waste or maybe feed it to hogs, but it should never be ingested by people. It's foul.

SPEAKER_02

You know, I gotta say, I saw a smokers commercial the other day that I was like, I didn't they were using jelly in ways that I never even imagined. I was like, oh, holy shit, you could do oh that's right. Man, you could do that with jelly, couldn't you? To tell you the truth. Speaking of inventive ways. I never thought about that, or no, no. No, but they were, I forget what it was exactly, but they use it a couple of like stuff. I was like, oh shit, they use that jelly for that? Oh, interesting. Anyway, all right, I got another one to share here. Let's see what this chick has to say. I forget what this is about.

SPEAKER_00

And I can't print without a subscription. I just tried to print something for my printer that I own. My printer that I own with and paper. And I can't print without a subscription plan.

SPEAKER_10

I thought printers had already achieved the pinnacle of insulting when it was uh proprietary ink cartridges, and you had to buy the ink only from that company. A subscription base is taking it to a whole other level. Remember eventually we're just gonna devolve back to having clerical monks handwriting everything out by candlelight and you know doodling in the margins.

SPEAKER_02

Remember when you bought these laptops and I was saying, hey, buy us some printers too? Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I'll have to go buy a used one or something. Uh take screenshots. Uh yeah, I it's insane. Maybe I'll just go. I do live right across the street from the library. So uh all right. Well, I'm out of clips other than than stuff about Mayer and uh and Fetterman and their whole clown show. So you got anything else you want to show before we get into that?

SPEAKER_10

Uh yeah, I got I got a pretty good one we can watch here. This should uh this should enrage. And this actually touches on something I wanted to bring up too, but I guess we'll watch the clip first. This is a little clip of JD Vance and Theo Vaughn and JD Vance just do do do do playing dumb.

SPEAKER_14

That's about a surveillance thing. So this thing is fucked. This sounds crazy, dude. Like this sounds like we're only gonna be human for like two more years, right? So they and this is the Palantir company where they're gonna build security databases that have all of our information in them.

SPEAKER_10

Palantir, which is you know, the Peter Thiel thing, and Peter Teal basically backed Vance and put him through school. Created Vance, yeah.

SPEAKER_14

Right? That's what they're saying. That's what they're saying, yeah. And it's gonna have like everything, it'll like look at you and know like if you're good at tennis, or if you've ever, you know, if you have like if you have $60 in your pocket, or if you're you know, it can tell if your kids are being a that guy's laugh, dude.

SPEAKER_10

Vance's laugh is very disarming. Oh my polished and very scary.

SPEAKER_14

He's gonna have a limp or whatever, he'll be in the Christmas play. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It can tell all of that, and then and that feels real scary, man. Like to a regular guy on the street, that feels like we're gonna give our our society like like we're gonna become these, like they're gonna have everything know everything about us. It makes you feel like you won't be a person anymore.

SPEAKER_06

I hear you. Does that make sense to you? It definitely makes sense to me. I mean, let me try to explain.

SPEAKER_10

So to be clear, I'm not somehow we've gotten to the point now where corporations are people and people are just data.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not an expert on this particular deal. I actually earlier today or maybe yesterday. But the president did an executive order, I don't know, a couple months ago. And the basic idea is you've got all this different information, but it's not accessible in one place. So, like, give me an example where this might be useful. Okay, let's say you catch an illegal immigrant, okay, and that person's using a social security number, but the Department of Homeland Security that arrests the person can't actually figure out what social security number that illegal immigrant is, what name it's attached to.

SPEAKER_02

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Why would an illegal immigrant have a social security number? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

You stole it.

SPEAKER_02

Why are we pretending like that's okay? You just glossed right over that. Like, oh yeah, just in case, well, because you know, in case that why would let's fix that. How about we fix that?

SPEAKER_10

Okay, go ahead. Yeah, well, we we don't really need to continue watching it, but we'll we'll give it a little bit more here.

SPEAKER_06

Or, you know, let's say you're like investigating some terrorist and the FBI arrests the person, but you know, there are information about like where the person lived a couple years ago that you'd like to have, so you'd maybe like to go, you know, talk to their friends or associates or whatever.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But my understanding is that it does sound odd. All right, stop again. What they're trying to do is take all the information that yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I we don't need to keep watching. Well, no, you do need to keep because here's the thing he says in case there's a terrorist, there are no terrorists. We're the terrorists. We, the people that they want to spy on, we're the terrorists. It's such fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_06

Oh God. Anyway. All right, we'll finish it up then. Department of Homeland Security has that the FBI has, and just make it so that it's actually not in some hyper inefficient system. It's all sort of accessible. And here's the thing modern technology is just crazy and weird, and it affects our privacy. And I I think we don't have to think that's a good thing. It is like a reality. Stop again, stop, stop, stop.

SPEAKER_02

He's just saying we need to we need to invade your privacy and tech this weird thing that just invades your privacy. Who does it? I mean, listen, this works on on Theo Vaughn, but regular people are watching this. I mean, this is insane. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_14

With Palantir, it's like they're gonna collect all the information, though.

SPEAKER_06

So that feels like yeah, I even my understanding again. So this is Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was just saying even Theo Vaughn can see that.

SPEAKER_06

Just full disclosure. I think it's important to be open. So Palantir, you asked about Peter Thiel. Palantir is actually one of the companies that he invested in, right? So he doesn't run my understanding is he doesn't run it.

SPEAKER_10

But my understanding is such a load-bearing expression in this conversation.

SPEAKER_06

He's just my husband. I don't know what he does at work.

SPEAKER_10

My understanding is almost a preemptive to the best of my recollection, I cannot recall. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02

I think that's it. Is that right? Is that accurate? Is that right? I'm gonna fucking moron. Yeah, that's the end of that. You know what, you know what that reminds me of? You ever see this? I want to say guy, but I'm not really sure, Scott Prestler. You know who that is?

SPEAKER_10

The name sounds familiar.

SPEAKER_02

He's this effeminate fag with hair down to his ass that parades around as this Republican leader now. He's been going around. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, from state to state. He's pushing this.

SPEAKER_10

He did something about the voting in Pennsylvania or something.

SPEAKER_02

He's pushing the Save Act. The gay. I'm just gonna start calling it the Gay Act. It's basically being pushed by this guy, who's, I swear to God, he's mid-transition. If he's not, he should be. Uh by Field and his wife, JD, so they can centralize the fucking election so TheL can hack it and install J.D. Vance, his wife, as president. It's just insane that these fucking it's gay. It's the gayest thing I've ever fucking seen in my life. And they these guys go around put, oh, we've got to get rid of this Thune guy because he won't pass the Save Act. Well, maybe he read the Constitution. Maybe that's why he won't pass it. The the forefathers very specifically put the states in front of elect in charge of elections so they couldn't be rigged. Now you want to undo that with this fucking stupid SAVE Act. It's stupid. And these Republicans go around like they're per like freedom. We need freedom and have good better elections. And you're getting you're making it easier to rig, you fucking morons. Anyway, don't get me started on these people.

SPEAKER_08

And now, a brief timeout for the Slack doctors.

SPEAKER_02

Right off the bat, while you're back here, I got uh this little quote up on the uh shared up on the screen that that I put up on X that uh as soon as she said it, I had to I had to make this post. I I don't know if you can see it. But she actually said Texas is a majority, minority state.

SPEAKER_10

What the hell does that mean? Yeah, that's you you've you've completely now the the word has no meaning anymore.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. Now we what is what is up, what is down, what is what is right, what is left, what does the hell what the hell could that possibly mean? A majority minorities. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so first of all, before I even get into too many more of these clips, there was all right, so Fetterman went on uh went on on uh the random club random podcast where where he sits there and just talks to Bill by himself. But he also went on his um his other show. What the hell is it called? Um The Friday Night Show.

SPEAKER_08

Have a drink?

SPEAKER_02

No, no. Uh whatever I can never Real Time. He was on real time with with Bill Mayer, and he was the first guy that they just sit there and interview first, and then he goes off, and then he then he comes back for the overtime, which we're gonna go through later. But during the interview, I I had to go back and time this. I literally had to rewind it and time this. Bill Mayer asks, starts asking him about his stance on biomeat. Like I guess Fetterman wants to ban it, which all right, I don't care. That's cool with me. But Bill Mayer is is arguing, hey, why ban it? I mean, like if people want it, why not give it to them? Which is a good point. I understand that. So in response, Fetterman literally for 18 seconds said it's process, it's overprocessed. I I I had to time it. He literally stumbled and bubbled, well, the foc, you know, the thing, the the focus should be, well, the real issue is uh for 18. I mean, this guy is brain dead. He's I mean, he's leaves acknowledges brain damage. All right. The guy is brain dead. How is he serving in the as a senator?

SPEAKER_10

I he might be a secret weapon, the ultimate filibuster. If it takes you 18 seconds to say one word, just imagine what you could do with a speech.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm I'm telling you, and here's the thing. I I I was looking up until I left to come here for somebody to clip that. I couldn't believe there's all kinds of clips of him on on this show, on the other show already all over YouTube, but nobody clipped that of eight seconds of 18 seconds of him taking it to to say it's overprocessed. I I I couldn't believe it. And of course I'd try to I would have tried to clip it myself, kind of like what I'm doing with some of these, but it's HBO, so you can't, you know. It's bananas and rice.

SPEAKER_10

What do you mean?

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Bananas and rice.

SPEAKER_10

It's not all about bananas and rice, but essentially it is bananas and rice. Oh god, yeah. But anyway.

SPEAKER_02

So let me show one of these clips. Let's not go with the real. Let's see which one this is. All right, yeah, let's start with this one. All right, now here they start talking about um Iran, which I'll let them let's see what they got to say here.

SPEAKER_09

That would have turned the entire energy of that if if the Iranians would have got to them. Yes. And can you imagine? I mean, they're making Lego videos for propaganda. Can you imagine if they had an American pilot?

SPEAKER_10

I can because I saw Owen Wilson in behind enemy lines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

All right. First of all, they believe there was a downed American pilot. All right. That's the first part of misinformation that they're, you know, clearly just either ignorant of or ignoring. But everybody else on the planet knows there was no pilot. There was all right, so we'll go on with their ignorance. Here we go.

SPEAKER_09

That is that exact movie. And that's that's I think that's part of the energy. But I think what's accomplished through with Epic uh was very important. And uh it's astonishing uh to w what they've been able to do, but overall, right now, I it would be a huge, huge look if you don't if you don't walk away now without requiring them to produce their nuclear material.

SPEAKER_11

But I don't know how, you know, I don't know how you can force them because they've kind of shown we can take your best punch. And let's be honest, uh the things that the reason why you and I both supported this war as the thing All right.

SPEAKER_02

If you notice, both sides, the right and the left, of uh are having this same exact debate. You know, you got your, you know, uh the uh Mark Levin versus Tucker Carlson, right here you got Federman versus uh Bill Mayer. Every side has got this same exact exact argument going on.

SPEAKER_11

It's not a different regime. It may in fact be a worse regime, because now the Revolutionary Guard probably is in command directly as opposed to having the mulahs above them wink wink, but they were really in command.

SPEAKER_10

What was that? It's always it never shifts to a better regime. It always goes worse, of course. But whatever it is, it's not the people we want who took over.

SPEAKER_11

Uh the protest from the people rising didn't happen.

SPEAKER_10

I've been saying that's because they missed their window. They should have attacked Iran while the people were in the streets.

SPEAKER_11

They let the people get slaughtered in the streets. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I have one question for Bill on that. If we were to have attacked during the uprising per se, which ones should we have shot at? The people we gave the guns to or the government people? And how would you have told them a part? And you know, he's gonna he's gonna hear claim in a in a couple of minutes that there were like 30,000 people killed, which of course we know is only 3,000. But he these people are low information. They have no uh anyway, here we go.

SPEAKER_11

And that's probably the top echelon of the people who you want to be in the streets, the bravest ones. They killed them all.

SPEAKER_09

What's what's so disappointing to me is where is the global nation community, you know, demanding Iran at this point? You know, there it's like this idea, like this, every Democrat, you can't ever let them build a bomb. You know, and here we're we're here at the cusp. When would you ever have that opportunity to do that?

SPEAKER_02

Does he ever finish a sentence? Has he finished a sentence this whole time?

SPEAKER_10

Global nation community was a good good turn of phrase. My lord, here we go.

SPEAKER_09

And so if now the Democratic Party and a lot of the media has trained the Iranian regime, it's like we just have to hang on one more day, one more day. We have to, because eventually people will lose their focus and just give us. I think that's the tragedy right now.

SPEAKER_11

How do you I mean again, the objectives? The people didn't rise up, the regime isn't changed, we don't have the nuclear weapons one hundred percent secured, and then the Strait of Hormuz, which was the nuclear weapons.

SPEAKER_02

Now they've got nuclear weapons. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_11

It wasn't even on the table before the war. It should have been as an issue. So we lost the three things we wanted and gained one-fourth one we didn't want. Um, yeah, we knocked out some of their most of their military stuff. Okay. That's all to the good.

SPEAKER_02

But And he does doesn't fail, he fails to mention that we've also had just about every base in the area obliterated. Okay, but I digress. Let's go.

SPEAKER_11

How do you actually get this nuclear dust, he calls it? Whatever it is, um we probably knocked out some of it with the bomb back in July, the big bunker buster bomb, but we don't know. Apparently, we probably didn't because we're doing this. Um, we don't know unless we are actually in that mountain. And how do you get in that mountain? They have a million-man army that hasn't been talked about a lot, but they do have an army.

SPEAKER_10

So if you're gonna look at that mountain and what's in it, somehow you're gonna have to secure that area, which means I think you're gonna have to fight this million man army.

SPEAKER_11

And you don't want that, right? Well, the truth is deciding to get help is hard enough. The last thing anyone needs is to spend hours That that was exactly where I wanted to cut it off there.

SPEAKER_02

That's what a bunch of idiots. I mean My dad listens to Bill Mare. All right. So the last thing I have to share on this whole uh thing is an a whole episode of Overtime, which basically is everybody that was on that show that night, which as you'll see, is a comp it was a complete clown show. Started off with Fetterman, all right? And then they got this chick, Donna Brazil, who literally, I think they should just give her a red nose and clown makeup to go on the show.

SPEAKER_10

I have no idea who that is.

SPEAKER_02

You'll see. You'll love her. You'll love her. She's amazing. She's she's hilarious. She's comic relief, basically, for the show. And then they got that dude um uh what's his name, Crenshaw from Texas.

SPEAKER_10

I do the eye patch guy, right?

SPEAKER_02

Who's out, who's gotten voted out. How is he on the show? He's a loser. Let's get this guy that got voted out to come on the show. Okay, so let's just I'm gonna I'm gonna actually increase the speed a little bit so he can it doesn't take too long. We'll have to uh we'll have to interrupt lots, and I won't go full screen and let's see what happens.

SPEAKER_03

All right, here's a Democratic Senator from Pennsylvania, John Federman. He's the Republican Congressman from Texas and host of the podcast Holding Truths, Dan Prencha, and she is an agency news contributor and former DMC chair John of Brazil. All right. Let's get to the questions that the people want to know. They want to know uh what do you make of this? Is there a Republican?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I gotta slow it down. I can't understand what they're saying. Hold on.

SPEAKER_10

Michelle Nichols and civil war brewing. What's that? That check the plate of Hura. That's what I'm saying. Close there.

SPEAKER_02

Close. But she I'd take her more seriously, truthfully.

SPEAKER_11

Well, there certainly is big disagreements. I mean, we're not. I missed the question. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Let's get to the questions that the people want to know.

SPEAKER_11

They want to know uh what do you make of the split in MAGA? Is there a Republican Civil War brewing?

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's the same split as that you just had with Fetterman in your other show, you dumbass. All right, let's see what they say.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, there certainly is big disagreements. I mean, you know uh I've been fighting the Civil War for a long time, you know, pointing out the the atrocities and the grifting of people like Tucker Carlson. And now there's a lot more people obviously realizing that. Um, some of us had to be first across the beach head and take all the bullets. But I like that we're having that civil war. It's it's not new, you know. As you think about it, you know, back in the back in the day, Buckley versus the the Birch Society. It's similar. It's it's grievance politics, it's populist politics, it's not conservative politics, and we need to root it out. At least I love that we're having that battle.

SPEAKER_02

I'm glad that he at least admit admitted conservative politics is not populist politics. That you know, nobody Donald Trump is not working for the populist. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_13

It's a battle against the influencers that are pay-to-play, it's a battle against uh the companies they use, cutouts. It's also against the podcast grift, too. People get their news from this stuff, and it's it's I'm glad we're finally.

SPEAKER_11

You lost your job. Good to know that we're part of the grift. You wouldn't say the 2020 What was that? It's good to know that we're part of the problem, you know.

SPEAKER_02

We're grifting, we're making all kinds of money grifting off this thing. Exactly. Here we go. Election.

SPEAKER_13

Right? I mean, I hope you're being kind when you when you say that, but that's not what one person was saying going in. And this goes back to the podcast grift and like the social media grift. The people were going into that voting booth thinking I was worth millions of dollars from insider trading. It was wild. People people were getting mil Democrats spent about almost a million dollars on attack ads on me. But you said the 2020 election alcohol-related incidents. Like it was wild. Yeah, I mean, I did say that. You said the 2020 election was legitimate. Yeah, I of course I said that. Okay, but that didn't take the Trump election.

SPEAKER_12

I didn't try to get me across.

SPEAKER_13

I gotta write my own history. Like, I want I want people to know the truth about what happened. Not one person was going in there thinking you're not with Trump. Me and Trump have a great relationship. It had nothing to do with this. And it and that election had nothing to do with it. Also, I've had elections since then, remember? Like it just hasn't, that wasn't a fact. And I know you're being kind to Trump didn't come after you for that.

SPEAKER_02

Truth teller. Are you saying something? No. Oh, okay. Okay. I keep Peter, I think hearing thinking of hearing somebody, these guys talk over each other so much, it's hard to tell.

SPEAKER_13

When has Trump made it a secret of Congressman he doesn't like? Does he when does he keep that a secret? No, if he doesn't like you, you know it. So yeah, we have it just didn't come up. I mean, I'm in a unique position because my name is Clickbait. And it it and and and I and I fight back, right? People make up crap about me, and I might tweet back at him. And you know, and I might say the word fuck or something like that. And people are like, well, we don't like that. I'm like, I thought you said you didn't want politicians. I was an ACL a lot longer than I was a politician. You can't be a politician now without saying the word fuck.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you're just I mean that's so it it creates this issue.

SPEAKER_11

It's a case, but I want people to know what actually happened. Okay, Senator Fetterman, men are nearly twice as likely as women to be living with their parents in the current financial climate. How do we help young men? Wow, twice as likely. Whoa.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, okay. Right now, I'm not really running for anything right now.

SPEAKER_11

And I would just say, but um uh not you know what exactly I mean I mean men are I mean, we hear this all the time that young men are in crisis, that that women are doing better in college, they're doing better.

SPEAKER_09

I mean, well without without a doubt though, you know, the there's part of the Democratic Party became more and more anti-men, or describing that they were part of the problem, or they have toxic uh traits and for those things. And that's why there's been such a big, big migration away from the Democratic Party from young men.

SPEAKER_02

And uh I wonder if Democratic men living at home has anything to do with showing up a job interview and a hoodie and a pair of shorts.

SPEAKER_08

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_09

That's that's really why one of the parts why we lost in 2024. Now, if you identify anyone as the problem or blame them for for some things, uh then you're gonna lose. We forgot that we are in the business of addition, not subtraction. Or subtraction, I mean. So we have figurative.

SPEAKER_07

I think it was a very short-term generational shift that we're experiencing within the Democratic Party. Overall, look, I've been a part-time college professor for 33 years. There is something going on with young men in our country. They're reticent, many of them are holding back, and we need to address that. But at the same time, just holding back because sometimes I think they don't know their place anymore, and that's something that men need to decide and discuss. But as a woman, for years, decades, centuries, women had to be overconfident just to appear qualified. So I don't want men to think that the reason why young men are suffering is because some woman, no, young men are dealing with what young women had to deal with centuries ago. You'll find your place at the table. Come sit with me sometime, I'll get you some.

SPEAKER_03

I think that's the way to do it.

SPEAKER_07

And everybody had to get their ass up. My brothers had to get up and make up the bed, the sisters had to make up the bed, the brothers put out the trash, the sisters, they washed. We didn't have one of these with the boys do this and the girls do this. I don't think my daddy used to tell the girls, don't let no naked baby dolls in the house. Don't ask me why, but he didn't like naked baby dolls. And I told him, I don't mind either, because Barbie had nothing going on, and Ken had absolutely nothing going on. So what's this got to do with anything?

SPEAKER_08

Nothing.

SPEAKER_10

What the this chick is doesn't, I mean, I kind of agree. I don't naked baby dolls are kind of creepy and weird, so it's kudos to the old man for that.

SPEAKER_02

This chick is so creepy, though. What creepy? She's fucking hilarious, really.

SPEAKER_11

You mean they were not anatomically correct?

SPEAKER_03

You know what? No, I'm smiley parents.

SPEAKER_11

I'm with you. Um I'm not a fan of gentle parenting. I mean, with some of the modern gender. You're saying you didn't have gentle parenting. It seems to be more acceptable. Is that you talking?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I said with the current gender uh trends that are going on or you know, have been going on, some of those Ken dolls are sadly are kind of anatomically correct.

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Right.

SPEAKER_11

To say that in the black community, then the white community, to be able to say, yes, my parents whoop me, and then that's okay. But when the white people say it, boy, they get pissed. People say the white liberal community.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, yeah, the white liberals are. What what's the deal? No, that is the difference would be the the cult. There's a cultural difference in how you would raise kids. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_07

I I consider I grew up in a black conservative household. Seriously.

SPEAKER_13

We went to church. But we have the same opinions, it seems like on raising kids. So that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07

Well, that means that we're colorblind, huh?

SPEAKER_13

Yep.

SPEAKER_07

Good for you.

SPEAKER_02

He's half blind. Right?

SPEAKER_10

And he has no depth perception.

SPEAKER_07

I'm coming in the house and don't serve me nothing but steak. I'm with you. I don't want that bio shit. That's been credited in the laboratory.

SPEAKER_09

We've lost, we've lost the vote. You talk to any of the traditional union members that are men. You know, they we we've lost them a long time ago. I've witnessed that migration away from the Democratic Party starting back in 2016. You know, we absolutely have a problem uh in that part of the demographic. So we really have to find a way to bring them back and make better, better arguments without blaming them or describing they are the problem.

SPEAKER_11

And if I could wheel this over to the war, because it is somewhat related, because I hear a lot of things now. I know you're against war.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna stop it here. We're getting it, we're getting the high sign that it's getting kind of late. Probably uh there's still another 10 minutes of this to go. We could maybe finish it off next next next episode, but it's just uh I mean, watching these idiots talk about some of this stuff is just so insane. It's like, what the hell is wrong with you people? But uh anyway.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I don't know how you subject yourself to this, the uh flowers of of this sort of material that you watch and you send me the clips. I can't even get through the clips sometimes.

SPEAKER_02

It's kind of hilarious when you watch it. Like, what's wrong with these idiots? But you know, it's funny because uh the only way I can watch uh Bill Mayer is if I happen to be home on like late Friday night, and you can't really see the HBO thing without subscribing to it, unless there's like a it gets pirated, I guess, somehow, uh like Saturday morning, you know, late Friday night, early Saturday morning. And you can watch it real quick, but like literally one time I was watching it and about halfway through I was falling asleep, so I was like, I'll just watch it tomorrow. Paused it, go to sleep, and by the time I got up, it was gone. So it's like some Vietnamese people putting it out there for an hour or something like that, somehow making money or whatever.

SPEAKER_10

But they do it with full movies. Uh last night on YouTube I watched uh Enemy of the State, that movie with Will Smith and Gene Hackman. Oh, that's a great movie. Great movie.

SPEAKER_02

Speaking of which, dude, we should really do a whole episode with that movie I sent you. I mean, if you I Oh god did you start watching that?

SPEAKER_10

No, I I knew what it was. Have you seen it? We've you and I have talked about it before. It's uh On the Beach. No, no, no, no. This is a different movie. Oh, this is like from the back and look at it. Dude, I did see that it was exceedingly long.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's not that long, it's like an hour and some.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, we've never reacted anything for an hour.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's true. But it we could well, we'd have to do that one on on fast speed for sure. But the thing is, is it was so bad I couldn't turn it off. It was so horrible. I was like, oh my god, this has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen. I mean, just a YouTube channel called So Bad It's Good. I might have stumbled across that before myself.

SPEAKER_10

It's a really good guy's name is Jason Brandt and uh he is his buddies. His two buddies and his wife and they react to movies and they're very, very funny. Good commentary. Oh, yeah. And the movies they pick are just pure trash. A lot of Seagal, a lot of Steven Seagal gets covered.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, you can't. I'm telling you right now, there's I I I defy you to find a worse movie than that one I showed you. I sent you. I'm telling you, watch it for a few minutes, you'll see what I'm talking about. It's just you you might get sucked in though. You might have to watch the whole thing. It's so bad. Anyway. I hope not. But uh, if anybody has any really bad movies we should watch, give us a call at 90494. What is it? 9049. What the fuck is the number?

SPEAKER_10

904-549-9024. God, I'm getting I'm getting the L's on the right. Slack button, like, comment, share, and subscribe. I'm getting the L's. We're almost at 100 subscribers, man. We're closing out. What? Sweet. We're like 96. We just got to 96 yesterday.

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Yeah, I get all kinds of people follow me now on X. I I don't know. I guess I'm popular.

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And uh our episode with uh with Ty actually did pretty good numbers.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, I wanted to talk about uh that I sent you that thing about the post that Ty Yeah, Ty's pretty religious, apparently, which is interesting. We gotta talk about that next episode. I mean it seems to me he'd be a lot better from that post that I sent you. He'd be a lot better being a Muslim than a Christian, but I don't know. I'm not sure how the voodoo sex actually works, so we'll figure it out later. All right, guys. I guess we'll see you next time. Thanks, guys.