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Ep. 59 - The Slack Doctors Episode 59 Dog Sitting

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Dr. Chip unveils his Kill Tony material. The Docs apparently can't do math. Have political parties outlived their utility? Think they will spend as much on the Kentucky election as they did for the Primary? Watch as kids "mosh pit" for the Lord. My graduation was different. Do the numbers in the Kentucky Primary add up? Whatever this job is, we don't njeed it. The Docs watch a clowder of cats frolicking in a field. Dr. Chip explains how music was made in the 80's and 90's. Elon is GEEKED out! Yes, Dr. Bob is indeed a nerd. Dr. Chip in trouble with X again.A quick update on CHUD and check out Dr. Chip's new bass.

SPEAKER_16

All right, I guess here we go with a uh another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. And I'm producer Dean. And as you can see, we're doing another uh remote uh version, which I guess will be an every Friday thing now. And you know it's funny, I was thinking about considering maybe trying to change the time because maybe doing this earlier on Fridays would be easier for me to do it out by the pool. But we've made so much blue about two to three. And when you have to, you know, it's like, yeah, it's kind of too late for that now. It's gonna just gonna have to be till next winter. I'm just gonna have to either come in here or sweat outside. I mean, there is a big tiki hut outside, and I have a fan, so I can make it work if I have to go out there. How bad is it down there today? Because it's ruthless up here. Um It's uh, you know, it's you know, I gotta say for May, it seems pretty hot for May. I but I it could be it could be like this every year.

SPEAKER_18

I just 94 yesterday. It was hot as balls. Really?

SPEAKER_16

It was Serengeti hot outside. Wow, I don't think it was that hot down here. But that's what happens up there in in uh Gainesville. I swear to God, it gets hotter and it gets colder. Oh, oh for sure. Yeah, than being on the coast. If you're on the coast, it's much milder for whatever reason. Anyway. All right. Well, any you do you have anything uh to kick off with or uh anything you want to mention first off?

SPEAKER_18

Uh no, I mean I've got stuff pulled up, clips that we can look at, but of course we've got I think we got four voicemails that you left us.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, yeah, yeah. We got plenty of voicemails, plenty of clips. But before we get into that though, uh it's uh I'm I'm dog sitting.

SPEAKER_15

Come on, make it make your appearance. Come here. Come here, pumpkin.

SPEAKER_16

So the neighbors are gone, except for the guy in the front. The guy in the front's still here, and he warned me. He was like, hey, uh, it's gonna be uh it's gonna be a naked weekend. He's not gonna not plan on wearing any clothes this weekend. So I figured I would take that opportunity to tell my Kill Tony story on this. I don't believe I've told it ever yet on the on the show, but this is what I was gonna try to do on Kill Tony if I ever got killed. But first of all, I don't think it'll fit in a minute, but let me tell my Kill Tony story or my or my humorous in-time punchline story. All right, so I'm looking for an apart apartment, and I have this gay realtor dude that that uh had rented out my uh my house, and he's he's looking for a place for me, giving me leads. Dude, I finally goes, Yeah. Yeah, don't don't mention his name. I don't even want to give him any publicity. But um anyway, so this guy goes, I got this little pocket listing that you know you you might want to look at. I'm like, okay, let's go check it out. And he shows me this place, and I'm like, holy shit, I'll take it. He goes, Well, hold on. I should warn you, everybody in this comp well, first of all, I should warn you the pool is clothing optional, and everybody in this compound is gay. And I was like, ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_18

Um, well, I mean it's a triple compound makes it sound a little Jim Jonesy.

SPEAKER_16

It's not, it's it's it's pretty private. I mean, you've seen it, it is, but it's not like you know, it's not like 60 people in there. I mean, no, no, it's but anyway. Um, but anyway, so I'm like, you know, as long as they're not having gay orgies out by the pool, I think, you know, I'll just act like I'm at the Y. It's not a big deal, whatever. All right, so I take the apartment. Turns out the guy in front is is the biggest nudist. He's he just not only goes in the pool nude, he just walks around nude all the time. Um, and the best way to describe this guy is he's like a a a combination of Quagmire from Family Guy and uh Barney Fife would be a perfect description of this guy. He's this little guy, and he actually is a security like police at a little uh housing uh uh Atlantis, like an HOA guy, HOA cop or something. Where does he keep his bag? Yeah, anyway, so this guy's always wanting to I'm living here probably a month or two, three months, getting settled in, getting to know everybody. Uh all of a all of a sudden a hurricane's coming. So you've seen the yard, there's shit ton of stuff to do. They're they're scrambling for a month, putting stuff away, doing this, doing that. And eventually they got to put up the storm shutters. Well, the storm shutters are made of metal, you know, sharp edges, not exactly the safest thing to be dealing with on a, you know, you could cut yourself pretty well if you're not careful. So I come home one day, I go to walk in my front door, and there's my front neighbor putting up my storm shutters, buck naked, not a stitch of clothing on, not even a tool bag. Yeah, right? Yeah, dude, that's a good point. That would have been that would have been good. But as I'm walking through the door, I kind of like stop and look at him, I'm like, shouldn't you be wearing gloves? Anyway, that's my that's my kill story, kill Tony story.

SPEAKER_18

Uh uh. Maybe even clothes-toed shoes.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, anyway. So he'll be walking around naked, probably outside as we speak, I'm sure. Anyway. All right, so let's go ahead and uh do some voicemails and get me started on those. All right. Let's see.

SPEAKER_18

Like I said, I think there's four.

SPEAKER_16

They were just talking about Trump's uh one point seven million dollar uh flush fund, and that that number seemed to ring a bell with me. As that's what exactly about what we figured out it would be if they just gave everybody five million dollars. Well, we should have stormed the capital, they're gonna get a lot more than five five million apiece. There's not many of those guys at all. And of course Trump's gonna keep most of it.

SPEAKER_18

All right. Um, so I think you're off on the math. I think we're off on the math. Uh uh really fifty million Americans, if you gave every American fifty bucks, that would be 17 billion dollars.

SPEAKER_16

Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. That doesn't that doesn't sound right. Type it in. 350 million times 50. What's 350 million times a million?

SPEAKER_18

Oh, you it's a million dollars. Isn't that 350 million? Error number comes up on your calculator, uh maybe a quadrillion. I don't know.

SPEAKER_16

Isn't that 350 million? 350 times one million. That's 350 million, isn't it? 350 times a million is 350 million, yes. Oh, but we have 350 million.

SPEAKER_18

Yes.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, I see what you're saying.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, 350 million.

SPEAKER_16

Okay, you're right. You're right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Yeah, my math isn't mathing, is it?

SPEAKER_18

No.

SPEAKER_16

All right, yeah, good point. Fuzzy. Oh, well, I guess I'm not running for president and guaranteeing everybody five million dollars anymore. Right. 50? You can do 50 bucks for that idea. In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks. Yeah, there you go. But anyway, this is pretty fucked up anyway, that these fucking idiots should get paid for protesting. Yeah. Anyway. It's definitely become big business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. The right is like, oh, we don't we're but the left is paying, Soros is paying protesters. Well, you're getting ready to do it now, too. I guess it's good for the goose, good for the gander, whatever the hell.

SPEAKER_18

It's it's just another form of lobbying. It's a yeah.

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All right.

SPEAKER_16

Next one look at can can you see this? Look at this dog. This thing has a condition. Look at him. He can't stop licking. What's he like?

SPEAKER_19

My dog's that way. Yeah, he likes to lick.

SPEAKER_16

What are you licking? Anyway, all right, go ahead. All right, next one. Well, this is gonna be uh uh interesting topic. Um, I I think we've come to the time where we don't really need political parties anymore. I hear a lot of people saying we need a third party, we need a third party. We need no parties. I'm saying at this point political parties are as very useless to the electoral college. It's an old outdated idea.

SPEAKER_04

Because if I can talk to somebody for five seconds, exactly on the political spectrum they are. I don't need a party at all. Clearly, there's two factions of the Republican Party, there's two factions of the Democratic Party. We have essentially four parties right now. So, but let's why do we need them? Everybody gets vote the way you feel. Why do you need a party anyway? We'll talk about it.

SPEAKER_18

Um it's always been a two-party system, essentially, in this country. No, that's not true.

SPEAKER_16

There have been three parties before. There were the Whigs, the Federalists, and something else. But that's not the point. Here's the point I'm gonna make. It's kind of like the same thing with the Electoral College. We don't really need the Electoral College anymore. As a matter of fact, it's really kind of stupid. It's not even that representative of anything. What but and the and I would say the same thing for the parties, because the parties don't really stand for anything anymore. They flip-flop, one stands for this, one stands. The whole purpose of a party was that you could join this party, you would not have to do any political research. Hey, get out of the bathroom. And you you don't have to do any thinking, any research. All you have to do is my party says this and do it. That's the whole purpose of parties. If if if you're doing more than that, if you're doing any independent thinking of your own and going against your party in any form or fashion, you're really not truly a party member. See, so it's really more representative of a of a group than everybody's doesn't fit into those two categories as we see right now. You know, people are, you know, a lot of people are now uh say they're used to be Republicans and they're homeless. A lot of people say they used to be Democrats and they're homeless. You're not homeless, you just don't have to listen to a stupid party anymore. That's it. Just vote the way you feel. Vote on what you think is right, not what somebody else is telling you is right. You you're just gonna have to get the information yourself instead of relying on the party telling you what to think. That's the only reason they even have the stupid parties. It's it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_18

It's well the outside, some people some people are are a member of a party for like just for logistical reasons, like so that they can vote in a primary or something. Uh, but you know, not necessarily.

SPEAKER_16

Don't get me started on primaries yet. That's another message. We'll talk about that in a minute. No, I'm serious. I got another message about that. Okay. Should we go to the next one?

SPEAKER_06

Sure.

SPEAKER_16

Uh quick comment about the whole uh Thomas Massie situation. Uh people keep claiming that uh APAC and all the Jews and all these people spent a record amount of money on an election. Well, it's not an election. It's a primary. It's where one of the government sanctioned and funded clubs picks their representative. Now they get picked to now get the opportunity to run in an election. So it'll be interesting to see if they spend as much on the election as they did on the primary. That'll be the that'll be the key. And we'll talk about other stuff too. You're right. It was one comment. Yep. And here's the first thing I want to say about this whole Thomas Massey thing. No matter what you say, Thomas Massey and Ed Gellerain just made Kentucky $40 million. They spent $40 million in that state on this election. Somebody made it. Somebody in that state was like, yeah, I need uh a couple million for my posters or my airtime or whatever it was or to make you a commercial. So it no matter who won.

SPEAKER_18

It was done locally, I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_16

It had to have been. You can't, uh well, uh that that could be true. They could could have shipped a lot of money out of the state. But you still got to put it on the Kentucky made some of it.

SPEAKER_18

So yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Exactly. Kentucky made some money. So at least, if nothing else, that that happened. But yeah, again, it's it's not an election. It's a club picking who they're gonna run in an election. It did the the the person that wins a primary should mean as little to anybody that's not in that party as who the hell's Angels pick as a president. It don't matter. It's not your club. If you ain't in it, who cares? I'm not a Republican, so I don't care who they pick. So if they're rather if they picked it.

SPEAKER_18

If the only goal of spending money was to get Massey out, and if Massey was not chosen in the primary, then there's really no reason to spend money on the actual election. Say that again? I mean, it was a this was uh so I I wasn't paying attention to actually what happened. So Massey was up to be chosen as in the primary.

SPEAKER_16

He was primaried. They primaried him. They they they got him, uh they got another guy elected to run instead of him, and they spent $40 million to do it. And the thing is, this guy's got I don't think this guy's got a chance in hell in the primary election. So not only did they get rid of Massey, they're probably gonna get a Democrat. Because I don't think, I mean, the Massey thing was was, if you believe the vote, was split right down the middle between Massey and and this other Ed guy. And so you think all the people that did vote for Massey are now gonna go, well, in the general election, I better just vote for Israel. Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't think that's gonna happen. I don't think this guy's got a chance in hell of winning the primary the real election. I don't so they've not only got rid of the best senator they ever had, they basically handed the seat to a Democrat, which is like according to them. And here's another thing this is hilarious as fuck. The Republicans better be happy as hell they did. They they couldn't get rid of mail-in balloting because that's how the guy won. He won by like 10,000 mail-in ballots. It's insane. It's like, God, good thing you Democrats don't get for what you're screaming that you want. It's it's it's hilarious, really. But not only that, dude, he's got uh Massey's got seven more months in Congress. What's stopping him from just reading the whole Epstein file on the con on congressional floor now? There's nothing to for him to just go, here's the file of President Trump, you know, or whatever. It's uh you know, unredacted. I've seen it. I I know it looks redacted, but I've seen it unredacted, and that's what it says. I mean, there's nothing stopping him now from just laying waste to you know, whatever. If in fact he's gonna quit, like he says, now he could also just go, hey, maybe me and uh Joe Kent run for president in 28. What do you think of that? You know, because he's definitely got momentum, man. I mean, even though he lost. Did you see the pictures of the after parties? No. Oh my god. Well, as he conceded the speech, there was a giant hall filled with people screaming, massy, massy, massy, massy. Cut to the Ed Seg Ed guy's victory thing, and there's a bunch of boomers milling around with cocktails, about 50 of them. Not saying a fucking, you know, just kind of he's not even there.

SPEAKER_18

I know one of the one of the clips you sent me um was off of X, and it was Ty talking about uh the Massey situation. I had that one pulled up.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, and you know, and that's that's another thing. He's saying that they're uh here's the thing it can't be election if interference. It's not an election. They can cheat all they want. They they've done it before. They cheated uh Bernie out of a seat, they cheated uh Braun Paul out of a out of a out of a seat. You know, they they can cheat all they want, and they have it before, and nobody can do anything about it. Or they're not their club candidate without even having the primary like they did with Kamala. Exactly. It's their club, they can make up the rules any way they want. You they you can't say they cheated. Fuck, okay, we cheated. Fuck off. What are you gonna do? It's our club, fuck you. So yeah, anyway. Yeah, then we need to get rid of parties. I mean, it not only that, think about it. If you got rid of all the parties, where would these people spend all their money? They would have to spend it on the individual politician, which you know would hopefully be glaringly obvious and go, hey, look at that guy's getting a fucking trillion dollars from whoever, whoever it is, don't vote for him. He's clearly bought and paid for. But, you know, that would be that would take too much common sense. Anyway. All right, we got one more. I've just come to the conclusion that PBD is basically the evolution of Rob Riggle's character from Step Brothers. BOW! Prove me wrong. And that's all I got to say about that.

SPEAKER_18

But you're saying PBD? It's funny, look at the transcription came out as DVD.

SPEAKER_16

I saw that and missed. I was like, DVD? What the fuck? Yeah, but I mean, you you know what character I'm talking about, right? Uh he worked at the helicopter place. Is that right? Well, yeah, he worked with well, here's the thing the uh Will Farrell gets the job at that place because his older brother is is the uh is is like a high up mucky muck in that company, and so that's where he gets a gets to get you know get a job, and his brother's just pounding him and keeping him down and making fun of him, and Rob Briggle's like one of his buddies trying to, you know, suck, you know, brown nose in, trying to climb the corporate ladder, and I'm here breaking necks and cashing checks, you know. He's one of those guys. Yeah, yeah. And that's that's PBD, man. I mean, that's the the evolution of that kind of like douchey, nothing but you know, can't do anything, think of anything but the way to make more money, no matter what, you know. It's it it just seems like that's that guy. You know, anyway. That type. All right. All right, so that's all the that's all the voicemails, huh? Uh yeah, there's four of them. All right, well, I've got let's see what you got pulled up for videos first.

SPEAKER_18

I'm sure I probably have the same ones pulled up, the light-hearted ones, you know. And and a and a couple that were uh, in my opinion, linked together and and linked to you know how my disdain for organized religion. So we'll show uh we'll start with make sure I get the right one here. All right, so this is a prime example of uh and David danced before the Lord with all of you know this complete losing your mind. You know what I mean? To this kind of excitement and stuff, and then to link it to this at such an early age, this is how we end up where we are.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, it's because if you if you do that anywhere else, you get in trouble.

SPEAKER_18

All right, we don't really need to watch the entirety of the performance. Suffice it to say that you know, to get this kind of an emotional response from a kid uh and to link it to something like religion is in my opinion reprehensible. But it's very similar in the same kind of excite uh hang on, share the next one here. But the same kind of excitement that you're gonna see. Oh, I hope you get you're getting the one I think you are. I was just looking for it, I think. Right here. Now, this is not a uh college graduation, this is actually a uh prep school, high school, and apparently it's like for troubled youth, so uh I think that'll become readily apparent in a moment. But oh, I didn't even know that. That's interesting. Yeah, this is not college. Is he pregnant?

SPEAKER_16

He is pregnant.

SPEAKER_18

Now, this may or may not even be AI. I'm not sure how real this is. It isn't. They've got a bunch of them. Okay. But I'm not sure how it translates academically. I'm trying to figure out the lyrics.

SPEAKER_17

I'm sure. Yeah, hold this for me when we get into the cabinet.

SPEAKER_18

Now look, I'm glad you graduated. Don't get me wrong, I don't know what the criteria are. It was and how strict the class may have been. I have my suspicions and my doubts. But such a musical people. Clearly, the the link between just you know gets it out and losing it, you see it there and you see it in church.

SPEAKER_16

Uh here's here's the thing. I I'm glad you made that parallel because these people on that are posting this shit on X are trying to make it about race. And it's not. No. They're just crazy as if the people that do that stupid, crazy shit in jail. There's crazy people of every fucking race and religion, and they're all fucking crazy. And these people are clearly fucking crazy. Now, I would I would ask you, Rom, when you graduated from high school, did you see anybody that excited? No. Me either. No.

SPEAKER_18

I mean, it seemed like it was just this school in particular, the where that clip came from, apparently, is like if you're at that school, you were already in a in a rough spot, the fact that you got sent there, so maybe all that much more important to celebrate.

SPEAKER_16

But again, I think it's more of the I think it's more of how you linked it to religion. These people think it's it's a religious experience. Yes. They think this is going to somehow change their life. And you know, here's the point I'd like to make. You know what difference uh a high school uh diploma gets you in the employment world now? It determines whether you get to work as a debt slave on the inside, or if you don't have one, you have to work as a dead slate on debt slave on the outside in the heat and the weather. Here's the only difference there. The guy that works on the outside's got a hell of a lot better good chance of a good trajectory of making more money in in the long run.

SPEAKER_18

Depending on how egregious the physical labor is, might actually be in better shape at the end of the day. No punishment.

SPEAKER_16

Absolutely. And you're learning how to build a house. What are these people going to learn how to do? They're going to go on to college and and get and turn into the DEI, uh, HR.

SPEAKER_18

If they're looking at the lucky, they're going to learn how to write a prompt, but many of them won't even go on to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, this whole this whole worshiping of of this public school or any school system like this is just unbelievably ridiculous. Now, I have a clip. I already know which one you're going to play. I bet you do. This neighborhood they're in here. This is does this look like a rich neighborhood? No. Okay. Now look, if you got it like that, like if this kid's dead parents are like millionaires, close to billionaires, by all means, go nuts. But why this the money they spent on this, you realize what a percentage they could get from that on a C D or something like that? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. It's like, what are they teaching these kids? It's like, yeah, get get a degree and then waste thousands of dollars for what it doesn't. It's all relative.

SPEAKER_18

And for and I also like to point out, I'm pretty sure those were 20s he was fanning, not hundreds.

SPEAKER_16

Who cares? You're gonna do it, you know. But I mean, look at that neighborhood. Is that all the money they have? I mean, I you know, great. If they have, you know, if his dad's a fucking rap producer and he's got millions and millions of dollars, great, show it off. That's great. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_18

And hopefully that money is just get flashed and then put back, you know, redeposited.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I would think so. I would certainly, but they apparently they rented a car. Like a I'm more interested in the car. What was that? A Lamborghini? They rented a Lamborghini, you know. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but what are you gonna do? What is this? Oh.

SPEAKER_18

Anyway, what else you got? Uh well, I've got the um I've did I've got the thing brought up from uh X where we are not going to Mars. Ty was talking about the Thomas Massey. We could look at that. Uh yeah, might as well. Alrighty. Uh I guess it doesn't show the date of when this post was from. Um, but clearly we know what he's talking about. Yeah, it was like last week. Right. So he's you know, the numbers he's giving out is that uh 52,000 people voted in the Kentucky Republican primary in 2024. Uh and two years later, that number goes from 52,000 to 104,000 voted in the Kentucky Republican primary in 2026, which is a complete doubling in an extra 52,000 votes. Out of those 52,000, not one vote went to Thomas Massey, question mark. Um I don't know how he determined that. Yeah, I don't know where the sources are gonna be. Uh it looks like uh if this is what he said.

SPEAKER_13

But again, I mean just to kind of see like how many people were uh voting in Kentucky around that time and um in the primaries specifically, right? So it first gave me the general election results, and you'll see right at the end there. Um I'll show you that right here. But you'll see right at uh the end here.

SPEAKER_18

Uh let me see. So it looks like he may have asked uh an AI source for the for that information. I'm not sure which one. I can't tell by looking at the top.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, go a little bit higher. Here it is. All right. We have 278,000 votes, right? That's general election uh kind of results. Right here, we have 167,541 votes, 256,000 votes, 162,000 votes. You get the point, right? That's just the general election results.

SPEAKER_18

So Thomas Massey Fares and but see, like you stated earlier, he might be comparing general election results with primary results, which is what that actually occurs.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. Well, besides that, there's that kind of you know, which could be considered an anomaly. But the big thing is that, you know, uh supposedly just like with with Trump and Biden in 2020, going in the night before or the night after, you know, or or something, uh overnight they got like ten just enough ballots, just enough mail-in votes for him to win. So that's really the thing. But but again, who cares? Even if you catch them and they go, Okay, we cheated. So what? Screw off. It's just a primaries. We can pick whoever we want. And which is, you know, it truthfully, even that's the point of with the the electoral college, too, is you know, when you when you cast a vote, you don't vote for anybody, you vote for uh an electorate. And they could go to this, you know, the convention where they cast their votes, and despite the fact that a majority of people said vote for this guy, they can just change their mind at the last minute and go, nah, we're voting for another person. But all your people told you to vote for this guy. Nah, that doesn't matter. And they can legally do that.

SPEAKER_18

So I mean Doesn't it vary by state how mu how they can do that, though? Don't some states require that the electors choose the possibly. I feel like there's a it's not universal across the city.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, well, what happens is, yeah, and then and then they get together and all the states go, this is what our state says.

SPEAKER_09

I've got a clip I want her to play.

SPEAKER_16

I gotta make sure I get the right uh I gotta look at the right screen with the right mouse. It's getting confusing. Oh yeah, this is a good one right here.

SPEAKER_18

That's the clip I thought you were gonna play.

SPEAKER_07

Sacred product in the trench.

SPEAKER_16

I wanted to make sure everybody sees them celebrating their own destruction.

SPEAKER_18

Whatever job it is they're doing is an unnecessary job.

SPEAKER_16

Not only it's it well, it all the people that they were HRing over are gonna be gone. They're gonna be like, no, you can't you can't say one computer uh you know uh mistreated a robot. It's not that's not gonna be a problem. So you guys are out of a job. See you later. Not only that, uh did you see the guy that runs a big big corporation and and he said he basically got rid of the HR department and all the complaints just went away? Well, there's nobody to complain to. Well, no, then like these people literally, I think, have to somehow justify their own existence. So they go out there and probably foment problems between, hey, you know, you know what so and so said again. You know, I I I don't know. I mean, these what are these these Karen's are gonna be all over the place soon because they're gonna have no more jobs? That's gonna be it's gonna be scary. It's gonna be it's gonna be a Karanopolis. Anyway, go ahead. You you have one got one in the chamber?

SPEAKER_18

Uh yeah, this one this one was very lighthearted. This one made me smile. And uh I think that you asked in the in the subject of the emails, uh, what do you call a a group of cats? The answer, of course, is a clouder. What is it? A clouder? Get the fuck out of here. I shit you not. I didn't even know Clouder. Yep. Here we go. This is adorable. Look at that. Cat dolphins. Huh. Wow. God knows what music copyright we'll get on this one. Oh. Whoa. Coming in for a landing. Yeah, that was cute. The main reason I did it was just to show off the fact that I do know what a group of cats is called. It's called a cloud.

SPEAKER_16

Well, I was gonna say, I would knew of all the people that would know that, I knew you would know. I was like, I know it's a pot of dolphins, but what the hell do you call a clowder of cats?

SPEAKER_18

A clouder of cats or a clouder of kittens, yeah.

SPEAKER_19

It's because he paid all that money for that sick kitty. Yeah, it was all things I had to learn.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, several things I wondered about that clip. First of all, how do you keep that many cats from fighting with each other? They all think you're gonna give them food or something? I don't know. Maybe. And then the other thing is there's gotta be a smell. I mean, where do all those cats go? Yeah. There's gotta be a really smelly cat box somewhere. Oh, well, either that or you're walking. That's what I'm talking about. It's gonna because they all seem to go in the same place, usually. So there's gotta be a spot that's like, oh my lord, what the hell? Yeah, it's sure it's not hard to find. Good point. Good point. Uh oh, this is this is pretty good. Let me share this one. This is this is an early clip of um Maynard from uh from Tool, and he's doing I guess he's doing an early version of uh of Sober, which is really wild, but look at the guys in this band. Obviously, not the guys that end up in his band.

SPEAKER_05

Can you hear this?

SPEAKER_17

That's so weird. Yeah, it's such a weird version.

SPEAKER_14

Well, it's old videotape, so the quality is shitty. But here's the thing I wanted to show you.

SPEAKER_16

Let's I'll I'll I'll pause it on each individual. All right, first of all, let's stop it here. All right, this guy, you would know this guy. This is what happened back in the 80s and 90s, is you would get people from various disparitive, you know, totally different musical backgrounds together to try to make something happen. And this is a perfect example of that. All right, so this guy on the bass, his his main influence is probably like Marcus King, Randy Jackson, uh, you know, Victor Wooten, uh Vernon White, something like that. All right, so that's him. That's that guy. Let's see, who else we got in the band? All right, this guy. This guy's main influence is Eddie Van Halen. And maybe, maybe some Megadeth at the very, very, you know, some dime bag Daryl, maybe. You know, so he's like the heavy cat. All right, let's do up with the band.

SPEAKER_14

I know they they do a spotlight on the uh drummer for a minute, but we'll get to him in a minute.

SPEAKER_17

Man, he's so young.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, yeah, and that funky haircut is wrong. Alright, so there's your Eddie Van Halen guy, and then show the other guitar player.

SPEAKER_17

They'll probably show the drummer first.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, well, it's not, I don't know if it's it's not even the song.

SPEAKER_17

I know it's close. That's music.

SPEAKER_16

Anyway, well, we'll stop it. But this guy, I can guarantee you, uh, well, uh, it the song that it turns into is actually pretty good, but yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_18

I can hear them, and I can totally hear it in there.

SPEAKER_16

Right. But this guy, I guarantee you, his main influences are John Bonham, maybe some ginger baker. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_18

Uh yeah, yeah, definitely ginger baker.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, so and there's one guy left.

SPEAKER_14

Here's the other guy. There he is. This guy's also got the headless guitar.

SPEAKER_16

Well, he this guy you could tell is like his influences like uh uh Scott Holdsworth, uh, you know, major like jazzy uh you know. This is this was so typical of what happened like back in the 80s and 90s when you were trying to put the band put a band together. It was like, well, you got I got this guy from this old project and this guy and that guy. And I'm sure sometimes it probably made magic. Oh yeah, absolutely. And I mean you could hear, I mean, the the the bones of the song that ended up being there, being that song are there, but yeah, it's pretty hilarious.

SPEAKER_18

Wow.

SPEAKER_16

Anyway.

SPEAKER_18

I didn't hear that, but uh I've got a pretty funny one. Uh you sent me a little clip of uh our buddy Elon.

SPEAKER_16

Oh yeah, that's a wild clip.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, check out the the mannerisms here.

SPEAKER_12

Uh but where do you think it fails? Where do you think like what lessons have you learned that you know you're not going to be making on Starship? Like, do a mission. You're just trying to get data out of the mouth.

SPEAKER_18

What's he doing? What's he doing? He's trying to walk himself out of a K-hole and not necessarily doing a very good job of it either.

SPEAKER_16

Well, a lot of people are trying to say he's on meth, which you know, like the Hitler kind of thing. Right. But to tell you the truth, I just think his lizard skin's just a little itchy.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, quite possibly. That clavicular guy that we kind of somewhat got in trouble for with the whole looks maxing thing, apparently admitted in an interview that he does meth uh as a way to, you know, weight loss reduction.

SPEAKER_16

Meth. Wow.

SPEAKER_18

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I'm shocked. I I knew he'd admitted like ketamine or something like that, but now he's saying meth. Oh, yeah. Hey, it worked for Hitler. Work for the S, you know, the Blitzstreak.

SPEAKER_18

It kind of works for everybody for a little while, but then it usually has horrible, horrible uh repercussions afterwards. Not not recommended by Dr. Bob or anybody else's teeth.

SPEAKER_19

You gotta be on something if you're uh using a hammer on your head. Fair enough. Good point.

SPEAKER_18

Good point.

SPEAKER_16

Fair enough. Yeah, he's definitely not gonna like the way it lakes his his teeth look at all.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, that's all I had pulled up for clips, man.

SPEAKER_16

Um I got another one here. What is this one? Let me see what this one is. I got I got Jimmy Dore pulled up for some reason, I forget what it was. Let's see what he's saying here.

SPEAKER_01

You don't have to worry about AI. The billionaires are going to give us UBI. Is that UB?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

UBI. Which is which is uh universal basic income. So you don't have to worry about you don't have a job.

SPEAKER_13

Does he hang out with uh Yang or something?

SPEAKER_01

How no this is what no, he's he's saying this is a bad thing. He's no, I know. There is nothing rational about assuming the ruling class will just give us UBI. They don't care about us now, and will care even less when they don't need our labor. Yep.

SPEAKER_16

All right, we don't have to listen to that whole thing. He makes it he makes the case that you know UBI is coming, and I would make the case it's already here. I'm on Social Security, that's UBI. I mean, all they have to do is expand it to cover everybody, and it's UBI. You're on UBI, you're on disability, that's UBI. UBI's here, it's been here for a long time. It's just a matter of figuring out who's gonna need it and who isn't, and it's gonna be everybody.

SPEAKER_18

Unless he's referring to uh worldwide as opposed to national UBI. He's meaning something along those lines. That's certainly never been done. Then we're basically just you know Star Trek with credits, galactic credit or federation credits.

SPEAKER_16

Well, yeah, I mean that's that's what they're that's what they're striving for, pretty much. It's gonna be that all right, I definitely got to do this one because this one I this one is all about Dr. Bob. This is Dr. Bob's perfect woman right here. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_18

I saw this one. Can't wait to see it. Not this big of a nerd, but damn near.

SPEAKER_00

I played two to equip it, and then I played Darkness of Eternity with the beginning.

SPEAKER_07

I want to do anything you want to do.

SPEAKER_00

Anything tap three to cast Buster Sword, which do two damage on your head because of the Ashta rule, and then I played two to equip it, and then I played Darkness of Eternity, which is also Dark Ritual, to gain three black mana, and I played another Buster Sword, doing another two on your head, and then I equipped it with two more mana, and then Yashta attacked as a 10-8, which hit you for 10, and then I used the effective buster sword to cast Ugin and Summon Knights of the Round.

SPEAKER_18

You get the you get the stuff. I'd like to state for the record that I've never played Magic the Gathering, but I do recognize that's what he's doing. I do know what the game is.

SPEAKER_16

See, I wouldn't even know what game that is.

SPEAKER_18

Fair enough, fair enough. So, you know, I'm half half a nerd for sure. Nerdy. I do play Hearthstone, but not with an actual physical deck.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, that's funny. All right. What else?

SPEAKER_09

I'll do anything.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, you know, I'm I just got kicked off X again. Oh, sweet. I was wondering when you get back, when are you getting back on uh Facebook?

SPEAKER_18

Six months gotta be coming up.

SPEAKER_16

I forgot to try to well, I can't get back on. I can't do it. But I tried I forgot and tried didn't try to log on while I was down at the studio. I'll have to try it next time or something. But here's basically the uh the notice they s no, that's not it. Yeah, this is the notice they sent me. What the hell is this? How am I supposed to know what I did wrong? Well just go just translate it. Why is it in a different language? Why are they sending me this stuff in a different language?

SPEAKER_18

Somebody commented in German. And so they just posted his comment. If you if you write, you know, right-click all that, and then you know, just go to Google Translate or whatever, you should be able to find out what it is, what they're saying.

SPEAKER_16

You know, that brings me to a different a whole different question.

SPEAKER_18

Like I'm gonna I'm gonna share this stupid I don't understand actually letting people reply in their native language. I see it all the time with a lot of Japanese people replying to super American things like barbecues in Texas. And then the translation is usually something hilarious. Right.

SPEAKER_16

Alright, so check this out. I don't understand how any of this works. Alright, so like outload the notification is it is it not sharing right now?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, I didn't hit it, did it? It should be.

SPEAKER_16

So you like you you click on Alright, so it says here some comment about something. And I have I have no idea what this is referring to unless I can try to go back to Sneeko and try to figure out what this comment is about. But it's like there's n is there some way I'm missing that I can just look at the whole conversation.

SPEAKER_18

I'm kind of asking me. What happens when you click on yourself there at uh at Dr. Chip? Okay, nothing. Yeah, never mind.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, see, I don't understand it. You go to this note, and sometimes I'll get like, you know. Uh oh, and dude, and here's the thing. Here's what I got kicked off for for saying that uh that Zionists like Hitler should die. That's what that's what got me kicked off. I hope that doesn't get me kicked off here. Um But here's another comment I made that there's this guy that was oh, you know what? I that must that's probably what this this comment is about. But this kid was debating Sneeko on Zionism or whatever, and Sneko was trying to convince him you're you're an idiot if you go to Iran to die for Israel. And this guy had one of those uh back the blue flags in the background, you know, those traitorous, you know, blue, and they're not the real flag, but it's blue and white or whatever. So I made the comment that it's like, you know, this guy's a, you know, this guy's a boot licking traitor anyway. Who cares if he goes to Iran and dies for Israel? And I didn't, and and people love it. I'm got that's the most popular comment I've had on this, like ever. And then they're not saying nothing about that. So I don't know. I just don't get X, but whatever. For a week I can't post our show on there, so I'm just gonna have to, I can only look.

SPEAKER_19

But we uh let did we uh mention that uh the reason Chip is looking up, uh it's almost like his uh computer's on the ceiling. Do we do we let everybody know you're looking at your TV screen?

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, I've got I've got another computer hooked up to this, which is making it much easier to share everything. But uh yeah. Oh speaking of which, is this oh that's that's probably the one you already already played. All right, so uh you guys know who Jake Lang is, right? Name is familiar. Is he on Fox? Well, no, he's not even he's just this dude. He's basically an he's he's an agitator. He he goes around like he was in Michigan and he was lighting Korans on fire, and he's parading around as this Christian that's you know that's that's just super racial racist against uh Muslims, when in fact they have pictures of him in Israel kissing the wall. So he's just he's just a a Zionist over here trying to stir up shit. But anyway, one of the things that uh somebody on Fox or somebody right wing was saying is um something about you know the fact that the Democrats are becoming more and more anti-Zionist. So in their mind, oh the Democrats are now all Nazis. All right. Now, with that in mind, I would I would I would beg to ask the question if this Jake Jake Lang guy was a uh hold on, I can't get to the um here we go.

SPEAKER_06

The child marriage, a menstrual rooting, which is one of their religion texts. It suggests a 30-year-old man marrying a 12-year-old woman or a 24-year-old man is perfect for an eight-year-old girl. What the fuck is wrong with you? Inviting these people!

SPEAKER_16

All right, first of all, you notice that anybody else started doing that, the cops would be there in five seconds and hauling this guy out of there. All right. So, first of all, that proves that something's going on here. Second of all, you see the Iron Cross and the Confederate flag on the back of his whatever that is. You know, body armor, apparently. That's just not real. Yeah, but even if he's just trying to look like he is. But anyway, I mean it goes on like this, but basically that's the point I'm trying to make. Is this one of the Democrat Nazis they're talking about? Pretty performative. Yeah, it's yeah, it's crazy. Apparently, this guy just got arrested, uh, this Jake Lang guy at the Chud guy's uh arraignment. Apparently went in there to to yell at somebody about the Chud guy's uh bail, which is pretty ridiculous, by the way, and and got and got was like on his way out, and the judge is like, uh-uh-uh, nope, nope, arrest that guy, threw him right in jail. So he got away with it here, but he did not get away with it at the Chud arraignment. Do you guys know anything about that Chud bullshit going on? You know this guy?

SPEAKER_18

Other than cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers, which I don't think that's what you mean.

SPEAKER_16

Well, there's this guy, I guess he's another influencer kind of personality or whatever. His name is Chud the Builder. He walks around and he looks like a big giant gay cowboy. Got this gay ass mustache with a cowboy hat, and he walks in around and he calls, walks up to black people and basically just right in their face calls them the N-word. And then when they start freaking out, he even says, Oh, look, they're chimping out. I mean, this guy is obviously trying to make get some racist, you know, yeah, reaction.

SPEAKER_18

And you're gonna get a reaction if you do that, I would have to do that. And he did, and he did.

SPEAKER_16

Apparently, somebody came up, somebody came up to him and started kicking his ass, and this guy is famous for always having a gun on him, so he shot a guy. I don't I think that I'm not sure if the guy lived or not or died or whatever, but this Chad guy's in jail right now for shooting this guy, which is great, that's perfect. But they put his bail at like $125 million. All right, that's just insane. All right, most people if in his circumstance without all that fame and fortune or whatever, and I don't even know if he's that rich, but most people get like maybe $200,000, $500,000 if they really are worried about you. Not one, you know, 100, whatever it is, $1.25 or 120. It just some insane amount of bail that he's not gonna be able to come up with.

SPEAKER_18

But well, I think you need what, 10%, but even that is like $12.5 million. So yeah.

SPEAKER_16

No, that's not even how it works, apparently, when it gets up that that high, they want more. Uh because if you're gonna make it that high, why don't you just say no bail? They they basically did. Well, not only that, then they said he couldn't use like GoFundMe or anything like that to even raise the money. So yeah, they're basically saying, No, you're staying in jail, you're not getting out of jail. Yeah. But and I guess that's what the Jake Lang guy was out in there to go, like, oh yeah, I'm gonna pretend to be right wing again and and make a big huff, and they were like, No, you're going to jail now, buddy. So they got to the case. Well, his actions, I don't know.

SPEAKER_19

I mean, his actions were re I mean hateful. And then he pulls out a gun and shoots a guy.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, it's clearly the guy instigating and you know, creating the situation so that he could then do it.

SPEAKER_16

But he definitely created the situation, but at the same time, the other guy was supposedly beating him up, like cat him down and beating the shit out of him. So it's kind of like like the scene from the Joker, you know, that they were on the subway, you know, like, yeah, he's a bad guy, but he did kind of have to abuse the gun to defend himself, you know. It's like at some point you do have to go, hey, that's enough. I don't want you to hit me in the head anymore, you know.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah, so the Joker did, you know, was laughing because of a disease. And I don't think this guy was screaming the N-word because he has Tourette's. If he does, well, in which case now you got a whole new situation going on.

SPEAKER_16

All right, this one's pretty good too. I gotta say, I gotta share this one.

SPEAKER_18

I had a cousin with Tourette's and uh he would say rather unfortunate things in public at times. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Who's that?

SPEAKER_18

I had a cousin, uh Joshua Jordan, who had Tourette's syndrome grow when growing up, was a good friend of mine, hung out all the time, and uh yeah. Yeah his parents had him on howldoll and stuff at a real like way back in the day, back before they you know, before they knew what any of these things really did long term. He hated taking his meds, so he would frequently not take them, and he was happier when he didn't take them, but ooh, it was risky going out in public with him.

SPEAKER_16

All right, so I want to show this clip, and I've I've I've told you guys about this Scott Pressler guy, and now you're gonna get to see him, but even better than that, I love this Santos guy. I I don't know what it is about him. I know he's disgraced and he's a liar, and he went to prison, and then he got pardoned, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I like this guy for whatever reason. I think he's hilarious. And I think this guy, Santos, and this Pressler guy make a very cute couple. So check this out.

SPEAKER_06

Politics. Trump today.

SPEAKER_04

Trump today in a bombshell endorses Ken Paxson over John Cornyn. Now, I will say this. You're flexing there for those of you who didn't see it. Do it again, Scott. Show us. Come on. Show us your spaghetti arms. That was a if you didn't do it again. No, not me. Damn it. So he was flexing his spaghetti arms, and all of a sudden, like a penny bumped up here. So, um, dude, did you expect this?

SPEAKER_05

I was hopeful, but did you expect it? No. Neither did I. Because it was already the second day of early voting. Early voting had already begun. And it's funny because yesterday John Cornyn had Okay, I think that's all we need to see of that.

SPEAKER_16

And that is the new face of the Republican Party, gay as hell. I mean, who in the Republican Party is not gay now? They're all gay. It's crazy. Not that there's anything wrong with that, to quote Seinfeld. No. No. But it just seems so anti-Republican, doesn't it? Old school it does, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, yeah, you would think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I guess. I mean next thing you know, the get the Republican flag's gonna be, you know, gonna be the gay pride flag or something. It'll be the same thing. That's crazy. Crazy. All right. I think I got time term time for one more. What's this one?

SPEAKER_18

92. It's creeping up, man.

SPEAKER_16

Is that how hot it is out there?

SPEAKER_18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Wow. I don't think it's that hot here.

SPEAKER_18

And that's not even with a whatever the heat index or feels like temperature. That's just straight up 92.

SPEAKER_16

Right, right.

SPEAKER_18

That was uh advanced today. I uh the two clips that I had that were related to one another, I even made sure that they were next to one another at the top of the screen. Felt like I was almost a professional.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, this one's pretty good.

SPEAKER_18

Where's Pumpkin? He was so in shot for so long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

He's passed out here.

SPEAKER_16

He's hanging out. See, when you leave him alone, and you just let him chill and let him go outside, and he doesn't he the the way they they're literally like helicopter parents with this dog. They won't let him out of their sight. They freaked out all the time. If you just leave him alone, he'd chill.

SPEAKER_18

I did see him lick in the air frantically for a while there next to you. That was odd, right? That's my dog. He licks, licks, licks.

SPEAKER_19

All right, check this out.

SPEAKER_02

I'd like to introduce our new student, Hunter, who is from Florida and has never been to the United States.

SPEAKER_07

So where did you say you were born again? You already said he was born in Disney World and raised in university.

SPEAKER_02

Oh I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_07

Are you sure? Because I saw your lips moving and I assume that's what you said.

SPEAKER_18

This rides alligators to school.

SPEAKER_11

We are safe. Oh, we have these instead of pools. Right, pools. Okay, sometimes we do have pools, but they are green and the basement's a fair point.

SPEAKER_18

You don't see a lot of those here.

SPEAKER_11

Florida?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_18

Who?

SPEAKER_04

Florida Man, the guy from Florida who commits all the crimes. Hunter! There's an alligator in the building. We need your help.

SPEAKER_02

Florida man was here. This would be a great time for him to come out.

SPEAKER_03

You coward. This is your time. Oh, uh, great. Yeah, you should be. I'm gonna petition Congress. You should be allowed to vote.

SPEAKER_18

He makes some valid points. When I was uh living in North Carolina, and people would ask me where I was from, and I would tell them West Palm Beach. They never got the West part. They always thought, oh, Palm Beach, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, it's not what you think it is. Uh you know, but trying to get a gig in a restaurant was super easy because I would just let them think that, yeah, I worked all over Palm Beach.

SPEAKER_16

So I can definitely bother with pools anywhere else. I mean, literally, like if you have a pool in like Oklahoma or Maryland, or how often do you really? I mean, I only go in our pool about half, you know, not even half a year really, before it gets kind of like, eh, I'm not going to get too cold or whatever. You live up there. I mean, it's gotta be heated, first of all.

SPEAKER_18

When I lived in Ohio for like, what, a year and a half, two years. Um, the the apartment complex I lived in had a pool, but it was only open for like four months or whatever. It was ridiculous.

SPEAKER_19

And yeah.

SPEAKER_18

Uh, there was a couple of public pools, but again, they were just, I think they would open in like May, and then they were done at the end of September. That was it. Where in Ohio? Uh Lancaster. Like near Columbus, like 30 miles south of Columbus. Okay. Farm country for sure. Village damn near. I'll be right back. Some of the best vegetables I've ever had in my life, though, like a little produce down there, because the farm was not that far from there, so Right.

SPEAKER_19

Uh oh. Uh-oh. Are you gonna sing us out? Oh, he's got done the episode. Are you gonna sing us out, Chip?

SPEAKER_16

Nah, I just want to show off one of my new bases. I just got this thing not that long ago. Play it something. I I figured I got so many damn bases here. I gotta show one of them off every once in a while. At least maybe one an episode or something. This is one of the few ones that can make some noise without being plugged in, so I don't know if you can even hear that or not, but yeah, this thing's nice. It's pretty. Here's the thing about this I'm sorry, go ahead. I say it's purdy. Yeah, and here's the thing that uh usually I don't like acoustics like this because you can barely hear them when you play them without like being plugged in. But this one not only has the hole here, it's got a hole on the on the top of see it.

SPEAKER_09

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

Anyway, I'm gonna have to do some work on this mic stand. This thing's being a pain in the butt. But anyway, if you like this base, uh I've got a bunch for sale. This isn't one of them, but if you want one, uh 904-549-9024. Give me a call. I got a bunch of spaces for sale.

unknown

Right.

SPEAKER_18

Or if you just want to make comments about the bases, you should do a next time we'll do a sweeping shot and you can show the whole collection.

SPEAKER_16

Well, I don't even have the whole collection out here.

SPEAKER_18

So there's got to be 17 or there's gotta be damn near 20 of them now, right?

SPEAKER_16

No, no, it's 16. I think I got 16. As a matter of fact, there's a guy building me one now. What's that?

SPEAKER_18

I said that's close. 16 plus the one you're holding, right?

SPEAKER_16

No, this is with this one. I still got 16. As a matter of fact, but the guy's making me a telebase right now that uh I'm sure I'm gonna trade him some other bass for at some point, plus probably some money or something.

SPEAKER_18

But anyway, Dolls Bark like matching guitars slash bass with motorcycles from Yamaha where they'll match the uh the uh the colors.

SPEAKER_16

Well, I'm sure you could. You can get anything, you know, you pay enough, you can get anything you want to do.

SPEAKER_18

I just saw a video about that recently.

SPEAKER_16

There is a Reveren. Go ahead. Go ahead. Well, I was gonna say there's I think there's a brand called Reverend Guitars that kind of makes guitars that kind of look like old 57 Chevy's or something like that. Right. But that's as close as I don't know about anything, any other matching. Now, being a Yamaha, that could easily be because I'm I'm sure that Yamaha makes cars and bass guitar and and regular guitars.

SPEAKER_18

Well, actually, if you look at the emblem on a Yamaha motorcycle, it's three tuning forks. So they actually made musical instruments before they made motorcycles.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, yeah. Do so.

SPEAKER_18

Started off making like pianos in 1900 or something.

SPEAKER_16

They make everything, dude. You can buy a Yamaha chainsaw, you can buy a Yamaha golf clubs, you can buy Yamaha anything, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

All right, guys. You're about ready to get out of here.

SPEAKER_18

Yeah. Like, comment, share, and subscribe.

SPEAKER_16

All right, guys, we'll see you next time.

SPEAKER_18

Thanks, guys.