Ep. 60 - The Slack Doctors Episode 60 Seed To Table

The Docs bitch about YouTube Ads(who watches these things?). Dr. Bob is a little woozy this show. Both Docs discuss drug production and various processes and Dr. Chip explains " seed to table". Dr. Chip rips on Bill Maher for fun and Dr. Bob reveals why he's owed one million dollars. We view a clip that gives a new meaning to the expression " Hand to God". Mike Mike finally speaks and does not disappoint. The Docs consider and discuss DMT and other hallucinogens (future show idea?). We watch a clip of either the worst or best haircut ever? A clip of a nutshot that would make Johnny Knoxville proud is video gold. What bike should Dr. Bob's sister get as her first? WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER? Whales apparently speak in a fashion similar to Chinese? Watch RFK Jr juggles snakes (Pentecostals take note).

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All right, we were set up for paradise, but the internet had different different plans for us. So I'm inside here with my coffee and my doobie. We're ready to shoot another episode of The Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. And I am producer Dean. Mean Dean on the on the machine. And it is, it's still paradise there. It's just right outside the window. Yeah, right. Yeah, you know, and I got a little hot while I was out there, even for the few minutes. But I was planning on jumping the pool again afterwards anyway. But yeah, the internet said no out there. It just said no. No way. You're not doing it. Anyway, roll with the punches. Exactly. What'd you say, Dr. Bob? Is it brutal weather out there? It's been raining here solid for days. No. No, we got a little rain earlier, but and it rained, it was like sprinkling when I was setting my shit up out in the tiki hut, but we've had some clouds that look kind of menacing, but not that bad. I haven't checked the radar because Yeah, I even checked the radar because there's supposedly all that weather out the Gulf that we're supposed to, I thought would be here by now. They were been saying that we're gonna get rain, like crazy rain, and we've gotten a little rain, but not that much. It's been bad here. The frog pocalypse in Duck Alley outside my bedroom window has reached epic, if not biblical, proportions. The amount of noise they put out in an evening is a stopping. That's one of the plagues. That's what they warn us about. All right, so we've got plenty of clips and voicemails and stuff, so we might as well get launched into the voicemails first. All right, we'll start with those. I think there's three. You know, and before we even start, we should 904-uh, what is it? 904-549-9024. We need other people other than me to leave some messages. All right, go ahead. All right, we'll start with the oldest one. All right, we gotta talk about these commercials on YouTube that that are basically over an hour and are really not commercials, but whole podcasts basically. Uh Oprah's doing it, Ben Shapiro's doing it. Sometimes I wake up, I'll fall asleep watching YouTube, wake up and be half hour into one of these commercials that if you don't hit if you're gonna watch an hour or something of whatever that so what's the purpose of this? Really, they're paying to get this content on on the platform. So is it a tax dodge? Are we gonna have to do this next year? If I have to uh cash in another IRA, we can start just paying for commercials. Anyway, we'll see. I had no idea they ran that long because I've never not clicked skip ad on them. Before we even discuss that, that's the first thing I have pulled up here. Let me share this with you real quick. It's my turn to share. Here we go. It should be this one now. Oh no, it's not that one, it's the other one. This one. Oh, this oh it's not a video, it's just uh No, it was a video, isn't it? Or maybe it was just this. I thought it was an a man uh anyway, I thought it was a video, but anybody, somebody but also wrote a a post about it. But yeah, if you're not careful um when you go to uh you know, if you go to the bathroom or something and aren't there to skip, you could be stuck in an hour-long Ben Shapiro Oprah, or some other just random infomercial. You know, and let's let's talk about how many the different kind of commercials they have on YouTube. You got the six-second commercial, which is non-skipable. You just gotta watch six seconds of whatever it is, and that's the one that I always see uh what's her name, uh uh the dirt nerd lady. That's the one I always see six seconds of her. I love dirt, I love dirt, I'm a dirt nerd, I'm a dirt nerd. No idea what she's selling. And then you got other ones that are like 30 seconds or a minute or maybe even two minutes that obviously you can skip. But then some of them, if you if you're not careful and you're not in the room, some of them are 30 minutes, an hour, two hours. It's like that what at what point is that even a commercial? I mean, sh surely Ben Shapiro's not selling anything other than Zionism. I mean I think all YouTube commercials fall into one of two categories, which is either complete and utter scam, which is like m the majority of them, and and it'll always come up later that it turns out to be a scam, whether it's something like, oh, these knives are made in Japan, you find out they're really, you know, made in China, or you know, own a own a plot of land in Scotland and it's not a real thing. It's all just some kind of scam or AI-produced scam. You know, I would argue that's all advertising now. You know, made by this family in Virginia and it's it's not made by them at all or anything like that. And then the other one, I think the reason for the commercials on YouTube and the ads is just to push for the ad free. If they make the ads bad enough, annoying enough, long enough, and repetitive enough, some people will just break down and pay YouTube for YouTube premium so they don't have to see the fucking ads anymore. Yeah. That's not a true. That's not a yeah. That could be true, but yeah, I mean, I've I've gotten to the point where I can barely stand Hulu anymore because the the Hulu version with ads, dude, the ads are worse than than network television ever was. Well, that's been my problem. They're just incessant and just hammer at you. Well, that's been my problem with Rumble, is if if you don't go ad free on Rumble, you can't literally uh Ron Paul couldn't finish a sentence before there were three ads. It was like, Jesus Christ, guys. It was crazy. I must say, aside from the uh when I upload to them, I don't open the site very often. Yeah, neither do I after that, because it's like I'm not gonna hit skip every five seconds. This is just crazy. But so a preemptive apology to the viewers today, if Dr. Bob myself seems a little lethargic or anything. Uh I am a little bit medicated this afternoon. I had the MRI this morning and they took a little Xanax before for claustrophobia, and definitely still feeling the effects of it. A little slurry in my and yet, and yet that's not the reason we're not on schedule this week. Which is just a holiday on Monday, yeah. Right, which which is funny because we just started literally going, all right, every Monday and Friday, two o'clock, and we've got like a couple of times not been on Monday or Friday at two o'clock. So I was thinking about that. It's like, what if what if Nurse Becca showed up at the studio Monday? But you know, it's Memorial Day. I'm sure she had something to do. Oh, yeah. All right, so go on to the next uh voicemail. Go back to the voicemails. Like I said, I think there's two left. So just to clarify for the Slack doctor listeners, um, I just had to clarify some how you make some particular drugs uh myself. So I should I should mention that even though I've certainly sampled a large spectrum of illegal drugs, the only one I've ever gone from seed to table with was weed. Uh anything else, I've never made any other kind of, I've never cooked. Before we finish this, even though it's still up there on the screen, uh a quick disclaimer to the audience: the Slack doctors, who of course are not real doctors, uh neither condone uh the use of legal or illegal drugs, rather recreationally or for any other purpose. Please consult your doctor at the time. That's true. We're in that drug. That's true. This is not a date. That kind of stuff. The only thing I've really ever produced was weed. I've grown it, dried it, harvested it, trimmed it, yada yada yada. That's a man, that's all. So uh uh regarding weed, have you never made hashish? You never made purple hash? No, I've never really done any of that kind of stuff other than just dry it out and smoke it. So yeah, no hash, no, no uh what's this, resin or any of that kind of stuff. I never thought to blow butane through it and try to although you know the funniest thing I saw once is this guy took, and and I don't know, this has got this has got to be the best way to get uh what they call oil, I assume. But this guy took this really tasty looking bud and stuck it, stuck it in an actual press that literally just pressed this juice out of it. Yeah, there's a they usually call it live rosin or full spectrum, but one of the best ways to do it is a combination of um f freezing it, freeze dry it, and then press it. Uh, and it's really the only method of getting the distillate out without the use of any sort of um chemicals, you know. Right, right. Well that's that yeah, I was I saw that, I was like, well, that's a good way to do it. Forget about it. And when you go to the medical dispensaries, uh the they they will certainly s advertise that process, and those are the products that cost more, but they're worth it. Yeah, I would say I would think so, yeah. Otherwise, you're just taking drugs. Uh yeah, whatever. Yeah, well, you don't you never know how clean uh you know how much of the whatever it is they used, uh ether or ethanol or got or isopropyl, whatever method they use, butane, like you said, there's all kinds of methods for uh extracting the THC and the cannabinoids. Plus, chemical solvent methods you typically strip away all the terpenes and everything else. Whereas the um the crushing and freezing version, you you preserve a lot more of what's in the plant. But the point I was kind of making is, you know, first of all, if I love my I love my little phrase from seed to table, but uh the point I was kind of making is like I've never cooked any meth or or you know cooked any crack or free base or any of that kind of stuff. Yeah. I've never made I've never prepared any drugs that the process of which could cause you to either catch on fire or blow up. Uh just boring. You might get a seed hole in your shirt or a burn on your carpet. That's about all that's gonna happen. There we go. What is the stuff that you you sniff and then it's like an explosion? I did that one time. That's a lot of stuff. It's a liquid. I was talking about like exploding trailers of you don't have an explosion in your head, it could be all kinds of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just like I think he's talking about poppers, phenyl nitrate or whatever the hell it's a liquid. And uh I did that one time. It's like not I I sniffed it and I went, nothing happened, and all of a sudden Yeah, that sounds like poppers. That sounds like phenol nitrate. Is that it? Okay. Is that what nitrate or something? I think well it was I think amomite nitrate. That might be it, yeah. It's something like that. But yeah, that was like a anal name. You can call it anal nitrate. I believe it's very popular in the uh It was very popular with the gay, the great gay crowd, apparently, yeah. But uh you could buy it in like a frickin' uh like a I think it was you could get it like at a porno shop. It's like one of the only places I think you could get it without or like a gas station or some shit. If they put it in the city, it's gotta go brain cells, man. It can't possibly be a big thing. Oh yeah, that stuff you could tell. I did it a couple of times, but you could tell last week. Well, yeah, it's it truthfully when you do that, it's almost feels like you're about to pass out for a little while. And yeah, then you don't, and then it's like, oh, that was interesting. But yeah, no, that stuff's pretty bad for you. You could tell it's a good thing. All right, on to the next issue. Let's get off of drugs. All right. Don't do drugs, kids. Just all right. So I'm hate watching Bill Mayer again here now. He's talking to uh Paul Anka. And after Paul Anka gives him a compliment about being right about some stuff, which he was, he was right about COVID and trannies or whatever, but he's completely wrong about everything else. But he gives him a compliment about being right about stuff. And then, you know, Bill Mayer, of course, is asking of course I'm always right. I just get sick of being right all the time. And then they start talking about, I guess Paul Anchor just did an album of old songs that he redid, old like 80s songs, and he redid It's My Life by Bon Jovi. And and Bill Mayer is sitting there trying to tell Paul Ankh the guy that recorded the song that is not Bon Jovi, that is no doubt. He's insisting that that song is by no doubt, not Bon Jovi. And Paul Hank is being very gracious. He's like, You think so? I think that's Bon Jovi. You really think so? You think it's no doubt? He knows fucking damn well it's Bon Jovi. Bill Mayer is a fucking walking moron. Anyway, don't fucking he bet him. He bet him money that it was no doubt. And he obviously lost since he was completely wrong. I interviewed him one time, Bill Mayer. I was in radio in Orlando, and Dick Clark had hired him to do a show uh about going to different radio stations and talking with the jocks, and he was just an ass. He was just an ass during the interview. Like, what kind of a question is that? And he I I've interviewed a lot of people, and he was like who has the Hutzpah to sit there and tell Paul Anka a song that he recorded after he had to listen to it from somewhere, and he pretty much knows it wasn't fucking no doubt, you moron. Right, right. It's like I love when people make super overconfident bets and they're completely wrong about them. Uh, I have an ex that currently, you know, is only a verbal agreement and a bet, but she does owe me a million dollars for uh making a horrible, horrible, stupid bet. And this is before the age of the internet, right? So the song Owner of a Lonely Heart comes on. Right. And I mentioned how I like the song. She mentioned something about how uh he's better than when he was with the police. And I'm like, who are you talking about? She goes, Sting. I said, That's not Sting playing that song. So we get into an argument. She bets me a million dollars that it's Sting. I literally call the radio station, this back in the day, call the radio station, get on air with the DJ, ask the DJ who sings owner of a lonely heart. Of course, it's yes. And uh I've still never received my million dollars. Is it is this the ex that was pulling my hair at my house? Uh or Marianne? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it Marianne? Oh my goodness. Yeah, that chick's crazy. Uh speaking of which, wait a minute, what was the story I just had about that? Being so wrong about it. Oh, you know, it that's the other thing. I almost almost sent you a clip of Dave Rubin, who they're basically lambasting. They've got like a minute-long clip of him making all these predictions about Iran and all the other stuff that he is completely wrong about. But we already did that, I don't know, a month or two ago. We ran a thing about what an idiot he is on predicting the wrong stuff. So I was like, Yeah, we beat up on Dave Rubin enough. Now the internet's having their turn with him. All right, so I got a clip here to share, and before I share it, I want to ask uh, I'm gonna preface this one to Dean, knowing his former career uh in law enforcement, and ask you if you've ever seen any of your fellow officers do anything remotely as dumb as this, and if so, what do you think the repercussions would be? Okay. Uh let's see. If you actually showed up in court for this. Okay. Court. I used to hate court. Yeah, you wouldn't want to show up in court if you wrote this ticket. Or driving with the device in our right hand. But um, they just sent me the body cam footage, so I thought you guys might like a little treat before tomorrow. A lot of times you can. Maybe it's different because have a choral. He gets real specific with his accusation and even doubles down. It's it's pretty funny. It's amazing that this guy doesn't just turn around and go the fuck home. Hello, ma'am. Hey, good morning. I'm David Solid with the Pumpers County Sheriff's Office. This is why you're being pulled over. And it's happening in Lake Worth, too. It's a nice touch. We have Lake Worth today. We're doing an operation for this tractor driver, and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand, manipulating that phone. I mean, I saw you. So you want to just call this a day? I didn't want to call it a day, you just manipulated. I thought I saw you with right hand. You didn't have a hand up with right hand. I saw you manipulating with the right hand, perhaps not, right? You didn't see me with my right hand. I know what I just said. I know what I just said. I'm asking you now. Did you did you not have your phone on your hand? You did not have your phone on your hand. Hand to God, you did not have funny hand. Hand of God, what a great expression. Hand of God. Cool. You have licensed racial Well, let me say this. First of all, you don't hold court on the side of the road. You go up and you say, We're doing distracted driving, ma'am. I saw you with the phone in your right hand. If that's illegal, I mean, I you know, it's been years since I've been a cop, so I don't know what the law is in in Lake Worth or whatever. But you know, she had your right hand, right? She didn't have a right hand. No, I didn't say I could. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm I totally missed that. I totally missed that. I'm starting to. Oh, Jesus, okay. She raised her hand, raised her stump up and said, Yeah, no. I totally when he said hand to God, she raised her stump again and said, Yeah, hand to God, like, yeah, God took this. Okay, on my screen, I couldn't see that part. It was looked very dark in the world. You haven't seen this, it's so viral. They're actually going to court. She's going to court about this today. As we speak. Oh God. It's probably been taken care of already by now. Obviously, that guy, if he's got a he I mean, he'd be the balsiest guy in the world to show up to court for that. Why I mean the only argument he can he can give is that I was mistaken it was her left hand. But that's Yeah, I exactly. I saw it in your in I thought your right hand. Which hand was on the steering wheel then, sir? Right. You literally have to not be touching the steering wheel at all. Oh man. Yeah, I totally is there any way you can go back and and play that again? Because I I totally miss that. It was very dark on my screen, it was very dark in the car. I already caught that. And I would just like to see that again. Hang on. I'll I'll go back and find it. Okay. Because it's worth it. It is, it really is, because I totally missed it. Yeah, that's going majorly viral all over the place. I've never seen that before. No. Well, it's only it was only a couple of days ago, I think, or something. Oh, okay. Only like two days ago or so that I saw it. Obviously, if it's going to court today, it was a while ago. Okay, we'll we'll share it again here. It's in our right hand. But um Okay, there. Okay. So I thought you guys might like a little treat before tomorrow. Yeah. Maybe it's different than that matural. And he specifies her right hand, which is the one that you're doing. Yeah, I know. Hello, ma'am. Hey, good morning. I'm there Ricas Hollywood at Pumpers County Sheriff's Office. This is why you're being pulled over in the city of Lake World today. We're doing an operation for the distracted driver, and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand, manipulating that phone. There should be a proud. Oh, there it is. Oh wow. Oh my god. He's gonna be saying it from where he's at. Keep playing it. Keep playing it. So you're playing. So you wanna just call this a day? I don't want to call it a day. You should have done. You just got my right hand. I thought I told you the right hand. You didn't have that hand up. With the right hand, perhaps not, right? There it is again. And this is the thing. Even if she wanted to try to steer with that and use her left hand on the phone, she'd have to lean all the way forward. It's you know, it's really strong on the left. If he just when she gave him the chance, said, Oh shit, you know, you're right. Obviously I'm mistaken. So he's doing a good thing. But he's wrote her a ticket and she's going to court. Yeah. Oh my god. If he doesn't lose his job, somebody's in trouble. The smartest thing he could do is just not show up, and then she just wins by the phone. No, the smartest thing would not to write a ticket and go, I'm just gonna give you a warning, whether it was your left hand or you know. At this point, the best the course of action for him is to just not show up. At this point, you're right. You're absolutely right. He should have taken it out when he gave when she gave it to him. You just want to call it a day now? He should have said, Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I was mistaken. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. I did not see that. Well, I'm glad you guys brought that up because I did not see that on my screen. Oh my god. Yeah, that's terrible. I got one. Wow. Like, what would your captain say if you came back after that little incident? Well here's a little What are you thinking? Just give her a warning and walk away. All right. Well, I got one I can bring up. Um you know how sometimes you see a celebrity or even a minor celebrity, and you you their voice just doesn't match their their face, and they just doesn't they don't sound like what you would expect them to sound like. Right. Especially in the case of performers like let's say. And Teller. First time I ever heard Teller speak in an interview or anything. I don't know what it was I was expecting, but it was not not the voice that came out of him. So here is a guy that very intimidating when you look at him, and he's known for being quite silent, but I don't know. He is pretty creepy even when he does talk. But biggest fan. I've been watching your show for years. He's my fan. I'm gonna follow you to your house later, and I love you. Nice to meet you. What's your name? My name is Gillian. What's your name? My name is Skin Removal. I'm your biggest fan of Jesus Christ. My name is Skin Removal. Yep, that's Mike Mike from uh the Maton Pod, Maton Show. I'm not sure what the name of his show is, Maton Forever, something like that. But I had no idea that's what the guy sounded like. I've never heard him speak before. Jillian Michaels. That whole episode is really pretty funny. They make so they make that chick look really stupid. And she is. She's really a stupid chick, but um so I think this the subject of this one was we gotta try this with my cousin. And I think we've we've talked about this before, even though we did just say we're gonna get off the subject of uh that's true. We're back on drugs, but we're gonna get right back on it again here for a second. If you've ever wondered what's DMT like, is it anything like mushrooms? Here's Shane Mouse, Moss talking, taking DMT for the first time. Mushrooms and DMT are nothing alike. Mushrooms might make like cars seem shinier than normal, or plants move about in a way that you haven't noticed before. That is not the DMT experience in any way. All right, let's pause this for just a second and uh compare notes with the two doctors here. Chip, I'm sure you've obviously tried mushrooms. Have you tried LSD as well, like liquid, you know, blotter acid, window pane, that kind of thing? Yeah. What did you find to be the major differences between the two, if any? One seemed more organic than the other, if that's a good term for it. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Mushrooms seem more natural. Well, you know, I had some really great, I had some fun, you know, a lot of fun on mushrooms till that last time. And then, you know, we talked about that before. But then yeah, I did a couple of times. I've did, you know, maybe once or twice I did like, you know, a tab of LSD or whatever. And it's you know, that was I actually did that first before I did mushrooms, and it was uh it was odd, like going to the bathroom and looking at a toilet and having it going like you know, you you're looking at it and you and you know, you know it's not moving, but it's moving, and you're like, Well, that's kind of wild, isn't it? You know, so but yeah, mushrooms were much more organic, much more like you know, and I I laughed more on mushrooms, like mushrooms are all about just laughter, whereas acid is just trippy, you just kind of weird it out, you know. But anyway. Um I've I've never done DMT. I would say the biggest difference between the two, in my opinion, is that one is more I'm not sure if organic is the word I would use. One feels more like it affects your body, whereas the other one feels more like it affects your mind. Almost like the difference between being really stoned and being really drunk. Um, the mushrooms definitely I felt it more physically in my body, whereas the LSD was more of a mental feeling. Yeah, that could be that sounds that's that's interesting. And you know, my cousin really wants to do this DMT thing. He wants to go in there and m help them map whatever he says they're mapping things in this parallel universe. And he wants to go help them map the anyway. Go ahead. Let's continue with the video. DMT is like, hey, you know all of this reality and perception that you are super familiar with and very convinced is real. Well, sorry about this. Zip. Tent of lies collapses, something else entirely going on. It is a real red pill, blue pill, matrix-y kind of moment. And he goes, Take this bong, and you want to have three of the biggest hits you can possibly take out of this bong. I was like, No problem. I used to have a six-foot bong when I was seventeen years old, which I felt pretty dumb about until now. I had a four-footer when I lived in North Carolina in the early nineties. Uh it was a glass graphics um with no carburetor on it, the kind where you just pull the pull the bowl out when you want to clear the tube. Right. And the the bowl was so far away from the mouthpiece that you either had to have somebody else light it for you, or you could use a grill lighter. You had to have one of those extended uh grill lighters. Well, not only that realize I have been trying we used to have one of those giant b bongs at uh SAS's house, remember? And the thing is you got to basically take a whole hit of nothing but fresh air just to fill it all out to get to the smoke. Yep. Yeah, and then you're left with a a can a canister of smoke, you know, four feet long and however many inches wide. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, good. Training for this moment for a very long time. And he's like, Well, just so you know, it comes on very fast and it's very intense. You're gonna have the first hit, you're probably gonna feel weird. Then you'll have the second hit. That's when it's too much for most people. Most people think they had too much, something's gone wrong, they want to stop. Whatever you do, don't stop. You have to keep going, you have to get that third hit. Have you ever had the opportunity? Have you ever tried DMT yourself? Me? Yeah. No. All right, so I was I did have the opportunity. I have tried it once. This was in sh in Ohio back in 2022, probably, or 2021. 2022, I think. And it was extremely anticlimactic to me. I don't know whether it was a bunk batch or something, but I did. Well, did you do the three giant bonnets? I did four. Oh. Oh my god. I coughed considerably. It tasted very, very weird, and I felt odd, but I in no way experienced any of the uh typical stories that you hear about doing DMT. There were no machine elves, there were no geometric patterns, I didn't fall down a well or a hole or anything like that. Yeah, you didn't take the trip. Yeah, but it was short-lived, whatever it was, too. But we'll we'll keep going with this. You'll break through to this other space. And I was like, whatever with the buildup, dude. And I take that bomb, and I take the first hit of that bomb, and right away I was like, oh, I'm turning into a cartoon. Have I always been a cartoon or am I just now turning into a cartoon? Well, I guess I'll just be a cartoon smoking a bomb. And I take the second hit, and then all of this, the entire universe, just started shaking violently and collapsing. And I was like, oh no! Oh, I just did all the drugs. Yes, I'm going to die now. And he saw the panic on my face, and he's like, oh no. I was like, well, nothing to lose at this point. And I started filling up this bomb for the third hit, and it was nice and milky white. I took a breath before clearing it, and then the sense of peace just washed over me. And then everything, everything I've ever known just goes bum bum, bum, bum, bum, gone. And then it was just me and this bomb in space, not like planets or stars or anything, just a black infinite void, brought the bomb with me. And the smoke inside the bomb turned into electricity, and that electricity turned into codes. I was like, this is gonna be weird. And then I smoked all those codes up, and then I just shot through a tunnel of fractals and lights and strange colors, and I landed in this hologram computer chip city made out of codes that looked very familiar for some reason. Like I had been there many times before, and it was made out of these lights that were communicating with me in this way that I could understand perfectly, like thoughts without words, clearer than I've ever understood anything. And right away it was just like, Welcome. That's a pretty universal thing that people say that that do, I guess, break through or whatever, is that they come back feeling like they they learned something, but they can't remember what it was that they learned, but that it was something of utmost significance and importance. And I've had dreams like that, where I woke up thinking that I had had some sort of epiphanous revelation, but I can't remember what it was, but you know, that it must have been important for it to have felt like that. But you know, your body produces all kinds of feelings. I've had two experiences like that. One of them is the aforementioned mushroom trip. After that, I was I I was changed. I was a different guy after that, for sure. I was different. Um, but the other time, I I don't know if I ever told the story of the time I came back from Boston and I hadn't smoked in a while, and I smoked with you, and then I was going up to see the piano guy and I passed out and hit my chin on the counter, and anyway, woke up and the like a few seconds later and the clerk was freaking out, and I just kind of got in the car and left. But anyway, when I was waking up from that, I the only thing I remember is passing out, and then when I was waking up coming through the fractal patterns on the way back to consciousness, which like, man, I must have been really out by out because it was it was weird. It seemed like I was out for a long time, but apparently I was only out for like a couple of seconds. Because I mean the guy was on the phone with 911 going, yeah, this guy just passed out or whatever, so I wasn't out that long. Right. Yeah, but something was something weird happened when I was coming back from that. I was like, wow, that was when you say fractal patterns, visual fractal fractal patterns. Have you ever, when you're in the shower and you're you know washing your face and kind of press a little too hard on your eyes and you get that sort of kaleidoscope effect, not to say that. Is it similar at all to that or in no way the same? Not really, man. It was really geometrical, weird pattern. Well, not weird, but just geometrical patterns of different colors and not like not like bleeding, but like lines of like like rectangles and triangles, and it was weird. But anyway. I mean, these, you know, obviously there's some place in our subconscious where you experience all this shit somewhere, but anyway, go ahead. All right, well, we're getting to the end of this one. So happy to see you! I was like, oh damn. Well, you really did it this time, Shane. You broke your brain. Now what are you gonna do? You live here now. And it just goes, hey, calm down, focus, pay attention. And it just started building these buildings that are coming together like clockwork, and it's like, this is how I talk. It's all very difficult to explain. Now do you understand? I was like, I guess so. And it's like, now do you really want to see something? I guess gonna show me the meaning of life or something. He almost said that like the uh opening to Twilight Zone when Dan Aykroyd says, You want to see something really scary? And I was like, alright. And it's like, look over here. And I looked over, and there was just this weird, out-of-place cartoon cat just laughing at me. Between Felix the cat and Oscar the Grouch. I looked back like, what? He's like, Yeah, I'm just fucking with you. And that was it. That was the end of my trip. I was 100% back to normal, as clear-headed as I've ever been in my entire life, going, what the hell was that? Wow. Yeah, not the experience I had. I I I was very let down and disappointed by it. The guy that introduced me, whatever, the person in Ohio, my contact, whatever you want to call him, I can't remember the guy's name, but I remember at the time thinking it was really stupid because he had like one of those, he was like like Indiana Jones. He had like a state name. I guess it was either Dakota or uh, you know, Idaho or some dumbass uh state name. Right. Well, my cousin wants to do that on the show, so now that we're doing it from here. That's definitely gonna have to be a remote episode for sure. Yeah, I was gonna say, now that we're doing it remote, we could definitely try it, but it's gonna he works during the day, so we've got to figure out someday to anyway. So listen, I gotta find a bunch of BMTs. I have no idea how one goes about that. Oh, me either. That'd be his problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be his problem for sure. All right. You know, it's funny though, the the way that the DMT when you smoke it is is so short lasting. Um, like we were talking about the laughing gas, you know, because they can give it to you and then still let you drive home afterwards. But when you take the DMT in the ayahuasca form, uh which is the drink they do down in South America, the trip lasts for hours and hours and hours. It is not a brief experience at all. You're in for the duration. Yeah, that's like a long mushroom trip or whatever. But anyway, I I wanted to play this clip because I'm not exactly sure what service this guy is providing. It's clearly a multitude of different things. I thought he was gonna be doing a haircut when it started, but uh let's let's see what uh what you think he's doing here. Oh yeah. Okay, so at this point it could still be a haircut, but it's just like he's playing the drums on his head or something. It's like is this some kind of weird Indian blue man group show? There's a lot of slapping slap. It's a head massage. And you know that guy probably has a food stall right outside where he just alternatively make some sandwiches. Alright, so what's this part? What is he doing here? This is like I'm gonna tease your nipple a little bit. Just make sure you're paying attention. And at some point, that's a massage technique. Yeah. And then you got chiropractor tracking it. I guess hair treatment. Uh again, more with the kind of beating the microphone. He's not whipping you with stinging branches. Now he's back to the drums on the head. Now now you're the karate kid. Right. Now, this is the weird thing. What's he doing to his ears? He's pulling him out. He's like trying to rip his ears off. Is that the Mike Dyson treatment? I mean, what I don't know. It's your ears are all cartilage. It's not like you're relieving any press any joint pressure. Yeah. You say so, buddy. He looks awfully satisfied. They edited out the other stuff, you know. Apparently. Wow. There was probably a reach around involved. Anyway. All right. Well, let me do this out. Let me do another one while I got a lot of bars here. This one's pretty good. No, not that one. This is the guy. Now my Jesus. I've heard jelly roll lost some weight. We found it. We thought we just fifteen pounds on bell. There's gotta be an easier way to lose weight. Oh my god, oh my oh. Here we go. Let's get it. Any last words? I think we get a slow motion. Jackass are run for their money. Oh, yeah. I can't imagine. That would put me in the hospital. Oh my god. It's great to see Captain Lou Albano making a comeback. Oh, Lou Album. I haven't heard that for 55 years ago. Oh my god, that is hilarious. Wow. It made my stomach hurt just watching it. Man. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty rough. All right. All right. So it's funny that you sent this next one. I'm going to share. It's funny that you sent me this because every now and again, and especially now that the price of gas is getting jacked up again and it was so high. My sister will come will out of the blue be like, I think I want to get a scooter, or I think I want to get a motorcycle or something. And she's never owned any anything more advanced than a bicycle, right? So, like, right, and you live in Florida, like, this is not the place to learn and try. But anyway, so Chip sends me this. Uh which is what I imagine it would be like her if she was to get one. This is pretty much how this would work. I don't think she'd be this stupid. But just when the bikers completely lost sight of him, the show off came back and nobody was ready for what happened next. I'm not saying that your first bike should be a liter bike, you know, but the 400 is, you know, it's pretty stupid. What's funny is the the picture she sent me of the bike she thinks she wants to get is actually a it's like a Yamaha 321 or something. It's even smaller. Is it a scooter or a real bike? No, it's a real bike. That man ran a first thing this guy does. Man, you good? He's lucky he missed that trade. Or fold. Just today? I don't think he did, but uh it's a real bike. I'll I'll send the picture of it to uh that's a young guy thing. Young guys are stupid to do. I don't think your your sister would probably be pretty cautious, and she's driven some pretty badass cars. So Yeah, and also, I mean, considering she doesn't weigh 100 pounds soaking wet, she doesn't need a lot of uh a lot of bikes. That's true. That's true. But here's a funny story that's kind of similar to this. Notice how the guy had to go turn his key off and probably helped him pick the bike up. One of the two times I went down to uh uh homestead raceway with my old beamer and and and raced around, I was out there with a bunch of rich guys, like our our friend Opie, he paid for our whole deal down there. And all these rich guys all had these probably 10, 15,000, $20,000 Ducotis are driving around. I was worried about my bike going down. I was like, shit, I hope I don't fall off this bike, it'll fuck up the bike really bad, whatever. So one of the very first laps we're going around where they actually let us start racing, and sure enough, right about the second turn, there's some guy lost it on his Ducati and the you know, off in the grass, and the one of the track workers running over there to make sure he's okay. And I'm like, oh, that guy's just spent a lot of money. And sure enough, so it takes a good like, I don't know, three to four minutes to get all the way around the track. Like, get around the track again, and this guy's just sitting on the side of the track with his head in his hands, just like sulking, his bike's still laying over. I felt like pulling over. Like, come on, buddy, let's go pick your bike up. Come on, let's do it. It was so sad. It was like, oh, anyway. But yeah. No, they got shit to do, man. Their shit is to make sure, you know, they're they're busy. Once they were like, Oh, you okay? All right, good. I've got to go back and do my shit, you know. But yeah, they don't they don't care about the, you know, as long as you're all right, they're like, Yeah, fuck you, get your own damn bike. The guy was just so what the hell did I just turn on here? What the hell? That was weird. Chip is looking at his big screen. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I just the it just went black, so I just moved the mouse to turn it back on and turn something on, unfortunately. Anyway, you got any more? I know you got at least a couple of. Yeah, I got a couple more. So here's one that at first you're it's it seems like a really nice, wholesome, cute, you know, girl next door video. Speaking of which, you did you send this one to your sister? Uh no, not yet. You should. But I but I will, or at least I'll at least send her, you know, maybe we'll make a short out of it and I'll send her that. But uh um, but I wanted to point out that you titled it not Bambi. Um when and in fact, what I think you should have said is not Thumper. This thumper was the uh yeah, uh shit. I suck at Disney. I suck at Disney. Yeah, that's fair enough, but it is this is pretty morbid. 250 pounds of delicious meat in your freezer a year. The way she's petting it when she's holding it, do you think it has any idea? Well, no, those are the those are the two she meets. She she breeds. They don't get eaten. Yeah, well, not right away. And a buck. And you breed that. Look at the size of them. And they each can have eight babies, but sometimes they have up to thirty. Those little ones, though, they're gonna get eaten. So conservatively, that's sixteen babies. And those babies grow up and just in 12 weeks are ready to be processed. To quote King Sam, where's my horsen feffer? We process our rabbits between six and seven pounds and get about three pounds of meat per rabbit. So sixteen times three is forty eight pounds from those two litters. Rabbits can have babies every 30 days. We breed ours only five times a year because that gives us plenty of meat from the freezer. Right. But theoretically, a puppy mill, I mean a bunny mill. You could double that and get close to 500 pounds of meat per year. Num nom. Everybody who wants to be more self-sustainable should have meat rabbits. They're so easy to care for, they require little space, you can grow most of their food, and their meat is so delicious. Now, I have I think I've tasted rabbit once uh in some restaurant. And you know, whatever. To say it tastes just like chicken, not exactly true, but it's it's pretty fucking similar. But one thing, if especially if you're looking at this from a homesteading supplying your own meat living off the grid kind of situation, is that, and I'm I can't remember the name of the disease, but there's the disease you can get from strictly only eating rabbit meat. And what it essentially boils down to is you there's no fat. Rabbit meat has no fat whatsoever. Right. And without the fat, it's like protein sickness or something. It's too much protein with no fat and it fucks your body up. But having said that, as long as you got some butter or something to cook it in, or some oil, or some some means of adding fat to the meal, I guess you're okay. Well, for that lady, clearly it's wabbit season. It's wabbit season. When I was a kid, I had no idea that Hawson Pfeffer was an actual rabbit recipe. Right, it's rabbit stew. Like a German dish, yeah, rabbit stew. But you know, for years on Looney Tunes, I remembered King Sam or Yosemite Sam screaming at Here's the thing. If you're willing to kill a rabbit and eat it, like go from from from you know, from barn to table or whatever, whatever they call it, what's gonna stop you? Just go down to the Peggy Adams and you know, they got all kinds of dogs and cats and all kinds of down there. Chickens I can almost get because aside from that very brief window in the beginning when they're like just little yellow balls, after that, they're not cute. Like chickens aren't cute. Chickens look like mean little dinosaurs. I got no problem, you know, twisting a chicken and plucking it and all that shit. But you know, fuzzy little mammals that look up at you with soft eyes when they're babies, that's it. Uh that's a rough one. My dad raised rabbits when I was a kid, and uh, but I never I never saw how they were uh Oh, so that's how you ate though taken out. You taken out you to eat them. Yeah, I've had it a couple times, a couple times when I was a kid. Yeah. I killed a rabbit once by accident. My mom went on vacation. I was supposed to feed it, I guess, and I forgot it was even back there. She came back, it was dead. Oh no. Uh either of you guys had frog legs before? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, now that I would say that tastes more like chicken than rabbit does. Um fishiness to it. Yes. Uh so does alligator, similar to the frog legs. Alligator tastes like just chewy chicken. Yeah. Uh I think if you there's got to be some kind of secret to cooking it, and I clearly did not know it because the one time that Scott and I had the with magic mushrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, we made alligator curry. Uh but the meat itself was definitely the worst part of the entire meal. Have you guys had octopus? Yes? Oh, yeah. Yeah. A little chewy. People, there's some people, you know, uh activists that complain that an octopus is too intelligent and shouldn't be eaten. And I what uh either a movie or a cartoon or something that I saw where the character, one of the characters' plots was they created an octopus that was like like so stupid that it was morally acceptable to eat. Like I don't want to use the R word, even though apparently it is coming back into fashion, but yeah, basically make a uh SLD slow learning disability affected octopus that you can eat guilt-free because it was never gonna amount to anything in a fucking dumbass. Well, the big problem with the intelligence argument is uh pigs are pretty fucking smart. I mean, they're not clean, but they're smart. Yeah. But yeah. And let's not even get into the things the Japanese eat, whales and dolphins, which are arguably pretty smart. I just saw an interesting article about um sperm whales in in particular, that um they using AI, they've actually managed to make some new breakthroughs in understanding their whale song. Uh, and that apparently the and this again, this was specifically to the species, the sperm whales, and I'm guessing mostly in the Pacific, but that the um their speech patterns share something in common with the Chinese language uh in the in the way that it uses tones, tonal meanings for different things. So they're getting that much closer to and also the fact that these pods were able to mimic, basically learn to speak other pods languages too, but yet retain their own their own dialect and their own song for when they're communicating within their own group, is pretty interesting. Well, here's the problem trying to trying to like I've seen the study you were talking about, and they're actually kind of figuring out vowels and count consonants and stuff like that. The problem is I don't know if they're checking, but I'm pretty sure that whales can in here frequencies both higher and lower than we can. So unless they're checking those frequencies for what's going on, right? Well, they are checking those frequencies, but I was gonna say if they're not, they're only working with about half the alphabet. You know, yeah, the mics and audio equipment they're using to do the studies, they're already listening to things that they themselves wouldn't be able to hear with a key ear if they were. Same thing with elephants. They say that elephants actually uh they think not have a language per se, but definitely communicate, and they communicate over huge, large distances by like stomping on the ground, and that creates a sub uh rumbling. The rumbling is that they do too. Yeah, and they're using low frequency. Yeah, that travels for miles and miles and miles, whereas very high frequency stuff gets absorbed real quick and doesn't go anywhere. Right. Yeah, they're like the elephants are using a system that's basically the opposite of what dolphins and bats are doing. Well, actually, using low frequency versus high frequencies. I know that whales and like orcas especially, I think they use subharmonic uh uh stuff to like stun fish sometimes. I could be talking on my ass about that. No, no. I don't know. Well, let me just say this. Um over the past two minutes, this show sounded really intelligent. Right. Well, we'll put a stop to that in a matter of seconds, I'm sure. We got off drugs for a minute. While we're on the subject of animal intelligence and languages, I also saw a pretty cool documentary uh that was centered around New World monkeys in South America, and they were the documentary was to prove and display that so all these different species of monkeys live in very close proximity to one another, and they have their own series of of mating calls and warning cries and stuff. So let's say the Capuchins have a certain shriek that they make that indicates aerial presence, like a hawk or an owl or a harpy eagle or whatever is up there. And when the other Capuchins hear that sound, they all look up because they know that's what that means. And then they were showing that the others some of the other species had also learned what their their neighbors, because they have one word for or one scream for jaguars, one for snakes, one for birds. And when they hear that one, whatever the cry is, that's where they direct their fear and attention. They either look up or they look down or they look in the trees for snakes and stuff coming at them. And then it went on to point out that lying is most assuredly not uh strictly a human uh invention or within human culture, because these monkeys were also using lies to benefit themselves. Like, for example, one monkey found uh a particularly nice piece of fruit that it wanted to keep to itself. It was a rather smaller member of the tribe. Rather than go through the effort of trying to fight, it screamed out hawk, or whatever the sound is for hawk. All the monkeys look up, and while the other monkeys are looking up, he's hiding the banana, whatever it is, or trying to woof it down or whatever. And it was just fascinating to see the the rudimentary constructs of of social lying and and deceit that we use to navigate the world every day in something as simple as a fucking monkey. Then I can just imagine the the dart blowing uh native uh aboriginal or whatever that lives there and hunts the monkeys will eventually figure out the call that makes him look up so that he can like make it. No, yeah. He probably already knew it before the scientists ever even started this study. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, all the monkeys have words for a hawk. Yeah, yeah, we need we've known that our whole lives. Yeah, if my screen goes out, I lose all my light. Look how much light I just lost when it went dark for a second. It was wild. Put it on the stage. Well, here I got one to share that it uh we've been talking about wildlife, so we'll do a little feature here of wildlife. Now say what you like about the guy, whether you believe in all of his policies or not, but he's got a set of stones on him, right? Or at K Junior. Just snatching up a couple of snakes. What are they? Well, they're having I think the video labeled him as black racers or something like that, so they're not they're not venomous. Yeah, they're not yeah. But you know, still, he he didn't flinch, and he was also, you know, quick enough to grab a hold of him there. Not many people in government of his age are as spry as he is. Keep it on the tape, show them where they are. What were they? Okay, okay. Are they biting? Yeah, they're biting. He's looking for them. Shouldn't he be holding him uh by the head? Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Look where they are. All he needed to do was usher them over it back into the wild. This is purely performative for the camera. This is completely, you know, and and you read the title of what I put. I mean, this is the guy at school you you challenge to eat something off the fucking ground or something. Right. I mean, this is how does this guy land a chick like Cheryl Hines? I don't get it. It can't be the money, right? Yeah, when I first found out who he was married to, I I just could not reconcile her character on and curb your enthusiasm with this guy in real life. It was just impossible for me. Yeah, that's insane. That's insane. Anyway, I got a I got a few bars here. I got one left I wanted to share because it actually goes along with a story I have to tell about my landlord. Um yeah, this one this is this is it this is hilarious. So are you guys a couple? Are we a couple? Come on, girl. Let's get fair. My name is LaShawn, and this right here is my Samuel. It's just Samuel. And we're gonna great. How long have you guys been together? Well, we've been three years. It's been forever. We've been waiting forever. It's really important to know the person who is the bride. I am the bride. Pause this. Tell us all about your boy. So ever since these guys split up and uh Jordan Peel started making like horror films, I don't think I've seen the guy smile once. I I've never seen him crack a smile, make a joke. Like, I get that you're, you know, you're not part of a comedy duo anymore, but you don't have to be so serious all the damn time. I think I've seen him laugh at something, but anyway. Um, well, you know, we never thought it was important to have the piece of paper, so there's not any women. We gonna get the piece of paper. What do you think you guys will get me? There was a lot of hidden costs in the wedding. We all get married over here and over there and in the sky and on the cloud. It sounds like it's gonna be a big wedding. We're really gonna be real destination. Look at him, that's my man with his big heart. I'm sorry, my husband. You my husband now, but we just don't want to rub the shit into anything because stuff gets overturned. Remember, we're gonna California get a 14 carrot ring the size of 14 motherfucking carrots. That's what's up. Well, you two suddenly seem excited. Congratulations. I don't think that's a wonderful. We really just didn't think it was gonna pass. We're gonna have a house that's shaped like a unicorn, and we're gonna have five little girls. The name's gonna be Ethney, Carousel, Sequencing, Abercrombie, and Phantom. And we're gonna have a little dog named Ruffalo, and the dog's gonna have a cat named Myriad. All right, speaking of a little dog named Ruffalo, I made my niece squeal with laughter the other night. So for years, she has had this, it's and it's funny because she currently owns a 95-pound Doberman, but for years she's always expressed a want and a deep desire to own a Pomeranian, a little Pomeranian dog. To which she claims, to which she claims that all of them are named Bruce or Brucie, and that they're all boys, regardless of whether they're girls or not, and that that's what you know, they're just these little gay dogs named Brucie, and she wants one. Well, for some reason, recently she has a new fixation. She still wants a Brucie, don't get me wrong, but she also now apparently really wants a corgi. Because she had some dream about the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she had some dream where she had a corgi, and its name was watermelon, right? Now there was this popular meme going around a couple of years ago. I don't know if if Dr. Rick Chip has seen it or Dean maybe, but it was some guy, some like urban guy saying, Watamalone, watermelon, like mispronouncing watermelon and saying, It's you know, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. It was all over uh social media. I I can't explain the popularity of it any more than I could like six, seven, but it's it was a thing there for a while. So the other day I was spinning some yarn with Brooke on the phone, and I told her that um she said something she was working and somebody cut her off in traffic and she was all mad, and then she goes, Oh, they got a puppy, I can't be mad. And I said, You know, you could be robbed if if I had a puppy, I could probably just get you to give me whatever money you had on you. And she's like, Yeah, absolutely. And I said, you know, I would really double double double whammy you too, because I'd show up with uh two puppies. I said, one would be a Brucie and one would be a watermelon, and she's like, Oh my god. I said, and then the Brucie would be a boy and the watermelon would be a girl, and you could breed them, and then you could have little Brucie Malones. And when I said Brucie Malone as the name for the new, because we couldn't decide between Corgoranian uh or Pomorgi, what you would call a cross between a corgi and a Pomeranian, but I took the the individual names of the ones she wanted and combined them together. So we're gonna create a new breed of dogs, Brucey Malone. Somehow sounds almost gayer than the skit. It kind of is, and that's what made me think of it too. But uh so eventually we're gonna be selling Bruce Malone's for top dollar. These these puppy mills are gonna have a new product. The only reason I actually even put put up uh pick that skit um is uh you know, my my gay landlords just got married, I don't know, what was like six months ago, not even. They this the reason I was uh you know dog sitting was apparently they went to Mexico. I didn't even know where they went, they just said they were leaving for Memorial Day. Well, apparently they went to Mexico, they come back and I go, Well, how was your trip? And the landlord, the the older guy, the guy that owns a place, looks at me and goes, Well, we bought a house. I'm like, Oh, really? I was like, Oh, no shit, that's that's great. It's gone's killer. I'm sure it was cheap. She's like, Yeah, yeah, it was really cheap. And then his uh then the the trophy wife comes out, the younger of the two, and he's like, Oh my god, it's amazing. It's so great. Wait, I can't wait to show you the pictures. And I'm like, Sue, are you guys moving? And the the older guy immediately goes, I'm not. And the other guy's kind of like I don't know what's going on. Wow. I I don't know if there's gonna be an uh an appointment. Are they married soon? Or is it just a couple? Okay. Yeah, they got married. I played at their wedding. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, yeah. They just got married. Yeah. It's like, I don't know what's I don't know what's happening here. And then then I saw that skid, I was like, well, that's very synchronic synchronicity or something going on. There I'm like, I don't know, I don't know what's happening here. So because the one guy's like, he's telling me the place is like a two-bedroom, two-bath right on the ocean, like literally like right on the beach. I'm like, well, that sounds great. I asked, I was I asked him, I was like, uh, you know, as long as you know you gotta bribe the cops down there. And he says they already even got pulled over while they were there. Like, could you imagine? And especially that one guy, the guy with the polar disorder or whatever, bipolar. I I can't imagine I I could see him getting killed down there very easily, like just getting shot because he doesn't at the very least kidnapped and held for ransom. No, oh no, no, no, no. They couldn't take him for more than five, ten minutes. They just shoot him in the head. What was that movie with Dennis Leary, the ref? Remember that movie where he he uh he's like robbing a house and he takes this couple. I think it's oh yeah, yeah, uh John Cusack or something. Anyway, and the couple fights with each other so badly that he eventually he likes gives up on the robbery and the yeah, basically spends the whole time as a marriage therapist refereeing a fight between these two. They tried to kidnap that guy about after about 10 minutes. They'd either just kick him out or two. We're over an hour now, guys. What good timing, too, because the chip just froze. We're driving up headlights. I I following them to the place where they're getting married, all right? The day of the wedding. We're following them to the house where they're getting married. Now, okay, it's a stressful day. They're getting married. He's planned all this stuff, and you know, he's the trophy wife that's in charge of everything. We get there, and there's like a truck parked in the front of the driveway of where we're supposed to be going with like a motorcycle on it, like he's trying to deliver it somewhere. This guy pulls up, immediately gets out of his car, and just starts screaming at this guy in the truck. I'm amazed the guy in the truck didn't just start kicking his ass, truthfully. He was just like just start screaming, what the fuck are you doing here in the way? I mean, that's that's what this guy's like. He's either like the nicest guy in the world or that. It's like I good luck in Mexico. He would not survive a Mexican kidnapping with that kind of attitude. The cartels are gonna love you. I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen. It's gonna be I I'm I'm interested to see. I hope it plays out before I, you know, I don't know. If any of our listeners or viewers have a theory as to what might happen, they could certainly call and let us know at 904-549-9024. He he told me what section of Mexico too, and I didn't really pay attention. I should have paid attention. But uh I think it's on the West Coast, but I I don't know. I have no idea. But yeah, one of them is like, I ain't moving. The other one's like, it's really nice. So we'll see what happens. All right, I guess we're about done here, right? Yeah, I think I'm out of clips, so I think we're good. Yeah, perfect timing. We're about an hour. Yeah, like, comment, share, and subscribe. And for God's sake, somebody call and leave us a message or call during the show, or you know, and hopefully it'll be a day when we're actually at the right time, at the right tag. Even if our if if our Russian, if our single Russian fan listening behind the former Iron Curtain is still out there listening, even you know, please drop us another line. Let us know that you're okay. We're worried about you. We want to make sure nothing happened to you after your comment. Yeah, it was a mean mother. All right, guys, we'll see you next time. Thanks, guys.