Ep. 61 - The Slack Doctors Episode 61 We're Trying Now

Are the Docs putting in effort (not very slack of them). A quick YouTube update, good news for a change. Dr. Bob's mail mishap, what would you have done?  Another fine example of " Clown Blood" from Dr. Bob. Is J.D.Vance preparing to jump ship? Why did Peter Thiel flee to Argentina? The Docs react to the D.O.J. gaslighting the public in fine fashion. Docs talk about the upcoming massive A.I. datacenter coming to Palm Beach County (is DeSantis backpedaling?). Who wouldn't pay a little more for child free spaces? What's the weirdest food you've ever tried? Do ya think the officer maybe overreacted just a tad? Docs give an update on the one-armed driver who went viral, she won her case. BEAR SCARE!! Only Van Halen can save us now. The Isle of Man TT race is the ballsiest sport on Earth.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:18

All right, here we are once again in the uh digital domain for another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob.

SPEAKER_15 0:28

And I'm producer Dean. Hi.

SPEAKER_03 0:30

Woo-hoo. Who? The Podmaster.

SPEAKER_16 0:34

Not the dungeon. The siren, guys. I didn't even hear it. You don't hear the siren? Yeah. No, I haven't heard it.

SPEAKER_15 0:44

Livens up the show.

SPEAKER_16 0:45

Nice. It's a siren or a dog barking, and we always got something going on. Frogs ribboting.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

Yeah, so I actually was watching that uh episode from a week ago that just dropped, and uh definitely not doing the uh the clips from the PC anymore because that me looking up is just that's a bad look.

SPEAKER_16 1:07

Try to tell you as we were starting out.

SPEAKER_03 1:08

Yeah, I mean at least at least it wasn't bad closely, but it was like, yeah, that just looks kind of stupid, me looking up there. It does make it a little easier, but not that easier, and you know, yada yada, whatever. And the other thing.

SPEAKER_16 1:19

We have a new system now, too, or you know, now that I'm calling you before the show to tell you what clips I'm gonna share. You're literally just surprised We're actually putting Slack.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

We're actually putting a phone call's worth of effort into every episode now.

SPEAKER_16 1:32

Yeah, as opposed to just surprising each other. I mean, how many times did I get ready to pull up a clip or whatever, and you're like, yeah, I have that one pulled up for you to do it. I'm like, yeah, I have that one pulled up too. And even bigger development, I've actually been sending Chip, Dr. Chip, some clips here and there that I think might be pertinent or useful on the show. So I feel like you're really stepping up the production value here at the Slack Doctors. Oh, uh, here's a little update, a nice YouTube update. Because I'm always Dr. Bob is always ranting and bitching about copyright policy and community guidelines. I get up this morning, I check my email, and I notice that there's something from YouTube, and I see, because of course I'm just seeing the trailer, like the first sentence, I see the word copyright already. I'm in a bad mood. I'm like, oh, you dirty whores. What is it this time, you know? But this time it was actually bright, cheerful news. Um, the short that we put up where we were uh that that guy can kick, or the guy that was doing karaoke to the kiss song, you know. Right, right, right. We got a copyright strike on that for use of the music. And of course, I disputed it. And when you dispute it, the the person who claims it has 30 days to whatever assert their dominance in whatever legal fashion they can, and they didn't, so they removed it. So woo-hoo, that one's back up. Sweet.

SPEAKER_15 2:55

Kudos to us. We didn't put the music on there, did we? No.

SPEAKER_16 3:00

Well, no, it was part of the clip that somebody else had already put up that they had no issue with. But you know, I was thinking about that too. And when we when we get mad about the hypocrisy of this and say, well, that was on this other channel, we don't know if their channel was also demonetized for it, or if they're not like they might have gotten the same depressing email we did, and and they, you know, I mean, we still leave ours up, they still leave theirs up, but maybe we're all getting fucked the same way.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

And or may they actually may have paid for it. That too. That too. Who knows? You know, yeah. The other thing I I noticed about the uh episode from a week ago is how many times, and I don't know if you guys find yourself doing it, but how many times, like at least three or four times in that episode, I caught myself saying a word that was not the word I meant to say at all. Like I'll be watching, I'm like, Okay, oh no, that's not what I meant to say. What the hell was what was I thinking? And I'll put I'll put like I think I put a word Israel instead of Russia once when I was trying to say Russia, and I said Israel instead by accident. It's like something, you know, and like two or three other times in the in that you know, week ago episode, I was like, no, that's not what that's not the word I wanted there. What the hell?

SPEAKER_16 4:10

This is a little slack doctor's retractions and brain fart admission, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

Yeah, well, you know, it's getting older. I'm getting older, man. My mom, you know, had the Alzheimer's pretty bad, but I don't take the statins, but still. Don't don't take my word as you know, as gospel on anything.

SPEAKER_16 4:27

So how often do you guys check your mail, your physical snail mail, your mailbox? Daily? Every day. Every day. All right. Old school. What about you, Dr.

SPEAKER_03 4:35

Chip? Mine's just sitting up like I've got YouTube on one tab, and it tells me if I got a new one on. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_16 4:42

Your mail, your act, your mailbox, letters. Oh, no, my neighbor does.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

He sticks he stuffs them through the cat door.

SPEAKER_16 4:49

Okay. Well, because I pay most of my bills online, I I don't really check my mail that often. It's always just junk and crap and shite. And unless I'm expecting something, I'll go days, sometimes even a week, right? So the point of that is to say that this morning I went outside to have a cigarette, went and checked the mail. One of the letters was from GRU, GRU, which is basically FPL here in Gainesville. It's your electric company. So I didn't even look closely at the outside of the envelope. As soon as I saw it was GRU, I just tore it open because I'm assuming it's my upcoming bill. And, you know, again, I'm gonna pay it electronically anyway, and I'm gonna get an email, but I'll look at it here in the park a lot, see what the amount's gonna be. Turns out it wasn't for me. It was wrongly addressed. It was for the guy in apartment G, uh, and it was delivered on like May 18th, and it was a letter telling him that I'll turn your electricity off if you don't pay your bill. I feel a little bad about it, but it's definitely a day late and a dollar short. It's not like I'm gonna go knock on his door and go, hey man, sorry I accidentally got your mail. Uh it's been real quiet in your apartment, and I think I understand why. Yeah, they sent him another one already. Hey, is your electric still on? Yeah, if he didn't know, you know, that's on you, really, bud. That's not my problem. You know, it's funny more of a postal department issue.

SPEAKER_15 6:02

So did you bring it to him?

SPEAKER_16 6:04

No. Did you yeah, at that point? I did just throw it away. At this point, it's you know, it was eight, eight or nine days ago. Like it either happened and the situation was resolved or it didn't happen or whatever, but yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:16

But um, uh, you remember your idea of doing the uh Colin Jost uh Michael Che thing about writing the joint? You know, I've been thinking, like not really racking my brain per se, but just kind of casually trying to think of jokes to write that you would read per se that you know to be that would be funny. And I just I'm having a hard time doing it. I would, I would I think it would be easier for me to write jokes for me to say that would be, you know, more. But you know who I thought would be really good at writing the jokes for you? Your sister, yeah, your niece. Yeah, yeah, you know, anyone of the.

SPEAKER_16 6:51

Well, it's funny that you say that because like I have a couple of things written down, little little anecdotes and stuff to talk about before we get into clips. And one of them directly involves my sister and and clown blood and the botherings and all of that. So here's a little sampling of what I did recently to irritate the shit out of her on the phone. Because, of course, my sister close, she's concerned about my health. I got all these issues going on now, again, with the pancreas and whatnot. So I tell her, I lead her into the story by telling her, uh, yeah, I talked to my GI doctor, and uh um he's got more ideas on ways to uh more holistic means of treating this. He's actually like, you know, more open-minded than I thought. Apparently, he's into some oriental eastern medicine and things like that. And he told me that there are nerve endings that, you know, the reflexology can address that lead directly from the GI tract and the and the pancreatic area, pancreas area to the soles of the feet. And so, long story short, um, I need you to rub my feet in order to possibly help cure me with this, right? Then I went on to add that he he had told me that pheromones play a key issue in this, and therefore, even though it seems contraindicatory, but you really need to not bathe. So I'm like, so sadly, I need you to rub my smelly, they gotta stink, and I need you to rub them while they stink. And uh then she chived, you know, she chirps back, why don't you just pay somebody to rub your feet? I said, I asked him that, you know, and it's funny, he told me that the production of oxytocin in the body, also known as the love hormone, is one of the key components to the whole healing holistic manner of this. So they need to be rubbed with love. They need to stink and they need to be rubbed with love. And clearly you're the closest and only person that loves me enough to do it. And then to finally just to top it off and put the icing on the cake, I said no time. Yeah, also like biofeedback and meditation, absolute concentration is required. So it's gotta be quiet. So you need to shut up, you need to sit quietly and lovingly rub my stinky feet in order to help me cure my pancreas. Oh man. Oh, that's brilliant. That's freaking brilliant. Yeah. She was pretty pissed by the end of it, but her daughter, my niece, uh highly amused as well by the whole idea, and has already called her and said, You need to help Uncle Rom.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

Why don't you get them to call into the show? They they've got to have a lot of.

SPEAKER_16 9:11

I'm trying, they're they're both scared to do it. I've even tried to like my sister and I have attempted once or twice, but it didn't work out, to use an app to record, just record our phone call to each other. Oh, so I could then take that recording and just pull out some gold which speaking of which, it's funny you should mention that.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Because I actually have I actually you remember you were saying I should take a uh a trip around the uh around the pool? Hold on, now I gotta figure out how to get back to I'm gonna be the first one to share here real quick. Hold on a minute. Now how do I get See I don't know how to share this without how do I pull it up and share it at the same time? Alright, so uh never mind. I'm not gonna be able to do this. I have a little clip of um uh of my pool area, but it's not. I I it's on my like uh through the magic of editing, if you can send it to the Yeah, I'm gonna have to send it to him. It's in my gallery. I'll have to I'll have to mail it to you. And how do I cancel this? Oh, there we go, cancel. All right, never mind. Yeah, I'll have to send it to you. Uh you'll be able to stick it in. But I took a little f couple of seconds around the pool with which is very odd to have to do it with a laptop. That's the only thing worthy of being a camera I had to even try to do it with, which is obviously why I can't.

SPEAKER_15 10:36

If you'd update your phone, you could use your phone.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

New smartphone. Yeah, you mean buy by update, you mean buy one, which is basically what you mean.

SPEAKER_16 10:46

Yeah, yeah. You can't update the thing you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know I mean you could disguise it as a uh communicator and take it to a Star Trek con if you wanted. That'd be kind of cool.

SPEAKER_05 10:56

I do feel like that would be a good one.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Yeah, I that's exactly beat me up, Scotty. Get me out of here. All right. You want to get into some uh voicemails first or what? Uh yeah, I think we only have one. Okay. All right. Well, I know what it is. I actually have even more updated information on it, too.

SPEAKER_04 11:21

Computers. Oh, there we go.

SPEAKER_16 11:23

All right, here we go. Yeah, there's just one.

SPEAKER_02 11:27

Uh I'm seeing reports that uh JD Vance is being pressured to resign. Uh apparently he kissed off Trump by leaking something to someone, yada yada yada. I don't buy it. I don't buy it one bit. I think it's all bullshit. I got a feeling that Seal and his wife, JD, can see the writing on the wall. And and if in fact it's what is happening, JD Vance did it on purpose. He wants to get on Trump's bad side, resign, get kicked out, whatever the hell. I guess Trump can't kick him out, he's got to resign. But then he can now team up with like a massie or something, pretend that you know, come out, oh yeah, I was against Iran the whole time. I don't buy it. I don't buy it.

SPEAKER_16 12:16

That's a pretty good theory. Uh it's funny that Massey came out as messy. Sorry about that. Um, I like how it auto-transcribed Massey to mess. Uh but you know that that's a great theory because he was completely against Trump to begin with.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Everybody, well, and this is the other thing. Everybody that was is like so pro-Trump, pro uh uh go go Iran, all used to be uh never Trumpers. Uh Shapiro, uh what's his name? Mark uh Levin, uh uh Rubio, uh JD Vance. When you know, long time ago, they were all never Trumpers. And now, if if you watch, as he's making a deal that's pissing off Netanyahu, going, no, wait, we can't stop now. And he's like, nah, nah, we're probably gonna have to stop. They're all all of a sudden now they're almost going back to being never Trumpers again. So it's like Trump's really got himself in a pickle here because he's really split the Republican Party right down the middle. And here's the thing. Now he's a lame duck, so they're you know, there's it's time to get off that train. Oh, not only that, before I forget, did you hear about now he says he doesn't care about the midterms? I mean, obviously he's he plans on doing everything he's gonna do before the mid midterms because he knows after the midterms it might be all over. I mean, he's he's real I think he's really saying that just out of bravado because of a couple of the guys that he backed got elected, like Ed Gallagher or whatever. Um But here's the other thing. Did you hear about uh Peter Thiel?

SPEAKER_16 13:58

Uh no. What about well, I mean, what about him? He fled the country.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

No, I have not heard that. He fled the country, and I'll give you I'll give you two guesses, because you're gonna get the first one wrong. I'll give you two guesses where he went. Right? Israel wrong. Okay, um Cuba. Close. Where is Venezuela? Where is no, no, where is the South American Israel now? Brazil? No.

SPEAKER_16 14:31

Just tell me, dude. I'm not gonna go through all the things.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

You haven't heard about Argentina? No. Oh, yeah, that fucking crazy Malay guy is hardcore Zionist. They've been burning down forests in Argentina, being set on fire by some fucking raging, rampant Zionist. Have you heard about this, Dean? I heard something about it, but go ahead. So that's where Theel went. He went to Argentina. He's out, he's out of the country. So I'm wondering if what's going on here is, you know, uh JD was in in charge of tanking all the invest all these negotiations, whether it be from Trump's instruction or from Netanyahu's instruction, that can be debated. But he was being sent there to basically make sure there was no kind of deal. And that I think what happened is Trump and his team fed him some info as bait to see if he was leaking shit. He told his boyfriend Peter, Peter told Netanyahu, it got back to Trump, and there you go, bingity bang, that's your leaker. And now he's like, okay, this guy's out. So I I don't know. I don't know. I think the whole thing's it's gonna fall apart before midterms if you know he's only got till then. They've got to finish up whatever they're gonna do, because I think after by by this November, I think they're done. I think they're pretty much gonna be they're gonna at the very least impeach him, try to remove him, at the very least just obstruct everything he's gonna try to do.

SPEAKER_16 16:00

Yeah, I think it'll be the obstruction route.

SPEAKER_03 16:03

Yeah, at that's the very least. But anyway. All right, so anyway, that's all the that's the one uh voicemail. That that's only really politic-y. Oh, you know, I only got one other I think I only have one other politicky type clip even to talk about, but uh we'll get to that.

SPEAKER_16 16:20

No, I have one that could be construed that way, but that's not the point that I'm gonna make about it. But all right, go ahead. You go ahead and get do a clip for first. Uh all right. Well yeah, I guess I'll do the one the only one I think might be kind of politic-y, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 16:48

Um you said this is the end of the Epstein uh of your review of the Epstein file. So just to clarify, are is the public going to learn the identities of the men who abuse the girls with the information that you're releasing? And if not, why not? And then I have a quick follow-up.

SPEAKER_16 17:07

The stuff that's about to come out of this guy's mouth right now is is a level of gaslighting that I've never seen ever exhibited before on stage. It's it's it's impressive in its audacity, and the hand gestures just get completely out of control.

SPEAKER_11 17:22

You just baked in an assumption into your question that I have never said and I don't know to be true. Is the public going to learn about men that abuse these girls? Like, what does that mean? I don't understand what that means.

SPEAKER_16 17:33

First of all, yeah, what does that mean? Well, it means exactly what it said. It was pretty plain English.

SPEAKER_03 17:39

But what is the what is the definition of is exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_11 17:54

Um through Epstein's We said in July, um, and it remains as true today as it was in July. Um, if we had information, we meeting the Department of Justice about men who abused women, we would um we would we would prosecute them, right? We talked about the work that we're doing. That's why I said that. There's that I said this earlier. There's this built-in assumption that somehow there's this hidden tranche of information of men that we know about that we're covering up or that we're not we're choosing not to prosecute. That is not the case. I don't know whether there are men out there that abuse these women.

SPEAKER_16 18:28

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't know. Why then why the fuck is Ghlaine Maxwell even in jail just for literally helping one guy for just for Epstein? Because it was all the girls were for him.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

I mean No, no, clearly, clearly, Dr. Bob, let me explain to you. Dan Bongino, Cash Patel, and Bondi, clearly, they were all lying pieces of shit just getting clickbait. Before they were American heroes.

SPEAKER_16 18:57

Yeah. I mean, look, whatever Patel's, whatever Cash Patel saw literally. Don't forget about Get's breath. Yeah, but whatever Cash Patel saw literally almost blew his eyes out of his head. Like he turned him into Marty Feldman overnight.

SPEAKER_03 19:09

Damn the Dino too, and they walked out of that one room and he's looking like, oh my God, what did I just see? I mean, come on, guys.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

And then it means that.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Yeah, don't get me started on those guys. But here's here's the other thing about that. I I I just remembered, I forgot all about I was going to invite this guy for today's show, but we're going to try and get this guy off of X. His name is Daniel G. And we've had a long contentious uh debate about this very subject. And I, because I had said something about Trump being a rapist, and and and that I had seen somewhere, and I've seen it since, and I'm sure it could be found. Some FBI documents of of sworn testimony from what they've said was, you know, a legitimate, you know, witness or victim, whatever, that you know, the 13-year-old that says she, you know, was supposed to go down on him and she gave him a toothy head, so he slapped her or something. All right. So I mentioned that, and he's like, Oh, well, you gotta show me the proof. And I'm like, I I'm not in the FBI, dude. I don't how am I gonna show you the proof? And I'm that so so he keeps baiting back and forth, like, oh, you don't have any proof, you're just this and that, you're just full of you full of shit, this, that, and I'm the other thing, and I'm and he's uh So his basic contention is that Epstein was the only guy that blame didn't traffic anybody to anybody other than Epstein. Right, not even Prince Andrew, right, right, yeah. Not even Les Weather.

SPEAKER_15 20:42

Yeah, yeah, no, it was just him. I mean, we saw a video of Bill Clinton in what, a hot tub or pool with one of the girls? I mean, hey, that doesn't prove anything. That doesn't prove it.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

Now here's the thing. He made such a good point that at one point I finally flipped and I said, you know what? You're right. I don't think there's proof that anybody raped anybody, including Epstein. What proof do we have that he raped anybody? And he goes, Oh, I could show you proof, and I'm like, okay, let me see it. And he shows me a disposition of a court case that says he did. That's not evidence that he did. That's evidence that the court says he did. Give it 10 years, 15 years, I might be able to show you that with Trump too. It took him 10, 15 years to get that, right? It's not like as soon as they found out he was raping kids, they were like, all right, convicted. Now it's like 10 years later. All right, so give Trump 10 years, I might be able to show you something like that. But it but that's not even really evidence. Show me the evidence that he raped anybody. Oh, it's like, oh, uh, you know, no, there's no that we don't have access to the evidence that was presented in the case. We don't have access to the uh, you know, like the DNA rape kit shit like that could exist or whatever. We don't get, you know, get get to okay, here, I got it. Right here, see? And it's the guy's whole premise is so ridiculously stupid, and he just argues so you know, all right, whatever, dude. But I I flipped on him finally, like, all right, show me the yeah, you know, all right, so Epstein didn't rape anybody either. Free Gis Lane. That's all I'm saying. Show me the evidence or or set her free. I'm on the free gas lane.

SPEAKER_16 22:24

You know, clone some clone or whatever. Right.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

And then now, have you also seen that seen now people saying that that this guy, Palm Beach Pete, is actually Epstein? Yeah. I've seen that. You know, they have one pretty compelling piece of evidence, and that is the picture of those lower teeth. They are exactly the same. Now then I've also seen pictures of the ears, which are slightly different, and that's supposedly even better than a fingerprint, but that I've heard them saying that a plastic surgeon could slightly change your ear a little bit, whatever. And clearly, if that was that was actually Jeffrey Jepperson, he would have some other work done as well on his face or whatever, but maybe not his teeth. I don't know. Uh uh, but who knows? We do love a good conspiracy here, so who knows if it's actually him.

SPEAKER_16 23:11

Yeah, yeah. Every year the it's easier and easier to believe him because the technology makes it easier and easier between surgery and AI and Photoshop and doctoring and Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:23

It's probably one of the last, this is probably the only actually um last one that is actually political. And I wanted to talk about this just because this is this is right here, and I don't know I don't know where this is.

SPEAKER_10 23:41

Three times bigger than Elon Musk. Well, let's start from the beginning. The data center is gonna create 24-7 noise. This noise travels for miles. You're looking at the plans for a new hyperscale AI data center called Project.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Now, this is does this say I can't really see it on this side of the side.

SPEAKER_16 24:08

I looked into it, it's it's locked Lock Sahichi. It's in the Palm Beach County, but it's right off of uh Southern, right? Uh somewhere out west on in Palm Beach County. Right. I'm not sure the exact street of it is a million square feet.

SPEAKER_10 24:20

That's more than three times bigger than Elon Musk's Colossus data center. And the data center would be located here, right next to the community of Arden, where about 7,000 people live. And right next to this elementary school, less than 2,000 feet away. We went to a town hall meeting in West Palm Beach to hear about residents' concerns. The most solution is extremely concerning with the elementary school right now store.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

The water consumption that it's going to take to cool this down, and then what are they gonna do with all this contaminated water?

SPEAKER_03 24:49

All right. So, you know first of all, the water's not really contaminated, but I is just gonna say that. I was just gonna say, look, if they're using water just to run through a pipe and cool something, it doesn't contaminate it. It's just yeah, that heats it up. You know, maybe if there's some fish in it or something, it gets sucked in they might get, you know, boiled or something.

SPEAKER_16 25:08

The two worst things about it are the infrasound, the low-level frequency sounds that it produces that are really bad for pretty much anything that lives relatively close to it and the people that work there, and the electricity consumption and what it's going to do to uh residential electricity you know rate in that in Palm Beach County.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

Right. Well, that's the let's talk about the power consumption. Why don't they just make these places build like a little mini power station and do their own power, or or even better yet, a little mini um, you know, little mini nuclear plant like they have on a nuclear sub or a nuclear icebreaker or something like that.

SPEAKER_16 25:47

You know, two reasons. Well, one thing, some of these places do have little generators like that, especially some of the ones out west, you know, diesel power stations or whatever that produce the electricity on site. And it's still using, but yeah, at least it's not draining from the local grid. Right. And that probably creates the reason for the small not for the using the small nuclear is basically regulation. Oh, yeah. The regulation required to to build any kind of nuclear plant. I mean, nuclear really is the uh the perfect solution. It's not nearly as dangerous as people think. The technology has gotten much, much better. It's extremely dependable. Yeah. But it's so hard that you can't get anybody to invest in the building of any of these things because the the regulations push the timeline out so long that it takes so long to get an ROI that nobody will put money into it.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

Right. Yeah. That that's and this is, you know, in the the free free state of Florida, we still have choking regulations.

SPEAKER_16 26:45

And then the other thing we mock the French, you know, they've they're one of the few countries that really have gone on all in on nuclear plants, and that's like the vast majority of their energy comes from nuclear, really. I don't know. They're not paying Russia Russian oil prices and natural gas prices.

SPEAKER_03 26:59

Good for them. Good for them. And then the other thing nobody talks about is like uh, yeah, who's the uh brilliant developer that decided to obviously you can't build one of these places in a place that's zoned residential. Who's the idiot uh you know uh developer that says, hey, let's put up a big giant development out in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of agricultural and industrial developments, you know, uh zoning. And then you, you know, when you when you go out and fucking bum fuck nowhere to look at a place, you might want to think, well, this just got a lot of empty space around it, but uh maybe they'll build something some you know there someday. It's not gonna always be empty. If we live here now, you know, people are gonna start bringing stuff here and building stuff here. And yeah, uh, you know, that this whole you gotta I don't know. You you gotta buyers beware, folks.

SPEAKER_16 27:49

Don't, you know. If you if you trip well, I mean if you have the money and you truly want to be alone and secluded, you not only have to buy something, but you have to buy the things around it.

SPEAKER_03 27:58

Well, yeah, and and trust me, and these developments, you you're not really alone or secluded, you're right next door to another house exactly like yours, you know, but you're on in a little nest and then there's nothing else for a long, you know, for miles and miles and miles. And it's nice. They're new and they're nice, and you got your little community, and but you're out in the middle of bum fuck whatever, and you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_16 28:24

Anyway. And now, you know, officially 55, you know, we we can get a place where children are simply not allowed, you know. Never have to hear that horrific screeching again, right? Which brings me, segues me into a clip to share here. All right.

SPEAKER_12 28:39

I just saw a story on the news about the majority of Americans wanting child-free restaurants to avoid children screaming. Back when I was a kid, we didn't need child-free restaurants. You know why? Because your parents already handled it. You started acting up in a public place and your mama hit you with a look, that thing was so hard it your nervous system rebooted.

SPEAKER_16 29:08

Look, my mom was extremely permissive, and even she wouldn't allow uh the types of behavior that you see exhibited in public nowadays, right? It's not like she would pop me in the mouth or anything, but I knew that hard times were coming.

SPEAKER_12 29:21

And if your daddy quietly said, Come on, go into the restroom. That wasn't a bathroom trip.

SPEAKER_16 29:31

That was I've seen that, you know, never had kids and dad wasn't around, but as a you know, as a man and an adult, I've been in the bathroom in restaurants or whatnot and seen that you know, somebody get brought in for a little tune-up.

SPEAKER_12 29:43

The closed door management meeting that concluded with an actual butt whooping.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

See, we didn't have a motivational meeting.

unknown 29:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 29:52

Those kind of restaurants attitude just why? Because we didn't have iPads. We had fear, crayons, a paper placement to just stare at with amazement. And somehow, society survived.

SPEAKER_03 30:05

I think I just got the the next name of my next band, Fear and Crayons.

SPEAKER_16 30:10

Yeah. But the reason I wanted to share that was, I mean, obviously, I all three of us agree wholeheartedly with that man's sentiment, you know. Absolutely. I actually do think that that look, there's a lot of things in this world world that you charge extra for, a premium for. And I'm sorry to say, but a movie theater, a restaurant, or you know, a place like that that does exclude kids, that's worth paying for. You know what I mean? I don't even want to hear the tune-up process. I don't even want to hear them being corrected. Even if the parents are doing the right thing. You know, you can't be right all the time.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

Not only that, I mean that's definitely worth as two guys that got uh raised by single mothers. I I we couldn't afford to go to a lot of no nice places like that, you know. So it's like when we were kids, it was like, I never got to, you know. And if I did, it was like, yeah, you keep your mouth shut. You know, luckily I didn't need anything expensive. I was I was a picky eater, and uh yeah, so and and you know what I even like better than the than the dragging the kids to the restroom is when they just they just go ahead and they're gonna take them right outside and open the door with the kids' head. Plam. I've seen that a lot of people.

SPEAKER_15 31:18

I can't tell you how many times I I grabbed my kids and just dragged them outside. And yeah, you gotta otherwise it's like you're gonna need to get them out of there, you know?

SPEAKER_16 31:27

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 31:29

Unbelievable. Yeah, you know, I so many times I'm in in a restaurant and I hear kids screaming, or they're running around, and I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_16 31:41

And if you put your foot out to trip them, suddenly you're the bad guy.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Right. I gotta say, one time I waited on a couple with this kid, and he was quite the well-behaved kid. But what amazed me was I go up and I take this table's order, and the parents order the cheapest thing on the menu, and the kid gets the most expensive thing, the lobster tails. And I'm like, he he orders this, and I'm looking at the parents like, really? Give them the lobster tails, and they're like, Yeah. So I guess if you're well behaved and you get rewarded, I don't know.

SPEAKER_16 32:13

I uh I used to work at this bougie place, it's no longer there, but it was in City Place called Angelo, Angelo Maxies or something like that. I didn't work there very long. But this one couple that had a I'm bad at guessing the ages of kids, but I would say maybe less than two, maybe 18 months. I don't know, little toddler fangs. That's you that's usually little kids.

SPEAKER_03 32:34

Too young to even take it.

SPEAKER_16 32:35

Well behaved, but the point of the story is this is what the twice I guess they came in. The kid ate steak tartar. Oh. Raw beef. Yeah, prepared table side, and the kid woofed it down like like a like a fucking werewolf. I guess that could be like eating. There was another kid that used to come into Howley's with his parents, and this kid was maybe six or seven, like he was, you know, he could talk and whatnot. And he would get the Nova platter and just eat all he wanted was the salmon.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Just smoked salmon, just woofing it down. I guess, man. I mean, kids got good constitution, I guess. I mean, isn't that kind of like eat the purpose of eating dirt is to get all the the bacteria, the microbes, and all the things, and you know, I don't know. Maybe that's when you're a kid, is when you're supposed to try that stuff.

SPEAKER_16 33:23

And I don't know. Once waiting tables, this was back at uh at the bomb group, I think, when they still had a smoking, maybe it was the bomb group or maybe flannagans, I don't remember where, but it was so long ago that they still had a smoking section. Yeah, and of course, I always tried to work in the smoking section because people that smoke drink usually, and therefore your check is bigger and you make more money. Um, so this lady came in by herself. I think she might have been waiting for her husband or maybe not. She had a kid that was still a baby, like the kind of baby in a carrier where you have to take one of the high chairs and flip it upside down so it makes forms that cradle that you put the carrier thing in. So she and she's sitting in the smoking section, so I'm already like uh the hypocrisy, I can feel the levels rising. She complains to me that the air conditioner is blowing right on their table, and she goes, the AC is blowing cold air right on my baby. And then I said, Yeah, he's probably blowing, it's probably blowing all the smoke from this section directly into his face, too. So she got mad and then it wanted, you know, basically wanted to get a different server, which I was more than happy to not wait on that table. But yeah, even as a single young man with no kids, I was like, this is fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Right. That's funny. Oh, speaking of which, um, speaking of eating raw meat, what do you guys think about that uh stuff with the ticks? And the uh Lone Star tick, yeah. And how what's it what's that disease called?

SPEAKER_16 34:47

Gow not gal moss or something? I can't remember the name of it, but it basically makes you allergic to meat and potentially dairy and even pork and other yeah. Uh I've heard that it's a big conspiracy and that the ticks are being released on purpose that it's funded by yeah, by Bill Gates, so that we all have to eat lab grown meat and and near meat, shit like that. I tell you what, man, I checked out a new restaurant here locally uh yesterday and um uh just for lunch special, you know what I mean? And I ordered the meatloaf, and the meatloaf was like, dude, it definitely had some kind of filler in it that was either not meat or yeah, it was not good. Super salty. I I took like three bites of it. I'm like, yeah, no, this is this is no bueno.

SPEAKER_03 35:29

Well, meatloaf is mostly breading anyway.

SPEAKER_16 35:32

I mean, it's isn't meatloaf meat and breading, like kind of I mean it's meat with something some binder, you know, either breadcrumbs or personally when I make meatloaf, I use oatmeal, which is a really good binder. That sounds weird. But it's you know, it's when you make meatloaf at home, it's mostly meat. To quote the Princess Bride.

SPEAKER_15 35:51

Mostly I wouldn't know. I used to eat raw hamburger when I was a kid. My mom would be making burgers and I used to I didn't care.

SPEAKER_16 36:04

Yeah, you're alive. Look at me. Look, when we were kids, you know, we we were tempered in in filth. That's basically what built our immune system. Right.

SPEAKER_03 36:14

I gotta say, I I ate steak tartare in uh Riems, France. That wasn't a good idea. That didn't turn out well.

SPEAKER_16 36:24

I've tried a few super bougie things just because I was in a a time and a place where it was, you know, it was on offer. I'm like, well, I'm never gonna get to try this again. Um even when I was young, like you know, when I like trying the frog legs and the rabbit and uh escargot, which was I didn't it was just gross. But the worst of all of them was uh sweetbreads. I don't know if you've ever heard of the term sweetbreads, but let me assure you that they are neither sweet nor are they comprised of bread. They're basically like oh no, nay, sir. No, they're they're they're like the pituitary gland of a cow or something. It's some fucking horrible organ meat from a part of the cow's body that nobody should have ever even investigated. It's hideous. Does it give you a trip like if you did DMT or something?

SPEAKER_03 37:12

No, it makes you want to throw up immediately in your mouth.

SPEAKER_16 37:16

Yeah, interesting.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

Interesting. All right. Well, I got a couple of shaken kidney pie.

SPEAKER_16 37:22

Kidney is not good, it's crunchy. Right.

SPEAKER_03 37:24

Let me share a clip that uh Dr. Bob sent over. Uh we'll start with this one. This is actually a really old clip. I'm sure everybody's probably already seen this, but it's got stuff we can talk about because I mean I don't first of all, I don't even drive around that much. How do I get this? Why is this not giving me the care about a such getting a full screen option anywhere? All right, so that's the part that I thought was pretty interesting. The fact that the guy went and was so insanely driven to get this guy's stash of weed that he actually took shots at the balloons. Did you see that? Yeah. That's that's insane.

SPEAKER_16 38:16

And first of all, he doesn't even know for sure what's in it. Obviously, the guy is trying to get rid of something, so probably, but you don't know for sure what the balloons are carrying away. So not to mention where those bullets have to come down somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 38:26

Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_16 38:27

And where was this uh shot, this video? I don't know. It looks somewhere cold. Yeah, and I don't know how old it is pretty old. So we're like it's pretty old. You know, depending on how new that footage is, like drones could have been much more of a viable option. Right, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be you know, as opposed to literally, you know, pistol pistolero.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

I never possess more than a misdemeanor amount of weed at any given time. So if I get caught, first of all, by the time I go to go to court, I'm gonna have the stupid medical license. So they'll if that doesn't get thrown out, I'll pay the $150 fine. You know, it's like not that big of a deal.

SPEAKER_16 39:04

We're assuming that that's weed in there, though.

SPEAKER_03 39:06

What could be something far more illegal and valuable? That's not my problem, then, because that's weed, that's all you're gonna catch me with is weed. But um the other thing is that reminds me of this of is the thing we were talking about before with the before the show on the phone. Um the zealous, uh, just insane things the cops will do. Um we had the the you know, the lady, the one-armed bandit lady, you know, the one-armed phone lady, uh the who did get her case dismissed. Yeah, yeah. She I I just found out today her case has been dismissed. The guy didn't even show up to court. Matter of fact, the guy had told the DA they shouldn't even prosecute that, you know. But here's the thing, she's she had to go to court twice. Yeah. Because you got to go once for the for the arraignment that where you gotta say, no, I really mean I'm I really mean not guilty. And then you actually have to go to the thing and then they go, Oh, okay, you're dismissed. All right.

SPEAKER_16 40:00

So when we talked about it, I said at this point, the best thing he can do is just not show up to court. And he did not show up to the court.

SPEAKER_03 40:07

That's the thing. That's the thing with a lot of these, they have no intention of showing up in court. They're just hoping it's easier for you to pay the fine than to try to get off of work twice and have to go to court. And and in many cases, that works. Even people that know, yeah, I'm completely innocent, and if I went to court, I'm I could probably win. And that's not obviously not guaranteed. A lot of times I've been to court and been completely right, and so they said nope, sorry, guilty. Like, really? Yeah, he should have just proved let her go.

SPEAKER_15 40:40

Yeah, but that was a warning. Exactly. That's I I know what I saw, but it wasn't your right hand, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

It must have been your obviously the guy just made a mistake. Just admit, oh you shit, I'm sorry. Um I obviously saw something that wasn't there, yada, yada, yada. But instead, he still tried to raise that damn money. He goes, well, let's And now you're viral star. Good for you. Look what you've done. Exactly. And that was my point. I was telling Dr. Bob, I wish somebody would, if they want to call the show 904-549-9024, and tell us who this guy is and how I can find him, I will go and interview him and get his side of the story. Like, look, man, why didn't you just let this chick go? That's all that happens.

SPEAKER_15 41:24

Enough money to fly fly chip there.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

No, it's here.

SPEAKER_16 41:27

It was Lake Worth.

SPEAKER_15 41:28

Oh, that's Lake Worth. Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I was thinking it was somewhere else.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Somebody tell me this guy's name. I might know the guy. Right?

SPEAKER_15 41:37

If they shouldn't have taken on your motorcycle.

SPEAKER_16 41:40

Too bad she didn't tape anything, so you get you know the reverse footage. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Well, that's I mean, I I'm sure anybody that was really put any decent effort into it, or it especially if they have any kind of investigatory or journalistic skills, can find out who the cop is like that. That's public knowledge. So, you know, that's all all we really need is the name of the cop and like possibly uh, you know, that give give us that, I'll do the rest. I'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_16 42:07

So once I got a seatbelt ticket, right? This was in Palm Beach County, and I was not even driving, but they were they they had a little trap. It was under the overpass of uh Belvedere I-95, right? Yeah, so at the time, that I I don't want to say the guy's name, but a dude who was once a friend of mine and since gone on to not be. But uh he was driving because I had just come back from the doctor's and it was during through one of the hernia processes. So I didn't have my seatbelt on because it hurts to wear the seatbelt across right, exactly. And um, so we get pulled over. I get us a you know, passenger seatbelt violation. I did the exact the exact opposite of what this chick, like where the cop didn't show up. I used medical ex I got like an extension on this thing two or three times. So I pushed the court date out really, really far, thinking, well, by that time maybe the guy doesn't work in that department or anything. But no, that fucking guy, he he showed up to court. Uh I explained everything to the judge, and um, I still had to pay something, but uh part of it got waived or something like that. The judge was like, Well, you should have been sitting in the back seat then.

SPEAKER_15 43:11

Like, yeah, yeah. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

And and again $60, whatever. And again, all these, you know, look, if there's an accident, sure, write up a fucking ton of tickets, but there's no victim, there's no fucking crime.

SPEAKER_16 43:27

And again, not you know, not as drastic as her waving a stump, but like with a cop can clap, you know, my shirt is like open, I've got bandaging on, like, I'm all jacked up. Like my you can tell, yeah, this man's guts are not feeling well.

SPEAKER_15 43:40

Well, let me tell you, the fellow officers of this guy that uh ticketed that woman, they are giving him hell. I can tell you that right now.

SPEAKER_16 43:50

How many I'd be surprised. Every time he opens his locker, there's gonna be like a prosthetic arm in there. They're gonna start calling him stumpy, and you know, something in his trunk or They're gonna start sending him amputee porn clips, all kinds of horrific drinks and pranks. Reference watching and listening so I can give them ideas.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Reference him all the time as hey look, you caught the one armed bandit again. Yes, yep, there you go. Nice. It's the refugee. What was that TV show with the one anyway? All right, um you got a bunch of. It's the one armed man. Yeah, the one-armed man. I know you got a bunch of good funny clips, Rambo. Dr. Bob, give give one a spin.

SPEAKER_16 44:27

Uh okay, let's just pick one at random and see what we get. I don't I don't have that many left.

SPEAKER_04 44:31

We've gone really much left when you're at. Oh, yeah, this is a pretty good one. Here we go.

SPEAKER_16 44:49

Guy with his dog. Dog goes off the trail. Looks like fun, doesn't it? Holy shit nipples.

SPEAKER_08 44:59

Hello. Yuki. Yuki. Here. Here.

SPEAKER_16 45:02

Come on.

SPEAKER_08 45:03

Up here.

SPEAKER_16 45:04

Dude, I don't know if that was a brown bear, but there's definitely a brown stain now in my shorts. Good boy. Hey boo-boo.

SPEAKER_08 45:11

Come on. Good boy.

SPEAKER_15 45:13

Good boy. Good boy. Good boy, yeah. You don't want to fight that bear. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

Can you imagine? And the and the worst part is, even on a bike, you ain't out running that damn bear. Those things are insanely fast.

SPEAKER_16 45:28

What's funny, right? So typically in the olden days, in our crusty olden days, to be going that fast on a trail like that would require you to be on some kind of motorcycle, which would make a lot of noise, which would let the bear know that you're there. See, one of the problems with these electric bikes, these e-bikes, that these guys use to go out in the trails is that, yeah, you sneak up on things uh unexpectedly and then they panic. Not good. Not good at all. You know, it's much like when you're in the water on the beach and it's cloudy and the water's all murky, that's when the sharks can't see you and it's dangerous. Exactly. This is the same thing, but audibly. They can't hear you as well as if you were on something loud, gas powered.

SPEAKER_15 46:08

That's that's a good point.

SPEAKER_16 46:09

I didn't think he was on an e-bike.

SPEAKER_03 46:10

I thought he was just hauling ass on a regular bike. Oh, he's on an e-bike for sure. Yeah. It was going pretty fast. Well, when you can go downhill, you can get going pretty fast, even on a regular bike.

SPEAKER_16 46:20

No, he was, I could hear the whirr.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

I could hear the electricity. Okay, I couldn't hear it that well, so you may be right. All right, let me let me run one next year. Um, I got one that I thought was pretty funny. Uh, this one right here is good. So there's actually a lot of lot of merit to this whole theory.

SPEAKER_07 46:45

Today begins the new Israel. Today, we are all united as one. Hello, you guys hear me?

SPEAKER_09 47:00

Now, let us celebrate under one symbol.

SPEAKER_03 47:37

I'm surprised they didn't mess with the lyrics.

SPEAKER_06 47:42

Ushering in ten years of bad hail. Out of the crowd, people are celebrating. Uh why no doubt is real. It's the happy rock in this place. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_03 48:11

So, anyway, so uh the thing I wanted to talk about about the Van Halen Jewish uh connection is you you know what David Roth's real name is, right? Oh, I I don't know, but I know he's very very Jewish.

SPEAKER_16 48:24

I know that.

SPEAKER_03 48:25

Which is funny because the the Van Halen brothers, I mean, I guess Van Halen would would indicate like an Eastern European German-ish, you know, maybe even but um they they seem like Latin guys if like when you look at them. Well, Van Halen sounds awful Germanic. It does. Van is very close to Vaughn. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Right. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_16 48:51

But uh, you know, the other douche nozzle was the name we gave to all Euro trash that used to tip bad. That was like a generic term I just came up with uh the von Douche nozzles are here again.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

And I can testify as a guy that's probably played that stupid song they were just playing. Hey, hey, hey, I've probably played that song a thousand times. If I've played it once, I've played it a thousand times. And I've never met a Jewish guy that didn't love frickin' Van Halen. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_16 49:18

And when the logo dwarfs together onto the thing.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

Every Jewish, I can name like three or four right off the top of my head, Jewish guitar players that think Eddie Van Halen is the shit. Like and like major Jewish dudes go to temple, big time Jews. So yeah, they like their Van Halen. Anyway.

SPEAKER_16 49:38

I I was I somehow logged out of Riverside, but I didn't even realize that you'd shared that, but I remember sending it to you.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

Yeah, I was gonna say, you're the one you sent me, so I know you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_16 49:48

All right, what do you got? Uh okay, let's see. We all right, this one's not necessarily funny, but it is definitely exhilarating. Yes, it is steel. Oh, God, a little wobble.

SPEAKER_03 50:32

Wow.

SPEAKER_16 50:37

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is the Isle of Man Quattro T T uh race, which takes place annually, like around May or June. I hear somebody already died this year. Oh, dude, I this is one of the most violent things and most dangerous sports. It's been going since 1907, right? So like 120, 119 years. Um 280 people have died since it started, which is an average of 2.35 a year. I think it's more than that.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

I heard it was 400 and something people died, but I don't know. That's still pretty bad.

SPEAKER_16 51:15

This is the deaths of competitors, officials, and marshals. Um, I'm assuming that's people being whacked into that were standing that close to the side of the road on some occasion or not. But in 2005, 11 people died just in that one year. Um, but it's fucking insane. Oh Jesus. Now, as as insane, as insane as this footage is, there's plenty of also YouTube, and I should have brought this video up, but maybe we will do it another day, of uh Dash Dash or a GoPro footage where these guys have cameras on their bikes or their helmet. Oh, I'm gonna talk about that. And the insane amount of reaction time it requires to. I mean, clearly they've memorized every part of the track for days in advance.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

You have to, absolutely.

SPEAKER_16 52:12

They've probably done it at slow speeds, they've probably done it on simulators as well, but it it's nothing can yeah. The margin for error is so infinitesimally small.

SPEAKER_05 52:27

Someone reaching back.

SPEAKER_16 52:31

Oh man. Yeah, that is that's insane. That's insane. And uh there's a lot of like I don't know, I wouldn't necessarily say on my bucket list, but uh, if you ever wanted to finance a trip to that, uh that's one of the few things internationally that I've always tried to see. That's on my bucket list to go see it.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

Not to do it.

SPEAKER_16 52:49

I would never know just to be one of those people that gets a little too close.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

Yeah, I like to go fast on motorcycle, but I would never do that. Even uh, you know, here's the thing you talk about the fatality list. I wonder how many horses, dogs, rabbits, deer, uh, you know, I know exactly I know uh, for instance, one year apparently there was a guy that got killed, and then the next two guys got killed because the helicopter was picking up the first guy spuked a horse that the guy went ran out on the track, and a guy hit the track. A horse, and you know, I'm sure the horse died. I can't imagine it lived, you know.

SPEAKER_16 53:28

Or just you know, a random bird. Remember the footage of that guy that threw a fastball and destroyed a bird that knew his path. Well, a bird at least you get it.

SPEAKER_03 53:38

Well, here's this here's that's the thing between this track and like another track. Like another track, you could see stuff coming. There's the same thing with like a bird.

SPEAKER_16 53:47

At least a bird horses.

SPEAKER_03 53:48

Yeah, right, right. Another track, you know, you could be you know, any track, you can see a bird coming. But the thing is, I mean, these guys, there's there's really literally nothing more dangerous than doing this I can think of, other than maybe frontline combat. That's about it.

SPEAKER_16 54:03

Yeah, yeah, because it's not a track, it's a road race.

SPEAKER_03 54:06

Right, right. This is just a town. And well, and here's the other thing that makes it uh explicitly dangerous. I watched one of these guys do like a whole lap. It takes about 13 minutes, I think, 13, 15 minutes, somewhere like that.

SPEAKER_16 54:18

At an average speed of 130.

SPEAKER_03 54:20

Yeah, and that's the problem. Like I've done a track dance down at Homestead, and my complaint was I couldn't get up uh 140 was the fastest I could go because I couldn't get out of fourth gear. By the time I got that fast, here comes a corner. That track only has like one or maybe two 90-degree turns. All the rest of them are just kind of like slight bends and jits and stuff like that. So when I watched the guy do a uh a lap there, like I'm saying, I couldn't I'm when I did my track day, I couldn't get any higher than fourth gear. On that guy, he barely got lower than fourth gear. The whole time it's fourth, fifth, sixth, you know, except for those two times he had to slow down for an actual turn. But other than that, the nature of that track is so incredibly fast. There's no fucking turns. It's just, you know, it basically has you know straights with some swervy things.

SPEAKER_16 55:18

Those guys have to learn a whole new way of leaning too because they have to compensate for the enormous weight of their balls. It probably counters from the other side of the bike. You gotta make sure you keep them on one side of the tank, which gives a whole new meaning to the term tank slapper. You could really fuck yourself up.

SPEAKER_03 55:33

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. I'd I'd go in a heartbeat to watch that. Yeah, that'd be great. I I'm going. I'll I'll I'm dead.

SPEAKER_15 55:40

Guys, I hate to say this, but uh, we're like at 58 minutes. I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_16 55:44

We've we've flown through the honest, I really only have two clips left, and they're neither one of them are that great.

SPEAKER_03 55:52

I got one left that I want to get in before before the end of the show that's actually just because it's so throw it. Just because it's so incredibly ridiculous. But I'm I'm gonna seriously ask you guys to try and figure out anything any of these people are saying. Okay. Uh I believe it's yeah, this is this is uh it's big his own not the little one.

SPEAKER_00 56:16

Y'all know I have to go get those diamonds, so y'all better come in for them diamond deals, because right now I ain't gonna lie, they popping. And I know as much as y'all don't catch y'all, y'all broke, so them little dudes, they coming in right now. And for all y'all, let me know on them shirts. You know, they sucking with me. My music gonna come, it's gonna come in soon, so we're gonna be tight. Fuck with me.

SPEAKER_16 56:36

Oh my geez. All right, so she knows are tough.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

But I almost understood what he said. Oh, hold on, it gets better. Wait till you hear the here comes the proprietor next. Hold on.

SPEAKER_14 56:50

Big dog kids, I love you guys. The biggest TikToker in the world living alive. He's doing it.

unknown 56:56

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_14 56:57

Holy moly donut shot. She don't want no buggy, she wants a big dog. Okay, dog. All the way from Minnesota to make it. All the way from Minnesota to see the king of Texas, that's love.

SPEAKER_16 57:13

Is it in Texas? So remember when Mickey Rooney played the Asian guy in Breakfast at Tiffany's? I'm getting a strong something like that combined with a sort of a Jackie Chan at what the ever loving fuck.

SPEAKER_15 57:29

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 57:30

What a close to the show. I mean, was that all I mean? Could those people all understand each other, do you think?

SPEAKER_16 57:36

Or do you think they were like there's no way that's not a parody. I mean, that's a skit. There's that's I I dude, I've actually seen other commercials from these same people, which could have also been parodies, so I don't know, but yeah, but that whole I mean the whole vernacular to me is just like they should call us at 904-549-9024, and they should definitely leave comments about it. And a translation. You know, uh if we had more time during my little uh interruption there with Riverside, um, I happened to click back through the voicemails, and I there is a no voicemail. I think we we did get another call. Somebody left a message other than you. But I guess we'll save that for the next episode.

SPEAKER_03 58:18

Did it happen like during the episode, do you think?

SPEAKER_16 58:20

Yes, it did. It did.

SPEAKER_03 58:21

I thought I heard something. Oh, that's what he heard. Yeah. Oh, now we know that's somebody calling into the show. Nice teaser. Somebody called into the show. Right. Well, we you know, it's too bad we don't have any merch to send them like a hat or a t-shirt or something.

SPEAKER_16 58:38

I did not catch it. Um, I should have left my phone directly connected to the laptop, and I think it would have come up then.

SPEAKER_03 58:44

Hey, well, at least somebody tried. So we're we're making progress. Yeah, we apologize. Whoever it is, we'll definitely talk about you for sure.

SPEAKER_16 58:53

Whoever it is, uh they they reached us by calling 904-549-9024. Well, they attempted to reach us in the history of man. All right. All right, guys. We'll see you next time. Thanks, guys.