Ep. 65 - The Slack Doctors Episode 65 Dean-O On The Road

Producer Dean-O is live in NC at JD's Tavern. Dr. Bob recommends Mt. Airy NC for fans of Mayberry. Are you calling my dog a liar? Some minor technical difficulties... Dr. Chip destroys his furniture. NC BBQ  is underrated. Are road trips getting worse as we age? Dr. Chip shares the best speeding excuse ever? We went to high school with rich kids. A clip of a good cop and a petty bastard. Living in a van, down "on" the river. A crazy stare down at 4H. Dr. Bob asks, " Why can't I have my prescribed THC in the hospital now?". TPUSA  admits to using A.I. footage. Alcoholic math is convoluted, but not wrong. A Slip'n'Slide from Hell (Dr. Bob's nightmare fuel). Why did you pardon him?(I don't know who he is). Swimming hole shenanigans (it's tough to watch). The scariest prison gang we've ever seen.

Transcript

SPEAKER_13 0:14

All right, ladies and gentlemen, here we are with another episode, a remote episode, very remote episode of The Slat Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob.

SPEAKER_12 0:24

And I am producer Dean on location in North Carolina, in Apex, North Carolina. And it's just outside of Raleigh near the Research Triangle Park. And what a beautiful day we have here at JD's Tavern, guys. The weather is a lot better than what it was when I arrived here like last week. It was 99 degrees. A little refreshment before we start the show. It was 99 here. I said, it never gets to 99 in Florida.

SPEAKER_14 0:54

But uh I feel like temp here is 99 today, but it's only 91. My dad used to always say about his favorite expression for the weather there was 72 in Carolina Blue. I'm assuming it's a little hotter than that now, but he lived in Raleigh for years, uh, also right there near Research Park, worked for IBM, and then eventually moved to Charlotte, but basically just spent you know the last three quarters of his life originally in Miami, but the rest of his life was all North Carolina. What's the elevation there in Apex?

SPEAKER_13 1:26

It's not it's not sea level, is it? No.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

No. Yeah, it's up in the hills or it's not in the mountains, right?

SPEAKER_14 1:37

It's nowhere near where you are, but have you ever been to or even heard of a place in North Carolina called Mount Erie?

SPEAKER_12 1:43

Oh, of course. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:44

Yeah. Mount Erie, North Carolina is the blueprint for a Mayberry, the town of Mayberry, where uh Andy Griffith's show was filmed. So if you go there, the place is full of nothing but knick-knock knickknacks and you know, stuff from the show. I got a couple of t-shirts because I used when I used to drive to Ohio, I would drive right through, well, not I mean, didn't have to get off the highway to do it, but basically right through Mount Airy or right by it. Um so I got some pretty cool t-shirts with Barney Fife on them, like nip it in the bud and stuff.

SPEAKER_13 2:11

And you know, you think we got some crazy candidates here in Florida. You know, we got the fishback guy who's turned out to be a bit crazy. We got the Belzarian guy who's straight up, you know, he's a bit wacko. And then those are just the ones we know about. I'm sure there are many other wacko candidates running for office, but this one here happens to be in Colorado, and it's it's quite interesting. Quite an interesting story.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

And during which that reporter asked him this truly incredible question. You claim that you've been all around the world armed to the teeth, rescuing women and children from captivity, that you've stopped human smugglers at the Mexico border and made them pay a price, that you, as a civilian, called in a U.S. military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters, that you were the first American into Gaza during the war with Israel, that you've done 150 high-risk missions and everyone has been a success. You told me last week that it's all true and that you don't need to prove it to anyone.

SPEAKER_13 3:12

Okay, right there. That would be disqualifying enough, uh, say, I don't know, 20, 30, 40 years ago, anybody running for any kind of office making those kind of claims would be absolutely insane.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

How should voters decide whether you've lived one of the most extraordinary lives in human history or whether you're a liar and a fraud?

SPEAKER_07 3:35

That might be the first debate in history won by the moderator. And just look at his co-host there. You must be thinking, hey, I didn't know we were allowed to be stopping bitches tonight.

SPEAKER_14 3:48

You gotta like what's what's the name of that that guy that was just a couple of years ago? His last name was Santo or Stantos or something. George Santos, I want to say, that was he got caught telling all kinds of audacious, ridiculous lies. Yeah, yeah, the gay dude, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And that was just a couple of years ago. Oh, yeah. He's got a podcast now. How far we've come. Yeah, he was like a Brazilian like did drag in Brazil or something like that.

SPEAKER_13 4:12

That's what he claimed, yeah. I mean, that dude, that guy's straight up crazy. That's the guy. We ran a clip of him and that Scott Pressler guy. That's the guy who was saying they'd make a great couple. Yes, yes. Yeah. Anyway, here. This gets better. Hopefully, I think it's this clip that he did they have they bring in the dog, but let's see.

SPEAKER_07 4:29

That could possibly be stranger than that question.

SPEAKER_06 4:31

I'm afraid you are wrong. Oh, here we go. I can't help it if I've had an extraordinary life. I'm an ordinary fella. And starting from my childhood all the way to now, me standing up on a stage running for governor, Reagan. So he's basically running his force gun.

SPEAKER_14 4:50

Yeah, but when the regular gets better and kept finding himself in extraordinary circumstances. Wait, he gets better watch. He starts talking to his dog here.

SPEAKER_06 4:58

She's gonna go bite you right now, Carl. She was in Syria and Iraq. So is she lying too?

SPEAKER_07 5:09

That is a grand slam answer to a home run question. His brain is truly one of the kinds because who else on earth would hear the question, are you a fraud? And even think to answer with, hey, are you calling my dog a liar?

SPEAKER_14 5:24

People love dogs. They sure do. Oh, God. I think a dog would have a much better chance of getting elected. People trust him. Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_13 5:35

Probably. But I had an interesting weekend. First of all, last Tuesday, was it last Tuesday? Yeah, last Tuesday I got finally got my house cleaned. It's nice and clean in here. I got all my guitars laid out. But uh before the cleaning, I moved everything out of the in and just to help the chick out, because she had a lot to do.

SPEAKER_12 5:54

Sorry, guys. I tested this out before I picked this place in a little while.

SPEAKER_13 6:01

Is did it still record the whole time, you think? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Well, we should be good then. Yeah. But anyway, I was just telling Dr. Bob I was I was having my house clean last week, so I got up to uh dust one of the fans in my living room and just light pressure on one of the blades of the fan on the top, and it just snapped off. All right. So now I'm like, oh great. I gotta, you know, did the blade or the whole fan come down? No, no, just the blade. Just one blade snapped off. No big deal. I actually went and I tried to find parts just to fix it, but I couldn't. I could find parts to replace all the blades, but the little stems weren't bronze like the base, and it was like, yeah, you know, I told them. You'd only notice it when it wasn't on. No, I well, it would have looked funny after I'd fixed it because it wouldn't have matched. So that but I'm saying when it was in motion, would you have seen it? Yeah. Yeah, it's it well, it's the br the base of the fan is brass, and the little attachments that come off would have been like anodized silver or something like that. So uh anyway, um so eventually, you know, they finally just said, we're just gonna give you a new fan, whatever. So I had to get my buddy Ryan to come over and install the fan. Meanwhile, two or three times I had to like take my little coffee table that everything's sitting on right now apart, and it was kind of in disrepair already. As you know, it's just a big metal uh big glass top on a on a base, and the base was kind of it's this weird thing that came together and and kind of locked together, and you just put the glass on top of it. Well, anyway, been having taken it apart and put it back together so many times, it had basically lost its any integrity it really had. So literally, yesterday, yeah, yesterday the day, no, it was yesterday, I think. Yesterday, I'd I'd cooked myself some food and sat down at the table trying to eat the food, and as I'm like trying to cut my food, the cat jumps on the table and the whole table just goes wham to the ground. So so I had to go out and I had to actually go out and buy a little stupid uh patio table to put my my glass top on. Basically, it's my new table stand. But yeah, that was God, you don't cook. What what did you cook? Eggs, a steak? A steak, yeah. Okay, I cook a steak. It's a short list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got that uh grilled pan thing. I I can grill up a mean steak and you know get some red potatoes to go with it. It's it was delicious.

SPEAKER_14 8:24

Anyway, Dean, have you been availing yourself of some uh Carolina barbecue while you're up there?

SPEAKER_12 8:30

I haven't had any yet. I haven't had any yet, but I might tonight. I'm having dinner with my sister-in-law, so I might have to uh do that because it is it is some really great barbecue.

unknown 8:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 8:43

Yeah, I mean I could recommend some amazing places, but sadly they're all far away from you. They're all near Charlotte or on you know or Winston-Salem. There's a place called Stane's between Charlotte and Winston-Salem. My dad and I used to make that trip a lot, and we would always stop at that place.

unknown 8:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 8:59

Much like all of them, it's got the cartoon animated pig on the sign outside that looks so thrilled to be on the menu, you know? Right. You never see that in any other China restaurants where the main course itself is animated cartoon plastered all over the building in the menu, and it just looks so happy about the fact that it's gonna get eaten.

SPEAKER_16 9:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 9:19

I mean, the closest thing I can think of is that Chick-fil-A ad with the uh with the cows saying eat more chicken, you know, that kind of thing. But that's a good barbecue.

SPEAKER_13 9:29

Uh Dean. What's that? How's your knee? Did you ever get your MRI done or whatever?

SPEAKER_12 9:35

My knee's good. Yeah. Um, you know, I'm just putting putting heat on it, and um, it is the swelling is coming down. So thank goodness on that, yeah. Thanks for asking.

SPEAKER_13 9:49

I gotta tell you, just the little bit of work I did around here just to get the place ready to clean, I had to move like a big dresser out of my bedroom. I was sore and tired for like two days. I was like, man, that was a lot of work. It felt like I moved. It was rough.

SPEAKER_14 10:05

Well, thankfully it's not a thing about it being locked in a certain position or not, because a long drive could could irritate the it's not like you can really move your leg around that much when you're stuck in a car. Yeah, and it's my accelerator. It had to be what, 13, 12, 13 hour drive?

SPEAKER_12 10:20

It was between 13 and 14 hours, you know, charging the car and everything.

SPEAKER_14 10:26

So yeah, so how much you know, added time would you say, as opposed to just filling up with gas? How much longer did that you had to spend driving just because of the wait time on those charges?

SPEAKER_12 10:38

Uh for the charges, maybe forty-five minutes. Um, no, no, no. No, it uh it was shorter. It was uh twenty to if I went a hundred percent twenty to forty minutes maybe.

SPEAKER_13 10:58

It depends when I'm together for the whole trip you're saying.

SPEAKER_12 11:02

I'm saying every stop, twenty to forty minutes. Depending on the how many stops do you have to make? I made three to charge. Oh, that's not bad. One in each state, but then near the end my legs get restless and I have to jump out and just kind of recharge myself on the trip and that person.

SPEAKER_14 11:23

Yeah of trip time. Yeah. If you like to stop anyway, why not? Yeah. Right. Right. It would just make me a nervous wreck, but I think I told you too in one of my one of our texts or emails, I can't see to drive at night for shit anymore. So, like when I make a road trip, I have to, you know, I I got gas in my car, so that's not a problem, but I do have to, you know, certain times of the year in the winter time, it's a completely different trip because I can only go so far before it gets dark and then I'm screwed. Right. So I try to find halfway points and either get a hotel room or stay with a buddy or something. Luckily, most of those trips were between here and and Ohio, and Starlot is literally the halfway point.

unknown 12:03

Right.

SPEAKER_14 12:04

It's like 450 miles to Charlotte, and then another four hundred and fifty miles to my destination.

SPEAKER_12 12:09

So Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 12:10

Yeah, and our our animator Scott lives there, and you know, uh my stepmother lives there, and my dad used to live there, so it was a place to stay.

SPEAKER_12 12:19

Yeah. It wasn't it's not a bad trip. I enjoy driving at night. I prefer to drive at night and through the overnight hours personally, just because of traffic.

SPEAKER_14 12:27

When I I used to be the same way and for the same reason, but now I just can't, you know. I hate driving. I hate driving any day, night.

SPEAKER_12 12:37

I fucking hate it. I love driving. I love driving. I think it's those twelve hour shifts that I spent in a patrol car for many years. I just enjoy driving.

SPEAKER_13 12:48

I guess. I mean, I know, you know, I truthfully I don't mind yeah, it's I guess it's traveling. Because I don't yeah, I used to be like do delivery driving and stuff like that. I don't mind driving, but it's traveling. It's just the boredom of the open road is what gets me. And and you know, whenever I'm on a trip, if I'm not driving, I'm sleeping. The open road puts me to sleep. Doesn't matter what time or day or night or whatever, if it's a long drive.

SPEAKER_14 13:14

As long as the person who's driving is, you know, good enough driver that you can go to sleep. Otherwise, you're like, yeah, I don't feel safe falling asleep with this idiot driving.

SPEAKER_13 13:23

Driving down with my dad was it was pretty scary last time I came down from Boston that time, man. He is not a good driver.

SPEAKER_14 13:31

Just he's scary. I drive like a chauffeur for an old lady. Like, you could definitely fall asleep if I'm driving.

SPEAKER_13 13:40

Uh, you know, I would say that, except one time we got we got in your car and you were in a hurry, and I was a little like, oh shit. I forget what it was. We were gonna be late for like a studio session or something, and you were hard. No, I remember exactly what it was.

SPEAKER_14 13:55

Taking risk and you had kept busting my balls about uh, you know, getting around somebody or something like that, and like you know, insinuating that I was driving slow, which I always do. No, no, no. That was a different time. That's a different time. That's good.

SPEAKER_13 14:11

No, no, no. That's time you that's you do the same thing my dad does, which is use uh uh uh cruise control. Cruise control in traffic. That's the thing that drove my me crazy with my dad. He'd do the same thing, but he didn't have the the control, you know, the automatic like yours. He had to turn it off and turn it back on every time he came up on somebody and he would do it like in like instead of just drive, it'd be like what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_14 14:35

Nowadays they call it adaptive cruise control, and it's it makes all the difference in the world. And yeah, the old school cruise control was a pain in the ass. Um, you'd because it would it would just let you run right into the car in front of you if they weren't going fast enough.

SPEAKER_13 14:48

Yeah, but unfortunately, the adaptive cruise control lets you just drive right behind some other slow car without, you know, because that's what I was complaining about you doing. You were like bright just cruise along slow behind some truck, and I'm like, what are you doing? Like, go around this truck.

SPEAKER_14 15:01

But anyway, the answer was, yeah, but we left early. We're gonna get there early anyway, so what difference does it make? Dean, is it raining behind you?

SPEAKER_12 15:09

Me? No.

unknown 15:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 15:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 15:14

Yeah, probably. It's probably the Wi-Fi. But I I when I was traveling to come uh up here to North Carolina, I find myself, I use cruise control, but I'll find myself cruising, and then I realize, geez, these guys are going 10 miles under the speed limit, and I'm pull out and go around them, you know. It's just you kind of get in a daze uh traveling sometimes.

SPEAKER_13 15:38

I gotta say, that's one thing that always amazes me about my Jeep is I'll get on the highway with my Jeep, and I know the speedometer is not right. All right, so I know it's probably at least five miles faster or less than I'm going. Like if it says 70, I'm probably going 75. But still, it if according to my speedometer, the fastest my Jeep will go is 75, and I am passing everyone. I'm like, how am I passing everyone at 75? That can't be right. I mean, even if you go to 80, I shouldn't be passing everyone, but it just No, not in South Florida. Yeah, but I mean I mean, and not everyone, but a lot of people who seem to be like getting past at 80 or whatever.

SPEAKER_12 16:20

People in South Florida, I mean, if you pace with them, you're definitely gonna need ticket because they're running 80, 90 miles an hour. It's true.

SPEAKER_14 16:29

But then, you know, around Charlotte, it's bad too, though, because that's like where like NASCAR is from, and there's a lot of guys that live there that that wish they could and think they are in NASCAR and drive that way.

SPEAKER_13 16:41

Now, as an ex-policeman, what do you do? Like, if if you're like there with the radar with the with the speed trap and like three or four cars go by all hauling ass, how do you pick which one to stop?

SPEAKER_12 16:53

Well, it's uh whichever one you put the radar on. So usually it's the first one. I always put it on the first car, and if they're you know, if they're going over 10 miles an hour of the speed limit, I'm gonna stop them. I didn't run radar, I didn't run radar a lot, but I would pace cars. Meaning I would get on the uh ramp, I would come off the ramp and stay in the right lane, and I would pace the cars going down the highway. And, you know, if they're running 85 and I'm running 85, they're gonna get stopped.

SPEAKER_13 17:25

But that's always my go-to uh technique if I'm trying to haul ass somewhere, is like I won't be the fastest guy on the highway, but I'll be the second fastest guy. You know, as soon as somebody passes me, I like fall in right behind them and kind of trail a little bit, and yeah, and it works. I see them get tickets all the time, and then I slow down and wait for the next guy to pass me, and then I fall in, you know. I listen.

SPEAKER_12 17:49

What's that? Um if you have several uh officers, you can.

SPEAKER_13 17:53

But yeah, they do that every once in a great while. I've seen them do that where they get about three or four guys and they pull up whole groups of people.

SPEAKER_12 18:00

And sometimes the officer will uh pull next to a person and say, pull over, pull over, and then go on and get the other car.

SPEAKER_13 18:07

Uh I went to this wedding in Boca and hooked up with one of the the you know, the one of the bridal shower chicks, and I was I was pretty drunk too. We were both pretty drunk, and I was hauling ass up 95, and sure enough, I mean I'm not really hauling ass, like maybe going five, five mile an hour over the speed limit, maybe close to ten, but I passed a cop, which I guess you don't do on 95. And uh so I started to.

SPEAKER_10 18:35

Did you know it was a cop?

SPEAKER_13 18:37

Oh yeah. But like I said, I wasn't going that fast. But anyway, so I passed this guy, and I think what happened is I passed him and then pulled in in front of him and then pulled off, which was obviously completely unnecessary, but I was pretty, I was pretty drunk, truthfully. So he pulls off with me, and we go through the clover leaf, he lights me up, I pull over, and he's like, Where are you boy? Where are you in uh you know, where are you going in such a hurry, son? And I'm like, listen, I live right over here, and this chick is ready to go. And he let me go. He's like, All right, slow down.

SPEAKER_12 19:14

You gotta roll. He's ready to go.

SPEAKER_13 19:17

Oh boy. Yeah. Sometimes honesty works. I it always works for me. And my I've never I always, you know, if I get called by the cops, I'll tell them exactly what I was doing. Yeah, you got me. What are you gonna do? I mean, unless they have absolutely no evidence whatsoever. I mean, but usually they're you know, by the time you you've been approached by the by the cops, they've got the evidence already.

SPEAKER_12 19:39

Yeah, and when I would uh I don't know if I told you guys this, but when um I would stop somebody who's borderline intoxicated, I could take them in or I could call somebody to come get 'em. But I would always tell them, Bob, I don't want to see you driving. You wait until your wife or girlfriend get come here. You leave your car in this gas station parking lot, but I don't want you behind the wheel. And I go down the road and pull next to a building and just sit there. There comes Bob in his car.

SPEAKER_13 20:14

And I get, you know, I I'm obligated to take him in at that point. You know where you should have you know where you should have tried to bend a cop is in uh Palm Beach. You know, in Palm Beach, if you get pulled over and you or you know, they think you're drunk or whatever, they drive you home. They go get in, we're taking you home.

SPEAKER_12 20:35

I don't think they do that a whole lot anymore, let people go.

SPEAKER_14 20:38

But uh Well over there they do. Oh no, yeah, I'm talking the island of Palm Beach.

SPEAKER_13 20:44

Not Palm Beach County, the island of Palm Beach. Yeah. If you got that much money, they're like, yeah, well, just get in, we'll take you home. Yeah. Anyway.

unknown 20:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_14 20:53

What do you think, Raven Cliff Uh Run? I've never seen a fat cop in Palm Beach either. I swear to God, I think they hire him based on looks.

SPEAKER_13 21:00

I think I have seen a fat cop, but I don't know. I haven't seen a cop in Palm Beach in so long. I used to get kicked off the beach mostly as you know, as a kid trying to, you know, make out with chicks. You can't be on the beach for more than fucking ten minutes at night without before a cop shows up. Right.

SPEAKER_14 21:14

Well, when we were young, I remember when I was young, uh, and and this somehow got struck down as is uncon I don't know whether unconstitutional is the right term or not, but back in the day, as they would say, if you uh want if you had worked on the island of Palm Beach, you had to have uh like a lanyard kind of thing that had a picture and your fingerprint and all of that. And if you got you know, basically a cop would pull you over on the island and say look at your ID. And if your address doesn't say, you know, you live in Palm Beach, why are you here? And if you didn't have one of those lanyard things and could prove you were working, take your happy ass off the island.

SPEAKER_13 21:53

Now I never had that happen, and I got I got caught on the island a bunch. I mean, like I said, I when I went to high school, there were three kinds of people I Went to high school with uh poor black kids, well, four kind really. My kind, you know, up middle, lower, middle, upper middle class guys, poor black kids, uh kids from Loxahatchie, and the kids that didn't go to private school from Palm Beach. Yeah, you went to Twin Lakes as well, right? Yeah, yeah, Twin Lakes, yeah. So I had lots of friends that were lived in Palm Beach. We'd go over there and party at their houses all the time. There's this one guy, Greg. We went over and did a sleepover at his house. He lived on a mansion right on the beach. I mean, it had to be a 12 frickin' room mansion. I had no idea this guy was this rich until I showed up at his house. I just thought it was some guy at school, Greg. You know? Yeah. Friends like that too.

SPEAKER_14 22:38

It was basically like you said, it was rich kids whose parents either wanted them to be more socialized and forced them to go to a public school, or the kids begged to go to, you know what I mean? So, yeah, so they went to Twin Lakes. Or they're being punished.

SPEAKER_12 22:53

I have a special I have a special guest. Come on in here. Get on camera. And what is your name?

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Linnae.

SPEAKER_12 23:00

Linnae, I knew that. Linnae is here to uh serve drinks.

SPEAKER_08 23:04

Yes, about it. Can I get a shot of Jameson? Yes, you can. Okay. Shot of Jameson, come right up.

SPEAKER_14 23:09

He producer Dean, well lubricated.

SPEAKER_13 23:14

It's Majissa with his knees busted.

SPEAKER_12 23:17

What's that?

SPEAKER_13 23:20

Is your wife up there with you? No. Oh, she stays home now.

SPEAKER_12 23:25

She stays home, yeah. She's got to take care of the old dogs. Ah, there you go.

SPEAKER_14 23:30

So I've got a clip to share since we've been talking to all this, uh, all this about all these police officers.

SPEAKER_15 23:37

I almost got phone here.

SPEAKER_10 23:41

And I've told her, look, you can get out of here. She was she was begging me to stay. Stay here. I'm gonna go talk to her. Okay. So what what happened if you don't let me ask you? I have a torn meniscus.

SPEAKER_14 23:54

My mother was in a wheelchair, so look at all the similarities there. A torn meniscus, so she got a knee issue as well. She's also running out of electricity and panicking because she doesn't know where she's gonna charge her vehicle.

SPEAKER_10 24:06

I have a lot of compassion for what you're going through. You have ten minutes? I'll tell you what, why don't you let me give you a ride to your appointment? So stay here, I'll be right back. Taking her to jail or what?

SPEAKER_13 24:16

No, we're not going to are you taking her to jail? I mean, technically he's right. She did steal.

SPEAKER_14 24:24

I mean, you know, if you go by the letter of the law, who has outlets accessible from the sidewalk to their property? That's odd. Yeah right, in and of itself, but just put her to the coffee or what's your jail?

SPEAKER_10 24:36

Taking her to a dentist appointment. Okay, for the next hour. How much is it gonna cost to charge scooter? 50 cents, 50 cents, 55 cents? Here's two dollars. All right, we're gonna come back for the scooter in under an hour. But you know, I think next time you should jail. You want my opinion? I wish I could take you to jail. Call us.

SPEAKER_14 24:51

Unbelievable. I look, you know, I told the story the other day where I showed my ass at Walmart and I was mean to the even I, on my worst day and my worst rant, I don't think I could ever ask for somebody in a mobility scooter on her way to a dentist appointment to be sent to jail for stealing less than a dollar's worth of my electricity from the sidewalk.

SPEAKER_12 25:14

That's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_13 25:16

What a few things. Well, and this is this is where this is where you know you rarely see, you often see the police say, Well, my my hands are tied. Well, clearly they're not. Clearly they're not. There's such a thing that's like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_12 25:30

He did exactly what I would have done. He did exactly what I would have done.

SPEAKER_13 25:33

Any good, yeah. But I mean, there's so many other times that a lot of cops don't use that kind of discretion and go, like, oh, well, we have to follow, you know, come on, man. But yeah, but this guy at least, this is one of the good ones. He's one of the good ones, knows how to use his discretion.

SPEAKER_14 25:48

And and, you know, the amount of good PR he'll get off of that viral clip is right w well worth the short trip he gave her to the dentist's office.

SPEAKER_12 25:57

Mm-hmm. So true.

SPEAKER_13 25:58

Now, let's this guy it's actually I could I could share something now that kind of ties in with that, because uh as uh as we've seen by where'd the share go? There it is. As we've seen by like uh uh Farley and his his sketches about guys in vans down by the river.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

SPEAKER_13 26:28

Um, sometimes when you live down by the river, you can run into the police, but apparently there's a new version of living in a van down by the river, and it goes something like this.

SPEAKER_11 26:39

I live out here. I've been here for six years. I've been coming down here for winters, and I stayed on this water system, the Tennessee River, and I have stayed here two years straight year-round. This is my second summer. Just moving one mile every 14 days or so. Never staying more than 14 days in one place, and I make a living off of YouTube by posting a video log every single week on Sunday mornings, and it's basically about what I did the last week to get by.

SPEAKER_14 27:13

So basically, he's just living on a van on the river, right? I believe Roger Daltrey said it best. Watch the police and the tax man miss me on mobile.

SPEAKER_12 27:22

Isn't that exactly what we do every week? We put, you know, talk about stuff and post it, and he makes money off YouTube.

SPEAKER_13 27:32

Yeah, somehow. I don't know how he does it. We're not doing it yet. We'll hopefully we'll do it soon.

SPEAKER_12 27:36

Our marketing person's on it.

SPEAKER_13 27:38

We're figuring it out. You know, I was thinking about it. Didn't you say we were just we were right around the hundred episode uh area or something like that? We're past it now, yeah. Well, right, right. And it it's funny because if the hundred episode can coincides with the hundred followers or hundred subscriptions, if we have to do a million episodes to get a million subscriptions, we're in big trouble.

SPEAKER_14 28:05

Yeah, we're gonna have clips. We really have to start chopping these things up. Yeah, right. All right, you got a clip left? Uh oh, I got several clips we can do. Yeah, go ahead. I think we got a couple left. Uh, let's see. All right, this one's insane. Uh, you sent me this clip. The look on this guy's face, this kid. Oh, yeah, this is great. Sleep that.

SPEAKER_13 28:33

Dude, let's let's go back and look at that stare again. Yeah, I mean, this kid is so intense.

SPEAKER_14 28:45

I guess he won. Yeah. I had no idea the judging those was so intense and so hardcore.

SPEAKER_13 28:52

Yeah, I mean, uh, well, if you if you look in the background, nobody else has that intense look. I got a reading that's why this clip went viral.

SPEAKER_14 28:59

But the last time I've seen it's definitely all in. The last time I've seen a look that intense on screen, it was when uh Jules was staring down the guy in Pulp Fiction while he's drinking his sprite and he's draining the last tips out of it. Cold mugging that guy as he steals his lunch. And could you imagine?

SPEAKER_13 29:16

I wish I wish you could uh declare the winner like that for the uh Miss Universe pageant. Just go up and slap her on the ass. Swack you in.

SPEAKER_14 29:25

I think that's how Trump well, he just grabs him, but yeah, basically that's how he did it, I think. So these aren't just clips that um uh I had brought up or that I brought up to you to to share anything, but I was thinking about uh last time I was in the hospital and which led me down a rabbit hole, which is so of all the medication, I know we're jumping around on subjects, but when you go to the, you know, go to the hospital, you're there going to be admitted for overnight, and they ask you what your medications are, you get them. You know what I mean? Unless they give you something as a substitute for it. For example, I take a blood thinner. Uh they either give me the blood thinner that I take prescribed, or they'll give me a shot of something that's also a blood thinner. Um you take diabetes if you have diabetes, you get your insulin in the hospital, you get whatever in the hospital. Why can't you get your THC in the hospital? It's written by a doctor, a licensed state medical doctor, right? So hang on. So I go down the rabbit hole of that, of why it is. And originally the reason why it is is because hospitals, uh most of them anyway, receive federal funding, and therefore because it's a Schedule One. However, it is no longer a Schedule One, and I've got something I'd like to share here on screen.

SPEAKER_13 30:42

Uh whatever it is, I hope it leads to my Trump care paying for my weed soon. That's all I'm saying. Let's take a look at it here.

SPEAKER_14 30:57

Uh Justice Department, this is this happened April 23rd. This is this is no longer, you know, speculative. Justice Department places FDA-approved marijuana products and products containing marijuana subject to a qualifying state-issued license in Schedule III, strengthening medical research while maintaining strict federal controls. So, what this means now is that marijuana products, regulated by a state medical marijuana license, now has these listed as a Schedule III. Now, a schedule three is like Tylenol with codeine, right? It's actually less than what most pain pills that are prescribed is. So now that this is law, there's no more legal standing for a hospital to not if you have a medical marijuana card and you're in the hospital, there's no legal reason why you can't have your cannabis. Now, obviously, they're not going to let you smoke in the hospital. There's oxygen on site, there's other business considerations. Exactly. You should be allowed to have gummies. Topical, uh, edible, uh tincture, uh, a patch, a darm, you know, transdermal, any of those things should be. So that led me down a further rabbit hole to think, well, if if that's no longer a federal, you know, like if if as long as it's state licensed. Now, this doesn't apply to a recreational marijuana. If you live in a state where uh marijuana is recreational and you're allowed to buy it as an adult, you can't have it in the hospital because you it was not prescribed to you by a doctor.

SPEAKER_13 32:30

However, I found this very interesting as well. Well, just because it's recreational doesn't mean you can't get a script for it, though, right? Uh or do they not do scripts in states that it's recreational?

SPEAKER_14 32:43

Well, there's states where it's recreational, and there's states where it's recreational and medical. For example, Ohio has both. If you have a medical card, you would be able, I would think, to argue now that you should be able to get it in the hospital. But if you don't have a medical card, that would just be the same as saying, well, I drink socially. Why can't I drink while I'm in the hospital? They're not going to let you do that. Uh, but check this out. I looked it up as far as personal value. I looked up as far as fly TSA. The TSA updated its policy to allow state-regulated medical marijuana and FDA approved, which is much rarer, uh, in both carry-on and checked bags with special instructions. So basically, if you're flying from a state where it's legal uh to it, you know, medically, if in other words, if you have a medical card and you're flying from one state to another state, and both of those states allow medical marijuana, and you have medical marijuana, you can take your weed with you. Now, I don't know if anybody has tested this uh to be the guinea pig for the system to set the precedent. Um, but I guarantee you, the next time I get admitted to a hospital in the state of Florida, I'm gonna be the guinea pig sub-test subject for the whole, why can't I have my cannabis in the hospital? You have no legal eggs to stand on. It's no longer a schedule one, it's a schedule three. You know, you bring me, you bring me things here that are schedule two. That's the worst they can do. You tell you you can't have it, right? Well, yeah, and then which case it's time to get an attorney and and to get famous. Well, I would suggest you finding the attorney first. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 34:28

I'm looking for the same guy. When you find the guy that's really asking me to represent me when I was steal from the when I rob the Walgreens, remember I'm gonna steal all the syntheroid and and then pay for it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 34:38

Well, can't uh the hospital just say we we don't honor that? It's against our policy.

SPEAKER_14 34:48

I'm just saying. No, because it's a amazing. Licensed state, a physician licensed in this state, prescribe they don't and they don't prescribe it to you because you want it. They prescribe it to you on based on medical necessity. Now, here's another weird thing that's gonna be a big monkey wrench in the whole problem. Yes, it is a prescription. Yes, it is written by a doctor in the state licensed, blah, blah, blah, like everything I've just said. However, doctors in the state, when you get your med, you know, all this medical shit, it doesn't come with dosage. It doesn't come with instructions like all other medication does. So basically, not only would you be telling the hospital, you know, why can't I have my medical cannabis, but given to me as I choose, not every six hours for this, not to exceed this many and this sort of no. You your happy ass can self-administer this medication to yourself as needed or as wanted or whatever, and that's gonna be probably one of the biggest hurdles uh to getting getting that through to a hospitalist.

SPEAKER_13 35:54

Well, it's funny, and isn't now that schedule schedule three or whatever, and they can supposedly do studies on it, we should try to apply for a grant to just for somebody to study us as you know, long-term find use long-term uh users to study the results of like, you know, I read just recently that for the first time ever it's uh true leave is gonna be traded on the New York Stock Exchange.

SPEAKER_14 36:17

Oh no, also because of this change in the law. Um it's it changes it. Also means now that people that you know, these businesses can write off um on their you know, federal tax write expenses off on their taxes because yeah, it's changing it from Schedule 1 to schedule. It also means that people with a medical card can now legally purchase firearms because you're no longer perjuring. Oh, okay. You're no longer perjuring yourself when you check the 11c box or whatever it is. Ever know if I had a gun ever, but anyway. But yeah, it changes quite a bit. Hey, did you have any more money? There's other guns I want to buy.

SPEAKER_13 36:55

Now I can. Um, did you uh have any thoughts on this whole Elon Musk IPO SpaceX thing going on? Oh, uh not not really. I mean it's just, you know, it's just a giant the whole thing is just a giant Ponzi scheme.

SPEAKER_14 37:13

Yeah, yeah. Well, they're just they're all reinvesting in each other and passing the money around and then inflating the value as they do so.

SPEAKER_13 37:20

Exactly. All they're doing is creating inflation for everybody else. That's the only goddamn thing they're doing. Anyway, that's crazy. Um, you know, it's funny you should mention Ty uh before we started because uh Ty messages me all all the time and he's always and it's always about like um Candace Owens and Erica Kirk and TP USA and whatever, yada yada yada. And I truthfully, I just I I don't care about them. I don't care about it. He's very one single-minded. True. Well, I mean he's got his eye on the prize, but at the same time, he's so micro, you know, so focused on those guys that like I I don't care, I didn't know anything about Eric Kirk before this. Uh Candace Owens, I didn't really know that much about before Charlie Kirk, I didn't know shit about him until he got shot, really, too much. I don't care about the only thing I'm worried, you know, the only thing that I'm concerned with is the fact that somebody's lying. You know, somebody in the government is clearly lying and covering something up. That is, you know, that's really the big concern for me. So, but uh but that being said, I wanted to share this one clip of uh I I'm sure everybody's heard about um what's been going on with this guy. And uh this this admittedly fake uh video right here.

SPEAKER_04 38:44

I appoint Jeffrey Epstein to run turning point USA if something happens to me.

SPEAKER_14 38:50

Haters will say that's AI.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

I appoint Laura Loomer to run turning point USA if something happens to me. Larry would do a great job.

SPEAKER_13 39:01

All right, so you see the point they're making. I mean, I don't know if you guys saw or they put they came out and released some video of him saying exactly that about Erica Kirk. Like uh she should All right, so then obviously people did that and said, Hey, this is clearly fake. And then do you know what the people at TP USA did after that? Have you heard about this yet? No. Oh, they came out and said, Oh yes, it is fake. We were trolling the trolls. We purposely released a fake video for the tr and it's like, what? What? It's like these guys, I mean, uh it's gotten ridiculous. I mean Yeah, we're well past the point of of trusting anything you see ever. I mean, but these guys are just a joke. It's like, what are you talking about? You trolling the trolls. Clearly, you thought this was gonna convince somebody, and you got you, you know, you got caught with your pants down around your ankles, and now you're gonna try and say, Oh no, we le we leaked out the the the fake stuff on purpose. Like, come on, man. Oh, you know, which which reminds me, that's like um you remember when Trump was saying somebody leaked the call of him telling, you know, screaming at BB about you're a fucking maniac or whatever? It's like, yeah, I know exactly who leaked the call, Trump. You you leaked the call. Who else would leak the damn thing? You leaked it. It's you know, it's uh it's so this whole I mean it's these people just think people are that stupid, and I guess at some level they are. It's like, you know, advertising. It they wouldn't do it if it didn't work, and you look at some of it and go, how does this work? It works on somebody.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

You know, I don't know. Political games.

SPEAKER_13 40:49

Um, you know, actually the only clips I have left are the ones you sent me. Which are kind of interesting. Here, we'll play one of those real quick, see what we get. Oh no, that's not that's not it. This one I I matter of fact, I haven't even watched these yet, just so I could get reaction while of me watching them. That used to ask you.

SPEAKER_09 41:08

Hey dude, what's up? I'll just do my usual four thing. You know, you would save a lot of money if you just switched to the bigger bottle. You'd think so, but I've done the math. Really? Yeah, this way I can drink and drive, and if I get bottle, I won't have an open container in the car. My last UI cost like 15 grand between insurance, attorneys, court fees. Yeah, I never thought about it like that. And then there's portion control. You see, if I buy the big bottle, I'm definitely gonna drink it all at once, and that wouldn't be pretty. And it's basically like only celebrities who can afford rehab. It sounds like you got it all figured out. Not to mention my wife. She thinks I only buy one half pint. If she knew I bought four at a time, she would leave me for sure. And no one can afford to get divorced. I mean, this guy has thought it out completely.

SPEAKER_14 41:55

Let's add I gotta play the beginning. No, no. He he's completely he has thought it out completely. He's right. He is this is a genius maneuver. And although if you are a dedicated alcoholic, every single thing you said, I guess, makes sense.

SPEAKER_12 42:08

Especially buying those small bottles. If you get stopped, you know, you're gonna probably only have one bottle left. That's it.

SPEAKER_14 42:18

Smart man? Yeah. I wish I liked it. Not a smart man, he's a raging alcoholic, but still.

SPEAKER_13 42:24

You know, I was I was accused of being an alcoholic after I, you know, after I got f and this was the weirdest thing. You know, I've I think I've told the story of the time I I beat the, you know, DUI, didn't take the test, beat it in court. So I was found not guilty. But at the same time, I still had to go through all the stupid hoops an alcoholic does to get their license back after it being uh suspended for a year, right? So I got to go to these classes, and they're like, well, every one of you are here because for a reason you got convicted, and I'm like, hey, wait, um, and they do not like that. Oh, because when you deny that you're an alcoholic, that means you're an alcoholic. If you deny it one bit, I would tell anybody that gets gets caught and is going into that system. I tell them, look, go and immediately say, You're right, I'm a raging alcoholic. I throw myself at your mercy, tell me what to do, oh Lord, and I believe in God. And you'll get you'll skate right through like there's nothing, no problem what's but if you uh go in there and go, no, I don't I don't think I'm an alcoholic, oh, you're in denial, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, all right, whatever. I guess I'm an alcoholic. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 43:31

Yeah, and you're right. The whole it is a faith-based program, too. So if you, you know, you they know once they know you're, you know, free-thinking atheists, they're not real on board with that at all either.

SPEAKER_13 43:40

Oh, yeah, it was it was tough. It was tough for me to get through that stuff, man. I remember this one class I went to, it was pretty funny too, because I had a pickup truck at the time. I had that S10, and that was back in the day when I did, in fact, do a lot of beer drinking. You know, I'd like go out and jet ski and drink beer and do stuff like that, and be in a pickup truck. Back in those days, you just threw the empties in the back. You know, you that's what you did back in those days. It was like the, you know, eight eighties, early in the years. No, no, you just had to throw it around. But anyway, so we ended up having a good I had to go to this class. There was like three of these classes, and they were like eight-hour classes, all day classes. So the but the first one, you know, you gotta show up there at like seven, eight in the morning. First one we get there, and this guy was you you could tell he was a cop and he was like a hardcore, you know, jar head cop. Should show up. The first thing he did is he sit he sits he sits down and starts reading off license plate numbers. He goes, This who's whose plate is this? Whose plate is that, or something like that? Or somehow he had their name pulled up or something, and he goes, All these people, you all have open containers in your vehicle right now. And I was one of them because I had a shit ton of beer cans in the back of my pickup truck. And then he did this other thing, which is weird because I apparently had spent the night in jail that I had completely forgotten about. And he was asking people if they'd been in jail or something like that. And I was like, I didn't voluntarily say, Yeah, I've been in jail because it was, it was a it was a time when they put me in jail. They didn't charge me for anything. I just I was drunk and I just they put me in the drunk tank and then they let me go in the morning. They didn't do anything. I completely forgot about it. And this guy comes around and he's talking about it, and he's behind me, and all of a sudden he comes out from behind me, he puts this piece of paper like right in front of my face, like so close you couldn't even read it if you wanted to. And he's like, What's this? And he like nails me for this night I spent in jail, and I'm like, Oh shit, I forgot about that. Oh, sure, you forgot, you're alive. I'm like, okay, whatever. Whatever, dude. It's so it was so crazy, man.

SPEAKER_14 45:49

So, scared straight too many times.

SPEAKER_13 45:52

Yeah, exactly. And oh, dude, and there's this one guy in that class, it made him blow, and the guy blew like a 1.5, you know, 0.15 or something. He was still drunk from the night before. Wow.

SPEAKER_14 46:09

That's like people that people that drive themselves to court for traffic stuff where their license has already been suspended. The judge is like, how did you get here today?

SPEAKER_02 46:19

Bus. I took the bus.

SPEAKER_14 46:20

Or even better, or better yet, when they report to you know, doing it like teleconference over their phone or something, and they're in the in their own vehicle and they have no license, and the judge is like, Are you driving right now? All right.

SPEAKER_13 46:32

No, no, I'm in the passenger side. Oh yeah, I've seen clips of stuff like that. That is pretty funny.

SPEAKER_12 46:38

Or they'll make them I was gonna say they'll they'll make the j judge will make someone who prosecution says he's drunk now, they'll do a breathalyzer on the person.

SPEAKER_13 46:49

Before they do uh uh I I guess the judge makes his judgment on that person, but yeah, it's you know, the whole thing is like I've said it's you know, it's showing the victim until there's a victim, there's no crime, but whatever, you know. Yeah. I mean, drunk people shouldn't be driving around, but whatever. I know lots of people that drive around fucked up and never have a problem, but you know, there are other people that just can't handle it.

SPEAKER_14 47:13

Um, the amount of people that are driving around during the day high on prescription medication is yeah uh wildly underestimated. Everybody thinks it's just at night, you know, when those things are out there. Or even just old and scary.

SPEAKER_13 47:28

Or both combinations, combinations are the ones that really get you. Exactly. I mean, I've I've I've never been so scared as been driving along the highway once where I couldn't stay awake. It's like scary. What happened to him, you know? Fuck. Yeah. Let me let me share this one last clip I got that you sent me because I can see where, and you what did you uh you you uh titled it, Bro Unlocked Childhood Memory Nightmares or something like that? Yeah, I could seize this thing and it made my heart seize. Well, I could see with your claustrophobia where this would definitely be a thing.

SPEAKER_15 48:03

Huh? So what happened? Listen, yeah, just did it, right? Right. So now I would do it. And then Joe said I would do it. And then Joe. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

SPEAKER_14 48:20

This guy's fat. I'm thinking he ain't gonna he's gonna get started.

SPEAKER_13 48:28

This is like an episode of Jackass, really.

SPEAKER_14 48:37

And as bad as you think it's gonna be, right? It's so much further than I thought. Why? Why? Right. I'm thinking, all right, that's already that's so far like holy shit, he's still running too far underground. Yeah, how fucking far underground? And the fact he could run there first, like he ain't out yet. Terrifying. Fucking terrifying.

SPEAKER_13 49:03

Not only that, is that the whole that's as wide as the pipe is the whole way? I can slip and slide to hell. Where is he? Yeah, what if he doesn't come out? I was gonna say the fact he ain't out yet is a little scary.

SPEAKER_14 49:32

There's no way you get me to do that, dude.

SPEAKER_13 49:38

But we lost the raft in the middle. That's why it went so slow.

SPEAKER_15 49:41

Yeah, push it too.

SPEAKER_13 49:43

Oh, yeah, but where is this water coming from? I don't know, man. It looks pretty dark. It does. It looks pretty brown.

SPEAKER_14 49:53

I'm assuming it's just tannins from trees and leaves and whatnot, and not some sort of sewage runoff.

SPEAKER_13 49:58

But that's what I was just wondering. Like, wait a minute. It does just look like a natural culvert, but that brown water looks kind of scary.

SPEAKER_14 50:06

Has he never read it? Like, you don't do that, man. That's pipes underground. Nay nay. Wow.

SPEAKER_12 50:14

Well, I just want to say thank you to JD's Tavern in Apex, North Carolina, giving us a beautiful view and some nice weather for the broadcast today.

SPEAKER_13 50:23

Hey, you should tell them at JD's that they should call us at 904-549-9024 and uh, you know, leave us a message about how great Dean was uh or something. I don't know. It's very picturesque, I must say.

SPEAKER_14 50:36

The nice location. All right, well, I have some other clips I could get from the uh obviously I've got other clips we can do.

SPEAKER_13 50:45

Go ahead. I was gonna say there's a bunch of them I'm looking here that you did have. So this is a good one.

SPEAKER_00 50:51

I do want to ask you about crypto's richest man, a billionaire known as CZ. He pled guilty in 2023 to violating anti-money laundering laws. The government at the time said that CZ had caused significant harm to U.S. national security, essentially by allowing terrorist groups like Hamas to move millions of dollars around. Why did you pardon him?

SPEAKER_10 51:13

Okay, are you ready? I don't know who he is.

SPEAKER_00 51:15

I do want to ask you about crypto's riches man.

SPEAKER_14 51:20

Sit through the whole question and just your response is I don't know who that is. But the whole thing reminds me of that song by Shaggy, it wasn't me.

SPEAKER_08 51:28

It wasn't me. Saw me kissing on the sofa. It wasn't me.

SPEAKER_14 51:31

Saw me in the shower, it wasn't me.

SPEAKER_13 51:36

Somebody said something about him receiving an an uh endorsement from David Duke, and he's like, Who's that? And they're like, Well, he's the head of the KKK. KKK, what's that? I I I don't think I've ever heard of that. I mean, I may have heard of it, but I uh what is that? Right?

SPEAKER_14 51:54

KKK is to the best of my recollection, I can't recall. Isn't that what uh Ollie North was saying? Or I can't I think that was back during the Reagan years.

SPEAKER_13 52:04

Nixon did that a bunch too. Alright, so speaking of jack ashesh type eclipse, I got one here that's pretty good. This guy is gonna be definitely feeling the effects of if you think your knee hurts Dean, watch this. They play it again, I think.

SPEAKER_16 52:41

Oh my god. Oh god.

SPEAKER_13 52:43

Look at the bruise on a guy's back, Bray. What the heck? He's gotta have broken ribs. Oh god. I think it's broken ribs, concussion. Yeah, for it to bruise that fast.

SPEAKER_11 53:02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_13 53:04

Yeah, I mean, I'm surprised somebody isn't on the phone already with 911. He could have a perforated lung. He could have a rib sticking through his heart.

SPEAKER_14 53:16

This is the perfect destination, like Ozzy man says a destination fucked. Wow. Yeah, cold water on the back is not gonna cut it, honey. I wouldn't move him too much, man, until the noise he made sounded like a gut-shot buffalo.

SPEAKER_12 53:35

I'm definitely gonna zoom in on this and slow it down so we can see it really clearly. I'll let it run one more time. Hold on, watch it from the beginning. You can see him.

SPEAKER_13 53:44

Oh man. It's all fun and games until somebody fucks up and he's lucky he wasn't knocked unconscious.

SPEAKER_12 53:51

I mean, that that was unfortunate.

SPEAKER_13 53:53

You know what's funny. We when I was a kid, uh, we used to I was a river rat. When I was a kid, we used to my uncle had a ski nuttique ski boat, so we would ski all up and down the canals. And one of my uncle's friends had this nice dock, and they both worked at FPL, so they had these two huge faux uh telephone poles installed in his dock with a you know with a crossarm over the top and a swing. We would literally back up the mum back, which was a giant step van, and throw the swing up to the top of the mum back and swing off of there, and literally probably land about halfway out in the middle of the canal. But anyway, we were doing this all day one day, and the guys uh that owned the dock had a little girl. She was probably about seven, eight years old, and for some reason she just wasn't paying attention, and somebody took off on that swing, and this girl walked right in front of the swing, and she got launched into the canal, man. She, I mean, she didn't really get she got more shaken up than hurt, really. She just freaked out about it. Uh, you know, maybe a little hurt. I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant experience, but she was basically okay. But man, that was I mean, it could have been almost as bad as that, but luckily it wasn't. But yeah, you know, you you have a good time sometimes and you don't think about, well, what if what if this happened? Right. It's like ouch. Anyway. All right, what else what other clips you got there?

SPEAKER_14 55:20

Uh I got a couple left. I think we're almost running out of time, but yeah, that's true. I just uh I just saw the time. We are about out. We'll do one more clip.

SPEAKER_02 55:29

Well, I got I think I got one that's kind of funny. Hang on.

SPEAKER_14 55:36

Alright, so imagine you get jumped by these guys.

SPEAKER_08 55:40

I uh the nickname Demon. I'm a gay boy gangster, they call us GBG.

SPEAKER_14 55:46

Gay boy gangster prison gang.

SPEAKER_08 55:48

You have to be able to fight to get into Gay Boy Gangsters. Most Gay Boy Gangsters are uh previous gang members that dropped out or got kicked out because of their sexual.

SPEAKER_14 55:58

Now that whole you have to be able to fight, this is an argument that I've long maintained that just because a guest somebody is gay has no indication of whether or not they can fight, right? Nope. As a cop, I I would imagine that the worst domestic dispute to possibly roll up on is two gay guys. Because you're dealing with both sides of the equation are equally capable of inflicting pain and damage. It's not like, you know, when a man and a woman re the you know, the aggressor is probably the man, or at least that's the one you gotta worry about. No, it's in this case, it's everybody.

SPEAKER_05 56:30

They walk with rhythm, dress with precision, and even manage to make prison uniforms look like something entirely different. But in here, it's not style, it's their armor. Because in prison, anything that stands out becomes a target, and they've chosen not to hide.

SPEAKER_14 56:42

Someone need Yeah, I mean, you can be loud and proud. Otherwise, you're just gonna get used up in prison anyway. At least this way you got some say over the matter.

SPEAKER_13 56:51

And think about the fact that this is by far the most terrifying prison gang that you'll ever find. Oh, for sure. I mean, they talk about making somebody their bitch, and they'll like it. Yeah, exactly. It's not about just violence and domination, it's the love too. They'll look you throw a little love in there with you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:19

But what's truly surprising is the way they survive. Within GBG, there are their own rules and structure. They move as a unit. The moment one of them is targeted, the others step in immediately. In this place, an individual is vulnerable, but a group is something else entirely.

SPEAKER_14 57:33

They've learned how to protect themselves under pressure and how to strike back when it's you know, it's kind of surprising that it's taken this long. Because, yeah, all gangs in in prisons are are formed out of protection.

SPEAKER_13 57:46

Uh that that reminds me, every once in a while I've got my algorithm is uh is on X's. I I get to sh get to see a lot of fist fights and stuff like that. And some of the best ones are the guy that like when the lady guys gang up on somebody in Thailand that pissed one of them off. And you know, you see some buff guy getting beat up by like eight guys that look like chicks.

SPEAKER_14 58:07

I've seen a clip some time ago. It was somewhere in the UK, and it's uh some uh transvestite or transsexual, I'm not sure what the proper terminology is, like at a bus stop or something, and this guy is harassing her, giving her shit, you know, you're not a woman, blah, blah, blah. And finally, this person loses it and snaps and grabs this guy and like voice drops down, and all of a sudden it's like, yeah, I'm about to prove your own point and kick the shit out of you. It's like, oh, ma'am, ma'am, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_13 58:38

Reason to choke the life out of me. Ma'am. Alrighty. Like, subscribe, comment, share. Yeah, call it.

SPEAKER_14 58:47

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SPEAKER_13 59:06

Alright, guys. I guess we're out. We'll see you next time. Thanks, guys.