Ep. 67 - The Slack Doctors Episode 67 Sans Dino

The Docs discuss shaving and haircuts, Dr. Bob does another medical rant. The talk about the Iran War and Memorandum of (mis) Understanding, and potential scapegoats. Dr. Chip shares some landlord horror stories. This UFC "plot" is total bullshit, and nobody seems to be buying it except maybe Tim Pool. Dr. Chip takes another jab at PBD. Bongino just wants to be noticed again. George Santos gets into a catfight at the post office. A brave Cowboys fan confronts the county commissioners. What's life like without a smart phone? (ask Dr. Chip). Baby Billy is selfless, just like us. Christian apologist playing with words. Docs watch a Bill Maher clip and discuss cop shootings. Dr. Chip debuts his newest bass.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:17

All right, here we go. We're popping in with another episode of the Slock Doctors. Slack Doctors, Slock, Slack, whatever you want to call us. I am Dr. Chip.

SPEAKER_12 0:26

I am Dr. Bob. And hidden somewhere off-screen, and wrapped in a babushka robe of sickness and misery is producer Dino. We're wishing him well.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

He's not feeling well. Thrown for a loop, we're kind of kind of almost flying, not solo, but duo, uh, with only only our input involved. Um, so how how are you doing today? How's your week been so far?

SPEAKER_12 0:53

Uh pretty, pretty uneventful. I mean, we've, you know, we did that makeup episode on Wednesday, so we've literally we've this week we've taped every two days, so not a whole lot has occurred in the last two days. Um I did try to go get trim, well, with me. I did try to get all trimmed up for the show today. I went to get a haircut and a you know, get my beard shaped and everything. That place was packed. So many people the wait list was like over an hour. I'm like, yeah, I'm uh so you had to just play yourself.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Yeah, well, you know, it's funny. I was I was gonna talk about that myself because I mean uh we we taped two days ago, which was a Wednesday. The day before that, I got my hair cut because I I mentioned I was clean, clean shaven Dr. Chip. And you know, I came home from my haircut, and my the face, the hair on my face was longer than the hair on my head, so I did something I normally don't really do, probably if not the first, at most the second time this year that I've done it, and I shaved last Tuesday.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Right? And so how do I look today on a Friday after having not shaved since last Tuesday? Pretty much the same look like if you went that far.

SPEAKER_12 2:03

Uh yeah, well, I mean, I I have I'm I'm definitely get five o'clock five o'clock stubble, I would say, by two in the afternoon. Um, it doesn't take that long for me. I I just wanted them to whack it down off the neck and then I'll keep it trimmed from there too, and then just shape up the sides. But it's you know kind of a pain in the ass to do it yourself.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Oh, and you were gonna get a haircut too, right?

SPEAKER_12 2:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Yeah, so yeah, while you're there, might as well get the light.

SPEAKER_12 2:28

Might as well roll it all into one. And the whole massage and all that stuff, too. I I do the whole nine yards. They call it the MVP. Well, it's not like a real massage, but they they massage your scalp and stuff when they wash your hair, and then they do like your shoulders with that giant vibrating machine thing that I talked about. I think they call it the MVP treatment.

unknown 2:46

Right.

SPEAKER_12 2:46

It's worth it. Definitely worth it. But yeah, they were they were jam-packed. I mean, not only was the lobby had like six people in it, but then there was like another seven people on the screen that were like had set up online, but just hadn't arrived in the store yet, and they were all ahead of me. So they would have had to get through everybody that was sitting there, and then most of those people would have had to not show up in order for me to make it. I'm like, nah, this is just not.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

I I had a girl that cuts my hair in her she shed. She's got a little she shed in the back of her house. You know, call her up. I'm like, hey, it's about time, when can you do it? She goes, Show up at 9 30. You know, just go in her little she shed and she she does it real quick.

SPEAKER_12 3:23

I'm sure there's people here that do stuff like that too. I just don't know anybody in this town, man. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? They're all a bunch of kids. They don't want to hang out all fart like me.

SPEAKER_02 3:33

Right. But I think I'm I think I'm putting my claim at being partly Jewish at risk by not being able to grow a beard in four days or whatever. Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty ridiculous. Yeah, you're not allowed to put it on the side.

SPEAKER_12 3:44

You're definitely not allowed on Mount Sinai with a face like that and beardless youth.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

You know, it's funny too, though. The day after I shaved, or the day after I forget it, like two days after it was sure enough. I was like, God damn it, this is why I don't do this. It was like all kind of razor burn and itchy, and it's like, oh fuck, shave.

SPEAKER_12 4:02

They'll do a little medical rant if you want, real quick. I I checked the mail today, and uh I had a bill uh from U UF Health, I think. It was basically for the procedure that I just recently had done, that endoscopic ultrasound. So when they did that procedure, I was the like when they give you the printout, it tells you how long the procedure itself takes, right? Eight minutes. Eight and a half minutes. No complications. That's it? Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

That's how much time for the tube down your throat, right?

SPEAKER_12 4:32

Yeah, yeah. Once I was unconscious and they did it, you know what I mean? They were done in eight minutes. So maybe if you want to add the time before thirty, you could say thirty-eight minutes, I guess, maximum, you know. There's no way it took more than a minute or two for me to pass out, and I was there for 20 to 25 minutes before the procedure began for check-in and all of that sort of nonsense. But eight and a half minutes of actual work. Uh, and no biopsies or anything taken. So, you know, just a basic EUS or what's known as an endoscopic ultrasound. So I get the bill and I look at it, and it's fucking it's large. It's it's quite large. Uh so I just before the show I Googled what like what the average cost of an EUS is, and according to Google or the AI or whatever, it was like twelve hundred to three three thousand or something like that. And they said, unless like biopsies are done, and then it could range from thirty five hundred to five thousand. Do you know how much the bill was? Now, obviously, insurance is gonna hit the heft of this, and I'll have to deal with the remainder and blah blah blah. But guess what? How much they charge me? Uh over eleven thousand dollars. Eleven thousand dollars for something that should have, you know, according to what I researched, caps out at around five.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

And and not only that, the part that they're gonna charge you, you're not gonna pay any of it, are you?

SPEAKER_12 5:47

I don't have it. I think they want eight or nine hundred bucks for me. They've already gotten over ten grand from the state for doing it.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 5:55

So they've already doubled their profit for something that took eight and a half minutes.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Yeah, that's like I'm still on collections for that time. I went to the emergency room just literally because all I needed was my synthroid script, and all I had to do was write a script and fax it to the uh to the drugstore, and they wanted to charge eleven hundred dollars for that. I was like, and they well, and you know, they clearly got eight or nine hundred already from the insurance company for doing it, and then they want two or three from me, and I'm like, nah, you got you've already ripped enough people off. You know, I don't have to add to your your booty of your your cruel.

SPEAKER_12 6:29

When I when I had that bad run of had to go into the hot like three times the pancreatitis earlier this year, you know, a couple months ago, one of the incidents I literally had to call the I had to call the squad. It was the only way I could get there. It was too dark to drive, and I was in too much pain to try to even I was afraid I wasn't gonna make it down the outside stairs on my own. So I finally got a bill for that. And you know, again, thank God I have insurance, and you know, they'll hound me for the remainder, and I only owe them, I think, a hundred and fifty or something like that. But the the bill itself without insurance is close to two thousand dollars. They're getting all that for just a ride to the hospital, you know. They didn't they didn't uh administer any any CPR, any first aid. They literally just held my helped me down the stairs, and one of them carried my little you know bag full of clothes and shit because I knew I was gonna be spending a few days there. And uh didn't put an IV in me in the in the ambulance. In fact, tried to put an IV in me in the in the ambulance and failed like two times. So not only did they not do it, but they you know, they just scarred up my arm real good. So by the time I got there, you know, that the hospital was like, well, I guess we'll use that arm. I'm like, yeah, you think?

SPEAKER_02 7:39

That's like my mom died owing for one ambulance ride that uh they charge her, try to charge her like three or four hundred bucks to basically wheel her across a parking lot. Not even the whole parking lot, like just a street. Like from one street, side of the street to the other, and that's the hospital. And they wanted to charge her like three or four hundred dollars. I'm like, yeah, we're not paying that.

SPEAKER_12 8:00

I don't think so. Yeah, you know, everything is the the markup is insane. But eleven thousand dollars for this procedure is criminal. Yeah, yeah, that's insane. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

Well, we're at an interesting point in history. Uh depending on who you ask, we have both both won and lost the war with Iran. Um but I you know, as we all know, there's a there's a certain class of people that win no matter what. You know, the wars always make them money. You know what it's called, the memorandum of understanding.

SPEAKER_12 8:44

Oh you, yes.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

Yeah, now yeah, like first of all, when has anybody ever said, well, we have a memorandum? I mean that's not a treaty.

SPEAKER_12 8:54

Yeah, it's not a treaty, it's not a yeah, exactly. And it's a temporary thing that they have the memo.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

All right, with that in mind, I got a little clip to play real quick here.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

Yeah, this one idea. This is perfect. Yeah, I got the memo, and I understand the policy, and the problem is just that I forgot at one time, and I've already taken care of it, so it's not even really a problem anymore.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Alright, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_12 9:25

He got the memo. Fucking banger of a movie, just a great all-time.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

But yeah, he got the memo. But you know, yeah, I got the memo, and kind of already took it in the problem, so this is that's gonna be Netanyahu pretty soon.

SPEAKER_12 9:40

All of Mike Judge's live action stuff is fire, you know? What uh what else did he he did Office Space, Idiocracy. Yeah. What else did he do that was live? Live action. God, he did one other one. I can't remember what it is now, though, but uh you're right. I mean, obviously King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead, but yeah, as far as live action goes, I want to say there was a third one too.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

I can't remember, but yeah, he's he's a genius. Yeah, so we're uh so we're simultaneously kind of at I mean, you know, and let's face it, this stupid peace memorandum bullshit ain't gonna stick. Like I've said numerous episodes ago, till Netanyahu wants the war to quit, it's not quitting, and he ain't ready to quit. So, but this is gonna be an old uh you know, an interesting dynamic if he keeps going and Trump, and I mean Trump said this before. Trump said, Oh, there'll never be another thing in Gaza when they made that peace deal, and Netanyahu just kept going. And then, you know, and so it's not like Netanyahu hasn't said fuck you before to Trump, but this time it's gonna be now he's supposedly got, and you know, the whole MAGA coalition is just so insanely now it's it was divided, now it's divided again. So it's like almost in thirds now. You know, you got your Mark Levins and Ben Shapiro's who are now anti-Trump, or they're even coping to the point that they're like, all right, he's just doing this to get past the midterms, then we're gonna go back to war.

SPEAKER_12 11:04

Yeah, and as far as you, like you said, it's not working out, he's already lining up uh scapegoats, you know what I mean? Uh just casually joking about it. In fact, we've got a we've got a clip about that that we can show right now. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_09 11:22

You better be careful, JD. He's gonna turn the plane around and get the hell out of here. Yeah, I like that idea. I think it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

He says it in jazz, but he's not joking. Let Nick loves that idea. Look at him back there giggling like a school. Exactly. He was shaking his head when he was saying they were cup, they were making a deal like it was the end of the world. And of course, Rubio, Rubio's been the butt of a million jokes on the internet already. Just he's just back there so stone faced, like, oh Jesus Christ, this is not going to happen. This is not when I walk. This is really a bad idea, was it? It's hilarious. Watch these idiots. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12 12:00

Anyway. Alright, so one of the one of the clips that you sent me, I I saved because I definitely I think it's going to lead to a really good story because the title or the subject of the email was I did this once. So after we share this, I'm really curious to hear uh what you did. And I've heard of this guy before, before you sent me this. I've heard about this, what this dude was doing.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Yeah, this is foolproof.

SPEAKER_12 12:25

You can't vacate it. All right, so this guy known as his name is Flash Shelton, also known as Squatter Hunter, fights squatters by moving in with them and making the situation so uncomfortable that they leave, helping homeowners retake control. Uh, and it goes on to say that he, you know, he he did this originally the first time, I guess, uh, to help his mother, who had a vacant home in California, uh, who strangers and squatters had moved into. So he basically gets a lease, got a lease from her and signs it, which gives him legal tenancy. Then he goes to the property and waits until he can get in. And as soon as he can get in, he gets in and just refuses to leave, and then proceeds to play music loud and you know, be an ass, and you know, all within the law, you know, definitely all within the law. He actually has a lease to be there until they eventually decide to give up his leave.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

I think they had a like a baby or a small kid, like one or two years old or something like that. And they've been living in the house. I you know, I'm trying to remember who was living in the apartment then. I I guess it wasn't you. Or you would have probably remembered this, but um somebody was living up there, but I was apparently living somewhere else, and this guy stopped paying rent, and so I was using that money to pay my rent, and either I didn't have the money or I didn't want to spend it to, you know. I basically told the guy, like, look, man, if you can't pay the rent, you gotta move out. Oh, I'm not moving out, man. I got a lease, this, that, and that. I'm like, well, if you don't pay the rent, I'm moving in because I can't pay my rent.

SPEAKER_12 13:55

So he didn't even like try to make excuses and and and draw you along. He just straight up said, I got a lease and I'm not leaving, and you know.

SPEAKER_02 14:02

Well, he no, I I forget. I think he did kind of say, Oh, I think I get to as a matter of fact, he kept telling me he was he was designing some web fucking uh uh some app that was gonna make him millions of dollars, and I'm like, Yeah, whatever, dude, but you gotta pay the rent for now. You know, look. But I think I he got like two or maybe even up to I think like two months behind or something like that. And I just I was just straight up with him. I'm like, dude, if I if I'm not getting rent from you, I can't pay my rent. So I need somewhere to live. This is my house. If I I'm not living on the street. So if you're not giving me any money, I'm moving in there. You've got plenty of room. You've only got your thumbs and a baby. There's two other rooms in there. I'm living in one of them. And sure enough, like literally the day of me showing up with my stuff, they moved out. It's like finally, like, and not very happily or pleasantly either. And I'm like, hey man, I don't know what to tell you. He just did like all three.

SPEAKER_12 14:55

Right. So highly effective method. It literally took a day.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

Yeah. Matter of fact, I'm looking at a uh like a TV stand table that's in my living room that belonged to him that they left. Like, all right, well, at least I got something out of the guy because he did owe me a shit ton of back rent. And I was like, Yeah, get out, dude. And he was all so indignant to me, like it was my fault. Like I'd done something to him, and I was like, he kept, I think he was either texting me or writing me on Facebook or something like that, all these things about you're such an asshole, fuck you, dude. When I make my millions with my app, this, that, and the other thing. And I would just basically go, Well, why didn't you just pay your rent? That was my whole response. I'm like, if this is the case, if you're gonna be so rich and you got all these backers, why don't you just pay your rent? We wouldn't be wherever we are right now if you'd have just paid your rent. That's all you had to do.

SPEAKER_12 15:44

Yeah, and especially considering, like you said, there were actually were available rooms in the in the it's not like you were you know what I mean? Yeah, you yeah, go ahead. You kids can still sleep in her bed.

SPEAKER_02 15:55

Yeah, uh, you know, I mean they're just leaving the phone. I mean, I I told them I was, you know, you don't want you're not gonna be happy than me living there. I mean, I didn't, you know, tell them I was gonna do anything specific, just saying, like, this is gonna be pretty uncomfortable, but you know, if you don't can't pay me, I'm moving in. It's like that's it. It's my house. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna sleep on the street when I own a house. You know, that's not that's not gonna happen. So either you gotta pay up or anyway. Yeah, but I I've done that. One other time, um, I don't know if I don't think I told this story, but one other time I had this, I'd gotten really desperate and started thinking of and renting out one room. I was gonna maybe just rent out rooms at a time because the place had been empty for long and I was getting kind of desperate. Um, so I had rent this couple a room, and it turns out they were like, I don't know if they were fucking methods or heroin addicts or whatever, but they were not good. And it got to the point, like one time I came home and there was like a bunch of black guys just kind of standing around in my yard, you know, in the driveway over there. And I'm like, I watched, I drive up and I'm like, what are you guys doing? They're like, oh, we're here waiting for blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, get the fuck out of here. You know, what are you get out of my yard? What are you doing? So we're like dealing something out of there. God, dude. I don't know if they're dealing, but they were definitely doing something because and this is fast-forwarding to the end of the story. I don't want to miss it. But I ended up piling all their shit on the street, and there was literally hypodermic needles all in that shit. I was very careful to try not to get boked by anything, right? Just putting it shit out on the street to be taken away as gr as garbage. And of course, you remember from living there, anything you put out on the street, guess who starts rumming through it? You know, all the old Haitian ladies from across the street. And I'm telling, I'm trying to tell these chicks. Um, I'm, you know, 80-year-old Haitian ladies, I'm like, needles, there's needles, don't, don't go rooting around. There's needles, don't get poked, don't get AIDS, there's needles in there, and they're just like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just rooting around through there, fucking throwing needles around. They're like, Jesus Christ, whatever. All right, have fun. But anyway, so one time, oh, you know what it was? Is I'd gotten, I pretty much had it with them, and I was like, look, you haven't paid rent, you gotta get out, and they're like, Oh, we're not getting out. I went over to there and said, You dude, you're getting out. You're getting out like really soon, and if you don't, we're gonna have some serious problems. And I was pissed. I well somehow I locked my keys in the house. Like I had gone down to fucking confront this guy and and lock my door on the way out and didn't bring any keys or something. Like, so I left the house, I'm steaming. I can't get in my house now, and I'm just fucking ready to kick this guy's ass. Oh, okay. Now, before that, even I had called my mom, and I was telling her, I was like, dude, I'm I don't know what to do. This guy's being a dick. I I don't know what I'm gonna have to kick his ass. He's a little guy, too. It's like I could have easily just picked him up and thrown him out of the house. I was like, man, I don't I don't know, I might have to kick this little guy's ass to get him out of the house, blah, blah, blah. And I was telling her how pissed off I was, and she was like, oh no, no, no, calm down, calm down. I'm like, I don't know, I don't know, this guy's really asking for it, this kind of thing. And then and then I remember I I kind of like hung up on her in a fit of rage, you know, like, ah, fuck that guy, and I hung up or what something like that. And then and then my phone had got locked in my house when I locked myself out. All right, so the only thing I could really do. Right. I see where this is going. Right. Well, all I could do was I could still get in the garage because I had the code, and I didn't have any keys to anything, but I had a bicycle. So I go, I know she's got a key to the house or to my apartment, so I can get back in. So I get on my bike, ride all the way down to my mom's house, which is from, you know, the Belvedere Homes to Palm Springs, around the airport. You know, it's about a good half hour ride. And while I'm taking the ride, I developed the plan. I'm like, at the I'm thinking to myself, well, she's probably freaking out. She probably thinks I'm down there trying to kick this guy's ass. She's probably trying to call me right now.

SPEAKER_12 19:52

Exactly. And your phone's just ringing in a locked house.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

You would that's what you would think, right?

SPEAKER_12 19:56

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

So, anyway, so I'll use that. I'll go, hey, now call the cops and say, hey, my I don't know what's going on. My kid just said he's gonna beat this guy's ass and get the cops there. Because if the cops get there, this guy's going to jail. I knew that. So that was my plan when I got to my mom's house to tell her, call the cops. So I I ride for a half hour, 45 minutes, whatever it takes me to get to her house, get to her house, walk in her door, and I go, So uh, have you been trying to call me? She's like, No, what are you talking about? Like, you're not worried about anything that was just we were talking about? And she's like, No, I should. I'm like, all right, well, never mind, forget about that. Give me a ride back, you gotta let me in the apartment. And on the way back, you're gonna tell them, you're gonna call the cops and tell them that, you know, my son just said he's gonna beat this guy's ass, and now he's not answering the phone. I'm on the way there now. I need you to send the police.

SPEAKER_12 20:49

Maybe you should have phrased it, my son told me this guy. I said he was gonna get beat his ass.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So what happened is we get almost there, about a block or two, I get out of the car. So she shows up. Cops, sure enough, are there. I come walking back, I come walking down the street now. Like I just I my excuse was I had walked over to Skip's house because my uncle lives a couple of houses away, he doesn't have a key to my house, but he just I just went over to my uncle's house. I just came back. What's going on? Like, I didn't know what's going on. And sure enough, the cops asked this guy for his ID. As soon as he gets the ID, he's got warrants, off he goes. Yeah, he's out of the house. Now, unfortunately, the house is locked, and his girlfriend is at work or something, so I had to get a locksmith to come open the door, put on a new lock. By the time she got home from work, all her shit was in the garage. And he just locked the door and like, all right, you guys are out. That was it. And she just kind of took off, never showed up again. And it's funny, the funny thing is, as they were taking this guy away in handcuffs, he was very apologetic. I mean, he he knew he was a drug addict and a loser. He was like, Yeah, man, I'm sorry about this, you know. Then I'm like, Yeah, all right, whatever, dude. See it. You know, like get the hell out of here. I would be the most uninformed guy on the planet for sure by now, but apparently uh apparently not.

SPEAKER_12 22:38

Yeah, you brought it up the other day. I didn't know about it either. I hadn't heard about it.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Yeah, it's apparently down in uh Louisiana right now.

SPEAKER_12 22:46

You know what's sad is that I watch so little news compared to you. I like to look at uh iFunny for memes. And uh oftentimes I don't know what's going on until somebody's making fun of it. That's how I know.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Right. Well, I don't know what's going on until it comes on YouTube or something. But it's a it's funny, on in the same vein, like when I go to my doctor and they still try to push statins on me for the high cholesterol. It's like, are you guys really that stupid? Are you really that uninformed that you don't know what's happening here? That's not a thing anymore. But anyway. So I'm watching Tim the tool pool, uh just just swallowing every bit of this UFC terror plot bullshit, hook, line, and sinker. So much so that I have to wonder if he's getting some kind of uh commission or if he could possibly sell this to somebody because it's so completely bullshit, and he's up here just so oh, I can't believe this isn't a bigger story. It's because everybody knows it's bullshit, damn. Come on.

SPEAKER_12 23:53

Yeah, it's it's the standard FBI playbook of finding an idiot and you know, giving him an idea and promoting him to do it, possibly funding and or planning the entire thing. And then the second he does anything, you slap you boom, we caught him. Look, you know.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

And not only not only just to take credit, but now they're trying to get this, they're gonna use this to help uh pass the Pfizer thing and the and the and the bunker, you know, it it aligns with so many things that they're pushing. It's just like, yeah, no, it's just completely coincidence that this happened. And like I said, if they're gonna say anybody planned anything, you gotta start with Joe Rogan. He said six months ago, this is a stupid idea. Yeah. Anyway, all right, go ahead. All right, we got one more. Watching Brett Baer stare right into PBD's face, uh, you know, PBD, the the Iranian huckster, and say, Well, you know, we can't really trust Iranians, they all cheat, is just pure height of ironic hilarity, and good God knows it just happened. Somebody better clip that soon, I hope, because it's fucking hilarious. It was pretty good.

SPEAKER_12 25:06

Uh, but I don't I'm not as fascinated with this PBD guy as you are uh Well, it's it's kind of it's kind of hilarious to watch these.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

It's it's comical. It really is. It's like it's they don't realize how ridiculous they are, you know, and it's just like watching these guys like today. He's sitting there, you know, Brett Bear is looking right at PBD, going, You can't trust Iranians, they never fucking take, you know, you know, like he doesn't like that he's talking to an Iranian that you can't trust just completely doesn't even occur to him. Oh, it's so hilarious. And then what was the other thing they were talking about? Um yeah, but they're just so tone-deaf and clueless. Yeah, and the the the just the amount of copium, and like I say, that there's they're in the they're in the last column of Trump supporters that still, no matter what he does, you know, even though they all go, yeah, no, this isn't the best deal. I guess we'll see. Maybe they have six months to negotiate it better, and you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But they're still right behind on the, you know, we're still MAGA, we're still right by he's still our guy, and this and that and the other thing. That's so hilarious.

SPEAKER_09 26:16

All right. The closer you get to God, the harder the devil works on you. Well, the devil's working overtime now. He's cashing in that OT check. Probably spreading the wealth around, too. Folks, something else is gonna happen. And this is the last show I do.

SPEAKER_12 26:38

Now, the vagueness of this aside, uh the the pathetic attempt to to just try to inject himself back into the zeitgeist in any way, shape, or form. Please just listen to me say anything or do anything. Dude, you're lucky he's lucky that we're even giving him any coverage like this.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

Because he's a clown. He's a fucking caricature.

SPEAKER_12 27:00

Exactly. But yeah, okay. I'll let him finish his his thought.

SPEAKER_09 27:05

Erica or anyone else. I just wanted on the record that I was on I was on the right side of this.

SPEAKER_12 27:16

Of what? Right, because you promised to reveal everything from the inside once you got a spot on the inside and then did absolutely nothing.

SPEAKER_09 27:27

By the right side, I don't elevate myself or my character above you or anyone else. Well, good. I just mean like the non-demon side.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

All right, now is he talking about UFOs now? All right, so my my question is, is is anybody checking Khalici to to see what the odds are and what the fuck he's talking about? I mean, is he talking about Epstein files? Is he talking about Iran? Is he talking about aliens? What the fuck is he talking about?

SPEAKER_12 28:01

He has no idea, but he just wants anybody to desperately listen. Please pay any attention.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

And what's Erica got to do with it?

SPEAKER_03 28:08

What the hell is he talking about?

SPEAKER_12 28:13

Anyway. Alright, so I gotta I was gonna say, I think the rest of the stuff I have is either just funny or like I think there might be one uh religious one.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

I'm pretty sure, but I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty sure this is your guy. Um where is it? Is it yeah? I'm pretty sure this is your guy, Santos.

SPEAKER_12 28:37

I'm I love how you always call him my guy. But then again, I do the same to you with PBD, so fair enough.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Santos is hilarious. He's he's he's a he's funny as shit.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

Yeah, this is my personality now. I walk in with my package and I walk up, and the employee looks at me and she goes, What is that? No hello, just immediate judgment. I said, A box. She goes, barely.

SPEAKER_12 29:11

Is this Tim Dylan's more flamboyant brother or something?

SPEAKER_02 29:14

No, I'm telling you, I think this is that disgrace Senator Santos. I mean, I I don't think maybe, you know. But he's very close.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

She spins it around like she's on a cooking show. This tape is just chaotic, she says. Chaotic? It's going to Connecticut, honey, not therapy. I go, it's secure. She goes, it's optimistic. The line behind me starts leaning in because New Yorkers love conflict the way other cities love brunch. I say, can you just send it? And she says, I'll send anything. Doesn't mean it'll arrive. Oh, so now my package has trust issues. I go, what do you want from me, lady? She says, effort. Effort? I sit in line for 20 minutes. That is effort. She hands me tape with an attitude, not handing, like tossing it, like feeding a zoo animal. So now I'm rage taping. Too much tape, aggressive tape. This box is like it just survived the damn kidnapping. I slam it back on the counter and she looks at it and she pauses and says, Well, now you've done too much. You told me to do more. She goes, You didn't have to do it emotionally. The man behind me looks at me and he goes, she's not a big emotional taping.

SPEAKER_12 30:24

Dude, I have to say, uh I feel really bad now about being upset for it being asked a receipt because that has nothing compared to what that fucking ordeal.

SPEAKER_02 30:33

But they're going, I mean, it sounds like they've been each of them are given as good as they're getting.

SPEAKER_12 30:37

So you know, very catty both ways.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

I just kind of two adults aside. Yeah, this is my personality now. I walk in with my package and I walk up, and the employee looks at me and she goes, What is that? The man behind me looks at me and he goes, Gitter. She scans it and goes, You want insurance? At this point, honey, I want couples counseling. I say, Yes, for the both of us. She prints the receipt, slides it over, and says, Have the day you deserve. Oh, so now we're cursing politely now. I said, You two, stay blessed and slightly inconvenienced. And the whole line gasped while we exchange, like we were exchanging vows. The post office isn't customer service, it's a roast battle where nobody wins, but your package will cost $28 to ship.

SPEAKER_12 31:20

Have the day you deserve is a pretty is a pretty good. I might have to add that to my lexicon.

unknown 31:26

Right.

SPEAKER_12 31:27

I don't think I've ever said that to anybody, but I like the way it sounds.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

And I have I have one thing to say to this guy. Ever heard of FedEx?

unknown 31:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

UPS, they have them right in the they have them all over. They have right in Walgreens. I think you can go to the UPS and send it to you.

SPEAKER_12 31:44

I don't think he entirely disliked it though. I mean, it provided plenty of material for him. I think you kind of had a good time doing that.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Oh, this is true. This is true. All right, so I'm gonna do one more on the in the in the funny category. And this guy, apparently, I'm glad to know that this guy is in Florida. Because this guy is fucking uh, you know, and if we move to Tampa, I am gonna start going to these meetings.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

I just want to say it is Pride Month. Who is excited for Pride Month? I know that I'm excited for Pride Month, but I want to say Jane Castor makes all of us gay so proud because she is one of the first gay mayors of a major metropolitan city. So shout out Jane Castor, but the rest of Hillsborough County is not gay enough. And so I just want to call on this Pride Month should be a priority to make it where more drag kids can be free to be gay. So I wrote a little stanza for you.

SPEAKER_12 32:40

What do you think he's trying to say about the Cowboys? What's that? What do you think he's trying to say about Dallas fans? You'll get to that. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

It's okay to be gay, even if you want to play with an old guy in the background holding his hand over his mouth. It's okay to be clear. The lady's beaming up. It's okay to be gay. Look at a penis on your phone today. It's okay to be gay. I don't care if you have monkeypox, as long as your body rocks. It's okay, smiling up at him. All I wanna do is say no way. If you're a girl, your body is nasty. I like the booty cuz that goes fasty. I like to be super gay, doing TikToks where I really slay. Slay queen, I like to be gay, and I love it every day. And I want to stick my tongue in your butt, lick it deep, make you say what he shows for eight years old. They could step in.

SPEAKER_12 34:02

Well, they can't. That's the beauty of it. Because so far up until that moment, yeah. Everything he was saying, as funny as it was, and as sarcastic, it was still kind of protected, but slipping the yeah. Well, yeah, continue.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

That's the beauty of it. That's the brilliance of it.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

To be really bold, we need bright flags in the classroom. Just because I'm hanging kids, I don't need to groom them. They already are very gay. It's okay to be gay. I know it's vetted by the CIA. It's okay to be gay. I just want to say that you always need to slay. It's okay to be gay. A gay man will save you than you could ever pray. He's gonna use every one of his three minutes, isn't he?

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Or whatever they get. Oh, of course. And you think he just is doing this off the cuff, or did he memorize this? No, he yeah, he memorized this for sure.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

Eat these cookies. I hope you enjoy how they make you feel. Tell your parents they need to chill. We're gonna hang out all tonight. Let's not cause a gay fist fight. And I just want to say, I'm a proud gay man. We need to make um drag shows for children more accessible. And I wore my favorite gay pride shirt. It's a Dallas Cowboys Dag Prescott t-shirt jersey. So if you guys want to get this, you can get it on Etsy or my TikTok shop. And it's print on sign. And I just want to say, Hillsboro County, you guys need to do better and be a little more gay. It's 2026. Eight-year-olds should be able to go to Pride this year. Thank you.

SPEAKER_12 35:42

I mean, all right, so it's a genius platform to create content because he knows that they're gonna, he's he's basically piggybacking on their whole audio and and camera system to get great of him doing this insane shit. I wonder if he watched Stanhope do it in Bisbee and thought that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

I'm sure I think I'm sure he did. I think I should. Do you not know who this guy is?

SPEAKER_12 36:07

No.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Oh, this guy's huge. All right, first of all, this guy follows around AOC and says, deport everyone except for the BBLs. Big Buck Latinas.

SPEAKER_12 36:20

No, I didn't know I'd say who this guy is. And I'm shocked that you know who he is, and I've got a clip to share that that explains why I'm shocked by that, because this is basically you. And yet you're you're so much more uh informed.

SPEAKER_08 36:36

A hundred dollar giveaway. Oh, really? Well all you gotta do is scan the QR code with your phone and then your entered. With my phone. Yeah, and then what it'll just take you to the website, answer a few survey questions, and then then what? It'll just take you to just like that. Just yeah, just like that. Future. Yeah, yeah. Oh, uh you need a smartphone for this. You're calling me stupid? No, no, uh, you just need a smartphone. So, what is this then? It's not a smartphone.

SPEAKER_07 37:08

So, therefore, you're calling me stupid. I'm saying you don't have a smartphone. Oh, I'd beg to differ. I think my phone's pretty smart. It calls people all over the world. It's got 3G.

SPEAKER_08 37:17

Send hundred text for just thirty dollars a month. Okay, yeah. Look, forget it, man. We can uh what's your God?

SPEAKER_12 37:22

Do you remember back in in the big remember when you used to wait until 9 p.m. to call people? Because you're you unlimited minutes after nine?

SPEAKER_02 37:29

You know, I'm not sure I had a smart uh a cell phone back then.

SPEAKER_12 37:34

And back then they weren't smartphones, they were just dumb cell phones. Yeah, I don't remember. Flip phones and razors and stuff like that. But yeah, they used to charge text, your text would be charged by the word or by the letter uh or by the text itself. And well, I've never texted. I mean, I've never been a big text fan. You know, and you got so many minutes, like nobody sells no phone plans come with minutes. Like everything is unlimited calling now, and it has for you know over a decade or two. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:59

But I remember when it used to be by the minutes. I never came close to using up all the minutes. I I'm just never on the phone that much.

SPEAKER_12 38:06

Yeah. But anyway. But yeah, it was always if I remember correctly, it was free after nine. So you tell but people, yeah, don't don't call me till nine. Of course, now I'm old and I'm asleep at nine. But back then when I work nights.

SPEAKER_02 38:19

We'll finish this off so they can see us.

SPEAKER_12 38:21

Your email. We could just do that.

SPEAKER_07 38:23

I don't have email. I'm broke. Email's free. But you have to have a computer to check it on. I don't have a computer because I'm a broke. You don't have an email? Not everybody has an email.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

What's that? Sometimes I tell people I don't.

SPEAKER_12 38:38

Not everybody has to. But yeah, you do have you have technology, and you don't, you know, you're not bereft of a smartphone because you're broke, just because you don't want one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

But that's my excuse.

SPEAKER_12 38:49

Yeah. And a lot of the times I'm on the same, you know, I'm on like, look, for one thing, there's nothing I hate more than a restaurant than when you go to you get seated and there's a QR code there, and you're supposed to like, come on, man, I'm here. I can understand using technology if I want to order it for delivery or even for pickup or something like that. I've made the effort, I've come in, uh, you know, I'm I'm sitting here. Please come over and and talk to me and take you know, engage with me in some way as a human being. Right. All right, you got another one? Uh well, I can do another one. Oh, yeah, this is this is pretty funny. This is this is me saying I have no money.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

Nothing. Zero zilch. By the time I pay all my scientists, all my people in my and my research department lab coats, it's a wash. Well, why you do it then, baby Billy? Well, because I'm selfless.

SPEAKER_12 39:46

Selfless. Dude, I love that fans. That guy is a great actor. I mean, he he always plays a southern guy. I don't think I've ever heard him do any other accent as far as like try to sound like some from somewhere else. But um, but he I think the best thing I I ever saw him in was uh The Hateful Eight. Like his role in that was just awesome.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

Well, he was in uh Django as well.

SPEAKER_12 40:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Tarantino apparently likes him.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

He's he's in a lot of like uh Netflix stuff, I think.

SPEAKER_12 40:15

That show that that clip is from, Righteous Gemstones, is pretty damn funny. It's a pretty damn funny show. Goodman is funny in it. Danny McBride is hilarious in that show.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

Will Farrell's in that, right?

SPEAKER_12 40:27

I think so.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

He's got like a he he's in like a couple of appearances. He comes in as this. Yeah, yeah, he's not part of the main cast. What's that?

SPEAKER_12 40:35

He's not part of the main cast.

SPEAKER_02 40:37

No, no, but he gives because I've seen outtakes of him doing, you know, they pretty much had most of the the dialogue, I guess, and they have the outtakes of him and Danny McBride and Goggins all cracking up. But uh yeah.

SPEAKER_12 40:49

And my really good thing. They film that in like South Carolina they film it in like South Carolina or something like that, and I guess uh Danny McBride and uh a couple of those guys all have homes and stuff around there, so they've kind of Yeah, I think that's where he's from. Yeah. Two more well shit, one of them is just literally a post that you sent that uh just goes to show the what you what you say all the time or what we make jokes about all the time. Republicans, racist, but secretly gay. Democrats, gay, but secretly racist.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Yeah, right? That was just perfect. I was like, that's that's the perfect quickie.

SPEAKER_12 41:25

Yeah, that is that's a visual quickie. Yeah. What's the last one you got? The last one I have is uh based on religion. This is this should be a good one.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

Oh, this guy.

SPEAKER_12 41:41

All right. Yeah. Well, I'll probably have to pause this a lot to make comments.

SPEAKER_06 41:46

Satan said to Eve, you shall not die. Well, God said you'll die. When Satan said to Eve, you shall not die. Well, God said you'll die. But Satan said you won't die.

SPEAKER_12 41:59

So he's referring to the tree of knowledge, or the the tree that they were you know forbidden to eat the fruit of, and God did tell them in the garden that if you eat if you eat of the tree of knowledge, if you eat of the fruit of this tree, you will surely die.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

That's what he's talking about. I was gonna say, because if you ask me, I thought I thought God promised you're gonna live forever in heaven.

unknown 42:17

Right.

SPEAKER_12 42:17

You'll never and then the serpent tells them, no, no, no, if you if you eat that fruit, you won't die, but instead you'll have the under you'll be as God is, you'll have the understanding, you'll know, you'll know the difference between right, you know, all that. Well, guess what happened? They ate it, they didn't die. So Satan didn't like you know well, yeah, but exactly. But the the the implication, of course, is that if you eat that fruit, you're gonna drop dead.

SPEAKER_06 42:44

When the text of the Bible says God created the world in six days, and someone says, Well, that's not a day. Well, if the text says a day and the context validates that it's a day, then it would be an error to conclude that it's something other than a day.

SPEAKER_12 43:03

I mean, not only is it ridiculous to go to follow, you know, something written that long ago, literally, but the number and times of translations that it's gone through and the different interpretations and meanings of each word that's been brought up makes it virtually impossible to know what was ever said at any point in time in history when you go that far back.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

Um here we are doing that thing they say is a great idea uh called critical thinking.

SPEAKER_12 43:29

Yeah. Which a clip we recently reviewed, uh, scripture tells us we should engage in. We'll let them finish.

SPEAKER_06 43:36

And so I think it's always very important to watch for the idea of someone trying to adjust the meaning of words to bring about something else when the words often are very clear, and that's what Satan tried to do. Did God say you'll die? You won't die. Did God say they were in days? Well, they're not days. When Satan said to Eve, You shall words are in vain.

SPEAKER_12 44:00

And made up. The meanings of all words change constantly.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

Which way which words is he talking about that are so clear?

SPEAKER_12 44:08

You know, not only is the is the entire parable or or its the Genesis story obviously filled with inconsistencies and illogical and you know all of that nonsense, but the parallel between Satan or the serpent and and Prometheus is pretty pretty high, right? Like and then especially considering eventually he gets the name Lucifer, which is morning star or the bringer of light, the bringer of knowledge. Prometheus stole fire from the gods and brought it down to give the knowledge of how to make fire to humans, uh, empowering humans and giving them some grasp of technology slash science slash knowledge. So they both kind of fill the same role. That's the end of my clips. What do you got?

SPEAKER_02 44:56

All right, well, I got this one that I agree with the sentiment of this clip, but this doesn't seem like it could be possible. Love the cinnamon, but I feel like I could eat that whole bag of sour patch. I don't think I can eat everything on the other side of the table.

SPEAKER_12 45:58

Well, no, it's because everything on the on the right side of the table is full of fiber and and you know bulk. It's not just raw concentrated sugar.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

Yeah, but I mean, you know, obviously he's not he's not doing comparative uh for servings.

SPEAKER_12 46:15

Because I mean obviously probably is uh 3,000 calories on each side.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Can't be. Well, that would mean I mean uh uh now well he puts down a whole bowl of something and says it's 3,000 calories.

SPEAKER_12 46:27

Raw fruits and vegetables are are pretty damn low in calories. I mean, uh I was looking to see if he had any really bad ones, like high ones on there, like mango or pineapple or something, really jacked in sugar, but and especially that first giant bowl of salad, if you don't, you know, obviously he didn't have any dressing on it. As soon as you start putting dressing on shit, ranch dressing and Caesar salad dressing and stuff like that is just my comparison.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Like, I think I could eat that whole bag of fucking junk, whatever it was.

SPEAKER_12 46:53

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Size-wise for sure.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

How is that possible?

SPEAKER_12 46:59

Because it's your your body, it's because the bulk of it, the size of it, it's just got more calories, it's more densely cali, it's got more dense calories in it.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

And it just seems I mean, I I agree that you know the other stuff is definitely better for you.

SPEAKER_12 47:15

But again, and he also didn't have any meat or anything in any fats on the right side of the table, which have way more calories in it than than fruits and vegetables.

SPEAKER_02 47:26

So even though all right, so if you ate everything on the other side of the of the table, you would get all those calories, but then you'd get a shit ton of other stuff.

SPEAKER_12 47:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:36

All right, so on the other.

SPEAKER_12 47:37

And it would take longer to do it, too.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

Way longer. Yeah. Way longer than the colour. I guess one of the one of the biggest. If I eat the whole bag of the candy, you're just getting sugar and calories, right?

SPEAKER_12 47:48

Yep. You're just getting calories. You're not getting any nutrient nutrition. You're also probably getting a lot of a lot of chemicals and preservatives. Now, there's going to be some chemicals that were sprayed on the fruits and vegetables, some of which you can wash off and some of which is harder to deal with. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

I don't know. I just didn't think the math would math up on that though.

SPEAKER_12 48:08

You know, one of the products that is got such a people have such a backwards view on is juice. Juice is really not good for you. Juice is at least as much, if not more, sugar than soda, you know. And then people say, well, if the fruit is good. Well, yeah, the fruit's good for you because it takes so much longer for you to consume it, and you consume all the fiber that was is in it as well, which helps to offset it. And it, you know, it doesn't spike your blood sugar because you're not getting hit with it all at once. Drinking an eight-ounce glass of orange juice is like eating six oranges in 30 seconds. But without the pulp and all the pulp. But without, yeah, yeah, but you're getting all of that same amount of sugar and everything, but yeah. Right. So just there's a reason with that when diabetics slip into low blood sugar, the the go-to is orange juice. That's what you give them to bring them back. You don't give them a Coca-Cola, you you know, or a Mountain Dew. You give them orange juice. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 49:04

You know, he everybody knows how much I love to love to hate Bill Mayer, but he got in trouble for this reason.

SPEAKER_12 49:11

We give him a lot of a lot of airtime on the show, though. Not that he needs it. This is true.

unknown 49:14

All right.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

So what he asked was how many people do the cops kill every year? All right.

SPEAKER_11 49:18

And and uh and well, we'll they shoot about a thousand people a year. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 49:22

How many did they kill or how many they shoot? Are white people. Tell me. What's that? How many they shoot or how many they kill? Clearly, they just mean how many they shoot.

SPEAKER_11 49:33

So again, you we're having this discussion, but you're you're so sure of yourself you don't even know the stat. But why does that statement?

SPEAKER_10 49:40

Because you're talking about what you're talking about, uh, how much you have to worry about. Not I have to worry. My friends who are black, who are raising, who are married and raising kids, right? Here's what I this is what I my personal experience. My personal experience when I took my kids out and they got their driver's license, right? I was worried about them driving safely. And and those are the discussions I had. Don't speed and don't take somebody. My black friends have to have an added discussion that I've never had.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

And if they have friends named Stevie No Drive, yeah, they should be taking over to get in a car.

SPEAKER_10 50:15

If you get pulled over by the car, what's that?

SPEAKER_12 50:17

They then they should their parents should tell them don't ever get in a car with that guy.

SPEAKER_10 50:20

Yeah, right. Cop, make sure that your hands are there. Don't reach for anything. Okay, so isn't that privilege?

SPEAKER_11 50:27

Okay, again, let's not talk about let's let's just I like the word advantage better.

SPEAKER_02 50:32

There's something it's so much better if we call it a different word.

SPEAKER_11 50:35

Yeah, yeah. About privilege that just is uh it it it it bleeds into something that gets a little ridiculous. Advantage, I think, is a harsher thing. I think it's a realer thing.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

I think you guys are talking about the same thing and you don't want to use it because they are talking about the same thing, and they are both equally wrong, as I will point out here shortly.

SPEAKER_00 50:57

Yeah, we can't have the connotation of it that's attached to it.

SPEAKER_11 51:01

Okay, but let's get back to the police.

unknown 51:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 51:03

Okay, they shoot about a thousand people a year. Right? Right. Now, in a country of three hundred and forty million people, a lot of whom are crazy and a lot of whom are armed.

SPEAKER_02 51:15

I don't know if that's so now in Bill's uh if you're crazy or armed, yeah, who cops can shoot you? Not that you've got a victim or or committed a crime. If you're crazy or armed, yeah, fuck it, shoot.

SPEAKER_11 51:33

Like a ridiculous number. There are some people the police do have to shoot. What percentage are white? Three quarters.

SPEAKER_10 51:41

More white.

SPEAKER_11 51:42

Wow. But since blacks are only fourteen percent of the population, that's almost twice the percentage of what it would be. Right. Okay. So there's a problem. There's a problem. But the police also have many more encounters with black people. Yeah, I wonder why that is, Bill. So you have to figure in all these things.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

All right. So as we know.

SPEAKER_12 52:13

I mean, I I I don't know if it varies by department, state, and whatnot, but I feel like the criteria for for shooting somebody should be the same for the for them as it is for us, i.e., in defense of your own life. In other words, if a criminal runs at runs at a cop with a knife or pulls a gun and starts shooting at a cop, I think he should be allowed to shoot back. But short of that, short of that, uh no.

SPEAKER_02 52:38

But does that happen a thousand times a year? I doubt it.

SPEAKER_12 52:42

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_02 52:43

Yeah, and but that's not a question from either of those guys, or two thousand, or whatever the number was. But and my point is, you know, two thousand, no matter if they're black, white, hispanic, oriental, Jews, Muslims, I don't care. That's too many. Too many goddamn people getting shot for what? What are they getting shot for? Show me.

SPEAKER_12 53:03

Yeah, I don't know. Again, if they're if they're shooting at you, if they're if they're then yes, but other than that.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

There's a lot of you know, there's many documented cases where that is clearly not the case.

SPEAKER_12 53:14

But I mean, you also shouldn't whip out your revolver and start shooting or your gun and your service pistol and start shooting at balloons that may or may not be floating away with contraband.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Or like that guy, Preet Pritzi or whatever, that was, you know, they killed in uh in in Minneapolis or whatever, that was like they'd just taken his gun and then they shoot him. You know, it's like, what the fuck? I mean, come on. This is not right. It doesn't matter what color you are. If you can't show me a victim or a or an imminent victim or something, you shouldn't be shooting anybody of any color. Color's got nothing to do with it, as you and I know. You know, you know, I would say that you know, we probably live through that situation because we were white.

SPEAKER_12 53:55

Absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 53:57

Yeah, but I mean, uh that's that's judgment call, but I'd say me and you probably both agree on that. If we were a different color, we would probably have been shot on that one. Or somebody wouldn't have been shot, maybe not you and me, but somebody would have been shot. Uh anyway, but yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, Bill Mayer's just such an out-of-touch boomer. He's such a fucking idiot sometimes. It's like, come on, man, don't be a fucking moron. Anyway. I wanted to maybe uh try a new segment we might want to do every Friday called uh uh This Week's Base. Anyway, it's it's one of the one of the bases I would sell. Uh it's a very interesting, unique base. Um, it's one of the lightest bases I've ever. I mean, you can literally, this thing's probably four or five pounds at most.

SPEAKER_12 54:53

Um looks like balsa wood almost.

SPEAKER_02 54:56

Well, I think it's I think it's either hollow or chambered or something because it's you can kind of it's kind of you can tell there's pretty some hollow spots. It it seems to me like somebody custom made this. They must have taken a uh what I assume would be a s a Stratocaster body, hollowed it out real nice, put this tap on it. It's only got the one the bridge, and this this uh bridge has a Pizo pickup in it, obviously. Um it actually sounds really great. It's got a lot of output. Oh, and it's got the matching uh headstock, uh, which is unusual. So it's it's really a nice base. Um I think I've ever used it once or twice at a gig ever. It's really probably really good for like acoustic type stuff. Um, and and like I say, I mean, I've got one other base that's almost as light as this, but this is the lightest base in the world. One of the reasons I've held on to it for this long. But but if anybody out there is interested, I'd sell it for about 450, 500 bucks.

SPEAKER_12 56:00

So they can reach us obviously at the Slack line, 904-549-9024. Or they could also reach out to us on one of the many platforms we're on now. Uh Facebook, X, uh, Instagram, and TikTok.

unknown 56:17

Right?

SPEAKER_02 56:17

And they can have us an email now too.

SPEAKER_12 56:20

Uh well, no, they can reach us on one of those platforms. We had an email to some people can leave emails at as well, yeah. And of course, they can leave comments. We've we've given them five different ways as of now. And or of course, you could also you know leave comments on YouTube, and Dr. Bob will follow up with that. Sadly, the uh the little petty argument betwixt me and uh one of our viewers, I guess, ended because he hasn't left any more comments on there.

SPEAKER_02 56:50

Sadly.

SPEAKER_12 56:51

Beautiful exchange, and I was happy to have had it.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

Yeah, yeah, you know, I can't keep them all going, but you know, maybe he'll make a comment on some one of our other shorts. Who knows? Hopefully. Alright, so let me let me uh you can talk for a minute while I unplug everything and do a little quick base tour, and then uh then we'll call it a night.

SPEAKER_12 57:10

We've already we've already been given a tour of the outside of the compound. So I guess now we're gonna get a look at the God, I swear there's 18 to 23 or something bases. There's a lot of bases.

SPEAKER_02 57:22

It's weird. I can't see what's being shown. It's only shown you, so I don't know how much of that you can actually say, but there's the one I just showed you.

SPEAKER_12 57:30

Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 57:31

Here's all the rack of fender bases.

SPEAKER_12 57:35

There's about seven of them there.

SPEAKER_02 57:37

What's that?

SPEAKER_12 57:38

About seven?

SPEAKER_02 57:40

Yeah, that's seven. These two you've seen, these are the acoustic. This one is quite interesting. This is my 12 string. If I ever need to do a cheap trick, uh trigger.

SPEAKER_12 57:54

We can't see the bottoms of them. We can only see the necks.

SPEAKER_03 57:57

Oh, there we go. Much better.

SPEAKER_02 58:01

And then we got a couple of different ones there. My little oval bass, and then a couple of these hollow bodies. And that's that's all the basses that are that I got. Alrighty.

SPEAKER_12 58:16

You can only play one at a time.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

Right, exactly. Well, that's not exact, that's not actually true, but yeah, I've seen guys do two or three at a time.

SPEAKER_12 58:24

I mean, unless you're Patrick Farinas, and then you could probably do three at once.

SPEAKER_02 58:33

All right, guys, let's get up out of here, and uh, we'll see you next time.

SPEAKER_12 58:36

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