Ep. 68 - The Slack Doctors Episode 68 Dog Days

The whole gang moans about the heat. Dr. Bob hits the buffet and shares some local Gainesville stories, rants include paper straws, haircuts, and soccer. The Docs talk about the war and possible peace via greed (not if you threaten the negotiators). We review some new and improved keyboards. Church looks different now. We see a DIY hybrid idea. The Tartan Army drinks Boston dry, Miami is next. Who else remembers " That's Incredible" and " Real People "? Dave Reubens doesn't look too scared. We compare collecting to hoarding. The Docs check out some full contact basketball (Rugbyball?). Another fine example of German engineering.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:14

All right, ladies and gentlemen. Hello from the depths of hell that they call South Florida. This is yet another episode of The Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. And I'm producer Dean. So it's pretty hot down here. How about you, uh, Dr. Bob?

SPEAKER_05 0:32

It's crispy. Uh it is 90 right now. Um, I don't know what the high today is going to be, but I'm, you know, guessing 93, 94. What about you?

SPEAKER_06 0:41

I don't know. It is. It is brutal here because yesterday my wife and I went to the pool and it was like bath water. And we were there for five minutes. It's terrible.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Yeah, my pool is pretty warm too. I'm hoping for rain soon. That's the only thing that'll cool off the pool. You gotta get a lot of rain.

SPEAKER_05 0:58

Yeah. Yeah, and that's not a really huge pool either, so I bet the rain actually has a pretty good effect on it pretty quickly.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Well, and it also gets pretty goddamn hot. It gets pretty warm, like in the depths of summer. And I mean, what it was was yesterday, the day before was the first day of summer, right? Um, yes, yesterday. Yeah. The 21st is the equinox or the 4 25 a.m.

SPEAKER_05 1:18

Solstice or summer sol summer solstice, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

So we're in for three months, four months of utter hell. Yeah, just brutal. Sheer brutality. Yeah, just to just for a cheery outlook, rosy outlook of the future of South Florida. You know, it's funny.

SPEAKER_06 1:33

I was watching That's what keeps my dad from uh moving to Florida, the heat in the summer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Well, it's just like being up north in the winter. You just gotta stay inside. You can't, you know, you can't go outside for more than a little while from here to your car until your car warms up or cools off and or warms up in the case of being in the snow.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Gainesville was s definitely earned the moniker of swamp yesterday. I was running errands, you know, went and got a little beard trim and a haircut, and I went to lunch. By the time I got home, I was just from going from the car to in and out of places, just it was beat down by the sun and humidity. It was ruthless. And I totally forgot that yesterday was Father's Day. Uh did not anticipate. I went to this Chinese buffet uh here in town and it was fucking packed. Yeah. Like I've never seen it that busy. I had to stay in Father Day's place. And I never thought about that would be a kind of place that people would take their dads, but apparently it's it's a popular spot for dads in Gainesville because holy shit were they busy. Well, it's open. It's cheap. It's open. It's cheap. A lot of variety. Yep. Yep. Um, I was also uh glad that I went anyway because I saw some weird shit on the road yesterday. Two things. One that was just utter, it screamed of Gainesville, it screamed of a college town. So I'm on my way to the place and I see these uh a Civic, on the Civic going down the road with a giant couch draped over the front of it, or the roof of it, and it's not tied down in any way, shape, or form. It's just got the arm, you know, the ends of the couch, one that is hanging on the back windshield, one's hanging on the front windshield. The guy's kind of leaning out the window a little bit to look, and it's starting to rain. And I'm like, if that doesn't scream a college kid, I have no idea. They probably found the couch somewhere on the side of the road and just nabbed it. Because, you know, who goes to buy a couch with no plans of how to transport it, right? No tie-downs, no nothing, no truck. I'm guessing they just saw a couch somewhere and snatched it. The other thing I saw on the road yesterday, which I've never seen before, was a black guy driving a cyber truck. I've just never seen it. I'm sure it it's, you know, I'm sure he's not the only one, but I've never seen it before.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

I was trying to I I hate to say this, but from my time in Gainesville, just seeing a black guy in general who kind of, hey, look at one of those that showed up.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

That's true. You haven't been here in quite some time then. Yeah. That's true. But yeah, there's not uh there weren't. There's a lot of every kind of people in Gainesville. There's a lot of Asians uh because of the university. See? Yeah. When I was there, like there's I have never lived in a city that has so many different Korean barbecue places. Like I've I've never seen them. There obviously is enough of a Korean influence in this town to warrant it, you know. And tons of Thai restaurants, all kinds of Asian stuff. Well, I was there in '82, so I mean it was it was a different time. Yeah, yeah. You know, so one thing that sucks about the restaurants in Gainesville and uh and just the uh kind of the general ideology of the city is because it's so left-wing and it's so college-domineered, all of the restaurants are switching to paper straws, right? And look, I get it. I know it's for the environment and everything, but you're gonna have to come up with a different product than paper because what happens when paper gets wet? It's fucking ruined, you know? And they'll serve it, they'll even give it to you with a fucking milkshake. Are you serious? You expect me to this thing's gonna collapse in a nanosecond, right? There's no chance. Yeah. So I was real happy to note that the Chinese places, they're they're standouts, man. They gave me the plastic straw. And then I was thinking to myself, like, what is the big argument against the plastic straw, right? And the one I always constantly hear is it it gets in like turtles die from them and they get, you know, because it gets in the ocean and it goes into the turtles. Fair enough, right? I got nothing. I like turtles. Like that kid was famous, but yeah, I like turtles too. But let me ask you this: whose idea was it to throw it in the fucking ocean? It wasn't mine. Yeah, I don't live on the coast even. I could understand if I was at Benny's on the beach drinking on the pier, maybe the wind might blow this thing off, right? Maybe you do need to give me a paper straw. I live inland, right? I didn't sign any contract saying, by the way, when you clear this table and throw all this shit away, make sure it makes it to the coast.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Yeah, that's the whole problem with their argument, is that like Especially where there's turtles. Yeah, yeah. Is that anything you throw in the garbage is going to end up in the ocean? Well, that's the problem. That's not my fault. Yeah. Right. Exactly. I drive every time I come down there, I drive past the giant landfill. Send it there. It's way closer than the ocean. Let's fix that problem and just use plastic straws. How about that?

SPEAKER_06 6:16

Basically, what they're saying is we don't trust our sanitation people.

SPEAKER_05 6:20

Yeah, well, exactly. It's the same mentality behind, you know, trying to make all individual consumers feel guilty about you know reusing and recycling when it's even if we all did it immaculately, first of all, it's a scam. They don't separate the shit out. It all ends up on a fucking garbage barge anyway and gets sent to a third world country that then they spend time picking through it and sifting through it to make or craft whatever it is they can garner out of it. It's it's depressing and sad, but it's all follow the money. But it's certainly not a solution to simply let it all trickle down to the to the the user if not disposed of properly, you know.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

We can completely fix the problem and never dump another straw in the ocean in our lives as a country, and the people in the Bahamas don't give a damn. They're not they're not recycling, they're dumping their shit right in the ocean. You know, same with Epstein's Island. I bet you they don't recycle all in the same bear, you know.

SPEAKER_05 7:18

Good luck with all that, you know. Yeah. Well, I forgot to mention, too, when I was getting my hair cut, um, the guy cutting my hair at SportClips was watching the World Cup, like right there as you know, as I'm watching it. And Spain's playing, and he's from Spain. He literally several times, I thought he was gonna cut off an ear or something, and his exit, you know, these fuckers scored three times in the first 25 minutes of the game, which is like unheard of. They went on to beat the Saudi Arabia 4-0. But he and several times, too, the opposite of that happened. He literally his hands just dropped to his sides and he looked at the screen wrapped with attention, you know.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

This sounds like a bit for jackass, to tell you the truth. It it totally happened. It was legitimate.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

Kind of like the Andrew Rollins giving you a tattoo on the back of a Hummer. And that got me to thinking, oh, why is soccer like not that popular in America? Yeah, I guess it's gaining popularity, whatever. And you know my opinion on team sports in general. I'm not I'm just not really into them, not a big fan, but I am a fan of uh combat sports. So I was thinking that I think the reason that Americans really have a disdain and a dislike for soccer is the whole flop mentality that they the way they try to fake injuries and draw fouls and drop to the ground, clutching their leg and clutching their ankle in pain. And then if they don't get the foul, they immediately pop back up. And it happens so often in a game that it's literally like a soap opera acting kind of thing. And uh it's just uh right, you're not wearing any pads or anything like that, so you can claim, oh, I got hurt. Well, guess what? Fucking rugby, okay? There's guys that don't wear pads and still play like men. They don't cry and flop and act like they they get hurt. Those guys get jacked up hard when they play. And that is a far better, you know, uh, I can tell you why soccer never soccer's probably so popular because all it takes is a ball and a net. You don't need all the expensive equipment. Well, I can tell you what why soccer never caught on here.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

Number one, for the people that like hockey and football and stuff like that, it's not violent enough. All right, there's no head collisions. All right. And two, the people that like games with rules like baseball and golf, where you can where you're almost spending about half the time debating the rules as playing the game, it doesn't have enough rules. There's no drum inside. Exactly. It's just a simple thing.

SPEAKER_05 10:17

I mean, until they get really close to the goal. Right. We also don't like games that that end in ties. We don't like things undecided, we don't like things very much. What's the over-under on this game? Three. You know what I mean? How the fuck do you bet on that? It's always the under. Part of that stems from the fact that no matter where you kick the ball from, a goal is a one-point, that's it. Like, you know, in football, you've got six points for the touchdown, you got the extra point, you know, sack for two or field goal for three. There's different scores. Even basketball has a three-pointer, you know. Right.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Speaking of which, how how does the scoring work in rugby and or Australian football? I don't know. I I don't understand it either. So have you seen the thing where they got that chick now that um she's I think she's an I think she's a rugby player, a female rugby player, but now she's like making the walk on the catwalk, and she's like this big giant fucking chick. She almost looks like a man. Very much like, you know, very close to being like a muscle mommy?

SPEAKER_05 11:28

Is she just a big, attractive, muscly chick?

SPEAKER_03 11:31

Yes. Yeah. And I mean big. Like, I mean, she's built like a fucking refrigerator, big, giant, broad shoulders, and she kind of looks like if she could be a man. Like, if you didn't know, she was just a really big chick.

SPEAKER_08 11:45

But she's been making the rounds like on red carpets.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

I think she did a fashion show, like a bikini fashion show, where she walked out with a bikini on, and and she didn't look bad. I mean, if you like really big chicks, I mean, she's just a big girl. Death by snooze no. That's it. That's exactly what she looks like, dude. She could be one of those chicks on that cartoon. That's exactly what she looks like. I never thought I'd what does Fry say?

SPEAKER_06 12:21

I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always hoped. Uh I never dated women that could beat me up.

SPEAKER_05 12:31

So that was my Yeah, they can all kill you in your sleep, though. So, you know, it doesn't really matter how big they are.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

Sure. They all kid they plus they they kill you just a little bit at a time. Well, that's the way they want to. Never all at once. That's the more satisfying method. All right. Well, we have a bunch of clips uh to run. I I think I think we were gonna go call in response, so I'll let Dr. Bob. Do we have any voicemails this week?

SPEAKER_05 13:01

I don't know if I think you did leave some voicemails. Oh, but I wanted to I I wanted to mention one more thing about my escapades uh yesterday. At the gas station, I was buying cigarettes, and it was kind of early in the morning, and I was the only person in there except for some kind of altercation that was occurring like a couple of aisles back, and it was between somebody and the uh employee, and I literally heard the employee say, I can't trust you, bro. And then the other guy said, I swear on my kids. And all I could think walking out was, if you're ever in a gas station and the words, I swear on my kids, comes out of your mouth to an employee, life did not work out the way you thought it was going to. And I feel really bad for those kids. Holy shit. Even a billionaire needs a favor every once in a while. I wasn't in there long enough to get the the full understanding of what was going down, but it was not not inspiring. That was enough.

SPEAKER_07 13:52

Let's do the voicemail since I don't remember leaving any. There's it says I got two. Well, maybe we get maybe we had a call.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

Well, there's actually only one to remember.

SPEAKER_04 14:03

All right, here we go. So I'm sitting here watching uh JD Vance on the uh Meg and Kelly uh show getting interviewed, and the way he's pitching this peace deal, it seems as if Trump or whoever's idea this is has decided to elevate themselves beyond religious and even geopolitical concerns to solve this problem by appealing to everyone involved, except maybe Israel's face uh uh wants of greed. That's apparently the thing is like, look, what what what if we could make you guys rich? That's what he's saying, basically, is what they're telling the Iranians.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

Well, according to JD, that was apparently the whole negotiating plan of dealing with Iran is like, look, what if we can just make everybody rich and you guys just behave, yada yada, yada? And as we all know now, that's not gonna work out.

SPEAKER_05 14:59

We went from they can't be allowed to have any kind of weaponry at all to they have the right to have missiles to defend themselves. I mean, every country has the right thing. That uh call or the message you sent me about the Tim Dillon, latest Tim Dylan is complete fire. Um and this book that he that Vance has coming out, God Chose Me, oh my goodness. What a humble and modest title.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

I I can't imagine some uh you know, and I'm watching that stupid Megan Kelly interview, and they talked about this around deal for you know a good half hour, 45 minutes, and then the rest of the interview is all about him and his relationship with God. And I'm like, we don't care about your invisible guy in the sky or your you know I don't care what voodoo dolls you're using this week. It doesn't make any difference to us. Just stick to the stuff that's real.

SPEAKER_05 15:52

Keep your imaginary shit at home. We don't care. That's not well that's just this is all just to set him up for his run in 2028. Because he thinks the people that are gonna vote for him are gonna are gonna do it because I don't know God chose him.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

I don't know if any of these guys have a chance. Just uh who knows, man. Who knows? Who knows? Did you see what happened now with um in Switzerland? Okay, well yesterday uh they all showed up at Switzerland to to continue this MOU and uh apparently uh apparently Qatar and Iran didn't get the memo and showed up, said, uh, you know, hey, this guy Trump's saying he's gonna kill us if we don't make a deal, so fuck off, we're leaving. Because all because Trump made some fucking tweet or some shit about these maniacs better make a deal or they might not make it home. So he threatened them. And they got there and they said, Hey, we haven't even started negotiating. This guy's threatening us already. Fuck off, we're done. We're going home. And they did. They did, and they went home. And that's it. And you can see JD Vance over there like, hey, what the fuck's going on? They're like, they're going home. Like, why are they going home? Oh, well, because your fucking boss told them they were gonna make it.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

I'm going home.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

Yeah. They took their ball and they went home and they're closing the straight and they're, you know, gonna keep firing missiles, and sure enough, you know, Hezbollah and and Israel and Iran and Qatar and Uuthis and the they're all going at it as we speak. There's no fucking ceasefire of any kind anywhere going on. Yeah, no, I didn't see the Switzerland news, but great. Yeah. Alrighty, with that great news, let's see uh what did you want to show us?

SPEAKER_05 17:35

Uh let's see. Oh, this uh this you sent me this was pretty funny. So this guy apparently made some sort of musical instrument with paintballs and then got volunteers to line up so that as he plays the keys. What was the problem?

SPEAKER_14 17:50

No one wanted to stand in front of it.

SPEAKER_05 17:53

You ever been hit with a paintball, Dr. Chip? I have. Doesn't feel good, does it? Not at all. No, sir. Didn't like it. Didn't like it one bit. Um yeah, I can imagine getting volunteers to do that would be kind of rough. Let's see who we get. Have you ever been hit by one? Uh I have not. I've seen videos of it, I've and I've definitely seen it on Jackass, and I've seen the resulting bruises and purple nurples, and it does not.

SPEAKER_07 18:17

You know, you? Yes. I've been in. Would you with the paintball or with a pepper ball? Paintball. Did you play paintball? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

I was like, oh, maybe they were training or something?

SPEAKER_06 18:33

I no, it was a bunch of friends.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

You know, we just went to uh did you play in one of those like little arenas with the little things you hide behind and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. The one time I did it, we did it out in the woods. It was it was pretty fun. It was a lot of fun, but I didn't like getting that. Back when I did it, back when I did it, you had to cock the paintball like it was a freaking, you know, bolt action rifle. You couldn't, it wasn't pew pew pew. It was bang. Wow. Bang, bang, you know. Those are the early years. Yeah, it was real early. It was in the yeah, like the mid-90s. Anyway, all right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 19:08

So Dino, you've been hit with a paintball. I'm assuming you've been tased, right? Don't you have all the cops have to get tased to see what it feels like? Yeah. Yeah. How's that? I've never been tased.

SPEAKER_07 19:20

Um shocking. Probably sucks pretty bad. Yeah, it's all right. Let's get back to the this savage uh sadist.

SPEAKER_14 19:38

But eventually we found some music students that said yes. So let's try it. Okay, Redo.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

They're pretty padded up.

SPEAKER_14 19:55

I will try going up the scale. Shooting them definitely created a lot of sound, but it wasn't music. However, I had an idea. Look at these microphones. This setup will force the correct note to be sung.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

So even so is auto tune and pain combining? Yes. So literally T-Pain. Yeah. This is where T Pain got this whole I get it.

SPEAKER_14 20:25

Even their screams will become beautiful music. Ready? Okay. Let's try the C major scale. This is promising. I will try to play a song now.

SPEAKER_05 20:49

Do you think any of these people care whether this is at 440 or 432 or yes. Yes, I do actually.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

So I'm up there. I'm gonna either be a fucking G uh G sharp or a C sharp. Right.

SPEAKER_05 21:03

Is that is that you're less likely? Is that used a note that's used less likely? Absolutely. Yes. You know, and didn't he just say that all these volunteers are music students, right? They are well aware of where they're standing. Absolutely. Yeah. They shuffled around and that the you know put the assholes in the spots that are gonna take it the hardest. Poor people.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

I'd say, first of all, the the the worst is gonna be C, the next is gonna be F, and the next is gonna be G. G.

SPEAKER_05 21:32

Yeah, it's that good. What a great place to pause it, too. This hurts like a bitch. All right, let's keep going.

SPEAKER_14 21:39

Short one. Short one. Hey, I hear so much talk. Okay. Shh. I will kill you. Focus. It was time. Could I finally play something that you could actually hear what it was? Finally. If you want to hear Rush E, check out the full video here.

SPEAKER_05 22:12

That is just brutal. The good news is we won't get a copyright strike on that because I don't know what song that is. I couldn't tell what it was either, yeah. But it was musical. But you know, it kind of reminds me of something I've seen before. I feel that my Q. I feel like so yeah, I feel like this bit has been done before in a in a more primitive manner, but yeah, I think you might have something that related to that. When was that? Now I gotta figure out which one.

SPEAKER_06 22:35

Lawrence Welk show?

SPEAKER_05 22:36

No, but you're close. It's back in the back from the 60s. It is something back from the 60s. That was painful for me as I was a kid. I used to have to watch that with my great grandmother.

SPEAKER_10 22:48

I am in this box 23 white mace. Mace, which I have painstakingly trained over the past few years to squeak.

SPEAKER_05 23:00

This is before autotune. He had to actually train the mice.

SPEAKER_10 23:04

And this one is G. G. You have the general idea. Now these mace are so arranged upon this wreck that when made in the correct holo, they will shrink three blinded wait mace. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the nurse organ three blinded wait mace. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05 23:43

This isn't from the original run of the show. This is like one of their live performances or something, because I distinctly remember that the first time I saw this, which was on like the real Monty Python's Flying Circus, the song they were gonna sing when he slammed the malice down on him was The Bells of St. Mary. The bells of St. Mary.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

The Bells. The Bells. You could change that uh name of that song from Three Blind Mice to Three Quiet Mice. That's right. You don't know you can train them to make that noise, but only once. This I would go to church for.

SPEAKER_09 24:21

I forgot to mention. I forgot to mention. I'm gonna be spinning over 40 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

All right, so we have to keep stopping this so we don't get copyrighted, but basically, because we've skipped so much of it, he's basically volunteered to get up on this thing and let people shoot paintballs at him.

SPEAKER_05 24:39

You know what this setup reminds me of? What's that? Superdave. Yes. It does quite a bit.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

Super Dave Osboner on the spinning wheel of destiny. And then what is the point of the sermon? Somehow that it's manly or something, so they had to play manly music that we've got to worry about copyrighted now. So anyway, here we go. Let's play a little more. Yeah, I forgot they play this stupid music all the way through it.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

All right, I'm gonna count down. It's gonna be five seconds.

SPEAKER_03 25:12

You get it's there we go. Let's get to the part where you shoot him in the dick with the fuck.

SPEAKER_00 25:16

When I say stop, it's when you stop. Got it?

SPEAKER_07 25:19

Got it.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

Okay, perfect. All right, are you uh are you ready?

SPEAKER_05 25:21

Am I allowed to run up closer or do they hurt more? No.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Got it.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

That's a pretty close distance. Trust me, that's gonna hurt.

SPEAKER_08 25:41

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 25:44

It just went through the whole time, right?

SPEAKER_08 25:47

Guys, we feel how do we feel the target?

SPEAKER_09 25:51

Oh my gosh! Guys, it went through the target. Are you out of your mind? This is nowhere near the target, man.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Exclusively aiming for that spot. So I don't know about that guy, but that's where I would have been aiming exclusively. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 26:10

I would have shot it anywhere other than right at his dick. To be honest, what would have really been funny is if he shot him a few times right after he walked up next to him, just casually lifted it up with no without even looking, just kind of aiming in that general direction. Just deadpooled him a couple of times.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

Yeah, like. But yeah, and I'm wondering if that guy had enough wherewithal to wear a cup. I was wondering that too. If he did get hit in the nads with one of those paintballs, that would have been really painful. Yeah. That would have been a really good jackass. I mean, they won't even do jackass without wearing a cup.

SPEAKER_05 26:46

So anyway. Uh you sent me a great clip we can uh show Dino in case he, you know, for his next road trip that he might need to do. This this might be the solution to your problems, Dean. All right. Today we salute you, Mr. Gas Generator Tesla owner. Here's a guy towing a gas generator on a trailer behind his Tesla, plugged in. Now, now it's not uh I'm pretty sure I looked this up and I don't believe yeah, here it says right here. Tesla vehicles automatically shift into park when a charger is connected, making it impossible to drive while charging. So I don't know how they manage this. Uh just traffic unless it's Photoshop or AI.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

I guess they don't want you driving it off while you're trying to charge or something. They don't. They they don't mind or something.

SPEAKER_06 27:39

If you want to start your car and you want to drive, you gotta disconnect. It won't let you start the vehicle or drive off.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Yeah. I'm sure there's gotta be a way to override that possibly, though. I mean, it is just a computer. There's always some way to bypass something. But I thought even better than that picture, you know, they make little small generators that I mean, and they're they're relative oh, not they're not entirely quiet, but they're relatively quiet. And you could, well, I mean, the problem with putting one in your trunk is then you gotta worry about the ventilation of the gas fumes. But say you had a car with a little piece of shit trailer hitch, you put one of those little cargo trays on there, you put your little generator on there, and you never have to stop to charge again. I've seen it done with a generator in the back of a cyber truck.

SPEAKER_05 28:30

But he's saying it it won't work. No, not while you're driving, but like you can you know you don't need to find a charger. You could just go to a gas station and get gas. In that case, you could just leave it in your truck.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

Yeah. In that case, you just leave it in your trunk, and just before you take off, open the trunk, air it out real good, and go. It's like an insurance policy.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

In case you can't find a charger or the the internet goes down and you can't use any, you know, any connections. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

I mean, this is a long time ago. My uncle used to have this little I mean, it was literally like the size of a smallish igloo cooler, and it was it was a generator. I used it one one of the uh hurricanes we had, I was like, shit, I got no power. Can I borrow your little generator? He's like, Yeah, sure, here you go. I mean, it wasn't it wasn't whisper quiet, but it was obviously more quiet than a regular generator, but still, still, still a little delicious.

SPEAKER_06 29:23

What you what you need is you need something, you need a special plug, and you need something that has like a drier plug that's got more kilowatt and everything going through the wires, because otherwise, if you just plug it into your normal outlet at home, it takes forever, forever to charge.

SPEAKER_07 29:47

Doesn't have enough burn. So all right. Well, thanks for that uh video.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

There you go. We're just we're always we're just here to help. That's all we're we're just here to solve all the problems in the world. I appreciate it. Well, one of the problems here, I got one to share here, real quick. One of the problems I guess we're having is uh I actually had to call my dad and uh wish him a happy f Father's Day and tell him uh, you know, should I send beer? Oh I was gonna talk about this.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

If you ever had any doubt about how much the Brits can drink, watch this video. The Americans never stood a chance.

SPEAKER_17 30:25

I tried to warn the Americans about the British. I tried my absolute best, but apparently no one listens to me. I said when the World Cup started, the Brits would go over to the U.S. and drink places dry. I said that. And guess what? They have done that very thing. We have the Scots up in Boston that have drunk places dry to the point where they're scrambling to figure out where they can find more booze for these folks to drink.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

Well, that goes on for a long time about how these people have put us to shame as drinkers. And and they, you know, look, we think we do all kinds of stuff that had the best all over the planet, but no. No. I mean, if you've you guys have never been to Europe, have you? I have not. Oh my God. Those people know how to drink, dude. I'm telling you right now, they make us, I mean, I thought I knew how to drink.

SPEAKER_05 31:22

And I saw a video with some official in Boston claiming, I don't know if this is true or not, but claiming that the Tartan Army, the Scottish fans, drank more than beer than they sell on St. Paddy's Day. Yes. Which is great. It's a truly astonishing statement. And all I can say to Miami is they got two days. They're gonna be there. The game is on the 24th. They better stock up. Because those guys are gonna go to the game. Yeah, wait a minute, mojitos before the game is over because the beers are gonna be gone. Who's playing, though, in Miami? Who are they playing? It's Scotland is I don't know who they're playing. Well, it is Scotland, though, playing. Yes. Scotland's next game is in Miami on the 24th.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

Yeah. Yes, they should stock up on Guinness and uh whatever else.

SPEAKER_05 32:03

Tennant apparently is that was the first one to go. And from also, I've heard that you know they didn't technically drink all the beer in Boston, or they would, I guess, depending on your definition, because Bud Light was still left. They just Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

They'll drink just about anything, but I mean, you get not Bud Light is pretty watery. Yeah, I mean you gotta draw the line somewhere, boys. Yeah, that's not even they don't even really like that's in Europe they give Bud Light to children. That's you know. Here's your juice box that's got Bud Light in it. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_05 32:34

Fair enough. Anyway, all right, go ahead, you're up. So you sent me this with the topic of is that was this the beginning of reality TV? And I think it probably was.

SPEAKER_16 32:43

It's September 15th, 1980. A man gets on a motorcycle outside Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. There's a ramp, there's a crowd, and there are cameras because this is being filmed for a primetime television show on ABC.

SPEAKER_05 32:58

He guns Do you guys remember that's incredible? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:04

You know, Kathy Lee Crosby, isn't it? Kathy Kathy Lee Gifford, wasn't it? Uh not Gifford. Kathy Lee Crosby. Davidson, John Davidson, John Davidson, yeah. And Fran Tark Tarkington, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 33:17

Yes, Tarkington. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:19

God, good memory.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

Good memory. Well, I've I watched that, so but here's the thing. It'll it'll reference there was another show on the other network that was the exact same show called Real People. Yes. Do you remember who was on that one, Dean? Um boy. I don't either.

SPEAKER_05 33:38

They're gonna show like a little clip of them, though, if you're trying to remember. When I think of this era of television, I also it makes me think of um lifestyles of the rich and famous. Oh, yeah. Uh one of these shows. Go ahead. Go ahead. Also Ripley's Believe It or Not with Jack Pallance.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

Right. Either this or Real People is the first show that I ever saw anybody that I'd seen. Well, maybe not the first, but one of the first times I'd ever seen in person on TV. And what it was is the Rice Twins. I'd seen the Rice Twins at like Seabring a bunch of times or something. And then they were on either this show or Real People, I forget which one it was, and they did like a little segment about them. And the and the best part of the segment is they both walk into some men's room and the urinals are up, you know, at the at the normal person level, and they walk up and look at them like, damn it, and just turn around and leave.

SPEAKER_05 34:30

Yeah. Yeah. You know, uh, I went to a Super Bowl party at w at one of their houses one time. I can't remember whether it was John or Greg, but my uncle had a roommate at the time, and the roommate was related to them. And so because of that, he got invited and he could bring, I guess, what yeah, it was a huge place. And uh it was a pretty cool house, and of course, everything was customized for them, or you know, everything was low. It was pretty sweet. They know Skip.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

Whenever they see Skip, they're like, Hey Skip, how's it going? Or he, the one that's left. Which one is left? Do you know? Is it Greg? I think it is. Yeah, I think it is too. But anyway. All right, go ahead. We are twins, so it's hard to tell. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_16 35:13

The engine hits the ramp, clears the fountain. And then he suffers a devastating wipeout that I'm not even sure I can show on YouTube. Suffice it to say, it was bad. He wound up with a ruptured aorta, fractured pelvis, couch, and for a while, doctors weren't sure he was going to make it. Thankfully, this was not a live broadcast. It was recorded ahead of time, and ABC actually considered whether they should air the stunt, crash and all. In the end, they made the smart decision to not broadcast this horrifying motorcycle crash.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

Between this, I mean, truthfully, the first real reality show was uh what was the hidden camera? Uh candid camera. Candid camera. That was the first actual reality show of Alan Funt. Alan Funt. Yeah. Yeah. There was a journalist guy that would also actually, before that, I forget who it was, Linkletter, I think. And he would go down and either interview children or just regular people all the time. And that was about the only other I mean, because TV was new back then, so they had never seen anything.

SPEAKER_06 36:24

Arc Linkletter?

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Yeah, I think that's his name. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, before that, I mean, then this is basically, I think this is the if if there's no jackass, if there's no none of this first, you know, there's no reality shows, there's no Survivor, there's no any of that stuff if you don't anyway.

SPEAKER_05 36:43

Yeah, I remember one of the funniest skits I ever saw on SNL back from the original in the 70s, you know, the Not Ready for Primetime Players cast was a spoof on candid camera, like a little short film. And they their their little trick or prank that they were doing to people at a diner. They're serving people a piece of pie with a fork that they had left on the grill for like 10 minutes or whatever, you know, to burn the bejesus out of them when they took a bite. You're on candid camera and they're screaming.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

That's a that's candid camera you'll never gonna forget. You have a brand on your mouth.

SPEAKER_06 37:17

Looking up the the cat, they say the cast of real people. Sarah Purcell. I don't know if you remember her, Skiff. Yeah, I remember that guy, yeah. John Barber, Byron Allen, he's been on.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

Yeah, that's right. Byron Allen, he's still around that fucking crazy fan.

SPEAKER_06 37:38

Peter Billingsley.

SPEAKER_07 37:40

He was like a Bill Rafferty, Mark Russell, Fred Willard.

SPEAKER_05 37:47

There you go. I didn't realize they had that many people on the show. Yeah, me either.

SPEAKER_03 37:51

They must have had him doing all the time.

SPEAKER_07 37:57

Interest, interest The day of three networks. Yeah. Yes. Alright, you got another one, or is it my turn? We survived. It's your turn. Alright, this one is all right. So we love to dash uh our buddy Dave Rubin. Friend of the show.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Yeah, yeah, friend of the show. And so, of course, uh he famously said this is when he was in fear for his life uh while he was doing this Jubilee debate. So let's see exactly how scary this whole experience was, shall we?

SPEAKER_15 38:36

Hold on, let me get the sound uh evidence does not support what you're saying. The average American does not support what you're doing. Because the evidence does not support what you're saying, okay? The evidence is showing that he's got 30% approval rating. 30% approval rating, that is the worst president since 1940. Which party why are you guys getting crushed in every single election?

SPEAKER_02 38:55

What do you crush?

SPEAKER_15 38:57

Why yeah, why are you getting crushed in every single election?

SPEAKER_02 38:59

Again, look where people are fleeing and look where they are going to.

SPEAKER_15 39:03

Okay, okay, fine. Why is it that Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes are getting she's just terrifying, isn't she? Why? People don't like MAGA so much, they're willing to leave Magas go to Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Excuse me. If you if you think that getting YouTube views automatically makes someone.

SPEAKER_15 39:28

What are you talking about? What? Because they're not buying what you're selling, Dave. Excuse me. My live stream. You've got voted out.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Not only does that have nothing to do with the topic. Look at my last 10 live streams on YouTube.

SPEAKER_15 39:42

Yeah, yeah, last 10 live streams on YouTube, and there's still not live.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

He looks terrified.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

She was just about to kill him. She had that joker smile. Did you see that? It that's even worse than when they uh you know when they smile at you.

SPEAKER_05 40:02

Yeah, this is one hell of a collection. From the Andy Griffith show.

SPEAKER_12 40:07

I have to see grandma and grandpa's insulation. I know everything's insane. It's like a gang museum.

SPEAKER_11 40:12

This is grandpa's insulator collection room. He collected these at a young age. He worked for Western Electric Bell System and ATT. Next, we have Grandpa's Crate Bike Collection. So proud of this collection. He had every color and he would take his grandkids to parades. Let me show you the Pyrex rooms. These are all of Grandma's dishes.

SPEAKER_05 40:32

Sorry, it gets so loud when uh she talks into the mic, but I can't adjust the volume on it, or I can just mute it or let it be.

SPEAKER_11 40:38

She collected her entire life. Out of this whole collection, there was only one bowl that was bought on eBay. Everything else came from Estate Sales and God Sales. Back in the day, her first ever set, she had to save $1.75 for a whole year. Next we have grandpa's phone collection.

SPEAKER_05 40:58

Some of the grandma really liked funny.

SPEAKER_11 41:00

She had a lot of dishes. Um, she collected these little teapots.

SPEAKER_05 41:04

Well, you get the idea. They collected a lot of stuff. I would argue that this is not hoarding, though. The level of organization and display, it's it's not hoarding, it is truly collector. Yeah. You know, hoarding implies, you know, bags of garbage and you know, not being able to have walkways and stuff. Everything there was on a shelf, well organized.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

And there's a crossover though, okay? Because there's some like I'm a collector, I collect bass guitars, obviously. I've got 16 of them. But I have no problem letting some of them go. You know what I'm saying? It's like I don't have if I had every bass I ever had in my life, I'd probably have a hundred fucking bases. I mean, you if I couldn't just let them go, you know what I mean? Yeah. But clearly there's a there's an intersection between hoarding and collecting that and here's the thing. What the fuck do you do with those telephone uh uh uh pieces of glass, what they're called, what are they called? Insulators. I mean, like, I get I get collecting some stuff. Like, look, my bases are are appreciating in value as we speak. So, you know, that's one of the reasons I collect them. I know they're getting they're not gonna go down in value. Piece of glass that they'll never use again, and uh, that's a waste of money. The the the crockware or the pots and pans.

SPEAKER_05 42:20

You know, are you collecting for cinnamon? Are you collecting for because you think it's gonna taste cool banana seed bikes?

SPEAKER_03 42:27

Those things are going up in value. So there you go. Those things you may actually make money on someday. And you know, trust me, just about everything, if you save it long enough, even those stupid, you know, uh dishes and the and the and the insulations for the if they're like a once they become 500 or a thousand years old, yeah, then they're worth something. But that's that's a pretty big investment.

SPEAKER_06 42:52

You know, it's it's not maybe it's their way of leaving something to their kids other than uh.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

Well the stuff that's worth stuff, absolutely. Then but the other stuff they're leaving is a burden. What are they gonna do with them? Now we now we got a basement full of uh you know glass uh telephone insulators.

SPEAKER_05 43:09

What the fuck are we gonna do with those? When they would find a guy with a huge collection and then you know, there were certain items that he wouldn't get rid of. But you're right, for most things, if the price was right, they would part with them. And if you contrast that with an episode of Hoarders, where people are freaking out because you're throwing away their trash, it's a completely different mindset. You know, they can't do it.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

Well, and those two have have intersected before. I've seen episode of the hoarder or the of the uh pickers where they go somewhere and they've had to give up. They're like, Yeah, now this guy's a hoarder, he's not gonna sell us anything. You know, he's got great stuff that we'd love to buy, but he's not gonna sell it to us.

SPEAKER_07 43:44

He's a hoarder, he's not you know, it's not gonna happen. So anyway. All right, on to our next obsession.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

All right. Oh, wait a minute. Got one actually that kind of ties in a little bit with that. Not too much, but a little bit. And you sent this to me as if I would ever play this thing, but here we go. All right, so we get the we get the the idea here, but I have questions about this. First of all, this thing's only hitting three of these strings, maybe four. So what is going on with the other strings that are not being rubbed by the I guess maybe you can play them as well and hit strung. I don't know. And then I wondered about this, but later on he pulls that out, and that's somehow uh damping these two strings for some reason. Well, we'll play it till he pulls that thing out, and then at least don't do that.

SPEAKER_05 45:16

Yeah. And it's thinking between a guitar and a hurdy-girdie.

SPEAKER_06 45:25

I'm wondering if he can move the wheel to go to the higher strings.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

As you see, he just pulled that thing out and it let that string start to resonate at a different but anyway. But yeah, I mean this this has been done a million times. There's a thing called a hurdy-girdie, which I almost I almost found a uh I saw a video of that and I almost sent it back in response. But it's kind of similar. You turn a wheel and you actually you actually play keys like a keyboard while the wheel is hitting strings, which is kind of the same. But uh but yeah, I you know I'm wondering if I'm wondering if the wheel isn't also rubbing on whatever this is holding this string and the same thing. I I don't know how that works. Then anyway.

SPEAKER_06 46:09

But it's interesting. Beginning of a lava genie.

SPEAKER_05 46:11

First time I heard the word hurdy girdie was uh from a Donovan song. The Hurdy Gertie band. And I looked, I had uh look it up to see what the hell that was. What did he mean?

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Yeah, it's it's an instrument. It's it's a wild-looking instrument. It's a it kind of looks like a a a mandolin mixed with a violin with a crank on the end. And that's you know, and what were you saying uh while it was going on there, uh Dino, about if you could crank it faster or slower?

SPEAKER_06 46:37

Well, I I was just since you were saying that uh some of the strings aren't being touched, and I was I was wondering while he was turning if he could move it a little bit to hit those strings. I it didn't look like it, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 46:52

Yeah, that's that's the other thing is I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if that whole instrument is built with that thing on it, or if that's just something you can mount on a get regular guitar, because it looked like a regular six-string guitar other than that thing mounted over the sound all, so I don't know. Very interesting.

SPEAKER_07 47:11

Anyway, your turn. You're up. Alright. I'm up. All right. This this sport looks uh pretty violent.

SPEAKER_05 47:23

We used to do this. So is this like this a cross between basketball and wrestling?

SPEAKER_03 47:42

Kind of, I guess. I mean, uh the way we used we used to play it, it was more like basketball and football. But we would at least try to dribble. These guys don't seem to be interested in dribbling at all.

SPEAKER_06 47:53

It's almost what's the one on the field where it's kind of football without suits and helmets and all that. Rugby. Rugby. Yeah. It's almost like rugby with a basketball hoop instead of a goal or something, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 48:07

Right. And there's something called Australian football, which is, I don't think it's rugby, because they have that too, but I think it's similar. It's close. It's close. Right. And this has clearly taken place somewhere in Russia or something, because isn't that the Cyrillic?

SPEAKER_03 48:20

Yeah, yeah. This is this is where they do the weird fighting and stuff too, where there's like five guys against two or some groups.

SPEAKER_05 48:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

But we used to definitely play full contact balls. That's not holding. No, yeah. See, you couldn't do that. You couldn't just pull the guy. You can only really mess with the guy that had the ball. You couldn't just grab people that weren't, you know. But once you had the ball, you were fair game. You could hit, you could grab them, you could hit them, you could do whatever you want. Kind of interesting. So there's a lot of passing. Yeah. A lot of action. Unlike us. And it was a small court, too. We only played like half court.

SPEAKER_05 49:05

Anyway. I got one more to share. Uh this is essentially, I guess the title of this one should be uh main reason not to buy a German car. This guy is just this is this is the same kind of car uh uh the Riz has, I believe. Really? Well, if the Riz ever needs to change his air air filter, this is what he's gonna have to do.

SPEAKER_06 49:27

Have you ever wondered where the engine air filter on a Porsche Panamera is located?

SPEAKER_03 49:33

We didn't have a Panamera.

SPEAKER_05 49:41

This is insane. Yeah, this is pretty crazy. I will say though, when it's all said and done, the size of the filter is impressive.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

That's that's the inner state. There's going to be body work involved.

SPEAKER_05 49:58

Oh my god, first you need a lift. I don't know. Wiring.

SPEAKER_03 50:17

Oh my well, they're just getting started, dude. He hasn't even taken any body panels off yet. They have to take the front out.

SPEAKER_05 50:33

Jeez. Now, obviously, if you own a car worth this much money, you're not doing this yourself anyway. But this is just from the engineering department, this is just a slap in the face to mechanics. This is just fuck you. Although, you know, they get to charge more for it still, but my God. Yeah. That's an all this is an all-day event.

SPEAKER_06 50:56

Gotta leave it. I guess it's like any other.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Believe it or not, if they've done this a few times, it won't take them that long to do it. It's just a matter of taking it all apart and putting it all back together again. Right.

SPEAKER_05 51:08

And I wonder how frequently this needs to be changed because the more you, you know, as we all know, one of the many laws of Murphy's corollaries or Murphy's Law is that the more times you take something apart and put it back together again, the shittier it gets.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

I mean, clearly it's not this bad, but like trying to get to a motorcycle battery is almost this bad. Sometimes it's like, where is the battery in this damn motorcycle? You gotta find out where it is.

SPEAKER_05 51:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:45

And is it just me or does that look relatively clean? Well, compared to the other one, it's not, but yeah, it is relatively clean, yes. Yeah, around the edges looks a little dirty, but yeah. Yeah, see that nice and shiny. Yeah, Bryce nice nice white one. Brand new. All right, yeah. That's uh that's ridiculous. And you know, they're saying they're making it a bit harder to work on your cars yourself, and it's like, yeah, they've been doing that for a long time. I mean, I remember when I was a kid, I had cars that you know, you could basically get in the engine compartment with the with the engine if you had to work on it. You had to kind of climb in there with it, you know. It's like there's so much room. Now it's like, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_05 52:39

Think about a Volkswagen Beetle, you pull the engine out by yourself.

SPEAKER_03 52:43

Yeah, back in the day, yeah. A guy I went to high school with stole a engine out of a Volkswagen with a skateboard. It's like five it's like six bolts and a cable. He fucking dropped it on a skateboard and wheeled it down the street, stole it from a buddy of his out of his out of his bus or something like that. So those days are gone.

SPEAKER_06 53:02

I don't have the patience to do that stuff.

SPEAKER_03 53:05

Yeah, I mean, I look down in some of these vehicles now and it's like, how do you get to that bolt? How would you ever get to that? Like, I can see there's a bolt there, so clearly it's gotta come out at some point from German engineering. How would you ever get it? I mean, you have to pull the uh now, even back in the day, I gotta say, they were starting to shoehorn a little bit. My uh one of my buddies in high school, and I I hung out with a bunch of gear heads in high school. A bunch of them did like, you know. Uh-oh. You guys still there? Yeah. Thought you froze up. But I I hung out with a bunch of gear heads, and one of my buddies had a really nice, like, 69 Barracuda six-pack, uh, 440, six-pack, Dana rear end. It was fucking bad. But his parents actually had this Chevy Monza that would uh would dest it on the on the uh drag strip because it was had like a 305. And a Chevy Monza is a pretty small car for a 305. But whenever they went to get the uh spark plugs changed in this car, they had to undo the motor mounts and jack the engine up one side at a time to even get to the spark plugs. And this is back in like, you know, 70s, 80s. So yeah, it's it's always it's always just kidding, the smaller everything gets, the the harder it gets to to mess with it. It's just that Monza come that way with the 305, or is that something they switched?

SPEAKER_05 54:24

No, it's factory.

SPEAKER_03 54:25

Factory 305.

SPEAKER_05 54:26

My sister's got a germ, it's not, you know, it's a Volkswagen, it's not a Porsche, but when she goes to get an oil change, you can't drain the oil. It has to be sucked out out of some weird German valve or something. There's no like oil pan or you know, just remove the plug and drain the oil. That's interesting. So of course, you know, every oil change. It's a Jetta or something or a Passat. I don't know. It's some kind of bullshit. It's fairly new, though, right? Uh new enough, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. That's new. That's new.

unknown 54:55

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 54:56

My car's a 2020, but I don't have to deal with, you know, Honda doesn't do that kind of. They do other bullshit, of course. They all do shit, but at least not that.

SPEAKER_03 55:04

Now, I'm does your do you think your car has like the the spyware and the cutoff switch and all that kind of thing?

SPEAKER_05 55:12

I don't think it has the cutoff switch, but I'm sure it tracks every single thing I do and everywhere I go. I'm certain of that. That's true. That's true. Speaking of which, although if my insurance company tracked me, they'd probably give me money back because I don't drive that much.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

Right. You might, you know, if that's well, you're not gonna have insurance much longer anyway. So matter of fact, I should I'm I'm literally waiting for uh I ran out of checks. If I don't get a check by the time you come down this week, I don't know. I'm gonna have to mail it to you, but hopefully I'll get a check. But anyway, so I got one video left here. Our closing something to do with what we're talking about, but let's see.

SPEAKER_17 55:51

It's appropriate that we released the agreement. And we did send a good clip. Israel, by the way.

SPEAKER_13 55:56

We sent Israel a copy of the agreement. You sent them a copy, did you? You BCC'd them. We just reached the outline of a peace agreement with the country we are fighting with Israel without consulting Israel. Bitch. That's exactly what that means. Shh, adults are talking. At one point, he said, you know, I just think it's it's just too much. I think going forward, we may leave the fight against Hezbollah to Jelani, who runs Syria. Now, Jelani, of course, is a former Al-Qaeda leader. He's just a more reasonable person. If you're looking for humane treatment of civilians, you gotta go to the Al-Qaeda guy, not the Israeli Prime Minister. That's what the president said. It's unbelievable.

SPEAKER_07 56:33

Unbelievable. That guy. Wow. Well, he's not wrong.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

I mean this laughter, though, is just so girly. But he's not wrong. And it's, you know, everything he's talking about is really doesn't matter because they blew up the whole deal anyway. So it's just so hilarious. Because of the threat. Yeah, because of because of threatening. He's like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_06 56:57

They were looking for something. Do you hear that? He threatened us. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 57:02

But I mean, it's it's true. I mean, and the whole point that they're trying to make, I mean, Trump has clearly changed his mind about something, not Israel, about something. And they're trying to like throw J.D. Vance under the bus for this. Like it was all his idea. And here's the other thing that I found kind of interesting. At this all right, so I was thinking to myself, maybe at the behest of Israel, Trump did all this shit trying to derail the Iran. But at the same time, Lutnick and Kushner are sitting there in Switzerland looking around like, what happened? So if they're not in on the double, you know, so it's I I don't know what's going on, man. I don't know if this is just this is all planned for D chess by anyone, or it's just complete, you gotta be shitting me. That just nobody knows what the fuck's going on here, really, kind of thing. Any thoughts before we wrap up?

SPEAKER_05 57:57

I think that the whole Vance pulling away is is definitely orchestrated, and I think it's to set him up against to be the you know the twin the candidate in twenty-eight and say, you know, I was against this whole agreement and blah blah blah. Wasn't needed, you know.

SPEAKER_03 58:11

That's definitely got a possibility. But at the same time, I don't I don't know if that's gonna work. I mean, I I don't know. Who knows? Who knows about all I think? I'll find out we'll find out life lots in November for sure. Um and hopefully uh this uh tax thing uh goes through because if that doesn't, we might not be buying a house. If that goes through and the crash keeps going, we'll definitely be in a house by the by probably maybe by the end of the year, if not shortly into next year. But uh until then. Until then we might have to keep going remote with Dr. Bob, because I don't know. Although I should mention the the rental listings, what did I say they were last time? Do you remember fifty of them, I think? Really that many. Well, it's up to like 675 now. So it's still going up, but at the same time, there's a bunch of listings on there that say that are closed or pending or this or that, that they don't seem to be like clearing off the off the list. So it's like, what's going on with these rentals? I don't know, it's crazy. All right, guys. I guess that'll wrap it up for this episode. Uh like, share, subscribe. Uh 904-549-9024 for the first time in the in the episode. We got we gotta have people start calling and leaving some messages. Also, uh our next episode will be uh uh Dr. Bob will be down here and uh in the flesh. So we have to we haven't really decided how we're gonna do that show, whether it's gonna be uh look, Dean's like shut up. We'll decide that shortly, and uh it'll either be a decided at lunch on Thursday.

SPEAKER_05 59:50

I can still hear you, but I can't see you. Say goodbye.

SPEAKER_03 59:53

No, it's it's done that one once before, and it didn't seem to be a problem, so I don't know what that means. But anyway, it'll be a fun episode. So we'll see you.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:05

See you guys. Thanks, guys.