The Slack Doctors
We are the Slack Doctors. Your pioneers of procrastination, your legends of laziness, and avatars of the ambitionless. Our show is about nothing and everything. We are a loving homage to the Love Doctors (our heroes ). Join Dr. Chip and Dr. Bob as we unveil our idiotic theories and opinions with the kindly assistance of you, the viewer.
The Slack Doctors
Ep. 69 - The Slack Doctors Episode 69 Gang's All Here
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A rare appearance by Dr. Bob in studio. Dr. Bob ruined our lunch date for everyone, even if the bar was kinda cool. An odd barhop conversation leads to the Docs swapping Key West stories. Did Israel just imply that they might have nukes? (doesn't everybody think they do?). Dunning-Kruger effect on display, why is it always physicists? New caller Johnny Trindlin reports in to the Slackline. Hippos vs. Crocodiles, yikes. Dr. Bob recommends Coast Seafood in Lake Worth Beach Florida. Who's still cashing slavery checks in 2026? Weed Doritos and weed ice cream, did society create a perpetual munchie machine loop? Is Fishback florida's next governor? Is God's loophole Old Testament or New? Does Trump understand religion at all? Dr. Chip argues for abolishing all political parties. Is this lady preacher channeling the ghost of Sam Kinison? The Docs dip into politics with a MTG clip and some light Fetterman bashing.
All right, here we are with an in studio. Everybody in the studio episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am in-house Dr. Bob. And I'm producer Dino. There we go. The gang is all here. We are all in the flesh in the same building. Very rare occasion. When is the last time we were actually all here? Last year for sure, right?
SPEAKER_04It's been quite some time. No, you were here at least once this year, right? I think I've only been into the studio twice. I feel like. Yeah, at least once or twice. Maybe only once even. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So what you want to tell everybody why you're in town?
SPEAKER_04Well, you know, part of the reason I came down was because it had been so long since I've been down. But my girlfriend that was in town, so it was a convenient, uh, you know, everybody meeting up in the same place. Um she was visiting an old friend, so your long distance girlfriend. Long distance girlfriend, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's still in Ohio, right? Yeah, yeah, she's still in Ohio. And of course, you know, we wanted to get together and do a live in-studio episode and and uh see Dino in person. So we subjected Dino to a horrific lunch yesterday. And Dr. Bob takes the full brunt of the blame for that. I I think it even put uh Dr. Chip into a bit of a foul mood at the restaurant. What? Yeah, it just wasn't that good. I was just I panicked at the last second and picked a chain place. It wasn't very good. Um we should have probably, you know, just gone around the block and looked for another place, a local.
SPEAKER_06Ford's garage, great, great uh atmosphere, not so great on the food.
SPEAKER_04Great atmosphere up to a point. Now, I'd like to point out a bit of technology from Forge that I actually thought was pretty interesting. The bar was extremely cold, uh, to the touch, almost as if it was covered in some sort of brass or something. Right? And then and the behind where your arms and elbows and whatnot would go, a strip of like clear straight up ice or or marble or something. Like ice rink. Yeah, yeah, where you would sit your drink. Now, idea, you know, obviously to keep your drinks cold, this thing was genius. It's a great idea. But we ordered lunch, uh, and that's when you realize it's not exactly a perfect idea because when you put a hot plate with a burger on it down on this thing, if you don't eat it pretty quick, uh, it's gonna take a chill real, real fast. But all in all, kind of a depressing meal, I must say. And the bartender, um, I'm sorry, not the bartender, but the bar hop, uh, the bar back or whatever, clearly on bat salt. Uh or some sort of uh intoxicant, I don't know. Um just stoned. He was just too chatty. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03He was just having a good work day.
SPEAKER_04Too unwilling to give up information. You know, we were trying to settle a bet there at the bar about how long the place had been open, and he kept insisting it had been there for two weeks, which I feel was a bit of an understatement.
SPEAKER_06But did you notice he had plenty of flair? He had the right acquired required amount of flair.
SPEAKER_04He did have a lot of flair, and then also he, you know, threatened to chase us down if we were to steal the uh the gas the the little gasket that they used. Because the whole thing is is car themed, you know, so it's got like a uh screwdriver gasket uh wrapped around the um the silverware roll-up, which in itself was also like a mechanics rag or something.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's what you should have stole. That's what we need.
SPEAKER_04It wasn't until we got back to it, and that you know, I think he Dr. Chip made some joke about, oh, I this is the thing we want to, you know. Yeah, I need one of these on my Jeep, on my radar. And the bartender's like, Don't do it, I heard you, you know. And then this this this mouthy bar back was like, Yeah, don't make me chase you, man. So it was, you know, after we got to Chip's house that uh I said, Hey man, turn around and I tossed the the ring thing to him and he's like, Oh, really? I was like, Yeah, I had to take it after he's he made the comment like that. You got some light fingers, Everett. Oh yeah. Don't don't challenge him to anything. Chip bought, so thanks, Chip. I was not, in fact, chased. He did not chase us.
SPEAKER_06I gotta say, I'm I'm kind of disappointed in Hurricane Alley. Like, why the hell do they got to shut down for eight days? Like, come on, man. Uh that's just ridiculous.
SPEAKER_04I know it's summer and all, but we picked a we were just unlucky. There everybody went on vacation at the same time. I used to work for a guy, Rodney Mayo, who does, I don't know if he still does this or not, but they used to do like an annual trip to the Keys and a hundred people or sometimes, you know, just a whole buttload, because he has a bunch of bars and restaurants. We'd all go down there and rent out an entire hotel and stay for, you know, like a long weekend or something. But he didn't shut the places down. There was still always a skeleton crew left behind to run everything.
SPEAKER_06Just poor bastards. Right.
SPEAKER_04I was just gonna say, in one sense, you could almost tell like who the redheaded stepchildren of the company were because you don't get the invite to go down to the keys. You don't get to the invite to the keys orgy. And just a giant group of bar and restaurant people on their on their time off. You can only imagine the savagery drug consumed in that way, can well, I'm not gonna say anything incriminating, but I don't think that we ever were able to stay at the same hotel the next year. Like it's like we left such a bad taste or the entire pool, you know, covered. You know how to do it.
SPEAKER_06I'm surprised I'm surprised the word didn't get around and you just didn't get ran from everywhere.
SPEAKER_04Well, you know, it is a big it's a big check. It's a lot of people spend a lot of money. You know those little uh uh balls they put in pools to keep the algae down so they float and cover the entire top, right? Imagine that, but with like tequila bottles, and that's basically what the pool looks like after the crew wakes up after the second day or so. Everybody get immediately gets drunk and then rents scooters, you know, because it's the only way to get around down there. You park your car at the hotel, and then for the rest of your time there, you take this little scooter around these little streets. And at the time when I went, I had that boulevard, right? So here I am thinking, uh, you know, Billy Badass, like, you know, you don't need to. I've never driven a scooter ever, because I always thought they were weak and effeminate, and I'd rather, you know, a motorcycle. And they are. So when they're trying to give me the little short training course or whatever for it, I'm like, I don't need that. You know, I ride a motorcycle, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, this is not the clutch. Left hand is not the clutch. I immediately went right over on the damn thing and like, oh shit, I'm a dumbass. Um, I thought I was.
SPEAKER_06I wonder how many of the statistics of how many people end up in the hospital from renting scooters in the keys. Because I know one guy, uh, I think you used to know him. His name was uh Eric from uh Charlie's Crab. Remember he was friends with Scott Sharon Balding? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that guy. He told the story of one time he went down to the keys, got drunk, got in a scooter, and like went over the handlebars, knocked out all his teeth. Uh, you know, ended up in the hospital with a concussion and no teeth, and had to get all his mouth reconstructed and stuff like this. And it's like, that's gotta happen on the regular down there, I would think. Absolutely. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I I mean, I didn't get any injuries or anything, but I'm pretty sure every one of us signed a waiver.
SPEAKER_06Well, yeah, but you know the the waiver don't keep you from getting hurt. You're still getting you're still taking the damage.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and you're on an island with a massive drinking problem with tiny little narrow streets.
SPEAKER_06You know, it's funny, I played for a week down there in a band. Back when I was in Sex Cells, we were like five days, like I don't know, Tuesday through Saturday, something like that. And for five days down there, they they had this silly little band house, which is basically a room with a bunch of bunk beds in it. All right, so basically you you play there the first night, you get there, you play. You get up the next morning and you're like, okay, well, we don't play till like nine o'clock tonight. What are we gonna do all day? Guess what there is to do?
SPEAKER_04Drink.
SPEAKER_06That's it. Yeah, drink. Plenty of it. And there's literally right down the steps from the bandhouse is the bar. I mean, literally, you walk right down the stairs, there's the bar. You're like, okay, I'll have a beer, I guess. You know it's 10 o'clock in the morning, like, yeah, I don't know, what else are we gonna do? And the funny other story about that is we were there so long we actually had to kind of a couple of us had to do some laundry. So we went to this like laundromat a couple of couple of blocks off of Duval Street, and we're sitting there doing our laundry, and there's this guy walking down the street. He's bald as a cute uh cue ball, and just you can tell he's obviously gay, he's just slinking down the street. But as he actually walked by, I noticed like his legs are perfectly shaved. And I'm like, this guy is a girl at night. Yeah, yeah. I'm absolutely certain. This is one of the drag queens that walks around at night. There's no question. I'm like, this is definitely one of them.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you essentially caught him out of a uniform.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Just walk around in the day, daywalker, you know, tranny, whatever the hell they call it.
SPEAKER_04Have you been ever been down there? What is it, Moon Fest? What's that?
SPEAKER_06No, no.
SPEAKER_04What's that crazy ass? I think they do it for Halloween, right?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, whatever fest. I don't know. Yeah, that's supposedly a big naked frickin' craziness going on. My dad went to that one year.
SPEAKER_03No, you're talking about you're not talking about fantasy fests. Yes, fantasy fest.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's it. I've never been to that. Never been to Fantasy Fest. But I mean, any time in your Key West, I mean, the the week we were there, it was pretty debaucherous. There was a lot of stuff.
SPEAKER_04I've seen a lot of footage of stuff like that. But the thing about footage though is that you can't smell it, you know?
SPEAKER_06The funniest story from that that five days we were down there, um, at the time we had this rhythm guitar player named Kirk. And we all had caravan down there in like three cars, a truck and a couple cars or something, whatever, but he was driving one of them. And as soon as we got to Key West, like literally as soon as we pulled in, he got pulled over and got a ticket for like not coming to fruit to a complete stop at a sign or something stupid like that. So we were pissed. We're like, oh fuck, what the fuck? And we had these these stickers, and the name of the bell uh the band was Sex Cells, Cells is spelled C-E-L-L-S. Anyway, or little play on words, whatever. So we started putting these stickers on every cop car we could find. Because, you know, that it's mostly foot traffic there anyway. You know, you see a cop car, there's not usually a cop near it or whatever. So literally by the end of the five days, we were like every cop car went by, had our fucking sex cell stickers on the back. It was hilarious. Uh anyway. But that good old days.
SPEAKER_04That's when I had long hair, and man, this was now would that be considered vandalizing a p like police property? You're not doing any destruction to it. No, that's true. And unless you put the sticker like over an operating light or something, let's check in with Dino on his opinion on this as a former law enforcement officer.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I wouldn't charge anybody, but I wouldn't. I'm not sure you could. Drippy.
SPEAKER_04So how here's a question. How many stickers would it take before you actively started looking for the asking people around, hey, does anybody know who uh these sex sales guys are? Five, ten, twenty? Uh two? Two.
SPEAKER_03They could get out of hand if they're two.
SPEAKER_04You know, I bet though that there's probably a a very special type of officer that they hire to work down in Kiwa. Like I would imagine it's similar to the cops that work in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and stuff. Like, you gotta have a certain live and let live attitude to it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06From what I hear, all the cops in uh in New Orleans are all corrupt. They're all like Mexico or like something you can just bribe your way to at anything.
SPEAKER_04Supposedly Louisiana in general is is a very has always been the point your mic to your at your face, it's a little directional. All right, how's that? Is that better? Way better, yeah. Okay. Crisp. Anyway. So crisp and so clean.
SPEAKER_06All right, so you want to get to some uh voicemails? You want to do some clips? What do you think? Uh we do the voicemails first.
SPEAKER_05Well, it turns out as Mayor Mandami and uh several of these recent elections are proving, uh, apparently New York City has gone anti-Semitic, uh, which is quite uh interesting. And and at the same time, uh, people in Israel are now saying, seeing that they're losing support worldwide, are now saying that they have weapons that they haven't used yet, that they're keeping secret that they're now threatening to use. Sounds like a nuke.
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah, I would say absolutely, if they're you know, uh is anybody surprised that they have them though? I mean, I thought that was kind of common knowledge.
SPEAKER_06But they're you know, the the way they're secretly, you know, hinting at, you know, like, oh if you guys cut us off and turn away from us, we're gonna, you know, have to use weapons we, you know, we haven't told you you think you'd put past them in nukey New York? I don't think that. Yeah. Yeah. I no. I mean, if New York you know completely goes, you know, anti-Israel. I mean, but there's so there are so many pro-Israel you know, Jews in New York, that would really be but they do have a Hannibal directive, so I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I mean I mean the the the amount of j of Jewish institutions and neighborhoods and I I don't see even even if they are losing some support, I would imagine it's still a it's still a significant amount of support there.
SPEAKER_06I'm not sure they've shown a lot of care about institutions or uh from what from what I hear. I don't think that's really a big concern of theirs, but whatever. Anyway, that was my inflammatory voicemail of the day. Is there another one or is that it? Uh you have another there's another one from you. Here we go.
SPEAKER_05So I'm watching an episode of Pierce Morgan, and they got this Eric Weinstein uh unit on here. What a what a piece of work he is. But anyway, I guess he considers himself some sort of an expert on the Ola Rand thing.
SPEAKER_04Now, isn't that the guy I see him on Rogan all the time? Isn't he some like theoretical physicist or something? He is. Okay. I n even though we do this, and we obviously claim not to be experts or anything, but uh the whole Dunning-Kruger effect when somebody like and Neil deGrasse Tyson comes to mind is a good example of somebody who is, you know, a master in their field, but then when the once they start taking on things that are outside of it, they really don't have to be able to do that.
SPEAKER_06Well, Eric Weinstein claims to either live in Israel or have lived in Israel and to be an expert on the on the subject. All right, we'll finish. Let's keep going then.
SPEAKER_05They're talking about it, and he's speculating that if uh when they started this war or when they did the 12-day war, or whatever, if the CIA and Mossad had run guns to Iran to give to people to rise up and rebel against the government, it would have worked. I guess he doesn't know the well-known fact that uh yeah, they got busted for running guns, doing exactly that, and then they had to kind of you know explain why they were doing it and got in trouble for it. So, how is this guy even considered an expert on anything? When he doesn't even know the basic facts. I mean, is this is this what's wrong with legacy media? They got these people on there that you're supposed to trust that don't know anything?
SPEAKER_06You know, I should make I should say it was like on a CNN show or something like that. It wasn't like he was on Rogan, but yeah, he's he's making these claims and he's like, yeah, if they'd have armed them when they were and they did. They got in trouble for it, they got busted for it. How does he not know that? How does has he not ever been? I mean, what kind of expert is he?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Have you never been to Iran? Don't you see that they armed the Kurds and it didn't work? That's you know, and that's the stupid thing. That's why 4,000 of them, and not 40,000, like they're claiming, but that's why the 4,000 people got killed, because they armed them and said, Yeah, rise up against your government. And they did. And they got slaughtered. Yeah, it's so crazy. Anyway. So that's it on the voicemail.
SPEAKER_04That's it from no, no, there is one more voicemail. There's one more voicemail that you've not heard. All right, you ready for this? There we go.
SPEAKER_02Hey, black men. Johnny Trendlin here, and I just gotta call real quick, because I've heard some of your shows, and I know you support the Second Amendment.
SPEAKER_04I'd like to pause for just a second to say that I don't know who this gentleman is, but he sounds like a God-fearing American. What's his last name, Trinlin? Johnny Trendlin. Johnny Trendlin here. Now, you know, this is a slightly different flavor from, you know, our fans are quite diverse. We've got Victor hiding out in Siberia, and let's get back to Johnny.
SPEAKER_02God bless you, sir.
SPEAKER_04Johnny Trendlin. I wonder what it we clearly. The man sounds like he's from somewhere in the South, I would say.
SPEAKER_06It sounds like it. Maybe possibly Apex, South Carolina or something.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, somewhere, it could be somewhere in the in the Carolina range. I don't know. I don't know, but uh I'm happy to have him on board. Absolutely. Uh and I do also support, proudly support the Second Amendment.
SPEAKER_06Wouldn't that be great if you put your shotgun in the back of your car? Like just on a rack, you know, right in the back of your Honda? Yeah, yeah, Honda Civic with a gun around.
SPEAKER_04Rack from the top down. I tell you, you know, in Gainesville, there's obviously almost everything in the city there involves the um the university, but there are still what you what I would call old school Florida crackers on the S outskirts there, yeah, and there's plenty of hunting and fishing. I've seen a guy pop out of the woods on one side of the road with a I'm assuming it was some sort of long gun, I think it was a shotgun, on his shoulder, and like four hounds on a long leap, you know, all leashed together and cross the street and then disappear into the woods on the other side with the dogs.
SPEAKER_06Okay, what the hell? All right, so the only thing I've ever hunted with dogs is hogs. Yeah, I was thinking deer. I they actually they can they can scare up deer sometimes. I was thinking hogs. But yeah, that's mostly. But I'm thinking if they're that close to town, are they ho are they hunting raccoons? I mean, that's they call them coon dogs. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, possible. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06It was not, it was maybe you know, yeah, it wasn't that far out of town, really. I mean, we are getting pretty economically depressed. You know at one point they were selling raccoon meat in the streets of Detroit, right? No. In 2009 or so or in 2010. Yeah, it was so bad. Detroit was so bad they were selling, they were catching and selling raccoon meat.
SPEAKER_04I know at one point they some businessman had some ludicrous idea of importing hippopotamus uh to the United States and and farming them uh basically like in the Mississippi River. And look at what Pablo Escobar did with just a handful of them. Man, what a great I'm so glad that never occurred. Well, you wouldn't be able to go in the river anymore, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_06Gators would be the least of your worries. Well, they might they might eliminate the gators. I was just gonna say I might just saw some footage the other like yesterday of, and I, you know, I I don't think it was AI. It looked like it was pretty real, of a gator or a crocodile going to bite uh a hippopotamus, and the hippopotamus basically just bit its head off. Yeah, yeah. It did, it just fucking opened its mouth and bit its frickin' head off.
SPEAKER_04I mean they share territory with Nile crocodiles uh in African. And kick their ass. But for the most part, the crocodiles leave them the fuck alone. Everything does.
SPEAKER_06Well, and l I mean they'll go after the babies, but that's about it.
SPEAKER_03What about raccoon? Have you guys eaten raccoon? I have not. I've never heard anybody eating raccoon.
SPEAKER_06I think the wildest thing I've ever eaten is squirrel once.
SPEAKER_04No. And I can't imagine one squirrel would do much for anybody. I mean, let's be honest. And it's just all bones.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's like it's almost the meat's almost hard to get to, but yeah, it's ridiculous. But no, yeah. I barely, you know, I've only really eaten wild pig a few times, but man, that is good. If you get one of those, you know, feral pigs and then somebody knows how to cook them upright. Oh my lord, is that good.
SPEAKER_04Speaking of good, uh, you know, Heather and I just went to the seafood place the other last night. I guess it was last night. Coast seafood on J Street in Lake Worth, uh Lake Worth Beach, Florida. Outstanding. Best meal I've had in years. And it was a f I guess it's some kind of local fish I'd never had before called triple tail. Um it was delicious though. Highly recommend. Yeah, I think, yeah, my our buddy knew about that place. But you should warn them, gotta bring your own alcohol. That's so that's the st as the story goes. Yeah, I don't know. Neither of us drink, so I I didn't even notice that there wasn't like a wine list or anything like that. So maybe that's true. It's I guess it might be.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna try and talk my landlords into taking me there tonight. They're supposedly taking me to uh Flanagan's or something like that. I'm like, hey, you guys like seafood?
SPEAKER_04It was like triple tail on a bed of risotto with artichoke hearts and tiny. It was delicious. Sounds good.
SPEAKER_06All righty. Well, I've got a couple of clips. How about you? You got anything you want to kick off with or uh uh I mean you can go first.
SPEAKER_04All right. I shared voicemails.
SPEAKER_06I got this one that I thought was completely and uh, you know, uh before we even share this clip, I should share the story I was telling you about. And and not a lot of people how uh realize how Britain or England uh dissolved their slavery trade. And what they did over there is they didn't just say, okay, you guys are all free. They bought the slaves. The government bought the slaves. As a matter of fact, apparently only a couple of years ago, they ended they stopped, ended up paying.
SPEAKER_04They've been paying for hundreds of years, I guess if your family or something at some so that's crazy that they that they uh to do it a one-time deal, that's that's a bold move. But to do it generationally like that, paying the family is crazy because how awkward is it to, in the year of our Lord, 2025, uh, go cash my check that yeah, what's this check for? Ah, well, you know, my family used to own people back in the day, and they're still paying it off because it took a really long time. It was a big loan, but holy moly.
SPEAKER_06So uh with that and with general reparations in mind, let's take a look at this this lady checking out her uh checking out her uh ancestry. Is this that gate?
SPEAKER_18This list of passengers on the Mayflower.
SPEAKER_17No, I can't believe this. No, my ancestors did not come here on the Mayflower.
SPEAKER_18Your ancestors came on the Mayflower. No, no, no. You are descended from one of the 101 people who sailed on the Mayflower.
SPEAKER_07Oof. That's a little bit too much to deal with.
SPEAKER_14So that woman's name is Angela Davis. She is one of the most anti-white and pro-reparations leaders in America. Not only did she just learn that her ancestors were colonizers, but she later found out that they were also slave owners. You can't pick and choose your bloodline, Angela. And 23 of me says it's time for you to pay up.
SPEAKER_04Dr. Chip, your ancestors came over real early, didn't they? Pretty early, yeah. Like pre-Revolutionary War, right?
SPEAKER_06They fought in the Revolutionary War. I couldn't. Well, I mean, there supposedly, I've heard there's a book about my family name that goes back to like the 12th, 13th century with our lineage and ancestry and all that. I've never seen it, but supposedly, but I guess in there would be when we came over, but I I don't know when. I mean, I I imagine it's probably 1600s if if we were there in the 1700s. Right. So this 250th anniversary really means something to your family. You've been here the whole time. Pretty much. Supposedly, yeah. But uh, you know, here's the first thing. So who's she clearly owes reparations? Right. So so all right, so who's she gonna pay the reparations to? And all right, besides that, most every other person on the planet, when you find out, you know, hey, my family was part of the people that founded a great country, they don't go, oof, ooh, ooh, ooh. You know what I mean? That's quite the interesting reaction to, like, yeah, your folks came over to the Mayfire. Ooh, uh. I mean, that's just so weird.
SPEAKER_04I mean, there's very few places on this globe that you can point to and say, you know, they they've always been uh short of like the North Sentinelese, there's not a lot of, you know what I mean? The island where they'll kill you if you even land on the damn thing. Yeah, there are no good guys. It's just been wave after wave of conquest for all of eternity and all of history.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's uh people, you know, just the people that live in the past like this, and like uh uh you know, look uh obviously the original sin of this country was clearly slavery, especially when we have a a document that clearly says all men are created equal. You know, the hypocrisy is strong in that whole Right, exactly. Well, and and the argument back then is they're not men, right? Which obviously we've we've graduated beyond that at this point. You know, the we're obviously all Homo sapiens, we're all the same thing.
SPEAKER_04That is the excuse that was used. And also, you know, organized religion played a major part in that too, in the sense that they you know felt like they were basically basically treating a race of people almost as children that needed to be taught how to become civilized and how to worship the right God and stop worshiping the ones that they did. Um I mean, which is where the whole birth of voodoo comes from, you know, to bringing their own African gods and deities and then being forced into Catholicism, and so you just swap out the symbols and you know, this person represents this person and this represents that.
SPEAKER_06And you know, here's the thing it's I I don't think when they enslaved the Irish, they did it because they thought they were geniuses. They probably also thought these people are too stupid. Yeah, yeah. You know, they they should be slaves. I mean, for whatever from whatever reason, because maybe they hadn't you know misrepresented by a lot of stupid people like and also in a lot of parts of the world and a lot of parts of history, it had nothing to do with thinking that somebody was beneath you.
SPEAKER_04It was simply a matter of course, uh, specifically after war. If if this area goes to war with that area and we win, one of the things we win is you in any way that we want to use you. You know, and that's just part of the spoils of war. Yeah, you're now a prison savage and it's archaic, but doesn't mean it didn't happen.
SPEAKER_06Yep, exactly. All right, well, there's our racism lecture for the day. You got one? Yes.
SPEAKER_04Well, you what a clip? Let's see. Yeah, plenty of clips. I was gonna say we're gonna run out of time. I'm not used to sitting this far away from my screen. That's sad. Usually I'm at home in the isolation chamber. Oh that here we go. Some uh cannabis ice cream machine.
SPEAKER_06So do you think it tastes like weed? That's what I was gonna I w I want to see what it tastes like.
SPEAKER_04I would again I would think it would be like green tea or matcha or something to try to mask the flavor. Speaking of somebody who who uses tinctures and RSO oils and stuff like that, and I always go for the because I want the entourage effect, so I get the full spectrum with all the terpenes and everything in it. It's not uh it's not a dessert flavor. It's not something I would not for the effect, I don't eat it because it's delicious. It's really not that good.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's that's so wild that somebody would come up with that anyway. But and how I wonder how they even synthesize. I mean, do you think there's weed in it? Well, it's probably just a distillate. I mean who knows? But who knows?
SPEAKER_04It could have full flour in it. Who knows? I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Maybe. Oh, this is a good one. This is also weed related. Of course.
SPEAKER_09These are real Doritos, these are salty and these are crispy. But Homestead Police say they encountered a whole bunch of fakes that can make a lot of people very sick.
SPEAKER_08There's 70 pounds of it all together.
SPEAKER_0970 pounds of weed, nearly a thousand vape pens, and fake brand name snacks laced with high doses of THC.
SPEAKER_04It's the same logo, the same font, the same color. So, what I want to know is, are these actual, like these are ac I'm sure they're not, it's not the actual Cheetos brand, you know what I mean? But are these literally just being made on the black market or are they legal anywhere? Because one of the questions I've always had for these dispensaries or dispensaries, as my niece likes to say, is that all of the uh edible options, aside from the distillates and the tincture and stuff like that, but anything that's a food, it's always something sweet. There's never anything savory, it's always gummies, cookies, brownies, chocolate. I'm all aboard something as long as it's not being marketed to kids, and it is marked on the bag, it does say THC on the bag. Right. I would love some weed-infused Doritos. That sounds delicious. Oh no.
SPEAKER_09After a major undercover busted homestead, this video taken by police. We are getting an inside look. So looks are deceiving. This looks like just a regular bag of flaming hot Cheetos.
SPEAKER_04I mean, check that out inside, but detectives say as soon as you open like looking in the open bag, the way it's got that resealable top there, it automatically doesn't look like a regular bag of Cheetos. That is absolutely the kind of bag that edibles come into. A concentrated form.
SPEAKER_09That is a shit link. It was early Thursday. Undercover homestead detectives served a warrant at a house that looked like any other. But inside, just empty rooms and these displays of drugs. Delicious suspect taken down in the backyard.
SPEAKER_04So they're making this at somebody's house. Yeah. Well, apparently maybe, or just distributing it through there. But I got it. I will say that for one, like a I'm assuming it's one serving, that little bag, six hundred milligrams is a respectable. That's a lot of weed.
SPEAKER_06I figured I figured they were just making it, you know, at the dispensary places, but somebody's taking the initiative and making it home.
SPEAKER_09Well, you did find a lot of cash.
SPEAKER_08We found $26,000 in this case.
SPEAKER_09What's also disturbing, says the chief, not just the deceiving snacks, but all the colorful cartoon-like labeling that seems to be marketed to kids. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_06Have you guys not been to a you know, like a dreadful dead concert? I mean, you know. Yeah. Of course, stoners are gonna, you know, yeah, they like their cartoons. All right.
SPEAKER_09Those dangerous drugs now off the street. They've been sent to a lab. As for the suspect, the police department not releasing his name yet. We're in homestead. I'm Janine Stanwood, local 10 news.
SPEAKER_04Now, if they start making fentanyl Cheetos, people will drop dead. Yeah, that's for sure. That could be seriously dangerous.
SPEAKER_06Here's the first thing I thought when I saw this is like, I don't know which is worse for you, the Cheetos or the Wheat. Because Cheetos and Doritos, they're those that's crap.
SPEAKER_04Usually one leads to the other, but just combining them right off out of the gate like that is pretty dangerous.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm not saying weed's good for you, but Doritos may be worse. At least you can grow weed out of a uh the dirt.
SPEAKER_04You can't need a lab to get Doritos.
SPEAKER_06You know, it's funny. I just uh bought like a box of that like almost trail mix-y kind of stuff. It's got like nuts and some raisins and some of the little dried fruit, you know, little things. Well, I was thinking to myself, how perfect would it be to make little gummies just the same size as those little dried fruit? Sprinkle them in with your trail mix. That'd be pretty good.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06We could market those too.
SPEAKER_04All right, anyway. We just uh at my niece's house, I decarbed a bunch of flour, I guess, and uh I haven't gone back to do anything with it or make brownies. Decarbed? Yeah, it's it's a device that basically preps the weed and activates the THC in it, and from that moment forward it's just fully edible and it's an edible form. Uh it's called DR decarboxylation is the name of the chemical process that it undergoes. It's basically just keeping it a very, I want to say like 190, 190 degrees Fahrenheit temperature or something, not enough to burn it, almost like making charcoal, you know, with wood. But you're you're do you chop it up first? No, you don't have to. You just throw it in this thing and do it, and then when you're done, you grind it up, and what you're left with is what I like to call the parsley of the gods. Uh you basically have this green powder that you can simply add to scrambled eggs or anything else that you want to eat. If you want to sprinkle it on brownies, make a batch of brownies, you can. But you can, I mean, if you can stomach it, you can just tilt your head back and eat it raw. Um, but my s uh my niece works for uh Pizza Place, and I'm certainly not going to say the name after this joke, but I was joking with her and said you should just grind it all up and swap it out for the oregano and see what happens at the end of the night. Just jokes, folks. Nobody would do anything like that. Who'd waste the money? Strongly recommend nobody to do it, and that wasting the money, too, yeah. Oh, this is the guy that's running for uh for governor. Ah, this fucking guy.
SPEAKER_01We wake up early, stay late, motivate, inspire their students, dig into their own pockets to cover school supplies for kids who can't afford them. They're doing everything right, and it's time to raise teacher pay in Florida, and I will do that as governor.
SPEAKER_04But yeah, every politician who's ever run for anything has always we need to pay teachers more. I mean, they all say the same exact thing, it never happens. They do. And that's not really the issue.
SPEAKER_06This guy is parading around as a conservative, though. He should be going, let's get rid of the Board of Education, not let's just keep it.
SPEAKER_04And it varies wildly by state. I know Florida is a bad state for public educators to uh to get paid. I know in the northeast of, you know, I think they make a lot more money.
SPEAKER_06You know, the I at first I like this guy. I was like, you know, yeah, he's saying some good things. He wants to divest from Israel. Great idea. But I mean, first of all, the thing where he says uh that you can't have a COVID shot if you want it. I'm like, all right, look, I don't ever want a COVID shot, but you can't tell people they can't have it.
SPEAKER_04Right. You know, I think one of my the best idea I heard proposed by this guy was the one about the um doing like its own air system air for uh domestic flights within interstate, not interstate. That's not a huge issue in any way, but no, but it was a good idea.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but otherwise, this guy's more liberal than I really like. He he wants to control everybody's body, whether it be taking COVID or he wants to completely ban abortion. Right. You know, so it's like, come on, man. What happened to my body, my choice, bod bodily autonomy, you know? Well, this is getting this guy's not a conservative at all. And I mean he's such a he's such a DeSantis sycophant. I mean, he's like he worships at the idol of DeSantis.
SPEAKER_04I don't know what that what's up with that because he doesn't have to be adversarial with him because DeSantis can't run for another. No, yeah, so and he's basically just trying to slide in there as a DeSantis successor.
SPEAKER_06DeSantis is kind of backhandedly endorsing him too by saying that Byron's uh Byron What's Donald should debate him. Because apparently Byron Donald is ducking a you know, not refusing to debate anybody, uh, you know, on the anybody else that's running for governor, supposedly because they're not polling well enough or some bullshit like that or whatever. But yeah, even like even DeSantis is saying, hey, you know, you gotta you gotta debate these guys at least. Yeah, you know, anyway. All right.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's enough Florida politics for now, right? Yeah. I got another clip here. I think you sent me you know, we bash religion a lot. Oh, yeah. And uh, and I'm all about it. I love bashing religion. It's fun. I could do it all day, every day. Um, but you did send me one that goes, maybe we were wrong about religion. So let's see what would have prompted such a such an email from Dr. Chip.
SPEAKER_19Jesus has to lay. Jesus has to be our son.
SPEAKER_04Now, doesn't Jesus specifically say not to, though, isn't it? Or that's actually then now that I think about it, I believe that's Old Testament. That's Sodom and Gomorrah right there. There's a new covenant was formed, of course, when the New Testament was written. So perhaps that opened up some loopholes. Let's keep going. Okay, the Vatican does technically approve anal, but buggery is not really what we're talking about here. We're doing talking to avoid pregnancy. Well, that answers your question from before. And if you know, if anybody finds out, you just shuffle them around, just move them somewhere else, it'll be fine. Well, I mean, multitask maybe, but it's definitely there for a different reason. You know, to go back to the best to using priests again. You know why uh altar boys are all have their hair parted in the middle, don't you? No. It says you are forgiven, my son. There's a little bit more of this song.
SPEAKER_12You don't want to have an abortion. The easiest solution is to maintain your virginity by doing it in the third hole. You guys, that's a message straight from Christ.
SPEAKER_04I think I sent you a clip in response to that, too. Which is uh the same theory, but just much snappier, much catchier. Um, this was not this chick's idea. I think she stole it from these girls. These chicks are hilarious anyway.
SPEAKER_10All my life, I've been good to what my mom and dad and God say I should go to church in Bible school to live by Gohaha's rule. So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do. Yeah, we should just get to the chorus, but alcohol's high school with my puberty ring. I'm like those other girls, I got my morals in check. It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend and pardon my French, but his cute ass heads.
SPEAKER_04We're definitely gonna get copyright struck on this.
SPEAKER_10We can at least enjoy it in studio.
SPEAKER_06Stop and talk about it for a second because why are there no guys advocating for this? Why is it all the women? Right?
SPEAKER_04Because the guys don't get pregnant. I would imagine it's because the woman doesn't want to carry the child to term.
SPEAKER_06Have we even got to the course? Have they said it yet? They have not said it yet. Let's get we'll get to the course, then we'll turn it off.
SPEAKER_10Never learn about the birds and bees. I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees, because the Bible says premarital sex is wrong. But Jason says the guys can't wait that long. I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him. I need to figure something out. Well, there's a loophole in the scripture that works really well, ever present loophole without going to hell. It's my full of praise. In Jesus' name, we go to fifth face.
SPEAKER_04Fit face. There we go.
SPEAKER_10Thank you for making me holy.
SPEAKER_04Thank you for giving me holes to choose from.
SPEAKER_10And since I'm not a godless poor, you'll have to come in the back door. Therefore, fuck me in the ass, because I love Jesus. There it is.
SPEAKER_04And if we haven't already offended most of our fans, we've done it now. And again, we're already gonna get struck, so we really can't play any more of the song. But I do strongly recommend that our listeners and viewers check them out. Garfunkel and Oates, they're hilarious. You know, and they got a lot of songs that are quite filthy, for lack of a better term.
SPEAKER_06And it's and again, it's these people say they believe in this higher power and yet do everything they can to cheat and and fool it and trick it. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I mean, there's a lot of things that the Bible tells you not to do that are, you know, shellfish and uh many, many things right eating. Yeah. They still have it as a special. So what else you got? Uh you want to share one now, or I actually I guess you just did share that one. So let's see what we got.
SPEAKER_15I think Islam hates us. There's something, there's something there that there's a tremendous hatred there. There's a tremendous hatred. We have to get to the bottom of it.
SPEAKER_04At a certain level, it it really isn't even about hatred, whether or not that's true. All right. You're talking about a religion that essentially one of the dictates of the religion is that the people in the religion must spread the religion. So if you're in a nation. Exactly. And at different points in p in history, different people have been more villainized than others because they've been more aggressive about the manner in which they're trying to spread the word. Um but so to a certain extent, if if if that is your faith, it's not that necessarily everybody else is your enemy, but they are your antagonist, so to speak. Your your job is to is to convert them, one way or another.
SPEAKER_06Aaron Ross Powell, Jr. Here's the point I would make. He's saying he can't figure out what could possibly be wrong. And then in another clip, we're gonna should probably show he's gonna say, hey, you know, maybe you shouldn't blow up a whole building full of people.
SPEAKER_04Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. And for sure, like the the the number of activists. The number of activists that this country has created by dropping bombs in places. I mean, we just can't figure it out. All right, go ahead.
SPEAKER_15There is an unbelievable hatred of us in Islam itself. Uh you're gonna have to figure that out. Okay? You'll get another Pulitzer, right?
SPEAKER_04Certainly there's a hatred of our government, which is, you know Yeah. Much like we hate Israel's government. Exactly. That's it's a lot easier, you know, there's a lot of evil governments and evil institutions. All governments could be. I was just gonna say to a certain extent, it's almost a prerequisite in order to wield that much power, is it if nothing else, the ability, if not the willingness, to indulge in unsavory international practices. But yeah, they all do it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15But you're gonna have to figure that out. But there is a tremendous hatred, and we have to be very vigilant, we have to be very careful, and we can't allow people coming into this country who have this hatred of the United States. I guess the question is and of people that are not Muslim.
SPEAKER_16I guess the the question is is there war between the West and radical Islam, or is there war between the West and Islam itself?
SPEAKER_15It's radical, but it's very hard to define. It's very hard to separate because you don't know who's who.
SPEAKER_06I would make the point that if you believe in some invisible guy in the sky, you could be radical. That could be a radical stance, but that uh, you know, well, whatever. I don't know. And you know, here's here's what I'm gonna say. I've been I've been meaning to make this point for a while. We gotta get rid of political parties. We gotta just stop. Just stop. There's the the two political bullshit parties we have now are completely flactured. We do we we literally have four parties, and two of them completely agree with each other, even though they're on the opposite sides.
SPEAKER_04Is it better would it be better to even though I mean I hear what you're saying, to get rid of political parties, but instead of just having two, would it at least be better if there were many of them? I mean, to spread it around a little bit.
SPEAKER_06So the whole point of the party is I don't have to think. I don't have to do my own decisions. These people are gonna tell me which policies are good, which policies are bad, and what I should support, what I shouldn't support.
SPEAKER_04At this point, I mean that's kind of almost the basis of representative government, though, at a certain point. I don't have to think. I want to elect this guy, I'm gonna let him speak for me because I like him or whatever, you know, I think he's got the same ideas that I do.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. But why do you have to have a guy in a party telling you that? Why can't you just look at the candidate and make up your mind on your own? Why do you have to have a guy going, oh no, that guy's no good because he went against the party? You know? That's so at my at this point, and the same thing with people that idolize any politician, like these people that think Trump can do no wrong, or that Biden could do no wrong, or that Obama or Bush, any of them. If you believe in in if you belong to a political party and you you worship any of these political figures, you are a beta cuck. That's just all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04And I am setting yourself up for disappointment every single time. It's inevitable.
SPEAKER_06Make up your own mind. Don't listen to these idiots. Anyway, all right. This thing reminds me a lot of like Duck Dynasty. I don't know what's going on here.
SPEAKER_11So we gotta get in the word quick. Well, we got a one-hour service from beginning to end. Because some of y'all got things you want to do today, and I'm just glad you came. So I want to respect your time, but I also want to get you delivered.
SPEAKER_06All right, clearly she's late to the duck hunt. She's got her call, your duck call. Bumble in her pocket. She's like, I gotta meet old Phil up there to get the duck hunt don't. And here we go.
SPEAKER_11Start small. Start five minutes a day talking to God. Even if it's in the toilet.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's just fire and brimstone preaching. It's a same kennel of jokes.
SPEAKER_06Wait, no, you just you missed you talked over the joke. She says talk to him on the toilet. You just talked over it. Hold on, I'll go back a little. Hold on.
SPEAKER_11Start five minutes a day talking to God. Even if it's in the toilet. Leave your phone on the counter. You know you got about five minutes in there.
SPEAKER_06Gotta prioritize.
SPEAKER_11Father, I just thank you as I'm sitting here. Lord, I just thank you that today you are working through that today, Father, you are moving on my b.
SPEAKER_04How's it? I don't know that I've ever heard that sort of zealous fire and brimstone preaching that didn't was not accompanied with that kind of accent. It would be really weird to hear that whole bit, but done with, oh, don't you know? Like a full-on Midwest with British or British. Or anything. I mean, it probably fit if it was Australian. Yeah, I mean it's basically Sam Catison, you know, without jokes.
SPEAKER_06That's all. Oh yeah, that is you know, those are religious people. If nothing else, they're entertaining. All right. You got any more?
SPEAKER_04Oh, you got a ton more. I got a couple more. Well, some of these are just the voicemail and then the other one. Uh let's see. We will. I'm down to like two more. Probably almost out of time. Oh, this one was this is the one we did as a sound check earlier. You might want to brace your guy yourself on this one for the volume levels. Speaking of demonic people. Yeah, here we go.
SPEAKER_13Israel Zikushim.
SPEAKER_07Israel Zik. Wait, actually, I have a new Hebrew translator. We can actually listen to him without actually hearing his ghoulish voice. Let's take a look here.
SPEAKER_04Yes, that's much, much, much less ghoulish, much better, much more approachable. He reminds me almost of the Tim Curry's legend demon in the movie Legend. Bring me the unicorn.
SPEAKER_07I'm sorry. Wait, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04That was I'm afraid to continue playing this clip because I don't want to accidentally actually summon anything. Well, that's all that's not. I think we've done enough. The rest of it's pretty funny, actually.
SPEAKER_07That was my Ball translator. Sorry. That just translates it into language that Ball can understand. Let me be a Syrian probably. Well, you want to cut out the funny part, man. Oh, okay. I get it now. Oh, alright. He's crying. He was crying about it. That makes sense. It's funny when you translate Hebrew into English, it's just a baby crying. Who would have thought? Nehushim?
SPEAKER_06Israel is Wait. Alright, now stop trying to summon the demon. It's too late. It's been summoned. Right. Alright, wait, I got one that may be actually kind of related to that one right here. Our former congresswoman, well not ours, but somebody in Georgia's, obviously.
SPEAKER_00Back in 2017, uh when those posts were actually made. Uh the whole trust the plan thing, the White House is posting Q propaganda uh on its social media accounts. And I want you guys to know something. I think it's I think you should know this. Back during the 2020 campaign and the 2024 campaign, where by the way, I spoke at more Trump rallies than any elected Republican, the uh Trump team would throw out people, any rally attendee, if they had a Q-shirt, QAnon, storm has arrived, where we go one, we go all. If they were wearing a hat, a shirt, a button, uh, had a flag or anything, they were kicked out or they were made to change their shirt, uh, take off that hat. And during Trump's speech in 2024, when it was the nation in decline part of the speech with the really sad music. Um, anytime these attendees would put their finger, like make a number one, and they pointed to the sky, security was sent around, and they were forced to take their finger down and told not to do that. You want to know.
SPEAKER_06Is that a Q thing? I didn't know that. Yeah, that sounds just like a religious thing, but alright, whatever.
SPEAKER_00Because they didn't, Trump team did not want it to be associated with the QAnon crowd, and they were embarrassed of the Q people and embarrassed of all of that, and that's how they treated him. But now, fast forward to 2026, when it's Trump himself that has betrayed the America first wing of MAGA and turned MAGA into Israel first, and he has totally flipped on a bunch of his campaign promises. Well, now they're trying to throw out the huge sloping propaganda to get you guys sucked back in. Never forget how you were treated. Never forget Okay.
SPEAKER_06Did you guys hear at all about uh now they're claiming that the whole QAnon thing was started by Epstein in conjunction with Trump? Like Trump and Trump and Epstein started it? No, I haven't heard that. Yeah, that's a bad number. That's what they're saying. Yeah, that's what they're saying. They're they're they're making some kind of connection there. And I don't know if you know, like General Flynn is all in on this QAnon stuff. You know who General Flynn is, right? And apparently, I I have no idea what General Flynn's uh uh status is with the Trump administration right now, because I mean they tried to throw him in jail, but now that Trump's in power, you'd think that they'd he'd be back in you know in favor, but he's kind of not. He's kind of still an outcast. He's not really Well, he was discharged, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean it was all because according to the Trumpsters, it was all you know drummed up shit. Not truthfully I've from what I've heard, it kind of does sound like some drummed-up shit. But at this point you think, oh, we'd he'd they'd be welcome back in, you know, back in the MAGA embraces, but I don't think he has. So I don't know. The whole Q thing is so weird. Not that I mean, I don't know. Did anybody ever pay attention to that really? I I don't know. I think it was always considered fringe. I think Yeah, exactly. It's like ridiculous bullshit that's like, you know, they kept predicting that, you know, oh, they're the ones that are keep saying that uh uh JFK Jr. is still alive and it was gonna show up at a Trump rally and take over. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they made some ridiculously insane claims over and over again that never happened, and yet still people like, oh yeah, QAnon, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. I don't know. But uh yeah. Marjorie Taylor, I mean, she makes a good point. Why are they using Q, you know, why are they invoking QAnon with the Trump administration? That's just insane. But it's par for the course, I guess.
SPEAKER_04Another distraction, just another part of the show, another part of the circus.
SPEAKER_06But the whole thing that if if in fact Epstein was behind QAnon, that would be very interesting. But anyway, we'll find out. Maybe someday. Yeah. Yeah, sure we will.
SPEAKER_04I think it's yours. Well, we are we are getting close to the end.
SPEAKER_06I think I just ran that one.
SPEAKER_04Uh I've got a clip here you sent me uh with Fetterman. We can look at that.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that he's always good to laugh at. He is, he's just insane, insanely hilarious. He is literally a joke of of you know of what uh the country has become. All right, here we go.
SPEAKER_05All right, let me ask this: why why the deep uh hatred for Israel? Why?
SPEAKER_17Yeah, because because I mean, if if you you have such contempt for Israel, I mean, of course, you're also anti-American and you're anti-Western civilian uh civilization, and you're you know uh uh seem an anti-capitalism and the American way of life.
SPEAKER_04I'm how can being against any other foreign country automatically translating to being anti-American? It doesn't I mean if you wanted to make the argument that it means you're an anti-Semite, and even that is not true, because as we previously talked about a minute ago, they don't it's a huge difference between a country's government and a country's people. They don't care. I've very few people that I've ever met where I've thought God I couldn't imagine, you know. No, it's the governments that are yeah, that's let them keep going. For political purposes, they will totally blur that distinction.
SPEAKER_17I mean, now they you know they're all socialists, of course. Uh now now there's a communist uh and now Marxists, and now they're proud of this. And now, of course, we have P. Hustle in Maine, you know, that's another one. He's a self-avowed, you know, communist too. That's even down out and a significant part of the Democratic Party right now.
SPEAKER_04I mean, he he didn't stutter or pause too much on that one, so that's better, I mean, than the last time we made fun of him on it.
SPEAKER_06The other thing I find really uh interesting about that is those guys are in parties that are diametrically opposed to each other. You they don't seem like they're disagreeing on much there, do they? Seem like they're kind of in lockstep, don't they? You know, so it's literally there's a wing of the of the Republican Party that completely agrees with the wing of the Democratic Party, and there's a wing of the Republican that completely agrees with the other wing of the it's it's so insane right now. We literally have four parties.
SPEAKER_04But they still have to vote with their party. I guess maintain party minds.
SPEAKER_06No, he's been voting against his party. A lot of people say he's gonna get voted out next election for sure anyway, but but no, he they don't exactly vote with the party. As a matter of fact, he was one one of the guys that voted against uh the War Powers Act. And actually, there are some Republicans that did vote for it. Did you hear about that thing where they had they had a meeting where one of the Republican guys was screaming at Trump about this war powers thing? Trump apparently said something to him about, you know, oh you should have he just started screaming at him in some private, you know, back private bind door meetings or some shit like that. And so who knows? I don't know. So are we out of time?
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