Ep. 70 - The Slack Doctors Episode 70 Gremlin Day

The gang complain about heat and traffic in grumpy old man fashion. We get a Dr. Chip flashback from ten years ago with Ha$htag, and the tale of the missing bass. A quick update on Dr. Chip's X status (jail, parole, probation?). Dr. Bob points out some hypocrisy regarding YouTube's ads vs content (ours). The Docs read some fresh comments. Did this guy throw the play? (Kalshi is ruining everything). The Docs watch a really cool reenactment and do a brief history dive into early America. Robber barons never really went away. We show a clip from a miserable EV road trip to trigger Dino. Erika Kirk's morbid photo op gets revisited. Dr. Chip gives Dr. Bob an impromptu reading test. A neighborhood hater sets up in his yard with snacks and a phone. We watch some celebrities being angry and playing the victim. An extreme version of couch surfing provided by Dino. Not everyone should have a chainsaw.

Transcript

SPEAKER_15 0:17

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here we are with a gremlin-loaded episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr. Bob. And I'm producer Dean. It's 99 here today in Gainesville with a feel-ite temp of 108. It was truly one of the hottest days I've ever been uh out in. It was worthless. Yeah, it's hot. And not only that, think of the poor frickin' people in Venezuela. Dude, what the hell? Those poor bastards. Jesus. I mean, but it's winter over there, right? Is that the other side of the uh Venezuela is not south of the equator, so it's it's the same seasons as us. Had to hit the local dispensary today after my trip down south there. I was running low on supplies. Uh-huh. Probably one of the better fish markets was in town there. And having had that really good dinner when I was down there at Lake Worth Beach, I went in and asked about uh I think it was triple tail was the name of the fish. And then he reassured me. He's like, Yeah, we had it last week. And uh, you know, so he took my number, it's gonna call me when it comes back in to try to cook that at home and see if I can recreate it.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

What was it called? Triple tail?

SPEAKER_15 1:21

Triple tail, yeah. So he said they catch it in the summertime. It's like you can get all the way up to Virginia or something like that. I think it's a reef fish. Just, you know, not like a uh, you know, probably catch it on like a drift boat or something like that. Not something that you would like a grouper or a snapper, kind of like right. It's just I'd never heard of it until this this trip, you know. I've I've never seen it on a in any other restaurant, never seen it in a fish market or or you know, grocery store. So I didn't check it out. Well, I did take the longest uh road trip ever for five guys today. All the way to Coral Springs and back just to get five guys, uh food-related stories, but anyway. Yeah, speaking of road trips, the trip back from down there, uh first three quarters of it was totally smooth, perfect, fast, no traffic, no problems. Soon as I got off of the turnpike onto I-75, uh, I have like 56 miles to go, and it took almost two hours to go 56 miles. What a hell. Was it an accident or something, or just slowed down? Yeah, yeah, an accident. They closed down a lane, so you know, everything was bottlenecked. Well, I almost got taken out today by a cop on the way down to Coral Springs, but I'll talk about it later if I get to this clip I'm gonna show that that reminds me a lot of uh you was definitely in a hurry to get somewhere.

SPEAKER_14 2:48

Were you in the Jeep today?

SPEAKER_15 2:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's way too hot. Too hot for the bike. Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy hot.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Hey, one thing I wanted to I wanted to mention, if you don't mind, guys. Um I and I never I've never done this before. And I always leave it up to you, because you guys are the slack doctors. But I do have a video today. It has to do with remember in the last episode uh that we did, you talked about some guys moving a mattress. Do you remember that? I don't remember that, but all right.

SPEAKER_15 3:27

Moving a mattress. Oh, oh yeah, yeah. So it was actually or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 3:33

Yeah. So I've I've got that coming up. We'll work it in. We'll find a good place to put it in between some other funny clips.

SPEAKER_15 3:41

Okay. Yeah, I was gonna let Dr. Bob do all of his clips before I I bothered to do any clips. So we'll we'll slip you in the middle there or something. All right. Anything happened to you today other than the uh the long, uneventful drive? Or did you want to save that for your your other to tie in with your clip? Lovely five guys for lunch, other than that. No, nothing. This first clip is uh we'll do is a little bit of a a little historical look back at Dr. Chip. It also ties in perfectly with the conversation we had earlier today with our social media manager uh concerning hashtags. Okay. Yeah. All right. See if you recognize this ghost fella.

SPEAKER_08 4:24

Who is that over the left?

SPEAKER_02 4:42

Is that chip on the left side?

SPEAKER_15 4:48

What what year around was this? Say probably about ten years ago, eight to ten years ago.

SPEAKER_03 4:55

Something like you.

SPEAKER_15 5:15

You still have that guitar or that bass? Yeah. That's the one I lost for a few years. You lost? Yeah. Did you lose it or did somebody uh walk off with it and then you finally caught up with them? No, that's it's a whole interesting story. If you're done with the clip, I'll tell this story. But I actually was was going to a rehearsal and I used to just strap the bass on the back of my bike and head down to uh to Marquee Studio down there to rehearse. And this one time I I, you know, and I was as I was strapping that bass on the back of my bike, I was like, God, this doesn't feel like it's normally feels like when it's hooked in there, but it should be fine. Went down the street, had to get some gas before I even got on the highway. Walked into the gas station, paid for the gas, came out, and noticed the base was gone. I thought it got stolen at the grocery store. Or at the at the gas station, rather. So I went back in. I'm like, hey man, let me check your video to see who stole my my uh my base off my bike. And sure enough, he took me back, he rewinded the video and looked at the video, and and I sure enough, I drove up, it was already gone. So it had fallen off apparently somewhere between this gas station and my house, which the gas station is right there on I Palacio, it's not very far. So I jump on the bike, I go back, retrace my my route, looking on the side of the road and whatever, and sure enough, it's gone. And and this that's one of my most expensive bases, too. So, but anyway, so all right, well, easy come, easy go, I guess, you know, whatever. It's gone. I I I get another base, go to the rehearsal. Um, I'm now it it's got it's a pretty common looking base, although it has a custom installed switch that I had put on it that no other base is gonna have. So it's got a distinctive figure. So I'm just kind of like the switch on the back of Mad Max's fuel tank. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, but yeah, not quite. Um but so uh it turns out um I I I keep my eye out, and sure enough, four years later, I see it on marketplace on on Facebook. I'm like, son of a bitch, there's my base. And here's the funniest place. The funniest thing, the place that had it was a pawn shop literally across the street from the gas station where I grew up, where I figured out it was missing. Like literally from that gas station, you can look across the street. So anyway, so I I go to the to the to the place. Oh, and and but uh fast back to the when I lost it, I had the wherewithal to still call the cops and report it missing. I I told him, I'm like, well, I don't, you know, I can't really say anybody stole it, but if somebody finds it and wants to turn it in, I want you guys to know who owns it, it's mine, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I go and the and the guy uh um from Facebook was was that pawn shop, and I go, Look, dude, that's my base. And he goes, What do you mean? I'm like, I can I can go get your police report. It should says that's my base. I can identify it by that switch. Nobody else on the planets can except for except for uh Stevie No Drive can tell you what that switch does. So that's definitely my base. And he's like, Well, come back with the with the police report, and I'll, you know, I'll I'll we'll see what we can do. And I gave him like 300 bucks, which is what he paid for. Well, what he said he paid for it. He probably paid even less than that, but whatever. I was happy to give him 300 bucks penalty to get it back. But I I have it back. But the other thing I wanted to say about that video before you played it is as per usual, that that's one of the bands where I was by far the least talented guy in the band. The kid that was fronting that band was amazingly talented. As a matter of fact, he's up in Philly now. I don't know how he's doing since I'm not on Facebook anymore. But that kid wrote some really cool songs that never saw the light of day. I don't know why they never saw the light of day. I don't know, but that kid was great. And that drummer, my buddy Gary Morocco, that guy is probably one of the best drummers on the planet. But he has one major flaw, and you could probably hear it. I was gonna mention it before you played the video, but you can probably hear it on the video. And his major problem is that he has the best sounding snare drum I've ever heard, but it is also the loudest drum anybody's ever heard. It's insanely loud. Like every time we ever play anywhere, people would like me, the drums are too loud. I'm like, no, it's a drum. And it's it is, it's too loud. There's just nothing you can do about it. Just stick some paper in your ear or whatever you gotta do. But it sounds great, doesn't it? And they're like, well, yeah, it's just too loud. I'm like, yep, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

That's I'm interested. What was the original price on that bass?

SPEAKER_15 9:45

God, I don't remember. I bought that thing way back in the 90s. That's maybe one of the only bases I think I've bought new, but I don't remember. Or you remember? I couldn't tell you. I mean, it was probably I don't know, I want to say probably somewhere between like 500 and a thousand bucks, somewhere in there. But I mean, nowadays it's probably I could probably easily sell that thing for three, four grand now. I mean, it's a 90s American-made vendor with, you know, upgraded. Did you already tell us what the switch was for, or just that it was a secret switch that nobody knew about? No, well, the switch basically it's this little trick I I learned back in the 90s that um guys like me, if I just if you keep all the volume, you know, there's there's knobs on the base, it's like volume knobs and tone knobs. If you keep all your controls up all the time, you can just wire uh the pickups straight to the jack and it makes it sound better. It like takes a sound, it just expands it a little bit, makes the highs higher, makes the lows lower. So it's just a little trick if you don't use the controls a lot to make the pace sound better. But not a lot of people know about it, not a lot of people do it. So I've got like three, four basses that have that little switch wired on them just because it's makes them sound better, makes it sound, you know, a little better. You know, anyway. But uh yeah, those guys were good. And that that video just popped up on my uh YouTube feed. I was surprised. I was like, I didn't know I I don't I don't know if I could find that video if I wanted, but it just popped up. That's I would venture to say it's because you're signed into YouTube now, so it the it the Gmail is linking to your Facebook somehow. You probably used I don't know. I'm guessing at some point I don't know. But then again, I swear to God, I thought about something not too long ago and it fucking popped up on my like ad feed on something on either YouTube or X or something or whatever. Anyway. Right. Well, that's just the implants working. Yeah, clearly. They gave them to you when you were that one time you had surgery. They didn't mention it to you, but they're in there. You know, speaking of X, I don't know if you even want to play the the the voicemail I left. I can basically just tell you what it is about right now. But basically, this morning I got up and uh I could I was on X again. I thought I was out of jail. You know, I could like comment and and check the little like button and the sh and the you know so the first thing I do is I go to post uh an episode of the of the podcast and my and my my text was I'm back 30 days in the hole for saying the wrong word or using the wrong word to say the same thing as everybody else. So much for free speech platform. And then I posted my uh you know, posted the little link to what our last episode of the of the show and then immediately it says I have three more days of jail. Now I don't know if the three days were from that or what I think actually happened, because if it was from that, that's just sad and pathetic. That's just Elon taking it personal. Exactly. But I think what happened is X doesn't work that good, and it just accidentally left me on three days too early and realized it had fucked up. Like, oh wait, no, no, no, you got three days of jail to go. Hold on, you can't be on yet. I mean, that's the only other explanation. I mean, so that makes them either incompetent or petty, neither of which is especially a good look. And that was on X millionaire, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Yeah, I think somebody sitting in a room at X and going, said Chip guy on.

SPEAKER_15 13:22

So I've actually taken it upon myself recently to be an online Karen a little bit, uh, in the sense of some of the ads that run on YouTube. I've actually reported two different ads to Google just because it pissed me off by seeing them. One, which, and I've seen a lot of versions of this one. It's the uh the AC company doesn't want you to know this. You can cool your entire room in a matter of, you know, just a few seconds, and it's a fucking D-battery operated swamp cooler that you put on your windows. Like it doesn't do shit. It never would. You know, it's existed forever. You'd be better off hanging a bag of ice behind a fan, putting the bucket underneath to catch the water. You know, it's certainly not worth $160. So I reported it. My you know, all I said was it's a swamp cooler, it's not an air conditioner, it's being advertised as an air conditioner. Uh, and then the other one was a commercial for, you know, and for them to censor us for the that whole looks maxing bullshit confusion with the community guidelines, and yet run an ad like the one I just on YouTube, you know, allow it to run. And it was for this uh 70H, it's this uh basically synthetic opioid that they sell in gas stations that you know it's way worse than crowd. Yeah, it's it's really, really bad for you. And so yeah, I recorded that one too, and uh one word answer as to why it's not a good ad. It's gas station heroin. You know, like come on. We're the bad guys for the things that we say, or yeah, it's ridiculous. And you say we get paying them any ad money, so that you know pay them for an ad, you can probably say anything you want.

SPEAKER_14 14:58

And didn't you say earlier today we got extra more comments? Yeah, we got an uh another comment on uh was the comment on hang on, I'll bring it up.

SPEAKER_15 15:18

Yeah, while you're doing that, we should give a shout out to uh Mrs. Musio uh for banging us out on uh social media. We're definitely getting a lot more uh views on our shorts. Not so much on the whole episodes yet, but definitely the shorts are definitely doing a lot. Let's see, all right. So this was a comment on the short where all products are of our environment. Uh it was where Jennifer Aniston was talking to that guy. And the comment is from first, second, to uh what I saw was her saying that we should be able to accept that other people have other religions and judge them for who they are as a person instead of judging them based on their religion. Maybe something else was said in the uncut version that this is what I could garner. It's a pretty good comment. Yeah. Not all the ones we usually or we other the other ones we were getting. Uh, and then here's a couple of comments we got on our uh the article we did, or the short good cop versus petty bastard. Uh that poor woman whose scooter needed a charge, and the guy wanted the cop to take her to jail. And he, I wish I could arrest you. Uh, somebody gave shouted out one in a million talking about the cop. And then somebody the Bible has many specific verses about taking care of the widow, the elderly, the disabled.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

Wow. Cool.

SPEAKER_15 16:35

Religion in uh yeah, I was gonna say, how did religion get into that copy? It didn't. Some people just interject it into everything. Yeah. Um and as far as the first comment, I mean it's not she the the woman's not, or whoever, I'm assuming it's a woman, I don't know why, but whoever that is is not wrong. But the whole point of that we made about the comment is that the religious guy going coming in later going, oh no, we like critical thinking, which is clearly not the case. There's not a lot of room in religion for critical thinking. But you know, getting more feedback as a good one.

SPEAKER_14 17:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 17:09

Absolutely. Absolutely. People are fine. Hit us with some clips here, Dr. Bob. All right, here's a clip. I thought this one you sent me was pretty funny. Now, this is this is certainly gonna, if this isn't what happened, which I think you are correct, it's out of the subject of your email is somebody bet the under. I'm thinking that Calci and that kind of stuff, people are way too involved in the actual outcomes.

SPEAKER_08 17:33

But tell me something about this seems like you're not gonna catch this guy, but he stepped out of it.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

What the hell was that all about? Let's watch it again. Why'd he run off the field?

SPEAKER_15 17:46

Exactly. He made it like a like what's this guy, but he there's no way they had him. He knew they didn't have him. Is he uh I thought he was gonna try and say he like twisted his ankle or something or snow with space, catch the catch, and you're not gonna catch this guy, but he step he came back to the cat the the bench and on the code. What the we don't have to catch him, he's gonna run out of bounds. That was definitely that was Larry Zonka would have never done that. Ever. That's fucking flippable. You know, it's funny, I saw something I almost uh uh did another clip of apparently there uh there's a basketball game where they're kind of saying the same thing. Uh it was like it was the game was almost over, but the team, the the team that was losing, like inbounded the the ball and made sure that they got this, like really tried hard to get this basket while the other team wasn't even trying. But it turns out it made it so that they lost by seven instead of nine, and the over-under was like eight and a half. It's like this shit's all fucking rig, man. I mean, you know, give it away. Isn't that why Pete Rose isn't in the in the Hall of League, Major League Hall of Fame? They gotta put Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame at this point. It's like, come on. They're just openly gambling on their own shit now at this point. It's come on. Anyway. So we've all seen uh our fair share of Civil War reenactments, but has anybody ever been to one of these? 150 years after Greasy Grass, descendants of the Cheyenne, Lakota, and Arapahoe lead a ceremonial charge on the 150th anniversary of the Battle of the Little Bighorn, when 3,000 Plains Indians annihilated Lieutenant Colonel George Custer in the entirety of the 7th Cavalry. And this footage is pretty cool. Let's keep going. I mean, it doesn't seem like it's that much of a technological advancement. They had rope. I guess it just never occurred to them. That's actually the starting line. That's actually what? It's that's the starting line. They're actually lining up, then they drop that rope, and then they make the charge. It's ceremonial, you know, yada yada. Or do you say these are true patriotic Americans that hate America? There is the entirely hippie-like, peaceful, ecologically friendly, you know, sales pitch of the indigenous American natives here before the Europeans arrived. Not at all true. The only thing that saved the European, you know, what made it even possible was the fact that the Spanish left so much disease here when they came first. And by the time the English arrived, 90% of the people, you know, because they they adopted amazingly faster guns and amazingly faster horses. Had they had the numbers that they had before they were hit with the plagues, they would have, you know, eventually, yeah, Western Europe would have gotten here, but it would have taken another 100 years. And, you know, you mentioned seeing all those people coming at you. That was that was probably, I mean, I think they estimated there were like fucking eight or 10,000 beers. Well, yeah, that that was just a reverse of the. Yeah, I mean, actually, actually, the amount of warriors coming at you would have been like, oh shit, we're screwed. We don't have that much ammo. Literally. And the ground would have shook. If you too you killed one guy or even two guys with one shot, we still don't have enough ammo to kill all those Indians. Yeah, the ground would have shook with the number of Indians. And to think about it, I mean, I think we ought to start a new Indian Zionist movement. They just this is their land. They deserve to kill anybody they want. They can blow up buildings with people in it. They could do anything they want. It's their land. It was promised to them by their god or whatever it is. The Indians even they don't really have a god per se, or is the great spirit, their their god, or something like that. Different tribes have different beliefs. Right. It's not centralized at all. It's all just no. I mean, there's some similarities depending regionally, I would say. And you know, some things evolve from other things, but they all kind of have their own, just like they all have their own languages, their own names for themselves, and their own beef. You know, they had beef with each other long before the Europeans arrived. And when the Europeans arrived, they all made deals to get advantages over their enemies, to to be the first to get horses, to be the first to get guns. Yeah, if they'd have united right off the the beginning off the bat and not the game played with the Spanish in the Southwest was diabolical. They basically them up to the Comanches uh as sacrifices. You say the same thing about the colonization of Africa, too. It's like if if a lot of the you know Africans hadn't helped with the slave trade, you know, they would if they'd all been unified and said, screw you white people from the beginning. Yeah, absolutely, because they wanted to be the ones to trade with the Portuguese and get the guns and this and yeah, yeah, same thing. All right. Any more can you give us the next?

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Uh I'm sorry, my dogs, I'm babysitting the dogs. Which I didn't know if that was your dog or pumpkin. No, Allison's out with the girlfriend, so sorry about that.

SPEAKER_15 24:52

Uh, I think he said this one to me the subject was robber barons never went away.

SPEAKER_13 24:57

Rockefeller was the best monopolist we've ever had. So he had a monopoly on oil and transport and things like that, and they busted it up. So, well, what what did he do? One thing he did, people don't know this the original model T Ford ran on corn alcohol. So a farmer could make their own fuel in their all right.

SPEAKER_15 25:18

So I I did a little research after watching this video, and um what he says later I I find entirely believable, and to a certain extent, what he's saying right here is true, but it's not that the original models he was designed to run on corn alcohol. Yeah, it could, though. The combustion was so low that it could run on a variety of different things. And that was certainly something Henry Ford factored into it, but it was not designed, and one of the reasons they know it wasn't specifically designed is because of the carburetors that were used. None of them were specifically designed for ethanol.

SPEAKER_13 25:51

Why do you think he spent a million dollars on funding prohibition for eight years, which banned all fermentation, not just for drinking alcohol, just long enough to get gas stations based on petroleum out there? And then why did he fund the formation of the American Medical Association to go after and destroy natural medicine? Because pharmaceutical ingredients are all petroleum. So the big pharma companies were spun out of big oil companies.

SPEAKER_15 26:19

And that's still true today. The vast majority of medicine is petroleum-based. There are a lot of now newer biologics and stuff that are, you know, more nature-based, I guess you could say. But as soon as they can figure out a way to synthesize a compound, they do.

SPEAKER_13 26:35

So big oil funded big chemical, and these big chemical companies funded big pharma. And they all come from the Rockefeller monopolistic thing. And even the latest evil stuff, like the Bill Gates thing's going on. People don't know this. He's the largest owner of farmland in the country. You know what Bill Gates' dad did? Why? He was Rockefeller's top attorney.

SPEAKER_15 26:57

Wow. Yeah, it's a big club, and you ain't in it. Every major city in uh the country had plans to put up like streetcars or cable cars. And the oil companies went around and bought up all the you know people that were doing it and said, nope, we're gonna shelve all that. We need gas stations and everybody to have their own car to run their own oil, can't have public transportation. That that bites into our our profit and our economic model. So yeah.

SPEAKER_14 27:23

Yeah. Yeah. I mean Rockefeller.

SPEAKER_15 27:26

Rockefeller's the actual model for the monopoly guy on the box. Yeah. With the monocle and the top. Yeah, they just transferred all their monopolies into the Fed. Now they have the monopoly on the money, which is once you got that, that's it. So the next next clip has to do with EVs. Um, and I can't remember the title. It has something to do about hybrids being superior, and I fully agree. And hopefully Dino never has to suffer like this. Well, yeah, this is brutal. This does not look like a fun way to spend a day with the wife or anybody for that matter.

SPEAKER_04 28:01

We have our hazards on, and we have four miles. We've turned the air off. It's a hundred and nine degrees. Well, that's just an idiot. We've had everything shut down. Zero miles, we still got three miles to go.

SPEAKER_15 28:18

109 degrees. Do they say they were in Arizona? I don't know. It will you can be anywhere right now. Well, yeah, but I mean the field like here was 108 today, but a legit 109 on the gauge, that's gotta be somewhere in the street. I'm not surprised if they are. Well, if you're in a yeah, I don't know if they got their windows up or something, but it can get pretty hot in the car if you know. But yeah, I don't know. I think they're trying to say that it's 109 outside. Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Well look, you gotta be prepared. Okay. When I start getting like below 60 miles, I'm looking for a charging station. If I let it get that low.

SPEAKER_15 29:01

Right. I'm just saying, if you're if you're not, you know, if you're not gonna just take small trips and not have to worry about it, maybe a hybrid is better for you. You know, the hybrids are perfect. You can run on the electricity, you got a little teeny engine that sips gas, nothing wrong with it when it needs to. Yeah, yeah, it's I think they're a good design if you can use an electric car. Anyway, all right. What else you got? Let's keep going.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

We're in town. So we're here, but our screen won't do anything. Yeah, they did make it, which means we can't charge. So now we're hard restarting the computer. We just need to be able to open the charger. We made it.

SPEAKER_15 29:40

I never even thought about that either. Like when you get to the charger and you're completely out of battery, how do you make it? You know, if it has to be on at some level. Is there some like little teeny battery in there that stays like an emergency that keeps the screen on? I think there's a 12-volt like there is in a regular car. Maybe, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

I'm never gonna find out because I'm never gonna let it get that alone. Knock on wood, you'll never find out.

SPEAKER_15 30:04

There we go. All right, what else we got? Let's see.

SPEAKER_14 30:07

The next trip I think has something to do with the uh Erica. Erica Kirk.

SPEAKER_15 30:16

I'm not sure who this Amy S is or who this is.

SPEAKER_05 30:24

She brought the public into such an intimate and just private moment. She had them record that thing and then they put it online. But whenever this thing, I don't even want y'all to see pictures of such an intimate space. They went to war to make sure that nobody ever saw her husband in such a state.

SPEAKER_15 30:52

No, I wasn't aware that Erica Kurt did that, like literally visited. Yeah, like like two days ago. I didn't watch any of that footage. And they made a big thing of it. It's just gross. Well, yeah, and and then the you know, then they turn around and go, Oh, you gotta give her privacy and you can't attack her and not like come on. She's putting so you know, she's putting shit out there from like day two, literally. And the the thing is, from the get, people were saying how weird because she's got like normally skin tone hands. And then I mean, I know he is dead, but his hands are just like a like a weird color. I mean, I guess dead people maybe they turn a different color. I don't know. But it was almost, and that, you know, truthfully, that that leads me into did did you pick the other clip about them carrying Charlie out to the car? No, I don't think so. I was gonna say, I don't even think I brought that one up either, but man, I was almost gonna play that clip because it kind of relates to this. But there's a clip there these people on this clip are trying to say that he's still alive. And and truthfully, I'm kind of like, I don't know, man. And the part of the clip is they're saying that he's holding his head up when they're putting him in the car, which you look at it, it's like, yeah, maybe. But the thing that I noticed even more than that is if you look at this clip, there's no blood anywhere. There should be a big trail of blood on the ground from where they dragged him, picked him up and carried him to the car. Because I mean, we all saw the, you know, we all saw the blood squirting out. How is there not any blood on the ground from that just to me goes, this might be fake. I don't know. I mean, ask Tyde to get him back on, or at least on Zoom. Well, he's in a he's in a big war. They're they're arguing on X about what killed him. A lot of people are saying that exploding Mike thing did it, and he's trying to say the drone did it, and and they're arguing about that now pretty exclusively on X, so he's busy. But still, I mean, to me, I don't care. I mean, it it's it's clearly it's clear that Tyler Robinson didn't kill him, or that they don't have any proof that he did anyway, and that they have they either know exactly who killed him or they have no idea. That's one of the that's the only two options left. So, yeah, it's it's it's crazy. But I mean, yeah, and while it's true, while it's true that different people grieve in different ways, I I find the the some of the actions of Erica Kirk just truly beyond my understanding. Yeah, yeah. They don't even she don't even mention the WWE rally they had, you know. Yeah. And and it took me a while to even figure out who she was talking about. I don't know if you figured it out, but she's talking about Kobe Bryant's wife. Yeah, Kobe Bryant's uh widow or whatever. And yeah, you don't need to play the rest of this because you just wambast bambass the rest of it is just the same thing. But yeah, I mean she brings up a great point. You know, you can't you can't put your shit out there in public that soon, that publicly, that intimately, and then say, oh, nobody can say anything or criticize or do anything. I mean, come on. You just can't do that. It's not anyway. They've tried to pull Erica Kirk aback a lot lately. She has barely been going out in public because apparently every time she goes in public, she gets like her approval rating goes down. She gets even even less and less popular. But uh anyway. All right, our one more clip here. Uh this one post on X, I guess. Is this U.S. Lionellus? Uh Lionel. Um, and I believe you said something about so eloquent or something. I don't remember. Yeah, I don't even know. Truthfully, I don't even care if you played the clip. I just want you to read it. I was gonna say, I had a feeling this wasn't really so much about the clip, which is a clip of a guy named Frank Turek, who is a Christian apologist. Yeah, he's the guy who was standing next to Charlie Kirk when he got killed. Yeah, yeah. All right, so I'll do my best to read this because this is quite a mouthful. Turek syndrome presents as an irresistible urge to embellish, dramatize, prevaricate, and transform ordinary events into epic personal sagas. Those afflicted possess a remarkable ability to become the central figure in every story, mystery, and historical turning point. Symptoms may include narrative inflation, heroic self-casting, and an uncanny resistance to inconvenient facts. It is often presented as a right now. I have never seen this word before, and I consider myself with a fairly decent vocabulary. Right. I looked it up. This word doesn't exist in English. This is a portmanteau of a bastardization of an Italian word, which is buggiard, which is a liar. So a bougiard, a bougiard, I don't know. I don't know how he attempts to pronounce it in English, but it's not a word in English. Sanctimonious, self-righteous, and pharisaical disposition, invoking scripture as moral theater while displaying unearned superiority, judgment, and performative virtue towards others. Relentlessly sermonizing treatment consists primarily of skepticism, eye rolling, and communal mockery. That is one of the most verbose, extraneous, superfluous diatribes, mouthfuls I've ever seen spewing forth. You might as well disagree with most of it. Turix, a dork, and a tool. But uh my god, what a mouthful. So yeah, there's only word one word in there that I'm pretty sure is not. You might as well play the clip now that you describe the guy.

SPEAKER_10 36:20

A widow or the fatherless, God says, I will hunt you down with the sword and kill you. It also says in Deuteronomy 19 that if you falsely accuse someone of a crime and you're found out, you get the penalty of the crime. So if you falsely commit, if you falsely accuse someone of murder, you're the one that gets executed.

SPEAKER_12 36:39

I gotta bring this up because I know that uh it's just to me, the enemy is working through this woman's mouth. Candace Owens, just on her show last night, brought you up again and tries to paint you again as somebody that had something to do with, knowledge of, or was even uh part of the killing of Charlie Kirk.

SPEAKER_15 37:00

He kind of agrees with Erica that it's it's worse, you know, God's man more mad at Candace for falsely accusing than she would be of the guy who took a shot. Yeah, and and that's yeah, you can't you can't say the woman is evil because she's trying to get to the bottom of the murder of her best friend. That's just doesn't it doesn't equate. You see, you know, and this and here's the thing. She's she never said any of these people were in on it. She's just asking questions. It's just the basic evidence proves that some you somebody's in on it. If it's not you, who is it? If it's not you, tell us. Tell us who the fuck's in on it if it's not you. Because it's clearly not what as it seems. I mean, there's no denying that.

SPEAKER_12 37:44

All right, so anyway, go ahead. What do you think is driving her to share this kind of madness like that?

SPEAKER_10 37:50

Well, as I just said, David, we had a murder, which is what Satan will do. And since the murder, right after the memorial service, what have we had out of Candace Owens? Slander, accusations, and lies seeking to steal, kill, and destroy. She wants to burn down Erica Kirk. She wants to burn down the USA. She's going after people that love Charlie. She calls herself a friend of Charlie. How is it, love, that you're going after, first of all, his widow, and secondly, all the people around him who were mentoring him and serving him, trying to make him better than he already was. How does that make any sense?

SPEAKER_15 38:28

In other words, they were grooming him. Yeah, exactly. You know, this guy is a tool, but I kind of like those glasses. Like a wireless frame on the bottom like that. They're kind of cool. Yeah, okay, nice. Hate to say it. Yeah, we've seen it at this.

SPEAKER_14 38:43

You don't need to see the rest of this clip, I don't think. Nah, screw that guy. What a tool. Exactly.

SPEAKER_15 38:50

That is the perfect word for them. So I went, but those are all the clips that I told you about. But you know, you had sent me some others, uh, and I did find one more that I thought was entertaining that we could talk about. So I actually do have one mystery clip, as it were, that you don't have on your list. Hopefully, this isn't one you also had. And if it is, I apologize, but we'll still share it. We'll figure it out. It's imagine living in a neighborhood and fuck this cop. Fuck this guy and this cop or something, I think, is what it was called. Oh, yeah, I did have that one. This is, I mean, you know, uh, we like to say uh 50 Cent is the best hater out there, but on a lower budget, this guy is definitely a hater as well.

SPEAKER_09 39:31

Second episode of Running the Stop Side, giving out $200 tickets. Now, remember the first one I did, I counted at least 15 or 30 of them. Today we're gonna do it again and see what happened. Now, this time, I got my popcorn this time, got me a little popcorn, got me some bottled water. So we're gonna be out here for a while. Make sure you stop completely at a stop sign.

SPEAKER_15 39:54

They work in this up with snacks to watch it. It's a level. Let me see. Hold on now. You know what he could do? He could take his chair and his popcorn and his drink and park his ass right over by that stop sign and tell everybody, hey, there's a cop right there. Yep, he could do that, but that's against the law. Go ahead. Roll it. He chooses the dark side in the section right over here.

SPEAKER_09 40:23

And he laid back in the cut. Just waiting on you to run a stop sign. No stopping and roll. Stop. All right, let's take a look, see what happened. All right, there go one. Oh, he ran a stop sign.

SPEAKER_15 40:37

He ran a stop sign, dog.

SPEAKER_09 40:38

We got action.

SPEAKER_15 40:40

All right, Chip. You know what my first thought when I saw that was, don't you? Look at all the dead bodies. Uh Stevie, no drive. That's literally the maneuver that was. Yeah, that's true. Exactly what happened. A rolling the rolling right hand turn stop. Actually, that guy's sit down more.

SPEAKER_09 40:57

He's coming. Look. He's been waiting. He made that U-turn on him. He made that U-turn.

SPEAKER_15 41:04

What is he driving? That white car is the cop car? Yeah, Camaro. Fucking sneaky fucking criminals.

SPEAKER_09 41:14

That's number one. I ain't been out here but three minutes. And he got him. Let's wait for the next one. That's $200. And what? Is it in a nun? It's in a nun. You just ran it, dog.

SPEAKER_15 41:27

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Watch this one. This is the one I'm gonna get you.

SPEAKER_02 41:33

What is that?

SPEAKER_15 41:33

A numar Camaro? No marks. Did you see how fast he just went through that fucking stop sign? Yeah, what he just did through that neighborhood is way more dangerous than what he's trying to stop. Exactly. He's trying to catch a criminal. Yeah, yeah. Before he lays the waste to more victims, right? I mean, this this kind of stuff. This is like so wrong on so many levels between the guy taping it, this fucking, you know, authoritative Nazi cop. This is so wrong, man. This is this is everything that's wrong with our legal system right here.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

Let me just say to sit there at that stop sign, the only thing that I could say is that the chief contacted the traffic department and said, we're getting a lot of calls from this intersection. Can you go out there and from that guy?

SPEAKER_15 42:26

Yeah, I was just gonna say it's from the guy making the video. Maybe. It might be. I don't know. This was all about content and and generating revenue for the city. Generating revenue. That's what it is. The guy found an easy spot where he can. I mean, they could they could all do this all day, you know, literally. But clearly that, yeah, either you're right, either somebody complained, andor the the you know, somebody down at accounting said, hey, we need to we need to raise some revenue this month. We gotta, you know, we crashed too many cars.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

I worked for a few departments and there never ever was a number thing. But if you're on a 12-hour shift and you're not turning in some paperwork, what are you doing? You're obviously seeing the peace. You're keeping the peace. You're you're preventing crime. Keeping the peace. No. Wouldn't that be ideal? Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah. And that was pretty there when I was a cop.

SPEAKER_15 43:29

Presence was there to deter crime.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 43:33

But you know, you know, relationships with the people.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

Look, when you when you're out on patrol, I'm just I'm just saying from experience, when you're out on patrol in a 12 hour shift, you obviously see things not like this. I'm not saying set up at uh stop signs and wait for people, but uh, you know, out on the interstates and the uh, you know, this the uh the freeways around Raleigh, Durham, uh Chapel Hill, you know. There you're gonna see things. And and you know, you've got to write a ticket occasionally. I would try to turn in a ticket or one or two in a 12-hour shift that I saw on the It's funny you point out this.

SPEAKER_15 44:14

This is the really one of the big flaws in our legal system. And it's funny, this this other guy pointed me this out to me once watching cops. And here's the thing cops have discretion to to whether to write or not or not. Well, why if if you think the laws work, you should be giving out tickets every time. I mean, there's it's it's not it's the whole system just doesn't make any sense. Either the either the laws work and they stop crime, or they don't. And then the guy, you know, he he it's funny because this guy was like a you know anti-authoritative, anti-cop guy, but watching cops, and he goes, he can't do that, he can't let this guy go. The guy clearly broke the law, he's gotta give him a ticket.

SPEAKER_14 45:00

Right.

SPEAKER_15 45:00

And and truthfully, that's if you want to fix the system, like I've said before, not only do you have to give him the ticket, you got to get rid of fines. And say, look, if you're gonna have this law that you, you know, you roll through that stop sign, you go to jail. No fining. Okay, but what do you think? To a certain extent, any law that can be satisfied completely with a fine is really just a law against the poor. If you can afford to pay the fine and then buy your way out of out of breaking. Which, if you look at white-collar crime on grand scales, that's exactly how that works. Companies decide to pay the fine all the time because they make more money committing the crime and paying the fine than they do by not committing the crime. So here's the thing. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

So let me just say this. Let me just say this real quick. If you don't enforce stop signs, stop lights, what what happens? People just run the damn red lights and crash into people.

SPEAKER_15 46:06

When they crash into people, that's when you enforce it. When there's a victim, that's when you go, hey, that was against the law. And I mean, not that I'm saying listen, if you say, listen, nothing's gonna happen to you legally wise running through stop signs, people are gonna soon find out that you know what, you know what else happens actually when you run through you get in accidents. You know, that's what's gonna eventually happen. You know, and here's the funny thing. I got caught in one of these once before up on Singer Island, where it was like a little stop sign and everybody was rolling through and they were down the street pulling everybody over. And I had the idea, and I didn't I thought I'd I almost thought about parking my car and doing this all day. Is I was gonna tell everybody to go plead not guilty. Overload the system. Because they can't the court system can't handle all those tickets they they handed out. If they all went to the to court, you'd overload the system. But you know, getting everybody to do that, good luck. Right, you don't have to get the rest of that one. It's all just more guys getting caught. Yeah, I was gonna say I'm sure it's gonna it's gonna be more of the same. Yeah, it's just just more bad. Just more make me screen at you fucking assholes. Well you got every one of my clips plus one you didn't even know was coming. Right? I here we go. This is this is one I got a couple of uh of these uh these celebrities, just they gotta get a grip. This is just insane.

SPEAKER_06 47:34

I have not given myself permission to be angry my whole life over things where I should be fucking angry about. Yeah, you have every right to be angry. Every fucking right to be angry about it. Yeah. What I've done is I've pushed it down.

SPEAKER_15 47:49

If I remember correctly, I think I did watch this, and if if it's the clip I think it is, you're gonna need to turn the volume down some. Why is she gonna scream or something? I believe there's a bunch of screaming in this, but I could be wrong. It could be something else. Yeah, I don't think it's this way.

SPEAKER_06 48:03

I've taken the high road. Yeah, you know, I've wished them well. Yeah. But I I should be fucking angry.

SPEAKER_05 48:13

You're allowed to be angry.

SPEAKER_06 48:14

I'm allowed to be angry for a fucking moment.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

Yeah, for one song, goddammit.

unknown 48:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:19

And I'm gonna channel that anger. Yeah. And watch out, anger is anger, be careful with anger.

SPEAKER_07 48:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:25

Because you want to channel it and put it into something constructive.

SPEAKER_07 48:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:30

Because you see the word danger, anger is a part of it, right?

SPEAKER_14 48:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:36

It's hot.

SPEAKER_14 48:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:37

It's like, but it remember, it's like nuclear. Like, can we harness nuclear power in the right way to give us the energy for the next, you know, how many years?

SPEAKER_07 48:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:47

Or is it going to destroy us? That's what anger is a little bit. It's hot, right?

SPEAKER_14 48:53

What do you think she's angry about? Patriarchy, more than likely. I think it's the money.

SPEAKER_15 49:01

I think she's got too much money. Anger, of course, as we know from the water boy, is tackling fuel, tackling fuel. I mean, I mean, you know, I think she should give away her money. I mean, and I think we should get some of that money so we could be that angry. I mean, I that's clearly why we're not angry enough, because we don't have enough money. We should be much, much richer so we could get much more angry. And I think I actually know why she's really angry. Somebody told her she's not an astronaut. Yeah, that's definitely not the clip I thought it was before. The one I was thinking of had a bunch of like primal screaming in it. I want to see that. No, not really. You think you do. There's this fucking crazy chick.

SPEAKER_07 49:48

You must wonder at what point do you stop playing victims? I've had people approach me wearing Zionism as racism shirts in a parking lot not far from here at my favorite vegan joint with my children. And the thought occurred to me, what are my kids about to witness?

SPEAKER_11 50:06

Fake tears gotta stop. It's so interesting to me that like is she this TV star?

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Yeah, she's uh big bang. Yeah, they're big bang theory.

SPEAKER_15 50:15

Yeah, yeah. She's she's a minor celebrity, but she's all in as a you know self-proclaimed zion. I think she's also a neurobiological. Also, she has some motivation.

SPEAKER_11 50:25

Who would think they were like beaten slavery back in the day and they just got out of segregation? It's like, bitch, what the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07 50:32

Coming coming up to me as I'm getting into my car, what is happening? What is that's terrifying?

SPEAKER_15 50:38

Let me tell you what's happening. You are a minor celebrity. Even though you want to be a big celebrity, you're only a minor celebrity. So what happens is people recognize you and they go, Hey, you're that chick from TV. That's what's happening. Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_07 50:56

Oh, that's my embiolic. And I said, get in the car, get in the car. And but I'm like, I have like a chill right now. Because, like, whatever we believe, we don't approach people in public parking lots, right?

SPEAKER_11 51:08

Hello, see, that's where you got the game fucked up. You absolutely should be approaching people in the parking lot when they are raging Zionists that support genocide. It should not be comfortable for you to walk around in public. They don't know if you know anything about me.

SPEAKER_15 51:25

Yeah, approaching that. Approaching somebody approaching somebody who's a celebrity because you recognize them as a celebrity is one thing. It's awkward, but it's acceptable. I still would say that if that person, that celebrity, is with their kids, even if all you want is an autograph, you should maybe hold back. And I will also say that if the reason you're approaching them, and granted, this woman is an outspoken Zionist. That is true. When you see her out in public with her kids, that's not the time to confront her about her political. I agree, but not everybody agree. Totally agree. Yeah, people are idiots, but whatever. Here's the other thing I would I would say that there are a lot of people that are a lot more famous than this chick and get approached and and have a lot more reason to be fearful. And aren't Zionists, aren't even Jewish, they're just way more famous. And they and they're so famous and so you know, they have to have what's called security. So if you're yeah, they have they have stalkers, uh, you know, people that yeah, yeah, obsessed with anything concerned about you know, these wackos that put out this thing that thinks you should be harassed in public or whatever. Maybe you should either disavow Zionism or get some security. Here we go.

SPEAKER_07 52:39

Sons would say to me, Well, when's the last time you posted that you care about Palestinians?

SPEAKER_11 52:42

Isn't it amazing that even her own kids are like, Well, I mean, you are a genocide supporter. Don't you think that most people are probably gonna come up and talk to you? Kids are 18 and 21, and I'm so happy that at least there's a brain when you're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_15 52:55

Her kids are 18 and 21. What's that? Kids are 18 and 21? Is that what he said?

SPEAKER_02 53:02

I thought they were little kids.

SPEAKER_15 53:04

And I did retract my previous exactly. Yeah, exactly. I was waiting. I didn't want to work.

SPEAKER_11 53:10

I know my mom is fucked up. Yeah, she I don't know why she'd be thinking that.

SPEAKER_07 53:14

I said, I could tattoo it on my face. There's gonna be people who don't care. Like, I don't understand the world we're living in. It's so crazy.

SPEAKER_11 53:21

Because you're so confused. Let me help and break it down to you.

SPEAKER_15 53:24

She can't nobody can't tattoo it on her face because she has a she can't tattoo it on her face because she is a practicing Jew and they can't have a tattoo. So just to interrupt real quick and point that out, right?

SPEAKER_11 53:37

Like Zionism. Everybody hates BB the bomber and Ben Gyver and all the bullshit that they are pushing forward. You are committing genocide in Palestine, you are committing genocide in Lebanon, and you are trying to make a thing called Greater Israel.

SPEAKER_15 53:55

You get the point of this. He just keeps going on, it just goes on and on about that stuff. But uh, yeah, it's just like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_14 54:02

You know, uh you're not making the Jews look any better playing the victim like this. I've got my video up if you're ready for it. Oh, okay, cool. Cool.

SPEAKER_15 54:16

Let's see what this is.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

Uh can you see the car? Here we go. Yes, yes. Hey, hey, this is George. I think he's got it. Okay, so this is uh some guys transported. This is a sofa on a car with commentary, and I did click on the audio share.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

Look at this, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

I think it's in says Ohio.

SPEAKER_01 54:37

Do y'all see this? This is real right here on Gettysburg. The couch is on the car. The boy is riding. Hold the couch.

SPEAKER_15 54:45

That can't be legal. Something's tied to it, right?

SPEAKER_01 54:50

But it is. I feel like I'm being punked. Look at this. The guy's just stinking.

SPEAKER_15 54:56

Oh shit. Yeah, nice. Holding on to the roof rack. Jesus. If he takes a hard left, it's all gone. Look at that again. We gotta see that again. Yeah, that was insane. I I was looking at the back, I thought it was tied to you know something to the back of the car. I didn't realize there was that dude up there holding the roof rack and pinning it down with his own body weight. Oh, one stiff wind, and that guy is gone. There it is.

SPEAKER_01 55:19

Now see this. This is real right here on the curve. The couch is on the car. The boy is riding to hold the couch. This is not real. But it is. I feel like I'll be a punk. Look at it.

SPEAKER_15 55:37

It doesn't even look like a street where they can't, you know, just going down the street or something. Looks like they're gonna be covering significant, you know. If he could only get to his feet, it would give a whole new definition to couch surfing. I'm telling you, you take a hard left, everything's gone. He's not gonna be able to hold on with that. That makes what I saw in Gainesville tame by comparison. There was no humid on it, it was just balanced on top of a little car.

SPEAKER_14 56:06

That's insane. All right, I got one. This one that's pretty good. This one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 56:17

This kid, I mean, he he has all the right intentions. Uh and obviously a talented mechanic, but uh, chainsaw boy. Yeah, let's talk about how smart this is when what when we get done here.

SPEAKER_04 56:32

We have it for a while and now it's not working anymore.

SPEAKER_00 56:36

I was just wondering, could I fix it for you? I was gonna offer to do it for free. I would pick it up, fully restore it, make it run like brand new, and then drop it off right here for free. This is one of the rarest chainsaws I've ever seen, and she told me the reason she was throwing it away was because she was using it one day when all of a sudden it just seized up. So watch to the end to see if we can get this thing running again because this is a super common homeowner mistake. And once I took the gas cap off, it confirmed my suspicion that she ran straight gas through this thing. And you could tell because of the way it straight up looked like old gas, but also the way it tasted like old gas as well.

SPEAKER_15 57:06

Which kind of do you think he actually drank the gas? No, of course not. Pure sarcasm. I don't think so either. I'm sure he threw something out before. But uh anyway, he does in fact go through, fix up the the the chainsaw and supposedly take it back and give it back to him. All right, first of all, if if somebody doesn't know what kind of gas to put in a in a chainsaw, you might not be qualified to use a chainsaw. Because they're not exactly safe things to just put in anybody's hand and go, here, go cut down that tree. Trust me, I've I've done a lot of work with a chainsaw and learned the hard way that that's the you know, that you know, you don't just pick one up and start fucking around with it. So if I were this kid, I would have been like, hey, you want me to fix up this chainsaw and give it to somebody else that knows how to use it? Because I wouldn't give it back to them. That's like finding an AK-47 in their backyard and going, hey, you want me to fix this up and give it to your kid? I promise it'll be in perfect working order when I retire. Yeah, it'll work great. You can give me she he can shoot up the whole neighborhood when I get done, and you it's just like, what the hell are you thinking? Don't give that back to and not only that, that was a badass chainsaw. That's like a fucking $500 chainsaw. That thing ain't small. I mean, who the hell's going out and spending that much money on a chainsaw and has no idea what even gas to put in it, let alone so you ever watch like ESPN2 and watch those crazy lumberjack competition stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, those guys have like souped-up chainsaws with remote easel engines on them that basically run out of gas in 45 seconds, but that's okay because they're just for the competition and they, you know, 15,000 RPMs. It's insane. Insane what those things do. Well, no, I I'm more impressed by the guys that um you ever seen the guys that go up the pole, ring the bell, and then those guys. Even the guys that do the law, even in the simple shit like the log rolling where they're trying to get the other guy to fall off a log that's floating in the water. That's that's badass. That's hard. And and you know, it's a funny thing because people think, all right, uh, you know, everybody knows lumberjack. Most dangerous job in the world. Absolutely, without a doubt. Lumberjacks. And you know what? They get they don't they very rarely ever get hurt by a chainsaw or an axe or anything like that. It's always the trees. Yeah. Or cable snapping, snapping back at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, sometimes. But that's rarely. And and here's the thing. I've I've experienced this like firsthand, because I don't know if you remember my mom's property over in Sunny Lane, but she got a uh the some kind of like uh fucking uh code people came and said she had to clear all this land out. So I was the only guy out there with a chainsaw hacking away at shit. But here's the thing it's never you you look at stuff and you're like, okay, I should be able to cut that and then okay, fine. And then you start cutting, but you don't realize that that part was holding up this other part. That now I literally had a tree fall on my back before. Like as soon as you get done cutting one thing, like, ah, goddamn it, and you had to try and climb out from under a tree. It's it's not for, you know, yeah, don't fuck around with the chainsaw if you don't know what you're doing. Yeah, that's why you hire a guy for something like that. Yeah, well, yeah, that's you know you're gonna pay though. Those guys charge rightfully so because that's shit's dangerous. It's and it's hard work. Fucking not easy. Not only that, it's seems like I spent almost as much time fixing the chainsaw as I did doing the cut. And you'd like cut for an hour or two, and then you had to like tighten the chain back up or do some shit and fill it up with gas and oil and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_14 1:00:57

Still faster than using black.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:59

We're about done with time, aren't we? Wow, we're well over an hour, yeah. Yeah, we're over. I mean, I got a couple more, I got a couple more clips if you want to keep going. Uh, I'd save him. Wait, yeah, I gotta do this one. One last clip. We gotta do this one. Just because everybody knows Chud the Builder, right? Uh you've mentioned him once before, but I don't remember what the hell is. He's the guy that that uh well, everybody that knows Chud the Builder will love this story, but he's he's right now in jail for uh, I guess, shooting somebody. But uh this one. They will put you in jail for that. I think we'll all agree on that one. Definitely a victim involved. It's showing me which one is which here. Great. You don't even have to read the whole thing. Apparently.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:44

He told me I was his first. I'd love to be wrong. Like, please, God, prove me wrong.

SPEAKER_15 1:01:50

Are those tattoos on her forehead? His forehead, or is she have a section? The tattoos almost look like when you get blood poisoning and the veins start filling in as they creep closer and closer to your heart, the tattoo on her the head. Hey, leave that guy alone. I chuck the builder. I'm gonna bring her, but that's not even news at this point. Apparently, we all at the students like uh treating me like a normal girl agreed to be seen with me in public. Alright, well, anyway, here's the nature of the story. Apparently, Ched the Builder is kind of hot for uh girls with uh penises. So, what a perfect place for then jail for him. Like, was the whole thing that was just a root then jail? Possibly. I don't know. We lost we lost camera on Dr. Chip. Yeah. So was that was that him talking with the long hair and then him, that's some some tranny that apparently he hooked up with or something like that, apparently. Yeah, all right. But yeah, so so you know, and to to I've always said the guy looks like an 80 poor 80s porn star, but I didn't know it was a gay porn star. There's only gay stars. Dr. Chip is speaking to us from somewhere in the ether.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:08

That's Dr. Chip, would you like to uh lead us out? Uh course.

SPEAKER_15 1:03:14

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