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We're all remote again, from Florida to North Carolina. After catching up Dr, Chip gives us an update on the Tyler Robinson trial and it's "mountain of evidence". What footage did they show the court? Mitch looks a little too good in his "recent" photo. Dr. Chip had a date (sounds hot and rainy).The Docs talk about Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan and how cooked we are. Who would really be at the top of Iran's list? When is too soon to learn how to ride? We see a bronzed biker living his best life (comments do not disappoint). Two different approaches to traffic, two different bikes. How is this thing street legal? Bryan Adams needs better security. A truly sincere apology on the court. One cheese pizza and an uppercut to go please.

SPEAKER_09

Alright, here we are once again for another episode of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Kip. I am Dr. Bob.

SPEAKER_06

And I'm producer Dino Live from Apex North Carolina.

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Beautiful places in the country. Apex North Carolina live on the Slack Doctors podcast.

SPEAKER_09

That's right. This is an all-remote uh episode once again. Had an interesting uh weekend myself. Uh how about you guys? Uh pretty boring, uneventful.

SPEAKER_08

Um which I'm sure Dino would have preferred to the weekend to probably do that.

SPEAKER_09

Right, right. So now it's a good thing. He's up in North Carolina taking taking care of family stuff. So whether how much of that you want to talk about is up to you.

SPEAKER_06

But not a whole lot. Just uh, you know, I'm here, my dad's 94, going on 95, and he I didn't realize he was that old. He's out there. Yes, he doesn't look it though. I can tell you that much. He doesn't look it at all. So we're just trying to find uh a perfect place for him. And uh, you know, it's it's documents and paperwork and talking to people and phone calls and my head's about to explode, but uh thank you guys. I appreciate uh yeah.

SPEAKER_08

We had originally we were planning on uh and having a little extra Dino guest today, but that didn't work out apparently. But we were gonna Dino's son was gonna be on. I would use his name, but I never even I was gonna find out during the show, I guess. I had questions lined up too. Also the question of what it was like to grow up with you know your dad working for the sheriff's department. Did that help you or hinder you? You know, what kind of advice did Pops give you when it came to talking or not talking to the cops? I had questions.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, we're good, we'll save them. Maybe next recording. I was gonna say, I would you know, have maybe you should tell us about them, but yeah, we'll save it. Yeah, actually, until he gets on, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that'll be good.

SPEAKER_09

So back to you, uh Dr. Chip. Well, first of all, I just got done watching the uh Joe Rogan, JD Vance podcast, which is interesting, and we'll talk about that. But I want to go this this whole weekend chronologically. Had a very interesting weekend that that uh I ran into an old singer I used to play with in a band, and we've been hanging out all weekend, and that was that's been very interesting. But before we before anything, while we were doing our last taping on Friday, they were wrapping up that uh Charlie Kirk trial. We we talked about it because it had already been a week of mountains of evidence being revealed that raised way more questions than they answered, and didn't seem like they even really changed anything about what we already knew about the case, which is not much. But anyway, did you guys see what they did Friday?

SPEAKER_08

I saw somebody who claimed that they that they were shown footage of Tyler Robinson taking the shot. Yeah. Or somebody taking the shot, you know, the supposed kid taking the shot. And I know that earlier during some sort of depositions or something, somebody was asked flat out if they had footage of such a thing, and they said, no, we don't.

SPEAKER_09

But now they wasn't a deposition, that was right in court. But here's the thing before that, do you remember when Pam Bondi was saying we we got these Epstein files and they got all these influencers and they came out of the White House waving their Epstein file folders? You remember that? Yeah. This is the same thing. They literally, and and here's the thing the judge made them turn off the cameras because again, I I'm not sure everybody realizes this, but the legal definition or the legal term for a video or picture that's been altered or enhanced or anything like that, the legal term for that is fake as fuck. It's fake. Okay, so they they watched a fake video, okay. And look, it's it was the same video we've all seen. Right. That's what you know, that's what they're saying. Enhanced, all right, or whatever. Whatever we there's it, there's nothing that they got to see that we haven't already seen, but it's just been enhanced. Now, the only way I can possibly think of that they could enhance that video and turn it into Tyler Robinson actually taking a shot and doing and taking a gun apart and putting it back together and all this and that is if they literally like zoom in on the pixels and then just draw Tyler Robinson's face in there or something like that.

SPEAKER_08

He's dead, digitally alter it, you know.

SPEAKER_09

I mean, it's really this was capable long before AI. And here's the whole point they did it. That was them coming out of the courtroom, waving their Tyler files. Tyler didn't do it. We know he's innocent, it's all over. And, you know, as we talked about, they're not going to get back together till September. So they got till September to go, see, it's all over, case closed, he's guilty, yada yada yada, even though there's even less you know evidence than we started.

SPEAKER_08

Do you think that that footage is any more or less fake than the picture of Mitch McConnell with his wife holding his arm sitting upright in the chair with the checkered shirt, his face, smooth skin, cherub smile, just looking at beaming. He didn't look that he hasn't looked that good in years. And he spent four weeks in the hospital and had pneumonia and was in a coma. I've been in the hospital many times, oftentimes for as little as two or three days. I always look worse coming out than I did going in. Sure. I've never once spent 36, 42 days in a hospital and come out and people were like, damn, man, you look great. That's not how that works.

SPEAKER_09

Not only that, have you seen all the jokes already about the fact that uh Mitch McConnell outlived uh Lindsey Graham?

SPEAKER_08

But maybe.

SPEAKER_09

Oh man. They're starting. They're starting. There's been many. Well, I've seen them all. Weekend at Mitch's as a one of now. Luckily, I had some clips. I think I send you one. I was like, too soon? But luckily, we're a week behind, so it's not too soon, but screw that. You know, I'm look, I I don't I hate to disrespect the bet dead or whatever, but Lindsey Graham was a neocon war hawk, probably responsible for at least thousands of deaths.

SPEAKER_08

So what kind of hillbilly in the holler Kentucky bullshit is this? You can't finish your term, so we're gonna let your sister do it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is. Good lord. I hope you make a clip out of this, Dean, and so I can make sure she sees it. I was gonna say to her on Facebook.

SPEAKER_09

Speaking of which, speaking of which, I should say that I just saw that uh I just saw you made a clip out of that little thing with my my landlords. I hope they don't watch. Literally, you've changed my dialogue with them. From I used to always just see them and go, hey, you've been watching the podcast. Now it's gonna be, hey, uh, did you watch the podcast? Good.

SPEAKER_08

You didn't. Yeah, now you know how I feel, Dr. Chip. Whenever you start going serious hard on the Israeli faction and stuff, I got Jewish relatives, man.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, I got no problem with Jews. Zionists if they're Zionists, I got a problem. But yeah, anyway, whatever. I don't think you know I'm Jewish now, but I told you I converted. I convert.

SPEAKER_08

So, yeah, so we originally I had interview questions, but I will say, if and when you want to get into clips, I got a whole bunch of them. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we haven't even realized this as I was collecting them, but they seem to have a theme. Quite an quite a great many of them are involving motorcycles, including even one that you sent me.

SPEAKER_09

Interesting. Interesting. All right, well, let me finish up what happened uh over the weekend. Um all right, so uh so I ran into this girl that I was in a band with for a very short period of time, and that's a story all its own. But uh she's hilarious, so we're hanging out and uh just friendly hanging out, not really not a big deal, but she Monday night there was a um uh uh Sticks and Chicago concert. Yeah. And so I'm gonna see if I can find this whole text exchange. And by the way, yes, folks, I do use a flip phone. So it isn't like I can just pull it up and write it right away.

SPEAKER_06

And uh the two of us, Dr. Bob and I, don't appreciate that. It does make it difficult sometimes.

SPEAKER_08

It looks like literally like the first phone I ever ever had. It was a Motorola Razor, and I bought it at Sunfest. And it basically looks like I'm gonna buy a phone.

SPEAKER_06

They were pretty new at the time. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Sticks in Chicago are at I think, I thunk, I think the amphitheater tonight. Uh do you want to go? My response sounds hot and rainy. How about seafood instead? Because I want to go anyway. Her response, I need to buy the tickets fast. I'll get them. If you don't want to go, I'm cool going by myself. 31 bucks each for lawn. GA. I don't know what that means. That's what the general admission sad face, she also sends. I think coaches closed today, which they were. They're only open on Wednesday. I love both of those bands. Wear shorts and flip-flops, lol. We can sit at the top of the hill where the wind blows. All right. My finally I respond. Any original members left? No. And and she responds now, yes, for sticks, which was the case. Checking Chicago, lol. For Chicago, Trumpeter is the only original member touring now. What? All right. Now my my response, do you re well, this is this gets into something else, but do you realize how many people I'll see? You know, and this chick was was worried about us being seen together for some odd reason. I have no idea why. But anyway, so the secret will be out, blah, blah, blah. What secret will be. But anyway, so the point being, we're at this concert. Sticks was pretty good. They were great. Uh little little heavy on the backtracks, but they got a lot of vocals to cover. So but they were pretty good. But any any anyway, the moment we get there, we get up there on the top of the hill. I'm I'm pointing. I'm like, you see the lightning, right? She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, the sticks goes goes goes on, plays their thing. They get done. We're kind of waiting for Chicago. I'm looking at this stuff coming at us. She's on her phone, looking at the radar, going, Yeah, I think we're gonna random. I'm like, well, do you think? You know, and I'm like, I'm looking at her like, why are you looking at your phone? She's like, Well, it has well, I'm like, it's right there. You don't have you don't need the phones. You can see it. It's been we've seen it for the last hour. It's right there. And she's like, I think we're gonna, I think we're gonna get pounded.

SPEAKER_08

I'm like, we can I can smell the rain coming too.

SPEAKER_09

And another thing you can't do with the phone, dude. So before Chicago starts, she goes, Yeah, we better go. We better go. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I don't want to get wet. Let's go. And so we go, and uh I think I forget what we did after that, but all night long she's just strutting around like a chicken on the chessboard kicking over the pieces, like, see, I told you we were gonna get wet. I'm like, what was the first thing I said to you? What you asked the water to go hot and rainy. That's how it sounded, and that's exactly how it was. And it's like, good God. Anyway, so that was Monday, and then oh, and oh, the last thing to talk about, the whole um they're already cutting clips out of the uh the Joe Rogan JD Vance thing. Apparently, J.D. Vance fucked up and said that uh admitted that Epstein is possibly an American Intel asset or a Mossad asset or both. He just said, Yeah, he's probably both. I don't think he was supposed to admit that. He said something else that I thought was like, oh my god, I can't believe he said that. And then he, of course, he just looks ridiculous and said a bunch of stupid shit. And he does. He says bullshit a lot, and I I don't believe that shit. I'm like, isn't that a fucking vice president? So fabricated and dismal. Not only that, it's just like, what happened to like, you know, I mean, he's wearing a suit and a tie, at least. I mean, why should why not show up like Cash Patel if you're gonna go, well, you know, they ask all bullshit. You know, what if you're gonna I mean, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

It's just you called me today earlier and told me to, you know, probably don't have time to wish you could watch it before. And I was running errands, so I was listening to it. I put it on Spotify and I was listening to it. But I didn't even get past the beginning bullshit where they were just talking about fighting, just talking about arm bars, and uh, you know what I mean? It was just the most ridiculous. Like, really, this is what the vice president is gonna talk about?

SPEAKER_09

Well, I mean, it's Joe Rogan. He does he's I love Joe Rogan and he's great, he's the best, yada yada yada. But he's I mean, he's a softball interviewer. I mean, he's not gonna he's not gonna hold although he does kind of put it to him a little bit later uh about is about the influence of Israel. And uh, of course, JD deftly defer def deflects everything and explains it as if it's fine, everything's fine. Yeah, fuck off, JD. Anyway. All right, so that's all I got for all weekend.

SPEAKER_06

Well, sounds like you actually did something.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's true. I did get it out of the house quite a bit this weekend for once. Yeah, I did a whole lot of nothing, basically. Right, right.

SPEAKER_08

You spent playing video voicemails, didn't I? Oh, quite a few.

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Uh I think some of the material we've we've already covered, just recent just.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I was gonna say we might have talked about m some of it. But uh, I can go to the the vault of voicemails and see what we have.

SPEAKER_02

For the Slack Doctors! Voicemails, this is number one on the Slack Doctors.

SPEAKER_09

So I was just out tonight hanging out with my cousin. We're out riding motorcycles, getting hit in a couple of clubs. And over the course of the night, he made about, I don't know, four or six quotes that he attributed to me that I don't remember ever saying this stuff, but they were epic. I mean, I literally every time he said it, I was like, I looked at him and said, I said that? Really? Okay, well, you know, and I mean, literally stuff that I was like, shit, I should have written that down.

SPEAKER_08

Anyway, we'll talk about it. Uh well, do you remember where any of them were? And then my next what would be was probably just something I said to you that you repeated. What was that? I'm just fucking with you. I said it's probably just something I told you that you repeated to him.

SPEAKER_09

I well, I uh maybe, because I didn't remember saying any of it. He would say these things and I'd be like, Wow, I yeah, I said that and he's like, Yeah, you don't remember saying it? I'm like, No, I I clearly I don't. I'm that's brilliant, though. Whoever the fuck said it. No, I you know, I don't know. Cousin Mike, I'm assuming. You're only cousin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's when I ran into this girl. We were at a um Iron Maiden tribute. He called me up, was like, hey, there's an Iron Maiden tribute playing. You want to go? I'm like, Yeah, why not? I'll go ride some motorcycles be there. I recognize two of the songs, one of them I know how to play. But I don't I'm not an Iron Maiden guy. Oh, and here's an interesting uh uh observation we made. Iron Maiden is like the grateful dead of metal. They have their own kind of thing. You know what I mean? They never really made it big at the record legals or anything, but they have this rabid underground following. Right? I'm saying Motley. No, what am I saying? I'm I'm saying Iron Maiden, right? Yes. Okay. Sometimes I say Motley Crue by mistake.

SPEAKER_08

Do they do that other do they do the thing that Dead did where they let people tape their their shows live and you know, don't come down on them for any kind of copyright, let them trade and sell them? I don't know. Because that was the biggest thing about Grateful Dead shows is that, you know, what you didn't nobody wanted the albums. You wanted to be able to do that. I don't even know if that's this way at this location.

SPEAKER_09

I think with the m with the smartphones, I don't think they can stop people from taping you and putting it out if they would have.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, Grateful Dead used to let them do this back in the 70s and 80s, and they would even let them set up. They would set up yeah where the sound guy sets up so they could get the best recording that they could get. Like they went out of their way to make it easier for the fan to do so.

SPEAKER_09

Do you know that back in the 90s they used to make these little teeny, they're about the size of maybe like a I don't know, like an old, old uh walkman or something like that, that had like stereo little microphones that were kind of like small enough you could kind of like hide them somewhere, and they were kind of built to go in and and bootleg concerts and stuff. It was like you could buy them on like musician's friend or something like that. It's pretty interesting, anyway. All right, what's the next voice, man?

SPEAKER_02

This is number two on the Slack Doctor.

SPEAKER_09

All right, so here at the Slack Doctors, we uh we we we like to correct our mistakes, and uh, you know, we're not above saying when we got something wrong. And I said that uh Cash Patel was going to be replaced as soon as this new guy was got his uh seniority or whatever needed to deep. And and apparently I was wrong because Cash Patel is indeed still in office of a heavy FBI, and the only explanation I have for that is just you know his literal knob job for the deep state every time he gets in front of a camera. But other than that, I you know, I I don't know how he's still in job, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_08

That speaks for itself. Yeah, it does, and I think that you know, obviously the reason he's still there is because they're not done heaping fault and blame at his feet just yet. But probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

He's a good uh scapegoat, for sure. He's been kind of quiet lately. I mean, he was in the news like a lot, and then he's back. Well, that's what happened.

SPEAKER_09

He's he's see the thing is they've they he got out front of his skis so bad on this Charlie Kirk thing. I mean, a after that started and he kind of he kind of started looking a little sketchy, they reeled him in quick. They're like, hey, get back, say now that's that's Utah's fault. Whatever goes wrong now is Utah's fault.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_08

He did he did try to reinsert himself into the conversation following the the death of Lindsey Graham, though, by issuing that statement that the FBI is offering its full assistance, just fueling any kind of conspiracy theory that may or may not have already existed, you know, considering the guy was literally the day before was in Ukraine, um, surrounded by people that you know had a long history of being quite good at poisoning people. But then again, it's also super feasible that he died naturally because he was he did have a history of heart disease, his father died of heart attack at a similar age, and he's an he drinks, or he drank.

SPEAKER_09

Here's here's the worst part of that. Even if Russia poisoned him, it doesn't seem like anybody cares. Like good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

All right, anyway. Here's the next one. Number three.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so the latest thing now is that Israel's uh intelligence is telling us that Iran is is planning to assassinate Trump again, obviously. And you know, that's who they said crooks and Roush and all anyway. But I mean, you know, obviously there's you you can have your doubts about that, but let's just look at it logistically. Wouldn't it just be easier to assassinate BB? Wouldn't that solve all their problems? But anyway, all right, yeah, that sounds completely plausible though.

SPEAKER_08

Oh boy. All right. Personally, I think it would not be easy easier to get to BB. I think BB is and the the whole operation he's got going there is far more clever and wily and harder to get at. Uh he's a lot closer. But I would also add that I'm sure they would they've probably been trying to get him forever. Would love to.

SPEAKER_09

That could be true. Same thing with Trump. Who knows? As a matter of fact, there's just some guy that's supposedly running for office uh in him in dressed up in fatigues, like he's in the military, saying that he thinks Trump is the Antichrist and he should be killed. I think I sent you a clip about it, if I don't know, just but literally just not too long ago. But it's like, this guy looks like an Iranian. It's like you sure this guy isn't just Iranian, going like, yeah, you should kill Trump. Anyway, um, you know, uh before we even move on from that subject, I almost forgot in the in the uh Joe Rogan JD thing, JD did uh implicate people that support somebody, he wouldn't say who, but people that support Israel for de uh intentionally trying to derail the peace talks, and they just want to keep the war going. They don't want there to be any peace. So that's one thing he did reveal, and that's which, you know, all right, whatever. All right.

SPEAKER_02

This is number three on the Slack Doctor.

SPEAKER_09

All right, so this is how I I imagine any negotiation with Andrew Wilson would go or should go like would be uh so Andrew, um when you lose your shit and you attack me personally, um, how exactly are we going to what guardrails we're gonna use to get you back on topic and back into what we're actually debating? Every debate I've ever seen of him, it always just ends up with him getting cornered with with facts, so he goes crazy and starts attacking personal stuff. So I I don't know. I I I'd I'd debate the guy, but I don't know. We'll see. I mean I have no idea who you're talking about. Oh, this guy's hilarious, and I could be totally wrong. About this, but it seems like whenever I see him debating anybody, he eventually loses his shit and it gets personal every time. And it's like, wait a minute, what's going on here? And here's I mean, I wish you'd know who know who we're talking about. And you might actually get a get a visual of him after I tell you what this guy Owen Benjamin called him. His nickname for him was Astray Socrates, which is fucking hilarious. If you know the guy, because he's always smoking, he's always got a cigarette. Oh, it's hilarious. Anyway, all right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

Here comes number four voicemail, the black doctors!

SPEAKER_09

Alrighty. So tragically, this weekend we have lost Lindsey Graham. I do have a uh a question though. When we lose a uh senator in the 70s, slightly effeminate, no, no wife or kids or anybody like that to mourn him. Who who's gonna mourn this senator? Disney World? Too soon? Is it too soon?

SPEAKER_08

We'll see. All right. Well, yeah, so as we said earlier, it's his sister, I guess, that will be mourning him, who apparently he raised. So maybe he did do one decent thing in his life. I don't know. And as far as slightly effeminate, have you seen all the uh accusations that are coming out? Apparently, people that signed NDAs and whatnot that are now like, well, now that he's dead, I guess I can say what I want to say.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, who cares? It's like, yeah, no, we didn't know he was gay. Come on. Whatever.

SPEAKER_08

But I mean, even everybody pointing it out, it has it's nothing to do with the man's sexuality. It's the hypocrisy of how much anti-gay and and homophobic shit he was into professionally, whereas in his private life, he was you know, wouldn't it be wouldn't it be ironically hilarious if they bury him at Disney World?

SPEAKER_09

That would be funny. Erect a statue for him or something.

SPEAKER_02

Here comes number five, voicemail!

SPEAKER_09

The Slack Doctors. Okay, I've got my official Charlie Kirk theory. My theory is Tyler Robinson took his grandpa's gun, dropped it off to somebody at the UV uh uh UVU campus. I have no idea whether though that person took a shot or not. Um, then that person hid the gun in the woods, and uh Tyler came back later and uh tried to pick it up and couldn't get it, and then blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but a lot of people are gonna say there's the that's crazy. That's a crazy theory. The problem is there's a mountain of evidence, as they're calling it, to support it. The same exact evidence they say to convicts Tyler supports that very theory. And discuss. Yeah, I mean everybody evidence they they have would indicate that if that if they that was the narrative they were put pushing, they could prove it. Because it's the same evidence points to the same stuff. They don't have any evidence. Maybe one of the attorneys watches the show. They'll get the evidence. Yeah, I doubt it. Dude, they should get Lionel. That guy's that guy could get that. I'm surprised. Lionel would have had him off already.

SPEAKER_08

All right, I remember that Italian word he used for liar. I can't remember now. Buggiardo. Yeah, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_09

That guy's got words I've never even heard of. I've had to look up one or two of his words. Like, what the hell does that mean?

SPEAKER_08

All right, we got one more voicemail.

SPEAKER_02

Here comes number six voicemail! The Flack Doctors!

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, so uh this whole Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, this this is getting crazy. So, look, uh I don't prescribe everything Candace Owens proposes. Some of it's wacky and wild and obviously not correct. But she brings she asks some good questions. And here's the thing if Candace Owens came out tomorrow and said, Aliens from space, zapped Charlie. The the the the pro-Charlie people would be see, you know, see, she's an idiot. She has no idea what she's talking about, she's been crazy all along. But the problem is, she's been asking legitimate questions and kind of getting the same response. Anyway, we'll talk about it. I mean, you know, yeah, she's not saying aliens came down and did it.

SPEAKER_08

I haven't either, and certainly not about any of this.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, yeah, the thing about like on X, it's uh you know, there are more people talking about Candace than Tyler or Charlie or Erica or anything like that. The whole I mean, literally every three to four posts out of five are about Candace. It's crazy. It's craziness. It's like she she's somehow winning as the fucking ruler of the universe. She's living through living rent-free in all these people's heads. And it's funny, every time I see somebody that's totally crazy about it, I just send them our week one of episode and say, look, she stole our all her ideas from us. So you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

I don't get it, but you know, yeah, Candy, Candy owns X.

SPEAKER_08

All right. This is a pretty as I said earlier, there's all for some reason a lot of these have to do with motorcycles. Uh, is this how you learn how to ride a bike?

SPEAKER_02

Looks like doctor.

SPEAKER_08

How old is that kid? No. That kid can't be more than seven or eight, right?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, no, I wish I wish I could have started that young. I mean, I was riding a bike, obviously.

SPEAKER_08

At a certain point, he's gonna have to just lay it down and jump off of it, but and he there's no way in hell he's changing gears.

SPEAKER_09

His feet are on the pegs, aren't they? Oh no, he's on the seat. Oh, he's his head. What are they just doing in there? Just hanging down, right? Maybe standing. You could probably keep it in first or second gear the whole way anyway, or whatever. Yeah. And you can stop if you you know, dude, there was a guy uh one day at the track. I was at a uh doing a track day. Uh uh, actually, I'm sorry, I wasn't even doing the track day. It was Opie. It was out at um uh Moroso. Opie was doing a track day, and I was just out there hanging out, watching him doing it, and there's this guy that was on this motorcycle, it was way too short to be on the motorcycle, and he had to like literally one foot on the ground and one foot like way up hanging over the bike, and you know, you had to get it going and jump on it and kind of do the same thing to stop, kind of like stop and then jump off one side. Yeah, you can do it.

SPEAKER_08

I mean I mean, yeah, look at the original one of the original bicycle ideas, the penny farthing. That thing is a ridiculous contraption. Yeah. That you have to get a running leap onto it, and there's virtually no safe way to stop it. So the next one is also bike related. And I I know you've been to you know, Daytona and bike nights and all that kind of stuff. I want you to tell me if you've ever seen this guy or a guy like this. And the main reason I'm gonna share this clip, not only is it fun to look at this guy, but when we start reading some of the comments, the comments on this guy are just golden. Alright, let's get this out of the way so we don't miss anything. This is what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_09

This is the community I love. The attention, the people.

SPEAKER_08

Look at the haircuts, the nipples, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

The people that do come here are coming here because it is they're traveling.

SPEAKER_08

He's got the Royd belly, he's got the George Hamilton's hand, the Mohawk, the the New York muscles. Yeah, the veins. Let's let him know.

SPEAKER_09

Something they they love with the dog. The rat tail. You guys I got to meet a lot of people from all over the world. That's why I have to the cigar.

SPEAKER_08

That is a just look at that ridiculous rake on that thing. The painting rally left. And this is what makes track pants. The matching orange stripes on the pants to match the color of the bike and all this shit. I didn't even notice that. That's insane.

SPEAKER_09

The bike thing. Unbelievable. Yeah, I was gonna say it's very color coordinate. This is what I'm talking about. It's just a community.

SPEAKER_08

I really want to go to some of these comments. These comments, these comments are just great. It's like Mickey Rourke and Joe Pesch. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me make my comment first. You're gonna give that a like. What's that?

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. So this guy looks like he could be the action figure for like the doucheboch biker. You know, the little action figure in the plastic, put his little motorcycle in there too, and him and his little douche. Anyway. And by the way, I've never been to Daytona. Uh during the other thing.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, he does look like an 80s Kenner action figure toy.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, an action figure, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

All right, go ahead. Go back to the comments. No jacket needed. The man's skin is leather.

SPEAKER_08

But he definitely has posters of Mickey Rourke on his bedroom wall. Ever seen that last chicken at Walmart left under the light for days? He's the one last hot dog under the heat lamp that nobody wants. That's the Umpalumpa that takes all the other Umpalompa's lunch money. Guaranteed this dude is 5'1. That pipe looks like it if someone pukes on the carpet in a casino. Oh my god. Who knew beef jerky could talk?

SPEAKER_09

The bike bike was the bike joke was really good. Oh my god. Oh, that's insane.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Dude looks like Stretch Armstrong. The final douchebag boss. Anyway. Yeah, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_09

Action figure boss, whatever you want to call him. Wow. Yeah, he's hilarious.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, YouTube's comments did not disappear. He's living his best life, man. Whatever makes a guy happy, ladies, man. Yeah. Alright, so next one is yet another bike clip. You know what's funny is um Dr. Ship knows I'm a big fan of that uh that band Greta Van Fleet. And uh even though they are just Led Zeppelin, you know, they started off as kind of a Led Zeppelin Oh Bars. They did change a little bit, but they still see the guy sound sings like Robert Plant. But whatever, I like them, they're great. So when I saw this next clip and it's motorcycle, some guy riding a street street bike guy, the main reason I clipped on it is because the song that that it was playing um which is Rolling in the Deep, is a Greta Van Fleet song. So I was like, oh sweet, it'll be that'll be playing in the background. But it turns out it's somebody covering the song, so it'll be interesting to see how YouTube deals with us on that. Uh we may have to end up muting out the actual sound. But uh it's this guy on a jigser running from the cops, and uh, I'd like to get Chips Dr. Chips' comments on how fast this guy actually goes. Well, both your comments, actually. Here we go.

SPEAKER_03

There's a fire starting in my heart.

unknown

Go ahead and tell me.

SPEAKER_09

Hold on, stop it for a second. Can you see what that the numbers on the dash say? Right now it says 52. Oh, okay. So just tell me what the high highest it says. It's the only question is whether it's in miles per hour or kilometers per hour.

SPEAKER_08

Right, and I can't see well enough to see that, but but yeah, we'll know from the numbers. Right, right. Yeah, 50 kilometers per hour is like 30. There he goes. All right. Right now it says 121.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, that's probably kilometers per hour, but I don't know. Maybe we'll see. Tell me what it maxes out at. I will.

SPEAKER_08

I think the cop gave up. Right now it's 95, something 106.

SPEAKER_03

Thank you. We almost had it.

SPEAKER_08

This is the song I was talking about, but it's not Greta Van Fleet singing it. Yeah, that's Adele singing it.

SPEAKER_09

Some check. Interesting song choice for this.

SPEAKER_08

Alright, now it's uh I swear to god it says 293. Okay, so that's yeah. 296.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know what the conversion is, but he's still going pretty damn fast. 296 kilometers is probably 180 miles an hour, maybe 170. This is a different bike, right? Uh maybe. I can't see the difference. Or even a scooter. I thought it might not even be a motorcycle. He's doing he may be doing a wheelie. That's 183 miles an hour. That's doable. That's pretty damn fast, though. I've never gone that fast. Yeah, he's not even running anymore. He's just doing wheelies now. Yeah, I think there's a little bit more running in it.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, here we go. 278, 283, 284, 286.

SPEAKER_09

This is so insanely dangerous, though. It's crazy. I mean, I'd try to do that on a track, but that's it. I wouldn't in traffic. That's insane. I mean, I'll I'll scoot along at 100, 110, you know, that's no problem, but that's that's insane. 285. Yeah, that's about 180. Yeah. You know, it's funny. I think I've I don't know if I told the story of a one time going down to a bike night, and we this I was following this guy doing this crazy lane splitting and just hauling ass like driving like crazy, and I had his sister on the back. Like, what? Trying to kill your sister. Anyway, so he's like, Yeah, man, we did like 180 on the way down there. I'm like, No, we didn't. We did like 130. What are you talking about? He must have had the kilometers on or something like that. Like, whatever, dude.

SPEAKER_08

Anyway, go ahead. So the next the next bike clip is one that Chip sent me, uh Dr. Chip sent me, and I had already seen this on YouTube and almost sent it to you. So it's pretty funny that you did. It's not exactly racing, but it's an excellent use of a motorcycle, and definitely the reason to have a dual sport.

SPEAKER_01

This biker will make at least one guy angry after he does this.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know if angry is right. Jealous? Well, not only that, he doesn't have an idea. That's what the bike does.

SPEAKER_08

He's lucky uh Todd and Walt and Jesse weren't standing right there, and Todd whips out a gun and shoots his ass. Or Walter White and uh Jesse. But yeah, I don't think anybody was mad about that, but I could see people being a little jealous.

SPEAKER_09

But that should be a that should be an advertisement for the new like dual sport bikes that they have. I had one of those for a while, and truthfully, the only reason I even got rid of it is because it had spoked wheels and the spokes kept breaking. I'm like, I'm not gonna keep fixing these fucking things. But I had a it was called an I'm sorry? Skip had one too, right?

SPEAKER_08

Uh Suzuki Savage or something.

SPEAKER_09

No, well, he had a uh Kawasaki Versus, which is close. You could get away with that with a versus. But the one I had like had knobby tires and everything. It was designed to do shit like that, you know? It was a Yamaha XTE, XTC, something like that. It was a big giant bike though, it was 1200cc, it was tall as shit. I had to lower the seat on it.

SPEAKER_08

So tall. Anyway, good. Alright, so this shit is like the kind of thing you would expect to see in Gainesville. I don't know if this is where it happened. But uh as sketchy as that guy doing, you know, 180 miles an hour on the motorcycle was. Uh it's even sketchier.

SPEAKER_10

50. Faster. Is it faster? Yeah. 60. Faster. 80. A little faster. 86. More faster. 90. 90, yeah. Damn. That's insane.

SPEAKER_08

So this guy is on one of those one-wheels, basically an electric unicycle with it with a gyroscope in it that helps self-balance it. So one wheel.

SPEAKER_10

You ever go top speed? Uh 84. I can go faster, but it's it's difficult. See you later.

SPEAKER_08

So this he makes no noise. He's the profile of a pedestrian. He's hauling ass at night. At least get a headlight on it. It's got a little light on it, but it's so close to the street. The light is so close to the street, who's gonna see it?

SPEAKER_09

That thing is hauling ass. Dude, that is scary. Wow. That seems like a really good idea. I don't know if I'd do that at night. That is scary, man. Just just I mean, it literally looks just like a guy who's just flying down the street, just standing there on a wheel. It's like the illusion 80 miles.

SPEAKER_08

Somebody at the airport is on one of those moving sidewalks. It's like they're just a guy standing there, but they are moving. That guy is doing the same thing, but he's going 90.

SPEAKER_09

Right. That's crazy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08

Nothing to hold on to for stabilization or anything. You hit any kind of a pothole or anything, you're done.

SPEAKER_09

God, I didn't even think about that. And here I am thinking, we aren't, we aren't, you know, a flying car wouldn't be safe enough at the in this. That's insane. I let's why not? Flying cars, let's do it.

SPEAKER_08

It's completely insane. Uh, you know, I see him here in Gainesville all the time. I've never seen anybody going 90 on one, but I've seen people going 50 on it, down 441 in shorts. Hey, you can hop up anything.

SPEAKER_09

Looking at his phone. Here's here's the here's the funny, funny quote that my uncle used to make when he was younger. He used to hop up everything he could get his hands on, and he used to make the joke is like you you could put me in a rocket in space going 10 million miles an hour, and I'd find a portal and stick my hand out going, we can go faster. We can go a little faster. And that's there's people they'll figure out how to make those things go fast, man. Guys, I gotta take a quick quick break for the cause. Mango. Start the music.

SPEAKER_08

Build the music. All right, we got a couple more clips. Let's see.

SPEAKER_04

Alright.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, here's a clip Dr. Chip sent me. Um of when security goes wrong at the gig. This is not like when Dave Grohl invites you up and lets you play guitar. This is a little different.

SPEAKER_04

Play it to me.

SPEAKER_08

Seamless, seamlessly integrated that into the song. Oh, that's Brian Adams. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06

That is hilarious.

SPEAKER_09

He does get up and just like a pro. Like every every bar guy that's had that happen a million times would have done. You want the money. Dang it. Fat security guys trying to catch up.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

You know what the weirdest thing is? When I was in one of the most popular bands, uh, the lead guy, people would come up and offer him their drinks. Like, here, you want my drink? Like, no, I don't want your half drunk drink. What even is it? I mean, I don't know why they would all do that. It was weird. It is trying to be nice. Yeah. You know my drink.

SPEAKER_08

Here's another piece. I just point out that they're my local uh total wine and now has cornbread back in stock.

SPEAKER_09

Congratulations. I should tell this related story, though, to anybody that knows anything about speakers or audiophiles or whatever, but he had this fender monitor that we'd bring to these gigs. And I swear to God, at the end of every gig, there's at least that much beer puddled up in the speaker. Like just vibrating around. Oh man. You know, it must smell lovely. It never hurt it though. I thought the thing would be I'm oh that thing's cooked. It's never gonna work again. Years the thing worked for years, no problem. You can just you toast the homies right on those fender monitors. Apparently it don't fucking hurt 'em.

SPEAKER_05

But anyway, alright, go ahead.

SPEAKER_08

Uh all right, so the next clip I have is an extreme a level of sportsmanship and and uh decorum that you you don't see often in American sports. And this is not in an American sport. You could almost say it even takes it a little too far, but have you ever apologized to anybody this hard? Alright, here we go. Oh, the ball girl gets hit. Diving sliding, diving sliding apology face plant. Let's watch it again. I see this. This is hilarious.

SPEAKER_00

I thought they had a better angle of it. Yeah, get it from the other angle.

SPEAKER_08

They're gonna show it again.

SPEAKER_00

Yuji Nishida went viral at the SV League All-Star Games on February 1st, when one of his trademark power serves drifted off course and clipped a courtside line judge.

SPEAKER_06

Top spin.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, it's a hell of an apology, but in in defense, she probably can't do long division anymore. He did hit the shit out of her. Well, it's only a volleyball. They don't hurt that bad. I know.

SPEAKER_09

Volleyball doesn't hurt. In it in an almost identical story, one day we're playing beach volleyball, and this my buddy Eric Schiebler, I don't know where he's been, he is lately, but shout out to my boy Eric. He had this really big fancy dive watch, probably probably a two, three hundred dollar watch. And it was his turn to go play volleyball, and he takes off his watch and he goes, Hey, watch my watch, and he tosses it towards this group of people. Not I don't even know who the hell he was throwing it to, but one guy wasn't paying attention, it whacks him right in the head, like god damn, he's bleeding a little and everything, and the guy and Eric just goes, Keep it.

SPEAKER_06

Pawn it, get some money.

SPEAKER_09

That's like that's a fucking true story. Keep it.

SPEAKER_08

Wow. Anyway, all right, go ahead. All right, I got one more clip. Uh this is when customer service uh steps up. Okay. Or when you uh also when you pick the wrong guy to mess with at the store.

SPEAKER_10

Stop bothering the worker until he had enough. He's at a fast food restaurant when for some reason he starts giving one of the workers a hard time. Then he starts interrupting.

SPEAKER_08

He's got a good foot height on this guy, and he's way down technique, beats all that shit.

SPEAKER_10

Something making threats and getting right in his face while the guy is just trying to do his job.

SPEAKER_08

The biggest crime the guy so far has committed that I see is the socks and sandals, and for that alone he deserves anything.

SPEAKER_10

That was his chance to calm down and move on. Instead, he's pushing the issue and making the camera.

SPEAKER_09

I'd already need him in the balls.

SPEAKER_08

Boom! From all the way down. Oh. Just a perfectly clean, crisp, surprise sucker up.

SPEAKER_10

That's why treating workers with respect is usually the smarter option. Like and followed lessons and public confrontations.

SPEAKER_08

This guy grab his ankles, drag him out. That was a nice, nice uppercut.

SPEAKER_09

Wow. Like I said, I mean, I would already need him in the balls. He got way too close. That was that was it. Needed the balls. Down.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, and coming behind the counter like that, too, is essentially exactly. That's it. At this point, you're either trying to fight me or rob me or both. So yeah.

SPEAKER_09

You know, and you I I I've I've watched enough of those amendment things and stuff to know that actually once somebody gets close, comes up to you, that's assault. Once they get in your personal space, that's assault, and you can defend yourself. Now, how you defend yourself is that that's going to be reviewed by a judge and a jury, so act accordingly. I think this yeah, this guy has nothing to worry about. He used nothing but his hands. No, I'm just saying if somebody gets in your space, don't pull out a gun and shoot them or something.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This guy, this may be a little bit. He underreacted, but it was it worked.

SPEAKER_09

It worked beautifully. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, and you know, dude, I would little Mexican guys, dude. I swear to God, they all box. Don't fuck with those guys. Either that or they're like MMA. I wouldn't fuck with those little guys, man. They are they don't mess with them. And they don't even look that imposing. They're just like little skinny looking guys until they take their shirt off and you're like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_06

He looked Asian to me. Did it be a good one? Whatever, same thing. Same difference. I was waiting. I was waiting for him to, you know, do some jutsu or something to this guy. But he just he just hauled off and gave him an uppercut, and he's down.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that was good old school Queens. I love the sound effects. Queensbury rules, uppercut. All right. So you out of clips? I am out of clips, out of voicemails, and uh yeah, pretty much out of everything.

SPEAKER_09

All right. I got um I just I just noticed I got a new voice uh new email, and it's one of those rental listings. So let's let's take a look at that real quick. But before we do, do you remember what the average number of listings was when I started sending you these exactly?

SPEAKER_08

Or or I only remember when we started really talking about it, and that's when it was around like six hundred, six fifty, right? Okay, you don't remember when it was like double only double digits, huh?

SPEAKER_05

No, not really.

SPEAKER_09

Alright, let's see if this is it. Alright, so where do you see how many listings there are now? 803. Oh yeah. And you know, I think one of the reasons is because uh I think a lot of these are uh are uh what are they called seasonal. But who the hell is gonna rent one of these places for till you know till November from July to November? It's kind of it's kind of ridiculous. Nasina, like something like this would be alright, but it's just too much. Now I wonder if that see that can't be seasonal though. But I mean, yeah, I mean this is this is crazy how many of these places are are available. And I mean I actually kind of looked at this because I kind of drive by this place all the time, and there's this is too much for this place. It's not a bad place, but there's nowhere to park. There's uh you know, I mean it's i the thousand square feet, maybe a little maybe a little liberally measured, probably. But yeah, man, there's eight hundred listings. It's crazy. Absolutely crazy. You guys even still there? I don't hear anything. Oh, yeah, we're here. Okay. Shit, I wonder if I'm just talking to myself at this point.

SPEAKER_08

No, we I think we all stayed connected the whole time this one. Awesome.

SPEAKER_07

All right, we've crept up a little bit more in our subscriber count. The last time I looked, I think we were 117.

SPEAKER_09

Yes. Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet, actually. Yeah, Allison said they said the numbers are going up.

SPEAKER_08

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SPEAKER_02

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unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

All right, guys. We about done? Yeah. Uh yeah, it's about that time. Sounds like it's a good time to rap to me, so see you next time. Thanks, guys.

SPEAKER_02

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