Ep. 74 - The Slack Doctors Episode 74 Mostly Pre-Trial.

Three old guys (us) complain about the heat and start the show solemnly sharing stories of ailing relatives. Dr. Chip shares his thoughts on Tyler Robinson's pre-trial discoveries. Bullet fragments, Tai's (friend of the show) drone theory, and general lack of physical hard evidence. Is Candace Owens officially Queen of X or is it just Dr. Chip's algorithm? Dr. Bob doesn't like interacting with social media (except for YouTube). A.I. is somehow making political ads even worse in Michigan and "Varmont". When is it too late to order from a place? Creepy skin masks on Fox news is just normal now? Dr. Bob shares a rant that puts his to shame, a true master of rage and wit. Watching Methany break it down at the intersection leads to talk of CB radios. Billy Buttcrack, professional idiot with chunky peanut butter sunscreen. Judge Fleischer being the good guy again. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:17

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of a multi-state remote version of the Slack Doctors. I am Dr. Chip. I am Dr.

SPEAKER_07 0:26

Bob, and I'm producer Dina from my dad's home in Apex, North Carolina, just outside of Raleigh. So how hot is it up there? It's pretty darn hot. They're hoping for some rain this weekend, 50%, 60% chance. It's a real they they need rain really bad here. Really bad.

SPEAKER_08 0:49

But it's how does it how does it stack up to Florida hot? It's uh brutal. It's worse. It really is. Oh wow, worse. Yeah. It was pretty. I had to go outside today. It was pretty bad. I gotta say. It's it's it's the last couple of days have been really rough.

SPEAKER_09 1:06

You know, when we started the show today, I had my AC running, uh, and I turned it off for to do a better quality, but uh by the end of the hour, it's gonna be rough. Like, yeah, I was gonna say it's gonna be nice and sweaty. It was either yesterday or the day before. Danesville officially the high was 100. We hit triple digits. Not not the heat index, not the wet bulb, none of that shit. Just straight up legitimate 100 degrees.

SPEAKER_08 1:31

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That time of the year. What else has everybody been up to for the week?

SPEAKER_07 1:40

I'm just looking over my dad right now, taking care of my dad here in uh Raleigh.

SPEAKER_09 1:46

Did it um was it was 31 days the problem? Like I I I don't know the the all the details, but I I know there's some rehabilitation and whatnot going on. I've had elder relatives, my this happened to my mother, this happened to other relatives of mine, um, that go into a rehabilitation place, right? And you basically become a resident of that state, of that place. And what a lot of happens a lot of the time is once you've been there for 30 consecutive days, the institution itself will go after your social security. They'll basically claim that, well, you they live here now, and then they they take your whole social security, and sometimes even that's not enough. They still want the family to pay on top of it. But I've played this game before where I've had to take my mom out of a place after 28 days and then go back, you know what I mean, and play this weird game of we're not gonna we're not gonna pass the 31 day mark. But my uncle skips in a rehab right now.

SPEAKER_07 2:44

Yeah, it's it's uh it's the insurance company with my dad, and uh they say he needs to get out, um, even though he he look, he can't wipe himself after the bad food thing. But yeah, it's it's uh stressful to say the least.

SPEAKER_08 3:03

Well anyway, I've been uh I don't know. What's wrong with pretty much what's that?

SPEAKER_07 3:08

What's wrong with Skip?

SPEAKER_08 3:10

I can't hear what you're saying. You're very low. What's wrong with Skip? Oh, he can't he he can't uh incontinent. Same thing. He can't uh he needs help, you know, taking care of the you know utter utters, the uh underparts. He apparently can't manage it. I don't know if he's gonna anyway. I don't know if he's ever gonna get out of some kind of again, some kind of assisted something. I don't think he's capable of he's barely been capable of of living on his own since for his whole life, let alone now. I mean, if you remember how this guy lives, it's pretty scary. How old is he? Uh he's probably I think he's 79 or 80, maybe. Yeah, this is just a terrible connection.

SPEAKER_07 3:59

My uh my dad's 94, he'll be 95 in a few months. But he's he's come to the realization that uh he can't live alone, which is a big hurdle. Because most of the time they want to go home. They want to be at home. He knows he can't be.

SPEAKER_08 4:19

And is your is your mom or his does he have a partner or anybody at home? He's um my mom died when I was no way. Yeah, he's done. Yeah, he's gotta take he's gotta go into office.

SPEAKER_07 4:31

His second wife passed away about a year ago. So I don't want I don't want to talk about this. So you know I want to bring down the show. I don't want to bring it down. Right, right.

SPEAKER_08 4:40

Well, I was gonna say I've been busy all week because the Tyler uh Robinson pretrial has been on this week, and what a shit show that has been. Oh my God. I'm sure. Have you been in contact with Ty? Or are you uh No, no, he's posting a bunch of stuff though. Well, here's the thing. Uh you know, I I haven't ruled out Ty's theory, but it's looking less and less likely. Because I mean, in in the in the well, I mean it depends because there's so many. Here's the thing. They went to court with what they call the mountain of evidence, and what they got now after a week of this mountain of evidence is a mountain of questions. There's more questions now than when they started. It's like, what the fuck is happening here? All right, so they pulled out like four fragments of a bullet out of Charlie and put it on on this, showed it at this trial or a picture of it or whatever. And then they admitted, oh yeah, by the way, actually seven fragments came out of Charlie.

SPEAKER_09 5:43

Where are the other three? The other three just didn't s support their hypothesis. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 5:50

Well, this is the thing. This is only pre-trial. So, you know, the the defense is kind of pushing back a little on some of this stuff, but I think a lot of the stuff they're just waiting because they're gonna use it in the trial. Like, hey, this is uh clearly bullshit. You know, they're not gonna get thrown out stupid shit that's clearly fake, they're gonna use it to exonerate their client, you know. So a lot of the stuff they didn't push back on, and they're just letting but there's no way in hell, even I mean, and there's not much evidence. I mean, literally, if this wasn't such a high-profile court case, I think at this point, at the pretrial, the a regular judge at a regular case would go, Nah, I think we're done here. You don't got it, you don't have a case. Because there's literally no evidence. Every bit of evidence is, trust me, bro, every bit of it. There's nothing that they've proven at all. It's it's it's insane.

SPEAKER_09 6:41

Um I just recently saw a YouTube video from Ty uh on his We Are Not Going to Mars channel. And just, I mean, I didn't go looking for it. It just got suggested to me through the algorithm. And he was showing some sort of footage claiming that you could see the back of Charlie Kirk's head. You could see the lighting up spot where the infrared laser or something happened. I couldn't see it. I watched it like five times. I looked at the city. Maybe if he had a pointer and you know, bigger.

SPEAKER_08 7:06

Yeah, I didn't know. I couldn't really say he's wrong. He's using a lot of like high-tech stuff like infrared, but I mean he's kind of applying the infrared after after on the video. I don't know. I I don't know. I can't just I mean, they don't really know yet. I mean, he could have been shot by a uh drone. Now I'm I'm starting to think if he was shot by a drone, it was from the front. It wasn't from the back. I mean, unless I mean who knows? We haven't seen an autopsy. We don't we haven't been able to question a medical examiner to say, hey, how many entry wounds in the back of his head were there? You know, so I I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 7:41

But at this point, it doesn't the only thing I've seen or heard was um is while I was visiting my dad, the lover or friend said that he admitted to him that he did it and he was sorry he shouldn't have done it.

SPEAKER_08 8:00

That's that's the here's the thing. That's that's hearsay. That's secondhand. That's trust me, bro. That's what he said. Trust us. Well, wait a minute. That doesn't prove it.

SPEAKER_09 8:09

And not only that, but I mean, people uh admit to doing things all the time for notoriety that they didn't actually do.

SPEAKER_08 8:16

I can trust it. I'm just saying that's all I've seen. That's all I've seen about the yeah, it's all of it is just completely circumstantial, secondhand, hearsay. Trust me, bro. That's the whole case. Trust us. We got them, trust us.

SPEAKER_09 8:29

You sent me a mountain, a mountain of clips regarding all that, and I didn't pick any of them because I knew you'd cover it. There's really no reason for me to to save a lot of.

SPEAKER_08 8:38

Yeah, we didn't even go through and see which ones you did, but whatever. I'll let you do all yours first and just eliminate my. I've only got like five. But yeah, I mean it's it's just so crazy. And here's the the crazy thing, especially on X. I mean, there's there's no in between. I mean, there's a few people in between on X that that aren't, but there's really no there's there's the Candace Owens side, which apparently by default I am on, even though I don't give a shit about Candace or whatever, but I I ask questions. So apparently on X, if you ask questions, that immediately means you're an anti-Semite that hates Erica and belongs to a demonic cult of Candace Owens. And it's like, what is wrong with you fucking idiots? We're just asking questions. The obvious questions. They're not even like insane questions. Now, Candace Owens has floated some interesting theories that may be a little crazy and not not come to fruition, but so what? She's just asking questions, she's proposing theories. She's not, you know, oh, she's trying to get, you know, this guy she's trying to get the killer off. And it's like, no, if he killed him. But I we don't see it. I don't see the evidence that says he killed the guy.

SPEAKER_07 9:45

Has anybody has anybody ID'd the guy climbing off of the building for sure? The video where you see it.

SPEAKER_08 9:53

I can't tell. They swear it's him. I don't know that it's him. I I I don't get it. And they claim he's got a gun, which I don't see a gun. And they claim I didn't see a gun in that footage either. Yeah, and then they claim he took the shot and then jumped up and started running. Well, wait a minute. I thought you said he broke the gun down. I mean, that has to take 10 seconds, five seconds, something. You can't just take the shot and then run. You gotta there's supposedly a screwdriver involved. I mean, wait a minute. I mean, this is just so crazy. And then they show all this stuff and make these claims, and people like like Trump Jr., Don Jr. is like, that's it, slam dunk, he's guilty, it's over. It's like, what the fuck are you seeing? What the hell is going on? It's crazy, man. It's crazy. And I've just been watching our boy Lionel, Lionel Nation. He's my he's my fucking hero. If there's a cult to be had, I'm in, I'm in the Lionel Nation cult.

SPEAKER_09 10:53

As crazy as this trial is, and as many questions as it raises, can you imagine if crooks had not been shot, uh, what that trial would have looked like.

SPEAKER_08 11:02

And that, I'm telling you, man, I mean, there's absolutely this is obviously one of those Bill Mayer things, you know. I can't prove it, but we all know what, you know, we know we know what we know or whatever. And it sure seems like that was the whole plan was that Tyler wasn't supposed to live. I'm kind of I I'll be yeah, here's the crazy thing, dude. When do you think the next all right? So today is the last day of this pretrial circus show. When do you think the next court appearance is? Eight months. Oh, okay. That's sort of nine months. Two months away. Yeah. There's no way he's gonna live in jail for two months. They're gonna epstein his ass. There's no way.

SPEAKER_09 11:44

Why if they were going to do that?

SPEAKER_08 11:45

Why wouldn't they have already done it though? I don't know. Well, maybe they haven't had the opportunity, but I mean you put him somewhere away for two months, that's a lot more opportunity. You know, people start forgetting about it, and then you know, about a month and a half into you know, into his detention, all of a sudden he's killed since he's been locked up since what, this September of last year? Like way more than two months. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But there's been a lot of scrutiny. I mean, I I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see what happens. I mean, I mean, it's obviously just a theory. It's but you know, who knows? Who knows? Um, all right. So before we get into any more of that stuff, the one thing I wanted to talk about, we actually officially got our first on uh live call today.

SPEAKER_09 12:31

Yeah, technically and kind of. We hadn't started recording yet, but yeah. I'm sitting here in front of, I've got my desktop in the background, I've got the laptop, I'm going through clips and whatnot, and I hear a noise that I don't think I'd ever heard before. My laptop is making this weird doot doot doot doot doot noise, and then I realize I have an epiphany, somebody's actually calling. Of course, it was Chip, but uh, I was able to actually answer the phone on the laptop, which just goes to show proof of theory that if somebody, you know, if Victor or uh Johnny Trendlin or somebody wanted to call us during the show, we should be able to get him off.

SPEAKER_08 13:04

Yeah. But what if what the the reason I wanted to the message I was gonna leave is it's so hilarious. So now is Trump said Trump is openly saying that he's not pass he's not signing some uh uh uh housing bill, which I have no idea what's in the housing bill, and I'd I'm really kind of curious, uh unless they they pass the Save Act. The or as I call it, the uh the Peter Thiel Hackable Election Act.

SPEAKER_09 13:34

They're basically holding legislation hostage.

SPEAKER_08 13:38

Yes. To get some unconstitutional bullshit save that you know nobody, you know, i if anybody wants it, it's because they don't understand it. It's they're centralizing the election so they can hack them. Peter Thiel's gonna put in JD Vance. It's just so fucking obvious, and these idiots like that fucking what's her name? Uh the long-haired Republican tranny guy. Wow, what's his name? You know, the big, tall, skinny, big bird-looking guy. He's going around pushing this stupid Pressler, that's his name. He's going around pushing this stupid shit. Like, what is wrong with you idiots? But whatever. Uh, you know, I digress. But yeah, that was the message I was gonna because I kept seeing that. I I'm kind of interested to see what's in this housing bill because I guarantee this it gets scratchy in my headphones again.

SPEAKER_09 14:25

It's terrible. And turn it up a little bit. Is that better?

SPEAKER_07 14:29

Yeah, that I mean, that sounds good. Yeah. Okay.

unknown 14:32

All right.

SPEAKER_07 14:32

Well, anyway, so we're talking about the attorney there.

SPEAKER_08 14:35

Yeah, yeah. We're talking about this chick attorney who she looks like a librarian, you know. But what it would what it would be pretty wild if she turns out to be this hell cat, you know, like at the end and it just gets like it goes crazy and just takes a lets her hair down and takes a glass off.

SPEAKER_09 14:52

And we realize she's been hot all along, like every Hollywood movie. Yeah, yeah. I love when they get pretty wild nine and a half, and they're like, Yeah, she's a dork, and she's just wearing glasses and has her hair up. And then as soon as she switches those two things, oh, we never knew. But nobody else has a librarian fetish.

SPEAKER_08 15:10

Like the glasses don't slow me down. And not only that, why is Erica Kirk, first of all, even allowed to be at this stupid thing? I don't even know why she'd want to be, but why is she there with her own lawyer? Like her own lawyer went up and made this uh little little speech about the fact that Erica wants everything to be transparent, wants all the evidence to be shown and this, that, and the other thing. And the judge is like, nah, that's not how it works. It's up to the judge. Yeah, exactly. He's like, Yeah, no, we have to protect certain individuals.

SPEAKER_09 15:46

So I don't think that if you're sitting in the lobby and you bring your attorney with you, that he gets to jump in and play ball with the case. It doesn't work that way. It's like, are there any other attorneys in the building that would like to chime in and have something to add? Doesn't work right. I didn't even think about that.

SPEAKER_08 16:01

Talk about dragging the uh trial out. Yeah. Yeah, like they're gonna need to. That's gonna be the that's gonna be the trial of next year. Yeah. Yeah. All right, what else you need?

SPEAKER_09 16:15

Uh well, we still have some more voicemails. All right. Another one on the same subject.

SPEAKER_08 16:20

Okay, well, here's how the Tyler Robinson case ends. The defense uh counsel is gonna ask, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, can you definitively say that the person on that video is the same person sitting across the table from you right now or the defendant? Case closed. That's it. Unless, you know, unless you can tell people do you think that's the guy on video that they're telling you it is? Good luck.

unknown 16:51

Good luck.

SPEAKER_09 16:54

All right, so eat I'm assuming you're talking about the video of the guy climbing down off the roof. Any any of the videos. Any of what other videos are they using or showing?

SPEAKER_08 17:04

They're using a video of this guy walking up and down steps with one one leg limping on one leg like he's got the rifle shoved down his pants, which doesn't look like him. It actually looks like a different guy. They got video of supposedly his car driving around, but there's questions about that now. They've got looks like two different cars on tape. It's it it's I'm telling you, it's gonna boil down to does that guy right there look like the people they're showing you on these videos? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that's that's uh have go make your decision, guilty or not guilty.

SPEAKER_09 17:41

Do you think that guy from what you just said, none of those videos show him committing a crime? No, exactly.

SPEAKER_08 17:48

So even if you don't know, they don't even really even show that it's him.

SPEAKER_07 17:52

Didn't they have one him walking through a neighborhood?

SPEAKER_08 17:56

It's the same thing. It's a guy in a hat and glasses. It could fucking be anybody. I mean, it looks kind of like him. I mean, even Lance Twig, they said, are is that him in the pictures? That in his testimony goes, Well, I mean, it's got his shoes. You know, it's like yeah, uh nobody can say that's him. It could be him, but nobody can definitively say that's him.

SPEAKER_07 18:22

Did you see the copy? Did you see the cop um on the stand, uh, the forensic officer talking about the bullets? Yeah, the lady. Yeah. Um what were they saying? Uh it's him, it's related to him one billion times to four.

SPEAKER_08 18:42

I I tried to follow it, but I I was I didn't watch the whole, I I didn't watch a lot of the whole thing. I just saw a lot of clips. And the one clip that I did see is her they're they're asking her, how many fragments did you examine? Four. Okay, and did you see this other report that said there were seven fragment fragments of the bullet? And she goes, Yes, I saw that, but I only got four.

unknown 19:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 19:07

Case closed. I mean, come on. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_07 19:12

Yeah, they need to they need to explain those other three.

SPEAKER_08 19:15

Why, you know, that's the thing. They showed up with a mountain of evidence, and now they have a shit ton of answers to questions uh questions to answer. That's not how that was supposed to work. Well, you know, Bombi had 10,000 files on her desk, and then there was nothing to talk about. Right, right, right. And and then after this obvious ridiculousness, you've got people strutting around like the chicken kicking over the chess pieces saying they won. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you people? You're insane. Anyway, I'm sure the next book voicemail is about the same thing, so let's see what else I say about it. All right, I am officially proclaiming Candace Owens is the king of X, or queen, I guess you would call her. But uh, yeah, I don't know about you, Rom. I know you're new to X and probably don't have any followers or anything, but I'd be interested to see what you get in your feed. But every every post in my feed is about Candace Owens. Not about Tyler Robinson, who's on trial and uh and the subject of every one of these posts. Every one of these posts is to Candace Owens. She absolutely is the queen of X at this moment in time. Yeah, I you know, I thought about doing a little thought experiment where you should share screen and just go on X and see what's on your algorithm since you're kind of new at it, but it's probably all skewed because of the stuff you've been playing from that I send you. So it'll probably be all the same.

SPEAKER_09 20:44

I would think so, especially now.

SPEAKER_08 20:45

I tell you what, man, I open my X and there's everything. Every fucking thing is about Candace Owens. Every every post, every single one. It's crazy. This chick is living red-free, and so many people's heads it's insane.

SPEAKER_09 21:03

I I gotta say, man, and when it comes to social media and whatnot, uh I appreciate everything that you know that it can be used for and and you know, getting in touch with people and directing them to the show. It's evil. I'm not a fan. I I don't I don't engage in any of it. I like YouTube. I like the a lot of the content I find on YouTube, a lot of old school YouTube, like how to, how to actually do something, uh science and nature documentaries and stuff and short films and you know, little bits and pieces of other people's comedy podcasts and people that debunk pseudo archaeology, all kinds of things that I do really like on YouTube. But I I tried like I had to install X so that because that, like I said, they just changed their policy recently. So just to see the clips that you send me now, I had to join X. But I have never once done what you just suggested. I've never once gone to my homepage and scrolled around because I have no interest. I tried to get into TikTok, it was it it did nothing for me. I didn't It's just a bunch of really weird videos that don't interest me in any way, shape, or form. I feel the same way about Facebook. I don't even know anything about Instagram.

SPEAKER_08 22:08

I'm not into I'm assuming it's much like TikTok, but speaking of which, you can now play the videos without being logged in. Oh.

SPEAKER_09 22:17

So they just did that temporarily, just to trick people into joining up. I tried doing it with my cause I'm only signed in with my laptop, right? Because I I basically use it just for this show. So I'm signed in with the laptop, and of course, it uses uh Microsoft Edge or Zedge or whatever the hell it's called. That's the browser. And I let my computer suggest a storm password, it auto-remembers it and everything. Now my desktop is much older, and I think I still use Chrome on that. And I've never signed up. So uh just yesterday I tried to open a clip. I went to my Gmail on my desktop, tried to open one of the X clips that you sent me and click play, and it wouldn't let me. It wanted me to log in. So as of yesterday, it was still being strict about it.

SPEAKER_08 23:02

Well, this isn't logged into X. I I'm the exact opposite of you. My desktop is logged in, my laptop is not. So I shouldn't be able to play it because it's not this isn't logged in, but but I can. Anyway.

SPEAKER_09 23:14

Yeah, my desktop is mostly used for w watching TV slash YouTube or playing games. All right, what else you got? Uh we had one more voicemail. I I skipped around and did them out of order because it was the only one that wasn't uh Tyler Robinson related. Here we go.

SPEAKER_08 23:37

All right, I don't have time to lay out my whole plan here, but uh let's talk about the fact that we can use AI to fix our uh elections. And Marjorie Taylor Green and Matt Gates were actually talking about the way to do it using AI. Well, they didn't talk about the way to do it, but they gave me the idea. So we'll talk about AI fixing our elections as for Marjorie Taylor Green and Matt Gates.

SPEAKER_09 24:02

Okay. I can't wait to hear this theory because the idea of using AI to do anything in the election does not comfort me uh in any way. Unless you mean fix the election the way you fix a a fight or fix a match.

SPEAKER_08 24:16

I'm trying to remember what the hell that was about, but I think they were talking about using AI to fix like the voter rolls. To go through the voter rolls and and figure out who's been dead for 200 years, who's an who's an illegal alien, who's who's a felon that should be voting.

SPEAKER_09 24:34

The amount of hallucinations that it provides and errors that it still does.

SPEAKER_08 24:38

I think it was. I don't even know if that was it. I I wish I'd have left more on the on the voicemail at this point because I don't really remember what they were talking about.

SPEAKER_09 24:48

You see, recently uh on Daily Show, uh Jordan Clepper did some bit where he was showing like AI political ads that are all over the place. And it was showing some race in Vermont. This guy runs this ad, doesn't even spell Vermont right. I I mean I get that AI made the mistake, but was there not even a human editor or one human being that that had the last final say to go, yeah, I approve, you know, I'm so and so I approve.

SPEAKER_08 25:13

How does AI get that wrong?

SPEAKER_09 25:15

How hard is it to spell Vermont? V-A-R-M-O-N-T. Like if you you know, and if you don't catch that, again, that's I'm not varmin. Hopefully, but AI is gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_08 25:25

Well, maybe it was on purpose. Maybe they were making a play on words of varmin.

SPEAKER_07 25:29

You know, and in those ads, in those ads that AI has spit out, did the uh did the uh uh Republican or Democrat have six fingers? Watch for that too. Right. Because they'd like to add fingers.

SPEAKER_09 25:42

The funniest one was they did one some in Michigan, I guess, and I guess Michigan might have some state law requiring you to say it. So the ad itself is I don't know who these two politicians or if one was or if either of them are uh whatever, whoever. These two men are standing there arguing about something. A giant hand crashes through the wall and reaches in King Kong style and grabs both of them, pulls them out, and it's the Statue of Liberty, which apparently has walked all the way to Michigan because clearly this is some sort of Michigan race. And then at the very end, some woman comes on and says, Michigan law requires me to tell you that AI was used in the generation of like, no shit, was it really? I had no idea. I thought this was the second Ghostbusters, and that uh she had decided to just walk all the way to Michigan and snap.

SPEAKER_08 26:26

CGI has been used in the commission of this now, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 26:29

Oh my goodness. Wow. Instead of talking about it, I should have just brought the clip up, but whatever, people people will see it.

SPEAKER_08 26:38

God, I wish I I wish I remember what Matt Gates and Yeah, there is more to that that I'm not remembering. I'll have I wish I'd have uh there was a clip involved too. I should have I should have just sent the clip.

SPEAKER_09 26:50

No, I do have a clip of some more AI footage, you know. It's I guess it's more subtle than uh than King Kong reaching through the window, but it's definitely got some AI shit in it. This is Mars, one hundred forty million miles away from us.

SPEAKER_08 27:13

Yeah, no, it is. It better be AI. Somebody's got some splaining to do. Yeah, it is. It does look like Mars, though. That's that's pretty much what most of the footage usually looks like.

SPEAKER_09 27:35

It also has a desert in Arizona and they're gonna be a season of Star Trek in that uh desert. Oh, that's true. Where we fought the lizard man. Exactly. Yeah, there's plenty of places very inhospitable.

SPEAKER_08 27:59

Yeah, so I don't think there's any more anomalies. Yeah, we saw the notes.

SPEAKER_09 28:03

We saw the square things. Not nearly as sensational as the uh as as some of the political ads that they're running. Yeah. All right, so this is a good clip. This reminds me of my days back in the in the service industry, working, especially working nights, right? I don't know what you guys what what's your cutoff line for a restaurant? Let's say you want to go get Mexican food, the place closes at 10. What's the latest you'll walk in there? What's you know what I mean? Uh my personal is a half hour. If I can't be seated and give you my order 30 minutes before close, I'm not doing it. And that's because I've been, you know, I was there too many times in the trenches.

SPEAKER_08 28:44

Maybe, maybe if it's something you know is easy and you're getting it to go. That's the only that's it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a good qualify. Okay, I know you guys gotta go home. Let me just get something easy and I'll get out of here. And yeah, that's it. Otherwise, yeah, half hour at least. Yeah, fuck that.

SPEAKER_09 28:59

Well, I'm gonna show you this clip here. I'm gonna assume I think they said it was two minutes, like 9.58 or something. But yeah, this is I've been here and I've heard that this sounds come out of the kitchen before.

SPEAKER_06 29:10

And um hi, it's 9.58. Can I still order? Oh, yeah, of course. There it is. Right, two large cheese pizzas, please. Yeah, of course. Ten veggie pockets.

SPEAKER_00 29:31

Ten? What? And uh three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas. Three buffalo mac and cheese pizzas coming up.

SPEAKER_10 29:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 29:46

See, now I would say this is fake, but the just this guy's reaction is making me think, well, it's gotta be kind of authentic, or it's just such a good bit that he just can't keep a straight face.

SPEAKER_09 29:55

Right. It could be a bit, but I will say this I've I've lived this, so it does happen, absolutely. And the guys do go off in the back. And you and the funny thing is, it's probably like their best cook. He's not gonna get in trouble. If this is real, he's not gonna get in any trouble for this or anything. That's just but at a certain point, wouldn't you be scared to eat the food? I mean, we've all seen what. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, there's no way in hell I would place an order like this with two minutes to. And as soon as I heard the first sound come out of that guy's mouth in the back, nah, I'm cool. I'm good. I'm gonna go stay out of the way.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

Dude, I have a our buddy.

SPEAKER_08 30:30

Go ahead. Our buddy Davy D, friend of Joe, he is the worst. We go eat all the time, and he is just bitchy and mean to people. I'm like, dude, you've probably eaten gallons of spit in your lifetime.

SPEAKER_09 30:44

Gallons. Maybe it works. There's a South Park song, Boogers and Cum. It's for Yelp reviewers. All right, let's get the rest of his profanities.

SPEAKER_06 30:56

And some papa bites, please.

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Take the mozzarella sticks and some pop.

SPEAKER_07 31:02

That'll do it. 10 or 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_08 31:11

That's lofty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 31:14

That stuff's all frozen and it's thrown in the oven or something like that. But yeah, I've had people go off.

SPEAKER_08 31:19

That last line is perfect. That'll do it. And I'm like, yeah, that'll do it. The guy's coming out of the back with a shotgun in about 30 seconds. That's it.

SPEAKER_09 31:25

And also I would add it could be situational. Like I've worked at places where you know the kitchen closes at midnight, but the bars open till three. You're gonna sit there and still drink and hang out and stuff. You might, you know, it's it's 15 minutes to before the kitchen closes. Yeah, go ahead, whatever. You know, you're still here spending money. But I've had it happen where in restaurants where they close at like 10 o'clock, uh, you know, two or three people come in, look around. There's not a soul in the restaurant. Literally, nobody. 15 minutes to close, and like, yeah, yeah, well, party of three.

SPEAKER_08 31:59

Yeah, when I was head waiter at gathering or any other place for that matter, you're gonna be stuck there for a while anywhere. I didn't care. Five minutes to close it, yeah. Come on in. The cook's not so much, but I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_09 32:09

If I had a date on how much longer we had to stay as front of the house versus back of the house, right? Especially if they've already gotten a little ahead of schedule. Right. Turn shit off, taking shit down and cleaning things and draining the oil out and turning the fryer's off. No, the milkshake the milkshake machine has been shut down. It's a problem. It can be a problem. Or it's been cleaned. I've never worked any of it in those days. You've got to be partially disassembled to clean it, and you've already taken it apart and cleaned it and put it back together again. And now you're gonna have to do all that shit now.

SPEAKER_07 32:41

It's a problem. The cook is probably not mad at the customer. He's mad at the guy taking the order. Where he should have said, I'm sorry. He's mad at life at that moment.

SPEAKER_09 32:51

At that moment, I mean try to make it kinder and be like just a salad, something out of the cold case, you know, something like that.

SPEAKER_08 32:59

Nope, fire up the ovens at that point. Like, God, just people everything, the world hates me. All right. What else have we got?

SPEAKER_09 33:07

We got a clip here uh from your boy Lionellis. You said you were just talking about him.

SPEAKER_08 33:12

Oh, he's great.

SPEAKER_09 33:14

That was the reading test you gave me on air the last time. That's right, yeah. Very eloquent gentleman. Yep. All right, so this is a post, but there is some video underneath. But uh let's just look at this post for just a second before we even hear anything about what this guy is saying. Does anything look oddly?

SPEAKER_08 33:34

Anything look odd like right around here? That's the famous that guy is yeah. How is that not a mask?

SPEAKER_09 33:42

It is a mask, and when you watch him speak, now again, maybe this is AI. I but let's let's watch him talk.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Or surcharge or approving those two things reversible, uh, and the president knows he's in the position to demand those. Yeah, you can see his neck moving underneath him. He controls the narrative and when he would strike. I'd also say that patience and the request from someone of the neck may be more also religious at the moment.

SPEAKER_09 34:12

You're in the How do the lips stay stuck to his face like that? That's insane. It's like yeah, it's like it's literally skin tight until you get to right around here. It's real tight. Um, I mean, I guess you're supposed to wear the case. Where's the cameraman or something?

SPEAKER_08 34:27

Well, they're just focusing in on that thing on that point. Yeah, that's the that's the normal show.

SPEAKER_09 34:31

And if that's not AI, then it's somebody wearing a mask as they're being interviewed. And it's the craziest mask I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_07 34:39

Have you seen the celebrity masks like that? I've seen I have. Yeah. I mean, the you they put a hoodie on, and I mean, they look it looks pretty freaking real on camera.

SPEAKER_09 34:51

Was that Fox? I can't tell.

SPEAKER_00 34:54

You have millions of free copies. It is Fox News, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 35:00

That was on Fox News. How are people not robbing banks with these masks? I mean, there'd just be no in hell you can catch them. This is crazy. Yeah, that's a good question. Uh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 35:11

The day one more. Oh no, wait, I got two more. I got uh we'll do the all right. So we've had many, I've done many medical rants, and I've done some Walmart rants and all kinds of things. This guy, uh, this is a fine rant. I I I I bow down to this rant.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Being out-strategized by a corpse? Real talk. Mr. McConnell is officially brain dead according to medical sources. He's been that way for a month. How are we being out-strategized by a corpse? He's not he can't even watch this video. There isn't a neuron firing in his head. A month ago, he had a heart attack. It took him too long to resuscitate him, his brain never restarted.

SPEAKER_09 35:54

He's been plugged into a If this guy yells any harder, he might have a stroke. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Like he's the emperor on the golden throne with custody from Warhammer 40k. How is he holding up democracy right now? He's supposed to be replaced. People are supposed to be choosing one new McConnell. They're not letting him do it because Ms. McConnell's wife has fled across the ocean. Like she's a duchess in a civil war. And all his daughter has fled from social media. His staff have been hiding his body, his unloved husk, so they can keep collecting one last car no payment for their Toyota Corolla. People are like, I'm gonna be heartless talking about this man. He's not a man, he's a minimum, he's in a heartless turtle who has slowly dragged this country into hell to the point where the only place I can find solace is a fucking Derby's parking lot. There's no sympathy here. We make merch about it.

SPEAKER_09 36:53

I literally did this three years ago.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

Stop teasing me, you old man. Fill me with the joy that I find when I eat a beef and cheddar. So that way I wake up with a pang of regret that it's over, that I'll never taste that first bite again. As when I heard the news that Mitch McConnell is finally gone. Are we being outstrategized?

SPEAKER_09 37:16

That is a hell of a performance. The the voice everything.

SPEAKER_08 37:21

Anyone like this guy or this guy himself to call us at 904-549-9024 and please talk to us on the show.

SPEAKER_09 37:31

That would be an or something. Insanely good. He's just a regular dude. Kudos. I mean, he's he's missed his calling because it's a good thing. I got a feeling he's probably right away with YouTube channel and does that on the regular. That is hilarious. All right, I have one more clip to share, and it's straight up goofy. It has nothing to do with politics. Uh, of all the things you sent me, this is the one that made me smile the most. Oh, I think I'm I think you know what. I think you know what this is. This is some fine Midwest methery. Uh, in fact, I would guess her name might be methany.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

Tweak a one eye.

SPEAKER_09 38:19

Song slaps too, actually. I kind of like it.

SPEAKER_10 38:25

You're a beaker, you're a freaker, you're a sneaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:32

You're a tweaker one nine. I seen you speaking. Wow.

SPEAKER_09 38:38

Yeah. She is tweaking hard. Oh, she's trying to vogue.

SPEAKER_08 38:42

What the what kind of dance she was trying to do? But I wonder how many people that the whole 1-9 thing is lost on, because that's C B talk. Nobody remembers that shit. You know, nobody, nobody of this generation has seen Convoy. Right. So we should explain it for the kids. Back in the day, there were these things called CB radios. And the thing you did is you got on this microphone and you said, breaker 1-9.

SPEAKER_07 39:08

So that was tweaker 1 9. I had one in my car. Actually, it was a van. And uh, I would talk to the teachers at my high school and find out what's going on when we get to class and stuff. But yeah, those citizen videos. What's that?

SPEAKER_08 39:26

My stepdad had one in his El Camino.

SPEAKER_09 39:29

Yeah. My grandfather, my mother's dad, uh, used to own several businesses in a really small town in Tennessee called Spring City. Right. And so he basically all of his kids, once they uh were of age, were on the payroll working. It was, I think there was a guest, uh, like a little convenience store, a laundry mat, something else. And everybody had CD radios and everybody had handles, that's what they called them back then. And they were all basically cuts of meat, or like he was tenderloin, I think. He might have been pork chop and his wife was tenderloin. Uh, and then uh my cousin was baloney head or tomato head and baloney head and uh yeah, I can't remember all of all of them, but everybody had one. Everybody had their own name, and it was all food-based.

SPEAKER_07 40:18

I don't remember what mine was. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 40:21

I'd have to ask my uncle Jack. He would still remember um whether I was I think my cousin Nicole was baloney head, and I think I was tomato head. Pork chopped tenderloin, ham hock, somebody was ham hock. Looks like it's my turn to share, so let me uh let's see what we got here.

SPEAKER_08 40:42

Oh, this is pretty interesting. This is a while ago, but apparently this is happening quite a bit over in uh over in the old motherland. Oh no, I do have to frickin' log in. Never mind. Ha ha alright, so we're not doing that one. But we can do this one. Oh, that sucks because I want to do this one. But we'll have to do this other one. Um hey Rom, pull up the one I just sent, the very last one, um, the the stand-up and clapping one. We're gonna show that one at the end of the show, but I'll play this other one in the meantime. And this guy, he's a uh he's one of the auditor guys, and he's by far the funniest. This guy is hilarious. We're not gonna be able to watch this whole thing, so I'll skip around a little bit, but this guy is awesome.

SPEAKER_05 41:36

Oh, yes, can I snoop? I'll just snoop around just a little bit. It's alright. Don't call the police. It's a women.

SPEAKER_09 41:53

It's a women?

SPEAKER_05 41:54

Um no, I'm I promise I'm not on math. I failed. It's a pillow! Oh shit! It's a pillow! I just had to snoop around. I need to investigate.

SPEAKER_06 42:08

Looking for cinnamon?

SPEAKER_05 42:09

Cinnamon, yes, sir. Missing dog. What do you got on your face, bud? It's just peanut butter. You put peanut butter in your face? It's uh Peter Pan peanut butter.

SPEAKER_06 42:17

Peter Pan? Nutty, looks like. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_05 42:19

What's your name? Uh they call me Billy. Billy I'm not supposed to tell anybody, sir. You told me not to say nothing. Billy butter. But crack. Billy Buttcrack. Where's that? It's with my baggie with Lomath and stuff in there.

SPEAKER_06 42:32

Can I look through it real quick?

SPEAKER_05 42:33

Yes, sir. Uh I get nervous though.

unknown 42:36

Sure.

SPEAKER_06 42:36

I'm gonna put gloves on, I don't want to get poked, okay?

SPEAKER_05 42:38

Alright. I do have weaponry in there as well.

SPEAKER_06 42:40

What kind of weapon you got?

SPEAKER_05 42:41

Um, I can't say, sir. It's making me nervous. My hands are shaking.

SPEAKER_09 42:44

Okay. Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 42:47

Just make sure you keep your hands where I can see them, all right?

SPEAKER_05 42:49

Oh, semen. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_06 42:50

Can we come back to my truck so I can use my truck pit?

SPEAKER_05 42:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 42:53

Come on this way, bud.

SPEAKER_05 42:55

Yes, sir. Thank you. Can I patch you down real quick? I get ner I get too nervous if someone touches me. I probably would have torture while I'm doing it. Oh, I actually do. I got a poker in there. Let me take it out. That's my badge. For what? Boob inspection. It's for it's for lactation purposes, sir. Oh, I got tender thighs though.

SPEAKER_06 43:17

Can you lift your pants up just a little bit so I can see your ankles?

SPEAKER_05 43:19

You want to see my pants? Just your oh that's a sunburn. Uh, that's not mine. That's not mine, sir. That's not mine. If you got bugs, so he's just rage baiting a cop for content.

SPEAKER_08 43:33

Absolutely. He he just he's an order. He goes out someplace and starts acting crazy and filming until they call the cops on him, and then he just fucking trolls these guys. It's hilarious. Watch this.

SPEAKER_05 43:44

Well, his face is covered in chunky peanut butter. I would have called somebody too.

SPEAKER_08 43:53

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_10 43:55

Stupid commercials.

SPEAKER_05 44:02

Yeah, it's nutritional. Yes, exactly. Uh high I think carbs and they have high proteins. But you know, I'm just looking to see if cinnamon was around. And I'm getting peanut butter close to my eye sockets. Let me get messed to at least clean it off your face. I can't trust them, sir. They're snitches. And that's the last people I'll trust. You know who's face walk around, look for cinnamon a bit, and then probably come pick me up. You said he's over. Where is he at though? Well, I don't know where he went. She's kidnapped her dog. And I will find out.

SPEAKER_08 44:38

Here we go.

SPEAKER_05 44:41

It gets itchy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 44:42

What's that? All right. This is how you get yourself marchman acted. That's this is exactly what they used to call it a baker act. I think they changed it to marchman, but this is how you get a 72-hour hiatus. They make sure that you're okay.

SPEAKER_08 44:57

If they do that, he sues him. Where do you see his face?

SPEAKER_05 45:04

Crunchy peanut butter. Today we will be looking for Miss Ming Ling's dog. It's been a liar too. He said Peter Pan. That was not. No weaponry. Shit. Look at that. See that? I got it. Finger on the trigger. Oh shit, look at that. It's a geezer.

SPEAKER_08 45:33

He's got all kinds of content on YouTube.

SPEAKER_07 45:36

Yeah, he could get Baker act. I've done a couple of those when I was a cop, and he's not acting.

SPEAKER_08 45:43

Well, usually the Baker Act, do you somebody don't you have to like say you're going to hurt yourself? Not necessarily. You just have to examine. Well, you either got to act like you're going to hurt yourself or say you're going to hurt yourself. My mom got baker acted once because she was she was actually going crazy on uh on uh what's the thing with uh menopause. She went insane on menopause and uh she called up somebody and said, I'm gonna kill myself, and then wouldn't answer the phone when they were called back, so they sent the cops over. And apparently at one point she didn't they said, Do you want to kill yourself? And she didn't say no. So she spent the scariest 48 hours of her life in the fucking crazy fucking dead. Those people are nuts. I had to go pick her up. I was scared. I was like, Holy shit, look at these crazy motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_07 46:29

Yeah, but if you're acting like you are you have no place to go, you're not identifying an address, and you're acting crazy like this guy.

SPEAKER_08 46:40

Oh, I'm sure if it came down.

SPEAKER_09 46:41

And they weren't mean to him, they didn't slap him around or cuff him or throw them to the ground or case him or nothing.

SPEAKER_08 46:48

They just treat him like a simpleton, really. And he just trolls them. It's hilarious.

SPEAKER_09 46:53

Having chunks of peanut butter on your face like sunblock is definitely gonna get some attention. And it's also gonna help you find not just the dog you're looking for, but a lot of dogs. Yeah, we're gonna be all over your ass.

SPEAKER_08 47:04

You gotta pick up squirrels, maybe squirrels and birds and kinds of critters, bugs, flies, everything.

SPEAKER_07 47:12

Oh my god. That's funny.

SPEAKER_08 47:14

Well, I really uh well, unless I can find another uh another YouTube clip, because all my clips I can't I'd have to try and sign into uh your app.

SPEAKER_07 47:25

I'm hoping Victor calls us back one of these days. Yeah, that would be nice.

SPEAKER_09 47:29

We're getting we've uh we're I mean, I'm looking at the recording time. We're at 52 minutes, so we're not, you know, we're getting close anyway. Right, right.

SPEAKER_08 47:37

I did bring more that I might have on uh on YouTube instead of X here. Hold on. I'm not really seeing much, and I'm going way back. Oh, here's one. Oh, this guy's pretty cool. Yeah, I like this guy. This is actually one of the few judges I like. If you ever get a chance to watch this guy, if you like watching court stuff, and I kind of do. I think I'm gonna know who you're talking about. Yeah, this guy's cool. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

Too bad, so that statement. I smell marijuana. You look intoxicated because it looks like they what he walked away, and the cops didn't want him to walk away. And so now they need a reason to arrest him.

SPEAKER_04 48:23

Perhaps, but he's in custom, he's in jail just sitting there. You know, I'm with you. Okay, be careful when you're out there. It's hard enough as it is. Don't give anyone else the power to even bring more, you know, trouble on your life. All right. Yes, sir. All right, man. Good luck.

SPEAKER_06 48:39

Here are unforgettable moments when judge saved people from evil cops. Michael Jones was standing outside a residence when officers arrived in response to a disturbance call.

SPEAKER_08 48:49

But all right, now I should say this guy's good and I like to watch him, but it they aren't all like this. Like a lot of the times there's people he's really hard on. Like he's a hard ass when he wants to be. Yeah, I mean, and this is one where it just happens to be a bunch of times where he's like, nah, you don't have proof of probable cause or whatever. Yeah, you're dismissed. Get out of here. Be careful. You know, he's he's actually one of the fairest judges I've ever seen. And I've been to court a lot of times, and I've seen a lot of judges like, what the fuck is this guy doing? He's just rubber stamping, whatever. He's not, you know, he's out to lunch. He's not even he might as well not even be here. I'm serious. I mean, I've been to court many times, more times than I, you know, than I wanted to. That's your on both sides. You know, but anyway, yeah, that's crazy. All right, you might as well play the uh final clip. Oh, the one you said stand up and clap, that one? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, you ruined it. You're not supposed to give the stage directions before the production. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

On a sterly move. Let's get to this. First of all, why are we funding anyone else's military when we don't have money for ourselves, our needs? And it applies it directly to Israel on this one. Yeah, I feel through Israeli people, but y'all keep electing the Laiku party. And ain't just Netanyahu. Smotric, not a good dude. Ben Gabir, these guys celebrate slaughtering people. We're not okay with that. We're not supporting that. If Israel wants to get serious about getting peace in the Middle East, it starts with stop the encouragement of these settlements. Why are we funding? Why are we allowing them to fund these settlements? That's not operating in good faith. You're the more powerful entity here. You make the first concession showing that we're being serious and we want this. And we're gonna do that by not having these settlers keep taking your territory, harassing you. Just being everything they accounted Hamas as being, that's how they're behaving. I'll be honest, as Americans, how would we behave if we were treated the way the Palestinians were? Are we just gonna tolerate that? No, we'd be standing up, we'd be outraged, we'd be rebelling. Hamas doesn't represent all the Palestinian folks, just the way the Black Party doesn't represent all the Israeli folks. But they got choices, and they're choosing to support people like Netanyahu and Ben Gabir and Smotric. And I'm not okay with them. I'm sure not cool funding them, and I'm sure not cool with Masad continually spying on us and trying to influence our elections and influence our populace. The Mogas miss a key couple letters and they're America first. It should be Americans first, the people. Thank y'all.

SPEAKER_10 51:34

Wow.

SPEAKER_09 51:37

I know he's not the only one who feels a lot of people feel that way.

SPEAKER_08 51:44

All right, let's pull a Tim Dillon. Good night, folks. Like, subscribe, like, comment, share, subscribe, do all the things, especially the subscribe one. 904-549-9024. Don't forget it.

SPEAKER_09 51:58

All right. Thanks, guys. All right. See you guys. We'll catch you later.