The Lion, The Wigga, and The Ayatollah - RTB Ep. 7

Join the whole team! Alec, KC, Huwe, and Don are back for a longer than usual buzzed conversation about what's going on lately! New episode every Monday!

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:04

Welcome to the sho the show. Welcome. Welcome back.

SPEAKER_06 0:07

Welcome. Welcome to the show. Cheers, boys. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

SPEAKER_05 0:12

I'm four I'm four beers deep.

SPEAKER_07 0:15

You're four voodoo's deep? Yeah, dude. I got I was really nervous today for some reason. I was like, I gotta crack some of these IPAs open before the boys get here.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

And then they just they kept flowing, dude. They just kept flowing.

SPEAKER_09 0:26

I had one before I came over. I was like, man, I'm gonna be reading.

SPEAKER_07 0:29

Slinging out some controversial things. My hat's on sideways right now. I feel like Will Smith. So it's uh what's that Sylvester Stallone movie where uh he turns his hat backwards whenever he arm wrestles? He's like, it's like a switch. I have that's pretty good. It's like a switch. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 0:47

I've seen that one.

SPEAKER_07 0:47

It's like a switch, but it's not about how hard you can get.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

You gotta cut me. It's like a switch. Oh man. How's y'all's week going?

SPEAKER_07 1:00

Dude, honestly, just coming, still coming down from the weekend, to be quite honest with you. Like Charles? Donovan, I wish you could have been there, dude. Yes. Charles was a fucking movie.

SPEAKER_09 1:09

I tried to talk her into it. Apparently, babies bring good luck. So I was like, hey, we hit this long time.

SPEAKER_07 1:16

Dude, we might have all been pregnant this weekend, dude. We were fucking deep. I had a whole bed available. I needed a big spoon. You know? Huey finally, as soon as you get there, Huey finds a blackjack table, and he's like, I gotta play the funniest shit. He's on the blackjack table, and every single time the dealer passes out the cards, Huey like tucks his head down like this. And he was on chat GPT looking at like the roots. I'd screenshot it, I'd screenshotted a uh little cheat sheet from ChatGPT. Like what to split, what to like. Because you wouldn't let me pull out my phone and just like look at it, so I had to be like fucking Peyton standing behind Huey, and every single time you put his head down, Peyton was like, is he getting bad cards or something?

SPEAKER_08 1:54

He looks sad. It was Huey like looking up if he should like fall or bet or double down. It was so funny as Chat GPT right there.

SPEAKER_07 2:04

Like, okay, if you get this card and that card, you should double down.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

Like he had the rules to that shit.

SPEAKER_07 2:09

How did they not kick you off the table? I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to. You can actually tell people what to do. Like, you can't do that in Vegas. Like, uh, like you can ask them, like, what would you do right here? Right across the table, yeah. Supposedly the guys at the table had no idea what to do at any point in time. There was at the table, there was like one guy who uh he was like seasoned and playing it. But my mistake was assuming the guy next to my right and to my left, like play frequently. Yeah, like I didn't the guy next to the guy to my left was like down 900 bucks. They were all in blazers, they could have fooled my ass. And then the guy to my right was like, this is my first time playing this. Yeah, he said he was like the guy next to me is down $900. Oh, he was but he was just absolutely disregarding all the advice that the guy like down the table was giving him. When we first got to the table, there was one of the dudes that was like, hey, you want to play? And he like had chips in his hand and was like going like this to me. And I don't know if he was offering me chips or not. And a part of me was like, Yeah, I'll play just to grab the chips and then fucking immediately cashing out. Like soon as I run away.

SPEAKER_09 3:05

I had been at a blackjack table with my buddy one time, and I had like, I mean, I had shit to bed and I lost all my money. And because we had such a hot run, they paid for my next hand. Yeah, next hand hit, we kept going, and we kept going. I mean, we were on the table to like 6 a.m. I ended up paying them back, but I mean he would pay for my next hand because it was like uh almost like baseball superstition. Yeah, it was like superstition. If you if you break the table, then it's all goes to shit.

SPEAKER_05 3:30

Casino superstition, dude.

SPEAKER_07 3:31

It's a r it's a real thing, bro. If you're if you're but that's how they get you, also it's like if you're up, you're like, well, I can't and and you know what's funny is like when you're at the casino, no matter what scenario you're in at the moment, you find an excuse to keep playing because you're like, well, I'm down bad. If I keep playing, I'll get my money back. But if you're up, you're like, well, I can't stop now. I can like fucking triple this and get even more money. And that's like how they get you no matter what.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

Yeah, Huey uh threw 350 on red.

SPEAKER_07 3:53

Dude, it was Dude, it was so sick. I lost I lost my money, and then I won it back and more, and then I was like, you know what? This is not chaotic enough. I was on a heater. Let me just put all of it on red. All of y'all said no, and only Casey was like, do it. Do it, do it. I'm glad you listened, Casey, because I was thinking black.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

So we left the casino and like drank beers in the room and then uh walked around a little bit for probably like two hours. It was probably like five o'clock in the morning. Where I'm going back up to my hotel room. I get off the elevator, like putting the key card in the door, I get a text from Huey, and it says like, hey, I'm back down at the casino if you want. Well, so I showed it to Kinsey and she was like, No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 4:38

Well, like what I had done, so I I I did because uh like I was like, I I gotta I gotta help my boy out, you know. Let me let me let me dip for a second. And uh, because I was sharing a room with uh with with Alec and his lady, and uh I was like let me dip in a few. We went straight to bed by the way, like immediately went to sleep by the way. You lost money for no reason. I was like, I'm gonna go I was like, I'm gonna go down and I'm gonna go gamble or whatever, which I was just planning. I was gonna I was gonna get a little slutty treat, just like just like uh KC did. I was just gonna get a little slutty treat, and I was like, you know what, I should go gamble. And I sprinted to to the golden nugget. I actually ran. I ran Oh you went to the nugget? You went back to the nugget? I ran. Oh my god. I sprinted.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

I was counting it the next morning. I was like, I can get him a little bit more. Hughes still has to cash out. When Kenzie was like, he cashed out last night. We don't have to go to the casino. I was like, fuck. Can I just go throw somebody on red? Or can I just go pick a code? Dude, I'm telling you about roulette. Yeah, we need to leave this, dude. Dude, but that night, uh, when we did get back up to the hotel room, I sat in the dark at five o'clock in the morning and ate so many sweet treats. Yeah, dude, in case you were fucking dessert. In my underwear. With your hands. At the little mini tip. Yeah, I didn't have a fork. I was eating cake with my hands. In my underwear while the old lady slept in the bed. That's what I imagined a gold hood was. Yeah, dude, all the nice white hotel sheets were like chocolate. We'll just stand.

SPEAKER_07 6:05

That's gotta be the best feeling. You're because like you lose your money. Either way, like if you're down, like ice cream and cake, like make everything better. Like you're down bad at the casino, you're like, fuck it, I'll get some crazy. I'm a fucking adult, dude. I can have this whatever I want. I'll eat cake with my fucking hands.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

Yeah, that was fun too.

SPEAKER_07 6:23

Yeah, but we like we had like the bright idea to like uh go grab like some dude. The loans, the voodoo rangers also changed my life. Like, we went we went to uh like the local Walmart like before we went back to the casino. We're like, dude, we gotta get some some beers that have in the room so we can like pre-game, because like we didn't know how the the the drink service was gonna be.

SPEAKER_05 6:41

We're like, we gotta get some beers to pre-game before we hit the casino.

SPEAKER_07 6:44

And then like we went there and I immediately was like looking for voodoo rangers, felt like a six-pack or whatever, and snagged them. They're so strong. Right, you have like two of them.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

You have like two of them, you're like, all right, it's like three a night, and I'm going to bed peacefully.

SPEAKER_07 6:56

Yeah, I'm like, I'm ready to it's gonna fix my drinking problem or make it worse. One of the things I'm eventually gonna plateau on the voodoo rangers.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

I'm gonna get belligerent, dude. I'll I'll start running the blackjack table with my own garage if I have to. Dude, that's all the boy could hope for. Right, it was supposed to do.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

We were like pregaming at one point.

SPEAKER_07 7:15

And when we first got to the hotel, like my like uh like my impulsive thoughts, like whenever we got to the hotel, it was like 20 floors, and I wanted to hit every button on the way up just to piss off whoever I was in the elevator with. And uh I didn't do it, and then Casey comes over to our hotel, or we go over to their hotel, and on the way down he does it and he spazzes. It's every floor, every floor on the elevator. I don't know, it like cancelled out though.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Like, so they like canceled it, and like Yeah, they they canceled it from upstairs. I guess they're watching the elf show.

SPEAKER_07 7:46

Somebody was on the camera, it was like these guys.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

You don't have to sit there like, all right, they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_07 7:52

I mean, I would have just swapped elevators.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

It's probably got some kind of alert, like some fucking sick ass white dude pressed all the buttons in your elevator, cancelled out.

SPEAKER_07 8:00

Classic, classic, classic pressing all the buttons in the elevator is like uh is like whenever you pull your pants all the way down at the urinal. Classic dude just showing your ass. He did it. He did it hell yeah. I didn't think he had it in him. I think he had it in him. He's doing the little boy beat. I would have I've ever like seen that in person, like somebody just pants on the ankles taking a piss at the urinal? Only retarded guys.

SPEAKER_05 8:23

Dude, retarded guys or geriatric guys? I was at I was at work and like there's just the dude with a walker and just had his pants around his ankles pissing that work, and I was like, damn, dude, I don't know like what to do in this scenario right now.

SPEAKER_03 8:35

I kind of want to part of me wanted to take a picture, but I could I was like, I couldn't, I couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_09 8:41

I mean, if you're geriatric and you want to do that, you're just doing it for the breeze at that point.

SPEAKER_07 8:45

They never have an ass though, the geriatric uh boomers, dude. Fucking it's like a concave. They have a shit. Oh, it's like a wrinkled t-shirt. Don't give me don't get me started on the geriatric boomers. They're they piss me off so bad, bro. I did see that one time at an Astros game, though, and it actually like it went platinum in that bathroom. Oh yeah. Yeah, I got he was wearing the Paul Wall jersey. People came out of like the stalls, they're like, What I miss? Like, the funniest shit ever. The funniest shit ever. Dude, Jordan had a grand slim, and I saw some dude's dick and balls in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_09 9:13

The ass is when they pull them all the way to their ankles and then they lift their shirt up. You gotta lift the shirt up.

SPEAKER_06 9:18

Lifting the shirt up is crazy. Yeah, the leg charles is fucking sick though. We um it's fun. Yeah, he he like Casey's like the slot man. Like, he's just like I don't get slots. I can't do it. I I can't, I never hit on him. Every once in a while, like I'll turn 10 into 50, but that's like no more than that. He'll like he's like, yeah, me 1200 bucks on the slots, and I'm just like, bro, how?

SPEAKER_09 9:38

I watch a thousand TikToks of like people playing slots, and then they're like, all right, max bet, max bet, and I just burn $150. Like in like 30 seconds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:46

In like thirty dude, $150 will legitimately last me four hours. It lasts me like four hours. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can make my money last.

SPEAKER_06 9:56

Dude, I put bro, I was on a heater when we sat on roulette. I try, I kept telling the guys, I was like, dude, we gotta go we gotta go to roulette. Like, this is where it's at, it's where you make your money last. I sat down on roulette, I put a hundred bucks in the in the in the machine, and uh literally in 30 minutes I was up to 730. Dude, I was cooking.

SPEAKER_09 10:12

I've never had a heater on, I've only had a heater on blackjack. That's the only thing I can do. Roulette is where it's like I understand. I like I go it turned into Alan from hangover. I'm like sitting there like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.

SPEAKER_07 10:20

Yeah, all the numbers in your head. Yeah. Okay, Casey said finally sits down next to us on roulette, and he like he hit a couple on a couple numbers and was like getting his money up. And he's like, dude, this is a b- I'm gonna be here all night.

SPEAKER_09 10:30

Roulette and craps, I will never understand. My brother's game is a roulette. He'll go in, he's like, hey, put a hundred on black. And he goes in, he hits immediately, and he's like, I did that like four times. Yeah, I don't get it. Like, I mean, I try and it's just like I'm paying, I'm paying them to take my money.

SPEAKER_07 10:45

Yeah, it's it's that's how it is with slash with slack.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

That is all that you're doing.

SPEAKER_07 10:49

I mean, yeah, I will say this is like the second, second or third time. I've been to the casino. I've been in Vegas like four times, and I've been to Lake Charles like two or three times. This is only the second time I've like left up. Like most of the time they fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

I love this is one of the first times I left down.

SPEAKER_07 11:05

Really?

SPEAKER_02 11:06

How down were you? $100. That's fine.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

That's fine, dude. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:11

Uh I came back with like $350, like $400 profit.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Something. And then I lost it all. I was copying the Chinese lady next to me because I was pocket watching her, and her money kept going up. She was just putting it. This bitch kept putting in 100%. She was just putting in more money. Yeah, she was just putting in more money for no reason. She was still there. She was still there when I went there in the morning.

SPEAKER_09 11:38

Apparently, Baccarat is the game to play. Dude, I can't. I don't figure it out. I can't figure it out. You bet on the player or the dealer, and like it had it pays the best odds. So Baccarat.

SPEAKER_06 11:48

They say the same thing about craps. Hughie told me he was like, yo, if I get fucked up and head to the craps, they will like put me in a headlock.

SPEAKER_07 11:54

It was like, don't let me play crabs whatsoever. You feel like if you like uh whenever I played it, I actually like had like a hot hand for like a second where like I was rolling and I don't know what the rules are happening. I just know that people weren't mad at me. And they kept giving me the dice. Yeah. And I was like, I'm him right now. Yeah, if a black dude hands you the dice and crabs, you're like on a fucking you're on like you're king of the hill, right? Yeah, listen. They're dabbing you after the whole table's dapping you up after like every roll, and then and then then you eventually you shit the bed and you're like, you're fucking nuts. It's all it is only a matter of time of place.

SPEAKER_09 12:26

That's my biggest fear. Like, my biggest fear when I go to the craps table is like I throw the dice off the table and everyone just like looks at me like completely miss the table.

SPEAKER_07 12:34

Just fucking next crab stable on top of the on top of the backboard, and you're like, oh who the fuck is this guy?

SPEAKER_06 12:40

Dude, that's how I the first time I played craps was on like on a on a cruise ship. There's this Asian, it's always the Asians, but the Asians love gambling. Oh, they love it. They love gambling. And uh there's this Asian dude named Jesse we met on the cruise on the Alaskan cruise, and I was playing roulette, and I was doing pretty good. And he's like, Man, you gotta try craps. Like craps is like statistically the best odds for you to win money. And I was like, alright, and I listen to him and I follow him over to the crab stable. I do I'm talking about in a minute and a half, I lost $150. And I was like, fuck you, fuck this crap stable. I'm going back to roulette. He's like, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, dude.

SPEAKER_05 13:12

I was like, I'm never playing craps again, bro. And I went back and I put like another $75 on roulette and got my money back. Like roulette's the only thing I enjoy playing in the game.

SPEAKER_09 13:19

I like the I like the roulette where it's uh it's like an automated roulette, I guess. It is a bunch of computer screens. That's what we played. That's what we play, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:30

Yeah, it's like a real it's a real table. Yeah, it's fucky.

SPEAKER_07 13:33

Well the real table, the the dealer one suck is because it's like it's like $15 minimum a spin, $15 to $25 minimum a spin.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Yeah, dude. That's yeah. Yeah, I don't I won't do I don't want to do the tables. Yeah, where'd all these fucking Chinese people come from?

SPEAKER_05 13:48

If I go to Vegas and there's like five dollar blackjack tables, five ten dollar blackjack tables, I'll play those. But like most of the minimum buy-ins are like twenty-five bucks.

SPEAKER_09 13:56

Yeah, no, there was I think whenever me and my buddy had went, we played a couple ten dollar ten dollar blackjack tables, and then we got up so much, and it was like they basically kicked us off at ten dollars and was like, alright, you guys gotta go play like a more minimum. And then we went to twenty-five, and that's where we met those guys that were just like I went in and I lost, and then they paid for my next hand because we were doing so hot, and then the dealer was actually kind of like helping us out. Oh split, she was like, like helping us out. That's when it's good, is like the dealers are like really working with you, like it comes to like tipping them and shit like that.

SPEAKER_05 14:37

Yeah, they work for tips. If you butter up the dealer, like they'll help you out.

SPEAKER_09 14:41

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:42

But they don't f they don't know. Do the dealers know?

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Yeah, they don't know. Do the dealers know like what's coming? Yeah, dude, that's the only person that's allowed to count cards. You think they all know how to count cards, dude?

SPEAKER_05 14:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 14:51

Uh doing it for like I mean, think about it, like doing it for as long as like I mean, if you worked in a job for 15 years, you like alright, I know it's coming next.

SPEAKER_05 15:00

Damn, yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_09 15:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 15:01

I feel like you have to, if if you're gonna be the dealer, you have to learn how to count cards early. Because if I've been there five years and I didn't know how to count cards, I'm not spending the next 10 years. I lose total the beers that I've drank. Yeah, you're like, I I'm never sure. If you don't learn it, if you don't learn how to count cards in the first five years you're there, you're like, I'm never gonna learn this shit. Yeah. I feel like it's it can't be that hard. Surely. It can't be that hard. It's retards do it all the time.

SPEAKER_09 15:26

It's not necessarily like counting cards, but it's more so like predicting what will come next. Because like if all four of us are on a table, Hughie got a king, Casey got a king, you got a king, I got a king, dealer got a king. Or or ace or a queen or whatever. There's always four kings. I mean, you're it's a gamble, but like more than likely it's gonna be a low card on the end. So it's like if you get a king and a queen and you're running twenty, and the dealer's going a king and you don't know what else. Nine times out of ten, say, and a lot of people like to split, but at the same time, it's like you're gambling. Do they have the queen too? Like, are they are they equal to you and you just push? Can you split?

SPEAKER_05 16:21

I thought you could only split on like a double.

SPEAKER_09 16:22

What's 1010?

SPEAKER_02 16:23

So, like you split.

SPEAKER_06 16:27

If your mic wasn't behind your head, I could have heard what you said. That's fair. That's fair. I don't know, they should listen to me. I fucking left big time.

SPEAKER_07 16:37

I thought I left up big time, dude. You know who I gambling is Bill Clinton. Uh huh. With his with his career. Dude, yeah. Oh gosh, dude.

SPEAKER_09 16:45

That's my favorite fucking video.

SPEAKER_07 16:46

Bro, have you seen the there's the video with the video is even there's the uh have you seen the video of like the him like flipping through the pictures? I thought it was him getting his dick sucked. I thought that's what we were talking about. No, bro, it was like the deposition.

SPEAKER_09 16:57

They're showing him pictures of like the Epstein files. He snatches it from them and it's like he's like reminiscent. Dude, he's a reminiscent of course. Yeah, he's looking at my Snapchat memory.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

He's like and like smiling and like looking through like teared eyes. Like, oh I remember this.

SPEAKER_07 17:14

89. Dude, his lord snatched the book from him because he was like giving away too much evidence.

SPEAKER_09 17:19

I mean, he was like happy as could be. He was just like, oh my god, this is like these are such the good days.

SPEAKER_08 17:24

I mean, at that point, I sleep this for years.

SPEAKER_07 17:27

If you're him, like like you're like, what's the worst they can do to you? Like, I feel like he's at the age where you can just choose when you're gonna die. That is, bro. I'm just gonna sleep a little bit harder tonight than I did the the last 38 years of my life. That's what Tim Dylan was said. Tim Dylan was like, yeah, if the Clintons are smart, like they should go into court right now, knowing that they're never gonna achieve the power that they've like sought out for their entire careers, and just burn everything down, be like, yeah, we did it. We killed the babies, we ate the babies, we did it, and so did him, and so did him. And then they just go in there and they're sinking with the ship right now. There's like a mountain of evidence piled up on the Clintons, and they're like, That wasn't me. I didn't do that.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

It's like they're just buttons.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

Clearly, there's 13-year-old girls giving you a back massage.

SPEAKER_07 18:15

Bro, it's crazy. You left a review on Yelp. Hillary Clinton might actually be a demon.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Maybe.

SPEAKER_07 18:21

I don't know. I feel like if you actually like ate babies and like it's supposedly because obviously they're eating babies, like, because uh the theory is like, you know, it's this is uh like the key to health or whatever is gonna prolong your life. I feel like they would look like the pinnacle of health, bro. She looks like Hillary Clinton's actually 400 years old. It's a shitty looking 400-year-old. That's a great looking 400-year-old, dude. She looks like I've never seen a 400-year-old, so I wouldn't. Not one like that. It's the dream. She looks like fucking Oscar Meyer turkey breast. She dude, she did it. I'm like, okay, I'm a huge conspiracy theorist. Y'all know this shit. They question her about frazzle drip. And like, I'm talking about as soon as they dropped the F.

SPEAKER_05 19:05

Okay, there's a on Anthony Wiener's laptop, there's a file called Life Insurance. Are you familiar with the video under the file life insurance? And as soon as they said a frazzled drip, her entire team was like, This is out of order. We can't talk about this. This is out of order.

SPEAKER_07 19:19

And Hillary Clinton's like, doing subconsciously doing the same thing that she did in the video, like holding her face like this, like putting on the kids' face. You know what frazzled trip is? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 19:31

Casey, you remember Frazzle Drip, dog?

SPEAKER_07 19:33

Me and Casey spiraled in high school about this shit, bro. Yeah, I think. Yeah, dude. There's okay. It's not fun. Um, I wouldn't recommend seeking out this video. There's only what smiles in this room. It sounds like it's fun. I mean, we're over it. This is old news. This is old news. It's not a conspiracy, bro. This shit is for real. This shit, she did this shit. So it's like it was like satanic, like ritualistic shit. And like supposedly in this video, they have her on file of their like essaying, there's like a group of people like like assaulting a child on video. And like Hillary Clinton like cuts off the kid's face and wears it. And like shows the kid of her wearing this face. And this is when the WikiLeaks happened. Like in 20, what was it, 2012?

SPEAKER_04 20:22

Yeah, somewhere around there. The WikiLeaks happened and they leaked Anthony Wiener's laptop shit, and they had all these files on it.

SPEAKER_05 20:30

Someone dug and dug and dug, and they found this file, and they found this video and they leaked it, and it went everywhere. And they they cut it off the internet pretty quick, dude. They cut it off pretty quick.

SPEAKER_07 20:40

But like, so bro, Peyton's mom swears up and down that she has seen this video of like Hillary Clinton doing that shit. And this was way before AI. This was like way before CGI, CGI, AI bullshit.

SPEAKER_05 20:53

Transformers just look pretty good.

SPEAKER_06 20:55

Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know. But she swears up and down, she's like, it was Hillary Clinton. She's like, there's no way around it. It was broke.

SPEAKER_07 21:01

God forbid a woman gets a new skincare routine. That's not all I'm saying. It's fucking silly, dude.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

The MC files could have been so much cooler. I don't they gotta know like all that weird satanic shit. It could have just been like Hillary Clinton getting like fucking back shots or like something. Throwing it back, dude. She dead ass is Hillary Clinton like cum shots. Why does she have to put on a child's face? Because we've all seen the cum shots, dude. I've never seen Hillary Clinton cum shots.

SPEAKER_07 21:28

Why can't you just get Eiffel Towered by like two senators?

SPEAKER_02 21:34

I don't know if y'all ever. Why couldn't it just be like political porn? Like, uh, oh my god. It's political. Yeah, but that's fucking lame as fuck. I don't that's nasty. That's weird. Yeah, it sucks. Why can't we see AOC's milkers? Yeah, sure, she's like a bitch, but like she's also retarded, but like that's like

SPEAKER_09 22:00

I said, you know, you can deal with it for that long, you know.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

We should it should have just been like the video of like Clinton getting sucked off or something.

SPEAKER_09 22:18

Speaking of Clinton getting sucked off, it was like uh I don't know if you remember LimeWire, but it was like I would try to download a song from Limewire, and nine times out of ten, if it was a virus, it was Clinton's speech was like, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Every time. I remember like it's a core childhood memory of Clinton's speech of I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Every time that we try to like burn CDs and shit like that. It was always that, and I was like, fuck, that's the one song I wanted. That's a tough remix right there, too.

SPEAKER_07 22:48

Yeah, has there been a rapper that's like used that as like an intro? That should be our intro. Somebody from Griselda has done that by the time. Yeah, that it's gotta be. That should be our intro. Or it's been like, yeah, it's been like chopped up.

SPEAKER_09 23:00

I did not have sexual relations.

SPEAKER_07 23:02

Yeah, it's bad, dude. Um, I don't want to get all into the conspiracy theories right now because I'll talk about it until Tuesday, but dude, it's bad. And it's also real. Um 100% it's real. And that that's the reason we're we're like just bombing everybody who has a skin tone darker than mine right now. Like we're just going to war with everyone because they're like, fuck this. It's gonna be an indoor summer. It's gonna be it's gonna be 2016 Fortnite summer. You're gonna bleach your your skin. Like my balls. Shit's getting so bad in our government that they're gonna drop the cheapest battle pass you've ever seen for Fortnite.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

Like, they're gonna be like, wait, guys, look.

SPEAKER_07 23:40

$2.99.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Uh OG Skeleton Fortnite? $299.

SPEAKER_07 23:44

Yeah, they're gonna the uh the the nostalgia porn is gonna uh go up higher than ever. They're gonna they're gonna bring back a lot of old movies. Yeah, yeah. Like for the girlies, it is like the Devil War's Prada sequel. Remember what I'm gonna do. Oh, remember that. What would be like from like 2000? Because like now, like I don't know, maybe I girls are like starting to like get into conspiracy theories and shit too. Or maybe they always have been, but like it's just but the there's the nostalgia porn is like through the root. Oh, we're gonna drop fucking Star Wars 10. Uh we're gonna God I hope not.

SPEAKER_06 24:12

I hope not either.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

All the Leonardo DiCaprio and Christian Bale are supposed to do Heat 2.

SPEAKER_06 24:18

That one might be good.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

It's depending on who it's directed by. Heat uh like the like the heist movie? Yeah, yeah. I remember uh I think it's supposed to be like a possibly like a prequel to Heat. Are they supposed to be different characters? I don't know. All that I know is that they both agreed to it and then they're both gonna do it. I don't know anything about it.

SPEAKER_07 24:40

I I know like Dane Cook was like a polarizing comedian, but he used to have a funny bit about like uh every he's like like every guy in this room, everybody here, more than like more than sex tonight, like more than a threesome even would rather be part of a heist.

SPEAKER_06 24:55

Oh yeah, I would love to be a part of a heist, bro. A successful heist?

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Yeah, let's just fucking cut this podcast off and plan on a heist. I got another one and a half I can spin here. What the fuck are we doing?

SPEAKER_07 25:08

You would have a good alibi. Like I was in Colorado.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

Yeah, actually, I'm on a podcast. You can check the timestamp. He just disappeared in the podcast. Recording.

SPEAKER_06 25:17

I'd love to be a part of a podcast.

SPEAKER_07 25:19

What would our roles be? I feel like it's a given that like Don is like the tech guy. Don't like, I'm in the mainframe. I'm the talker, bro. I'll be the talker. Yeah, you're uh you're dealing with like you're you're putting all the cashiers and shit at ease. Yeah. I'll be like, Don't not with these fucking assholes. I don't know who they are. Well, not even like that. He's like, I come on, sweetheart. Uh I know you know the code. You're like uh you're like I know you fucking hate Ben Affleck, but you're like Ben Affleck in the town where he's like he's like, hey, I know your hands are shaking. You grab her hand and you can't make it. You came in at work today. You knew this was gonna be a shitty day. I'm spicing it up a little bit. You you caress her hand, you're like, hey, I know you know the code.

SPEAKER_05 25:50

Yeah. You can't get around me. You can't bullshit a bullshitter. I know you know the code, bitch.

SPEAKER_07 25:54

You're your your inner ear like ASMR, you're like, let's fuck. I know you know Let's fuck ASMR. What you're doing later. Recent YouTube searches. And then uh either myself or KC is a sketchy one. Like the last minute add-on where you're like, I don't know about this guy.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Yeah. I don't even why are we doing this, guys? This is retarded. When the alarms start going off, I'll just panic and get the hell out of here! I'll just leave, I'll run on foot.

SPEAKER_07 26:28

I feel like I for sure die first. You think so? Yeah, I I get shot the fuck up. Like those in with no weapon because you want to like challenge anybody to a g match that like tells you no. Get on the ground. They like they empty the clip in me. And they're like, like, why? Why did they need 18 bullets on this guy? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 26:45

Dude. The smart thing though is to go for the small bills. Like in uh, what was that movie? The Hell and High Water or whatever. Hell of High Water. Hell or High Water Water. It was hell of a hell of high water. 10 fives and ones only. All the all the ink packs are in the higher bills.

SPEAKER_07 27:04

So that's cool with me.

SPEAKER_05 27:05

We'll just hit fucking six banks.

SPEAKER_07 27:07

Give me all your two dollar bills. Give me all your two dollar bills right now. Yeah. Just walk out of there with 48 bucks.

SPEAKER_06 27:16

Alright, dude, six more stops to go.

SPEAKER_07 27:18

Breakfast on e boys. We spent 76 on breakfast. So we're actually in the home a little bit. You're spending life in prison for a breakfast at Waffle House.

SPEAKER_08 27:28

The fucking movie with the Waffle House at Lake Charles. The waitress, bro, was such a sp.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Can I top you off? I shouldn't have said that. Sorry, that guy.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

She caught the She was such a fucking dude. She was on stuff.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

The first time she came to our table, she was like, oh, you guys gotta calm down. Dude, dead ass.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

What the fuck are you talking about? She gets to the table, she's like, Y'all need to give me a minute, and we're like, we could not have we could not have been like less energy.

SPEAKER_07 27:58

We're a waffle house. We're all hung over. We could not have had less energy. Yeah. Can I top you off? Like, we're here. As a matter of fact. Bro, she like pulls up to the table and is immediately spazzing. Like, made all of us uncomfortable. She was like, You guys need to calm down. Y'all need to give me a second. And we're like, bitch, we didn't even fucking you didn't even say hello. This is crazy. She gets up and she was spazzing the whole time. She had to like re-re like reread our orders back to us like three times.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

Because I done, I guess she just didn't get them down, right?

SPEAKER_02 28:31

Yeah, it's like, yeah, just bring me whatever the fuck Waffle House makes at this point. Three all-star breakfasts. Just give me a fucking wild.

SPEAKER_07 28:38

Please don't ash, just don't ash her black and mild into whatever you make me, and I'm fine with it. She was a lot lizard, for sure. She was a lot lizard. Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

She was a fucking uh fentanyl addict. For sure. Yeah, she she was post-lean serving tables. That was a good intro.

SPEAKER_07 28:58

I think she she might have been beaten at some point because whenever I handed my card, she's like, flick. Yeah, she was a spazz, dude. She was a spazz, bro. That was the best waffle ever.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

She thought it was like a ninja star or something.

SPEAKER_07 29:14

Yeah, you put it, she was like a coin slot machine, dude. Motherfuckers are from the future. It was bad, bro. It was a great waffle though.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Breakfast was fantastic. The better the waffle house will be. Dude, yeah. It's the same thing. Oh uh. No, I don't even know what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_05 29:34

My favorite thing about getting ready for this podcast is like everyone being self-conscious about what they're wearing on camera.

SPEAKER_07 29:42

And I love Huey's shirt.

SPEAKER_08 29:44

The fentanyl addict shirt. Where did you even get that?

SPEAKER_07 29:49

I've I have this shirt and then I have another one that says uh gay for the money, call me a bagot. Next episode, next episode. One of Houston's fun. When I wear this fentanyl addict shirt with the guy slumped over on it, sometimes I'll be walking down the street and uh the looks like it from actual like fentanyl addicts, I don't like does this guy no ball, or is he is he just appropriating my culture? Like is my is my culture his costing right now?

SPEAKER_09 30:21

I mean you work downtown, so it's like you you're accustomed to the fentany, just the Oh yeah, I'll I'll walk blocks just shoulder to shoulder with like a just zombie land?

SPEAKER_07 30:32

Yeah. I actually I had an interesting encounter uh like on like Tuesday. Uh I was walking down like Main. I just go for like walks, especially when it's not fucking pure butt sweat weather outside. It's actually uncharacteristically nice in Houston. I went for a walk and uh first thing I see is full uh recreational crack user in Houston. One of Houston's finest. Uh amateur crack user, maybe going pro soon, maybe getting his pro card soon. And going nealing, bachelor's. Yeah. Uh dress for the job you want. No, he he was in full blackface. I sent I sent y'all the photo on the group chat. Full full blackface. And uh which blackface is fine. Provided provided that the rest of you is naturally black. And uh I couldn't, being a good citizen I am, I couldn't let it slide. I told him, I was like, hey, knock it off. This isn't cool. And he responds, he he retorts, and I was like, okay. Alright, we're gonna have to be on the pod soon. We're on the same page. Just a few blocks later, uh, I run into uh this this other um one of his teammates, uh another recreational crack user, and uh she swipes at me. She's like coming towards me, she swipes at me. Dude, it's like a crawler and stuff like that. Press circle to evade, trying to get on the bus. She swipes at me and then calls me the n-word, and she's like, ah, ruin the country. And then calls me the n-word again.

unknown 32:20

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_07 32:21

Yeah, dude, we're on the same page where you're giving me mixed signals right now. And I'm like, like, once again, not black. Once again, couldn't let it slide. I said, hey. He's two blocks that way. Knock it off. The guy you're looking for, he you just missed him.

SPEAKER_09 32:41

God, the battle between those two must be insane.

SPEAKER_07 32:44

I see you're like, uh, I I the these two events did actually happen, and like whenever those happened, like it was like kind of near the corner. Like, we're in the we're in the fucking uh like the banking district. What were they? People were like walking around and shit. And uh, and I see like I see like uh a couple people are like in shock and like two people were just like laughing. And they're like, what like you're like, yeah, that'll that'll wake you up. And I was like, what the fuck? And she just got just goes on a tear, like, just talking to herself.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

Dude, we were talking about this on the way to like Louisiana too. It's like uh crack is so cheap. Yeah, crack is so cheap, it's like cheaper than Lil Caesars.

SPEAKER_07 33:20

Yes, dude, I we'll uh I was with my coworker one day and uh we saw this guy like just because we're we're near Dakon Park. There's a our office parking is like shares parking with the stadium. And uh this is the big parking lot. We'll see people just tweaking, just like going across the parking lot, like literally coming up on crack, like just running just living their best life. Yeah, endless entertainment. Uh like like Squidward, just like looking out the window. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's having fun. And I look at my cooker, I was like, how much is like how much is a hit of crack? Like, what's it actually cost? It does cost your mind. It's it's like five or ten bucks. Dude, it's such a hard deal. You can't do shit for five or ten dollars, dude. You can't do anything for five or ten dollars, bro. It's such a good deal. A movies, dinner in movies is twenty five hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_04 34:06

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_07 34:07

You gotta take a loan out to go watch Walter. My my fucking experience account takes a hit. I can I got a hard inquiry.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

Anytime you want to send them a six, your credit gets fucked, bro. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 34:21

Like I would, you know, I'm not gonna lie. If like if I was down bad on money and I was looking to have fun for a night and someone offered me a five dollar hit of crack cocaine, I'd probably it would cross my mind of whether or not I should do it. Five dollars? I looked at my coworker, I was like, what are we doing here? You can't get on the hot you can't get on fucking I-10 for without without less than five dollars, bro.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

More than five dollars. It's like so expensive to do anything now.

SPEAKER_04 34:46

What do you think of that, Casey?

SPEAKER_03 34:48

Dude, I don't even know.

SPEAKER_08 34:50

Casey's like zo down.

SPEAKER_03 34:52

Is Booty Rangers talking to you right now? No. Uh whatever, cut that.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

What is happening? What's going on in the world that there's a war with Iran? There is a fucking war with Iran. That's what I've been thinking about. Casey's fucking sounding. I'm thinking about I'm at war with my coworkers right now. That's what I'm thinking about. Uh my entire week is ruined. Thank you, coworker. Uh Iran.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 35:21

You know, I wanted to have a Bob Bob, wipe it off the face of the fucking earth. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I gotta go to work tomorrow. I don't care.

SPEAKER_06 35:30

I gotta go clean shit out of someone's toilet tomorrow. You don't give a fuck about the ayatollah?

SPEAKER_02 35:34

I cannot give a fuck. I cannot give a oh, oh I don't care about it. Don't bomb I ran. Do bomb on rent, do whatever the fuck you want. It doesn't affect you. I did see earlier too. Because I still have to go to work tomorrow. Yeah. I ran this. One of your bombings is gonna fucking if I get a week off of work, I'll have an opinion on that. If I gotta go to work tomorrow, I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 35:56

I ran this, I ran that, bro. I ran to the bank. Dog, I'm about this money.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Yeah. I told you you gotta pay me for this plumbing. Fuck you guys. Don't call me. I don't want to do your plumbing anymore. I'm over it. I I don't want to work anymore. I want to sit at my house and I'm gonna collect checks from the government. Yeah, then we gotta pay this podcast, and that's it. I want to listen to these fucking three retars say stuff for a paycheck. I'm not doing any more work anymore. I just started right now, I'm quitting my job.

SPEAKER_07 36:23

Yeah, I can just imagine like Casey like cleaning the of the shit out of someone's toilet and cleaning.

SPEAKER_04 36:28

What do you think about the Ayatollah? How Ayotola?

SPEAKER_07 36:32

The Ayatollah bowl.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

That's the next fucking that's the next advertisement for the war, dude. Yeah, and that's the case. Or they're gonna send Tucker Katarison out there.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

Yeah, Tucker Kotar, fucking kill him too. Kill them all. Kill them all. I don't I could not give a fuck the amount of uh well I can't say that. Um there's been so many times where like we're recording. Dude, I've had such a fucking shitty week.

SPEAKER_07 36:56

There's been so many times where we're recording I'll be like, yo, this is a funny clip. This is a funny clip. In case you backdoor me a text be like, yo, hey, by the way, you can't post this shit. You can post all of this. I sobered up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

Yeah, send them to my house. I'll defend my house with honor. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do that around my bedroom door. What about your uh Muhammad joke? Oh the prophet Muhammad uh went up to the mountains on a spiritual journey, and he came back to his wife with his visions and stories, and she said, uh, Muhammad, you are a prophet. And he believed her, and that was uh the one and only time that any Middle Eastern man has considered or believed the opinion of a woman. And uh I'll tell you what, they're not wrong in beating the fuck out of their wives because that was the most retarded shit I've ever heard. And it set them back forever. And uh now I believe Mohammed after after his uh wife then I think he started and I I think the people that follow in his footsteps do the same thing. At least uh dude, the Muslims in or whatever, the Somalis, Muslims, whatever that's in Minnesota. I'm not a Vikings fan, I don't give a fuck. Just get him out of here.

SPEAKER_04 38:14

Get him out of where I'm from. Casey, what do you when is your mayor when is your mayor campaign run? Your mayoral run?

SPEAKER_02 38:21

As soon as they start letting retarded alcoholics with no experience run for mayor, I'm there. Should I run for mayor straight off uh I promise you I would vote for you, dude.

SPEAKER_09 38:33

Young Republican meetings with OKCM. I would vote for you.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

I'll tell you what, I think uh if Gavin. I would hold signs out. If they elected Gavin Newsom, why can't I? Yeah, if Gavin Newsom. For sure. Yeah, what are your thoughts on boomers? Boomers? Uh like the I don't know. Once a week I drink with my book. Boomers is a fucking dude. I drink with my grandpa a lot. That's my best drinking buddy, is my grandpa, obviously, a boomer. Uh bought his house for $15,000.

SPEAKER_07 39:02

Bought his house for $15,000. With a fucking skill crane. He won the keys to his house with a fucking skill crane. He got it, you know, the chemo boardwalk where you like you make a basketball hoop. You just wanted a house.

SPEAKER_08 39:14

Three-bedroom, two bad bad house. Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 39:16

Hey, oh, you you you're spending all your fucking money on avocado toast, you piece of shit. I got into it, bro. I got it. Why don't you have a six-bedroom? I'd have a six-bedroom house. I'm like, bro, that's that's like uh that's like whenever um imagine like uh someone who plays in the uh fucking Globetrotters and they're getting pissed off at like Dwayne Wade. He's like, why aren't you scoring 60 points a game? And Dwayne Wade's like, because they don't fucking play defense in your league. Okay? That's that was that was that was fair, yeah. That was the skill set they were playing with back then. Why don't you have a fucking six-bedroom house? I'd have a six-bedroom house if I were you. You fucking got your your someone just dropped the the keys to a house on the pavement. You're like, dude, no shade to the boomers that I love. No, all shade. All shades.

SPEAKER_05 40:06

Dude, the boomers I don't like, bro. They're the fucking worst. They're the worst, bro. Boomers are like boomers are like actually idiots.

SPEAKER_07 40:16

They're like, they have like it's just like they're the most like brainwashed generation ever, and like they won't budge on their opinions in the slightest way. Like they can't be convinced otherwise.

SPEAKER_09 40:26

Yeah, it's just like what we said that you could win a fucking house at a goddamn car.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

With that said, it is your responsibility to reach out to the boomers and uh and shove them away. My grandparents, I've I've put them on when I've been put on in there, but they're not they don't they don't share the beliefs as uh sorry, cut that.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

I'm not trying to get fucking fired, Casey.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

I'm wearing my fucking company hat. Are you on this podcast right now? I had a idea, brother. I just fucking completely uh was racist for a long time.

SPEAKER_07 41:00

Oh you know?

SPEAKER_02 41:01

That's what I'm saying. Like whatever case.

SPEAKER_07 41:04

I put my grandparents on what I'm on, I got them a watermelon ice vape, okay? I had to break the ice. Did you actually? No. No.

SPEAKER_05 41:13

I would smash a vape right now.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

Me and Human earlier were talking about uh possibly having never mind. No, I want to hear this. Okay, well don't clip it. Just put it in the regular episode, but don't clip it. Uh getting uh a lady hitting a vape and blowing the smoke into your penis, and then sucking the smoke out of your penis and then blowing it into the air. And uh what kind of slow what that would unlock. A little slowbo.

SPEAKER_07 41:36

No, it'd be like I like the way the phallically inhale instead of a French inhale.

SPEAKER_03 41:42

Yeah. I like that. I like a little bit of urethra eyes. Yeah, let's get ahead of that.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

It's like uh the Vietnam War when they used to smoke weed out of shotguns.

SPEAKER_08 41:57

We just was tough, dude. That's whenever soldiers were like dying for a reason. That's when you die for a reason. Yeah, I like to make it.

SPEAKER_07 42:04

They for sure weren't dying for they're like, dude, they said they're gonna uh like like the baddest bitch in town is gonna fuck me if I fight this war right now. Yeah, bro. You used to paint like you used to paint like a picture of like the baddest bitch you've ever seen on the side of your plane. You're like, if I get back home, like there's a there's a set of double D's waiting for you. I don't know, bro.

SPEAKER_09 42:21

I heard some horror stories from my grandfather, and he was in the Vietnam War infantry, and uh one of the craziest stories that he ever told me, my mom was like shook, like I'm in talking, like staring at me, like, what the fuck did you just say? He had told me and my friends, because my friends were talking about enlisting in the military, and we were sitting there cracking some beers, and my grandpa told us that he went into Vietnam one day they went out. He wasn't supposed to carry the radio pack, and the radio pack carried it was like a big fucking I don't know what you would describe it as, like a big volt battery, and it had a big antenna with a light on it. Sniper's nightmare. I mean, you could fucking get sniped and he got hit with a 50 cal sniper in the back. The radio pack saved his life. He wasn't supposed to save it that or wasn't supposed to like wear it that day, but he just told the guy, I was like, hey, I'll like I'll I'll take it today. A 50 cal would rip through that radio inhale. No, but it like bent in and like it did like it fucked up his spine. I mean he's had back problems as long as I've known him. I think you're gonna have a cabin dude.

SPEAKER_07 43:33

I would do it I would do the same shit. I would do it. I could no mention. I would do the same shit. I'm like, dude, it was a 70 cal. It was a fucking it was a missile. I got shot in the back of the thing.

SPEAKER_09 43:45

It's the fucking 70s. The fucking radio packs were goddamn seven feet deep. I mean it depends on the distance.

SPEAKER_07 43:53

Devons are Dude, I got hit with a fucking missile back in the 70s. That is some boomer shit to just like over-exaggerate like crazy. I was fucking 90 bitches. I got hit with a missile. Dude, I would do all that if there was no internet. If you couldn't verify any of this, oh dude. I was sticks in the 60s, bro. I don't know. I do got hit with a slingshot. He got hit with a slingshot. I believe with a rock by like an 11-year-old. He got hit with some Vietnamese dude in the fucking in the in the top of a tree. He threw a rock at him. I believe him.

SPEAKER_02 44:31

One of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life, uh, one of my friends from high school had an uncle who lived with him. And uh he was like paralyzed somehow in the neck to where he couldn't he couldn't like turn his head like this, he would have to turn his whole body. And he was uh he was a 50 cal. He hit that shit popping. Whatever happened to him, um he just couldn't rotate his whole body, and we're over there swimming. He was a quadruple? This was uh no, it's just uh couldn't turn his neck. Okay. So like if you like, alright, say what's up to me, Don. What's up? Yeah, that's me, buddy. Like that. I don't know if you guys have realized this by now. It was during uh it was during Hurricane Harvey.

SPEAKER_09 45:19

I've never been hit by a 50 cal, and that's me. The fence was knocked out.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

No, well that's this is different than what this is. Um sorry. Uh the fence was knocked down. We were swimming in his backyard above ground pool right after Hurricane Harvey, and uh the fence was knocked down in his backyard. And someone asked him uh someone asked him what happened to the fence. He said uh his uncle was mowing the backyard and uh ran the lawnmower to the fence.

SPEAKER_06 45:54

He couldn't see Well but the thing is is like if you can't live left or right and you're only going forward, how do you run the lawnmower?

SPEAKER_02 46:02

I got to an argument with Devin one time and I told him like uh like hey, be careful before I fucking throw a frisbee in your uncle's direction. And uh he went he went full welcome and he was like, Are you making fun of disabled people right now? This is on Twitter. It's like uh you're being you're making fun of disabled person right now, you fucking piece of shit. Name his disability. What's it called?

SPEAKER_07 46:25

Non fucking non-neck turning disability to not look to the left or right. Yeah, there's no name for that. He's guilty.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

Non-necaholic, non-turn up.

SPEAKER_09 46:34

Alright. This is very this feels very attacking to me. He's a non-turnal. It feels very attacking to me.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

It's not attacking me, it's only attacking to Devin's. Devin uh watched the show. Hey, shout out Devin. Devin uh once our last name for the sake of you.

SPEAKER_07 46:52

Dude, you know what's so funny is like we used to be playing PlayStation, and Devin, like his uncle was like living with him and like playing, and Devin would just go mute for a little bit, and we'd be like, yo, where's Devin?

SPEAKER_03 47:03

And he would unmute his mic, and he would just cheer, and you're like, what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_07 47:09

And he would send us a Snapchat video and he would like be pissed off and he would like show it and like right next to his desk.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

His uncle had one of those electric drum sets where you plugged the headphones in, he would just be fucking spazzing all the drums, just beating the fuck out of them, dude. My mic, my uncle's playing the drums right now. That was the best. Those are the good old days, man. Was he cold? Was he cold with it?

SPEAKER_07 47:32

Supposedly it was pretty nice.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

I was like, you have to still have to turn a little bit.

SPEAKER_07 47:35

You still have to turn a little bit. It's just straight muscle memory, dude. Have you ever bought period diapers for a dog? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 47:41

My dog, my dog has uh uh some kind of uvula problem where it cannot get fixed or else it'll pretty much like kill her. I thought your uvula is in your throat. Uh vulva. Volva is the word. Volva. The the part of the pussy vulva.

SPEAKER_07 47:59

I'm getting uvula and vulva, bro.

SPEAKER_08 48:02

Oh no, creation that dog.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Uvula vulva.

SPEAKER_08 48:05

It's all dog to me.

SPEAKER_07 48:07

Instead of Korean. I'm just burst together instead of Korean.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Koreans fuck dogs. Chinese eat dogs. I pet dogs. I am a dog.

SPEAKER_07 48:22

I got that dog in me. So I stay alert. Instead of Korean.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

Dude, fucking double bangers. I'm feeling funny again.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

The booty rangers got me. Uh yeah, dude, what's up with third world countries and eating our fucking dogs? What's the deal with that? What's the deal with that? The Frenchie horse. The hood horse?

SPEAKER_07 48:52

The the French eat they eat horse?

SPEAKER_02 48:54

Oh, I thought you said Frenchie horse. Frenchie horse. Frenchie, that's the type of dog. Uh is that French? French eat horse?

SPEAKER_07 49:01

Horse. Horse. Horse. Horse. This is a full horse meal.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

Grass-fed grass-fed beef, no? What is horse meat? Because it's not beef. What is it?

SPEAKER_07 49:10

It'd be red. It'd be red. It'd be red meat. Red meat, right? So yeah, I imagine horse is probably closer to venison.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

I was gonna drop venison, but uh my red dead 2 character has eaten horse.

SPEAKER_09 49:25

I played the first one. I played the first one. I've never played the second one.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

Dude, I'll pay for you to play story mode. I swear to God. It's so fun. I want to play the second one so bad. I've heard it was nothing but great. I was like, I will tell you tonight. You have to it's literally like a movie. Because the first one, the first one I loved. Say no more, I would pay for you to play fucking Red Dead 2. It's that good. The best video game I've ever played in my entire life. So far. The story mode online is dead for Red Dead, obviously.

SPEAKER_09 49:55

So from what I've kind of gathered, it's it's insane So in the first one, you're playing as the dad, right?

SPEAKER_02 50:02

First one you're playing as John Marston, the second one you're playing as uh uh what the Oh, I can't believe I forgot his name.

SPEAKER_09 50:09

John Mulkboo. No.

SPEAKER_02 50:12

It's his son, right? No, it's not you're not playing as a son. You're playing with uh a gang member who is in the gang, so it's a prequel. Two is a prequel you're playing as a member of the gang John Marston was in before the gang split up. It's uh Arthur Morgan. Arthur Morgan. Arthur Morgan, I think of it. Legend of it. Arthur Morgan. You play as uh kind of a close friend of John Marston before the gang split up, so it's a prequel, but it is literally like a peak gaming experience. It's almost I heard it was literally a fucking like a classic Western movie. I mean the first one. The first one I can play a thousand times. Dude, this one you can play. It's literally I'm a sucker for like just old classic Western movies.

SPEAKER_07 50:56

They call you Cock Holiday. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

I'm gonna twist my mustache here. Um also if you haven't watched Tombstone, watch that. Watch that, watch that. With the rock, yeah, 21 shot. It's all three.

SPEAKER_07 51:09

I'm gonna straight beat the shit out of it.

SPEAKER_05 51:14

I'll beat the shit out of one emotion. Dude, Dark Holiday. Alright, I'll I'll go get it.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

I'll be I'll buy it tomorrow. Have y'all heard the term I'll be Huckleberry?

SPEAKER_07 51:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

That's from Tombstone. The Western movie. Really? Yeah. That was the scene.

SPEAKER_07 51:26

Yeah, that was the actual scene I used. Yeah. That was the exact scene that I used. And that's one of the best. I did not know that.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

It's been in a lot of like a lot of movie history I've ever seen in my life. Shows and movies that I've seen. There's a couple, obviously in an older Western movie, there's gonna be a couple like corny parts in the movie, but when it gets to that scene, bro, it's literally like spiked testosterone. Like it's you don't don't take tests, watch Tombstone. I saw that. No, before my workout today, I watched the Attack on Titan uh the speech before they went into war. Attack on Titan uh Irwin. Yeah. My soldiers rage. I watched it before my I hit arm day today. Don't talk to them, they don't they don't know. I know Attack on Titan, but I don't know the speech.

SPEAKER_07 52:05

That's gay.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

So I watched that show twice. I watched it in Japanese the first time and I watched it in English the second time because I watched it with Kinsey as well. And uh she doesn't do subtitles or whatever the fuck, so we watched it in English, and uh dude. Either way you watch that show that showed We should go to war. The worst, uh the worst club of all time. We put that on here. Yeah, we did the other show. We did that. We did that. I'm gonna fucking kick your ass, man. Hey, what the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_07 52:33

Did y'all ever watch uh uh MXC on Spike? Oh MXC was the greatest. It was fucking great. MXC was the greatest.

SPEAKER_09 52:40

It was like a really, really bullshit like it was like uh fuck, what's the It was like an obstacle course type fucking?

SPEAKER_07 52:49

Wipeout. Yeah, it was like wipeout. Wipeout but Japanese. But it was Japanese, but but they dubbed it. So everyone couldn't see the obstacle course when they were running through it.

SPEAKER_02 52:57

Oh you cannot jump over the ball.

SPEAKER_07 52:59

No, but they they dubbed it in English and made them just say ridiculous, funny shit. That's awesome. Look at this dumb bitch go.

SPEAKER_02 53:06

Like, uh what's the show that used to be on Spike TV? It was uh like I forget the name of it, but it was uh they would have like uh Persian Army versus Greatest Warrior, Deadliest Warriors Warriors. They go through Deadliest War, they test out all the weapons at the end, they would have like the dramatic version of the actual battle.

SPEAKER_07 53:28

Dude, they're testing it out in real life right now.

SPEAKER_02 53:31

Yeah, shout out to Israel.

SPEAKER_07 53:33

It was always it was funny, it was like uh I I anytime it was like some like like eastern country or whatever, it was always just like like oh the weapon of choice, and it was like the AK-47. No shit.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

We knew we knew this was like Yeah, like a Pirates of the Caribbean sword. Yeah, yeah, that was the best. A scabbard that shit was so awesome, could it be like US Navy SEALs versus weapon of choice, the limbs of their dead wife's legs.

SPEAKER_07 53:58

It was cool, it was cold skin. Whenever, uh whenever they would do like an individual person, it would be like Shaka Zulu versus uh William Wallace or whatever. Yeah, bro. And it was cool, like it like when like one person died, it would like mark off, it was like search and destroying Call of Duty, like one like marked off. It was always like 5v5 because wars are never five v five. Also, it's always like a million versus like five hundred thousand or some shit.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

Dude, watch Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. There's a seven v seven. Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Have you watched that? That is episode five. I watched it all. What if that's country nothing? Oh my god, it was so watching edits of fucking episode five. Skip, Sir Duncan!

SPEAKER_07 54:41

Now that like now that war is like televised, like basically I feel like that it was it that is the future. Where it's gonna be like a Hunger Games type situation where there's gonna be production involved, and they're gonna be like our best seven versus y'all's best seven. The only way I would get GoPro on.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

The liberal method, you could get you can get a right wing on a board right now. The liberal method, get rid of guns, sure. I'll agree to that if we go back to armor, shield, and sword. I'm right there. I'll join the army tomorrow. Dude, I'll dude. I'll save my life on the long sword. Give me a lightsaber.

SPEAKER_09 55:26

I want a long sword. I want a full kilt. I want yeah, everything. I want the.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

Give me the Renaissance Festival or uh I'll shoot you. Uh those those are your options, liberals. Uh give me sword and armor or uh AR-15. That's your only option.

SPEAKER_07 55:45

You remember those those pages that would pop up on Twitter where they're like ranking uh like middle evil armor? Yeah. I'd love to do that. Dude, those are large? No, no, I uh they would they would just pull up like like medieval armor or whatever, and then be like, alright, look at this build right here. Look at this helmet. What do you what do you all think of this helmet? Where does this rank out of like you know ten helmets? I I could do that all fucking day.

SPEAKER_09 56:08

Like, dude. I I want before I die on this earth, I want to go to a full LARP experience. Yeah, fucking. I want to go to a full LARP experience. One of the greatest shows. You like Game of Thrones? Knights of the Seven Kingdom, banger.

SPEAKER_02 56:25

Dude, it's uh it's nothing like House of the Dragons, like it's actually House of Dragons sucked compared to this one. This I've seen people say, like, oh I had such low expectations for uh Knight of the Seven Kingdoms because of House of Dragons, but Dude, Knights of Seven Kingdoms is episode five of that show is literally the top three TV episodes of anything I've ever seen in my life. Um it's absolute peak.

SPEAKER_07 56:50

And uh busy watching Game of Thrones, I'm getting Game of Thrones. Okay. Couldn't be me.

SPEAKER_05 57:12

I'll never know how it's gonna play.

SPEAKER_09 57:18

I can't believe you have watching it.

SPEAKER_08 57:21

What the fuck's wrong with that kid?

SPEAKER_07 57:28

This wouldn't be hard if it wasn't Metallica playing over it. Or corn, this makes it even better.

SPEAKER_01 57:36

What do you want?

SPEAKER_07 57:37

I like this. Let's see it. Let's see it. This is the same thing I was saying about the Tombstone edit. It's like the song makes me want to watch it. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:02

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 58:06

If you throw corn over Dwayne Johnson The Rock, it's fantastic movie. You can throw corn over Happy Gilmore too, and I'd be like, I'll fucking watch this shit tonight.

SPEAKER_09 58:13

The way KC 100% watch Knights of a Sun Kingdom. Because like if you like? Yeah. It's a new show. It's a new spin-off of Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_02 58:23

It's a prequel, the uh there's a child in that show's maybe like 10 years old, who's the great great grandfather to the characters of the original series.

SPEAKER_05 58:32

So it's the same series? Yeah, like I mean, it all blings in.

SPEAKER_09 58:36

I heard it's good. I mean, I watched it week by week. I was waiting every goddamn Sunday to watch it. Using the Lord's name in vain. I was waiting every goddamn Sunday to watch it. What did I just say?

SPEAKER_02 58:48

Use the Lord's name as you want.

SPEAKER_09 58:50

No.

SPEAKER_08 58:51

No.

SPEAKER_03 58:52

Who are you to judge?

SPEAKER_07 58:54

You're acting like a real Muslim right now. You guys are gonna do that. He knows my point. I get it. I love the enthusiasm, but it makes me want to not watch it the way you speak about Jesus like that. He wants you to watch this shit. I won't even see Cole was telling me about he wants you to watch this. Cole was telling me about uh The Last Temptation of Christ and like with uh Willem Dafoe, and he said it was like one of the first movies in a long time that made him cry. And he goes, dude, I wanted to read the Bible after this. And I was like, dude, that's fucking blasphemy, bro. It's not the same, it's not the same story.

SPEAKER_06 59:24

Yeah, what do you mean, really? Alright, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 59:27

What did they tempt Christ with? What did they tempt Christ with? Was it was it vape? I haven't seen it yet. Was it vape in the dickhole? I mean passion. I might fault. My both, bro.

SPEAKER_03 59:42

Dude, you're acting like he's a watermelon ice in my dickhole.

SPEAKER_07 59:48

Eurethra ice, baby.

SPEAKER_09 59:51

You almost had me there.

SPEAKER_07 59:52

He had me there for a second.

SPEAKER_09 59:53

I mean, I watched I watch Passion of the Christ and like the I I've never seen that, I've never heard of it. And then with him saying that, I was like, no, I mean I'll give it a shot.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:06

Well, The Last Temptation? Yeah. I want to watch it. Don't get me wrong, I want to watch it. Is Willem Dafoe? Willem Dafoe plays Jesus. He played Christ! You know he you know he put his fucking William. He put his William DeFussy in that shit. Oh gosh, dude. Stop talking about him. Gower.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:21

The Lighthouse.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

I'm not a big fan of movies that are in black and white.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:25

Is that the Willem Dafoe? I don't see color. That's a good movie. That's a good movie. That's a good movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

That's a great movie.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:35

Ten out of ten movies to freak out to while you're on the edible.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:38

That's fair.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:39

It's very eerie.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:41

Smashing an edible and throwing on Passion of the Christ. Then freak out there.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:47

Then Mel gets his phone calling the white movie. Fucking during the lighthouse is crazy. What is that movie about? The lighthouse?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:55

Yeah. What the fuck do you think it's about?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:58

A fucking lighthouse? That's boring as fuck. No, it's really just two dudes like going insane. Like it's a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:04

It's one of those like artsy fucking movies. Oh, so it's like Shutter Allen.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:09

I watched the lighthouse in the back of my grandparent-in-law's car for two and a half hours. We're gonna cut and it was still great.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:14

Bleep out the name. It's literally KC stuck with for fucking like a whole like six-month journey.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:21

Yeah, trying to be friends and then hating each other and trying to be friends and then like slow dancing with each other after drinking a bunch of whiskey. And then you also see a mermaid with this fat gigantic pussy and uh you want to fuck it. But it is it's not of your species, but you fuck it anyways, and then you go up the uh you you finally, finally go up the stairs to this lighthouse where the light is, and uh uh best in the movie.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:49

Yeah. That didn't sell me.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:52

Coming up to the lighthouse. I don't care if you watch the lighthouse or not. I'm telling you, it's a it's a good movie. It is pretty I watch it.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:01

Is it an Ari Noah is Robert Eggers? He did he did uh he did the Northman. Northman, great movie. I want to watch the Northmane. Northman is fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:09

That's a great movie. I want to watch Northman. Northman's good. No, dude, that's a good thing. That's like that's like our generation. That's our that's our generation's gladiator. That's that's like that's a good adaptation to uh Vinland Saga.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:21

Yeah, yes. Yeah, Vinland Saga's sick as fuck. Vinlan's saga is sick. Fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:25

Yes, don't get me started on the anime shit. I'm gonna bear it out. You guys have been trying to get me into anime.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:32

Vinland Saga is uh Game of Thrones anime. You haven't tried. You haven't tried. That's it. I tried to get anything. We talked to you about Berserk, you and you would love fucking Berserking Street Fighter one. No, he's literally fighting demons. He's literally fighting it's a OP. I'm a man of Christ, bro. I might like this one. He's an OP guy who's like slowly because he is like comes from like the most traumatic childhood possible, the most worse circumstances possible. All he knows is war, his whole life.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:57

This sounds like it's like it's about me.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:00

It's about me. Charles Soldier. Charles raised as a child soldier, basically. Um and uh I'm gonna have to fucking explain the whole plot to Berserk off of like two Voodoo Rangers and Miller lights.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:13

You're only two deep, dude. Fucking crack another one open. You fucking fit in the talking about, dude. Uh I'm almost out in the market. Oh dude, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

Fuck you guys. I gotta go home and pack for a week long trip and I'm fucked up.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:28

Oh, I gotta go to steamer.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:29

I'm gonna pack bullshit. I'm gonna pack t-shirts and shorts. I'm gonna pack a fucking uh I'm probably not gonna pack enough underwear and socks. I'm gonna pack straight bullshit. Where are you going? Uh as Reese would say, Codorado. Codorado? Yeah, flying there? I'm going to Codorado.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:46

The Rocky Mountains.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:48

Yeah, I'm gonna go to the road. Where are you going?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:49

What part of Colorado are you going to? Uh Steamboat. Steamboat Bill? Steamboat Bill, Steamboat, Steamboat Bill. It's not sponsored. Cleveland Steamboat. Whatever. I'm just gonna get really high.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:59

There's a guy on uh Instagram, I don't know if y'all have seen it, but he like invented his own form of like workout equipment. And it's like him, and it looks like he's jerking off. And it's like him like doing this, and he's he calls himself the uh the shake way. It's uh fuck, dude. I don't remember what he calls himself, but like he made like it looks like he made the machine. He he's kind of ripped, dude. I kind of believe him. But I've been spamming his Instagram post talking about please sponsor us, please sponsor us. I went in the cinemas of peace. What does this have to do with steamboat? Is his name Steamboat Bill or something?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

Well, this is where all the steam from the boat comes from. It's him jacking off. He's jacking off in the corridors. The guy's ripped, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:38

Yeah. He's a Mexican dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:40

Is that the guy that Larry Wheels did a video with?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:43

Larry Wheels?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:44

Yeah, Larry Wheels. Is the guy that lifts way too much weight in a really bad form?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

Yeah, dude, it's he's fucking jacked. It's uh Mexican. He's paraplegia. That's why they call him Larry Wheels.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:52

He's paraplegia.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:53

He's pretty jacked, bro. He's jacked. Yeah, Larry Wheels. Um Logan Paul is trying to find an NFL fighter. That's on his card now. Logan Paul's a fucking idiot. Yeah, Logan Paul.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:03

Um WWE or shit now, isn't he?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

Yeah, he's a professional uh fake wrestler. Yeah. And he's trying to legit. A professional fake wrestler. That's literally what it is. Yeah, professional. Are you talking about the box? I don't want to say legit box. Because uh Paul Brothers do they do their thing on the fight cards. Uh but he he wants to fight an NFL fighter for a million dollars? Three million dollars. Who's he fighting?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:30

Did anybody fight Ray Lewis?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:31

Deion Dawkins is making AI images of him knocking out Logan Paul, so we'll probably get some kind of bullshit card here pretty soon. Um I want to see Weapon X just like full series.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:42

It'll be some like fucking washed up NBA player like fucking Tracy McGrady versus Jake Paul or some shit. Can he not fight a washed up NBA player?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:50

Uh uh Nate Nate Robinson. He's he's come full circle, basically. Cause like it's kind of proved like I mean, unless like no don't get me wrong. If you played in the NFL, you have prime genetics to be a good fighter, obviously. But if you if you're only know how to fight that. That's what I'm saying. Like you have you have prime genetics to to to learn, to adapt to it, you know, to become one, to learn to be one. But the fact that you're in the NFL has nothing to do with it. Don't get me wrong, like not necessarily Logan, but Jake Paul is like a he's a okay. I hate to give credit when he he knows how to box, bro. If you have enough coaching, if you have if you can pay for millions millions of dollars worth of like fucking coaching or however however much he spends on uh he's a decent boxer.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:33

I would say probably NFL players are are most likely probably pretty good boxers, judging by the statistics of people uh in the NFL to beat the shit out of their girlfriend's wives.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:45

If I made it to the NFL and I cashed on a bag the last thing I've got to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:48

Is Rashi Rice and Ray Rice cousins or something?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:51

It runs in the family.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:52

It must it must run in the family, dude.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:54

The Rice family, dude. The one thing you don't want to catch them in is a fucking elevator. I'll beat my wife. Like fuck Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:02

Just beating the dog shit out of your fucking girl, dude. Neither of their wives had any head movement, though, I will say.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:10

Yeah, but fucking look at the you can't you can't miss what you don't see, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:14

You don't want to catch a girl. Zero Philly shell. Right. Zero Philly shell in any of the either of those women.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:19

That's the buffalo billy shell, dude. Knock the fuck up. NFL wives are tough. Those are tough cookies.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:26

I'm not gonna lie. If my husband, if I was a if I was a girl and my husband was making millions of dollars to catch passes in the NFL, I'd take a punch or two. I wouldn't be my I would roll with the punches.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:35

They're like catch passes, I catch your we're splitting the we're splitting the CT.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:39

That's what we're doing. 100%. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:41

You better make sure that dinner isn't overcooked. Antonio Downsend Jim dog fucking beating me in the stupidity, bro. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:49

Fuck they Adrian Peterson fucking beating this kid with a stick or whatever. Okay, I do agree with that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:55

Well, that's just black guy stuff, though. That's just black guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:59

At least this dad stuck around.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:00

I don't want to say black guy stuff. I'm talking about. Hey, he's still here. Southern black guys, like, yeah, go pick a stick out of the yard, I'll whoop your ass with a big big bigger. And we don't have an asset.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:10

Yeah, but what's the big deal, bro?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:12

I used to get the uh the Hot Topic studded belt that I bought when I was in middle school. I used to fucking get that laid into my ass.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:19

You're a bad kid though. I wasn't that bad. You picked out that belt.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:23

You're like, oh yeah, I picked out it was red and black, hot topic, yeah, it was full uh my chemical romance. Oh yeah, yeah. Turn into uh scared my ass walked. It was awesome. Not that wasn't cool at all. I don't think why'd you do that to me?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:43

Shout out, Crystal.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:45

Yeah, Crystal.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:46

What the fuck, Crystal?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:47

Stud a belt on my ass. Why'd you do that to me? How dare you? Why'd you do that to me, Mom?

SPEAKER_07 1:08:56

I'm not sure which ass whooping it was, but one of them turned him into going on Muslim rants on podcasts as an adult.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:03

It has me doing a podcast. So you beat his ass so bad he had to get in front of a camera to talk about it. Yeah, I could have been just uh at work doing regular work stuff. Now I I just you whoop my ass so bad I decided it'd be a good idea to start a podcast with my friends. What is that? A week away?

SPEAKER_09 1:09:19

Are we gonna try to do the Oscars podcast?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:22

When is Oscars? When is that? When is the Oscars podcast?

SPEAKER_09 1:09:24

March 16th?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:26

Starts on the 6th. Do you all have mainstream TV? No, but I couldn't.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:34

I got a lot of uh illegal streams we can get. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:39

I was thinking that there's the the uh we're gonna do some Joe Rogan shit, like the the the M, he now he does like the MMA specials on Joe Rogan. Like there's there's Max Holloway and Charles Oliveira fighting this weekend, bro. That's gonna be so nice, bro. That's gonna be a good fight, dude. I'll zoom in. I'll zoom in. When are you leaving? Tomorrow. What time?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:57

Six o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:58

When you come back? What the fuck are you doing here right now?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm still up to pack. I'm gonna pack bullshit because I'm fucked up right now. I'm literally gonna package retarded. I'm gonna get to Carro and look at my suitcase.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:13

It's gonna be a carton door. Just a carton of NXTs.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:17

Yeah. I'm gonna just pack a bunch of honestly. I might just go home and throw a bunch of Millalite in my suitcase and figure it out.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:23

Just get to the airport and there's a fucking 48 pack of Millow lights in your suitcase? Retard Max. Not drugs.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:29

Yeah, yeah, I've been so hard to retard max in every aspect of my life. You're doing pretty good. I say, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:37

I don't know, I'm retarded. Pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:39

Politics? Uh don't be gay. Don't be gay or definitely don't be because I is also gay. Um how do I fix this? I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:53

But I had a thought too. Like if we do the live like we did like y'all did Super Bowl, we do the uh No, it was a good episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:02

It was a good EP episode, but with Super Bowl sucked.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:05

I wish I would've I we didn't really keep the first half, did we? No, the first half when it was just me and Casey. We were too focused on the game.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:11

We weren't even really talking too much.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:13

Oh okay. Watching ball. You need someone who doesn't know shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

Dude, I was watching back one of the clips whenever they pulled up the Ray Lewis jersey, and you're like, oh yeah, buying players from the same division. I was like impressed. I was like, oh, this dude knows that the Ravens and the Steelers are in the same division.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:28

I was like, he knows that the Ravens and the Steels are in the same division. You're not that out of touch. I I used to, I used to, but I just I I I missed a couple seasons. Kind of the same way I fell out of like playing video games. I just like stopped playing for a little while and was like You just never got back into it? Yeah. It's the same way with football? Yeah. Dude, football's the best sport. I can I can get into a game. Like, don't get like don't get me wrong. Like I still know the fucking oh, I was shocked by the kickoff. That one thing was like wow, I was like, what the fuck is this? What are they doing up here right now? Yeah. Uh that threw me for a fucking loop, but I still like know how the game works. You know, football is a football's the best sport.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:02

It's like for me, it's like football and then UFC and then baseball.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:05

How about DJ Moore to the Bills?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:07

I like that. I like that too.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:08

I do like that. They're doing absolutely everything, dude. Josh Josh Allen is like the Netanyahu of the NFL. They're like doing absolutely everything they can for him to win the war. It's like there's something there. We're like, dude, we gotta get this guy his ring before he kicks the bucket.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:23

You know what? There's rumors of Max Crosby to Dallas. Okay. That Wigger back in the Dallas.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:30

We'll go ahead and give me a Wigger in Dallas, man. Yeah, come on now. Do I have to cut out Wigger?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:35

No, you don't. Leave Wigger with it.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:40

God forbid a Wigger gets a little motion.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:41

Can a Wigger get a little motion, dude? Wigger, Wigger, Wiggit. Come on, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:48

Oh, you wanna you wanna hear about something uh like I I did something really, really fun and brave for my all my black friends for Black History Month. Uh Black Friends. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:58

Did you do Black Friends?

SPEAKER_07 1:13:01

No, I uh so I used to say the N-word a lot in high school. Hey the soft one. James Huey. The triple ply, the triple ply version. Okay. Alright? This is the sugar-free version. Okay. And uh one? Yes. Okay. The one and only. The one and only. Uh in high school, between 2011 to 2014, back when the internet was fun. Yeah. And uh did I it was like 95% was just like rap lyrics, you know? People would just post that's what you did. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I sing along, it's not a problem. Oh, it's like I'm deep, I'm posting lyrics on Twitter. You know, it's uh Lil Wayne, Kendra Kamar, like Young Dolph or whatever, just it's a big part of their vernacular. And uh uh so I sent like I went back to my old like which I hadn't been on in years, but still like I could see shit from like fucking back to 2011 that far. And I just took screenshots of like all the tweets that I had of like rap layers for I just used the N-word and I and I sent them to all of my black friends. All two of them. No, it was a lot of them. It was like I had to get I had to get separate SSD drives for the amount of N-words and condolences or I I had I it was the company they had to unzip the file. There was a lot of screenshots of N-words. Uh and uh I I sent it to him and I was like uh if I ever become too powerful, this is for you. This is for you to take me down. So I'm sorry if we if we blow up and uh well if we do blow up. And we can take it and I suddenly have to get removed from the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:49

It's gonna be a three-man group then.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:50

Yeah, ultimate red button. I gave it to him, but listen, all you have to do is go get a spray tent a few times, it'll be fun. Here's your keys.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:00

What do you did?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:04

Yeah, how she lost in the Democratic. She said her one as racist. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:09

She's Jasmine Crockett. Is that Davy Crockett's more from it?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:16

Yeah, David, Davy uh Crockett, fuck this yellow bone. That's a red bone, dude. Who didn't back then? Yellowbone, Thomas Jefferson movie, white bone, neck bone. Deer meat too. Uh well Nick Fuentes says we've got to be. I've like the two party scene.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:32

Nick Fuentes is a closeted gay man.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:34

Is that thank you? Thank you. I agree with a lot of shit he says. But he is a closeted gay man again. He is a closeted gay man.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:43

He's funny.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:43

Dude, Nick Fuentes is funny as fuck. I can't tell what he says is AI or not. For the brief theory that like I went. Most gay guys are funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:52

Most gay guys are funny if they're not like uh fake black.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:56

I know a couple gay guys that are really funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:58

I know one.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:59

Is it Logan?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:00

Is it Logan? Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. Logan's one of the funniest people I've ever met. He's so funny. I love Logan. Shout out to Logan.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:05

Uh my former coworker. Shout out to Logan, dude. We love Logan.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:08

Logan's awesome. Logan's one of the coolest people.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:10

Logan's one of the cool gay guys, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:13

Not only one of the cool gay guys, but one of the coolest guys, just in Josh. He's a great guy. I love Logan. Logan's one of the best people. He texted me, I he texted me, happy birthday.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:22

That's sick.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:23

No other gay guy texts you happy birthday. Besides me and Huey. I texted you happy birthday. I post a picture.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:31

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:31

I call you an elite white.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:32

Yeah, I am. Which I am. You are an elite white. I'm tired of pretending I'm not. You are. I am not an elite white guy, because I am. Look at my fucking jeans. I'm wearing black guy jeans. Elite white. You're a sports white. Elite white. Black guy jeans on a podcast? Might as well be black.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:50

No one's getting motioned like that. Just insane. He's got the patches, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:54

Yeah, fake patches. These are real patches. These are screen printed patches. Those are Charlie Brown patches.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:59

Those are actual patches because he was busting so much patches, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:03

Yeah, dude, these are screen printed patches from another wigger. That I know personally.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:09

He was busting in those jeans so much that he had to patch them up.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:13

I got wiggers that are pretty much black. Dude, do I have to cut this shit? No, dude, wiggers cool, bro. I know wiggers that know. I'm not just some kind of fake wigger, bro. I got my wigger hood is deep, man. Um I'm I'll tell you what, I'm I'm good in the third ward. I can walk around third ward as I please. I grew up on MLK. I did not, but I I fucking uh I unclog their shit. And they're cool. They're cool. I smoke their weed over whatever weed, K2, whatever they got. It's certainly not regular weed. Delta Knive, whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:48

Casey, you don't miss, bro. Dude, I wish cancel closure wasn't a fucking thing, dude. We've been famous a long time ago.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:54

I'd have been famous at 14.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:56

I'd have been Nick Fuentes in high school.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:58

Yeah, bro. They usually do. They usually do. They're contemporaries.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:08

That's the key to Wiggerhood, bro. Dude, I'm completely chill out. I'm completely tapped into Wiggerhood for sure. Well, use the soft one at least.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:26

You can say wigger. We're not posted in anything we need to go on fucking TikTok.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:30

Wigger hood, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:33

You guys are soft, man.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:35

We said retarded and it fucking took TikToks down instantly. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:40

If I guys can say the N-word, I can say Wigger. But whatever, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:44

Yeah, the YouTube captions are crazy too. It's gonna be like it's gonna like listen to everything we say. It's like did he?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:50

Yeah, no, we're gonna Wiggerhood runs deep over here. We're cool. We're cool. I'm tapped into the third board. I'm gonna have to wait until you're sober to ask this. I'll tell you what. Probably nobody watching this will know what this is, but uh meet me at the intersection of Yellowstone and Calhoun. Only certain people will survive, and I'll be one. I'm good over there. It'll come out with a meeting. Dude, I know I know people on Yellowstone and Calhoun, and that's the craziest part of Houston.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:17

You got shooters on Calhoun?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:19

I got dope fiends on Calhoun. And Yellowstone. I don't really have shooters over there, but the dope fiends will keep me safe.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:26

Would you say you have fentanyl addicts on Calhoun and Yellowstone?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:31

Yes. Regularly. Bring them through when we're watching the Oscars. I will bring you guys as many as you want.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:37

The one thing about the Fentelatics, they have very flexible hamstrings. They can reach them at all times. Yeah, dude, they can fall asleep in any pose. They like to they like to find out.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:46

When I was in Seattle, it literally looked like the end of the world. Oh yeah. Seattle?

SPEAKER_09 1:19:51

They pay people to come up there and get homes.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:54

Seattle. Seattle is the end of the world. That's it.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:58

That was the last that was the last shebang. We're done.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:01

Dude, I went to Seattle like before we went to the Alaskan cruise and I like walked around and it literally looked like the walking dead. Like I was looking around for Rick Grimes.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:08

Like I was like, where the fuck's Rick Grimes right now?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:10

It was like just a shit ton of people, face nose touching their knees, and it was like crazy, bro. It was like everyone was fucked up on Fent. And it's crazy. It was sad. It was honestly sad.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:21

Every Metropolitan does have like that part of their like uh it's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:27

Houston's Fannin. Fannin's crazy. It's like fucking Fentling Galore.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:33

I mean I was saying Fannon and uh near the baseball stadium, like off uh like Chartres. Oh yeah. Whatever.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:41

I've had uh a few Abraham Lincolns head into the baseball game. Wait, what? A couple fives. Here you go, man. Yeah. Just go get high real quick, dude. Leave me the fuck alone. I'm trying to go see you or don't go deep. Just go, Robert.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:54

Give them money.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:55

You don't give them money?

SPEAKER_09 1:20:56

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:57

I'm a true Muslim, bro. I'll give a I'll always give alms to the poor.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:00

I remember one time I was leaving, I think we were leaving a baseball game, and I gave I gave one like a 10. And I was like, hey, go get you something to eat. And then I was like, oh, this is for both of y'all, because there was two dudes on me. I was like, hey, like, ten bucks, y'all go into the store, get you something to eat. And then the other one like yelled at me and was like, He ran. I mean, you could see the guy running down the street. He was like, He took the fucking 10. I was like, I don't know what you want me to do, and I ran up the fucking stairs. I was like, eh, there's nothing I'm doing with this.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:31

You shouldn't have been a walking lake, alright? How are you that robable? You should be the most high on alert. If you're a homeless guy. Yeah. Selfish, dude. He's not gonna shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:45

Homeless and selfish. I mean, what a bad company.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:47

You thought he was gonna be. I mean, I was just like, hey, here's 10. I'm gonna go my way, y'all go y'all's way. Yeah. And then he was like, hey, he didn't keep he didn't keep to the agreement that you were supposed to be in peace.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:00

But it's still like the contract. You were supposed to tear it in half.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:04

Homeless is is still the Wild West. Oh yeah. There's there's no rules. I'd for sure be the guy running off the tent. We're gonna split this 10 bucks evenly now, you hear? No, we're not. No, it's uh He took that 20 and grand. I wouldn't uh doubt it involved like a knife poke.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:21

There's gonna be so much editing.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:36

I'll never do a zoom button. Just keep my muzzle thing in here, June.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:48

Plug it in.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:50

He's got a fucking karaoke mic, thinks he's better than us. How did that fucking happen? I don't know how that happened.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:58

Hopefully I've been taken up this whole time.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:00

Is that good?

SPEAKER_09 1:23:01

Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:02

That was my fire.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:03

Okay. Um you you had the mic like wrapped up like that. I think you just ended up hitting it.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:09

I was gonna say, is uh with you be being gone in June, like Yeah, I'll be gone for a little while.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:20

What the fuck is it? And when uh I didn't realize that room computer was connected and I was like, texting me.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:28

Oh yeah, I saw the DM. Yeah, he he like followed us in um his guest appearance soon, and I was like, yeah, soon, but like eventually. I'd like to catch up with Kairan. I was like uh Boom Cheers.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:39

I thought I talked about that the other day. I was like when he used to always see me, he used to think I was Muslim. He would go boom when he would see me. I was gonna say when when Donovan has Kairan Muslim for real? I hope not. When Donovan Yeah, I hope not.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:02

We're gonna we'll maybe we'll have some we'll have some guest appearances. Because by that time we'll probably be like 20, 30 episodes deep anyway.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:08

So we'll probably have some like we got full summer time.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:11

I would like to bring my uh my co-worker Javier on here from Chicago. That would be great. I would love to. And he would be so funny. And we just get him drunk and high, and he'd have a dude literally. I got weed, I got I got weed and I got beer, dude. Probably one of the naturally like not trying to be funny, but like naturally funny, like rollover laughing just at who is.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:34

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:34

I'd like to bring my own.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:36

Alright, um anything you guys want to say? We'll catch up. We'll catch on next week.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:40

Catch on next week.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:42

I'm gonna have to do a lot of editing. That's all we're gonna do. We might have to scrap this episode.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:45

You've heard more than that. We don't have to scrap it. We just have to do a lot of editing. Casey went on a bender.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:50

Shout out Vu Rangers. You got a little too funny this time.