Hepatitis Type C Soil - RTB Ep. 8

Join the whole crew! Alec, KC, Huwe, and Don for another buzzed conversation about what's been happening lately! New episode every Monday!

Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:04

That's all I need. That's all you ever needed, dude. That's 1.5 too long. I just need like two more inches. That just made me think of uh I had an idea for like the first like Blue Chew, the first like Blue Chew sponsored athlete. Like uh eventually it's gonna happen. I'm surprised there wasn't a Blue Chew commercial. Yeah, oh I think like Pat Mahomes leaves it all out on the field. You deserve to have a cock that plays through the whistle. It's only a matter of time. That's that's literally that's idiocracy. Guaranteed guaranteed an initial 1.5 inches, so you can ball out like number 15. That's idiocracy ads, bro. Like that's coming. Uh I would say within 15 years.

SPEAKER_08 0:53

And a game of inches count yours with Blue Chew.

SPEAKER_07 0:56

Yeah, that's fucking dude. These are the fourth quarter. These are gold, dude. Don't wait. We have to shut off the camera again, like twin towers. Yeah, shut it off. Fourth quarter, you need a fourth of a quarter inch. Yeah. I'll get you going. Blue Chew.

SPEAKER_08 1:08

How about a halftime lead?

SPEAKER_07 1:11

Halftime lead, bro. I just pissed for like 12 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 1:14

Tired of getting 21.0 skunked. Try blue chew.

SPEAKER_07 1:18

I like that. Did you ever come up with a blue ju joke? Blue Jew? You can lug in. What's that guy from Elma?

SPEAKER_05 1:25

You can shower the coach in a different type of fluid.

SPEAKER_07 1:29

Blue Jew.

SPEAKER_08 1:31

That's fucking the pin state ad. White Gatorade. Cherry Frost, I believe. Gatorade. Big Gatorade guy over here.

SPEAKER_07 1:43

Underrated flavor. Cherry Frost. Cherry Frost, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:46

Yeah, really cold cherry frost and an Advil. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:50

How do you feel about how do you feel about the pepino?

SPEAKER_06 1:52

The lime cucumber Gatorade.

SPEAKER_08 1:56

In the summertime at work, hot as fuck outside. Give me a water bottle. Get me that light green Gatorade, man.

SPEAKER_07 2:02

Dude. That shit is good as fuck. It makes me feel like feel closer to my heritage. Like whenever I drink the cucumber one. It makes me feel like I just mowed like the fattest lawn you've ever seen. I'm also Mexican.

SPEAKER_08 2:15

A little bit on. Oakland, California. We're Raiders. We're Raiders. Yeah, I got rocks in my socks. Did your wife pick out that outfit? No. My wife? My wife picked out my outfit.

SPEAKER_07 2:34

Your other family. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Family down the road. She's not watching as deep into the episode three. No, ain't no way. No, definitely not. They tried to throw on the episode uh a few days ago after I posted it. Watched like two minutes of it. I don't remember what we were talking about, some flagrant shit. She was like, she gave it a like and she was like, cool episode, Bub, and like backed out of it. She was like, I can't backed out of it. Yeah, I wish my own lady would do that. I'm getting dissected. She's got more notes for you than we do. She's like, all right, let's talk about your key points today. Yeah. She's a bigger fan than Mike Wiley. The most dedicated list. Mike Wiley. Shout out, Mike. Shout out Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_08 3:14

I mean, if you're our biggest fan, thank you. But if what Alex said you said about me is true.

SPEAKER_07 3:19

It was Cole. Cole said that. It was cool. Cole said that.

SPEAKER_08 3:22

It'd be better if it was Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_07 3:25

Beat the fucker. No, no, dude. Mike comes in and um he's like great podcast today, man. So he's a bar regular, he'll come in at like I love him too.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

He goes at nine, he go he comes in at 8 59.

SPEAKER_07 3:37

I don't ma I don't mind though, because I I I talk bullshit with him. I'll talk about like sports and he can talk shit to me. I can talk shit back. He doesn't get his phones hurt, so like we just bullshit, whatever. And um so he'll come in like five minutes before we close and we'll have one drink and he'll just chill with us while we're closing the bar. And uh he always talks to me about the podcast because he's been like listening from the jump. And for a minute I didn't know if he was like for real about it, if he was listening or not. And then one day he pulled up his like YouTube thing, he's like, Yeah, look. And like every one of the videos we had were like redlined all the way across. He's been listening to all of them, dude. He'll text me, he'd be like, dude, this episode was funny as fuck, it needs to be longer.

SPEAKER_08 4:08

Dude, I'll tell you what, Cole, if you're listening, I'm gonna army crawl all the way to you. Hold on, your basketball shorts. It wouldn't be hard, brother. Oh yeah, thanks for the colour. I'm gonna army crawl.

SPEAKER_07 4:20

Mike wants us to he said he was gonna buy us a hundred beers. He's like, you guys gotta kill a hundred beers in one sitting. I was like, dog, dude, what Allen? Mr.

SPEAKER_08 4:28

Mike Wiley, I'll give you my address now. Send me a hundred beers.

SPEAKER_07 4:31

We gotta request a couple days off. Yeah, he's like, I'll give you a curbside order, but it's almost Saturday, Mike Wiley. How many beers do you think we had at Twin Peaks? Because those are like 24 ounce beers.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

If we're counting those.

SPEAKER_08 4:43

Those are two beers, they're usually beers of 12 ounces. Yeah. So that's two beers per beer. We had about eight of them each. No fucking way. I had eight tall boys. We definitely had I drove home crazy style. I drove home wild enough. I was fucking typing and texting and picking songs the whole way home. And I know I didn't look up very much, but I know if I would have, I would have been where I was not supposed to be.

SPEAKER_07 5:12

Casey gets up and he's like, I gotta head out of here. I've had the same amount of beers as you guys. And I'm like, yeah, he's fucking hammered.

SPEAKER_08 5:18

Yeah, these guys are taller than me, bigger than me. I had I drove home the same, the same way as like uh Supreme Pizza. Like I got a little bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of this. I had a little bit of everything on that drive. Rap, rock, swerving, stock.

SPEAKER_07 5:33

This music sounds so much better when you're like this might be the last time. Dude, yeah, I had it maxed out.

SPEAKER_08 5:37

I was listening to fucking uh Deanna Carter strawberry wine. No, not uh suds in a bucket.

SPEAKER_07 5:42

That's gay.

SPEAKER_08 5:45

Get fucked up and listen to Girl Country and tell me what you think.

SPEAKER_07 5:48

Before he cheats. Yeah, dude, yeah. It's fucking Conway's movie. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

I throw on the old like ancient dad rock, the fucking divorce dad rock.

SPEAKER_07 5:58

Divorced dad rock is the fucking best. It's the best genre ever. Every time I've ever like shared a playlist, one of my favorite playlists is the divorced dad rock, and everyone's like, it's the best playlist ever. Oh yeah. It's the fucking best. It's the fucking best. You didn't even have to push much put much like effort into it.

SPEAKER_08 6:10

Mine's better, but whatever. I don't share mine with people.

SPEAKER_07 6:12

Because no one wants to listen to your shit. So that's what that's what you and your uncle have in common. Alright.

SPEAKER_08 6:19

Well.

SPEAKER_07 6:21

We had 16 beers. What the fuck? You know what, dude. You know what, dude. 16 beers and half a pizza. Man. I was playing catch up the whole time. There was a point where I'd like just two full beers in front of me. Yeah, dude, you're like, yeah, I'll catch up to these guys, but just give me another one.

SPEAKER_08 6:37

You're typing on a fucking laptop at Twin Peaks when you ordered your first beer.

SPEAKER_07 6:40

Busting out XL. We're all drunk as fuck. He has a spreadsheet over here.

SPEAKER_08 6:45

We're good. Yeah. Yeah, he's a good thing. Please, bitch. You know who we are?

unknown 6:55

No. Room tip beer.

SPEAKER_07 7:00

Putting this on the company card. Oh, dude, yeah. I'm gonna make this a company. We're gonna get LLC eventually.

SPEAKER_08 7:07

I'll max it out as soon as you give it to me, though. You're not taking it. And I'll fucking disappear so quick. You'll never hear from me again. Colorado, dude. Yeah, no, H.

SPEAKER_07 7:15

Casinos in Colorado? Yes. Are they really? Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_08 7:19

There's casinos, there's legal weed, there's beer, there's skiing, there's snow, there's winter, there's autumn, there's fall, there's spring. I think everything, man.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

The only downside is state tax. That's about it.

SPEAKER_08 7:31

Dude, I I'll tell you what, that's a small price to pay to not look out of my window and see a fucking refinery. I'm so sick of seeing fucking chimbulate.

SPEAKER_10 7:42

Or looking out of your window and seeing the elite sacrificing children at Denver Airport. That would sell too. But as if you move to Denver.

SPEAKER_08 7:49

Yeah. You know what? Denver itself is a shithole. As soon as you leave Denver, you get 45 minutes to an hour. Boulder's nice. Golden's nice. Fort Collins. Fort Collins. Hey, I'll tell you what. Steamboat.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Copper Mountain. Copper Mountain? I fucking love Copper Mountain.

SPEAKER_08 8:08

Okay, so uh here we are. So I went to Steamboat this past weekend. And uh that's where we skied, but Copper Mountain got more snow. Copper Mountain. But on Saturday, a man died in an avalanche skiing Copper Mountain this past Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

I will say whatever uh we went, my girl had never been skiing or snowboarding before. We went to Copper Mountain. And then uh they were held avalanche. I mean they put dynamite in the mountain like controlled avalanches. And like every ten minutes control avalanches. So glad we didn't go high enough up to get on anything. Like we put the whole body drilling out.

SPEAKER_06 8:48

How do they control that? How do you control the avalanche?

SPEAKER_08 8:51

On the way back to Denver, uh going down the mountain, uh, their traffic signs, like in Houston, you get traffic signs like expect construction workers, traffic. This said uh expect traffic, mountainside blasting on Thursday.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Yeah. It's like, dude, sick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:05

Did you uh complain about the traffic while people are blowing up dynamite in the mountains? I think no.

SPEAKER_07 9:10

Dude, they're building caves, bro. They're building caves. They're literally getting ready for the end of the world. They're building the bullet just tell these fucking dumb goy that it's controlled avalanches.

SPEAKER_08 9:19

Yeah, I'll tell you what, and yes, I have. That's uh that's what they're doing. But also, everybody in Colorado, if the world ended, the last thing they would do is not be in a cave. They would ski down their favorite mountain, and that's exactly where they would be, is the cave.

SPEAKER_07 9:30

They would not be in a cave because you can't ski in the cave. They hide in the caves.

SPEAKER_08 9:35

Yeah, I don't think the Bible has anything to say about retards from Colorado. They're gonna ski their last book. The book's based on it's on retards in Colorado. The book is not based on retards in Colorado. That's the re that's where the retards are going.

SPEAKER_07 9:46

Yeah, because Jesus moved the big boulder out of the way and boulder colorado.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

We're here, we're gonna be underwater in a fucking minute. Go to Colorado, we're fucking sitting high and pretty.

SPEAKER_08 9:57

Exactly. I don't care if it's a blue sit or not, that's that's where it's gonna survive. It's up high.

SPEAKER_07 10:01

That's why they're big in the caves right now. Exactly. They're making caves. No, they're not, they're expanding highways. No, they're not, dude. They're fucking making caves, bro. They're gonna hide in the fucking high.

SPEAKER_08 10:12

Okay, so you're telling me there's Mexicans in Colorado and they're not expanding highways.

SPEAKER_07 10:15

Why do you think they're not deporting them yet?

SPEAKER_08 10:17

They're expanding highways, dude. Yeah, and once the highways are done, they're out of there. They're coming back to Houston. No, dude, they're not expanding the danger. Dude, do you know how much it sucks leaving the mountains and coming back to Houston to just kick it with the Mexicans? It's the worst. This motherfucker. Dude, there's nobody like this guy in Colorado. This guy in Colorado, I never saw him because he was working on the highways, and I wasn't on him. I was up in the mountains with the white folk, and uh, it was awesome. But driving back to Denver, I did have to ride along uh the highways and see people. The people in Denver are preparing for nothing but fucking purple ice water and blue scream at the end of the night.

SPEAKER_06 10:51

They're just getting ready to get high and I think they're just building highways. They're definitely building highways.

SPEAKER_07 11:02

It's a two-way street. They're definitely trying to expand it.

SPEAKER_08 11:05

They're building highways.

SPEAKER_07 11:07

Oh, we started that one stuff. This is turned into a fucking conspiracy podcast. I don't want this to happen.

SPEAKER_08 11:10

Oh, wait, speaking of conspiracies in Denver, uh, Colorado, people get high and they're building highways high, high. Uh mountains are high. Um, I'm high. Oh fuck, dude. Oh fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_10 11:22

Oh, dude, please tell me this was a sativa, dude. I cannot smoke sativa.

SPEAKER_07 11:26

I see a movie on there. Oh yeah, man. You you you were never really here? I wasn't. Good movie. Great movie. This ties in Colorado building highways in fucking Mexican. Fuck you. This ties back to the conspiracy shit, dude. Okay. I watched uh You Never Really Here or Walking Phoenix. Have you seen that shit? Good. See what? You never really hear it. Walking Phoenix. It's about the government officials sex trafficking, basically. And he's just fucking walking phoenix. Uh no, it's like walking phoenix, he's like, to be honest with you, I didn't completely understand all of his.

SPEAKER_08 12:00

Yeah, yeah. I watched that a couple years ago. Dude, it's so good. That's a good movie. Multiple times. He kills a bunch of people with a hammer, dude. Awesome movie. Walking Phoenix action movies, time yep.

SPEAKER_07 12:09

He's a he's like a retired like special ops guy. Okay, yeah, yeah. He's got like PTSD to traumatic childhood and everything. Uh-huh. Uh he lives with his mom. They both like survived like a huge bad. Dude, the diner scene at the end where I thought he like lost himself, bro. I was like, he's like uh he basically hunts down, like he's like a hitman for hire, but like he hunts down like a vigilante. You guys like that? Dude, it was such a good movie. Yeah, dude. Welcome to a damn my life. That was such a good fucking movie, dude. But no, like that's literally like I watched it today before you guys got here, and like the the conspiracy theorists in me was like, yeah, dude, this is not a movie, this is a documentary. Like this shit like Greg Abbott, not only is he lying about not being able to fucking walk, he definitely can walk. Oh, dude, great. But he actually has kids in his house.

SPEAKER_08 12:54

I got beef with Greg. Why are you bringing so many Indians into the greater Houston area? Dude, they're building highways. Sugarland used to be nice. Indians don't manual. The building highways, dude. Like, no, not here.

SPEAKER_07 13:05

They just type away computers and call my fucking phone off fucking day. You wanna be trying to get a hold of the prostitute and they're like, how can I connect you? Yeah, yeah, connect my dick with some pussy, dickhead. Cut that. No, just kidding. I can stay. Yeah, no, dude, I watched the movie. It was first of all, it was a fucking great movie. It was a really good movie. Um, but yeah, bro, that shit's not a movie, it's a documentary. Greg Abbeck 100% can walk. The wheelchair is a facade, it's a fake, it's a prop. It's a prop, dude. He can walk and he has children in his basement. There's not even basements in Texas. That's how much of a liar he is. I know he has a basement and he has children in him, and he's lying about it. He's probably on the Epstein list, and that's why all of his money's going to Apex. I don't care if this fucking this video gets stricken down for jokes or whatever you want to call them, but I'm being dead as many.

SPEAKER_08 13:48

I can tell you this that there's definitely not a basement at Greg Abbott's house because we have type C soil in Texas with the constant rain and it's like. No, I'm not. I know this because of plumbing. I know this because of plumbing. Sewer pipes shift around because we have type-C soil and it shifts everything around, including sewer pipes and water lines and breaks them.

SPEAKER_07 14:06

What kind of fucking loser stays up all night studying types of soil?

SPEAKER_08 14:10

I heard my coworker say this to sell a fucking sewer line. I don't know this for a fact.

SPEAKER_07 14:14

Oh, but you remembered it though. Therefore you're studying, dude. Yeah. To sell people bullshit. That's gay as fuck. You staying up all night.

SPEAKER_08 14:27

Type C, it chips around. There's no basements in front of the city.

SPEAKER_07 14:30

I got a type C charger, dog. I just bought a new MacBook, bro. Check me out, dog. M5 chip.

SPEAKER_08 14:34

What i what iPhone do you have?

SPEAKER_07 14:36

I don't give a fuck about the iPhone.

SPEAKER_08 14:38

You have a MacBook. What iPhone do you have? I don't know. What iPhone do you have, Mr. MacBook? What iPhone do you have? MacBook?

SPEAKER_07 14:44

24 Plus? I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 14:46

Not real. Conspiracy theorist phone. Not real.

SPEAKER_07 14:49

We got that C cup soil. C agent or wireless. Dude.

SPEAKER_08 14:54

I have an iPhone 17.

SPEAKER_07 14:56

The same way you told me, like, oh yeah, Alex right, Huey's wrong. You're wrong about this. Greg Abbott can walk.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Yeah, Greg Abbott could be he could probably walk, but he doesn't have a fucking basement. We cannot have a basement in Texas.

SPEAKER_09 15:08

We have type T soil. The shit's back to it.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

Texas is crazy.

SPEAKER_09 15:11

Dude, what the fuck is this? Is a soil podcast, bro? Let the soil shit go.

SPEAKER_08 15:14

No one even knows what the fuck type T soil is, bro. I'm not, we're gonna sit here talking about Greg Abbott fucking kids when Huey has this case. Yeah, Huey. Oh, welcome back, Huey. Come on. I mean, I I don't agree with what he did, but I don't think we shouldn't. Throw him on the bus on the podcast, man. Also, it's impossible to have a basement in Texas.

SPEAKER_01 15:33

You can't do it. I I don't want one of those. I'm not really one of the blue energy.

SPEAKER_07 15:37

Trying to make it home tonight? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 15:40

He might drive his car into the fucking basement of Greg Abbott.

SPEAKER_07 15:44

I have a 40-minute drive to Manhattan, New York. Yeah. Because that's where we record. Dude, we live in Manhattan. Fuck Greg Abbott. I don't even know how I know Greg Abbott's name. That's how in politics I am. We're millionaires, alright? We have a fucking spare bedroom in Manhattan, New York.

SPEAKER_08 15:57

I do uh Greg Abbott fucking sucks, though. I'll say that. Greg Abbott's a fucking chill and a pussy and a dickhead.

SPEAKER_07 16:03

Why don't you like Greg Abbott, dude? He has a sick basement and everything. And he has type C soil. You know what type C soil is? No, you have type C soil.

SPEAKER_08 16:10

You know a lot about this basement. I was a kid once. We had a basement on Greg Texas. Suffocate. It's impossible.

SPEAKER_07 16:18

All I'm saying is if you watch that movie, it's not a movie. It's documentary. They're doing that shit for real.

SPEAKER_08 16:23

Maybe Greg Abbott has a house in Maryland or something. I don't know. But he doesn't have a basement in fucking Texas. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 16:28

He might have a another Dude, let the fucking basement shit go. Let it go. You know what I mean? Going back to the movie itself, you know what I thought was like a really interesting, like stylistic aspect about it. Have you noticed that the most violent stuff that happens in the movie happens off scene? What do you mean by that? Every time. It never actually shows like him him like doing all the shit to people. Like whenever he goes in the house with a hammer, you see him going to rooms, they know he's killing people. But yeah, same thing with uh whenever he goes to you know, like finally get revenge on this guy, this politician. He's got the girl kidnap, he gets there because he's already done it. You know what?

SPEAKER_08 17:09

Conspiracy theorists it's kind of like the Epstein pause where we just hear about it, but we don't be the remote.

SPEAKER_07 17:19

Alright, thanks, Casey. Okay, I'll tell you what, Epstein's not making these kids edge. I will tell you this much.

SPEAKER_08 17:34

I was making a blast as soon as I can.

SPEAKER_07 17:37

Yeah, well, it's just because like w it's like I died. It's like I go to this I go to this game to watch like these these sports guys like play this game, and you know, you go there to have a good time and just like watch these guys play baseball, and you're like, oh, this is a good escape away from reality, you get to go watch baseball, this and that. And the whole time I'm there, it's like everybody's so unplugged from reality and they don't know actually what's going on. Like we're like literally on war with Iran, right? And we're supposed to there's you know to like the Congress is talking about like, oh, we're gonna have a draft soon, it's not off the table. We're thinking about having a draft soon. Dude, if we have a draft, we're so fucked. We're so fucked. Is everybody living above 26? You have no, it's 26 is the deadline. You have clavicular leading the combat of like other fucking kids who have no willpower in them, they don't finish anything that they start. Kids today, they don't finish anything that they start. Nothing. They don't finish anything, they quit everything. The the attention span of kids nowadays is like five seconds. It's like a TikTok scroll. It's like if I don't get your attention in five seconds, it's on to the next topic. They're like their attention span is so small, they don't finish videos, they don't finish what they started. They they don't finish anything to the fact that like they have this new thing called edging. And it's like they don't even finish jacking off anymore. You think they're gonna finish this war? No, absolutely not. I think so. And Italy beat our ass. Italy beat our ass in baseball.

SPEAKER_08 18:53

Uh the Middle East uh will be no problem, trust me, son.

SPEAKER_07 18:57

The Middle East is a huge problem.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

Yeah, you see a fucking ankle over there and you fucking damn near bust. Dude, uh fuck the problem. Not those on the whole fucking.

SPEAKER_07 19:05

The Iranians, they finished jacking off, dude. The Iranians finish jacking off. They're gonna eventually score, dude.

SPEAKER_08 19:10

The Iranians.

SPEAKER_07 19:13

Who are you dude? You're you're pro-abbit, dude. You sound like a pro-abbit.

SPEAKER_08 19:16

I'm not pro-abbit, I just don't think he has a baseman in Texas. I don't like Greg Abbott. Uh I don't like Greg Abbott. Uh I don't like Iranians. I don't I like Iranians. I tell you who I don't like. He's like Iranians, you fucking weirdo. What's wrong with Iranians, dude? I don't know. They throw pipe bombs at whoever the fuck. No, that's Hamas, dude. That's Hamas. We don't support Hamas. I don't know, dude. Uh to me, uh the the audience I guess if the UN was serious All the the desert sand people just fucking dude. I'm tired of I'm every fucking four years it's a new fucking country over there. It's like their their problem. It's like, alright, well, what if we just didn't have any problems?

SPEAKER_09 20:04

Wouldn't that be cool?

SPEAKER_08 20:05

And we just uh this guy.

SPEAKER_07 20:09

I don't think Abbott has a basement in Texas. One of these days he's gonna come out and then not only did Greg Abbott have a basement.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

If Greg Abbott has a basement in Texas, I will fucking kill myself on the podcast.

SPEAKER_07 20:21

That's not what this is live. That's not what this is about. That's all I mean.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

That's not about the basement.

SPEAKER_07 20:29

What are the hardest ways to kill yourself? He likes hoo hoo. Dude, you're fucking uh in the aren't you on the bench for Huey's case?

SPEAKER_09 20:37

Supporting him? Yeah, dude, I'll support him. I'm home.

SPEAKER_07 20:41

He just First of all, I wouldn't be on the bench, dude. I'm starting five, dog. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_08 20:46

Starting five kid fuckers, you fucker.

SPEAKER_07 20:49

I'm not on the bench, dude. I'm a fucking athlete. Yo, I've been playing basketball really.

SPEAKER_08 20:54

Hold on, I'm gonna put it in, I love you, and there's no fucking basements in Texas. And everything else you said I agree with except there's basements in Texas. That's all he's stuck on, dude.

SPEAKER_05 21:01

You're like, how did you find a way to turn this fucking you you were never really? No, no, my neck is just paying tagging.

SPEAKER_07 21:06

It's because it's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy movie. It's very plain, it's not it's very plain out, like obviously. Yeah, but they tease it because it's a movie, you know, like you said, all the bad shit happens off camera. So we just imagine as far as like him actually getting revenge and shit. It does it on purpose. It's all about the build-up, it's about the emotion of it. Yeah, get anybody fired up, so you gotta get the reaction, you know.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Speaking of movies, the Oscars are next week. Timothy Chalamet Shitting on the ballerinas.

SPEAKER_08 21:41

Timothy Chalamet have a basement in Texas.

SPEAKER_06 21:44

You're so fucking gay, dude. Yeah, fuck you guys. You're so fucking gay.

SPEAKER_10 21:50

Uh oh, yeah, you better answer that. Ronco Ronco 956

SPEAKER_07 22:01

Dude, get the f there are no basements detected.

SPEAKER_05 22:07

Greg Abba's legs don't work his legs actually do work, but he's you think a guy with legs that don't work can get down the store.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

Is this like in the basement?

SPEAKER_07 22:15

If the wheelchair lived in his basement, if this shit ever made it to the court, they'd be like, Yeah, uh here in our evidence. We're looking at it, you have kids in the basement, and you're accused of like raping his kids, and he's like, Oh, basement. Well, lucky for him, the wall's going because we have actually soil. Literally, hey, OJ's gloves didn't fit, so he must have not done it. Oh, you said basement instead of another house, so he must not have kids in there. Greg Abbott's a pedophile.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

I literally told you, I believe. Greg Abbott can stand up because his nuts are so empty. Greg, but he doesn't come. He just sits on his nuts and bounces up and down on them. Come out of the basement. Greg Abbott does.

SPEAKER_07 22:55

You guys are like the fucking vocab police. I don't like you guys anymore.

SPEAKER_05 22:59

It was a Joaquin Phoenix movie. Like it's a it's a big name actor. Everyone knows officials are fucking children.

SPEAKER_07 23:06

When's the last time you think Greg Abbott went walking somewhere?

SPEAKER_08 23:10

I think the last time we went to Phoenix.

SPEAKER_10 23:14

That was good. That was good. We can be friends again, man.

SPEAKER_08 23:17

I missed you. Yeah, the last 30 minutes got a little heated on my basement. It's on soil. Got a little belligerent. Um Donovan's baby. There's a fist fight, Donovan had to leave. Don't even have a few. Yeah. There was a they just went to labor. So he's a trailer park exit. Uh scrap last 30.

SPEAKER_07 23:38

This is the first time this has ever happened. Um I'm sure it won't be the last because everyone's getting pregnant these days. Yeah. I might be. Which brings me to my next topic, kids edging.

SPEAKER_08 23:50

Kids edging. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. I don't I don't know if I want to, but I don't want to go into this again.

SPEAKER_07 23:54

Although I have a bit about the if this shit does boil over and we go to war, we're fucked because these kids have no willpower, they can't finish anything, they're all jerking off and they're not finishing before they come. This is true, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:13

How is she gonna fight for President Trump if she can't even finish her father?

SPEAKER_07 24:17

Yeah, dude. But not put tomorrow never comes. Just like those guys. You know what?

SPEAKER_08 24:22

Neither is anybody in a marriage of three years plus.

SPEAKER_07 24:26

This is what I wanted to hear.

SPEAKER_06 24:28

Don't get married, dude. Just kidding. No, you should have uh you shouldn't get married.

SPEAKER_07 24:32

It's like bone tomahawk where the guy's like, uh, well, I'm the smartest man here. And he's like, What the fuck makes you the smartest man? He's like, Y'all are all married. That's fair. Smart men don't get married. Bone Tomahawk, dude, class. Great movie. Every time I reach for my beer, I'm out of beer.

SPEAKER_06 24:47

I'm having a problem.

SPEAKER_07 24:49

I love another. Grab yourself another beer. By the beer fridge. It's 10 o'clock.

SPEAKER_08 24:56

See, you know what? That's what's nice about it not being in my house. I don't have to reach for a fridge. I have a fucking gas station bag full of beer by my side at all times.

SPEAKER_07 25:09

The only thing that would make this better is if somebody had a fucking bait. Casey and I have been parking crazy.

SPEAKER_08 25:14

How about uh Max Crosby trade, man? I mean, Las Vegas Raiders trade Max Crosby over to the Ravens for two first round picks, one this year, one next year. Fails his physical mysteriously, and then they sign Trey Hendrickson another defensive end. Dude, it's gotta be for money and they retain their picks. $112 million, and they retain their first round pick this year, their first round pick next year.

SPEAKER_07 25:38

It's gotta be such a bummer, dude. Is it bullshit or is it not? It's a little bullshit because Max Crosby's is gonna go somewhere. Like somebody's gonna pick him up.

SPEAKER_08 25:46

Las Vegas said they're gonna tie him into their current roster.

SPEAKER_07 25:49

How bad? That's what I'll do. They said they're gonna keep him. Yeah, but how bad that he fell is physical. Did his hamstring fall off his fucking bones?

SPEAKER_08 25:55

Las Vegas not shopping him anymore and seeing what they've done shopping-wise, seeing how many players they've got, adding Max Crosby to that is insane, which tells me that uh Baltimore got cold beat and backed out of it, and I think Las Vegas is in actually a surprisingly good position. I think uh the Las Vegas Raiders are in a really good spot, not to win anything, but maybe like a wild card playoff or something like that. I think uh compared to the past few years, the progress is gonna be insane. And they might be on the come up. I think Las Vegas might have something on their hands with this Baltimore fumble. I think uh I think Las Vegas might be uh within the next few years. Uh I think they could be a contender if uh Fernando Mendoza plays out. And uh I I think it it could be dangerous. I mean you got Tom Brady up there in um in an ownership position. And he said I would not have traded Max Crosby. He just got Max Crosby back with everybody they just signed in free agency and trades and all that.

SPEAKER_06 26:53

Uh two things.

SPEAKER_08 26:56

They have they're in a really good spot.

SPEAKER_06 26:58

Two things with this thing. One, you just became my co-worker Matthew, who's also listed.

SPEAKER_07 27:03

He's actually up to date. He's more up to date than Mike Wiley. Oh, hell yeah. Shout out Mike Wiley. On our podcast. Shout out Mike Wiley. My co-worker Matt.

SPEAKER_08 27:11

Matthew, my co-go ahead and name his full name.

SPEAKER_06 27:14

My co-worker Matthew is up to date uh on the podcast. Even more than Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_07 27:19

Um, but also, because he likes our football tank. He's like, dude, these guys know ball. And I was like, I have no idea if they don't. I just think we're just gonna be like, Yeah, you're just like, yeah, dude, Raven Steelers, same division. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, part two of that. Who is Max Crosby?

SPEAKER_08 27:34

Max Crosby is the president of Wigas. Max Crosby is completely sober off alcohol and drugs, but just inhales black and mild. Dude, I'm talking about. And inhales French. He smokes he smokes backwoods with tobacco in there. Doesn't break out the backwoods.

SPEAKER_07 27:55

They taste good. They taste good. Remember the first Russian cream backwood? What we had out there. What we had out there just on the Porsche, the NX, they wish it was a black and mild actually.

SPEAKER_08 28:06

Yeah, dude, I'll tell you what. Uh a Russian cream backwood tobacco only. I'm not gonna lie, give me an old fashioned and a Russian cream backwood, it's a pretty good mix. I'm not gonna lie, black people. I'm sorry, poor black people might be on to something with smoking plain old black. There's not only poor black people, but also wealthy wiggers might be onto something.

SPEAKER_07 28:27

Oh, actually, it makes me think of uh like uh like like malt liquor, like uh old English and like Mickey's. Yeah. You remember that bit you watched Atlanta. I know you didn't, but like Atlanta. Okay, so you might maybe you watch this episode. There's a whole episode where rather rather than doing a regular like episode of the show, they just did fake advertisements the whole thing, the whole time. And they're like kind of brief skits, and there was one where um it was for Mickey's malt liquor, like the shitty malt liquor, like that green glasses. Yeah, and uh where um like they're drinking it out of champagne glasses, and it's like Mickey's you've been drinking it wrong. And but that was based off of like originally malt liquor was actually made for like like after the war or something like that, like after prohibition, it was made for like lofty, like white country clothes. That makes sense, and it didn't catch on. And uh it didn't catch on, so they just like unload this into like poor neighborhoods because it's a high alcohol content.

SPEAKER_06 29:27

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_08 29:30

I remember uh my first Mardi Gras, I was about 19 years old. My mom called Mardi Gras, multiple Mardi Gras. Sorry. Um in Illinois? Oh uh this is Galveston, Texas. Galveston's Galveston, Texas. Uh my mom drove me and my friends to the nearest gas station in our hometown, which I will not name. And uh she offered to get us anything, and uh we decided we would get balt liquor. We got a bunch of glass bottles. How fucking old are you? At the time I was 19 years old. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, you made the right choice street activities. We got Mickey's, we fucking housed them on the way to uh plastic or glass bottle? Glass bottles. Let's fucking go. Chugged them, left them in mom's car. Uh my ankle had a bone bruise on my ankle. I was on a scooter. And so I scooted around um the strand. And then I kept on hitting these like little like train railroad tracks, and I kept falling off my scooter and landing on my bad foot. And uh by the end of the night, I I found this Mexican guy who was also a drug dealer, but he bought us beer all night and I got fucked up and uh I was walking around the strand on a on a bone-bruised ankle. And uh at the end of the night I found my scooter and uh my mom picked us up and went on home, and uh my ankle was absolutely fucking destroyed. I had to go back to a doctor. It's a bad deal. So um if you're if you're on a scooter doing Mardi Gross, just go ahead and get that Mickeys and stay home.

SPEAKER_07 31:11

Dude, there's so many like memories of you that you have that you tell me about, and it's like of you just getting like belligerently injured. Yeah, dude, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:18

That was from ages 15 to 21. I was getting hammered and hurt. Hammered and hurt. I was on half a skateboarder. And I'd get drunk as fuck and just jump off the top of things and hope my skateboarders underneath me, and it hardly ever was.

SPEAKER_07 31:36

Casey was like fucking going to the hospital all the time. He would like be fucked up with Brady on jet skis and like uh big jet ski injury. Uh it's actually sick is like Casey has like he has like a crazy scar on his leg. Yeah, and he conveniently got a tattoo of Jake the dog. Grinding down the grinding grinding down on a skateboard. And like he got a scar afterwards. Yep, the scar landed perfectly under the tattoo, so it looks like Jake the Dog is like grinding on a tattoo.

SPEAKER_08 32:04

It was just Jake the dog until I got drunk as hell and wrecked the jet ski. And uh the ambulance showed up and they said, We gotta take in. I said, Hold on a minute, man. My mom is coming. Did you go on the ambulance? Did not go in the ambulance because I was gonna be able to. No, no, I was gonna get a I was gonna get an on-the-water DUI. And my mom knew that and she was smart enough to say, uh, whatever you do, do not let the ambulance take me. And uh I was at first I was like, yeah, go ahead. And then I talked to my mom and I was like, no, you guys leave me here, my mom's coming. My mom drove me to the emergency room. Uh was it? You let me your shit was just split open? Blackout drunk, split all the way open. My knee was half a centimeter from being torn and destroyed by fiberglass of the jet ski that I drove into a wooden pole. So Marcus Vladimir. I ran into a deck. I tried to do a 360 turn and I just drove straight fast as fuck into a deck on the water. Other than you fucked up, the fiberglass cracked and cut my knee.

SPEAKER_10 33:01

Other than you cutting it up? There was like no ligament or bone damage?

SPEAKER_08 33:05

Nope. I was half a centimeter away from all of that and uh drink milk.

SPEAKER_07 33:09

Dude, half a centimeter, that's like this much, dude. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08 33:13

This far away from uh probably like not walking again. It was crazy. I remember being in the water. You'd be Greg Abbott. Dude, I was drunk as hell. I told my buddy, I said, Hey, I can't feel my legs. And he said, What? Come jump on the back of the jet ski. Couldn't feel my legs, but I got on the back of the jet ski somehow, and he said, Jet ski's not starting. And so he ran to the people's house on the bayou and he got them and he said, uh, call an ambulance. And my mom was like, Never mind, don't call the ambulance. Got my mom's car, she drove into the ER. 32 stitches later, uh, crutches. Really mad girlfriend. Um still drunk. And then I'm not sure. Selfish thing to be mad about. Yeah, and then uh, you know what? The next day I went to uh my girlfriend really wanted me to tour her new chiropractor school with her, and I went with her on crunches and a bleeding knee. Slimping. Uh I went with her because I was like, Oh man, I love her so much. I'd do it again.

SPEAKER_07 34:07

How selfish, Kinzie. I wouldn't. I wouldn't crash that shit again. It's fucked up, dude. You almost lost your knee, and she's like, You're you, how stupid of you. No sympathy.

SPEAKER_08 34:16

When I say I'd do it again, I'd mean I'd get blackout drunk out of jet ski away. And I'd blow my knee out again just to be blackout drunk out of jet ski because that's so much fun. Dude, I got jet ski sounds like the. But I'll tell you what, I'd blow up my other knee. I will say, like and I'd go to school with I'd I'd go to your school all over again on my crutches because I had so much fun the night before. I'd do sound like a fucking cuck. Whatever. I do jury duty the night before. I'm not a cuck. I'm just I love to get fucked.

SPEAKER_07 34:45

Dude, getting fucked up, getting hammered is fucking just getting hammered with your friends. Dude, hammered with your friends is the best. Getting hammered with your friends is the best, and then you add a jet ski. Yeah, get on a motor vehicle and start marking.

SPEAKER_08 34:59

Yeah, for 45 seconds I was Travis Pastrana, and for the other six and a half hours I was retarded. Do you ever guys awesome?

SPEAKER_07 35:06

You guys ever go into like like the wormhole of like Red Bull like videos?

SPEAKER_08 35:11

Yeah, dude, uh when I got high in Colorado my last night, I cried on the dock in there or whatever because I had to leave. But then uh I watched uh I watched a guy, it's a Red Bull video, a guy skiing down Mount Everest. All the way down from the very top to the bottom. Yeah, you skied all the way down Mount Everest. Honestly, probably the sickest shit I've ever seen in my entire life. How long did it take him to get down? A long time. It was a Red Bull stunt video that was like 15 minutes long, so probably like six hours real time. That's of like straight up skiing.

SPEAKER_07 35:41

I didn't even think of it that way. How long does it actually take? Like if you were like if someone were to like helicopter drop you off the top of Mount Everest and ski straight down, you would think you could do it in a couple of years.

SPEAKER_08 35:49

A long time. There was a uh at Steamboat, there's a route you could take, which is uh it's not like an investment route, it's like a somewhat beginner route. Uh it's a green slope, which is somewhat beginner, and it takes 45 minutes to get from the top to the bottom of the top.

SPEAKER_07 36:03

That's a lot shorter than I thought it would be. That's a long time for us. Isn't it like a three-week thing to get to like walk to the top of one of us?

SPEAKER_05 36:10

The Grinch got down his fucking mountain like super fast. So I don't think it takes that long.

SPEAKER_07 36:16

That's it, I'm not going.

SPEAKER_05 36:18

Also, if you hear sewing machine sounds in the background, we're operating out of a D Move factory.

SPEAKER_07 36:22

Yeah, it is. We have a good job.

SPEAKER_06 36:24

We have multiple streams of income, and right now it's sweatshop.

SPEAKER_07 36:28

We're gonna make a Tim Beers merch in the living room right now.

SPEAKER_08 36:31

This podcast is just for fun. We're really just fucking philanthropists.

SPEAKER_07 36:34

We're running a sweatshop.

SPEAKER_08 36:36

I'm Bill Bezos.

SPEAKER_07 36:37

We we teased in the in the Super Bowl episode that we were working on different streams of income. We were gonna scam any listeners we had, we were gonna get the credit card information, but we've kind of just really leaned into the um the T Mu Shine factory.

SPEAKER_01 36:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:50

So there's uh small Filipino children, small Indonesian children tucked away. Greg Abbott's in there too. Not in the basement.

SPEAKER_08 37:00

Definitely not in the basement, but I can't sit here and say they're Filipino or Chinese or Japanese. I know that we got kids working on crew neck sweaters and the eyes don't they they're slanted. I don't know where they're from. I don't care where they're from. I know that uh we got some really good merch coming for you guys. Uh I'm talking about when I say crew neck, crew neck uh sweaters, those the the thick ones. The nice ones.

SPEAKER_06 37:23

Yeah, nice ones.

SPEAKER_08 37:25

When you go into a town that you're vacationing in and there's all kinds of shops sell all the same sweaters, I'm talking about those. They're not complaining either. They really don't complain.

SPEAKER_07 37:35

They haven't said a word because they know I'll beat their fucking ass.

SPEAKER_08 37:37

Yeah, yeah, they said something to me earlier, but I don't know what the fuck they were talking about. They were saying something. It sounded I'll tell you, they were being annoying as fuck. I honestly I don't want to hear that. And like I've got so much going for me that's good. I don't trying to bring me down, working in a sweatshop. You think you're gonna bring me down? They were killing the body a little bit. That's why you're working in a sweatshop, and that's where I am where I am. Because your energy is so negative. Try being happy. Maybe you'll get like promotion. Maybe you can be in charge of the body. You can be on the mic every once in a while. Yeah. I don't want to hear you bitch and complain. Uh don't my other fingers hurt. Here, dude. I don't stop bringing me down. I don't, dude. If I want to hear you complain, I'll listen to your podcast. But for now, you're listening to mine, you fucking dumb piece of shit.

SPEAKER_05 38:27

We do only we only play room 10 beers for them on on a loop.

SPEAKER_04 38:31

Yeah. Play them on a spring. I'll tell you what, ask these little Chinese kids if they know about type C soil. Because I bet they do. Dude, that show was lame as well.

SPEAKER_08 38:40

And I'll tell you what, type C stands for type.

SPEAKER_09 38:45

Fuck China, man.

SPEAKER_03 38:47

You're our biggest enemy. You think I'm just supposed to on this podcast? Fuck you. We're the biggest stage ever.

SPEAKER_09 38:52

Who is the early thing?

SPEAKER_07 38:53

Everybody's listening to this. Is it you that saying you hate how I say everyone's unplugged? Or is it Casey?

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Oh, that was me.

SPEAKER_07 38:59

What's up with that bullshit, dude? Everyone's unplugged.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

You are unplugged. That's still.

SPEAKER_08 39:05

I'll tell you what, I'm so unplugged. I'm listening to fucking uh Kirk O'Bain live music. That's not unplugged. That's MTV unplugged, baby. Yeah, buddy. I'm unplugged. I'm cool with that type of unplugged.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Straight up grunt. You see the button up? You see the sound list? I'm unplugged, man. MTV unplugged. Talking about goo-goo dolls.

SPEAKER_08 39:33

Cool, dude.

SPEAKER_09 39:34

All my people are cool with those support me saying that shit.

SPEAKER_06 39:36

Yeah, shut the fuck out.

SPEAKER_09 39:38

The last like two times I tried to edit a video, it took me like four hours. Because I had to do so much splicing. Because Casey was saying, we'll just bleep it to where it'll be like cool, but it'll pass on TikTok. It won't pass on TikTok. TikTok's the worst fucking platform.

SPEAKER_07 39:55

That's why they say words like huzz and like fucking unlike. Yeah, it sucks. You can't even say suicide boys.

SPEAKER_09 40:01

I hate making like I I don't know. That's like an LLC fucking band.

SPEAKER_08 40:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 40:05

That's a fucking copyright band. You can't even say their name on TikTok.

SPEAKER_06 40:10

No, it's it's all good. It's coming back. No, that's gonna get a little bit more. The last episode I talked about how I shared my N-word tweets from high school with all my black friends and black history. Yes. That was my game to them. This episode is going very good. This 30 minutes plus the beginning 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_07 40:25

The beginning 30 minutes was good. The second 30 minutes got a little heated. Casey was like fucking had his panties in the water because I said basement. And there's like there's no basements in Texas, Type C soil. Like we all do with Type C soil.

SPEAKER_08 40:38

We don't want to talk about sides right now, dude.

SPEAKER_07 40:40

We're gonna have to talk about the sides, dude. I don't want to talk about the sides anymore, bro. Yeah, dude, mashed potatoes are good. I'm on US. Speaking of sides, bro.

SPEAKER_08 40:46

Mashed potatoes and fried ochre and green beans and corn and baked potatoes. Fuck the sides, man. Give me the steak. Give me the pussy.

SPEAKER_10 40:55

Give me that raid, man. Give me the main course, man. Give me the raid.

SPEAKER_00 40:59

I bet 12 million wets, you're not gonna let me fuck. Why'd I spend so much money on beer? What the fuck are we doing? That's what I'm always saying.

SPEAKER_03 41:07

Let me drop martini. Fuck you. It's just a martini. We could have just made coffee at home.

SPEAKER_08 41:14

I got beer in the fridge, man.

SPEAKER_10 41:15

And coffee in the pantry, dog. What you talking about?

SPEAKER_08 41:19

Yeah, man. I make a nice Americano every day. You want to get hyper while I get drunk?

SPEAKER_06 41:25

We can do that at the house, man. We can fucking watch a Jake Dylan movie and fucking Dude, Jake Jillen.

SPEAKER_10 41:30

I just watched the guilty. I just watched the guilty. That shit was kind of fucking ass.

SPEAKER_07 41:36

Fucking Jake Jillon. I'm trying to get in those Jake Jillin walls, bro.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

I showed up for you!

SPEAKER_08 41:45

That's what my boner says to an unwet pussy.

SPEAKER_04 41:49

Why can't you get you're telling me you watched me get drunk as hell and not horny at all?

SPEAKER_08 41:58

I know you're a homeless. I've been yelling at the wait staff at timeout number four for three hours. We gotta fuck doing peaks. We gotta get fucked. We the chemistry, the quick chemistry needs number four show bad.

SPEAKER_10 42:11

We should go play around a pool at timeout number four, though.

SPEAKER_06 42:13

Dude, let's go let's go out on Sunday and say the photo.

SPEAKER_10 42:17

There's no way the fucking TV, bro.

SPEAKER_06 42:20

What the fuck else are they gonna win?

SPEAKER_07 42:21

They're gonna have Green Bay Packers reruns on the TV before they have a fucking timeout for the city. Yeah, fucking Canelo fights from like 2011 before they're gonna be like, I would get fucked up to those, dude. That's when Boxing would just be like, I would, I would, but they were not gonna put the Oscars on there. No fucking way. Yeah, we got fucked up at your Grumos house for the McGregor Mayweather fight. Timeout number four? Yeah. Every time, every time I've ever been to timeout, I just get accosted in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_06 42:49

Yeah, have you been to timeout number four?

SPEAKER_07 42:50

And I like it. I like it. I do. I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_08 42:53

You leave that parking lot and you say, what the fuck am I doing? You leave that parking lot immediately you pull out and you're like on a road the cops are already on.

SPEAKER_10 43:01

There's a party that like wants to stop at the uh the Chinese restaurant right outside of the street. Yeah, to walk the light. The walk the light, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 43:07

There's a party walk the light. Can I seek refuge? Nope. Communist restaurant, you gotta keep on going.

SPEAKER_07 43:14

Dude, and it's like for four dollars you can feed your family. Yeah. It's crazy. They're usually BYOB. That one's open on Christmas. I'm pretty sure it's BYOB.

SPEAKER_10 43:24

Walk the light is if walk the light is BYOB, we're filming the next episode.

SPEAKER_08 43:28

Walk the light skinned bitch to my bedroom. What's up, girl?

SPEAKER_05 43:34

There's a there's a um with a with a like an ex girlfriend and her family.

SPEAKER_07 43:48

Oh dude, yeah. And I remember going to one Christmas story, they'd go eat duck and they were doing that same shit in uh this one's like a P Y O B Chinese restaurant.

SPEAKER_10 43:57

I've never heard of that shit.

SPEAKER_07 43:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

There's one actually like uh I heard a BYLB Mexican restaurant. It's a buffet to bring your own booyon. You gotta go with your shit there.

SPEAKER_08 44:11

And Casey uh walk the light skinned bitch to my bedroom. Uh in reference to a yellow bone black woman coming to have sex with a it's not in reference to Greg Abbott because he can't walk through the light anywhere.

SPEAKER_06 44:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

True.

SPEAKER_07 44:28

True. See, he's the reason why the fucking Texas is number 11 in the world in spending on OnlyFans. Really? Houston is like number eight, like ever like no no no. Houston was like number eleven and I got like number eight in OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_08 44:52

OnlyFans are the shittiest teams in the fucking country. You said teens? Team The Texans fucking suck. The Astros fucking sucked. The Rockets fucking sucked. Every team in Houston right now sucks guys.

SPEAKER_07 45:05

Especially the OnlyFans team. Yeah.

unknown 45:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 45:08

They're fired, dude. That's why we have so much spending on it. It's weird because suck dicks. Well, as a state though, because Dallas is high on that list, San Antonio's high on that list. So it's like the Spurs are good. Texas are good. Texas got rid of porn. Because like if you want to, if you want to jerk off, you have to like register. You have to go to the fucking dick DMV. Yeah, you gotta the DPS. Dude, the fucking watch porn, dude. You gotta go to the DPS. The fucking cock DPS. It's the dick porn security.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

Well we spent they spent all the fucking money on it.

SPEAKER_07 45:39

That is crazy, bro. But it does make sense. Like if you like take away porn from the people, they're gonna fucking find another way to back her with that shit. And he's gonna go the OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_08 45:46

I'm sorry, but I I really did not want to sleep with her. I don't love her at all, but they took away porn. Abbott took away the porn.

SPEAKER_10 45:54

Abbott took a porn hub, dude.

SPEAKER_08 45:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 45:56

What do you dang Nabbit?

SPEAKER_07 45:58

Abbott? Dang Nabbit. Yeah, hell yeah. What did you say? The joke with the so much tinted windows. That's why there's so many tinted windows. Oh lifting trucks.

SPEAKER_08 46:13

The only fans in Texas is uh the rate is so high. Everybody's windows are trucks. I'm sorry, I'm drunk now. Um everybody's truck is lifted so high so they can uh watch OnlyFans girls finger themselves on the way home from work. In privacy. I spend so much money on the I just got my ship lifted, dude. Yeah. I just dude, I just got a six-inch lift. I'm about to get a six-inch dick. I'm about to go from growth to show. I'm gonna get a boner in my fucking Chevy Silverado on the way home from Baytown to League City. Everybody working at the refinery in Texas is a 45-minute drive home. They're definitely watching fucking porn. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, where are you gonna let Oh Joe Rogan experience for me? Fuck you, dude. It's the only fucking experience.

SPEAKER_03 47:04

Bro, fucking lifted truck, the windows.

SPEAKER_07 47:10

I remember one of our friends sent me a it was a video of uh that Mexican OT. That's gonna give me a She's not watching this deep into it, you're fine.

SPEAKER_06 47:17

Hopefully not, as long as we don't clip it. We're good.

SPEAKER_07 47:19

Uh that that Mexican OT, that rapper, he was like on Joe Rogan or whatever. Yeah, and uh he was talking about like some girl he like went home with and uh where he like he like walked away from Pussy because he's like your man he drives two hours and back to the plants every day, and you're fucking on him. Yeah, you know, he's like he's like you're not shit. Dude, she must have been for the game. That's just like she must have been he must have got catfish and she was like the ugliest bitch ever. He was like, fuck, dude. He's like, Wait, your bitches your d your husband's a blue collar.

SPEAKER_05 47:53

I want to believe he's for the people, but I bet you uh actually was ugly though.

SPEAKER_07 47:56

Yeah, it would be like so bad. That would have been like post-not clarity. He wouldn't have said that before though. Yeah, your guy's two hours away.

SPEAKER_08 48:06

Oh fuck yeah. But if you said that before, you probably get done fucking in the back of the trailer home, and you're like, Oh, where am I? This is a guy's wife. These kids. Yeah. That's the post-not clarity. It's to get there before you hear the baby crying, because that motherfucker leaves at four in the morning. So you got from four to ten a.m. before the baby wakes up.

SPEAKER_10 48:28

Fucking Yeah, d the yeah, the I'm a hundred percent a believer that Mexican LT like got catfished. He like did not turn down free pla. He like 100% get catfish.

SPEAKER_08 48:37

Well, also, I have a hard time believing that's corpse as famous as he is, as famous as he is, the guy that looks like that's not every episode. Did you spill a whole beer on your fucking carpet? This is a rental brother.

SPEAKER_06 48:52

You can't spill beer on the carpet, you're gonna lose your deposit.

SPEAKER_07 48:55

Yeah, and we need to call those fucking sweatshirt shop kids in here right now. The deposit's gone the moment the moment you pay it. It is gone. It really is. You never nobody's ever gotten the deposit back on a rental.

SPEAKER_06 49:08

Well, at least you know your landlord though.

SPEAKER_07 49:10

Whereas like my landlord is just an amorphous fucking entity. Your landlord is like Greystar, whoever the fuck that is. Yeah, the Israeli baseball team is sacrificing children to your landlord right now. He's a deity. He's a deity.

SPEAKER_08 49:24

You have a deity landlord. The uh the Israeli baseball team is sacrificing uh flyball. Flyball. Sackfly. Sackfly. Um another Drew baseball joke super late in the episode. If you guys even give a fuck anymore at all to whoever's watching this. Uh Mike Wiley. There's like two guys that are probably watching this deep.

SPEAKER_07 49:44

Did you hear the the story about the Israeli baseball team? Um got accused of uh point shaving. They're shaving points, but uh uh apparently they were calling it circumcision. They were circumcising points off. They were calling it point shaving is the adjacent of coinclipping.

SPEAKER_08 50:01

I've never seen a Jew without tubes on their face. I didn't know they started shaving.

SPEAKER_07 50:06

I I had an idea of us like just going to to like draw all addresses we can do it next month.

SPEAKER_06 50:14

You probably pay no taxes on your on your handpage.

SPEAKER_07 50:16

I have a black suit, I have a black suit now. We just gotta get the hat. Alec being tan as he is, I could pass. I could pass, dude. Just just showing up to the money window. I'm a simite. I'm like, hey, where is it? Let me back there. I'm a simple. They're like, sir. They're like, sir. Wait, they're like, you know me. You know me, dude. I'm a simite. $20. $10 withdrawal, V.

SPEAKER_08 50:43

$20 hand I'll pay. I'm sure every time you press a button on the slide. 50 cents. 50 cents. Nice three dollars. Sorry, it's fifteen dollars a hand. Fifteen dollars a hand.

SPEAKER_07 51:04

That's gonna I feel so bad for him. Tell him Greg Abbott, not really though. He is tell him about the basement, Casey. Tell him about the touching case. God, that's the game. Not the basement.

SPEAKER_08 51:14

Greg Abbott is fucking kids. He's doing it in an echo suit in North Carolina. He's not doing it in the basement.

SPEAKER_07 51:20

He's doing it above it like it's uh it's it's the opposite of the basement. He's doing like the other thing.

SPEAKER_08 51:29

He's not even gonna fuck me. He's gonna fuck all these kids.

SPEAKER_10 51:32

Oh, you got energy to stand up and oh your dick doesn't work, oh your dick doesn't work.

SPEAKER_00 51:36

Oh yeah, those kids. Oh, you can't even fuck me.

SPEAKER_10 51:40

Oh, your wheels are turning pretty fast now, aren't they? Huh? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 51:44

Yeah, dude. Yeah. His wife is more pissed than us. He hasn't been fucked in months by your husband. She's probably been fucked by multiple other dudes.

SPEAKER_10 51:52

And fucked by other foreign countries.

SPEAKER_08 51:54

Yeah, you gotta think as a wife to a wheelchair guy, you're pretty much cucked. Because you're already in the chair. You're halfway there, brother. Just get married. Watch your wife get fucked and uh slap your limp dick into oblivion. Just kind of wave it around.

SPEAKER_10 52:13

Limp disc it.

SPEAKER_08 52:14

Alright. Um, who's that waving from the stands? That's Greg Abbott jacking off at the Texas Rangers game.

SPEAKER_07 52:19

I imagine you have to have an arrangement though, at some point if you have a supermary to uh fine.

unknown 52:25

That's time.

SPEAKER_06 52:27

That's time already, dude. I think it's bye for now. Grrrr. Bye for now. Yep.

SPEAKER_07 52:36

Grrrr. Bye for now.