Puck Bunnies - RTB Ep. 12

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:10

Fuck twelve, dog. Tom Brady episode. Tom Brady. Yeah, we're on our Tom Brady shit. Tom Breezy. Tom Brady episode. Cheers, guys. If you have a son, kiss him in the mouth. Right now.

SPEAKER_04 0:22

Yeah, tongue your son.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

We're back. Whole fucking the whole gang's here. We're back. Oh, also, hopefully, this sounds phenomenal right now. But we invested. We invested. We got a fucking roadcaster, boys. We got a roadcaster. Audio's been all over the place. Huey had the greatest time interacting with this young Mexican child on uh Facebook Marketplace. How was that, Huey? Huey texts me and he goes, Alex, by the way, I fucking hate you for making me deal with this guy. You really did. That's such a piece of shit, move. You're like, you set up this whole thing and you're like, alright, you take it over. You're not at your fucking job or anything. I'm the CEO, dude. I represent the company. You guys handle the fucking paperwork, bro. No, not at all, dude. For one, from the photo, like I'm looking at the photo, I'm like, who's this fucking child? Can this person that's the first thing he thought? Is this person old enough to fucking drive? I was like, how's it gonna meet? But then like we're we're we're making plans. He keeps changing the plans. Yeah, he was spazzing. I have like I send y'all like the the fucking like screenshots of like just the bullshit I'm dealing with. And uh like meanwhile, like I have work, like we're having like meetings and shit. Yeah. I'm like, I'm just not paying attention at all. Like very clearly, like just scrolling on my phone, yeah. Just dealing with just getting annoyed by this fucking guy. And uh we finally agree, like, alright, like I'm gonna meet you like outside your office after you already changed where we're gonna go multiple times. He's gonna drop it off my apartment. We gave we offered him gas money, and then I was like, it's a parking garage, you'll get a parking ticket because there's like you know, restaurants and shit nearby. Uh you'll get a parking ticket, and just keep that ticket and I'll I'll I'll validate your parking or whatever. And then he was like, Alright, cool. And then he's like, why can't you just come to my house? And I'm like, why are we back in square one right now? And like he's like, he's like, uh, alright, well, I'll come to your I'll come to your job. And I like he keeps sending me new ETAs like 420. The fucking seals, four minutes hell, yeah, three minutes hell. No, but like they keep getting longer and longer. So I realize I've been standing outside for 25 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 2:26

He's nowhere near you.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

And I I told him, like, like, hey, like, they're the meeting is like paused. It's like, oh, we'll we'll wait for you real quick. Hey guys, can we put this meeting on pause? I gotta go pick up a roadcaster. But like, I'm like, hey, I just I got this thing off Facebook Marketplace. I'm gonna just run downtown real. I like run downstairs for a moment.

SPEAKER_05 2:42

You really told him that? Yeah. You too, you put the company meeting on hold and they told them you had to go get some shit off Facebook Marketplace.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

They're like, we're gonna do this little thing real quick. And they're like, oh, it's cool, it's cool. It didn't make a big deal about it, but they're like, oh, we'll we'll wait for you real quick. And I'm like, all right, sure, I'll be I'll be right back up. You were not right back up. No, dude, I was down there for like 25 minutes. And and and and what keep what is that why you texted me that? You're like, Alec, I fucking hate you for making me it was like I couldn't, I couldn't keep I could it's not like I could just go back upstairs and like alright, like I'll come back in a little bit, because he kept giving me it was like four-minute increments. Yeah, so I was like, Well, he's like, I stopped at Starbucks real quick. He's just blue balling you, and then he finally fucking gets there, and uh, I'm like, alright, like I didn't sell him yet. I was like, alright, now that he's here, I see it, and like I'm gonna send you the money. And like I shove, I'm like, I um I'm sending you money real quick, and he's just like shoving the shit. I'm like, let me send you your fucking payment, dude, before I rob you in this fucking parking lot, dude. Throw me up a wall, dude.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

This fucking delete all social media stuff. He don't want to deal with any of the fucking kids.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

So what you're saying is we could have had a free roadcaster. Yeah, dude, you could have given this shit for free.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

You really I like that when you texted me too. You said, Yo, you could have ran this dude's pockets because I talked him down. He wanted like 500 or some shit for the roadcaster. And I was like, Well, you take 400, and I had the Wolf of Wall Street mentality. I was like, yo, whoever talks first loses. So I was like, Well, you take 400, and he was like 450, and I didn't respond. And like three minutes later, he was like, Alright, fine, fuck it. I need the money. 400's good. I need the money. Are you you you shouldn't have smelt blood in the water? I was like, that's why I was like, bro, just show up with $300. Right, yeah, because you texted me. First of all, the idiot gave me the wrong number. He like gave me like uh he was like, it was it was like his his next door number. It was like one letter, number one number off. Yeah, so you texted the wrong guy, and then whenever you said, Yeah, you could have ran this dude for his pockets, I thought he was interacting with you, talking about like because you said, bro, mom's on the way or baby's on the way, mom's in the hospital, something like that. And I was like, bro, is this guy really tremendously just trauma dumping on Huey right now about why he's got to get rid of his broadcaster? I thought he was like actually talking to you. I was like, bro, we could have got that shit for fucking 50 bucks. I all I know is that the roadcaster is in better hands because whatever he was doing with it, he was making straight ass, dude. You think so? No fucking way he was not. He I don't think he bro, he texted me three times on Facebook talking about I don't know how to use this thing, I don't know how to use this thing, and it's so clearly evident that he wasn't lying because when Huey like dropped off all the shit, he had like two cable connectors. Yeah, like cable TV connectors like to the TV that don't even connect to the roadcaster. I was like, why did he give you these cords? I don't fucking know what to do. There's just a lot of shit. Anyway, that's the last time I'll ever make you backdoor. I'm walking up to the like I'm I I have the shit, and now I'm now I'm like I'm not going back upstairs, I'm like putting it in the trunk of my car and everything. Yeah. And uh they're just like watching from the window. Yeah, your whole meeting's upstairs, just like watching you take these cases. Yeah, we have like these big ass windows, so they're just like Huey, are you making like are you making music? Like what? Do you have a podcaster or something, Huey? I saw you buy a roadcaster from that guy. For my friend. Or I'm gonna resell it. I'm just flipping it, I'm flipping it. I'm a savvy guy.

SPEAKER_05 5:58

I got I got into uh flipping, I'm on eBay.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

Yeah, sorry for making you deal with that, dude. I wish I could have done it myself. I was on the way to the fucking free out, dude. I went on a free road trip. It was perfect timing. It was like we were about to leave. Um my pops owns a uh like a river house up in Leakey, Texas, and uh up in Leakey, Manhattan. And uh you went to Lakey? Leakey?

SPEAKER_04 6:20

Lakey Leakey. That's where a lot of my family lives.

SPEAKER_06 6:23

Oh fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

Is that where you were?

SPEAKER_06 6:25

You guys have been hopped in the water with me?

SPEAKER_04 6:27

No, no, no, no. Uh when? This past weekend. No, no, no. I wasn't there this past weekend. That's uh my grandpa's side of the family. He has a lot of family up there.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

Yeah, it is. Or it's I don't know if it's a small town, but it has small town vibes. Yeah. That's where everyone knows each other.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

Our reunion used to be over there, yeah. It's cool there. It's really pretty over there, everyone talks to each other. It's awesome. I didn't know you were over there.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

Yeah, okay, so my pops owns a uh like a like a river house up there. He like texted me or like two or three weeks ago and was like, Ed, do you want to go up there on the to the river with us? And I was like, you know what, fuck it. Like, yeah, I'll go, I'll go. I haven't been to the frios since I was a kid. We went up there, first of all, I was sick. And he goes, We get there and he's like, I want to show you the place around, like the first time we go. And he's like, after I show you the place and like show you how everything works and everything, he's like, You and your buddies, you and your friends, if y'all ever want to, y'all can just come up here. Like, I own the place, like gas money and food and beer, that's all you need. Like, you don't have to pay us anything, you just go up there, and I was like, Oh shit, sick. So we go up there and uh I found like I was like looking on like Facebook like at the time, like before we left, to see if there was anything on the Roadcaster, and that's when I saw that shit. But I was about to hit the road in like a couple hours, and I was like, fuck dude, like I don't want this guy to sell it. And I was like, this is a good deal, it was like a lot cheaper than like any other place we would have like paid for it. So that's why I had you had to have it backdoor to you because like bro, I'm about to hit the road, I can't like I can't get it right now. Anyway, we go to the Frio and it was sick, bro. It was uh he has like this like three-bedroom, four-bedroom, like house, like on the like in a neighborhood on the water. The frio like is always super low, you can't like really float it, but there's a shit ton of like deep swimming holes like in different spots of it, and like there's like a ton of like rope swings and spots that you can jump in the water and shit. And it was so fun, like just going to the frio again. And he was like, Yeah, if you guys ever want to, like you and your buddies can like come up here on the weekend, like just like let me know whenever you want to come. Like, I'll like I'll set it up for you so you can guys can pull up here. And there's this one spot because I want to you know how we were talking about, like, want to do like scenic podcasts, yeah, like with like a cool background and shit, like out and about or whatever, like when we go to like Iceland, yeah. You want to do something like out there, yes, yeah. And uh there's a spot on like the on like on the river, and there's a tree, and it has like a a like a platform bench that someone built into this tree, and there's a power outlet next to it, and then like ten feet from it, there's like five or six stones, like big ass rocks in a circle where like people can sit there. I was like, bro, we could fucking shoot a podcast on the water out here. That would be so sick.

SPEAKER_01 8:51

The uh the hippie episode, yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

That would be so sick, dude. So I want to do that. We could we should definitely in the summer, we should plan a little weekend trip out there, bro. Go swimming.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

He's got like a fireplace, he's got the mule and four-wheelers and shit out there, bro. Hell yeah. I'm not gonna lie, you might die.

SPEAKER_04 9:06

It sounds like he might.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

It sounds like he thrived without you. I'm not, I'm I'm just who's that. I think you weren't holding him back. Lost his son, got an extra house, bro. Yeah. Real estate. Yeah, yeah. He got like tipsy and was like, man, ah fuck, I don't want to put this all this out there. But he's like, I'm really sorry.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

Like, he was like, he was like, I wasn't around, but I'm glad you gave me a second chance.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

I was like, Yeah, dude, make me a s'more dog. I was like, make me a s'more, Dad. S'more's looking a little light right now, actually.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Oh my god. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

You need the biggest s'more going everywhere. He's like he's like cleaning it up for me, like, oh talking loud as fuck, like you can't even hear what he's saying. No, for sure. For sure. You definitely um dude, that's also funny too, because it's like the last memory you have of your dad is like you're like a 10-year-old kid, and then the next time you meet up with him, you're just plastered drunk. It's literally like you've been blackout this whole time those years.

SPEAKER_05 10:28

Well, yeah, we bonded over like, dude, I fucking I just crushed Miller lights that whole weekend, bro.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

You got you on the river, dude. I'm talking just Miller to the dome, dude. It's gotta be like weird if he's like, Oh, Allie, dude, were you so funny? He's like, Yeah, I wonder why. Oh, why could that be, Dad? I was giving him so much shit, too, bro. I was just dog, I had like liquid courage. I was being myself. I was just dogging on him the whole time, bro. He was like a like a cheap ass. So, like, anytime he would talk about anything around the house, he would somehow mention like the price that it was to make it.

SPEAKER_05 11:04

And I'd be like, oh yeah, I bet you remember that I was just giving him shit the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

Dude, what if you pissed him off and he abandoned you again? I invited him up here, and all he did was fucking talk shit to me. I'm fucking done with him. I gave him a second chance, I'm done with him. It's done. That guy's an asshole. He was an asshole when he was a kid, and he's an asshole. Fuck that guy. All he does is cry. He still does it. Now you're just a drunk asshole. Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Nah, bro, he's a good sport. He takes it, he takes pretty good. Good sport.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

He dapped you up after.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

He's a hugger.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

Did you whenever you guys left, did you and Pitton get online and him and his new family got in the line and you guys after? Yeah, good game.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

We hit the good games on the riverbank. Yeah. Just riverbank the games. Again. It was fucking sick. Ever since he told me, he was like, Yeah, you and your buddies can like come up. He like literally, like bar for bar was like, yeah, you and like your podcast friends come up here. And I was like, fucking say less. What are you talking about the pod? Yeah, bro. He's talking about the pod.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

He definitely thinks you're a fucking loser, dude.

SPEAKER_05 12:08

I saw he viewed my TikTok profile. I had to block his account. Hey, that shit was so fucking funny. Mr. Mark.

SPEAKER_04 12:19

I said we go harder. This is my free time, man. This is what I like to do in my free time. Once a week. I'll be at work in the morning. Don't worry about it, man.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

I'm off the clock.

SPEAKER_04 12:29

Yeah, dude. I'm fully I'm so off the clock you wouldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Mr. Mark. He goes, yeah, my boss uh TikTok page I had to block him. I was like, why the fuck would you do that? Yeah, I was like, dude, he's like, Do you think he's cool? And I was like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 12:45

My fucking boss fucks with the podcast, bro. Why don't you just give him a chance? Maybe he'll fucking give you a raise.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

The only raise I'm gonna get from my boss would be him raising his hand. Raising his eyebrows. Not really. It's a different industry though.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

Like I any any restaurant, like any. I'm going into people's homes. Yeah, anytime I've bartended, like I um any manager I've had probably would would have would have fucked with like the puck. Yeah, I think I had a manager that did stand-up comedy. Or like managers that would like like I would sell Adderall to, you know? Fuck yeah. So like I of course, yeah, that that is actually the demographic that we're going for. It is different, like whenever. Maybe I need to keep this job until the shit takes off. This guy signs your paychecks. I mean it's really not because you you have a lot more control over your schedule than a lot of people do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

You guys can like put up shifts and shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

Maybe everyone recorded on another like day and fucking switch around.

SPEAKER_04 13:39

Yeah. I gotta like hope I get off work. My schedule is 7 30 in the morning to hopefully. I gotta hope there's a false flag. A false flag.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

I hit the five year mark of my job and I I get I got 30 days of PTO now, I think. 30 days? Yeah. That's nice. I get two weeks. It's a whole month, dude. Like you have to well, I've been there for five years, so I'm not sure if it starts like the end of the year. Can you do it consecutive? Just like, yeah, let me get June off. I got Ramadan, dude. Yeah, let me get June off. I'm just use all my PTO. Nice. Did you just rip S? What you guys hearing?

SPEAKER_04 14:17

What the fuck are you guys talking about? You guys interrupted me. It's the fucking Foster's dude. This Australian beer's got it going on down under.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

Foster's Australian for Queev.

SPEAKER_04 14:29

Yeah, this Foster's beer is making me fart out of my asshole.

SPEAKER_03 14:33

Anyways. Anyway, what's been going on lately? Whether you see this Christy Gnomes bullshit. What's her husband's name?

unknown 14:40

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 14:41

Brian, but spelled B-O-Y-O-N.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

Double D Brian.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

Yeah, double D Brian. Massive tits, bro. Did you hear the Tim Dylan podcast episode of him talking about his tits? I didn't. Oh God goes off. Just talks about his tits. It's pretty entertaining. Tim Dylan's where I get all my news from.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

Well when I first heard about it, I thought it was like the like the a silicone vest he was throwing on. It is. And then I know it's a balloon.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

It's actually just balloons. I wrote a joke about it. Yeah. Yeah. I have a little uh I wrote something in my notebook about it. Uh for all the dads that just threw a birthday party recently. If you're wondering what to do with the extra balloons, just uh just throw them away. Uh it's gonna lead you down a dark path. Ask Christy Gnome's husband.

SPEAKER_03 15:34

Yeah, he's uh supposedly he's a foot, he's freak maxing. He's freak maxing for sure.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

Yeah, he's paying ladies $25 an hour to sex. And then he also begged the virtual sex worker to marry him. I learned that today. Did you married? Yeah, to Christy Gnome. They have kids together, yeah. He's a republic. Dude, it kind of sounds like Dement. I'm confused because since when are tits lame? Is everybody fucking gay all of a sudden? Like some fucking guy with a beard and tits can walk around Seattle and that's cool. But just a regular white guy is. Yeah, but he was doing like duck lips and then sending it to sex workers.

SPEAKER_05 16:29

So do you at least have makeup on? I hate when a bitch doesn't have makeup on.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

It looks like a it looks like if you like like there's just not no sense going on. There's no blending whatsoever.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

No, just yeah, you can differentiate the his face and neck like uh like a Mexican girl in high school.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

The thing is too though, he's like he's calling women and doing this too, so everybody's like giving him shit about it, but also it's like he's just calling women to be like, tell me I'm hot too, you know.

SPEAKER_04 17:00

Yeah, the guy just has low self-esteem. I'm just a freak out, like uh he's really just a lesbian. He's just a bitch likes bitches, dude. Yeah, he's Bruce Jenner, yeah. Is re well Bruce Jenner was Republican too. Or Caitlin. It's Caitlin.

SPEAKER_02 17:16

Is she still you fucking deadnam on this podcast?

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Wow, dude. Fucking whatever. What is Manhattan come to kill herself soon?

SPEAKER_03 17:25

Or or a school. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 17:28

Or school.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Yeah, she's driving. She's driving anywhere in a fucking school, school zone. Oh, yeah, she can do it, but we can't make jokes about it, huh? That fucking sucks. You'd think she's breaking with a size fucking 12. You'd think she'd be able to stop for children. Well, that's what happened. Her foot got caught under the clutch of the ass metal and the brake. Big ass foot, dude. She's got hooves. That's crazy. The South Park shit.

SPEAKER_05 17:56

Their old tongue sticking out. Dude, South Park comes for everybody. I love South Park. It is the fucking South Park or family guy? You gotta pick one.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

South Park. South Park. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:08

It was big news because Christy Gnome is like a like a conservative.

SPEAKER_04 18:11

She was the secretary of something. Not anymore. Not important. She got fired. A couple days later. This comes out.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

Secretary not putting out, apparently. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:27

Yeah, dude. That's I you know what? I blame Christy.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

It's Christy's fault. It is Christy's fault. It is Christy's fault. She should have fucked up. He was a stay-at-home dad. He had to be a stay-at-home dad. Stay-at-home dad. There's no way you have a nine to five and you find time to do that shit. You'd be surprised, man.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

You'd be surprised. It's like all those guys that jerk off on Omagel, you know? They're gotta be working somehow to pay for that internet package. That's what he's doing. That wrist, basically.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

What happened? Oh no, I just said working that wrist. Referring to jacking off a penis.

SPEAKER_03 18:59

Steph Curry in this house has a totally different meaning.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Yeah, she signs, she's getting picked. The Apex check, they hits hard, dog. Yeah. The Apex chick ain't no joke.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

I think she was an Apex girly.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

It had to be. All public servants go in and they come out rich. So it doesn't surprise me that he's like. I don't know, he might have a good job, but like if she's making like half a meal a mil or something like that, he's like, oh, I'm small time. She's like, fuck, dude, I gotta hope.

SPEAKER_04 19:28

I'll tell you, he wasn't making enough to get real fake tits. He was using fucking party balloons.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

She must have got it loaded like that. What kind of broken was she? She won't even know.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

She just didn't share.

SPEAKER_06 19:37

Is she packing is she pack a punch like that, dude? She got tits up there? Yeah, she's got a pretty big dick.

SPEAKER_04 19:44

Yeah. Rose is just gotta be big enough to fit between his tits. Right?

SPEAKER_06 19:49

Don't thrust too hard. You're gonna pop it.

SPEAKER_04 19:51

Dude, those are like anime tits. Those are huge, big fucking knockers, dude. Those are some big fake tits. He blew up those balloons. I know it's hard as fuck to tie those balloons. He fucking aired them up all the way. Fuck! Just getting lightheaded in his bedroom.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Heal him, helium, helium mountain. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is, is like if he was smart, they would be healing too because they would raise a little bit, make them look like they sit nice. He's just blowing a hot ass breath in them. They're just gonna sag.

SPEAKER_04 20:20

Dad, I'm hungry. Well, wait for me to flow back down.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

Dad's busy, sweetie.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

Let me put these away. Dad's clean in the room. Don't come in yet. What if he's been busted before? And like uh she like she just hears a noise of like he's like he's blowing up the balloons like without trying to wake her. What was that? I farted. I farted. They're quiet today.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

You think he's ever like gone to sleep early and she stayed downstairs working? She walked into like a dark bedroom, just heard like a balloon pop. They get scared.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

The friction, the squeaking of a balloon. Has to hurry up and jump under the covers again.

SPEAKER_03 21:00

You holding a pillow over your chest? Just scurrying under the bed. Oh fuck, oh fuck. I can't crawl, these tits are too big. He's like, oh, that was a close one. As she's walking away, as she's turning away, just a fucking loud ass pop. Oh, not again.

SPEAKER_05 21:16

Yeah, you're like trying to tie them, and then he's like, he's like, fuck, fuck. I gotta air this one back up now. Fuck, I let too much air up.

SPEAKER_04 21:26

Dude, once you get horny off of making fake tits, where do you go from like so you've made the fake tits, right? They're on your chest, they're in your shirt. You have to keep your shirt on, obviously. So you're weenie the pooing and horny. Do you just look in the mirror and jack off? Do you look at tits on your phone and jack off? Like, how do you where do you get off from that? Did when he was talking to the sex girls, was he like rubbing his fake tits, or was he like, are these tits big? Or like, what what do you even do with the fake balloon tits?

SPEAKER_03 21:54

What do you think is in his my eyes only on Snapchat?

SPEAKER_04 21:57

Probably different colored party balloons.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

With Party City clothes, he'd like his balloon tricks. Yeah. Party City's going out of business? Oh fuck, I gotta hit him. He hit a lick.

SPEAKER_04 22:13

Oh gosh. I wonder if you had green ones for St. Patty's Day. Kiss me, I'm Irish. He probably said that to his uh his on-the-phone sex freak.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

I wish I knew what his voice sounded like. I would just impersonate him all the time. Are you doing what's his name again?

SPEAKER_04 22:31

Fucking Brian Brian Gnomes.

SPEAKER_06 22:33

Are you doing Brian Gnomes again? Damn it, Alec. Stop doing Brian Gnomes again.

SPEAKER_04 22:39

Brian Gnomes.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

25 bucks an hour.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

Cheap. But it's above minimum wage. So um yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

I will say this economy.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

Yeah, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

If if you told me to do like if I'm if I'm a girl. No, it was 25 bucks a minute. Holy shit, dude. I had read an article and it was like 25 bucks a minute.

SPEAKER_06 22:59

Well, that's what he was paying? Yeah. Oh, damn, dude, I would be out of money in two hours.

SPEAKER_04 23:03

So yeah, he was blowing his wife's money on phone hookers.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

That's why you couldn't afford the balloons. The fucking budget.

SPEAKER_04 23:11

The correct way to talk to hookers. Do you talk to hookers properly or do you talk to them like you're paying them? Either way, I want to talk about it. How do you tell? Yeah. Hooker, suck.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

Fucking dumb bitch. What time is it? She's constantly interrupting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:31

She gives you a paragraph.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

25 a minute, dude. I you better like just for $25 a minute, like Kanye West should be like sending me like bars. Like, I should be getting ghostwriting. I need a I should be approving of Yeezy clothing. I should, yeah, just be getting actual, like, no, use this. That's insane.

SPEAKER_05 23:51

Yeah, $25 a minute. I don't think it's a good idea. $25 an hour.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

I was like, oh, like, I was gonna be like, you know, if you're a girl, it's like $25 an hour to sex people and just chill at home or like be a sandwich artist. Like, dude, I'm fucking sexting all day. $25 a minute? I would do anything for $25 a minute. You fucking Stephen King and Stephen King just You gotta work quick because your paycheck's gonna go fast. Stephen King sexting you for $25 an hour. That's JK Rowling is That's a minute.

SPEAKER_06 24:20

$25 a minute.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

$25 a minute.

SPEAKER_06 24:24

I would do absolutely anything for $25 a minute.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

I don't think there's anything I would not do for $25 a minute. Casey, I would do your job for a while. How much is that hourly? That's what I thought. Someone pull up the calc. This is why. By the way, if you're listening, calc is short for calculator. Dude, this foster is fucking good.

SPEAKER_04 24:40

I'm gonna stock up on it.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

That seems on par for sex work though. Like $1,500 an hour. It's like escort. Yeah, but how long? But you're not fucking though. We gotta say there's weird kinks out there. How weird can you be over text, though? How weird can you be over text?

SPEAKER_03 25:00

Let me introduce you to my friend, my friend Joey. Fucking hey. Who the fuck is Joey? Uh he hits her back. She's like, Well, I'm not a doctor, but I think that's the liver uh billing you for the alcohol. And he's like, Well, can you swallow a big dick if you can't shut the fuck up? Whoa. This guy that used to work with us got fired for I think I'm allowed to talk about this since he doesn't work for anymore. He'll be dead in like a week. I think I think I know this character actually. Who is it? I think I worked with him. Yeah, you can't do it. I worked there before y'all did. Also, doesn't remember you. That's fine. That's fine. Probably good. I I that feels like shit, doesn't it? No. This happened to me a couple times. I quit in the best way ever. I fucking walked out and took the money. Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

That's every job I've had since I think 2020 is when I stopped doing this. But I used to just get jobs part-time and then just fucking leave. Like out the back door and go. Just and like block numbers, not answer calls, and just ghost a bunch of companies. You're such a good guy. I've only done that, I think. At home, bada bing, papa seafood. Yeah, I mean, Papa Seafood, they told me uh like you're gonna work Christmas Eve. And I was like, no, I'm not. Like, I have to go to my grandma's house. And they're like, Well, we did like a lottery system and your thing got called, and I was like, Alright, that's fine, like I'll do it. And I just didn't go. You just didn't show up. So yeah, I put them in a bind. But also, who the fuck's going there on Christmas Eve?

SPEAKER_03 26:27

You'd be surprised, dude.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

I would be, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

I can't believe you guys are open right now. Yeah. Why are you working?

SPEAKER_04 26:34

With the plumbing stuff, they're like, Oh, like I can't believe they got like they sent you over here so late. Yeah, it's like you picked this time. You fucking I know how the fucking dispatching works. You said you were available at this time, that's why I'm here. Don't be nice to me.

SPEAKER_05 26:48

Yeah, right. They they do that shit a lot. Like, they'll they'll schedule you on like the worst, and you would think, like, oh yeah, today's gonna be dead, but it's like the busiest day of the year every time.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

I've been working at the hospital for three days straight.

SPEAKER_05 27:00

Really?

SPEAKER_04 27:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

That sounds like shit.

SPEAKER_04 27:03

It is. It is literally shit. Do you get the plum in a lab coat? Sick dying people's shit. And uh also pregnant ladies and diabetics, all kinds of stuff. Yeah, they're very they're very strict there.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

They technically can't keep you from wearing a fucking heart thing. If you just have it like over your shoulder, like your doctor smells like shit, dude. Oh dude.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Not even pretending they're impersonated, but you just have it from Walgreens for like 11 bucks. Just gonna get it.

SPEAKER_04 27:39

You guys think I should start like this?

SPEAKER_03 27:46

You know what? You should just be like next time you're working in the hospital as your plumber, you should be like, hey, I gotta go take a piss real quick and walk off and just see if you can go take someone's vitals. Just put a lab coat on, just be like, Yeah, I'm here to take your vitals.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Yeah, or just took my vitals. I could take their medicine. I could take all their pills. No, we can't. This has to go. Now that Mr. Mark Collins is watching.

SPEAKER_03 28:10

The arteries, they're just like the plumbing system of the body, basically. So I got that all that shit figured out.

SPEAKER_04 28:15

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

You know the female body in and out, bro.

SPEAKER_04 28:18

Okay, yeah, it's like the arteries of a building plumbing. Not to be gay, but that is what it is. It sucks dick because it's full of shit. It's not full of blood, it's full of poop and piss.

SPEAKER_03 28:30

It's like a crawfish.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a crawl dad. It is like, yeah. You just eat seafood for a little bit. Yeah, it stinks and it has poop and piss in it.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

That's like eating the box from behind.

SPEAKER_04 28:39

Well, I like that.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

That's fun. The ideal position. Oh, that's fun.

SPEAKER_04 28:47

Yeah, that's always cool.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

I'm box maxing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

Not being able to tell if it stinks or if your nose is too close to her asshole.

SPEAKER_01 28:58

Depends on how charged up you are, too. So, like if it does stink, you don't you don't care. Yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 29:03

What did you take a fucking shit 30 minutes ago? What is this? You gotta get up a day, dude.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Hey, Casey, where are you talking about this um Mexican Jewish chicken relation?

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Oh, dude, yeah. Alright. Everybody's so up in arms about fucking Mexicans fighting chickens and stuff. Uh uh they give them a fighting chance. The Jewish people don't. Not at all. They just uh they go to like downtown New York and cut a chicken's throat open and sacrifice it to something, Steinberg, and uh yeah. Nobody says anything about that, but everybody has a problem with chicken fighting. Or in Mike's Vic uh Mike Vick's case, dogs, which you can compare Indonesia in America, yeah. McGelvick. I don't know. I just I feel like Mexicans get a bad rap with the chicken fighting because they're doing it for for gambling. Not every building has electricity for slot machines. So get a couple of chickens, get a couple guys, couple razor blades, yeah. A couple razor blades, kosher chickens, yeah, kosher chickens. Uh coke and some cervey. They have a good time, yeah. But uh if you go to New York, yeah, the chickens are doing bad there. They don't have a fighting chance at all. Just get snatched up and slit. Uh I don't know, that's a little bit graphic. Jews uh Mexicans, Jews. If I had to pick one on Team Mexican, all the way. Uh I'm a canelah. As far as the the treatment of chickens go. Either way, they're dying. Mexicans, yeah. Either way, they're dying. Yep. Fajiras one way or another. I guess, dude, I don't even know the thing.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

He got hooked up with a with a breakfast with a brisket breakfast burrito, and he's like halfway through eating, he was like, It's those Indians, that's the real problem.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

Yeah, dude. Mexicans are not the problems. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

That's like every racist. Like, if you're like an actually true racist and like you don't like Mexicans, you go like eat Tex Mex one time, like halfway through, you're like, you know, maybe it's not the Mexicans, maybe it is.

SPEAKER_05 31:16

Like, I know they all look alike.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

All those damn Indian engineers coming over here. Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

I've been working with Mexicans since I was like 17 years old. You know, and that's in kitchens and yeah, shoe stores, blue collar stuff, and uh, they are the best, they're the sunshine to my life. They just want to make my days better.

SPEAKER_03 31:35

They just they just want to have a good time. You know, I'll tell you what, they fucking know how to party too, bro. They know how to party.

SPEAKER_04 31:41

You can be having the shittiest day of work ever, and to them it's just like, I'm glad to be here. Yeah, it's like oh because back home they're making two cents. Yeah, you're so sweet. I love you.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

$25 a minute over here, bro. Yeah, yeah. You could go to a one-year-old's birthday party and be more hammered than you've ever been in your entire life. It is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Like, it doesn't matter like what the how old they're turning, it's an excuse to get fucked up. Oh, yeah. It is 100% an excuse to get fucked up. Someone's Cheweenie just like fucking had a they just removed like a skin tag.

SPEAKER_06 32:13

Oh, we gotta fucking drink today. Let's fucking go, bro. Oh, invite the family over.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

The Mexicans are the fucking last three days, dude. I like them. They're Catholic, bro. I like the fuck with the Catholics, dog. The Catholics are cool.

SPEAKER_05 32:27

I fuck with the Catholics, dog.

SPEAKER_03 32:30

I'm cool with the Mexicans. The Tex Mexicans, that's where I draw the line, though. That's freaking.

SPEAKER_04 32:37

Lately, I've been seeing things where it's like uh four Texas men accused of killing so and so, and it's just like a picture of four Mexicans. It's well, which one did it? I remember the LO they warned me about this. They told me this day was coming. I fell for it. I let the food talk to me. They told me this day was coming, dude. I'm not being racist enough, dude. My ancestors will be pissed. I gotta be more racist. Dude, you should get happy on here. Speaking of that. No, we shouldn't.

SPEAKER_06 33:10

You think you'd be good, bro? Canadians do suck.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

Do you remember when the USA hockey team beat their asses? I do, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:16

That was uh that was like the last time I felt America beating uh Canada in hockey is like a white dude beating a black dude in a street fight. Like, y'all made this shit, bro. Like, what is how are you fucking? Yeah, are you serious right now? Yeah, you really want to do this?

SPEAKER_04 33:30

I beat up way more gas station employees than you did.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Oh, dude, I know uh Houston's okay. I think we talked about this last time about Houston getting a hockey team, and I thought it was gonna be an NHL team. It's not an NHL team. Oh, uh yeah, I thought we talked about it. It's like we did talk about it. They're like the arrows. The arrows weren't an NHL team? Yeah, I no, no.

SPEAKER_01 33:51

No, they were like it's like minor leagues of like hockey. The Manhattan Arms.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

The Manhattan Arrows, Manhattan Arrows, yeah. Uh yeah, they were like just like right below, like a farm team. But I'm still gonna go watch one. It's not so big to where they have like triple A and shit like that. It's just like one farm team. I want to get just like minors maybe so bad. I still yeah, I still want to. I still want to fucking go.

SPEAKER_04 34:10

Let's go to a game, dude. It's just gonna be a bunch of Houston.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

Yeah, no, they're like a like contender for the Stanley Cup, I think. Almost every year, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

Almost every year. They're very good hockey teams.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

I would down, I would be down to go watch it, bro. Let's go see a fucking hockey game. As much as I don't like soccer because it's a fucking dog shit sport.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

I really would like to time out uh uh timeout. I'd really like to well, I guess I I don't know what the verbiage is there, but I'd like to plan a time where we can go see a stars game and a cowboys game at the same time. That'd be I would I would. Uh, you guys probably wouldn't be interested in the Cowboys part. I'll go watch it. I mean, I'll go watch it. I've been to an NFL game and button stadium is also like nice as fuck. Yeah. Like it's a year a good time.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

They spent $50 billion on it. Yeah, Jerry's world.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

Jerry man, Jerry World.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

I would love to go to the NFL NFL game. The last NFL game I went to was when Andre Johnson whipped Cortland Finnegan's ass. I was there. Oh, that's there. Dude, it was so sick. I went with my buddy uh his name's Colin. We were like really good friends in in elementary school. It was like I was in fifth grade. And um I had like an extra ticket to a game, and like I asked Colin, I was like, Yeah, you want to go to the football game with us? And I was like, he's like, Yeah, and he had he did not play, he was just like a skater kid. Like he did not give a fuck about anything else, but like just skating. And we went to this game, and I remember I was in love with football. And uh I remember I just see like Andre Johnson just whipping Cortland Finnegan's ass, and I remember Colin was just knuckle deep in nachos, just didn't like give a fuck, and like we just eat that.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

Like, there's fighting, that's metal shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:42

I know, bro. That's why I want to go to hockey too, because I hockey they just scrap it nonstop. Yeah, they have enforcers, they've like they draft people just to get into fights. Really? Yeah, there's like guys that like they like hey, your job is to go out there and like whip X. There's a there's a guy like the New York Rangers, he's like six foot seven, and like they just drafted him like just to six foot seven, like like two fifty, just to fucking just to scrap with people. Yeah, that's so sick, bro.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Like going back to the uh USA Canada, I think we had played them in like I don't know what they call like a friendly match.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

Like an exhibition?

SPEAKER_01 36:13

Yeah, an exhibition in Canada, and they did the national anthem and everybody booed and national. Is that what that was? And they dropped gloves and immediately started scrapping so tough. And then we beat them. Yeah, we beat them.

SPEAKER_03 36:26

It is a mental aspect of like, dude, they actually they fizz like if someone someone like physically beats your ass and then now you're playing them in a sport, it's gonna fuck with your concentration a little bit. Oh, on ice. Then imagine like there's nothing gayer than like, okay, like getting your ass beat is gay, but then getting your ass beat on like ice skates is even gayer. Like it's gonna suck so bad.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

Getting your ass beat is just all right we're all gonna wear we're gonna wear stilettos.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

Just getting your ass just pummeled, bro, on ice skates. You gotta get up and you're just like, man, fuck this, and just skirt the skirt off, dude.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

Those hockey bros though, they're fucking they're they're they're like the prime suspects for bar fights. I know, bro.

SPEAKER_05 37:05

In another life, I was a hockey fucking player, bro.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

Yeah, half of them just yeah, they just rocked the no teeth.

SPEAKER_03 37:15

And that's like honestly, like what's worse, like fighting the guy that's like what has no grill or fighting the guy with cauliflower ears in like a bar fight? Cauliflower. Cauliflower ears, for sure. But like no if a dude was talking to me and like you could like he's a big guy and he has no teeth. Clearly, this guy does not give a fuck about anything. And you're like, he might kill me. That's like a curb stopping, like just waiting to happen. Well, it also depends too.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

It's like, is he athletic build or is he just some tweaker that wandered in? He's the dude that Yuki was talking about, bro.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

He got drafted for this shit. Jack Hughes? Which the guy without the teeth, the one the uh the uh the Olympic guy.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

That's the hardest picture I've ever seen. Yeah, awesome.

SPEAKER_04 37:51

Yeah, I don't know. With the American flag, I think that's Jack Hughes. I think his brother is Quinn Hughes, who's Jack Hughes player, but Jack Hughes, I think, got like the big moment with his tooth knocked out. That's so sick.

SPEAKER_05 38:01

Didn't he like lose his teeth like like going into that too?

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Like he lost his pucked up in the fucking mouth. Like his own fist, bro. Like from the shit knocked out, they're getting their shit knocked out, spit there's a whole barstool bullshit called spitting chiclets, and it's spitting out your teeth. Like they just hockey fire.

SPEAKER_05 38:21

So tough, bro. We gotta go. There's no bottom of face thing. And they don't give a fuck, bro.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

And I dude, I don't think they wear mouth guards. No, no, no, definitely not. They get bitches, bro. They have to get bitches. They do. They have to get it. The no mouth guard thing is crazy. Like, because like why it's not a puck bunny. Like, why would you just puck bunny? That's what it's called. Mouth guards have come like so far to where like you can talk. Like, I could I could have like the mouth guard I have, I could talk and wear this whole podcast, and you would not next podcast, you gotta bring it. Alright. Just fucking mouth guard it up. No, because uh the they have like they have like one swipe, like you send it and it's like a it's like a basically like an off-site dentist that yeah, like molds it perfectly. It's not like boiling it in water. It's like invisaline. Yeah, it's like mold molded exactly your teeth, where like it does not lose.

SPEAKER_01 39:11

I mean, that's how they make grills and shit. Yeah. He's the Asian dude.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

Johnny Dang. He was a Johnny Dang for your fucking mouthpiece. Dude, I see I see his building with like uh fucking my my primary care physician is in is in like Chinatown, Bel Air area. Oh yeah. Bel Air, New York, and uh and like I pass Johnny Dang, like every time I see their sub to him? No, no, like like like like his place? Okay, like you see your shop and it's like Dude, Paul Wall's probably in there. You see, like you will see like some crazy fucking cars. Yeah, like what the fuck is this? Is this a wraith? Like fucking 2 p.m. Bro, people come from all over the place to see Johnny Dang. Did he invent grills? I don't think so. I think he's just like like most Asians, he just like the Louis Vuitton of grills, you know.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

He's just like that high-end market.

SPEAKER_03 40:02

No, I think I'm not even tripping. I think Johnny Dang invented grills, dog. I think he's like who put grills on the map. Maybe like uh like Korean barbecue? Yeah. Like I think like he probably put it on the map, but there's no way he invented it. I bet grills probably I bet it's like one of those things where like there's fossils of people with grills and shit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

My great great granddad had one. It was just a bunch of uh Vietnamese teeth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

From George Washington had the original grill. Yeah, that's a risky grill. That's a risky grill. It was like slave teeth.

SPEAKER_04 40:38

The wood grill, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

This motherfucker. Oh, okay. It was not Johnny Dang, bro. Who did it? Well, who did it? It was uh Eddie. That's so funny. Eddie Plaine. Johnny Dang and Eddie Plaine, bro. Eddie Plaine? Eddie Plaine, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:52

I wonder if that is that where Plain Jane came. Oh, a jeweler. Oh, Jewell. Jewler?

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Jeweler from New York. It was Howie Bling. Howie Bling invented the first, the foist, the foist grill. I remember my first grill. You better not be grilling pork on that thing.

SPEAKER_05 41:14

Gosh, I love Juju jokes. They're the best. They're the fucking best, dude. They're the best, man.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

Sacrifice why. Yeah, I I saw I find I finally got around to seeing Marty Supreme. Whenever I sent that text about whenever I I finished the clip, and I was like, the wedding was fucking liquor only. I'm hammered right now. Liquor only wedding? Liquor only wedding. It's a black wedding. It's a La Marc wedding, dude. Liquor only wedding. LaMarquez. How fucked up are you? I was mixing tequila and whiskey, actually. Oh my diabolical. Fucking demon time. Diabolical. And uh, what's it called? Uh in I came home and like I was like still like just like they're I mean they're playing like hype, like they had a they had a very, very nice like jazz band that was like doing like covers of like just whether like pop songs, like rap songs, and shit like that. And then eventually they started just DJing or whatever. And it was like an open aux scores. So like there was they're playing, they're playing fucking popping my collar, was playing they're playing 3-6 pop in that bitch. Like, it's like you come home and you're like, I'm I'm not ready to go to bed. I'm like fucking wire, dude.

SPEAKER_01 42:29

I'm all fucking body's vibrating.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

Just whiskey and tequila all night, listening to 3-6 mafia thing. You're getting home. I was wearing a fucking bolo tie. It uh dude, uh, and then so I was like, I I got Marty Supreme, finally watched it. I was up till like four in the fucking morning. It's a great movie, right? Yeah, such a fucking good movie. That's a good movie. The Safety Bros do it again.

SPEAKER_04 42:53

They do it, dude. You gotta watch. Have you seen Good Times?

SPEAKER_03 42:56

No, that's the one I'm missing. You need to watch that.

SPEAKER_04 42:58

That's the one I missed.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Marty Supreme will make a lot more sense. Imagine the shittiest Marty Supreme. This is Good Time. This is bottom of the door.

SPEAKER_04 43:07

This is Marty Supreme if he had no potential at all.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

But the same, with the same fucking delusion, the same more delusion, actually. Not better than you. More the most important thing. I know I'm better than you, is that the guy? More more delusion. More delusion.

SPEAKER_04 43:20

The accent, there's like a thing where Robin Pat uh Robert Pattinson does like weird accents and like different stuff for all of his roles. This might be like the weirdest one. It's a very weird sounding voice. Yeah. Mickey 17.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

His voice in Mad was really weird. It's like high pitched. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

High pitched, but like freaked out.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

He's supposed to be like Russian or something like that. Because his name is like uh like uh in the movie is called his name's like Connie, but he's short for like some like kind of Russian name. I like that's Conrad. Like something Kanitsya or something like that. Some like fu uh yeah, like some like Russian ass name.

SPEAKER_04 43:59

I don't know. But that movie is fucking awesome. That's gonna watch it. That's a that's a very, very, very fun movie to watch. How long is it? Not that long. Like two hours. Half and a half, two hours to be.

SPEAKER_05 44:11

I hate when a movie's two and a half. Really?

SPEAKER_04 44:14

You don't like a two and a half hour movie?

SPEAKER_05 44:16

I do, but I gotta be on a fucking plane.

SPEAKER_04 44:17

No, dude. You saw Project Gail Mary. That was like two hours in the year. Or in the theater. If I'm looking at the video. I'll tell you what. Watch Dune 1, Dune 2, and then we'll go see. We talked about seeing Putin. When is Dune 3 coming out? This year. This summer. Watch two movies. It's on your birthday?

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Let's go for Huey's birthday, bro.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

Let's go for your birthday.

SPEAKER_03 44:38

So I'll fucking while out at a local theater. Dude, if I watch Dune 1 and it's not good, I'm gonna be pissed.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

Dude, Dune 2 is fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

You have to watch Dune 1 to get the privilege to watch Dune 2, and then we'll all rejoice with Dune 3, which will be probably the final movie of I I doubt they're gonna make anything past Dune 3. Did you read Either of the Books?

SPEAKER_01 45:03

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

I was saying like I I get that take if if you didn't like read the book. Because Dune 2 is a prettier movie. Like it's just like it's fucking like but Dune 1 is like more accurate to the book, which is like really, really hard to like like Dune 1 was great for the story.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

Like the story, they did a good job. Like it then we go into Dune 2, it's like okay, you kind of know what's going on, and like Paul Trade the build of everything, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:32

That'll be your favorite movie character of all time.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

This is Timmy. Timmy. I heard he like gets you fucking like ready for war.

SPEAKER_04 45:39

Bro, I'm telling you, a hundred and thirty-pound scrawny white dude getting you ready to do whatever. Yeah, like strapping, dude. It's awesome. I am Paul Tradic. Yes, yes. He's a good actor. The whole speech, the second movie, yeah, dude. My god, and the trailer for the third one. When we're done with this, I'll show you that. We listen to the speech. Throughout the whole trailer, there's Timothy Chalamet starting a chant and then like ending a chant, and it gets like more intense as the trailer goes. That's good. And it's all like Timothy Chalamet's voice, like he actually did the chant himself for the uh uh what do you call it? What's the guy that wins the award for the sound? Hans Zimmer. Yeah, but what's that job called? Uh like I mean score movies. Yeah, score. That yeah, like he did it for him instead of like having somebody like Timothy Challenger. Kills it. Yeah. Got you hyped for the third one. This is SDK? Dude, I like yeah, dude. I like kind of like freak the fuck out in my car. I watched it uh on my lunch break in my car.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

I want to watch it. But it's just like the people that recommend me do dedicate time to it.

SPEAKER_04 46:48

I know, it's not like a Star Wars, it's not like a Star Trek, it's not like that. Everyone compares it to Star Wars, though. But it's nothing like it at all.

SPEAKER_01 46:55

Different planet. They think that it has to do with Star Wars.

SPEAKER_04 47:01

Unless you want to consider like I guess Anakin.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

So they can breathe.

SPEAKER_06 47:07

So it's Star Wars.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

No, they can all breathe in Star Wars without anything. It's from Star Wars stole that from Frank Herbert. Stein Wars.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

No, like Frank Herbert made that in the fucking 40s. Dune? Star Wars stole their whole shit from anything that's cool from the 40s? Yes, dude. From the 40s.

SPEAKER_04 47:24

Dudes went to space a long time ago. Long time ago. They've already taken every valuable.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

Late 40s, early 50s.

SPEAKER_05 47:32

Damn, bro. It's really it's fucking old like that.

SPEAKER_03 47:34

Yeah, because it's good.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

Uh I think the first, like, yeah, they made movies about it, and I think they came out in like the 70s, 70s or 80s.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

He's the one who played Paula Trades previously had a significant role in the real housewives or whatever. He's the dad from Fallout. Yes. Yes, that guy.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Yeah, he's uh he was played the original Paula Trades in like the 70s or 80s from the real housewives.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

What's it called?

SPEAKER_02 47:59

Who uh fucking what's his name? Uh like David Bowie was like in that movie. I'm pretty sure. Like it's a fucking wild ass game.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

Have y'all seen The Labyrinth with David Bowie? Have you guys seen that movie? No, it's like a fevered dream of a movie. That movie makes me so uncomfortable. One too many benefits. I used to watch it when I was a kid, but now like if I watch it now, it like freaks me the fuck out. It's fucking like that. It trips me out. If I smoked the weed and watched the labyrinth, I think I might shoot myself in the head. Let's throw it on. Not even kidding. Let's smoke weed and do it.

SPEAKER_05 48:30

I got both of those.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

A lot of people do mushrooms and watch that, which is like insane to me.

SPEAKER_04 48:35

It's like uh David Bowie kidnaps some girl's little sister, and they go to like some different place where everything is like a animal puppet type thing. It's like it's like house in Wonderland on acid. Yes, it's very weird, and everything's like hand puppeted almost. Yeah. And it's it's if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's honestly it's worth watching, but it's very like it makes you feel like like you're sick. Yeah, it's very like you have an illness. I don't know if I want to watch this.

SPEAKER_03 49:07

If I was tripping by myself, I would not like that at all. But if I was like with like a few people, you would not like it even if you were with a few people.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Yeah, it's a little weird.

SPEAKER_03 49:19

I don't like movies like that, bro. I want to like enjoy the movie.

SPEAKER_04 49:22

We'll do it. We'll all smoke weed and then uh watch Labyrinth and do a podcast after when we talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

I'll watch it. We should all trip together.

SPEAKER_04 49:28

That'd be if I was gonna trip with anybody, I'd do it with the people here. Yeah, I don't know if I would do it. Dude, uh dude, dude, I'll think I would ever I don't think I would ever wake up.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

I don't think I'd set myself on second mushrooms.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

What would you do, Doug? I don't know. What the fuck would you do on second? Crazy.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

I'd do like a low dose mushroom. So I wouldn't do a hero dose or anything like that. Five grams. That's the least hero dose. What is that? Five grams.

SPEAKER_03 49:53

Oh, fucking Huey said he'd OD'd on fucking 14 grams one time. No OD. My friend started whiling out in the intersection, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

No, he was too like I think at this point, like weed is basically with where weed is now. I think that's enough for me. I don't think I need to do anything else past that. I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Spirited away. That's a good mess. While on mushrooms, that's do you feel good? The animation's great.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

Did you ever watch Panyo? No. Ponyo's good. Watch Panyo. Panyo's dude and more Players. Studio Ghibli or whatever it is, right? Yeah, same thing as uh Spirited Away. Yeah, same guy. Um Pano. Panyo's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 50:38

Okay. Howl's Moving Castle and like the House Moving. I think that one in Spirit Away as you want. Is it just okay? No. Who's who's notable in in Pony?

SPEAKER_04 50:54

And then she visits with this. I don't know what it is. That's pretty much what I remember is uh she her town floods and she becomes part of this like water bubble and then adventures into the ocean. I don't fucking know. It's not gay at all. It's uh well it's gay, but uh it depends on like what what type of uh gay you're into.

SPEAKER_05 51:17

Not that kind of fucking gay, bro.

SPEAKER_04 51:19

Well, it's either Panyo or fucking boys in the butt. Speaking of boys, dude, the boys is bad. Oh yeah, yeah. Fucking boys is bad. Hey, don't fucking spoil it. I haven't it's man, I don't know. Everybody's on fucking Ozimpic.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

I think someone I think one of y'all's login. It says season finale. Did they put the whole season out? No, just the first two episodes last. But it's the season finale. It's the like last season. Like the last season.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

Oh yeah, there's a different, I think there's a different word for that. Series finale.

SPEAKER_03 51:46

Series finale. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 51:47

Uh everybody's on Ozympic and lip fillers and yeah. I heard Home Lender lost weight. Uh Homework looks the same to me. With that, but what's her name? Starlight. She looks like shit. She got that early done, though. Yeah. Last season she kind of this. This she got yeah, she's been all of her VC.

SPEAKER_01 52:08

And MM looks like anorexic now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

I mean, I guess that kind of checks off of the story if he's been in prison or they've been in jail or whatever the fuck. I don't know, but he was such a big dude though. Like the mother's.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

Also, he's got like a full hairline and a beard now. So definitely Floyd Mayweather, dude? Yeah. You want Floyd Mayweather?

SPEAKER_01 52:27

Before he got he got sent to the camp, he went to turn.

SPEAKER_04 52:29

I think the only person that should have that hasn't changed is uh Frenchie. Frenchie, yeah, Frenchie's the great. That's my favorite character of the whole show.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Yeah, Frenchie's great.

SPEAKER_04 52:43

Fucking uh Kimiko can talk. Yeah, she started talking. I don't like that. I don't like that. She should be it's like her voice. I don't know. It just after not hearing it, it almost doesn't look real. Yeah, it doesn't sound like it fits her face, but it sounds like they filled it in after production. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

It's exactly what I thought. Like it was like a post-production kind of.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

It's exactly what I thought. It bothers me a lot.

SPEAKER_01 53:10

I don't know if it's just because she didn't talk for four seasons, but like the second she started talking, I was like, I don't know, but she like all of a sudden, like, hey girl, how's it going?

SPEAKER_04 53:18

Yeah. Like, if you just learn how to talk, you don't talk like that.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

You talk to them like a toddler. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:23

Hello, how are you? Her voice is dubbed. Hello, I am good. How are you? I want to suck it, Dick.

SPEAKER_06 53:31

Some de dum do. Somebody dum do.

SPEAKER_03 53:32

It would have been funny if she just like spoke broken Chinese. Where's she from? She's Chinese, yeah. She's like Korean. She's Korean. She's Korean. The actress is Korean. I don't know where her character is. Well, if the actress is Korean, then she better be Korean.

SPEAKER_01 53:47

Fuck, what was it? Because they went to like maybe she's Vietnamese in the show because like there was like a Vietnam War scene where she was like with uh I don't know what you call it, like a militia. And like her brother or whoever she was with got killed and she got captured, but she had superpowers and saying, Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:05

It does have to be weird if you're like like if you're an Hispanic actor and like let's say like they cast you as a Hispanic country that like you don't fuck with at all and you don't feel like you look like, like, dude, I fucking hate like if you're like if you're like like a part of Mexico and I fucking hate Cubans, man. I fucking don't like that. They all hate each other though. And yeah, they do all hate each other, and you like get cast, it's like all right, you're Cuban guy number two. It's the funniest part too. When they like came from Spain, they just like made pit stops along the way and dropped some of them off. So they're all the same people. They're just like they're all the same people that but like they all you know like naturally, like you're gonna intermingle with the local flavor or whatever. So it's like cubans, like I I told you like that that lady like I'll do the like Spanish online shit with, like, she's like like looks like black, but she's like, no, I'm Cuban. Just Dominican. I'm fucking Cuban, or but like it's clear, like at some somewhere down the line, like there was like a black person, yeah. Whatever, but they're like everyone can just kind of intermingle and shit with like everywhere, but yeah, it all looks like Spain's the same way, dude. Spain, like the northern you go in Spain, do they all look like like there I swear there is a white or there's an equivalent person in pen in Spain for like every fucking American who looks identical. Every American has a doppelganger in Spain.

SPEAKER_04 55:21

I could probably just be like mass immigration on all fronts.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

Who's a fucking they've all have a doppelganger, they all have a thin doppelgang, like a healthy doppelganger in in Spain. Uh but but they might not know a word of English. Yeah. Or hardly any English. But but they better not. But like but like the further south you go, that's when you start seeing like, oh, like the like that's where kind of the curly hair and like the shit, because like that was the last area that was like occupied by the Muslims and shit. So you see, like, that's like oh curly hair and like a little bit like more olive skin. But like but they look very like what you think like Latina people look like. Yeah, but it's just but they're not, make no mistake of it. But they're still they're still full Spaniard, they're still full Spaniard, but it's just different. You see, like uh like oh oh, this is like actually like you know, and then you realize like, oh, like Latina, like all Latina somewhere down the line. There was like a like like a Middle Eastern person, something like that, because that's like where this card just crash the party. Just party crashers, dude. Well, I mean it the final product looks uh pretty good. You haven't been to Spain before. I'm in Spain right now, that's as silent.

SPEAKER_04 56:29

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:31

Hopefully there's no Spaniards in Iceland. That would piss me off. There's not, it's uh I swear you're like white Dave Chappelle. Like you're like you're like the fucking like the white clan, like the the black clan leader. Dude, I'm white. You think you look like you look like powder or something like that.

SPEAKER_06 56:52

The stomach! America is at war with al-Qaeda. We've yet to finish the war with the Helsinki.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

You're gonna go there and you're gonna get fucking detained. You think so? Dude, they're like this fucking Iranian. Yeah, you'd probably get like pulled aside and Iranian rough lord. This Iranian guy. Dude, even more so. He'd be like, all right, this Iranian IT guy, even more so. He's gonna cyber attack us.

SPEAKER_01 57:22

Where's the new where's the nearest Google headquarters? When you go do your uh do your Habib, uh do your Habib?

SPEAKER_05 57:30

Yeah, cut the cut the mustache off.

SPEAKER_06 57:32

Mickey, what are you doing? I hate that dog, dude. I'm just joshing. I'm just joshing. Are we doing another 30 or are we good?

SPEAKER_04 57:43

Nah, I think we're good.

SPEAKER_03 57:45

Alright, guys. I think we're good. We'll wrap it up here then. Shalom. Actually, you had something you'd like to say? Yeah, keep it kosher. I'll see you guys on the next Sabbath. Shalom. Shalom. Shalom.