NoHoes Locos - RTB Ep. 14

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SPEAKER_04 0:03

The one that came out in 1927. Yeah, but uh also that that shit that's for show to Lisa Nagai, dog. That's for sure. White boy of the year. Yeah, bro. He's the fucking dude. Timothy Chalamet is the black messiah, bro. Like 100%. He's the black messiah, hey. Pretty much it. But uh it was really good, but uh bro, like in from like Sun Out To's Hunt Down. If I wasn't watching a movie, I was just like grinding Red Dead 2. It was like the the old like the deluxe version of the campaign. Yeah, but like the it was like a hundred dollar version, it was like on sale for like 18 bucks, and I was like, no brainer. Snagged it, dude. Downloaded it up and playing it. I've already played the like the whole thing once before, but like stuck at home. I wanted to play it's been a long time since I put like a good story mode. You know, I'm in the mood for Rockstar because like the ball they're like boot balling us with GTA, so I'm like fuck it, I'll put yeah I'll replay Red Dead 2. Like I played it when I first came out and have what was that, 18, 17? You tell me. I think it was like 17. I don't know, but I played it like when I first came out. Red Dead 2? Yeah, yeah, it would have been around the time we were seniors.

SPEAKER_07 1:16

Like 18 then? In high school. We didn't really do college.

SPEAKER_06 1:20

I've been playing Redhead Redemption. Redhead Redemption? Yeah. 2010. No, it's a sexy red video game. Redeem yourself, Ginger. Yeah. 2018. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

The Grand Theft Auto DLC, Redhead Redemption. She's just running through the streets.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Yeah, bro. Really recommended. It's pretty good. Play the fucking Star Wars ones.

SPEAKER_04 1:41

I played the first Star Wars one. Was it the Force Awakens? The one with the guy from Shanghouse.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. That was such a good game.

SPEAKER_04 1:50

It was fun, but like I don't want to play the second one.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

The second one's a lot harder than the first one.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

Yeah, but also it's like once like all the lightsaber fights are kind of like the same and repetitive. It's like, oh I don't like the game. The parkour in the game is pretty awesome. It's like the same thing as uh like Assassin's Creed. Yeah, it's like or like Spider-Man or some shit. Yeah. Like once you've swung from one building, you've swung from a wall. It's like the same shit. Yeah, the puzzles in that game piss me off pretty bad. Dude, I remember the puzzles in that game fucking made me so upset, bro. They make it.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

I know you're a bitch when it comes to horror. Resident Evil uh Village.

SPEAKER_04 2:24

I play Resident Evil 5.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Resident Evil Village is one of the greatest games, story mode games I've ever played.

SPEAKER_04 2:29

Yeah, it probably sucks, dude. Your opinion on most shit is really bad. Yeah, bro. You also think Interstellar is a bad movie? It's a horrible movie. It's so fucking boring. It's another original movie.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

He thinks There Will Be Blood was a five-star movie. It is a five-star fucking movie. It's a fucking talking. It's a fucking talking for fucking seven hours. The focus on dialogue. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 2:51

These guys are taking words. Honestly, there's not even that much talking in it.

SPEAKER_07 2:54

It's kind of uh he's got it's the same thing Gage has. It's the the Michael Bay disease.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Yeah, dude, it's not diseased. I just like to be entertained. If it's not entertaining, I like that. I like to be entertained.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Where's the Lincoln Park soundtrack in this movie?

SPEAKER_04 3:16

There's no movies in it. Yeah, dude, I'll take that recommendation with Kevin Hogan.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

I would hate No Country for Old Men, and I love that movie. That was a good movie.

SPEAKER_07 3:24

That's an awesome movie. That's an awesome movie.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

I thought you would hate it. I yeah, you you told me you were like, that's a movie you're gonna fucking hate. Um I don't know. Yeah, because there's like no music in that movie. I I didn't mind that. Uh I did say that it was like it was basically the director's cut. Everything they cut out was No Country for that movie could have been five more hours than I would have watched it.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

No Country for Old Men.

unknown 3:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

It should have been five more hours.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

I think it was a perfect length, actually. Should have. I really do love that movie. It holds a special place in my head.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Anyway, I watched fucking that movie's fucking awesome, bro. Uh I watched um Dune 1. It was badass. That movie, I will say, they could have cut 30 minutes off of that the first movie. No, you needed every single bit of that for Dune 2. It was like I was engaged the whole time, but it was slow. It was a slow movie.

SPEAKER_07 4:08

You were engaged? Alright. That's your fucking brother-in-law. What do you mean you're what the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_04 4:15

This is what I do with dude. I was paying attention, bro, and like it was it was good. It was great. It was a good movie. How much did it cost? That's enough. I'm not drunk for enough for this shit, dude. You guys are having a good time. I'm fucked up off fucking coffee. Come up and look. I haven't paid attention. I just want to know how much it costs these days. That was stupid.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

I know that's that was the whole thing. I was locked in.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

But it's locked in on Gage's sweet ass. Hey, there's blood everywhere. There's blood everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Well, as if like compared to the book, it's uh they already had to cut off a lot, as is, so it really is like it's in a it's such a hard book to adapt that like eight that movie could have been 30 minutes longer.

SPEAKER_07 4:54

I'm sick of that talk. I'm sick of it.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

I think the book would be badass.

SPEAKER_07 4:56

We were talking about talking about the book adaptations. I'm fucking I have a job. Uh I'm not oh when I get home, I think I'm gonna put the kids to bed and you're a movie guy? I think I'm gonna read a book.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's because you can't drink eight beers and read a book. No, I can't drink beers and read a teacher. Yeah. Just gonna close my eyes and an audio book. Yeah, how to be successful while I'm just hammered laying on the couch. How to whip people over? I gotta make a change in my life. Yeah. Fucked up. Yeah, Peyton, thanks for watching Dune 2 tonight, dude. I got fucking Pinkertons to kill, dog. I got Pinkertons to kill, though. Oh, Driscoll's a bit fucking acting like bad boys.

SPEAKER_07 5:39

They're bad boys.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

Oh, Driscoll's gotties.

SPEAKER_05 5:43

Whoa. Balls?

SPEAKER_04 5:44

Uh-huh. Right. When you when you play, do you know like the cowboy bar at the bottom of the like at the bottom of the thing? Like if you do like bad choices, like you're more likely to get like wanted. And if you like help people out, don't run people. No, it doesn't really. Yeah, there's like three or four different endings, and depending on what you're uh in Red Dead?

SPEAKER_07 6:01

Yeah. No, the fucking thing. Yeah, if you're bad, you're gonna get a shitty ending, and if you're good, you get the ending is essentially the same, but it's how it happens is different. So there's like I think there's three different endings.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

So I beat the game before. I know how it ends.

SPEAKER_04 6:15

Instead of getting skinned alive, what is that meter called? I'm just gonna call it the integrity meter. What's the what's the meter called, Don? Integrity. Why don't you use the farms? Integrity meter. Are you sure there's like multiple different endings? There is, I know for a fact. I've watched all three different endings on YouTube. Is this like after the epilogue or is this before this?

SPEAKER_05 6:34

This is the entertaining you know how the game ends.

SPEAKER_07 6:40

Don hasn't played it, so we can't spoil it for him. I want to play it. Yeah, so we can't spoil it for him.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

But the way that the ending happens, it's so obviously you know it's just an honor meter.

SPEAKER_07 6:53

So there's there's we can't Google it because I'll spoil it for you because you're gonna get a different ending than this, I'm sure. Um it's I'll say this the view when it happens is different in each ending, and the way that it happens in each ending is different. There's different cutscenes, there's different actions.

SPEAKER_04 7:13

Uh ultimately it ends up the same, but there's different ways it happens depending on your honor meter. Does it still involve the same guy? Yes. So every time too.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

If you dive a straight dickhead, you get skinned alive by Indians, but then like if you're actually kind of cool, you're a chill guy.

SPEAKER_07 7:31

That's my one complaint about uh my one complaint about the Red Dead games is there is no Native Americans trying to hurt you, but there's no arrows.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

There's that's they like teased them at the beginning when there's like the three guys on the mountain like look at you. Yeah. And then you don't get to the rest of the game.

SPEAKER_07 7:45

But there's not even like an Easter egg with them or anything.

SPEAKER_04 7:47

Yeah. No Comanches.

SPEAKER_07 7:48

No Comanches, nothing.

SPEAKER_06 7:49

Where does it take place at?

SPEAKER_07 7:51

Uh kind of all over. There's some towns that are based in Texas. Most of it's uh kind of like Arizona, New Mexico. Uh there's if you cross a river, it's kind of there's nothing over there to do, but you can technically go to Mexico. There's a little bit of like uh super South Texas. Um but yeah, mostly New Mexico, Arizona. Kind of uh tombstone-ish.

SPEAKER_06 8:12

Can you get a like a cheap, like a Jeep Grand Cherokee in the game?

SPEAKER_02 8:16

Oh, you're on horses, dude.

SPEAKER_07 8:17

Yeah, it's it's horseback. Yeah, horses, bro.

SPEAKER_04 8:19

Horseback. Oh, but I think towards the end, dude, they still you start seeing them build the automobile for sure, though.

SPEAKER_07 8:25

Donovan, I'm sorry they're interrupted. Can you reload the draft up there? The Cowboys had next pick.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

That's the mid-credits, is the fucking Wright brothers just crashing a plane.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Yeah, the funny thing is, is like there's a bunch of like little Easter eggs like in the like in the story mode. Like you can see them doing like a bunch of shit like that. The cola Tesla.

SPEAKER_04 8:43

There's like the KK, there's like the KKK in the game, and they're all idiots too. Like you'll like you'll like just be riding horseback, and if you're like you like ride to the right part of the map, there's like a KKK rally going on, like burning crosses and shit. And then if you confront them, they like freak out, and like one of them accidentally like sets their cloak on fire, and then they all like burn to death and like running around and shit. And there's like four different times you can interact with the KKK, and they all like kill themselves like every time. They're all like just hick dumb asses in the game. The game's fucking sick, dude. It's like a movie, it's like a long ass movie, bro.

SPEAKER_06 9:17

I was thinking about this. You know that scene in uh in Django?

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Oh shit, I missed it. Okay, that's okay.

SPEAKER_06 9:22

The the scene in Django with uh with Jonah Hill, where he's like, all you guys do is the fucking shit out of this thing.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

All you guys do is criticize, criticize, criticize.

SPEAKER_06 9:31

I feel like in a vacuum, if that was us, it would it I mean it would be Peyton being the one who makes the fucking outfits. And it'd be you being like, why are you talking shit about it? She spent all night, Peyton spent all night working on these. No one else to make in the sheet.

SPEAKER_04 9:51

No, no, dude. That's that factory work shit, dude.

SPEAKER_06 9:54

You're like, hey, listen, you pieces of shit.

SPEAKER_04 10:00

Dude, this absolutely sucks, bro. Just seeing you guys knock back beers. Dallas traded back. Okay, so we're still. I usually have like three, maybe four. I can take like one. We get like eight. I'm gonna take like one to kill a shot, dude.

SPEAKER_02 10:14

We're gonna do shots die. Dude, we're all gonna die. Everybody's gonna die once in a while.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

What am I gonna die?

SPEAKER_02 10:20

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 10:22

No, I said no. I'm just saying like everyone. We're gonna die? If everyone, if everyone dies, like I might as well get drunk off of antibiotics.

SPEAKER_07 10:29

This is news to me. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 10:32

I'm gonna die.

SPEAKER_07 10:33

I thought I was just gonna keep on doing this forever.

SPEAKER_04 10:38

This is the worst Jamie ever. He has he's using one hand. Well, his other hands.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

I'm limited on fucking setup space over here. That's fair. Oh, I think he's gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05 10:49

Look at there's a bar hanging over his wrists. That's tough.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

He's in fucking he's in tech jail, bro.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

Don't in tech jail.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

I'm in the ultimate cut corner.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

Okay, strictly limit.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Yeah, strictly limited. That doesn't mean you can't drink.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

Yeah, dude, you're technically not allowed to smoke weed because it makes you feel awesome. Do you think doctors are telling you, like, oh Don't want you to feel good? They're giving you uh Don, look up Midol.

SPEAKER_06 11:14

M-I-D-O-L. That's what Alex's taking right now.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:18

Yeah. Make sure that there's no what Midol Interactions Alcohol.

SPEAKER_07 11:22

Are you actually taking Middle?

SPEAKER_04 11:24

Is that what you're actually taking? Yeah, I can't stop bleeding.

unknown 11:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 11:27

Should I put a band-aid on it?

SPEAKER_02 11:31

What is that? Midol versus alcohol.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

This is epic rap medals of history. You should avoid drinking alcohol while taking Midol.

SPEAKER_07 11:42

Severe limber damage or failure when can we?

SPEAKER_04 11:45

This fucking This sounds more dangerous than drinking on it, but that's what's worse than drinking on anybody. That's the same thing as fucking Do you drink 12 beers? It's gonna hurt your liver. Go ahead and add SARMs to that. Gemini doesn't know at a fucking party at all.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

Just drink.

SPEAKER_04 11:59

I do. I think I'm gonna take a just one chilled shot. How does Joe Rogan do this shit every fucking episode? Just sober as a fucking priest. Joe Rogan's not fucking sober.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

That's why I stopped listening. He's like California sober.

SPEAKER_04 12:11

They just they fuck up coffee the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Like while they're recording, they just drink coffee the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

I can only do it when it's somebody I give a shit.

SPEAKER_04 12:17

He's talking to the Yeah, no, I don't want to talk to you guys. This is like, oh, I always gotta get blastered. Just crack him back, bro. I just need to fucking drink.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Make it entertaining.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

Yeah. I don't like the sound of your voice if I'm not too rangers deep. I'm just speedrunning, shitting my pants over here.

SPEAKER_07 12:34

I'm alternating beer, coffee, beer, coffee, beer, coffee. Oh, you're gonna fucking shit. I'm gonna hurt my tummy pretty bad.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Pick up Tango Bell on the way home, and it's a fucking full house. What other movies did you watch on the on the on the movie marathon?

SPEAKER_02 12:48

On the sick boy movie. Uh let's see, uh knocked out. I rewatched Casino, which by the way is a perfect movie. The first time I watched Casino, I thought it was a perfect movie. The second time watching it, I thought it was even better. It might, you know, you know what? It might be my new favorite Scorsese flick, Casino. Because I like naturally I'm gonna say Goodfellas is the best one because it is, but like Casino is like there's nothing wrong with that movie. The cast is great and Vegas vibes in a casino the whole time. It's fucking awesome. Joe Pe uh Joe Pesci's character pisses you off even more, but he's like, why does he fuck up such a good thing that they have going? Yeah, why can't he?

SPEAKER_04 13:24

But there's Joe Pesci in every in every movie, though. I think he kind of did it with his career too. You think so? He's just like self to being an Italian guy. That's it. Joe Pesci's definitely a real life Italian, though. I think Joe Pesci might be like that in real life. Yeah, he's definitely like that in real life. He made a whole career off of it. He's like Danny Trejo, but he's just Italian. Not Mexican. You ever notice that Danny Trejo always plays a Mexican?

SPEAKER_06 13:47

Magente.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

Yeah. What what I mean, I guess he could play a Filipino, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

You know I met him.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

Danny Trejo?

SPEAKER_06 13:56

Yeah. Isn't that Danny Trejo? Yeah, he was at uh he was Does he look like that in real life? He's he's short. He's shorter than you think he is. Actually, really? Yeah, yeah. He was like 5'6. Dude, I think that motherfucker was seven foot tall. Five five. I mean, like, he looks like, you know, I don't know, like 5'9, 5'10 in movies. That's usually how like then you see him and he's like 5'5. Wow. Really? He was at Nephews in San Marquez.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

I would have thought he was like a lot higher, you know, especially from the Spy Kids movie. You know, he's that's big unk right there, dude.

SPEAKER_06 14:26

He might as well have been 6'5.

SPEAKER_04 14:27

Damn, bro. I thought Trey Ho was like I thought it was a unit. I thought, yeah, dude. I thought it was like he's just a Mexican. Just a regular Mexican with long hair.

SPEAKER_06 14:34

Might be Guatemalan, honestly. With his size, with his stature. Yeah, I mean, he could play a Filipino. He could be stealing roles from Filipinos.

SPEAKER_05 14:44

He could. He could.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Who's this? Casey, who just got drafted? Uh he's 5'6. I swear he was like 5'4, though.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

I'm never gonna look at this guy the same thing. He's the Mexican art.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Yeah. Because they treat actors like athletes. Like, oh Danny Trail, Mexican or Indian. Let's find out. Mexican Indian. 1944?

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

Holy shit, what is he? What is that? What is he 80? He's 81. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 15:23

Can we see recent pictures of him?

SPEAKER_04 15:24

Danny Trail's 81 years old? They really do live forever.

SPEAKER_06 15:32

I mean if you're small, you know you're gonna you just likely that you'll live longer.

SPEAKER_04 15:35

That's what I've heard too. Like the taller they are, the fucking faster they fall. Look what happened to the Twin Towers. Oh yeah. That was unfortunate. He looks the same, bro.

SPEAKER_06 15:47

He's turning into Gabriel Iglesias.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

81, bro. I would have I'm not bullshitting you, bro. I would have guessed like 55. If you had asked me how old Danny Trail was, I would have guessed he was 55 years old, dude.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

Have you ever seen the story about how uh what is it, Selma Hayek? He has a tattoo dedicated to Selma Hayek because he saw her in a movie and she was like super creeped out about it and everything.

SPEAKER_06 16:13

I have not seen that before. Yeah, I mean he went to prison.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Like he's uh Yeah, it was like a prison tat of Selma Hayek.

SPEAKER_04 16:21

Did they ever meet?

SPEAKER_01 16:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:23

It's on his fucking chest. That's supposed to be Salma Hayat? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Oh, all across his chest.

SPEAKER_04 16:29

This is like traditional.

SPEAKER_06 16:33

I thought that was his grandma. He's just got a tattoo of his grandma with her titty sitting.

SPEAKER_04 16:41

He's like he's older than Trump. Well, we should get him in office. We should get him on the podcast. He needs one last hurrah. What better place for Danny Treyhoe than this couch?

SPEAKER_06 17:02

Honestly, he would be because like the bar that he went to that I I I met him, I mean like when I say I met him, like I didn't I wasn't chatting him up with him, like I was just like next to him. But uh I was like, hey, what's up? I like the movie Badass. Um but because everyone all the colleges were like everyone who knew him there was like flooding around. Like imagine imagine being like so many fucking like well whiskeys deep, like 10 well whiskeys deep, and then fucking Danny Trejo's next to you. Yeah, you're like, what the fuck is happening? Hey man. Hey you look like my uncle. Will you want to be my uncle? Like you know that like uh in in Boogie Nights, where you're like, you want to be my mom? Will you be my get out? You you're my theo. You're my theo, Danny Trejo. Uh just keep tapping on the shoulder. But it the that bar is the sh the shittiest bar, and he was just having a good time. That's perfect. Yeah, it's exactly the dog shit bar.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Like in San Marcos, they have the square, kind of like Northgate or like Stakes or whatever. Yeah. And the square is like you make your way around. And Nephews, the bar I worked at, was the one where everyone ends their night on. Like our hours were like a little bit. It was called Nephews? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:13

He was definitely looking for someone. He wanted to be an uncle, like you said.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

It's crazy. Uh maybe he's like, doesn't he just because he's old as fuck? Maybe he doesn't know how technology works, and he like told Siri, like, hey, take me to my nephew's house.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

Hey, fool, I like what you do with the play. Big money today, huh? Fucking sick, man. Give me two shots to tequila. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 18:44

And you know what? He probably did run into his nephew while he was like, he was like, I gotta fucking pay.

SPEAKER_06 18:49

What do you mean? Uh he um like that bar's hours were 11:30 p.m. to two.

SPEAKER_02 18:55

Like they're they're only open for like two and a half hours. Oh, dude, nothing goes happens. They make all their money like in just because that's where everyone ends their night, and that's where all the fights happen.

SPEAKER_04 19:03

Where is this? Uh, this is in St.

SPEAKER_06 19:05

Marcus.

SPEAKER_04 19:05

Danny Trejo's nephew. St. Marcus, New York.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Uh, and yeah, and I I worked there like my freshman year. And I remember like I like broke up a fight.

SPEAKER_07 19:18

No fucking way, that's a thing.

SPEAKER_06 19:19

Broke up a fight, and this this lady like clawed my eye. And like, I was like, I have an exam.

SPEAKER_07 19:23

If we set up a like a business credit card for you, could you like subscribe to something like this for us?

SPEAKER_04 19:28

Casey, who do the cowboys just pick? Uh nobody yet. They're on the clock.

SPEAKER_07 19:33

Uh they just uh the chargers took the guy that I wanted them to get.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

That sucks for you.

SPEAKER_07 19:39

Yeah, it was an edge rusher named Hakeem, so you can imagine the type of terror he would bring. Jesus Christ. What about a fucking NFL draft?

SPEAKER_05 19:51

This is my favorite NFL. Zoom in on the NFL draft, Donovan. Not the other NFL draft.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

Can you zoom in on uh those two big prospects right there? Yeah, yeah. The mommy milkers.

SPEAKER_06 20:07

So uh I saw a project Hail Mary, and it's not a very big cast for you know, like being like a worldwide phenomenon type movie, and I thought I recognized one of the people in the movies, one of the astronauts, and it turned out that it was the fucking hot ATT girl from like years ago. Um we don't know who you're talking about, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

Milana Milana Vaintraub. Vaintrobe, whatever the fuck. Milana Vainthrob.

SPEAKER_04 20:40

Milana, she just quit her day job. Apparently she's on OnlyFans. Is it a vain job? Just like a hand job from a really old, veiny old lady. Yeah, Danny Trejo. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_07 20:53

Anyways, approach to tell me our ATT world.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

Great connection, Don. Perfect picture.

SPEAKER_06 20:58

Yeah, just that was a weird Easter egg. Uh I if anything, I just needed like that. I liked the other one. That was the boost I needed to show that we can make it. Because she was doing fucking ATT commercials. And now she's probably that was probably the biggest that might be the biggest movie of the year.

SPEAKER_04 21:12

Let's go ahead and do the see the big premiere. Does LeBron James actually have chosen one tattooed on his fucking back? Well, no, his parents, well, yes, but his parents put that on him when he was a when he was a child? Yeah, when he was a child. He didn't get that himself.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Oh so does this qualify as a celebrity crush?

SPEAKER_04 21:37

This? Yeah. Who do you want TV? Who's your phone provider? Who's my what? Who's your phone provider? Who provides your phone with Double D mobile?

SPEAKER_07 21:46

No, because you don't mean it is why it doesn't count. If you had ATT, I would say sure.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

But if you're on T Mobile, then I think your celebrity crush would be Jeff Goldblum or whoever does their commercials. But no, you don't get to claim her.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Dude, what's wrong, bro? You uncomfortable with the tuggies over here?

SPEAKER_04 22:00

Every every week I swear your shorts gate short. We need an assistant. My coffee's too hot. Huey's pants or shorts are riding up into his butt.

SPEAKER_07 22:06

We need somebody to blow the coffee, pull Huey's shorts out of his balls. Where's the fluffer? We need somebody to give you medicine. We need somebody to type on the computer for Don. We need an assistant.

SPEAKER_04 22:16

Dude, you really are getting fucked off of Corey's buttons and coffee right now. Yeah, dude, I feel fucking crazy. Yeah, I'm like hyper sleepy. What's wrong, buddy?

SPEAKER_02 22:26

Ten seconds. Don, please take that down. I'm on my semen retention shit right now. Okay? I don't like this.

SPEAKER_07 22:30

We can go ahead. Uh let's do that here. I'm gonna watch the cowboys pick and then we can start back up.

SPEAKER_06 22:35

Alright. I think uh within the next few weeks, I think I'm gonna get a new laptop. I'll be able to make faster edits.

SPEAKER_02 22:43

I'm not gonna be losing my shit on my current laptop that crashes sometimes trying to edit. I'm fired out.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

Bless you.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

I just sneezed in a snapback. You get one.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Sneezed in a snapback. How do you think this uh NFL draft is turning out so far, Casey? Pretty pretty good. I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't paid attention to fucking Jack's shit available.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Also, I don't watch enough college ball to keep up with who's who.

SPEAKER_04 23:11

I just knew to that fast boy that played tight end and got taken.

SPEAKER_07 23:18

Or the the Manhattan Bulls pick.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

I hope we improve our own line. I'll tell you that much. Well, this late in the draft, uh you don't think there's much to work with?

SPEAKER_07 23:26

I think throw fucking penny into well, I don't know. Caleb Downs, yeah. Dallas got Caleb Downs, best safety in the draft.

SPEAKER_04 23:36

Who got the manslaughter guy?

SPEAKER_07 23:38

That was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He's staying home in Florida. Probably because they're not allowed to leave Florida. Yeah, he's probably supposed to stay in Florida.

SPEAKER_06 23:47

You get drafted and you immediately get arrested for violating your forum.

SPEAKER_07 23:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:51

Your fucking GM's gonna be so nice. They just spin a bag on you. And then this shit comes out. Dude, yeah. The uh the first rounders get paid significantly more than everybody else who gets drafted.

SPEAKER_07 24:01

Really? Yeah, I think they come out of the gate with at least a Casey, you just got fucking drafted.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

Oh the little Sasquatch video. I'm going to Cleveland? Did I just get fucking drafted? Dude, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'd rather keep being a plumber than go play for the fucking Cleveland Browns. Casey Concepcion. Is it really? Yeah, his light skin black, so you can't pronounce it normal. It's conception. Conception. He's conceived once. That sounds like a fucking gamer tag, dude.

SPEAKER_06 24:32

It's the fact that it's a good one. He's definitely my fucking signature.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

Hey, we're having dinner at the Concepcion's. Wide receiver at 5'11 is crazy, though.

SPEAKER_07 24:40

He's good. That's probably the second best receiver in the draft, I would say.

SPEAKER_04 24:45

That's an average height for receivers, I'd say.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

It's pretty normal. Usually, if you get anybody taller than that, it's just a go route guy. Yeah. Or a fade route. I mean, outside receiver kind of guy. Nominally like a Calvin Johnson or Julio Jones or something like that. Mike Evans. Mike Evans. Yeah, Mike Evans is tall. Nico Collins. Nico Collins. I mean, yeah, Mike Evans and Nico Collins are mainly. Yeah. Those are good routes.

SPEAKER_04 25:07

You name a tall receiver, I'll name a tall receiver. Go. Okay. You can't do any of the ones I just said. Did you say Luca? I said Julio. Julio. Fuck, he got me. I'm out, dude. Jesus. AJ Green. AJ Brown.

SPEAKER_06 25:19

I think he's a little bit more. He's 6'1. Was he tall?

SPEAKER_04 25:22

AJ Brown's like I'll give you. Above six foot can be tall for a receiver. Desbrant. I'm not even thinking, bro. Same, same guy. I already said Mike Evans. I can't say Mike Evans. You can say Mike Evans. Alright, Mike Evans.

SPEAKER_07 25:37

I said AJ Green already. Give me. Give me uh I don't know. He's a tall receiver. What's uh what's that one guy's name that was really fast? John Ross. John Ross is kind of tall. He wasn't like five same height as AJ Brown. He's like 5'10. He's like 5'10.

SPEAKER_04 25:53

John Ross? John Ross. Let's see. 6'1. I'm going 6'1. 5'11. Dude, you suck. You lose. You lose, bro. I'm out here. I'm out here, dog. Okay, how tall is AJ Brown?

SPEAKER_06 26:02

He was really cool for the three games.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

He's like he's just as tall as DK Metcalf. DK Metcalf.

SPEAKER_06 26:09

AJ Brown's like 6'1.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

What was his name? AJ Brown.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

First recommendation.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

6'1.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

Dang, dude.

SPEAKER_04 26:18

Alright, what about uh DK then? Let me guess. He's like 6'4. I think I think these are both. Who's the tallest receiver there's ever been? No, he's not 6'4 and that fast and that big. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:32

Let's do somebody not so guessable. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_04 26:35

AJ Green, 6'3.

SPEAKER_07 26:37

AJ Green's a good pull.

SPEAKER_04 26:39

You're just fucking you're just pulling hat names now, bro. You don't even know any more current receivers. This is like, let's dig up my bag real quick. 6'4. Damn. That's the he did the fuck with it. What's the fuck going on with?

SPEAKER_01 26:53

Milwaukee Bucks.

SPEAKER_04 26:56

AJ Green plays for the Milwaukee Bucks.

SPEAKER_01 26:58

It's uh the you're talking about the Philly guy, right? Uh Brown. That was AJ Brown. AJ Green, the Bengals.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

He played for Bengals.

SPEAKER_04 27:07

Uh Devonta Smith is 6'6. I think he's just Lanky. I don't think he's like, I'm gonna say six foot for Devontae. Six four. That's AJ Green. AJ Green 6'4. Julio Jones is 6'3. Julio Jones is 6'3. When I went to the uh Astros game with uh Cole, which by the way, when we finally start getting guests on here, I think Cole would be such a fucking fun guest. Number one guest. I think he would be sure.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

Hughie's on fucking rock.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

He was on a roll, bro. Fucking rain man over here. Are you fucking gay, bro? Do you just like look up like he just looked guy? How tall is he? How tall is he?

SPEAKER_05 27:41

How about uh how tall is Andre Johnson?

SPEAKER_04 27:45

A six on the dot. Nah, six two. Six nice, six on the dick. Six two or six three. Six two or six three. Dude, if you get this right, I'll personally suck your dick, bro. And I hope you do. Andre Johnson hype, bro. Let's see it. Alright. All right, uh Mark Bulger hype. How do you want it? You know what how about it?

SPEAKER_06 28:06

Mark Bulger hype. What about the most random wash quarterbacks? Or maybe Detmer.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

Time Detmer hype. Odell's 5'11. Yeah. He's like 6'1.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

Why the fuck? I was actually pretty close.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

I don't even know who the fuck that is. Closest, though.

SPEAKER_06 28:27

I don't even know who that is. He's just always in the free agent list on fucking Madden.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

What are you playing Madden 10? What the fuck is this, bro?

SPEAKER_06 28:36

Times are tough, dude. I was in the clearance rack.

SPEAKER_04 28:38

I was playing Madden 10. Everything okay, Casey? Is there a call you have to take right now? Are you expecting something? No, my sisters are both. But not me. Can't wait to meet their boyfriends. Mike.

SPEAKER_06 28:51

They sound like really interesting characters. He sounds actually really stoked for them.

SPEAKER_04 28:54

Huey's been on a roll for little kid parties lately. He's going to the third one in the week. The Houster. The Houster.

SPEAKER_06 29:02

I was like, I really. Because it is like. I need to be hanging out with you guys. But I was like, we need to hang out more together. I was like, alright, let's do this.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

But Kenzie probably has friends. You would be surprised. That's not it.

SPEAKER_07 29:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

Do you think these kids are gonna like talk a lot while we're there? Because I hate when kids talk a lot. I mean you won't have to be a big thing. It's not an Asian kid.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Should I not take antibiotics for a day? Okay, wait, if I am on antibiotics for like a week. You're planning on being sober during this kid's birthday party? Well, yeah, during the fucking birthday party, they're all making some bad decisions if I'm not sober.

SPEAKER_04 29:45

Whoa. Sorry, I was I was role-playing as Huey.

SPEAKER_07 29:49

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_07 29:52

That's understandable. The bears pick is in. Jesus Christ, what's up with that guy? Before I can swim.

SPEAKER_04 30:03

Before I can swim? Shallow. 48. I just took one like an hour ago.

SPEAKER_06 30:13

Drink them out.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

That says 40. I have 47 hours to go.

SPEAKER_06 30:17

Oh, you just took your first.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

No, dude, I'm on like my fourth, my third day of it.

SPEAKER_06 30:21

Yeah, that's when it starts.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Oh, after finishing your life. Oh, it's bullshit. After finishing. That's bullshit, dude.

unknown 30:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

That sucks, dude. I'm gonna be sober forever. Dude, why do you why are you staying on antibiotics? If you already feel good, why do you keep taking antibiotics? Well, supposedly they say like if you like start taking antibiotics and then you have to finish them because like you'll build an immunity to them. Do you guys remember whenever your parents said you need to finish all your food or else and then they realizing if you keep doing that for the rest of your life, you're gonna get fat as hell and you should stop eating once you feel full. You develop a negative relationship with food. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:53

That's the same thing with popping pills. You you think pillheads just like they they take a pill and then feel good, they're like, all right.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

My mom said I have to finish all my percocet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, there's every pill head just had like really overprojected, really nice parents. That's factual. You can look that up. Yep. Um fuck, dude. I can't be sober at this party, bro. Don't be, dude. Stop taking it up.

SPEAKER_07 31:14

You feel better. What are you gonna fucking start feeling worse if you stop taking the medicine?

SPEAKER_04 31:19

I'm being champion, dude. It's like every every time I'm trying to like drink, or every time I'm trying to not drink, it's just like you should you should drink.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

But now I'm like How do you feel?

SPEAKER_04 31:30

I mean, like, I mean, I feel like you still feel sick?

SPEAKER_02 31:33

No, I'm pretty much I feel like I'm over it.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

But I'm supposed to take the it's like it's like if you like You want to finish the antibiotics, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

But but that's kind of gay though, right?

SPEAKER_06 31:42

You want to you want to join the clean plate club?

SPEAKER_04 31:45

No.

SPEAKER_06 31:46

You want to join the the clean plate club?

SPEAKER_04 31:48

You know you're an anti you're an anti-antibiotic kind of guy, or I'm actually antibiotics.

SPEAKER_06 31:52

No, and I I do think I think I think they're they are like over prescribed a lot of times because they could they actually really can fuck up your digestive system and everything. Really? You'd you probably like there's it's recommended that you actually like you up the amount of like probiotics that you consume after doing a round of them. Like, I don't know, eat more fucking yogurt or kimchi or whatever. However, you get your probiotics of some kind.

SPEAKER_02 32:14

I'll be honest with you. I don't know if I have any probiotics in my system. And you're not definitely don't take anti.

SPEAKER_07 32:20

Is that what that is? You're kind of just canceling it. Yeah, yeah, you're putting yourself in a negative deficit.

SPEAKER_04 32:24

Damn, I never even thought about that. It's probiotic and antibiotic. I'd never even fucking put that together. Casey, are you a doctor? Kind of. Then shut up. Oh, I thought you were gonna say no.

SPEAKER_07 32:34

Whoa, dude. All right, finish all your antibiotics and then call your mom when you're done and tell her, hey, I finished all my antibiotics. Fucking kid.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

Oh, fucking, I forgot to again.

SPEAKER_04 32:43

Yeah, dude, she wouldn't pick up. I forgot to uh uh finish my sentence earlier. Um, because you're bro Huey was on a fucking roll with all the receiver heights. Oh, yeah. Remember me and Cole went to uh the Astros game? I was just dodging off names and he was like telling me what college they went to. Bro, he knows all of them. He knows baseball players? No, no, no, for uh football players. Oh, nice. Like I would just throw a football name out there and he knows like where they went to college.

SPEAKER_07 33:07

It was pretty fun. I think I'll get along with Cole pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 33:09

Bro, Cole's the fucking man, dude. Every single time I tell him a lot, like you should like hop on the podcast. He's like, Oh, I get shot on camera.

SPEAKER_00 33:16

Nah, I think he would be fine.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

Yeah, he would he would feel like probably annoyed with us because it's like this is like close quarter contact, and we're all fucked up, and he's like, I can't have a job of alcohol. Yeah, we'd all have to it'd be a coffee episode.

SPEAKER_07 33:30

What if we give him like a VR headset and he could like drink inside of the VR headset?

SPEAKER_01 33:35

I heard whenever y'all went to the Ashes game. You were just trying to peer pressure him into drinking the whole thing.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

I was like, take a sip, bro, take a sip. It just wants it. He's just having a whole benchmark.

SPEAKER_06 33:44

He had the whole relapse of the VR set. Like, I wonder what he's is he's still drinking beer in the VR set and he's just like in the middle of like a fucking orgy, like there's like heroin. He's not using it to drink beers at all. Stick fucking stupid night simulator. Smoking crack out of a stripper's asshole.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

He's like, he's just not even in the episode at all. Cool, what you doing?

SPEAKER_04 34:08

It's the bad thoughts, Tom Seguriski, where he's just like doing this the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Hey, VR porn is a fucking demon's game. I don't want to play that game though. I don't never play that game, though. I don't want you borrow my headset.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

You're outing, then it probably smells terrible, bro. I don't want to fucking it's probably it's they're probably more beat up than that fucking headset you got on right now.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

VR porn has gotta be the most dangerous thing to kids nowadays. Because VR is so normal. But like Is it it could be safer.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

I mean, if you don't like imagine.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

Oh dude, shut up. The Texans are up.

SPEAKER_05 34:42

Imagine uh you know, you don't have to get raped and relaxed.

SPEAKER_07 34:47

Oh wait, dude, the pick is in.

SPEAKER_04 34:48

The Texans are on the pick is in, dog. Who you think it's gonna be?

SPEAKER_01 34:53

Probably a fucking quarterback, hopefully.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

Doug Stanhope. It's gonna be another, it's gonna be another DB. I guarantee it's gonna be another DB. It's gonna be something different. It's gonna be a DB, bro. Nothing we don't need. This is Border Patrol, dude. It's gonna be another DB.

SPEAKER_07 35:03

Unless it's German McCoy. I don't know if he's been drafted yet. A DB from Tennessee, maybe, but I I don't I think they're full of DB.

SPEAKER_04 35:09

Georgia Tech. Guard. All right. Keelan Rutledge. That's some that's what we need right there. That's exactly what the fuck we need right there. And watch how long he's from Georgia and Georgia Tech.

SPEAKER_07 35:18

Listen, Georgia Tech, watch how long this hug is. This is the second white drag, the white guy drafted tonight. This is gonna be an extra long hug up here with good old Roger Goodell. You think so? Yeah, watch the white's respect. Oh, dude, he's fucking yeah, yeah, you guys got a dog for sure. Let me see it. The iHop IHOP trade alert. Speaking of pancakes.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

Yeah, anytime you see a uh like a breakfast place sponsoring a a guard, yeah. It's like, oh you guys, you guys pick the picking the draft.

SPEAKER_06 35:48

Which breakfast place? Because if he's gonna be a Waffle House sponsorship, didn't you?

SPEAKER_01 35:54

A Waffle House sponsorship, you know, you're getting up in 45.

SPEAKER_06 35:57

Orlando Brown or Trent Brown, that's Trent Brown's sponsor. Getting his dick sucked while fucking holding up the world. Have you seen that tattoo? Uh that tattoo? No.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

The Trent Brown tattoo?

SPEAKER_06 36:09

Holy shit, dude. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

Do you think like that's like the furthest thing from Superman ever?

SPEAKER_06 36:16

No, it's like uh you know, you know, in Greek mythology, Atlas he's holding up the world. He's holding up the world getting his dick sucked by two women.

SPEAKER_04 36:26

That's a prison tat that looks like shit too. Probably got that when he was like 17. That's pretty cool. Trip around being active tonight for big.

SPEAKER_06 36:33

Imagine like just being around like your grandma or like your mom. You just have you also he's like skinny and buff. He's like he's like skinny.

SPEAKER_07 36:44

He's absolutely fucking ripped in the cartoon tattoo.

SPEAKER_06 36:47

And just getting a double beach.

SPEAKER_04 36:48

I love how he has nothing on besides his helmet. Also, he is like only in the world. It's like the black guys keep the Timbs on there and sex. Chip Brown keeps the fucking uh shirt on, shut stays on there and sex, baby. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:02

He's got a he's got a cool helmet that he couldn't normally get either. He's got like a revo speed like running back helmet. He's got abs. He's got a revo speed running back helmet.

SPEAKER_07 37:13

The lady in the tattoo has a tattoo on her ass. I'm curious as to what that is.

SPEAKER_06 37:18

That's a lot of detail, actually.

SPEAKER_07 37:19

Is that a fish, dude? And also she has his jersey number on, too.

SPEAKER_06 37:22

Is that a fish?

SPEAKER_04 37:22

That's why he's shirtless. I think that's the oh dude. Dude, that's the sickiest shit I've ever seen, bro. The one on the right. That's a plump ass, dude.

SPEAKER_07 37:37

Do you remember in the Water Boy, uh, whenever he's like lined up against the offense and he sees like people with like talking heads and they're like talking shit to him on time? Do you think uh like nowadays like the white O linemen coming out of college? Do you think they see like uh they get on the line and they look up and everybody has like Charlie Kirk's killer as their face?

SPEAKER_04 37:57

Yeah, just Matthew Stafford, but it's fucking Tyler Robinson. They all have the freedom shirt on. Probably not. No, definitely not. But it'd be cool. It'd be super cool if that was the case. Dude, get some real, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 38:18

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:21

He's mogging in court, he is viewing. He'll go down one. Certainly, who's that lesbian? Is that oh, I thought that was read button. He's right there. Oh, dude. He's trying. It's fucking mogging in court, dude. The Trent Brown tattoo, bro. I think I'm gonna get the same thing. I think I'm gonna get the same thing, bro.

SPEAKER_06 38:40

Could it could you gonna get Trent Brown tattoo be enough to like derail? Like if you're like just two weeks before you get married. Because you can get that tonight. I could. Same quality. I could, dude. Same level quality, one session, probably.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

It looks like you did that tattoo.

SPEAKER_06 38:53

Probably 90 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

It looks like you did that tattoo, and it took 90. There's zero shading in that tattoo. There's no shading in that tattoo, brother. That is a sketchbook, seventh grade drawing. How the gun look like this? That is a fucking tattoo. Yeah, whoever did that tattoo like definitely needs to be tried. Like, this is terrible.

SPEAKER_06 39:09

How old? You think it was like 17?

SPEAKER_04 39:11

You know what? He got that shit like the draft night, dude. As soon as he got drafted, he's like, I'm spinning this bag. There's probably a drawing from his notebook that he said, like, I want it exactly like this. You don't want any deviation. I think all like LeBron draws like the Simpsons and shit. Trent Brown probably draws Lady sucking his dick in his notebook.

SPEAKER_07 39:28

Uh he's an artist. You know what? Like, probably got drunk as hell. Went to the tattoo shop, getting drafted, told him I'll put this on my fucking arm. He's just got it on his chair. He said, Yeah. Yeah, he should have got it right on his heart. He should have it right on his chair.

SPEAKER_06 39:40

I think he wants people to see it while he's playing. Yeah, that's the thing, too. It's like he doesn't wear sleeves.

SPEAKER_04 39:44

Where's I guess his dick is in number 77's mouth. What's the one for is that a okay? It looks like they were supposed to put 244 on his bicep.

SPEAKER_07 39:52

There's an unfinished woman in the middle of this. Scroll down a little bit, Donovan. You see lingerie on a thigh and a lady kind of sitting with her leg like that.

SPEAKER_04 39:59

Yeah, dude, he's getting three-pieced.

SPEAKER_07 40:01

Yeah, this guy, which is luminati. That's how lazy these motherfuckers are. They don't even get their tattoos finished.

SPEAKER_06 40:08

I found out about this tattoo from TV. Like it was. But that is an Illuminati tattoo. You just saw it?

SPEAKER_07 40:14

Oh, dude, that's not a fucking what that is an Illuminati tattoo. I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_06 40:17

Someone paused it. You can see it clear as day like on TV.

SPEAKER_07 40:20

His armpits look a lot different in real life versus in the P. Yeah, that fucking Princess Lady.

SPEAKER_06 40:24

There's a lot more deodorant. Yeah, it's much more lat than there's a lot more deodorant in the arms.

SPEAKER_04 40:29

I just want to know what the 244 is for. That's gotta be an area code. If I had to guess off of black stereotypes, that's definitely an area code. And I'd bet I'd bet it's Florida. Donovan, can you give that a look? Yeah, look up where Trent look up where Trent Brown's from, please. It's Maryland or it's Baltimore.

SPEAKER_06 40:47

Uh okay, it's not he's from Africa.

SPEAKER_07 40:50

Where is this Europe Africa?

SPEAKER_06 40:52

After Africa.

SPEAKER_03 40:53

244. Uh look up look up 224 hood. Or 244 hood ghetto. There's no active, he's from Mars, dude. The Bills. Who just took a receiver? Who's this? Or is this a DB? Maybe that's a DB. He was drafted 244th.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

Second round, 44th overall. I mean that's impossible. No dash, no nothing. I don't think there is a 244. Don, you got this.

SPEAKER_07 41:35

Well, what year, Donovan? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 41:40

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 41:40

Okay, you don't fucking win. You cracked the gun, bro. And the ball. Wait, so he was drafted 244 overall. 244 overall. He's like, yeah, I was playing 244 overall.

SPEAKER_04 41:52

That fucking sucks. Because you can look in the tattoo. It looks like they originally drew 144, and then they're like, oh, this guy's not that this guy's not that fucking good.

SPEAKER_06 42:00

Look at me get my dick sucked.

SPEAKER_04 42:02

Alright, uh, they gotta be a little bit of a few. Okay, so that was right. He did he got that tattoo post-draft.

SPEAKER_06 42:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:09

He was not 17, bro.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

I just want to picture, like, if you're if you're like 18 walking through the halls with that on your own. It's a draft night.

SPEAKER_04 42:17

Yeah. That looks like a high school tattoo.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

You're gonna teach me.

SPEAKER_04 42:20

I went to high school in Hitchcock with a guy that had that same exact tattoo.

SPEAKER_06 42:23

It's a rite of passage. Yeah, my dad gave me this tattoo, actually.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

That makes perfect sense. 22. Wow, dude. He couldn't wait to spin that fucking check.

SPEAKER_06 42:36

He's nice too, isn't he?

SPEAKER_04 42:37

Yeah, he's really fucking good. He's an all-pro, probably a Hall of Famer. Yeah, he's really, he's really good, bro. He's like one of those guys that like, you know, like the big guys with like freak athletes. Like, yeah, he could have played receiver. He's like one of those guys.

SPEAKER_07 42:50

Tyrone Smith, fucking uh there's there's a bunch of them. Yeah, dude, actually, yeah. Let's uh let's watch. The whitest thing I do.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

I do like watching uh like prolific O-line players highlights. Dude, you're an all-around drafter. This is this is great. Actually, this is gonna be pretty awesome. Yeah, he just tosses guys like they weigh nothing. Yeah. This is his huddle?

SPEAKER_06 43:23

I imagine Roger Goodell is just like uh, you know, you know in the show the boys that that that brunette bitch who like gives kids boss around.

SPEAKER_07 43:32

Uh will you throw on some Caleb Downs highlights? Yeah, I feel like that's him. The 2025 series. Goodell? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

Or Trent Brown. No, Roger Goodell. The Patriots got another white lineman. Goodell gets booed, like comes on stage. Everyone hates Roger Goodell.

SPEAKER_06 43:50

But he's getting shit from he doesn't get a single day of peace.

SPEAKER_04 43:52

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_06 43:53

He gets booed at the grocery store by by the owners, too.

SPEAKER_04 43:56

Everyone hates him. He's just like, is he the one?

SPEAKER_02 44:00

That decides what the rules are also.

SPEAKER_04 44:01

He's that billionaires like teams vote on them. He passes it, it's pretty much like government. It comes to his separation of powers? He can veto it if he wants to, but if it's a majority vote, he's the Supreme Court. He's the Supreme Court, dude? Yeah. Supreme fucking douche.

SPEAKER_06 44:16

If you're as rich as he is and you get shit on as much as he does, I feel like he has to have some kind of outlet where he has like a BDSM room or something.

SPEAKER_04 44:23

You think Mike Wiley's watching this right now? Mike Wiley. Let's let's pause the Caleb Down highlights. Let's pause it.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

Let me formulate my thoughts on Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_07 44:33

Mr. Mike. How old is Mike Wiley doing that?

SPEAKER_04 44:36

I think he just turned 50. No, he's definitely in his 30s. Okay. Alright. Oh, I thought it was like an old guy. So did I? No.

SPEAKER_07 44:45

So did I. What's your beef, man? What's your beef, Mike Wiley? I know you're listening. There he is.

SPEAKER_04 44:53

Oh yeah, let's look at Mike Wiley. Mike Wiley, we just pulled you up on the big screen.

SPEAKER_07 44:57

Well, actually, you know what?

SPEAKER_06 44:58

Let's not look at pictures of him because I don't want to put a face to a name. I just want to imagine Jesus crushing. I said pull up Mike Wiley, not American History X.

SPEAKER_07 45:12

Yeah, that guy's got more dents in his noggin than a Mexican teens Ultima. Mike Wiley. What is this? Do you fly planes or are you just autistic? What are you doing, dude? Let's see. What do you do for work? Is this your link done? I see you like Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

This is our number one supporter for the podcast. Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_07 45:41

Mike Wiley. And we're doing this because we love you. Thanks for listening.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

Thanks for tuning in. We're making fun of you as uh a gift to you since you're our biggest. Should we just throw Mike Wiley into the group chat, bro? Dude, we should bring Mike Wiley on the podcast. Let's bring Mike Wiley on the club. He seems like a guy that could just sit right here, like crisscross applesauce. Um I don't think. I don't know. Yeah, let's just have him back to the camera, crisscross applesauce looking up at us the whole time. No Mike. So you can just see him like this from behind as we're talking. Yeah. But he gets a front row seat to the podcast, dude. Yeah, he always texts me like right after an episode and like gives us feedback on the audio. You eat the shit. How long did you add that email for? Since 2004. Don 23 baller.

SPEAKER_05 46:22

You're excused. You're excused.

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Baller 2004 is when I made this. It was my mice racing. That's probably that's when baller meant like a big spender.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Yeah. What was his B baller though? Oh, doesn't it? Oh, you're a basketballer. Yeah. I've never seen I've never seen Don and LeBron in the same room before. I mean, they're right. Don, LeBron, Le Don. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 46:48

La Doordash. Shador Dash him.

SPEAKER_04 46:51

Shador Dash and Shadon. Mike Wiley thinks I'm some kind of like artistic vegan.

SPEAKER_06 46:58

Meanwhile, he he doesn't realize that I'm an autistic racist nunk.

SPEAKER_05 47:04

Yeah. Mike Wiley, you gotta be nicer to us, man.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

We're I mean, we're still new at this dude. Mike Wiley on episode 14. You're you're treating us like we've been doing the show for years, man.

SPEAKER_06 47:13

Worry about your own meat consumption, by the way, okay? You look like your fucking your blood pressure is like 150 over a thousand or some shit, dude. It's tough. I don't know what they have blood pressure, dude. What?

SPEAKER_02 47:24

I think I have pretty high blood pressure.

SPEAKER_06 47:25

Do you?

SPEAKER_04 47:26

I think so. Because you're a fucking meatball. That's why. That's why you're sick. That's why you're sick right now. I'm usually strong as an ox. I think it's all these arms that I'm on, bro. I think they're fucking up my liver. I think this codine's fucking up my liver.

SPEAKER_07 47:37

Can you imagine Mike While you listen to this? And uh when I said he had d I pictured him whenever I said he had dents in his head. He's probably listening, and he's probably like Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 47:51

I didn't notice that before. Oh no. Fuck Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

Yeah, no, we're gonna have Mike Welling on the pod, bro. Oh we shout out Mike Wiley. Mike Wiley, shout out Mike Wiley. Yeah, honestly, big time. Shout out Mike Welly. Fan of the year. Uh number one fan. Fan of the month. Every month.

SPEAKER_07 48:11

Fan of the week, every week. Number one fucking fan. Honestly, I mean I'd love to meet you in a very nice way. I'd like to I'd like to meet you because you seem very judgmental of me, but I forgive you.

SPEAKER_04 48:21

And uh I think he judges Huey more than you. That's fair.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Yeah. Now that we get the roadcas, though, I think a lot of the judgment has gone the other way.

SPEAKER_04 48:32

Yeah, the roadcaster saved my life.

SPEAKER_07 48:35

Yeah, yeah. I spent $140 to have you stopped fucking talking shit about me.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

Yeah, he's like the audio sounds good. Now I actually realize that I don't like Casey's voice.

SPEAKER_07 48:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:44

Also put some more plugins on Casey.

SPEAKER_07 48:47

However, you feel about me. Stop fucking telling people how you feel about me because it's all coming back to me. And I don't know. You know how bad it is to be at work covered head to toe and shit. Someone's like, hey. Someone said they don't like the sound of your voice. Yeah, okay. Like, fuck you. I was mean to my friends because of what you said about me. This guy. I'm not gonna lie, I love this guy. He looks like logic.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

He looks like Nick A30 right there. Who's this? That's Mike Wiley, bro. This is Mike Wiley? That's Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_07 49:19

It's logic. Alright, dude. What do we got? Let's analyze this. We got the Coca-Cola polar bear. He's a big Christmas guy. Yeah, Goislop. Um, we got the fucking Heisenberg eyeglasses. We got the shit kickers, yep. Yeah, you look like Brian Cranston as a 13-year-old. But also you look very sweet and very nice. And then uh very sweet and very nice guy. We're only joking at the end of the month. Hey, Julie Baker wants to know where you are.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

Yeah, he's trying to fuck you on site, dude.

SPEAKER_04 49:51

Hey, Julie Baker's worried about you.

SPEAKER_06 49:53

She's like, get down from there. Are you gonna jump? Yeah. Get down from there right now.

SPEAKER_04 49:56

Hey. Julie Baker, if you're listening, let's fuck. Dude, that's what that's what your mom used to always say whenever you told her you shit your pants. She's like, where are you?

SPEAKER_06 50:05

Where are you?

SPEAKER_04 50:06

He hit her with the classic. This is stepmom. I shit my pants, I'm up high. Oh gosh. Where are you? Oh, you go by should we call you Mike or Michael? Well, he's reps the don't say the name. Don't say the name. Beautiful smile. Beautiful smile.

SPEAKER_07 50:21

You honestly, I'm not gonna lie, you uh very attractive young man. Um very handsome.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

Very handsome, very, very handsome.

SPEAKER_07 50:29

Mr.

SPEAKER_04 50:30

Clean.

SPEAKER_07 50:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:32

Mr. Clean. Mike Wiley, friend of the show. Definitely, definitely don't look like you've met John Cena before. On any kind of program. Not yet, but you're in the queue of wanting to nonprofit program. Here's a picture of the building I work at. Peter Woods.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

Hold on, go back. Where's he at with the SEC thing? What is this? Go back one picture.

SPEAKER_06 50:54

I for sure thought this guy was like 60 the way you described him. No, that's just the boy. Okay, that's just where it hangs out.

SPEAKER_04 51:00

We had a football game shit. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Well, he makes good money and uh he just chose like day every day. Honestly, every day. I see him every day. If he's in town, he we can't be saying that. Oh fuck, I gotta go ahead and do a cut. I gotta fucking bleep all that shit. Yeah, you got two bleeps.

SPEAKER_07 51:21

You said it twice. I was counting.

SPEAKER_04 51:22

Talent on himself, dude. If there's ever a rat, if there if we ever have an informant on this fucking podcast.

SPEAKER_07 51:28

That's a very good draft for a very good team.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

Nah, dude, my fucking my GM's got my back, bro. I'm telling you. No, dude. Alec is gonna be the one who fucks with us. KC Mark. Alex is gonna be the one who wears the wire. Yeah, what are you gonna?

SPEAKER_06 51:40

He's the start doing this, bro. We're gonna start pouring water on his chest before everything. What the fuck? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 51:49

Dude, this is all right. So before you judge, this is we got the NFL draft over here. Now we have we have the top ten picks of the NFL draft.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

This is how they scout. This is Casey's got a lot of. Oh, you want to draft? Like I said.

SPEAKER_07 52:02

Oh my god. Picks the NFL shaft. NFL shaft. No, he was an NFL shaft.

SPEAKER_04 52:07

NFL shaft alert. Hey, we're watching the NFL shaft. Oh, I'm not connected again.

SPEAKER_07 52:13

Don't sign me up to Omega. I will have to answer questions. You know, I used to do a megal with some of my friends in uh my freshman year, and we would tuck our dicks between our legs and so it looked like a vagina, we'd be on an office chair. That's how we met. In Horny. Ohny Indian would see us. We'd be standing up on an office chair, tucked, so it looked like a vagina.

SPEAKER_04 52:35

Someone would spin the office chair around. We'd spin around. You're nuts and muted. Yeah, my our tiny penises and balls would be at the back of my thighs. What'd the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 52:45

They'll skip us every time.

SPEAKER_02 52:47

Why did you date it? Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_07 52:48

They would see you, they would see the front, they're like immediately start jumping. Turn around, turn around, dude. Do I spin slow, like sexy spin, just a teenager dick and balls?

SPEAKER_06 52:55

They don't even change it, they ask you to turn back around.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

Do I spin? You were talking about uh off camera, dude. We just had a great riff session, also. Donovan, man of many talents, was just absolutely serenating us on the porch.

SPEAKER_07 53:10

Yeah. Donovan can play the guitar like a mug.

SPEAKER_04 53:12

He can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot. He sure can. But um that was fun, dude. That was a good good little good little singing session we had. And then we came back in. I don't know how it came up, but what were you saying about two girls, one cup? You ruined my whole childhood talking about this shit was fake.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

Really, it was all fake. It wasn't there was no there was no there was no scat, there was no shit. The throw up was fake. It was all uh Scat cap. Yeah, which I mean it seems kind of obvious, like why would you it'd be so much easier just to fake it. I guess so. Don, we don't have to pull this up.

SPEAKER_07 53:42

You know, here's the real question. What would you rather have been faked? The moon landing or two girls one cup? Because I uh I have an answer for you.

SPEAKER_04 53:49

It's uh I'd rather the moon landing be faked. Well, honestly, I'm kind of more pissed off about the two girls one cup being fucking fake. Bro, whenever you tell me that's what I'm saying. This is like a well I knew I knew we knew the man the moon landing was fake. Everyone, this is yeah, this is more newsbreaking content to me than the moon landing. Two girls one. If you think the moon landing was fake, I'd be like, yeah, no shit. You mean you tell me these bitches had two cups? Is OJ telling me?

SPEAKER_07 54:09

Because I saw the shit come out of her butt. And I saw the other one. It was not a fake. We can't afford two cups.

SPEAKER_01 54:16

It was a 2007 Brazilian scat fetish film named Hungry Bitches. That's the bitches.

SPEAKER_04 54:22

Dude, that sounds like uh Buck Cherry's like second band.

SPEAKER_07 54:26

The Hungry Bitches, that sounds like the drive-through eyes chicken.

SPEAKER_04 54:31

Buck Cherry's backup band, Hungry Bitches. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

It sounds like an album by them, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:36

Yeah, yeah. Hungry bitches. That's a yeah, this is debut, album debut. Um, and whenever I was a kid, I remember like me and my buddy Xavier, like we heard about Two Girls One Cup, and we like wanted to watch it because we're like, oh, is that real? No way. I want to look I don't know, we're fifth grade. I wonder girls eat poop.

SPEAKER_06 54:55

I'd love to see this. It was like a dare. It was like a dare like oh I bet you can't lost.

SPEAKER_04 54:59

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that. It was like we're filming the mom's card now, or are we gonna watch two girls one cup or project X? Bro, it's that's like and I remember like my mom's like computer was like in the office. Like, as soon as you walk in, like this there's the office to the left. And I remember being like, I know how to delete the search history. Like we can try to go find it. Brother do you I thought I did just go that we thought it was like on YouTube, you like an innocent kid? We just like looked up two girls one cup on like YouTube. We never found the video, also. Still to this day, I've never seen it. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't want to watch it, Donovan's okay. You don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch this shit.

SPEAKER_07 55:31

Donovan, this is this I bought this laptop. I don't care about this. Look it up on that laptop. I don't want to watch the city.

SPEAKER_06 55:38

Lemon party? Yeah. Is it liver king? He's doing porn now. Nobody just being a lemon party. I think liver party.

SPEAKER_04 55:45

I remember just being like a kid being like, yeah, I know how to delete the search history. And my mom was like, Why were you deleting search history earlier? What were you trying to learn? I'm trying to find work stuff. I'm trying to find girls eat poop, mom.

SPEAKER_06 55:56

She's like trying to like remember what she was searching for work earlier today. She's like, everything is gone. What the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_07 56:04

We're gonna throw this off.

SPEAKER_04 56:06

Chatpooh.com, dude. I don't think anything good is coming out of Chappoo. Let's let's have a little chatpoo.

SPEAKER_06 56:10

This is Chatpoo.com name equals Alex. What? Get off of this, get off of this. Where are we?

SPEAKER_04 56:17

Uh you know, go back on a fucking Is it really those three old men?

SPEAKER_01 56:21

Is that an edit of them?

SPEAKER_02 56:23

Did you know those guys are in shape?

SPEAKER_01 56:25

Nah, I mean livingparty.org was whatever. It was like just a bunch of old people. Fucking. It was just grannies and old dudes. What the fuck is this? How do you know about this, Donovan? I've been on all the fucking websites.

SPEAKER_07 56:40

Yeah, he's- I remember when uh back in the Discord days when he used to show us Mexicans get in their house.

SPEAKER_04 56:44

Oh, dude, back in the Discord days, dog, whenever we all had PCs.

SPEAKER_07 56:47

Wait, hold on, scroll up.

SPEAKER_04 56:49

Scroll up. This is a bombshell.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Scroll up, go back up. Go back up. He goes immediately to this.

SPEAKER_07 56:54

Show me that old guy eating that other guy's pussy. Show me that. Because I think I saw I think I saw something there. Show me that other old guy and the other old guy's pussy. Is that you? That says NYFD. That's a New York fire department employee eating another guy's pussy.

SPEAKER_04 57:16

You're supposed to be on my computer.

SPEAKER_07 57:18

How did these guys get on my computer? What the fuck are they doing on my computer? How did they act like that?

SPEAKER_02 57:22

This is what my tax dollars are going to? Casey, why are you all also already signed in on this website? You do have automatic login.

SPEAKER_06 57:30

I speak sign language.

SPEAKER_04 57:32

Let me tell you.

SPEAKER_07 57:33

Three-person sexual activity among elderly men. Often used as a prank. Just kidding, guys.

SPEAKER_04 57:41

No, dude. Tell Britain to calm down. We didn't actually fuck. We were just kidding. It was a prank. They want to see you come. Oh, dude, that's the most Reddit thing ever. Scroll up. This is a joke, bro.

SPEAKER_07 57:52

Or slash explain the joke. Fucking shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 57:56

Oh, explain this joke. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_07 57:59

Shut the fuck up. Oh, another most reddit thing ever. I did a ton of research. Shut the fuck up. When life gives you lemons, have a lemonade party.

SPEAKER_04 58:08

Why? I guess that means. Why isn't it called a raisin party? Raising cops. Maybe then I'll be fucking all wrinkly.

SPEAKER_07 58:16

I wouldn't be it wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick exclamation point.

SPEAKER_04 58:20

What are we looking for? What are we looking at right now?

SPEAKER_07 58:23

Where are we going? Where are we going? Are we in a roundabout?

SPEAKER_04 58:25

Erethral sounding.

SPEAKER_07 58:27

Is an insertion of a medical instrument sound into the urethra of I have seen this one.

SPEAKER_04 58:31

Is this like whale calling in a dick hole? This is the sandbox one. Yeah, I've seen that one. Dude, this is like Donovan's ideal party of like having fun. He used to remember like the YMH. This YMH Live, is that still a thing? Yeah. Fuck what? For like the first like five years that I knew Donovan, he was like, dude, we gotta hang out and watch the YMH Live. We gotta hang out and watch the YMH live. And it's just the most gruesome shit you've ever seen.

SPEAKER_07 58:55

Will you look up something for it? We look up a nude Mexican midget runs under table like a dog and barks. This is one of my favorite videos from these websites. There's no gore, it's just a Brazilian midget running around naked like a dog at nighttime at a bar.

SPEAKER_02 59:08

What website did we find that show?

SPEAKER_07 59:09

Gore.com. There's one of the one of the like nice things I saw in there that I was showed. Pretty wholesome, actually. Yeah. Yeah. We used to step. Who's that Brazilian?

SPEAKER_04 59:19

They're called Guatemalans, by the way.

SPEAKER_07 59:21

Midget Undertable sucks. Midget undertable.

SPEAKER_04 59:26

Yeah, that's gonna take a second. That's gotta be it.

SPEAKER_07 59:29

This is gonna, yeah. You know what?

SPEAKER_04 59:30

That's gotta be it.

SPEAKER_07 59:32

Midget under straight enter. Oh Jesus Christ. Hold on, scroll up. Okay. First time on porn for this Latina midget MILF released? This is not it. What was her first time on porn for this Latina midget unreleased?

SPEAKER_05 59:48

What'd they do to that midget?

SPEAKER_04 59:50

She has a there's an unreleased version of the midget. She has the EP? Alright, dude. I'm gonna get break, but we gotta go. Hold on, hold on. Pause the midget porn dog. Dude. Hello? That's enough. That's enough. Damn, she's busted, dude. That is enough, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:08

Okay, yeah, I'll head on soon. This is good. This one's good. She has the same tattoos as four sisters. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:16

Is your sister? Hello. Is that how that works?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:23

Hang up on me, I guess. Whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:24

Two fuckers. Anyway. Gosh, Casey. We were going down a fucking rabbit hole. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this one.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:34

You gotta one arm in front of the other, just kinda pull yourself up. That's all you can do when you're looking at the midget porn first time looking at the bottom.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:40

I do want to just tug yourself out. Yep. Yep. To find this. No, no, no, no. That's okay, Don.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:47

Anal, what you're acrobatics? What were you going for? Acrobatics. That's okay. Is it?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:53

That's an Olympic event, right? This is we're supposed to be watching the NFL drafts right now. Is it over, also? Yeah, the NFL drafts are. These are different athletes. Okay. Is it only round one? Yeah, round one is on the tonight. Are they jumping onto shit?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:05

Let me guess what the or can I guess what the anal the anal acrobatics are? Is that are they jumping on the shit? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:12

They're not. No, it's like six, you know, like the nerf basketball hoops, like the basketballs.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:18

Wait, anal acrobatics? Yeah. I went to a couple of their games. They're very talented.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:25

I've watched that over the WNBA. Dude, I'm telling you. That is the WNBA.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:30

It's a lot. They have a much easier time with putting balls and uh. Alright. Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:41

This laptop's not coming back to my house.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:42

I've been to that part. It's gonna stay here if that's alright with you guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

Yeah, what are you gonna do? Kids like, hey, can I borrow your laptop? It's not coming home.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:50

Why are there so many so many hot Russian singles in your area right now? I don't I they're at the doors. They're knocking on the door. Holy mold. I don't want to see that.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:00

Well, what's the one to the right of the girl pushing golf balls out of rassholes? Oh my goodness. I hate that. I don't want to watch this, bro. What are we doing right now? What are we doing? Do you have any blankets? Turn this off. Do you have any blankets? Yeah. Can I have one? Did we put one over the TV? Can I just have a blanket, please?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:17

I don't like this, Donovan. You're about to lose your job as Jamie, dog. I don't like it. Ew, dude. Interracial sex.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:23

Get the fuck off. Dude, turn this shit the fuck off. Put the anal girls back on. Oh, dude. I don't want to watch that guy fuck that sweet white lady. What is this? What is this? This is blasphemy. What would her father say? Uh honestly, probably nothing. Because you're probably not around.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

Hey, you're bigger than the last time I saw you.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:45

What's up, kid? You got a boner or something? Good gosh. Alright, well, next topic.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:51

Alright, I guess we'll move on to eating out. We've covered pretty much everything from anal to vaginal to mouth. There's so much Mexican midgets. Dude, let's just talk about eating box, dude. Let's chill and talk about eating box, dude. Come on. Let's see.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:07

It's getting later. Let's just talk about eating box.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:10

Yeah, we just eating jack of the box.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:12

That's what we're talking about earlier. Yeah, dude. Those tacos are so good, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:17

I like when like the lettuce kind of like hangs out of the taco a little bit. But I'm like driving, so I'm kind of like looking up, and then I crash into somebody.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:30

Sometimes you hold the box like a like a harmonica, and you just kind of play it sideways. Tap your foot. Tap your foot while you're doing it.

unknown 1:03:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:39

Play the most racist riff you can on the harmonica, please. Dude, every riff on a harmonica is racist. Yeah. No, no, why can't you? Why can't you play this?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:49

There's not a progressive riff. It's a progressive banjo riff. Why can't you just play the harmonica on red? No, I'm playing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:59

I'm playing they not like us on banjo.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:02

Banjo.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:04

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Pussing out the banjo. Popping out the banjo.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:08

They're not like us. They're not like us.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:15

They are not like us. They're so much different than us. They're not being here with us. They're races. They're not like us. He's eating at the same table as me. Hey, you don't use that water fountain.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:31

I don't. The nicest way I can say it is they're just not like us. They don't understand. They're just not like us. Like they sure, like same species, but they're not like there's different kinds of sharks, monkeys, whales.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:49

They're just same but different. That's a good bit. Dude, come on. That's a good fucking progressive mom in the 30s.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:01

You can play the saxophone differently than other people. Some people play it in like a really rambunctious, loud, annoying way, and some people play it like very classy like, like me and your dad like. And that's fine.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:13

They are not like us.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:15

They're not like us. That's so fucking funny. That's such a good bit.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:22

Oh, yeah, my white dad just found out about Kendrick Lamore, and he's like, damn right, they're not like us. I love this new Tom McDonald's song. They're not like us. Also, I like it's it's very ironic, like the black scent he's doing during it, because he's like, they're not like us, but they kind of are in a way, but they're like, they're totally not. They're not like us by Conway Twitty. I really like this. Yeah, dude. Joe can pull up the AI, they're not like us. They can play ball for sure. Like, obviously, like they're the best playing ball, but like they're not, they're just not civil. Those guys are my brothers. They're the best at both. Yeah. Okay. My co worker, my co worker Dave is kind.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:00

Of, like, like he's not like me at all, but like I can like kind of like feel for him and I like want to help him.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:04

He's not like me at all, but he buys a lot more scratch off.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:07

That's every guy like pretends to not be racist who is just like unknowingly extremely racist. That's every lib. The only way to not be racist is to be racist, being like, all right, dude, like yeah, you're there's this person I know that's like super super lib. But she was on Facebook talking about uh how upset she was about how racist restaurants are because they don't carry hennes. It's like it's like, why the fuck don't you guys have fried chicken and watermelon?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:35

Yeah, if you didn't have my favorite drink, I wouldn't tip either.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:48

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:53

You got henney? I'll serve myself, bitch ass. Blank FN.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:01

Oh my gosh, that's so fucking funny. I love calling people FN.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:08

Green FN. Yeah. Fn's the coolest thing to say. Oh my goodness, Casey, that's so fucking funny. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:14

I wouldn't tip if you're not gonna have my favorite drink.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:18

Yeah, I mean, yeah. I come here, you don't have what I want, why am I gonna tip you?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:24

I can't believe these restaurants.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:26

I don't know if you guys have noticed like black people don't like when people are like overly nice to them.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:29

Like you just have to, like, if you're overly nice to them, they're assuming that you're like being overly nice because you don't like black people and you're uncomfortable. It's great. You just have to treat black Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:37

Hennessy has historically significant and enduring enduring popularity with the black community. Particularly the US. Where else are black people drinking Hennessy? Tell me.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:01

Yeah, the monopoly, dude. Can we look up that's enough looking up from the UK? I read in the US. I'm gonna have to. Hey, you know what? Actually, you know what?

SPEAKER_07 1:08:21

Uh look up uh look up the crime rate diversity in uh look it up in the UK. Because UK always has so much to say about America. Let's look at what what it is in the UK. Because it's not the Brits doing the crime. Yeah, they get drunk like fighting bars and stuff, and there's some machete whites, but every country has alright, we're not gonna say this online, but I'll I'll do this.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:45

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:49

I fucking told you so. I fucking told you.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:52

I fucking told you, you geese.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:54

What are you thinking? Block. Block. Alright, there's so much shit I'm gonna have to cut out right here. Put all the good laughs, but I don't know if I'm gonna be able to irritate.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:06

Put all the play trolley fives in the bag.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:12

Daniel Craig is actually great in everything. Who's uh gosh?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:18

That was a good one, Casey. Yeah, you gotta you gotta get on stage, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:20

Ah, dude, I'm so nervous I'm talking in front of people.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:24

Just who was the comedian that said they just put on the glasses and close their eyes while they're up there talking? So they didn't see anybody. I could do that.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:30

It's kind of that's what I do during sex. You keep the shades on. No, just kidding, dude. I love my beautiful fiancee. Even though she is black. Contrary to what I've said the past 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:42

Yeah, Kenzie is black. Yeah. Black queen. Yeah. Got herself a black queen.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:47

Yeah, dude, it's nice coming.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:48

Casey will pull up. If God forbid anything ever happens in your relationship, Casey will pull up with a black queen.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:54

That's what I've told Kenzie if we ever break up, I'm not dating a black lady. Just to kind of whoop me back into shape. Because I don't really like nothing slightly though. As a white guy being called a bitch ass blank, like that that'd light the fire under my ass. I'd probably work a little bit harder.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:10

But also, like I don't know, I'm pretty sure that's what Matt McCusker goes through like every fucking day. Yeah, I think black girls. Does she let him say it? She doesn't have a choice. She definitely lets him say it. That's her boss. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:23

Matthew McCuster, the boss.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:25

He's like, I can never leave because I can never feel the sensation again.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:28

Yeah, yeah. How can I leave such a great thing? Good golly. Black girls have to be cool to date. I've never done it. I'm honest with you, I won't. But I don't really imagine.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:40

The way you said it. Because they were not like us. I don't know how to break it. Not like us.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:45

Yeah. How about these rockets, boys? You guys watching the games? Rockets?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:49

We saw a lot of fucking black rockets. We didn't see some black rockets.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:53

I'm trying to see. Let's look at some red rockets.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:55

Let's look at some Native American penises.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:58

I mean, we're fifth seed. Look up. Are we 0-2, right? Yeah, we're 0-2. I guess the Lakers, I think.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:05

Native Americans are underrepresented in porn, aren't they? Supposedly the unrepresented. I watched Wind River. That was another one I watched. With uh Jeremy Reiner? Yeah, yeah. That was a banger movie. Made me uncomfortable in a couple spots. Yeah. I'll say that. But uh show point to where it made you uncomfortable. Just like in my tummy. I don't know. Like, yeah, there was a scene in there that I was like, they didn't have to show that. They could have just like hinted at it.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:30

They're talking about your people, huh? Yeah, the natives.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:32

But uh well, there is always, I mean, I'm sure you've learned about it from your your family heritage, but the the Puerto Ricans and the Native Americans got into it for a pretty long time. Yeah, I guess who won. It's well documented.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:44

Bad bunny is does sound like a fucking Bad Bunny does sound like a Native American race. That is a Native American bad bunny.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:52

You want nothing to do with the bad bunny. Steer clear white man, steer clear of the bad bunny.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:58

The bad bunny rides at dawn. Yes. He comes for your scalp. He just hops everywhere. The bad bunny. You would notice. Yes, he jumps around. But he's never supping. Yes. Bad bunny. Dang, I gotta figure out how to do a Native American action. Can you imagine uh like instead of the Indian call? Instead of the what? Like they're like, oh, here's it. Hey, hey. Oh fuck. You know how like uh like I'm sure like uh a white dad eventually first heard about Justin Bieber. He's like, who the fuck is this Justin Bieber? Like, who's so obsessed with uh like a Mexican dad?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:35

Fucking oh bad bunny? What the fuck are you talking about? This bad bunny. Why is he so bad? How's a bunny bad? What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you doing watching this bullshit? What the fuck are you doing? That's my favorite thing you say. What the fuck are you doing? You fucking stupid. What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you thinking? You fucking dumbass.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:05

Yeah, it's pretty good. Mexicans just slapping me in the back of the head and saying, You're a fucking piece of shit. What the fuck are you doing? Your pizza shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:13

Pizza shit. You like shit on your pizza? I'm sorry. Pizza. Pizza shit. Hey, you hungry, way? We got pizza.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:23

No, I love the Mexicans. The Mexicans are my favorite. I like them. They're the most sick, dude. Mexicans are literally the sickest. They're the best. They get down.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:31

I do fuck with the Mexicans, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:33

The only uh no, never mind. Let's go ahead and talk about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:37

Do we have like whenever whenever we get the digis, whenever we get the mini mics, we get we do a live podcast at Ojos Locos. Open carry, obviously. Somebody's getting shot.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:45

Also, audio only, because I'm gonna fucking go nuts in the go crazy at O'S Locos, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:54

I haven't been to Ojos Locos in a fucking minute, dude. I've been to Ojos Locos one time. That was enough for a lifetime. It was enough, bro. Also, everyone there is wearing nothing and they should be wearing everything. Yeah, you go to Ohost Locos, you say, you hey, fat Hispanic bitch. Everybody turns around.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:09

Yeah, Jess.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:11

Someone's whole bloodline turns around. Jess. Jess? What are you looking at?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:20

Oh my goodness. What are you looking at Weddle?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:24

Yeah. Whether? Hey. Those are the best two Ohs, best O'Slocos waitresses I've ever seen. Like they don't look like that person. This is how they get you in there, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:36

Yeah, if you go to Ohost Loco in real life, uh gosh, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:40

What do you do if you find out? What do you do? What do you do if you find out like you're just sweet baby dolly?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:55

There's a black guy going to a Mexican titty bar talking about what's to do with the old locos girl. I'm trying to eat wings. Why are these bitches talking to me?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:06

Oh, dude. And it's funny because uh the beef that Mexicans and blacks have. And they're the same, bro. Dude, I I was raised by a Hispanic family. I'm telling you, bro, every single time I see like a meme video of like black parents be like, it literally reminds me of my parents. Yeah, every time the fucking same thing. They'd be like, get your ass aside and check the fucking mail, too. It doesn't matter if you're black or Mexican until you turn the age 13. Your pillowcase is fucking Dragon Ball Z.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:34

You bet she's just Tom and Jerry. All your stuff is gonna be cartoon. Cartoon themed until you fucking turn 21.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:42

Yeah, you sit you're 16 with the Batman underwear, they call him pantonuns. That's literally, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:49

It doesn't oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:51

That is the biggest regular season.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:53

Yeah, that guy's definitely yeah, this got a big thing. He doesn't remember this day either.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:57

It's also noon. Yeah, there's nobody else there. That's an empty bar. It's like pictures they took for Average. He takes his wedding ring before he goes in the room. It could be you. No hose locos.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:08

Choosing your wedding ring is a fucking cock ring at the local titty bar.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:12

That's one of those elastic rubber ones. It's a blue, that's a blue-collared wedding ring.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:15

I gotta do something with this, but if I guess if they find it here, I got far enough for it to not matter.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:20

What the fuck are you doing? Go Raiders. Is a hose locos a Texas thing or is that everywhere?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:28

I think he just is I think they give you a Raiders jersey. That's an OJ Simpson jersey, dude. That guy is up to no fucking good there. They just give you a Raiders jersey. They sell Raiders jerseys in there. These are fucking Rams jerseys.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:42

She's got glasses on because she's going over her community college notes.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:47

Who the fuck is playing? This is crazy. Eric Dickerson. Who's this throwback night? Oh, that's a that's a Bo Jackson jersey. Oh, is it Bo Jackson? Yeah, Bo Jackson. Oh, sorry, OJ.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:57

It's still like Los Angeles. OJ played, he was 32 for the Bills. Yeah, for the Bills.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:01

There's a two like Hispanic cities. He's got the Los Angeles Raiders. That's the San Antonio. You know what? Los Angeles Rams.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:06

The uh the Arizona Cardinals just killed the only Hispanic running back in the league.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:11

What do you mean Bo do you mean killed? Uh he's done for.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:14

It was James Connor. Yeah, I was gonna say James Connor. And uh also his last name's Connor, so what are we even talking about? But now that they've got uh they've got Jeremiah Love, the best running back in college football is going to the Arizona Cardinals to play with Jacoby Brissett, Marvin Harrison Jr. I mean that's Mino Bright. Who's this?

SPEAKER_04 1:17:33

Dude, there are some characters, bro. We gotta start doing company meetings at Ohost. You know, above the door at Oho's logos is all that something's like.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:41

That's Chef Gusteau from fucking Ratatouille right there.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:45

Hey good lord. Yeah, we gotta start doing company meetings here, bro. Like next time we all edit clips together, let's gotta go to Ohost. Bring a bulletproof vest.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:55

They have to let us do whatever the fuck we want. They would have to do way more than we can.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:59

Everyone does whatever the fuck they want at Ohost.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:01

I like I I think uh Twin Peaks would be better just because I'd feel more safer. Alright, whose realtor is that? That's uh that's a realtor in fucking uh a Tascasita, if I've ever seen one. Good lord. Look at that minion. That looks like shit. That looks like a fucking oh man. Ohost Locos, man. If you want to fucking you can buy beer and coke at Ohost Locos, I promise you.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:26

Speaking of Coke, oh yeah, Cole got a new job as uh full full circle, dude. He's the Coke delivery driver.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:34

A Coke dealer, if you will. Wow. He rides with Dr. Pepper all day, though. He saw him fucking. Hey, don't say that.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:40

We saw him fucking fucking loves Coca-Cola, bro. Well, let's not do with if this guy's a doctor, we probably shouldn't be Yeah, he could lose his license, dude. Yeah. We're talking about him right now. Mr. Pepper. Mr. Pepper.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:51

I'll believe it. Yeah. Dr. Pepper, a doctor of cream doctor uh cream pepper. He's bro, he's good.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:59

He likes the jokes, dude. I always crack the jokes with him. It's Cortland that gets upset. Courtland's like, you shouldn't joke about that. It's a sensitive topic. And then I like tell Cole, I'm like, yo, is it okay if I joke about this? He's like, yeah, dude, it's fucking funny. This is insane, also. Is that real? Did he really do this shit?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:14

No shot. It's bubbling. It's definitely sweet tea.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:16

This guy had 13 meals. He'd have died, right? Yeah. Did Shoe Neist I think Shoe Nice was actually about that life? Shoe knife was eat stickers. I think he might have just been like a little bit sad. I think he would eat painter's caulk. Like a tube of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:32

Do you think if you drank a full fucking handle of Jack Daniels?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:42

Um, that was good. Absolutely. Let's wrap it. Let's wrap this up. Uh that was fun. I had a lot of laughs. That was good.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:50

That last 30 was a blast.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:51

That was that was fun. A lot of it was a good one. You've done your mic. How long has you been sitting there? Something just now. Okay. Okay. Let's wrap this up. Oh, okay. We we um Grrrrrot.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:08

That's it.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:09

Keep it kosher. Still hard.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:11

No beers, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:12

See you next week.