Room Temp Box - RTB Ep. 15

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SPEAKER_04 0:03

Like that's pretty fucking gay.

SPEAKER_03 0:05

Alright. Speaking of, welcome to the podcast. Yeah, that's pretty gay. Welcome to the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Gay on this podcast.

SPEAKER_04 0:15

This is fucking gay, dude. This is gay. This is so gay, dude. We got we're we're out here doing we're doing Pilates. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

Oh, dude, yeah, Huey. Huey's a Pilates guy now. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm reformed.

SPEAKER_04 0:27

I'm reformed.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

I dude, you know, I spill my beer nonstop. I'm kinda scared. You know what I mean? Let me move this. I spirit this shit way too much.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

Not on a tople.

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Yeah, I spilled my beer way too much, dude. I can't buy I can't have it by the roadcaster, dude.

SPEAKER_04 0:45

You were that would be insane if we I had to interact with that same guy again to get the fucking another roadcaster.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

Yeah, his retarded ass just accidentally bought another one. This doesn't work either. Huey. I think it's you.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

If you guys want another roadcaster for cheap, I'll cut you a deal. That's what he's gonna do. Yeah. Huey needs another roadcaster.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

And then he we're gonna say yes, and he's gonna say, well, I don't know. If I give you guys a deal, then I'm gonna I don't know if that works for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Huey, I wish I could have been like a fly on the wall and just watch Jaw in the parking lot interacting for a little bit, just forking over all these cables. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25

Wait it that part was only like two minutes. Like he was really really in and out of there. Acting like I was the one holding things up. He was being impatient with me, which was what really just drove things home. It just really fucking grinded my gears that he was acting like I was holding him up his day.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

He did have somewhere to be.

SPEAKER_04 1:50

Yeah, after we had already spent like 30 minutes like f sorting things out. Well, all right. First off, he said uh he was like, Yeah, I'm available in the afternoon. I was like, cool. Like, alright, like I get off at like 4 30, 5 o'clock, I'll be over there. It's like late afternoon. He's like, Yeah, I I'll be around about 8 p.m. I'm like, that's not the afternoon, brother. Where is that the afternoon?

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Yeah, like, dude, I have to go to Pilates. I'm not gonna be, yeah, it's exactly I'm not gonna be available at 8 p.m. I have to go to fucking Pilates.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Yeah, listen, alright. I'm not we're stretching, we're stretching this out enough already, alright? I'm trying to stretch myself after this.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

Yeah, well, yeah. You said you got stretched out pretty good, bro.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

Oh yeah. So I uh girl I've been talking to, that's the only that's the only way I can escape, girl. This was like, oh, this girl I'm talking to. I only went because uh I'm talking to this girl. But I went to Pilates. I've been curious about it anyway. The guy who made Pilates, fucking Joseph Pilates, he was a he was a professional fighter.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Pilates is Joseph Pilates.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

His name's Joseph Pilates, and he was a boxer. He was a time I met Dan Pizza. Daniel Pizza.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

Yeah, good guy, good pizza. Anyways, Pilates.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

Yeah. No, that actually is the dude's name. His name's Joseph Pilates. He was like a boxer and shit. He was like active into his 80s, which I mean I feel like that's the goal. To just be active in boxing? No, like just active in general. Oh, into Pilates. I'm sure he was boxing pretty late.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Boxing things up to move into the fucking nursing home. Probably.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Old motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

Poor guy.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

Golly. But yeah, I went to I went to Pilates and uh that shit was no joke. Uh fucking I was like, I was I was Michael J. Fox in that bitch. I was shaking fucking Muhammad Ali. I was like Devin whenever we had a seizure, bro.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Devin. Devin, Devin, Devin.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

They're they're doing commands. I'm just like looking over. I'm not even like lit really listening to the command. I'm just like looking at the person to my left and my right. I'm like, all right, what's this bitch doing? Like they look like they've been going here.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

How long is a class? Is it like a full is it like 30 minutes?

SPEAKER_04 3:53

It was like a it was like a full hour. I want to say it was like 55 minutes, hour, whatever. It was beat. It was just continuous. I was sweating my ass off, dude. Is it hot Pilates? Is that that's a thing? No, it's just like yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

It's like hot workouts. Oh, dude. It'll just like in the hot room and start like sweating.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

Right, the box after a hot Pilates class is gotta run around. Go crazy. That's yeah, dude. I wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

I just uh a Modello, Michelada, and then some hot box after. Oh man, that's yeah. That's a little little tahine on the rim. The Mexican trifecta, dude. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, put a little bit of tahine on the rim.

SPEAKER_03 4:31

You know, you know, it's like this is the second time you told me, like, oh yeah, I got some fucking post-workout box. This is like the second time you told me that in the span of like three episodes. Is this just like your thing? You get a bitch to just like work out as hard as she can. You're like, okay, let me see what you did.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Yeah, well, you see, what's your pH? What's the pH levels of your skin?

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Oh, Ely. So gross, dude.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

That was nasty as hell. No, it's not in like a freaky sexy way. It's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_03 5:01

I don't think I'm down for that shit, dude. Did you especially like first date kind of shit, bro?

SPEAKER_04 5:07

You wouldn't first date, right?

SPEAKER_03 5:08

Well, when you said like I've been talking to this girl for a little bit, that's like pretty you don't say like I'm talking to a girl, like y'all been dating for a while. This is what was his second date? Fourth? Fourth date, hot Pilates box is still fucking.

SPEAKER_04 5:27

It wasn't hot Pilates, it was like room temperature. It was like how it is. Room Temp Pilates. Room Temp Pilates. Room Temp Pilates.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Oh, yeah, that's room temp box. Room temp box. I like that. 72 degree box.

SPEAKER_03 5:41

You're a dog, bro. That's some nasty shit. Not news. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Eating shit only a dog would eat.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

He was an hazmucher, too. I know he's an hazmatcher. Oh, dude. Put your nose in it.

SPEAKER_04 5:57

Put my nose in it.

unknown 5:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:59

On the back. I should on the floor, dude. You fucking with litterbox bitches, bro.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Litterbox. That's litter box right there. Dude, that's what it is. Post Pilates fucking Azy. That's litter box.

SPEAKER_04 6:14

I wouldn't be surprised if if every girl in that room probably does have a letterbox, though, to be honest. No, litterbox? Litter box. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

Litterbox, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

Litter box, but they also probably all have a like letterbox accounts. That is a very like Pilates girl, matches, letterbox accounts, takes clonopin. It's all that's all fine with me. That's cool. That's all in the same probably tried cocaine before.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

It's just hot box munching, dude. I just don't know if I can do that like off-rip, dude. I think you gotta be you're about to be married, bro. Get to know. I know, bro. Hotbox munching, yeah. Hotbox munch, yeah. I'm gonna have a fucking post-dance floor. Oh, I can't even like go into full detail what I'm gonna do on my marriage night because I was over at uh I know you guys, so that's too much information for me. I was over at Peyton's mom's house uh for dinner a couple nights ago, and she like told us, she told me that like uh she like watches all the episodes, and I was like, Yeah, you gotta stop watching this.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Oh, dude, I was wondering why she followed me on Instagram. She'd oh gosh.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

I was like, you gotta stop watching that shit, dude. I was I don't I don't know what I'd be saying.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

Uh she like Tug Kinsey and she's kind of like looked at me and walked off, and I was like, Oh, she's probably seen the podcast. I've said a couple things.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Yeah, what's it gonna be like seeing uh seeing seeing like your wife's like body above the ankle for the first time?

SPEAKER_03 7:44

Dude, it's exhilarating, bro. I'm gonna make her do some fucking hopalades before. Oh yeah. I am excited though. It's gonna be fun. I'm gonna be a married, be a married man soon, bro. Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Hopefully.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Almost uh almost a week. Yeah. A week and a day. Yeah, week and a day.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Although tomorrow's a week. Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, yeah. Um I've she's been like saying like some bullshit, but she's like uh because like her mom's like, oh yeah, I'm training her. Like, get ready whenever you're married. Like I'm training her. She's gonna be like whipping you into shape and doing this and that.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

Oh, I thought you were talking about like the grapefruit technique or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

Okay, I was gonna say, where's this going? Training?

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Oh, she's getting her to do housework, or she's getting you to do housework.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

Bro, yeah, they like she's fucking she's got the reins. Get out of town. Get out of town. I was like, bro, you what do you notice that who's the guy's name? Josh, uh, what is I will fucking kill myself. You think you're getting pregnant is gonna chat me, bitch? I will kill myself.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Oh, dude, uh, you're talking about poggers, Josh. Yeah, dude. Josh uh The Thick Time.

SPEAKER_04 8:42

I feel like you're like she's getting lessons from from like from her mom, and you're getting lessons from Gage, who like learn from observing his mom's game. So you're a leg up. I feel like you would have a leg up.

SPEAKER_03 8:55

I hope so. I'm not getting lessons from Gage, bro. I might be getting less.

SPEAKER_04 8:59

Well, then you're I don't know. I feel like you're fucked then. I feel I'm okay. I feel like I it's gonna end in you getting pegged in like 12 years. Oh, don't you think?

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Do you think that's what's wrong with Gage's ass? He's just taking he's just taking a few.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

I'm saying if you don't listen to Gage. No, Gage did that all by himself. Well, Gage is our friend, he has hemorrhoids. It's it's just a comical situation. Pushing him out, getting everyone up.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

Yeah. Doing C-sections for his poop. Oh, painting the bowl. Just fucking splatter town.

SPEAKER_04 9:28

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

He sends me pictures, dude.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

Bro, every shit looks like a Rob Zombie film. It's fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_03 9:34

He sends me pictures of like the toilet bowl, like after he does the deed, and it's just like it looks like whenever a girl throws like the tampon in the water and forgets to flush it and just like dies the whole thing. That episode of South Park where uh where Chipotle makes you shit blood.

SPEAKER_04 9:49

Yeah, that's that's actually, but that's just it's not just Chipotle. That's just Tuesday. It's just uh, yeah. He had a he had a single Jibani yogurt and it's just fucking well.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

I hope his tummy feels better soon. That's not fun.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

This has been this is like an ongoing since I've met Gage, he's been painting the bowl, bro. So I don't think.

SPEAKER_04 10:07

I want to get him a shirt. You know the shirts would be like like uh I'm just gonna shirt that says like hemorrhoid survivor. Yeah. He probably rocked that. He's every out-of-pocket shirt that I've given him, he wears he wears them. I just to the gym, too. The Chris Benoit shirt. Yeah, he'll wear that out with his family.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

Better dad than Chris Benoit. It's so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

Which is yeah, Gage is the man. Gage is cool.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

So funny.

SPEAKER_04 10:31

Shit like that, like where no one, like 90% of the people, 99% of the people aren't gonna know who the fuck Chris Benoit is. But for the one guy that does and just sees that in holy shit in like a Kroger, he's like, whoa, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 10:43

Where did you find that? Did you make that shirt? Or did you find that shirt?

SPEAKER_04 10:46

Uh probably like Etsy. Somebody on Etsy.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

Somebody out there.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

He's just putting out hot fire like that. That's so sick. The only one that I made was custom was that ladder match. Remember that WWE ladder match where it was like uh they fought for they fought for custody. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I I made him a shirt with that. It was like custody over Damien for Damien or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

Yeah, I think it is Damien. I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

There was a WWE match where uh I guess with in the storyline, uh two different wrestlers were like had like part-time custody. One was like the stepdad, and like one was like the the the actual dad.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Sounds like Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero type shit. I th I it literally might have been them. It could have been them.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

It could have very much could have been them. And they had a had a ladder match, and dangling over the ladders was like the custody papers. The child it was the custody papers.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

That's so sick. Dude, WWE did the most like fucking flamboyant, like crazy shit. Yeah?

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

I'm pretty sure like Edge like fucked a girl in the middle of the ring one time, like on Monday Night Raw. He edge it did edge edge with a wall. Well, he was edging.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

He was edging, dude. I never did get to my mom thought wrestling, Pokemon, and Yu-Gi-Oh! were all gay, so I never got to do any of that.

SPEAKER_04 12:07

And she was right for that because they are all gay. Did she let you watch SpongeBob though?

SPEAKER_03 12:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:12

Ironically. That's so funny. SpongeBob isn't gay.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

Dude, and I don't get the big people say Spongebob is gay. No, it's not that they say Spongebob's gay. They say like Spongebob's like bad.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

There's a lot of butts and farts and weird stuff that you don't really remember. I mean going through it right now.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

Patrick had the flag between his ass cheeks.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Yeah, that was in one of the movies. That was burned in my memory. He was caked up though. He was. Yeah, Patrick has a fat old ass.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

It's all jokes though, bro. Like kids can see kids can see cartoon butts.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Yeah. Yeah. It's just they go to daycare and they're like, oh, here's my butt. And then you get a phone call and it's like your kids are showing everybody their ass.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

Okay, yeah, no more fucking Spongebob then. Yeah. No more fucking SpongeBob. I was watching that shit growing up. I think I turned out okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Same.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

I was doing it's like well back to the WWE shit. I've always said, like, yo, if uh if like you're a grown man obsessed with like WWE, there's definitely something like a little off with you. Like there's something wrong with you. And like the like I had I I thought that like as a kid. I was like, yeah, there's like grown, grown adults watching this shit. Like there's something like that's not okay, that's weird. And then I had a Spanish teacher in middle school who was like obsessed with WWE. Oh and he fucking ended up killing his wife and his and himself. And the first thing I thought was like, I fucking knew that smackdown motherfucker was like it was up to no good. The kids were okay. They're scarred for life for sure, but they're like they're alive. I don't know what it was about, bro. But what did she do? That's what I always asked, too. There was definitely you don't just do that. Yeah, she she uh she didn't record the Friday night smackdown, though.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

She didn't get the pay-per-view, yeah. She turned uh do you think you turned heel on his family? Heel turn.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

Little Johnny. Someone stop the damn match. Fucking sweet chain music, dog. Brother. Yeah, the all jokes aside, that shit was really sad. I feel bad for the kids.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:14

But yeah, I don't really know those kids. I don't really think about them all. You marry a grown man that's obsessed with WWE, you know that that relationship's most likely ended in some kind of domestic violence dispute. Yeah, yeah. And that's exactly what happened.

SPEAKER_04 14:27

Her family was probably, oh, he's into wrestling. He must be like really into sport. He's must be really fit. He's just a fucking drunk jackass.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Yeah, dude, piece of shit, bro. He didn't even teach us Spanish in class either. He like just always had on like man versus food or man. What's it? Man versus food. Is that what it was called? I was like, is that what it was? Man versus food? That was a show. Dude, every day he just had it on in class. Like, that's all we did was just watch man versus food. He was like, hey guys, I can't focus. I'm thinking about how I'm gonna kill my fucking wife. Oh my god. Yeah, there's something was wrong with that guy. For sure. For sure.

SPEAKER_04 15:04

That's like uh he's you're basically that is like like the the pre-Nicotto avocado like mukbang shit. It was just watching man versus food. Just yeah. That guy just watched him progressively get closer and closer to having type 2 diabetes.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

Yeah, this is like the start of the goy slop stuff. Yeah. Hey, do you want to see fat retards eat a bunch? You know who's a sucker for that? Who? David.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

David watches that? He watches mukbang. He watches mukbangs? You know how fucking fat you have to be to watch mukbang? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 15:32

Where what do people get out of watching mukbangs? Is it ASMR or is it like a ASMR? I want to hit that.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

I think it's a community thing where the same reason like people put on a podcast, like, oh hanging out with them. It's like if you're lonely and you're and uh you I don't know, you're just thinking, I wish someone would eat a meal with me right now. I don't think it makes it more depressing.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

I feel like the person sitting across from you just stuffing their fucking face.

SPEAKER_03 15:56

Just go to a bar to just go to a bar top and eat, and then it feels like you're eating with people.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

Yeah, bother the bartender all the time.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

If you're watching, dude, if you're watching people on YouTube eat, you gotta be starving to death. Yeah, that's like some uh some kinny stuff. That's just so crazy. That's very sad. You're like, oh dude, I'm so hungry that like I've maybe if I watch other people eat, like it'll like quench my hunger a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

I wonder, you know how there's like a hood version of everything? Yeah, you think the hood version of uh mukbangs is cracking crab legs and like little babies on in the background, and there's like seven kids running around in diapers screaming, and then you hear some lady talking about get the fuck down from over there.

SPEAKER_06 16:38

I told your ass not to do that.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

Smoke alone, and then yes. That for sure exists already. I can find a video, it has to, but it's accidental, it's not on purpose, it's probably not called hood mukbang, it's probably called like Lotus Seafood Mukbang Part 2 or some shit.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

MLK Street Get Bang M L K Street, Martin Luther Kingbang, yeah. Uh that's probably Kingbang. That was a real thing.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

There's there's like uh in the mukbang, there's time stamps time stamps for each uh chirp in the yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:11

I saw a clip of that the other day on like Twitter. It was like some some girl like was like ranting about whatever political thing she was taking a stance on, and like the top comment was like smoke alarm uh timestamps, and it was like 12 different marks of the smoke alarm.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

She's like she actually had some great points right on the 11th or 12th chirp right there.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

There's like the theory where it's like like that frequency they can't hear or something. Oh, yeah. That's the only thing that would make sense though.

SPEAKER_04 17:40

It sounds fucked up. It's the only thing that would make sense though. It's like so like if you can sleep through that. There's like I could never sleep through, and I'm a pretty fucking deep sleeper. Yeah, it's all that fucking hot box Pilates you be doing. I'm satiated. I go to bed full.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Hot boxes, dog. They cut they try to kill a Trump again, bro. Wild segue. They try to do the trunk.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

I'm starting to think this shit's like a fucking box again. This shit's not real, dude. No, fuck no. There's no way.

SPEAKER_03 18:10

Dana White was having fun. They did a video of him saying, I didn't get down not once. I enjoyed all of it. It was awesome. Fucking cash patel is just like hanging out.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

That's how he's weaving all the shots.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

He's yeah, he saw that they left the uh the beer cart unattended. Fucking alcoholic Indian.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

First of his kind, honestly. I've never seen ever seen a drunk Indian? Just an American Indian. That's all. He's adapted.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

Yeah, they're usually isolated somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 18:43

Yeah. Yeah, Lee. Yeah, dude. That's I do think that that shit might be fake at this point. If you you they try to kill this guy, what is this, three times?

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Yeah, yeah, this shit's all fake. They shut down the investigation on the fucking the first one where they shot his ear or whatever. Yeah. Shut that investigation down.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

When that shit first happened, I thought it was real, but like now that the third one's happened, I'm like, yeah, this shit.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Yeah, I mean, like, come on, the golf course one? Seriously, the president's playing golf on his golf course and there's not security everywhere. Yeah, I could have ran out the bushes and tried to shake his hand. Is that what you're telling me? I just want to shake his hand. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 19:13

Like, there's a parallel between I'm like, most of the WWE fans probably voted for Trump and they're like, nah, this shit's fucking real. Absolutely. Absolutely. My grandparents.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

They're like, bro, no, I'm telling you, dude.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

Like, well, yeah, they came up with the script, but the moves that they're still doing are real. Like, it's still a real sport. Look how in shape these guys are. Those guys are fucking.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Honestly, though, Trump's like the Tom Cruise of presidents doing his own stunts and stuff. He's standing up there and trusting someone to just fucking clip his ear.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

He's Jackie Chan, though. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Yeah. Jackie Chan. Hell yeah. Jackie Chan.

SPEAKER_03 19:48

That is crazy. I've been like, I'm such a I'm a conspiracy guy, but like it's gotten to the point where it's like, I don't even want to feed into this shit anymore. I don't even care anymore. I don't even give a.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

If you're gonna blow it up, fucking just don't tell me. I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

I know some shit at the White House UFC fight is gonna go down, bro. It's gonna, it's gonna be some Mortal Kombat shit. Yeah. They're gonna pull Trump out on the octagon.

SPEAKER_02 20:11

Yeah. I don't know. We'll see if Sean O'Neill can put a stop to whatever's going on. It's gonna be Colby Covington.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

Kobe Covington's gonna be like, I've had enough of this.

SPEAKER_04 20:20

Kobe Covington's gonna be like a like an activated agent. Someone's gonna say the code word like fucking winter soldier. Oh my god. It's the only way that like because he's he's been the most loyal. I feel like he's been the most loyal UFC fighter to like Dana White and like Donald Trump. Like he's kind of like their golden boy. And then I feel like that's what makes him a defector. He's gonna be he's gonna be activated. A la winter soldier.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

They're gonna be like he's a s he's the ultimate sleeper cell.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

He's gonna become fucking Anakin Skywalker. He's gonna have a lightsaber fight with fucking Trump. It's gonna be him and Trump will be Obi-Wan.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

They're gonna get rid of all the UFC fights. It's gonna be WrestleMania, bro. It's literally gonna be WrestleMania on the front line. It's gonna be all the the fucking tables ladders chairs match on the fucking UFC fight and the front lawn of the White House.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

If Colby Covington is uh is a sleeper agent, like what would be his activation phrase? They're gonna look at him in the they're gonna look him in the face and they're gonna say, uh your fish head wife doesn't have cans like this. He always has dude.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

The last episode when you were talking about how like racist guys they or like the people that are actually racist are always the ones that are trying to talk about how they're not racist.

SPEAKER_02 21:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

Yeah, that's Kobe Coventon, how he always has like the black girls around him, too. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

I'm not racist, I have black friends. Do your black friends know that you're friends with them? Yeah. No, that's just your coworkers. They're on payroll, dude. Yeah, they're on payroll. Yeah, they go to the same school as you dumbass.

SPEAKER_03 21:51

Yeah. It's just math class. Um yeah, though I think the uh I think who's actually running the show is the like Erica Kirk. Because like how she's Every like event that goes down where like someone almost gets killed, ever since like someone actually did get killed, she's there crying on comic.

SPEAKER_06 22:06

I just want to go home.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Alright, dude. Well, you've been in public for fucking the whole time. Fucking twerking and popping pussy on stage. She's gonna be the ring girl for the UFC.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

She's gonna be the ring girl. She's gonna be out there fucking boo-hoo face. You saw the shit where her uh talking about I've got comedians doing whiteface.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Yeah. Yeah. And dude, she uh I think she brought that event. Her date was a black guy. I think she used him as a prop. Yeah, 100%. So like so she could be like whiteface is bad, like talk about the race stuff finally. It's like, well, refer back to here when I brought this black guy on a date. I think that's what she did.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

She should they should have she should have brought him on.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

Charlie bringing dates to stuff?

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Yeah. Dude, if Charlie, all the shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

What hasn't even dry?

SPEAKER_03 22:56

Charlie Charlie's turning in his fucking grave. Yeah, dude. Yeah. He's popping more pussy in his grave than that.

SPEAKER_06 23:02

You got who won turning point USA?

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Yeah, he heard uh Erica brought a black guy to the thing instead of showing up in her dreams. He was just like projecting statistics into her brain at nighttime. Yeah, trying to remind her. Remember what I said. Statistics.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

She's the biggest actress I've ever seen in my life.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

She's gotta do her eye makeup different. It's fucking scary, dude. Well, yeah. Her eyes are scary. She looks like fucking uh what's Emperor Palpatine or whatever from Star Wars with the hood, like the scary guy. I don't know. She scares the fuck out of me. Dude, the way she looks into the camera.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

That's a scary mom right there, bro. If Erica Kirk was my mom, I'd be walking in a straight line, dog. That bitch will kill you.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

I wouldn't. What's she gonna do? What's she gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 23:48

No. She'll cry.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

She probably will just cry.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Do they have kids together?

SPEAKER_03 23:55

Yeah, like two or three. Supposedly. I haven't seen them since. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. That's what I have it saying. What a fucking way to carry on that legacy, bro.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Yeah. Yeah. How about it? Mrs. Trump. She won that pageant or whatever for uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

This is a while back.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

For Trumpster, yeah. She's a fucking Mossad or whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, yeah, that's it. She uh is that like a CIA plan or something like that?

SPEAKER_04 24:27

Mossad, that's that's uh Israeli intelligence. Oh, which I'm pretty sure their like slogan when it's like translated means uh through deception we will wage war. Yeah. No fucking way. I think I'm god damn it, where the fuck is Jamie? I'll look it up right now.

SPEAKER_07 24:46

Hold on, bro.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

If you're right. Look at Mossad, Deception, we will wage war. I've I've I'd heard that before. That's if you're wondering, if Jamie's not here today because the fucking Mossad got him. They heard him, they wasn't using the VPN like we told him to.

SPEAKER_03 25:11

However, a phrase often associated with more like a motto is by way of deception, thou shalt do war. Dude, this is legit. This is fucking nice. That's insane.

SPEAKER_04 25:26

Yeah, this is really bad. I I got some bars.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

Yeah. By way of deception, thou shalt do war.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

I mean, how much more fucking evidence do you need? I don't know. But I think I'm gonna book an appointment at the massad parlor. I gotta get a fucking happy ending somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

That's uh Tuesday I'm actually getting the massage.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

If you can't beat them, join them, man. I'm happy for you.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

It's gonna be expensive.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

A massage? Be careful.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

The massage parlor, dude? Yeah. The happy endings there.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

Like a nickel and hand job, but I'm only gonna use three of my fingers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:03

Three. Oh, like this one? Yeah. Trace. A fucking eagle talent. Yeah, I'm getting the massage Tuesday. I'm actually really fucking excited.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

Have you had a I've never had a massage. It's very nice depending on who it is. I like getting like a really big, like ginormous lady.

unknown 26:25

Like that.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Yeah. I had a big black lady do me. Or whatever you want to call it. Massage me. Okay. Massade me. Uh, it was nice. It was nice. It's fun. They did fuck me though. She was like, I'm gonna put hot coals in your back. Is that alright? I was like, sure. Fucking charge me an extra $20. Holy fuck, it's how we were up. Yeah, I had a coupon and then I had $20 in cash to tip. Extra money I had to put towards the coals, and they're like, You're not gonna leave it tip. I was like, you guys you upfold me without telling me.

SPEAKER_05 26:58

I feel like you can't exactly, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:01

A manager would call it. If I did that as a waiter, I'm like, oh, like, hey, you want beef, you want beef fajita in your body. Like, awesome, yeah. And then they see the extra amount on their bill. That's the last time I've ever done that.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

Unfortunate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:19

But it is very nice. Uh I'm fucking. They put the hot coals on your back, and then a bunch of like little African kids start walking across your back, and it's just like there's they start doing their manhood ceremony on you. Down with the white men. You're like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 27:34

That would suck, dude. I don't want to be a part of that.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

And you have to pay for it? You'd be like, listen, that was like 16 kids that walked across your back.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Paid for a fucking African kincenero. Each kid?

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Each kid's like 15 bucks. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 27:49

At least mulch my fucking yard. Please.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Maybe I'll just go do fucking. Maybe I should do like hot Pilates before I get the massage shot. Actually, get every fucking penny worth.

SPEAKER_04 28:00

I'm the same way, dude. I didn't I didn't like the idea of like getting massage. I didn't get a massage for the first time until I was like 29. Well, I do want to be fucking how old are you? I'm 32, bro.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

Are you actually 32? No, dude. Holy shit. You gotta get the fuck out of here. You're kicked off, bro. You gotta get the fuck out of here. No, dude. Actually, how old are you? You 30?

SPEAKER_04 28:21

The fact that you have to ask is just, I mean, he's 30. He's 30?

SPEAKER_03 28:25

I'm 30. Oh, okay. Two more years. You gotta get the fuck out of here. We got unk on the pod, bro. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_05 28:31

I didn't know we had unk. I did. 30's not even that old, dude.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

Not young.

SPEAKER_05 28:37

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

Damn, dude, you're almost fucking 50.

SPEAKER_04 28:40

Says the fucking bald guy to my left.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

That does suck. This is an option, bro. I fucking buzz. I rock a buzz cut, bro.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Man. Fuck it. Fuck it. What happens when we turn 30? Are you the you're the same age? Were you 26? Yeah, I'll be 27 in July. Oh, damn. So yeah, you're like almost a whole year older than me. Yeah. You're the baby at a group. Yeah, I turned 26 in March.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

Oh, you turned turning? I thought you were 26 already.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Oh no, no, I am. That's when I turned. Was uh when we were in Lake Charles.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Oh, oh yeah. That's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

That was the big 2-6 for me. It's gonna be fun though, because Kinzie's two years older than me. So when she's 30, I'll be 28. So I can I can kind of uh make fun of her. Yeah. Oh, dude, are you fucking tired already? Come on, dude. Have another beer.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Yeah, what was your back hurt? Um okay, let's I think we're at time for the 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

That's good. I have to piss. Asian dude absolutely jacked. He's like in his like late 30s, maybe early 40s. He looks like a guy who probably just rolls with like nicotine on it. Or has nicotine pouches on it or uh patches or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

Just yeah, but every single time I work out, I have a pouch in. Like it's like it's like a part of my workout routine is I throw a pouch in before I take my I do I did a dry scoop and then I take a pouch in and then I just fucking hit the barbell dog, like every single time. Dry scoop of pre? Yeah. Dude, I can't fuck with the pre-workout. You can't do pre-workout at all? No, dude. How come? You just raw dog the gym? This is the tingly?

SPEAKER_02 30:11

Yeah, well I do the the tingly, and I'm also like uh I have like a caffeine sensitivity where I can have like I can have like an energy, I can't have a bang or like a fucking whatever the ghost shit with like 300 milligrams of caffeine. Yeah. Shit fucking tweaks.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

Dude, the dry scoop is like 200 millies.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

I just can't. I can't. And then the tingly too, uh, I just don't like well the tingly's not so bad, but I just get like tweaked on on caffeine. I can't. The most I can do is like I could do like Red Bulls. Uh I can do I just like espresso, dude. I like coffee. I didn't fucking lift the show up. No, that's the most Republican thing ever. You kidding me?

SPEAKER_06 30:46

Black coffee before the gym? That's so good.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

That's what I used to do. I used to make black coffee and bring it to the gym in the wintertime.

SPEAKER_03 30:52

Dude, I promise you, fucking Christopher Bumstead does not do no black coffee before the gym.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Christopher Bumstead also has a lisp. That's the most liberal trip ever. Yeah, whether he can or not, he still has a lisp. I won't. Damn, dude. He won that. You won that one. Yeah, dude. He has a fucking defect.

SPEAKER_03 31:06

He's jacked and he's handsome, but he also had a hair transplant. You gotta start doing the you gotta start doing the pre-nah, nah. Dude, I can't do that. Not a pre-guy either? No, dude. You just raw dog in the gym? You got both raw dog in the gym?

SPEAKER_04 31:17

You can do coffee, bro. Yeah, I do do a coffee before the gym. I do a coffee right after. Dude, extra shit. Oh, I need bucked up. I need fucking NO explode on the club.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

I'm not fucking drinking that shit. Fucking corny ass thing. Bucked up. How are how are they? Come the fuck on. We can't say fuck. We're saying buck.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

You're drinking pre-workout. There's a deer on it. Orange Sherbert Pussy Juice. You'll move more away. Casey, I'll promise you you'll move more away.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

I'd rather take fucking steroids and do pre-workout. Why not do? Why not just do both, bro? I don't know, dude. But also, I'm not into the gym like other people are into the gym. Like, I don't fucking like I'm more so doing it to like be healthy. Like, I don't really care about getting jacked. I'd rather just be like somewhat in shape and like get healthy. I don't fucking, I'm not looking in the mirror being like, oh dude, my fucking lats could use them or that's fucking gay.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

That's where I'm at, bro.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Dude, that's gay.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

I'm always lat watching.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

That's gay. Don't lat watch, bro. I'm lat spot nug. I'm fucking. There's nothing. If I was a girl Marcus Lattimore. Yeah. Marcus Lattimore, the fucking uh the Dats. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 32:30

Dude, Mike Evans used to beat the shit out of him everywhere. I don't remember this. No, yeah. Dude, they used to beef non-fats of the play. Mike Evans was beat the shit.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

There was that one where uh I think it was when Tom Brady was with the Bucks. Uh Lattimore kind of pushed Tom Brady, and Mike Evans comes out of nowhere and fucking levels him and they start throwing hands. Flat line, bro. Dead beef. Um Mike Evans. Did he just get traded? Mike Evans just got traded. Yeah, even to the 49ers for four years, right?

SPEAKER_03 32:58

He's like 40 almost.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Yeah. But also, Mike Evans would like fight Lattimore over Jameis Winston. Like he didn't give a fuck who he didn't care about the city. He just wanted to fight Lattimore. That's Galveston County.

SPEAKER_04 33:09

Is it Marshawn Lattimore? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

Marcus Lattimore is a guy with a crazy ACL injury.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

Marcus. Is that a football guy?

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Yeah. He had like one of the worst ACL injuries I've seen. Marcus Latimore. What position did he play? He was a running back. He was like gonna it's supposed to be like a first round prospect, and then he's had like a basically a career-ending injury.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

That's tough. In the NFL?

SPEAKER_04 33:27

No, it was in college.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Oh, in college. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

But back to I was like, I was like, was it fucking Marcus Lattimore? Yeah, but I know who you're talking about. I know who you're talking about, though. That's what happens when you put on 20 pounds of muscle, alright? Yeah, dude. You get automatic sleep at before the gym. And you start breathing like fucking biggie smalls. I got I need a humidifier. Okay. Okay. I see the air is very thick now.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

And I I've when I'm recording, when I'm recording, I talk like this. Does he really talk like that? We're talking about biggie small.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Talked. They got his ass shit.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

He's in Aruba right now. See all the fucking nah you fucking blue pill motherfucker. You think he's not alive?

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Yeah, fuck nasally built.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Yeah, bro. He's fucking bitches. He's hanging out with Tupac, and they just they just touching dick sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

You see all the theories about how they were gay?

SPEAKER_03 34:25

Uh Tupac and Biggie? Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_07 34:28

No.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

Yeah, dude. Like there's like there's like a video of Tupac. He was like auditioning for like a movie or something. Dude, he seems so gay in this video. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

Yeah, he did like ballet and shit. That's why I fucked your boyfriend, you fat motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

Dude, the Matt and Shane thing was like, that's why I stuck Joe Dick. Talking about battle you're not.

SPEAKER_00 34:48

Oh that's why I stuck Joe Dick, you fat motherfucker. Bro.

SPEAKER_03 34:52

No, watch the uh all the uh president's episodes that you told me about. Those were so they're so fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

The fucking uh the Teddy Roosevelt one where he got his fucking eye all fucked up from boxing. Yeah, that shit was so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Dude, I didn't know Louis CK knew ball like that too, bro. Dude, Louis CK. You know, he might know more ball than than Shane. I'm sure. And also, I I don't know if I'm I guess I'm just late to the show too, but Louis's fucking funny. Lou's funny as fuck. He's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

Louis's very fucking funny.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

I I guess I never really watched him too much, but the whole time we turned into like teenagers and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

King jacking off on the phone or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

And like, what's the big deal? Exactly. Yeah. That's just Omega. Yeah. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

SPEAKER_04 35:29

If you can't jerk off in your own home, that's just Omega, uh Omegal, uh, like on Broadway. Yeah, like he's just doing it online.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

He's doing the live action version of breaking news, overweight balding guys jacking off at his house. Yeah, no shit. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? The jacked guys are also beating off at the fucking house.

SPEAKER_04 35:48

I don't I don't know exactly what happened though, but like was he actually like did he have someone cornered and was he beating off, or was he just yeah, it was the Key and Pill skit.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

He was just like fucking the detective that jerks off, and as soon as he comes, he knows like the details of the crime. Dude, those skits age so well. They're still pretty good, they're still fucking funny. Yeah, the key and pill is the man. They're they're they're the men.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

They're the men sexual misconduct following a New York Times report in which five women accused him of unprofessional and non-consensual. Dude, if you're jerking off five times, masturbation in front of colleagues, several women, including comedians. Oh, it was a it was a bit. CK asked to masturbate in front of them or did so in their presence without consent. Phone misconduct, uh, masturbating during a phone call in 2003. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 36:36

Also, it's kind of fucked up if you get in trouble for asking.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

Dude.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

If you if you do it without asking, you get in trouble, but if you ask, you also get in trouble. How the fuck are you supposed to get consent anymore? This is bullshit. I can't even ask to jerk off in front of you. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

Using his position of power as a successful comedian and producer to pressure subordinates or less established comments.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Damn, bro. Louis's not that funny anymore.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

Oh my god. She's jerking off with Blackberry in 2003. This is a wild quote. The power I had over these women is that they admired me and I wielded that power. That's a Trump quote, dude. Louis C.K. grabbed her by the buzzer.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

I wielded that Gerthy power in my hands and then stroked it in front of them.

SPEAKER_02 37:15

His film Love You Daddy was cancelled.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

That's tough. Yeah, you probably love you daddy featuring the guy who jerked off. HBO removed his content.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Come on now. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 37:28

What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 37:29

I don't know. He was pretty funny. He had an ongoing bit the whole time he was like, uh about your mother's cunt. Kept saying that to Shane. He was like, oh, you know, also what they use to do this. And he's like, you know what? She was inspired for, or yada yada. And he goes like Shane was like, who? He'd be like, Your mother's cunt. And he was like, he got him like four times in the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

That is so good. And they just like recorded it in his office. Beautiful office with like the nature in the background. Bro. Where the fuck does he live? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 37:56

I can assume he's probably jacking off there. He's like, I have to remove myself. I had to remove myself to the fringes of society. That way I can actually jerk off and not be in front of someone by ideas.

SPEAKER_03 38:06

It is funny to think like uh like on you're like a uh a comedian and you're like a history major, and on your spare time you're just jerking off in front of your colleagues too. It's funny. That's what I said. It was a bit, it's definitely a bit. It's a good bit. It is a good bit. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

If you if you learn like his first special after he got canceled, and like uh just his opening joke's like so who had a tough year?

SPEAKER_03 38:36

How do you come back from that?

SPEAKER_04 38:39

Keep coming. You're just never stopped coming. You're just really good at comedy, I guess. He is funny.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

I guess I got I've never watched any of his stand-ups. The specials are good.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

I think that's the that's the difference between him and Chris Dalia. Is that Dalia's not funny?

SPEAKER_02 38:53

Yeah, is he uh like Dalia's podcast funny? He's not stand-up funny.

SPEAKER_04 38:57

Yeah, he's he's podcast, he's good, he's good at crowd work too, I'll say. Yeah, he's good at crowd work.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

I feel like crowd work is such like a fucking I don't know, I can't really speak on it because I've never fucking got up on stage or anything. But when people are just like have nothing on their accounts but crowd work, it sucks, right? That's why. You don't have any jokes, you just like someone says their name and you're like that's a fucking dumb name and everybody laughs. Yeah, dude, that's so whack, bro.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

It is someone like made a bit about that too. Like the guys who do all the crowd work, like they don't actually funny. If you take away the crowd, no, they're not facing it. Making fun of people, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

Yeah, it's just fucking retards from high school making fun of people still. That's just I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 39:32

You don't fuck with Matt Reif. No, yeah, I don't either, dude. No, I don't fuck with Matt Rife. But he's made me laugh a couple times, but like once again, you take away the crowd. I've never heard him actually have a joke. He just goes out there and just has conversations with everyone.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Yeah, he kind of like just like flexes his biceps and like points at a girl.

SPEAKER_03 39:52

That's why you guys he takes pre-workout before he goes on stage. You're fucking you're a dry scoop away from the game.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

I mean coffee, creatine, hormones from my body, natural ones. Blue chew, blue, blue chew, um beer. I drink beer before the gym.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Do you actually don't you go out like seven in the morning? Five. Yeah, dude, you're not gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

You're a real dude, you're a real roadie. I'm on creatine hennessey in five hour energy. Alright. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 40:27

Ask Latina if I can jerk off uh while she squats. That's uh Yeah, that wasn't even I don't know what the fuck I was thinking saying that. I think that was a Freudian slip. There's a couple there. Uh dude, you gotta hop on the floor, Jim. I don't like brew. I've taken it before and it just fucking tweaked me out. I used to what I used to do, I used to like drink bang energies and go skate for fucking eight hours, and it was fine because I was moving the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

I'll be honest, the energy drinks don't work for me. I don't think they're working. I don't think I've ever drank a hennity like an energy drinking, a hennessy drink. I don't think I've never drink an energy drink and like felt jittery though. Besides C4, C4 fucking lights a fire.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

Yeah, it's like 300 milligrams. C4 lights bang energy. That shit. A Red Bull, it's not gonna like make you hyped up, but like drink a Red Bull and try to go to sleep. You're just gonna roll around for fucking two hours. You're you're not gonna be energetic, but you fucking can't sleep. But I used to, it was the bang energies, and then I don't know. They do give you they do give you more options.

SPEAKER_04 41:35

A pump just because of like the nitric oxide in them that like thins your blood out.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

But like creatine does it too.

SPEAKER_03 41:43

Glycogen. Glycogen? Yeah, Q he's always using girls. Oh dude, that's that's the funniest uh crystal thing ever. I'll look at you, but when I look at you, you better be in a lab coat. What is it? Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

You're talking about mitochondria or some shit like that. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, it's glycogen. No, all those pre-workouts where there'll be like NO, like N.O. whatever. Yeah, that's just like that's for the for the same reason why uh fucking Dan Bill Zerian's like, I take Cialis before I work out. It's just a stronger blood thinner.

SPEAKER_03 42:15

You're a label reader?

SPEAKER_04 42:16

A label reader?

SPEAKER_03 42:17

Yeah. I'll just check if that shit's kosher, dog, and I keep moving. Oh god. Kosher. Yeah, you keep a kosher around here, dude. Dude, as coolers like kosher. I don't think any fucking beer is kosher. Is there any two ingredient beer?

SPEAKER_04 42:38

I think kosher only implies to me.

SPEAKER_03 42:40

No, dude, it's like anything can be kosher. I think so. Peyton's been on a cake recently with like all the fucking shit that she goes shopping for, she brings at home. She's like, this one's kosher, this one's kosher. Because they are healthier for you. It's like because most things have like 120 ingredients, and like the thing the shit's the kosher, it has like four ingredients, and that's it.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

No, I think kosher actually has to do, it's like, it's like the it's like the whole halal thing as well, like how it is the animals processed in a certain way. Yeah, but it has kosher means it has to be blessed by you want you're eating food that's just blessed by a rabbi, but there's no there's like less ingredients, it's like less ingredients in it.

SPEAKER_03 43:17

No, I swear, dude. Don't make me get the coffee creamer out the fucking fridge right now, bro. I promise you. I'll compare coffee creamers on camera.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

It doesn't have to be kosher, you can just eat foods that don't have a million fucking ingredients.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

Yeah, but other ones that have two ingredients happen to be kosher. Kosher refers to food prepared in accordance with the Jewish dietary laws derived from the Torah. You're eating food.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

Okay, but also do they typically have less ingredients in it? Ask that follow up question. Follow up question. Ask if they also typically have less ingredients in it.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

Can I eat to grow my nose the fastest? Fool of fucking human pain. Ridiculous, dude. How about you just learn more about food? Oh, should have should ice cream have seventy five ingredients? No. What's ice cream usually made out of? Probably like four things. Maybe egg yolks. If you're having a custard-based chip cream.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

No, kosher food does not have inherently. No, kosher food does not inherently have fewer ingredients. Bullshit, dude. Kosher certification comes confirms.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Are you asking a Jewish software right now? They're lying to you, bro. This is what they do. By deception, thou shalt make you get fucking fat.

SPEAKER_04 44:28

This is not fun.

SPEAKER_03 44:30

I'm not fucking with this bullshit. This is not fun. Kosher does have less ingredients. No, that's not what that means. I'd say that's not what it means, but I said usually.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

It's just Jewish dietary laws. Maybe I do. You want your Jewish. Such as separating meat and dairy, excluding pork and not shellfish. Or and shellfish, sorry, and using supervised ingredients not that is less processed or clean.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

I'll cut all of this out. I don't care. I'll cut all of it out.

SPEAKER_04 44:57

You know how like whenever you're done pissing and you just use a little shake, shake, shake. That's how the rabbis are blessing your food.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

That fucking sucks, dude.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

You guys are just eating fucking ju food. Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03 45:10

She was chosen for me. Just like that. No, that's not what it is.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

But it is like that that is what that's what makes it kosher.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Because it's blessed?

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Yeah, it's blessed. But that applies to meat though. That applies to like the like the what like the slaughtering process. The same way where the halal reply like applies to if it's like a halal processed animal, it refers to the like animal slaughtering process.

SPEAKER_02 45:42

You can look this up, dude. I'm gonna slaughter it with a fucking bomb.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

Oh man. You have to yeah, like listen, you have to use a halal certified IED to pager.

SPEAKER_03 45:57

They killed the lamb with a pager. Exactly. Alright, fine. Fuck it. Kosher has the same amount of ingredients as the shit that y'all are eating, but y'all shit's not blessed like mine is. I would never eat anything blessed by the Jews.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

Yeah, well, because you don't have the the right you you all you're you're trying to you're trying to eat kosher food, but you have all this goy software in your body, and this is not accepting it.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Yeah, the microplastics are battling the fucking kosherness.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

Yeah, but one of them's blessed, the other one's fucking cursed. We'll see who wins. We will. We'll see who wins.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Everything's green over here, bro. That's how you get hemorrhoids. Whenever you try to put too many kosher foods inside of a goy body.

SPEAKER_03 46:36

Oh, dude, I knew gauge was Jewish, bro. I fucking knew gauge was Jewish. Oh my god. He's just hiding, he's trying to hide his bald spot. He's got to get all on to hide his bald spot.

SPEAKER_04 46:48

His hair is naturally just curly as fuck, and he's like, dude, I gotta hide.

SPEAKER_03 46:51

Yeah, dude. They're on to me. They're on to me.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

I can't keep dying it blonde. I'm just I'm spending so much money. I'm spending hundreds of dollars a week to keep up this blonde shit.

SPEAKER_03 47:00

Oh man. Alright, well, whatever. Fucking, you know, everyone's wrong every once in a while, bro.

SPEAKER_04 47:05

How about you not focus on the kosher thing and like, does this make sense? Should my cheese have seven ingredients? Or should it just be cheese?

SPEAKER_03 47:16

That should have seven ingredients.

SPEAKER_04 47:19

Cheese should have seven ingredients.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

How many ingredients are in fucking cheese, bro? I'm not the one's gotta come back. I'm not looking it up anymore.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Alright, whatever. Fuck it. I don't care. You know what? Ever since you brought this fucking AI bullshit up about what's kosher and what's not kosher, I don't even give a fuck what Peyton brings home the eat anymore. I'm just gonna eat it.

SPEAKER_04 47:35

Okay, that's that that wasn't the goal.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

Nah, dude, because I this whole time I thought like kosher meant like it's like I thought it was like genuinely. I thought it was healthier. I could go through Jewish.

SPEAKER_04 47:45

I bet I could go through your whole fridge and tell you what the ingredients are. Dude. Dude, each item.

SPEAKER_03 47:51

You know, I like to see it actually. No, that's fine. We'll do it afterwards. Okay. You fat ass. I just know you're fucking hungry, bro. This iron taste and everything. What do you have? Dude, I really thought that like kosher meant like it was healthier and had less ingredients, bro. It's just blessed, bro. Yeah. That sucks, dude.

SPEAKER_04 48:14

I thought I was like Jewish blessed.

SPEAKER_03 48:17

Yeah, bro. Damn it, dog. I'm getting fucking played, bro. Yeah, they got into your house. I'm getting deceived. This is what they do. You can play it yourself, dude. This is what they fucking do, bro. They got me. Fuck, bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna bless the shit my way from now on. You don't want to see me put holy water. You guys didn't even look up what fucking kosher meant. I I could dude from I always thought that it was like other stuff. Yeah, I just thought it was cool.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 48:43

I thought it was cool, bro.

SPEAKER_02 48:45

I mean, yeah, I guess uh I've heard people say like keeping a kosher, what really it was just like a little dicky white Jewish rapper.

SPEAKER_03 48:50

Keep a kosher. Is he he's Jewish too? Yeah, yeah, duh. That was a dumb question. That was dumb as fuck, dude. Yeah, ever since you told me Drake was Jewish, I don't know who to trust anymore.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

You're going to fucking Iceman, Jewish kosher grocery store. You're going to trader Trader Jacobs.

SPEAKER_03 49:07

Trader Jews. Trader Jews, dude. Trader Jews. Yeah. Well, I don't know. What the fuck? Next topic, guys. What have you guys been up to? I don't like being fucking cornered like this. This fucking sucks, dude. I don't like this shit at all. I thought this is fucking whatever, dude. I don't care. My God.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

You know, uh, who got jacked as fuck, whether no matter what their fucking diet was, is is you won you you are. I feel like I'm having a stroke right now. You are Bernard. You are him? You are you're Bernard. You are you are not you are Bernard. You are, I don't know. It's Jaguar, but without the G the J A G. Our Bernard. Our Bernard. You're Bernard, our Bernard, we Bernard. Our Bernard drafted our Bernard drafted in the NFL draft in the seventh round by the Eagles. But what's interesting is that that's not the first time they've done it, and it actually panned out the last time they did it. Oh, is this the uh they have that they have that they have that big ass Hawaiian guard or tackle, uh Jordan Malaita? Jordan Malaita. It was a he's a dog. And also, same deal. Never played a snap of football.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

This is a Nigerian dude? Yeah, yeah. He's gonna be a fucking real problem. He's like 300 pounds, like 6% body fat or some shit.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

I don't know. This motherfucker still has to learn the game.

SPEAKER_03 50:29

What's he gonna play? He's gonna be a utility player.

SPEAKER_04 50:31

He's gonna make football seem really stupid. If like if he actually turns out to be like a some longest yard shit.

SPEAKER_02 50:38

It's Nigerian four is gone, but literally is Nigerian four's gun. They're just gonna you're big and strong. You can run, run. That's your job, is run.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Even if he became like a journeyman, if he stayed in the NFL for like four years, it would really make like the NFL seem like it's really that simple.

SPEAKER_03 50:53

Yeah, these motherfuckers got Francis Ngana.

SPEAKER_04 50:56

Yeah, they got yeah, basically.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

They got Francis Ngana, bro. He's gonna be even if he doesn't know the game, he's still a scary guy to go up against.

SPEAKER_07 51:05

Because he knows how to hit you.

SPEAKER_03 51:07

And he played soccer too. He was a soccer player. They're gonna have him. So he's got a tank. He's not gonna get tired.

SPEAKER_02 51:11

They probably have him be like a like what's the they're gonna throw him in like DN and just tell him to teach him like swim move? Yeah, edge rest. That would work. That would work. Get away from this guy and go get that guy. Yeah, I think a Nigerian could understand that probably. They do it pretty well over here.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

Which sport, like which position on defense has to make the least reads? Is it probably'cause like they'll you know they'll cover the flat sometimes. They're like a freak athlete.

SPEAKER_03 51:34

Yeah, but you just hold the outside. Yeah, DT. So your job as a DN is to hold the outside and force them inside. He weighs 300 pounds though.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

Yeah, but DT, you want like a like less muscle mass, more fat? Because like it's just about that's really just about like filling a hole. Yeah, they're a hole plugger. That's all every once in a while they'll they'll get past the line and get a quarterback or something, but their job is just kind of like put a wall here, you two guys. And the DNs will bend around or go inside or do whatever. He's more of a dick, because he's like very athletic, 39-inch vertical. Ripped. Holy shit. Damn, he's just gonna jump over the old line. Yeah, dude, that's a neat one. He's playing for Philly?

SPEAKER_03 52:08

Yeah, he's playing for Philly. Fucking. That's fun, dude. They're gonna take out Dak's other ankle. Don't you fucking say that. Nah, I didn't say it.

SPEAKER_04 52:14

4'6, 40.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

He runs a 4'6, dude. You're in a 4'6.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

306 pounds moving like that. Wow. Six foot five.

SPEAKER_03 52:22

Holy shit, man. You guys are fucked. You gotta go against that twice this year. Dude, Dak's getting killed. That's perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_04 52:27

He's it's like he's one of the he's one of the fucking engineers from Prometheus. Like the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 52:33

Dude, he's not gonna be a problem. He's gonna be a problem. Bookmark this for when he gets released.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

I'll mark it down, dude. You gotta bro, you gotta fucking what you said, six foot five, three hundred pounds, lean, dog. Six percent, six percent body.

SPEAKER_04 52:47

That means that he could probably gain like a another like 20 pounds. And you guys are telling me this guy has not played football before? No.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

So why didn't they sign him as an undrafted free agent? Why did they draft him? How did how the fuck did he get drafted? How is it possible to draft?

SPEAKER_04 53:03

If nobody knows about him, why not just get him off to there's like a program. There's the same, it's the same, I forget the fucking name of it, but it's the same program they got Jordan Malaida.

SPEAKER_02 53:12

So they're like enlisted in a way.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

Yeah, he he definitely had probably because Jordan uh Malida, Malata, whatever. Yeah, uh, he was a rugby player though. Yeah, yeah. So like he they make good sports.

SPEAKER_02 53:24

They had some sports like they probably put him through like some kind of like drills and stuff and so that he can he can do it.

SPEAKER_04 53:29

I'm I'm guessing like I know like some of those African countries, like they have like their own like fucking wrestling type of wrestling that's like super intense. Maybe he played that, maybe there's some other he was a soccer player. Oh, he was a soccer player.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

That's why I said he's gonna have a tank, bro. He's gonna be fucking he's not gonna get tired. That's why I said he might be a nice D end. He would be a good D end.

SPEAKER_04 53:47

Yeah, because usually guys like that they just gas out.

SPEAKER_02 53:50

Yeah. Yeah, because he doesn't have to make any I mean the only read you have to make is if it's like maybe on play action, if it's a handoff or it's an actual He's a new luent stiller. Yeah, I'm also I don't know why I'm I'm working this way, but my brain is assuming that he's retarded. He's probably not retarded. He's probably perfectly capable of understanding what to do.

SPEAKER_03 54:09

So that must not be the brightest crayon in the box, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

I mean, I'd have to assume so, but I'd also be wrong in assuming. But neither is fucking Gronkowski.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

Look at that guy. Yeah, we were talking about the. That's a lot easier.

SPEAKER_02 54:21

Go get throw him a tight end.

SPEAKER_03 54:22

Yeah, go this one. Oh, dude, he would be a nice tight end. We're at the 4-640. Holy fuck, dude. Throw him a tight end.

SPEAKER_04 54:27

You have to you have to be able to fucking snag now, though. I guarantee you that guy can catch. You think so?

SPEAKER_03 54:32

Yeah, bro. Yeah. Caught with the lion about a week ago. Kid a lion, didn't I kill a goat? Bro, he's been chasing his food since a youngin'. Dog, he's he's fucking he can he can catch, bro.

SPEAKER_02 54:44

Gets any playing time, it won't take him very long to catch a white one. Erica Kirk, you're gonna see Erica Kirk of this dude. Yeah, it's gonna be Erica Kirk of this guy. He's the new turning point, bro. He's gonna fucking body slam Drewski. You disrespect my woman. You black bastard. Nigerians hate black people, dude. I am not black people. They hate black Americans so much. Never in my life. I'm not like you at all. I'm not like you. We're not the same.

SPEAKER_03 55:15

What are you doing here? He's gonna be on turning point, I guarantee it. What's the over owner? This guy's on fucking turning point by the end of the year.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

I do not need to spend money on the chain. I need to send money back to the village. I not buy the chain. Thanks for your time, Johnny Ding.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

He's gonna be he's gonna be in the UFC by the end of his football career. He's gonna be fucking somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 55:36

I know it's uh fuck.

SPEAKER_04 55:38

With my first check, I'm going to buy 30 Nissan Frontiers. Akon's his agent, bro. Dude, what if they said I could buy as many Nissan Frontiers as I want.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Yeah, I didn't even know this guy's name. I heard some fucking I don't watch enough of the draft to like keep up with like who's getting picked where, but I did hear about this guy. And I was like ecstatic to hear that he's gonna be going against the Cowboys twice. Watch him be an absolute bust though.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Could be. AJ Brown's going to New England.

SPEAKER_03 56:25

Yeah, I'm tired of pretending like Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback. He fucking sucks. He's not a good quarterback. He sucks dick.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

He's not good.

SPEAKER_04 56:32

As a Cowboys fan, you have to be curious, like, oh, they're putting this guy in the game right now. Like, what the fuck's he about to do?

SPEAKER_02 56:36

I'm excited to see it twice a year. Because I'll get to see it a lot more than anybody else, really.

SPEAKER_03 56:41

That's yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Cowboys Eagles games are my favorite thing to watch ever.

SPEAKER_03 56:48

How do they all normally do it? Y'all normally beat the the Philly or y'all normally beat the East.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

So the the past probably like two years. We had our tank season two years ago, which is absolute dog shit. Um that we lost twice. That was like Cooper Rush playing. Lost two times. Went to a game where Cooper Rush played the Eagles and they fucking kinda killed us. But last year it was split. I think one and one. And then from here on out, it should be sweeps again. But usually the Dallas doesn't really have a problem with the NFC East. Usually sweep the the commanders, the Giants, and the Eagles. It's usually they're usually kind of dog shit.

SPEAKER_04 57:27

The Eagles' defense struggling that much or like, alright, let me let's just get this dude.

SPEAKER_02 57:30

The Eagles' defense isn't that bad. Their offense is not a good thing. Now what's his name is Lost Blank and Ship Dog? Yeah, white boy Houston.

SPEAKER_04 57:38

Fucking Vince Papali. Is that like their culture? Vince Papali? That invincible movie with Mark Wahlberg that was like based on a true story? Yeah, that was like the fucking 80s, though. Same shit. But like Jordan Malotta. I'm I'm sure there's other players that done that with. Like, is that just kind of their thing? Uh they're just like, alright, let's get this fucking guy out of nowhere. And it tends it works. Kind of.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

Kind of.

SPEAKER_04 57:58

Like, I think Vince Papali was like just like uh I think he might have made Pro Bowl as like a special teams guy.

SPEAKER_03 58:05

But you know old ball. You don't know any like new ball. It kind of pisses me off that you know old. He's like 50. He's like fucking 50.

SPEAKER_02 58:12

We're gonna make him actually podcast day on Thursdays is gonna watch Thursday night games.

SPEAKER_03 58:15

Oh fuck yeah, they were throwing on the fucking games, dude.

SPEAKER_02 58:17

Yeah, you're better.

SPEAKER_03 58:21

You're gonna see me get pissed off and yell at my wife because my parlay doesn't hit bro in person every Thursday night.

SPEAKER_04 58:26

I've played more football games than I've actually like watched. If we're including that fucking Thanksgiving game.

SPEAKER_03 58:31

Yeah, he was a little sneaky little quarterback, dude. Yeah, he can kind of throw the ball. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:38

I'm trying to play some football this weekend or next weekend.

SPEAKER_03 58:41

Oh, we'll toss the rock.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

Oh, dude. I'd like to.

SPEAKER_03 58:45

Dude, the weather looks kind of shitty.

SPEAKER_00 58:47

Does it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:49

Uh he's like, he's like, I can't. We're live, by the way. We get it, though. We get it. Marriage is a funny thing. Marriage, yeah, there's something about it.

SPEAKER_00 59:07

Well, it's that's gotta fucking suck though.

SPEAKER_04 59:09

But if your homies they try to tell you, it's a good if sometimes, you know, you marry the woman and it turns out she's not doing all the things that uh or just your spouse in general. You marry your spouse and it turns out they're not doing all the things that uh were promised to you 7,000 years ago?

SPEAKER_02 59:23

Yes, precisely, dude. Yeah, I'm super Jewish about my relationships. Yeah. Precisely. Yeah, sometimes you marry a woman that mouth Jew. That's good. Yeah, the beers are flowing. I'm good now. Jew jokes are on 10.

SPEAKER_04 59:39

You marry a woman and then it turns out that uh maybe your boss at JP Morgan.

SPEAKER_02 59:44

What is this shit, dude? Dude, some like uh we'll call her a lady of power. Uh she found some fucking I don't know if the guy was like Indian or he was Asian too, but some fucking is a white CEO lady found this brown boy working for her and she started sexually harassing him. And uh one of the quotes that he said that she said to him, uh I guess she probably unbuttoned the three thousand dollar button-up shirt she had on and showed her tits to him and said, I bet your Asian fish wife fish head wife doesn't have cannons like these or something like that. So you got racism, sexual assault. Um what a combo. Yeah, what a fucking combo, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:32

That's a finish from combo right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

I'm working at the wrong place. That's the JP Morgan hiring. Yeah, JP Morgan. Come on.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:39

I keep seeing all these memes on Twitter about the JP Morgan just applied to a job at JP Morgan and all this shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:44

I don't know the guy in a full leather bodysuit. Can't wait for my first day of JP Morgan.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:48

It's funny, you know how like someone like these like A-type women, like they're actually like secretly like pretty shy. Do you think she was like practicing that in the shower? Yeah, dude, this is not our first time spitballing. Fish head wife or Asian fish head wife. That wasn't off the roof. That wasn't it. That wasn't off the roof, dude. Fish head Asian wife. No, no, no, you gotta say Asian fish.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:07

Funny? What's a good name? Like, what's a good slur for an Asian lady?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:12

He just reels off like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:14

Oh, fucking fishhead. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:19

Your fish head wife doesn't have tits like these. He checks the news, like, oh dude. She finally fucking listened to me. That's what I said. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:33

That's my fucking joke. She stole my fucking joke. You said it wasn't funny the other night. She said it was mean. It was stupid in the drive home. I knew that shit was fucking funny, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:44

Bitch never listens to me. Damn it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:46

I guess I'm not caught up, dude. I've been it's fresh, it's fresh off the press. It's today. It came out. Apparently, she this guy's been getting roofied and I don't know. JP funny more than dude. How are you getting sexually assaulted by a woman and not liking it? Like it you can't unless she's bigger than you. I don't mean like he has to like it, but if it's an ongoing thing, like, dude, push her down. Shove her. What are we doing? You're getting overpowered?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:16

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:17

Which I oh no sexual assault is a thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:22

My steak is too tender and my lobster's too buttery.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:24

This guy This guy, his wife went through his phone and saw that he was fucking his boss, and he made up some story about fish heads. It's probably fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:34

He's probably drunk as hell. Oh, fucking she said you have a fucking fish head. Although her dits are way. What did that bitch say?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:41

She took it straight to TMZ. Holy shit, dude. These are his words, actually. The clam is bigger.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:49

She has a fucking fish head.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:50

She spiked that dude's career. Also, if she went to TMZ, bro. Dude, yeah, this guy. That guy's going, he's that's his sky's the fucking limit now. Yeah. You made headlines? You do you get getting put on the side off and on the clock, dude? I want to.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:03

I want to see what this dude looks like. Dude, they've they didn't release photos of the guy. They show it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:06

There's pictures of him. He's basically like a like whitewashed Indian looking dude married to an Asian lady. Asian, I mean, there's that's such a Indian single Asian. Yeah. So we don't know if his wife is Indian or fucking. JD Vance. Whatever. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:24

Oh, dude. I'll tell you what. Dude, for the shit where uh Nick Fuentes, like he told Nick Fuentes to eat shit, and he was like, Thank you for inviting me over for dinner.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:37

Nick Fuentes, he fucking maced the lady and threw her on the sidewalk. Oh, that was all we got doctors. I don't know if that's just gonna like just air because I remember seeing it on YouTube. Get the fuck out of here. He's very funny. He's got some good points, but he's so obviously fucking gay.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:56

Dude, he's so he's gay as fuck. There's like a clip of him, like uh he was like in like some kind of club or like night bar or something, and the guy like noticed him and came up to him. He's like, yo, I'm gonna bring some girls over here and let's hang out. And Nick Fun is like, oh, please, no. He was like, please, God, no. I actually know those girls and they're annoying as fuck. He's like, oh, ew, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:17

And those bitches from last summer.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:19

It's so funny to think like uh like you're an extremely like conservative and like pretty racist guy, but you're also suck dick on the lobe. Like, yeah, I'm a fucking hard ass, but I'm not a dumbass. Ew.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:32

It's like the most poetic thing ever. It's like why would they put these thoughts in my body in my body?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:38

Did he fighting with his conscience every day? I can't go super far right, but I am pretty far right, but I'm also like not far left. Been like, but these girls, man, they keep getting because you think like if you're like a super pro-right, like far leaning right guy, you're also like a babe dude. Like, look like Miles, what's his name? Myron Gaines, the black guy that like he like doesn't like the dreams at all. The black dude. He's like super like and like the Tate brothers too, like they love the ladies, yeah, but they're super far right, and then like you got Nick Fuentes that's like super far right, but it's like also like ill pussy.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:13

He's like, no, dude. All like the the Macho man right wing guys on social media, like the cigar guys, the babes guys, yeah. I mean, that's gotta be the life, right? Oh, 100%. Dude, there's like girls and bikinis out there. Col Hogan lifestyle, Cuban cigars, whiskey. But then also, that's also kind of gay. Oh, yeah. It's like no, I know what you mean. I don't I don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:38

You fuck with cigars also?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:40

The gas station every once in a while. If it's if there's a gas station with a fucking humidor or whatever the cigar room is called, I'm going in that motherfucker. And I'm spending probably ten bucks. And the chances are I'm in there buying a cigar because I fucking accidentally got my fucking old lady pregnant. And I fucking I'm celebrating. But That's that.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:01

Yeah, dude. Fucking Nick Fuentes, dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:03

Nick Fuentes.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:06

I wish I could get Nick Fuentes on the pod, bro. No, he would never come on the shit. No, it's three guys. Yeah. He'd probably come on three guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:14

I'm picturing like the gayest way for him to like mace the lady and like push her over. He like he pushes her over with his hips. Yeah. I mean, it was pretty he did it. He did it pretty gay.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:23

Get the fuck out of here. It's like a gay guy at a rave shoving somebody that's like too close to him.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:28

She hits the ground too.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:29

She turns around, she's like, Did you get that on camera?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:31

She's like, Did you get that?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:33

She's like, Hi, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:35

And he just has a fucking phone. Look at this. And also, like, if I'm getting doxxed, and I know for a fact that I just got doxxed and some bitch comes up like recording my address and everything. I'm probably also shoving the bitch off my fucking front porch. And if I do have mace, I probably mate. Also, just to further prove the fact that he is gay, for him to have to mace a woman in the face whenever he pulls up just further solidifies the fact that he's gay, bro. Yeah, instead of just like Spartan kicking her off the fucking porch or something first. It's so gay. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:10

Fucking uh, I saw something on uh they're making a new mace that has blue dye in it, like the bank bag. Yeah, and uh somebody quoted it and said, uh, when you see your boy leaving with a girl from the bar and he comes back in five minutes later with blue paint on his face. That shit made me laugh so Nick Fuente has special dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:33

Yeah, dude, that's so soft, bro. He really could have like he would have like update the whole reputation of his name if he would have just opened the door and just straight socked that bitch in the face. Yeah, yeah. Just straight right hook. But he went with the gayest thing you could possibly do, just bear mace to the face. Mace and push him, get the fuck out of here. That's like geriatric shit. Yeah, swinging his hips as he walks back to the door. Did he like pick up her phone? He didn't grab her phone. I think he did grab her phone. It reminds me of the time like whenever I think we talked about this before, but whenever that girl like broke broke into your car, broke into my mom's car, my sister's car, Gronk spiked her phone. This is your phone?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:13

Yeah, we were there watching the UFC fights, and then my mom went outside for something, and she was like, There was some girl out there like crying in the my mom caught this lady breaking this young teen girl breaking into her car. Well, we left our cars unlocked, but she was taking shit out of there, and then uh she started like fake crying and saying she was lost or something, and my mom went to go get her something and came back inside or came back outside, and she was like walking down the street and she checked her car, like there was a bunch of shit missing. And she came in.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:41

Alec was there was a lot of my friends there, and they're like, This bitch just stole from my fucking car.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:46

We all went out there, and then I was like, Are you stealing? I was drunk as fuck, dude. It was so funny. So fucking we were like 17, 18, dude. Yeah, we were all just drinking at my fucking mom's house, and then she's like, No, and then I fucking checked her hoodie pocket and it was somebody's phone, it was her phone. Um, but we also found some of my mom's like sunglasses and shit like that. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:06

And then uh Timu lick out the fucking car, dog out of drunk anger.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

I've Gronk spiked her phone on the ground. She's like, What the fuck? She was like threatening to call her black boyfriend.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:14

She was like, Come over here, you're gonna whoop your ass. How you gonna get a hold of him, bitch? Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:20

The fucking cops came and picked her up, and they were like, Yeah, it's like the third time she's done this.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:23

Yeah, she was fucking just serial car robbers. That shit was so funny, bro.

unknown 1:09:33

That was a very good time.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:34

Gosh, we had some good memories at that house, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:37

We did. Some good and some bad. I remember uh my mom and sister got into a fist fight at that house. They and uh put your sister in the street. Yeah, so it was like a they I heard they were like arguing and shit. They were both drunk, they were arguing, and I was in my room, I was like, whatever. And I heard this like these noises upstairs. I was like, holy shit. I went up there and opened my sister's door, and it was like a Looney Tunes like dust bubble brawl where you just see like arms and legs sticking out everywhere. I was like, holy shit. And uh so I just I was like, I gotta I just grabbed the shirt, fighting it up, and I fucking put an uppercut in the stomach, and it was either gonna be my mom or my sister. Thank god it was my sister, dude. But I punched it, ooh, and then rolling up your sleeves.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:30

He hit the pop eye, had the pipe in his mouth and everything. Shotgun to canispin. Fucking hat goes.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

And then uh they cut it out for a minute. I wish I could have been there and just fucking watched it. Was Alan lived with you at the time? Yeah, I lived with me at the time. He was just kind of watching, kind of watching. I dude, I remember oh fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:56

Fucking anvil file falls out of the sky.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:58

It was crazy, dude. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It was insane. Oh my god. That was good news. Crazy as fuck.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:05

I'm I'm just uh going back to the the the the young lady who was stealing all your shit. I'm just picturing like she actually gets a hold of her black boyfriend, but he actually very reasonable. Yeah. It's Dante. I understand things got a little heated back then. I just don't think it was reasonable. It's Biggie.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:31

I flew here from Aruba. I don't think that's very reasonable. Well, her phone didn't have insurance on it. And for you to spike it on the ground like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:42

And I love that this is your black guy, boys, with no probable cause. I know my rights. I was like, bro, we got boost mobile.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:52

I remember like half the time we're like following, following her down the street, and I was like heckling her and just like calling her fat. Dude, you called her fat so many times. It was literally just like a bowling ball of a white lady and like Nike pros in a hoodie.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:04

She had a Nike tech, she had a Nike tech. Yeah, it did. It's the white girl, YN fit. Yeah, really? White girl to Nike tech.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:13

She was like, oh, you just white. You just white. Oh my god. Yeah, that was funny. Golly, I'm pretty sure we went back inside and finished the EFC fights. Snacks was still sleeping on the fucking floor. Who what?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

Do you remember Snacks was sleeping on the floor?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:26

Yeah, passed the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:27

Dude, I missed that guy. Was Corbin there too?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:30

Corbin was there, right? Corbin was there. There's no way Snacks was there, and Corbin wasn't there.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:33

Corbin was definitely there. I think Brady was there too. Brady was there, yeah. I think it was us. It was a full pork.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:40

Yeah, maybe Andy. I don't remember, dude. It was so fucking funny. I wish I could remember who was fighting that night. That would be even better.

unknown 1:12:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:48

I can't remember either. It was a decent fight to have everybody over there. It wasn't just like a fucking fight night. The co-bane event, bro. Was that not the fight where fucking uh wasn't it like a Was it O'Mally? It was like the 10-second knee. It was that the McGregor knee? Masvidal? Oh fuck. Was it Masvidal's crazy night?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:09

We for sure missed that fight. Yeah. I think that's what it was. I don't remember, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:14

That'd be a crazy fight. That was that would have been like 2022.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:19

Uh then no, it was way before that.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:20

No, it was before 2019. 2019.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:23

Maybe 2020. 2019, because it was before it was before King's.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:26

2019 checks out.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:28

Yeah, I don't remember, bro. Fuck, dude. We gotta narrow that shit down, figure out what fight we missed, throw up the highlights.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:34

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:35

Damn, bro. That shit was so funny though, bro. We yeah, we we used to fuck around at that house, dog. Casey like threw like a what your bomb was like out of town through like a party there. Yeah, I fucked up my own house.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:47

Kagger at Casey.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:48

All in two. I invited everybody I knew over, got blackout drunk within the hour. Yeah, we were all lightweights. And uh, dude, I'm talking about I threw my Bluetooth speaker through the fucking drywall of the kitchen. We were jumping off the roof. Casey was a wild boy. I got so drunk, I started telling everybody to go home, and I went up to everybody, and I was like, I'm not talking about you. Like, you can stay. Like, you don't actually have to go home. I told that to fucking everybody. Yeah, so he was like, it was just mixed signals, dude. I was like, everybody needs to fucking go home, and then I went up to everybody individually. I was like, you can stay, dude. Like you're chill, you can stay. I was so fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:22

Oh man, we're fucking good times, dude. Snapchat memories galore. Yeah, literally, yeah. Yeah, Devin sent a fucking video, like not too long. We're like, there's Casey's like backyard had like a uh like roof that like oversat like the back patio. Like it was like a back concrete porch, and there's like a roof like that hovered over the porch. There was like three kids just sitting off the edge of the roof, jumping off the roof onto like the fucking foldable tables, big beer bong, just jumping on it, shit going everywhere. Fucking Bill's mafia shit. Yeah, yeah, literally. Oh man. I wish I could go back in time, dude. Oh, yeah. You don't appreciate the glory days or the golden days in a beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:13

I jumped onto that.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:15

Like next weekend. Yeah, let's do it, dude. Just fuck up the B and B. Fucking break my tailbone in the groom suite. Fucking up the B and B, dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

It was a good time.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:25

Are y'all gonna y'all getting ready in separate rooms and shit? We're still doing that whole thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's like one of the funniest, like one of the funniest parts about going to weddings is just this bullshit in like whatever all the yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:40

It's gonna be a good time. It better be a good time. I hope the weather clears up, dude. If it fucking will worry about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:47

Inshallah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:47

Inshallah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:48

I'll talk to BB.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:49

There you go. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, I got a connection. Tell that boy keep a kosher for a weekend. Oh, dude, you don't know what kosher is. Sorry. I'm fucking sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:00

That's alright, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:02

Anyway, you got any more hotbox updates lined up for this one?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:06

Hey, what's up with this? Uh sorry to interrupt, but the bitch married to the Eiffel Tower divorced and married a fence?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:12

Oh, yeah. My fucking co-worker showed she shared that with me today. Uh there's this lady. Um near like an Olympic level like archer or some shit like that. I ended up looking at this person out. Her name's Erica Eiffel. And she was like famous for marrying the Eiffel Tower.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:31

Like she actually has like oh, just a look-at-me kind of bitch.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:34

Like Mary, like Mary. Oh, she claims that she's like, you know, there's like pansexual and shit like that. She's like whatever sexual term there is for people who are like attracted to objects, like inanimate objects. Yeah. And uh she got married to the fucking Eiffel Tower for a while, and then my co-worker sends me this thumbnail of like this lady, and uh apparently she's married to a fence. She divorced the Eiffel Tower, now she's married to a fence.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:03

I'd have to assume she's mounted the point of all of these with the f it's a picture of her sitting on the I'll show you after this.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:10

On the tip? Yeah, she's like just sitting on the she's riding the fence. I just, you know, like that just a humble fence, and you're and you're competing with the Eiffel Tower. It's kind of baller.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:20

Fizz is gonna lose that fight every time, bro. No, I don't know, dude. She left the tower. She left the tower before the freeze. Size does matter.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:27

Too big is too big, and I believe that. It's the motion of that. Yeah, my dick is big too.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:34

The big ones hurt. Yeah. Oh, the tight ones hurt, baby. The big French ones hurt.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:38

Dude, so with the getting married to like objects and shit, like, can I legally do that?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:45

Yeah, you can do anything now.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:47

Can I get married to a company? Can I get married to Miller Light or Bush?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:56

And can I My Miller Light's got a bush?

SPEAKER_04 1:18:00

You can just be Muslim and treat your wife like an object. Alright. Oh, okay. T T T. Yeah, that's um Yeah, that was I I don't know. I it was too fucking bizarre. I was like, why why why are you sending me this? Like she sent my co-worker sent it to me like it was like some kind of inside joke or something like that. Like I I felt like I had heard of this lady before though.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:29

Are you like, is this like one of like your coworker, like a friend coworker? Like you talk to them off in the network? Yeah. Okay, okay. It'd be crazy if just like a random ass coworker sent you that.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:37

No, I work in a small company. I think okay, cool. But yeah, that was like and it's funny because she looks exactly like someone who would be married to a uh to a uh inanimate object. And then I ended up looking at her Wikipedia page and like here's the thing. This bitch has a Wikipedia page and I don't at the end of the day. She so I I I ended up reading like a brief synopsis of her fucking like origin story. So she was like in the Air Force as a woman, and then uh she was like sexually assaulted, but she defended herself with a with with a fake sword. There's the fence. That was great. That was good. Uh she uh she defended herself with a fake sword, and then she ended up getting dismissed with personality disorders because she just kept sleeping with the sword. Oh with the fake sword. And uh and then I think I guess that's like when she beat the fuck up. That's when she started getting getting attracted to inanimate objects, and then she got really into archery and like she almost made the US Olympic archery team. Like she's actually like she's fucking fucked her way to the top. Couldn't put the sword down. She's a real swordsman. She's fucking catnus Eiffel Dean. And uh yeah, she's just cold as fuck with a bow and arrow. But uh now she's married to a fence. That's so fucking gay.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:59

You know what? Kudos, because it's technically technically nobody here is married yet, so she got us all beat. That's fair. So fence girl, boy, whoever you want to marry.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:13

I don't give a fuck. You go there and some lady's just busting. Like you're like, I finally I spent all this money, I went through customs. I finally in Europe I'm taking my mom to see the Eiffel Tower, and this lady's just fucking moaning. Laying down on the grass.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:27

Just gyrating across the Eiffel Towers. Oh, dude, yeah. The fucking Muslims over there would get a real kick out of that. Lunchtime. Oh man. I've heard uh I've heard France is like just completely filled with fucking Indians.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:44

Just everybody but French people, yeah. Yeah. French people find it. I have like no interest. That was a joke that Theo Vaughn says, like, and and you know, and nobody likes the French either. Yeah, yeah. People go there on vacation. He's like, yeah, but they come back.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:01

They used to be one of the funniest fucking guys ever. I miss when he was that funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:07

Now he's fucking now he's red pilled, dude. Now he's starting to get into everything that's going on in the world.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:11

But also he's like listening to the Candace Owen podcast and he's saying a little bit of bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:15

You don't fuck with Candace?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:17

Uh not lately. It's always just like a computer. Well, I knew you wanted to say it, dude. I knew you wanted to do it. Go ahead, say it. Uh Candace just keeps on saying, like, oh, I've got this big I'm gonna drop I'm gonna drop a bomb on you guys next week. Make sure you tune in. And she's said that for like 76 weeks now. She's just blue balling us, dude. That's a good way to get clicked. Listen to it, yeah, exactly. That's what she's doing. I'm not listening to that. I don't know. You got a fucking uh lady podcast, you gotta pay me anyways. I'm not fucking listening to it. I'd do that at home already. I'm not I'm not doing it in my free time. I promise you that. I'll do it when I have to, and that's it.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:56

Yeah, you think she if she has a Patreon, then I know it's all fake. Does she have a Patreon?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:02

No. I'd assume so.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:04

Tim Dylan's got a Patreon, it's fucking it's a banger.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:07

I'm not on his Patreon. I need to add it. Is it expensive? Is it like five bucks a month? Yeah, it's five. Okay. It's a fiver.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:12

That's cool. I can do ten a month. Are you doing Matt and Chains too? Yeah, my chains also.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:16

Yeah. I'm one of the dogs. Yeah, I did. But I'll let Tim Dillon. I've been listening to a lot of Tim Dylan. Dude, he's the best, but that's how I get all my swords. This latest episode is so funny. It's the latest episode so. The fucking ad read he did for the life insurance thing, I was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, dude, is it getting deep? This is sad. And then it turned out he was like, that's why it's important to have life insurance.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:38

They're good though.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:39

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:40

No, I uh I think I'm I'm really I was on Tim Dylan. I got into him like like right before COVID, and he had the most unhinged fucking activities.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:49

COVID, Tim Dylan was the fucking best, dude. He's so fucking good. I fell off on him for so long. You know, uh one of my uncles actually is who put me on a Tim Dillon. Really? Yeah. He's like, dude, this guy's funny. Check him out. He's so fucking funny. So fucking funny, dude. Y'all both have fucking conspiracy uncles. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Well, my yeah. Nosotros damos, no sotros damos. I have an uncle who likes like the Sopranos and comedy. He's in all the same shit I am. He watches UFC, likes comedy, watches Sopranos. Hell yeah. So we have like four things we talk about every time. Tim Dylan's usually the one of them. Tim Dylan's the fucking episode is so fucking funny. The second to last one, or the second newest one, is also really fucking funny. We're talking about like the malls. Yeah. That one's fascinating.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:31

There's a part when he's like in this last episode, he goes uh talking about like the tech billionaires. He goes, The guy who said, like, I'm too poor to have a girlfriend, and now I'm too rich to have a girlfriend. How human? That's so human. It's such a human thing to say. Oh, dad's rambling on about Satan again.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:50

Talking about fucking layoffs.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:54

Yeah, dude. It's just it's what's gonna happen. Dude, uh, what was the episode when he was talking about? Uh there's like the guy that got hit by a train, and like the dude was walking around with like the leg.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:04

Oh, the homeless guy.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:05

And he was like, pause that real quick. If this bothers you, then you're not ready for what's coming. If you're if you've seen a guy walk around with a leg and eating a leg for lunch, get ready because you're gonna see a lot more of that. Stop clutching your pearls.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:19

No, we listened to that on the way back from uh from Lake Lake Joe's, yeah. I was just I was like in a daze, like I was just hungover. Uh fucking food coma happening, like but at the same time, I'd just take an Adderall. Because as soon as we got back, I was just gonna fucking start editing videos. Dude, you in Adderall, bro. I was in a weird fucking place and with fucking Tim Dylan's. I haven't I haven't listened to Tim Dylan probably in like two years.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:43

Yeah, he's the fucking man. Dude, being hungover, sleepy, taking Adderall, listening to Tim Dillon, like you could have like been a real problem, like you could have been activated for sure. That's like a recipe for disasters. Here's comedy politics, here's an upper. You're already on a downer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:03

Let's fucking and then I remember at one point on the drive back, like you and Peyton were like, kind of quiet back there. And I'm like, my mind is a storm right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:11

It doesn't sound quiet to me. That's like a fucking table saw back here, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:19

No power tools. It's the best fucking. I'm almost done anyway. You get trail mix back there? What the fuck's going on?

SPEAKER_03 1:25:29

Yeah, dude, fucking Tint Dylan is the best. It's really it's like where I it's where I get all my news from. Like for the most part. Like I'll keep up with the headlines on like X because it's pretty unfiltered and I can get like the raw story. Yeah, I was called Twitter.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:40

I get it's it's lib to call it Twitter still, but also it'll always be Twitter. Yeah, I still call it. I don't know why I call it X right there. You are you Xing?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:46

What do they call it?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:47

Whenever you dead name him? Xing, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:50

When you say something, like whenever you tweet, like what you call it.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:53

I think it's whatever you un uh named a son. Was it like uh X5169696969?

SPEAKER_04 1:26:05

Mihoi Minoi.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:06

I didn't know you knew Somalian. Dude, speaking of Somali, did y'all see it? What's her name? Ilhan Omar or whatever? World War 11 shit. World War 11, dude, are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:17

She's such a dumbass.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:18

What a fucking dumb bitch, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:20

It's so crazy that she wants people to take her serious, also. She called World War II World War 11 because of the two dads, it's like fucking Roman numerals. She called it World War 11. This hasn't happened since World War 11. But I'm telling you, in my joke, whenever I said like the average IQ of a Somalian is 68, and she's living that shit to the fucking fullest. She's a dumb ass, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:41

Bananas and rice, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:43

Bananas and rice. Who's this Ilhan person? That name is.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:47

She's a Somalian politician, and she married her brother to get him citizenship here, which fucking I don't know how she's still walking around. That's completely illegal. And also Is it Mormons? Or not Intest Mormon? No. Yeah, but they're already American. They can fuck their brothers or whatever they want to do. I got that. I was wrong.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:05

You know you look stupid about uh kosher thing. You're gonna look stupid about the Mormons. No, I was so right about the kosher thing, all right.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:10

Yeah, just I'm still gonna audit your whole fucking fridge, by the way. But so Il is a jeweler. She's just a Jewish cooler. So she's an American politician. She married she married her brother, yeah, to get him citizenship.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:23

Yeah, Somalian. And she also uh still like pledges allegiance to Somalia. That's her Yeah, she hates America. Yeah, she's she's all in, she wants to start a revolution. She's dancing in the mirror to fucking Bruce Springsteen or something. Oh yeah, hitting the fucking Kumbaya, dude. Yeah, she's talking about we're gonna start a revolution. Some fucking Somalian bit, bro. Get her the fuck out of here. That's the revolution you're looking. Put her on a boat, put her on a boat, put a couple more next to her, put them on a boat, get her back over there, bro. I've had enough of the dude. Indians can chill. Gas stations love 'em. Absolutely love gas stations. I'm there all the time. Five times a day, probably. I'm going to a gas station. Y'all can chill. Pakistanis, whatever. They'll do weird shit, stink, ear with your hands, whatever. I don't give a fuck. The gas stations are cool. The prices are fucked up. That's not on y'all.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:09

You got uh but yeah, and you we got like 20 seconds.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:13

A lot of doctors, too. They look out for my health.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:18

My favorite song is Born in the USA by Bruce Sting. All right, guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:25

Uh uh Somalia. Somalia. This is a natural anthem.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:33

Keep a kosher. Do not keep a kosher.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:36

Don't keep a kosher, actually.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:38

It's not healthy, apparently. See y'all next week.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:40

Roller dogs.