RoomTempPineapples - RTB Ep. 20

We brought beer and snacks. Another week of good laughs! Enjoy! See you next Monday!

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:03

We are back. Here we are. Bienvenidos. Here we are. This is the pineapple epidemic episode. The pineapple episode. We've we've been co-opt. We've been psyoped. Dude, we had to reach into the deepest pockets of our EBT cards and fucking find out how to get a hold of some of these pineapples.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Yeah, white pineapples and black pineapples. White pineapples is letting someone fuck your wife. Black ones is just adding sugar to them.

SPEAKER_04 0:26

So I remember one time, you know, like the pineapples are like the universal logo for swingers. Yeah. You remember when I was to uh Peyton's grandma's house one time and they just had a pineapple chilling on the fucking diving board above the pool. It's like the equivalent of like the Batman logo in the sky. On the diving board? It's just on the dive. I have a picture of it somewhere. Donovan did make these, bro. Donovan, shout out to uh pineapples by Donovan. Pineapples by Donovan. Tap in, tap in. I don't know if they're gonna be as good.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

Nobody's doing it like Donovan.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

I've been telling y'all, no one's doing it like me.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Five dollars for two spears.

SPEAKER_04 1:01

You hear the deals. Bro, I hate it. Like you're always like above the like ahead of the curve. Or maybe you're just like ahead of the curve of my timeline. This will be coming out late of the curve, but I hear what you're saying. My timeline is just like straight pineapple shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:15

And I fucking I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

I'm getting well, I'm tapped in in the third ward. So I get a I get a sneak peek preview in real life, and then it hits the Instagram, and then I tell you guys about it. Here it is. They got liquor, they got medicated cool. Yeah, no, they have they have liquor pineapples, um, they have any kind of pineapple you want.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Yeah, I saw one this morning, they took a whole can of cut water. They took the pineapple water out, cut water inside, and then Kool-Aid, and then soaked it for 24 hours.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

They're stepping on it. Dude, I do know that like every single experiment that they have before they like put it on the the marketplace is just straight rough draft. They did not test out the flavor before. Like they the first recipe is the final recipe.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Yeah, no, these are repressed pineapples.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

These are expensive as shit, too. The markup on it's crazy. Don't even explain the price. It's crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

How much did you pay for these glasses? The pineapples themselves were like eight bucks. And then Kool-Aid's like 20 cents. Oh, okay. Well then, eight bucks each or eight bucks? Eight bucks each, yeah. Okay. So eight bucks each, and then like twenty cents for Kool-Aid. Yeah, so they're throwing them out for $17 to $20 a jar.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

It's like a 54% markup. So, I mean, can't knock the hustle, baby. Come on.

SPEAKER_04 2:32

I'm not gonna lie, gotta get it. My mouth is watering. I do want to try one. Let's dive in. I do want to try one. Let's dive in. Bon, you haven't tasted tested either of them? I haven't tasted any of them yet. That's gonna be a sugar uh what flavor?

SPEAKER_02 2:45

I like that uh you're not black at all. You brought forks. Oh no, nah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

I keep seeing people like slurp on this shit and spill all over the shirt. Dude, if I get what's your bib, if I get shit on this cash, bro, Peyton's gonna fucking kill me, dog. There's there's there's no way. What flavor do you guys want to try? There's no try that blue res, dog. Nah, no way, bro. I gotta try that blue res, dog.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Hit me hit me with a fork here. Alright, let's go. Somebody's gotta go cherry, though. Can we split one spear into three pieces, four pieces? You definitely could.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

Dude, it looks like a fucking ice cream truck pickle.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

Holy moly.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

Oh, that big yeah. Hold on, wait, I gotta try the juice. Everybody knows you gotta try the juice first.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Yeah, yeah, we do have to try the juice first. Let's try the juice. Oh, that big tough. That big yeah. See that same man? Pat me the pineapple juice, man. Pat me the split, man.

SPEAKER_04 3:43

Dude, that that's uh damn, put some liquor in that. These people are on or something. Dude, this is jungle juice, man. This is just hood boom however. This is jungle juice.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Project Pat is hood boom hauer.

SPEAKER_03 4:03

Oh that big guy. Oh that big guy. Yeah, hit pineapples by Donovan.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Alright, dude, hold on, dude. Alright, yeah. Straight spears of the dome. Straight spears of the dome, dog. Alright, dude, hold on, show us.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Don't chew yet, you don't chew yet. Ready?

SPEAKER_03 4:37

It's just pineapple.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

I don't think black people have ever had pineapple before.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

It didn't like fully penetrate. It's just pineapple. Donovan.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

Yeah. This is a sour pineapple.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

I fucking told you you needed to go straight to the hood to get these for real, bro. You not doing it right. This is what they're talking about in every fucking video. They talk about they're not doing it, right?

SPEAKER_03 4:59

Donovan's not doing this shit right. I was on pineapples by Keyshawn. Oh. I was calling him. I said, you know what?

SPEAKER_04 5:06

I've got somebody already. Donovan, you not doing it right, dog. Hold up, bro. Dib it not gas. Is this the recipe? Let us know. Dib it not gas. We gotta get the hood. I feel like you gotta use the syringe. You really gotta inject that shit in there. Yeah, that's what nobody's done that.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

Nobody doing that. Alright. That we're okay. We're gonna call in the market on the two pineapples.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

Well, I mean, give them to that.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

That they get.

SPEAKER_04 5:32

That'd be good.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

He's like what Kenzie drinks a timeout.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

This is like a this is a fishbowl in New Orleans, baby.

SPEAKER_05 5:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

The thing is though, is you gotta let them set for even longer. Once you get 48 hours.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

Oh dude, we gotta marinate this.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

They've been marinating for over 12 hours. Donovan cut us up a spirit, dog.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Can we get some shooters and a uh let's let's pour some vodka or tequila in these or something. Let them sit for a full seven days.

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Oh shit. I'll I'll cut them up. Dude, cut them up, cut them up, Casey. Cut them up, Casey.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

Uh dude, after this we need to soak these in liquor for seven days. And then try them again next week.

SPEAKER_04 6:13

Dude, this is jungle juice. Yeah. That is straight up jungle juice.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

Yeah, fruit and liquor, it doesn't get more jungle than that. Maybe that's not nice to say.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

This one better not taste like just pineapple. If you just say it's like just dude, I'm not gonna lie to you, I've been looking forward to this.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Oh, it looks like uh the gas station pickles those Mexican bitches eat.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

Yeah, where's the tahin at, dog? Yeah, that modified white boy speak a little Spanish. What a tahin. Maybe that is the way like you have you added more in there? That has to be good. That might be that might be the way.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

Y'all sell y'all supply some? Nah, alright. Grab one. Don't spill it now.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

Where's the fucking hype dog? It's just pineapple. It's just pineapple. They straight capping on the gram, dog. What is this? ASMR. It is truly just pineapple. It is just pineapple. It's red pineapple.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

Just give them a couple days and just letting them soak in there.

SPEAKER_04 7:25

Are those refrigerated? You didn't use enough sugar. That's what it was. When you bought those, were they refrigerated or were they just room? Room tenth. Room tent pineapples. Room 10 pineapples. RTP? Hey, RTP. I thought they would be soggier. I'm not gonna lie. I thought they would be soggier for being bought room tent. Oh, dude, this fucking sucks. But I thought this was gonna be I thought this was gonna be an hour and a half long if it's just munching pineapples, but I was so excited to just like dive into these. I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

Pineapples are good. I like to do this pineapple, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:55

This is just like a higher risk. We're gonna fucking up whatever sugar.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

We're gonna put some liquor in these and we're gonna try them again next week.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

Yeah, we are okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

We're gonna do spiked Kool-Aid pineapples next week. Fuck, dude. No, we can't scrap it. We gotta keep it.

SPEAKER_04 8:06

No, you gotta keep this in there. No, no, I'm gonna keep it. No, I'm just okay. I'll keep it in here. I'll keep it in here next week.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

Do it again next week. There'll be a week, weak fermented. So kombucha.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

Damn it, dude. My timeline's been fucking ignorant for a week for this shit. This is crazy. Dude, the pictures, every single time I see somebody like quoting talking about the CIA is doing backflips.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

Dude, yeah, I saw the the one I reposted one that said uh the C the CIA is dumping Gatorade over the coach's back right now.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

I giggled out loud.

SPEAKER_04 8:43

Dude, if the CIA was dumping Gatorade and the Gatorade being that Kool-Aid shit, it would fucking give them third-degree burns. That shit's not fucking battery acid, dude. That's a that's a pre-workout right there, dude. I'm gonna munch on one of those EVT pineapples before my next workout. Man. Damn it, dude. That's so underwhelming. It is. But how long do these sit, Donovan?

SPEAKER_00 9:06

Um put them on at 9 a.m. So we're going to go back to the bottom.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

Like it's a brisket. I was just thinking that. Oh, orange Kool-Aid. Or is that Pena Pineapple? I feel like orange would go nice with this. Alright, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 9:29

Everything is just a type of brisket. Yeah. To Don. It's just fruit brisket. That baby's almost done. That baby is almost done, Don.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

This weekend. That baby is almost done. This weekend? This weekend. Dude, what a man. Don't you have work this weekend? I'm off the rest of the month.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

Damn, dude.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Being a dad is limited. Being a dad is cool and all, but it happening on the weekend is lame as fuck. That does suck, bro.

SPEAKER_00 9:55

Technically, it'll probably be Monday.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Oh, Memorial Day weekend times two. You're gonna straight, dude.

SPEAKER_04 10:00

You're gonna spend like the whole weekend in the hospital?

SPEAKER_00 10:02

No. It'll probably be 24 to 48 hours.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Yeah. We stayed the 24 and then an extra 24 because we were scared.

SPEAKER_04 10:10

I've seen like some people like uh they like to play a song when the baby comes out. So which bad bunny song are you gonna play? I heard you get to catch your own baby. So a girl, a girl was telling me that. You can catch your own baby. You mean like a Pokeball? I guess if you ask, they might let you. I certainly didn't know. They'll let you like deliver your own baby. Yeah, really? Yeah. Not doing that. You're a fumble.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

I cut the uh umbilical cord. That was weird. Did you? The whole room stunk. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna odell my baby. Yeah, bro. Yeah, dude. Three feet. Oh, some bowling ball shit. The amount of confidence, you're like, dude, look at this.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

You just tell the nurse.

SPEAKER_04 10:53

She's about to come out. You go you hit one of these.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

In like fucking eighth grade, you did this. You knew it was like, all right, I'm gonna put it where you can't get it. Yeah, just gonna try to get it.

SPEAKER_04 11:03

This guy thinks you can moss me right now. I need to walk in.

SPEAKER_02 11:07

Catch it all top of the fucking nurse's head. What a baby, Randy Moss shit. I don't know about a baby boy. Baby boy.

SPEAKER_00 11:14

We have an induction scheduled on Sunday, so if anything, he'll be born Monday. But she's already showing signs that like she's been crabbing all day, like, not contractions, but Braxton.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

I saw her at uh H E B a couple days ago. Uh huh. She was like, hey, and I was like, Are you excited? And she was like, Yeah. Yeah and I was like, excited to fucking drink, huh? She was like, Yeah! Oh yeah. She kept she's like, every single time I see Shannon, she talks about like she can't wait to take a shot again. When's the first shot? What's the over under? How how long until the baby's born? Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

She said I have to wait till we, or she said she has to wait till we get home. She's like, I don't want to look like a bad mom.

SPEAKER_04 11:52

Yeah, just buzzing off of breast milk, dude. Just laced breast milk. Oh, yeah, bro. That's good. That does have to suck. There's so much shit that you can't like eat or consume when you're pregnant. Like, you can't even have like cold cuts.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

And her favorite means is like a Jersey Mike's Italian sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 12:10

Do you gotta get that bitch mike's way, dog? Let's not call her a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

No, I'm just kidding. You can call her whatever you want.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

I'm just kidding. Not like girl. Oh man, that's so nerve-wracking. I don't think I'm ready for it ever. But you can't have nobody ever is. No, that's what they say. You can't have lunch meat? No, nobody's ever ready for that. No, you can't you can't have lunch meat. You can't have coffee. Can you have caffeine in general? You're not supposed to do a certain amount. Like you can have coffee?

SPEAKER_00 12:34

Yeah, but like you have to keep it a minimum.

SPEAKER_04 12:36

Your kid's gonna have ADHD and shit.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

It's kind of like he hyped out the ass.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

It's the same thing as like drinking and driving. Like you can drink and drive off two beers, but you'll still get you uh if they catch you. You put it that way. If nobody's looking, who gives a fuck?

SPEAKER_04 12:50

Yeah. At your weight, probably not. Two beers, dude? Yeah. Nah, bro. I think my limit's like four. I Googled that the other day. I'm like, what is my limit? Your limit to drive is four? Yeah. Four beers? I don't think I have a limit, dude. I'm I'm 190 pounds right now. Ooh, cruiserweight. Yeah. Shit, dude. Yeah. I'm victim weight. Do you are victim weight? KC's victim weight extreme, dog. What are you pushing? 175?

SPEAKER_02 13:14

Exactly. Almost 175.

SPEAKER_04 13:16

I'm so spot on, dude. I spot a fat bitch from a block away.

SPEAKER_02 13:19

173 and like a half.

unknown 13:21

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Like what is what is victim weight? What are you guys fucking talking about? Below 200 pounds. Below 200 pounds. Are you guys oh you guys are being fucking gay? Yeah, I mean, you can call it what you want, dude.

SPEAKER_04 13:32

Don't call it to the wrong person, though. They'll bend your little small, lightweight ass over. No, dude. I have a gun. You weigh 200, you weigh less than 200 pounds. You better have a gun. That's why I have a gun.

unknown 13:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:44

That's all you need. The goal. There's a lot of victims over 200 pounds. There's a lot of fucking fat victims out there. Devin Martinez, if you're listening to the game. Was the fat bitch that got was the bitch that got pistol whip fat? She was she a Mexican lady that got pistol whipped in downtown at a bar and she's fucking fat.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

She's over the age of 25. Mexican fat is different than like anybody else's fat. Mexican fat is different.

SPEAKER_04 14:07

She wasn't quite a torta. She wasn't quite a torta. No? I would. You would? You should have. She uh I was a hero. Nah, she's like, I'm calling my husband. Alright, so I was I I was I went to go do an open mic last night, and like I uh the regular parking lot was like closed or whatever, they're doing construction. And so I parked around the corner uh near just like this row of bars. And as I'm leaving my car, I see I hear yelling before I even see anything. I hear yelling, like, help, help. Uh and and then this girl starts running towards me, and I'm like, Who's what's this drunk bitch? Like, what is this some kind of scam or something like that? And as she's getting closer, I'm like, that looks like blood. She looks like she has blood on her. And still I'm like, it's the cherry pineapples, dog. Yeah, she stole my fucking this they stole my Kool-Aid pineapples. Nah, uh, and then she gets closer, and like still I'm like not quite buying it. I'm like, where is iShow speed? Where claviculars around the corner, there's some kind of live stream shit going on. But then she like runs up to me and I'm like, no, she's like actually like gushing blood out of her head. And I'm like, I don't know, what the fuck? She got into a bar fight or something, and someone hit her with a bottle or some shit like that. Um, and then she's like, I need you to call the police, blah blah blah. And uh and she's like, so I do, I call the police. I'm like, hey, like send like cops and like a medic or whatever. And uh she's like calling like her boyfriend or something like that. And well, actually, while I'm on the phone with the police, they're like, we can't hear what you're saying. There's like too much noise.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

I'm like Yeah, I'm next to a Mexican lady.

SPEAKER_04 15:44

Like, what yeah, we're outside, there's no excuse, like, there's no indoor voice going on here. Um, but like we finally get them on the way, which the cops show up like pretty fucking fast. But her friends come around the corner, I don't know where the fuck they were. But uh like we find out she got pistol whipped. Well, she got robbed by like some random dude robbed her, and she's explaining to the cops like what happened, and she's like, Yeah, he he wanted to rob me. And I was like, No, fuck you. It's like no fuck you, you can't rob me. He's like he's like, he's like, I'm a he's like, he was threatening me. It's like so I start hitting him, and he starts hitting me back. It's like it's like fuck you. Like, if I'm gonna die, you're gonna die with me. He's doing a stand-up gig in San Antonio. He's like he's like, fuck you, mean I'm from the hood. And like her friends are just like, This bitch, come on. Fucking but what is it up with that? I mean, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I I don't know, I talk a big game, but I feel like if I was at gunboy, like you can have my shit, dude. Yeah, just take my shit.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

Yeah, that's what I did.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

Yeah, Casey got robbed delivering pizzas. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

I thought I wasn't at gunpoint, but it was a black dude and a Mexican dude. And at first it was one, and I kind of like trying to tackle me, and I kind of pushed him, and I saw the other guy, and I was like, Alright, that's enough. Like, you guys can just have it.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

I'm not gonna lie, she still did have most of her stuff. Oh, dude, she was just bro, there probably was a camera somewhere then. She had most of her shit? Yeah, you got partially robbed? Yeah. No, dude, that bitch was capping. She was sitting on a settlement. Well, I'll say that girl for sure has started a fight at some point, but I I'm I'm willing to believe that she actually might have gotten robbed. Like she actually might have. She was leaking, leaking? Yeah, like it was. Like, it would have been like How did you not bring this up? It went down to her legs. Damn. It was like it was like from her head, it was like all over her chest, and it was like down to like her fucking like leg. It was like going like dripping. Damn. I'm sure, I'm sure like this being like like wild up like that, like you know, like your adrenaline's pumping, yeah, right around the corner and whatever. Like, I'm sure that that makes you bleed more, but yeah, she got fucking clocked. Fucking Nate Diaz pulls up on you. Hey man, you should have given me your phone, bitch. I don't talk, I don't talk about that. I don't talk about you. Bro, you know who talks like Nate Diaz is fucking Ant. Ant kind of talks like Nate Diaz. Yeah, yeah. Just fucking CTE from gambling so much. Uh yeah, I got fucking $400 on. You have to understand their brain. We need to get to get CTE to understand their brain. They kind of bro, we've we uh we played bingo the other night. I've been playing bingo lately. And bro, I've been I say I have been cashing out. I have I cashed out once, but it was enough for the amount of times that I've gone. They have this thing called like single bingo, and it's like regular bingo. And like when you go, um they play little footsies. You got a fucking big ass foot, dude. What size shoe you wear? Bigger than yours. Damn, bro. What size? Oh, he's foot mugging me over here. Did you see that?

SPEAKER_02 18:45

What did he say?

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Yeah, bigger foot than I. He said it was bigger than mine. I think he's not lying. Oh let me see, put him back up. Sorry, I I start the story over in a second. Sorry, dude. That was a fucking big foot, dude. I got taken away for a second. Um, I'm a I'm a 12, 12 and a half. Oh, okay. We're same, same book. Um, I went we've been playing uh bingo, bro. And it's like single bingo. Like they'll play um, you go it's like this, they go to uh like random bars and shit, and they give you like all the bingo sheets, and it's like $20 to pay for to play for around. Some days they'll do like $50 to play for around. It's like a bigger pot. Yeah. And uh they play um they play like a genre of the music on there, you get like 30 seconds of it, and the shazam pops up in case you don't know the song. And it's like bingo, like if you have the song, you mark it off. And uh Aunt and Reagan play fucking all the time because it's it's gambling, there's money involved, so you know aunt's there five times a fucking week. 100%. Like playing. And um, we've gone three times, and the first time we went, we didn't win anything. The second time we went, Peyton won two rounds, so she won like $730. Holy shit. Yeah, and we went fucking 95. Yeah, but that's all I'm saying, dude. We went like uh one one night ago or two nights ago, I think. And uh it was one yeah, it was last night, and we uh pulled up and we played the first round, nobody won anything the second round. At the very end, it was a big pot, it was the $50 pot. So like the total pot was like $1,300 and something dollars. Oh shit. So like if one person wins it, they get all the money, and then like if multiple people win it, they split it. But uh we get up there and Ant, the the last time uh we went, I cut in front of Ant, and I got the papers before him. So he would he would have won when Peyton won if he would have got in front of me.

SPEAKER_06 20:23

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

I got it, so Peyton won the money, and this next time around, I went in front of him again, and then on the second round, the very end, to fill out the whole sheet, it was the last two songs, and it was Roll with It and Redneck Girl. I had needed those last two songs, and Ant only needed Redneck Girl, and he's sitting there, he's like, dude, Redneck Girl comes on, I got 1,300 fucking dollars. I'm like, yeah, but if Roll with It comes on, then it's me and you. We're baking on the same, and there's like 70 people playing in this room, right? And I was like, dude, I'm and so many people are one song away. And uh we're sitting at the same fucking table, Roll with It comes on, then I'm one away, and we're both one away with Redneck Girl, and the very next song that comes on was Redneck Girl, and we made 1,300 fucking dollars, dude.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

It was so sick. That is awesome. Is that Roll With It by Easton Corbin?

SPEAKER_04 21:04

I don't know. Some country song, I think. Maybe I don't know, dude. I don't even know the song, dude. But we went made a lot of money. Oh bro, so fucking two rounds before that, Ant thought he had like the first round is like you get five in a row, you get one line, and you win like $130. The second round is like if you get two lines, you it was like six hundred dollars. And then the last one was thirteen hundred. And the second round, Ant goes up there and he's like, single, I got bingo, I got bingo. And he runs up there and like they scanned the QR code on the bottom of it to see if you like actually won. And it goes, and he didn't fucking get it. And the whole crowd was like, Oh, and I was like, ha ha! And I was like pointing and laughing at Ant, like loud as fuck, and the whole place started fucking laughing, whatever I heck with his ass. And the very next round we split 1300. It was so fucking sick. I was gonna pick up a ship this morning, I was like, fuck that, dude. I just won seven hundred dollars. Out of like this, this is like the they're so they're counting on this in place of their social security. Yeah. He was like, dude, there's nothing it is like my husband died in the in the VA denying our benefits. It's nothing but old people in their point. So just play bingo. You're doing the fucking the Generation X. I got 1300 bucks. Acting ignorant, bro. I should not have been there. It was nothing but old people. We were like some of the younger people there. And then the time before we went that, oh my gosh, it pissed me off so fucking bad. There's like little kids that play bingo. And like I don't understand how they're allowed to play bingo. Like a little kid plays bingo. They don't have they're like, I'm talking like sub-ten. Like they're like eight years old up there, like playing bingo, and like their parents bought the fucking bingo.

SPEAKER_02 22:43

It's the kids play just to get an extra ticket. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:46

So the kid, like, but it's so it pisses, bro. You know how fucking I got bills due. I'm like late on rent and shit, and I'm like risking all my money to play bingo, and a fucking seven-year-old kid takes my money from me. You know how pissed off I am? That's tough. I'm so fucking irritated. But that's their parents' money. Like, that's the thing, too. Is I don't even know how it's gambling. But it is it is a nice area of Manhattan that we're in, so like they might actually just get like a $20 like fucking allowance. It's going straight to the 200 square foot apartment. True. Anyway, I fucking balled up, bro. It was sick. It did feel got paid rent and like it got like most of my money back like the same day.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

It's very nice.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

It is sick. You guys should come. I would like to. You we gotta get fucking ignorant at single being. Bro. It's going on this weekend. They play like five or six days like a week. Like sometimes it's only like $20 buy-ins, sometimes it's $50, but I think the $50 is on like once a month. Yeah. So if you ever just want to go play bingo for $40, you can win like $800.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

I'm down. I'm down.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

I'll fucking figure out whenever the next time we're all off, we can do it.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

You said it's BYOB, right?

SPEAKER_04 23:46

Dude, at certain at certain bars, it's like the one we went to last night was BYOB. Like you can bring a Yeti cup and just give it a big thing.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Yeah, hit me up on a BYOB one because I'll spend 40 bucks at a bar either way. I might as well spend 40 bucks, bring my own beer, and possibly win something.

SPEAKER_04 23:58

I don't know if you can bring like your own. You can pour it like a Yeti, like a Stanley. I was trying to bring like a like a keg in there. That's what I was saying. I actually roll up with like a trash can cooler.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:09

I fucking wish, bro.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Well, maybe we just like pre-game bingo or something. Or post-game. Post-game bingo. Keg is just play bingo and then go drink after.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

That's what I was gonna say. We fucking bro, after the water. Yeah, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Well after uh after we played bingo, like Reagan and Ant were like, you guys want to have a game night? We came back to the we came back to here and had like a game night. Bro, Ant's a dumbass. He we were playing catchphrase and he couldn't explain a single fucking thing that popped up. Bro, Peyton was sitting behind him, like watching like the the names that popped up of him to explain it to like Reagan. Reagan was getting so fucking pissed off. Like, you know how like how dumb your boyfriend has to be to get pissed off because he doesn't know shit. She's like, like she would explain uh like like one of the one of the ones that popped up was like another nickname for Kanye and it was Yeezys. And like he she was like, he goes, Yeezy. He goes, Okay, not Yeezys, but think of biblical figure. He's like Jesus, and he goes, Okay, mix those two together, and he could not fucking put do Yeezys. And Breagan was so pissed the fuck off. Bro, Peyton was sitting behind him at one point, and he was like scrolling through the words that popped up, and one of them was iPad, and he tried to explain it, and he goes, small fuck, and just start skipping it onto the next one.

SPEAKER_05 25:20

Holy moly.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

Dude, Reagan was getting so fucking pissed off. Maybe that's how I win my money back with Ann, as I challenge him to catchphrase for money.

SPEAKER_05 25:28

Dude, challenge him to a trivia match or wipe the fucking floor with him.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Alright. Unless it's sports.

SPEAKER_04 25:32

A catchphrase. You might have them in sports. It was fucking fun. You guys gotta come. It does sound like a good time. I'm on the high right now, dude. I've got a fucking lot of money in my pocket. Show me. We'll go to Lake Charles.

SPEAKER_02 25:53

I'm still waiting on the June email. Oh, yeah, you gotta hit us on that shit, dude. Yeah, if I get them, we're going. If I get the comp rooms, we're going.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

It's just one comp like one free room?

SPEAKER_02 26:04

One free room for two nights consecutively. Everything between Monday and it's Sunday through Thursday, is what it is. We're just going on Wednesday, Thursday.

SPEAKER_04 26:14

Yep. You gonna call off work?

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Yeah, but fuck that. Fuck that fucking job. Getting very close to quitting that job. Oh, should I cut that? No. No, leave it in there? No, you can leave that in there. You can make a clip of that.

SPEAKER_04 26:26

Are you fed up at work that bad?

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Yeah. What's going on? You've been working overnight. Are you still working overnight? No, no, no. We finished that. Uh I had yesterday fully off. We just did it Monday, Tuesday. Uh, we finished it early. It was fun though. It was fun working overnight. Were you in a fucking Walmart? We were in an old navy. Uh so yeah, just like surrounded by like the shittiest mannequins wearing the shittiest clothes. But it was cool. It was pretty cool. We'd yeah, there's like crackheads outside. What was this? Cut that um But yeah, those crackheads out there, and they came up and they asked uh one of the guys, like, hey, like what store are you working in? He's like, Old Navy. And they're like, Yeah, you here by yourself? And he's like, No, a couple coworkers. And he's like, Is there any security here? And he's like, No. And then he came and told us, and he was like, Yeah, this guy asked these questions. I told him this, and we're like, bro, what the fuck? It was a crackhead? Why'd you tell him there's no security? So the next night we all brought guns. And it turns out everybody brought their guns, and it turns out it's just a fucking homeless dude sleeping behind the fucking dumpster. He's not looking for anything. He probably wanted to just get some clothes at Old Navy. Yeah, he wasn't trying to hurt nobody.

SPEAKER_05 27:39

You brought fucking guns for what? Yeah, we all brought guns.

SPEAKER_04 27:43

You're literally like living like a like a walking dead snare. There's like a bunch of homeless outside. Yeah. I think it's a poor choice. It's like that's that's like a that's like a C tier uh apocalypse hold up space. Like there's no food there, but at least it's a fucking bunker, you know.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

Hold on, this hurts. This is hurting me. I don't normally do this, dude. You're scrap for one dude. Yeah, we didn't know if he had like he was wearing a hoodie, sunglasses, and gloves.

SPEAKER_04 28:15

Oh, the you know.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

This was like three o'clock in the morning, so we're like, all right, he's he's up to something. He like go came back the next night and just walked past us and laid down behind a dumpster, and we're like, oh, he's casing.

SPEAKER_04 28:28

Yeah, he's fucking casing an old navy. He's like, dude, I'm those corduroys. There's corduroys back there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

I know they got uh they started selling golf pillows. I know they got dungarees back there.

SPEAKER_04 28:40

Yeah, I I know they I know they have fatigues, they have worker fatigues back there now. In linen in summertime. That's so funny to think like too, like it was a group decision to be like, yo, we gotta bring guns tomorrow. Yeah. I'll be like, what the? That was sketchy as fuck, right? We gotta bring guns tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Well, it's like one guy was like, I'm gonna bring my shit tomorrow, and then everybody else is like, yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_04 29:01

I'm just like, was there like a conversation at one point where holy fuck Dawn, there's a stink bug on your shoulder. Oh holy shit. It's on your back now.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

It's on your back now. It's on your back, come here.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

Well, don't flick, dude. Oh, it's dead. Oh, is it a cricket? Whatever it is. I'll pick it up in a little bit. That's fucking gross. You're gonna forget about that 100%. Oh yeah, it's gonna forget about your band-aid. You're gonna pick it up with one of your band-aids, you.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

Yeah, and it wasn't me, asshole.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

Oh, dude, was it not you?

SPEAKER_00 29:38

No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 29:39

You didn't describe my band-aid. It was for sure one of your band-aids.

SPEAKER_00 29:42

It might have been you, because maybe you were scratching. I don't wear band-aids. You're mosquito bites, you were fucking bleeding like crazy.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

Yeah, dude, I told y'all I bleed through my socks, bro. I don't wear fucking band-aids. That's some that's if you have a band-aid on, you can't scratch the wounds. My band-aids would not come off. I couldn't, I I had to try to peel them off. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie. For the longest time, I thought you had the same band-aid on for like a couple weeks. No, no, no. They're the fucking sport ones. Like I can I could have the band-aid in sport mode? Sport mode, yeah. Sport mode band-aids. I have to use a crowbar to get them shits off, okay? It's gross. Hell yeah. But you should put one of the bitches on that Mexican girl's head. Stop all that leaking, man. Hey, stay still. Fah! Dude, I was she was like uh, I can get some rags, I can get some towels, like from the from the from like from my car or something like that, because she was bleeding everything, and like she had a she was wearing an Astros jersey or is it Carlos Correa jersey? I was like, Yeah, you can wipe that up. Man, fucking I wish I was still keeping up with baseball, bro. I've I guess I am a little bit of a bandwagon, dude. They were doing good, and then I was like hopping on the wave. It's all good. You're a hooper now. Baseball, bro. But I I'm a legit hooper now. Come see me. Dog, I'm telling you. What happened Monday? I thought you were gonna pull up Monday. Couldn't get the sitter. Couldn't get the sitter, bro? You should have took the legit with you, dog. If that was an option, I would have. There was hella kids there. Really? Yeah, they had like a little a lot of them are special.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Well, dude, let's uh I'm free this weekend. Let's go to countryside or God. I can't leak the local spots. Let's go. I'm done.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

We'll just go shoot around. Dog, there's a hoop in the in the parking lot behind my house.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

What the fuck are we doing here?

SPEAKER_04 31:20

Dude, you don't want to see this jumper. I want to see this jumper. I want you to see my jumper. I was flashing, dog.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Dude, I need my body needs to hoop. I haven't hooped in so long.

SPEAKER_04 31:29

I was hooping, like I think, like how Matt McCusker says he hoops, dude. I think I was hooping like Matt McCusker. I've got a nasty fadeaway. Bro, you used to have like a ballerina ass jumper. Like you was staying on your tippy toes.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

I started jumping eventually. And that's when they started going down. Yeah, every bird's gotta fly in one day.

SPEAKER_04 31:47

Shit, a bird can't fly in a cage now, dog.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

I'm fucking these 14s are whooping my fucking ass. Is it bad?

SPEAKER_04 31:54

It's kind of salty. Yeah. Yeah, it's like salt. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's like you taste the nicotine salts.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

It's very salty. Very, very salty. Yeah, speaking of ballers. Throw up heavy knees jump shot. Go to the real. That's what's on the jersey. I was talking about that exact picture is what's on the jersey. But that literally is the Peter Griffin fadeaway.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

Is that all sweat? Yes. Is that all in the the bag?

SPEAKER_02 32:18

Well, I'm sure some of it is pussy juice, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

No, he's got a he he was fucking for sure AOD. That guy's on a pussy diet. Yeah. But that guy, there's one of my co-worker that I was telling you about that uh she's funny as shit, and she uh she's been watching the podcast, like watching the clips and stuff. Yeah. She uh I I showed her Heavy D, and she fucking thinks it's so funny. She like followed him and like DM'd him hey with like six wives.

SPEAKER_02 32:43

And he was like, I was gonna say, I saw her Instagram page, she looks like that it could work. Bro, I think she has a solid shot with Heavy D. I think she might. I'm yeah. I don't mean that as an insult either. I mean that in the sweetest way possible. But I think a great couple.

SPEAKER_04 32:58

We're not trying to play Cupid here, but I think that actually could be uh a great match. He looks like he's great with kids.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

Why does Heavy D have a Blazing child on her shoulder? He has uh Andy Milanakis syndrome. Uh he is a crispy jumper. A dad that's stepped up. Is Heavy D a stepfather? That would not surprise me.

SPEAKER_04 33:18

That would actually be quite unsurprising. He's got a pit bull mud. He wears diamond hats. The amount of pussy that guy claims to get is just ashes. Dude, he supplies diamonds. Bro. He's got a good job. He works for Diamond Supply Cup. Bro, ever since you told me, like uh he shops at Zoomies, he'll post like he'll post like a video of him like shooting hoops, and he said like in every single frame the sun's in a different spot. The grass is longer in one in one of the different days. Someone mowed the grass. Yeah, like this one story of him talking about how he went to a house party. Also, all of his stories are like involving him like at some Project X like type of style party. Yeah. He's got the G's. And he's always there. And he's from like Indianapolis, which I feel like if you are from Indianapolis, like there's nothing to do but get pussy and party. That's like one big ass college station. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

No, for sure. For sure. But I'd I'd like to see some of these ladies giving it up for heavy D. Because I have to assume by heavy D he means like heavy dick, but then I also have to assume like he's self-aware of being uh slightly obese. Maybe he's like David or something. Maybe he's heavy David. Is it David?

SPEAKER_03 34:35

That's fucking perfect. Yeah, heavy David. Heavy D. We gotta start talking we just gotta start calling David Heavy D. David is officially heavy D. When we were playing Rocket League the other night and I kept making jokes about him being fat.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

He's got the Jesus piece too. Bro, it's so funny. If you scroll through his page, it's like it's like uh one post to be like him quoting Hail Mary or like the Lord's Prayer, and the very next post is like, man, I was thinking about when I was eating some pussy the other night.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

Yeah, he loves to smoke weed also.

SPEAKER_04 35:01

I've never seen a without a fucking join us in.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

If I get the right job at the right point, bro, I might be back on the weed wave.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04 35:10

I think I might. You don't I'll hop on with you. I don't know, it's just the anxiety has it.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

That's it's like they're not it's not the same. Once you get a certain age, weed is a little bit different. For me, it's a lot of bit different.

SPEAKER_04 35:21

It's probably scary as a parent.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

It's very scary. Yeah, if I was, yeah, no. If Reese was awake and I was high, I'd try my best to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_04 35:29

Yeah, Joe Rogan says he just gives his kids more hugs. I think, oh, it could do that when you're just more tens of millions of dollars. Yeah, that's fair too. Yeah, he's got good weed. Yeah. He's got good weed.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

Rent is due in 13 days. Yep, there it is. HD. That's I'm gonna get that jersey. Oh, he has jerseys on smoking weed now. These are all jerseys.

SPEAKER_04 35:50

40 fucking seven dollars?

unknown 35:53

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

You gotta keep in mind, he definitely hasn't produced any of this yet. It's all pre-order stuff.

SPEAKER_04 36:00

None of them say strange. There's no way strange.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

There's no way he's giving you your money back. No way, man. No, you'll never see the product, you'll never see the money. Hey, click on that hoodie with his tits.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

I like the green. What are these prices? The 43. That's what I'm saying, bro.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

It's the same price as the jersey.

SPEAKER_04 36:23

Candid. This is nuts. Big nipples confirmed. Casey, what is Slam Frank?

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Slam Frank is a Broadway play uh for Pride Month. And it's uh they're doing it basically, Anne Frank coming out of the closet because she never got the chance to. They're not saying she's gay. They're not saying it. They're saying What if she was? She never got the chance to say if she was or not, which is obviously like a I mean, I've thought about it multiple times in my life. I I say Anne Frank died prematurely. What if she was a dike or lesbian or she likes to think about both sides?

SPEAKER_04 37:02

I was thinking about this the other day.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Most people do. Yeah, most people do, and that's why they're doing this play.

SPEAKER_04 37:08

It's been it's been driving me. I'm gonna be honest with you, it's been driving me up a fucking wall since sixth grade.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

I haven't gone to work in weeks. I like I personally have not heard enough about Jews. Like, I I want to hear more. I'm seeking more. I want to know, like, was anybody at Auschwitz gay? Was anybody Yeah, very I'm not I'm not a regular Jerry Seinfeld type. You can't pay me to be in the B movie. You can pay a Jew to do anything. You can pay him to be a B in a fucking movie in a cartoon, and he'll say, Yeah. One of the most famous comedians of all time, so money hungry he'll be a B in a movie. That's the most Jewish shit I've ever heard of.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

The movie was kind of Jess. Bro, the movie was alright, dude. Bro, speaking of movies, I watched Bad News Bears today.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

Good movie. That's a fucking funny movie. Bad News Bears is funny. Billy Bob Thornton's the man. He's the fucking man, dude. Billy Bob. Well, no, he's not. You don't think he's the man? Look at Billy Bob Thornton outfit any day of the week. Is he dressed like a dumbass?

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Hey, look up, actually, look up this Donovan.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Look up Billy Bob Thor. NASCAR song.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

Does he actually dress like Ricky Bobby's dad?

SPEAKER_02 38:15

No, he dresses like a f look up Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Perfect. Play this. Okay, yeah, that's it right there. Okay. Oh, we don't have the capture card anyway. This is just for you guys.

SPEAKER_04 38:41

Is he wearing a turban underneath his underwear? Scratch it.

SPEAKER_02 38:46

Uh Wednesday last week. He looks like a magician Wednesday last week. They're all equally a shitty. He looks like a street magician. Yeah, he looks lame as fucking stupid bitch.

SPEAKER_04 38:57

He looks like Billy Ray Cyrus. He looks like he's dressing like Chris Angel.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Dude, he wears a do-rag and a fucking future top hat. He dresses like Chris Angel. That's kind of tough. That's not tough at all. There you go. That's a normal everyday option for Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah. Watch Jack Sparrow take on the oil. That's Taylor Sheridan's latest fucking dog shit word.

SPEAKER_04 39:23

Billy Bob Thornton is kind of okay. On screen though, he's the man.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

On screen he's the man because he's pretending to be the man.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

It's like the same thing as Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro on screen doesn't use it. He wears shoulder pads.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

But on screen, Robert De Niro wears shoulder pads? He literally wears shoulder pads, yeah. Really?

SPEAKER_04 39:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

To look tougher.

unknown 39:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:42

Like on some football shit?

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Like on some football shit.

SPEAKER_04 39:44

Like on some Ray Lewis shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Like on some Ray.

SPEAKER_04 39:47

Look up uh there's so much editing for me to add into this shit. He he does dress like Cam Newton, though. Billy Bob Thornton dresses like Cam Newton. We're pulling up way too much stuff. It's not on his job. I know, but I don't have to put all the.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

Go back. That. Holy shit, dude. What's he doing? He's wearing a flat jacket. He's wearing like that's reserved for Lamar Jackson. Also, he's wearing fucking ginormous boots. That's reserved for Chappelle Rowan. And he's bow legged.

SPEAKER_00 40:23

Is that to make him look taller?

SPEAKER_02 40:25

Yeah. This is an Italian guy from a pizza shop. It's not a mobster. At all. Dude, it's it's hard to forget that these Hollywood tough guys are just like theatrical.

SPEAKER_04 40:36

It's so funny too, because like you think of like the most badass guy in a movie that you know, and like they were still like a theater nerd. Exactly. Like they were a fucking theater loser that made a handsome.

SPEAKER_02 40:48

Yeah, sing song and dance shit. Yeah. Sing a song and musical, and everybody.

SPEAKER_04 40:51

But Brad Pitt in high school was like up there doing Mary Poppins bullshit on stage. Yes. Like people were making fun of it.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Everybody forgets these people were fucking gay.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

Yeah, they were still fucking gay. Now they're cool. They're cool now because they have a shit ton of money. Well, they go through the whole Hollywood thing. But like, but if you were Brad Pitt and like you didn't like make it all the way to the A-list, like top-tier celebrity status, yeah. You still look like Brad Pitt, but you're a fucking loser.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

Like doing doing like well, I will say Brad Pitt had a he had the gold. You can't look like Brad Pitt and be a loser. It's impossible. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:24

He would have done some way or another hedge fund manager. He would have he would have. Yeah. Yeah, but he but you can't say that because he made it though. There are plenty of other Brad Pitt out there that you don't know about because they're still doing the fucking sing-song dance bullshit on stage.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

You've got to go up with a different actor's name, and I'd agree with you. But if there's another Brad Pitt out there, because they already made it.

SPEAKER_04 41:42

They already made it. There's plenty of people out there who like Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is a fucking f you gotta stop saying that.

SPEAKER_02 41:51

I'm not saying I'm I've clarified that I'm not saying it in a gay way. I'm saying it as in like you're a fucking dumbass. Yeah, I that's not I'm not being homophobic at all, though I am. Yeah, but YouTube doesn't give a shit. True. Alright, cut the f stuff out. Brad Pitt, I get yeah. Brad Pitt looks like he played baseball. Brad Pitt played basketball. Brad Pitt, he might have just realized he was handsome and been like, alright, I can I guess I can quit this fucking lawnmowing job and go be an actor. Something happened there.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

He was a theater kid, bro. He was definitely a theater kid, right? I mean, they all are. What was he? Because like Matthew McConaughey wasn't a theater kid. He just happened to like find it. Matthew McConaughey was most definitely a theater kid. Yeah, he just found it in college. Like he literally got to be asked uh was asked to be an extra. Because of how handsome he was? Because he was just vibing. And then he comes and he was like, oh shit, I like that.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

It sounds like a lie Matthew McConaughey made up. It does. Yeah, it does sound like this sounds like Matthew McConaughey said this too.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Datthew McConaughey tell you this shit? I think he did say it on an interview. It's like in his book or whatever. I didn't I didn't listen to his book, but he was talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

If an actor writes a book, first of all, they didn't write that shit. No. And most of it has to not be true. I think a lot of autobiographies are written about. Speaking of Matthew McConaughey Donovan finally pulled the fuck up. Matthew McConaughey is a great actor. No, that's why I think he is Matthew McConnell.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

Because like if you look at like Brad Pitt, but Brad Pitt's like he's a good actor. He's not that great of an actor. He has ranch. He's just Brad Pitt has ranch. But no, he's just super handsome.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

Yeah, he's super handsome and that makes him appealing, but Brad Pitt can be a good one. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:21

Okay, but when it comes to acting movie and Jesse Plemens, I would say is a better actor than Brad Pitt. No shit. But he doesn't look as good as Brad Pitt.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Yeah, but that's why Jesse Plemens plays weirdos, which it it highlights him in being a weirdo because he looks like a fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_04 43:37

You'd fall for the trap every time. He's done it before. Which movie? Mike and Joe Black. The Jamaican accent. 12 Monkeys. Oh, yeah. Whatever the fuck that was. Take me on live. He played a schizophrenic guy in like in uh in the this movie called 12 Monkeys, and he actually checked himself into like a mental hospital to like just spend like a bunch of time with him. I mean, he was.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

He's had good things. I did you guys watch Bullet Train?

SPEAKER_04 44:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

That was good. That was classic Brad Pitt, but it was good. There was like humor and action.

SPEAKER_04 44:08

Yeah, the one with the Thomas the Train stuff?

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Brad Pitt is good at what he does.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

Whether it's I don't think you're not.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

When you break down the case, he doesn't most of the places like the same.

SPEAKER_04 44:21

I think they're the same role most of the time.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

Because every role handsome guy, but like in uh what's that movie where it gets shot in the head in the closet?

SPEAKER_04 44:31

Burn after eating?

SPEAKER_02 44:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:33

The movie sucked.

SPEAKER_02 44:34

Dude, that movie's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

That movie fucking sucks. That's a fucking great movie.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

John Malkovich and Brad Pitt, are you kidding me? That movie fucking rocks.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

Who was it made for? The movie sucks, dude.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

It's made for me. That was good. The lead wrote Brad Pitt getting shot halfway through the movie and dying. Bro, the end of the movie movie. And then the rest getting carried by John Malcolm. Burn after reading.

SPEAKER_04 44:55

Yeah. You shouldn't have read it. George Clooney was still in that one, too, right? George Clooney. George Clooney.

SPEAKER_02 45:01

You can't steer me away from George Clooney and Brad Pitt movie together. You can't. That was a good movie. It was fun. It's not supposed to be like some kind of like hogs. Clav is cool because it's insane, bro.

SPEAKER_04 45:17

He's a handsome guy who's like Klein Gosselin. His favorite actors are Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, like all the fucking things. My favorite actor is probably It's 100% Ryan Gosling, dude. It's not. Did you post on your interesting thing? I watch anything he's in. Hell yeah, it changed the Ryan Gosseling.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

It's funny to make Ryan Gosling like white boy drinking humor. That's funny because he's not that. He's a gay theater kid. Ryan Gosling is the epitome of a gay theater kid.

SPEAKER_04 45:43

Yeah, but Ryan Gosling has more range than Brad Pitt. He does. I'll say that. He'll play rom-com, he'll play Oscar.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

I'd say Ryan Gosling's a way better actor than Brad Pitt. Yeah, okay. And he's not been in as good of movies, but I I prefer him. He'd prefer him. Yeah. And I'd rifer him to my bedroom. Whatever, dude. Who gives a fuck? I'm just saying, like, you are like, coincidentally, they study that handsome guys are more persuasive and you'll you'll follow them better, like Clav. But I don't like Clav because he's a handsome guy. I like Clav because Clav, like the clips I've seen, anybody that says anything to him, he's like, whatever, like fuck you. It's just like uh he's do he's whatever he's doing, dude. You have middle school mentality. Well, what he's doing is psychotic, but he's doing it. You you guys think people think what we're doing is normal? No, fuck. We have 140 followers. People think we're fucking retarded. Yeah, dude. And we're still doing it. That's the same thing. We think we're funny. I think 140 people don't.

SPEAKER_04 46:41

I think you're no, they think we're funny. Well, they do.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

The rest of the world doesn't. Or they haven't found us yet.

SPEAKER_04 46:45

But one day, whenever, bro, if maybe one day closest friends came to you, his wife said that you look like Ryan Gosselin, bro. That's the whole reason you're still keeping up with this podcast. Brother, it's half the reason it reset his contract for like he's like, all right, you got me for 20 more episodes. Yeah, that was a fun night. That was a fun night. But that was a fucking best night.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

I don't know. I don't know. I just I I have respect for people that do things that are like trying to be persuaded not to do them. Like whether it's right or wrong, like thinking like I should do this, and everybody's saying like you're fucking stupid and gay. Like, I'm gonna do it anyways. I think it's cool.

SPEAKER_04 47:18

He is running like a like a multi-million dollar nightclub right now. He is. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

He's not even legally old enough to do it.

SPEAKER_04 47:23

You think Adrian Broner's gonna go there and get fucked up? He's gonna go swallow throw up the club's night. Dude, that shit is fucking killing me, dog. That shit is killing me, dude. Explain this shit, dude. Explain it, please.

SPEAKER_02 47:34

Adrian Broner's teamed up, uh he's teamed up with some fucking some young guy who streams, who brings A B everywhere. And A B is now a full-fledged alcoholic. Um, and he just every video I see of him, he's like chugging his last drink. Like they're about to go to bed, and he's like chugging a drink or taking a shot. He's got the craziest beer belly now. And bro, it's nuts. He's got the craziest beer belly. He's got like full-on like unk build. Like he's not fat, but it's like, dude, you've been drinking, dude. Uh but he he'll chug a drink or take a shot and throw up in his mouth. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 48:14

This is not the best one, but this is one of them. He goes, watch it. Dude, the noise he makes is so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_02 48:19

He goes, find another one. That that one has to have sound. It is so fucking funny. One word, like he straight up bumbles up his mouth and puts his fist over his mouth, swallows it, and just keeps on talking like Instagram model bitches.

SPEAKER_04 48:35

Dude, all the comments are like, yeah, that counts as two shots.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

This is what is this?

SPEAKER_04 48:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Chugging out the bottle. There you go. This is YN. There it is. Swallows it, swallows it. Swallows it. Oh, I've not seen this one.

SPEAKER_06 49:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 49:08

Imagine.

SPEAKER_01 49:12

Gentlemen, will you look up uh will you look up you guys can you guys can judge me if you want to, but look up uh Adrian Broner tells DDG, let it go. They're wearing magic outfits. It's one of the funniest fucking. They wear magic outfits every stream.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

They're doing uh I just saw this on Twitter, they're doing a seven-day stream-a-thon. I'm gonna tune in, I'm not gonna lie. Hey beats the bro, I'm telling he's the funniest motherfucker out, but it's it's one of the funnier things I've seen. This guy, Adrian Broner's streaming career, is funnier than like a lot of comedians' careers.

SPEAKER_04 49:41

He's like he's he doesn't mean to be funny either. That's the funny thing. No, he's literally like a uh and he's also just like just blacked out. Yeah, he's not his dog. He's he's like the white version of the boondog skin. He's the fucking the white kid, he's like a black version of that white the white kid Josh or whatever. It's like drunk all the time on Danny Danny Duncan's videos.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

He's he's black shoe nice. So A B Adrian Bronner got caught flirting with this guy's wife, and this guy comes up to Adrian Bronner and says, You're a four-time world champion, I can't whoop your ass. What am I supposed to do? And uh Adrian Boner's drunk ass said, Let it go. Dude, if uh I have to do Huey, you gotta get Instagram. I've been thinking about um maybe like a little mini segment we can do on here since you don't have social medias. Just putting them on. We can uh we can each pick one video. It can be a five-minute segment. We'll say, All right, Huey, watch this. And kind of like showing uh fire like fire to a caveman. Yeah show them the most absurd thing we can find. Uh one person gets to do it.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

Don't watch Donovan's timeline, dude, please. Donovan, don't you you're you're not participating in this. Donovan I'll lose faith in humanity. Bro, Donovan's timeline fucking kills me, dog. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

It's literally me and Donovan share a lot of good videos together. It's it's we we get some fucking weird.

SPEAKER_04 50:57

I just like the the idea of him like about to be a dad and like he's holding his baby in his hand and like just scrolling on his phone with the other one, and it's just the most fucking flagrant, retarded shit you've ever seen.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

I'm getting to like the weirdest part of that where I'll be watching uh my algorithm and Reese will look over my shoulder and she'll be like, Dad, who's that? I don't know. It's always funny because like she doing.

SPEAKER_04 51:19

They always have like sub 100 likes on the videos. Like, but it's so funny like Donovan is the only person watching this shit.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Yeah. I think if next time I'm drunk driving in 15 minutes, I'm gonna take one.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

And I think that'll pull up maybe baby.

SPEAKER_03 51:36

Call my phone and say you need baby. I can't stop listening to it.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

You gotta teach me everything.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

I was getting into it with David the other night.

SPEAKER_02 51:46

Do we have a speaker in here? Can we can we pre-game this last 30 minutes with that song?

SPEAKER_04 51:50

I'll we'll have to bump it after. I'll have to bump it after. It's delayed gratification. It's the walk ups. This is the real world-up song. I listened to that song Celebratory's home.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

If I'm in the mood to have fun, if I'm in the mood to fuck.

SPEAKER_04 52:04

Bro, it's uh I we were I was talking to David about this shit. Or we were playing rock. You're talking to David about this. Oh, Kanye shit.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

David's pleas rage baiting you for sure. There's no one.

SPEAKER_04 52:14

He was 100% rage baiting me, and it was kind of working. It was kind of getting under my fucking skin. There's a couple songs on an album.

SPEAKER_02 52:21

Dog shit, goat shit. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. There was one called Whisper My Name. Dude, it's so tough. I was showing Hughie this one earlier. That shit. That's why that gave me the courage to be like, fuck this fucking job. Bro, they're gonna do it like that. Fuck them. I listen to every morning on the way to work. That's the last song I listened to, pulling into the party. Whisper my name? Is Whisper My Name.

SPEAKER_04 52:45

Bro, it's it's uh there is a few I okay. I haven't listened to the entire like album all the way through, but like the few songs that I have heard, I can't stop listening to the game. Just dude.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

Girls in Atlanta call me Santa? Girls in Atlanta call me Santa. We're not rolling, are we? Yeah, it's oh oh. Yeah, girls in Atlanta called me Santa. Girls at Lana called me Santa.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

So tough, dude. Yeah, David was gaslighting the fuck out of me and like rage bait me telling me that like Drake is the goat and how he's so much better than Kanye. And it was getting under my skin. And then I listened to Iceman, like a few songs off of it, and I was like, I understand why he's saying it right now.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Dude, there's exact moment there's some songs on there, bro. But it was bro, uh Janice shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 53:31

I have listened to that song a hundred times.

SPEAKER_02 53:33

Those are songs that like as a white dude, like I can like relate to and like get hyped behind. Like it's not all about it's like it's not about dealing dope and like fucking hookers and whatever. It's like shit, like you could pull up to an office job and get like hyped up to fucking Drake. No, Drake's been running the game for a minute. Like, I'm not like anybody can get hyped up to and I liked uh Whisper My Name when he was uh he kind of dyskendrick a little bit. He said uh what'd he say? People he said something about like people with white guilt listening to your music, and that's how that's how yeah, that's how your song is like.

SPEAKER_04 54:05

There's a lot of that, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

There's a lot of that. And people listening to Drake, they don't think like man, I'm such a shitty white guy. You think dude, I'm the man.

SPEAKER_04 54:13

I'm gonna go ahead and say that most of Drake's fan bases are white guys, though.

SPEAKER_02 54:18

And being one, I'll say that that's fine. And I'll say that I prefer Drake over Kendrick.

SPEAKER_04 54:25

The delusion that Drake has that he thinks like not it's not mostly white people listening to his shit. It's kind of crazy. He's a rapper from Kendrick.

SPEAKER_02 54:34

Drake, Drake knows mostly white people. He goes on the Nelk Boys stuff. He knows mostly white people listening to that stuff, and that's why he said people with white guilt listen to your music, and that's why I get fulfill fulfillment out of that. The white dudes listening to Drake are just like turned up. Yeah, well, also licker out the bottle.

SPEAKER_04 54:49

Kendrick does turn around at his concert and be like, hey, you guys can't sing half these lyrics. Also, dude, that was miss me with that shit. That was it. If I pay for a ticket and he said I can't sing, paid $600. You talking about I can't sing this song. He fucking the I thought like a light comes on. Hey, no, you yeah. He's got spotlights ready, like on stage. Seat H200. I saw you. I saw you. Some sp some fucking show me your genealogy. United Airlines shit. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Which Kendrick has some like obviously he's got he's got songs. I mean Kendrick is a better He's a better rapper. Better rapper, yeah. I think Drake was a better artist. Making hits and being like a for everybody. Drake is for everybody.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

Drake's got the hooks. Drake is for everybody. He's Drake's got the hooks. Me and Q were talking about whenever you got here. He's bro, he's great.

SPEAKER_02 55:33

Drake is great. I'm I I didn't like him for a long time.

SPEAKER_04 55:36

You've been hating on Drake for the longest time, but I would put on Madonna and you'd sing the whole song. Yeah, is that B still like uh sorry?

SPEAKER_02 55:43

I don't think I think it's Drake and Madonna.

SPEAKER_04 55:44

Is it Drake and Kendrick? Oh is it long?

SPEAKER_02 55:47

He's he's dis Drake like two or three times, or he's disked Kendrick two or three times in his latest album.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

Kendrick's gonna come out like he's gonna come back with like a like a fucking 10 disc album. He's like the Dave Chappelle of the rap game. Is that gonna come back and just like fucking kill you on stage? Yeah, verbally.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

Listening to Kendrick's disc tracks are good if you're listening for it sounds like tracks, but if you listen to it like I want to hear a song, yeah, it's fucking funny. It's not good. Yeah, like trying to like have fun to Kendrick is like uh trying to stay alive.

SPEAKER_04 56:21

You gotta be like depressed and like want to have a really good lift in the gym to like appreciate Kendrick's lyrics.

SPEAKER_02 56:26

Yeah, but then also like I've never been shot at in Compton. I've opened a bottle of champagne with my stepmom, like it.

SPEAKER_04 56:34

What a white lady.

SPEAKER_02 56:34

I put on a face mask before. Me and white people are a lot.

SPEAKER_04 56:38

I I own dry shampoo. Yeah, I can listen to Drake.

SPEAKER_02 56:41

Yeah, regular white dudes have a lot in common with the richest dude in Canada. Like, that's the rich. He's making Justin Trudovia. It's just like every southern, every southern kid with rich parents knows what Drake is talking about. For sure.

SPEAKER_04 56:57

That's why fucking that's why uh they've been to the same resorts. Well, because the white white girls like them. It's really what it comes down to, is what white girls listen to. Yeah, that's the that's the biggest thing. And it starts in high school. You got white oh oh uh so and so's driving. KC's driving us to the to the function. White girls are gonna be in the car. You're like, all right, we gotta play some of the cards.

SPEAKER_02 57:17

Dude, if I got girls in the car, I'm sure as shit not playing fucking Kendrick. Oh, yeah. You guys heard the case. You're not playing West Side Gun yet.

SPEAKER_04 57:24

Come on, phone and say you need me, baby. You're not playing West Side Gun in that car. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 57:30

Oh, dude, leaving the place. Yeah, once I get like drunk, I want to hear what I want to do.

SPEAKER_04 57:34

I'll play that. But on the way there, that's post-nut shit. Yeah. That's post that's post nut tunes. Shut up, bitch. That's a post-nut tunes. I mean, you catch your cooking crack. I got to I got the push. That's that post pull project pet that all is going on. Turn it out.

SPEAKER_05 57:52

No.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

Pocket full of link. Hate a can you dude? Project Pat's greatest rapper of all time. I'm tired of not, bro. As far as hooks and flows, Project Patrick. Project Pat is everything the rap is now, man.

SPEAKER_04 58:08

I love his intro.

SPEAKER_02 58:09

36 Mafia beats, the fucking hooks. They were like the original.

SPEAKER_04 58:13

They weren't even really like mumble rappers. No. But I feel like they paved the way for mumble rappers in a weird way. They did. If that makes sense. Like trap, maybe trap rap. Trap for sure. Trap rap for sure.

SPEAKER_02 58:25

Doing coke on the tour bus. Yeah. Fugging the bitch on the back of the bus.

SPEAKER_04 58:28

Running the train on a white girl.

SPEAKER_02 58:29

Yeah, always white girls, too. They never talk about running training.

SPEAKER_04 58:32

Oh, yeah, that's the reparations. Juicy J, I know who you are. That's the 3-6 reparations. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

That was what they do. Dude, as far as the best rapper from 3-6, it's Project Pat. Project Pat. Juicy J. Whatever.

SPEAKER_04 58:44

His I Choose You read mix, dude? Bro. Come on now.

SPEAKER_02 58:47

Dude, you can't go wrong with Project Pat. Anybody's in the car, they know a Project Pat song. Come on now. My grandma knows a Project Pat song.

SPEAKER_04 58:54

I remember being five years old and like listening, like my aunts would put on popping my collar. Your grandma thinks Project Pat is an HC TV show. Is that the plumber? You should go work for him. You should really go work for him. I think he'd be. Yeah. Have you heard of this new plumber plumber called Project Pat?

SPEAKER_02 59:11

I mean, to me, I mean it means nothing, I guess. Fuck it, dude. Project Pat saved my life. But yes, yes. That was his biggest project. He's like, fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_04 59:20

I'm gonna save that. That's how they made the 3-6 mafia. I need to bring in some guys to fix this guy's fucking life.

SPEAKER_02 59:27

But they were on some weird shit. The Memphis rap was on some weird shit. When 3-6 Mafia came out, it was on a lot of like weird, dark, devil worship and shit. Yeah, 3-6. Exactly. But the beat, like they got into some weird shit.

SPEAKER_04 59:41

I'll see clips of Project Pat in church, like preaching now.

SPEAKER_02 59:44

Yeah, Project Pat, bro. I'm telling you, Project Pat's a man. He's a fucking man. Best rapper of all time. Him and Webby. Webby's awesome. Webby's fucking awesome. You don't know, but you do.

SPEAKER_04 59:54

Do you have a favorite double XL Cipher? I mean, it's gotta be 2016.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

I'll tell you the worst one's probably XXX Tentacion. Is that 2016? That's definitely 2016. His one might be terrible.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:06

Whichever one had designer on it. That's 2016. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:10

Yeah, that one had Lil' Uzi on it also. Yeah, had Uzi at 21 Savage. It I used to be a retard, but it was a different video. Okay. 2016 was like uh it was Uzi Designer Denzel Curry.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

Denzel Curry 21 21 Savage.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:26

Okay, I'm a little lineup right there.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

Okay, that one, that one, yeah, yeah. Lil'Yachty.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:30

Donovan, click on that picture right there. Zoom in?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:34

Yeah, that one's great.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:35

Bro, Kodak, yes. Kodak, as rappers right now, Kodak is one of the best.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:41

Kodak is one of the best rappers. That one's phenomenal. Kodak, bro. Designer was 2017. Do you ever just like throw on like I water on my butt like a tug?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:50

Just throw on random, like shuffle Kodak. This shit is crazy, dude. Crazy. Like, should've after this pod. Dude, I'm gonna show you some shit. Should have I bruh, I'm gonna show you.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:06

There was something in the air in 2016, though. Because like I was looking at this the other day. Yeah, it was fucking Adderall and We Spoke. For the for the long, I know like for the longest time, like it was like a trend to be like, oh, 2016 music was the best. I was like, everyone just saw that viral tweet. It really was. It really was. That's what I'm saying. I look back on it. There's so many good fucking albums that came out in 2016. Life of Pablo came out in 2016.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:24

There was, but then that was also like the last time anybody our age was like careless and like carefree, happy. Like their mom hates them, but they got half a gram of weed in the bedroom. Like there's nothing that could stop you.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:36

I wonder if that was the last year before like the continuous scroll on Instagram. Because it used to be, you got the top of your timeline. Alright, it's time to go outside. I've seen everything. It did used to be like that. It did. It keeps it force feeds you shit. Now it wasn't Instagram Reels. Instagram, Instagram is a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:52

Every app has a thing where you can watch videos endlessly. Endlessly, yeah. And if you scroll up, you'll see posts from people you don't follow, recommended shit. Don, let's all it's a cancer. Let's do a deep dive. When did the continuous scroll begin on Instagram?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:06

Holy shit, dude. I do remember those days, bro. Like, oh fuck, dude, it's starting to show me the same shoe. You couldn't see anything else.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:11

Dude, yeah, but if you followed the last video, you wouldn't reload. Like Twitter back in the day, when it got really late at night, I was scrolling the top, nothing would come back up. Now it's a video of some guy in the UK dying. Yes, fuck. But uh I don't think you did, mate. No, I don't think so, mate. I don't think so, mate. I don't think you got stabbed, mate. Fuck you, fuck it. You got fucking stabbed. I had you would put it. I'm saying that if you're a cop in the UK, fuck you, dude. You fucking pisser. Uh fuck 999. That's what they dial in the UK. It says continuous. Oh, introduction.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:46

2016. Damn. Huey was ball. Huey's.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:54

When was the last time you got on Instagram?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:56

Tell me 2019.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:56

2016.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:57

Tell me 2016.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:59

Tell me 2016. It was like 2024. It was 2016, dude. 2024 is when I deleted my Instagram. Hey, Donovan, ask Chat GPT when the last time Huey was on uh Instagram first. 2020 COVID times.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:13

Everybody was on Reels in COVID times. TikTok popped off than Instagram. But I'll say no, Instagram Reels has far surpassed TikTok. Most people I know are watching Instagram Reels.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:23

There hasn't been a better double XL cipher since 2016. Instagram launched, they started launching the continuous scroll in 2016. I gotta be honest with you. I think 2016 was like the only good double XL.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

Look up 2018 Double XL. Because I'm sure everything after 2016 was dog shit, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:41

Look up 2018 Double XL. I think everybody from the 2016 like freshman list made it. After that, it was like a dime a dozen.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:49

Is this little pump on there? No, it's trippy red. Ski mask, little pump, smoke perp. Is that J.I.D. J.D. never came to fruition, dude. You're supposed to. You supposed to know. You don't like J.I.D. no more? I do, but he's on like that boom, boom bop. Like he's he's cool. He's what Kenny Mason is becoming, is what GID JID was supposed to be. Kenny Mason's probably the coolest rapper there is right now. Also he makes the genres, that's why. Dude, Paris, Texas. Paris, Texas is as far as man, that's probably like, as far as like actual artists go, it's the only creative rap I've been hearing lately at all, is Paris, Texas. I don't even know how that is. It's a rap duo, it's two guys, and it's like a mix of rap and rock, and they constantly they go back and forth on whether they're rack rap or rock and dude. They're Paris, Texas is fucking awesome, dude. That's the best music group that there is right now. I've seen these guys. They picked up the pin where Brock Hampton uh dropped. These guys are better. These bro, I'm telling you, and they do a lot with Kenny Mason too. A lot with Kenny Mason. Every time Paris Texas drops an album, Kenny Mason's on it. And every time Paris Texas drops an album, Kenny Mason is on it. And if you're not sure. Vice versa. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:13

Is Kenny Mason from Atlanta? Kenny Mason is from Atlanta.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:16

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:17

You rip him so hard that I thought he was from Houston.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:19

No. No. I heard uh Kenny Mason one time and I said, holy shit. Dude, the one I've got to do. The Kenny Mason ciphers are crazy. They are as far as like rap goes, which we've I probably see. That shit is with uh looking at me talking about like oh what I think about rap. People think I'm fucking retarded. Like, what do I know?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:40

If I didn't know who Rick Rubin was, I thought it was like you're Rick Rubin and be like, dude, shut the fuck up. When are you talking about rap, bro?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:46

I am Rick Rubin. Look at how I'm sitting. I'm Rick Rubin. Kenny Mason, those pictures are all gay as hell. But Kenny Mason's phenomenal, dude. Kenny Mason is so versatile. Uh, every album has so much different sounds. On it. He does rap, rock, rap, rock. Yeah, I like the guys who make the jobs. He does every single op. And he's dude. Listen to one of his. When this ends, I'm that's what I'm gonna show you instead of the other stuff. I'm gonna show you a cipher. It's his own cipher that he put out on his own. My god. Are we still listening to Shut the Fuck Up, Janet? Yeah, we will. Before I drive home, I'm listening to Shut the Fuck Up Janice before I leave this building. Okay. On the subject of artists.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:28

Do you remember that one up and coming artist? His name is like D4 V I Dor. His name's like David, but it's like D4 V ID. Murderer. Yeah, the guy who's murderer. No, it chopped up a body and put it in a test. Dude, that shit was fucking nuts. Yeah, also. That's gonna be a crazy documentary.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:51

He made songs about it. It's uh there's a YouTube documentary about when Netflix gets it. I'll watch it. But for now, I'm learning about it on TikTok, and uh everything I learned is crazy. He didn't crazy this was a theory over a year ago that he did it and he's just now in custody.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:06

Bro, he did the shit that Yan Melli thought he did.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:09

Why am what YNW Melli, he has yet to go to trial. They keep pushing it back. He's fucking crazy. He's like seven years supposed to go to trial, not done it yet. He's fucking Jimmy Hoffman. All I need to know, dude. I think he did it. And also, if you hear that song, that song, he kind of just can feel at a whole fucking bit about just confessing all your crimes. Well, which uh with the young club case, they they came to the conclusion that they would not use his lyrics against him, but they're using it, they get to pick and choose whose lyrics uh whose sorry whose lyrics they used against who. And it's kind of to me that is unfair. I think you should be able to use all of it against whoever rather than none of it against uh nobody. If I if I got on a song right now and said I killed somebody, I think the police have every right to investigate what the fuck I'm talking about. Okay, you put it that way. If I'm gonna claim I killed it, there's a dead guy and I claimed I killed him. I think if you guys want to look into it. I probably shouldn't have said that and also re-recorded it multiple times and told someone, put that out. Bro, Drake put that on my album. Too subliminal.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:22

It was pretty subliminal. And also he didn't. He heard rumors of he did it and he fed into the side. Well, you heard Janice shut the fuck up and you're like, Yeah, Drake didn't do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:28

Drake definitely didn't do it, dude. He made that music video for clicks. You think so?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:33

Yeah, you don't think Drake has something to do with that?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:34

Drake is doing advertisements for like gambling apps now. That's all I needed to know. It's all about the clicks. It's all Drake is gay. Like Drake's not the coolest guy ever, but he makes great music. And he killed X. If you ever hit me up and asked me if I wanted to chill, I'd I'd leave it. All right, let me ask you something. Drake and Claver. At the same time.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:52

Drake and Clav. I'm surprised that has not happened. It will. It definitely is coming. It's in the works.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:57

Wait for him to heal from his rhinoplast surgery. Once he gets his nose done, which he is. Who Clav?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:02

Yeah, Clav's know all this shit, dude. Dude, you always know the fucking inside scoop on all the fucking gay guys on Instagram. Clav's not gay.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

Clav fucks the last stream I saw of Clav, he had some bitch stroking his dick on a Not even kidding. I saw that on an accident. I was a Twitter clip. I rewrite it like 12 times. Some lady touched his dick and he's like, hey, yeah, just keep doing that until I get hard. Really? And he just like kept talking to the mic while this lady was like rubbing his dick. Dude, that is so that's so tough. Too much for me. So tough.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:33

Drake's gonna have a freestyle. It's 5 a.m. in Miami in his fucking clavicular.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:38

Yeah. Fractured clavicular. That's the name of the song.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:42

Fractured clavicular?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:44

They're gonna be friends and they're gonna break up as friends, and it's gonna be fractured. It is a matter of time, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:48

Clav's gonna be in the studio fairly quickly. Surely. Fairly quickly. Surely. Surely.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:55

Who's that little Indian streamer? I'm seeing really sad videos of Clav where people are like, alright, we see where you are now. But what would 13-year-old think of you? Like, what is your mindset? Oh, I just got bullied and blah, blah, blah. I wouldn't think any different. Like it's sad, bro. Like this guy, he he gave himself up for you guys as like a social media guy. Yeah, he gave himself up for you. He's basically Jesus.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:21

He's talking about clav like he's Jesus. He mogs for your sins.

unknown 1:10:25

He does.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:26

He mogs, he mogs for your sins. He mogs for those who can't. And that's fine, dude. That's fine. I'm not saying, oh get it. She wanna hang with an Indian. She wanna hang with you. She wanna hang with an Indian. You talk about clav. Get this cheat out of here. No, Clev, Clab's gay and all that shit, but Clav, like he's cool for what he's doing, bro. Because everybody's saying this lamb and he's still doing it. And that's all. Gosh, bro. Basically, Callahan was trying to like shit on him. He was like, nah, bro, you're actually kind of ugly. Like, you could use what I'm saying. That's what Clav told him? Pretty much, yeah. He's like, there's nothing about you you would change. And Andrew Callahan was like, no. And he's like, Are you sure?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

Well, he asked him, he's like, Are you happy with yourself when you wake up? I'm like, I believe Andrew Callahan. Like, he's like, Yeah, I'm I'm like pretty content with myself.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:14

You know, I don't believe Andrew Callahan. I don't. I've seen pictures of him. He has a mirror. I'm not saying I'm anything special, but I'll say I'm more than Andrew Callahan has. The the the clavicular, it's it's like a symptom of it is. Yeah, like I haven't got hosed in so long. I want to get hosed so bad, I'm gonna change everything about myself to fuck something. Okay, so you're changing my fucking opinion about you, dude. You being like on being sheltered too long.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:42

Clove's cool. I'm not it's not someone, it's not someone that's not hateful, he's not somebody you should hate, but you he's someone that's not cool, but you should be like studied basically.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:50

His mentality is cool. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:52

Yeah, so it's Aaron fucking Hernandez's awesome, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:56

Yeah, that's fair. He did that shit. Shot in for fucking Brady and kill people, bro. Every rapper ever wants to be that Bill Billich. Do you think Kodak Kodak goes by Bill? You don't think he ever wanted to kill somebody and compare himself to I think Kodak Black might be the most innocent soul on the planet, actually. No, dude, he's doing hard drugs and rolling around the street. Have you heard a song Fried Chicken? No, I can't. No. Boy, have I. Okay. Have you? No. This was two days after he got caught, like all perked out, like tweaking in the streets in his underwear, eating fried chicken. He dropped a song called Fried Chicken. Ros is still like perked out in the street. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:35

It was good. He did a Tiger Woods. It's good. He's like that's like a much more healthier Tiger Woods situation right there. I wouldn't say healthier.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:46

Tiger Woods got banned from driving any of Trump's. You gotta do the shade.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:53

Every time I fucking hiccup now, all I could think of is AJ Bro to fucking throw it up.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:59

A B throwing up in his mouth and swallowing it is the funniest shit of 2026. There's nothing that's gonna be funnier than that. Everybody can try to be funnier than A B throwing up and swallowing it. Nobody will ever do it, dude. It's the funniest shit. Bro, standing in front of bitches, throwing up in your mouth, like like swallowing it, being like, all right, like what's going on? He hasn't happened of fucking those girls either. Bro, he does not care. He doesn't give a fuck. I was like, bro, it seems strange where he's talking about beating the fuck out of these bitches. Bro, he'll go up to girls and be like, you know who I am? They're like, no, he's a and swallowing. He's like, I was four-time champ of the world. And they're like, what's that mean? And he's like, shut up, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:43

It's like he's like, he's a he's like a he's like a bug feeding his children. This was in the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

Yeah, it's a bar bitches, dude. Now that he's a famous streamer streamer, now that he's a famous streamer, I saw a video of him. He threw up in his mouth, swallowed it. And some girl, some girl he was talking to, he was like, You gonna make me come later? She's like, of course. And he's like, Alright, bitch, go get us some drinks. And she went off and got drinks and came back. It's a Rick James. Adrian Browner is the fucking man. He fell off so hard and brought himself off. He brought himself back like getting fucked up and throwing up with another young black dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:20

He said it's like a black dude drinking beer, throwing it up. He says like his body's just rejecting it. Yeah, bro. He's got alcohol vitiligo.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:28

He just threw up in a shot glass.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:29

Every fucking video I see of him, he's just throwing up. I think he's allergic. What's crazy is he's allergic.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:40

A B's drinking so much where like every single night. It's not like this is his first shot of the night. This is like his 20th shot of the night. Yeah. He's going hard every night and the 20th, he's championship back up, swallows it, and keeps on trying to fuck bitch. Bro, like it's gotten to the point where it's working. I saw a video. There was a video of another streamer that went, it was it was 6ix9ine. 6ix9ine is a streamer now. He went in, he was like, I'm gonna tell A B bye. He went into this bedroom, he knocked on the door, nobody answered. He went in, and Adrian Bruner is like having missionary sex with this girl on a couch. And then 6ix9ine goes in there and is like, hey bro, I'm leaving. And gives him a fist bump. And A B he just starts like laughing. He's like, Alright, bro, I see you, bro. Fist bumps him while he's fucking mid-stroke. He's fucking ladies and getting drunk as fuck. On stream. Saying bye to 6ix9ine on stream. Don, what time are we at? It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:36

Hey, text when we get home. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. He's just fucking missionary. Just cut the cut the pocket. He's spreading the seed of God. Rampage Jackson shit is hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

Rampage Jackson, did you see his son beat the fuck out of that guy?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:54

Yeah, yeah. He's going to prison for sure. I think so. Is there a trial coming up? Psycho Stew or whatever. How's the guy who's going to be?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:02

Oh, the wrestler he beat up. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:04

What's this? We'll finish off with this. Um, we got our wedding photos back today. I wasn't scrolling through them. Is that a deep fake? No, this is real. This is deep.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:14

If this is real, show me it in cup. This is deep, but it ain't. Show me a coup. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:18

The way he's cupping your face.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:21

You know, honestly, looking at this picture now, I can't remember if we actually kissed or not. It looks like you really surprised him because his hand is not touching yours. You really caught him off guard. Like you swept him off his feet. He has his eyes closed and everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:35

Have you ever heard of uh Sleeping Beauty? Yeah, I heard of him. You woke me up, brother.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:41

You woke him out of a spiritual journey. You're just a high out of your mind.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:45

The flower on my chest. There it is. There it is. Alright, guys, this has been a fun episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:55

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:56

In the middle of Texas. There it is. Oh maybe.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:09

Dude, you're fucking touching his esophagus, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:11

Holy shit. Yeah, throw those boxes away.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:14

Alright, boys. Good pineapple epidemic. Yes, fun one. We had some calories, we had some laughs. We th we threw up a little. Keep it kosher.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:30

Oh yeah, Donovan's gonna have the baby. Beautiful.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:35

Hey yo Keep it kosher.