Nissan al-Gaib - RTB Ep. 22

Sorry about the shorter episode this week. We'll make up for it next week. Drink a beer with us still. Enjoy some laughs :) See ya next Monday

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:03

Good morning Vietnam. Good morning Vietnam. Welcome back. Welcome back.

SPEAKER_03 0:08

Welcome back, Vietnam. Welcome back, Vietnam.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick of this fucking rain that Manhattan's been getting. Alright. It's summertime. I'm trying to have my fucking titties out smoking embalming fluid.

SPEAKER_01 0:20

But you're not kidding. As much as I don't like the rain, I f the mosquitoes. They've been doing a number on me. Mosquitoes? They've been fucking meat up. I'm never tired of it. I feel like these mosquitoes don't really like even kill me that much, but they've been fucking me up lately. The Westnell, it's the Westnell mosquitoes too. Y'all saw that shit? In Manhattan, they tested, they tested uh positive like fucking Westnell mosquitoes or some shit? I don't even know, bro. I'm not even bothered, dude. I'm yeah, dude. I wipe I wipe my face and my ass with the same loofah. Fuck Westnell. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting sucked anyway I can. Alright. Beautiful. What have you boys been up to?

SPEAKER_03 1:03

Gambling.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Yeah, fucking. Casey's a poly market demon right now. Polymarket demon. Dude, yeah, Casey's gone poly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Yeah. Don't ask the other three about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Uh man, I wish I could honestly, it probably is a good sign. I just spent like 20 minutes trying to sign up for poly market and it wouldn't let me approve my shit. That's probably a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:26

It is a good thing because I'm ignoring a lot of things in my life and just gonna be a good thing. Dude, I gamble my soccer.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

I gamble my ass off during like football season, and then like every other season I'm not. And it's probably best if I could just keep it in one season.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Well, this is what's great for me is I got football season, that ends, and I'm bored as fuck forever. I figured out I can just insert soccer. And you do have a point, the low scoring stuff, but when you have money on the games, the low scoring stuff is what makes it so exciting. It's is he gonna make it? No. Is he gonna make it? No. Four or five times later, yes. That guy just skyrocketed the shit into the fans. And also, giving the fans a fucking that's like complaining about oh, there's too many foul balls in baseball. Yeah, but dude, every ball.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

How do you kick it?

SPEAKER_03 2:11

There's more foul balls than home runs for sure.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

A hundred feet above the net. These are the best guys in the world. You get excited.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

Your countries come here to watch you, and then they're all looking at you, get pea shy with soccer. Do you do that shit back? Oh, let's go. Real fans.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Yeah, this is that is why like people get excited like in soccer whenever they score, because like tease like all the Mexican teams.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

No, the Mexican teams are fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

If you don't win, like they do behead everybody on the team when they get back to the country, they kill them all. Sometimes they do kill them all. Like if you don't represent your country to the fullest and win the World Cup, all of you are dead.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

It's like an Eastern European team. Like, if uh for every goal that a goalie doesn't block, like they cut off one of his fingers.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

That's what I'm saying, right? It is like a cut, it's literally a cutthroat sport.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

They have my family. They have the irony is that for every goal they cut off one of my fingers. Yeah, but it makes it more difficult to block the goals. Well, they do it anyway. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

You're shooting me in the foot. That's kind of that that's what happened in the road. In the road, whenever the guys are like missing their thumbs, they must have been like a European goalkeeper, but they fucking they just didn't represent their country.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

I played for Surbia for 12 years.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

I finished the road. I finished it. You did? Dude, it's so fucking grim. It's literally like I've heard, man. Uh you haven't seen the movie or read the book, right? No. Don't do it. Well, I mean, you could probably do it and like it'd just be like a depressing read. But I imagine like if I'm a father and I have a child and I read this book, it's like holy shit. Like I it's just so sad. I could not imagine having a kid and watching that movie. It would make me fucking scared. It would make me scared. That's like that's Cormac McCarthy shit. Like, he's like Is he like is that how all of it because honestly, I'm gonna be I'm gonna keep it a buck. If like The Road and uh No Country for Mold No No Country for Old Men, those like the only two Cormac McCarthy like literature that I know.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

There's like Blood Meridian, which is like also considered like one of his like magnum opuses, like one of his like best. I feel like I do know that one too. That one's uh similar in the sense of like similar to No Country for Old Men, like where you have like a a really complex like psychopath antagonist who has like his own moral philosophy. Like he's actually like very, very intelligent, unstoppable force type shit. Yeah. But blood meridian set in like after like Reconstruction, like after like the Civil War, like 1800s, like late 1800s. Yeah, late 1800s, like Mexican American War. Like uh a bunch like a it's like a band of scalpers are like pursuing like Indians and like uh and like fighting uh Mexicans or whatever, but they're like just committing atrocities basically.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

This is Blood Meridian, yeah, Mexican-American War?

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Yeah, after it's like after after the Mexican American War. So I'm pretty 1800s, like late 1800s, 1870s, something like that. Yeah, I'd pick that one up. I've uh sure. Been wanting to read more. That sounds pretty cool. Is he like for me, he's like a weird author to read because he doesn't use quotations when people speak. Is that every book? That's all that's how he writes.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

I dude, I wrote like this in high school, and my teachers called me retarded for it. Meanwhile, Cormag is just like McCarthy's just making fucking Oscars come to the life.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

Yeah, he's like Stephen King's favorite author or one of his favorite authors.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Yeah, but I used to like whenever I used to like write like that in high school. And they're like, You're not using any quotations. Like, well, it's the end of the world, like it doesn't fucking matter. It's a good story though. Yeah, he does write like that. And honestly, that's what makes it a like an easy read, too. Because I feel like his books are good, but they're like easy reads.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

They're not uh I haven't I like I said I I've only Blood Meridian was difficult for me because I still haven't even finished it actually, but it's been difficult to color because your color blind's a color book, yeah. They just color book the pay. I don't never color inside the lines. Uh he there's like a lot of old English in there, you know? Like if you're reading like a book set in like the 1600s or something like that, and they're actually trying to stay true to how they talk. Yeah, yeah. And then there'll be like whole chapters where it's just like verbosely like describing the setting. He's like describing every single detail, which is cool. It like really paints a picture, but you're like, I don't understand what some of these old ass English descriptions are, you know.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Dude, the road fucking sucks. It's so s I was talking to uh Reagan about this at work. It's like, you see, have you seen you ever seen the movie either? No, you told me about it.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

I honestly wouldn't recommend watching. He's just walking in Oblock. Yeah, I'll watch it. I'm gonna watch it. I would walk through Oblock before I walk through that.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Is it on streaming at all? I don't know. I feel like I've already asked you this also.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

I feel like we rented it when we watched it, bro.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

It's like a couple bucks or like a yeah, it's like three dollars. It doesn't explain what happened to the world, does it?

SPEAKER_01 6:53

No, it doesn't. That's the cool part, too. It's like kind of like leaves it up to your imagination. So Knicks won. The Knicks won, that's what it was. Yeah, I saw those boys lit a school bus on fire. Actually, yeah, it's because the Knicks won. That's what brought us to this. It's because Dallas finally won. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

I did hear like it was actually like kind of clever. It was like, whatever I I think the the game it ended in five games, right? Yeah, 4-1. But some dude was like, that was like my mayor's Muslim, my bagel Jewish, my Christians Dior, Nick's and four. It just like on the spot. Just like that's pretty tough.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Dude, speaking of Hulk Hogan, do you see fucking what's his name? Josh, is it Josh Hokick? John Hogick? Josh Hokett. Josh Hulk. Yeah, dude. Did you see him? His post-fight shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Like, it was like Ma he looked like Macho Man Rainy Savage. I didn't see what he said.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

Did you watch you watched it, right? Yeah. Bro, he gets on there because he's like a fucking cornball. Like after every fight, he just goes up there and starts doing like his whole code. I'm the man with the plan. I'm the beast who has the feast. And like he goes, fuck this. And he just starts ranting about like whatever. He gives God a shout out, which is fucking dope. By the way, that's just dope. And then he goes, only thing left I got to say, Michelle Obama is a man. And then he walks out of the octicon.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

There is uh funny enough, during Hoket's fight, Donald Trump was wearing a Hoket chain. Yeah. And as soon as uh that guy said that, you know, Trump in the background. He took that shit off. He took that shit off immediately.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Dude, they're gonna kill him. They're fucking gonna kill him.

SPEAKER_03 8:35

They don't have to. One of the guys in the octagon is probably.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

But the thing is, is like if you say Michelle Obama is a man and then you wind up dead, like what it that kind of proves. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Like, no one it depends on how you end up dead. He got raped. If like two helicopters crash into each other and kill you, it's probably so good.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

No, no, that's fucking you talking about the Oliver Tree shit? Yeah. Is do you think there's something a little fishy there? Yeah. Anytime helicopters crash into each other, there's so much space up there.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

I I'm I'm there is literally space up there. I think it's one of like when like a when like a wide receiver drops a wide open pass, I mean like you're like, dude, dude, like the last thing I'm expecting is to hit a fucking helicopter up here.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

That's the first thing that happens. Yeah, well when a wide receiver drops a wide open pass, you think, alright, this guy's fucking he's rigging the game. Yeah, he's fucking me. And usually you only think that if you bet on it. Otherwise, you think like, oh, everybody makes mistakes. You bet on it, you think this guy's working for Vegas, this guy's fucking me. This is a conspiracy.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

Yeah, actually, we gotta look at John Ross. Yeah. Because the guy ran a 4-140 and never caught a pass. Yeah. That dude has to be rich as fuck right now, right?

SPEAKER_03 9:43

Henry Ruggs ran like 120 miles per hour into the back of some lady's car. I think. Check me on that. He just got denied uh parole. Did he really? Yeah, he's not getting. Oh, dude, he's trying to ball out. So he's gonna do that time. Uh fuck. He's gonna do that time. I'm not talking about 4340. I'm talking about fucking 35 years, dude. That boy's doing time. He's doing full sentence. Holy shit, dude. That kind of was Henry Ruggs like the next guy up, too. Yeah. Alabama. That boy had fucking Nick Saban crying over a fucking podium. Yeah, dude, why did you guys give him the keys to his car? He made it. He was like, you dude, his teammates suck.

unknown 10:23

Like, this guy got drunk as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

Dude, he was talking to me. You know he's listening to like young boy driving fast as fuck, driving through Vegas. Like, that was all him. He probably hit somebody like to get his keys. He probably fought somebody. I don't even know.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

He was driving like GTA 5.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Nick Saban's speech on that is really cool, but also like when we leave this podcast, you guys aren't gonna take my keys from me.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

No, fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

You got Henry Ruggs?

SPEAKER_01 10:45

Yeah, I'm gonna drive home after this. They didn't even take Henry Ruggs keys. I'm gonna take fucking Casey the plumber's keys. Exactly. Exactly. You gotta fix some shit tomorrow, dog. Drive your ass home, bro.

SPEAKER_03 10:54

Yeah, I'm gonna fix some stuff tomorrow. You already know I'm gonna fix some stuff tomorrow, dude. Fix some stuff today after that, too.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

That is that does that does suck. Like but also at the same time, this is what I never understood, too. This is like the most like common crime that like these rich athletes commit is like, let me just get fucked up and jump behind the wheel. You can afford it.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

Typical Georgia Bulldog. It's so crazy. The Bulldogs. I guess this would have been a good thing for a producer, but there's a crazy amount of Georgia Bulldogs who have got DUIs, speeding tickets. There's nothing to do with that. Pulled over with guns, pulled over with drugs. There's nothing to do out there. They're all trapping while they're playing for Georgia. It's like Migos as a football team. It is Migos Team Team. It's Migos football team. Yeah. Culture of the football team.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

ATO. It's great. They get caught up in the Young Thug Rico. It's just like him and like that's like a that's Minute. That's how that's how you work your way up the Young Thug, like the what the YSL crime family is like uh all the lieutenants are just like fucking DBs for the Bulldogs.

SPEAKER_01 12:00

Oh dude. What is up with that, dude? Like all the even the golfers. How does John Daly not been caught up yet? He's a pro, dude.

SPEAKER_03 12:10

I mean, we're we're talking about it. He's a pro.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

He took his driver's test fucked up. There's no way he did it.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

Sure. That's I'll I'll say this. Black people are better at sports than white people, but black athletes are not better than white athletes at driving drunk. Yeah. I've never, I mean, you don't think Wes Welker has driven his fucking Hummer fucked up? I'm sure he did it probably a dozen times, and I've never heard anything.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

Dude, Tom Brady got fucking cheated on, bro. I know for a fact he was swerving the streets of whatever city he was living in. He tore Tampa up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

It looked like the fucking fairway is at Beacon Lake.

SPEAKER_03 12:43

Tom Brady got cheated on so hard he started wearing leather jackets and doing comedy roasts for Comedy Central. That's uh not often is the greatest quarterback of all time doing that without getting cheated on. That is Rock Bottom. Seven Super Bowls. His wife would have never let him do that shit.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

That's fucking I'm gonna turn my pain into comedy. He's just like saying other comedians' jokes.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Imagine uh imagine being like at the top of the world. You're you're Tom, you're actually Tom Brady. And like the one person your wife cheats on you with is like someone who could beat the fucking shit out of you. And you're like, fuck, dude, I'm Tom Brady.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

Do you think he has like the argument that like a lot of people say against jujitsu, like, all right, like arm bar my nine millimeter? Yeah, you think he's got like a satchel of football so he can throw really fast? Yeah, he turned close to me. I'll just hit you with the ball.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

Fucking she turned Tom Brady into Uncle Rico. He was like back in my fucking day. Yeah, I used to throw football a quarter mile. Dude, Brady's still the man, though. Brady is still the man. Brady's the man. Brady will always be the man, but he will be the man that got fucked down. His wife got dicked down.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

Yeah, his wife did get dicked down. But I imagine. I I really doubt Tom Brady had a hard time getting over that. I dude there's a part of me too. Like, is it? He's got all the money in the world, all the fame in the world. He I mean, that's gotta just be a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

The thing is, like, if you do have all the money in the world, all the fame in the world, and your wife still like Yeah, that's just women, dude.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

It's not good enough. That's just women.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

That's what the same, that's the same boat that Iliad Taporio is on, too.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

Yeah, I saw uh didn't Hokit say he married like a stripper for or a hooker or something like that from Miami? Yeah, he was broke funny as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Iliad Taporia went on Milk Boys, and he like talked about like oh yeah, I met my wife in Miami, and like uh the dude turns to the camera and he goes, See guys, you can meet your wife in Miami, and Iliad Taporio's like, What are you talking about? What do you mean by that? And he's like, No, I'm just saying, like, yeah, you can meet your wife anywhere. And he's like, Yeah, but why do you say like from Miami? Like, what do you mean from that? And he was like sneak dissing, but like as a joke, and Taporio was like, Why are you saying that? And then, like, two months later is when all that shit happened. Bro, bro, it's just like it's I had no clue. He definitely like had no idea that like Miami is like the last place you find a wife.

SPEAKER_03 15:02

Yeah, isn't he? Where's he from? Spain. Spain, yeah. Yeah, tough day for or tough weekend, I guess, for a Spaniard. They didn't they draw with Cape Verde, and then his he finds out his wife is from fucking like a hooker from Miami.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Yeah, and then he gets the dog shit beat out of him by Gagey.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

It's great because he like he is the man in Spain. He has to like like he'll go like they'll like he'll go into a restaurant and like you know his walkout song, like that like that is like that Mary Mariachi. It's like a ballad, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. People will start singing the ballad. Really? That's tough. That's really good.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Like, ay, ay, ay, aye.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

Like he's like he looks like while you're having your food like with your girl. Like, this is yeah, I'm the man here, but still.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

He gives me mafia vibes.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Yeah, yeah. He does give me mafia vibes. He's always like wearing suits and shit like that. And he's like, like I dude, Gagey beat off.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

Bro, can we talk about Gaichey staring at the Declaration of Independence before he beat the fuck out of a Spaniard? That's the most American thing of all time. That shit was so fucking badass.

SPEAKER_01 15:57

That was for the Alamo. That was so awesome. That was the most American thing of all time. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

For the Alamo, he's not even Spaniard, actually. Like, he's Georgian, he just lives in Spain.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

That's even better. Who? Iliad Tapor. He's like, he's like he was born in Germany.

SPEAKER_03 16:09

Dude, what World Cup team do you think he plays for?

SPEAKER_01 16:12

Georgia, he's Georgian. He was born in Germany. Iliad's been a very good one.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

Iliad Support.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

Money.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Like Georgia, like the country, Georgia. I know what you're talking about. He was born in Germany, though.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Oh, I thought he might have been a Georgia Bulldog. I'll pull it up.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

You can keep this conversation going. Check his driving record now. Okay, all right. Back to back to Gagey while while we look this up. Back to Gagey. Alright. Talk about the talk about the Gagey. I didn't know he was looking at the. I guess we do need a producer, huh?

SPEAKER_01 16:34

We do need a producer, but cut that. Cut that. Holly Germany. This guy's a fucking mutt. So where would he play the World Cup?

SPEAKER_02 16:42

He is Georgian, though. That's fine, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:45

So he's Georgian, German, and he's born in. Where were his parents born?

SPEAKER_02 16:50

They're Georgian. Okay. It's like Georgia's like one of those countries where like it's always getting invaded by places, so you gotta move around and shit. Yeah, that makes sense. The bitch of countries. Basically, you just gotta keep like, alright.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

It's the Palestine of countries.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

He's just like, I'm just trying to chill, man. You know, like everyone just getting attacked on all sides. So he ended up in the he's I think he's still a citizen there.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

Did he grow up poor?

SPEAKER_02 17:12

He grew up with more parents than I had. Hey. No, but uh I don't know. Like they're they were probably grinding, they're probably working class, you know. Oh, did his mom was a slut? I don't think he was uh they were like Taporio's gonna kick my ass.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

They were like rich or anything like that, but you think the three of us could fight Taporio and win?

SPEAKER_03 17:33

Three of us. No. Because he would fucking just dude, he's 5'7, 155. But he would flatline me off the rip, he would sniff me. It would just be, I mean, you guys might as well just say, can you guys beat him? 2v1.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

5'7, 155.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

I those liver shots, man. Those liver shots are those liver shots are 6'3, 240. What about if y'all had Tom Brady with y'all throwing footballs at him versus you two?

SPEAKER_02 17:54

We have a long-range man.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

An archer.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

We have yeah, we have an archer, we have a mage casting long-range belt. We're fighting Taporio like it's clash royale.

SPEAKER_03 18:03

Like just the top of his house is Miami throwing footballs at the end.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

It's the boy, we got Tom Brady, he's uh he's he's a long-range archer. We have uh the uh case he's casting aura spells. He's on the aux cord. Yeah, he's casting aura spells. He's just case getting in his head. And then yeah, and then like we got uh we like uh Alec is like the he's like the berserker, he's the he's the muscle, yeah, he's the brawler.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

Dude, fucking Tobore is flatlining me, Duck. Tabore is straight flatlining. The liver shots that he was giving Gagey were like making my sides hurt. They're unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

I've seen the spars even in like fucking even in like 10 ounce gloves. I've seen him like like sparring in like 10-ounce gloves. It's unbelievable. And now man, and he walks around at like 175. So he's not like I'm 190 right now. He's not far off. Yeah. So those are heavy, and he's dropping like other people who walk around at like 165, 170, 175. So like how does he have so much is it torque? What the fuck is it? Because he's like not like he's like well, he's like a very like I think this goes back to the whole talk about like like wrestling or gymnastics probably being like the best athletic base for sports, because he did both. He was a wrestler, and like I and like I'm pretty sure he did gymnastics since he was like a little little kid. Yeah. So like he already has like that really good like proprioception, like athleticism. So picking up boxing, being a boxer and getting into wrestling is far more difficult than being a guy like who just been wrestling since you were a kid. Yeah. And got picked up boxing.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

That's what uh Lomachenko's dad made him do. Lomachenko told his dad he wanted to be a boxer, and he's like, Okay, you're gonna do ballet and dancing for four years before you even put gloves on. And that's what he did. And like he was like known as like the matrix.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Terrence Crawford, wrestler too. Yeah. Terrence Crawford also uh Justin Gacy, wrestler, and like known for having heavy hands. Yeah. He just has that fucking athlete. He's doing backflips. He's like the heavy hitter. He's just an athletic, yeah. Bro, he's a big lightweight, too. He's 5'11. He looked huge in there. He looked 5'11. Whenever they're actually sized up, like not this taller, but like he looked like he had 10 pounds. Yeah, but I've never seen Taporia.

SPEAKER_01 20:10

He's back was crazy small. Like whenever he like turned around and had his back towards the camera, I was like, bro, this motherfucker weighs one. He's a well-to-weight, I believe. I've never seen Taporia look that small. He's looked, bro. I didn't know he was that small. He treats everybody else like they're smaller than him. Yeah. Like it's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

Which like that, so that fight was at 155, right? Yeah, it was lightweight. Yeah, and Taporia's 5'7. He's 5'7, dude, yeah. So he's like a beefy boy. Even at even at like lightweight, 5'7's short. Even at featherweight, even at featherweight, that's like 5'7 short. Yeah. Like it, there's like that's like bantamweight height, dude. Yeah, dude. And there's bantam weights that are like that, dude. There's 5'10 guys making bantam weight.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Which is crazy, dude. That's just like such a cheat code.

SPEAKER_02 20:48

Yeah, fucking Peyton Tablet's like 5'11. He's like making like 135. He's Frank Ocean's.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Yeah, he's cracking Frank Ocean, dude. Yeah. That's why Frank Ocean hasn't put out the album.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

He's doing everything but making music. It is crazy. He's he's like he's gonna do an A24 film now, which I'm gonna watch it. I know. It might be hot dog water, but I'm gonna watch it. A24 is kind of taking off. But uh alright, so uh still on the Justin Gage. Oh, I want to talk about more of the fights. First of all, it was the best fight card I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

Cyril Gunn.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

UFC 200 uh UFC 300 was better. Who was on that one? That was like the ever that was the Max Holloway Justin Gagey knockout. Speaking of being.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

We've got McGregor and Holloway coming up pretty soon.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

That's gonna be dog shit. Holloway's gonna beat the fuck out of this. Yeah, which isn't dog shit. I love watching Holloway box. Oh no, I do too. It's probably gonna be entertaining, but like that's not gonna Bro, this fight card was insane. It was like it was seven fights on the White House along. All of them team knockouts. They were all finishes. That was all knockouts, bro. That was insane.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

I liked that they did uh especially on a Sunday. They didn't waste our time with any prelims, they just did one big ass main card. That was very nice. Yeah, yeah, that was. Because I was like, all right, the fights start at seven or eight, like, what time are the prelims? So that was cool.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

Oh dude, yeah, it was I like that there was no prelims. That was that was dope. That was probably the coolest part about it. But um just the fact that there was all finishes, bro, not like judges weren't even needed. It was like the Coliseum shit.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

It was fucking sick. Yeah, that was a bunch of warriors pretty much fighting.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

Dude, the guy saying that Michelle Avall was a man, that shit fucking killed me. Bro, Gone beat the fuck. That was fucking insane. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

Dude, the fucking shots to the back of the head. Those weren't true back of the head. He kept moving his head. He was obviously trying to hit the side of his head. But he was hitting the back of his head, though. So it should have been stopped. But also, he kept moving his head. How do you how do you?

SPEAKER_01 22:48

How do I how do you drop it?

SPEAKER_03 22:50

How do you not hit the back of someone's head?

SPEAKER_02 22:51

How do you because she are the bruises are always on the front side of her face?

SPEAKER_01 22:54

She takes that burger off, bro. I'm telling you right now. Those were back of the head shot. Well, would you watch the fight? You think those are back of the head shots?

SPEAKER_02 23:01

I saw I saw clips. I didn't watch the whole thing. But uh I was surprised by like what round it ended in. But uh I don't like it it it didn't look like a greedy just like back of the head shots. Like, look at you could like, all right, that's like side, like, you know, are you gonna get like a fucking protractor out? And like, alright, he was actually if he was 15 degrees on the back of his head, like like I don't think they were like agree just back of heads.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

Pereira like put out a video like talking about like this guy was cheating, the the referee should be held liable.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

I don't like that. If you lose, you lose suck, and that's it. I really thought I think like you should it makes you like it makes you like a sort of loser. I don't like saying the word like aura, but that kind of takes away all of his aura being like, no, I should have won, I should have won, that guy cheated. Just bro, like take your loss and go to the next one.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Did he get dropped by a jab?

SPEAKER_03 23:44

I'm saying he was kind of fucking never really winning that fight.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

That was crazy, and like you I would have thought like he'd be he'd have the the strongest chin he's ever had, like not cutting weight really at all. Like being at his like completely natural weight. I mean, there is the factor of like there's gonna be I feel like the Joe Joe Rogan talked about it. I just saw a clip of him talking about it where he's like, dude, honestly, these are kind of bullshit because like fights should be in a controlled environment, you know. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of weird that it's like whenever I went to one in Vegas, dude, it was cold as fucking there. Like it's like 60 degrees, like 59 degrees, like in the middle. Yeah, exactly, because like they're warmed up. Like they should go out there, they shouldn't be sweating. They came out there sweating already. Yeah, they were all sweaty. It's humid, it rained all fucking day. It was like 75 degrees, and like that's not including. That's not including humidity, like so. That is like silly, you know? Yeah, you're getting hella dehydrated. They just did they're like a lot of them the majority of them already did like a water cut. Now you're losing more water because of the humidity and the sweat and everything. Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

There's fucking bugs out, like yeah, they'll never do it again. It was cool. It was it pisses me off that Donald Trump said let's do it on my birthday. That fucking pissed me off.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

Yeah, that was dumb. It should have been a Saturday card.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

It should have been a Saturday card. It should have been 4th of July. Fourth of July? Is that not on a Saturday?

SPEAKER_02 24:56

This is this on a Saturday. Yeah, 4th of July is Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Why the fuck shouldn't they do it on 4th of July? That would have made so much more sense.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Trump. Fucking Trump, dude. I'm telling you, dude. I'm sick of Trump. It was like it was peak like bread and circus and shit, but like they were good fights.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

It was bread and circus shit. Dude, it 100% was bread and circus shit. This is like the perfect time, too. Like we're on the brink of like Armageddon. Well, Iran and US just reached a peace deal. Uh, this is the fourth time they've reached a peace deal.

SPEAKER_03 25:20

Yeah, but this one includes like $400 billion.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Yeah, until those Epstein files come out. Do you already see how Israel is talking about Bro, they had a guy, like they had like an ex-Mossad agent speaking on behalf of Netanyahu, talking about if they go through with this peace deal, we're gonna leak everything we have on Trump exposing him ties to the Epstein.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

I want them to leak it. I don't want to see what's going on. And honestly, also I don't even give a fuck anymore. Uh either way, if you do it or not, I believe either either side, I don't really give a fuck. Let's just speed up these next two years and see what's next.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

No, I give a fuck, bro. The shit that they were doing was insane.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

Yeah, it was insane, but we already know what they were doing.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Yeah, which is why they need to be held accountable. You can't not give a fuck if you know what they were doing. Yeah, but if you're not gonna do it. If you know what they were doing, but you don't give a fuck, I mean because if they were, they would have already that would have already happened. Oh, dude, no one's ever gonna be held accountable. That's what I'm saying. So why should I care? Because they should be held accountable. That's why I care. You can't like I can make peace with the fact that nothing's gonna happen, but I still give a fuck. Like, that's crazy. I don't. They're doing this shit too.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

Yeah, it's sad. I'm not saying I don't give a fuck about that. I'm just saying, like, uh, what the fuck are we gonna do? Are we gonna start a revolution? If we don't.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

They started a revolution on 2% tax on tea. So why don't we show you? Because it's all about TikTok and you glued to the fucking TV watching Mexicans kick balls over the nether talking about politics on a fucking podcast.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

I'm ready for like the the great like nicotine pouch uprising. Like they've if they if if a can of like velos becomes like $15. Oh, yeah, that is bro, yeah. That's crazy. I'm I'm dude. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm storming any kind of government. I'll storm USPS, dude.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

That is what it would take, bro. 100% that is what it would take. Like they're gonna have to make like a vice like so unaffordable for people to be like, all right, what the fuck? I've had enough. Fuck the kids, fuck the wars. You're taking away my pouches. That's what it would take.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

They're kind of already doing that with coffee. Like the way coffee prices like went up, shot up. Everything's gone up, though. I mean, yeah, it's true. Well, it's crazy to think, like, because we are like one of the biggest coffee consumers in the world, and you know, as soon as the tariffs go through, like, coffee's gonna shoot up. Well, yeah, we import it all. Yeah, like we have what fucking Hawaii making coffee. And it's like yeah, yeah, like they it it grows naturally there, but Hawaii can't supply the whole US. No, fuck no. Like, oh yeah, we'll make it domestically. It might be a good one. We need the Colombians, though. Let's invade Colombia. I mean the Colombians, we the Brazil actually put it pr puts out the most coffee. Really? Yeah, like way more. Colombia is like more like they have the best because they have like the highest standards for their coffee. What about like Italy? Like with the espresso and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

Italy? I'm but you can make it, I think you can make espresso out of like any coffee, I thought. Yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

You can make that's just like a type of bean. I didn't know. Yeah, you can make it out of any bean. It's just a concentrated form. I I'm sure maybe it grows in some parts, but like I mean, it's mostly like that like um that rainforest type uh environment. Yeah. Italy, I feel like it's more dry. That's why, like, you know, like the wine and shit. So that's just like their style of coffee is yeah, I thought it was like a different kind of coffee.

SPEAKER_03 28:30

No, just just the concentrated I gotta I gotta up my knowledge on the coffee stuff.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

Yeah, dude, fucking Mr. Americano over here. You don't know shit about what you're drinking, bro.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

I just know it's uh espresso and water. That's all you need to know, is two ingredients.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

I've been addicted to coffee for a minute.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Dude, honestly, yeah, like getting having the machine is like turning me into like a little bit of a snob, not gonna lie. I'm gonna become unbearable in the next like six months.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

I feel like a rich fucking white kid whenever like I make my espresso machine.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

You grind the beans up and shit, you're like, is this the right size?

SPEAKER_01 29:01

Yeah, I don't do all that shit, bro. I just fucking dump it in there and press the button. I've been doing that.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

I like it because I'm saving money on coffee, but I'm being late enough to work making my own coffee that it's completely cancelling out to where I can go get a four dollar coffee somewhere and be on time, that it's fine. But uh I'm I'm significantly late to work every single day because I'm making coffee at home.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

I mean, I honestly they need to they need to just know that it's worth it. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

At least I'm not addicted to fucking fentanyl.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

That is true. That it could always be worse. Are we alive?

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Yeah, I was talking about being addicted to uh fentanyl. Oh yeah, he's addicted to fentanyl, dude. I got a shipment today, I got a shipment of the walk. My boy came through. Walk leash walk. Uh the plug who would not be named. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

It can never be named.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

It can never be named. He who cannot be named. Probably Jorge. Uh not even close. Kind of close, I guess. Ethnically. Ethnically close? Ethnically close. I get three choices in you. Alright, but if you get it right, we're gonna blink.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Alberto. Closer. It's a more it has as many sylla syllables as Alberto. Raimundo. No.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Surpreno.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

It has four syllables, I'm sorry. You get your last guess back.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Holy shit, really? Yeah. That's cut out. Alright, we'll cut that. What the fuck? Yeah, that's his name.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

Great guy. Great fellow. I love him to death.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Do I know I'm the I'm the I'm the fucking whisperer. The whisperer. Uh nah dude, it's the craziest cart pen I've ever seen. It literally looks like a bottle of activist. It's a double, it's a double cup disposable.

SPEAKER_03 31:00

Isn't weed legal in New York? Oh. Show the people.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

When you brought that up, I was like, is that lean? We're doing a live unboxing. Alright, so we got the cap here. Actual functioning cap. You do have to actually press it down to open it. And then I have to break the seal on this. Here. And then pull the cup out. And it's actually textured. Like it feels like I'm holding styrofoam.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

Like that feels like you can't see it on camera, but whenever you hit it, the top turns purple and it makes like a drink on ice noise. It's very, very satisfying. It's very cool. It's the coolest way you can get high, dude.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

No, there's somebody out there that came up with like, dude, I have the fucking best idea for a body module for a fucking vape. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Someone working in a factory in I would charge $70 for that. Someone in Indonesia put their back into this. And I really appreciate them. But it got me nostalgic. Oh yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Not I don't know where the fuck that's from. Hell yeah, Mam Dami. Yeah. Don't blame me for it. I've never smoked one of those.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

Um it got me nostalgic though. It reminded me of of uh a brief period of my life when I was I was 19 years old at the time. Uh and one one day after work, this is like I'm working as a as a waiter with one of my one of my friends. And uh I guess he got a text like, hey, do you guys want to buy some lean?

SPEAKER_01 32:41

And 2019 and wouldn't find a reason to do lean is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 32:46

I was like, fuck it, yeah, I'll try it, dude. Like literally, uh they thought it was a drought and just drops. Like this is uh Dirty Sprite 2, like Gucci Gucci flip-ups. Yeah, this is like the the fucking biology textbook, chemistry textbook looking Dirty Sprite 2 album cover came out. Uh SoundCloud shit. And I was like, fuck yeah, dude. Find out they sell it by the line. It's like the like instead of by the gram, they sell it by the line. Yeah. $40 a line, because it actually was a drought at the time. The economy was not in our favor. And uh, and we would just get off work, we're like working like a morning shift, and you only made like $80. And just dropped half of it. Yeah, dude. Actually brought eight tables a bunch of. We made $80, probably spent like $12 on like food, and then spent 40 online and did that just about every single day for a month. Holy shit, dude. Just like straight up like addicted to lean. Were you doing lean at work? No, we we weren't, we weren't. We would this is after this is after work hours type shit?

SPEAKER_01 33:54

Yeah. You're just buying lean at work.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

I remember our our our boss one time, he like we were just like slacking off, like not doing shit, and he's like, if you have time to lean, you have time to clean. And I was like, brother, I got time to lean. I got time to lean after this. You know, and we would just pull up to our friend's house. That was just kind of just like the hangout spot. This is like this, this is one of a friends we had in high school where like I he was like like what you imagine like an emancipated teenager would be living like. Like his dad was uh doing some shit in like a different country, and he just had the house to himself since he was 16. So that was just like the hangout spot.

SPEAKER_01 34:29

But I had so many kids, bro. It was uh had so many kids.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

Oh yeah, it was insane. Uh and we yeah, we we would just go there, there'd be like a blunt dipped in lean being passed around. We'd be sipping lean.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

That's insane.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Bro, y'all were bad kids.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

I I got stuck a few times.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

That's like the thing that happens. Like, if you just drink too much too fast, you just get stuck where you're like, I'm not asleep, but I my body feels so heavy. So you probably didn't cough for like three years. No, yeah, I was that was coughing was the least of my problems for quite a while. Yeah, uh that's nice, and uh yeah, man. And then I'm like literally a month passed by, and you're like, dude, I'm not making any money in this dude. Where's all my money going? This is expensive.

SPEAKER_01 35:12

Where's all my money going? Dude, it's like the worst but the thing whenever you find out like the person spending all your money is in fact you.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

Yeah, you just had to look in the mirror. Like, holy shit, dude. I had to look in the mirror and like, oh like, dude, I haven't been to the gym.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

Yeah, in like Dude, imagine being fucking 19 years old, like fucked up off lean, and you're just like telling yourself, like, what do I we're I gotta get my shit together?

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Dude, if you're a regular gim gym goer and then you quit going to the gym and start doing lean for a month, the the amount of progress you lose has to like multiply by 10, like by 10.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

It fuck it makes you fat, right? Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't even getting fat because I was but I was like replacing any calories that I would have eaten with like protein with just straight up like like pineapple fanta. Like I was just I was just drinking like instead of having dinner, I was just having like three soda.

SPEAKER_03 35:58

Dude, you come home just sipping lean?

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Like in front of your foot. That's what I'm doing at 26 with Giddis.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

You're waiting. Were you just like at the crib, like sipping on Fanta and lean? Like at mom was home?

SPEAKER_02 36:08

No, like I wasn't like going home. Like I would just be gone from home.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

I was like going home. What the fuck does it do? Is it like slow shit down?

SPEAKER_02 36:18

Yeah, yeah, like you just feel like it's it's a liquid opiate. That's cool. It's a tasty, it's an opiate that makes me.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

I couldn't imagine doing it for a month. It's an opiate that makes you go. It was like a few times and it was cool, but I don't like after a few times I was like, all right, that's enough.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

It's it's basic it's Perkins said that makes you go. Yeah, bugs bunny shit.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Tasty.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

What's up?

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Yeah, this shit is good though. Did you ever drop the Jolly Ranchers and oh wow, brother. Oh my god. That's what got me to do it a few times was I got handed a cup with Jolly Ranchers and like the whole fucking get up and I tried it. This is fucking good. It's delicious. This is tasty. I'm gonna drink this way too fast.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

It's fucking mid-90s, the kids smoking the cigarettes talking about this.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

It's literally like being our age now and being like, should I fucking go get a fucking blizzard from Dairy Queen right there? It's the same thing. It's like, should I oh it sound so pop this ween?

SPEAKER_01 37:12

So tasty. Wait, hold on, bro. I'm let me pop the seal real quick, hold on. Sorry I missed that goal.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

Rockily got popping the seal. We just fucking literally the fucking gay shit out. We would we'd like split line. Like we were never like we didn't have enough money to get like a bunch of it, so we were all like sharing. It'd be a room full of like six dudes just like passing around three cups, and we'd have like DJ's group.

SPEAKER_02 37:37

Bro, yeah, it's we'd have like zero playing.

unknown 37:40

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

Not a not a single bitch in the room, not a girl inside two girls, not even black dudes. It's just a bunch of white guys sipping lean wearing like beanies and hoodies and fucking 90 degrees outside. What the fuck were you going through? Shit. Lines. We were going through lines. We're just doing it. What do you get lean, bro?

SPEAKER_01 38:05

You gotta know something. Like one of your buddies in high school like smokes weed, you're like, I got a weed man. You're like, does he so lean?

SPEAKER_03 38:13

That comes from like the the weed guy's older brother.

SPEAKER_01 38:16

That's so yeah. We went to high school with a kid that had like everything you could want.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Yeah, or like sometimes your like weed dealer would text you and be like, hey, I got lean. Do you want some?

SPEAKER_01 38:26

Does the did every like high school have a Pablo Escobar dealer at their school? Yeah. Because we I don't know, you know who I'm thinking of. Yeah. The white kid hung out with like Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

Uh he was my neighbor for a long time. I guess you're talking about lazy eye.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

I don't know. He had a very lazy cups. Huh? Silver Sun pickups, lazy eye. What's this mean? It's a song. Oh what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 38:51

Uh the the kid with the lazy eye. He was my neighbor in a cul-de-sac for a long time. He hung out with the guy. He's now in a wheelchair. Yep. Hung out with him a bunch. Yeah. Back in the cul-de-sac, he was a bitch. We used to beat the fuck out of him.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Really? Yeah. That's why he started doing what he was doing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

That's what we bought from him. We were like, should we should we jug? Should we jug on the plug? Do the jug? Yeah. But no, we never did. But he used to get backdoored by his friends. He would uh he had a bar problem, he would do uh Xanax bars. Yeah, that's what I heard. He would pass out while there's a bunch of people on the top. They would just deal all of his shit. Yeah, dude. And his dad would get on a Snapchat the next morning and be like, hey, I'm I'm gonna kill all you guys. But he would pass his dad the cameo. His dad was never a copy. He was uh I knew him at the cold second, he's a security guard for a Mexican restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

His dad wasn't a copy. No, dude. Dude, he was fronting the whole time. I thought still to his dad I thought it was. His dad was a security guard at a Mexican restaurant. I take the guy at his house when I was like 14. Dude, his dad was just making sure the kids did the play too.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

We used to play campaign video games with each other and tell each other, like, all right, like, don't play anymore until I come over tomorrow. That guy, the most unserious drug dealer of all time. It's just weird. I remember one of my other neighbors came over to his house to beat his ass, and his mom came outside with a checkbook, which would have bounced and said, How much, how much do I need to write you to leave?

SPEAKER_01 40:15

Dude, his mom brought a garage check.

SPEAKER_03 40:18

Yeah, she's gonna write a fucking blank check that would have bounced. And I mean, to the point where if you're seeing this and uh it's you, if you know I'm talking about you, I'd say, what are you gonna do? I bet your mom's checkbook will still bounce, you fucking fuck.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

How much do I need to write for you to not put out this episode?

SPEAKER_01 40:38

Bro, I remember being in high school, but like, yo, that is Pablo Escobar. Like, I thought like the way he spoke, or I thought his dad was like an inside, I thought his dad was like Dinzel Washington training game.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

He told me his dad was in like World War I. Yeah, he was making shit 20 years ago. We went to his mom took us to some fucking uh she was gonna take us to a water park. It was like an hour away. It was just some fucking neighborhood pool with a slide that she didn't have access to. And we sat there for hours in the car, hours until the lifeguards left, and then we swam in the fucking pool. Almost literally, like, yeah, like his parents wanted him to have friends so bad that they would like his lies and they were running. Like, we gotta do this.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

How much do I have the right use so you can go swimming with my son? That hell bounce too.

SPEAKER_02 41:27

I've definitely like broken in some neighborhood pools like that, but it's like camping out the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Yeah, dude, camping out, waiting for the lifeguards to leave. Eventually, like it got to I think the lifeguards like felt bad and just let us in or something like that. Went on the side a few times. It was like raining outside, like it none of it made any fucking sense at all. It was all everything that yeah. That guy, he's not a real drug dealer. He just had a bro. I'm not even for the longest.

SPEAKER_01 41:51

I was like almost scared of the guy in high school because like from the stories I've heard, can't shoot straight.

SPEAKER_02 41:55

I mean he's lazy like crazy. This guy's still in drugs and his dad's on the floor. He's untouchable.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

No, this is the same guy. We went swimming in my aunt's house and we had to go to Academy first to get him a swimming shirt. Same guy. He couldn't take his shirt off? No.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

He said, Wait, so you're like, hey, you want to go swimming? You're like, Yeah, can your mom run me by Academy? I give you a swimming shirt. Yes, that's what I want to do.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

He bought a purple, purple skin tight, like compression shirt to where you still see everything. Like skin tight. Whatever, dude. Made no sense. That guy had big airy oil. Yeah, we're gonna go.

SPEAKER_01 42:31

Yeah, that's the guy so fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

Yeah, no, he was. I remember uh we stopped talking in middle school, and in high school I saw him and was like, hey, can you plug my laptop in? Because sitting by the outlet, and he was like, like that's still the same fucking He was always a super respectful, nice kid, too.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Now and anyway to the teachers at least.

SPEAKER_03 42:47

Yeah, yeah, he was nice to the teachers. But he was good, like he was. That's what he's supposed to be. He played he played something that he was on a cover. Yeah, he might have been.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

He was definitely on a cop. But I thought his dad was like staff sergeant. His dad's not a real cop.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

That's so he wasn't in World War One.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

Well, fucking, yeah, bro. My dad's a Civil War veteran. You're talking to a Civil War veteran's son right now. Yeah, those yeah. Damn, bro. That's you just like cracked some shit that I didn't even know like was a thing.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

I knew him growing up. That's not who he is.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

All quiet on the western Papucitos.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

All quiet on the Western eye. That uh that lazy guy was fucking nuts. It was all quiet over there. I didn't know him like that.

SPEAKER_01 43:32

I I literally like for a while. I thought he was like trapped in drug dealers.

SPEAKER_03 43:36

Like, I never bought from him because I was like, we used to bully him. If he's a drug dealer now, like what if he tries to shoot us or something? Yeah, like nah, nah. Yeah, we'll buy from him. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_01 43:46

My brother told me some crazy shit. He broke we were playing Rocket League earlier, and I was like talking to my brother who I've never really been that close with, and he was playing Rocket League with him earlier, and he was like telling me about a bunch of trauma that he went through that I also like went through, but I just didn't know because like we weren't. That close growing up. Yeah. He told me some fucking cra I'm not gonna say it on the air, but he told me some crazy shit, bro. But I was just like, it's so funny, like um to think of like where we are in life as like how you get close to a family member as you play Rocket League together and drink some beers and cry on Rocket League. Yeah, like every league. I was fucking up all my shots because I was like teary-eyed on Rocket League, like I'm so sorry you had to go to that you rotate, rotate. I was like, if you're not rotating, you're not playing. You can drive around, but you gotta rotate at least for sure. I was like drinking beers and getting close to my brother on Rocket League.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

That's funny to me because any anytime it's like past midnight and we hop on Rocket League together, I'm just like only there for the conversation. Oh, yeah. We get our ass whipped like eight games in a row before I realize we're fucking. If you're gonna be on a weekend when I can play the game, we'll play the game for real, but just don't expect anything else. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Honestly, but like Rocket League is the game where you can passively play still. You know what I mean? Yeah, just casual play. Yeah, you can just get on and just drive it. You really can't. Like, if you as long as your car is moving, you can fuck off and do absolutely nothing in that game. Yeah, you can just drive in circles. And like I can't you do that, bro. 90% of the time I play Rocket League with Casey. He's just fucking driving in circles and talking about what the fuck. I'm like trying my ass off to win the game, and he's just like, I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, bro, I'm out of boost. And he was like fucking just driving in circles trying to get boost, doing nothing.

SPEAKER_03 45:36

Yeah, hey, catch me when I'm locked in though. Yeah, Casey used to be nice. I can be a real dog.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Casey be case, you used to be a little bit of a problem in Rocket League.

SPEAKER_03 45:44

I was a problem in Rocket League. For minute, I was like, my friend's gonna go pro. Oh, dude, you know I tried. The amount of Adderall I took when I was playing back then, I that was in my head. I'm not gonna do drugs so I can become proud.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

If I took Adderall in high school, I would have fucked up phase, I'm convinced.

SPEAKER_03 45:59

Dude, if you took Adderall in high school, I think you probably would have. I don't know what you would have done.

SPEAKER_01 46:05

I probably had I I probably would still have all silver teeth.

SPEAKER_03 46:10

Did you have silver teeth at one point? The fuck yeah, bro. 100%, dog. That's a rite of passage. You're a real brown boy. That's a rite of passage. No, uh, my coworker listens to this podcast. He showed it to his daughters, and they heard a clip where I was referring to brown boys. Uh I was talking about Indians, but they thought that I was talking about Mexicans. And so his whole family thinks I'm racist. He took pride in telling me that. Really? Yeah, older his kids. He was like, I know you're not racist, because uh they call me racist all the time. Um so cut that, cut that, cut whatever he says out, but that was very funny to me. It was like a 45-year-old dude being like, Yeah, my families think I'm racist. Like, you only said this, I said this. So fucking funny, dude. Thanks, man. I don't know. I'm among friends.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

I feel like having the silver teeth that that is like the rite of passage, like that's like putting the all like the links around your neck. Yeah. Yeah, in Africa. You're a woman though.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

You are a woman though. Bro, that's what it is. Correct me if I'm wrong. For the longest time, I thought like Lilo and Stitch was just like one of my badass little Mexican cousins. Like, bro, I'm telling you, dude, Steve, Stitch and Lilo and Stitch is just like a Mexican toddler. Like it's just fucking like if you would have told me like Stitch, if they would have gave Stitch silver teeth and you would have told me, hey, this is Coco, I'd believe you. Like straight up. Like, I would be like, Yeah, this is Coco. Like, for sure.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

Coco, have y'all seen Coco?

SPEAKER_01 47:34

Yeah, I'm scared I'm gonna cry.

SPEAKER_03 47:36

I did. I yeah, I know it's a beautiful movie. There was one night Reese would not go to sleep, and so I was like browsing like kids' movies, and I was like, Oh, this is a new, like popular one, I haven't seen it yet. I watched it. Reese had been as she fell asleep within like 15 minutes. I watched the whole thing. Obviously, I had a couple beers, yeah, and dude, oh my god, this shit fucked me up. The uh dude, when he's singing to his grandma or his great whatever abuela, whatever the fuck, yeah, he was bro. Oh my god. It's beautiful, it's a is a plot twist, too. It truly is that I won't say this much about like animated children's movies or whatever, but that was actually a beautiful fucking movie. And also the animation was great. But the whole movie for that kind of movie that was like top tier. That kind of movie. It's about the uh the day of the dead, whatever they call it in Spanish, is what it's like. He had the Los Mortals. Yeah, yeah, Miguel, is it you? Coco Yeah, but it's about uh you just have to watch it.

SPEAKER_01 48:36

Is he like that heard that? Is he like just visiting with his grandma? Is that what it's about?

SPEAKER_03 48:40

No, it's about him uh he joins the uh the dead and then he's trying to make it back to real life. And then he meets Oh he fucking dies he du what does he do, like some kind of witchcraft or some shit? Mexican witchcraft. How does he become dead? I don't remember. He basically starting to deteriorate, he's turning into the Day of the Dead skeleton. Uh yeah, he goes to. I don't want to spoil it for you, because it really is a good movie. Like, I don't want to like that's just watch it. Don't like pick a day to watch, like it's not that kind of movie, but like if you get to free time, you have nothing to watch and you'll watch something retarded. Watch Coco. Have you seen that video? Uh it's in Mexico, there's a bar and there's a homeless guy outside crying, they have cocoa on TV. That's that movie. That's that kind of movie. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's like Goodwill hunting for Mexicans. It's fantastic, dude. That's their that's their thing. That's that the in scene is literally it Mexican, it's not your fault. That's what it is, dude. Dude, as a white guy, like not knowing my dad's scene, that scene, and Goodwill hunting, dude. Like, you would have thought somebody stabbed me in the stomach with a fucking big knife. I was fucking you up, dude. Are you stopping crying at this? Dude, I was like, my pillow was wet. I watched her sit in bed on my phone and rolled over and cried. It's like I didn't when at the age I watched it at, I wasn't like uh I wasn't like in the movies. I was like, this is fucking Robin Williams, Mad Damon, I'll check it out. Like one of the first like real movies I ever watched. I was like, I don't know, I watch like a drama, I guess. I thought you were still talking about Coco. Oh, dude, no, Coco I watched with Reese on the couch. I cried during that too.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

I thought you said you were watching Coco rolling over the hunting. No, I understand crying at Goodwill Hunting, dude. I fucking I'll strike at Goodwill Hunting.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

When a fucking movie gets you, you're like, well fuck, we're doing this for, aren't we?

SPEAKER_01 50:40

Yeah, yeah. It's funny, it's so like like thinking of yourself as like a macho man, like you feel like the water work's coming, and you're like, fuck this pussy shit. And you like try to hold it up, and then like especially but you know how many times like Peyton is like we've been watching the movie together, and she'll be like, because she cries at everything, dude. And she'll look at me, and if I have tears in my eyes, she'll be like, Are you crying? I'm like, no, I'll just yawn. This movie's fucking boring.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

Yeah, and I'm like, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 51:04

That's what fucking uh we've talked about it a couple times, but after Sun is the last movie, they did that to me. And I'm talking about, and you guys know, like, if I'm gonna watch a sit down and watch a movie by myself, I'm having a couple beers. So, like, you're saying, like, oh, I'm a man, I'm not gonna cry. Yeah, the beers are talking to me, like, come on, don't be a bitch. Like, don't cry. And then it's like overwhelming conflict to where I just like straight up like audibly cry in the living room while everybody's asleep, like stop me. It's so fucking gay. But like, some movies just do it, bro. They hit a spot and like nobody cries harder than somebody trying not to cry. If you try not to cry and like somebody hugs you, yeah, it's gonna be like, Yeah, you're done.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

Dude, my favorite thing is like I'll be at work, and like if I see a girl that I know is like on the verge of tears, I get a kick out of being like, Are you okay? Because I know it's gonna slow. It's gonna push them over the edge. Are you okay? And they just immediately slit them on.

SPEAKER_03 52:00

This uh that can't be aired, anyways. Um yeah, crying in movies. What's what's the last movie you cried at?

SPEAKER_01 52:09

Um I don't remember, dude. It's been a while since I cried at a movie. What in the theater or like any time, at home, in the theater? You know what movie makes me cry every time I watch it? I've seen it like probably four or five times, and every time I've uh The Green Mile. That one's tough. The green stuff fucks me up, bro. I'm scared, boss.

SPEAKER_03 52:28

I'm scared of it. Tom Hanks kind of takes me out of that one nowadays.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

You don't fuck with Tom?

SPEAKER_03 52:32

Not anymore.

SPEAKER_01 52:33

Ever since you found out what that boy's been doing? Yeah. I get that. But I'm I don't get Duncan, though.

SPEAKER_02 52:41

Seeing a guy that big, just like hearing you're like, Oh dude, it hurts, bro.

SPEAKER_01 52:45

Yeah. And he and he and he died too so soon. Something about a retarded black guy, too, just tugs on my heart. Retarded Jack out of his gourd. Black guy. It's fucking, I'm just like, no, not this one.

SPEAKER_03 52:57

That's how Nick Saban felt about Henry Ruggs. He was a good one. He was so fast, dude. He proved, don't you guys see how fast he is?

SPEAKER_02 53:11

Oh, dude, I'm like you like lost like a family member in this collision.

SPEAKER_03 53:19

The head coach of Alabama's like, he's not a backup. Hey man, why didn't his teammates take away his keys?

SPEAKER_02 53:25

Y'all know y'all know how Henry gets off the liquor, alright? Oh yeah. They call him Henny Henry for a reason, alright? You know how he gets Oh man. That's so fucking rugs. Why did that not come out?

SPEAKER_01 53:39

The fucking handy rugs. Yeah, talk about a rug pull. Supposed to be great. Took him out from took him out from under his feet, dude. Like straight up. Oh dude. That's so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_02 53:50

Henry Ruggs 3, because his his BAC was three times the legal limit.

SPEAKER_03 53:55

Yeah. Three times is the speed limit. Probably more. How long is he actually doing in jail? I don't know. I don't know. We gotta invest in one of those uh computer nerds that can search up stuff for us.

SPEAKER_01 54:07

Dante, pull that up. Dante, pull that up.

SPEAKER_03 54:11

Do you think he's like doing good in there? Henry Ruggs? Yeah. Oh, he's got fans, for sure. Dude, he's definitely dude, recess time. He's gotta be the man. Oh 100%.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

He's never been the last person picked.

SPEAKER_03 54:23

I'd bet Henry Ruggs has more packs of cigarettes in his cell than I have dollars. I'd bet. But do you think like there's like jealousy though? Where you're like, oh no. Jealousy? Oh yeah. There's there's somebody out there that's trying to kill him, and it's probably the guy that's also trying to fuck him. I I believe that Henry Ruggs thus far has been unfucked. Yeah, it's probably a Philly fan. He's slippery on and off the field. I think so. I think somebody would get a kick out of fucking an NFL player. Oh, 100%. Multiple games.

SPEAKER_01 54:51

I'm not gonna lie to you. If I was in jail and I found out Henry Ruggs was like sharing a cell with me, that's starts that's bragging points.

SPEAKER_03 54:58

You know what? Uh what what are the white dudes in prison? The Aryan Brotherhood?

SPEAKER_01 55:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:04

They they're probably pretty conflicted because there's probably a shit ton of them that are Alabama football fans. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, can you stab your number one guy? Damn it. And then the Mexican greaters. Yeah, hey! Yeah. Alright, so he's got black, white, and Mexicans on his side. He's just gotta deal with the He might bring them all together.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

Bro, he's the Lasano Gaïb of the prison. He's gotta deal with the Chinx and the Shanks. That's it. He's the Lasano Gaeb. He's literally gonna unite them all. Dude, yeah, he is. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

There's nothing. I guess being a southern, like a black guy that played football in the south, but also in Oakland.

SPEAKER_01 55:41

The Mexican prophet is a is that the Nissan Al Gaib? That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 55:49

That's really good.

SPEAKER_02 55:50

The Nissan Altamaib.

SPEAKER_03 55:53

Oh good chestkins. Oh somebody write that down on a piece of paper right now. That's fantastic. Those are fucking three-point shots right there. Those are really good.

SPEAKER_01 56:10

Oh man. I think I'm gonna do the open mic again tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

I think I'm gonna try the the the dude. If if we're gonna do that one, then we might as well I might just because I'm I'm supposed to leave early as fuck in the morning for this Florida trip. But I might just fuck around and do secret group and just stay up and sleep on the flight. We're driving.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

If y'all do a secret group tomorrow, let me know because I'll come. Okay. And I'll leave my house late. Like I'll put the fam to sleep and I'll come to see because next week I'll be gone. My plan was to skip this neat next week, but I'll be out of town Tuesday and Wednesday next week. I'll be back for the pod on Thursday. Thursday still works for y'all. But I would like to get a secret group in before I go. That could be a really good time. I want to stay fresh from like a mental standpoint of going up on stage. I don't want to let it get too long.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

Yeah, plus bro, is doing open mics with both of you? Because I'm usually there solo dolo. I'm like, maybe, I'm like maybe hoping this like one dude named Max shows up because he's like under and he's like I actually chops it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 57:10

Solo dolo's hard for me because I live 45 minutes away from him.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

Well shit, with the finding out that there's one like right down the road, you can start hitting up that one if you ever want to do solo dolo.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

I don't know how frequently I've seen them pop up in that group though.

SPEAKER_03 57:21

This isn't like this is something I want to pursue, but it's also something like I want to pursue with the two of you guys. So I don't know. I get confidence from being with the the two of you. Yeah. So not to be gay. Yeah, yeah, we just gotta keep hammering it.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

No, I'm on the same page. You gotta keep hammering it. You guys are my support group, you know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. It gives me motivation to keep going back. If it weren't for me doing it with y'all three, I probably would have been like, I don't know. I'm trying to keep doing it.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

Yeah. So he wants to uh he wants to join in on one of these Wednesdays. Hell yeah, yeah. He wants to go up on stage, is what I'm saying. Yeah, that sounds funny. I I invited up, he said he was like jealous, he wanted to get up on stage. I was like, I'm gonna do one of the Wednesdays. And he said uh he'd be down. Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 57:57

I'd love to see him again, dude. I haven't seen him in a fucking minute.

SPEAKER_01 58:01

Um speaking of a fucking minute, we have about a minute left. Y'all want to wrap it up?

SPEAKER_02 58:06

Grrrr.

SPEAKER_03 58:10

Argentina covers. Hey, yo. Hey, shout out again. My third win of the day. FIFA suck my fucking cock. You can't kill an American. You can't kill Mr. They beat the fuck out of it. Shout out Mike Wiley. Germany 7-1 in your own hometown. You don't even know about it, boy. Is Argentina like a favorite? Argentina won it uh the last World Cup. So they're like top five to one it this year again. They're not going to, but no, dude.

SPEAKER_02 58:36

I'm the I'm the good look charm in this bitch.

SPEAKER_01 58:38

You are. You are. Um keep it kosher, boys. Keep it kosher. Short episode this week. We'll we'll make it up next week. Love you guys. All right. See you. Mike Wiley, I love you. Shout out to Wiley. Mike Wiley, Mike Wiley, Mike Wiley.

SPEAKER_03 58:50

If you made it this far, I'll suck your dick.