Oppenhymen - RTB Ep. 27

More fun. More beer. More movie talk. More jokes. Just more. This is starting to become a regular thing. Let's do this more often. See ya next Monday. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:07

Jeez boys. Boys, we are back. Cheers. Um your mic is not working. I hardly know.

SPEAKER_04 0:19

How's it going now? Okay. Alright. Welcome back. I had it was very nice, uh uh I I had to tell Alec to put shoes and socks on today. He was just letting the dogs out again. I like that, bro. Alright, alright. There's two things. Alright, the women don't poop and men don't have toes. Alright? Alright. These are just basics of life.

SPEAKER_06 0:40

I fuck with the dogs, uh I'm in my own house, bro. I wanna have my I wanna have the dogs out. For free? You got me like mud stomping cleats up in this bitch, bro. I didn't even want to wear these. You guys been up to nothing?

SPEAKER_04 0:59

Just partying with lesbians, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:01

Oh yeah. What is a lesbian bar, bro?

SPEAKER_04 1:05

I went to a lesbian bar. It was called it was called Pearl. I'm sure.

SPEAKER_07 1:11

Very close to Peter Griffin's clam. Yeah, yeah. Which I'm sure there was a bunch of Peter Griffin clams there.

SPEAKER_04 1:19

Indeed, indeed. Nah, it was it was it was fun. It was uh it was like damn near like a compound. Like it was I I like the actual space that both buildings occupied. Compound V, but V stands for vagina.

SPEAKER_07 1:34

I got an idea for a lesbian bar. Somebody call me. Compound V. Compound V. Brave Maeve was it. Or fake gay or real gay. I don't remember. Yeah, compound V and your time with the dykes, the studs.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

Yes. There were, I mean, like obviously the studs had their cute girlfriends with them as well. What too? There's a lot of you know, the there's a lot of single studs. God bless the single lesbian, like the single, like I guess the the the femme single lesbians walking around there. They're like they they smelled blood, probably literally. Studs are in rudd. Just rubbing their horns together.

SPEAKER_07 2:13

No, like the devil's playground in there.

SPEAKER_08 2:15

I went to a he's it's literally like Rams just crashing horns.

SPEAKER_07 2:19

If you know anything about studs, that's Ram 2500s running into each other. Those are some big bitches, dude.

SPEAKER_08 2:25

Lesbian bars just fucking roller derby inside.

SPEAKER_04 2:27

These bitches aren't drinking beer, they're drinking diesel. They got shoulder pads on, yeah. They're jousting with the straps.

SPEAKER_06 2:41

They've all got cornrows.

SPEAKER_07 2:43

Oh, I believe it. I feel like uh a lesbian bar is way more susceptible to sexual harassment than any other bar on the entire thing.

SPEAKER_06 2:50

Dude, that's what I said. A lesbian bar sounds like the most dangerous part in Houston.

SPEAKER_07 2:53

Studs like walk around and like hold their dick and like shake it. They're really just shaking pussy, but they shake it, they walk around shaking.

SPEAKER_08 3:00

Oh, dude, that's like a stray dog shaking his collar at you.

SPEAKER_04 3:04

I was like, I left I left my girl for like two minutes to get drinks, and like they're just swarmed upon. They swarmed you? No, they swarmed her. Oh, dude. I thought they were gonna swarm you like asking with what your bulkheads is doing in the kids. Probably, because I they're really there, like there were no just like alone guys walking around there, which I was telling KC, I'm like, like every drink that they pour, every mixed drink is like they're pouring a double. Yeah. And it was like cheap. And then like beers cheap. Like, they want you to get fucked up. They want you to have a good time. I believe it, dude. Women are fucking vicious. KC's got a plot to go in there, like uh, like someone sneaking into uh to a casino after they've been banned from gambling.

SPEAKER_07 3:45

Yeah, he's just gonna go in there and say, I'm gonna let myself go, and I'm gonna grow them all the back out. I'm gonna start drinking six dollar doubles at the pearl.

SPEAKER_06 3:55

Yeah, I'm gonna roll them up like a greaser.

SPEAKER_04 3:56

As like a pre-op. You're gonna go in there as like a pre-op. Right, ladies. It was a good time. They're playing bangers, they're playing, it was interesting, like, alright, like we went we went to one, like one little like uh like dance, like bar area of the two, and uh, and they were playing good music, but like there weren't the energy was just kind of low. And then we went to the other room and uh they were playing fucking Waka Flocka. They're playing like 2010 rap, they're playing little Uzi, they're playing like like like it was it was peak in there, and then and then uh and then like the the handstand like like uh a stud holding uh another study in like a wheelbarrow situation. They started playing NBA Youngboy. They're like, hey, we're having a switch contest. And I was like, what's a switch contest? Like the dance, like they're switching, like they're they're doing like the kitten play, and they're like and then like my girl's explaining to me, like, no, no, no, like like switching like mash to femme. Like who's oh I thought we were showing like pistols with like extendos on.

SPEAKER_07 5:02

Oh, dude. I thought they were Mario. That's I mean, you know me, that's a switch off to me. I don't know about you guys, but switch off to me. Yeah, Casey grew up different. I forget the guns, drugs, studs. My mom's a stud.

SPEAKER_06 5:16

Yeah, your mom is a fucking stud. Alright. Well, I don't think I would ever fucking get caught up in a lesbian bar, dude. I think like I think. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 5:32

You're wearing your your gay bar outfit today with the shades. You don't be recognized.

SPEAKER_06 5:35

I'm trying to be nonchalantly.

SPEAKER_07 5:37

Yeah, you've got the shorts, you see the dick print, can't see the eyes. It's good. They can't see where you're up here. You're looking. Eyes are up here, just kidding, I have sunglasses on, look at my dick again.

SPEAKER_06 5:46

My eyes are actually located on my car. Yeah. Right, yeah. Well, I don't know what girls are always bitching for. Like in the gay bars, uh the way that you like get cat called in the gay bars, bro, it's like low-key hockey. It's not nice.

SPEAKER_07 6:00

Yeah, that's what a lot of guys haven't figured it out yet. They get into an argument with their wives, they say, fuck it, I'm going to the bar. Dude, go to the gay bar. Go to the gay bar. You think you're gonna get an argument with your wife? You're gonna sit at the bar all sad and mopey, and some girl's gonna come talk to you and cheer you up. No, go to a gay bar, you look all sad and mopey. Some guy's gonna come talk to you. Is I mean, you don't have to fuck them. Dude, what? But you can you can lead him on, and he's gonna really like boost your confidence, you're gonna go home a brand new man. He's gonna be wanted, you'll get what your wife isn't giving you.

SPEAKER_06 6:30

You'll question it too. Like, one of the if they like get you good enough, they set the hook good enough, bro. You're kind of like, bro, is being gay a choice? It is, it is because like a part of me is obvious like I'm quite. It is a choice because I didn't choose to get in this argument with my wife.

SPEAKER_07 6:44

I chose to go to the gay bar.

SPEAKER_06 6:46

Your wife's gone for like 24 hours. Yeah. As soon as Peyton hit the fucking Colorado, I just went straight to the local gay bar out of the driveway. I'm just digging a hole so deep. You know I have no self-control.

SPEAKER_07 7:00

You're digging a hole and that hole is gonna be filled. Yeah, bro. Fucking fill it up. Comes back to just like a gay guy wearing a cop outfit. You just keep on saying, like, oh, it's just my roommate. I just got fucked by Lieutenant Dangle.

SPEAKER_04 7:12

Daniel? Do they have gay bars?

SPEAKER_07 7:14

Do they have gay bars in the suburbs of Manhattan? They do have gay bars in the suburbs of Manhattan. I get it, yeah. I get into a bunch of arguments with the old ball and chain. He goes there. But yeah, I'm a regular. I won't, yeah. I don't want to blow my cover, so I won't say the name of the bar. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 7:29

But I have no idea, bro. I'm saying all this. I just imagine this is how it feels to go to gay bar. I think I've gone, I don't know if I've ever been to any.

SPEAKER_07 7:38

Yeah, you're dressed as a straight guy going to get out. That would surprise me if you're exactly dressed. It's literally the only sunglasses, the only reason I'm saying that. Otherwise, regular outfit. But sunglasses inside screams that gay guy at home closet. Gay guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:50

What's it like the long list of shit that men can't do because it's like yay as fuck?

SPEAKER_07 7:54

No, that's Schindler's list. No.

SPEAKER_06 7:59

I haven't seen that fucking propaganda as movie. I'm not watching that shit, dude. Yeah. I might watch Apocalypto tonight. Please.

SPEAKER_07 8:05

Please watch Apocalypse tonight. I watched that the other day, though. Did you? I just watched it the other day. Apocalypto. So sick. Did you know the Jaguar scene is real? It's a real Jaguar. Actually, is that really? Yeah. The guy, that movie came out a long time ago. I found the guy's Instagram. All he does is post videos about how that was a real Jaguar. There's 250 videos about him saying that there was a real Jaguar. I was he all running up. He's retarded. His bio is I am the real uh Jaguar Paul. Yes, it was a real Jaguar. And it's 250 videos of the clip of him running from the Jaguar, and then him being like, So yeah, that was real.

SPEAKER_08 8:42

That's like his only that's his only scene he's ever had in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_07 8:45

I'm like if I was in a Mel Gibson movie and I was remembered for being chased by a real Jaguar, I'd never let anybody forget it. Yeah. I would make that would be my whole personality. He said one pretty cool thing. He was like, you can't train a jaguar. So it's like the jaguar is chasing him trying to kill him, and there's like stage hands like closing a cage as he runs to the door. He's just every day on the flexion. That's it. Yeah. How fast is this fucking dude? In the movie, he's fast as shit. How about a jaguar? They had to have given him a crazy head start. There's probably some like posting editing or something, but I've I've chat GPT'd, I Googled it. There's a real Jaguar actually chasing that Mayan guy. But also, you should have if you don't have anything to do tonight, it's on Hulu. If you don't have Hulu, I'll give you my Hulu.

SPEAKER_06 9:36

I have it on it on DVD. Oh, I just never watched it. That's even better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:40

You have it on Dip Hulk. Please watch Apocalypto tonight. That movie is actually like it's not like a masterpiece or anything like that, but it's absolutely a great movie. I'm gonna watch it. It's so good. I haven't seen Passion of the Christ, but I have to assume that's his best work. I'd say it's his second best work.

SPEAKER_06 10:01

Yeah, I have to watch it. Seen it. Apocalypto's crazy. The fighting in it is. I feel like I'm gonna like it better than I like the Odyssey. Because me and you just watched the Odyssey, we can't get fucking.

SPEAKER_07 10:10

It's not better than the Odyssey. It's not better than the Odyssey. I haven't seen it yet, but I've no fresh off the noggin. Nothing's better than the Odyssey right now.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

I think you're glazing it a little bit. I don't think so. I think you're glazing a little bit. I don't think so. It's like recency bias too.

SPEAKER_07 10:22

I've never well I've never had an itch. I've gone to the movies and I've watched a movie and said, wow, that was really good. I've never left and said, I need to see that again in theaters as soon as possible. You said, man, that was a movie. Yeah. That's what you said when you walked out. Well, I think that might be my word-for-word letterbox review. You like that was a cinematic adventure, right? When you go in my letterbox, it's turned from like beer drinking watching movies to just like honest opinions on movies, and it just sounds like uh an autistic guy is like giving a review on movies, like, wow, good movie. You have I enjoyed it. You watch it. That's all you say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 10:53

Yeah, I think you just like every movie.

SPEAKER_07 10:56

No, I just I I study, like, I research like what movies are actually good. What's the cinephobile? I watch good movies. I go out of my way to not watch slop. I don't like watching slop.

SPEAKER_06 11:07

Well, sometimes I will throw on just fucking slop. I'm like slop's very easy to see. Slop holiday times, I'll watch some slop.

SPEAKER_07 11:13

I'm watching a movie with the family, I'll watch some slop. But if I'm watching a movie by myself, it's gonna be something that's either like a masterpiece or like highly recommended, or you at least pull something from it, you know. Like I've gotten to the point where I'm like looking at like vintage uh movies that are crazy, like uh what's it a beautiful life with uh the Jew camp and the dad and the sons looking at them through the fucking thing. Like that Boy in Sharp Pajamas? No, not quite. Life is beautiful. Life is beautiful, yeah. Not a beautiful life. That's a different that's that one they showed me in school. That's a gay ass movie. But yeah, you're right. That's that's the movie I was seeing in the game. Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

I remember seeing that as a kid for whatever reason. It's just like the cool it's like this cool like Italian dad or whatever, and he's like uh he's like playing games with his kid.

SPEAKER_07 11:59

And they were both in a concentration camp. He just kind of dances around to comfort his son and make him feel like he's not in danger. Then he got shot with a machine gun at the end. He's like so fucking in danger, bro.

SPEAKER_06 12:09

There's so much danger. Yeah, there's it's like it's not even funny how in danger you are. Yeah, they're shark fans. It's just a Jews nose. No, I I liked it, honestly, a lot, bro, but I just feel like I feel like there was way too many, like I feel like the cast was almost too stacked for me to be really be immersed into that movie. Well, Oppenheimer's because everybody lost themselves in the city.

SPEAKER_07 12:32

You know, I haven't watched Oppenheimer. I say I seek out movies that are not sloped, but Oppenheimer just looks like the most boring piece of shit.

SPEAKER_06 12:40

The most boring fucking movie I've ever watched.

SPEAKER_07 12:42

But then also it has Robert Downey Jr. in it, and I know he can be a good actor, but after everything I've seen, I refuse to accept that, and I don't really want to watch anything where he has like a prolific role. It's such a boring movie, dude. And like the buildup for the bomb scene is like so much, so it might be. I'm yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I've just avoided it to try to watch. I remember like almost falling asleep in the movie theater.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

But dude, let Christopher Nolan bust your fucking Oppenheimen, alright? Bro, I've fucking it's Oppenheimen. It's it's good. I I would say the soundtrack is like I haven't seen Odyssey, but the soundtrack is fucking epic.

SPEAKER_06 13:21

Or for Odyssey's fucking pop-up, it's the same, it's the same producer.

SPEAKER_04 13:25

Like it's fucking epic for for Oppenheimer. So then maybe that's like what's skewing this dog, bro.

SPEAKER_07 13:30

I'm still stuck on that I'm glazing Odyssey. What's there to glaze? Bro, I'm I just that's it's it's a it's a donut with nothing on it. It's meant to be glazed, it's worth being glazed.

SPEAKER_06 13:41

Yeah, but like it's I don't know, like the way uh when you're watching a movie like that, it felt like I was watching a play and like every face was a big thing. That's what you want from a movie. It should feel like real theater. Oh, bro, I want it to feel like a movie. I want to forget that I'm watching a movie.

SPEAKER_07 13:54

I did forget I was watching a video.

SPEAKER_06 13:55

But like what I mean, what I mean, but like it felt like uh Yeah, I didn't, bro. I was too like strung up in it. Like there's like too many people.

SPEAKER_07 14:03

Spider-Man was playing Odysseus's son. I was too too many people on screen.

SPEAKER_06 14:06

I also didn't like I didn't I didn't like a lot of the like You were waiting for like it's an it's not your fault to happen.

SPEAKER_04 14:12

No, it's the Boston actors.

SPEAKER_06 14:13

There was just too many people in it for me, bro.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

Like I'm with Alec, like I feel like there was just every actor.

SPEAKER_06 14:19

It was like Christopher Nolan, it's Christopher Nolan, and like he's one of the best directors of all time. He has the highest budget ever, but I feel like that movie would have been so much better as if he would have had like one or two big stars in it, and then the rest of the cast should have been like unfamiliar faces.

SPEAKER_04 14:36

He did kind of do the MCU thing with like the performance from these people.

SPEAKER_07 14:39

He got a bunch of A-less people in there, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 14:42

They're all A-list performances. They're all A-list actors, so it's easy to pull that kind of movie off. I feel like it would have been more impressive if I would have been immersed into the movie because every fucking time the scene changes, I'm like, oh, there's Robert Pattinson, there's Ann Hathaway, there's Matt Damon, there's John Burnthal, there's Tom Holland, there's fucking thought. But I'll never I'll never watch a movie. Dude, it was like the entire it was like I just felt like I was in Hollywood. Didn't feel like I was watching a movie. Getting mad.

SPEAKER_07 15:06

Robert Pattinson's in a movie, awesome. Matt Damon's in the same movie, even more awesome.

SPEAKER_06 15:10

Yeah, I don't think it's necessary, though.

SPEAKER_07 15:12

I mean, it's not necessary, but that's why I felt like it could have been embedded. It makes sense. You're gonna drive up ticket sales because you got all these people, but all these people acted their ass off. Yeah, these were all great performances.

SPEAKER_06 15:22

The Odyssey, of course, that's like complaining about Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_07 15:25

No, that's like if it's not like he's gonna win it. If he won the fucking Super Bowl, this was a great movie. I don't think Tom's great.

SPEAKER_06 15:31

I think a bunch of good actors did really good acting, and you don't like it? That's another thing. You keep cutting me off, bro. I don't think all of them did that good. Tom Holland was kind of a fucking pussy, that weakness. Talking about fucking patriarchy and shit. With ancient Greece, you can shot the battery.

SPEAKER_07 15:51

Hathaway was great in that movie. I don't want to hear that. And Hathaway was probably the third best actor in that movie.

SPEAKER_06 15:56

I don't want to like rant on this forever, but like it's because Timmy Timmy Shallow made it.

SPEAKER_07 16:02

He said, nah, this shit sucks. The acting is bad. I'm watching Paul Blart Mallkop 2. He did say that. He didn't hear the shit, to be honest with you. The Odyssey's great.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

You are said I wasn't there, but allegedly you you you walked out of the Odyssey to go watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. No, dude.

SPEAKER_06 16:18

The Odyssey was good. I just don't think it was great.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

Would you rate it on uh Livebox?

SPEAKER_06 16:23

Four out of five stars.

SPEAKER_07 16:25

One shy of being a perfect movie? Yeah. And it was good enough great.

SPEAKER_06 16:29

Your rating system is bad. I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you, bro. I just think the movie wasn't as good as everyone. No, let's keep this argument going. I think we could keep it. The score was phenomenal. Yeah, score was phenomenal. Bro, earlier I couldn't stop giggling because Casey was like, bro, fucking. Cut the shit off. No, dude. Let Huey go watch it, and then he'll be the tiebreaker. Bro, he's gonna watch it and then we'll talk about it again. But like it's like not that big of a deal. I just don't think the movie was like great.

SPEAKER_07 16:53

No, but I'm saying, yeah, I'm saying it's not that big of a deal. We shouldn't waste a whole podcast on it.

SPEAKER_06 16:57

That's why I'm trying to move on. That's what I'm saying. Let Huey watch it, he'll break the tie, we'll make it a bit more.

SPEAKER_04 17:02

We're gonna make this like a 90-minute episode. Because I do like I think this is this is good movie talk as far as like uh I think this the score of a film like really can like shift because this is like the fucking like uh like Interstellar. I had to rewatch that uh a a few more times, like oh, this is actually I really do enjoy this movie, because the first time you see Interstellar and fucking IMAX and the docking scene, um, not two guys uh you know merging penis and with uh penis. But uh that's not good. Um but uh like the the docking scene where you're like uh uh it's not possible. Like, no, it's necessary. That's fucking crazy. The emotions you feel in the moment, you're like, this is insane. Uh like uh the score can go like a really, really good score can take a like just elevate a movie so hard. And the fact that Christopher Nolan is like so creative with how he should like how he shoots things and everything. But I I agree with the sentiment of like it can be distracting whenever you have when the cast is so star studded.

SPEAKER_07 18:03

Because for the same reason why I think um I'm not gonna sit here and call John Berthaw a star. He's been he's been the Marvel Punisher and that's it.

SPEAKER_04 18:12

But he's he's a plenty of things.

SPEAKER_06 18:13

He's an alias.

SPEAKER_07 18:15

What else? What else did I see? Has he been a Fury?

SPEAKER_06 18:17

Fury is like a huge one of his. He's in the Wolf of Wall Street.

SPEAKER_07 18:21

Alright, I guess you're right. I mean I guess you're right. Those are all like five years apart.

SPEAKER_06 18:26

Uh he's the accountant. Nah, fuck the accountant.

SPEAKER_04 18:31

I feel like uh but yeah, I I I I think it can be I get the the sentiment of like it can be distracting whenever it's so many, yeah. A A-list celebrities, like it feels like almost like fan service. And also it's like whenever you associate an actor like with like roles they've been, like for the same reason why sometimes like a foreign film can be good because you're like, I don't recognize any of these motherfuckers. Yeah, that's what's gonna be. I've literally like I think um like uh like the movie Parasite, like that was part of the reason why I think that movie took off. It's like it was good acting performances, but like that was like that was like a star-studied cast for them, but yeah, but we don't recognize any of those motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_06 19:07

Like, for example, like to compare it to like Apocalypto, for example, you don't know a single fucking person that's an apocalypto, but it's a great movie, right?

SPEAKER_04 19:14

No every mind.

SPEAKER_06 19:15

Yeah, it is a great movie.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

Those are all of his colleagues.

SPEAKER_06 19:19

I think like Christopher Nolan, like hiring all of the entirety of Hollywood to do his movie just to pull off a Christopher Nolan movie is kind of like lackluster, because like you're Christopher Nolan. Of course you can do that. So of course your Christopher Nolan movie is gonna be good if you can't get away from the Hollywood playing Nolan movie ever. I know, but most of his other movies are like aren't that deep, and they can like Interstellar had like four people.

SPEAKER_07 19:39

It was like four biggest actors in the fucking world.

SPEAKER_06 19:42

Yeah, but there was only three or four of them. Because it only called for that many people. All right, the Odyssey has so many characters, yeah. But I don't think you need that many like A-less celebrities.

SPEAKER_07 19:51

I mean, if you're a director, you're gonna get the best you can get.

SPEAKER_06 19:54

But that doesn't prove that you're the best director ever. That's just the best.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

I'll say I think it's starting to become more of a thing. Well, Wes Anderson does the same shit. Yeah. Have you watched Grand Grand Buddhist Best Hotel? Like, there's like so many fucking big name actors.

SPEAKER_07 20:09

Forever.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

PTA had a lot of big name actors. Oh, I would say one battle after another hadn't have as many as fucking Odyssey, obviously.

SPEAKER_07 20:16

But Odyssey is like an epic film. I'm not gonna say that there's not a bunch of famous actors in the Odyssey. But you get one of the most famous stories of all time and put some of the most famous people in it. And they're gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_06 20:24

I just think it was a good impressive if like it you didn't take all A-list celebrities together.

SPEAKER_07 20:29

Okay, Elon Musk is working on a grok version with all AI incorporated stuff.

SPEAKER_04 20:34

What about the Travis Scott thing? I feel like that was Travis Scott's fan service. That was fucking service.

SPEAKER_07 20:39

That should not be there. That was terrible. That was fan service. I don't think anybody had that haircut ever back then.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

What if they had a Playboy Cardi? I feel like Playboy Cardi would have been better for some reason.

SPEAKER_07 20:47

I actually I saw an Instagram reel of if the Odyssey was full of vamps, which is like Playboy Cardi's people. Yeah, and it was just uh AI videos of the movie, but everybody was sticking their tongue out and like shaking it the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 20:59

Yeah. It's pretty funny. That would have been that would have been badass. They would they have Meg the Stallion as one of the giants swinging an axe. And uh the Tory Lane. You know how supposedly the I I saw I've I've been seeing shit because of our algorithm uh on on Instagram, and like supposedly like they casted like actual like seven foot people instead of using Matt Damon, he used like a four foot nine woman or something for a scene. Yeah I'm like it's Meg the Stallion and Tory Lane's accurate like I was saying, the score was fucking good, bro.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

Like uh that's what's the song? Um Sirens Sirens, bro. Yeah. I was gonna stop laughing because Casey was like, bro, I'll listen to Sirens nonstop. Right? Because when the flute comes in, I start like fucking hypervelinating and like shaking and shit.

SPEAKER_07 21:44

Well, bro, I'm not Catholic at all, but that this song makes me feel like it gives me like Catholic shame. I just imagine him like having like a fucking panic attack listening. I listen to that song and I drive to work and I say, like, why am I at my house drinking beer at non social situations? Am I just getting drunk to get drunk? Could I see, could I spend more time with my daughter? Am I am I missing out on something? Yeah, then I have this dream that I'm gonna I have 55 years left. So I'm like, I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of freaking the fuck out. Like my life is all flashing before my eyes.

SPEAKER_06 22:16

Well, it's 42 because 55 years left is probably like pretty accurate. Yeah, we're almost 30.

SPEAKER_07 22:23

I'm 26. I'm not almost 30. Well, yeah, I'm only three and a half years off. You're in your mid-20s. Gosh damn.

unknown 22:31

Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 22:32

Fuck, dude. It's so hard not to say that. It's the best cuss of all time. It's the best cup of all time. Well, I whenever I first got into not saying G D. Gosh damn, fuck. Yeah, I started to do it. But then I was kind of like I I tried to I tried to convince myself. I was like, I'm not using the Lord's name in vain. I'm saying like I don't like this, God. Damn it. Damn this for me, please, God. Then this into damn nation, God, please. Use the Lord's name in vain, dude. Yeah, yeah, for my own benefit. And then I realized that and I was like, I guess, gosh damn it is. And every once in a while I'll say full on GD. Dag nab it. Well, I still say like pussy and fuck and I'm gonna fuck that pussy and all that stuff. But just no more GD for the boy. For the boy. Yeah. I've only got 55 years left. I'm trying to get into the club. Yeah. Trying to go to heaven. So I'm going to those fucking gay boars.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

Yeah. I'm gonna go hang out with the dykes. I don't want to hang out with the dykes in hell.

SPEAKER_06 23:37

Dude, go into fucking Pearl and just start playing Sirens really fucking loud.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Tell them like they're looking for sirens. They're looking for an actual mythological siren. Yeah, just a mermaid.

SPEAKER_06 23:51

We had like the opposite experience too with the sirens. Because you like start, yeah. You like run through. Dude, not beautiful and I love it, but like the way you're like, damn, should I spend more time with my daughter? I was like not a like I was playing Black Ops, and like I just put my headphones in, sirens full blast, and I was just playing multiplayer black ops. Like it felt like I had for real BTSD, dude. Just every kill cam, whenever I'd see my body drop, I was eating slow motion. You were tied to the post.

SPEAKER_07 24:25

It's fucking tearing up on fucking intel. But it's great. I was talking to Kinsey today. She was reading me some kind of chart for like uh what's a crystal shit with like your birth month or whatever. What's that called?

SPEAKER_06 24:35

Uh I don't know what you're talking about. The birthstones?

SPEAKER_07 24:37

Crystology or your horoscope? Is that horoscope? Yeah, she was like, Pisces are gonna do this and this and this. And I was like, it's funny you say that. I've actually been listening to this song. I had this dream. You told her this shit. She was like, what the fuck? And I was like, I gotta go. I'm gonna go do this podcast. I got 55 years left. I was told, I was like, I'm gonna leave. And she was like, you leave earlier and earlier every time. And I was like, I'll hang out for a minute. I guess I'll talk to you. This is what's been going on with me. And she was like, What the fuck? I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I've only got so much time, I've gotta I've gotta get on. I've only got 55 years. We've I've been looking at you for 50 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 25:22

Waking up from a dream, like hearing how much time you have left has got to be the scary thing.

SPEAKER_07 25:25

But then like I'm listening to Sirens and like Reese's crying while I'm leaving to go do the podcast. She's like, I want you, don't leave, stay here. I have to. I have to do the podcast. I have to get her off me. Help me. Take her arms off my neck. And I'm sitting here talking about I should spend more time with my daughter, dude. Fucking piece of shit.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

You're crowbarring your crying daughter off of you. Get down.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

I'll see you later, okay? I'll see you later. Stay awake.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

On the subject of that movie, uh all the all the rage bait marketing for sure were were dark shit.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:08

Once was I bothered by the trend, and once was I bothered by the the black Donald Troy.

SPEAKER_04 26:13

You know how they were planning the rumors, like, oh, Elliot was pressed. They're like Elliot Page is gonna play Achilles, and like that was like never actually like mentioned at all. Achilles is already dead. No, yeah. This was yeah, this is that fucking um all the different shit of like all the all the all the planted like rumors or whatever.

SPEAKER_06 26:31

I personally think Elliot Page did dog shit. I'm sure Elliot Page was dog shit at the beginning, but the scene in Hades. I thought it was opposite. She was good in I thought it was opposite.

SPEAKER_07 26:39

She sounded like a straight-up tranny at the beginning.

SPEAKER_06 26:41

Dude, she didn't say straight up tranny and whenever she came out from under the ground, she was talking about she had mud in her throat from coming up from hell. Oh, yeah, that's what it was. It wasn't an Adam's apple. I'll tell you that motherfucking much. No, she doesn't have the Adam's apple. Yeah, I know she was an Adam's dick.

SPEAKER_07 26:55

Sweet lady. Such a Adam's deck.

SPEAKER_06 26:58

I didn't like it. I thought she did dog shit, bro.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Um but obviously they weren't like they weren't gonna cast her as like Achilles or some shit.

SPEAKER_07 27:06

It would have been weird, even though she's like being in one or two other movies before. It would it brought back the whole anybody who's ever worked with, minus a few guys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:18

Like Tom Hardy wasn't in there, was he?

SPEAKER_07 27:20

Celia Murphy wasn't in it. Tom Hardy Celia Murphy wasn't in there.

SPEAKER_04 27:23

Tom Hardy's basically choking people out in jujitsu.

SPEAKER_07 27:26

The Batman, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

He's actually like, he actually competes. That's crazy. He's actually pretty fun to be. Because a lot of these people, like all these celebrities who like do like martial arts, jiu-jitsu, boxing, whatever, like they don't act, they just they just work with a coach. Yeah who just like, bro, if I'm if I'm if I'm uh fucking Robert Downey Jr.'s jujitsu coach. I'm I'm giving him every belt. I'm giving him every belt. This so I can be on his good. I'm like, I'm I want to hang out with Robert Downey Jr. You know what I mean? Whereas like he's actually like in the mud fucking rolling with like regular guys.

SPEAKER_06 27:57

Dude, yeah, he's a he's a fucking.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

I mean you just get bow and arrow choked by fucking uh Tom Hardy.

SPEAKER_07 28:05

Have you seen Prestige? No, I haven't seen that one yet. If you don't watch Apocalypto, watch that. It's a little bit more boring, but it turns out to be like one of the craziest movies I've ever seen. It's like ultimate like plot twist, yeah. It's it's very, very cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

You pick uh no, you should watch Apocalypto and just picture yourself. Just transport you the size you are, and that and you just tower over them.

SPEAKER_07 28:28

You're like, I could have been if Peyton's out of town, watch Apocalypto because she won't want to watch that with you. Prestige should watch with you, but Apocalypto is like ultimate. It's like one of the like guys guys films. A bunch of Mayans stabbing each other in the chest.

SPEAKER_06 28:41

Okay, I I will let's take a break. Let's take a break. Yeah, I got a piss anyway. Oh, it was like it was demon time, bro. It was I was doing like the worst shit. I was up to no good, bro.

SPEAKER_04 28:50

I was I was just trying to get you to talk nicer to yourself, man. If you're like, I have I have no impulse control. I'm like, well, if you keep talking to yourself like that.

SPEAKER_06 28:57

I normally have impulse control, but there's like like okay, at one point in time I had no impulse control where I was just like drinking every day, eating whatever I wanted to, wasn't active in the slightest fucking way. And I put I packed on like 40 pounds and I feel like a probably a year and a half. And I was like, fuck, dude. And then one day I just like locked in, like lost it all. And now I'm like kind of like coasting to where I'm like still going to the gym like three times a week, four times a week, but I have been lazy as fuck the last like two or three weeks, been like on vacation, going here and there and shit. And I just like keep finding the excuse on why, like, oh, I'll do it tomorrow, I'll do it tomorrow. And like now it's like I'm starting to like fall off like bad into like old like lazy habits again. But yeah, bro, like yesterday it was like the perfect excuse where I was just like, dude, I'm home by myself. I was like being a slob, like throwing my clothes on the floor. I was like, I have the house to myself, dude. And then like I just fucking indulged in like my own freedom, like my own self-will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I quickly realized like how it can become a problem. I was like, fuck, dude, I cannot.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

Like a little treat there, yeah, a little something there. I'm like, oh a little pick me up, you know.

SPEAKER_06 30:01

No, I I feel that. Yeah, bro. I fucking indulged, but I felt like I was eating like a king, bro. At the end of the night, I was like, my belly was hurting how I ate so much. I was it was like the first thing I want to do, like whenever Peyton is out of town, is like just go feast by myself because it's like cheap, basically, like compared to what like I normally pay. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna go fucking feed my I don't have to share my fajitas and just indulge in all of it. Yeah, there I almost drove to go get oysters by myself, bro. I was like, I was like, I was just like, and I was like, no, dude, I'm going too far. Just polish off like a pizza. Indulging is so fucking nice, bro. It's a problem, bro. It can be such a problem. I indulge in a lot.

SPEAKER_07 30:42

A lot of different things. I d I why would I keep myself from indulging? It's it can be. It depends. I mean, what get down to what is the point of life. If I die tomorrow and I didn't indulge in what I indulged in today, I might go to heaven. This goes back to Guy Fieri last meal. Yeah. Yeah. If I didn't indulge in what I did yesterday, I might not be in hell.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

If you'd indulge in a fried hot dog wrapped in bacon made by Guy Fieri. I like the fucking doing. Gosh, bro. Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri.

SPEAKER_07 31:22

Guy Fieri. I would like to think that's how he wants it pronounced. I think that is. And everybody's like, yeah, he's Italian. Fierion Fieri on Fieri.

SPEAKER_05 31:35

Yeah. I can't go in, I ain't ready. Fierion Fieri on Ferdi. What's the one?

SPEAKER_04 31:42

Isn't it like a female cook who like kind of stole his whole look? Like she also has. My fiance. Yeah. Blonde bitch. No, I love her. She does wear flaming bowlers all the time. I'm like, that's a sick. She's gonna be fucking sick. That's a sick flaming bowler, Casey.

SPEAKER_07 32:02

Could you imagine like uh like dating Guy Fieri and being like, alright, like enough with the flames. We're gonna we're going to have dinner with my parents. Can you just put on like a black shirt?

SPEAKER_06 32:14

I imagine Guy Fieri is Alex Jones without the when he takes the fucking flames off, he just turns into Alex Jones. Sharko Ryan.

SPEAKER_04 32:23

Enough about food. Could you extinguish the flames, please? Guy, could you please extinguish those? Yeah we're going to a funeral. We're going to a funeral for a baby that died of SIDS, and uh, you're wearing a flame bowler. Could we drop the bit just for a day?

SPEAKER_07 32:38

What if Guy Fierry is just like a possessed version of himself?

SPEAKER_04 32:42

He's like a fucking retarded Big Lebowski. He's like a totally normal guy. Like he's actually French. He goes home, he changes, and uh For example, nothing.

SPEAKER_06 32:55

It looks like he's a part of like a bowling team, like a bowling league. Yeah. Like he just looks like he's always on like he's like, yeah, I got three, I gotta hit 300 after this.

SPEAKER_04 33:06

He's uh just the most oh it's sure it goes back to the Clav shit where you would a character is so fucking ridiculous, you're like, I want to believe it's a bit. Like he's just gotta be the best method actor of all time. Clav is so in it.

SPEAKER_07 33:20

Clav has a girlfriend now. Uh what's his name? Hey. Uh it's it's a very funny video. It's uh the caption. Well, I'll tell you the video first. His girlfriend is ripping a headset off of his head and he freaks out and gets mad. The caption is Clav's girlfriend rips headset off of Clav's freshly done ears. Freshly done ears.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

And he gets mad and he's like, I just had surgery on my ears.

SPEAKER_07 33:51

And he's very mad at his girlfriend and breaks up with him.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

He's like uh is Clav getting the same surgery that like uh the fucking great Dane's getting. He's getting his ears clipped.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

Yeah, he got clipped, Clav got clipped. I just got my tail clipped. What the fuck are you doing with this? There's a video of him laying on a couch.

SPEAKER_07 34:10

You got the cone of shame. There's a video of him laying on a couch just like sprawled out on his back, and he's telling his girlfriend, like, I don't really want to see you anymore. It's all on kick. It's all on kick. His girlfriend is like, uh no, don't go, don't go. And he's like, Yeah, where's Don? They're just like laying on his back looking at like popcorn.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

That makes me think of like uh like the in uh American Psycho, whenever he's breaking up with his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_06 34:37

You're not terribly important to me. Yeah, bro. But he is American Psycho, he saw that shit one time and was like ran with it.

SPEAKER_04 34:44

I think he made like a trailer for his shit where he's like Yeah, it looks maxing shit. Oh, uh go back.

SPEAKER_07 34:48

Did you see the headphones get ripped off?

SPEAKER_04 34:51

He made American Psycho his whole personality.

SPEAKER_01 34:55

Yes, I'll have to take my headphones. Oh, you fuck!

SPEAKER_08 34:57

I just had ear surgery, you fucking What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 35:02

That actually hurt. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 35:09

Dude, the way he holds it's like a toddler.

SPEAKER_06 35:18

I can't believe you're such a stand for this guy, Casey.

SPEAKER_07 35:21

I'm no longer ever since it kissed that Jenny, I'm I'm off board. But him getting the the reaction I get in the headside ripped off his head is funny as shit.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

Is his nose is his nose cuter? I just had surgery. Does he have a cute little button nose now? Dude, dude. No, Dante, please Google uh clav cute button nose.

SPEAKER_03 35:42

And Dick.

SPEAKER_04 35:46

Look at that. Spelled clavicular with no issues at all. Button, he struggled with a little bit. Shade a warrior. Button. Bolton. Well, he was doing the Hispanic version. He's Dominican. Dante's Dominican, after all. He's the cute. It's Moy Lindo.

SPEAKER_07 36:01

He's no black or Dominican. I don't know what the kids thinking, man.

SPEAKER_04 36:08

El Nariz is muy lindo. It's cute button. It's the cute button. My name is Dante. I danced all the way here. I danced. I danced all I fucking shake my hips and I danced all the way to your house. I rip the vape. I dance. I dance in between. You can hear the breathing. You can hear the breathing from my dancing. My fingers. My fingers, they dance when I type. Sorry, he's not done. He's not.

SPEAKER_07 36:43

What's it called? What's it called? This is all Alex Frankie. I can't remember. Thinking he's Dominican. It's all social frankie.

SPEAKER_04 36:50

And then I was like, he looks like he did play baseball. I'm trying to remember. Yeah, he doesn't make better. He does like that.

SPEAKER_06 37:00

Like, is he? I don't know. Dante's a baseball guy. Oh, we're gonna figure out when we're going to uh the nugget on bro?

SPEAKER_07 37:10

The Nuggie? I've got I've got the coupon.

SPEAKER_06 37:13

You got booger in your fucking mustache, bro. What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_07 37:18

Probably beer.

SPEAKER_06 37:19

Don't worry, guys. I don't have booger in my mustache. It's only beer. I'm just super drunk, bro. Bro, you're a cr you're I'm not gonna lie, you're crushing beers. Is everything everything okay at home? Bro, oh speaking of how how was it last week whenever you got home? Fucking super duper late.

SPEAKER_07 37:37

It's good. It's always yeah, it's good to get home at three o'clock in the morning on a Wednesday. Wake up your fiance by stumbling into the room. It's really good. Did you tell her that you killed though? Oh yeah. No, I did not tell her. Why did you whine you uh killed the bicycler on the way home? Yeah, that's the only thing I can't do.

SPEAKER_06 37:57

Well, it makes it so much like Kunzi, like he blowing up his phone, like, where are you, yada yada? Sends him back a picture uh of uh the lyrics on the song talking about I can't drive right now.

SPEAKER_07 38:09

Oh yeah, that was yeah, that's what she was most mad at. She texted me, like, you're gonna drive home. Like, you you're obviously drunk, you can't drive. I sent her back a screenshot of uh just Spotify I Can Drive by Lil'Uzi.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

That's insane.

SPEAKER_07 38:25

I remember I remember tapping Alec shoulder, I was like, hey, look at this, look, look at this. And I I showed him me sending that to her, and then the next day she sent me a screenshot of that message and said, Are you serious? And I said, No. I was just kidding. Just kidding. No, I wasn't a joke. Yeah. And I go to work, and then uh the CEO of my uh the company I work at is uh why are you so late to work? I said, Well, I stayed up late and he murmurs some stuff and walks away. And then I go dig a hole and it's hot as fuck outside. But you're just l you're side above. Yeah, my co-worker keeps on playing some Mexican shit, and like if I'm in the working mood, it's cool to listen to like Mexican music, but if you're hung over at work and just like a hot ass van and Mexican music going, bruh.

SPEAKER_06 39:18

I thought you were a fucking plumber, bro. What do you do? It's like every time I talk to you, it's like you're working constructions, like you're outside.

SPEAKER_07 39:24

Digging, we gotta dig up sewer lines, water lines. Are you also in the yard? There's a big there's a metal pipe.

SPEAKER_06 39:29

Most of the time you ever send me stuff, you're like inside somewhere.

SPEAKER_04 39:32

You're like in are you on a chain gang? Like, are you like you like serving a prison sentence, but they like let you leave? I might as well be. They like let you come here and like take care of your daughter for a couple, and then you just go back to prison for a while.

SPEAKER_07 39:45

We do it's like half inside, half outside. There's to get water inside, you gotta get water outside. There's a city tax. That was a stupid question. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:53

Sorry, man. I'm so fucking stupid, dude. I've been picking out like crazy, bro. My memory's just like fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 39:59

You they gave you the most diabolical fucking heartburn.

SPEAKER_07 40:02

Uh oh, they gave me, yeah, they gave me the guy was like, Yeah, let's go to the gas station. Let me get you moy on ice. He was like, I'm gonna give you like Mexican hangover medication. This motherfucker poured a Red Bull over a Topo Chico, put a whole bottle of Tahin in it, uh, squeeze lime into it. No water at all. No water. Water is the only thing I need. I'm drinking this shit on my uh pulled around in the van. He's like, What's the matter with you?

SPEAKER_04 40:29

I'm like, this is spicy as fuck. How do you not have a hole in your esophagus? So you probably the next day you had to talk with like one of those things that smokers use where you like put it up to your voice box. Fine. Speaking of uh drink so much spicy shit. It's crazy. It's crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 40:45

You ever had like a spicy margarita? It's not a good one. It's like you get to taste a tequila. I kind of like how peggy like one of them. It's good. It's like tahine on a beer is good. Tahine on like a sports drink when I'm hungover, you can go fuck yourself right back to Mexico. Give me a Pediolite and get the fuck out of my face.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

I know you guys all have kids. I know you have Pediolites talked in your house. Give it to me, dude. Open up the cooler.

SPEAKER_06 41:09

Why is like every like Mexican remedy too is just like the spiciest, like just fucking heartburn?

SPEAKER_08 41:16

No, that's spicy.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

Did they even try puttings on your forehead? They put VIX on your chest. Rub it on you like sunscreen.

SPEAKER_07 41:26

Speaking of plumbing, we've me and my coworker flooded out the fourth floor of uh a hospital. You got flooded out? Yeah, yeah. Flooded out AP.

SPEAKER_04 41:36

You're moving like that, dude.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

Yeah. We were clearing a stoppage on the fifth floor. There's a block in the in the sewer line, and their sinks were backing up. They couldn't use a sink, so we go up there. We're there from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. on this one stoppage, and it's just like a machine that pushes a metal cable through the pipe, breaks up the stoppage so it can flow. Fought that bitch for hours. Hours really, yeah, literally. When you get to the stoppage, you say fish on. Um and so nothing's happening. I go downstairs. I'm like, I'm gonna scope out, I'm gonna see if anything below us is stopped up, too. And so I go to the fourth floor, and I find the sink directly below us. I run the water, shit stopped up. I go upstairs, which takes five minutes to go through the hospital, go up the elevator, get back to Mr. Javier, bleed the name. Uh, we need walkie-talkies. But he's like, Oh, I cleared it. And I'm like, no way. We've been here all day, you finally cleared it, blah blah blah. Like, alright, we'll run some water down the sink and make sure uh that we're clear. Run the water for 10-15 minutes. The sink's draining fine. Shh, no water's holding in the sink, all going straight down the drain. Not even like a pool of water in the sink. So we're like high-fiving, fist bumping, like we finally cleared this bitch. The elevator comes up and some big fat white nurse comes out, she's like, Hey!

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Hey! And we look, she's whatever you're doing, you're flooding out the fourth floor, and we're like, What?

SPEAKER_07 43:13

And she shows us this video, and it's just like the nursing station of this hospital just being flooded with like black slugs. And we're like, oh shit. And we go down there uh with this very upset nurse, and like 12 nurses are looking at us like we like killed somebody and we're like, this is part of plumbing, like it is what it is. And they're like, this is disgusting. Is it everywhere? Yeah, and then we end up like clearing that oh, it's they clean shit sometimes. Exactly. They wipe old people's asses. Yeah. We flood out the fourth floor, I clear that stoppage, and then uh the mess is still all all over the place. And we make a phone call. We're like, hey, y'all gotta call somebody to clean this up, blah, blah, blah. Like, all right, we'll see.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_07 43:58

You just left that shit there. No, somebody was gonna somebody that worked at the hospital is gonna come clean it. EVS holy fucking they're gonna come clean it. And then uh the ladies were asking us, like, so what is that? And my cochro was like, Oh, it's just like stuff you pour down the drain, like coffee grounds and this and that that you don't think of, and they're like, Oh, that's it. I like made a face.

SPEAKER_00 44:17

I was like, and they're like, Oh no, look at his face, he's lying, it's shit.

SPEAKER_08 44:25

There's a shit in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 44:28

Yeah, it's shit and piss and other bodily fluids from a hospital. Everything's tied in together. What you pour down a sink is getting poured down the same place as piss and shit. But he's like it's coffee grounds, it's just coffee grounds. I was vacuuming out uh the sink. It all came up a sink and flooded over in a break room. I was vacuuming out the sink. The first top uh was just water, the second was like gooey sludge slime, like like had weight to it. Yeah, I'm gonna get it. Like I could pick it up and throw it and it would splat on the wall and stay there. Oh wow, bro. Disgusting. Did you ever play with it? But then also we went me and the same co-worker today went back to he's a 40-year-old Mexican man, went back to the hospital today. He's never had espresso before. And we found their coffee machine that made espresso, and I made myself an Americano, and he's like, What's that? What are you drinking? I told him it was like Americano, it's just espresso, water, and ice, and he was like, make me one. And he watched me do the one shot of espresso, the two shots of espresso, poured in the cup, and he's like, That's not enough, make me some more. So I gave him four shots of espresso and Americano, and I put ice and water, and he took it, like, chugged it. There was a straw and it chugged it as fast as he could. Literally chugged it, I was like, bro, chill. He's like, bro, I popped Addi's before, this is nothing. And then he makes another shot of hot espresso to go, and he's like sipping on it. We go down the elevator, we get out the elevator, he's like, and I was like, what's going on? He's like, the floor's moving, and I was like, What? It's like, is the floor moving? And I was like, no. And he's like, We gotta get to the bed. I'm getting off.

SPEAKER_04 46:07

That's like 600 milligrams of caffeine. I hold him. I was like, bro, you gotta joke.

SPEAKER_07 46:12

Like, that's it's caffeine. Like Adderall is one thing, but like this is going straight, like you chugged it, it's going straight. That's like Drake two bangs. Yeah. Back to back. Yeah, and he did it, and he was like, he's like the funniest Mexican dude ever. There's like nurses walking past him, he's like, this espresso is so strong. And they'll just ignore him.

SPEAKER_08 46:33

He's like, dude, asking the nurses for help. And they just smooth walk past him. He's like, I'm having a hard palpitations. I'll show you something.

SPEAKER_07 46:42

I'll show you something. This is from today. Let me show you. Uh, Leo's Nigel. Today it's Oswald.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

He's taking a shit. Why are you next to him? Son of a beer. Why are you next to him?

SPEAKER_07 47:00

Yeah, I was working and he started taking a shit. He's great. I'm also sorry about the beer. It's almost gone already. It's something. Sweet, dude. Don't worry about it for too long. I am also. I'm very sorry about that.

SPEAKER_04 47:16

At this point, like what point? Like the beer is going through the ceiling.

SPEAKER_06 47:21

He's hitting the neighbor. He's getting waterboarded by Miller Light below us, bro.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

This is the same neighbor who like doesn't want to step in water.

SPEAKER_06 47:30

Oh, he's gonna pay for this shit, dude. He's getting dripped on. I don't want to start off on the wrong foot, but uh, there's beer leaking through your fucking ceiling.

SPEAKER_07 47:38

But as soon as the dirt dropped, I freaked the fuck out and I got out.

SPEAKER_06 47:41

Bro, I was like disgusting, but you like heard the noises it made coming out of his eyes?

SPEAKER_07 47:48

I didn't hear the noise. The smell just hit me. And I got up and I was like, oh but I swear.

SPEAKER_04 47:54

It was uh like I could what can't even think about the smell, but was it like a clean, like a clean drop?

unknown 48:07

What the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_04 48:09

Are you a mime? What the fuck are you? Dude, this is what I'm talking about. Alec has a specific type of autism where where he can just mimic any sound. It is incredibly impressive.

SPEAKER_06 48:21

Dude, what are you saying about always fucking I saw you like change the notes the other night and the thing? You're like every it was like three o'clock in the morning. I don't know if this m like thought just hit your brain, but I saw you like editing the notes in the notes app. You're like, Alec looks different every fucking time I see you.

SPEAKER_04 48:35

Yeah, well, because uh I I was uh I was on the um the Instagram like after you had updated it. Uh-huh. Uh check out the new Instagram page. Uh 150k views in the last 90 days. No big deal. Yeah, beautiful. Can somebody throw me a beer really fast? It's chills, whatever. Um, but uh Mega 2, brother. What's it called? Uh Alec added a thing where uh you see the thumbnail of like every single episode we've dropped. Yeah. Which is cool. Uh one, just so you can prevent like repeating the same fucking outfit. Uh, but also like it's like seeing like a time lapse of like literally Alec looks different every single fucking episode. Like he has like a new a new look every single episode, and I'm I'm like, is he in like are you a witness protection?

SPEAKER_06 49:18

I'm fucking psycho, bro. What is it?

SPEAKER_04 49:20

Just like the beard and the hair, or like it's like mustache, beard, yeah, it would be like the hair one day, or some bowls and there's like maybe like two like two episodes in a row where you looked exactly the same. Like virtually exactly the same. That is the same guy, believe it or not. Yeah, it's I I I just because you brought it up before you're like, oh, I could I could change my appearance like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06 49:43

I was trying to get you guys to catch on.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

Just seeing it like like literally click for click, like I'm like this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06 49:50

I don't know what it is, but multiple people have told me that too. Like do you always like look different? I'm like, fuck, dude. Am I in am I crazy?

SPEAKER_07 49:56

Yeah, it makes it really hard to jack off to the clips. Different guy every time. Big mustache guys. Yeah, where's the where's that fella at? Keeps on changing. I don't like change. You stop jerking off.

SPEAKER_06 50:10

Dracking off is bad for you, bro. Why does it feel so good? Dude, three times is like your dick starts like to hurt a little bit. Like, yeah, but it feels good at the end every time, bro.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

Like you're it's just dribbling out. Yeah, you're just you're just doing like like you're just doing like dot dot dot.

SPEAKER_06 50:26

It's like windows open, you get a gust of gust of green.

SPEAKER_04 50:30

You start coming like a instead of like a like a solid, like fucking shooting a rope, you're just it's just like a umlau. It hurts. It's the two little dots that go above like German letters, like the little dot dot.

unknown 50:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:41

Yeah, bro. Wow, wow, wow, wow. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me, man. I can't stop doing it, bro. I have to jerk off at least four times.

SPEAKER_07 50:47

You can't stop jerking off. You don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_06 50:50

They tie me to the fucking post like uh Matt Matt Damon just fucking put the porn on the TV. Yeah, play sirens and just pull porn porn up from your own.

SPEAKER_07 51:02

Yeah, it makes it the ropes tying me to the post make it so much hotter. Try not to jack off.

SPEAKER_06 51:10

No, dude, that shit's fucking terrible. Um jacking off is terrible. It's so fucking bad. It's so bad for you. Come on now. So bad for you, dude. You gotta hop off the fucking.

SPEAKER_04 51:19

I feel like you're you're probably better off without porn. Oh, definitely. Porn is bad. Porn is terrible. Beating your job. Jacking off is fine. If you like, if you like beat your meat to like just like memory, like, oh man, that was a good psycho bad.

SPEAKER_00 51:31

That's not killing it.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

You're the spank bank of like just a good hookup.

unknown 51:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

That was like, oh, that was a good hookup. Yeah, yeah. Run back to tape. You're like, oh, because then then you're like jerking off. Then you're the porn star. You're like, you're the star of your own show. You're like, this is like me cooking. That was a good you leave that jerk off feeling great. You're like, I'm I'm glad I did that. That was a good that shorty was crazy. I would not have wanted. I'm glad I just jerked off to this and did not text her or anything like that. Yeah, I feel you, bro. Yeah. 100%.

SPEAKER_07 52:04

I mean, yeah.

unknown 52:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:06

Clint Kubiak jerk off session. Very good. Film room, dude. Film room, exactly film. Exactly. Hit the A gap, hit the B gap, hit that spot on the tip of my penis. Very good.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

Yeah. Anything but the G spot.

SPEAKER_07 52:20

Uh I've heard uh supposedly I've got a G spot in my asshole.

SPEAKER_06 52:25

Buddy, you do. Do I? Yeah, bro, and that shit ain't been punched right, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_04 52:29

That's why they call you the groody line.

SPEAKER_06 52:31

I'd rather I I hope nobody's punching my asshole.

SPEAKER_07 52:34

I'd rather be fucked.

SPEAKER_06 52:36

They call you the groody literally. Everybody's gay once in a while. Can you elaborate? Nah, I don't want to put my wife on blast on hair. Your wife punching your asshole? No, bro, but that's just a common thing. Like everyone knows like your G-spots in your asshole. Nah.

SPEAKER_07 52:53

I have been skeptical. I do not know. I wouldn't say that I don't know for a fact.

SPEAKER_06 52:58

But this is what I've always heard. So I was like, that was like 12th grade shit, but everyone told you like sophomore senior year, that's when you found out. Like right before you go to college. I think one of the professors, like, I think one of the high school teachers tell you, like, just to make you bicurious going into college, like, actually, kids, if you didn't know this, your G spots actually in your rectum. I think you were in the back of a van.

SPEAKER_04 53:18

That wasn't the fucking classroom. I don't think I've ever been to it. It's homeschooled. I never had anyone tell me I should get my butt eight ever. That's good. No one.

SPEAKER_06 53:30

Have you really never heard this? No. Well, you have no gay friends in the world.

SPEAKER_04 53:33

I do have a friend. I do have a friend that likes to get his butt eight. He's not hot fucking. He just told me about it.

SPEAKER_06 53:40

It's embarrassing. It's not appealing. It's very humiliating.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

You know who that friend is, too.

SPEAKER_06 53:44

I don't think I do. Oh, like I like I know. Okay. Who?

SPEAKER_04 53:48

He's black. Uh, I don't know. Cut that. That's the only black guy could ever picture getting his asset.

SPEAKER_07 53:58

Uh I don't know. Cut that part out. I'm gonna say nobody will know.

SPEAKER_08 54:02

Nobody will know. I know.

SPEAKER_06 54:04

That makes the most sense. What a weeb. It does make a lot of sense, bro. I can definitely see.

SPEAKER_07 54:11

But also, I don't want to picture that at all, because I'd imagine it'd be a very dark extra.

SPEAKER_04 54:17

I don't want to imagine that. Oh. And not because she's gross or anything, it's just cause like the way I know her, too. You know what I mean? Oh, she's yeah, she's probably like a you know, a friend, I would say. She really is. And like we're just hanging out in the fish on. We're just hanging out in Discord playing games with each other.

SPEAKER_07 54:43

Showing your butthole to somebody as a boy.

SPEAKER_06 54:46

I don't even want to do that to my doctor, bro. I've always said, like it's crazy. I think that's such a scam, too. It's like they have all this technology to do the craziest shit and like find out the craziest stuff, but like they gotta stick their whole fist on your ass still. Like they're capping about that. That's gotta be a like humiliation ritual. There's no way the only way to find out if you have that type of sickness and disease is by getting fisted in your ass. There's just no way. I'm not buying it. I'm not gonna get tested.

SPEAKER_04 55:15

I think the the whole fist, I feel like uh I think it's only one singular finger.

SPEAKER_06 55:20

No, it was a fist.

SPEAKER_07 55:22

It was a fist. It must have been your dad again.

SPEAKER_04 55:28

He's like, he had a hard hat on, dude. He crawled in there. I think that's some space. He wasn't like a minion, dude. He was just crawling around. He's uh like mission impossible, dude. Using the air ducts. Like uh die hard.

SPEAKER_06 55:47

Wet like an aqueduct down there, boy.

SPEAKER_07 55:49

Alright, enough about getting fucked in the ass. Getting gay as fucking things, bro.

SPEAKER_06 55:54

Yeah. How much time do we got? Two and a half? I don't post, bro. I was going, bro. There was something you said I have to look at the notes, bro. I don't remember what the fuck you said. I'll look at the notes in between our break when I was editing last week's podcast, and you said something that was so fucking funny. You said it like so nonchalantly, too. You bro, I don't remember what the fuck it was about. I like timestamped it. It was so funny, like listening back to it because like no one like caught it.

SPEAKER_07 56:23

But like you Yeah, that's my history of the show.

SPEAKER_06 56:26

Fuck no, do you what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07 56:28

That's usually the funniest stuff is stuff I say and nobody listens. Like my my shark Jew joke earlier. You ain't caught it. You'll enjoy hearing that one, back. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_06 56:41

Damn it, dude. I'm not I don't know if I'd that's alright. Oh, dude, it was it was about too many punch lines. It was about Turkey being Muslim. You something you said something about like I didn't even know they were fucking Muslim, dude. I thought they were just fucking like that. Like you said something like retarded, no one like heard it, but it was so fucking funny. I like read it back like two times listening to it. You said like compared like Muslims being like I didn't know they were Muslims, I thought they were just chill as fuck or something. I'm glad I can make you laugh, dude.

SPEAKER_08 57:07

That was so stupid. I'm glad. Well, no one heard it.

SPEAKER_07 57:10

Well, I'm glad I I made you laugh in a past tense. Present tense is gay, anyways. Am I right? Talking about getting fucked in the ass, right? Welcome to the gay cast.

SPEAKER_06 57:21

I'm surprised your Chinese doctor didn't bust that one down on you. After you do you cry? Do you cry? Take your pants down.

SPEAKER_04 57:27

Do you uh he had me pissed in the cut for some reason? I don't really realize that. I don't think you went and saw a doctor, bro. I'll be straight over to you. I haven't been seeing a doctor for the last five years.

SPEAKER_07 57:38

Hot and sour soup.

SPEAKER_04 57:39

No, he's an interesting character. I've seen him smoking outside. Like he he's he's like he's he's he's for sure at the back table, bro. Hell yeah. Uh what a guy, dude.

SPEAKER_07 57:48

I I want my doctor to smoke.

SPEAKER_04 57:51

Because I mean well it was just funny, like he does like the like did you cry? I guess we're cutting out that last study.

SPEAKER_07 58:01

Is your doctor like Chinese Clint Eastwood? You just smoke cigarettes and asks you if you cry or not.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

That is a great description. Uh because he'll do the small talk thing. Yeah, but then he has to. But then if you read and I'm like, I no one's asking this. Like you I didn't ask you to do the small talk thing or whatever. But then like he he would just mingle that in with like the information I gave him. He'd be like, Oh, are you are you sexually active? Are you still doing or uh like are you still doing sports?

SPEAKER_07 58:29

Like this Clinton's Woods Chinese ghost from Grand Torino?

SPEAKER_06 58:33

Yeah. Yes. Are we gonna do another 15, 20 minutes or what? I'd like to do a whole nother 30. I'm having a good time.

SPEAKER_07 58:39

Alright, let's just jump into it. Press play real quick, Dante. It's okay. Alright, it's over. It's over.

SPEAKER_06 58:46

Go ahead. Yeah, we're listening to that song earlier. I'd never fucking heard that song by Future before. I'm surprised you haven't even gone.

SPEAKER_04 58:54

You haven't even heard the first part?

SPEAKER_06 58:56

No, I hadn't heard that one.

SPEAKER_04 58:57

Because that's a classic. The first part of it's a classic. I want no relation.

SPEAKER_08 59:12

Alright, that's good.

SPEAKER_06 59:14

That's good, that's good.

SPEAKER_07 59:15

I can't show anybody else because they haven't seen the movie.

SPEAKER_06 59:17

That's so fucking funny. Once you see the movie, I'll show you. I feel like on? How do you no no? I'm just like, how do you make how does Future make that fucking song?

SPEAKER_07 59:31

He only dates ladies that have like a loving family at home. He sees them in their spares.

SPEAKER_06 59:37

Who's he with right now?

SPEAKER_07 59:40

Might as well be Kenzie. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 59:42

I like the like you you had a good point about just like the idea of future being upset. Yeah. He's doing all this toxic shit. He's like fucking people's wives.

SPEAKER_07 59:54

Yeah, and uh about the hot tub, go get dressed, go fuck him. What's he gonna give you? He's sitting there like arms folded, just yeah. Yeah, fine. Go home the most. Go home to your husband of five years. Go eat home cook lasagna, kiss your kids good night, come back over here. You fucking dickhead you bitch. Go do your due diligence and come back over here.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:16

But he's just a prima donna. Like all the rappers are all Prima Madonna, especially Aubrey's bitch of his. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:21

Yeah. Well, so hype video of it.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:23

They're all Stephon Diggs. Kanye, they really are all Stephon. Bro, yeah. Stephon Diggs is just Drake. Stephon Diggs is like the perfect Drake, but like hood Drake. He's like gay Drake. Well, yeah, he's getting gay accusations from uh gays.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:37

He's getting uh gay sexual assault charges against him. The corner. Stephon Diggs is getting gay sexual assault charges against him, and his brother, his brother, paid to have it settled. It's no longer in court.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:52

He set up a gay sting operation on that man.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:54

It's Cardi B's friend. Hey. Hey, don't shoot the money. But do you remember whenever they were like, not on my team.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:01

Remember they were talking shit to OBJ? Talking about how he was gay and shit. That's how you get getting in those fights.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:07

OBJ got accused of paying ladies to take shits on his chest.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:11

I remember that, bro. And we've all been there. So like that's not, bruh. I'd rather if I got slapped with the like he got a uh paying to get shit on the chest by women.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:21

I was getting pooped on by bitches. I'm not gay. I was getting pooped on by the hoes.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:26

It's hoe poop. It's hoe poop.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:28

I'd rather get crazy. Damn, that's great. Some are smacking in the fucking mic, dog. You good, bro? Fall asleep the room temp beers.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:38

He's making the sound effects for Stefan Diggs' sexual assault case. And that boy's butt. Clap me, baby. Bro, walk me, baby.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:50

Oh man. Skeeting me, baby.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:53

That's what skeet skeet, baby. Call my phone, don't let her see your name, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:01

Sneak me in, your wife can't see me, baby.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:05

Color ID says to Fon Diggs, baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:12

Are you like, I go balls deep, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:17

We're percent. You think Stephon's actually fucking. There's definitely at least one receiver. I remember Tom Brady was talking about like, yeah, I knew a couple closet guys. Let me receive you, baby. Receive me, baby.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:30

Drake May's not giving me enough, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:34

Bro, we gotta do a combine. We gotta do a what? A combine for the fucking draft. Oh, a combine. I want to do some crazy shit, bro. We can make it work, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:46

Lay it on me.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:46

We can make it work. I don't know. For real. I want to like for real. Lay it down. There's like two guys. Lay it on me, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:53

Lay that shit down on me. I'm talking about I'm laying down, you lay it on me.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:56

There's two, there's two guys in the league that like probably are gonna have when Devin asked like what the combine was gonna be, and I was like, it's gonna be a fucked up cardio.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:05

It's like it's gonna be uphill sled pools. Why don't we just do reverse draft order? David's gonna do like a three-cone drill and like one hour of sleep. David. He's gonna be no, David's gonna be the earliest ones in the world.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:17

Yeah, he's gonna be well risked. David's bro, throwing the fuck out the ball at the game.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:21

David will study all season to give me Brock Bowers for like Rico Dowdle. David, bless his heart. All it all it takes is is you being like, Phil, this is like a good deal for you. And he'll be like, don't tell anybody about this and be like, dude, David has like no fucking like humility. I remember I traded him C D Lamb for two players. Those two players did not pan out for me. I traded him back two dog shit players for C D Lamb. He gave it back to you, gave them back, and the two players ended up panning out. Kind of giving out a sauce right there. Dude, I got fucking them over. You fucked them over. The best fantasy season was when uh in my first apartment with Kenzie, I remember I used to, that was when fantasy was like the league was popping, everybody was talking. Yeah I was walking around on the phone, like Jordan Belfort. All right, all right, you give Travis Kelsey. You're like negotiating. If you give him Travis Kelsey, I've got a deal in place to get Travis Kelsey on the phone for these two players. You get a headset. Dude, like I was walking around pacing around because he'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:27

You had a pager, go to work, go to work. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:32

Bro, there was a very good chance that this conversation was with me.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:36

It might have been. I was in a three-way trade. Uh only three of them. Yeah, you were running that shit like it was penny sludge. Bro, I was literally pacing around on the phone and being like, ah, I don't know if I could do it to him. The corner was like, fuck him. I was like, all right, fuck it. Alright, hey, hey, you get you get Travis Kelsey, talk to me. And I'll be like, all right. He's saying the the least he'll take for Travis Kelsey is just offer him this and he'll take that. And then the guy gets Travis Kelsey, and I'm like, all right, give me Kelsey, I'll give you this. And it's it's a done deal.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:07

I was doing like you were like a legit.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:10

I was doing I was illegally trading, but not illegally. I was legally, I was fucking over every single person in that league.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:17

I know, but you find the weakest link in the fantasy league every year, and you just fucking That was my first trophy in the evil.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:23

Those phone calls that looked at my first trophy.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:25

I was I was straight up at what cost?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:27

I was Jerry Jones. What did it cost? You were smiling and dialing, dude. Dude, I was literally like I probably looked like I was like wheeling and dealing penny stocks in my living room, not even helping with rent, talking about money on the fucking phone in front of Kenzie. She was probably mad as fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:44

That's so fucking fun, brothers.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:45

And it's your husband, like you're smoking in the house, you're smoking in the apartment.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:48

Yeah, why girls get so fucked up?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:50

She's like, Who's Travis Guster? I'm like, wait, you'll know what's going on. Yeah, you'll fuck up. No, you're gonna love Travis Gusty. Wait on this name. The guy I'm gonna buy, wait on his name. The stock is going up. You pulled out on the like Travis Gusting issue, yeah. Where we are now. Ever since I trade with Travis Kelsey, she's only hated me more. Look at where we are now.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:07

Try that shit now. She'll be like, oh, let me get in on this. Let me get in with the Travis Kelsey trades.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:11

Dude, she hit me up the other day. Your fiance hated you. Yeah, I try not to tell her about my my sports betting wins, but like sometimes we'll go to dinner and I'll get drunk, and I'll be like, guess what? I got 800 bucks. The other day she hit me. Uh we were talking about the wedding and stuff, and she's like, Where's that $800 you won sports betting? I didn't reply for three hours, and I just sent her a picture of our dog.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:36

Too healthy, too healthy.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:38

I think she picked up on it. Either that or she's retarded, but uh I figured it out. The conversation ended there. I didn't have to mention what happened. $800 went right back into the market and I don't have it. That's the market's money. Oh it's mine. I'm pretending the money I win is never mine. Dude, it's like the market's money.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:00

You had the chance to run.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:02

You had the chance to run with 800. I was in the same position as you was next episode. I'm like, yo, polymarket fucked me. Well, dude, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:12

Here's a gambling story for you. It was uh Germany game. Germany against somebody that was supposed to just wipe the floor.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:18

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:18

I put $400 USD up on Germany. Yeah. This was I get to my peak of $800. I eventually worked my way up to the $800 after this. Um, but I got to $800 and that was my premature peak of the World Cup. And I was like, Germany's playing who? $400 on Germany. I'm watching the game. My living. Reese's running around, Kinsey's doing some shit in the kitchen. I'm watching the shit. Germany goes down 0-1. I watched the $400 turn into $200. I'm like, oh fuck. Soccer. Like, I mean, maybe they draw. I'm thinking, ah, I should cash out, I should cash out. I keep watching. I'm just I'm watching the game live. So my thoughts of cashing out have passed me because I'm like, they're gonna score, they're gonna score. Eventually, my money gets down to like 180. They tie the game. I'm like, alright. No, no, no, no, they didn't tie the game. It was uh it was it was oh one.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:19

What the fuck happened? They tied the game, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:21

They tied the game half, and then I wasn't cashing out, and then some shit happened to where it got like plus stoppage time, and it still gave me the option to cash out, but my 400 had turned into 124. And this was when draws were possible. Yeah, it was on the group stage, so I was like, this is gonna be a draw. Like there's three minutes left. They're down a goal. I can take out 124 now, bet that on something else. I take it out, go to the garage and get a beer out of the mini fridge. I come back in screaming on the TV. I say, oh my god. Did I pull out at the right time? I come in, Germany's winning two to one in stoppage time. My $400, it could have turned to an extra $800. You lost $300. I lost $300 by pulling out. And that's when I couldn't look at anybody. Reese's running around, she's like, oh damn. Another example when you didn't pull out. Well, didn't you say you bet the draw too? No, that was for Egypt. I might have It was a Germany game. It was a Germany game? It was a Germany game. I might have also bet the draw and lost that. Uh, maybe I pulled out the 124, put it on draw, and I lost everything. That's when you texted me. I texted you, I told you that I pulled out. Because you you stayed. If I would have been in contact with you during the whole thing, I I would have kept in because I need a little bit of motivation. I was I was standing in my house alone in a sense, but Kinsey and Reese were still there, but spiritually, I was alone. And uh I'm watching this team going, uh it's a draw, three minutes left, and I say, I gotta be responsible. I'm looking at my child play on the floor, so I gotta be responsible, I gotta pull this money. And then I watch what could have been a big hit for 400 extra dollars turn into me losing $300. And I and then I look at my child playing on the floor and I say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And Kinsey's cooking dinner, and I say, I'm not hungry. I'm not actually I'm going upstairs. Don't talk to me the rest of the night. I was disgusted. I literally, every time I went to go piss, because I was drunk as fuck. I pissed a lot. Every time I went to go piss, I avoided eye contact with myself in the mirror. I could not look at myself straight up. But again, the next day I'm I made it back. I got back up to 800. I cashed out, put another hundred, lost it, put another hundred, lost it, cashed out at six, and that was it. But then all that money's gone down.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:48

When the parlays come around like during football, I like they take like the absolute worst out of me. And I don't have like five dollars on a parlay for like the day, dude. And like if it doesn't zip. But the thing is, I'd much rather like parlays. Parlays are not good. Well, parlays are good because you can turn five bucks into 300, but you guys are gambling a hundred dollars every time just to make another hundred.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:09

Yeah, but you're like way better odds. I mean, if you it's almost but if you're gonna like a 60-40. Parlays are still. That's what's good about polymarketing, is it gives you the option? You only have to put five bucks as your main thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:27

I did. I hit one crazy parlay.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:29

I did really good like two years ago. Two two years ago. You said two years ago. Two seasons ago, I did really good. Last season I didn't do good. The season before that, I fucking balled out. I think I put like three hundred dollars in for the season, and I made like fourteen hundred dollars over the whole season. Football is just good to bet on football is a good thing. It's so easy.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:49

When you look at soccer, who's gonna score? Yeah, it's really a 50-50 between two people.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:54

Yeah, this World Cup was like a glitch for betting.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:57

It it really was. It was free money for the cards.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:00

Football is like hard to bet on.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:01

It is parlay-wise, yeah. Dude, I put a $3.50 parlay on the England-Mexico game to win $112, and it hit by a half time.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:10

That's fucking crazy. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:12

$3.50. How many, how many legs? Five legs. Uh okay. Five legs, three dollars and fifty cents to go to one twelve, one shot on target. It was Jude Bellingham, one shot on target. Quinonos to score a goal, uh, Jimenez to have a shot on target, England to win, and a Harry Kane goal. Yeah. Five legs. Cashed out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:31

I got close, but that was almost an obvious, like that's almost like a more thrilling ride to me. That was a hillary. Reasonable. I mean, yeah. I should have done part legs before.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:41

Football's so tough because like so many penalties.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:44

Yeah. You can really call the penalty on every play in football. So fugu gays.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:47

You can't. There's holding every single time.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:49

Every single time is there's a holding somewhere. If they want to want to rig a play, they'll just throw the flag, they'll look at the replay, they'll find their holding close.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:55

Same shit with basketball. Like, basketball's hard to bet on too.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:57

Basketball's tough to bet because most of the people in basketball are rigging the shit. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:02

Terry Rozier, they need 25 points, they'll stop at 24 and they'll get out.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:06

Like, I remember when I first bet on basketball, I rode Clint Cabella uh rebounds for two days. And the next time I did it. I didn't hit on the first two days, by the way. The third time, I took it at like 12 and a half rebounds. Like something like that's that's a lot of rebounds. Uh he got to 12 at halftime, before halftime. Like at halftime, they pulled him out of the game, didn't put him in ever again. Disgusting. You got 12 at halftime? 12 at halftime. Did not put him in the rest of the game. Stop betting on basketball. The only basketball I'll bet on is playoff basketball. Regular season is way too easy to get back to the game.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:43

I feel like playoff basketball might be like a canon event for sure. I know what you mean. I've had moments like that.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:48

Yeah, there's players on my do not bet list. Clink Capella is number one. If I ever meet Clint Capella, I think I will tell him fuck you to your face.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:54

It's so obvious whenever it happens to be a good one. Yeah, bro. So halftime works. He's not hurt. He's not hurting you're you're you're taking him out.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:02

Yui's not a gambling man, dude. He doesn't want to hear us talk about our sins. Not yet.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:08

He vouched to be a Dallas Cowboys fan for the next coming season. You're a Dallas Dallas Cowboys fan? Are you going to do a fantasy boy? Wait, say this. Say it, dude. Say it.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:15

Am I going to be a Dallas Cowboys fan? You're a Houston fan.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:18

Just do it for the sake of outnumbering Alec and the three Dallas Cowboys versus Houston fan. You know what would be sick? You don't care about support. Just be a Cowboys fan for once he's a boss.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:26

I would love to just rile up Alec. I'll cancel the couple. Do I get a shirt? You guys are my dad. I'll buy you a jersey. I'll buy you a jersey. A shirt. I'll buy you a jersey. I'll buy you Jerry Jones' daughter's pussy. You could give me like a like a cheap Walmart one. Don't sell your soul, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:41

I've got real ones. I've got so many cowboys jerseys. Casey does.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:45

I can just wear it on the pod. Oh, fuck no. No, he can't. No, he cannot.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:49

No, you cannot. You could have whatever jerseys.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:53

Dude, I will do a fit check every single episode. And if one of y'all pull up into Cowboys gear, I'll let Casey pull up in Cowboys gear. If you coerce Kiwi to pull up in Cowboys gear, I will cancel that.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:01

Well you can't keep Dante from doing it either, Dallas.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:03

Well, I'm not sure. Dante's off camera. I'm just hanging out here. Are we going to do a thing where like I have like the hats in front of me? Where like I have like a Texans hat. This is what we'll do.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:12

This is what we'll do. Next week, we're going to put a team, we're going to put a bowl of every single NFL team. And they're going to pick two per podcast. The last one standing is who you have to be a fan of for the season. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:25

I like that too. Because you're not a really play two per podcast.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:29

That's fine. That's fine. I don't have time to look into like stuff like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:35

I would I'm really than I have watched.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:39

September's three months away in the last like year. There's 32 teams.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:45

I enjoyed the sport. I played it for years, but I just I missed a couple seasons. And now I'm just like completely out of the loop. I don't know any of the fucking players. That's all it takes. We can do it real quick. I don't remember a lot of the players. A lot of players that I thought were good are no longer good. There's fucking new people in there, there's new rules. Yeah, football changes a lot with that.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:03

Throw up a random random generator of every 32 NFL teams. The first two that go off are immediately eliminated off of Huey's fan base. Whoa, hold on. Yeah, but so look up looking at the case. What if it's Texas and Cowboys?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:18

I hope it is.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:19

You're gonna be like a fucking Miami Dolphins fan, I feel like.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:22

Yeah, generator great. Spin the wheel, that's fine. We'll do that.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:27

Oh, that's probably we'll do this every week. Alright, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:29

We'll do it two at a time. Sorry. Wait, do you want to spin it, Huey?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:34

Yeah, hold on. Yeah, don't look at this. Close your eyes.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:38

That's actually a good one.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:39

Oh, we should have kept that. Come spin it.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:42

Alright, Huey. Compress the spin. Come press spin, dude. These are your two teams. This is who you're gonna be a fan of.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:47

This is who you're not gonna be a fan of.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:49

You're not gonna be a fan of. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:50

These two are crossed off the list. We'll put it on our notes.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:52

Oh yeah, he has to ride with the last standing team. You're gonna get one more. You're gonna get one more. Chargers, so you can't be a Chargers fan.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:00

Sorry, Matthew. We gotta do like one one of our five episodes. One of our listeners five an episode?

SPEAKER_07 1:17:05

Yeah, eliminate five episodes. Dante said five an episode. We got five spins right now. Chargers are off the list. Five.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:10

Hold on.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:11

Yeah, someone make a note.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:12

Why five? Someone make a note. Okay. Let's not. We don't want there's only we only got like what four weeks until the season starts.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:18

Oh yeah, it's probably crazy. Alright, five. Let's do five.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:22

One of our listeners is a huge is a huge Chargers fan, and he's also a big KC fan. This K? This KC? This is KC. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, he's like, he's like, yeah, that guy's fucking hilarious. My co-worker, Matthew, he's a he's a funny. He's a yeah, dude. Shout out to Matthew, dude. You're his favorite, but also he's a huge Chargers fan, and he also wins his his fantasy league. Oh, so he's like me, but a Chargers fan. Yeah. Vikings.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:46

Yeah, he's from Vegas. He grew up in like Las Vegas. No Viking, no Vikings anymore.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:51

Okay. Alright, so no Chargers, no Vikings. Shout out to Matthew. I love you to death.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:57

Redskins. Redskins gone. Command. The R words.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:00

If the cowboys get hit, I'm gonna be hurt. How old is this? We the R words. No R words.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:08

Thank goodness.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:09

Alright, that's kinda I like that. Chiefs, no Chiefs.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:13

Wait. Yeah. One more? Yeah, for this week.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:17

It's gonna be the Lions.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:19

Give me Philly again. Yo!

SPEAKER_06 1:18:24

No Philly for you. You cannot cheer for Philly. You cannot cheer for Philly.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:27

If you ended up being a Philly fan by accident, I would still hate you. I hate Philly so much.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:32

I would just show up in a dude. I would show up in an Eagles jersey every episode. I will allow that. I have a course in Winsters. You can have that shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:43

Say the list out loud though.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:44

It's got Chargers, Redskins, Chargers, Vikings, Commanders, Chiefs, Philly. That's a good, that's a good group of the games.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:53

I don't really fuck with really really any of them. Who? I don't really fuck with any of them.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:58

Me neither. I mean the Chargers are probably the coolest team to support out of any of these. Although Vikings getting Kyler Murray and Jay Jettaz on the same team is gonna do fantasy numbers. Commanders, gay obviously not. But Chiefs and Philly crosses out like the bandwagon stuff.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:14

So I'm so excited for Thursday nights to be to be able to fucking throw up the full.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:19

QE last NFL team standing. Chargers, Vikings, Commanders, Chiefs, Philly. So next week we'll do five more.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:25

Alright, bad. Until we get to 32. Honestly, yeah. I hope I get the Browns. I'm thinking I'm man I'm manifesting the Browns. Shador. Shadow. Shadur. Actually sucks. Shador Dash. Shador. Shit Shadur.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:41

That's one of the first jokes of this podcast with Shador Shadow. Shador Dash.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:44

Shador Dash. Shadon's.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:47

Shadomino's, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:50

But you're gonna like get into parlays, dude. You think so? You're gonna get into parlays. Yeah, they're fun.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:55

You can throw out like three or four bucks for a chance to win 200 bucks.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:59

And it's just to grind it out. Sometimes you'll like get one out of seven. And like you're like, damn, that was a waste of five dollars. But sometimes like you'll look and you'll have five out of seven. You're like, only need two more bets for this to hit, and then you watch the next game just like praying for it. And it doesn't hit. And it doesn't hit, and then like you get six out of seven, and then the seventh leg, it'll be like three yards short of like its target. It's like they you always barely get it. But one time I hit two back to back on the same night, made like nine hundred dollars, bro. Off of like ten bucks. It's crazy. It was fucking sick. It was the coolest shit. And then you chase that high ever since. I was talking to fucking ant about uh my thoughts on the Odyssey or whatever. And he was like, and I he asked me like ahead of time, he goes, Well, one of my favorites is Oppenheimer, because he asked me to like rank Christopher Nolan's like movies now since I've seen most of them. And I was like, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I think Oppenheimer's like super boring. It's like off the thing for me. And he was like, bro, what? I feel like slapping you. He's like, You're so dumb, bro. How the fuck could you say that? And I was like, Aunt, ain't no fucking way your dumbass knew what the fuck was going on in Oppenheimer. I was like lost as fuck the whole movie. And Ant was like, bro, you know, I just haven't talked about it. There's something about fucking splitting it out on quantum physics and shit, bro. It's like, you know, like the meme of uh of like Nate Diaz like talking about like he's like my favorite part about like the fucking quantum mechanics and the physics like all it's like AI of him like saying like big ass words. I just imagine Ant like trying to keep up in Oppenheimer, like yeah, I understand the whole fucking movie from the beginning of the end.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:33

Ant probably bet that the nuke would be dropped an hour and a half into the movie, and probably one. Bet like where the climax would be in the movie. Yeah. I bet Oppenheimer will feel a bunch of guilt for what he did.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:47

Yeah, I I uh Oppenheimer smokes exactly 19 cigarettes. That wasn't the ant voice. I don't know what voice that was. That was uh that was bizarro ant. That was zesty ant who also gambles still.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:05

Oh, dude, fuck yeah, bro. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:08

That's so but it's just what is he gambling on these days now that it's never I'm talking about anything.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:12

I'll I'll literally pull up to work and I'll be he'll be like staring at ESPN.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:17

What was he betting on yesterday?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:19

Probably a tennis match somewhere. A tennis match? Oh, I'm not. I'm not even joking.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:23

Not the random tennis match.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:24

Like he'll he'll bro, it'll be four in the morning, and he'll find out that they're playing cricket or like what's the like not pool, but like the really hard one that they play? Schnookem.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:35

What the fuck is snookem?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:36

Snookum, you know, snooker. Snooker. Talking about my bitch. Dude, he'll be like, yeah, I have money. But is that only a hundred dollars? I just put a hand on the. I don't fucking know. It's like he'll be up at four in the morning, like betting on a fucking some match about something in Indonesia, like some sport you've never heard of.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:52

That's like you see tweets about that shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:57

That's what all the ads are for. All the ads in every podcast you listen to are because of guys like that. What the fuck is Snookem? It's a snooker. It's like it's like pool, it's like billiards, but it's like uh a lot harder. I don't know what the fuck snook em is.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:08

It's like a bigger table. I don't really I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:10

We're making juggle. What if Ant's like sitting on like a cool two mil? There's no fucking way, bro. That shit would be gone. Ant is the guy like that goes to Vegas, loses it all, and lives there on the street.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:19

Oh, two mil is two mil under the bank. Bro, me too.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:23

I would love if he was up.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:24

I'd be sick. And I don't know how you guys would love it. I would hate it. I'm so jealous. That's my money. That's a better. Don't you ever be up two mil and know me because I'll I'll steal your money. You'll run it out of the ball. That's productive. I'm supposed to be winning the bets. Why don't you shut the fuck up and ask me what to bet on?

SPEAKER_06 1:23:44

I am like a cold, like a sore loser when I see other people hit parlays.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:47

I don't like it. If I lost, if I if I lost and somebody sends me what they won, I'm like I'm getting my hands in bed. I'm feeding them false information next week. My two hitters from Domino's are coming to your house.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:03

Oh fuck, dude. You just lost $500.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:06

You're like, fuck, bro, I just made a thousand dollars. You like intended. Yeah, I mean, like you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:12

Your friend wins a thousand dollars. Congratulations, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:15

Good job. Wow, dude, that's so sick, bro. Yeah. Sucks your brother. Did you use a dumping gator right on your bag right now? Yeah. So like the rest of your life kind of sucks.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:28

You won the bet, but yeah. You don't have like a girlfriend or anything either.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:32

Oh, yeah. No, sorry, I couldn't spend more money on parlays. I had a was too busy raising my family, you know. I have a family.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:39

Yeah. No, no, no. It's good. It's good. It's good it's going to you to like pay for your beer. I only have to pay for like bills and like baby formula and stuff. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah, get yeah, get a bunch of Guinness.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:51

Bro, Ant, like, he'll run like side parlays too at work. Like he'll he's like his own bookie. Like he'll make like side bets on top of goods.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:58

That's never good.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:59

That's fucking nuts. Bro, and I'm telling you, dude, like you.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:02

How much how much is he betting a dollar amount per day?

SPEAKER_06 1:25:05

He's at least he's if I had to take a guess, I would say Ant at least is betting $35,000 a year. Hey, if he doesn't come down $5,000 a year, hey. I would say working there?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:21

Dude, that's fucking sick. They gotta start.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:25

No, I would say $15,000. I would say $15,000 a year.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:27

I mean even. I would say $15 to $20,000.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:29

Dude, I'm talking every day. And like he'll break even a lot. You understand? Like he breaks even a lot and like he gets his money back. But like every day, I don't remember the last time I talked to Annie. He didn't at least have three like $100 parlays acting. I could see. It's like every day it's like a couple hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:44

I could see $15, like a whole football season. I'd probably at least 10.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:50

What's 30 times 100? What's that? Three three grand. That's three grand.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:53

I'm betting on at least five, six games. That's three grand.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:56

Three grand, yeah, dude. That's about right, bro. He's he's probably betting around $30,000 a year. If you bet if this is 28 to 30 days in a if there's 28 to 30 days in a month, and he's doing one bet a day, which I guarantee you he is, and I know and he's probably betting $100 like per bet. That's $100 a day on average, 30 days, that's three grand a year, 12, uh 3 grand a month, 12 months in a year. I would not be surprised if he's pushing 30 grand like gambling a year.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:26

I would not be surprised if they started installing Chinese safety nets around. Turn the TVs off at work. Might save us license. Get him a job away from a bar. Tell that boy to hit the fucking oil field. No, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:47

The last thing he needs is a bigger paycheck, bro. There's no TVs out there. Bro, if in the fucking fields, bro, the guys are watching the sports games. No, hell no. 100%.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:57

Not out there. They're not watching shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:59

100%. In the break room, they got it on. Somebody's phone got it on somewhere. No. They're gambling. Let's guy, all those guys, they can't fuck each other out. They're just. If you're taking a break, yeah, but if you're on the rig, you're not doing shit else. That's what he needs, bro. He needs to go to the fucking military. He's hit the rig. He's good. He needs to hit the military. He needs to hit World War I. He needs to hit the military. The EMP needs to drop and just knock the fucking board out.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:21

We need you to be in the trenches in World War One.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:26

You owe him a dollar, too.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:27

I ran the numbers. If I win this parlay, I think I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:33

I don't want to like air all of his shit out. Like he gambles so much. I fuck with it, though. I fuck with it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:40

Yeah, it's respectful. I love it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:42

Bro, I do love it. I love it too, bro. That's what I'm saying. It's like one of the thrills. It's like it's one of the best thrills. Yeah, it's very good. Like having money on anything is like one of the best things.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:50

The reason that it's funny, if I was in his shoes, I'd be sweating.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:53

It is a high, bro. It's like it gets a uh gambling, like it's a high, like hitting. Oh, for sure. My profit is fucking money, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:02

The hardest I've ever gotten into gambling was the world. I was risking $400 a game. That's what I'm saying, bro. And I there was one time it didn't work.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:10

Like, bro, having $500 on a game is such a fucking thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:16

Yeah, the the zero to one game turns into a fucking like I gotta install a pacemaker in my chest. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:23

Cheers. Alright, we gotta that was a good night. Keep it, kosher.