If They Survived 2 - The Crazy Ralph Podcast EP 11

In this recurring segment, we bring Friday the 13th victims back to life… and imagine what happens next.

Do they escape and thrive?
Or does the nightmare follow them?

From wild comebacks to completely cursed lives… nothing is off limits.

On this episode
Brenda Jones - Friday the 13th part 1
Demon Winter - Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning

Video link https://youtu.be/ClCZ5L0g22g

On this segment
2:50 Brenda Jones
12:00 Demon


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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:05

All right. Welcome to the Crazy Ralph Podcast. I'm your host, Jason, and I'm joined with your friendly neighborhood, Uncle Pete. Awesome, Pete. How are you doing? Doing well. How about yourself, man? How's how's life life at you? Life life has been lifing me down. But uh but we're still here. We're in the we're in the podcast room, so we're uh we're in our our happy space. Um so this is a fun segment.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

We're talking about Jason on Friday the 13th. Life is okay. Yeah, exactly. I guess we're talking about Jason with my buddy Jason.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

No matter what's happening out there right now, we're here. And uh and it's the Friday the 13th world, and this is a fun segment. We debuted. Um, it's if they survived. We take characters from the Friday the 13th franchise that met their untimely demise thanks to Jason, and we bring them back to life, so to speak. We see what happens if they survived camp, went home, and what their life would be like. Now, the funny thing is is we did a couple of these and they they varied from um you know people joining cults to um you know going back to school and uh going missing and you know and and winning dance fever, and and it could go in so many different directions. But one thing I want to say is when we're doing this, and some characters will lead to an extraordinary afterlife of this, and some will just have a pedestrian life, and that's okay. We are gonna tell you which which people had you know extraordinary scenarios come their way after their experience at Camp Blood, but we're also gonna say, hey, listen, you know what? Not a lot happened to this person, but uh, you know, they they they live a nice life, or this happened, or whatever. So we're not not necessarily bringing to you information that is uh extraordinary. We're just giving you the facts of what happened to these characters. Brenda, uh Brenda Jones from part one, and Demon Winter from part five. And uh Uncle Pete will be giving you Demon's uh encounters with life after uh surviving Jason, and I will give you Brenda's, and I will go first. Um are we ready to go? All right, let's rock and roll, buddy. Okay, let's rock and roll. Okay, so Brenda, we last saw her, you know, smashing through a window dead, uh, scaring the bejesus out of uh Alice, but that didn't happen. She survived. Uh so we're not gonna worry about how she survived, but we will say this. Brenda left camp in an ambulance, obviously, with a myriad of injuries to recover from. So, but she did recover. That's great. Uh, she did extensive therapy, both uh, you know, on her mind as well as her body, um, and then turned to church, actually. She she was struggling, she was struggling, but she uh she did go to, you know, she went the way of the Lord, as they say. Uh, found her belonging and it kind of aligns with her personality in part one, so not that big of a surprise. Uh in 19, she was actually going to uh pursue being a nun. She that's how far she was taking it, but in uh 1985, on a Vatican tour, she met her future husband. Uh they hit it off, uh Tom, and he's a great guy, as all people named Tom are. And uh anyway, so they have uh they built a great uh great institution together. They settled down in San Francisco and had six kids. Um, so and uh happy for her for that. Um they uh they did a lot of traveling in their spare time. Now, with six kids, you don't have a lot of spare time. They did a lot of traveling, a lot of church tours and stuff like that. Um and she but Brenda did have some setbacks. She she did struggle with some PTSD from from what had happened, but overall, she was able to really kind of keep it in control. Her husband was uh a businessman who was able to support, so she was home with the kids, uh some homeschooling, which which is fine. Uh and overall, life was good. You know, the kids were all healthy and growing up fine. However, however, while things stay well with Brenda per se, in 2016, Brenda's youngest daughter started an OnlyFans. And uh and yeah, yeah. So Rose Jones, uh, she started an OnlyFans and very successful one. So this has been a big burden to Brenda and the family. This is unimaginable, as you know, it's always a tough pill to swallow for a parent, but when you're steeped into the religious world the way she is, this one really stings. Um excuse me. Uh there's been uh a massive fallout with not only Brenda, the rest of the family as well. So there is a little bit of uh turmoil in the family. Um to this day, Rose's only fans career is a harder obstacle to overcome than surviving Pamela Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake. So there is some struggles in her later life, but uh you know, hopefully they can get it sorted out. Hopefully they could come to some sort of um, you know, mutual agreement and understanding. But uh right now that's where she's at. Cool, very cool. I liked that one. That's thought out, dude. That was awesome. Anyways, Rose Jones, only fans. So for all of you if that's the if that's your takeaway, right? All right, so we move on to one of the most popular characters in Friday. Well, with a short, you know, uh screen time, one of the most popular Demon from Friday the 13th, part five, a new beginning.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Uncle Pete, take it away. All right, so surviving Jason's attack from the outhouse, he was in the outhouse, like I said, not gonna tell you how he survived, but he did survive. His girlfriend, unfortunately, did not, but he didn't uh survive unscathed through all of his injuries. Everything stayed with him, especially the deep loss of his girlfriend. So trying to get a new lease on life, blaming the enchiladas for him having to go to the outhouse. New lease on life with fitness, eating right. And to deal with the loss of his girlfriend, he writes a hit song, Ooh Baby, I'm gonna miss you. First song sells great, he's getting tons of per popularity, but there's just not enough for a second album. He can't, you know, he can't gain those emotions again he did with the loss of Anita to write more music, but people are begging, hey, we need some songs, you're doing great. He's got to perform in one song, right? So he calls his twin brother, who lives in Louisville, Kentucky. His name he happens to go by Spider. Yes, spider firm return of living dead in this universe is Demon's twin brother. So he contacts Spider. You say, Spiders, you can see he's a metal head in the movie. He likes metal, so demon's like, hey, let me collaborate with him. Maybe we can come up with some type of new sound to really get this thing starting. So takes an early morning flight landing around 4:30 a.m. on July 5th. So as he gets off the plane, he's about to go get in the cab to his brother's house. He gets in the cab right after 5 a.m. on July 5th. And if you've seen the end of the Return of Living Dead, that is when the US military dropped a bomb on Louisville, Kentucky, obliterating 20 blocks. So he arrives in Louisville to visit visit his twin brother to start some music, only for the government to drop a mini nuke on top, destroying 20 square blocks, 20 square uh blocks in Louisville, Kentucky.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Wow. That is that's what happened to Demon. That is tragic, man. Like that is terrible. You you survive one uh life-altering, you know, attempted murder, and then you get nuked by the government. That is uh that's some bad luck. And you know what's the worst part about that is I feel like you know that there could have been some some magic there. We could have, you know, we probably could have seen a little bit more of this guy. And uh let's face it, I mean, his work in the outhouse was legendary. The ooh, baby. Like, tell me a Friday fan who doesn't say that, sing that song.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 9:04

Like, I mean, this guy, this guy had talent, and it was evident, and this is a life cut short. This like uh this one hurts. That hurts. I was I was I was kind of hoping for something. Um but that's life, right? I mean, we don't know what's uh what's around the bend, and uh, you know, I'm sure Brenda didn't count on her daughter becoming an OnlyFans star, but that's life. And uh sometimes sometimes they will have happy endings uh after leaving camp. And sometimes, you know, the they'll die anyway.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Sometimes the bomb just drops.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Exactly. Exactly. Awesome. Well, that we hope you enjoyed uh uh if they survived, um, another edition. Obviously, this is going to be a recurring segment that we are gonna have a lot of fun with, and um we're curious to know how you uh how you enjoyed our take on where these uh characters, these beloved characters ended up. Um let us know your take.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

I'd love to hear what somebody else would do with Demon. So let us know your take in the comments. Also, if you have like a wacky character or an out-of-wall character that we may not get to, like so-and-so from maybe somebody from Jason takes Manhattan, just yeah, shoot us a comment down below on characters you would like us to try and tackle.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, tell us what characters you want us to do. Um, and we'll uh we'll definitely listen to uh to what you have to say. I mean, this is a a wacky segment that we happen to love, but if we can uh if we can please you guys in the process, that's that's definitely the priority. So awesome work, Uncle Pete. Um, thanks for delivering us the news. It's tragic news, but you know, it's news. You don't write the news, so to speak. I don't know. Anyways, so with that being said, that concludes this episode. Uh don't forget to subscribe to uh the YouTube channel, like our videos, comment. Obviously, we're giving you lots of stuff to comment on here. So um please uh please join in the conversation. Let us know what you want to see in future episodes. Uh we're all in on Friday the 13th. So anything you love about this franchise, uh, we'll do it. So speak to us.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

You got questions? So anything, like, yeah, totally. Questions, comments, anything you want to want us to tackle. Like, hey, no podcast has ever talked about XYZ before with Friday the 13th. How about would you guys discuss this? I'll easily we'll easily make a segment to you know give the fans what they want.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

Absolutely. All right. So, with that being said, thanks for joining us on this episode of the Crazy Ralph Podcast, and we'll see you soon.