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Episode 10: Getting back, Wedding Gifts, Answer your questions!

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Getting back to normal life, the art of wedding gifts and we answered all your questions! Please send us all the questions you have for us! Enjoy!

SPEAKER_00

What's up, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome to episode 10.

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10.

SPEAKER_00

Wow, that's uh that's pretty impressive.

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We're in the double digits.

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That means we've done almost for 10 weeks. But we've I think we skipped, I think we skip we all know that's true.

SPEAKER_01

We've skipped a couple that's not true.

SPEAKER_00

Well, this has been uh interesting time, I would say, right?

SPEAKER_01

Well, sure. We got married, we went on the honeymoon, right?

SPEAKER_00

And then last week was just like a it was almost, would you call like a reset week?

SPEAKER_01

Sure, yeah, I'd call it that.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't do anything, yeah. I didn't do anything. Um, I kind of sat on that part of the couch and I think I actually played pickleball twice or three times. So I did something. Um, it was fun. Yeah, but it's good to get like back now. I this week I think we're like we're go.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm I know, and I feel like I did do things. I unpacked, I cleaned the whole house. Tell me I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_00

I unpacked too, and I cleaned some of the house.

SPEAKER_01

Did you?

SPEAKER_00

What did you clean? I cleaned uh my section.

SPEAKER_01

I cleaned uh you cleaned the inside of a friggin' chip bag. That's what you cleaned.

SPEAKER_00

Can we okay? How many times did you make me dinner last week?

SPEAKER_01

That's true. Okay, that's true. So Eddie is our cook, he is our chef.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so we balance each other up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're the cook, I'm the cleaner. It's true.

SPEAKER_00

No, they don't. Farcia, like she loves to talk about it. Also, okay, wait.

SPEAKER_01

We have to explain, we have to explain Farcia.

SPEAKER_00

We will explain Farcia. Okay, we'll explain Farcia and we'll explain the voice behind everything. How about that? Okay. We don't have any notes, no iPad today. No iPad. But we don't know what to talk about today. So I am anybody, a lot of people that listen to the show that know me, I am a master shit talker. Like I could talk shit with the best of them. Caroline likes to talk shit, but she doesn't like to take it back.

SPEAKER_01

Well, because here's the thing you go too low.

SPEAKER_00

That's uh that's the art of shit talking.

SPEAKER_01

No, you go way too low. So I say something like a little silly and fun.

SPEAKER_00

No, it's yeah, like you just said I cleaned up the inside of a that was silly and fun.

SPEAKER_01

That would be bad.

SPEAKER_00

I could have really that's a top ropes.

SPEAKER_01

No, I no, okay, here's the thing. You would be like, I would be like, oh ha, you like clean the inside of a Cheeto bag, and then you would be like, Well, guess what? You're so heavy, you can only get weight at the zoo. Like, you would say something like that.

SPEAKER_00

That's such a bad thing. I wouldn't have said that. That's bad.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, what would you say?

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm not gonna say it because Yeah, I don't want to hear it. Just because you say it sweet doesn't mean it's not hard.

SPEAKER_01

No, and then you say something. No, and then you say something so gnarly that I'm like, and my hair gets like flies back because it can't believe how crazy it is.

SPEAKER_00

I grew up in a locker room. I could talk shit with it.

SPEAKER_01

That's fine. I'm not in a locker room.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but you like to talk shit, you like to act like you're in a locker room.

SPEAKER_01

No, but then when it comes on you, no, please don't say nothing.

SPEAKER_00

That's better what you are.

SPEAKER_01

No, I just think that you need to know the line. I think that there's obviously There's no line in shit talking.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no. You just can't talk about people's moms or family. No, I can't talk about family.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, here's a locker room line. It doesn't really exist, right? There's a life. There's still a line there. There's a there's a line in wife.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but if your wife wants to talk shit, you better believe I'm gonna talk shit back to you.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, anyway, so the the uh nickname fartsia comes from Eddie's last name. I guess mine is too, Garcia. That's right, right? And uh basically when Eddie, Eddie farts a lot. There's no other way to describe it. He just farts a lot, and so I started being like, geez Louise, like you're like not Garcia, you're fartsia. And then everything I would like if when he's angry, did we already explain this? When he's angry, I call him Grumpcia because he's like grumpy.

SPEAKER_00

We haven't talked about that.

SPEAKER_01

So I just put everything in front of Sia, but now it's you. Well, then you started calling me it back because you fart a lot. No, you tried, you tried, and it just didn't work. You tried fart line, I didn't like Caroline Fart line that didn't take.

SPEAKER_00

I do call you just fart, just fart. I think it's more, I don't even think it's like a You don't even think about it now. No, I just call you Fart, yeah. So let's talk about that voice. So everyone has we were in Africa, and obviously the animals, and that voice comes from one specific.

SPEAKER_01

No, okay, so here's what he's talking about. We went on Safari, and when I would do videos of the animals, I would do like a mocking voice, like it's always like a lisp. I can't even do it on command. It's like, oh yeah, okay. Here I am. My name is Alma Joaf, and I love I love sitting young to Safali. I would do that, and everyone's like, I love the voice, I love the voice. Where Eddie gets in there, he comments on one of the TikTok.

SPEAKER_00

I did come up with this, by the way.

SPEAKER_01

No, you commented on one of the I didn't even know you were awake at this point. I just like look at my TikTok and I'm like, oh, look at everyone's like enjoying the voice. They think I'm funny, haha. All of a sudden I see Eddie Garcia. I actually came up with that.

SPEAKER_00

I did.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, geez Louise, Eddie, jealous match?

SPEAKER_00

I did come up with it. I don't know if you did. You just gotta give their flowers for their flowers or a gift. You don't like to admit things. That's another thing that Fartia is not gonna do.

SPEAKER_01

There's gonna be called couples therapy.

SPEAKER_00

But it honestly comes from Gusle. So Gusser is our one of our dogs. This is Zoe. I think she's in the frame right now. Um, Zoe doesn't have a voice. Gusle does have a voice, and uh, she's staring through my soul. I think do you think she needs to poop? She probably wants to you want to go on a long walk? We're gonna walk after this show.

SPEAKER_01

We'll go on after the podcast.

SPEAKER_00

Is that okay with you? That's Zoe. I'm I'm just we're gonna deal with my dog. Um she's stretching out.

SPEAKER_01

But then, but then Gus, Gus is like, he's so like Gus, I rescued Gus from Korea. So they there's this like a dog rescue in Long Beach called Camp Cocker, and they have Cocker Spaniels. And I guess that they were like they were like partners with I think some of Arden. No, but they they were like partners with somebody in Korea, and they found like 18 of these like abandoned dogs, Cocker Spaniels, in this Korea warehouse, and one of them was Gus. So I adopted Gus through that. And Gus is such a lover, but he like doesn't have his vocal cords were cut, and he's like can't get potty training, and he's kind of like pathetic in a way.

SPEAKER_00

No, he's not. Don't call him that.

SPEAKER_01

No, but what but what I mean is that he's so loving, like he's so loving and so soft, even though like he has clearly been like hurt his whole life.

SPEAKER_00

Even sometimes you go to pet him, he doesn't like to be pet, you know?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he's a little nervous, but he's just like a big lover, and so we always use this voice we're like, oh my name is Gospel. I came over from Koya, and I love it here. And and like he's always just like assumes the best, like that's his like personality in our head that he's like, Okay, so it's Lee. I know my teeth are falling out, but they're probably in Koeah, they cut my vocal codes for a reason. They did it on purpose because they would only do something that was good for me. Yeah, like that's his vibe.

SPEAKER_00

But the voice comes from Gus. That's what the bottom line is from all this. So the voice comes from Gus. Um, we do have some qu I have some questions to ask our audience.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So we're gonna flip the script a little bit. Well so so it's funny, right?

SPEAKER_01

They don't answer us because remember, we asked about Club Garcia and no one answered.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, they didn't?

SPEAKER_01

No, no one told me anything. But then I posted TikTok the other day and someone commented and was like, Where are you on the podcast? We miss you. And I'm like, Oh, we have listeners, I guess.

SPEAKER_00

No, we for sure have listeners because I get emailed every week, like a weekly weekly report on it. And uh we get we have quite a few actually. But then we asked some questions and more people listen to us than I think should, but it's awesome. And uh, but I have a question. Okay, and it's not a question from like I don't want to sound selfish though, because oh we've talked about this, right? Like gift gift giving at a wedding, right?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, geez, Louise.

SPEAKER_00

So you guys are gonna see Eddie's greedy side. No, it's not my greedy side, but I'm so I'm the type of person that forgets. Like I forget a lot of things. I think that's a one of the best parts of being married is like you have like another partner to kind of be like, hey, do this, do this, do you think to carry the mental load?

SPEAKER_01

Not the mental load. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_00

Not the mental load, but like if it wasn't for you certain things, I wouldn't RSVP, like I'd be hard to RSVP for now that I know what it takes from behind the scenes of like running a wedding, you know, I think I would RSVP right away. Yeah, that's one thing. But my like sometimes you forget to like, you know, give them a present or something like that.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And my question is when is it too late? Not that we're asking people for presents, we're not asking for people for presents, but I know it's been like my parents aren't afraid to tell people, like, hey, you forgot to give them a gift, or my your mom isn't afraid to tell somebody, hey, by the way, did you give them a gift? I I don't know, right?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I think it depends on the person. I also think a lot of people uh traveled all that way for us, so maybe they think their presence is a gift, and I think that that's fine.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_01

And and I don't want to. I'm just opening the discussion. I'm just making this a forum. I'm just gonna So we have like what, like 30 people who didn't give us a gift, right? And as we've been going through, because I just bought all these thank you notes, in fact, that we have to get going on. We're like, oh, these people didn't give us a gift, and some of them are a little surprising. It's like, oh, that's someone that we would think would give us a gift, and then it's been this conversation because Eddie is like, Oh, I'm gonna go on white now and don't have to be.

SPEAKER_00

I don't I'm not gonna do that. My I that's like that's like something you pass along.

SPEAKER_01

But then I'm like, I'm like, it's literally, we were at dinner last night with the Garcias, and you guys are like, read the list, read the list of who didn't give a gift. And I'm like, no, like I think we're just done here. I think it's like send the thank you cards and we're done.

SPEAKER_00

But that's also like my family is like that, but your mom said the same thing. Your mom said, tell me which one am I?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, my mom is like, give me the list and I'll cunt them down.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I think. That's what I think. So that's why I think it's like I don't want to say they almost take it personally, because like if it's their side of the family, they're like, oh, who is that? Like, or if it's my sister, my brother, you know, etc. Same thing with your mom. It's like, is it my friend? Is it like a girlfriend of mine? Like, you know, is it an aunt, whatever, you know? Yeah. Um, so I think it's easier for them to make have that conversation than for us to have that conversation. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_01

100%.

SPEAKER_00

But I think I I'm what I'm saying is I think people forget.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I think that's true. Well, I also think about like this is not the same thing, but like our friend Annie, remember for the bridal shower, we sent her a uh an invite and she never responded, never said anything.

SPEAKER_00

And mind you, she's like a grade school teacher, like most on top of it, most they probably the nicest person we nicest human alive. Yeah, one of the nicest humans alive.

SPEAKER_01

And we didn't hear from her and she didn't show up.

SPEAKER_00

And we and you like brought it up.

SPEAKER_01

You're like, this is so surprising. I was like, it's so weird that Annie didn't even say anything or didn't come, but I also didn't want to be like reach out to her and be like, hey, what's your deal? Like, why didn't you come? Or like why didn't you even say you couldn't come? Anyways, turns out it got sent to the wrong email. And Annie, I guess, saw the photos of the bridal shower and felt like left out. Like she was like, Oh, I thought we were like pretty close. Like, I'm Did she tell you that? Yes. Oh, really? She said that she told Reuben, like, I was at her birthday. Like, I'm surprised that like she didn't invite me to a bridal shower. And I was like, Annie! And so we had this like weird standoff where like neither of us were saying anything to each other because we didn't want to be rude. And then when we finally figured it out.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I had something like that with Yanni, my good friend. Remember, she was like, didn't know if she was invited to the wedding. Yeah, Yanni's also got like 10,000 things going on this going on at the same time. Right. I swore I had texted her about it, and then we have friends like that are just on top of it. You did you sit a suit shop? This is another promo for suit shop. Yeah, you just did another uh you said a video for them. I had some buddies, like my buddy Harrison, he's on top of it. Yeah, like he's one of those guys. If you send him a wedding invitation, he's gonna book his hotel, he's gonna send you a gift, and then he's gonna ask you, like, hey, what's the dress code? And also, do I need to bring a fork or a spoon to eat? Like, it's gonna be like that's a place at valet parking. Like, you know what? Very on top of it.

SPEAKER_01

I am too. And so, like, my friend Natasha, sorry to call you out, Natasha, she doesn't listen, but um, we got an invitation for her wedding, and I just I was like, okay, RSVP, yes, I booked our hotel, and then I wanted to get a gift, and you go to her registry and it says, not up yet, coming soon. And I was like, Oh my gosh, because if I don't do it immediately, I might forget.

SPEAKER_00

You see, and I'm the type of person that'll like, I'll read the text, I'll scan the invitation, won't do anything, and then eventually get back to it, and then it'd be like, Hey, by the way, are you coming to the wedding? Oh, fuck yeah. Like, I'm definitely planning on giving you know what I mean? Yeah, so I get that. People maybe forget, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But the gift thing, it's so weird because especially because our wedding was semi-destination. I never want someone to think that we're like, hey, I know that you spent a lot of money to come to Palm Springs. Do you also want to get us a gift? Right.

SPEAKER_00

But also, when is it too late to give a gift?

SPEAKER_01

My mom said she said that like she read somewhere it was like, either six months or a year they have to give a gift. We got a gift last night. We got ice cream.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

That was really we went to Salt and Straw, and this girl was wearing like a Portland shirt, and Eddie was like, Are you from Portland? She was like, Yeah, she was like, Oh, I'm from Happy Valley. I was like, Oh my god, I'm from Beaverton. What brought you to LA? And she goes, Oh, I'm going to school at LMU, which is where I went to school. And then your mom said, They just got married.

SPEAKER_00

And then I think my mom will tell everybody we just got married for the next five years.

SPEAKER_01

100%. And then, and then when we went to go check out, they were like, We're compying it, we're compying your ice cream. And also, your mom said, She's famous about me. Are you no? I was like, I'm not famous, don't think that.

SPEAKER_00

But it was like she was really shy, she didn't really want the attention, I felt like.

SPEAKER_01

But she still gave us really nice free ice cream, and salt and straw's expensive.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, hopefully corporate doesn't hear this, but that was really nice.

SPEAKER_01

No, I think it corporate should hear it because we loved it, and she did great customer service.

SPEAKER_00

Great customer service, yeah. Um, you guys, you know, some quick little thing about Salt and Straw. I always pop in there like once a year or something like that to see their prices because I move as they move.

SPEAKER_01

Do you? Yeah, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I move I think they're pretty fairly priced because I think they're like I didn't even look last night. Whenever my it's so funny, whenever my dad goes anywhere with us, I don't even look at prices or look at menus or because I got my guy. It's like all inclusive when your dad comes.

SPEAKER_01

Oh geez.

SPEAKER_00

Um, but I think they're about six and seven.

SPEAKER_01

I think it was six fifty for a year.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, and then I think uh their cone, they actually make their waffle cones it's like a dollar fifty, a dollar seventy-five, which is kind of on par. I charge a dollar, but I try that's where I look at my prices.

SPEAKER_01

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Little insight. Oh, that leads us perfectly into our first question.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_01

It's like you planned it. Question for the pod. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Hello, Garcias from across the concrete walkway.

SPEAKER_00

What is that?

SPEAKER_01

It's Maddie.

SPEAKER_00

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Hope you have a fabulous honeymoon and sorry again for not being able to make it to the wedding. Uh, newborns, am I right? Hope you guys don't hear him crying too much. Regardless, it looked amazing. Side note, we don't hear him crying at all. Do you?

SPEAKER_00

I've heard him, you know, he's woke me up twice now.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's twice. I don't hear him crying at all.

SPEAKER_00

He's a good baby.

SPEAKER_01

He's a great baby.

SPEAKER_00

I don't yeah, I don't even think I've no, I haven't heard him one time.

SPEAKER_01

She could have been lying this whole time about having a baby.

SPEAKER_00

100%. I have seen him. She just doesn't want to go to her, she just didn't want to go to our wedding. No, no, I think.

SPEAKER_01

And I just like met a cabbage patch call.

SPEAKER_00

No, but I I actually did see he perks he parked beside me the other day and he did have a car seat in the back of the street.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, wow, so it is real. Or they just really committed to the bit.

SPEAKER_00

And they put like diapers in there and were like, oh, I guess he's no, okay. No, but he's a good baby. I don't think I've heard what was his name again. We probably shouldn't say it.

SPEAKER_01

We should not say it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but but it's a beautiful baby. I met, I think I saw him one time.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I've seen him once. No, but I have not heard him.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, are you ready for the question?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

By the way, Maddie, our neighbor, has a baby. Also, crazy for people who don't know. I came here for an open house, and I came in to go see this house to see if I wanted to buy it, which obviously I ended up doing. And literally, while I was at the open house, I watched Maddie, my friend from college, like walk into her place. And I knew that she, she and her husband, well, boyfriend at the time, I think, had bought a townhouse in Mar Vista, but I didn't really like I literally Oh, you didn't know.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, they were they were here before you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I knew I had hung out with her and she said, I bought a townhouse in Mar Vista. And I was like, Oh my god, she's like, Yeah, you should come see it. I was like, Great. And then I never saw it. And then I came here for an open house, and there was Maddie. I was like, Oh my god, I guess this is a townhouse in Mar Vista.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I mean Mar Vista's kind of yeah, no, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, we're great neighbors.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Maddie says, My question is actually for Eddie. She says, sorry, Carolyn, but I already know you. How did you get into the ice cream business? And do you have any new flavors in the works that you're excited about?

SPEAKER_00

So, how did I get in the ice cream business? That's always a good question. So I was a broadcast journalism major, and when I was coming out of college, um, right when I was like really getting into it, the pandemic hit. Like I was doing the whole the hiring process was tough.

SPEAKER_01

I was like called COVID-19.

SPEAKER_00

A little COVID-19. So I was I was kind of, you know, broadcast radio is tough. You gotta work your way from the bottom to the top. It's very um like most industries. Like most industries, right? So I was gonna be a board operator, um, and it was like tough to do get that. Like it was a tough, like it's tough to get in the radio industry, like it's probably just in LA, but like just to get in the door. Of course. And I remember finally getting a chance, and uh it was a small, small, um small station in Santa Monica, and I was gonna do the board operator, and I remember going in there, getting the job, and then the next week COVID-19 happened. And what does that mean, right? What what what do you think what do you think happens, right? I was the first guy, I was the last guy they hired, and the first guy they fired. So that happened.

SPEAKER_01

They said Eddie Garcia.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, then I thought my dreams of being in the Did they actually fire you?

SPEAKER_01

Like, did they come in and just say you're fired?

SPEAKER_00

No, I didn't even go, I didn't even have a first date. Like, I was getting ready to fix it. I didn't even know that.

SPEAKER_01

You didn't even have a first date.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, I was getting ready to like display. No, we're gonna be. We were like talking about like start dates. We were starting to do that. I didn't even know that.

SPEAKER_01

And so what they just like you was like, actually, never mind.

SPEAKER_00

Actually, never mind. Yeah, like delete did you cry? I didn't cry, but it was tough, you know. It was COVID, it was that's when I that's when I figured COVID was real.

SPEAKER_01

Oh you sound like such a thing.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no, but I was like, oh shit, this is like for the long haul. Yeah, you know, at that because you know, those first couple days, people were like, Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_01

I remember when my girlfriends were like, they're saying it's gonna go all the way through April, yeah, or it might be two weeks, or it might be one week.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I remember getting that email, and they're like, We don't know like the future, like we don't know. And I was like, Oh man, this is probably this is gonna be a big thing. Yeah, you know. Um, so so that ended up happening, and then I remember my dad being like, All right, so what's next, right? And I was like, Well, I want to get back in radio, like I'll just wait, you know? And he's like, No, no, no, we gotta go. And so, what were you doing?

SPEAKER_01

You're just sitting at home.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I think we were all just sitting at home.

SPEAKER_01

I guess so. Yeah, but like you didn't have anything.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't have I didn't have anything. I mean, I was a broadcaster, but that's what I wanted to do, like sports radio.

SPEAKER_01

So it didn't take a while to get that first job.

SPEAKER_00

It did, it did. I was I remember I I'll never forget this. God, I had an interview at Fox Sports, I'll never forget this. And it was the worst interview in my entire life. I remember I walked into Fox Studios and I saw Colin Coward, who's the guy who I like, he's like the go, right? I listened to Pat McAfee and Colin Coward, those are the two guys I listened to. And I remember seeing him and I got so nervous. It was, I was kind of interviewing for almost like my dream job a little bit.

SPEAKER_01

And um Do you think you were underqualified for it?

SPEAKER_00

Not at all. Oh I was just so nervous I couldn't talk.

SPEAKER_01

I see.

SPEAKER_00

And for me to not be able to talk, that is like I've never never met that.

SPEAKER_01

I've never met that.

SPEAKER_00

I was like shaking. They gave me like a sheet of like people to fill out. I remember like they're like, Oh, how good do you know sports? And I was filling it out, and I named them, but I was probably I was like, I was like writing like this, like it was unreal. I was so nervous. I totally had a it would the interview was so bad. I interviewed the guy, uh I emailed the guy a week later. I was like, I am so sorry about that interview. Can I re-interview like in a week? But in that industry, you can't do that.

SPEAKER_01

Like, did he did he say yeah, it was bad?

SPEAKER_00

No, he never said it was bad, but I know it was bad. Like I knew, like coming out of that, I was just so nervous. Yeah, uh, I wasn't myself, right?

SPEAKER_01

Totally, but anyway, kind of like on our first date.

SPEAKER_00

No, um so then anyway, I so that didn't work out anything. Um, and my dad was like, What do we do next? And I thought, fuck it, let's I was actually dating a girl from uh somewhere in the Midwest, and I had thought of this idea of ice cream, and I was like, Oh my god, I went and tried this ice cream, and I said, if I ever started my own business, this is what I want to do, because they don't have it in LA, it's kind of a niche thing, and long story short, it was that time. What are we gonna do? And I thought about that idea, and I was like, I'm gonna bring that and I'm gonna put it in a truck, and I'm gonna do it in LA. And then long here we are, three years, four years later. Um, we are flavors by Ed in a truck, and it took that took honestly the whole process of starting an ice cream truck took a long time. It's not something I just thought I needed an ice cream machine in a truck, go, and it's not you need to find power, lights, like uh generators, um, permits, uh, how you can get the machine in the truck. And then there's so many things, right?

SPEAKER_01

So in like marketing, marketing, people getting to know who you are.

SPEAKER_00

People getting and I'm still not that big, right? It's still like growing, yeah. Um, but it's still like it was a tough process, and then now we're finally, you know, going. And then any new flavors? I wouldn't say we have any new flavors. I have eight flavors that I really like that sell really well. I remember I told you I want to bring banana in because I love banana ice cream.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but you're the only person who likes banana ice cream.

SPEAKER_00

Cold stone banana ice cream is my favorite ice cream. Um, but I'm probably the only one of the only people, and it right now, what I have right now sells really well. So there's no I'd maybe work like maybe a mint in, you know, for like pistachio nut. Because pistachio nut sells good with adults. Yeah, it does. But so would mint, you know. I also try to base it based off colors, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Well, yeah, so you said the banana you would have to kick out a birthday cake, but birthday cake sells really well. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

No, I the kids are what make, you know, also.

SPEAKER_01

So Eddie's like Eddie said, it's like a it's called Flavor Burst.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, Flavor Burst.

SPEAKER_01

And it's from the Midwest, and he thought of or he got the idea because his ex-girlfriend is from the wet Midwest. And so it's always really funny to see Eddie now when people ask him, like, oh, how like why do you have flavor bursts? Like, what's your connection to the Midwest? Because for a long time Eddie would like stumble around it and be like, I just like uh like I like at a friend who like Did that because I'm like sitting right there, and then I'm like, it's his ex-girlfriend, like it's okay, we can all say it. Yeah, your ex-girlfriend is from the Midwest.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that was funny. Because it remember it kind of happened early on. You were like, I think you were like helping me with my first event.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_00

And somebody from like Michigan from the Midwest was like, How do you know what's your connection to this place?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and then Eddie's like fumbling over his words.

SPEAKER_00

And I'm never nervous in that truck. Like, I'm always no, you were so nervous.

SPEAKER_01

And I was like, listen, we like I'm aware that you dated someone before me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, if this is okay. So, yeah, that's where it came from. Yeah, that's the idea. That's a whole backstory behind it. And now this is kind of like my way of getting back into radio, right? It's like our podcast.

SPEAKER_01

This podcast.

SPEAKER_00

So it's really fun.

SPEAKER_01

We love it.

SPEAKER_00

We love it, yeah. Maddie, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, thank you, Maddie.

SPEAKER_00

That was a great question by her. She's always she often asks a good question.

SPEAKER_01

She she's on it. Yeah. We love Maddie, even if she lied to us about having a baby.

SPEAKER_00

And she's usually watching sports too. Is she? Because she has her blinders down.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I always is that weird that I look into see what people are watching?

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Really? But it's not like at my eye level. It's not like I don't have I'm not like going through bushes. It's like as I'm walking into our place, I like you could see how people like Well, I know that that there's one apartment at the end.

SPEAKER_01

They like sports too.

SPEAKER_00

They're always Dodger fans. Big Dodger fans.

SPEAKER_01

They're always watching sports.

SPEAKER_00

And I'm so jealous because they're like cooking and watching the Dodger game. I'm like, damn, this would never happen in my house.

SPEAKER_01

Why?

SPEAKER_00

What do you mean, why?

SPEAKER_01

We always watch Dodger games.

SPEAKER_00

We don't want okay. The only sport that you let me watch through and through from beginning to end is the Rams.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, that's not true. We uh Lakers has been on the TV a bunch lately.

SPEAKER_00

I wanted to watch last night and you said no, let's watch too. I put on my iPad. But that's it's it's not here nor there.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, well, that's true. I guess if I'm around, I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I'm saying. Like they're just like they're just hanging out with it.

SPEAKER_01

If I'm not around, you can't see it.

SPEAKER_00

I think Maddie likes sports. I think Maddie, I think they're does Maddie like sports? Are they from New Orleans?

SPEAKER_01

We all eat she's not from New Orleans. I'll email her back and ask her.

SPEAKER_00

I think she's they're like Saints, or he's a Saints fan. They're another football fan.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, well we'll ask and sports fans. This podcast is just gonna be us and Maddie in conversation.

SPEAKER_00

As it should be.

SPEAKER_01

I know. Okay. Someone said, Caroline and Eddie, congratulations on you, marriage.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god, that's so cute.

SPEAKER_01

Caroline, I know you wrote on one day at a time. Are there any specific jokes or storylines that you wrote that made it to air? How does it work when lions actually leave the writer's room and make it into the script? So, just really quickly, because I know Eddie's never watched one day at a time.

SPEAKER_00

I don't even know what it is.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. Are you serious?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's a big show that I wrote on. It's my first show. That is extremely unsupportive of you, Eddie.

SPEAKER_00

That's not true. I didn't know you.

SPEAKER_01

But you we could still we should watch it now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we should.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, anyways. Um, when I wrote on Monday at a time, I absolutely loved it. And my biggest the joke that I wrote, my very first joke that got in, I'll never ever forget it. What is it? I'm gonna tell you. There was two, the two teenage girls, Elena and now I can't remember the her best friend's name. They come out and Penelope, the mom, goes, Oh, are you guys have you guys how's homework going? And Elena goes, Oh, we've been working on our immigration homework, but we've really hit a wall.

SPEAKER_00

You made a you made a fucking immigration joke.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, isn't that crazy? That was my very first joke that I got on.

SPEAKER_00

I've always known you're a racist.

SPEAKER_01

Eddie!

SPEAKER_00

You were you really are. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm totally kidding. So we're gonna clip that I always knew you were a racist.

SPEAKER_01

I know, I know, they are Eddie.

SPEAKER_00

I'm totally kidding.

SPEAKER_01

No, it was like it was like 2017. Donald Trump had just gotten into president presidency. He was talking a lot about that wall. And so I made my- Did they build that by the way?

SPEAKER_00

And did Mexico pay for it?

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm just wondering.

SPEAKER_00

I was just wondering. But they did, you know, they did paint the American side black?

SPEAKER_01

Why?

SPEAKER_00

Because they said so that when the sun reflects it gets really hot. But people aren't jumping from the American side to the Mexican side. Isn't that funny?

SPEAKER_01

Wait, that's silly.

SPEAKER_00

There's a lot of anthrax silly. Okay, like on Saturday night when that thing was staged. No, keep going, no, no, keep going.

SPEAKER_01

Eddie Garcia.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, keep going.

SPEAKER_01

I'm Eddie is a conspiracy theorist.

SPEAKER_00

I am not a conspiracy theorist. I know no. Did you see Dana White in that video? No, he was just standing straight up.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, anyways, so um, can we talk more about my joke from one day to time?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, keep going. Okay, so you just took me there. You took my mind there.

SPEAKER_01

Uh gosh, I think you forgot that we were fully recording the podcast. I know. Anyway, so I was very proud of that joke. It was very timely. Um, and now it's really sad. My joke was like a Donald Trump joke, but that's what it was. That was the first joke I got in, and um, yeah, a bunch of other storylines got into one day at a time. Um, but I won't share that here because I'm sitting next to a non-fan.

SPEAKER_00

That's not true. Yeah. I've watched every episode of the Great North.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but not one day.

SPEAKER_00

Is it one day still on TV?

SPEAKER_01

It's on Netflix.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, I watched it. Me and Zoe watched it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we did, right, Zoe? Zoe did.

SPEAKER_01

I actually think you did.

SPEAKER_00

We did, me and Zoe watched it. I actually watched it on our 30-hour trip to Canada or to uh Africa too.

SPEAKER_01

I wish that would be so nice.

SPEAKER_00

Have you guys seen Monsters University, by the way? No, great movie.

SPEAKER_01

That's what you watch over. I watched the pit season two, loved it.

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That was great.

SPEAKER_00

Also, guys, for anybody that uh is asking for merch, it's on the way. We're trying to figure out the best uh Okay, here's what we're trying to do. Yeah, yeah. It's tell them what we're trying to do, and if there's a listener that knows.

SPEAKER_01

I know if there's a listener that knows, okay, here's what we're trying to do. So we have those towels and hats, right?

SPEAKER_00

I might also throw some shirts in there.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. And um we had and basically we were like, great, let's sell these because we have a lot of people who want to buy them. And we need two tires for our car.

SPEAKER_00

That's not why we're fucking selling. You make it sound like we don't have you making it sound like we're oh please give us more.

SPEAKER_01

We're not saying please give us money, but I'm just saying it would be great if we could get new tires in our car.

SPEAKER_00

Why did you have to say that?

SPEAKER_01

Because we do.

SPEAKER_00

It's not why we're selling our merch. We're selling our merch because people want it. We're not selling because we need too many tires, bro. Are you serious? Gee.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just saying, I think honesty is the best policy.

SPEAKER_00

Are you just saying it's so it's like a free like what is it called? Girl math?

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, I mean, that's the whole point. And so, anyways, we're gonna sell this merch, but then I was like, well, we should we should make a little storefront where we could buy them or we could sell the merch and see how many people would like pre-order, and then we can go make exactly that amount, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, or made or made to orders, basically.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, made to order. So we're gonna do that, and then I come downstairs today because I was like, Eddie, it's on his to-do list. Figure out the merch shop. Yeah, and then Eddie said that all the shops guys, the shop all the shops, I guess, take 30% of your earnings.

SPEAKER_00

They just take too much of your earnings, and we basically we we obviously need a middleman, but we don't need a middleman.

SPEAKER_01

I'll give them 10.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but it doesn't work that way. What we basically want, guys, is like I think Etsy, we might even do it on Etsy, like um we don't know what we're gonna do it on, really. Shop is a place called Shop that I guess is good.

SPEAKER_01

I use shop all the time to track my stuff.

SPEAKER_00

I like shop. I actually like shop.

SPEAKER_01

But that's crazy. 30%. So if I go buy like a reformation dress, they keep 30% of it.

SPEAKER_00

No, some one of the companies that I looked at was like, if you sell a sweater for $25, they take 15 and you make 10.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00

What about the like there's money that went into them making that too, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

And they gotta buy tires for their car.

SPEAKER_00

I almost want to delete the tires out there.

SPEAKER_01

No! What those business owners got it?

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm like So then Eddie was like, let's just do it direct to the consumer. I'm like, what? So they're just gonna Venmo me?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, or sell.

SPEAKER_01

But I think that's like, I don't think people feel comfortable with that. I think they like the middleman to feel like you can like return or like I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

We're not gonna do returns on towels. We're not also gonna be, we're not gonna be Costco.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I know, but I I just think that we can't just it also their hats.

SPEAKER_00

It's it's hard to return a fucking hat. Like, what do you mean you say you don't like the act?

SPEAKER_01

I know, but I wonder if people just feel more comfortable.

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's why we need the input. We need you guys to respond.

SPEAKER_01

We need input. Yeah, listen, they they don't answer us.

SPEAKER_00

I'm actually gonna clip that part and then you could post it so that people could.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay, great.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Um, we love that. We love that. Yeah, yeah. Because we want to get because a lot of people have been asking for it. Yeah, and the plates, guys. I know you're gonna ask about the plates next, and they might be coming up for sale soon.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Look out for them.

SPEAKER_01

I'm looking at them right now. We had to make sure that the rest of the family was done who wanted them, and then we're gonna put them up for sale.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so look out for that. It'll probably be, we gotta make that a shock drop because you have a lot of people asking.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I don't even know if we can do it. I mean, there's so many people in my DMs that I have said, I'll come back to you, so I might have to go back to them.

SPEAKER_00

No, I think it should be a fair game for everybody now.

SPEAKER_01

Really?

SPEAKER_00

Unless you know like the first person that messaged you.

SPEAKER_01

Well, there was a couple people who messaged me like over and over and over again.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Sounds good.

SPEAKER_01

We I think we gotta get into the plate business.

SPEAKER_00

I told you, but you don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_01

How are we gonna get into the plate business?

SPEAKER_00

I'll I'll rent a minivan every week and go to Mexico.

SPEAKER_01

I bet you will. You just know, I think really, we need to become the manufacturers. You need to learn how to become a ceramicist.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, guys. Thank you guys so much for tuning into the program. You really want me to make a plate?

SPEAKER_01

I think you could do it, honey. I think you could do anything.

SPEAKER_00

Let's look at this.

SPEAKER_01

I think you could do absolutely anything.

SPEAKER_00

You think literally somebody could make this plate? Like you think.

SPEAKER_01

I think somebody made that plate.

SPEAKER_00

No, I know. But I'm saying you think you think you can make this plate?

SPEAKER_01

No, but I think you could.

SPEAKER_00

How would I make this plate?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Go to color me mine every day.

SPEAKER_00

No, but this is like yeah, no, this is this, or it's a good plate. I'm not sure I could make it.

SPEAKER_01

I think you're right.

SPEAKER_00

Because think about like, I could barely write my name.

SPEAKER_01

It's so true.

SPEAKER_00

Um, guys, we're gonna have dinner and walk our dogs. Thank you guys so much for uh listening.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you so much for listening.

SPEAKER_00

Maddie, thank you so much for writing in. Did we get the other person's name?

SPEAKER_01

Uh yes, her name is Miranda.

SPEAKER_00

Hi, Miranda. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you so much, Maddie and Miranda. Look out for the two ends.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, look out for the plates, look out for the merch.

SPEAKER_01

Email me mybigfatlatinowed at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_00

One more question. What do you guys think about us changing this podcast name?

SPEAKER_01

We already asked them, they didn't answer. Oh, fuck them. Okay, we're changing about changing the podcast name from Los Garcia to Club Garcia.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, Garcia Club.

SPEAKER_00

The Garcia Club.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, the Garcia Club.

SPEAKER_00

Thank you guys so much.

SPEAKER_01

Just let us know that you're listening.

SPEAKER_00

Thank you guys so much.