Run On Sentence

Ep. 11 : The Power Of Three

• Jack • Season 1 • Episode 11

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The East Coast Charmed sisters sit down for a good old fashioned coven kiki.

SPEAKER_00

Well, if the power of three will set you free, consider me to freedom. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the eleventh episode of everyone's favorite podcast, Run on Sentence. You know what? And another thing. Well, as y'all can fucking see, we had another change of plans. I know I said in last week's episode that me, Liv, and Carly were gonna film on the rooftop in Brooklyn, and Liv is fake and she needs her beauty sleep tonight and doesn't want to film tonight. So it was divine timing that Leslie was coming to meet up with us anyway to go out for my birthday tonight. And she came on back to Brooklyn with us and filled in the spot. But honestly, fuck you, Liv. This is better anyway. The Power of Three is together, and we're just ready to kiki. I'm so excited to have my dolls with me. Uh, we have not been together, all three of us, since I think pride of last year, which is insane. It's April, so it's almost been a year, but there's nothing better than having all the girls together. Like the energy just raises to another level. So any opening remarks from you, ladies?

SPEAKER_01

I'm just ready to go out and like play a good game.

SPEAKER_00

I'm just ready to play the game.

SPEAKER_02

Very happy to be here. Thank you for having us, John.

SPEAKER_00

You're gonna need to speak up a little more than that. We're gonna need to learn how to project for this episode.

SPEAKER_02

I'm very happy to be here.

SPEAKER_00

Couldn't be happier. Let's just jump right into it. What's new, Jack Carlesssi Pooh? I had such a beautiful time in the city this week. I went to go see Rocky Horror last night with my girl Carly. I didn't up Up Dog. I didn't update you guys last episode on the kerfuffle that we had with the Rocky Horror show tickets. We were supposed to go today, actually, the 15th, at 2 p.m. for a matinee. That maneuver uh That matinee did get canceled for unexplained reasons, and I had to exchange my tickets for a date that I was still gonna be in the city, which was only yesterday. So they tried to upcharge me$266, and I said that was not happening. So I did buy the tickets to insure the seats and then sent a long-winded email explaining why that is not my fault and I need the money back. And they did call me and say that they found other orchestra seats to exchange for. It was seat 110 and 111. I was like, ooh, it's a mind timing. Uh, but then there was a technical error, and I got another email being like, cancel tickets, and I was like, I'm gonna lose my mind. But they were like, Yeah, we actually had an issue with those tickets, but you can just keep the original ones and we'll refund you the price. So everything worked out, and the show was everything and more. I kind of had I didn't even know what kind of expectations I had. I was a little hesitant because of the some of the pictures I saw online, some of the costumes were a little suspect, and only one of Frank's costumes was like the fool, and the wig was a little questionable. I can speak on that now since I am wigged at the gig. Um yeah, it was a little bit of like a swamp water bust down wet seal type of look that the Mia Star special.

SPEAKER_01

The Mia Star special. Right.

SPEAKER_00

Um, which we'll get into the Lollapalooza later, but it um it honestly grew on me as the show went on until he ripped it off at the ends, and it was like okay. But yeah, the show was unbelievable. Rachel Dratch is a comedic legend and genius, and her timing is off the charts, and Magenta was amazing, MJ Rodriguez was unbelievable as uh Columbia. Uh the Rocky completely stole the show. He sang all of those bitches under the table. Usually I feel like Rocky is sort of a throwaway role, like they like they focus too much on the physique of the actor and like the acting or singing chops aren't always there. This Rocky was probably like the best performer on stage. It was insane.

SPEAKER_01

He was so good, like he was such a little cutie pie. Oh speaking it's he was such a little cutie pie. I really enjoyed the whole thing. I think I've only seen Rocky twice before, honestly. And one of the times I was really drunk, which was the most recent time, so I was like trying to remember everything that happened, but you know, it was kind of fun seeing it for the first time almost. Um I loved everyone. I mean wait, I can't remember completely frank.

SPEAKER_00

Luke Evans.

SPEAKER_01

Luke Evans was in love. The Rocky was also in love. Yeah, just like theater performance is everything. They can't take it away!

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah, I didn't know Luke Evans from anything else, um, so I was like a little trepidatious of like his singing ability and his acting ability. I think he is actually gay, but he is very straight passing. Uh, but from like the more I looked on his Instagram last night, I was like, I'm sensing a little sugar in the tank here. Like, I don't think he is fully straight. But he really warmed up. Like Sweet Transvestite obviously is like this the show stopping number in the first act, and he was a little clunky, like he was like like stomping around the stage in the booth, and I was like, maybe we gotta strut. Like we gotta like give it a little bit more flair. Uh but he really warmed up as the show went on. Uh and oh my god, he was so sexy. He was cried.

SPEAKER_01

I cried during Don't Dream It Be It. Like he really warmed up and then like gave it that last like at the end. He was so good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but if you live close to New York or you have the funds to fly yourself out, I would definitely recommend going to see the Rocky Sh horror show while it is running. I think it's a pretty limited engagement. I don't think it's plans on staying on the Broadway too long. Studio 54 was also such a cunty space. Uh, I was shocked at how well they integrated like all of the extra pieces like throughout the theater. Like it's a pretty small space, but they really did the most with it. I don't understand how they s like were storing the sets backstage because based on how small the theater is, I can't imagine the stage is that big. And like the giant grand foyer staircase for Sweet Transvestite was like only used for one scene, and I would love to know like where it went because it was so massive. Uh, but that's the magic of live theater, like all those little things that you don't see.

SPEAKER_01

The high school theater kind of feels like our high school theater felt bigger than that.

SPEAKER_00

100%. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I don't know how they were storing that.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, well, Leslie, you haven't gotten a chance to speak much yet. Do you wanna update the listeners on anything new going on in your life?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. So nothing too new. Um I did just well not just, but I am in school again. Okay. Again, yep.

SPEAKER_00

Um yeah, we're roomies. Like we were roomies, by the way.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, we were roomies in college um for our undergrad. And I'm doing my master's now for early childhood education. Um yeah, it's been good. Um been learning a lot. It's hard, but you know, you live, you learn. Um so yeah, there's that. I'll be done in like a year. Can't come any sooner. Um what else? I'm going to Florida at the end of the month for my birthday.

SPEAKER_00

April 20th.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Yes, ma'am.

SPEAKER_00

But she's a tourist, Eva. I'm an Aries, and we um couldn't be more different. That one week difference.

SPEAKER_02

Um I don't think we're similar. I think we just get along so well. Yeah. Um, but yeah, we're gonna go to Universal, gonna go to the water park, have a good time. Very excited. Um yeah. Not too much going on.

SPEAKER_01

But living life.

SPEAKER_00

I will say you going back to school was like the biggest shocker of like any of my friends who have chosen to like stop and go back to school because you fucking hated school so hard. Yeah. And yeah, you were just actually the like not even the last person on my list. You weren't even on my list of people that I would have guessed going back to school.

SPEAKER_02

I know. I uh yeah, I had I don't want to say a horrible time in school. I got to meet you and you. Um yeah, I never loved school, but I've never been bad at school. Like, I've always gotten my work done and like, you know, got my shit done, but I've never loved it.

SPEAKER_00

So it's also funny though that yes, you've always like you're gonna do good at whatever you choose to do, school being one of those things, whatever you apply yourself to, but for hating school so much to then be going to school to be a teacher is crazy. But life has a funny way of redirecting you to things that you didn't think you were going to. But I mean, you always love kids, so I mean, what else are you supposed to do with kids other than like babysit them, if not teach them? So it's just like the logical thing to do for you. Um, I do hope you like apply it more with like music so you don't like waste your beautiful musical talents. I mean, you're gonna do whatever you're gonna do, and like yeah, regular school probably has more like job security and like financial stability, but there's always musical educational opportunities too, so yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I actually when we graduated from school and I was like, oh, I'm so done with school. I used to teach theater and music to kids before going to college. Um but yeah, so I kind of have always worked with kids. Um the job I'm doing now, I am working in a preschool and I do music with them in there sometimes, but I think music is like it'll always be something I love and like am interested in, but like professionally doing it, and I just I don't think I could do that again.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, I totally relate. I never really had the intention of becoming a full-time performer, like I talked about in my episode two weeks ago with Liam, but I did always plan on working in it in some facet. Uh, but like when you're in school for performance, of course, you're going to like regardless of what your end goal is, like you're always gonna grapple with the idea of possibly doing it because like while you're in the throes of it, especially like in music education, you're like, shit, like I'm good. Like, should I do this? Uh yeah, but it's it's a whole commitment that you need to like dedicate all of your energy to if you're gonna do it's an impossible field to half-ass, you have to give it your all. I mean, you of all people like totally had what it took. Um, your voice is ridiculous, regardless. Uh, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. I think you could still depending, you know, you never know where life is gonna take you. You could probably end up at a like type like public school department of education school with you know, a good theater program and like end up directing a show or something, or like working as the musical director or something, you know, like there'll always be paths probably to lead you back to music. You can never escape it. It is truly the like highest vibration that we can experience while living on this earth. Um, and it is one of the only universal languages besides math is music. I but music is math. Music is math. They are they go hand in hand. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like algebra. Oh. Algebra. Algebra? I cannot do that, but I could play music.

SPEAKER_00

Carly, what's new with you? You want to give us a little update on motherhood of your new daughter, Pajmina?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Um, so I adopted a kitten a month ago. Her name is Pajmina, she's the little tabby baby. Jack has talked about her on the pod. Um, she is like, I'm obsessed with her so fully. The first week of having her, I was like scared. I was literally crying every day. Like, I'm pretty sure I had like postpartum depression, even though I didn't give birth to her, but I was like, oh my god, like my life is like totally changed around. Like I have this whole living being to take care of. On top of that, she was sick when I got her. Um, so I was having like PTSD too, like back to Penny, because it was like exactly a year ago of me taking care of Penny while she was dying. Um and so she had to go to the vet, I was dealing with gut pills. So the first like two weeks of having Kashmina, I was like, oh my god, I've I've made the wrong choice. What? Sorry, I'm gonna continue talking. Um, but like I am totally obsessed with her, and she's getting better, she's healing, um, she's the most playful little baby like ever. I did not realize how lazy my cats were growing up, all love to them, but they like they were lazy bugs. Can I say, can I curse? Okay. Um you're not monetized. Sorry, no, we couldn't cause. Sorry. Um yeah, but she is so full of energy. Now she is so full of light. Now she's so full of life. She was so full of life and energy. Um she wakes me up at 6 30 in the morning every day, which is hard, but I'm trying to like be more grateful for like being awake so early because I wasn't. So I'm like, she's teaching me a lot, I would say. And I'm a mother, and I have responsibility, and I love it! I'm a mother.

SPEAKER_00

And that's Dwarda. That's Dwarda. Um she's you know, she's waking up at 5678. Uh, she's teaching you how to be more present and seize the day. And keeping you on your fucking toes. She is really rambunctious. I I mean the I only met her one other time a couple of weeks ago, and she wasn't really acting too much of a fool, but like this time around, this trip, I was like, oh, she really does try it, yeah. Um, but she's fucking adorable, so she can get away with it. Well, if there's nothing else new, we gotta get this show on the road because we have a really fun prison break themed escape room that we're gonna be doing tonight. Um We're going to prison! We really gotta speed this up because our ride is almost here. You can hear the sirens in the background. We did an escape room for Alessia's birthday last year, right? I think two years. That was maybe maybe no, I think it was last year. Two years ago, two years ago we did axe throwing.

SPEAKER_02

That was the same night.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god, you're so right. Yeah, that was two years ago.

SPEAKER_02

No. Three years ago we did medieval times?

SPEAKER_00

Three. I don't think I had a beard, so yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Three years ago was medieval times.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, two years ago. 2023, yeah. And then so two years ago we did axe throwing. Yeah, I don't think I saw you for birthday last year. No, I don't think I saw it. Yeah, because you came to Long Island for my birthday. And then I didn't come back in back to back. Yeah. Anyway, we are gonna go to an escape room. I'm very excited about that. Um, but we gotta leave soon. Let's jump into the hoarder hall because I got a lot of cutesy little bootsy birthday presents. I got a VHS from Olivia. Shout out Liv again. Wish you could be here. It's almost like you were supposed to be. Um, she got me a movie on VHS that I never heard of before. It's called Witchboard 2. I think it's like a Ouija board that gets inhabited by a witch's spirit and like fucks with people. I don't know. I didn't like read too much about the description because I kind of I like going into new movies like that, like totally blind. So um, but based on the name of it and the cover art, it looks like that's what it is. Um, I also then went back today to the VHS store that you got it from. It was called Night Owl um movies in Williamsburg. Uh it was super cute. I ended up getting one VHS there because they are a little pricey. The cheapest VHSs are like$10 to$15, which is like the most I'm willing to spend on a VHS. So it's a lot of like the non-notable movies that are that price, and then they had like Halloween and Leprechaun and some like classic horror movies that were$75,$80. And I was like, you can go fuck right off. So I did not buy those. Um, but I bought uh Campphere with Jessica Lang, and her name is Nick Nolte, I think. She is the actress from Yellow Jackets, she plays Natalie, the adult version of Natalie, and she was actually who played Magenta in the Rocky Horror show last night. She was unbelievable. She definitely had like the most to do, I would say, out of all the other characters. And Magenta, like, is Loki the best character in the show, at least probably the most fun to play. Yeah, Magenta is definitely like the dream role. Uh, I mean, I I would want to do Frank, obviously, but or Riffraff if I had like a super high voice. Riffraff is really fun. Regardless, I picked that up, and then we also went to this horror bookstore/slash coffee shop next door. I picked up a book called The Retreat. Uh it seems like a good old thriller mystery page turner. Uh, it's pretty small, and I love like small physically and like page number wise. So looks like a quick read, and I love a tiny book. I just don't like rid of those. I know they're really it's I forget what they're called. I think they're called like mass market copies. Like they're the ones they like sell in grocery stores or like at like train stations, like in those little I mean they don't really have that anymore, but um I just love a little book. If it's in your pocket, it's much more easy to like throw in a bag and take somewhere. I hate a big bulky book. Uh so picked that up. I was pissed though because it said it was$12. And then I got to the registrar and she was like 19 and change. I was like, excuse me. Looked on the back, it was 12 pounds, not dollars. So didn't do the currency exchange on my mind. Carly got me a Smisky lamp, which I am super excited about. I did low-key know I was getting that for my birthday because when I came to see her last time, she did leave it out on her desk when she bought it, and I was like, oh my god, you don't even have any Smiski's. Like, this is like such a fun first Smisky to get. Like, where are you gonna put it? And she was like, I'm gonna kill myself. That's for you. But I acted surprised anyway. And then she also got me such a fun surprise gift. She got me Nancy Drew warnings at Waverly Academy. I, like I said, am a huge Nancy Drew lover, and Carly is actually the person that introduced me to Nancy Drew in the first place when we were in like second grade, probably. Uh, I went over her house one day and she was like, I picked up this really fun game. It's called Nancy Drew Danger by Design.

SPEAKER_01

I believe that it was in Do you know how they used to do like uh computer games? It would be like a pack of three, but it's like three completely different games. I think it was Danger by Design was in that, and it was like a Barbie's Horse Adventure computer game disc, which is the reason I bought it. But then it had the Nancy Drew in it too. I forget what the third one was, but that is what got us into it.

SPEAKER_00

And who will be the three? Nancy Drew Danger by Design, Barbie Horse Adventure, and Gigapeds, yeah. No. I also purchased a Harold and Maud poster from Night Owl movies. Uh we saw it like right as we were leaving, and me and Carly both it was I got a post, it was a like a hanger with like a plastic sheath on it, and there was one poster on each side of the sheath. The Harold and Maud poster was on one side and then the car poster the Carly got was on the other side, so it was like perfect. Yeah, I think that was it. Did I get anything else?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

No, no. Uh oh, and if we want to count it as like a hoarder haul, we got the like souvenir cups from Rocky Horror last night. Uh Carly got a gin drink. What was it called?

SPEAKER_01

The No, I actually I switched it up. I got a vodka one with Yuzu and Raspberry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Well, and then I got a Diet Coke, and it came in that. So add to the cup collection. What did you get this week? Broke bitch.

SPEAKER_02

This week? Nothing. But um I did get you I did get some, well not some, just two really cute dresses. Um, no. Just because I like them. Not just because one is black and has a little halter. Uh it's really cute. And then the other is brown and has polka dot, which is really cute. Um that's it. I remember I did get on Amazon some little travel bottles for my trip. Um Yep, just little travel bottles clear. Put some shampoo in. That's it. Yep, that's all.

SPEAKER_00

Gotta take care of those luscious logs. Even on vacay. Uh you'll be like, you'll get the natural. Well, you're not going to the ocean. I was going to say you'll have that natural salt water curl, but then you're gonna you'll get that chlorine water parter curl. So you gotta keep it hydrated, hydrated, um hydrated. Uh Carly. What's new with you? What did you get this week?

SPEAKER_01

Well, as mentioned, I got the house poster. Um, not like house the show, house the Japanese horror film. Um, super cute. I also got for my boyfriend Zach, I got Evil Dead one and two and Robocop. Because he loves those movies. What else did I get?

SPEAKER_00

The trading cards.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I got Robocop trading cards just because they were like 50 cents, I think. So I was like, or no, maybe it was like$5, I think the table said, but I was like, but but but I think the box said like 50 cents from when they were like selling it back however long ago that was. Right. 50 pounds. Um, and then I got a new bathroom cabinet because we have like a metal rack one that just has everything out in the open and it just looks cluttered boots. So I got like a closed one that matches like the sink color, and really excited for that. That was like I was looking forward to that all week.

SPEAKER_00

So and you can't forget about the Grand Reveal that's coming soon. Yeah, there's a huge gigantic bumblebee. It's a bumblebee though. We're good. We're chillin'. There's like a there's like a giant bumblebee like flying over you for some reason. When me and Carly were at the horror bookstore today, there was an ant crawling on my shirt, and she looks over at me like wide-eyed, and she goes, Jack, there's an ant crawling on you for some reason. Like, yeah, it's just doing its ant zooties.

SPEAKER_01

I had an ant infestation in my room last year, so they scare the hell out of me. And yeah. Oh, but also, um as far as new things I am getting. Oh well west of the couch. Um courtesy, yeah. Major major upgrade, uh courtesy of Liv's uncle. He's unfortunately moving out of the city, which really sucks. Um But thank you, Uncle, for the West on the couch! I'm so excited. Like, we have a hut on right now and it's not comfortable, so yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Big upgrade.

SPEAKER_00

Big ups to my Uncle leaving Brooklyn. Oh, he lives in Manhattan. Oh, Rich, Rich. Yeah, you're gonna have to get like um like a whole moving service. U-Haul, U-Haul Hamasaki, um, it's Brooklyn Queen, and you have no elevator in this building, then you gotta haul that shit up the stairs. That's crazy. Alright, well, I think that concludes the horner haul. We got some good shit. Um, so let's get into the content corner. Well, for my music in the content corner this week, I might be a little biased since we just saw the show, but my uh favorite song in my in my heart at the moment is Don't Dream It Be It from Rocky. It really hit hard yesterday. Luke Evans gave an incredible, heart-wrenching performance of it. And I just love I live. Heavy and my rotation this week on the way to work was Give Yourself a Try by the 1975, a classique. And it is so beautiful and stunning and gorgeous today, and it has been uh for the last couple of days. I mean, today and yesterday and tomorrow uh have all been 80, like 85 degrees in the city. It is like July weather, and the whole weekend on Long Island, it was like low 60s, um, so it you know felt very springy. So my most listened to song of the weekend was probably Outbound by After. I don't think I've talked about After on the pod yet. After is a newer duo that makes the most authentic early 2000s sounding music like in modern day. Uh, they really have like found this perfect synthesis of like our organic acoustic music mixed with like synthetic modern poppy music uh that really just does it for me. So Outbound is probably the best song in their catalog. It just slaps every time, and it is a very like spring-summer driving with the windows down type vibe. So that has been heavy on my Spotify. Carly, care to share?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, um, so top one recently is goodbye by the Sundays. It's just like you know those songs that come on and like the first like few notes happen, and you're like, oh, like that's just what it does for me. Um I really like the Sundays, like I really got into that. I feel like what one of their songs like last summer, wasn't it Summertime? Yeah, so that so summertime was like super popular last year, I remember. Um, but I didn't really start listening to them. And then I did in like January when I was walking Hilde, and I'm just obsessed, like the the lead singer's voice. I love I love like it's just it's so unique. And then I don't know what it's pronounced, like I don't know if it's a C H or a hard C, but Kiko Buff, Chico Buff by the Cocktoo twins. I I guess I'm a little bit of an esoteric bitch and I love them. That's just it's giving me springtime vibes. I don't know. I'm just living for it. And then Oranges by Alex G. God, it's just I don't know. It makes me feel good. It makes me feel good. I also have recently been getting into Alex G a little bit more. So, like lots of new artists for me. I'm trying to oh, and then also shout out to RuPaul. I was working the other day after the RuPaulapalooza, it just has me like not that we don't know that RuPaul is like one of the greatest people of our time, but like the RuPalopalooza was so much fun. We'll get into that. But the music, RuPaul's music, is so good, and the other day at work, I was like wanting to kill myself for the last hour of the shift, so I turned on some RuPaul, and it just really made it better. So I feel like just what they want. I'm gonna add on there because I love that song.

SPEAKER_00

And I will also second the RuPaul listening craze at the moment. I also on Sunday was forcing all my coworkers to listen to RuPaul music while we were closing because it was just too damn good. And ASMR Lover, I'm gonna have to throw on the list also because it's probably his best work and it don't get talked about enough. Uh, but you shouldn't feel bad about being an esoteric bitch and loving like the Sundays and the Cockchi twins, because if it's good, it's good, and they are popular for a reason. Um I know I also do feel that way when it's like all of like the the early twenties, like 18, 19 year olds, like my brother and like his generation are like obsessed with an artist. We just feel old if we like them. But it's like also these artists are older than us. So like they're way older than those kids that are listening to it, and it's like you know, trends repeat themselves, music popularity repeats itself. I couldn't agree with that one lyric in Lord's song less. Uh Lord Girl, you know, I love you. Um, one of my all-time faves, but I really don't relate to that song of uh or the line of the music it's uh you loved at 16, you'll grow out of. Bitch, no, the fuck I will not. I'll be listening to that to the day I die. Um and it will only come back in popularity, you know. So you like what you like. If it's good, if it's good.

SPEAKER_01

Speaking of music you love at 16, then 1975 lost my head. Been listening to that a lot. I love the album. Like, I feel like I fall off of I Like It When You Sleep, but then I turn it on and I'm like, wait, this he was on to something here. I love it.

SPEAKER_00

Well, Lesie.

SPEAKER_02

Well, speaking of music, listening to like from so long ago, I've been on a Justin Bieber kick. Um, always loved Justin Bieber, like from when I was very young, but I did stop listening to him for a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

Um He also did just like stop making music for a bit, so like fair.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but even like now I'm listening to like his first album and like um like One Less and Only Girl, and yeah, I so yeah, stopped listening to him for a little bit. Back on him, wish I was at Biebercella. Um, but you know the funds aren't there.

SPEAKER_00

Um no. I mean he knew though too. Like when he was on stage, he knew all of the real ones that really mattered and really cared about what he was doing were in Bad Cella and not Biebercella. So um he definitely and he I feel like he acknowledged that like during the performance. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah, I I didn't watch it like live, but um I really liked what he did. I know some people are kind of like hating on it, but I I loved it because like exactly like he knew his OG fans uh were not there and most people can't afford to go to Coachella.

SPEAKER_00

And I I also thought it was like really like niche and like kind of postmodern how he everyone's like, okay, like why is he just like sitting at a laptop, like in a chair, like well, because most of his real fans are at home, so he was it was like you were with him in his living room, like listening to his work with him, and like, oh, like look at my YouTube and like going back and like you know, just having like a night with the girls and like looking at your favorite YouTube videos or favorite songs, and like having a sing along together and watching your favorite music videos, and it really felt like you were like there with him, and I just thought it was really intimate. And we were saying before, bitch, he's a legacy artist at this point. I don't give a fuck what y'all say about like look at like he look at Sabrina doing the Mozilla Chapel doing the most like you gotta pedal your wares, you gotta show us that you're worth it. Justin bin done had herses. Like from utero, that bitch was pedaling and pounding the pavement. He has put the work in, he has done gigantic world tours, huge spectacle performances. You know, like he gave Pink a run for her money with the fucking flipping through the air shit. He was he's done the most. So he all he needs to do is be on stage at this point and just sing the hits. He doesn't even need to he's at that Rihanna level where like you don't need to make new music anymore. Yeah you could I mean Rihanna's not like performing either, which girl, what the fuck? Uh you don't need to make new music, but like yeah, that's something. Um like just show up and sing the classics. Uh that's literally all he needs to do, but he's still making new music, so like what do you care? Let him rock. He's a family man now, he's just enjoying the little moments and he's healing his inner child. Um, I think his son Jack, best name of the world, uh, has a lot to do with his healing. I've never seen him look happier and healthier in the last few years. Um but yeah, I'll throw in an extra song too. I haven't been listening to it, but talking about this and being with you actually just reminded me of it. Uh, I always forget about the Peaches album. And girl, this Bumblebee is trying it. Um that is such a one of our favorite songs and at the end of college was All I Asked. Sorry. All I Asked by Adele, also a fire song, but uh As I Am by Justin with Khalid. Baby, talk about Harmony. That song is so good, so I'll throw that in there too, but continue.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And also, like, he's been in the spot like since he was a child. Like Yeah. So like he's he's like, he's proved himself. You know, all these new artists, like, they I mean I didn't watch like Serena's full show, but like I saw it and it looks cool.

SPEAKER_00

But did you do a Coachella?

SPEAKER_02

Yes. I don't know, maybe.

SPEAKER_00

I literally only saw Justin and Addison Ray.

SPEAKER_02

I did see Addison Ray. I don't I'm not a huge fan.

SPEAKER_00

It was like a wanna be Brittany performance.

SPEAKER_02

I did see that, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'm all I'm all about like referencing and like taking inspiration from, but like, bitch, you're never gonna fucking be Britney. No one's gonna be Britney. Do your own thing. Yeah. Like even the outfits, the wig, like everything about it, like Tate McRae's tried to do it too.

SPEAKER_02

I do like Tate McCrae. I like her music. It's I've I started listening to her like very recently, but I uh I do kind of like Tate McCrae, but I do agree with you.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I like Addison too, but like she's yeah, she is sorry, Carly said I like Addison too. I I also love Addison. Um I know. I know No sister, and that is so true. Uh yeah, I mean headphones on, Dia Pepsi. She does make some really like raw, like authentic music.

SPEAKER_02

Um I gotta I gotta take that back. I've actually never fully, fully listened to Addison Ray. I've heard like parts of her music, but I've never like sat down and played a full song.

SPEAKER_01

So But you can speak your side.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um What was my next song?

SPEAKER_03

Warm.

SPEAKER_02

Warm. Oh yeah. Warm by uh Ariana Grande. I've always been such a fan of her, and I love her music. I think she has an amazing voice. Um, and honestly, like her whole new album I really, really do love.

SPEAKER_00

There's like a new one since Eternal Sunshine, right?

SPEAKER_02

No. Oh no, but it's coming.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, where there's like a few extra songs.

SPEAKER_00

But you're referring to like Supernatural by, like Yeah. Right? Okay. Yeah, that's a good album.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Anything else?

SPEAKER_02

And then Younger You by Miley Cyrus, Love My Girl. Um from the what was it, the 20th special anniversary. Um, yeah. She sang that song in there, she sounded great, she looks great. Um, also another artist I've loved since I was a child. Um but yeah, those are what I've been listening to.

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's a good segue into our like TV and movie watches for the content corner. I have not watched anything new since the last episode, so I can't really speak on that. But I haven't watched the 20-year Hannah Montana special because I don't have Disney Plus. Um, so I know you weren't originally planning on talking about that, but since you brought it up, please speak on that. How was it?

SPEAKER_02

I thought I thought it was really cute. It was nice to watch. I watched with um my cousin Caitlin and our bestie, Tiffany. Love you girls. Um I thought it was really cute. I kind of wished it was like a little bit more. Like it was nice to see them like go through all of her like costumes in the closet. And um, I don't know. I thought it was nice to watch, but I think it could have been a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. It seems like a little choogie just from like the clips that I saw. Uh I don't know. I feel like they could have done like a m because was it like part doc part like episode? Like that did they do like a storyline or was it just oh that sucks? Oh, I would have loved like uh like Miley comes home to visit her family and like to see like like made up a storyline of like what Hannah Montana's been doing.

SPEAKER_02

Like I I thought that it was gonna be like an episode before like they really put like anything out about it. I thought it was gonna be like an episode, but no, but it was nice to watch. I'm not gonna say I didn't enjoy watching it. Yeah, but it was it was cute.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, what else have you been watching besides that? Obviously, I mean you're not like keeping up with that because it was one episode by the what has been in your rotation?

SPEAKER_02

Um, nothing really new. I've been re-watching a lot of shows. Um I've been re-watching Game of Thrones with my boyfriend Mothy. We've shout out Matsales. We've been we've both watched the whole thing before, um, but we've never watched it together. I think we've watched like random episodes together like a while ago. Um so we've been re-watching it, and I know you guys don't really watch Game of Thrones, but we just watched the episode Battle of the Bastards. Great episode, if anyone watches. If you know you know. Um if you know you know. But yeah, great episode. So I've been watching that, rewatching that. Um we've also we just finished Sex in the City.

SPEAKER_00

All the way through? Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_02

I've seen it like all the way through. Um I've only watched the last season all the way through once, but I've seen like the rest of them like a few times. Um Matthew's never watched them though, so yeah, we just finished that, and I love that show. I think that's it's one of my favorite shows. Um yeah, so just re-watching shows really. I haven't gotten into anything new.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Sex in the City is really one of those top-tier, never gets old, timeless, timeless shows that you can watch as many times as you want and will never get tired of it. And it's always relevant, and like as the times change, like it still never feels out of touch and like tone-deaf. Like a lot of old TV that you watch, especially from like the 90s or the early 2000s, you're like, ooh shit, like how did they allow that to be on TV? Oh my god. Oh yeah, like, hey chica, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That that one is really bad. That one is bad. Uh, but for the like nine times out of ten, sex in the city really holds up, even in modern like standards. So uh love those girls. Fuck and just like that though. It's but that's a great example of like that is a show that didn't need a rerun, that didn't need a like a new season because it was still so relevant and stood the test of time, and like somebody could like you didn't even need like if you had watched the show before, you didn't need an updated version of it to watch to make it relate to who you are now. You can just re-watch the old one and still have it like evolve with you and be different for you, and like see it through a different lens and have every episode mean something different and even less meaningful. The original? Uh no, and just like that, fuck that. I watched like the first two episodes. I was like, I can't do this.

SPEAKER_02

I think we watched that together, like when it first came out, and I was like, I was so excited because I just love that show, and then we watched a few episodes and we were like, oh, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00

And just like that, it's a chop. Uh yeah, and then I just saw the clips of like the latest last season with like the fucking like social justice warrior, like uh like Miranda like coming out as lesbian. Like Trixie and Kate, I feel like always gave great commentary on it. These women were like the tastemakers of their time in the original series. They were pushing trends, they were the like like on the leading edge of society and like super accepting of people and always knew what was current. They were trendsetters, they were pop culture literate, they were like they had their finger on the pulse of like what was new and what was what. And and and just like that, felt like they had been in a time capsule and just like woke up in 2020 and they were like, What's they them? What's cover what's Zoom? Like it was crazy, and it was like these women would be like ahead of the curve with modern stuff, like if they had aged. They would have invented non-binary. Miranda would have been the first person to be like, they them, thank you. Like, she I I don't understand. They were a a lawyer, a sex columnist, a sex columnist, and Carrie is like, what's non-binary? What's what's gay? Like, are you kidding?

SPEAKER_02

Carrie pisses me off.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like but she's she's like a love to hate her, sort of thing. You know what I mean? Like she's supposed to. Um but yeah, Carly, any new shows that you're watching?

SPEAKER_01

Well, big love has been put me on. Yeah, everything and more. I know you weren't like a hundred percent sold on it, and I I l I only gave the pilot a shot, and I haven't like gotten around to watching it again.

SPEAKER_00

So I am gonna continue watching it, but the pilot didn't grip me, but I will, because you speak so highly of it, I'll give it a shot.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like when you were talking about it, like I it's not gripping in the way where like maybe it was, I guess the time it came out was like 2005, and I get what you were saying about like, oh my god, polygamy, like being the shocker, and like that's what grips you into it. But I don't think that's the point. Like it is more like, yeah, they're in a polygamous relationship. Like each of the wives' like personalities and like their own storylines, like with each other. It's just really good. I I mean Chloe Seveny, the other two, I don't remember their names, but you know.

SPEAKER_00

I know me too. Um I was like when I was talking about it, I was like, the one from Criminal Minds, the one from Once Upon a Time. Like I I don't know their names, but they're fierce divas. Blake from Criminal Minds. And Emma Snow from Once Upon a Time, whoever they are.

SPEAKER_01

Um and Bill Paxton, and all the side characters, I mean, a lot of them are annoying and weird, but they all give like a really good end.

SPEAKER_00

And Amanda Seafred.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, Amanda Seafred. And Aaron Paul. Oh my god. Sorry, he's he comes into it like season two, I think, and he's such a little cutie pie. He has like little like office siren glasses. He's just like so delish. And it's like right before he goes on Breaking Bad too, and you can kind of like see when he starts like you can tell when he starts to do the Breaking Bad job. Um anyway, it's just they do it does get a little true bloody, like um, we're on season four now, and like they're just sometimes like hard dropping storylines. But I feel like that is how it was for a lot of TV during that time, like they were just trying to keep the viewers and like do crazy things all the time. Which is why when Breaking Bad came out around that time and like actually continued a storyline and was like amazing TV.

SPEAKER_00

No, but I feel like shows at that time were able to do that because audiences weren't like hyper analyzing every episode and talking about it at length for the whole week leading up to the next episode.

SPEAKER_01

So, like storylines, like you can lose a little, like there's one character, like one of the daughters, like just comes in sporadically, and we're like, How are they forgetting about this daughter? But it's like obviously if I was watching it like weekly and it was coming out like once a week, I would not fucking care about the daughter.

SPEAKER_00

Like Streaming done fucked up, like loose storylines, because yeah, uh streaming is a great example of that, and there aren't like a thousand like review YouTube channels and like TikTok pages where you're pulling apart every nitty-gritty detail about an episode and storylines. Anything else?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I guess I watched a movie Women in Love. It wasn't that good, but it was fine. Um, but big love, just smoke a little joint, turn on some big love, and eat some dinner with your roommate. That's me and Liv's like ritual at the end of the night, and it's so lovely, and I recommend that everyone do it this spring. Big love spring.

SPEAKER_00

You heard it here first, folks. Smoke some weed, eat some food, make some coin, watch some TV, and love all my friends. That's the recipe to a successful life. Alright, let's do like a quick little dragooning while I have Carly here the first time I have a person with me to actually talk about drag race with. And what a fucking amazing episode to talk about. Like it was I'm so tired of lip syncing on drag race like I talked about in last week's episode. Um, it really doesn't even hold a candle to like the actual decision-making process anymore. It's like just depends on what RuPaul's mood is that day. Do you want to base it on the like performance and track record, or do you want to base it on the actual lip sync uh in that moment? It just kinda doesn't matter anymore. Uh, but I was pretty trepidatious about a RuPaul Lollapalooza um because I was worried they were gonna pick the worst of RuPaul's songs, and they actually didn't do too bad. I was happy with most of the songs they picked, some of them I could have done without. Um, but even the ones that I was like not happy to see on there, the girls that did those songs really turned it. Um Cha Cha Bitch being one of them, Jane Don't just literally mopped the floor like up uh and mopped Juicy's just absolute murder on the dance floor.

SPEAKER_01

I think they both did really good. I loved Jane's performance. Juicy's fucking handstand into the outfit change. I was like, I literally like stood up. Like I love the lip synks don't make you stand up and clap and smile, really. Like I I'm usually watching the lip synks and I'm like, when will this be over? Um, but this was so entertaining. I thought a lot of the girls did a really good job, actually.

SPEAKER_00

I will say though, with that reveal, you could clock it from a mile away, which is also you didn't know how she was gonna reveal out of it, but it was like, bitch, when is that thing coming off? It's so ugly. It was like Wilma Flintstone, like ugh go. So but yeah, it was pretty gaggy the way it came off. Um but yeah, any other like standouts that we need to talk about? Mia Star obviously like gave the most like of a workout on the stage. She was like, she did every single round. Yeah, oh my god, that was so funny. Her wig was questionable, and speak I said Frankenverter's wig and Rocky was pretty questionable. It was literally just a longer version of Mia Star's wig from the lipsync smackdown. It was that wet, bust down, really interesting choice from the costumers. Enough with the wet wigs. Put the wet wigs to bed. Um meanwhile, with my wig, I'm like I I love how it looks wet and like I wish it was wet all the time. So But I'm not doing a performance in it. I'm well I'm doing We're all born naked and the rest is drag, so I guess my day-to-day life is a performance, and this uh you know I'm I'm giving the girls what they wanna what they want to see. You wanna see me go off with a wet wig? Um okay, so maybe I take that back. Let's rock wet wigs, ladies. I'm gonna be rocking a wet wig all summer, so uh keep the wet wigs. I know Alessia is a drag race fan, but she has not been watching this season, and girl, she ain't fucking missing anything. It's uh we did I did catch you up. We did uh when we were together last. We watched like yeah, I think maybe even four. Yeah, uh five, six, seven, eight. Um but we uh did catch up a little bit, and you really saw like the best of what there was to see. It really was only downhill from the last episodes she watched. Um and yeah, Mikey for the win. Happy that Juicy won the lipsync, I guess, but she had to put in the least fucking effort because she only had to do two rounds. Uh but she probably would have won anyway, knowing her. Um Do you have any other standouts you want to uh talk on quick?

SPEAKER_01

No, Juicy killed it. I mean, Jane, I loved what she brought. Like she knew she wasn't gonna win against Juicy, but she really she makes the best out of every situation, and that's why she should still be on the season. But I guess she'll just mop all-stars, I guess. Or she shouldn't even come back. She should just be like she should just be like, I'm done.

SPEAKER_00

I think I talked on that in a previous episode. Like, she doesn't need to come back to All-Stars. She bendala cremed it, like she proved her worth on the first go-around, and there's really no point. Like, there's nothing to prove to the audience, so like why go back? But this just goes to show you the RuPaul favoritism to Ginger Minge, because if Ginger Minge gave the level of performance that Jane did against Juicy, Jane would have won. Like that, like well, Jane did the Ginger Minge type lip sync, but not Hokie Pokey. It wasn't hunky dory, it was it was who was hunky dory? Um, it was a really tasteful, campy twist on the lip sync that wasn't like, I'm stupid, I'm a clown, look at me like mocking the other, like, oh, I can do her dance move too. Like when she was copying Discord's walk, like that was a very gingerminch thing to copy what the other girl is doing, but it didn't feel extra and try hard like Ginger does. But RuPaul fucking eats it up when Ginger does it, and then Jane like doesn't win. I don't know. It was they just had it out for Jane the last few episodes. It's depressing since day one. I thought we could do a fun little segment that we've never done before since I have two of my besties here. We're gonna do a little walk down memory lane and share our favorite memories about each other. I guess I will go first. I honestly didn't think about this at all um before we did it. I just like came up with the idea before we started filming. Um, so let's do it off the cuff. My favorite memory of Lessie is probably Well, it has nothing to do with like you directly. It has to do with our director from the Purchase Opera. And our senior year, we were doing an opera called The Marriage of Figure, if you've heard of it. I'm sure one of the most famous fucking operas of all time. Lessie was playing the Contessa, the Countess, and there's a scene where the Count, her husband, is putting his hand around her neck to like regain control in the scene. And our director, Jack Trussell, shout out, I know you're watching. Um, he was showing the uh the actor who was playing the count how to do it properly without actually putting your hand around your counterpart's neck. It was like a finger and hand around the jaw that looked assertive enough like it was around the neck. But you know, in stage combat like that and like intimate moments uh that could get dangerous in the heat of a live performance, it's always important to practice those things ahead of time and to do them in the most safe way possible. Like when you're actually choking someone, them putting their hands on your hands and like having control of the tension and really controlling the um the grip. Imagine the grip. Uh so one of my favorite memories is Jack choking Alessia out during rehearsal and this serious stoic look on her face. Um whilst he was doing it, they they were gonna insert it. Um I will definitely throw the picture up. Uh it was my screensaver for a while at one point. Uh it just brings me so much joy. And yeah, I mean, um there's her delicate, soft, supple hand like on his chest, being like, stop. Uh it's just it's it's just too good. Um I mean, there's so many other favorite memories, but that is the first one that comes to mind because it's the one that brings me the most joy. And and it wasn't it literally didn't even have anything to do with you. It was Jack, but the hand adds to it. Uh, and for Carly, my favorite memory of Carly. Oh, there's too many to count. We've known each other for like 21 years at this point. Uh, we met in kindergarten. I saved this bitch's life on the bus. We obviously were on the same bus together. We live around the corner from each other, and the bus driver missed her stop one day, and her little shy ass was like looking out the window, like, my house. And I stood up and I said, Excuse me, you missed her house. So her mother came and knocked on my door the next day to thank my mother for raising such a strong man, and we became besties after that. So that's not my favorite memory though. Um But yeah, yeah. Uh but my favorite memory view is probably ooh. Ooh. I can't even believe I had to like think about that. My favorite memory was the three 1975 shows that we went to and just like our whole journey uh through the um 1975, still their very best tour. Uh, we really were just like in the prime of our life. I don't think we'll ever have a better like span of a couple of weeks than we did that year. Um, yeah, that November 2023 was just life-changing. 1975 released new fucking music. We went to three concerts, two and one. Yeah, so we went to one in Jersey um like beginning of November, and then a week later we went to two back-to-back um MSG shows. Uh, one of them was just regular stadium seating, and then the second show we got floor tickets, and we were like four we were like four rows from Barrier, and Maddie Healy was so sexy and beautiful, and it was everything and more. The concerts just kept getting better and better each one that we went to, and that's probably like the like when I'm in my deathbed, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory grandparents, like some of my most fond. Yes, all three of us in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory uh beds. That's probably gonna be like one of the first memories that is like most fond to me that comes to me. So love you girls. Carly, have anything to say?

SPEAKER_01

Well, this is a shared memory between all three of us. Yeah. Um wait, can I talk about it? Like, are your parents listening to this? Okay. Um, so which do they even care at this point? I don't know, I guess we can cut it. If not, I don't know. Um, but we were at your house on Long Island and we decided to go out onto the sneak out back onto the pool deck um and avoid cameras while your parents weren't home. If you want me to change how I'm telling this.

SPEAKER_00

They also are not watching and do not care anymore. I've smoked with my parents at this point. This was like when they didn't know we smoked, but like we girl, it's 2026, like we've been not new.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so we snuck out trying to avoid the cameras so they wouldn't see us while they were away, and we got to the pool deck, and we are in the dark trying to light a joint, and we light it, and we're smoking it, and then it goes out because we're talking, and then we're like or no, it was starting to canoe, and then one of you was like, wait, wait, wait, I think it was you had to be like, we were like Sarah too, weren't we? No, but you were like Sarah, you were like, Sarah told me that if you blow into it, like that it'll stop it from canoeing. So I think it was you had it, and you go and we see the red light like fall out onto the ground, and we're like, um, and we turn on the flashlight and the whole cone is empty, cleared, and we look on the ground, and there's like the whole log of fucking weed on the on the deck, and we I almost pissed myself laughing.

SPEAKER_00

It was just the best but the weeds stayed like intact, so we picked the log up and put it back in the cone and smoked that fucking joint.

SPEAKER_01

Um, that was everything I think in de that was everything today. Um and then one of my favorite moments with Leslie was us driving to the church when Jack was ill. Um severely hung over, and we just had a little road trip up to Pearl River to take her to church so she could sing in the choir on Sundays. Um my god, getting bagels at Zimmy's is just like another memory. Like I was actually at dinner with Jack the other day, and I started almost crying because I was talking about school, and I was like, I didn't really make many friends at Hunter, and I was like, why is that? And I was like, well, part of the reason is I was spending like half of my week up at purchase. Um, but I would never ever give up like any second of that time. Like our weekends together were the most fun I've ever had in like a really long time. Um one of my favorite memories with you is when we were watching Helow Deck and you did your whole Kate Kate Chatman.

SPEAKER_00

K Chatman? K-Chatman from Metal Lab?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, okay, not um Kate whatever from Hello Deck. Yeah, Chief Stu and you had your my sweater is cable knit monologue, which will only make sense to us, and it brings me joy. I think about it all the time.

SPEAKER_00

Well thanks for sharing, Alessia. Do you wanna close us out and share us some con bots of your favorite people in the world?

SPEAKER_02

So one of my favorite memories, it's not really it's kinda like yours. It's not like directly about like you guys, but when one of the weekends that Carly was staying with us when Carly was sleeping on the couch and me and you were in our our bedrooms and just Salem waking all of us up, like a deep ass, like I don't even know what that was. It wasn't a meow, it wasn't like a growl, I don't know what it was, but he was making these noises that like looking at him you would never think would come out of him. And it just woke all of us up, and the next morning we were like, what the fuck was going on?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was it was all night. Yeah, it was like one of the first weekends back, so I think he was like getting reacclimated to the space and like getting you know used to being back at school. And he attesting the acoustics, he was just like, oh my god, like let me throw my voice around a little bit. I'm just really glad that both of you were there because nobody would believe me had they not heard it themselves. So yeah, he was literally moo like lower than that. Like it literally sounded like uh like a voice simulation. It was really, really scary, and it was rattling the walls of the apartment. It was so it was insane.

SPEAKER_02

So I do have one more um when uh we would sing in the choir for church, and I don't know if I should say that. But the priest we tried to get Carly to go to like a really good. I'm just gonna say it. So me and Jack, we sang in a choir, and the priest at the church that we sang at like how do I even say this was just very uh He was a little bit of like a fire and brimstone type preacher, like very archaic, very traditional, straight up fear of God Catholic. And um Yeah, so we just thought it was really funny, and we would tell Carly, like, you have to come with us just to experience it. And so Carly ended up coming with us to church basically every Sunday at 8 a.m. and sitting alone while we were up in the choir. Um like every week it would be either like a different priest or he would just be like pretty chill, pretty chill, yeah, and just like the fool. Yeah, just Carly coming with us to church for no reason every week. Um, yeah, just always makes me laugh.

SPEAKER_00

But then one time he did give the good one too, and he was like, fuck the gays, fuck the trans. Like he he popped off, and Carly was like, Oh, okay, I see what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Anything else?

SPEAKER_02

I think I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck us. Yeah, no, no, you guys aren't that memorable. Uh I'm gonna throw in one more quick memory and then we gotta wrap it up because we gotta go escape from prison, honey. Um, we I think you were there uh the pesto pasta night.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. Maybe you weren't? I don't think hardly we were.

SPEAKER_00

Well, our dear friend Caitlin, Alessia's cousin, shout out girl. Uh Caitlin was visiting us and we There was someone else with us. There was somebody else there too, yeah. I can't remember who it was. But it was me. Oh, maybe it was Sarah. I don't know. Um well, shout out Sarah, regardless. But we were making, well, I was making because I was the only one that fucking cooked for us in college. Um I literally was like Alessia's like chef. Um and she was fucking vegetarian when we were in college together. So I always had to make everything plain and then make my protein on the side. And now she fucking eats meat. So love you for it. We wasted all that time. Uh, but I was making us avocado pesto pasta, and we had when okay. The day before I had broken the jar of pesto. And it was a full jar, so we the counter had just been cleaned, so I was like, oh, let's just scrape it into a Tupperware. Yeah. Uh because it was a clean break. It was just one the jar split in half. So we there was no little shards, so we put it into a Tupperware, and then we were planning on using it the next day. I mixed up the sauce before I put it in the pasta. I was mixing it in the pasta. There was nothing wrong with it. We're eating it, and her cousin Caitlin goes, hmm, pulls out a gigantic piece of glass from her mouth, and me and Alessia like like looked at each other and we're like, oh my god, like, should we call the manufacturer? Like, we like didn't want to admit that it was us that almost killed her. Yeah. And so the two of us were like, oh my god, like let's I think it was like Kraft Pesto.

SPEAKER_02

We were like, we gotta call Kraft, like we took pictures, we took pictures of it, and Caitlin was like, We were doing the theater. Yeah, Caitlin was the first one.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Kayla. Uh Caitlin was like, oh my god, we got a liability lawsuit here. Like, take pictures, like, we gotta report this. And we were like, Yeah, girl. We gotta see if we can find the pictures. We gotta run this up the ladder. Yeah, I don't think I have it on my phone, but I don't know if we've ever told Caitlin that.

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I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Well, we almost killed you, girl. Um, or like cut the fuck out of her mouth, too. We were really lucky, but yeah. Well, here's another great memory that we just made together, ladies, this is gonna be something I think about forever, and we can look back on for the rest of time as long as YouTube stays alive forever. Uh, but yeah, the sun is setting, we gotta go bust out of prison and go get us some prison trade, honey. So, ladies, thank you so much for being with me. I love when we're all together, and the power of three is at its peak. And it will set you free, set you free from prison, honey. Um, but yeah, thank you guys so much for watching the eleventh episode of Of Runon Sentence, and I will see y'all next week with probably not as much fun and exciting stuff as we have this week. So thanks y'all. Bye. You know what? And another thing.