Episode 3: The Goat in the Bathroom

 You Can Hear Us Completely Lose Control… 

We had a plan for this episode.
 A real conversation. Actual thoughts.

Then one sentence happened:
 “Goat… in the bathroom.”

After that—nothing works.
 We try to keep it together. We try to get back on track.
 It only gets worse.

You can literally hear the exact moment the entire episode falls apart.

If you’ve ever laughed so hard you couldn’t speak…
 this is that, for way too long.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 0:10

So there we go. Welcome back. Do the mic adjust adjust. Yeah, the the unusual. I saw that Rogan has a uh button on his desk. It's a cough button that mutes the mic.

SPEAKER_05 0:26

No.

SPEAKER_03 0:26

That's pretty much fucking fancy. Yeah. I can hear myself breathe. All right. My stomach fucking gurgling. So we uh we just went to Panama City Beach and uh we got got some some goodies for the studio. Some wares. You're gonna open that one.

SPEAKER_04 0:46

Yeah. I haven't seen them yet. He told me about them.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Oh yeah. They're real real trashy.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Oh yeah. Fucking ashtray with dolphins on it and shit. Oh yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Let's a maid get that. So I got us some some weed.

SPEAKER_05 1:14

Oh, that's fucking shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Panama City Beach with a fucking weed leaf on it. Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Dude, everything in those uh in those shops was it was all weed, everything was in it.

SPEAKER_04 1:28

In a fucking glass dildo bowl. Yeah. I say, hey bro, hey Bo, what's what we need for the studio right there? A fucking dick dildo shaped fucking bowl.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

The coffee mug that was the teat that you suck out of the hole. The fucking yeah. The teat. Oh god. I'm not gonna drink out of these until I thoroughly get them washed. So fuck it, man. Get that sand in there. Yeah, it's back to the bottle. So we've had this long running joke at one of our favorite bars on the uh uh the entire bathrooms are chalk, which is normal, you know. And so I've been writing Philip Sharp eats puss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So tell us about the winner.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

The banner. Oh, yeah. So they got these fucking banners. These airplanes, in case you've never been to PCB, they hire these airplanes to uh fly across the beach and they have these banners, you know. Come see the Rainforest exhibited on blah blah island, blah, blah. And then, you know, hey, come down to Miss Newbies, two for ones, four to seven. Yeah, Captain Jack, seafood buffet. Yeah, seafood buffet, all I can eat. Bring the family, crab legs on special. Fucking Austin's, he goes, Hey, bro, podcast hits it big, bro.

SPEAKER_03 2:53

I'm I'm getting a banner. No, you got tickled. I was sitting there reading my book, I was reading Treasure Island. Oh, and you were sitting there drinking beer in the plane went by and you come over giggling, like hee hee, I gotta, I gotta tell you.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:07

Just imagine, yeah. Having the uh funds to uh to be able to do it on a banner. Oh yeah, like your phone number, send me pictures of your shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

Yes, yeah, send me pictures of your fucking your shit. That's good stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah, I mean how how much does this fucking planes cost?

SPEAKER_03 3:26

I wonder. The plane you can probably get for $50,000, $60,000.

SPEAKER_04 3:32

No, I'm saying the ban to rent the banner.

SPEAKER_03 3:33

Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 3:34

Oh yeah, the plane, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

The plane, boss, the plane. I think it's really like getting a permit. There's a company that does it. Yeah, but you have to, I'm sure there's like a permit for what you have to put on, you know, what you can and can't put.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

You know, like I'm sure you couldn't put Philip Shark. Puss.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

I'm sure you couldn't. There's a there's a new additive to the uh additive to the uh one at at the at the bar. Oh really? It says man puss. It says man but I'm like cool. Thanks, thanks, Bo. Isn't that busy? Bussy.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

We wanted to stop by busy's on the way back, but we didn't have time. I had the whole family, like even Branson. We were like, Mom, we're gonna go to Bussies. And they're like, like, should we get some bussies brisket? Oh, she was so mad that that's what I've been calling it around the kids. Oh, yeah. Get some pussy meat, get some of that busy brisket, some busy gas. Yeah, busy juice, busy beaver nuts.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

Bussy nuts. Beaver nuts are the shit, man. They are good. It's fucking corn pops, king vitamin, cut and crunch, all that shit combined. Yeah, god, it really is. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you could eat them with a bowl of milk. I guarantee you, you pour you put those in a fucking bowl of milk, they probably will never fucking saturate. Who knows what they're coated with? That might be the best bowl of cereal you've ever had in your life. Oh, yeah. The highest calorie shit ever. Jesus. Oh yeah. Good fucking trip though. Fuck. Ate so much fucking seafood. How much do you think you spend at that fucking seafood place? Overall, probably $600. Yeah, I can imagine. Because we ate we ate a shit ton of seafood the first night. Yeah. Second day it fucking rained off and on all day. That's when we ate shrimp basket. That place was a fucking bomb, too. Other than that, they didn't have no fucking oysters. That et de fe was delicious. Yeah. That fucking bushwhacker was pretty fucking good, too. My daughter, that has alcohol in it, doesn't it? I'm like, yeah, sorry. She was uh oh. Like, yeah, you can't. And I'm sitting there just sucking it down, the fucking straw, the fucking, you know, fucking huge ass straw. Oh, they did give you a bigger straw. Oh fuck, yeah. They want you to suck that shit down. Yeah, they're ready to say you more than them, boys. Yeah, they were they could have wasn't with the whole family 18 bushwhackers later. You drugged me out of there. But uh then we hell, then we ate seafood. No, we had burger your wife put cooked burgers and that was fucking good burgers, too. Yeah, good burgers, Walter. Yeah, she does a good on the stove. Fucked up seafood again the next night, and you threw up before the fish was done. Yeah. A fifth, there was a half a shot left in that bottle. I had one shot of that bottle. I was on vodka and rum.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

There was enough just to pour out the next day to feel like shit. You know, I was like, oh yeah, yeah. Oh, catch a whiff of it and want to fucking die. I remember last thing I remember is is making that like his fingering the hush puppies, like making them and dropping them in the that's the last thing I remember. No shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

So you didn't eat any of the fish at night.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

I ate while I was cooking because I threw up a lot of fish. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

Because we had the the fucking scallops were gone by the time the shrimp was done cooking.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Man, it's good a good scallop. So you saw super simple. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The trick is to put oil in the pan and then put your butter in so the butter doesn't burn.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

And then a whole clove of garlic. So you're not using garlic powder and shit, and you just let the butter melt down and cook in the garlic before you put the you and season them however you want. Yeah. And put the scallops in there and fucking fuck it up. Fuck, they're so fucking. Just let them just just cook in butter. Fucking saute.

SPEAKER_04 7:11

In the microphone. Have you seen that fucking guy? Um he's got a uh stalecracker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He does a butter bath. He does a steak and a butter. It's it's basically 18 fucking sticks of butter, maybe not that many.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

We're talking about the Cajun dude, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:29

Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 7:30

Uh actually that that yellow sauce we had with the fish, what was his sauce?

SPEAKER_04 7:34

Oh, no shit. Yeah. Well, goddamn, give it up there, stealthcracker.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

Oh, he's awesome, dude. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

He's he's cool as shit.

SPEAKER_03 7:38

But part of me, I would love to hang out with that guy, but then I think like the other half would be like, I don't know if I can hang out.

SPEAKER_04 7:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But he does those big ass fucking, I mean, he's the size of our table. He's cooking for you know, a hundred fucking people, jambalaya and or gumbo and shit. But he does a butter bath. He does a steak, he'll fill up a fucking pan and throw two steaks and that fan there's nothing but butter. And he calls it a butter bath. Got it in that butter bath, dude. Yeah, dude. And he fucking throws that steak in there and it just cooks in butter. That's wild. I bet it's flips them over.

SPEAKER_03 8:12

Oh, I bet it's fucking, I bet it's melting your mouth. Yeah, God. Just melt in your mouth meat.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

Yeah, yeah. My buddy, my buddy Aaron is yeah. But Aaron's a fucking chef. He was a chef in Orlando. He goes, man, butter is the the additive to everything. Just fucking add butter to it, it's gonna make it ten times better.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

You know, smoked paprika. I've discovered that because paprika really doesn't have any flavor. No, not really color. Yeah, yeah. You get the smoked paprika, you get some restaurant style shit out of that. Yeah. There's probably like people actually know how to cook listening to this. Right. These guys are fucking fucking idiots. Yeah, throw some parsley in there too, you fucking bitch. Yeah, yeah. Some garlic salt. Yeah. I used to I used to really think that I was awesome at cooking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

And um was a few motherfuckers that know how to cook.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

Yeah, what really fucked me up was I signed up for masterclass to do like because it's like to learn like marketing stuff, and I did Gordon Ramsey's, but like I'd followed it, like put it up, cooked the shit that he was cooking, and was like, oh. Oh, like none of from the beginning to the end, none of this occurred to me.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Right, yes, yes, no, it's crazy. It's it's fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

What was cool is at the beginning he was like, um, you know, we're gonna use lower cuts of meat and cheaper ingredients because that's the way that I learned how to cook.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

So I'm not gonna do like extravagant, you know. So it's it's yeah, yeah, I can see that. Yeah, it was really cool. And he's in and like I thought always thought he was just like this big asshole, which he, you know, I mean fuck, he gets paid to be an asshole. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

But you've seen the the master chef junior. Oh yeah. He's like the fucking mentor. He teaches those kids like gold. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 9:50

I know who my favorite chef is.

SPEAKER_05 9:52

It's you, yeah, yeah. You're my favorite chef, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:55

He was that way in his kitchen. I still would not, I still would not fuck with that guy. He's probably a fucking black belt and some kind of crazy bitches or some shit. I would not be surprised.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

Yeah, he has 20 fucking Ferraris, yes, yeah. I fucking guarantee you. Did you see his episode of Hot Ones? Dude, it's amazing.

SPEAKER_04 10:14

I need I need to watch. Yeah, I need to watch, I need to catch up on that show.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

It's amazing. Him and um Terry Cruz, that huge black dude that's oh I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Fucking Terry Cruz is a shit. Yeah, he's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Yeah, him and Gordon Ramsey's are are amazing. Oh, fuck yeah, yeah. We'll have to, yeah, I'll check that. Like, we'll watch again. Amazing. Yeah, hell yeah. Butterbath, dude. Gotta put in that butterbath, dude. Have you ever hung out like with like Louisiana locals, like natives?

SPEAKER_04 10:43

No, I have not. Like Creole Cajun motherfuckers. No, yeah, it's dude, it's horrible.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

Oh, yeah, yeah. I guarantee you.

SPEAKER_04 10:49

They'll they will drink you under the fucking table.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

I went down uh some some form well, they're I guess some acquaintances at this point. It's been a long time. Uh they were in this Cajun band, and we went down right outside of Lafayette, and we were supposed to hang out with them for a week, and I made it like three and a half days.

SPEAKER_04 11:06

Yeah, just fucking we've talked about yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

They wake up and they're drinking fucking moonshine for breakfast. They always were cooking something. So at any point in time, you can eat. And then they they had like like you could eat anytime, and then they had like designated, like, you know, ring the bell, everybody comes and eats. And everything else was just drinking and like really just like screaming at each other. Fucking cajun creole ass fucking mixed, yeah. And I, you know, we're from the mountains, dude. I was down there. Right. I was like angle deep in 90 degree water, like like this is the fuck is going on. Where are they gonna hide my body at when we're done? So I went. I remember being like, hey guys, like I gotta go home, you know. I'm like, why are you going home?

SPEAKER_04 11:52

Like I've had enough.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

I tap out fucking uncle. Uncle. Yeah, no, it was. I came, I brought my fucking ass back to the Tennessee Valley. I mean, shoot, it was fat.

SPEAKER_04 12:07

Yeah. I got a buddy of mine that's from that area, and he's like, Man, New Orleans, yeah, go see the French Quarter, all that bullshit. But let me tell you where to really go. And he was from uh God damn it. Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. He was from that area. So he knew all the area between New Orleans and Baton Rouge, he goes, I can tell you every fucking cool spot to see, all the hole in the wall, fucking oyster bar type shit. These little fucking shacks. You eat the best fucking fish and shrimp in your mouth in your fucking life. Yeah, yeah. And you walk in and it's old mismatched fucking garage cell chairs and a fucking table with a hole in it, the oyster table, you know, and and you're gonna fucking chow down. Maybe that's where we should do the family vacation next year.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

That'd be fucking dope. I'll just go down to like that. No, one of us won't make it too much. Oh god, no, no, no. If I go to New Orleans, Nollins, if I go to Nollins, I ain't taking my daughter next year. No, not New Orleans, just as some backwood country Louisiana. Oh, yeah, shit. We could find well, there's no beaches, it's just marsh. It's fucking marsh.

SPEAKER_04 13:04

The kids one of us is not coming back, not because of the drinking and shit. Somebody's getting ached by an alligator. Yeah, yeah. Somebody's getting it. Somebody's getting it down there. So all I've had is cheese and crackers today.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

So work to work through fucking lunch, trying to get done. Evan and I went to Texas Roadhouse for lunch. Yeah, it was cool.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

I love a good fucking Texas Roadhouse meal. Dude, I had a steak like I told him medium rare and they brought me a cow.

SPEAKER_04 13:28

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_03 13:29

That's like, I'm not a guy, I don't send stuff back.

SPEAKER_04 13:32

Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. You know, I just don't. I just dealt with it. If it's if it's over overdone, I'm gonna be like, listen, bro, um, I didn't order beef jerky. Yeah, I don't have beef jerky on the fucking menu. I was talking to this girl, this friend of mine. She's coming to the uh a benefit Friday, and I was talking to her, and she said, She goes, Oh, I'm really nice at restaurants. I said, Yeah. She goes, but you know, I'm gonna get my way. I was like, Yeah, well, I'm super nice at restaurants too. I said, Who else is gonna, you know, if we go to a restaurant together, one of us is gonna have to tell the waitress I didn't order mashed potatoes, ordered baked potatoes. That's on you.

SPEAKER_03 14:01

Yeah, I'm not gonna say somebody's gotta tell the waitress, and I'm just gonna sit there and you know, fucking that's uh that's a good conversation to have with someone though before you like go out with them, you know what I mean? How do you treat your wait staff? Oh, yeah. Because that's that's really important.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

Oh no, that's yeah. I I don't yeah, yeah, you know, he killed a man back in 1998, but it was they said it's self-defense, but he's really fucking nice to bartenders. You know what? That's my boy right there. You know, I mean, yeah, right. But yeah, you know, yeah, I got well.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

I guess we're the we're the men, so we always pay, but like how embarrassing would it be to like be with someone that's like cheap on waiters or like mean to oh yeah, just talk down to them and fucking God.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

I fucking hate that, dude.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

Fuck you. I'm a big tipper though. Yeah, you have to be. You have to be. I mean, I was in the service industry long enough to fucking know that. I was I was I've never been in the service industry, but in college I dated a girl that worked at uh Olive Garden. And prior to like dating her, you know, I was just this you know 19, 20 year old idiot that like, you know, whatever. But like she showed me some some shit, you know, about like about that lifestyle, man. Oh yeah, and it's it's super important to like that these god, I and then I think about it and like give me two, four top tables, and I will have a fucking panic attack. Like, there's right, yeah. Oh no, it's fucking yeah, it's a it'll like imagine it at two doors down. Oh, yeah. I mean the it means the bar is packed, you got three people back there, and it's like oh I've had it on Sunday, it was just me.

SPEAKER_04 15:35

Yeah, yeah, and for six hours on a Sunday where it's just me and I'm cooking the fucking food. Oh god for eight hours, yeah. It fucking it was awful, yeah. There was times where it was awful. So we'd bring in bring in a cook, and the next Sunday it'll be deader than fuck. You know, we're just standing there looking at each other, twilling our fucking thumbs, like, well, thanks for the help today, buddy. Yeah, yeah, golly. Those are the days though. I mean, God though, like and I've known I've known waiters and waitresses, servers, I'm sorry, that don't write a fucking thing down. Yes, dude. I knew I've known I knew a dude that I work with, I goddamn, can't mention remember which restaurant. Anyways, he could sit he could wait on a 12-top and not write a fucking thing down. That's crazy. But if you know your but if you get if you think about it, if you know the menu well enough, they're not ordering random shit. They're ordering something that's on your fucking menu, but then you gotta keep track of you have 10 sides to choose from, and then the asshole's like, oh burger, no garden. I want to do that. Yes, exactly. Yeah. So I could I could probably handle I can handle when I was serving tables at Roadhouse as one being one. Damon's Damon's Bar and Grill is another one back in the day. Oh yeah, with your fucking cowboy. I could do a shit. Fuck yeah. I could do, I could do a I could do a four-top and not write a fucking thing down. Yeah. But I couldn't do two different four-tops, and that's eight. Then you know, yeah. And four tops are pretty easy because they're not, you know, especially if you got if two of them are fucking kids, they're ordering off the fucking kids menu. Yeah. You know, them shitheads ain't gonna complain. Yeah, yeah. No. My burger's not done a fuck you eat it, Johnny.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

That's funny. You're right, though. The kids they don't yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they're not gonna. It always freaked me out though, like, especially watching if the bar is packed and you see a bartender take like four different orders, make them, serve them, and then go and ring them in.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

You know, and it's like with drinking. But it's more time efficient. And remembering like who, like, who got the jack and coke, who got the weird, you know fucking the Mai Thai that I ordered, explained to the fucking lady how to make it.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

Yeah, and then I look at the menu and there's a three island rum splashes basically the same fucking thing. Then I look like an asshole trying to tell her how to make a mai tie. She says, she made it. Bitch was good too. But then I came up like, give me that three island rum splash or whatever. Yeah, the same fucking thing, same fucking runner. Yeah, basically, the three island splash, or whatever they called it, you know, the word for it. But speaking about kids, so we were at uh we were at uh doing singo at Wendy City a while back. My buddy Bubba and his seem to be bride are there with their kids. And one of them ordered a cheeseburger, one of them ordered grilled cheese. Well, my daughter and one of their daughters are off playing golden tea, and me and Bubba's over there. That's a great game. Oh fuck yeah. We're watching them play golden tea, and then uh one of the little boys comes, he goes, Hey, I I never got my cheeseburger. He's like, Well, what are you chewing on? He goes, Well, I mean a grilled cheese sandwich. He's like, Well, whose fucking grilled cheese sandwich you're eating? And his sister's going, That's my grilled cheese sandwich. He didn't, he's in here just eating a grilled cheese sandwich, and then he comes up and he's fucking, you know, he's pawed it and modded, he's ate. Yeah, pawed it, mauded, ate, you know, ate the innards, left the triangles on the table. I never got my cheeseburger. It's just a funniest shit. It's like, well, you didn't say nothing, like, no, but you ate your sister's food while she's over here playing golf and tea. And he just said, I never got my cheeseburger. Oh god, oh, he ate the shit out of grilled cheese sandwich. And then he still wanted his fucking cheeseburger. Oh, yeah, he did. His sister was pissed. Just left the triangles of crust, you know.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

It's funny watching the sibling battles, man.

SPEAKER_04 19:06

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Where the my uh daughter and uh and son, when they and they're see, one's two and a half, the girl, and then the boy is seven. And like to watch how pissed he gets at her for like just fucking with him, existing, yeah, it's it's amazing breathing during a fucking movie. And she's she's real smart, you know. She's a lot, oh yeah, she's got a lot more of like like I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck with you in your head type. You know, she's gonna do it with this little grin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:38

You ready?

SPEAKER_03 19:38

And then she's gonna fucking roll up. Speaking of that bar in Panama, when I was like, let's get a shot of fireball. And you were and you were like, Oh yeah, whatever my boyfriend wants. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:51

Oh, that was at the tiki bar. At the tiki bar.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

The fucking people just turn their heads.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

Yeah, my boyfriend wants a fire shot of fireball, let's get one. There was like a dad about our age eating, and then his daughter, who's probably uh uh 12 or 13 eating chicken fingers, she goes, they just record skip.

SPEAKER_04 20:10

I'm like, we're at a fucking tiki bar, buddy. Yeah, in a private fucking condo, which maybe it would have been better in a public fucking bar that maybe people would have got it, but it just fucking, I forgot about that. I forgot all about that. Yeah, my boyfriend wants a shot of fireball, give him a shot of fireballs. Because we showed up, we were the life of the bar the minute we were getting fucking, I'm pouring drinks into my fucking Panama City tumbler I just bought. So as soon as they make me a drink, I just fucking dump into that and like make me another one.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

Yeah, make her make two instead of order. Yeah, treat your bartenders well. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

Oh yeah. Oh, they they got uh it's the last time I was out Panama City Beach, I'm drinking Mai Thai's, and my daughter was four. So I go to the bartender, I order my tie. The first one I got was seven dollars. I gave him a 10. Keep the change, man. You know, no, I was there a lot, you know. So I gave him 10, three bucks on the that's not bad. So I went up again. I ordered two Mai Ties at this point. I went up again, he made me a Mai Thai hand in between, he goes, six bucks. I gave the dude a 10. Yeah, I was drinking five dollar my ties by the time I was like, paying 10, yeah, but the next day he's selling me five dollars. I'm still giving a fucking ten. Yeah, but dude, he doesn't give a fuck. Oh, that's as funny as shit. He's a seven dollar drink. I'm just getting one drink. Hey, keep change, no worries. Yeah, this is fuck, this is nine years ago, ten years ago. So seven dollar drink, three dollars on a seven dollar drink. I ain't bad. Yeah, plus you know I'm gonna drink ten of them. Yeah. But in fact, he said, then when he said the third one, he said, uh, six bucks. He just kind of looked at me like I just had this look on his face. I was like, keep change, buddy. And he just was like, and then two drinks after that, they were fucking five dollars. Yeah, that's right. That's when I should have been like, fuck yeah, thanks, bro. Uh give me my five pack in ones, please.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

One would have been $15. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 22:06

That's a master class on how to fucking tin bar.

SPEAKER_04 22:09

Oh, yeah. It's a prepping. It was a you know tiki bar at a hotel.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

It was at the uh Yeah, that guy didn't give a shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:17

Yeah. I mean, he's he's probably making three dollars an hour. Yeah. But it was uh which one was that was a holiday in resort at Panama City Beach. Fucking that was fucking 10 years ago. That's a nice spot down there. It is a nice spot. We there's an that one, there's a holiday in express or some sweets or some shit, but the holiday in resort we passed a couple times. Because I told Lyric, I was like, hey, my daughter, I said, Hey, that's where you stayed bike week when you were four and got sucked into the ocean the first night we were there.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

There's always two holiday inns. Yeah, there isn't. I just booked my Colorado trip for next week. And there's the Holiday Inn, like the nice one, and then there's the one that's closest to the airport.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Yes, exactly. Yes, express.

SPEAKER_03 22:55

Yeah, of course I'm gonna stay at the one close to the airport. Yeah. And like, dude, it's it's a it's a shithole. I mean, you can get like a get the worst food and overpriced drinks, but at least the drinks are strong. Oh yeah. And then yeah, you go up. I guess I guess the secret to that is just getting plastered. Oh, yeah. Or it doesn't matter where you sleep.

SPEAKER_04 23:15

I stayed in a uh, I don't know if it was a Holland Express, it was something similar in Gatlinburg one night. Going up to see a show. Jesse Dayton was playing up there at Sugar Hills Distilling's. Oh yeah. Sugarlands. So I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm going up there. Some friends were up there, they were staying. I said, I ain't fucking driving back from Gatlinburg. I'm driving an hour after I get shit hammered at a fucking moonshine distillery. So I got a fucking room. The room was the size of my closet. Like literally, you walked in, you walked in, you took two steps to the bed, you walked around it. There was a fucking, I don't even know why they put a dresser in this bitch, because it was the fucking dresser, then there was a fucking window, and there was a bathroom that was the size of my fucking bathroom closet. Yeah. That was it. I mean, it was a small it was fucking. I can't remember how much it was. Way too fucking expensive. But too much. It was fucking, it was, it was the smallest hotel room I've ever seen in my fucking life. God. Or fucking, this is twice the size. The studio is twice the size of that fucking room. Actually, probably. Yeah, if you think about it, it's probably, yeah, that's actually probably more than twice the size. It's probably from the door jam over. Was that actually actually this square right here? Because you really walked in, you literally walked in. It was you opened the door, the door swung wide enough in to get to the bed, and they shut the door behind you, and that was it. God. It was like a microtel or whatever. Have you seen those? Actually, yeah, it might have been a fucking micro hotel. Really? Yeah, I forgot about microtels. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:52

They're they're cheap. They're cheap. It's a place to sleep. It's like a pod. Oh, yeah. You're yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. They have that's like a like a ding overseas. They have that shit in airports now. Sleep pods. No shit. Yeah, you just pay like an hourly rate. Oh, yes. I heard some shit. Little pod. Just a little fucking sound fucking, you know, yeah, sound blocking, whatever they call it. Yeah. Here what I think the scariest thing about that would be like imagine if you're on like a long layover. So you go in, you put your money in, you go to sleep for like four or five hours. Like you get into like delta wave sleep.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Yeah, yeah. RPMs and RPMs. REMs.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

Yeah, yeah. Get into some fucking RPMs, man. Get into six gear. Rest per minute. Yeah. Yeah. And then like waking up and being like, oh God. Then open up the pod and you're in the middle of an airport. Yeah. It's like no idea. Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

How many times have you woke up on your buddy's couch and been like, where the fuck am I? Or your or the guest room at your buddy's house. There's like been there a million times. You wake up first thing in the morning, you're like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 25:57

There's 200 people from literally every section of the world walking by you.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

Yes. Like you're just popping out fucking bedhead or a drool all over your fucking cell. Uh got a got a fucking morning wood kicking. You know, just you know, uh, don't mind me.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Where's the fucking bar at? I wonder what happens when your time is up. A big fucking alarm goes off. Lights come on and it just kicks you out. Just open. Like through the shoot, you fall on the floor on your fucking ass. It's like those dude, those, it's like a Japanese prank. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Oh, they're they're fucking, they're fucking, oh, that's otherworldly right there.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

There's one where like they have this porta shitter it like out next to like this, it's like a lake or some shit. And when you get in it, and and like because they like squat, you know, and there's like this bar in front of you, and like as soon as you get in it and squat down, it's tied to a boat and it's like a uh like um like a ski. Oh god, it's on a board, and so you naturally grab this bar that's in front of you, yeah. And then your pants down on the shit are going across the lake. Like it's so bad. You couldn't get away with that shit in America.

SPEAKER_04 27:02

Oh no, oh no, no. The fucking Japanese people eat it up. There's a different kind of crazy over there, different kind of braid over there, man.

SPEAKER_05 27:11

Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

That uh that most extreme challenge. You ever see that shit? It's a Japanese show. I don't know if I've seen that or not. They'll have them like they'll have them like run across a pond, and there's like these stones, and some of them are solid, and then some of them are just styrofoam.

SPEAKER_04 27:30

Okay, I think I've seen clips of that shit. Yeah. I have no idea, and you just fucking eat shit.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Face is the next solid one.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

Well, that's like wipeout, but like yeah, well, that's what wipeout and so those fucking shows are based on Japanese shows, but they had to tone it down. Yeah, way tone it down. Like there was that, what was it? Was it the wipeout one where you run in, you're running, and it might be the Japanese version, where you run, there's three doors. One of them is paper. That's the Japanese two of them are fucking wood. Yeah, that's the Japanese. And you're just gonna you gotta run to break the paper. Yeah. But if you don't break the fucking paper, you hit the wood, you're you're going home in a fucking bag.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

The last one, or it's like there's four different ones. And on the third one, the paper one on the other side of it is a bunch of wet cow shit. Oh god. Fuck yeah. Because they're doing it. So when you go to bust through it, I mean you're landing in full fucking cow shit. Yeah, yes. Yeah, they all they do it all in cow pastures.

SPEAKER_04 28:23

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Holy. Dude, that is some that is some diabolical shit. Oh, yeah. They're they're fucking crazy. They're fucking nuts over there, man. And they fucking love it. Oh, yeah. It's have you seen the Velociraptor one? Oh, no. It's like this full, like, it's like 10 feet tall, and and you wear like a black unitar and you stand in the middle of it, and like if you look, you can see the person, but that's not what you see. And so be like walking down like an office, you know, like in a hallway, and they turn a corner and there's a velociraptor stand there that looks like real. Like a fucking real deal. Yeah. Yeah, dude. And like you can't do that in America because like you would get drawn and shot on, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's that disturbing.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 29:04

I would recommend looking that up because it's funny.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

I will. I've seen different ones of them chasing people down, but it's like the fucking T-Rex blow up costume. Oh, yeah. Chasing people through the office and shit. I think it's an Americanized version of it.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Yeah, this one look, it's like if you were to go to like Universal Studios or like it's like a like a the fucking real deal. Yeah, it's uh it's a theme part quality. Like I looked into getting one.

SPEAKER_00 29:28

Yeah, yeah, like yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

Fuck them kids. No, that's just you know me, that's kind of personal.

SPEAKER_00 29:32

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

And uh heart spray, no rip toilet paper. I mean, yeah, yeah. But they're like that's just the way I they're ten thousand dollars. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. That's yeah, it yeah. That's a lot. Yeah, I can't. That's a fucking Harley right there, but stay married and spend that on a fucking costume.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

On a fucking costume, Velociraptor costume. I'm gonna live my life like I'm fucking 16 again.

SPEAKER_03 29:59

My wife would kick me out, like you know, like be sleeping in the studio. That would be sleeping off this property, like it would be like Oh yeah, yes, yes. But no, there'd be a contingency. I hope you can return it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're sure we're taking this back. All right, grab me another beer. Okay, this episode.

SPEAKER_05 30:24

Bush Bavarian. Bush Bush.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

You know what Bush stands for? Bitch, you should have came home.

SPEAKER_03 30:34

That's fantastic. Or I'm gonna leave headphone land. Oh wow.

unknown 30:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:40

Surprise. You can see my like tan right here. Oh, like where I'm tan and where I'm super white in the fucking camera.

SPEAKER_05 30:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

Alright. Speaking of Pepsi, that's all they fucking have in Florida.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:03

I think that's pretty much it.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Yeah, they're pissed at Atlanta, you know, Georgia. Whatever all the Cobs called it. That wasn't a Pepsi. All right. So, in the spirit of the bushwhackger.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

That fucking chair attacks again. I gotta lean up out of this chair.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Buzzballs chiller. This episode A Bull Podcast is brought to you by Buzzballs, Choco Chiller. That's right, Choco Chiller. Choco Choco. I wanted to try these. Ooh, dude, it smells like vodka and chocolate milk. I'm down. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 31:56

I'm sold. Cheers. But we kill them in one time, right? Yeah. That's fucking tasty.

SPEAKER_03 32:03

Actually, it wasn't that bad.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

It's tasty.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

Got a little grid in it.

SPEAKER_04 32:07

Excuse me. Shake well. Oh, didn't do that. I shook I shook mine up. Yeah, I know about it. Women owned. Oh. No wonder it tastes so fucking good. Yeah. Stay in the kitchen where they know. We now just got dropped by buzzballs. Our sponsor for 4.3 seconds.

SPEAKER_05 32:33

Oh, that was yeah, that was tasty. That wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't that bushwhiker, but it's pretty funny. That first thing, Austin said, get that bushwhacker. He goes, Oh, that's not bad. That's everclear. And I was like, oh fuck, it is everclear. Yeah, you can taste that. Yeah, you can you can you can you can smell it out.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

I had a buddy in college that was uh like super sugar intolerant, and we ended up going down to Georgia Southern, and um he's we went to this like house party down there. It's where he was uh went to college for a little while, and they were making um hunch punch. No, and so they had a bunch of Everclear and then they we found out later Were they doing it the correct way in a bathtub?

SPEAKER_04 33:19

No or just a big fucking barrel. Yeah, just a big it was like a fucking 50 gallon trash can. No, there's all kinds of ways to do it. I've heard of people doing it in a fucking bathtub.

SPEAKER_03 33:30

It was like a um like a metal five-gallon bucket, kind of oh okay, yeah. But they had melted down on the stove a bunch of like bags of Jolly Ranchers and put that shit in it.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

No shit.

SPEAKER_03 33:42

So my buddy, he's like 6'3, looks like a freshly born deer. Right. And so he gets he gets hammered drunk and ends up going in the bathroom. Well, his girlfriend comes and gets me, comes get comes to get me. Well, and uh it's like, hey, like I need your help. You know, he's he's in the bathroom and it's not good, he's not doing well. So we go in there, and this motherfucker, it was like a toilet the size of this ashtray, and he was taking a shit and decided he needed to throw up. And so when he stood up, he put his hand on the porcelain and busted through the toilet. Oh god, and so there was shit and puke, and he was sprawling around in there literally like a freshly born deer. God damn. So we had to strip this motherfucker down, put him like throw him in the bathtub, and get his ass out of there. And that was the last time that I drank Everclear prior. Well, knowingly drank Everclear. Right, right, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure we had some at the Big Chill in Chattanooga.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

Oh, they oh yeah, is that the is that that's a fucking frozen drink place? Yeah, that's all that shit is. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. They had a uh fucking wetwillie's in uh Charleston, we live down there. Yeah, and there was you know, fucking call a cab, monkey shine, blah, blah. There were certain ones there's one of those in Savannah too. Yeah, there's one, there's certain ones that they'll serve you two, and they're not serving you any more anything. You know, yeah, you can drink two of these, you you go home. Yeah, you but yeah, I've I've only had one or two drinks today, but it's fucking ever clear. Yeah, it's the highest grain alcohol you can get. Yeah, it's awful. We uh you talk about the worst fucking hangover you'll have in your fucking woman. Oh my god. If you've been even like a few years, ever clear with a shit ton of fucking sugar.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

We when I was playing with K-Dub, we were uh we played Saturday night down there somewhere. It might have been um that big festival they had.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

Um, they do the thing. I keep wanting to say Memphis and May. It's not fucking Memphis is May. Uh Riverfest or River something, yeah, yeah. River Walk.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

So we were on the big stage. Played before um, it was uh Phil Collin from Def Leopard. We opened up for him. Oh yeah. And so it was a Sunday the next day, and we went to the Big Chill. And at this point, I was single, right? And then everybody, well, it was just DK and the Roost.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

And uh they're both, you know, married. Well, I guess I don't know. Yeah, I don't know their status, just for the uh Right, yeah, yeah. And so we're like, yeah, let's go to the Big Chill. And it was like 11 a.m. on Sunday, and we stayed there. We drove back to Knoxville at 150 miles an hour at least with Rooster leading the way because they were late to get home. DK's wife was driving back from Nashville that afternoon, and she beat him home.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

Yes, yes, and that was my own. Oh no, I'll be home way before you are, honey. Oh, we're playing, we're getting out of there first thing in the morning.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

But at one point, uh Rooster fell asleep at the table, and he had his uh you know, his wayfarers on and he's sitting like this and he's holding his glasses. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he fell asleep, and we fucking got the server in on it and we moved tables to where we left them sitting at the table when he woke up and we were across the restaurant.

SPEAKER_04 36:58

Yeah, so he wakes up by himself and he's fucking looking around.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

And then when he saw us and we all laughed, he came and sat back down and they served him more alcohol.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

God, Jesus, oh fuck, yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, I've seen Rooster standing at a G and R concert in Nashville asleep with his sunglasses on at 11:30 at night. Yeah, while Guns Roses is playing, they're on stage. We're we're probably we're several rows back, but we're on the fucking floor at LP, which is now Nissan Stadium, but I always call it LP Field. Yeah, we'll always be. We're on the in the fucking yard. We're on the fucking 50-yard line during a concert that's taking place at the 20-yard line, so we're not that far back. And Guns Roses is two hours into their fucking three-hour set, and and he's just standing there with his fucking sunglasses on, like eyes closed. And I'm like, he's not just getting into the jam. No, he's not just like, oh my god, this is my song. No, he's fucking asleep. He was wild, man. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

Yeah. We played that. I don't, I don't, you might have been up there with us in Louisville.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

I was there that one time. I was the roadie that one time. I don't remember if it was that time or that's the time we went to the casino afterwards, then got the fucking briefcases at Whitecastles to the hotel room with five fucking, six, five fucking dudes. Not a great idea at three o'clock in the morning. No. We get up the next morning. Me and Austin go down to the lobby, and there's cantaloupe water. Water with cantaloupes floating in it. I forgot about that. Austin's like, fuck, man, this sounds fucking amazing. So we both get a cup of this cantaloupe water. It's just fucking water, but I don't know whose fucking idea this fucking hotel. I can't remember the name of the hotel. I was like, what the fuck? You about threw up in the fucking lobby. Oh yeah, it was fucking God, that was awful. We that was a great time, but that was fucking cantaloupe water. It's just cantaloupe's floating in water. I don't even know the flavor barely gets in there, but it was enough flavor to ruin it. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 39:04

That's when you were smoking in the green room, and that dude was like, hey man, you can't smoke in here.

SPEAKER_04 39:08

Hey man, no, that yeah, that fucking and I was like, Oh, it'll be all right.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

I remember looking around and he's like, You can't smoke in here, and I'm like, Well, fuck, I'm not smoking.

SPEAKER_04 39:15

I'm like looking around, like, and you're laying on the cigaring up. I got a foot up on the coffee table, ripping a cigarette. And the fucking manager of the place comes up to talk to DK about a feature gig. So he looks at me and goes, Hey man, don't. I was just like, oh, I'm sitting there like, where did I put my fucking cigarette? Oh, it's fun to smoke in a place you can't smoke in. Clancy's downtown was one I walked into, and a friend of mine, she was like, Hey, you you can't smoke in there. I was like, Ah, that's fine. I walk in. I walk to the opposite end of the bar from the door, fucking smoking a cigarette. And I get down there, the bartender, I knew him. His name's Jeff. He used to work at the Fridays by my house, TK Friday. Like, I've known him for fucking years. He walks up, he's like, What's up, fella? What's going on, man? I was like, What's happening, bro? And he goes, You can't smoke in here. And I was like, Oh shit. And I look at the cigarette, and he looks at the cigarette, I look at him, he looks at me, he looks at the cigarette, and I'm like, and he goes, hands me a shot glass with a little bit of water in it. I'm like, sorry, bud. I just want to give me a kamikaze or some shit. I'm weird to drink. I'm fucking oh, that's when I ate. That was uh after the Tedeski Trucks band concert with a bunch of us went, uh, yeah, I ate gummies, smoked weed, and drank a bunch of beer. God, yeah. Tequila. Me and Jeff Brazil and uh my buddy O'Calagan drank tequila that night. It was fucking on. And of course, the gummies hadn't kicked in. I'm not a big edible guy, and I'm like, this gummies ain't shit, bo. So I ate another one and then we smoked a joint. Then we got out for the concert, and then we walk into the concert. Mr. JB walks up, ah, let's do some shots of tequila. I'm like, fuck yeah, let's do some shots of tequila. Yeah, I'm like, you know, I got a little buzz from that Jay, you know. Fuck me. I was fucking ripped by the time the descu trucks came on on stage. It was great concert, but I was fucking ripped. Man, edibles will that's a different different thing.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

Oh, they will fuck you up in in 45 minutes to an hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it an hour. You're calling the cops. Man, Clancy's fucking they got to the point where they would just bring us a fifth of whiskey on stage.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

Oh, no shit. Yeah, yeah, they had to.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

And then they stopped doing that.

SPEAKER_04 41:25

They gotta bring a boy drink a lot of whiskey. Let's bring them a fifth. And all of a sudden they're like, oh yeah, we're not doing that ever again.

SPEAKER_03 41:31

It was that, and then like you think, I mean, I guess it was good for business, but like the crowd would see us passing passing around a bottle of whiskey.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

Oh, and then they're like, Oh.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

So the crowd's like, fuck, let's fucking drink. And then like it got out of hand. Fuck yeah. You know, God. Yeah, it's it's so like they were like, Why'd you why are you guys not bringing us whiskey anymore? It's like, because the place nearly burned to the fucking ground the last time. Like, yes, yes, dude, loading in and out of there through that back stairwell and out was fucking terrible. Oh, yeah, fucking because it butts up to the green room of the Tennessee Theater.

SPEAKER_04 42:06

Oh shit. So there's hardly any fucking room to do anything.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

And like if you get there early, you might find a little a spot right there because it's really like an obscure place to park. Right, right. But but like if not, then it's a one-lane that you can't really block traffic on to load your shit in and out of.

SPEAKER_04 42:24

God, that's fucking yeah, shoot.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Loading in and out.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

Yeah. So you get paid to do. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. You're gonna get paid to play, you get paid to sit at home and practice and then fucking load up all your fucking gear. Yeah. What's that? A musician is on one guy to load up five thousand dollars worth of gear into a two thousand dollar vehicle and drive a hundred miles to make 75 bucks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:47

That's so true. Yeah. That's why I'm glad that we just play one place four times a year. Oh, yeah, yeah. Four or five. That's it. And we can leave our shit there until the next day. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 42:57

Somebody commented on the on the socials. Yeah. Somebody said, Oh, the jailhouse review playing, you know, blah, blah. And somebody commented says, Oh shit, Phillips guitar. That means Phillips guitar is gonna be there for five days. I was like, yeah, no, no. I picked it up the next day. Uh everything but my guitar stand and flannel shirt is still on the I found that it's still on stage.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

Found out that found out that today. When we went there on Sunday, and we're like, oh, we were supposed to record the pod. Oh, yeah. Like started drinking, and then Christina's like, guys, like you're on your motorcycle, you've been drinking for a while. Oh yeah. Like, let's cut it out. Yeah, that was one of those.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

I was like, damn. Because Troy came to my house after the show. So we I don't know what time he crashed. Three o'clock. Something stupid, you know, drink a beer on the back porch, get up. Troy wakes me up. He's getting Uber to go get his motorcycle from Saturday night. And uh he wakes me up at fucking nine a.m. Hey man, you know, Troy's a fucking ball fucking fire. Hey man, I'm staying in bed. I look wake up to fucking Troy. Wait, hey man, my Uber's on the way, bro. Hey man, I'll holler to you later this afternoon. I'm gonna go ride a little bit. I'm like, all right. So of course then I've tossed and turned and finally I'm like, fuck 11 a.m. I'm gonna go pick my shit up, see if anybody's down at the bar. They don't open until two on Sunday, but you know. So get down there about 11:30. Christina's open, you know, just pulled up. Of course, she lets me in the bar, and I'm like, oh god, man, fucking bloody Mary sounds pretty fucking good. So 11:30, I'd I had not drank in six or seven hours, but I drank four six or seven hours straight before having that six, seven-hour break. So I'm 50-50 right there. Yeah, I'm 50% alcohol in my system. And I'm immediately like, I got fucking bloody Mary. Fuck yeah, down to Bloody Mary, and then it's just on. It's you know, it's what they call the after the morning after effect where oh, you wake up, you're not, oh man, I'm not hungover. I feel pretty good. No, bitch, you're still fucking drunk. Yeah, there's a reason you're not hungover, and then you start pouring alcohol down it, and then you're just fucking, yeah, and then you're then you're hammered again.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

It's funny because like like Troy is the only person I know that'll literally drink, drink until you're speaking in cursive, and then wake up and be like, I want to ride fucking motorcycles.

SPEAKER_04 45:11

I'm going to fucking I got three hours of sleep. I'm fucking I'm fucking wired. Yeah, yeah. It's a different breed of fucking animal. I mean, fucking hey, bro.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Oh shit. Oh, it's so funny. When we were sitting, this is I think it was flat, I think it last fall, and when we were sitting outside of Brackens, and um, and he was like, Yeah, I mean want to come down here, you know. And we got into whole like everyone moving to Maryland and like how you know, and I was like, No, man, like we accept you as like you're already an honorary East Tennessean.

SPEAKER_04 45:42

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:43

It's fine, man. Like you're you're you don't have to deal with the shit. And he got like real emotional.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

Oh fuck yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_04 45:50

He loves that shit, man.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

That's what I knew.

SPEAKER_04 45:52

That I mean, he's been they've been coming down here. I've known him for 15 plus years from bartending. And they were only down here two or three times, uh two or three, maybe three or four times a year. But now that they got the cabin, they're here well fuck once every two months. Maybe if not, you know, hell, they were here, he was here, and then they're coming back in town in a couple weeks, you know. Yeah, they got a cabin now, you know.

SPEAKER_03 46:13

So Troy and my buddy Rich that lives in Buffalo are the only two people in the world that aren't from here that I would be like, no, it's fine. Like I would handle I'd hand them the green card. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

Like there's key to the fucking city. Yeah, yeah. They're the only two people in this world. Yeah, they're not coming here to fuck shit up, they're coming here to fuck shit up and have a good time. Yeah, they're just returning to their people.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Yeah, exactly. Like we we don't belong up there, they belong down here. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, it's fantastic. So we rode on Monday. I don't know if I should tell this on the air.

SPEAKER_04 46:47

Oh, I gotta hear it.

SPEAKER_03 46:51

Teddy and Holly, I'm very sorry. This is oh so we go to mid-city, not mid-mid-city, Jesus. That's a Johnson City, Windy City. And um, I had my fart spray with me. Oh fuck. So when I went, like I said, I knew Aaron and Mason were both gonna go into the bathroom. Yeah, you know, when we were done. So like as soon as I finished my wings, I'm like, oh, I gotta go wash my hands. I was the first one in. Oh god, killed it with God, Jesus Christ, man. I didn't say a word about it. Like Mason saw Mason walking out, like we locked eyes, and he was like, Oh yeah, he knew he knew what fucking happened. So that was their recent uh that was our default spray with no no ingredient list. We have no idea what's in it. I wouldn't say well, it just it dissipates really quick.

SPEAKER_04 47:40

Six hours you said last time. Fuck you, that ain't quick.

SPEAKER_03 47:44

But uh yeah, that it wasn't like a target, it just happened to be that was our weekly, you know who we got. Yeah. Which is a great segue into the weekly meat. So yeah. So what what was the food line weekly a $9.99 a pound fucking New York strip?

SPEAKER_04 48:03

Fucked it up last night. Oh yeah, yeah, threw it on the grill. Oh fuck, you ain't gotta cook that strip 10 minutes, but it was a thick cut. Yeah, it was $12.39 for a 1.22 pound New York strip. Come on. Yeah. At your local food city. Fucking Lamar Alexander.

SPEAKER_03 48:17

Food line. Oh, food line. Browns Creek Food Line, yeah. Browns Creek Food Line. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's your Able Podcast. Able podcast. Meat of the week.

SPEAKER_04 48:25

Meat of the week.

SPEAKER_03 48:28

No, with the weekly meat.

SPEAKER_04 48:30

Yeah, the weekly meat. Oh. How long was your old drive back from the beach, by the way? We took our time. It took us about 12 hours. Yeah, that ain't bad. We got kids. Did you go through Atlanta? No. You did not? Okay. We went through Atlanta. The traffic was not nearly as bad coming back through as it was a Saturday going down. Saturday going down was fucking goddamn awful. And you hit it like noon. It was 12 45. Yeah. It was fucking awful. And that's why I said I said, dude, coming back, we ain't gonna.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

I wonder if the Braves were playing five minutes. Typically, that's their week weekend game time. I don't know. A lot of us made that up.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know somebody was playing with the fucking traffic. But yeah, we we hit uh somebody somebody's out there playing with that traffic. You're right, yeah. So we we hit coming back, we hit it about 6 15, 6 30. I was very fucking surprised that it wasn't as bad as it was prior. You know what's funny? Well, we took our time coming back. We stopped and got fucking milkshakes at a little country store. Oh, yeah, yeah. Got some peanut brittle. Oh, dude. They had you know gator tail in the fridge, yeah, Amish cheese. Oh, Kari would have shit over some Amish cheese. Oh, they had a bunch of Amish cheese in this one cooler. It was a fucking Coca-Cola cooler, just a regular size glass. Yeah, that's it. Gator tail, Amish butter, Amish cheese, probably some fucking Amish milk, goat milk or some shit. And then they had trinkets for days, and then of course they had the fucking the uh kiosk full of fucking knives, you know, fucking flip knives, and but they had butterfly knives and fucking uh brass knuckles. Oh, dude. Oh yeah, and then they had you know all the barbecue sauces, all the candy, and then they had trinkets, you know, fucking skulls and shit. You know, I mean just the fucking tit mugs and exactly. They had fucking oh yeah, they had a fucking big old fucking mug with a pirate thing on it with the top, you know, the clip top on it. And then of course they had all the pickled everything, little pickled corns and pickled asparagus and all kinds of shit. So it was a cool little country store, fucking good milkshake. Yeah, hell of a milkshake.

SPEAKER_03 50:38

Yeah, we stopped at this little country store in uh like most of our until we got to Birmingham, we were pretty much highways the whole way.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Yes, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, it was perfect, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

And um, because there was a big wreck on whatever interstate that was, and so Waze took us off and took us up through some highways, and there was this like it was a uh a gas station, grocery store, ammunition depot. Fuck yes, fuck yes, but it it was like we figured out after because we like we had to feed the baby and shit. So we were there for like 45 minutes, and like that was the center of town. Like, I mean, there were a lot of like Panama City traffic, you see a lot of outstate out of state plates, yeah, but there were a lot of in-state plates and like people like showing up and eating.

SPEAKER_04 51:20

That's their fucking did you see the not the internet? Did you see the gun do the gun store? No, on that the remember I told you about the little fucking shack with the red roof and it said just said guns. No, I'm gonna go and a paint hand painted six by six sign, it said guns, and above it says ammo. Below it says ammo. Oh damn, I should have thought. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, it was this it was smaller than your fucking garage. Yeah, yeah, that's where we're talking about like, oh, I guarantee you that motherfucker has some shit in the back.

SPEAKER_03 51:45

Yeah, he doesn't have full metal jacket, he's got like he's got some shit in the back, he's got the green tips, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:51

Oh you know, this stuff is this is illegal in 52 states. I'm sorry, 52 states? Yeah, like wait, well, 54 if you count Virginia. Like, what? Yeah, 52.

unknown 52:01

What 52?

SPEAKER_04 52:02

What the fuck are you talking about? It's a C4, boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

Um they had this log of meat. It was a butcher also. That was another list. Oh, yeah. But they had this like meat log. It was uh Kari was like, Can we get this? I'm like, we don't have enough space or ice in the cooler. Yeah, you know, she was butthurt about like to this day, she's still talking about this. What was it? It was a ground beef log. Like, you know, you can get them in the grocery store, it looks like it's a sausage tube. Yeah, yeah. This was like this big around and probably it was fucking what, 20 pounds? It probably had like a 15-inch um diameter, and it was 28 inches long. Damn, for and they only wanted, in Kari's words, they only want $32 for it of like homegrown beef. Home ground beef. It's $6040. Yeah. But I mean they were a butcher, you know. I mean, yeah. It's probably had dicks and lips and hooves. You know, probably some of the best meat you ever put in your mouth. She was tore up that we couldn't eat. Yeah, she was real, she was real fucked up by that, like psychologically.

SPEAKER_04 53:10

We can eat burgers for four days straight.

SPEAKER_03 53:12

She's always using ground beef on stuff. Oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah. Ground beef is outrageous, too. She sits in the car, she's like, they haven't they have a meat tube. I'm like, well, like, what? Some West Virginian talking to you.

SPEAKER_04 53:26

It's a fucking log, man.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

It's funny, man. Sometimes she has the the West Virginia comes out of her, man. Yeah, you know, it's like, yo, there's a deal on ground round right now. Right.

SPEAKER_04 53:38

Put that shit in everything.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

Yeah, I mean, for real though.

SPEAKER_04 53:41

But yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:42

That and all of her fucking tinctures and shit.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:46

We're getting deliveries every other day of like like vials of tincture shit. And then she ordered all this salt. It's like this like pink salt and Himalayan salt and salt core salt to me. But like it's all this like naturally sourced off the coast of West Mexico. Fucking I mean, which is fine because I'm getting like, dude, you get, oh, I got a you know, a shit bun of microphones and a fucking watch in the mail.

SPEAKER_04 54:17

So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

The watch, the watch in the mail. Yeah, that was so. I don't know if you noticed when you pulled up, there are a bunch of packages on my front porch.

SPEAKER_04 54:24

Oh, I did not see those, but I I'll pass the UPS guy. Yeah, I knew him. I was like, oh, that's a fucking chance.

SPEAKER_03 54:29

So my most recent purchase um was a three-month emergency food supply.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

Smart purchase right there.

SPEAKER_03 54:38

Yeah, and a uh a water purifier and like solar pan. Like I bought like a kit.

SPEAKER_04 54:43

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:44

That's yeah. From American Patriot Supply, by the way. Oh, American Patriot. I've heard of them, yeah. Yeah, go ahead and throw that out there. Because I was just like, man, shit's getting weird. You know, if shit does hit the fan. Yeah, then we got three months. I got kids and shit, you know.

SPEAKER_05 55:00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:01

Like we got three months up.

SPEAKER_04 55:03

Three days into your three-month supply. Well, you know, uh the baby's, you know, she ain't gonna feel anything if we eat her. We made it three days. Like you home her homer simpsoned all the fucking canned food. Yeah, just straight out of the can, you know, fucking didn't even cook it on a fire, open fire, and just fucking pop the can and eat it.

SPEAKER_03 55:26

Yeah, I've done that. Yeah, I've been so hammered coming back from our happy hour excursions. Fucking shepherdie, I don't tell this. I shouldn't. Oh no, come on. So I've so I've come in here, you know, to like take a piss or whatever, and there's been like and there's still one can left of spaghettios.

SPEAKER_02 55:47

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

In the uh in the one of the Tupperwares, because mom liked to eat spaghettios. Yeah, and so I'd come in and like take a piss and just be like fucking sloppy drunk after drinking a fucking gallon of fireball. Fucking shots of fireball. Yeah, and just open up the spaghetti, shake it up, pop it open, and just chug it. Oh god, just send it in. Because it'd be late, Carl. Oh, that's a oh yeah, that'll that'll do me. Then you go in and eat dinner, yeah. So then I wake up at about 4 a.m. and shit spaghetti goes. Oh, yes, exactly. God look, it still has the rings in it.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

Oh yeah, I didn't chew it, it just slid right down my throat like a goddamn oyster shot.

SPEAKER_03 56:29

That's true, it's true.

SPEAKER_04 56:31

Whoa. Oh, speaking of shit, so three two or three days. No, I was only back from the beach about a day and a half. And I think I text you, I was like, hey bro, hey bo, I just fucking shit. I finally think I got all the seafood out of my system. Yeah, like like you say shitting straight seawater. I had shit five times that day. It was awful. It was awful. Yeah, and I couldn't wait to put a fucking steak in my mouth. So that's what I cooked the following night. I threw a fucking steak on the grill. As a matter of fact, I think it was a New York strip because that's what my go-to. Yeah, was that the meat of the week when we were gone? I don't know if I even gave a fuck at that point. I needed a fucking hunk of red meat in my life, so much seafood. And I fucking love seafood. I'll eat it all the time, but Jesus Christ, we ate a shit ton. It was the fresh, like no fucking golf wild caught golf shrimp. Yeah, you can't fucking I mean so good. I was eating it cold that next morning that before we left. It's it's it's mighty better. Yeah, and he had that Korean barbecue on it. Oh, dude. That's the shit, yeah. That Korean barbecue. Not as good cold the next day, but I finger fucked them shrimps and ate probably about 10 of them the next morning while we were packing our shit up to go. Yeah. I mean, just have at it. Did you see how I did those? I can't yes, but I can't fucking remember.

SPEAKER_03 57:47

I was thinking I was on vodka that night. Yeah, I was on I was on James. Yeah, yeah. So that's the the the oil, butter, garlic. Yeah, yeah. And then you just wash the shrimp really good, light old bay. Yeah, and then there's a I forget the uh I forget the brand, but it's called the blend. And it's like garlic, salt, pepper. Like it just it's called a little bit of onion powder, maybe. Yeah, it's like the blend. And just I mean very, very lightly. Lightly. Yeah. It's just it's like salt and pepper. You could do salt and pepper. With a little more shit in it. Yeah, but just yeah, a little bit. And then take that Korean barbecue sauce and just dude, smother them in in a strainer until they're floating in it, you know, until it's coming out the bottom. Yeah, yeah. And then just fucking throw them in the oil. Oh yeah, fuck. That shit's so fucking good. As soon as they curl up, yeah, they're done. Yeah. This is tail-on shrimp, by the way. Stale cracker was the one that showed me how to do a fucking you uh like a shrimp boil shrimp. Yeah. So you're doing a seafood boil. You take shrimp on ice in the shell, yeah, put it in there, 60 seconds it comes out. Yeah. No shrimp. And they're done. No shit. 60 seconds. In a bowl, yeah. The water's boiling. So yeah, no shit. So and that's what I was like, oh my god, like I've been overcooking shrimp.

SPEAKER_04 59:06

Oh, fuck for fucking yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:08

If it's 60 seconds of boiling water, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:11

I cooked fucking and I don't do shrimp on the grill a lot because I grill everything and I've got everything down on the grill. Steaks, fuck yes, burgers, fuck yes. Pork chops, fuck you. Get out of here. Chicken legs, hell yes. Chicken breasts, chicken breasts, man, they're yeah, they're hit or miss. You know, I like getting the thin cut ones because they cook faster, but you give it 30 seconds more than it should, and it's chewy, yeah. Marinade will save your life on that shit. But shrimp, I've never really cooked shrimp. So I I did steak and shrimp for me and my daughter a while back. I'm like, fuck yeah, I skewered these shrimp, fucking threw them on the grills, like, ah, they're probably about done. They're probably about done. Pulled the steaks, pull or you know, put the shrimp on way after the steaks were almost done. Like, I know they don't need that much time. Yeah, pull them shrimp off, like fuck these motherfuckers, it's butter and garlic, fuck these motherfuckers smell so good. It was like, mmm, these are mm-mm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mmm, fuck. You know, like hey, hey, honey, you you don't have to finish those shrimp. She goes, Oh, they're pretty good. My daughter's not gonna, yeah, she's gonna say, like, oh, this is really good, or she's gonna say, Oh, that's it's it's pretty good. Yeah, no, they were they were liking fucking rubber, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:21

Not that bad, they were edible, like restaurant shrimp, like you go to Texas Roadhouse, get a shrimp on the side, they're fairly. Yeah, it's way the fuck overcooked. Yeah, yes. Yeah, when you just dude, those scallops of shrimp, you could just take your hands and you could feel it just just tear apart.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:38

Yeah, yeah, just bear a little tug, you know what I'm saying? Kind of like a some people like the ribs and they don't they want a little tug on the bone. Some people like them where they fall right off. Yeah, but I like a little bit of tug on the bone, yeah. You know, depending on the style of rib. Yeah. Good dry rub rib. You want a little tug on it. It's a fucking baked soaked in barbecue sauce and like let the shit fall off. That way I'm not getting all my fucking hands and face.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:00

Yeah. So Branson just got on a rib, rib thing. So whenever we go to Calhoun's, he's always ordering the kids' ribs. And just like literally covered head to toe in barbecue. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:13

So me and Miller last time we did we did ribs for his last time I smoked ribs, I did 16 racks of ribs on the smoker. Oh fuck yeah. It was it was a double, and these are ribs. It was for his dad's uh uh memorial, you know, celebration of life. So I did eight racks of ribs on that smoker, same smoker we got sitting outside, eight racks, and I do the what is it, three, two, one, or just three hours not wrapping them, wrapping them for well, I wrapped them then for three hours, and then if you want to get fancy, wrap them for two hours and then take them and throw them on the grill for an hour. Fucking perfect, but I didn't have that. So I did the two three hour, three hour method. But we use this uh central barbecue in Memphis. Miller worked there for a long time, so he ordered a bunch of the central rib rub. You fucking talk about good shit, yeah. And I'm sitting there and Miller helped me prep out the rib. I just kind of you know, throw a little bit on there. He goes, nah. He fucking caked it. I'm like, god damn, Bo. Like he fucking caked these best I never knew. Just fucking cake him. Just yeah, cake them. He cake, I mean, there's a fucking you know, centimeter layer of this shit all over these fucking ribs. But it was they were so fucking good. And that central, because it has a little bit of heat in the back end, yeah, just a little bit of heat. That's all we did. That's all we did. We didn't do no fucking sauce. Sauce on the side on good ribs, sauce on the side, yeah. Unless you're gonna throw them in the oven or something, yeah, throw some sauce on them. If you're smoking them, dry rub and then some sauce on the side. If you want the sauce.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:51

What I always do is for like a spicy in the smoker, for a spicier meat, use apple cider vinegar in a spray bottle. And then for like a sweeter meat, use just an apple, uh, apple juice in a spray bottle. About every two hours. Yeah. Just soak that shit down. Oh, dude. I'm fucking we I'm starving.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:11

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:12

Oh, I live, I'm living off fucking cheese and crackers from after work. I worked through lunch today just to get done and go run some errands where I didn't get done with them. So yeah, I'm gonna fuck up some waffle house for Taco Bell when we get out of here. Yeah, the Taco Bell. I'll go by Taco Bell, they'll be fucking closed. And then I won't want waffle house because I want to be at the fucking house. And waffle house to go, it's not. Oh, it's shit. Yeah, yeah. Waffle House at the place is fucking I fucking love waffle house. Waffle House to go, fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:38

You remember when you you you could smoke fully and and every bit of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hooters was the same way. Yeah, they they didn't have a non-smoking section.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:47

Yep. God, those are the good old days. Remember Mr. Gaddies in high school, they had a smoking section at Mr. Fucking Gaddy. The Mr. Gaddies in Indiana, where I went to high school out in Clarksville, Indiana. Went to Jeffersonville high school, but in Clarksville, Indiana, they had a fucking Mr. Gaddies there and they had their smoking section. And the best thing about the smoking section was that Mr. Gaddies had five arcade games. They didn't have a big fucking room. This is 1996-97. The smoking section was where the fucking arcade games were. The kids had to go. There wasn't a wall. It was a you got your food, you walked up a ramp, you either took a left into the smoking section or you went straight into the non-smoking section. It's a big Mr. Gideys, it's bigger than the one here in town. Probably about twice the size of the one here in town. But you took a left off the ramp and go sit in the smoking section. Well, the far left side of the smoking section is a fucking arcade game. That is how it worked out, man. That was the time, man. Oh, yeah. It was fine. Smoking in the grocery store and shit. Yeah. One of my favorite scenes from Days of Confused, and it's fucking true life. You remember Days of Confused? Oh, yeah, yeah. This pregnant lady's walking up, got a cigarette hanging from her lips, getting a bottle of liquor, and he goes, Just remember, eat a green thing every day. Got a fucking cigarette, buying a bottle of liquor, got a hit cigarette hanging from her fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Yeah. Eat a green thing every day. What's wild too is most of those kids of that era turned out fine. Look at me. I mean, but like, oh yeah. It was a strong generation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:19

I mean fucking hey. Oh, God. I remember getting picked up. My mom and dad went out of town uh with some friends. And they had some friends picked us up and took us to fucking their house in. I remember being on Chapman Highway. I'm fucking I'm nine, maybe eight. That's before we moved up to Indiana. Seven. I don't fucking know. But I remember they're like, oh yeah, our friends aren't like, okay, cool, we'll go stay at so and so's houses because you know they went up to Indiana with some friends. Why the fuck? Anyways, I know why they went, but you know. Just like Indiana, sweet, good, cool vacation, guys. Yeah. Um, but uh I remember they picked it, it's fucking raining. And the husband and wife that picked us up, there's five kids in the back of their fucking like for real, probably one of the Clark Griswold station wagons. Like still in the bottom, like a like that was the old wagon here. No, station wagon, yeah, yeah. The old fucking, yeah. And I remember him smoking with the window cracked a half inch because it's fucking raining. And I remember us kids at the back, like, blow down your nose like a dragon. You know, like we're sitting in the uh there's one window cracked, there's five or fucking six kids in the car, and he just driving along, like, okay, you know. Nobody gave a shit. Nobody gave a fuck. You know, my parents heard the shit and they're all right.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:43

You know, God, I mean, like my dad, my dad was smoking my fucking my grandparents. Yeah, I remember sitting in my nana's living room when I was seven, maybe younger, I don't know. And and she would always watch her programs and it was uh watching her stories, yeah. It was uh God, what was it? Uh it was a soap opera. Oh god. The young and the restless.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:05

Okay, yeah. And one of the other 40, 50 year plus motherfuckers, and then on for you know, shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:11

And she would smoke cam what I smoke actually, camel filters. And she would have one every two hours. That was her thing on the hour. Hell, that ain't bad. But she never inhaled. Never no shit. She just put it in her mouth and blow it out. Was she an ex-smoker? No, that's the way she's the way she smoked. She smokes cigarettes like people smoke cigars.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:31

Oh, no shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:32

And in and lung cancer wasn't what caught her.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:34

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:35

You know, and but I remember sitting in that room and like like the there was no air circulation, this brick house, like this old to see the the like where the I think it's the air pressure just naturally laid all the smoke, you know. You could like a perfect leg. Put your head above. Yeah, like cloud, like it was like a layer of clouds. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh my god. Dude, the Calhouns over across from Target, then that used to be a Ruby Tuesday, remember?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:03

Oh, yes, yes, I do.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:04

I remember going in there when I was like 16, 17 years old in high school with my buddies and sitting in the smoking section and ripping cigarettes in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:12

Yep. The Unos, you remember the Unos was where smoking my brewery. Dude, that was that was a smoking section, was the bar area. Just go in there and fucking, me and my ex-wife go in there and they just fucking eat and rip cigarettes. Like that was our Friday night go-to place. I forgot about Uno's. Yeah, yeah. They had the uh fucking uh they had an appetizer. It was a loaded potato pizza. Yes, it was basically fucking pizza crust with mashed potatoes and cheese and sour cream, that motherfucker, and bacon. It was fucking you eat it like a slice of p. Fuck, it was so fucking good. God, I forgot about the Unos, dude. Yep, we used to do that. We used to do fucking uh carbombs and fucking drink whatever fucking beers. I think I drank something red, uh Killians or some bullshit. It's not yeah, then eat their they had uh really good fucking uh Buffalo chicken tenders, which I don't fucking eat buffalo chicken tenders anymore. Boneless Buffalo wings. Fuck you, give me a wing. Yeah, but but yeah, that place was a fucking jam. It was packed every Friday night.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:08

Oh yeah, and we used to fucking that was our Friday go to. Man, that's crazy. Yep. That's when like what was that, like 2002? Yeah, that would have been three or four. Yeah. Because TGI Fridays was the same way. Yes, TGI Fridays used to be right off of yeah, right where uh across from uh there's like a well key or something there now, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:28

Oh yeah, exactly. There's a the fucking tire place, yeah. It's a tire place, yeah. And then the Kroger. Whatever, yeah. By the fancy Kroger, yeah, yeah. The uptown Kroger.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:37

Yeah, the uptown with the with a bar inside, which is pretty dope, you know. So one of our uh mutual friends, I'm not gonna say his name, we're talking about going to that Kroger and picking up chicks, yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's Stephen, he's gonna be on the fucking podcast here pretty soon. We've already talked about that.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:54

We've already established that. He used to go there and just I mean, I'm going my I'm gonna go grocery shopping. Yeah, sit there and fucking just sit at the fucking Kroger bar drinking flights of beer and fucking hitting on chicks. God.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:05

Oh I wasn't gonna call him out, but oh I'm gonna call him out.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:08

I'll call him out when he's on here because he's gonna be on here in what a couple two, three weeks. Yeah, hopefully. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:12

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:13

I'm gonna call him his ass out.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:14

I've got an awesome gift for him. Oh yeah, that's right. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:19

I got a great one. Fuck yeah. I'll tell you off the air. Okay. No, I think well, we did discuss what one of them was. Was uh something anyway. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah. But uh, but oh yeah. So this is uh another thing uh so I haven't smoked in my own house in fucking how many years? Probably 20 years. Other than on a super cold night and you're kind of drunk in your kitchen, got the oven fan on, you know, that happens. I went in first time I ever you know, you know, uh so went into this house and there was it was a condo. Well, the lady had died, so her but her son had been taking care of her, and he had his own room, but he never left his fucking room, and he was like, I don't know, fucking 40, 35, I don't know. So he was there to take care of his mom, but he smoked in the room. His mom didn't smoke, but he smoked in his bedroom. Yeah, that fucking room, you could see every picture when he when he the other the his sister was the one that sold the condo, said, Hey, you gotta fucking move out, mom's mom's past. She went down and took the pictures off the wall. You could see every fucking square of everywhere. Oh wow. You could the ceiling was the color of this ceiling and this ceiling, like it was fucking bad. You could see where the nicotine would stick to the pictures, and you could see runs down the wall. See, we're just sitting there and smoke. We had to go in there, we had to do two coats of uh oil-based primer, like Kills Zinzer type product. Yep, kilt and we had to do two coats of that on them fucking walls after after we sanded them down. Yeah, your sandpaper will turn into fucking it'll gum up from the nicotine. But you could see every square of everything that hung on the fucking wall.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:07

Man, I painted a basement one time with Kills, like original and got hot, dude. Yep, like we fuck your world up. Like it was, yeah, like it wasn't fun high, but like I was not okay for about 45 minutes after after coming out of there.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:23

My dad and I did a safe in a basement. Oh shit. A block concrete safe, 12 by 12, maybe, with a badass safe original safe door. Yeah. Excuse me. That uh well, we'll get we'll get to the safe door. The safe door's fucking dope. So me and dad, and we're we're doing the same thing. We're we're kills in this. No, this is 2002, 30, 4. No respirator. Fucking let's yeah, we step out to smoke cigarette. I didn't feel a fucking thing. We step outside and I got a first two sips of fresh air, and it was like, ugh, like not a good high, bro. At first, you're like, oh, I'm kinda buzzed. All of a sudden you're like, ugh, like it's not cool. Yeah, it's like a sick to your stomach kind of fucking and it doesn't last long.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:08

Oh, yeah. Thank God it doesn't. It's like eating a handful of Zen pouches. Oh, yeah, exactly for about 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:14

Yeah, yeah. It's terrible. Like that first cigarette after jail. You know, you catch your head buzz for five minutes and then you're back to smoking eight packs a day. Yeah. But yeah, but no, no, it's fucking awful. Yeah. So we yeah, that's the same thing. That that shit is fucking awful. It has to be bad for you. Oh, it's terrible for you. But back to the safe door. So the safe door is black, and they're like, well, let's you know, repaint it somehow, whatever. It's a fucking safe door was from 1915 or some crazy shit. 1920. I'd have to, you know, I'd have to look. So dad was like, Well, I'm gonna sand it down and recoat it. He starts saying it and he sees some color behind it. He's like, Well, that's kind of fucking weird. Like a green color. So he's like, he stops and he goes against homeowner. He goes, Hey, there's there's something behind this black paint. Somebody just painted it with fucking black paint. Instead of just sanding this and repainting, he goes, Why don't you let me just strip it down real easily? He strips down probably about a 20-inch by eight-inch, you know, oval painting, hand-painted, seen from Cade's Cove was on this fucking safe door. And he did all like he used like the bare necessity chemicals, like barely lightly rubbing it down to get through the shitty paint that was done over top of the safe door and found a fucking from 1932 or some shit. That's awesome. It was fucking dope. It wasn't like a a fucking mural or something, but it was uh hand painted like couple deer and some trees and a little cabin and a little creek type shit. It wasn't like Bob Ross quality, but it was pretty fucking cool. Oh, that's amazing. And it and then it had the safe company's name and shit. I wish I could remember that shit, but it had, you know, but somebody had hand-painted this fucking safe door. This was a six foot by fucking three-foot safe door. It was, you know, fucking 14, 16 inches thick. It was a fucking, it was the real deal safe door in a concrete blocked room in the middle of a basement.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:11

What's crazy about life today is you know, most people don't remember life before cell phones. And so that wasn't like a moment where you could just take a picture.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:22

Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. No, now I'm just like, man, that's so fucking cool. Yeah. The homeowner might have got a camera at some point and took a picture a week later. With a twist click. Yeah, yeah, the throwaway. Or with their badass camera they spent $300 on that, you know, the camera's more expensive now, but they still take better pictures.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:41

You know, I was I was thinking about the jail cigarette. And it's always in a car. Oh, yeah. Always, yeah. Yeah. I mean, at least like for me.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:56

It's always your buddy picking you up and like, hey man, thank God for getting me out, bro. Say, hey man, got your pack of smokes on the way. You're like, God damn, I love you, bro. Yeah, a pack of cigarettes and a Coca-Cola. Fuck yes. Oh, yep, yep. And I've I have had that. Yeah, it's I've had that. I remember I got out of fucking jail one time in Indiana. My buddy, my buddy picks me up with a pack of smokes, and I'm like, God, he brought me a fucking no, no, we went and got a pack of smokes, and the only Coca-Cola they had at a KOA down the street was a glass bottle of Coca-Cola, and I couldn't pop it open. I was 17, 18. I think I was about 18. I was out of high school, but I'd went to jail for some shit. I couldn't fucking get this fucking Coca-Cola fucking bottle. We're driving down the road in his fucking escort, and I couldn't get this fucking Coca. I just wanted a Coca-Cola and a goddamn cigarette. Yeah. And I didn't know the lighter trick, I reckon, at the time. Yeah. Because now I know that everybody knows the lighter trick now. Yeah. But I didn't know the fucking lighter trick. I remember could not get this fucking Coca-Cola open. So, yes, you're back to your Coca-Cola and cigarette. Yeah. Yeah. I've been there and not had it. That's like dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:04

That's that's the gel recipe.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:06

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You get out, you want fucking something with some substance, some sugar, some fucking nicotine. Oh, fuck. Gel sucks, dude. Gel fucking sucks bad. It really does. Kids, if you've never been, I highly one out of ten do not recommend.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:25

Especially for people like you and I that like don't like that's that's not. We don't fuck up all the time. Well, and like, like it's not in our cloth to go to be in that environment. Oh yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:37

Oh god, no. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:38

Put me in a fucking cell with a bunch of fucking meths. They're all meth heads now. They're all tweakers and methads. It's all drugs. It's all dudes that are stealing from Home Depot and Lowe's, stealing multiple, and it's always their eighth charge. Yeah. And it's always over drugs. It's always over drugs. And then people on transfer. Yeah. Some do on hold for a fucking crime he committed in Kentucky. Yeah, well, I'm I'm gonna be here for a while until they extra dot me. Yeah. Well, bro, it's it's Saturday morning at 4 a.m. You're not going nowhere until at least Tuesday or Wednesday. Yeah. And then you got the guy that's been in jail so much that he knows every no, man. But hey, man, if you know if you stay awake long enough and you need to the key is to fall asleep at block, and then you wake up in time for breakfast and you get another two-hour nap. Yeah. And uh on Tuesdays they serve chicken patty sandwiches, and it's the best meal of the week. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, the lifer. But now, now in Severe County, see if you stay like motherfucker, really. You're 24, and he's always fucking 24. Yeah, yeah. He's 24 and he knows the routine of every fucking jail in the you know, the fucking tri-city area. Yeah. Tri-county, whatever you want to call it. That's fucking awful, man. You're 23, 24. Like, God, yeah. But fuck Home Depot and Lowe's for letting them get away with that much.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:56

Because they wait for you, man. Like if you're stealing from them, they'll be like, you know, if they you're a habitual stealer, they're like, oh well.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:03

Just let them rack some charges up. Yeah, like oh yeah, they'll they'll make it sure they get it to a felony. Good kudos to them. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:09

This kid did uh no for real though. Yeah, let them let them do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:13

Yeah, yeah. This kid walked, he got finally got busted the last time he left Home Depot, and it was $2,500 worth of shit. Yeah, it was two blow packs and a weed eater.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:21

Like two How the fuck do you get out with that?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:26

You know what he said he did? And he said this was the fourth or fifth time he didn't point taken. You walk in with the fucking receipt and goes, I don't give a fuck where that receipt's from. You just make sure it's a long receipt. Yeah. You go back, you walk around the store, you grab your shit, and then you walk out the gardener or whatever. And as you're walking out, you're carrying this shit on your cart and your stuff, and you you get a phone call, and as you're on the phone or as you're you're just you're like, oh wait, and you just wave your receipt in the fucking air, and they'll be like, Oh, well, he's on an important phone call. I'm like, that fucking crackhead was not on fucking that you let that white trash motherfucker walk out of the bar or the bar, the fucking Home Depot with waving receipt. He said, He goes, dude, it worked four out of five times it works every time. That's crazy. But that's how he he said he got a wave with it all the time, and then he finally got busted and it was like $2,500 with a shit. It's like an $800 fucking weed eater and two of the fucking leaf blow packs. Backpacks.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:21

Like all at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:23

Oh no, no, that's what he that's the the last one was $2,500. Oh wow. It was two of those leaf packs and a wheat eater or some shit, or a chainsaw. I don't know. So you're thinking, you know, $800 fucking weed eater, like the good shit, and then two blow pack things. What are those cost? $1,200? Yeah, they're probably seven, eight hundred bucks. Anyways, it was $2,500. God. And it was his like his it was like his fourth or fifth offense. It'd probably more than that. And he was he was he was fucking tweaking when he came in. I only know this because I was in a cell server my 48 hours. I wonder where he's got to be. It's a fucking chain.

unknown 1:21:12

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:14

Back several years ago, there was a guy named the Meat Man. I'm not making this shit up. I can't make this. He came to a local bar, and I ain't name it the bar. Well, the bar doesn't exist anymore, but he came to a local bar and he would always have fresh fucking drink, fresh meat, fucking golf balls, all kinds of and he would take requests. Oh. But he'd come to the bar and sell his wares. This little bar we played poker at. The bar owner, I'm not gonna name the bar. The bar owner was also my bookie. I know, I know who you're talking about. Yes, yes. The bar owners, but this dude would drop in and be like, hey man, look what I got. He'd have a pack of fucking rip, you know, a $40 pack of rib. I'd say, hey man, I'll take $10 for it. Whoa, these old timers, like, oh god damn, that's a deal, son. All right, fuck, you know, I'll give you eight. And he'd fucking take it. Well, one of the other regulars in that bar, the dude that was our age, is like, hey man, I'll tell you what, you always bring in golf balls and shit in. Why don't you get me a fucking uh some tireless driver brand new? The motherfucker brought it in three days later. He said, Well, how much you want for this? He goes, Well, fuck it's $500 if you buy it. He goes, I ain't giving you $500, motherfucker, I'll give you a hundred. Yeah. He went, What? I guess you fucking stole it. Yeah. But no, they would walk in, they would walk in and steal fucking golf clubs and shit. And just I never met the fucking guy. I swear to fucking God. I actually honest to God. The meat man. And they call him the meat man. Oh, meat man dropped by and brought us a fucking loin. We're eating good tonight, Martha. Uh, but yeah, he and he brought a fucking, they would go into Dick's and he would literally shove a fucking golf club down his pants and walk out the fucking door. Wow. And this golf club that this dude requested was, you know, a fuck, I don't know, five, six hundred bucks, three hundred, I don't know. But he said he goes, he actually brought it to him. He's like, I didn't think he'd do it. He's like, well, it's $500. Fuck you. I'll give you $100. Go sell it somewhere else, motherfucker. Yeah. God. The meat man. He brought all kinds of shit. And it was mostly golf, it was mostly meat and fucking golf balls. Like you just go to Kroger. Do you remember the guy that owned the Italian restaurant that got busted stealing meat? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:45

Yes. Yeah, dude, here in Marvel. In Marivel. In Marvel. Yeah. Dude, so we get. Joe's Italian. Yes, we ate some of that shit on DoorDash like two weeks before that happened. Yep. And I remember like seeing, you know, because Google, they watch everything. And was looking on my on my like Google fucking news ads and it came up. I'm like, hey, uh dude, the food was really good. Everybody bragging about that food all the time.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:10

Yeah. Was that a was he a uh what is he called? Plethormatic, not a patch lava. Calypto? Yeah, I don't know. But I mean he was covering the cost.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:20

He was stealing meat and serving it at his fucking restaurant. It's so to me, like stealing meat, like, and I mean, maybe I guess like going to the grocery store, picking it out of the cooler, and it being in a shopping car, and then driving it home and putting in the fridge, you know, that seems like a normal activity for most red-blooded Americans. But like when you steal meat, like what is the He was stuffing it down his fucking pants? Yeah, like what's the timeline on that? You know, like what what happens to the meat?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:57

Is it like the cook on road trip that throws a fucking French toast in his pants, farts, yeah, brings it out? Like, man, that's really good.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:04

Like, like, where does the meat travel from the cooler to when you get it in your hands? Because I always try to pack like if I have meat where I'll put like butter and cold stuff in the same bags together.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:19

Yeah. But then again, when I get my meat home, if I'm cooking a steak then I that's going on the counter and ain't going in the fucking fridge. It's gonna sit on the counter for two hours. Yeah, true. But it's not sitting in my goddamn pants. Yeah, or just in the back of like to go put it in a freezer fridge at the restaurant to serve it to.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:36

The trunk of a Honda prelude.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:38

Yes, exactly. Yeah, just sitting there.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:41

It's gonna sit there.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:42

Yeah. But no, I think the news said he stuffed it down his pants. Yeah, I think you're right on that. Yeah, and I think that's how the meat man, our local boy that did that shit. I think that's how he did it too. God, I mean, that'd be. I know that's what he did with the golf clubs. That's the only way you could do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:58

I mean, fuck, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:00

But why? You know, I guess I just never understood stealing, man. Have you bought groceries lately? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:08

Of course I'm gonna steal some meat, man. I'm trying to feed my family by selling it to other families. That's the fucked up part.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:14

The meat man was what 2000.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:17

You're talking 9, 10, yeah, 11.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:20

You know, you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:22

Well, yeah, 9, 10, 11, 12, somewhere around there. Yeah. But this was what, two years ago? What? Oh, yeah, the yeah. The Italian Joe's got it? Yeah, in the last two years. Joe. Joe. Joe was still in meat at Kroger. Yeah. But God, and how did they say that I think that's one of those things? They let it build up, didn't they?

unknown 1:26:42

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:43

I think they had they said to hope so. But I think they no, I think they said that they that they had noticed it prior and was gonna let it go to see if it was a one-off or and then they you know, but they let him break the law six times. Yeah, but he was selling at his fucking restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:57

God, damn he, I just fucked up. They had really good food. So I guess I ate some pants meat. Eating pants meat.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:04

Yeah, hey honey, we're at we're having some pants meat.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:07

Yeah, Carrie was horrified when we saw that. Oh, no shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:11

Oh, I guarantee you, yeah, yeah. God, yeah, hey, hey, baby, guess what? Got us some pants meat tonight. Got it myself fresh out of Kroger. Yeah, fuck fresh out of the food city.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:25

Like the the timeline. Like, did he get in his car, take the meat out of his pants, put them in his phone?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:32

Yeah, you ain't gonna do that shit in the parking lot. You ain't gonna pull up in the parking lot of fucking Kroger at 4 p.m. and just start pulling. Yeah. All of a sudden, oh that motherfucker's jogging pants just he just lost four waist sizes because he's pulling meat out of his just fucking jogging pants. That's weird to me. How did he sit in and break the styrofoam? I mean, did it ever break the seal on the meat and little blood came on his seat, you know? Walk around, look like he got a spurious. Really?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:58

Drove a special car when he went through the Plastic wrapped, yeah, plastic wrapped uh fucking seats. There was this uh Mexican restaurant in Cookville that a buddy of mine's brother went to school at tech, and uh we used to always go eat at this Mexican restaurant, and then his dad sent us an email of a news article where like they um like the uh they being like the um a health inspector shows up and there was a goat tied up in the kitchen when they came. Oh shit, yeah, no shit, yeah, no shit, not even oh and that was like his favorite, his son's favorite Mexican.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:36

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:37

Well, hey, you can buy a goat at Lollapita right down the street. Yeah, but I guarantee you they ain't got it tied up in the kitchen. Like, like what were they doing with that goat? Oh, they were gonna kill it for what? Goat soup? Tacos? Yeah, I mean goats a goat's a staple in Mexican food. Yeah, but like maybe not a staple, but it's it's in every traditional Mexican restaurant you can get goat soup. It doesn't say goat on the menu, though. That's because it's called something different, but it it is called goat soup at Lalapita.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:10

Really? Yeah, Lalapita's got some weird shit. That's because it's traditional. They got lingua. Yeah, lingua is the stomach, right? Cow tongue. Oh, okay. The tongue, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:19

Lingua is cow tongue. Yeah. And I had a cow, I had a cow tongue taco from there, and I'm like, I didn't. It was okay, but it was kind of a tough meat. Yeah, it's not gonna eat something that tastes you back. I can't eat something I'm tasting, but it's tasting me at the same time. That's a dad joke. But yeah, yeah, it's a dad joke there. I had to do that. But they have they have lingua and then uh, yeah, it's beef tongue. Yeah, lingua. And then they have uh they got goat soup. It's called something else. They also have oxtail. Yeah, Kari made oxtail last night. No shit. How was it? Did you try some? Fuck no, I don't eat that. Yeah, I wouldn't eat that shit either.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:57

Yeah, but I think they serve they serve goat soup and oxtail soup down there too. Yeah, Kari and Branson, they fucking ate it up, and I and I ate leftover chicken wings. Right. From brackens. Yeah, no, no. We uh uh I think Winnie City after the Monday Hooters order on Sunday night. Oh, okay. There you go. There you go. Yeah, no, I don't Jack. Uh my mom's late uh late husband made oxtail a bunch of times. Oh shit. And I had tried it a couple times.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:25

I've never tried it. I've never I think I've tried goat soup. I've tried langua. I don't think I've tried the goat soup.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:32

I had tongue in Italy.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:33

And it was Oh, yeah, nidjing now. Himbo. Yeah, yeah, the hippo.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:38

That's the Italian tongue. Yeah, that's French, French kiss. Yeah, I mean, Italy French, give me some tongue. But it was, I remember like I didn't, it was a it was a communication breakdown between me and the server uh to end it up, but it was like biting in like a pencil eraser, like it's a fucking odd texture right at the end, it's an odd texture that clicks off.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:59

Yeah, yeah. I got halfway through my talk. I was like, man, I ain't feeling this. Like, I try anything three or four. I'm trisexual, I'll try anything. Yeah, I'll try anything, I'll give it a couple chances. Yeah, I'll give it, I'll give something like it. Maybe, maybe maybe the fucking tongue wasn't cooked right, but I was like, you know what? I'm not trying this again. It's this is supposed to be the the traditional rest, the best in town if you want lingua. Cal tongue. And I'm like, I tried it, didn't really. That wasn't my uh my alley. I probably won't try it again.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:31

Maybe I would, but you know it's not a taste thing, it's uh it tastes you back, Bo. Like I got you that time, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:40

Anyways, but yeah, no, it's it's not like it's a texture thing. Yeah, it is, it's a texture thing. Use left headphones, yeah. Shock to the system right there.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:54

It's the hat. Welcome. Oh turn me back. Yeah, welcome back. Yeah, thanks. I do the over the ears, though. That's the yeah, yeah, that's the way to go. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:04

But yeah, so yeah, but oxtail, goat soup. Yeah, that's what they were doing with the goat. So a buddy of mine worked on a construction site. This is years ago, and he went to a Mexican party with a bunch of Mexicans that worked with us, cool fucking dudes. He said that they had a goat. This is him, he was also full of shit. But also believe it, they had a goat in this apartment complex that had a goat in a bathtub and had just killed it. They were gonna make goat soup. So they're gonna kill it in a bathtub, drain the blood. I mean, it's it's a good solution. Drain the blood down the fucking drain. That's the last thing I thought you were about to say.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:47

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:48

What were you thinking?

SPEAKER_03 1:32:49

Is that why you moved the mic? Listen, he they killed it in the bathtub. This apartment. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:58

But I mean, they were I mean, shit, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:02

God almighty.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:03

This is a normal Friday for them.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:06

In the background here.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:20

Fucking screaming. I see, I like goats too much. I don't think I could kill one, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:33

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:35

Yeah, he was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 1:33:36

He was like, he was like, Well, I'm trying after it's cooked, but I want to fucking see you butchering it. You know, there were like 20 people in that apartment. Oh yeah, it was oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:44

It was a fucking party, brother. Yeah, yeah. No, I think there's a complex that a bunch of them lived in. Like the one down here next to the six apartments. Oh yeah, yeah. Six apartments, so like 40 people. Yeah. But they had a they had a fucking goat in the bathtub. That's that's that's hearsay from him, but he wasn't I I don't suspect he's lying about it. Yeah, I mean, it's it's not illegal to kill and eat a goat.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:09

No, and it's not as bad as like you know, that's I would rather there be like goats being killed in a bathtub than like meth being cooked up, you know. Oh, fucking 10%.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:22

They kill all the goats. They kill the fucking goats, the blood's going down the fucking drain, you know. Yeah, I mean it's you know, yeah, but yeah. God. But yeah. It's like you just move your mic like oh, but anyways, goats, ox tongue. Uh fun at the beach though.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:50

Just good beach trip. I'm just replaying in my mind over it, like just them being like, all right, guys, let's go. Like huge party going, like a two-bedroom apartment. And uh right, like the bathroom that's like in the hallway. You know, it's got your bedroom, bathroom. Right, right, yeah. That's where they got the goats. Closest door you can still hear the fucking music in the background, like goats stand there looking at like, all right, let's get this done. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:14

Say hello to my little friend here. Yeah. Somebody fires up a fucking chop saw. They're a bunch of yeah, they're they're they're construction workers, man. One of them's got a chainsaw or something. They got all kinds of shit. Take the head off. You know, who wants eyeballs? That's crazy. So that's what's going on. You give the eyeballs to the little kid.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:34

Yeah, so that could be happening right now across from the old superior car wash.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:39

Um, no, man, it's it's Wednesday. Yeah. Give it a couple days.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:44

Dude, no shit. Friday night. I was driving by there sometime in the last couple years, and I have the doors off the Jeep, and and I could hear like like mariachi music, but it was really fucking good. It was good.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:58

And I'm sitting there listening, and dude, it was a live band practicing inside of that apartment community. No shit. And they had like a uh like a horn bass.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:06

Uh fucking tuba? Yeah. Oh, fuck yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:09

It's because you could hear the like. Yeah. Dude, it was it was fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:14

No shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:15

Yeah. Like I wanted, I mean, there's no way that I could have like rolled up on what they were just like.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:21

You know, what's up, amigos, man?

SPEAKER_03 1:36:23

I wanted to pull in and be like, I need to know who this is. Where are you guys at next year? Yeah, because it was solid, man. I mean, it was obviously a band practice. Yeah, yeah. Because they you could hear them like fuck up, stop, start again, you know. But man, it was good. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, they had like horns and dude. The the the tuba and the mariachi. Fuck yes. God, that's way better than anything else.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:44

Yep, yep, it's fucking awesome. Get some horns going. Yep. Fuck. I love a good fucking band that can throw horns in with everybody loves Chicago. Love some blues with some horns and shit, but I love a good, I like the mariachi with the tuba. That's just it's not that's not a Mexican traditional instrument. Right. But it's thrown in there and it fits so fucking well. It's perfect.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:03

It just like like a muted trumpet.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:05

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:06

Oh, that shit sounds so good. Mix them some fucking jazz with some fucking mariachi. Yeah, you know. Fuck yeah. Because it really those those trumpets, if you get two trumpets, mariachi, they're playing the violin A and B parts.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:18

Oh, run on. Instead of that.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:20

And so you get this like horn, like uh like the original or the the Towns Van Zant version of Poncho and Lefty. Oh, yeah. Where they had those muted trumpets in the background.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:29

Man, fuck man.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:30

That's some good shit. They were doing fucking good drugs then.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:34

Oh, fuck yeah, they were clean, man. Yeah. There's some clean drugs back in.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:40

It's I mean, that that was a different time, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:43

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we'll have to we'll have to sit on that one though. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I came up the other day. What the fuck is sit on that one? Or we've probably already gone through it before. Well, yeah. You know. That's okay. Uh fuck it. That's okay. Like in a in a field doing mushrooms compared to doing mushrooms in a fucking restaurant.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:01

It's a different, it's a different atmosphere, bro. Yeah, it is. It totally is. Mushrooms are fucking scary sometimes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:09

That's what you told me the other day. I was like, man, I know everybody I know. Never did them. They about 20, 30 minutes in, they throw up and they're like, man, that's but after that, it's the best time of your life. Yeah, yeah, but to throw it up, like you fucking violently heave, and then but then you're tripping your balls.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:24

Yeah, it's it's awful. I don't, I don't, anyone that says that's like have a real sensitive stomach, anyways. Like it has been a while, but like when I eat mushrooms, yeah, like I'm like, I start to feel sick, and I'm like, okay. And so that triggers this whole like, you're gonna be sick, you're gonna throw up, you're gonna have a good time, man. Well, it's it's not so much as have a good time, it's and then you're gonna trip balls. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. And then after that, it's like it's a good time or not. So it's the anxiety of like, oh god, I'm starting, I'm starting to feel fucking bad. Okay, I'm gonna go up by myself for 50. And it's like, I gotta go by myself for 10 minutes, feels like 24 hours. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you start just tripping balls, it's not a good thing. Oh god, my voice just cracked.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:12

Tripping balls, tripping balls.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:14

Did you ever know anybody in the because my later years of high school, I knew kids that would fucking robo. Oh, yeah, robotussing, and and I knew a guy that would break it down. This fucking dude's name was Zach. He was a nutcase, but he literally missed like two on his SATs. Like he got a full ride. Yeah, I can't remember where he went to college. He got a full ride to college. His first semester got kicked out for selling weed. Like it got busted with a bunch of weed. Like, a pound of weed. Yeah, he got busted with a pound of weed in 1997, 98. That was frowned upon. Yes, and like he almost caught felony charges. But he but he was able to get out because I think the fucking dean's son was his fucking room. This is not mate, this I'm making some up. The dean's son was one of his good buddies or his fucking roommate. So I think Zach took the charges, and it was his fucking weed. Like, well, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna expel you. It's on your record that you're expelled, but we're not gonna, you know, send you to prison because people catch wind that it's the fucking Dean Sun room, also. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. But anyways, this fucking dude figured out how to extract the shit out of the Robotussin, and they used to mix it with Sprite. I don't know. I never did it. I never did it, but they would apparently trip fucking balls. But it was one of the same things. Another buddy of mine was talking to me. He's like, No, man, you you drink this, and he goes, about 20 minutes later, you throw up, but then you just trip your balls off, man. I'm like, this is fucking not cool. No thanks. But I'm pretty sure they called it robo-in. And the first time or something.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:59

The first time I took ecstasy, it was uh the actually, and I will say this is the only time I've taken ecstasy. I was 18 years old at MTSU, and we had uh blue, they were called blue dolphins. And speaking of the Yeah like left on the beach map. It it was the the other, like so it's got like like Molly, whatever, like the um what is that MDMA? Like the like the because you like people take like like Molly. I'm not like super versed on drugs, but like you take like Molly, which is like the pure ingredient of ecstasy. Right. And ecstasy is Molly mixed with another drug, like cocaine, heroin, something, yeah, or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And the one that I had was mixed with the Robotussin shit. I think it's DX DXM. DXM. That is that is it, yeah. And dude, it that was the hardest I've ever tripped in my life. That's it was that's fucking insane. It was horrible. Yeah, I had this I had this 01 Honda cord, and uh we were fucked so we're at this dude's uh so we got a nice car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the time it was, yeah. Um and so we were at this dude's apartment, and this chick that I was like super into was also into really into this dude, which didn't help the situation, you know. Right because uh I struck out really hard on that. But uh we all dropped dropped some fucking ecstasy. I remember sitting there and being like, I gotta I gotta go back to my dorm, you know, like I can't. And I got in my Honda when you turn the key of the car and like the uh the gauges like you know, oh yeah, they rev. And like they rev never stopped. Oh fuck. Yeah, that was the most like visually hallucinogenic thing I've ever experienced in my life. That's fucked up. That would oh that's it was all it was almost like like cartoon animation hallucinations, right? Which like like LSD or mushrooms that never never did that to me, but like that shit was like like everything looked like it was like sketched and moving, like it was really wild.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:12

Yeah, I didn't see anything that wasn't there, but everything was highlighted like a fucking sketchpad, like a comic book flipping through the pages.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was it was a lot, yeah, yeah. God hadn't thought about that in 20 years. No shit. Yeah, it was really bad. I was doing fucking Murfreesboro, MTSU, fucking Sims Hall. 18 years old. Dude, it was terrible. This is the best and worst night ever. And that was actually the same, uh, around the same time that Grand Theft Auto San Andreas came out. Oh shit. And my roommate was sitting in the room playing San Andreas when I got back, and I'm like, laying on the you know, our room is the size of this table. Yeah, and I was like laying in my bunk and watched him play like the whole thing. Turn it off, man, run, man. It freaked me out, dude. You're gonna die. Yeah, that was, dude, the early 2000s were like mid to early 2000s were fucking insane. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. God, that was like Fast and the Furious was out and like the low rider, dude. Severeville and the lowrider shit that just went down a couple weeks ago.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:20

Oh, yeah, the slammed enough. God, they fucking attacked a gas station because they just said you can't gather here. Did you see the videos of that? Oh yeah, oh yeah, they fucking took over. Oh yeah. That fucking fucked that place up. It was all the that's why we were at the beach, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was the weekend we were at the beach. Yeah, yeah. God, what a bunch of fucking idiots, dude. That shit was crazy. Yeah, somebody posted it on the fucking one of the Marival Speaks Out bullshit pages. Like, by the way, all the all BCSO and Alcoa and MPD are helping several. So now's the time to go do crime, basically. Really? Oh, yeah. No, somebody posted like, oh, by the way, the slammed enough thing is going on several. So there's no there's no uh radar here, here, here, and here. But I think it's mostly BCSO went out there to help take care of that shit. Yeah, they should. THP. Oh, yeah, it was fucking out of hand. And then there was no there was no cars. It was in like all the stuff. It was just all people rushing and bum rush the gas gas station. Like it wasn't a fucking where the fuck were the fucking goddamn cars? Where was your badass lowrider, bro? You just let it sit three blocks down so you could bum rush a fucking gas station. There's no such thing as a badass lowrider. Yeah, well, to them, yeah, badass low rider. Do you remember in the middle of the state? No, badass low rider is uh uh 69 fucking coupe de ville, some snoop dog shit. Yeah, 100%. Some ice cube, boom, boom, boom, bum, bum, no. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:45

Like an old like 46 like fucking torpedo, like oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:51

See, that's a badass slow rider. Yeah, but I'm talking about they can't afford that shit, but yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:54

I'm talking like some three-wheel motion shit. Like a 97 Chevy S10.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:00

Yeah, with a fucking bottom dropped out.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:01

Like you can't hit a speed bump because your front bumper's gonna fucking fall off.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:05

All their cars are really shitty, though. You know, like it's nothing I would drive. And what's great, the amount of money they spend on it.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:14

It's a $2,000 car with an extra $8,000 put on. Or I'm sorry, more than that, probably. Probably. I mean $2,000 car with a fucking $3,000 alarm, $4,000 stereo, yeah, $6,000 with the fucking graphics, the effects on the bottom of it. $7,000 of work put in. Yes, yes, yeah. And then you put some fucking hydraulics on it.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:34

It's crazy. God. And then you've still got like a 2003 accurate yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:42

You got from your sister-in-law for $1,500. Hey man, I'm gonna take that. It's got 187,000 miles on it, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:49

You know, yeah, it's wild because like I can like my diesel gleep shit. Gleep? Diesel Jeep Gladiator, two motorcycles cost less than oh, yeah. All that shit. You know, that that like shitty M3 BMW that they like cambered the wheels out on, and it's like no warrant, fucking voided any kind of warranty.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:08

They didn't have a warranty when they got it, but you voided any kind of work, your speedometer is never gonna work right again.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:13

And if you ever want to sell it, there's like less than a thousand people in the world that would want to.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:21

You have a 0.02% chance of selling this, yeah. Or you're gonna sell it to some young, stupid motherfucker, and you're gonna sell it for half of what you got in. Yeah, yeah, for less. And he's like, hey man, I'm gonna try this. I need that, bro. Bro, I need that.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:34

Pick up chicks, dude. If we had fuck you money, like for it, something like that, like build the most like outrageous, you know, get like get like a dodge neon and put like 150k into it.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:48

Oh yes, yeah, it's show up bliss for the inch and out, dude. Yeah, oh yeah, dude, yeah, yeah, do some pimp my ride shit, but actually make it a pimp ride instead of a piece of shit like they did. Yeah. This lady likes to watch movies, and we're putting them popcorn maker in the bag. Yeah, like what the fuck, X? Yeah, fucking exhibits on there, like, oh cool, but I mean it's gonna last two weeks, it's still gonna break down again. You'll never be able to sell it. Yes, yeah, no, but you were on my ride. God. Speaking of badass lowriders, sharks are the lowriders of the seas. I don't know what the fuck that meant. Uh we just, you know. Didn't see any songs. Sucking fucking sharks in the in the sea, our trip. Well, I look like a fucking. I should turn a dolphin's up. I look like an emo.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:45

Without my hat on.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:46

Every day is gloomy, but it never rains.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:50

My dad so pissed. I'm sorry, dad. I didn't take out the trench.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:56

I'm sorry. I didn't take out the trench. Don't waste your time on me.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:03

I fucking want to be English ass motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:05

I love dude, I love that that's like that's West Coast bubblegum pussy punk. Blink on 82.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:13

I blame Green Day for the because when Green Day first came out, everybody thought they were fucking English, man. Really? Do you know how he sang? Everybody thought they were a fucking English man. Yeah, yeah. He was just, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:27

But dude, those guys were crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:32

I sit around and fake a while. Everybody thought they were fucking English punk. Yeah. And then the emo came around, and then you didn't know what the fucking country those fuckers were from. They were all from California or wherever.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:42

But it's like watching videos of Deathcap for Cutie, and everybody in the audience is just crying. Dude, what what was the uh oh god uh dashboard?

SPEAKER_04 1:49:52

Dashboard confessional? Yeah. Uh see, um that's a stage of fucking music I missed there. I missed that hard, dude. No, I missed it. Yeah. Like I didn't I didn't catch it. Same. Okay. Yeah. Same.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:03

Yeah, okay. Just a fucking public service announcement.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:06

Yeah. Yeah, no, no. I mean, I fucking I'll fucking listen to some emo shit here and there and back, but I was never though.

SPEAKER_01 1:50:12

Like you remember that uh vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:17

It's uh God I would probably know it if I heard it, but I don't during COVID.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:25

I was forced to watch all of the Twilight series. Oh God bless your heart. And I'd never seen any of them. I've never seen or yeah. So the whole time I'm I'm thinking about that fucking like dashboard, like like like the most pussy ass men that you could find.

SPEAKER_00 1:50:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:45

It's a vampire and a fucking werewolf who are both couldn't fight their way out of a paper sack. No, they're immortal. And like in that movie, like super fucking handsome guys that like want like if you're a if you're like a handsome ass vampire that lives forever, whatever you want.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:04

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:05

Whatever tail you want, whatever you fucking want, or a handsome ass werewolf that lives forever, and they're both like can't live the rest of their lives without this one fucking one fucking girl who was well, I forget her name now. The the R the RBF Jennifer somebody?

SPEAKER_04 1:51:25

God, she just looked like like she had no Yeah, no interest in anything the worst, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:31

And then they're like, I can't, I can't live without you. I will kill aware of her. Delilah or whatever her fucking name was in the fucking movie, like like their entire existence for however long they've existed, since the beginning of time, right, yeah, stopped for this woman.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:49

Like I'm like, you know, that chick that was fucking the director at the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:53

This is the most emo shit that I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Oh, that's fucking emo as fuck. Like, like they should have like we could have solved all their problems by the end of the first episode if they would have like killed each other.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:06

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:52:07

Or like all three of them. You and I'm not I'm not trying to support like suicide in any way. I think it's a terrible thing. Right. But you know what? Go fucking kill yourself. Unless in the only way I support suicide is if there is a werewolf, a vampire, and a mediocre woman all doing, yeah. And that would be the trying to control your shit. Like, and that would have saved us three fucking movies. Yeah. Or was it only three or four? Ah fuck. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:52:35

So the more movies there are, the more I approve. Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:40

Yes, exactly. Yeah. But uh, oh yeah, no, there was uh Jen that worked with me. Yeah, that was her fake. She fucking read the books fucking 84 fucking times. She watched the movies to fall asleep, and she's a year younger than me. I could watch those movies to fall asleep. Oh no, but but she did it purposely. Like she was like, Oh, I'll just fall asleep to them, and then I'll then I'll pick up where I left off the next the next night. I'm like, what the fuck? But I I will I'm proud to say this day I've never watched a single one. I'm sorry for your luck, sir. No, another movie, not to bring up something else, I've never watched in my life. We may have brought this up before Titanic. I've never seen it in my life. Right, yeah. That's a really good one. Yeah, I've never seen it. Never gonna see, I'm gonna die never never seeing that movie. Oh Phillips. Same with the Twilight movies. I'm I'm gonna die. At this point, I made it this far. I'm gonna die, I have never seen that movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:34

So I feel like sometime in the future, there's gonna be a wager between you and me. Oh. And my wager is gonna be that you have to watch Titanic. Oh so I'm going on record to say that. I don't know what it's gonna be about, but that's gonna be something I'm gonna try to get you to do.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:51

It's gonna be have to it's gonna be have to it's gonna be a fucking big one. And it's gonna be a slingshot wager, which we never accomplished at the beach, which I was not too excited about. I was fine to we should go to the island and do that. That ain't the beach though, well, yeah, but it's still for the pod. Well, yeah, maybe. Maybe, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:08

Comment and and and like and comment on if you want to see Philip and I do the slingshot up in Pigeon Forge. I will not be impressed with your comments. Or send it to your ideas of things we should do. Or, you know, Pigeon Forge.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:23

Yes. Pigeon Forge a fucking island. Dude, we had our last like man versus beard. Can you eat the fucking Margaretville nachos by yourself in 10 minutes? Have you seen those nachos? They're this fucking. The Nacho Volcano, they call them. Oh. And I would normally never eat a Margaretville. I wouldn't eat a Margaritaville in any fucking town in the United States. It's a goddamn chain. I ain't gonna go to PCB and eat a margaritaville. No. I mean, but I can I would do it in Pitch and Forge because that's up the street. Fuck Pitch of Forge.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:51

I like getting Pigeon Forged because they have the big volcano that spills the margaritas every time it plays volcano. Where can I sit underneath that and catch them in the mouse? They do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:55:00

Weezing the juice. It's like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:05

And it spills all the margaritas down in the creatures. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:08

Really? No shit. Did not know that. I've never been I've never been there. I've been in the Margaretville and PCP with my daughter's mom, and that's when I had the fucking volcano notches. They're this fucking, they're it's they're fucking huge. It's a volcano of notches. Tasty, I guess. I can't remember. I think she had the cheeseburger in paradise. Yeah. Cool name for cheeseburger, bro. Yeah, it's just a standard cheeseburger. Yeah, it's just a fucking cheeseburger. Piece of a flip-flop in it.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:36

Like the the rubber part that meets the yeah, right in the center.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:40

Uh oh, you wanted yours well done, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:55:45

The one up in on the island, dude, they have the big margarita that overflows into the uh we're gonna have to go see that. Oh, I've never been to the island.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:52

I've been to Pigeon Fords. I I fucking avoid that fucking place like the fucking plague. Oh, it's awful. I'm trying to I'm trying to think the last time I was in Gatlinburg. The last time I was in Gatlinburg was for that Jesse Dayton show. Yeah. That's when I went up and stayed in the the micro micro motel. The micro motel. But I'm trying to think that was the last time I was in Gatlinburg. No, I've been there since then. I'd uh yeah, a few of us went riding motorcycles. And the girl that had dumped me three or four months prior, we rode through Gatlinburg, but she happened to work there in Gatlinburg. It was me and a there was like six of us riding. We pulled through, we get off the bike stretch now. We end up going to eat at Calhoun's. And while I'm at while I'm walking to Calhoun's, I get a text like, what the fuck are you doing in Gatlinburg? Like, what the fuck? I was like, dude, we just went riding. She goes, Oh yeah, I noticed I was on my smoke braid and just said, Oh, there's Philip and some bitch on the back of his bike. I'm like, you bumped me like three months ago. What the fuck? Yeah, for real. Like, I'm not here showing off. Like, I didn't know you were at work today. Yeah, I know you work on the street. We rode by your work and pulled in the parking lot. Apparently, she was taking a break in the parking lot. We turned around to go park in another area at because the parking lot was full. Apparently, she was in a break in the car, smoking a blind or some shit. Oh, yeah. Well, who there? Oh, there's Philip and some bitch on the back of his bike. I was like, Jesus Christ. My bad, bro. Yeah, though. Yeah, you've probably fucked five dudes since we broke up. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:57:21

Anyways, we weren't put a pen in that one.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:26

A long time ago. But uh, anyways, that was uh I'm trying to think. Since then I've been to Gatlinburg one time. I think I was at riding through and it was the hottest fucking day in the world. Yeah, and that's when I got in the parkway on the back on the way back for the first time. I just jumped on the park. Well, fuck yeah, that's yeah, ride this. That's when I went pissed in the woods.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:47

I think did we talk about this last time or no? No, that's when I was coming back from Gatlinburg.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:53

Oh fuck, I guess I'll get into fucking hottest day ever. I was off work. I fucking took off and got into one lane traffic coming up to Gatlinburg. Dude, this one gets me. This gets me. So uh fucking all right, so get stuck in there doing road work, going into Gatlinburg through the from the Y in Townsend. I get I'm stuck on a and uh and it's I'm on a fucking Harley. It's July, but I'm like, it should be 10-15 degrees cooler in the mountains. It was fucking not. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, sitting in mountain shade and just sweating my balls off. Finally went, got up there, stopped by oh, that two-level bar. It's been there for fucking ever. They got steps going up to the bar. Yeah, they just remodeled it actually. Did they? Yeah, but they have on one end of the bar, they have steps for ladies to get on the bar and dance. What's it called? Fuck, what's the name of that?

SPEAKER_03 1:58:50

Drive the middle of the strip. We'll come back to that. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 1:58:53

Okay, but uh we'll throw a picture of that up. Yeah, because it's but uh yeah, so I stopped there, had a couple shots of Yager and a couple beers, cooled off, was like, all right, fuck it. So I get in the bike, fucking take off. I'm like, fuck that. I'm taking Webs Valley back because you know, if I'm not getting stuck in one-lane traffic again, at least I can I know I'm moving. So I stopped sitting there fucking riding through, and all of a sudden I see the line for the the new section of the parkway. I'm like, or the sign. I'm like, oh fuck yeah, fucking whip in there, zipping it'll give you all you want, especially when you're fucking half drunk. No, for real, it will give you all you want. Yeah, it's a great time. I got halfway through and I'm like, fuck, I've got to piss so bad. And there's not really any, so I pull off. And there's not really good pull-offs to go piss at, like on the other side of the park where you can walk up a trail. So I pull off the area, across the street, and climb up a fucking hill and go into the woods. I leave my bike sitting there. It's the only bike, there's no one else there. It's a fucking Tuesday afternoon. So I piss like, oh fucking, thank God I got that over with. And I come down, bust out, and come down, you know, at a slight jog, because you can't just walk down a fucking in you know, uh, you know, 70 degree incline, crawl down, fucking bust out of the woods, fucking crawl down. There's people apart sitting there like, this fucking bike. All of a sudden, this fucking dude busts out of the fucking woods, like just get a little wave, get on the fucking bike and take the fuck off drunk. How fucking drunk am I? They were fucking jealous, is what they were.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:24

That's one of the best things about a Harley is like when you get into first and let go, you're gone. Oh, yeah, thank god, yeah, you're fucking going. You can be staring the watts of somebody's eyes and in the same second meet 25 feet up the highway.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:40

They just see this bike sitting in the fucking parking lot of a or the parking area off the parkway, and they're like, hmm. Did he jump? Because there's a fucking drop off, or there's fucking a mountain behind us. Where the fuck is he at? He just fucking come out of the fucking woods.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:56

In the woods, too. Like a squirrel sounds like it's the size of a dumpster, you know. Fucking Sasquatch on a motorcycle. Like, fucking, oh, it's stumbling, dude. I can see it's like like tree line, hill, road, parking lot.

SPEAKER_05 2:01:14

That's exactly what it was.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:16

Yeah, it's like you hear it. Fucking Sasquatch stumbles down the hill, hits the dish, looks both ways, walks across the road, then starts jogging to it.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:26

Just fucking gets on the bike and fucking goes. Oh god. Oh, it was so miserable, fucking hot that day, too.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:33

God, it happens out here, man. It really does. See, we've been riding one of our normal uh Monday JAC rides, rides have been up over the parkway into Pigeon Forge, Callenberg, yeah, and all that. Yes, it sucks. Yeah, the food's good though.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:52

Oh, yeah. You're you're going, you know, it's not about the destination, it's about the ride, but you're fucking, it's about going to eating good.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:58

Yeah. We've been fart spray. Well, by we, I have been fart spraying. Every fucking place you fucking go. Yeah, we've been wearing Pigeon Forge out. Yeah. Pigeon Forge is starting getting a name for itself. Yeah, though, it's bad. There's a couple of those like little roadside diners that look like airstreams. Yeah. Yeah. We go in there and I'm like, I gotta wash my hands.

SPEAKER_00 2:02:18

God.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:20

And you know what's happening. Something something's about to go down.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:22

Oh, it's so bad, man.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:24

Like that shit is so bad. It dissipates quickly, though. It does. Four to six hours. Yeah. Jesus Christ. No wonder that dude fucked up the ventilation in that whole that whole fucking school. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:36

If you do it every day. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We did that downstairs at work. It won't tell you the fucking ingredients. Yeah, no. I saw one of them was like a bunch of garlic. Was a bit was a main ingredient in it. I can see that. So that was it. It's like inhuman shit.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:55

One of my buddies' dads was taking garlic pills for his health. He had just he had just a mustache. Well, he said about three or four days into this, he went to mow the lawn. He said mow the lawn. He's like, God damn, what the fuck is that smell? He's like, what the fuck did I run over? We've been taking these fucking garlic pills. Well, he was sweating out fucking garlic. Oh yeah. He was sweating into his face and getting stuck in his mustache. He was fucking smelling it. He said it was fucking awful. Yeah. He's just sweating garlic out. He said it takes a while to get in your system, but garlic pills apparently really garlic's good for you. It's really good for you. So that's why he's taking garlic pills. But can you imagine just sweating fucking garlic in your mustache?

SPEAKER_03 2:03:39

That wouldn't make sense of like what the fart shit is. Yep. Like old rotten garlic. Because I mean, okay. Have you had the Harry Potter jelly beans?

SPEAKER_04 2:03:50

Oh, yes, yes, yeah. Tastes like anything or uh it's like grass, dirt, buggers, bugger's earwax. Yeah, earwax. That's one of me and my daughters go to fucking Christmas presents to each other. It's a it actually tastes like that shit though. Ever jelly, jelly ever, ever taste anyways, but yes, I can't remember the name for it.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:12

Yes. Dude, they actually taste like grass and dirt. And the worst one is bile. They call it like vomit or something. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 2:04:22

It tastes like bile. Yeah. And then every once in a while you get the buttered popcorn or the fucking food. Which is fucking horrible, too. Yeah, that's fucking awful. Yeah. It's just as bad as like, fuck, give me that grass again, bro.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:32

One of them's dog food.

SPEAKER_04 2:04:33

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:34

And it tastes the way the dog food smells. It's made in the same fucking factory as the fucking dog food is. No, but like how it's like how do you get sugar beans to taste like dog food?

SPEAKER_04 2:04:45

You add dog food. A horse. You add horse meat.

SPEAKER_01 2:04:57

That'd be so expensive.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:01

No, man. You take him run down horses like they did back in the day. Sell it to the fucking jelly bean company. Hey, you guys make any more of them Harry Potter jelly beans? I got one that tastes like dog food right here. This will make you 82,000 jelly beans that tastes like dog food.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:16

Just grind it up. They have to make billions of jelly beans like a week, you know. It's like 82,000 for one horse is they're killing like 50 horse. No, that's just for the dog food flavor, bro.

SPEAKER_01 2:05:28

Yeah, but still.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:29

That's still a lot of fucking dog food flavor. I mean, they have to make more than 80,000, you know, dog food jelly beans every week. Yeah, they probably do.

unknown 2:05:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:40

God, my I can't I can't remember. It's still it's still bothering me with the fucking name of that fucking the bag is. It's bean boozled. Oh, is that it? It's bean boozled. I think it is. That's the official Harry Potter one? Yeah. Yeah, okay. I should know that. I'm fucking slacking on my because I'm a Harry Potter nerd. Oh. I'll make fun of you, your Twilight shit. I'm a fucking dude.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:58

I'm looking wait, time out. I'm not a Twilight fan. I just watched it once.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:03

Yes, bro. Hey, hey, we all understand. That's fine. It's hey, we're not judging here. We're just saying, I'm a Harry Potter nerd. You're a Twilight nerd. It's cool.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:12

I would rather be Harry Potter. I get pinned for being a Twilight fan after admitting to watch.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:19

Hey, man. You know, we all made mistakes, okay? You only watch it three or four times. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:26

I'd watch it again just for the comedy factor, honestly, at this point.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:30

You should watch it and make commentary like the fucking Mystery 3000. Uh, what was it? Mystery Science Theater 3000. You know that shit? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:37

That was some of the best shit you'll ever see on television in your fucking life. God, we should watch Twilight for a podcast. We couldn't air the movie, we could just air our reactions.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:54

And then I urge back in me.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:56

I don't drink too much of that already.

SPEAKER_02 2:07:00

You ain't done bad.

SPEAKER_04 2:07:03

It ain't a beach trip. I took one shot of that. You had a you had you had a half a shot left when I woke up the next day. And we were leaving the next day. I felt like shit. You were laying on the couch going to order some hungry Howie's pizza. Yeah, and it was dank. It was dank. We ended up ordering it twice. Oh no shit. No shit. That was our go-to. Yeah. Last day of the beach back in back in the day. Last day at the beach. Going, eating out, go on the beach, come back, order pizza, eat the fuck out of that pizza, let it digest, go back on the beach late at night. Yeah. Which we never did other than we played bote ball. That glow in the that LED botce ball is a shit, but it's awesome. I wish we would have done that again, but there was, you know, when you start drinking at 11 a.m. start drinking rum at 11 a.m. and hitting the beach, it's it's hard to get back out at 11 p.m. When you're throwing up in the toilet when the sun goes down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:07:54

When the sun goes down, puking in the toilet. Yeah. When the sun goes down in Panama City when the sun goes down. You're just a cracker when the sun goes down.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:05

Yeah. God. Dude, that glow botch is badass.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:09

Oh, that was that was yeah, that was that was a highlight. And I I wanted to do it every every time since then, but we all you know we drink all fucking day and then go eat somewhere or eat at the and then fucking we turn on some fucking movie.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:22

Man, I should put it in a sand pit here. That'd be the horseshoe. Yeah. And throw bocee balls.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:31

Yep. It could also double as a fucking horseshoe pit. Yeah. I fucking love some horseshoes. Yeah. I'll fuck up some horseshoes.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:38

I don't know if I've even I'm sure I played, but I used to have a set. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:46

Yeah, it's a good time. Yeah, big old sand pit. Cornhole's the big thing now. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure school, and it's tran and it's you can you can haul it anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:57

Yeah, yeah. I'm I'm a decent cornhole player. I might. Like you give me like two games to warm up, then I'm fucking sliding it in the hole. We went, huh? Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:08

That's what I tell them every time. No, give me two more tries. I promise the third date.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:15

It's round three, you know? Yeah, yeah. Round one, round two, like whatever. And then like bowling. Round three or four. First game is awful. Second game is decent.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:25

Yeah, round three, you're pounding it. Uh we went we went camping over later weekend. There was a couple girls that good friends of mine that fucking they won nine or ten games straight of Cornhole against everyone. And then replay people, and then finally they lost one like 15 games in. And it was like, what the fuck? And they were just like, I'm kind of tired of playing you asshole. Like, like what like they was it was uncanny. They were on fucking fire. Yeah. It was it was funny to watch, but it's like, yeah, just fucking any any takers, hands up in the air, you know, knocking microphones over and shit.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:04

And there was a time that beer pong oh beer pong. Yeah. I learned to play in Buffalo, New York. There you go. And they were like, I was like 16 years old, and they it was like semi pro, you know, like you go to a fucking house party to play beer pong. Like you better know the rules.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:22

And you're fucking you're putting your name up, yeah. You're fucking like a fucking pool game. Yeah, yeah. They were serious about it. Beer pong was a big thing for no you've seen Flip Cup? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Flip Cup. I don't know if that's still a thing or not. Yeah, Flip Cup was fun, though. Oh, Flip Cup's fun as shit. Yeah. And you're racing each other to try to flip a cup and fucking, yeah, yeah. Just getting hammered. Do you ever play any of the card games? Oh yeah, God. Like Circle of Death. Uh, I don't know about Circle of Death. I've played uh fucking Waterfall. Or no, that's uh wow, which one waterfall is one of the fucking rules they can call.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:56

Yeah, yeah. That's in like it's the circle of death where like I've heard it called something else. Yeah, there is another name for it. I can't remember. Oh god. It's you put a beer so many. You put a beer in the middle and you spread all the cards around it.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:09

Oh no, no, you have to okay, but then you have to tuck them in the beer thing. I've played where you have to keep tucking them. Yeah, you keep tucking them until one don't fit.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:16

Whoever pops a tab has to drink the beer. Yep, yep. And then uh it's like two is you, three is me, four is floor, yeah, five is guys, six is chicks, some shit, yeah. Uh what is seven, heaven, yeah, eight, pick them eight, nine is rhyme, bust a rhyme, ten. Amen.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:37

I don't remember what ten was. See, that's not even I played that one at a at a camping party not too long ago. It's the first time I ever played it. But I'm thinking of oh fuck, what's the fucking name of the one I'm thinking of? Where you draw cards, and it's basically like pretty much like fucking war. Or spades or like there's it, was it presidents and or asshole? Uh yes, asshole. That's the one I'm thinking of. Yeah, it was asshole. But you can make rules on certain cards, you can make rules up. Yeah. Like, dude, there were people, people like no cussing for the next for the next five hands.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:07

Well, like every single round, the wit the person that wins it is the president. Yes, and they can make a rule. And so the president can tell anyone what to do. The vice president can tell anyone but the president. And then the last person's the asshole.

SPEAKER_04 2:12:19

So good drinking, drinking party tip, tell no cussing. If you cuss, you drink. That's a great one. Oh, that's great. You know what? Another one is buddy of mine pulled on? No S's. Oh, that's wild. That's fucked. Like you will you will be drunk by the time that it comes back around. Like you can't say anything with S's. And there would be people going, I tell you drink beer.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:44

Like trying to like you have to think about every fucking word. My favorite one was no referring to yourself. No one can speak in the first person.

SPEAKER_04 2:12:52

Oh, so you gotta say Phillip. Yeah, yeah. And no, and no S's. Phillip tell Yeah. People do thing, no drink it. Yeah, that was always my favorite one. Those people in the first person. Yeah. You gotta speak in the third person the whole time? That's fucking awesome. Bob Dole. Fuck it. Bob Dole says.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:20

That was fun times. And then there was higher lower. It was or high, low, black, red, where you just lay a card on the table and you had to guess higher, lower. Or you know, you lay a card on the table and you guess what the next card is, and I tell you higher, lower, black, or red.

SPEAKER_00 2:13:36

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:36

And then you just, you know, and then the amount or fuck the dealer. Did you ever play that one? Oh no. I'm reading bullshit. And one of them is similar to bullshit. So kind of like bullshit. Dude, bullshit's a great game.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:46

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:47

Yeah. We're like, I have four twos.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:49

Yes. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:51

That's basically fucking poker. But you're telling us straight to your fucking eye to eye. We should do like a bullshit championship.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:56

Oh, yeah. Yeah. What about spoons? Did you ever play spoons? I can't remember how it went, but there was there's fucking spoons. It's basically bullshit. Yeah. But there's fucking spoons involved. I don't know. No drugs, but I don't know. I know.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:09

Cool story, bro. But uh yeah. Fuck the dealer was like you get a deck of cards and you lay like, say like a three comes out, and you say you guess what the next card is, and I say higher or lower, and then you guess and I lay it down if you get it wrong. And so if you get three wrong, I me as the dealer, I can pass the deck or I can keep going. But you have to have three wrong before I can pass a deck. And so, like as you're passing it, it's called fuck the dealer. Because when you get down, you lay all the cards out, like all your spades, all your you know, face up. Oh, so you can see like, oh well, that's gotta be uh, you know, ten of spades.

SPEAKER_04 2:14:47

Oh, so you're counting cards to an extent because they're all in front of you, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:50

It's like oh, lower, it's like fuck the only thing, you know, there's only and so it's fuck the dealer. So like by the time it's over, like if you're dealing the cards, you are fucking you are fucked. I mean, yeah, that was a fucking card.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:03

Yeah, hell yeah. Do you ever play spades? I did. It's been a long time. Spades was fucking cool, man. Yeah, spades is a cool game. I actually used to be really fucking good at spades. That and uh rummy. Oh yeah, and then gin rummy, which I can't remember the difference between me neither. I can't remember, but uh yeah, rummy was always a good fucking game.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:22

My grandmother was uh a rummy extraordinaire.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:24

Oh see, I used to play them out in uh in my ex-wife's family out in Morgan County. Yeah. That was their fucking we go to church, come back, eat good, and somebody's pulling the cards out, and it's fucking rummy time, and it's fucking on. And these are these people didn't cuss and nothing, but their fucking rummy was on. There was no cussing. There was no, you got some looks though. Yeah, you knew by the look in grandma's eyes, she she's you better be at church next Sunday. I'm gonna pray that you go to hell. But you know, it's yeah, it was fucking on. Oh, it's no friends.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:56

You know, that's that's like tied into that, like playing a good, like a good card game. Oh, yeah, it's over. Oh, yeah. And I love that shit.

SPEAKER_04 2:16:05

Oh, yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, it was it was tradition for them. Yeah, like it was just like you know, you'd be sitting around after a you know, church, big meal, everybody shooting the shit, hanging out, whatever. It was either volleyball, we played a lot of volleyball during the spring and summer, but it got too hot. It was like you'd see fucking Aunt Macy over there, or cousin Peanut started getting antsy. I'm like, uh oh, one of them's gonna get the cards. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:32

And it would be it'd be on. It'd be on. Yeah. It is a great like old timer like summer game and dead winter game.

SPEAKER_04 2:16:39

Oh, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:40

Yeah, when it's too fucking hot to anything or too fucking cold. Yeah, yeah. Man, that that was the time. Uh you know, a lot of me wishes that like still to this day, that was sort of a a tradition, you know. We don't see like playing cards a lot, right?

SPEAKER_04 2:16:56

Yeah, yeah. And maybe maybe the there's some family dynamics in the condo we stayed at. Did you see the stack of fucking board games? Cutting up the goat. They were playing Rummy games, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:17:08

You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:17:09

But in the condo, there was a fucking and and where me and my daughter stayed at there was a fucking stack of there was life, fucking shoots and ladders, monopoly, there was a stack of board games. Like, fuck. I saw them a couple times. I thought that'd be fucking fun. Yeah, we should have done that. But yeah, we should have done that. But yeah, but that's the traditional sitting around playing family games. Yeah, there's still people that do that, but it's dropped off a lot. Yeah, yeah. Because my family, we never really did that. But then I as I got older, my high school years, I had buddies that did that. We would sit around and play fucking, you know, fucking Mario Kart Championships and shit. And then it became into drinking Mario Kart Championships, and then that's when we got into drinking card games and shit.

SPEAKER_03 2:17:49

But that's still kind of a family dynamic. Yeah, true. You know, we did uh drinking tiger woods on on the Xbox. That would have been, yeah, that'd be a good time. Now we when I was in high school, dad and Paulette and I uh we would um we'd play Scrabble once a week. That's such a fucking awesome game. Yeah, and dad got the word wizard one time. Wizard? Yeah. And uh, and like it was like the I mean the the like that's the fatality of Scrabble, you know, and for dude, probably to this day, if I were like, hey dad, you remember he'd be like, I am the wizard. You know, he's like like you would still you would still talk about that. That's fucking awesome, yeah, yeah. Scrabble, I haven't played Scrabble in fucking years, man. We had the library edition, like the the board swiveled, and you had like special like leather bags to pull your uh you know, tiles out and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 2:18:47

Pink yep type shit. Hell yeah. Yeah, it was really nice. I'm trying to think of what when I was real young, we shoots and ladders was one. Candyland, of course. Of course. Sorry, was another one.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:01

Trouble.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:02

Oh, trouble, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So uh years and years ago, I bought my mom for Christmas. We used to go visit her in Charleston, South Carolina quite a bit. They had a world market in South Carolina, and Charleston fucking place is dope. Cheeses, seasonings, beers, fucking furniture you can only get in fucking Africa, Egypt, like fucking South America. And it's called World Market. It was a fucking real deal. Yeah, it was the whole like it was a fucking Target, but nothing was made in the United States. I think there's one in the wait a second, it's so it's just like Target. Sorry, so it was Target, but these things were very expensive and purposely made to not look like United States shit. Yes, but they had a box set, yes, exactly. Oh no, it was Pier 1 imports times five. They had a box set, it was games of the world, and it was all these traditional fucking African and um uh Middle Eastern games, and it was a fucking box that had fucking five boards in it, but some of them were transferable, and there was chess, and there was uh a couple other games, but like Life and Sorry and all those games, they were they had the original version, and it was fucking old school, not real ivory, but dice and all this like this fucking thing was 20 fucking pounds. Oh, that's cool, but it was really fucking dope, and that's the games they were like, oh, by the way, this is blah blah blah. And you read the instructions, it's just like the game of life or sorry or whatever, yeah. And it's but it's the the original version that's cool from Tananesia or some shit, yeah you know, but yeah, yeah, but uh, but yeah, it was it was super fucking cool. It wasn't Chinese checkers and checkers, but chess wasn't Chinese checker, what's that? You haven't seen Chinese checkers? It's China, it's checkers with fucking it's on a star. It's played with marbles.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:08

No, I haven't well yeah, I guess I've seen it, but I didn't realize that was called Chinese checkers checkers?

SPEAKER_04 2:21:13

It's five people checkers, yeah. It's fucked up, it'll fuck you up. I've not played it in how old am I? What year is this? 35 fucking years. Like that puts me, no, yeah, 35 years. I haven't played it since I was probably, you know, well, that put me at six, eleven. No, eleven, twelve. No, it's the Chinese checkers I know, it's a star. It's a six point star, five point star, anyways. Yeah, but everybody gets their colored marbles, yeah. It's got little slots, but you jump and then you start, everyone's jumping. Everybody, it's fucking dope. Oh, it's it's a one of those you'll fight your fucking best friend or your sister. You know, you're in the bathroom beating your girlfriend's ass over that shit. Wait for her to go to the bathroom and be like Chinese checkers comes to East Tennessee.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:02

It'd be cool to do like uh like a game review. Oh, fuck yes. Fuck yeah. Get like some guests to come in and we sit down and play some like doing it fast forward.

SPEAKER_04 2:22:16

Yeah, like we play and then stop every once in a while for some what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that would be awesome. We have the perfect fucking table for it. Yeah, it's true. We do have the perfect table for it. So Chinese checker was that would be a good one. We should do I but I don't think you need five people, but I think I would think you would need five or six.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:34

We can get five people.

SPEAKER_04 2:22:35

Oh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:36

We should do like games from the beginning of time to modern.

SPEAKER_04 2:22:40

Like the games of the world type shit. Like you can see where they totally rip sorry off from this fucking game from Tananesia or wherever it was.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:47

Did you ever play that? Is it an iPhone game called Space Team? I don't think so. So, like the point you get, like the more of the people you get, the better. And then and so the premise of the game is like, say we have four people sitting here, this thing comes up on our screen, and it doesn't tell you, but you either have to perform the action or scream to the person who's supposed to perform it, and you have three different or no, you just have one thing. So, like if you have like a list of controls and one of them is a flux flux actuator, then the other three people have like switch flux actuator on, and so we're all screaming like you know, like flip it on, flip it on, and you have to like do it, but it randomizes every time, which is fun in a quiet room, but the point of it was to like go to like a bar or something and like sit apart from each other, yeah, and like scream to each other across the fucking bar? Yeah, oh okay, I guess the whole thing is like you all have like you have like a set of controls and then a set of commands, yeah. And you have to tell everyone this list of commands to do on your controls, or you crash. Oh space team. Oh, okay. We used to go in two doors down because by the end of it, you're just fucking yelling and you know, like you're just trying to, it's dude, you're trying to save alive, your ship's going down in the in the heat of combat.

SPEAKER_04 2:24:18

It's so much fun. Yeah, that's fucking yeah. I don't know if I describe that like with now. I kind of get what you're saying, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Act activate activate shields, yeah, and act some shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:29

Yeah, like like you all see activate shields, only one person has the shields. Oh, okay. You know, and you're like you have like a dashboard with certain things, and then it tells you all these commands. So you have to decide if it's your command or someone else's, and you have to tell that person to do it. Right, yeah, and it's gonna be played in like a loud environment, right?

SPEAKER_05 2:24:49

Yeah, like in the heat of battle, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:52

Like so you're like you're screaming, you're screw literally screaming at each other. God, like yeah, that was uh that was a good one.

SPEAKER_04 2:25:01

That's fucking dope.

SPEAKER_03 2:25:02

Yeah, yeah. We did a lot of shit in Two Doors Down, man. Oh god, that was back in the day. Oh shit. You know what?

SPEAKER_00 2:25:12

I forgot. I can stop this.

SPEAKER_03 2:25:17

I'm gonna keep these Rolades in here. Oh, they Rolades?

SPEAKER_04 2:25:21

Yeah, that's old school. Rolades is the my dad. 1200s. My dad kept Rolades in his fucking van and in his pocket. That was before I I think that that was before fucking Tums was ever invented. I didn't know what fucking Tums was for years because dad told that. That's all he ate.

SPEAKER_03 2:25:38

Rolades are 1200, Tums are 1,000.

SPEAKER_04 2:25:41

Oh, Tums are a bunch of weak ass bitches. Yeah, Rolades are the fucking Mac truck of the probably the fucking any any uh any fucking heartburn shit. Oh man. Uh what about that dumpkin spice though?

SPEAKER_03 2:26:00

Take a bathroom break. It's definitely a man's studio right here. Dude, my buddy Evan sent me a screenshot of the dumpkin spice dude wives. And I was like, oh, that's that's not real, you know. And I'm at Target. Right, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I saw them. I'm like, oh shit, I bought two packs. Dumpkin spice. That's fucked up. Did you smell? I mean, this is weird.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:23

Smell them, no.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:25

They smell like fall, dude. Uh wiping your ass with fall. Huh. I'm like, use that for my before my date on Friday. It's like sage and clove and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:34

I wipe my whole fucking body with dumpkin spice. Like who makes those? Is it old spice? Dude wipes. Oh, dude wipes. Well, yeah, okay, okay. I didn't know if they'd win in conglomeration with uh they're in conglomeration with men. Yeah. Well, because now Old Spice, you look at the fucking old spice. I don't look at I don't I haven't looked at that shit. I looked at, I was like, I get I might get some smell good stuff at the fucking food line. It's body, it's all axe body spray or fucking Old Spice. And Old Spice is like the Kraken. Yeah. And fucking Eagle Fang. Panther. Yeah. Panther blood. Like, what the fuck? Like, I didn't, you know. I I get the market they're going for, but I use Old Spice, actually.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:19

Oh, do you really? Oh which one do you use? Um it's a it's a toss-up. Oh, yeah. The Kraken or uh No, no, I like the uh Tiger's blood? Like cocoa butter in Shea. Oh, well actually, in what I'm using right now is is Eagle Fang. Eagle Fang. Oh, okay. Never mind. Man! Yeah, man. That's true. I like Fiji a lot. It smells like the tropics. Oh, well, I mean duh. What's your soap of choice? Soap of choice.

SPEAKER_04 2:27:51

I've been losing using uh oh fuck, what is it? Oh fuck. They have a bush soap. You think I'm fucking joking? I am not. It is uh god damn, it's a popular where where do you buy this bush soap? I got a bunch of it's a food line. No, it's not the fucking food line. I've never seen it there, but uh they have it at uh oh what's the fucking they got the fucking uh that fucking store that Steven goes to. Duke's it smells like beer. No, it does not. It smells fucking awesome. Yeah, it smells skin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:28:31

No uh oh what's that fucking so right now in your shower? Like let's let's say that it's a bar of bush. Like like if we were to do like MTV room raiders, right? Remember that shit?

SPEAKER_04 2:28:46

No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:28:47

Pull your shower curtain open. What would name me everything that's in your shower right now? Um Herbal Essence is um shampoo.

SPEAKER_04 2:28:56

Which one? What color?

SPEAKER_05 2:28:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 2:29:00

Um, I think it's a body envy. There would be condition. I don't use a conditioner anymore, but that for my daughter, we can use the same shampoo. Yeah, and then um there would be uh Irish Spring body wash, yeah. Sport or just standard? Um standard right now, but I'm gonna switch to the moisturizing, the blue one. Yeah. With the fucking grid in it.

SPEAKER_01 2:29:25

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:29:26

And then uh there's uh toothbrush for my fucking nails. Okay, and there's a fucking because I I fucking paint houses. There's also a fucking a big fucking brush that's fucking about two inches for my fucking nails. Yeah. And then there's bar of bar of uh what did I get last time? Ivory or some shit. Bar of that regular shit from my balls and my ass. Because I do that first because that I gotta get some good cleaning. That smell good shit. Don't do nothing to don't do nothing to wash your skin that good, Bo. I mean, I'm telling you, you gotta get that real soap. Yeah. And your balls, your ass, and your face. Not in that order. I'm telling you. And then hit your pits with it too. Because that smell good, so don't do fuck for you. That's a regional. Get that fucking ivory, get that zest, get that old school shit. Yeah, and then I'm telling you, man. And then I've got a bar of I swear it's fucking Duke's. Want to ask, let me call Steven. No, uh, it's some Duke Cannon. I don't know. It's a bush, but it's a goddamn bar that's bigger than it's about the size of a bush can, but it smells good, it smells like a fucking man.

SPEAKER_00 2:30:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:30:55

But no, you gotta use that bush, and I use that shit in a loofah, and my that's my whole body. Well, on that, I'm fine with that, but on your face and your fucking balls and ass. Can I use some good soap? Oh, you want the good stuff, yeah. I agree. Maybe run it through.

SPEAKER_03 2:31:10

I work outside a lot. I sweat my balls off. I'm gonna switch over. I'm gonna get a bar of soap for my fucking nethers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:31:17

And just fucking run your hands over it three or four times. I do have uh oh, I do have on the sink. So we should get I do have a uh some kind of beard wash and shit that I I've only I only use there once my beard is not what it once was. Yeah, true. Yeah, Jamie Johnson Lenth at uh one time. But uh, but yeah, and then um I think that's about it. Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:31:47

And then off and on knob on the shower. Yeah. My shit's like it's a bunch of kids' toys. You've got dude, you've probably got 84,000 things in your shower. Yeah, and most it's like stepping on a Lego.

SPEAKER_04 2:32:02

And two of them then are for you.

SPEAKER_03 2:32:04

Yeah, though. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The really like the body wash and the loofah, and then I just use like the wife's fucking, you know, shampoo, conditioner. I mean, fuck you shorter hair. You're not trying to everything I want in there. Shit I've never heard of. Yep. Dude, the most recent shampoo she bought, because like, you know, she was she did hair prior. Uh like her and I got together. Yeah, yeah. She goes, all these like weird, like wholesale, like like you have to have like a fucking membership and a password to be able to buy food or food.

SPEAKER_04 2:32:36

Food, you know, food and or no, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 2:32:38

Washington, it's like like you and I couldn't buy a bottle of shampoo there. You know, she has to gotta be a member, yeah. And it's all like super like vegan, fucking organic fucking God knows how much a bottle of that shit cost.

SPEAKER_04 2:32:55

Honey, this is only $30. Cool. But for you, it would have been $45. Yeah. Cool. That doesn't make me feel any fucking better about the $30 bottle of shampoo. The most recent one we're gonna go through in a week and a half.

SPEAKER_03 2:33:08

It smells like Jaeger bombs. Like, God, dude, it smells like fucking Jaeger. I'm serious. And I was like, listen, I can't no, yeah, I'm like, I can't do any more of this. And like, unfortunately, it's like an 80-ounce. Oh no, it's it's it's a gallon of fucking my hair with Jaeger until after Christmas. Have you tried to drink it? No, not in a while. Not in a while. When was the last time you did it? No, the no, the shampoo. Oh no, God. I think I had Jaeger because it's always in the morning, you know, and I'm like, I can't. It's like it's 6 30. The best time to do Jaeger. 6 30 of the morning.

SPEAKER_04 2:33:45

You're gonna be on fire the rest of the fucking day. You're gonna fuck shit up until about 10 a.m. and then you're gonna crash really fucking hard. Hard. Probably in a jail cell. Oh god, Jaeger? I fucking love Jaeger. I fucking love Jaeger. Straight, fucking yäger bomb, fucking, I fucking love yager bumm. I can't do it straight. I can do a Jaeger bomb. And I don't even like the Jager Bomb anymore. So I used to drink so much fucking, so many Jaeger Bombs back in the day. Yeah. At the TDD days that I would you let's say you drink beer and do fucking six, seven, twelve, fourteen Jager bombs. That's more, that's more, you know, our style. You're gonna pass out drunk, let's say midnight.

unknown 2:34:33

It was probably 3 a.m.

SPEAKER_04 2:34:35

And um you know what you're gonna do? Three hours later, you're gonna wake up wide a fucking wake. Still fucking drunk, but wide awake and pissed off at yourself because you're still awake because you had all that goddamn Red Bull, yeah. Or uh oh Electric Monkey. That's what we switched to. Remember, that was not the same, but it was good enough for the public, and it was way fucking cheaper than Red Bull.

SPEAKER_03 2:34:58

The weird thing is you you would you'd have that three-hour limbo. Yep. And sometimes it was before you passed out, sometimes it was after. Yep. But there was that still that three hours of where you're just like in your home, most likely, or somewhere that is not like where you want to be.

SPEAKER_04 2:35:17

Yes, and yeah, God, but you got a window there where you're gonna pass out drunk or whatever, but then that shit's gonna kick in. Yeah. All that if you do a Jaeger bomb with let's say, uh, you do a Jaeger bomb, let's say about an ounce and a half of Jaeger. I don't know where that fucking voice came from, but let's say an ounce and a half of Jaeger, well, you also probably doing let's say an ounce and a half of Red Bull. If you if you're doing the shitty bomb cups, which I fucking hated those, yeah, if you do a true Jaeger bomb, you're probably doing an ounce of Jaeger with three ounces of Red Bull. If you do the traditional drop, how it started off as, yeah. That's if you do 10 of those, that's 30 ounces of Red Bull.

SPEAKER_03 2:36:03

Dude. And 10 ounces of fucking Jaeger. Like the little, little like orange cups that we're talking about. That's shitty fucking. Yeah, that's fucking garbage. That's garbage. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:36:11

That's not a you're getting, yeah, you're getting you're getting half a shot, and you're getting fucking half the Red Bull you want. Yeah. I want to fucking drop Jaeger Bomb.

SPEAKER_03 2:36:20

That's how I first started doing them. I want a full like bar shot glass. What is that, three ounces? Like a bar shot glass? Like a rock's glass? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 2:36:28

I don't know that it's not like okay, so it's that's three ounce, and you fill it halfway up, it's a it's an ounce and a half. Is a normal pool around here, pour around here. You're getting an ounce and a half around here of liquor.

SPEAKER_03 2:36:42

Yeah, and then yeah, that and then just like the same amount of Jaeger or the same amount of red. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. It mixed. You're getting three ounces.

SPEAKER_04 2:36:50

Yes, exactly. Get it shot on top of it. Yeah, yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:36:53

That's the that's the way to do it. I fully support the little glasses for like Louis bombs or like Vegas bombs. Vegas bombs, yeah. Like I support the Vegas, shoot. But like, you know, yeah, give me like I want a Jaeger bomb that is like literally a glass with full of Jaeger in Red Bull. Like that sounds, yeah. I haven't had one of those since Lisa Brazil called me a pussy.

SPEAKER_04 2:37:17

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_03 2:37:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:37:19

I I will do now. I'll pass up to Red Bull and I'll do straight Jaeger. I've always been I was a Jaeger fan before Red Bull was introduced, and then I was a huge rape fucking Jaeger Bomb fan, fucking huge.

SPEAKER_03 2:37:35

Until I realized, wow, this is a fucking lot. Yeah. Yeah. What was the shit that you guys had that was was it like a white lion or some shit that was electric monkey? Okay. That's why I said earlier.

SPEAKER_04 2:37:48

Yeah, that shit was fucking garbage. Yeah. No, we didn't we didn't have it on tap. We had it in the fucking not even the not even two. It was a one-liter. Yeah. It was like the you make one drink out of it and the rest of it's flat. Yeah. Like you, the second you open it, you got one good pour and that's it. It's flat the fucking rest of the time.

SPEAKER_03 2:38:08

I remember like it was half the price. I would be like, I want a Jaeger Bomb with the real with real Red Bull. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 2:38:14

The fucking bartenders used to get pissed because I'm like, dude, like you don't know the difference. I'm like, motherfucker, yeah. Everyone knows the difference. But these these drunks in here, they're fine with it. Yeah. Everyone knows the difference. We have fresh popped Red Bull and that fucking electric monkey bullshit. No wonder they were so expensive, man. Like a Red Bull is like seven fucking dollars. Go buy a Red Bull at a bar right now. It's gonna be eight bucks, if not ten. And then go buy a Sean Yeager at a bar right now. It's gonna be eight bucks, if not ten. Yeah. So they're doing, but but then they get them in your little shitty cups. So they're they're gonna charge you. I don't know how much a I don't know how much a Jager bomb is. Let's say 12 bucks. That was they're giving they're giving you a three-dollar shot and a three-dollar shot of the red fake Red Bull. Yeah. It's six bucks for a $12 shot. I'm like, bitch, give me three shots of fucking Jaeger and give me a can of Red Bull. Yeah. Because in the end, I'm gonna be paying more, but I'm getting what I want.

SPEAKER_03 2:39:16

I'd like to see a chart of like the cost of a pack of cigarettes over the last 20 years versus the cost of a Jager bomb. Oh god. I think it's probably matching. I bet they correlate in some way. They probably do.

SPEAKER_04 2:39:33

So no, I save this. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the phone. All right. Because this is this is all you, buddy. I saved this specifically this afternoon. Let me figure out how to fucking open it. I'm gonna I'm not gonna play it, but I'm gonna read you some shit. Please. This is a shot this chick did at a bar. And I was like, oh fuck. We do we drink a lot of fireball when we're out and about. Thank God we gotta drink it here. I know it's coming, but uh no, no, we can't.

SPEAKER_03 2:40:06

We should make a pack now and never bring fireball into the studio.

SPEAKER_04 2:40:10

Oh fuck, I didn't save it. Didn't fucking save it. So what it is it's a shot of fireball, shot of gold sloger, okay, and five splashes of Tabasco.

SPEAKER_03 2:40:29

That's it. If I'm my Rolades, I think I'd be okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:40:34

The chick did it and she could barely talk afterwards. Yeah. Like it's fucking gold schlager, which is cinnamon liquor. Yeah. Fireball, which is cinnamon barely liquor, and then fucking Tabasco. God he goes, we usually give I can't remember, they called it a golden something, not a golden shower. She said, Is that a golden shower? He goes, No, no, it's called a golden something. Well, yeah, it was yeah, yeah. It's half an half fireball, gold sloger with fucking he goes, usually we do three shots of Tabasco, but this chick sitting there, he goes, but we're gonna do five. She could barely talk after she did the shot.

SPEAKER_03 2:41:14

Yeah, I'm sure. The reason why I like fireball and ice water is you can take a the biggest sip you want a fireball and a sip of ice water. It tastes like big red gum.

SPEAKER_04 2:41:24

Oh yeah, yep.

SPEAKER_03 2:41:25

You know, that just yep, yep.

SPEAKER_04 2:41:27

Plus, it's still got alcohol in it. But so much fucking sugar. I have the role they just thinking of it. Dude, speaking of, I'm gonna chew one of them Roleys, the 1200 ones.

SPEAKER_03 2:41:39

You want one?

SPEAKER_04 2:41:40

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03 2:41:42

Oh god. I didn't take my promise section like I'm old, I gotta take my pills, you know.

SPEAKER_04 2:41:50

Yeah. Do you want to mark, you know, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday?

SPEAKER_03 2:41:54

Not yet. I had to do that for mom. That was the first time. Oh, yeah, yeah. And like, God bless her. She wanted her pain pills. And so she would like farm them out, you know, and I come back to fill them up and be like, and then then I figured it out, and I'm like, well fuck, now I have to look through every one. Because like I don't want to give her two doses of you know, like hydros on a Wednesday afternoon. Is it like oh yeah, yeah, because like she'd take it up on Wednesday morning, you know, right? Oh god, I think you're starting to fucking mix some meds and shit. And of course I'd I'd miss, you know, I'd fuck up in like some Wednesday afternoon, she'd get two hydros like, right, fuck yes, best day ever.

SPEAKER_04 2:42:42

It's like the thing, have you seen the the the dog? Like the text from the dog. Yeah, have you seen that shit? No, no, it's fucking hilarious. It's like, hey, by the way, I just want to let you know I feel guilty. You've you fed me twice this morning. What the fuck, man? Why'd you let me feed you twice? He was like, Because you fed me twice, it's best day ever. You know, like I think uh like towards the end, man.

SPEAKER_03 2:43:03

That was that was her with the meds. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I started to catch on, you know, and like she was like, I mean, dude, like when someone's fucking fucking denying when someone's dying, you know, and like, oh, you have you have a week left, you know, and it's like, oh, give me more drugs. Like, okay, you know, you know what?

SPEAKER_04 2:43:21

Um you know what you if you know what it really works, Mom. That's what we did in college, mom. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:43:25

Fucking pattern on the table. Just take a big old fucking snort. Dude, right when she got sick and we went down to Myrtle Beach. I rolled, I rolled a bunch of joints, and I was on the I was on the balcony smoking a joint one morning, and I heard the door open up, and it was her, and she like walker out there, and we were like, she was like, Let me fucking let me get it like Snoop and she snooped dogging, just fucking you didn't get the joint back.

SPEAKER_04 2:43:48

Did you get the joint back? Yeah, yeah. She took it.

SPEAKER_03 2:43:50

But I could see that just be like, you know, fuck you. I passed it once and she hit it, and then she got all giggly, and then I got real giggly. She was all like self-conscious, like I was like making fun of her. Oh, right.

SPEAKER_04 2:44:00

Like, no, no, mom, we're fucking high, bruh. Yeah, I was like, no, this is what it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:44:05

But from then, like, she never really smoked at all uh through her career. And then right there at the very end, like anytime she'd be like, Oh, that's the the ultimate paintbed. Yeah. And cure all. I ended up getting her like a little metal dugout you could grind the weed into and like yes, you know, and she'd hit that. Yep. That was my first go-to weed smoking device.

SPEAKER_04 2:44:25

Oh, yeah. That was the I had the the the wooden dugout with the metal, and the thing looked like a cigarette. Yep. And you just pack it full of weed and you just and it was spring loaded, you just press the top. Yep, pops right out. That's fucking that's so fucking awful. It was so fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_03 2:44:39

That was how I smoked weed at like many widespread panic shows. And like, oh yeah, hell yeah. You just sneak it in, they didn't give a fuck. Yeah, you can do that shit on campus, man. Just like, oh I'm slightly. Oh, it went out. Let me try it again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:44:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:44:56

What's wild though, like riding motorcycles, you can smell pot. Like, there's dude, there's so many people that I'm riding behind that I'm like, they're smoking a fucking blown right now.

SPEAKER_04 2:45:07

I'll ride with my windows down a lot. Yeah. Because I don't use the AC because I'm I work outside all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_00 2:45:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:45:12

Last thing I want to get in my truck is blast a fucking AC on a 30-minute ride home. Yeah. Because you know what? I'm gonna be, I'm gonna either fall asleep at the fucking wheel or I'm just gonna no fuck you. Roll the windows down, air dry a little bit. Yeah, you will smell fucking weed all the fucking time. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 2:45:28

All the time. I mean, really all the time. Like, yeah. It's I used to think I was so discreet. Yeah, like smoking a bowl in my car on the way to college.

SPEAKER_04 2:45:37

Like, God, I remember fucking, yes, there was a fucking dude in Charleston. I'm leaving fucking Engels Market in was it Ingalls or Harris Teeter? One of these fucking weird markets in Charleston. Might have been Harris, anyways, and I look outside and this dude is hitting a bowl. It's not a fucking bowl like that. He's hitting a fucking home pipe. It's a fucking foot pipe, and he's just like, it's a bubbler. He's hitting a fucking bubbler. And I'm like, the ball's on you. This is 1999. Yeah. He just got he's got a fucking bubbler in his car, and he's at a red light, and he's like, I just remember looking at this and he'd going, God damn, that's ballsy son. I'm like, fuck, should I run over real quick and get a hit? You know, too far across the parking lot. You know, bubblers were the shit. Bubblers were fucking dope, man. Yeah. Yep. And they the the way they change colors and all that shit. Oh god. Dude, I might. I need to get a bubbler.

SPEAKER_03 2:46:30

You should. It's for old school time. Yeah. So it's like like a Sherlock, like that big. Oh, yeah. Fucking like it's blown to shit.

SPEAKER_04 2:46:37

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 2:46:38

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 2:46:39

So uh on bongs and stuff, did you ever bong your bong your bong? Did you ever put beer in your bong? Yeah, I did that. We did ice house. No, we did ice house, man. Yeah. Ice house. You remember ice house? That was my go-to. When I lived in Charleston, South Carolina, that was my goddamn go-to beer. You can see the can. Like the no fucking. I got it from bottles, cans, whatever you. But I used to drop my double deuces of ice house. This is I guess ice house isn't on around anymore. Let's somebody let me know if there's I would love to have another one. Well, there was a bar in Charleston that had Ice House on Draft. You talk about getting fucking hammered. Oh wow, yeah. Fucked up. I can't remember the bar now. You get fucked up. Ice House on Draft will fuck you up. It was 6% beer. I think it's 5.9. Yeah. There was Ice House, Southpaw light. Dude, yeah. Southpaw light. But we would we would put Ice House in a bong and it tastes like fucking bananas. Ice House was the one beer that it did that. Every beer changes the flavor of the weed and whatnot, but Ice House, you would taste bananas as you blew out. Oh shit. In a bong.

SPEAKER_03 2:47:53

You ever you ever put liquor in a bong? Ooh, I've never done that. We did vodka one time. Oh, and it was hardcore. It was stupid.

SPEAKER_04 2:48:00

Yeah, that's like it's exactly the way you think it was. Yes, that sounds fucking awful. But beer, I get it. Yeah. You're getting some yeast, you're getting some flavor in there. But straight liquor, like oh there was maybe some brandy.

SPEAKER_03 2:48:11

There was a bottled water when I was when I lived up in Buffalo. It was like 2001, maybe 2002. And uh it was called bong water. And it was like this, like you couldn't drink it. Like it was like this ultra heavy syrup flavored water.

SPEAKER_04 2:48:27

Oh, it was made for fucking bongs.

SPEAKER_03 2:48:29

Yeah, but it was sold as a beverage.

SPEAKER_04 2:48:31

No, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 2:48:32

That's how they got away with it. Yeah. Dude. God. Bongs and like that was you could still do drugs. Yeah, you can still smoke all the fucking weed you want. Totally fine. Yeah. I'm 100% gonna go buy a bubbler the next couple days. Oh, you should. Yeah. Yeah. I don't fucking I'll try it. I'm going to Colorado next week. Oh fuck. Like, yeah, wrap that shit in some fucking Charmin and wrap it up brutal nice. Dude, what's crazy? Like, I brought home like a little um like a vape pen, like the real THC, you know, type shit. Put it in my fucking carry-on. Like send it through the X-ray machine. Nobody said a fucking word. No shit. Yeah, and I had it with my other like e-cigs. Yeah. But like so registered into the e-sig, pardon me, as a belch.

SPEAKER_04 2:49:20

So I flew with weed one time. I was going from Charleston to my buddy's wedding. And uh, or no, I was just gonna hang out, can't fucking matter. So the I've pre-rolled, I had a rolling machine at one point. Those things were the fucking bomb. They were the same. They were the shit. Yeah, you could roll fucking 10 joints and just fucking fuck it up. Cigarette tight. It's fucking perfect. Yeah. I rolled 12 joints. I wrapped them in cellophane. I'm gonna get one of those too. Five times. Oh, dude, they're fucking perfect. Yeah. And it takes a second to get the hang of it. Once you get the hang of it, yeah, it's fucking on point. It's all fucking tight as shit, and then it will smoke like a cigarette. You ain't got no runs, you ain't got no. But uh, we uh so I'm flying and I'm like, I'm taking some fucking weed to see my butt, my high school buddies. So I pre-rolled 10, 12 fucking joints, I wrapped them in cellophane like five times. I put them in the pocket of my shirt. This is pre-9-11. Yeah, and I was just like, fucking wish for the best. I was fucking 20 at the time, 19, I didn't give a fuck. It's 99, 2000. No, it was 98.99. Fucking walk through. I'm carrying 10 fucking joints, yeah. Like pre-rolled, like tight, like a lot of weed. I don't know how much the fucking weed I don't, I've lost track. Like back in the day, I would have been able to, that was actually about 8.4 grams. If you know, but now I don't fucking know anymore. But yeah, walk, got on a plane. I remember sitting on the plane. The first time I was like, Of course I'm flying in state. Yeah, flying flying from South Carolina to fucking uh Louisville, Kentucky. Yeah, I mean, and this, like I said, this is pre-9. No one gives a fuck. Yeah, you could take a hanggun on a plane. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, unless you're a rapper, yeah, then you would get busted because they're gonna search all your shit. Yeah. But uh, oh yeah, I took I was I was so worried, but I fucking got through.

SPEAKER_03 2:51:18

Of course we smoked all that shit. That was like back in the day when you could like meet your family at the terminal. Oh yeah, yeah. You didn't have to go through like that fucking bullshit TSA shit. Yep, dude, flying out of Grand Junction, Colorado, like all my flights have been in the morning, and like they do not open TSA until like an hour before your flight. There's like six people standing there. Like, it's so stressful though, because you're like, God, you know, I'm supposed to be at the airport three hours early.

SPEAKER_04 2:51:46

Right, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 2:51:48

That was before I had my real ID. And like, dude, I called TSA because I didn't think the first time I was going out there that I'd be able to go.

SPEAKER_04 2:51:57

And they're like, Yeah, you remember that, yeah. Yeah, they're like because you rushed your passport to try to secondary company. Yeah, and that was bullshit. Secondary, secondary, yeah. They got me. Oh, they got you for I got my money back though. Oh, did you really? Oh, do you cancel the the payment on the card?

SPEAKER_03 2:52:12

Yeah, well, I got with ORNL and disputed it.

SPEAKER_04 2:52:14

Okay, like, you know, because it was a scam. So you got your money back, they got their money still, though. Yeah. Because that shit was transferred to a different company as soon as that button hit their shit. 100%. 100%.

SPEAKER_03 2:52:24

Thank you, RNL. But yeah, it's so I'm like, they're like, yeah, they'll let you through, but like we don't know what they're gonna do to let you through, you know, come super early. So if your flights at 6 a.m. get here at 6 p.m. No, yeah, no, I got there at like three o'clock in the morning because so I was flying through O'Hare one time in Chicago, and I had a fiddle with me, and I was in in college, I had like long hair and shit, and I had a little varnish cleaner bottle with me, and it had XX on it because it was poison, but it was like it was two inches, I mean a tiny, like yeah, like a travel size um mouthwash by that vegan as a varnish cleaner, and this was right after 9-11. And uh I got absolutely 100% strip shirt strip searched, squat and cough, play your fiddle.

SPEAKER_04 2:53:23

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:53:24

Like, who are you? Yeah, you know, it missed my flight. Like it was, dude, it was fucking humiliating.

SPEAKER_04 2:53:30

Oh, you a fiddle player, Bo?

SPEAKER_03 2:53:32

Yeah, yeah. I didn't even get treated that bad in jail.

SPEAKER_04 2:53:35

Oh, yeah. Like every time I the I do remember you you said you had to play your fucking fiddle because you had it with you.

SPEAKER_03 2:53:41

Yeah, I remember us talking about this fucking years ago at the time. Well, still to this day, yeah. Like, I'm still a really shitty fiddle player.

unknown 2:53:47

So I was trying to play.

SPEAKER_03 2:53:50

Like, I was so nervous about it.

SPEAKER_04 2:53:52

Like, he just learned how to play the fiddle for this drug transaction.

SPEAKER_03 2:53:56

I'd been playing fiddle like maybe three or four years of that time. Oh, yeah, good like playgate tarson. So when I when I called TSA and they're like, we don't know what they're gonna do the whole time in the back of my head. I'm like, they're gonna fucking strip search me. Like, I'm gonna squat and cough, you know. And so I go through TSA and they just handed me this card that said not real ID. And I just walk through the same line and they're like, Oh, you're cool. Then then I'm like, Well, fuck, I just came three hours early, so I'm gonna sit in the in the fucking terminal. Right, yeah. Jesus waiting for my plane. When I could have showed up 30 minutes before it went off. Briar, just just here you go. Hey, yeah, welcome, welcome. That's that's what I'm gonna do next week. I'm just gonna just roll in, throw my shit on the fucking curb. Act like you don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah, because terrorists don't do that. No, they come three hours to make sure their shit goes through.

SPEAKER_04 2:54:52

Yeah, you come through like motherfucker, I'm important.

SPEAKER_03 2:54:55

Terrorists come through as a as a southern white man with long hair carrying a fiddle. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 2:55:04

Play that fiddle board.

SPEAKER_03 2:55:06

No, when they were like, we're gonna need you to play the instrument. The whole time in the back of my head, I'm like, I don't even know how to play the god.

SPEAKER_02 2:55:16

Oh god, yeah, it was it was stressful. Oh, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 2:55:20

Yeah, every every airport experience I've had, I've flown fucking five times in the last two weeks. Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry. 12 years. You know, I don't fly a lot at all. You fly a lot, like I don't, but I'm always like, take my goddamn flip flops, my boots off, whatever. You know, I'm just like, hands up, like, don't fucking arrest this fucking old white man, you know. I got fucking neck tattoos and shit. I'm like, I'm the one that can call out.

SPEAKER_03 2:55:49

Man, and McGee Tyson, when you're standing in the uh in the line, does all these pictures of like these crazy guns, like like Mac9 with a fucking drum clip, like This TSA officer saved this gun from going. I'm like, you're like bullshit. Yeah, they're bullshit. Ain't no fucking way. Bazooka. Officer Hernandez saved this bazooka from getting on this American airline. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:56:15

Because what there ain't no you'd have to be a special kind of stupid to try to make anything like that on a fucking plane. Yeah. Like I've seen the shit about guys that forget they have a which that's stupid enough. If you forget you have a goddamn gun in your luggage or on your person, yeah, and you're going to the fucking airport. Goddamn, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 2:56:36

Jerk your fucking carry permit away. See, I feel like those are the people we should let have the guns on the plane. You know, because like, oh, well, I forgot I have my.

SPEAKER_04 2:56:45

I see that point, but I'm also like, oh, you're so irresponsible. Like, you should be always ultra aware that's on your side. Yeah, true. Yeah. You should be ultra aware that's in your fucking bag. Yeah. So I'm sorry, you transferred from your wife's automobile to this automobile, took your kids to fucking school, and then walked on a plane with a goddamn gun. Yeah. Like, oh.

SPEAKER_03 2:57:05

After going to Walgreens. I'm sorry. I had this AR-15 with me, man. I'm so sorry, man. I carry this with me everywhere. You know, that hundred-round clip, I mean, I'd be like, doesn't have one of them. I'd be like, sir, we're gonna uh uh bump you up to first class. You want champagne? Hey, just carry it with you, fuck them. Like, those are the assholes I really want on my plane. Right? Yeah, it's not the people trying to sneak it on.

SPEAKER_04 2:57:28

Well, yeah, they're not trying to sneak it on it's dumbass, just but I'm also but I'm also very, very like, you should be very ultra aware. You got a goddamn load of weapon on you all the time. Yeah, you know, yeah, like I used to drive around with a fucking gun in my and still love God and country, gun, guns out, god guts go, whatever. But at the same time, if I'm fucking leaving the bar drunk on my ass, I don't need to be in charge of that fucking 45 in my console. It's not even on my person. Yeah, so I do get that law. Yeah, I mean because I'm gonna shoot a stupid motherfucker. No, I'm kidding. Redact that. But no, I'm joking. But I mean, but at the same time, if if that's in my console in my truck every time I'm fucking driving, it's not even on my person. If if I'm in the parking lot of a goddamn food line and some shit goes down, yeah, grab it or not, whatever. But if you need to be aware where it's at. No, I agree, I agree. You want to hear my one of my favorite jokes of all time? Yes. This little old lady gets pulled over for speeding. Cop pulls her over. He goes, honey, I'm just, well, ma'am, I'm just I hate to interrupt your day, but you were you're going pretty fast back there. And you know, she goes, Well, officer, I'm so sorry. I apologize for ruining your day for having to pull me over. He goes, honey, that's you're fine. He goes, I just you know gotta ask, you have any weapons or guns in the car? She goes, Yes, sir, I do. He goes, Oh, oh, oh, okay. Well, what do you got? She goes, Well, I got a three, my 357 here in the glove box, and I can Glock 26 right here in between the console and the and the seat. He goes, ma'am, really? She goes, Yes, sir. You can see me. He goes, No, hold on. Do you have anything else? She goes, You go, well, actually, my 38 special is in the console. And she opens it and he sees a gun. He's like, Oh, okay. Well, honey, did anything else you you want to declare? She goes, Yes, sir. In the back, I got a 12-gauge shotgun. I got a 30 aught six with a scope, and I got an AR-15. He goes, Well, honey, ma'am, I can what are you afraid of? She goes, not a goddamn thing.

SPEAKER_00 2:59:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:59:42

Dude. That's one of my favorite jokes of all time. I heard that years ago.

SPEAKER_03 2:59:46

Yeah, that's amazing. I'm a full Second Amendment supporter.

SPEAKER_02 2:59:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:59:50

Yeah. But no, I get it. Like, we shouldn't.

SPEAKER_04 2:59:55

If you're going into a place that doesn't allow guns on a fucking airplane, whatever. If you're going into a fucking public library, if you're going into a fucking school that doesn't allow guns, yeah. You need to be aware of what you have on your side because you are carrying a something that will maim and or kill somebody. Yeah, yeah. That's my opinion. If I don't give a fuck if it's in your car. I don't give a fuck if it's a fully fucking automatic AR-15 fucking 50 caliber rifle. You need to be aware that you're in control of that at all times. Yeah. That's why there's that's why there were so many gun laws against no guns in bars.

SPEAKER_03 3:00:36

And you're responsible for what happens to it. Oh, yeah. But you leave like a fucking, yeah, like a desert eagle in your backseat with the co like the doors unlocked in your car in a bar parking lot. Like, yeah, that's that's kind of your responsibility. Just like is if you choose to bring it inside of a you know a place that doesn't allow it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 3:00:54

If that if that fucking gun is left in your unlocked car at the grocery store and some motherfucker steals it and does some shit with it, yeah, that's on you, son. Like it should have been locked, stowed away. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:01:06

Yeah. You should be allowed to buy whatever you want. I don't give a fully. I want Gatling gun.

SPEAKER_04 3:01:11

Yeah, but what I want a goddamn Terminator Gatling gun. Yeah, and if someone's not gonna leave it in the I'm not gonna leave the back of my truck that's unopened at food line. Right. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 3:01:19

Yeah, yeah, like I want a fully auto even like at your home. If you just set it outside at your house and just turn it unintended and someone takes it and kills someone with it, that's your fucking bat. Yeah, yeah. Because you had, yeah, like yeah, dude. I kind of want like a revolutionary style cannon. You know, you can make those. And just set it up here on the property and like no, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_04 3:01:49

It'll take you for it ever to oh, I think you're serious.

SPEAKER_03 3:01:52

That'd be awesome, but there's no way there's nowhere to shoot it now. They're building back here. I got cows on this side.

SPEAKER_04 3:01:59

I can't sound like a good place to shoot it.

SPEAKER_03 3:02:02

I mean, uh, we would never we never condone violence on someone. Dude, the whole time we've lived here, I'm like, no one's ever gonna build on this property back here.

SPEAKER_04 3:02:10

It's a goddamn house get going up right now. Have you seen it? It's massive. No, we saw the framework uh a week or so ago, a couple weeks ago. I bet they're fucking way farther than that now.

SPEAKER_03 3:02:20

They're the only house now that has higher ground than we do. Motherfucker, sounds like you need to take them down. We're gonna talk. No, we're gonna we're gonna talk. No, it's I'm I'm I'm honestly I'm okay with it because it's a big enough house that I know that they bought some land with it. They got money, yeah. So it's not gonna be like a development of houses.

SPEAKER_04 3:02:41

Okay, that that that's very important. And they're not gonna move, they're not, yeah, it's not a goddamn apartment complex. Right, yeah. We're moving, we're building six houses, seven houses.

SPEAKER_03 3:02:51

You know, it's it's a big, it's a big spot that like I can see like where they're at and like in their yard. I don't see like any other shit going down like this. They're you know so I was talking to this with somebody.

SPEAKER_04 3:03:06

I can't remember who the fuck it was. Down to the end of one of these streets. I'm gonna say one of these streets. It was fucking swampland, it was flooded all the time, it was flooded all the fucking time. And I pull up one time and I'm with one of my my boss who's a contractor. He's like, dude, do you see what the fuck they're doing? They're loading in load after load after load after load of dirt. They built five, I'm sorry, four houses on this property. It's on it's on a the end of a street that goes into a main connection street. You could see it was it was flooded all the time, like I said. Oh, sorry to repeat myself, we're getting drunk now. No, it's fine. But I'm like, dude, in five years, there's four houses over there now. In five years, those houses are gonna sink. Like there's gonna be constructional damage, yeah, fucking drywall damage, something like a lot. Yeah, and my boss at the time was like, who the fuck took that on and thought that was a good idea? Yeah, it's going to be.

SPEAKER_03 3:04:20

I've been driving John Severe to work on the bikes because I can just take it all the way down, and like at the end of John Severe, there's all these like cookie cutter neighborhoods showing up. It's a guy. Houses start at 300, and then you look and it's like like literally the house is the entire lot. Yep. Oh yeah. You're like, yeah, sure, they're big houses, but like open the window, shake your neighbor's hand. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 3:04:42

From his window.

SPEAKER_03 3:04:43

Nowhere to piss.

SPEAKER_04 3:04:44

Yeah. So uh it's crazy, Miller.

SPEAKER_03 3:04:47

That little piece of land they probably bought for nothing. Oh, yeah. And now they're selling it for I mean.

SPEAKER_04 3:04:53

They actually play so there was a fucking sign up off of uh I think it was down six mile somewhere, and it was fucking let's say 30 acres. I can't remember. And it was like get your plot now. Yeah, whatever. But it would they're buying in and that 30 acres they probably bought for through someone who's the head of the family, head of the family finally passed away. Yeah. And the kids don't want nothing to do with that fucking farmland. They're not farming anymore, they don't give a fuck. They've got a job in Atlanta, Charlotte, Texas, California. I don't give a fuck where they moved to. They're like, fuck it. I don't need what do I need 30 acres in Tennessee for? Right. And they said, sold it for a fucking, sold it for a mint. Yeah. And then they're gonna divide it and sell it for probably eight times, 10 times that much. Yeah. That's what's happened in to East Tennessee, Middle Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, all these fucking farms and shit, man. And it's been it's been going on for years, but now now is the buildup of where it's really, really fucking happened.

SPEAKER_03 3:06:06

Middle Tennessee got hit real hard with that shit. Yeah. Which uh I don't, I mean, I'll go on record and say I don't I don't care for Middle Tennessee or West Tennessee. Fuck Middle Tennessee.

SPEAKER_04 3:06:16

Yeah. But but I'm an easy, you know. Yeah, but if we want to be camaraderies, fuck them. I'll let them get overpopulated, but then it's gonna spill over into us. It already is. Oh, yeah. Well, no, that's not it's not spillover from there, it's spillover from the water. Yeah, everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 3:06:34

Yeah. I mean, well, like if you look around, I mean you go outside you know, this morning or tonight and look around, and it's like, can you really blame people for wanting to be here?

SPEAKER_05 3:06:47

Oh, fuck no.

SPEAKER_04 3:06:48

Like never in my life. Fuck, dude. I mean, if I I've I've been I've I will go on record, and I've gone on record, not that it means anything back in the day. When I moved back here, I was born and raised, I was born in fucking Knoxville. I was born at UT Hospital. Oh yeah. Born and raised in Maryville, Tennessee, moved to Indiana in 89, moved back in '98, moved to Charleston for three years, moved back here in 2001. That's my whole record. That's everywhere I've lived in my fucking life. When I came back in 01, I started working back in construction and stuff. I've said I'm like, if I won $30 million tomorrow, I ain't leaving East Tennessee. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome. I'm gonna travel. Yeah, I'm gonna have a house at PCB, maybe, or a little timeshare, some bullshit. But I'm not leaving East Tennessee.

SPEAKER_03 3:07:36

Yeah, dude, Blunt, especially Blunt County, Tennessee. It's such a beautiful spot, man. It is, it is, it is, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:07:44

But you're going out east, west, wherever you want. East Tennessee, this area right here, you can go anywhere you want in the country as long as you don't pass the Mississippi River. Yeah, yeah. You can be there in in nine to twelve hours. Anywhere, New England, 14, 15 hours. Yeah, I like it. It's the best spot in the in the in the country. Yeah. Now, then you you get to Texas, which is all my family's from Texas. So we're not talking shit about. I love Texas. I do too. You get to Texas, you're adding 84 hours to whatever trip you're taking. So to all the Californians, knowing you come from California, you're gonna cross 84 hours of Texas to get to New York. Like, you know, like yeah, fuck you, stay home.

SPEAKER_03 3:08:27

Man, I like Johnson City area too. Yep, yeah, that's a good like Washington County, that's a good spot. I did some work in Clinton. Yeah. Have you seen have you been to downtown Clinton? Oh, yeah, I used to live in Clinton.

SPEAKER_04 3:08:39

Oh, no shit. Oh, that's right, yeah. Dude, I went down there, so one of my buddies, fucking Joe Morris, opened up Sour Mash Tattoo. I'm gonna throw a plug in there in downtown Clinton. Yeah, and um I I I I got a drywall job in Clinton. So I went there and did it, and I stopped by a shop and they were closed on it was a Monday, so they're closed that day. I was like, fuck. I was like looking around, like, this is old school historic. Downtown downtown Maryville is not that. No, there's no downtown Maryville old historic. But you go to downtown Clinton, downtown uh, what's another one? Sweetwater, I think it is. Sweetwater's got a similar thing. Like it's there's a fucking ice cream shop, yeah, a soda shop with ice cream. That's downtown Clinton. Yeah, it's it's yeah, it's it's three blocks, granted. It's small as shit. Yeah, but there were just people walking around, and I'm walking up, and I'm I'm walking up to a tattoo studio. Like you're running out of the woods from and I'm covered in fucking tattoos and shit. No, it wasn't that, it wasn't that. I fucking pulled in, backed in, parked my truck, looked around, and then all of a sudden people started coming out. Like, literally, I got out of my truck, and then people just started walking around. I think I swear to god, it was like a matrix thing. Yeah, it was a fucking Monday or some shit. And uh, but it's middle of summer, and all his family's walking around, like, pardon me, pardon me. Hear me fucking neck tattoos, and look, I'm sitting here shaking the door of a tattoo shop. Let me in, bitch. I need some more work done. Um, but uh, but yeah, it was but it's a soda, it's a soda parlor. There's a fucking you know, arts and crap shit. Yeah, that's what I like about this area, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:10:14

You know, yeah, Clinton's great, man. I used to l I used to live down there. Yeah, we used to ride our electric scooters through downtown, like oh nice, nice. All the old timers were like, what the hell is that?

SPEAKER_05 3:10:25

What the hell is crazy, crazy?

SPEAKER_04 3:10:27

Do you remember passing through Ufala, Alabama? Oh you had to have going to going to PCB. Yeah, it was that. It's that it's at it's two lanes, but there's a big stretch of grass and trees. On either side, there's like old fucking houses, like badass historic houses. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yes, yeah, yeah. I love that area.

SPEAKER_03 3:10:50

That's Ufa, Alabama. Yeah, and uh we had a bunch of screaming kids in the car most of the time. Well, yeah, exactly. Yeah, well, you'll have that like grip at the wheel, like or only two.

SPEAKER_04 3:11:00

I'm gonna run this fucking Jeep through this fucking house. But um, that's that's like the Ufa area. That downtown area is like fucking the governor probably lives there or some shit. It looks that way. Not the governor, Alabama, but the old historic area. And then I'm sitting there driving like, holy shit, there's a couple houses that are like super dilapidated, but getting worked on, and then you'll see a fucking house with 25-foot columns on the front porch. Yeah, it's massive. It's beautiful, yeah, yeah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful area. And that's what I lost my fucking point, but you know. Yeah, it's fine. You'll see those areas in the bucket south. So, anyways, what we're trying to say to people up north, stay away.

SPEAKER_03 3:11:44

I welcome anyone that wants to come here. That's actually true. Until we get here and interview you and meet you. Just don't bring your shit with you, you know. Like come here and take our shit and carry that.

SPEAKER_04 3:12:01

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just hang with it and just fucking enjoy the ride. Connor, it's been so fucking busy lately, though. It's been cramped. I got a friend of mine, I met her and got some uh she's had some some clothes for my daughter. She's like, hey man, your daughter might love these. And she got like two pairs of cow boots and then a bunch of hoodies and stuff. I'm like, fuck yeah, let's go. Cow girl boots. Cow girl boots. Yeah. And and um finally, we went up yesterday and she lives in Sweetwater. She was like, she's like, hey, I got there, I got to her parents' house before she did. She goes, I'm so sorry to keep it waiting. She goes, What the fuck? I was like, I'm sorry. She's like, no, what the fuck was this is this fucking traffic? She goes, I'll I'm going back to Sweetwater as soon as I get a chance. Yeah. You know, yeah. It's getting bad. Oh, yeah, yeah. But all them towns like that, too.

unknown 3:12:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:12:54

You got here to Madisonville, or anywhere. Anyways, anyway, I'm gonna stop preaching. Another cigarette, give me a beer.

SPEAKER_03 3:13:01

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