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The cast talks Ep 29 - giant spiders, dripping out, and the return of an old foe.

SPEAKER_01

Let's start. Um, yeah, Spencer, are you gonna bring us in? Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_02

Um how'd you get over there?

SPEAKER_04

I'm sitting in a different place.

SPEAKER_01

Where am I? Whoa!

SPEAKER_04

That's right. I cast a spell on you, and now we're sitting other places.

SPEAKER_01

That's cool. Not the other place spell, the sitting in other places spell.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I cast it, and you all failed your saving throw. Wow. Um welcome back to our talk back.

SPEAKER_03

Hi. Hi.

SPEAKER_04

We're sitting in new places. Matt, do you want to tell them why we're sitting a little different?

SPEAKER_05

Um, we're sitting a little different because uh I'm going to be doing DMing the second episode of our one shot, which is now a two-shot, called Real Housewives of Narcisum. And we're gonna be doing that immediately after this.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and we didn't want to have to make Chloe uh do sound check again.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So that's why we're here.

SPEAKER_05

Chloe's braver than the troops.

SPEAKER_02

I am truth.

SPEAKER_05

I am for those of you not watching, just imagine me in a different spot.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. What however you normally picture us, arrange, just switch it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I know that normally I sound like I'm over there, but right now I'm over here.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well, um, and and we're all quite we're we're kind of thrown by it. Yes. As well.

SPEAKER_01

Uh yeah, we we we're we're we're we're it's like it's like if you had a bag of nerd clusters and you like shook it up to like create free fall for a second, and then they all kind of landed in a in a little slightly different place.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's I'm always doing that with my nerd clusters, and I'm like, wait, that one was over there. That one was literally over there. I know that.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like that's and and that's chemistry.

SPEAKER_04

That's chemistry, and that's beautiful. Yeah, I know that personally, uh, usually I have the screen to block what I'm doing with my hands, and what I'm doing with my hands is usually whittling um during every episode.

SPEAKER_02

With wood?

SPEAKER_04

With wood.

SPEAKER_02

That's why there's always so much blood on the table standing out from under the screen.

SPEAKER_04

I thought that was just and why I'll just go, ow!

SPEAKER_00

Every once in a while. Um, see, that's that makes more sense with context.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Out my finger, fuck. Yeah, we just thought you were stabbing yourself in the head. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'd always wondered, but I never wanted to ask you. I thought you were just bored again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um so uh fun, fun, fun little episode, guys.

SPEAKER_02

It was fun.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I definitely remember everything that happened. Yeah, we're we're we're trying out a new thing where we're not recording the talk backs the same day. We're giving it a little room to breathe and then we're going through and talking about it.

SPEAKER_01

Because we get too overwhelmed. Some space for reflection, so we're not quite in the moment. We get overstimulated. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And then I talk for uh 45 minutes and they listen. We love it. We love it.

SPEAKER_02

Everyone, everyone needs therapy.

SPEAKER_04

Um, I we have that. We um uh uh like to do this with space for reflection so that we can also have time to like watch subway surfers and family guy clips and just sort of like have that going while we're talking to each other. Yeah, a variety of YouTube shorts. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That sounds terrible.

SPEAKER_04

There was a no, it is, and that's where we're at right now as a people.

SPEAKER_02

There's a point in high school where I had it was a like the weekly highest subway surfers score.

SPEAKER_05

Wow. Yeah, that was your fun fact one uh for uh uh audition once.

SPEAKER_02

And they were like, can you prove it? And I was like, no.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I'm not in high school anymore.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I didn't take a screenshot at the time.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I have a job.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's it. Let's start talking about the episode. What did we do? Let's so you started off fighting that big sneaky little spider. Terrifying, scary spooky.

SPEAKER_01

That was kind of fun, though. I liked that combat. It was fun.

SPEAKER_00

It was fun, but it was also uh um a hollowed-out man filled with a spider's head.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, but that's kind of par for the course, you know. Um spiders are doing that.

SPEAKER_02

If it's not a basilisk, it's a spider with a man head.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's a plague town. Of course, there's gonna be a crusty spider in a man's body.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I've I've talked a little bit about how that's based on like a Hollow Knight boss, um, which I have not played, I've just seen him, and he looks cool. Um, and so I found a stat block for that boss that someone had converted to DD, and I was like, oh, perfect, that's around the right CR. That's like everything we're looking for. And then I started running the combat, and I was like, oh, this is not a complete stat block. Like, I was like, it was supposed to be CR10, but he had one attack that dealt 1d6 damage. Um he had like no hit points. It was like a really bad stat block that I didn't look at in detail. So I like quickly was like, um, uh uh, he has three attacks. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Ah, interesting.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Which is funny.

SPEAKER_02

I assumed you were telling us the truth.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. No, I made I made it. I lied.

SPEAKER_00

You buffed him up a little.

SPEAKER_04

I buffed him up a little.

SPEAKER_01

Is that where the other two spiders came from?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Um, as I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck.

SPEAKER_01

It needs to have babies.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Spiders do love be having babies.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they do love bee.

SPEAKER_00

They love bee having babies.

SPEAKER_01

Spiders be babies.

SPEAKER_00

They be having babies. Who got the kill?

SPEAKER_04

You got the kill, right? Who the spider like sailed over someone?

SPEAKER_01

No, it was the one-two Patch Rex.

SPEAKER_05

That was fun. That was cool. That was really cool, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I've enjoyed the transformation of Patch into kind of a little fighter.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

He's still not very strong, like, compared to Rex. He doesn't do as much damage. Um yeah, it's fun to put him in.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. He gets two attacks plus a clanky.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, plus uh yeah, plus a bonus.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I mean he's a battlesmith for battle.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. He's battling.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Um and Rex.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I was just gonna jump to w meeting the prior.

SPEAKER_04

The profit is the profiter. But but I was gonna say Rex got um some some rage in him.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I feel like I hadn't killed any Rex hadn't killed anything in a while.

SPEAKER_02

You haven't.

SPEAKER_05

Um and and so that was that was a fun dynamic to bring back. And I it is very metagamey where we're like, where I'm like, okay, someone do damage to me, so I'm not enraged anymore. Uh, but I do think it's funny.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that was a fun moment.

SPEAKER_02

And Rex would have recognized at that point, like, oh, I stop feeling this way after I get it.

SPEAKER_05

Like fucked up a little bit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I I I it was funny. We were talking about it right before this, but it was funny Rex needing to be hit like eight times, trying not to overdo it, trying not to underdo it.

SPEAKER_00

Well, Patch did one damage, right? I did.

SPEAKER_01

But and then you didn't we tried again, and then it didn't like succeed against your armor class, I think. And then I just kicked you in the balls.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, yeah, and that that was a very fun conclusion. Yeah, I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_01

That's it, the trick. Sometimes, if you're ever mad, factory reset. I think you need to get kicked on the point.

SPEAKER_05

That is truly a factory reset. It's uh it is not fun. Not for me, it just feels normal.

SPEAKER_00

What is normal?

SPEAKER_04

What is regular?

SPEAKER_01

Is it always in that kind of pain?

SPEAKER_04

Um, I'm just sort of something else.

SPEAKER_01

Or is it so loose down there?

SPEAKER_02

It's so loose down. When you get kicked, it puts it into position for one cycle.

SPEAKER_04

It feels nice for one moment. I'm like, that's what it's supposed to feel like. Oh, right. Um, rather than why that fetish exists. What fetish? What fetish? The ball kicking. That's a fetish? Yeah. Everything's a fetish. Wow, I've got to look up videos. Um so you all met also met, uh, thank you, Sarah, for reminding me, the profligate brother prior Hercadius.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. He was fun.

SPEAKER_00

He was exactly what I was expecting him to be.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he was profligate. Yeah, yeah. A word I fully know what means.

SPEAKER_01

I fully know what means. Well, it means I think it means that.

SPEAKER_00

I I do think, yeah, it's like like irresponsible. Yeah, irresponsible spends a lot of money.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, uh recklessly extravagant or wasteful in the use of resources. Perfect. Okay, there it is. Yeah. He's an artist. He's a playwright. This is these are fun words for you, Spencer. Licentious. Licentious. Dissolute. Dissolute, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Those are good words. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

I've already forgotten them.

SPEAKER_01

Um licentious and dissolute. Is it licentious? It's in a song.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's in from a musical. Some dis is it a Disney villain? Weak licentious crowd.

SPEAKER_04

Weak licentious crowd. What's that from? Hellfire.

SPEAKER_01

Hellfire. I love Hellfire.

SPEAKER_04

Hell God. Hunchback of Notre Dame.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01

Love. Music is so good.

SPEAKER_00

That's where I thought it was from pipe. And then I thought you were talking about a movie called Hellfire, and I was like, I do not remember the Disney movie called Hellfire.

SPEAKER_05

They don't call them the humpback for nothing. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

No, but the original story said that he said that the hunchback fucks.

SPEAKER_04

I said he fucks. I said it fucks. I said the movie fucks you. And then I said And then he lays the pipe. He said he lays pipe, and that's on me.

SPEAKER_01

No, these are all fine things to say. That is the problem. That's the problem.

SPEAKER_00

Riffing on a joke is a problem. The hunchback lay pipe fine.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. He can lay pipe.

SPEAKER_04

And he can do that. You know, in the original story.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. I'm saying, as we're almost like 14, I'm saying we're not going to be ableist and pretend like the hunchback Notre Dame can't fuck and lay pipes. That's the you're all wrong for that. And that's to make fun. We're not saying that. Because you're doing that. You're laughing at him for laying pipe.

SPEAKER_04

No, we're laughing because he's laughing at the character in the laughing at the character in the Disney movie laying pipe, I think.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think he did more.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think he died. That's what we're saying.

SPEAKER_01

He's so wrong at the end that that it's like he and Esmeralda aren't the love story.

SPEAKER_04

But I and yes, that's true, but it is better than what happens in the book, which any Victor Hugo heads out there. Um both, I will say Phoebus in the book is a sex criminal. Um horrible, horrible guy. I like Frollo, like Frollo adjacent. Um and Esmeralda dies.

SPEAKER_02

Then she gets stoned.

SPEAKER_04

Uh she she well, she gets burned and uh Quasimoto carries her corpse down to the catacombs and just holds it until he also dies. Victor Hugo, listen, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_00

Victor Hugo knows how to write a fun time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's right. He loves and he loves to take a huge detour into architecture.

SPEAKER_00

And I only know two Victor Hugos, so those are like the two to know. I was gonna say, do you know another besides Le Mez?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_00

We got Le Mezback.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02

I think there is another one. There is. But if we said it, it would be like, oh yeah, it's that one.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, the first the two that I can remember are Laugh Riots.

SPEAKER_02

It's it's is it um no, don't tell me. No, uh, Three Musketeers is doomos.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's doomos.

SPEAKER_05

So, Sarah, forgive us for doing our own AO3 type fandom uh thing where the hunchback of Notre Dame lays a bunch of pipe.

SPEAKER_01

What do you mean forgive? I'm the one that's been saying that. You guys were the ones that were saying that couldn't possibly happen. We did not say that. We did not say that.

SPEAKER_02

By laughing at it as a joke, you're like, oh, that's not we're laughing at it because it's the hunchback of Notre Dame from the Disney movie.

SPEAKER_04

You know how Zimba lays pipe? Yes. You know how Tarzan lays pipe?

SPEAKER_02

Both very hot characters. This is the equivalent of both um the web. Of the web. And then what was the other one? There was another one.

SPEAKER_01

I don't remember what the other one was.

SPEAKER_02

I think it was me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think so too. I don't remember what it was. Me.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Anyway. That's like that's really cool.

SPEAKER_02

Um anyway, we're not ableists. We support hunchbacks get in tail.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's like what I think is comical about Wicked, which is the scarecrow laying pipe is absurd to me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, because it would be all floppy.

SPEAKER_04

Because it'd be all floppy and full of hay and probably be uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, cause an allergy. Run barrier.

SPEAKER_05

Would it have been better if I had said that's how he got the hunch in his back? Yes.

SPEAKER_01

That would have been worse.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_04

So anyway.

SPEAKER_02

What happened in his eyes? He got so much cum in it.

SPEAKER_04

That's worse. And now I'm with Sarah.

SPEAKER_05

And unfortunately, I think this might become a social media clip. No, we all agree on that. It's either gonna be edited out completely or it's gonna be social media clip.

SPEAKER_04

I think I think we've found the line and and barely crossed it.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if we can land this plane. Um I would call Victor Hugo a two-trick pony.

SPEAKER_04

I would also call him a two-trick pony after looking it up. Yeah. Um it says 40 books. No, but it's like a bunch of collected letters, a bunch of like poems. Right.

SPEAKER_02

Like I haven't, what the fuck is Claude Go? Claude Go away.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, where the fuck is he going, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Claude Go.

SPEAKER_02

What happened in our um game we played?

SPEAKER_04

Um, so yeah, you met Pryor. Pryor uh kind of confirmed some stuff that you you already knew a little bit about, um, but added some more information uh about um the day he was sent to pick up the box, which was ordered by his family. Um and uh he got there. It seems that uh something was uh screwy inside, so he got the city guard, which contained a minotaur. What do you guys think about that? Any fewies?

SPEAKER_05

Well, I don't uh this was a year ago, which is how many minotaurs do we know? We know uh two. We know Mogus, which is it definitely wasn't Mogus. Right. Yeah. We know um Toby. Toby, which was the first mate. Right, yeah. And I don't know the last one.

SPEAKER_01

That's it.

SPEAKER_02

That's it. We've we've watched the the like real Minotaur in the labyrinth.

SPEAKER_05

But the rule, yes, that's true. Yeah, so the the the rule would be that it's probably Toby, and maybe he was trying to get it back. Yeah, maybe yeah, could be.

SPEAKER_04

Like like if you saw you know hobbit footprints, you wouldn't be like like, oh, it must be one of the three halflings we know.

SPEAKER_02

It could be a really big satyr.

SPEAKER_05

Does Shane have something to say? Shane, you've been so quiet.

SPEAKER_01

That would be a lot that would be all right, everybody. I like to listen. Oh, my daddy. Um, but if if it wasn't first mate Toby or the Minotaur that we killed. Yeah. Those are the two, right? You said that's a lot of people for Spencer to come up with. Yeah. I don't know if I don't know if you can do that.

SPEAKER_05

He also said any theories in a way.

SPEAKER_02

What do you think happened? Hmm.

SPEAKER_05

It could be a red herring. Yeah, could be. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah who knows. You could also maybe it it will be really funny if you're at the party and some guy's just like, but oh, excuse me, I'm a Minotaur, and just like passes you in the ballroom. Oh, there's some concrete on my horn. Sorry. Yeah, sorry, I just a year ago uh building. Um retired after that.

SPEAKER_02

I kind of feel I'm not as concerned about what happened as I am where the box is now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know. Uh so I'm very I'm looking forward to the party and getting into Senna's shit um and snooping.

SPEAKER_05

Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Snooping around um will be very interesting because I think we all kind of think that the plague will be attacking the mask of the red death ball. Yeah. The ball.

SPEAKER_02

The the ball where it's what if the plague never happened and it's everyone important is in one place, and there's a bunch of different rooms that are different colors around a centered obelisk.

SPEAKER_05

And Spencer, you said something in this last episode that was like, oh yeah, like Janice's mom doesn't like to be at a ball because you know it's a lot of important people in one place in case it does strike.

SPEAKER_02

And I was like, Air Force One rules.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I was re-listening to it and I was like, that that fucking plague's gonna attack, you know. So that's what my theory is. Who knows?

SPEAKER_01

Um, but also I don't know how much sneaking we're gonna get to do because someone else is at the party.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, some bitch.

SPEAKER_02

And I would I would not have gone if I knew she was gonna be there.

SPEAKER_01

I would have snuck in, yeah, and tried not to be seen by her.

SPEAKER_02

Well, then it seems she you she should have responded to the partiful. I would have checked, you know.

SPEAKER_04

She uh uh came out after you guys were announced, so she may not know that you guys are.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, she hasn't seen us?

SPEAKER_04

I don't remember. Did we roll for that at the end of the episode? I don't remember. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02

And we're also wearing masks.

SPEAKER_04

Well, yeah, we could could be wearing masks.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think we're gonna have to do that.

SPEAKER_02

Mine is around my neck like a bow tie.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I mine's woven into my hair, but I have a really intense smoky eye, which is almost like a mask.

SPEAKER_04

Almost like a mask of its own.

SPEAKER_01

And you know, I should have done my makeup today for you. And you know, makeup is a way to lie to people. You could exactly I'll do it next time for our record.

SPEAKER_05

You can be like the Ben Affleck Batman and have the smoky eye underneath the mask.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Did Gallius know we were going to Plutopolis? I feel like I when I was leaving, I was like, screw you, Caladeus. I'm going home to Plutopolis to solve the plague. And like I think I just feel like that's something Janice would do.

SPEAKER_04

Out of character, you all saw the Callius seem to see where you were when you came out of the labyrinth.

SPEAKER_01

Um, she's got that like seeing stone thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, there's some way in which she's looking at seeing you guys.

SPEAKER_02

She's got her in her crystal ball.

SPEAKER_01

The Lord of the Rings orb thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But she also like, I I don't know. My take on Caladeus is that we barely registered for her.

SPEAKER_01

Like she's always I might disagree.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I totally. But um, I feel like we were paid off to go away. And then I I I don't know, but it could have been that you know she has a lot more interest in like what we're doing to but I imagine if if if she thought of us as a much of a more of a threat, then she would have tried to like kill us.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But that's I mean, I agree with you in in that description, but I think that um I think we're a bigger thorn on her side than barely registering. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I think I think that you were you were a footnote at first until Patch said dire end in front of her. Yeah. Um and now you are you're a blip on her radar. Like she she's she's clocking you.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's it's upgrade from footnote to she she doesn't know who Lucy is, or does she?

SPEAKER_00

She doesn't know, like as far as being a demigod.

SPEAKER_02

She doesn't know I'm yeah, we don't think so. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Um as far as we know.

SPEAKER_02

Oh as far as we know.

SPEAKER_04

Uh uh, but yeah, no, I it's one of those things where it's like now she's cautious, she's more cautious of you guys. Yeah. Like she knows that you do have some power, you know some shit. We know stuff. Yes. Um you won't be like threat level midnight until you do something.

SPEAKER_01

Like attack her at a party.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. We're not gonna attack her at a party as much as we all want to. Right? Right?

SPEAKER_04

But before the party, you all went to Dod Ratley's house. Okay, and snuck your way in with a single roll.

unknown

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I got a Nat 20.

SPEAKER_04

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

I totally forgot that we just like really just fumbled our way through that. Well, first we expertly got in with a lie.

SPEAKER_01

We got in really smoothly.

SPEAKER_00

With no exit strategy. That was clean. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

And then really fumbled.

SPEAKER_05

That yeah, that was Rex's bad. No, that was great.

SPEAKER_01

That was Lucy's bad idea.

SPEAKER_02

It was also Rex yelled fly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

No, that was fun.

SPEAKER_02

The yell was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I I like that a lot. I thought you guys that it was it's fun to like so expertly get in and then like scatter. Truly.

SPEAKER_02

I also imagine that uh because Dod saw Rex flying away, but because he was like flying, he just like saw up Rex's dress. Like saw his his Mogus undies.

SPEAKER_00

Saw Zumbies.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and it and Rex's tush is exposed. Like this is a jock strap situation. So you're seeing a little bit more than horns. Really? You're moonrise. Uh with a jock strap, your butt's exposed. Yeah. Traditional.

SPEAKER_01

Two straps around your thighs.

SPEAKER_02

It's like a G string for but it's like a thong.

SPEAKER_01

But it's not up your butt, it's around your thighs, right? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I've never I've never worn one, and I've always assumed that it's like a special underwear that has a cup on it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, it is. When I was in middle school and playing football, I wore one of those. Yeah. But then when I got into high school, you kinda there's technology, under armor came out, my dick got too big, and you they have compression shorts or compression shorts that have room for the cup in it. Yeah. So much better. Yeah. Yeah. That's good to know.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I would rock if I was. But is the jock where's this where's the backstrap on the jock strap? The back strap.

SPEAKER_05

There's two that run along his butt cheeks. Okay, yes. So they like lift the butt.

SPEAKER_01

Because if it wasn't through the center, then it's a thong. It's a thong. And you can't do that.

SPEAKER_05

Well, sometimes I mean things get jumbled around if both of them come into the middle, then it is very uncomfortable for him. Then it's divide and conquer. That's uh that's sport mode for him. Lift and separate. And then he goes into comfort and he puts him to the outside. That's really funny. Shane, you good?

SPEAKER_03

I'm great.

SPEAKER_04

We got away. So then you all got dressed up for the ball. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That was fun.

SPEAKER_00

What did we learn at Dodd's?

SPEAKER_04

You learned that he's he has some information. Uh he's yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It was like we saw that the Hercadius family was doing really bad financially until last year, we assume, when they got the box.

SPEAKER_04

That's right. Um uh and you also then so you know for some reason he has this information and is looking at this information.

SPEAKER_00

Interesting. Do you think they got a wish? Do you think one of them is sick? I don't know. Maybe they're not gray, I just realized.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but opening the box might have given them something else other than the play. It could be makeup. It could be makeup because lies.

SPEAKER_02

Because lies they could be lying with makeup.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um Everyone could be lying with makeup.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Speaking of.

SPEAKER_04

Speaking of makeup.

SPEAKER_01

Or makeovers. Your makeup makeovers. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like I I want to see like that art, or I want to see up in our career.

SPEAKER_04

Like, oh, I just you in a spectral. In my head, it looks so cool. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

They're so cute.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And you in everyone incorporating the masks in their own way was really cool. Uh yeah, I I I really like I I really like how you guys did that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Rex is wearing a body con dress, a gold body con dress.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I love how it's so tight.

SPEAKER_04

I I I was like, he can't like make this in this time, like what Rex wants in Rex that time frame. Yeah. I was like, it has to be worse, but available.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah. And yeah, you have to go with the flow.

SPEAKER_02

You have to go with, yeah, we're I mean, I imagine Rex still looks really hot in it. He's like a buff guy in a dress. Fantastic on Rex.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. He's well, you know, he's got a he's got a little bit of a beer belly, but like he's, you know, it's it looks like not in that dress.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's it's like what it is.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, also that dress is shapewear.

SPEAKER_01

It's okay if it dead, like still hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But he, yeah, I I was when Spencer gave that as an option, I was like, of course, of course, of course, Russie's gonna wear this.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Uh, I liked how I felt so in character when Shane or and Janice were like, oh, my mom can make any sort of like plant costume that you would want. Like we can weave all of these, whatever natural material, and we were all like, that's cool, we're gonna find other stuff.

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna we're gonna rage a closet. Exactly. We're gonna go in the crawl space under the basement. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And like you have this be like I love the idea of like the flower in your lapel and stuff. But it was just such a fun um and like very in-character moment of Janice offering this really like lovely thing that's important to him and almost going, Yeah, that's cool, but we're gonna do this other thing too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Pythia could have made Patch's little kilt. It's just a skirt.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she's a she is a sitting councilwoman um and and very busy. But if if you know, give her some PTO, give her some PTO, you know, she could really fuck it up.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04

Um you also uh uh got a phone call from Pythia. Well, Midas got a phone call from Pythia that you overheard. Um uh that uh concludes that Cersei is still nowhere to be found.

SPEAKER_00

Where is she?

SPEAKER_05

She's in the ball, she's in like a dungeon.

SPEAKER_02

She wasn't at Ratley's, she wasn't at the temple.

SPEAKER_05

I think she went. This is my theory.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe she and Whisper are hooking up in the rookery.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Well, we know Whisper is a not a generous lover, as we've talked about it. Um, so I would hope better for Cersei.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but listen, he's got two hands. That's true. That's true. We don't know his dexterity score.

SPEAKER_00

He's thousands of years old and dead.

SPEAKER_02

He could have figured something. Yeah. So he should know how to do something about that.

SPEAKER_04

All they do on the island when they're not like protecting the box is finger each other. Right. Oh. Um wow. Yeah, it's weird. No, I know. And I didn't I didn't want to tell you guys that that you're supposed to learn that in the lore.

SPEAKER_02

Like it's supposed to be like Oh, we were supposed to know that, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Just like we'll cut this from the edit, but yeah, all they do is this is why you pay three bucks. So yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So that you can learn that whisper, wonder, and while the death brothers. They're not brothers, they're brothers in priesthood.

SPEAKER_02

They're brothers in the way that fraternity brothers are brother. Right.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. Um swing or each other.

SPEAKER_02

Hooking up just as much.

SPEAKER_05

And they're very dexterous.

SPEAKER_00

So dexterous.

SPEAKER_05

So my theory is that Cersei's gonna be like tr like locked up. She went to the party earlier to scope out something and then got captured, and she's gonna be in the party soon.

SPEAKER_00

Galladay has captured my sister. I like that a lot. She's getting punched in the face.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, then will we attack her?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, Janice will. Yes, sir. I don't know if anyone, everyone has to.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, who knows?

SPEAKER_02

Patch is gonna be hitting the dance floor.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so what do you guys uh you all made your way to the party? Um, what are you guys most looking forward to at the party? And let me write that down.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I mean, I assume Patch is just gonna follow his friends around. I don't think Patch, I think Pat now that Patch is here, he's kind of like, ugh, people.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think Janice is gonna schmooze with the council members that he can find. Um I don't know if they're oh yeah, they're at the party because uh the his parents made an entrance together. So they're around there. So, you know, get a get another opportunity to kind of scope everybody out, maybe talk to the general about some uncomfortable things. Yeah, um and see where he stands.

SPEAKER_05

I think Rex is just like a single mind right now, which is like to uh break into the office, you know, uh because I I don't think he's uh is caring about like the cause as much as he's concerned about his yeah, just like solving solving the problem and getting to the next one.

SPEAKER_00

I forgot to a tree. I also forgot we had to break into her office.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was like, I guess Patch would like look for an opportunity, but I don't think Patch is like I think Patch is out of his element in this party.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. We did we did um do a little eavesdropping on uh the knees or bones.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yes, there's someone who one of his like students like wants to take the crystal and be the to want to try to figure it out.

SPEAKER_00

Researcher. He's got an eager student, and but they both seemed they both seemed like normal. Like it didn't come off as like I want to take it and evil. I'm gonna use it and I'm gonna kill I'm gonna grab it and it's gonna be bad.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it was just and we told Janus' mom about our suspicions about Europhone, right? You We were talking to her and we were like, she's like, I'm with an envoy, and we were like, is it Caladeus? And then it was like, It's Caladeus.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And then Caladeus came out and was like, It's me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, she did.

SPEAKER_04

And but she hit the right note. Gosh, I hate her.

SPEAKER_01

It's me. I think um that Lucy wants to talk to as many NPCs as possible at this party.

SPEAKER_04

Cool. Um and strangers, right? Like new ones? Yes, cool, yes, yes, pullback stories, yes.

SPEAKER_00

You don't want to talk to Janice's high school rival.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yes, I want to talk to Midas Aphrodite. Yeah?

SPEAKER_05

Midas Meatis, I barely, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um Midas, I barely know us. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I'm excited. I'm excited for Midas Aphrodite to interact with Janice. That'll be fun. Because I from what you said, she's just like girl Janice.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But they hate each other.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

They don't, yeah. I mean, yeah. I feel like it's more passive aggression than like actually like like I don't think there's any true hate between them.

SPEAKER_04

It's a little like Tracy Flick from Competition Collection.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. They're definitely just like very competitive with each other and always trying to one-up each other. But it's like Midwest competition. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. That's exciting. I'm excited for that. And yeah, so to break into the office, remember you have to um use a vocal signature.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

And you have to uh have the gem from around her neck.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know how we're gonna get that.

SPEAKER_01

From from Caladeus or from Senna. No, from Senna. Senna. Senna.

SPEAKER_04

From Senna.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I got that.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Oh no. Oh no.

SPEAKER_02

Don't worry, guys. I got it.

SPEAKER_00

So worried.

SPEAKER_02

So one of us needs to be on Lucy Duty.

SPEAKER_04

As far as like, just so you know, um, cast like casting a spell to get past the voice thing. Um that's not my plan. Okay, cool. No. Great.

SPEAKER_01

She's gonna fireball the door. No. Um, no, my plan involves directly interacting with Senna. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Great, cool. Um, yeah. Uh that sounds fantastic. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_01

Yay! I'm actually bummed that we don't get to play today. That's because just talking about it. I'm like, ooh, I'm excited now.

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna have we're gonna we're gonna be our catty little selves in the very fantastic. I'm so excited to release the the Real Housewives. Yes, it's very fun. It's we did one session and we had so much fun that it's now two sessions, and it is Matt Morin is a very incredible DM. Matt Morin's a fantastic job. Yeah, it's it's very good.

SPEAKER_02

Because you've never done this before. Oh, first time. Yeah, it's super job.

SPEAKER_04

Very fantastic.

SPEAKER_01

The excitement in your voice the first time you say let's roll for initiative.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's really so sweet. Well, and like you also take us back to Siren's Perch, which is really fun. Yeah. And like you, you do a great job of there's like fun things in it that like call back to the first arc, but it's also it feels like Matt Moran's Siren's Perch. You know, like it's it's yeah, I don't know. You're you're you're threading a very incredible needle. You're doing a great job.

SPEAKER_05

You really are I hope I can stick the landing because we're about to record that. And um, yeah, I think it'll be I think it'll be a little easier this time now that I've kind of like uh done it once. Yeah. Um, and I uh it can be a little bit maybe more improv y we'll do a whole talk back for it when we're done. We'll do a whole talk back for it, of course.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, one one old big ol' one.

SPEAKER_02

Well, on that note, I think we gotta get into it. We gotta go.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I think we're all now really excited to all that. I think we're just gonna control it in. I think we can. We're actually gonna leave you here. It's in in Shane's apartment, so please don't break anything. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

But you all can you just stay stay right stay right there. Stay where you are.

SPEAKER_04

Um, you can watch something on the TV. You can't turn really confused.

SPEAKER_01

There's a switch, but only one of the receivers doesn't work most of the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

The battery dies a lot. If I'm playing Mario Party with you, don't. He's gonna get the bonus stars. I'm gonna get the bonus stars every time after being at last most of the time, and I'm gonna win.

SPEAKER_01

Spencer little brothers so hard when we play.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I get I get mad when I'm losing.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, little sisters. No, I older sister. I don't have any family.

SPEAKER_04

Sarah and I get like mean when we're winning, and mean when we're losing.

SPEAKER_01

I do not get mean when I'm winning.

SPEAKER_04

You get mean when you're losing.

SPEAKER_01

You do.

SPEAKER_04

I get mean when I'm losing.

SPEAKER_01

That's true.

SPEAKER_04

We just are mean when losing.

SPEAKER_01

I'm mostly losing.

SPEAKER_04

I'm also mostly losing.

SPEAKER_01

And I get one brief.

SPEAKER_04

But then I win.

SPEAKER_01

See? This is what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_02

So I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02

And then the rest of us are actually winning.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. With the bonus stars, though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we keep landing, we keep doing well for most of the game and then just landing in the middle.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Well, on that note. Thank you so much for listening.