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Would you rather spend 24 hours riding Space Mountain or 24 hours of riding Slinky Dog Dash?!

Today Kim and I answer some of the hardest Would you rather questions at Walt Disney World!  Listen rate follow and share. This was one of the most fun episodes we’ve recorded.

Here we go!

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All right, grab your park bag, double knot those sneakers, and emotionally prepare yourself because today we'll make some questionable life decisions. Here we go.

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Come on, everybody. Here we go.

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All right, welcome to Here We Go. This is the podcast where we talk all things Walt Disney World. We talk rides, foods, parks, attractions, shows, but today, today we're talking chaos. This is our very first ever would you rather episode. I'm Mitch. With me today is my lovely wife, Kim. Kim, say hello to everybody.

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Hey guys, I'm happy to be here.

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All right, today we're gonna put ourselves in situations where we're gonna have to say, would I choose this or would I choose that? We're gonna have things like 24 hours stuck on rides, extreme park scenarios, and food dilemmas that could end marriages. Are you ready to do this, son? All right, I'm ready. Okay. All right. So uh a would you rather? We'll do, we'll say we'll try to do at least at least 20 of them today if we can get through it. All right. We may not do that many, but we'll we'll give it a go. Um, how's your week this week?

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It was good. It's almost over. Yeah, it's Friday Eve, so happy about that.

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Recording today on a Thursday in the pod basement. Yep. Uh yeah, it was a uh it was a busy week. We're we're counting down the days now. Uh we're within you know less than 30 days before we take our our next trip here.

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So I know I can't wait.

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It's coming up here. Uh, you know, we got an adults-only trip planned here within uh the next uh few weeks. Super excited. Are you pumped up?

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I'm so pumped. I can't I cannot wait. That's what's getting me through these last couple weeks of work before a week off.

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Oh, yeah. It's the dreaded March time of year, you know, nothing's going well. All right, so let's get into it. Uh uh would you rather? I'll let ladies go first. I've got a bunch of really tough ones today. Some that you would probably see coming, some are gonna be right on the left field.

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So uh it's yours are probably crazier than mine, but we'll see what you got.

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That's okay. I've got a bunch here. So uh yeah, let's get into it. Let's debate them a little bit.

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Okay. All right, I'm gonna start off with something that I'm really not sure what you're gonna choose.

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Oh, I love it.

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Would you rather wear soaking wet socks all day in the park or have to listen to it's a small world in your ear all day at the park? Like an earbud in your ear.

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Like an earbud playing it over and over. Well, everybody's um can I adjust the volume?

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No, what's like just the point before it's like blowing your eardrums out.

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Oh, well then wet socks. Let's get trench foot.

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Like I mean, I know how much you hate wet socks.

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So I hate wet socks. This one's the design to be all right. I'm gonna say uh wet socks, I guess.

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I mean, if you're gonna blow my eardrum out, I need to I mean, not gonna blow your eardrum out, but just like to the point where you're like here's the volume.

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It's a small well, I don't know. Wet socks. I've been I've been in a park all day with wet socks, it was a nightmare, but I still could zone out and like yeah, you know, kind of just get into the rides and stuff while I'm sitting there, you know, put your feet up. Yeah, I can't have it's a small world in my ear at level five, even you're saying it's like level seven. I can't handle it, yeah. So okay.

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All right. What about you? I probably also would choose wet socks. I I think I could deal with that. I'm gonna end up with a few blisters. Trench foot, but they're gonna have to take this thing off. It's a small world.

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Oh all right, so let's uh jump right into another it's a small world question. Oh uh, these are undoubtedly two of our least favorite rides in all of Magic Kingdom. Do you spend 24 hours straight riding it's a small world or being stuck on the Tomorrowland Speedway? Now I will say this the Tomorrowland Speedway, you are not stretching those legs out, and then you're also smelling diesel fumes the whole time. So and you're outside in the sun or the rain, whatever. I mean, I will say you might hate it's a small world, like the song. I you know, I might get you to ride it this next time. It's not bad. Like the the ride vehicle alone is way better than Tomorrowland Speedway.

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Well, I mean, I feel like you're kind of answering it for me here then. You're making you're making a small world seem not that bad.

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Well, go ahead. You you answer it first.

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I don't know if it's I mean, what about pea breaks? Do I get to do pea breaks?

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P breaks, um, yeah, you can have a pea break. You get you get three bathroom breaks a day.

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Oh my god.

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You have to eat your meals on this thing.

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All right, well, at least I'm getting fed. Um, I guess I'll have to go with small world because I just can't see myself sitting outside in the sun that whole time and smelling the diesel fumes. That'd be an instant headache to me. But it's a small world song, might also be an in I don't know. It's a I'm gonna choose the indoor evil instead of the outdoor evil.

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Yeah, wave to some of those people over at Pinocchio Village House, they'll wave down at you. Yeah, uh I would say indoors for sure. And that, you know, I think they're using the same water that they're using in Pirates of the Caribbean. It's that same type of stink. Yeah. I I actually like Pirates of the Caribbean water smell way better. I'll take all that back.

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Do they have a smell in It's a Small World?

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Yeah, it's called fear.

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Disgust.

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Yeah. No, I mean, for all those listening who like It's a Small World, I can't uh, you know, dig on it too hard, but uh I I would definitely take that over getting stuck on the Tomorrowland Speedway. All right, you're up, hon. Shoot one.

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Okay, so this one is kind of wild. Would you rather ride Hollywood Tower of Terror without your seatbelt on? Okay. Or some of the people get hurt. That's all ride it holding a large Diet Coke without a cover on it.

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The diet the Diet Coke.

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Okay, but I mean, if you have a seatbelt, I can still hold on. There's like hand like I'll be completely honest.

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If I I think it's probably more fun to kind of like catch a little bit of air, but I you know, there was that there's been like head injuries from that happening to people.

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So can I wear a helmet?

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Can I wear a helmet?

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I suppose you can wear a helmet because you you'd be the only one on the ride. Because I wouldn't want anyone else to get hurt.

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Like just kind of like a loose piece of popcorn in a bag. All right, let's go. I'll go, sure. Uh, I don't I don't want the diet coke. I I do want a Diet Coke, actually, but I don't want to get on. You don't want to wear it. No, it's yeah. Let's say no seatbelt helmet on.

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Okay.

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What are you saying?

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I mean, I think I'd want to go for no seatbelt. I think I mean I'm gonna hold on, but like, you know, you kind of like that little that feeling where you're like, yeah, sometimes the seatbelt's like zero gravity.

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All right, I like it. This is it's dangerous. The Disney were always gonna wear a seatbelt, but man, that sounds kind of fun. All right, let's say with the tower Twilight Zone Tower Terror, then. Uh all right, would you rather do Tower of Terror drops, just the drops, all day long, like a full shift, eight until nine. Just Tower of Terror drops, or would you rather do the first five seconds or so of rock and roller coaster? So just like the launch into the first like loop, yeah, and then reset and then have to do it again. So just launches all day launches, just five, four, three, just Steven Tyler launches or just the drops all day. I'm talking at full shift.

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I don't know. I mean, I I love both of those things, but to do it over and over. Um I'm I'm gonna go with Hollywood Tower of Terror. I just Tower of Terror drops all day.

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I feel like at some point you just have to. I mean, yeah, you're trying to puke, but you probably would like just not feel anything. We would just be having a conversation. Yeah, it's just me and you in this ride.

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I know, it might ruin the ride for us. I don't know.

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It could that could possibly ruin it forever. I don't know. I love that ride too much. I'll do it right now. Put me out there for eight hours. Just drops.

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All right, you're up. Oh, that's my turn. All right. Would you rather um only eat Disney snacks all day? Like let's say your Magic Kingdom. You can only eat snack stuff.

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Okay.

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Or you can only eat table service meals all day. So you'd eat full three full meals at the table at a sit-down table service?

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Um, or just have just snacks?

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Yeah, like you could do like cheeseburger spring rolls and you know, like popcorn and pretzels and it it this is magic tick this is magic.

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Um so quick service is out.

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Yeah, unless it's just like a kind of a snack thing, like well, let's be specific.

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Is quick service gameplay or not? Quick service is out, it's out, so I can't go to like Pecos Bills or Cosmic Rays. I have to go to full sit-down restaurants, so Cinderella's Royal Table, yes, uh, these yeah, three of them.

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So then you'd have to like figure, like, oh, you're wasting like an hour every place, probably.

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So like but in my scenario, I live at Disney, so it doesn't matter. All right, so we're saying this is on a vacation day. I would definitely say skip the table service and just eat snacks all day.

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Okay.

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W what do you say?

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Yeah, I think I would also do that too.

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How about how about yeah, it's yeah, I that's I mean I would eat cheeseburger spring rolls. There's so many good things to get things cheeseburger, spring rolls, cheshire cattail, you can go over to Gaston's and get that uh that ham and cheese croissant, there's hot dogs, there's french fries, there's chicken and waffles, there's so many things you can get. I I would survive for sure, and I would thrive. I would survive and thrive. I'd have Dole Whip six times for my vitamins. All right, um, and let's stay on this then. Would you rather eat only at Cosmic Rays every day for your meal on a vacation, or only eat snacks the entire trip? Uh for for all days. We're saying for like let's say we go for a week. That whole week, you have to have every meal at Cosmic Rays, or you only get snacks the entire week. But it could be like going at like different parks. Yeah. Like Epcot and just snacks, though. We're saying like no quick service.

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Yeah. I I think I would do the snacks because I I get I don't know if I've explored Cosmic Ray's menu thoroughly, but like I don't I think it's just kind of like fingers in front of you.

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I would say snacks too. Yeah, yeah, that was kind of an easy one. Let me throw a harder one while I still have the floor here. Let me take another one because that was a quick one. How about this? This is maybe the most despised thing that I can think of. Only eat uh for three days straight at the park, only eat nothing but turkey legs or just Disney side salads.

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Oh my gosh, what's wrong with you? This was I mean, I guess I would probably do the turkey legs because it's gotta have that protein.

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There's like sinuany extras. I hate them. I can't do the turkey legs. It's like something like every time somebody walks by, I'm like, ooh, turkey leg. And then I I'll something in me will snap and I'll go, yeah, sure, let's get one. And it's just like, oh my god, why do turkeys have so many tendons? Like, what are these things? I can't stand it. A turkey leg is not a good choice. I don't think how are you gonna survive on side salads, no meat on it? You're not, you're gonna get like you're gonna feel weird after dating for sure.

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I mean, I gotta keep my energy up, so turkey turkey legs.

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Oh, I'm gonna do turkey legs too. I hate it. Terrible. All right, go ahead, throw another one in. Okay.

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Would you rather ride Tron 20 times in a row without stopping or ride? It's a small world for two hours, but you're served delicious food the whole time.

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Tron. Do you think it would make you sick? Tron's under, like, I think it's like, hold on, let's ask. Hey Siri, how long is Tron? It's just under two minutes long. Really?

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It's that long.

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Yeah.

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I think they count the part where you're just like sitting there ready to take off. That's like 30 seconds of it.

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Yeah, I don't even think it's that long. You know what I mean? I think it's probably less.

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Do you think it would make you sick though? How many 20? I should say ride it 20 times in a row after eating a full meal.

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You're just changing it now. I gotta make it harder. Yes, okay. Still try, I still pick Tron. Okay. I can just keep ride. If they just keep me on it, like it's a weird position to be in.

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Yeah, that's what I was also looking at.

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It's uncomfortable. But if we're saying it's 40 minutes of Tron, okay, fine. Yeah, sure. I'll do it unbuckled. I'll do it freestyle. All right. Um, okay, back over to me. How about this? I'll make one very, very hard. You're gonna hate this one. Lose Magic Kingdom forever or lose Epcot forever?

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I had pretty much the same question. But mine was mine was just um if you're going to Disney for a couple days, would you rather skip Magic Kingdom or skip Epcot?

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Not that it would be gone forever, because that's just mean. Well, this is mean. I'm saying lose Magic Kingdom forever. Love you, babe, but that's rough. Um lose Magic Kingdom forever or lose Epcot forever.

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Ooh. I would probably have to say lose Epcot.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'd have to probably agree. Because there's just like I what am I not gonna see the castle ever again? Yeah, I think I probably as an adult now, I enjoy Epcot as one of, you know, that's probably one of my favorite parks.

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Yeah. No, that's true. That's that's that's tough. All right, goodbye, Ebot. I just hope we never have to choose in real life.

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All right, let's let's have like a a little bit more of a fun one here. How about would you rather watch the fireworks from the best possible spot every night you're at a park on a vacation, or on that vacation, ride one extra tier one ride at the end of your day every day? So like Tron or Guardian, we're tron, guardians, uh Seven Dwarves Mine Train. I would do that, the ride one. The ride my baby loves rides.

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I love the ride.

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Yeah, I you know, as magical as the fireworks are.

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Yeah, I don't I only need to see them maybe once, and someone's you know, six foot five head could be kind of partially blocking, but which is always like that.

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But my biggest pet peeve is when somebody has like an iPad and they're videoing it. Like, what are you doing? Put your phone down.

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No, it's not gonna be the same.

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Be here with me. You're not gonna go home and watch this video. It's it's always like that's another park pet peeve. You know, that's what we'll do one episode. We'll do things we like the the best case scenarios, worst case scenarios. We'll do sometimes. All right, uh, go ahead. I did a couple.

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Okay. Um, would you rather wear a princess costume all day or wear goofy costume all day?

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Oh man. I guess it's gonna be really dependent in my head that it's 75 degrees out. Yeah. All right, so I would wear oh man, like the head of Goofy all day? Princess. Which princess would you be? Jasmine, because she has pants.

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Ooh, we can show a little mid-rip.

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Yeah, I would show a lot of mid-rip. This is what I'm trying to think of that movie. Does she ever cover that midrip up? I don't think so. I don't know, man. That's Agrabah. That's Agrabah for you. What about you? I mean, princess, you're your girl. You want to wear goofy toes. This is an easy. Of course. What what princess?

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Um, I'll be uh who's um the one from Brave. Oh, you're gonna be Merida? Merida. Merida? Because she's, you know, I feel like hers is a little more sporty.

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Kind of. She's still in a green dress.

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I know. Well, green's my color, so okay.

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You just wanted to wear green. Got it. All right. Let's get back into it with one from me. I'm gonna give you a couple here. How about be the only person in Magic Kingdom for the entire day? All the shows and uh and uh uh are running. There's fireworks, all the food is there, no ride is running. Or would you rather be in Magic Kingdom like Christmas Day packed? You know what I mean?

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Yeah. Um I guess I would just have to be there on a busy day.

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Yeah. I'm talking the only person. Keys of the kingdom, but you can't get on anything. You can still see the shows, you can still go to Monsters Inc. Laploor, be the only one, you'll be that guy.

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Ooh, I'll get chosen. That's what I was saying.

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They're gonna pick you. They're gonna pick you. Well, let me let me adjust that one. How about this? Um I think that's kind of like an easy like an easy one. You'd probably want to just go there so you could get on at least one ride. Let's say in lightning lanes. Okay. Uh, would you rather uh go in peak July heat, but the park is kind of dead that day, or would you want to go Christmas crowd, wall-to-wall people?

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I'll go on a hot day. We've done it before. I mean, it had to be almost 100 degrees when we went the end of June.

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So I completely agree. Yeah.

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Yeah, because even when it's super hot out, like you do get the reprieve of going in for a show or some of the cues are like half inside. So it's survivable. I mean, it's gonna, I'm gonna be a sweaty mess, but you'll be a sweat mess.

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It's okay. I you know, you're gonna have fun, yeah.

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It's gonna be great.

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I would rather get on more rides. Once you get inside, anyway, it doesn't matter. Yeah, there's not a heck of a lot of rides that are outside, right? Even if they are, you're fine. Yeah, okay, cool. We're both in agreement on that. Yes. Let's go hot and get out of all the rides. Hot and sweaty. Hot and sweaty, get out on all the rides. All right, come on, throw some at me.

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All right. Would you rather give up cheeseburger spring rolls forever? Oh my god. Or never eat at Skipper Canteen again.

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Never eat at Skipper Canteen. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the cheeseburger egg rolls are iconic. Never eat them again. Skipper canteen, let me say, it is in the top three best restaurants I've ever had, but it's not like I've been, you know, best restaurants I've ever had at Disney World, but it's not like I've been to every single restaurant at Disney either. You know, this next trip we got coming up, there's like three restaurants we got on the list that we've never been to. I've never been to La Celier.

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Yeah, there are a lot of great picks, so yeah. I mean, you know I'm gonna say give get I can't eat cheeseburger spring rolls anyway, so I'll give them you've had them, haven't you? Yeah, I did have them before I went gluten-free, and they're good.

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Yeah, I know. You just thought I said love. I understand. You love Skipper Canteen. This one's a design for you. Okay, you're going you're going uh skipper canteen, I'm going cheeseburger egg rolls. Uh, how about this? Let's just let's just do like a kind of a broad one. Would you rather lose all access to all desserts in Disney Parks or all access to all the savory foods in Disney Parks?

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Um, I'd probably say desserts. Like, I'd rather lose the desserts.

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I think so too, which is crazy. And I'm like a sweets guy, I got a sweet tooth. Yeah, like we're saying no Cheshire cattails, no dole whips. Like June would have a conniption. Yeah. June would have an absolute fit over this. Like it's that's a tough one. And I love the desserts, but man, there's so many great savory options. I could just, you know, me. Give me the popcorn and pretzels.

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Yeah.

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You know, you know, like the simple stuff like that. I'm a savory, I'm a savory boy.

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Yeah, in the savory world.

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All right, perfect. All right, so we're both gonna pick getting rid of the the desserts, which is just crazy. But please don't. We don't want to do that, really. I got one more for you, I'll throw another one quick at you. Ready? Lose all Epcot festivals forever. So no more booths, you know, like food and wine or food and wine's gone, festival of holidays, flower and garden, yeah, flower and garden and festival of the arts gone. No more festivals forever. Or lose all snacks in the Magic Kingdom forever.

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Oh, I thought you were gonna say lose all the holiday parties in Magic Kingdom.

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Well, I didn't say that.

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All right, well, I guess I'm not as good at reading your mind as I thought I was.

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No, I'm just saying, like, you know, I think snack wise, we love the two things that we love is we we love the snacks at Magic Kingdom. People always are like, oh, the food's not that great. I think that has some of the best snacks. Jessure cattails, you know, think about this, like you know you're counting like dessert type things, like every whip, doll whip, every single thing, popcorn every single snack item is gone in the Magic Kingdom.

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Yeah, that would be sad. It would just like force you to eat like three rounded meals and you know, maybe be a little bit healthier. But yeah, no, I definitely I know, but the festivals are so great that I'm just gonna have to go with I would rather get rid of the snacks in Magic Kingdom.

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Yeah, I have to I'm gonna have to, you know, the festivals are great, but I can still eat around the world. There's still quick service places in all the spots, you know. I don't think it's the end of the world if we lose those. I kind of like the theming, but you're gonna take away cheeseburger spring rolls, you're gonna take away certain things like the you just can't get rid of those cheeseburger spring rolls, folks. Yeah, I mean, look about look at like Gaston's Tavern, like getting rid of. Of does that count as a snack? That like that that creme brulee donut croissant over there?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, guess what? I can't live without it. You know, I can still go get school bread over at Epcot. I think there's just a ton of great things in Ebcot. Uh I think there's a ton of great things over at Epcot without the festivals.

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So okay.

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Sometimes the festivals bring in the riffraff. There's a lot of people, a lot of people in there.

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Yeah. All right. We'll just agree to disagree on that one. All right.

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We're fighting.

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Okay. Meet me out upstairs after this.

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All right. Go ahead. You got another one for me?

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Um, oh, I do have I think I have one more.

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Okay.

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That's it. So would you rather visit Disney? Excuse me. Would you rather visit Disney for a week every five years or go to Disney every year, but only get one day there? Every year, one day. Okay. And would you do like the four parks in a day?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I would just get a park hopper and try to do as much as I could, which I'll just it'll be like, hey, lock it, clock it.

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Let's go.

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Lock in.

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I agree. I would do the same.

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Yeah. I don't want to be, I can't be without it. All right. How about uh I got a I got a few more left here. So let me go with all right. How about you'll have to wait two hours for every ride. Any ride that you want to ride your whole vacation, two hours.

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Yeah.

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Or only be able to ride each ride once. No, no re-rides. So on the whole entire trip, this one time. Ten minute wait. Let's say 10 minute wait.

SPEAKER_01

That would be so sad. Like if you you're like, ooh, I'm getting getting on these rides so fast.

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Within 10 minutes, walk right on. These are walk-ons. But you cannot ride again. You just hide.

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I know, but then I also feel like if there's a two-hour wait for everything, like, are you really gonna be able to ride stuff more than once? Probably, probably not. I mean, unless you were there for like a week long and you're saying like in eight hours, you get like four four rides. I guess I would have to do one and done. Yeah.

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Ride it all.

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Yeah.

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Varieties of spice of life. I would say the same thing. That was a little bit of an uh an easier one.

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Would you rather never use lightning lane passes again or never rope drop again?

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Probably never rope drop. Okay. I can I can really get I can understand the lightning lanes, and if you're with me, like I'll get us found some rides. Yeah. You know I can work the system.

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Yeah.

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Um, all right, I got three or four more here. How about uh would you rather only drink out of park drinking fountains the entire trip? Oh, the water tastes so weird. It smells like like I don't know, like barn water. Yeah. All right, so would you uh rather only drink the drinking fountains the whole entire time or have to pay you know the four to six dollars for the bottles of water everywhere? And then you're only buying your water. Uh drinking fountains or buy?

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Babe, I mean, you know that I love a good bargain, so I'm gonna have to say barn water, yeah.

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It's like it's like goofy toilet water stuff.

SPEAKER_01

But I can't I can't spend that much money on water, it would be a lot of money.

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I'll agree. I'll drink out of the drinking fountain. It's horrible for gross. It's gross. That was a that was a real gross one for me. I don't I didn't love that one. Um, okay, how about this? Let me give you see if you like this one. Would you rather have to ride Slinky Dog Dash for 24 hours straight, super smooth, or ride Space Mountain for 24 hours straight? Ooh that's arguably more fun, but man.

SPEAKER_01

I know we're gonna have a headache after three times around.

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I mean, we've probably gone on Space Mountain four or five times in a row, but we're talking 24 hours. I know.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, you make yours really hard.

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Yeah, well, this is the point of it.

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But then with Slinky Dog Dash, you're outdoors in the elements, so I have to account for that. So I'm gonna have to say Space Mountain.

SPEAKER_02

Oh man. Space, it's tough. Space Mountain for 24 hours, this seems hard. I know. I'm gonna say Slinky Dog Dash, and I'm gonna bring like a sombrero. Slingy Dog Dash with like a like a hoodie on all day. I don't know. Like I just here we go. Hold on, everybody. Uh yeah, I don't know if I could ride Space Mountain for 24 hours. All right, let's do another one kind of like that. Let's do um all right, these two attractions are notoriously haunted. So would you rather spend the night in the haunted mansion or spend the night in Pirates of the Caribbean?

SPEAKER_01

Like while the ride's like still like everything's going.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, let's let's say no, no, let's say it's just there there's nothing, it's just like you can hear every noise in the place the whole night. Yeah, it's like it's like dark in the it's dark basically, things are shut off, and you just have to hunker in and try to get your eight hours of sleep somewhere. Are you doing that in the spooky haunted mansion? And like, let's think, like, where would you sleep for that? You know, I don't know. I feel like there's more places to maybe duck away in Pirates of the Caribbean, but it's very like it's it's vast. It seems like I know, it seems like like big.

SPEAKER_01

I guess I would pick pirates.

SPEAKER_02

I would pick pirates.

SPEAKER_01

At least it smells nice in there.

SPEAKER_02

Smells nice, like some water would still be going. I would probably like sleep in the treasure room or something where I know I can put my back against something, like something something like that. Like sleep next to me and Johnny Dopp would be like, all right, buddy, tell me a bedtime story, Johnny. All right, so we're both in agreement. Pirates to the Caribbean. All right, I got let's see, I got one more for you. How about all right? Would you rather get stuck at the very top of Expedition Everest? You know, when it's about to like go off the track there where it looks scary, would you have to have to get stuck and have to walk down from that point? Uh, or would you rather get stuck at the top of Tiana's right at the top of the hill as it's crossing over and have to get out and walk down? So Tiana's you can kind of see the hill on Tiana's and or see the end of the track at Expedition Everest. Which one would you rather do? This one makes my stomach hurt. I don't like heights, but I like rides, which is weird.

SPEAKER_01

Probably Tiana's because I feel like it's more like it's not as exposed as like Expedition Everest, so it may be less scary. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

It seems very high at the top of Expedition Everest. Um, I probably oh man, is there a lot of water involved in Tiana's? I don't ever want to be stuck on Tiana's, though, at all. Well, you get stuck on it pretty much one out of five times. My knees start to hurt. Oh man. Oh, yeah. I guess. I guess I yeah, I don't even know how you would get down Expedition Everest from there. Like, where do you walk? Like you're kind of outside through some of that. I don't even want to be in the same room as that Yeti.

SPEAKER_00

I know.

SPEAKER_02

All right, I'll say Tiana's as well. That was one of the harder ones for me, I think.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Uh, I have one more speaking of heights, all right? Okay, would you rather be stuck for let's say three hours or so? Like three hours. Would you rather be stuck on a packed monorail, locked in there, packed monorail, or dangling at a very high point and the skyliner stuck for three hours, but it's just us? I mean, I this would even make a difference. If it's just us, maybe we have the kids.

SPEAKER_01

Um, I don't know. Is the monorail like air conditioned?

SPEAKER_02

Because I feel like monorail is air conditioned. The skyliner is supposed to be air conditioned too, but you know, I don't think it is. You can open the things. There are like emergency things in the Skyliner. Uh, there's like bottles of water and stuff. Like if you there are emergency.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Ooh, that's scary.

SPEAKER_02

There's a hot, you know, there's some high points there where you're over like traffic or like over lakes and stuff. It's scary.

SPEAKER_01

Um, I don't know. I probably would choose the I think I would choose the Skyliner, just because I don't want to be in a packed, like crowded. So this like really goes to show you that's gonna make me more anxious.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, this goes to show you like who we are as humans. Yeah, I would much rather just be in a skyliner with you, even if I threw in like a couple of our kids.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just try not to look out the window too much.

SPEAKER_02

And June used to cry on that thing when she was little, it's like tough. Yeah, it's uh it's hard. I I would definitely say skyliner. I could kind of do what I want, I could take a whole bench and sprawl out. I don't want to be a bunch around a bunch of people, and for some reason the monorail smells kind of like a horse barn, too. The monorail's got a real horsey smell. I'm like, why do they have horses on this thing? It stinks, it doesn't smell great. So yeah, I'm I'm 100% going to say Skyliner. I actually can't wait to go. It's it's like a cool ride, yeah, and it takes you places. I have to say that some of the hardest ones that we had were the ones where we had to be like on something for 24 hours. Yeah, I think one of the hardest ones was like Everest or Tiana's. That one was very hard.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, what what you would rather be stuck on and have to climb down. Yes. But also, it was hard when you asked about either getting rid of the Epcot festivals or getting rid of the Magic Kingdom snacks.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, tough, tough, right? Like that's uh that's a hard one. I know.

SPEAKER_01

Why you gotta be so mean?

SPEAKER_02

Well, listen, hon, it was really fun doing our very first would you rather episode. I think we'll do some of more of these in the in the future, especially like make them a little more specific. Uh, this one was definitely had some chaotic uh moments in it. Uh we had some you know telling tales of of us picking you know different stuff in some scenarios, which is cool. But I think all in all we we realize we don't care if we're hot, we don't care if we got wet feet, we want to get on those rides. Yeah, you know, and some yeah, we're doing it all for the rides, and that's us, I think, as a family, us as a unit. We love rides. Get us on every single ride, and we'll be happy. Yes, I can't wait.

SPEAKER_01

I cannot wait to like just go on Hollywood Tower of Terror like 10 times.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's gonna be my first thing. I will be rope dropping that thing. I can't wait. I don't care if I have uh Lightning Lane for it already, I don't care if it ruins the strategy for my whole entire day. I need to get on this thing immediately. All right, thanks for listening at home, everyone. Be sure to rate, follow, share with your friends, and remember, your next magical vacation to Walt Disney World is only a moment away. Here we go.