Quack Bite: Quacks in the Wild

The Quacks had to take a little hiatus but we are back on Quack! In this bonus episode, the Quacks talk about their experience at Hanging Rock State Park. JJ worries about getting a tick on his little JJ and Trey worries about his thick thighs. Catch the Season 1 Finale on this Friday at 3pm EST!

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

Your listeners do Fire Radio Yeah I'm a bad bitch I like on my own stay press on the white light I didn't want my cat back flash X back flash I guess I'm a bad bitch I fired You working with a like market post with that we're about to make a mark I'm a bad bitch I fired You working with a like market Get back Let's start post without we're about to make a mark You're listening to QX radio Quack quack Yeah Welcome to Quack a Minute where we're only gonna be talking for a quack for a for fucking Yeah try that again Quack a minute we're only gonna talk about a quack Well welcome to Duckfeet where we have little shorts it's a little short this is that's we're calling it Duck feet we're calling This is for the shorts that we're gonna have on TikTok this is for you TikTok people who have five seconds to watch anything. Okay, you're sitting on the people that watch our show.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Well, don't they watch some damn ugly ass vertical dramas or whatever?

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Vertical Oh, oh, like the um Fruit Island? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Like, okay, maybe maybe you aren't my demographic. Okay, maybe maybe you're his, but you're not mine.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Okay, is this too shady?

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Is that too shady?

SPEAKER_00 1:40

It was very shady.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Like, I don't know how shady is too shady.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Like, how much is very w I feel like when you throw shade, you throw it too shady.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Like I go all the way in. Yes. Like I'm like, I'm like cloaking dagger, like going in. Yes. I love you guys from TikTok. You're my family. Okay, well now it doesn't sound real. No, no, no. Okay. Because I don't even talk to my family for real. Oh so you're like you're like that time of family. Like I know you. You verbally abused me when I was younger. Smalls family. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. We're calling the segment duck feed. That's what we're calling it. Duck feed? Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Have you ever had a duck before?

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Who I've had duck sauce.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

A duck is disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

But I'll eat a quack. I'll eat a quack. Hey, I'll eat a quack. I have been fiending.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

For some quack?

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Okay. Girl. Girl. I hate it. I hate it. I have I I gotta tell you, I have like recently my sex drive has gone up. And I kind of um, you know, lost my lost my shit. So I gotta find some I gotta find someone else to kind of fulfill my needs.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

I haven't been able to bottom this whole fucking summer. It's very depressing.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

But what was it bottom summer for you?

SPEAKER_00 2:53

It it was top summer for me.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Like, did you did you want it to be bottom summer?

SPEAKER_00 2:57

Yes, because I want to be a bottom, I want to I want to experience it. Like it's more fun. I feel like being a bottom, I don't think we talked about it. I know we talked about it.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

We did have a whole episode about it.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

I feel like topping is overrated.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

You know what's so funny? You know what's so funny that you say that? Because I this morning I felt like I wanted to be a top. Like I actually kind of wanted to do top stuff. Okay. It's very person-specific. Um so, but yeah, no, I was like, oh, I need I need to I need to distribute some top energy today. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

We got top, okay?

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Top, top, okay. Our clock, our our internal clocks.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

We're definitely different there. But no, I just had to be You've had to be a top. Had some whole problems. Uh oh, you did mention this before.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

This is quack a minute, though. I mean, this is duck feet, so.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Um, I kind of want to talk about You just want the feeling, you want the energy of it. I want to talk about the trip that we had yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Oh, yeah. This is perfect for duck feet because it was like a good little trip. We don't have to talk, it's not it doesn't mean the whole topic of the thing else we wanted. What about a quack bite? Quack bite. Well, then it'd be like breadcrumbs, because I'm thinking like duck duck all the way. Why am I why am I why'd I do a gay accent?

SPEAKER_00 4:10

I'm thinking like a little short snippet of a quack bite.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

But everything we do is quack. I got the we got the we got the quack.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

Yeah, because that's where quack AF.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Okay, okay, fine. It is still on brand. Quack bite. I just kind of wanted to have something with a little different taste to it. Is it a delicacy somewhere?

SPEAKER_00 4:30

It's ew.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

I do it sound like it's it probably might be really crunchy, though. Crunchy, yeah. I mean, it could be good. Anyways. Alright, we'll call it Quack Crumbs.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

Quack crumbs! Quack crumbs. Quack crumbs! When I think of quack crumbs, I think of I don't know why. I think of like your butthole and um why crumb the What Stop! I know where you're going.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

Stop!

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Quack fights.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

I prefer Quams.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

The girl. Anyway, we'll we'll work.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

We'll we'll workshop it some more. We workshop everything all the time.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

It always ends up with quack. We went to Hangrock yesterday. Yes, we did. It was a good little trip. It was a good trip. Um 1.8. 1.8 miles. Yeah. It was worth it. I think that I um I I got a good exercise. We got good exercise. Sweat on. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was a good. I would do it again. I just for the exercise.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

We definitely need, I would say we should, just to get like that physicality, and it was really personal. It became personal. It was like nice just as it I was away from my phone. That was the big thing. Like, there wasn't a reason for me to look at my phone for overall, and I was just good. We got to just walk and practice physicality. I lost my point there. Look, yes, we should do it more often. I think.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

I remember what y'all were saying, oh my god, I haven't been on my phone. I'm like, I guess I there are a certain time when I'm not on my phone and I get to just not be so I didn't really notice that, oh yeah, I was on my phone for the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Oh yeah. Because you you were at school.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

Yeah, I'm at school and I got fucking work and I just feel like I don't be on my phone as much. I have to experience life. That makes sense. So it didn't really feel like, oh my god, I've just been disconnected. I didn't feel disconnected, you know what I mean? Because it was still in my population.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Yeah, and also you weren't you on your phone a couple times for your mom or something?

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Yeah, my mom called um while we were sitting on a rock. Yep, or you did some white people shit. That's the that's the whole trip. We should call this we should call this quack bite white people shit. White people shit. Because that was some white people shit that we were doing. That was not white people's shit. We I mean okay. Off the rock, literally sitting, swinging your fucking legs off the rock, having a whole ass conversation, intimate moment. That was some white people shit.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

The white, okay, I will say more of what Sunstone, was it what's her name right now? Sunstone. Well, more of what Sunstone was doing was kind of white, you know, because when we were all we were going up, they were divulging to every other time. What did you do? I was following with you! The fuck you followed is fucking dollars. Uh-uh. Because I would be like, okay, ticks, ticks, tick-tick, tick tick is tick-tick is real.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Or the theme of the the day. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

A real fear.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

Like, if you have a tick on your dick. I feel like if you're fucking the grass, that's the only way you're gonna get ticked dick.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

They can jump up your shit and get in your ass. I mean, not your ass. They can get in. I have foreskin to protect myself a little bit better than that. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's uncut, y'all. Oh, that was another thing from yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

That was apparently like.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Yeah, we did not know.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

Revelation! We did not know, but we kind of knew. We kind of knew.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Apparently, there's a personality uncut people have. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

I think there is.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

I don't think there is.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

Um, it's just yeah, I don't we would think so. We might need to go into that next season. Uncut versus cut. Why haven't we talked about that? I think it's funny we haven't talked about that a single time. I don't know. Because we uh we get into sex things, but we don't get into like that sex things. Is that like a that sex thing? What is the difference? It's more of like we get into like culture. I guess being cut versus uncut is culture too, but we don't get into like um the specifics. We get into more like the general conversation, the broader conversation that has on the culture and stuff. Like that's what I feel like we talk about. We don't talk about like if you're circumcised or uncircumcised.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

But that might be that episode, maybe. That would, yeah. Because I I have realized that's a thing. It always feels weird. That could be all episode. It does feel weird. People point it out, like, okay, not the fact that being uncircumcised and circumcised, that's not weird. But when gay people say that shit as a different type of connotation to me. Like I'm like, why'd you say it like that?

SPEAKER_00 8:47

Like circumcised, uncircumcised?

SPEAKER_01 8:49

Like uncut and cut. Like, I don't, it feels like porno type shit. Like porno type. And it might be because you know, you see it a lot in porn, but I'm just thinking like more so like it's that type of like you go on a date on a on a hookup app and you see all these like terms and stuff, and you're like, that it's like a the other, another thing for bear or otter. That that sort of like terminology type shit, that's where like I'm like, ugh, it has ill to me. Um So we're going on a range. Yes, and this is not the time because we're talking about quack crumbs. We're on quack crumbs.

unknown 9:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

I was gonna say something like that. Quums, quums back into it. Sorry, you were talking about Oh, there was a guy that I saw on TikTok, he went viral because he was talking about his post like his like adult circumcision surgery. Oh, because the way his uh shit was built and and set up is that the the turtle that was terminology yesterday was stuck in the shell to where he couldn't it was really tight, like I'm trying to think. Like I'm trying to think, like think about like when you fill up a trash bag too fucking much and the shit doesn't fall out anymore, because I can't think of it. Maybe maybe not a trash bag, but it's just that's a perfect analogy. It's just a big big ass pee pee, and then the head of the like the shaft skin is almost covered to where it's like it's not it didn't I guess it's not growing with the penis. The actual shaft of the penis.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

That's a very interesting condition to have. That sounds terrible.

SPEAKER_00 10:29

Yeah, so he had to get surgery for it.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Yeah, yeah. He had to get actual surgery. Could he pee?

SPEAKER_00 10:33

Like, can you not pee regularly? I think it probably it was probably just tight, like around it. Probably when it probably went every time it got hard, it probably hurt. Oh, he couldn't masturbate at all. Yeah, probably not. He probably not couldn't do this, couldn't do that motion. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

Oh, man. And you know, that's always that's my thing when it comes to the whole foreskin idea is like the idea of it overgrowing and like that doesn't sound as cute.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Yeah, I feel like when I people think about uncut, they think about the overgrowth. Like it's like extra skin. You don't think about like this guy hooked up with he didn't have I think he was uncut, but it wasn't like an excess of skin. So I think when people think about uncut, I think they think about like oh the uh the extra skin at the end and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

See, like that so that this that idea that I have is what people usually think of when it gets so, yeah. Cause like that's what I'm thinking. Like, uh I like I seen a porn star who was a black guy. I always gotta mention race. I hate you guys. Um it was a black uh gay actor or whatever. He he's he has a pretty good body. I think he has like some uh skim skin uh diff what's the word for it, like a deformation or something in the skin. Like I forgot what the word is. He has something about his skin. Um but he's he's pretty hot, but his his penis has like so much foreskin. I'm like, ugh. I can't get with it. I can I can get down with him, but I can't get with his foreskin. So yeah. Also, the trip was great.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

So trip was great. We we went to Hang Rock State Park. Um it was a it was a good it's a good little hike. It's a two-mile hike to get from the visitor center to the actual Hang Rock part at the end of the trail. Yeah. It's uphill, it's downhill, it's rocky, it's yeah, it's a road, it's yeah, it's rocky road, yeah. It's it's it's yeah, I would say it was definitely given medium. I still feel like it's very much beginner.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

Okay. Only, only, only because I have been on a trail that was like this is how it was organized all the way through like Table Mountain in South Africa.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

You do not want to do that like this is not this is not Africa. This is America.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

Well, I'm sure there's I'm sure there are harder trails to go on in America.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

Probably, but okay, so so you think the upper cascades, like the waterfall part, well, you think that's baby.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

That was definitely not beginner, because girl, that was just a regular walk to the waterfall, right? Like the walk to the waterfall. Only reason that was ever hard was because we were in swimming stuff at that point, or like, you know. I wouldn't say that was I would say that's easy. Yeah, that's very easy. That's not even like that's like a zero on the scale. Yeah. And what we did was like I would say a two. And that was and I think a medium would be like a three. Like I think a medium would be three. Like I think out of five. A five, yeah, like I'm thinking like zero out of five. This is the difficulty scale. So you thought the trail that we did was a two? Yes. Dang rock? Yes. What'd you what did you what'd you feel off on the on the scale of zero to five? I would say it was like a three. Really? I don't do trails that often. Well, I don't either. Oh, sorry. Yes. We don't do trails. I do walk a lot, so I guess I will that will that is a difference.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

I walk a lot for work because of me and my client always on the I feel like Charlie would oops, Sunstone would think that it would be something else different, though, too. He probably would thought it was like a one. Really? Well, the way he was he was moving. Right, he was moving to grooving. Even after the fact, coming back down, I was. The worst part, I gotta say, was coming back up. Like at the very, very end. Oh, you mean we were all at the beginning, it was all downhill. We came down. Coming up, you had to go all uphill. It was like, it was just like, damn, and this shit is this shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

When we were coming down, we came down, you know, there was a there was some ups and downs. We finally had that little last stretch at that point. Yeah. That was crazy as fuck. I was like, uh-uh. I'm already tired. We gotta I gotta rush this.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

I cannot do this anymore. That was horrible. Not horrible, but it was like, damn.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

It yeah. It was also our first time in a while, or really like a a good first time hiking, walking in that situation. Right. A second time, third time of that, it'll it'll feel like the two that it is. Right. And girl, I don't know about y'all. Fucking chafing. I'm so sorry. Because I know that fucking that probably sucked ass. It does.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

I have I've had chafing, and my thighs are not that thick, so I can only imagine. And it's like, it's not cute, y'all. It's that shit, that shit hurted. Yeah. Like a lot. Were you okay when you got home? I did. I had to put the fucking aquifer on it. Cause we just so like felt so raw and so like low-key, I'm still feeling a little raw there. Don't touch me. Don't don't get down these don't get down these down there. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:33

Yeah, yeah. We can kiss. You go down.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Right, but don't even give me a head, bitch. Back the fuck up. You can hug, like, fuck off. Um, but yeah, we took a lot of good pictures. Um, you and Sunstone had a little moment. We just on Hang Rock. We were hanging, like literally hanging off the sides. Got the pictures and everything. Right. I got pictures that I was, I was like, I'm not going all the way out there. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

No, you were sitting over there. I I we were about to go up, and then that's when I started talking deep with Sunstone. That's when I was like, oh, I'm not, I I lost track of time. And then we just kind of got into our thing. I was like, still, dang, Trey is still over there just sitting down. Yeah. So, yeah, no, we had a moment. It wasn't it was it was good. It was good because we, you know, our little group that we have, it's like I definitely know that you and Sunstone have your thing. And we all have our dynamics or whatever, but it's all it is good to still get to know Sunstone in that way. Because we're still technically new. Like it's only been, I would say, a year. Oh, not even that yet, but you know, only got to know them really for a year. So that was like a just another good little thing to put in our little little net of memories together. Yeah. Lifelong forever, brother. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Is that that qu is that our qualm? I think it's a quack. Is that a bite? No, you can't call it a quack. That's a bite. That's a bite. That's a bite.

unknown 16:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Alright. Alright. We wanted to go, you know, Trey wanted to scratch his itch. So shut the hell up.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Don't talk about my itch like that. Talking about your what? Don't talk about itch like that.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

Your itch? Yeah. You wanted to get your itch.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

I know you wanted to get your itch today. We were over here like that. I was talking about doing this. Yeah, yeah, I did. I wanted to talk. What are you talking about otherwise? I told you chafing. The chafing is chafing.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Yes. Okay. Trey wanted to get his itch in by scratching it today by trying to get some recording in. Because we just spent the last almost almost almost 30 minutes trying to set stuff up. And so we might make this a regular thing where sometimes we're going to have all the time in the world to record, but. A little quack bite. Yeah, a little quack bite. I think this might be something that might be. I would if I I not to deliberate on cam, but I feel like this would definitely certainly be like something for YouTube more than like a thing that a a little episode on on um our regular stuff, like our little things. Like I think we should have our full episodes always on everything, but maybe something like this would be like good for YouTube. Yeah. Which by the way, I'm gonna by the time season two comes around, everything will be uploaded and we'll be all caught up. Yeah, because you're behind. You know who else is behind? Not me. I wasn't gonna say you, bitch. I was gonna make a terrible joke about like Rosa Parks or Anne Frank or something. Oh okay. Oh, that's too that's too much. They were fine at the end.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

All right, well. Well, that's a bite. That's a quack bite. That's a bite. Bye. I'll see y'all later. Bye. You're listening to QXC Play Radio. Yeah.