Lyra and Mummy - Loo Queue

Loo Queue by Nicholas Allan

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Hi, this is Lira and Mumford. Today we're going read another great story, and this story is called Luke. You. What do we say? What do we say? We say, shall we read a book today? But today, but today, shall we read a book today? Yes, we should. Brilliant. Yeah, it's still recording. This is our first recording, isn't it? Yeah. So, so what can you see on the front cover? Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4 animals. A elephant around also such araf and a bear waiting for the toilet. Shall we start? Good idea. We should look. Hello? It says the, hello. I can read it. Pink Elephant is here. The first to go to the loo. A pink elephant has a number one on them. Yep, he does or he does? I dunno. One animal cues to do what he must do. He looks a bit shocked or are they embarrassed? I don't know. I think there's someone in that. Oh, we waiting. You can find out. Okay. Yellow Rhino is next to join the end of the queue. Oh, it's a rhino. Not a rhino. The rest guys, oh, you can say rhino if you want. Oh yeah. Maybe it's a rhino. Rhino. And they, same thing. They're the same thing. Oh yeah. I didn't know. Yeah, rhino's just short for rhinoceros. Okay. Two animals queue to do what they must do. Oh. Who's this green draw? Arrives with a skip, a jump under. What's it gonna be? It's gonna be blue. Yeah, I think I remember that. Ah, three animals queue to do what they must do. Did you read this with grandma earlier? The Yeah. No, it's a tiger's tail. Tiger's tail. Oh, we know it's coming. Oh, blue bear. He looks so sad. Boo hoo. Always very sad. Four animals Q to do what they must do. Orange tiger comes along to cheer up. Poor old blue. I hope it works. Yeah, look at this. What's he got in his mouth? Paint. It looks like a dotty hanky. Oh five animals. Queue to do what they must do. Bouncy, bouncy bouncy. B comes purple kangaroo. A purple kangaroo is holding some sort of jester like clown head. I think that's like maybe a puppet looks. Yeah, a jester. Ster. But it's on the, how funny. Yeah. A puppet from a puppet show maybe. Oh look, the tiger gave the bear a hanky 'cause he's crying. Aw. He's a kind friend. Yeah. But six animals are tired of waiting in a queue, so they all shout together, hurry up. Yay. But no one comes out. Let's take a peekaboo. They open the door. Who's in there? No one. They've been waiting and they find no one in the link. Oh, how the animals argue. What, uh, do you know this word? Hubu. Hullabaloo, that's a good word. Try it. Hullabaloo. Hullabaloo. It means a noise then. And then slam, slam, slam. Now there's someone in there someone knew, but who? All the other animals are still there. Here's a cow, all black and white, who moves and moves and moves seven animals in the queue to do what they must do. Flying down to join them is indigo cockatoo. Oh, I see. Look at what colors they are. Oh look, um, guys on the back page, you just turn over. Look the one in Lila and Dad's pocket, but I was looking for that one in the library guys, but uh, it's a Christmas book and they didn't have it. Father Christmas needs a Wii. Yeah, that one. Yeah. That was funny on Lila and Dad, wasn't it? Yeah. Okay, so Indigo Cockatoos come along. Eight animals cu to do what they must do. Turquoise. Hippo looks so cute in his ballet tutu. Aw, so lovely. Maybe it's a girl or boy. I don't know. Well, it says his. So he's a he maybe. But maybe they got confused. Or maybe it's a girl. Maybe it's wood. I dunno. Yeah. Could be nine animals. Cue to do what they must do. And finally comes along a tiny crimson shoe. True. Oh, lovely. Yeah. But who's gone in the toilet? Look at the elephant at the front then. He is like this. Ah, he's desperate. 10 animals Q to do what they must do. So they all shout together. Hurry up, you. Oh, I think I remember who. It's that ring. Don't spoil it. I haven't read it. Okay. The door slowly opens, something comes in view, and a deep, deep voice says, I. Anything I can do and suddenly I think that's from watercolor paint. How strange. Yeah. Does it like watercolor paint now? No one needs the loo, and so at last it's free for. You to do just what you need to do. So what came out of the toilet? It scared all the animals. What do you think that is? I think that's a. Giant monster. Yeah, it does look scary. And then you can see, no, the crow car and they're running away. You can see the end of the tiger guys. What mo car is, it seems like it's coming outta speech bubbles. Yeah, because I think the animals are going whack as they run away. Oh, okay. Because they're scared. What looks like a big. Maybe a dragon. Maybe a rainbow dragon. Right? And that is it for today. So wait, I recording? Mm-hmm. So guys, thanks for listening. Bye. See you one.