Pet Peeves & Cinematic Deaths

Ever notice how the smallest things can get under your skin—and how the biggest moments on screen can leave you completely speechless? In this episode, we dive into both ends of that spectrum. First, we air out our most irrational (and totally justified) pet peeves—from everyday annoyances to oddly specific habits that somehow ruin our entire day. Then, we shift gears into the world of film, breaking down some of the most unforgettable cinematic deaths—those scenes that shocked us, wrecked us emotionally, or stayed with us long after the credits rolled.

It’s a mix of humor, hot takes, and a little bit of dramatic flair as we compare real-life frustrations with on-screen tragedy. Come for the relatable rants, stay for the deep dive into movie moments that defined storytelling at its peak.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:02

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Facts and Foolishness. I'm your host, Tyler Coleman. This is my co-host, Ashton Carter. What's up? Completely forgot. Completely forgot to give an introduction on our first video. But hey, that's our first fucking video. So, you know, we're bound to make some mistakes, things like that. People around the area know who we are, but some of the people out there in the world do not know who we are. So we just wanted to make sure we gave a good introduction and kind of go over why we decided to do a podcast. For me, this dude has been telling me to do a podcast, get more on social media for years. I always wanted to do a podcast. Yeah. And it's like the crazy thing is like we always be having the craziest conversations, funniest shit, and we're just like, you know what? Let's go ahead. We're gonna set up a couple mics and a camera and see what, you know, see what we can do with it, man. And um honestly, what we would like to get out of it, you know, when we said we were gonna do this, it's not about likes, it's not about commenting, all of that stuff. It's kind of like spoken word, if you will, almost like a virtual diary. You know what I'm saying? Just something to do, have fun. If it takes off, great. If it doesn't, we having fun, man. We just chilling, having fun. But what I would like to see with the podcast as it grows, um, obviously I want to get more uh business owners on here as far as uh interviews and things like that, entrepreneurs, things of that nature, um, and just kind of put Fredericksburg out there. Fredericksburg, I think, has a lot to offer, but a lot of people don't want to, they don't want to do this part of it, or they don't know how to do this part of it. So I'm like, you know what? I kind of want a place that, you know, kind of puts out what it is that Fredericksburg has to offer. You know, we have a bunch of amazing realtors in the area. You know what I'm saying? We have a lot of small business owners. You put me on your realtor. Yep, yep. So shout out Sheila, shout out Sheila, she is an amazing, uh, amazing real estate. I do want to get Sheila Ori here, so shout out our house realtor. So, you know what I'm saying? Like, she's amazing. I'm gonna hopefully have her on here, Sheila. If you see this, I definitely want to have you on here to interview you. Um and see, you know, talk about the real estate environment, you know, talk about your experiences, things like that. And um, but yeah, it's not just real estate agents, you know, obviously have different cooks on here. Um would love to get Megan on here cooking with Megan from the area, just influential people around Fredericksburg, you know what I'm saying? And I know a few people, man. We all know a few people. We're gonna try to bring some people on this show real soon. Yeah, so like I said, this is gonna be a place where people around, influential people around Fredericksburg, business owners, things like that, that can give people the game, give people around Fredericksburg good game. You know, there's not really just a localized, you know, area that people can go to kind of get it. Whether you want to admit, promote something, you know. Yeah, but don't want to waste too much time on the introduction, man. But that's what we're looking to get out of it. Um, but I do want to kind of get right into the pod. But before I do want to say, shout out Michael B. Jordan, man. You know what I'm saying? He just won an Oscar. Look, one of six black men in history to win an Oscar. How many times did you watch Sinners? Bro, I watched Sinners probably three times. Me too. I watched it all three times and I don't watch shit. I don't either, man. I'm not a big movie guy anyway. Like, I I love movies. Yeah, I I'm not a big movie guy, but man, I love movies. I heard so many people talking about sentence, so I was like, I had to check it out, and literally I watched it three times within like a like a three-week span, you know what I'm saying? And that's great. You know what I'm saying? I know he did good in um what was the boxing joint that he did too? Creed. Yeah, Creed. So he got Creed one and two, right? Yeah, yeah. Is there a three? A third one? Man, it's fucking seven of the motherfuckers. But yeah, he did amazing in Creed too. And like I said, I don't even watch movies, so for me to get somebody their flowers, you know what I'm saying? They had to do I wasn't even a big fan of Creed like that, but but Sinners was hard. I like Michael B. Jordan and I like his shit, but Sinners was Sinners really put him over the top, man. But people don't even realize how hard that is because he played like he had a twin too. Yeah. So a lot of times you gotta use like a I'm not gonna lie, like I know how hard it is to do that. But there's like a double camera and things like that. If you notice smoke had smoke, smoke had dimples, and the other one didn't have dimples, so it was the way he held his mouth. Really? Yes, bro. You know how talented you gotta be like to stay in character and hold your mouth a certain way to do it. Yes, bro. And I saw um I really wish I could shout her out, but it was uh she was doing like an interview, like she was that's how I found out about it. That um, like I said, smoke had dimples in the movie, but the other one he didn't have dimples, but it's just one character. So he held his mouth a certain way just to be able to, you know what I'm saying? No, that shit was hard, man. Man, yeah, bro. That movie, that movie took me places ain't gonna lie, but yeah, bro. So once again, shout out Michael B. Jordan, man. Congratulations on being one of six black men. That is crazy. Like those numbers, like you know what I'm saying, are are crazy. One of six black men to win an Oscar. So special shout out to you. But um, who who are the people? I know. I think Will Smith got one too, right? Um don't get me lying. We'll we'll follow up on that later. But um, to get right into the pod, man, I got a couple topics that I wanted to discuss during this pod, man. Give me two pet peeves, bruh. I need two pet peeves out of you. Two pet peeves? Yeah, bruh. Two pet peeves.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Oh my god, man.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

I just need I just need two of you. I got a lot of fucking pet peeves. Well, well, let me I already got one on the top. What's up? Give it to me. I hate when a motherfucker comes up to me while I'm up in the club and music is blasting, you can't even hear what the fuck he's saying. And that motherfucker just in your ear, just talking about it. Drunk. He didn't even gotta be drunk. Why are you trying to talk to me in the club while the music is blasting? I'm trying to yell and yell at the club. I didn't even come with you. Yeah, yeah. I didn't even come with you. All right, look, let me let me piggyback off of that one. One of mine, I cannot stand when somebody over talks me. You know what I'm saying? That kind of goes hand in hand. You can't stand with a dude be talking. I do that with you sometimes. Yeah, and I can't stand it. I hate you for that. I do that sometimes. I almost kicked you off the pot. I do that shit sometimes. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. I do that shit sometimes. No, it is a natural reaction though, too. I don't even be thinking, I just the first thing that comes to my head, I don't even be thinking. Yeah. First thing that comes to my head, I just different depending on like the type of conversation, too. I feel like I even do it sometimes. I mean, you know what I'm saying? I do it, I do it sometimes, but you know, like people that overtalk you, and I think it's in the sense of like if I'm at a table, like you know what I'm saying, with a bunch of people, and I'm discussing a particular topic, and then somebody cuts in while I'm talking, like, bruh, first of all, you're giving your opinion on what I'm saying, and I haven't even finished what what I'm saying. But what if we're talking about the same thing? That's why that's what you should learn to shut the hell up that's how I no, that's what be happening though. We'd be talking about the same thing, and thoughts just before you're gonna be. No, for sure. I ain't talking about you, bro. I'm talking about more so in like those business professional environments and shit like that. Like, I've been in a lot of meetings where it's like, you know what I'm saying? I gotta, I might have to present something or I might have to talk about something that's important. You know what I'm saying? When we shooting the shit, bro, don't nobody care about that. But you gotta have certain though. But you you be you gotta have a certain type of etiquette where you having these business conversations and shit. You with you having conversations with multimillionaires and you in these big billion dollar rooms, bro. Talking to your future, and you talking to future, yeah, bro. Like, don't cut in because you trying to shine. Don't be mad, I'm making you look bad, and you're trying to piggyback off of what I'm saying, the cutting and shit. But that's just one of my that's that's one of mine, man. Like, you got one more. You gotta give me one more. Man, I got a hundred in the motherfuckers. Man, I hate what's your top one. I hate I hate when a motherfucker takes a shit, bruh. And flush the fucking toilet, uh, and leave motherfucking skid marks in the fucking and they saw it too. And and just left and just went. And just left out like they ain't. And just ain't it's not like it's a public place. Like you're in, like, I'm gonna see you for the next few hours. Oh, yeah. And you shit it, and I know that you just came out of the bathroom. And you even attempt to motherfucking clean. No, well, that's a thing. Is is there or is there not a brush in there too clean? But you know what? When when the toilet flush and that shit go down there, it's a it's a it's a couple, it's like two seconds before it's it flowed back up with water. You could take a motherfucking piece of toilet and reach in it.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

What if you went a bunch of people and y'all all in the same fucking house for two days? They gonna know. Look, I walked to the bathroom after Ashton, and that motherfucker had rings around the whole fucking toilet.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

Because I'm definitely gonna, first of all, you know, I'm gonna call you out, but I'm gonna go. I'm gonna reach in that bitch and wipe it.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

I gonna lie, and I'm gonna wash my hands though.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

But hey, could I go into the bathroom after you took a say I was gonna touch the toilet bowl? I'm gonna stick my IM. You're gonna stick your what? You're gonna stick what your hand down there with the toilet paper.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Oh man, no, no, when it's no water. Nigga, don't touch me. When it's no water, hey motherfucker, you stick your dick in that bitch when you take a shit, right? You stick your dick in that motherfucker. Yeah. You stick your dick in that motherfucker, man. It's different. You touching it down. I'm not touching nothing. It's no water down there when you flush it in it's like sucking. Yeah, you just wipe a roof. Let's keep that going though.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Uh so you with a girl. So you with a girl, and you go over her house and take a shit. You gonna leave a ring in that motherfucker or shit? If she don't have a brush in there, yeah. Man, I'm gonna have to tell her. Hey, boo. Boo, come here, boo. I need some time, bro. Look, I'm gonna tell her. Oh, I might do the blame game. Hey, did you sit in here and didn't clean it? Look, now you don't fuck the head all up. But um, let's keep let's keep that topic going, bro. How long? And I saw this on I saw this on a pod and I want to keep it going. How long do you have to be at somebody's house before it's okay to take a shit at their house? Real shit. So random person? Or what what like what? You gotta give some. It don't have to be a random person. It could be like, you know what I'm saying? How long does it have to be till somebody can use the bathroom? Like, and I mean like an hour standpoint, like well it depends if you're talking about a random person. Because like anybody's I don't feel like any. I don't feel like anybody I know could take a fucking shit whenever they need to. Okay, but how long, okay, a random person, how long they got? I don't need a nah, like it could be somebody that is cool with somebody that you're cool with and they happen to pull up for the function. You invite you had a cookout and a nigga. I mean shit, niggas gotta take a shit, nigga's gotta take a shit. I mean, I'm gonna look at you a little different. So, how long they got? I don't know. We gotta been chilling. We gotta be chilling for a little bit at some point.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

We gotta be a two hours, an hour, whatever, you know. Don't come to my house and I don't know you, and the first thing you say is, yo, can I use your bathroom? I don't take a shit.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

All right, let me answer it. Let me answer this question. What the fuck? I don't give a fuck how long you've been here. I don't want to. Okay, how long you, you know what I'm saying? Get your shitty ass on somewhere, man. And I know that's true. That's why I never take a shit at your house, mother. You know what I'm saying? And there's people that has taken shits here, like the first thing that they do. You know what I'm saying? They come in the house, look, they ring the doorbell. You gotta take fucking battles to take a shit at them. Oh yeah, man. Shit, I got four of them. You gotta hold up. You got fucking marble on the floor. Yeah, I got four battles. Don't nobody be shitting in my motherfucking no, man. You know what I'm saying? If I know you, if I know you though, you know what I'm saying? It's a it's a little grace there. But to be, you know what I'm saying, a random. It'll be your best fucking friend. Oh, you think you gotta do a shit? But look, you disrespect. Look, but if you a random, but if you a random, bro, ain't no way you you I gotta hold myself to the same, I gotta hold people to the same standard that I would. I ain't shit in nobody's house like that, man. What if it's an emergency? If it's an emergency, I'm an emergency, you know what I'm saying? It's gonna be an emergency for me to fucking leave and hit a stowa. What if you can't, nigga? What do you mean if you can't? What if it nigga just hit you? It didn't just hit you like that. It had a bad food. Okay, when that first that motherfucker's coming out your fucking ass. When that when that bubble, when that first bubble hits your stomach, uh, you need to be in the car. I don't care if you gotta, I don't care if you gotta pull up the street and hit the woods. Damn. You know what I'm saying? So you basically saying it's disrespectful to take a chip. I think it's disrespectful in your man's house. That quick. You know what I'm saying? If you that quick, that quick, like, you know what I'm saying? You just get here and within, you know, first 20 minutes, hey, hey, you you might have to use your bathroom. You know what I'm saying? And it's somebody who you know. It can be somebody I know too. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about a random person. I'm talking about both. But damn, nigga, a nigga you know can't take a shit in your fucking house, nigga. Yes, but it's like different.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

Thank God I ain't gonna ask you to take a fucking shit in your house, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 14:02

God damn. He's lit at the house, niggas that I know can shit at the house, like niggas I know know though. Like, not just, you know, oh I'm I'm cool with, I'm cool with cuz. I ain't, you know what I'm saying? I'm not doing that. Nah, I'm a nigga at your house. Anybody that's at my house, but he could be there by technicality. If I bring him to my house, they're not gonna be there by technicality though, bro. Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? He could be with your man, and you might know him or know of him. You don't know cuz like here and he has to take a shit, like, nah, I ain't gonna. Nah, yeah. Not even in the guest bathroom. No. Can he shit in the backyard with your dog head? No, that's his bathroom. You gotta ask the dog. Damn. That's his yard. You know what I'm saying? Man, but look, I know we went way off of topic, but my last pep pee, bruh, one of the pep peeves I'm gonna talk about, and it kind of go to shit. But I can't stand somebody that stink in public. Oh my god. Bruh, there's a look, and I don't wanna, I'm not gonna put his name out there because people might know him, but it's a it's a dollar store up the street, not too far from the house, bruh. When you walk in the door, you smell him in the air, bruh. And it pisses me off. In the dollar store, he's we work there. He's got the nerve to be ringing people out. But I'm like, I understand, like, if you go at home, you know what I'm saying, your house stinks and shit like that, you go noseblind. I get that. But the moment you go somewhere else that's not your house, you know what I'm saying? And you smell that shit in the air, first of all, that's now you disrespecting me. I get mad. You can't hire the person who hired that nigga. Because he had to, but you never met that nigga if they ain't hired. Nah, but look, this is how they get you. He probably put on his best for that interview. He done washed his ads. So you think you getting a good clean cut motherfucker? It ain't until he lifts that first box. Do you look do he look regular? No, he looked like he would stay. Like he don't a big dude. Nah. He just don't look like he got the best. Um damn near probably homeless. I don't know, bro. And I mean it ain't about that neither. If you won't be working with the public. Nigga, if you got running water, nigga, you shouldn't be staking. They got running water at that at the dog store. You shouldn't be staying. No, you shouldn't really, but hell no, bro. That ain't one of them. I mean, don't get it twisted, nigga. I ain't nigga, I everybody didn't stink before. Yeah, you know. For sure, for sure. Everybody stink, but it's just one of them um You know, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hell no. Hell no. That's crazy. You're not even stinking. I'm not even gonna, I'm not even gonna say everybody be stinking. Now they have stunk before. Bro, but you've stunked due to certain factors. Like outside. I may have been working outdoors all day long in the yard or something. Even then, I ain't stinking. I just smell like old folks say you smell like outdoors. You know what I'm saying? You still ain't smoking. I feel my body odor. That's what I'm saying. I feel like when you when you start smelling bad, bad, like body odor bad, that went unkept for a couple days. I can tell you right now, I go outside and I can work in the sun. Look, I can work in this hot ass sun right now, four, five hours straight. I'm not gonna be stinking, I'm just gonna be smelling like outside. Nah, I when I sweat like a motherfucker from working, I do stink. Oh, so you just a dirty nigga. Nah. Nah, but you know, when when I fucking when I work, I work fucking hard, fucking construction job. But see, but you got a reason. We're not even talking about the reasons for that. Well, we're saying when I'm sweating like a motherfucker, that's the reason. That's the reason why you should be standing up at a reasonable fact. No, that's different. That's different. It's lingering. Nah, yeah. Oh, that's why that went unkept for a few days. That went unclept for a few days, bro. People need to talk to him. Somebody needs to talk to him about something. His employees he worked with. Yeah, they might tell him. Somebody needs to do something because Cuz was out there walking. What uh what Copperhead say? Smell like a naked demon running through that motherfucker. Yeah, man. I'm trying to tell you, but um, but yeah, man, let's get into this next topic. Top cinematic deaths. There's been a lot there's been a lot of great cinematic deaths that hurt us as kids. Like, what is your yeah, what is your top cinematic death? You can give me a uh give me a couple of them. I got a little list. Go ahead, go ahead. Give me my first one, you wanna go first? You go first, you go first. You go first. All right, my first one. This ain't no particular order, but as I talk about them, the ones at the end are gonna be the best. All right, my first one, the sixth man. Six Man? Six man with Marlon Wayne's. Marlon Wayne is the back. Oh no. When dude broke up in dunk, what? It caught the heart attack. It was his brother. Remember, he died and he was a ghost.

SPEAKER_00 19:11

Yeah, he was fucking trying to he was trying to win him a championship.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

That was a good one, man. Nigga, what? It was holding on the rim and fell down. He had a heart attack. And that happens a lot in basketball. People have heart attacks when they're playing. Oh, dude, um, what was his name, man? Just had a collapsed lung. I know it's not the same, but Kate Cuttinghead. Yeah, man. That's that's scary too. Little of a game. Out of nowhere. Yeah, he's on a lot of collapse for you, man. But uh six man, bro. That's a good one. I didn't know. Remember Marlin?

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Remember Marlin though in the jolt? He was his brother died.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

Like looking, it's a ghost of his brother in the six. That's a good one, but I got one better. You got one better? I got one better than you. All right. Now this um, you know what? Let's go, let's go, let's just go with some history real quick, man. From a childhood, man. Let's talk about talk about the Lion King when Mufasa died. Oh man. Oh my god, coming like that. Hey, when Mufasa died, bro. They taught her die. It's crazy. They taught us death and taught us pain as kids, bro. Nigga Mufasa died. He said, he said, dad. Get up. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Get up.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

Man, I might be. I might I might watch that and cry the day. Mufasa? When Mufasa died, that hurt us all. That's probably the biggest one. That hurt us. Oh man. I don't know if that's the biggest one. When we were kids. Oh, when we were kids, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

When we was kids, nigga, Mufasa died. Yo, I just hope he could be on the next one. They came out with all his line.

SPEAKER_02 20:41

At such a young age, bruh. Niggas really. Mufasa died is crazy. She'll stick with me for life. Mufasa died is crazy. Yeah, for sure. Alright, I got one. What's good? What's good? Give me a good one, nigga. I'ma I'm I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get one for the uh people that this is this is when we grew up a little bit. Like this, this is this is like when we was like teenagers to like early 20s. This is just for us in our age group. For sure.

SPEAKER_00 21:11

Glenn the walking dead. Which one was Glenn? Glenn the Walking Dead. When when Negan smashed his fucking with a battery walking dead, that's the that's the Asian dude, right? No, you didn't when Negan smashed his head. You know how many people stopped watching the walking dead?

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Because I was hanging out as head, man. You know how many people stopped watching the walking dead when Glenn died? I didn't think I didn't see, and that's why they did a good job with the Walking Dead series, man, because we never saw that one coming. I thought it was I thought him people was killing themselves when Glenn died. People were killing themselves when Glenn died. I'm trying to tell you now when Glenn passed and that Joan couldn't believe it. And they did it so gruesome, too. They did them the dirtiest.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

How you gonna kill Glenn and then it made Negan a fucking good character?

SPEAKER_02 22:04

Like they made him not only did they make him a good character, him Negan started partnering up with was her name, Maggie? Was it Maggie? Yeah, yeah. Glenn's wife or he partnered up with the good side. Yeah, but I'm saying, but like he partnered up with a new season. It's a new season. He partnered up with Maggie. It's a new season that just dropped like a month ago. You gotta watch it. It just came out like a month ago. He dropped on Netflix, bro. What? He's partnering up with Maggie and they they leave and start their own little tribe. Man, he probably hitting that motherfucker. Man, oh he gotta be dusting it. He hitting that motherfucker. It ain't but a couple of people. After Glenn died, and how he died too, right in front of her. She watched Negan do that. And now she teamed up with him. Oh, he hitting that? Oh, he he dustin' it for sure. She hitting that motherfucker. What kind of that's a for show right on.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

What the fuck, bro? Hey, look. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 22:57

I'm coming with some I'm coming with some heat with this topic, bro. I'm coming with some heat. I got some great devs, bruh. Another one. Man, what you know about G Baby, man? Harbaugh. G baby. G baby. G baby hardball when he got shot. And they did it. They did it so crazy. Don't do me like that. They did it. Don't do it like that. Bro, they did it so crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_00 23:23

They walk in, look.

SPEAKER_02 23:25

They look. They they walking. What? Walking to were they walking to practice or were they walking to a game? I think it was a practice. They was walking to play baseball. Yeah, they were walking to go play baseball. I don't know if it was a game. Shootout happened. And then look, his boy was like, all right, we good. We good, G Baby. We just gotta look. He looked down, G Baby, he's gone. G Baby died.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

Everybody watching this.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

If you watch the if you watched Harbaugh, you know G Baby's death hit one of the hardest man. Hit the hardest. That's one of the hardest hitting deaths in cinematic history. Alright, alright, alright. G Baby, G Baby, for sure. When we was that but we're talking about my little 21st century. 21st century. Nigga. I don't know that one. No, no, the 21st century. Oh, yeah. That was the name of the movie. No, no, when we got older. When we got older, we're talking about older. We're talking about recent. We're talking about recent cinematic now. Gotcha. Nigga Iron Man, nigga. Oh man. Iron Man died in the Avengers. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Nigga, a nigga ran. When I was watching it in the theaters, a nigga ran in the theaters and was like, yo, Iron Man's gonna die. They almost chased that nigga out the motherfucker, bro. Because he watched. Well, I already heard he was gonna die anyway, but this I knew he was gonna die. This nigga ran up in the motherfucking theater and was like, yo, Iron Man's gonna die and ran out. They almost chased that nigga. Ruined it. Nigga, Robert Downey Jr.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

dying at Iron Man in the cinematic Marvel Universe is crazy, bruh. I don't think that. I I like it, but I don't. I like the fact that the way he went out, I think you know what I'm saying. He went out like a straight hero. But he's coming back as doomsday. He is coming back. In the next one, right? I don't think I like him coming back as doomsday. But it's from another another, it's from a different realm. Like a different yeah, I get that. But Iron Man, but see, they trying to make it paying him a billion dollars. They also, you see how they're trying to spend uh uh Spider-Man to be kind of like Iron Man with the technology and shit? Well, you know, he gave him his fucking technology. Iron Man gave him technology. Now, just for a conspiracy theorist, can you imagine Spider-Man making like some sort of like Iron Man suit and you like two superheroes and one nigga? Well, he does have an Iron Man suit. Not like I'm talking about like Spider-Man. Like he doesn't have the actual Iron Man suit. Well, he got a uh he does the suit from from um Tony Stark. It's like a nanotechnology Iron Man suit. Yeah, but it's not iron, though. Oh, it's not iron. Like imagine if you combine the two, like Iron Man with actual, you know what I'm saying, shooting web and shit. Like the actual suit. It kind of did that, but it wasn't iron, though. It was actually better than iron. It was fucking nanotechnology. But uh, no, yeah, for sure. But you know that they're gonna do that in between all of that shit. It's about to be dumb. The new Avengers is about to be stupid. For sure, for sure. I'm gonna give you one more. I don't think you're gonna know this one, man. This one, hey, look, I'm a thug, but look, back in the day, Mariah Carey had a movie called Glitter. She had a movie called Glitter, bro. And when um I know about Glitter, but I don't know too much about it. Uh, what was his name, bro? Uh, was it Deuce? Ace? Was his name Deuce or Ace? One of the two. Anyway, so a quick, a quick backstory on the people that don't know the movie Glitter. She was singing in clubs, like not really singing. She just kind of she would go to the club with her friends and shit like that. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey. And they would have like nights where, you know, that like he would come around. He was a DJ. And he would come around the club, you know, and people would kind of freestyle or do your thing, whatever, you singing or whatever. He came to her, right? And got her to sing. Because she was a backup singer. She was a backup singer for some singer that couldn't even fucking sing. Like, but they made her the face of it or whatever. Anyway, he came to her and realized, like, you know, said she did a little freestyle singing and killed it. Anyway, long story short, her and the dude get together, and um, they become they they start dating, and you know, she starts getting fame and she got signed and all this shit. He's still trying to be her producer slash manager. They get into a falling out and they break up. Well, when they break up, you know, a little time go by, both of them miss each other. You know, she's writing a song called Reflections. She writes a song, and um, but she doesn't have a beat. Well, her boyfriend or her ex at the time, he was a producer, so he was working on beats. So when she leaves, I guess they miss each other, so they want to come find each other. She leaves to go to his apartment. And when she's at her apartment, she finds like the music sheet and she starts playing it and realizes that the music that he wrote went perfectly with her song that she wrote. But when he went to go find her, it was a dude that he owed money to. Saw him and killed him. I heard about it. I'm trying to tell you. I heard about it, but I I never watched it. I gotta check that shit up. Yeah, bro. I promise. I've definitely heard about that shit. Don't let the name fool you, but it's called glitter, cuz. Well, Mariah K. Mariah K. I've heard about it, but I never watched it. Yeah, man. I got one more, bro. I got one more. Hey, bring it home. I'm about to bring it home with this one. Bring it home. What you got? Nigga. Is this your top? I got actually two more, but I just got one more if you want me to go crazy. Yeah, just go one more, but bring it home. I want, yeah. Nigga, John Coffey. The green mob I had that in the phone, bruh. I had that mob. Green mob. John Coffey. John, yes, sir. Hey, look, where's my phone at? Let's don't do it twisted, man.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

This man got arrested. This man got arrested for for uh like they they accused him of raping and killing the little girls, little white girls.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

The little white girl, yeah. And when when it and when when they when the police came to him, he was actually trying to bring them back to the place. Hey, look, for the people that don't know Green Mile, he was like an angel. Like he could heal, he could heal people, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he was sent to earth by God to heal people, and that that was what he was trying to do when the cops came. He got caught crying. He got caught crying with two little white girls. Look, yeah, trying to bring them back to life, and they accused him of raping and killing him.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

And he went to jail. He went to jail, and he I mean, obviously, I mean, go watch the movie if you haven't seen it. He was bringing bringing bringing people back to life.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

He was bringing animals back to life. He was healing. Tom Hanks, yeah. A great Tom Hanks. Shout out Tom Hanks. Knew he didn't do what they accuse him of. Because they seen the miracles. Saw something in them, saw the miracles. Well, actually, John Coffey healed Tom Hanks in the jump. Remember, he had kept stones in the warden's wife. Yeah. In the warden's wife. But what did he say? When he we he knew that he was innocent, what'd he say? I'm tired, Bobs. Man, listen. Man, listen. He said I'm tired, boss. Oh my God, bro. When I was a little kid, that movie used to make me cry, man. That was one of the, you know what I'm saying? Unbelievable. I mean, like, they fucking the writing of that movie, whoever wrote that shit. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

What really got me, look, before they killed him, before they put him in the electric chair, before they killed him, they was about to put a fucking black black thing over his head.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

He said, please, bro. He said, please. He didn't want that. He was scared of the dark. He said, please, boss. He said, can you do it without that? He said of the dark. I cry every time I see that movie, man. That's a good man. You really brought it home.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Coffee, baby. That motherfucker ain't hot rod. Hey, look, shout out too. Y'all ever see Hot Rod? I mother looked just like John Coffee again.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Hey, shout out my nigga hot rod, bro. But yeah, man, that was uh, damn, you brought it home with that one, bro. Did I? You brought it home. I had some more. No, no, no. No, we good. I wanna hey look, I wanna close this one out with a would you rep, I mean, not would you rep with uh am I the asshole? Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. Let's close this one out. That's how we're gonna close you know most of the pods at least. I won't close this out with uh Am I the Asshole? That's good. All right, so the topic or the title is my girlfriend and I have never had sex, and it's been almost five years. Am I the asshole? It says, Yes, I mean never. Me, 27-year-old male, and my girlfriend, 26 female, have never had been together for almost five years. When the relationship started, I assumed she was being flirty and building the temptation. We were having so much fun going on dates, and I just and I was excited for the time to come, and it still hasn't. I've tried to talk to her. I have bought I have brought this up hundreds of times. Every time I gently start the conversation, she starts crying and says she feels guilty and she gets angry at me for always bringing it up. At the start, she said she has I don't even know how to say this word, bruh, vaginismus or whatever. Uh if I'm butchering that word, whatever. But um, she she has seen a specialist about this once because I asked her to, and has the tools for exercises that they use to fix it, they have been sitting in the sitting in the bedside drawer ever since. So she's not even trying. Oh, I'm not blaming her for having it, and I'm sure that it is a horrible experience, but sitting here for five years waiting doesn't feel fair, and my the asshole. Man, I've heard about that shit before. I mean, that's a fucking that's a that's a tough pill to swallow, man. I've heard about that. They can't have penetration, it hurts them to the like the maximum. Yeah, and I and look, I'm gonna say this. I feel for that. You know what I'm saying? At first, when I was reading this, I thought that maybe, you know what I'm saying, she just wasn't trying to have sex. No, I thought she was paying somebody. Yeah, and maybe it's it's at first I'm thinking, okay, maybe that's her religion, maybe she wants to wait till marriage, or maybe she just, you know what I'm saying? At first I was gonna be like, if she ain't waiting for marriage, then she fucking somebody outside. But uh considering she has a medical condition, I sympathize with that. I really do. I really do. I sympathize with you if that causes pain or whatever for you. That's a word. I understand. That's like if you that's that's like if you couldn't like fuck and it like hurt your dick to fuck. You know what I'm saying? So that's what I'm saying. Like, I can be I can be very, you know, sympathetic for that. You know what I'm saying? I understand. Would you stay? But I'm ahead west. I'm gonna head west just because I'm gonna head west, I'm ahead west just because you know what I'm saying? Like, you together, you're first of all, you're not y'all not even married. Now, if you was married and this shit all of a sudden happened, you gotta hey to death to till we thought you got him out. There's some shit that's happening when you young. Yeah, but while you young, yeah, cuz uh I and they say later in that, like he's only he he was 27. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 26 to 27. He held on for five years. He held on for five years in your 20s, too. That's your you know what I'm saying. He didn't cheat, and he didn't he didn't cheat, bro. He held on. Long story short, they did a they there was a follow-up on Reddit. He left. He left? He left for they broke up, but he broke up with her, but he held on for five years. But yeah, he held on for five years for sure. That nigga should never even stay. Yeah. I mean, so you're gonna hold on for five, you gonna hold on for five just. I'm not gonna hold on for five because you know whether you know whether you want it or not. Yeah, rest of your life.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

You waited for five years, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

No, he was fucking. He was fucking. And that's a but look, that's something that they could have had a conversation on. If you can't float, somebody should. Somebody should. So maybe look, like we don't dick still. But look, that could have been a conversation. If you physically can't do it, why not allow me to get it from somewhere else? Like, I'm not loving that person. They're not gonna want that. I know, but at the end of the day, if I'm not loving this person, if I'm not trying to build with her or be with her. Well, obviously, you know the next nigga. She he broke up with her after five years. You know, she probably start talking to somebody else. How long is he gonna hold out? But how long was it? And this is these are questions I had. How long was it until she told him that's what she had? Because you could have been straight up from the from the jump. If we was together, nah, it wasn't until later on. Oh shit. So he didn't tell, she didn't tell her. Not in the very beginning, no. Oh shit, no, she screwed down. But then even the exercises, but see, this is where he where they lost me at and why I said I'd be gone too. Like, if y'all remember, I read she went to a specialist and they gave her tools or whatever to, you know, like exercises that she could do. He said they've been sitting in a. So what's what's hurting? What's hurting? I don't know. Like, what could I not uh, I'm not a doctor or none of that stuff. I don't know what the I don't know. I don't know what that is, what that, you know, you know, whatever that diagnosis is. I'm not familiar with it. But they said that there were exercises and tools that they give her for her to, you know, it helps with it. He said they've been sitting in a drawer ever since. So she wasn't even trying. It don't work. Or she was this is what fucked me up. This is and look, this is look, this is what fucked me up when I read it. So she was saying that she has this diagnosis or whatever, it's painful, or all that other shit. Cool. They he tells her to go see a specialist, she goes. They have tools set in place to help with it. So she can, you know what I'm saying, basically kind of heal it, if you will. He said they sat in the nightstand ever since in the drawer, so she wasn't trying to heal it. Or what if she never really had it and she was fucking someone else the whole time and she just wanted cuz for the benefit of some of it? But for five years? That's a demon bitch, dog. Or maybe he's just one of those synth types that just wanted to hold on and just you know, try to get away. Well, he's a simp type because he left her. After five years. And not getting. If she was getting, look, if she was with him for that long, you know what I'm saying, and he's willing to still, maybe he's paying all the bills, all this other shit, and holding on for five years. If she milked that nigga out of five years, that's a good man. Yeah, he's a dumb motherfucker, but he's a good man. But she may have hey, she may have tricked cuz for five years. So she don't have it now. I don't maybe not. Hey, look, man, we we done with this episode. Hey, look, facts and foolishness, as y'all know, more episodes coming, dropping on Fridays, man. Once again, I'm your host, Tyler Coleman. This is my co-host, Ashley Carter. Tune in, it's available on all major platforms. Apple, um, what? Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, uh, iHeartRadio, Spotify. Check the like, comment, subscribe, let us know what the fuck is going on. Videos will be uploaded on YouTube Friday. So tune in, man. Let's do it.