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Beyond the Closet Episode 24: Nick and Charlie

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We apologize for the sound this week, we aren't entirely sure what happened with our audio, but we still wanna give you guys this fun episode. Apologies again. Hope you still enjoy!

Join Nick and Sara on Beyond the Closet! In this weeks episode Nick and Sara are joined by Nick's sister Claire to celebrate her birthday! They deep dive into a full review on Heartstopper Forever! They also chat a bit about how gay content started and how it has been improving since COVID. They have cake to celebrate Claire's birthday and play a fun game of F*ck, Marry, Kill! This is an episode you cant miss. 


SPEAKER_05

Hello and welcome. I'm Claire, and this is Beyond the Claus.

Intro

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Okay. Hello. Hello. How is the smoke

How Are We Doing?

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doing for you guys?

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Also, hello. We have Claire here. For those who don't know, Claire is my sister. You've probably seen her on sibling reviews. We used to do those a lot. It's been a while though. But we want to have her on. We're going to talk about Heartstopper and many other things. You have great posture.

SPEAKER_06

I'm really tall.

SPEAKER_04

You're very tall. So yeah, Claire's.

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Two OEROs for her.

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Claire's here today to talk with us, and we're going to see how this goes. It's going to be a fun episode. We're also celebrating her birthday today, which is going to be really fun. So um, yeah, but how are you doing, Dutch?

SPEAKER_05

Um, I'm doing alright. I'm doing alright. Um work's going good. Uh just I'm starting my new job, my additional job on Thursday.

SPEAKER_04

That'll be fun. Let me know.

SPEAKER_05

So that's gonna be, yeah, that's gonna be interesting. Um, I'm very excited about it. Uh so yeah.

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Good.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, not too shabby.

SPEAKER_04

Any plans for the birth?

SPEAKER_05

Um, I'm going out to dinner on my birthday to Harbor House. It's a Bartellotta restaurant. And I'm very excited about it because I've never been to a Bartellotta. I've just heard about that.

SPEAKER_04

Downtown?

SPEAKER_05

Uh it's like near the uh uh what's the tricky called? The art museum. Oh, I'm gonna be the coop bridge? The the view is gonna be beautiful. I'm very excited for it. So that'll be fun. Is it just you, mom and dad? Yep.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like you guys do that all the time now.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, we do. I'm just not gonna do that. No, because you don't give a shit with respect.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's not that I don't give a shit. It's just that I'm working and most like well, I'm not that day, but it's just it's a you, mom and dad thing for sure. Yeah. Um, but you were asking for those who don't know, in Wisconsin is getting smoked up right now because of these wildfires.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, the wildfire wildfires in Canada and in Minnesota have all come down with um most of northern Wisconsin and Mackinac Island right now are seeing ash rain.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_06

And here in like Milwaukee area, we've had upwards of almost, I think like six to seven hundred AQI.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Which if you don't know what AQI is, it's air quality index. And it's lowered now. We did have one rainy day, which is great, and now it's dropped down to about 200 to 300, but it's still fluctuating every day. And because of that, um Claire is doing just fine because I think she's the healthiest one of all of us. She goes to the gym, she's healthy. Um, but yeah, it's definitely been affecting Nick and I, so we apologize. Yeah, we're pretty sure we're sick. We're sounding a little congested today, and I like it.

SPEAKER_04

I I don't sound congested, I am congested.

SPEAKER_05

No, because when you came home today, I was like, oh, it's sick.

SPEAKER_04

My voice is not a cop.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know what it is, but like at first it was just a sore throat. Well, it's it's a smoke, dude. There's no way. It's a smoke, it's definitely a smoke.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know what it was, but this one nice We also can't stop sneezing. I can't stop not sneezing.

SPEAKER_04

I can't stop sneezing either.

SPEAKER_06

And like I just I feel it in my like a like my like it doesn't hurt for me. I it this feels like the first day of a cold where or like the night before the first day of a cold where it just feels kind of like it's extra mucus. And there was one night last week that I woke up in the middle of the night because I just had a massive amount of phlegm in my throat. Yeah, and I just I could not swallow it. I couldn't spit it out. It was just stuck in there. Yeah, and it was like feel that every day of my life.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Really?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, like a massive amount of phone. Yeah, I just feel like there's well not phlegm, but like I just feel like something's stuck in my throat like all the time.

SPEAKER_04

I got like LPRs a lot, yeah. And stuff, so it's like, you know, yeah, I don't know if it's the smoke or what, but yeah, it's something in the air.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

I hope that everyone in Canada and Minnesota are safe in that they're doing okay, because that is scary. Yeah, we don't I don't know much about it, but I just I hope they're okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Um, so otherwise,

Heartstopper Forever Review

SPEAKER_06

we watched if you want to talk about Heartstopper.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we're gonna talk about Heartstopper, or should we eat cake first?

SPEAKER_05

I think we should talk about it and then eat cake. I think it's a reward system. So dark map.

SPEAKER_06

We just recently watched Heartstopper movie.

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Forever.

SPEAKER_06

Heartstopper Forever.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Based on that was fantastic in my opinion. Based off this book.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm. I loved it as well. I thought it was fantastic. I there were so literally so many, it was literally uh like almost a shot for shot from this.

SPEAKER_06

That's amazing. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_04

It was there was a few things added.

SPEAKER_06

The entire time you're watching a movie, Nick was just like, oh, I forgot about this part. I'm like, oh, I forgot about or I this part is gonna be really bad. And we she and I were just sitting here like, have you seen it? Watch a movie before? And he's like, no, but I read the book, and I'm like, okay, then can you shut up?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the entire time. It was non-stop like it was really funny bands.

SPEAKER_00

It was just like, I felt like Felicia in the movie theater.

SPEAKER_04

Shut up.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Good thing we're not seeing about I do talk a lot about it. Respectful.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's okay. Well, it's a problem.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's funny.

SPEAKER_06

It's funny. It's funny. Sometimes you don't have to be like, okay, respect.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, with respect. No, it was fancy. Oh my god. You and Donnie and Whiplash is a whole nother story for another time.

SPEAKER_06

Oh I bet fucking whiplash, dude. That was a roller coaster. Oh, it's yes. Anyway, we're getting off track. We're getting off track.

SPEAKER_04

Anyway, um this was a great book. It's there's so many like moments in here that are literally from the book.

SPEAKER_06

Like Yeah, I I made the comment.

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Or from the movie, I mean.

SPEAKER_06

Also, I made the comment when we were watching the movie that if you've never read Heartstopper and you're going through the time that time period in your life where you're like, I'm not really sure I understand my sexuality or like who I am really.

SPEAKER_07

Perfect.

SPEAKER_06

This is a perfect, very educational folk series and TV show to watch. It explains so many different parts of the LGBTQ spectrum, and it definitely goes through like how that hand in hand works with your mental health. And uh it also teaches you a lot of really good lessons for like seek help if you need it, ask those around you for support, and also what it looks like when somebody doesn't have support. There is a definitely no matter who you are, there's definitely a character in there for you. Because at least one character is going through something that can relate to a general public.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_04

So it's fantastic, and I'm I just flipped to the page. Spoilers for those who haven't seen it, but it's when Nick and Charlie are talking in the kitchen, he's like, I don't need you to talk to me like therapy talk or whatever. Yes. And then he was like, Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, and then he burns the pancake. And but I was telling y'all in the in the book, he burns it, and then David comes in and goes, What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_05

But look at Nick's phaser here. Yeah. They well casted the Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_04

There's everyone's so well casted in this series.

SPEAKER_06

And you know, I think that was kind of the interesting part about David going into this versus the previous season. I was gonna say something about David. David very much has like a change of personality because he seems like he just kind of wants to be there for his brother, but he doesn't really know how to. And he wasn't raised with the mental tools in order to handle that.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And there's a lot of trying. And there's a lot of different stuff about him in this too, in this, that isn't in the movie. Like they go outside and they're like They go outside? They go.

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Sorry.

SPEAKER_00

They go outside. They go outside? No way!

SPEAKER_04

So they go outside. Listen, they go outside and and he's like, because like remember when he was like, I'm moving to Paris with dad?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

And Nick's like, oh, why? And he's like, he offered me a job. In the book, he's like, oh, will you offer me a job? And he's like, but what about your girlfriend? And he was like, I cheated. And then and then Nick goes, like, father likes fun.

SPEAKER_05

No, my Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, uh let me find it was kind of wild.

SPEAKER_05

I okay, I was gonna say something about David and how like in the first two seasons, or they did season two or season three, I can't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because Claire just recently re-watched.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I didn't haven't seen season three. Yeah, Claire hadn't seen season three. I watched season three and it was really good. But like in season three, he was just like, you know, so dead on like dead set on like telling like his dad about Nick. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

No, that was two.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that was two.

SPEAKER_03

That was two. That's when they're in Paris.

SPEAKER_05

But like he was so dead set on telling uh his dad about Nick being gay or whatever. And bye. Bye, bye, excuse me. Bye. Um and I'm just like, like what like why? Like why is that like a thing for him to like say? That's like f that's for Nick to say.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah, next week is trying to push Nick out of the closet.

SPEAKER_05

Right. Yeah. Right. He's trying to get away. Yeah, he's like trying to and like the dinner table scene made me want to go nuts. Because like his dad and Charlie's family and Tori was there and David was there too, and he's like, Yeah, did you tell, you know, or oh yeah, because he was like, Did you tell him about me and Nick? Yeah, did you tell, you know, whatever?

SPEAKER_04

The dinner scene.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the dinner scene made me want to go nuts. I was like, you're joking.

SPEAKER_04

But this right here it says, I cheated, and then he goes just like that, and he goes, Yeah, like father, like son, you might be next.

SPEAKER_03

And he goes, like fuck, I will.

SPEAKER_04

Dude, the books are you guys should read them. They're really deep. There's so many other characters there's also two characters that aren't in the show. Isaac isn't doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I really like Isaac.

SPEAKER_04

I love Isaac too, he's a great character, and I think that's why he's so well written in the show, is because he's such a fresh and new character.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But his Charlie has a little brother in the books.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's crazy. Cal and El stay together?

SPEAKER_04

See, I feel like that's kind of that's what I was telling you about the other week, is like I feel like that was kind of left unknown.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. But see, the thing is, I think they just remain friends.

SPEAKER_04

I think so too.

SPEAKER_06

And it's so better as friends, to be honest. They're better as friends. Like they just no matter what, they just want to support each other and be there for each other. And even if it's not romantic, whatever.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I think they worked better as friends.

SPEAKER_06

Like if one of them gets into a different relationship, then the other one's still gonna be like, oh my god, congratulations! Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

100%. And I think it was just hard for them to be in a relationship. I guess it just wasn't working for them.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And I get that. So I think that that was just smarter for them, a smarter route for them. But Nick and Charlie, like, even like in the book, I don't think they break up. I don't think they break up in the book at all.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. I don't think so. Interesting. So then they just don't talk for a while, or like yeah, they kind of are distant for a little bit. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Um, you can borrow this if you want. You can literally finish it within like an hour.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I know I could.

SPEAKER_04

Um, but they don't talk for a little bit and then they eventually do start talking again. Um, but it's very it's a little different in the movie, but like I think the way they did the movie was honestly a smarter way to go about it, just because like it shows more depth of these characters that we've known since like what 2021 or whenever the first season came out. Um but yeah, no, I think that the way it ended, I think was great. Some people didn't like the end game.

SPEAKER_06

I think that's up to their opinion, you know. It's I get I think some people have too high of expectations for it being a show written for teenagers.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Going going through what they're doing.

SPEAKER_04

It's not gonna be an endgame final battle type of level ending.

SPEAKER_06

No, it's not gonna. And it's also not gonna be a hit and rivalry type of ending where they get married in the end because they're in they're in their thirties.

SPEAKER_04

Spoilers for the long game if you haven't read it, and if you haven't watched our past 23 episodes.

SPEAKER_05

Literally. You're you're looking at our rock at this point. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

With respect to it.

SPEAKER_05

I think they should be watching this episode if they'll be since they've seen it.

SPEAKER_04

Margaret will be Margaret's our number one fan.

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Hi, Margaret.

SPEAKER_04

Hi, Margaret. Um, yeah, no, I really enjoyed it. What were your thoughts on the movie? Because you and I were talking about it last night and you seemed kinda eh.

SPEAKER_05

Um, yeah, I thought it was I. Um, I I'm sorry, I uh I thought it was I didn't choices. I uh I really liked, you know, their connection and stuff and their relationship. But the only thing is that I found a little interesting was like it did it didn't really take a whole lot for them to practice shit. I don't. I banged it on a thing at work.

SPEAKER_03

No, I accidentally broke it. We'll tell we'll talk about it later. I accidentally broke Close Apple Watch. Um but continue, Claire.

SPEAKER_05

Um yeah, I just like I don't know. I just felt like there was something missing. You know? Like it took like it just felt like there was something missing. Yeah, you know? I just felt like there was just gonna be this big thing that happens between the two of them.

SPEAKER_04

Like a breakup?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, well well, like a breakup, but like something happens before that, you know what I mean? Like, like something cheat somebody cheated or something. Kit Connor literally said, I wanted Nick to cheat on Charlie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Kit Connor said he wanted someone to like get cheated on, and I was so that's just so out of character. It is, it is, but that's why it wouldn't work. Nick would never do that. Charlie would never do that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's why it wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_05

But here's the thing, I was like, sorry, can I just make Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So because they're so new at like their sexualities and everything. Well, Nick and they're so young. Yeah, Nick is. And like even Charlie too. A little bit, yeah. He's still pretty young. Yeah. I don't think Charlie had has anybody else besides Nick.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, probably not.

SPEAKER_06

And so I don't know if they would feel comfortable being with someone else if that's the only person they've ever been with.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05

Right.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

But I just felt like there was something missing. You know? I I enjoyed it. I I would have been right. I mean, I really yeah, I did enjoy watching it, but there were some times where I was just like, you know, there's too many conversations between people. I was a lot and I was just like, okay, the only reason also, can I say that their breakup reminded me literally uh it's kind of a spitting image spitting image of Garrett and Hannah. Oh, from OpenStack. Because Garrett is like, you're not, I'm not good for you. I can't be with you. Nick is saying the same thing to Charlie, like same thing. Similar. Yes. Can I make another comment?

SPEAKER_04

Yes, no, you're not allowed to talk. That's why you're here.

SPEAKER_06

Like, what's the answer? No, so uh what I noticed between in the conflict between Charlie and Nick is what really bothered me a lot was the fact that they were trying to communicate, yeah, except they are both so put to put it bluntly, they're both so insecure that none of them feel like they deserve each other. And so they don't fight for themselves. Yep. Instead they're trying to fight for each other, but they're also sacrificing themselves, and so that's what's tearing them apart.

SPEAKER_04

Yep, exactly.

SPEAKER_06

And so it's like two magnets who want to be together, but they just can't seem to fit and they can't seem to get together because it's not so much miscommunication. It's just they need to be more open. They need to be more open about their feelings, but they also need to realize that they need to fight for themselves as well.

SPEAKER_04

Especially Nick.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, and like I know some people in some relationships they fight too much for themselves that they forget to fight for the other person. Yeah. But they are fighting for each other so much that they're putting the other person's feelings first before their own. Yeah. And that's That's the problem. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm. And that's why Nick's like, I'm not happy unless you're around and Charlie's like, well, that's not good. That's not good at the time. That's not good. That's bad.

SPEAKER_06

Like, I don't think that's how it's supposed to be.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah. That's literally what he said.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, like that's not how a relationship should go.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I also think that it's just like, um. I was gonna say something, I lost my train of thought when you were talking. Come back to me.

SPEAKER_04

I was heartbroken when he was like, I had a dream that you died.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, what the frick? I get those all the time, though, about Alex. Like, it's not a bad thing. It's just the fact that well, I don't know what it means.

SPEAKER_04

Dreams are trippy.

SPEAKER_06

Dreams are trippy. The dreams you cannot control.

SPEAKER_04

No! Literally, you cannot control a dream.

SPEAKER_06

It's not their fault. Quite literally.

SPEAKER_04

It is just a fucking dream. It did not happen.

SPEAKER_06

It happened to go world brain. So what were you thinking about? Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_04

But it's something we can't control and it just happens. But it was just scary for Nick because Charlie um was struggling and it was during that scary. Yeah, I I remember now.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

But you know what I mean. He was struggling, and it was during that scary time, and it was just kind of scary.

SPEAKER_05

To be honest, I thought this movie was going to be like Nick's in college, right? And he's figuring out, you know, what to what he's in between college. In between college. But I thought that I thought that's what he was going to like, I thought that's what from the trailer that's what I thought it was going to be.

SPEAKER_04

Honestly, me too.

SPEAKER_05

So I thought that he was just gonna be in college and he's gonna live without his life without Charlie or whatever. And in college. So I was expecting to see that, but we only got to see a little glimpse of it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but it's going well.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it is going well. But I, you know, I just thought maybe that there was things, um I mean it was a good, it was a solid movie, I will say. Um, but I just like there was I feel like there was things missing. But I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, for sure. I thought it was wonderful.

SPEAKER_05

Give it a solid like seven, eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_06

You know, I think it's it's good. It's and like I'm not trying to dispute your point. I think you have an amazing point. Yeah. And I think you also have an amazing opinion of the movie. But also, you know, I think it's you can't have too high of expectations for a movie that is was always supposed to be a simple plot line. Sure. Yeah. Just a simple storyline of going through it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And like not a lot of drama. And like if you wanted if you want drama, go watch Euphoria.

SPEAKER_05

I will never watch Euphoria. Oh, and Zendaya's a queen.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_05

Zendaya is my queen, bro. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but no, I thought it was great. I'm sad that it's over, but you can't you can't drag it on too long.

SPEAKER_06

So, can I ask you guys? No. Because I really want you to ask me this.

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_06

Is okay, I have a black mark for my cast iron. Oh you can't. What is it? How what were your feelings when you're for when you first watched it? Because it's the movie? No, the first but the first uh um the first season of the show.

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Oh!

SPEAKER_04

I could be here for hours!

SPEAKER_06

Because I when did it come out again?

SPEAKER_04

Twenty I think either 2022 or 2021.

SPEAKER_06

I was in the middle of college.

SPEAKER_04

We both were.

SPEAKER_06

Living at my parents' house.

SPEAKER_04

I was living downtown Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay. Did I introduce it to you?

SPEAKER_04

No, we've been over this. I knew what it was.

SPEAKER_06

Can you not step on my wire?

SPEAKER_04

We just talked about it. Sorry, I didn't mean to come off as like sassy.

SPEAKER_06

But see, I think you and I didn't really start like talking talking again until you moved into back into your parents' house.

SPEAKER_04

Until what?

SPEAKER_06

You moved back into your parents' house. True. That's true. Because I worked at Belfry.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because Claire's working at Belfry with you.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that was at the point where I didn't really have a whole lot of friends anymore. All I had was Alice. And so when I started watching this, I hadn't no I knew nobody who wanted to I knew nobody who wanted to watch it with me. I was just by myself, and I grew so attached to the show just because of how like sweet it was. It is really sweet. Like sweet and darling. Are the two words for me to describe it as because it was just such a it was such a comfort show.

SPEAKER_01

It really is.

SPEAKER_06

And like just that first season specifically, it's so heartwarming. It's it's so heartwarming. There's no drama. It's so pure.

SPEAKER_04

I mean there's a little bit of drama, but like it was it's handled very well.

SPEAKER_05

Can I be honest? I don't remember the first season. Claire. That's fine. I remember bits and pieces of it, like them in the snow and Nelly. Um that was that was drawing. I I remember um I just don't remember a lot happening. That's all. I remember her first kiss. Yes, yes, sir.

SPEAKER_04

At Harry's house, weirdly.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And I I loved it. It was just It was adorable.

SPEAKER_04

It was such a 'cause he was like, would you kiss me?

SPEAKER_05

Wait, what you guys know this show, I don't.

SPEAKER_06

I know. It's really it holds a special place in hearts.

SPEAKER_04

It really does, because I was on Sarah. This was like one of the very first like gay shows that I've ever watched. Yeah. And it really kind of put me in it was Yeah, honestly, I would say the same though.

SPEAKER_05

And like, see, it's funny.

SPEAKER_06

It's so funny that you say that because and like not trying to like compare one of you or anything like that, but like I've been watching and reading gay content since I was in middle school.

SPEAKER_04

Oh I know. Yeah, no, I'm not offended by that.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Because literally, there is no reason to be offended by that.

SPEAKER_06

And so when I s first started watching Heartstopper, I was just, yeah, sitting in my room at my parents' house in my little pink bedroom, sitting on my twin bed with my little tiny TV, and I was just watching Heartstopper, and I just yeah, I constantly rewatched the first season until the second season came out.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like they were very quick with it. They were with the season. They were really quick.

SPEAKER_05

They were. And then Stranger Things Take a Note.

SPEAKER_04

Well, this is also filmed in the UK. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um, but my first thoughts on the show, like what I I immediately fell in love with it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Because I think I don't remember if I had ever um I hadn't watched it yet, but I kept seeing clips of it on like Instagram and TikTok and stuff like that, and I was like, what what is this? I was like, where can I watch this? This looks interesting. It's kind of like when you come across a drum a box reel and you keep scrolling. Um like we were talking about last week. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Um but no, those things are crazy. I know. I get them on my TikTok all the time. Anyway, it's kind of noise. That's a whole range of things. It's a whole thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You can watch last week's episode. We talk about that a lot.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Um watch it.

SPEAKER_04

But I was like, I want to watch this.

SPEAKER_05

I'll finish a watch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, I wanna I want to watch that. Last week was a really good episode. I was like, I really want to watch this. What is this? And you know how people would like be that? Like it'll be like a clip of a show or movie, and then people will comment and be like, name and name the show, please. Yes. Like that's what it was kind of like, and then I was just like, okay, I'm gonna look this up. And I was like, oh sweet, it's on Netflix.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I was work it was a first of all, it was a like a rainy day downtown Milwaukee. I was living downtown when I was going to school. My roommate was at home, and I was just like, I'll just watch it. And I was just like, oh my god. I was like, this is so cute. This is so cute.

SPEAKER_00

So cute and adorable.

SPEAKER_04

And I loved that one of the characters' names was the same as my name, and I really liked that. Yeah, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_06

And then Charlie Singh was gone.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that was my dog's name, too. That's fun. That was our dog's name. That's good, yeah. But I was just like, I just really liked I fell in love with it immediately. I didn't really start watching more gay content, I feel like, until a little later on. But it was definitely the first thing that I'd like, I feel like that I'd watched. Like, fully invested myself into.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. So can I start on a non-heartstopper related tangent for a second?

SPEAKER_04

Yes, what is it relates to?

SPEAKER_06

More gay time. I mean more gay time.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, absolutely.

More Gay Content

SPEAKER_06

So audience. Our amazing guy, Nick, over here, has started watching more gay movies. Gay movies that are pre-COVID, is what I'm gonna say. Because there has been like Brockback Mountain, I'm gonna say, is what broke the ice. That's free. No, no, in general of like gay movies, gay TV shows, and anything like that. If you have a timeline, Rockback Mountain, is that like 1999? 2009? 2009, yeah. 2000s, I can't remember.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like it's like 2005.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so 2005.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe it came out. Maybe, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

A couple years later, 2012, gay marriage is legalized, and then keep going forward, more gay content kinda starts to come out a little bit, you kinda get some books, and then mostly books, and then you get more movies and everything. However, the thing about indie movies, a lot of there's there's some great indie movies out there. I would say Wes Anderson is a great indie movie movie producer. I'm not sure. I love Wes Anderson. That's another time. So talk about him. This is just my observation on these movies. So of this genre of specifically MM gay romance.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Because you don't get a lot of sapphic. Staffic is a little bit more we need it though. We need it, but remember at this time it's a little bit more taboo. And like MM is also very taboo, but it's more so like when two men are kissing, it's kind of like, oh, you're gay. But when two women are kissing, it's like, oh, you two are just really good friends. And it's like, see, that's I know what you mean. Yes, and that's the issue is no, we're not just really good friends, we're not just having a good time. I love her. And it's like, yeah, you love her like a friend.

SPEAKER_04

No, we're lesbians.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. No, we we fucking.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And so you come out with all of these gay movies.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And now a lot of the ones that you have recently been watching, I know, and like, not gonna name them because we don't know their name. We don't I don't care for the titles, but that's fine. I can. If you want, you can share them if you want. Isn't it but I know one of them? I'm just gonna I'm gonna expose you a little bit and you're gonna tell you tell them. I know you texted me and you said, you know, some of these were kind of dry, it's kinda kinda lame, or like terrible endings, like they broke up, or they went their separate ways, or whatever. But see, that's a common theme with a lot of these movies that I've noticed pre-COVID. Yeah, is very dry, grayscale, very like not very deep emotional movies. And so you don't really become deeply connected with the characters, yeah, and you don't become joyful with the characters because there's not a lot of humor. It's more very serious.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And so that's my issue with these movies coming out pre-COVID, and then you hit COVID, and a lot more content comes out. I mean like a rush within the next four years. Because those four years are the big four years of COVID where you're locked inside, you can't you're working from home, and so all of these movies, TV shows, Netflix originals came out, I think, and like Stranger Things came out before that, but you know, it was it was a whole rush of content coming out. So it was a lot, and so a lot of gay MM kind of snuck in there. Heartstopper, but why blue, um like that? Any others? Rose.

SPEAKER_04

Um Young Royals.

SPEAKER_05

Young Royals, yes.

SPEAKER_04

I still need to watch that.

SPEAKER_05

I have a before you continue, I have a suggestion for to you guys to watch a good gay movie. Um, yes. It's called Torture the Lady on Fire. And it is a French uh movie, I believe, and it's uh a lesbian couple. Okay, yes. Um so I'll watch it with you. It's on my list. I've been wanting to watch it for a while.

SPEAKER_04

So what is do you know it's on?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_05

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_05

But I know, yeah, I know it's um a lesbian couple. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, anyways, yeah, we'll have to watch that.

SPEAKER_06

And then, you know, post-COVID, you get heated rivalry.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You get uh what else? You get more uh Leviticus. Leviticus is Leviticus was still a good ending.

SPEAKER_03

What? Will be Will Byers.

SPEAKER_05

Will Byers.

SPEAKER_06

Will Byers, you get a lot more gay vendors, uh gay representation, SAFIC representation, uh, jewels from uh off campus. Yep. Jewels, yes. You get a lot more, it's because we're getting more comfortable showing that side of content these days with movies and TV shows.

SPEAKER_04

So I guess back then it was just a little different.

SPEAKER_06

Back then it was very different. And so, you know, I think it's because COVID brought out a whole generation of who were a lot who are for one, and like Gen Z, I have a lot of problems with Gen Z.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

And so like every it I'm I'm gonna put it out there because every generation will say that about the next generation. Trust me. And like I know I am early Gen Z, but I'm still raised with millennials, so you know. But it's the idea that they came out with, and I know a lot of people are gonna disagree, like a lot of older people would disagree that this is a good thing, but Gen Z came out with a lot more awareness to mental health, to disorders, to disabilities, to um uh being different.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And accepting it and being more open about it. And so I think that's why we get a lot more of this gay content and gay books and everything, and it's amazing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_06

And so you know, you see with Heartstopper and heated rivalry that there's humor, there's fun, there's light, there's it's heartfelt, it's you feel the characters, you get to know the characters, you you actually see their backstory, the background, because these characters have a lot more depth to them. They're not just surface-level characters of hi, my name's John, and I'm gay, and I like this boy, but this boy doesn't let me back.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And that's the whole movie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_06

Where it's more, it's you know, you see Iliad and you see Shane, and you get into the depth of these characters as well as Nick and Charlie, and you see how this relationship affects them, and you see the good and the bad and the ugly and and the beautiful too.

SPEAKER_04

Yep.

SPEAKER_06

But I'm just that's my tangent of I'm very happy with where we are at.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_06

I still think we need to have more sapphic um romance of tape. I've thought about it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_06

Go ahead. I think we need to put a pen in it.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Listen.

SPEAKER_06

Listen. Oh, I still think we obviously need more, I don't know what to call FF.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe F. Yeah, I would just say Sapphic, right? Sapphic. More sapphic romance. Yeah, I mean lesbian stories.

SPEAKER_06

Lesbian stories.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Whatever you want. 100%. Whatever you want. But we need more of that. Yeah. So if we can make like if we can we just need more representation. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Certain stories, certain groups, groups definitely need more representation, for sure.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. And I think oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_06

I have another actually movie recommendation.

SPEAKER_04

What is it?

SPEAKER_06

It just came to my mind.

SPEAKER_04

Elisa E. Marcella?

SPEAKER_06

No, not Lisa E. Marcella.

SPEAKER_04

Because I watched that.

SPEAKER_06

I watched the end of that. Oh, that's amazing. But what is it the flag? I can't remember what the movie is called, but it has the same actor who plays Fantastic Beasts. Oh, Eddie Redmane? Yes.

SPEAKER_04

I know what movie you're talking about. You told me about it.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. I just haven't watched it. The one where, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

He's he's trans, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yep, he is trans, and like this is like an older period of time where like it just started to become a thing. Like this like this experiment, you know, like your experiment is a bad way to put it, but it literally was it's a trial to see if this will work on you. And it didn't work on a lot of patients. They very much they did not get to live a happy life. They were stuck on medications or they affected them too much, and they were in wheelchairs and they were just meat and they couldn't do anything anymore. But they had that experience of switching genders.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Right. And so I just that's a whole watch.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's something you have to watch.

SPEAKER_06

It's extremely sad and extremely heartbreaking. But it is very interesting to see what goes through the mind of someone who is transgender. Because from the outside perspective, you know, all you see maybe is oh, this person just wants to switch to being a boy because they feel they want to be a boy. It's like it's like no, in inside their head, their brain is attacking them for being a girl. They they they I don't want to go into depth into depth with it, but you know, it's they very much feel uncomfortable. Uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_04

They are isn't that dysphoria?

SPEAKER_06

Body dysphoria, yes. And so they don't feel comfortable in their own body, in the clothes that they wear, in how they talk, how they look, how they present themselves, yeah. How other people talk to them. You know, they're actually in the book of Al a Ballad of Songs and Snake.

SPEAKER_04

No, How to Juggle Ballads and Blades.

SPEAKER_06

How to juggle balls. Which I'm reading right now.

SPEAKER_04

It is a long title. It is a long title. The one I'm reading right now for our book swap.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, correct. There actually is a line in it that I really loved, and it was um something along the lines of uh she hated being called her dead name because it literally it gave made her body feel ick, is how she kind of described it. Is yeah, she felt like it was a disgust in her mouth and it just tasted sour. Yeah. And like her being her old self, just yeah, it was very much like it burned on her skin the way she felt.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And it just didn't none of it felt right.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And so I think that's why people switch genders, is because to put it plainly, they feel more comfortable, but don't take those words, those three words to fit in a twisted way. Instead, you have to put yourself in their shoes and you have to realize, no, this entire time they have felt wrong on this earth. They have felt like they don't belong, they don't know where to go, they don't know who to talk to, they don't know how to feel, how they're supposed to feel.

SPEAKER_04

Right, it's not just for funsies.

SPEAKER_06

It's not just for funsies, and it's not just because they want to. Right. It's because it it's them like imagine it like that.

SPEAKER_04

It's like being gay too. Same way. It's not a choice.

SPEAKER_06

It's not a choice. It is something that you're genuinely born with that you feel like your entire life you're told fight it, fight it, fight it. But it's like, no, I have this on my skin and I want it off. It's like not taking a shower for three weeks. Yeah. Like I have this dirt on my skin and it feels disgusting, and I need it off. I need it gone. Yeah. I need to be clean of it, I need to be different. And so changing genders or just accepting who you are is clean the cleanse.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You feel better, you you feel more yourself, you are comfortable, you're confident.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You're confident with your new name, you're confident with your face and your hair and your body and your clothes.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's sorry, that was a long tangent. I'm just like, I'm just trying to educate some people on here, but that's good.

SPEAKER_04

That's good. And no, I get it. Yeah, it's it's definitely it's yeah, like trans, like, you know, like it's not a choice, it's just how they feel. They like you said, same way with gays, too. Like, you know, it's how they feel. Like, you know, it's not a choice. It's it's just who they are.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

What were you gonna say, Claire? Sorry.

SPEAKER_05

I just completely forgot. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04

Well, if my um, let's go ahead and sing hold that thought.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

She wants to talk about Doomsday.

SPEAKER_00

No, this is not the right channel for the name would have.

SPEAKER_04

Um I have my reaction up. Um, although Magneto and Professor X are very gay for each

Professor X and Magneto are GAY

SPEAKER_04

other, let's be real.

SPEAKER_05

No, we haven't talked about it. Oh, 100%. The friend.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, is that confirmed?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_06

But it's very like Okay, Captain America and Bucky are very gay for each other. Yes. I'm sorry, but no, I have to support I'm on the character side of this, right? Bucky is very much asexual, does not want to do anything in relationship because he hates himself so much, first of all. And then Captain America loves his wife so much that he wouldn't fuck not give fucking time for her. Clearly, they do not love each other good enough to do that. And then Magneto and Professor X, I don't know their stories, but I just know that they absolutely fucking hate each other. I mean, they kill each other. Let's trends. Yeah, they if you ever watched X-Men like what? Like the X-Men, like X-Men movies.

SPEAKER_04

I've seen all of them.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, good. I just want to make sure. The one, okay, also, first of all, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique. Mystique. That is why I followed Jennifer Lawrence. All right, I'm sorry. That is why I followed Jennifer Lawrence.

SPEAKER_04

I love Jennifer Lawrence too, but me personally, I didn't think she fits.

SPEAKER_06

See, that's personal that you're just wrecking on my childhood right now. I love Jennifer Lawrence.

SPEAKER_05

She's awful. Oh, Jennifer Lawrence is one of my favorite actors, but that was awful casting. Terrible.

SPEAKER_04

Mystique's also not supposed to be a hero.

SPEAKER_06

But I don't care. I love the ring.

SPEAKER_04

Who?

SPEAKER_06

I love the ring.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I know, but like the ring's not a hero. Ring's a villain.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't matter if she's a hero. I don't know. Mystique has different stories.

SPEAKER_04

We're getting off point. Um Mystique has different um storylines, but I don't know if she was originally supposed to be like an X-Men member, because I know she's technically a villain, but I think there's some other points where she is a hero. I don't know. But I think that personally, that Jennifer Lawrence, I liked what they did with her in the first one, first class.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

When they first got there. That one was good. I just didn't like the latest one called Dark Phoenix.

SPEAKER_05

Because they kill her. Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You know? And it just they they just drove her character in the wrong direction. That's why I didn't really like it.

SPEAKER_06

I like her character fall in love with Beast Boy, though.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she does fall in love with Beast Boy.

SPEAKER_06

Also, not before.

SPEAKER_04

Beast Boy is DC, but it's just beast. It's just Beast. Yeah, it's Beast. Oh, just Beast. Because he's blue. Beast Boy is uh Teen Titans.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, oh my bad. Sorry. No, it's okay. But anyways.

SPEAKER_04

Nicholas Holt.

SPEAKER_06

He's Lex Luthor. Yes, and if okay, well, how I know him is he was um the king in uh Is it Merlin? No, not Merlin.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_00

Um L Fanning.

SPEAKER_06

Oh wait. The bad ones? No, it's L. Oh my god, wait. It's called The Great. The show is called The Great. If you haven't seen it, you should watch it because The Great is about Catherine the Great overthrowing her husband in the same kingdom, overthrowing her husband to become the queen.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

And then her husband dies.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. Um, but Magnino and Professor X.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, they're on the beach, and then they have that whole big fight, and then don't they hate each other after that?

SPEAKER_04

They're very on and off.

SPEAKER_05

He likes low-key causes the paralyzation of Professor X.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, he does. Yes. That he does cause. However, listen. I think what you should watch though, I think you do need to watch this show specifically because the show is low-key very gay. X Men 97.

unknown

Oh, what?

SPEAKER_04

Listen, it is low-key very gay.

SPEAKER_06

No, I have not seen it yet, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

It's it's gay. It's gay. It just is. If you just watch it, you're gonna be like, yeah, this is kind of gay. That would be gay. First of all, morph is they them.

unknown

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04

Morph is they them, non-binary because they are a shapeshifter, therefore.

SPEAKER_06

True facts. True.

SPEAKER_04

Do you know what I'm saying? Yes. They them?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. I know exactly what you're saying.

SPEAKER_05

And I love it. Yeah. It's great.

SPEAKER_04

You should watch that. It's so good.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, so who else is getting that?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I still think that Magneto and Professor X are fucking. Magneto and Professor X, are they actually. No. It's just got that little like um It's the bromance. It's the bromance that's kind of there.

SPEAKER_05

Anyways.

SPEAKER_04

Anyways, yeah, we're We're getting a little sidetracked here. I think it's I think it's time for a cake.

SPEAKER_05

It's time cake.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's time for cake. And then I think with our I was gonna ask you this, but I think anytime we have a guest on, we should play Fuck Mary Kill.

SPEAKER_06

Yes?

SPEAKER_04

That'd be fun, right? Yes. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_06

Do you want to be prepared for that? Or do you want it to happen just happen?

SPEAKER_04

I feel like happening.

SPEAKER_06

It's gonna be terrible.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like just happening is better. Whatever you want.

SPEAKER_05

It's more whatever you want.

SPEAKER_04

Should we do it after cake? Or during cake?

SPEAKER_06

I think we should do it now.

SPEAKER_04

Now?

SPEAKER_06

Whatever you want. Actually, no, no, no, no. We should do it after, so that way the viewers don't, you know, watch this and then stop right there. The whole cake scene for nothing. For fuckberry kill.

SPEAKER_05

For nothing. Have any cake?

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

For nothing.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. We're gonna go grab this cake for Claire's birthday.

Cake Time

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna sing, and then we're gonna play Fuck Mary Kill. And then we'll probably wrap it up.

SPEAKER_07

Right.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

So BRB.

SPEAKER_07

I can't do it.

SPEAKER_05

I can't do it. What is it like every week with this?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, Sarah. Holy sh. I just got that on film. Alright, family.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, family, light me up. That's cool, the little candle holders. I was saying that's the one.

SPEAKER_04

I didn't even notice those.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And it's dynamite.

SPEAKER_05

It's gonna blow up. Remember when uh Margaret blew up C3P on my crap?

SPEAKER_04

That was hilarious. Shout out to Margaret. That was so funny. Ready? One, two, three.

SPEAKER_01

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to bitch. Happy birthday to you.

SPEAKER_03

Make a wish, stupid bitch.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, now get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_04

I'm joking. Here, put these, put the candles and the rings on this plate.

SPEAKER_05

I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it looks good. What kind of cake is it? Do you know?

SPEAKER_05

Chocolate! No idea. Chocolate cake! Oh, this is a good one. Another great movie.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_04

Wreck it Ralph?

SPEAKER_02

Wreck it Ralph's iconic.

SPEAKER_05

No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.

SPEAKER_02

You wanna cut a cake? Sarah, do you want to cut the cake with the cake cutter?

SPEAKER_05

No. She wants a knife, bro. Get her out.

SPEAKER_06

You what?

SPEAKER_02

I don't care. What then why did you tell me to get this out? To serve it then. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

This is a s this is for serving.

SPEAKER_05

You need something else.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, you guys.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we're anal because we're chefs. Yeah, we're the chefs, okay? Deal with it.

SPEAKER_06

Sucker nine-inch! Nine-inch chef.

SPEAKER_05

Well, you know. Which way do you want me to go? This way and then that way? It doesn't matter. Yeah, I would just do fours.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry, do you remember that with my cake? When you cut my cake?

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_02

When you were like, I was like, the way you pointed a knife, and you're like, well, you it's just a knife.

SPEAKER_05

There we go.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, we need forks.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, it's vanilla! You're so unprepared.

SPEAKER_04

I really am! Come! As you would say, God!

unknown

Okay!

SPEAKER_05

I need another way.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry guys, I'm just doing a little behind the scenes in my kitchen.

SPEAKER_05

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04

Sarah, what the hell?

SPEAKER_05

I can't do it.

SPEAKER_04

You really are a bitch. Can we not light the cake on fire? I've seen videos and it's kind of scary.

SPEAKER_05

Look at it. Look at it. Let's not. Let's not get that piece out of there.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, Sarah, shut the hell up and eat your goddamn cake.

SPEAKER_00

Oh shit, the first one.

SPEAKER_04

No, you need to put the lighter down so you get that cake.

unknown

Okay?

SPEAKER_05

But no, I don't know. But no, take the fucking cake, Chris. Take the cake. You want to take your first case? Because that was on the thing. Eat the fucking cake, Christ. Christ.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Sonny slide up. Wait, is that the right phrase? Sunny slide up? No, that's not the right phrase. I don't know. For family? Is this you, family?

SPEAKER_05

If you want. You get shall shut if anyone. For family. I can't wait for this Minecraft. I've been wanting a Minecraft cake, guys.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, well Claire, for those who don't know. Claire and I, I don't know if we told you this, Sarah, but Claire and I literally went to the store like maybe a few months ago. This was before my birthday and your birthday. Oh, there's another thing on the side. And this was literally before both of our all three of our birthdays. The three of us right now. And I don't know, maybe it was just because I had been working and I'd seen a lot of cake. I was like, I really want cake. And Clara's just like looked at me like this. You know how like when we look at each other when we want to do something, we're like, what we gave that base. And then we we came back from Meyer with birthday cake.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It said happy birthday. It was March. And we were just like, we wanted cake. And I felt bad because this guy was there. There was stood at the store. And I'm pretty sure it was his actual birthday, and he was eyeing the cake that we bought, and I was like, oh my god, I would have felt really bad if it was his actual birthday. And we took the cake that he wanted. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It felt bad. I really hope that wasn't the case.

SPEAKER_04

It was really sad.

SPEAKER_05

This is your birthday? No. Then shut up. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

F

F*ck, Marry, Kill

SPEAKER_04

Mary Kill. We're gonna give you two. Sarah's gonna give you one, and then I'm gonna give you one.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, you're just gonna eat that.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_04

No, you can have it. They're big pieces.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, did you eat all of it already? Shut up. Leave my fat ass alone. Yeah, because Josh is.

SPEAKER_05

I was gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_00

And of course I think that Oh. No, you know what? Let me try this in the case.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Right.

SPEAKER_04

Give me ten.

SPEAKER_05

Dean from off campus.

unknown

God damn it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh now you're cooking. Now you're cooking, Sam. Now you're cooking.

SPEAKER_00

And you can get one. Um can't be smashed and stand again.

SPEAKER_04

No, it can't be smashed and stand. Um Charlie Cox.

SPEAKER_05

And specifically, those are so wait. Are we talking Charlie Cox in the Daredevil outfit then? Yes.

unknown

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

You're cooking.

SPEAKER_06

God damn it. For me it would be Charlie Cox in the Stardust outfit.

SPEAKER_04

That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So if you're ever watching this, Charlie Cox, I fell in love with you first because of Stardust.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I fell on you cursed.

SPEAKER_04

But then you watch Daredevil and you like the mushboard abs.

SPEAKER_05

So. Well. Um, okay, let me think about this. Yeah, watch my thing, too. Yeah. But like he's just like a frickin' super soldier. Like he looks like a freaking super soldier in Daredevil.

SPEAKER_04

Who? Oh, Charlie Cox, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I I would I I I Oh my god. This is so hard. I'm gonna feel so bad.

SPEAKER_02

A really good what? Fart.

SPEAKER_05

Oh! I would I think I would marry I would marry Charlie Cox.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Because he's just like, have you seen him?

SPEAKER_04

Yes. I've met him.

SPEAKER_05

He's like he's just like You have too? I was in the room with him. Claire was scared. And I was like scared. I was so scared. I don't know how to talk to like people in general. So like I just get flustered. Claire was freaking. I would marry Charlie. I would marry him in heartbeat. And then the other two?

unknown

Oh fuck, this is hard.

SPEAKER_05

Dude, this is tough.

SPEAKER_04

You're talking about Miles Teller, right?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Miles Teller, oh my god. Oh, wouldn't you? In the goose out. In the rooster album. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

With the mustache.

SPEAKER_05

With the mustache, goddamn. We were talking about the mustache, were we not? We were talking about screw this crap. Um oh fuck. I think I gotta I think I gotta say rooster.

SPEAKER_04

What about him?

SPEAKER_05

I think I gotta fuck him. Okay. You're killing Dean? Yeah. Dean is very new to her. I to be fair. I was telling Jenkins and Kaylee when we were playing this with them that it it's it's gotta be like I have to know them, you know? Like I have to know, like, whatever. And I don't know Dean that well. Like I've seen him in one thing. I've seen Miles Teller in like so what's wrong with you? Oh yeah, I got you. Um God. Let's uh okay. Let me let me think about I'll do you first. I just okay, wait, so I so no varing, no hairstyles, and no Ilya, because that was in the last episode, right?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, so I can't Ilya and hairstyles. Oh yeah, no, go more you know me better.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

You know me. I I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06

You I know you know me very well, but I'm trying to.

SPEAKER_04

Men-wise, she might know you better.

SPEAKER_05

You want to do men or woman?

SPEAKER_00

Men or you can want to be talking more.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Um, let me think on you, alright? I'll go to him. Uh Hudson Williams. Sure. Um, what was yours so I don't repeat?

SPEAKER_04

Hudson Williams. Fuck it. Hudson Williams. Mine were Hudson Williams, these are the ones she gave me. Kern Jinx gave me Hudson Williams, Jonathan Bailey's. God damn it, I was crazy. And Tom Welling. Those were the ones that I had.

SPEAKER_05

Oh Tom Welling, okay. Okay, I'm trying I cannot think on this one.

SPEAKER_04

You gave me Jonathan Bailey, Jinx gave me Tom Welling, and then I think you gave me I think Jinx gave me Hudson Williams, too.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You can do some kind of rivalry characters if you know who I'm talking about. You can do I think you can do Rivery characters if you're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, oh, oh, oh, um, Kip. Right? Kip and Scott. Do you want Kip or Scott?

SPEAKER_04

Kip.

SPEAKER_05

Kip. Okay, Kip. Um, who else I'm trying to do? You know, I love Kip. Yeah. I love him. What's that dude's name from Umbrella Academy?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, Diego!

SPEAKER_05

Listen, listen. You can say, oh listen. Uh I know, I know, I know. Oh my god. Holy shit. Have you seen that? Yeah. Are you ready for this? Car Carl. Yes! Oh, this is a car. Love island. And then for you? I'll do her. You can't pay me for love. You don't love anyone? Oh, okay. That's not true. Who are you who Kenzie? That's true. Kenzie's still? Okay. Um, fuck. So you I'll do men for you, right? You want men. Wait, did you finish your thing for you?

SPEAKER_04

No, I didn't do it.

SPEAKER_05

I gave it to him and then I'll do yours, and then you can do it whatever, right? So Why wouldn't I go first? Oh yeah, you go, you go first. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

So can I just answer it? Okay, so Carl, Kip, Diego, and Diego. Listen.

SPEAKER_05

They're all very attractive.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

I'm very do you and RP.

SPEAKER_01

I'm very so fine.

SPEAKER_05

Do you know how good you would be done? The knives, bro, with the knives!

SPEAKER_06

You can fuck him multiple times if you marry him.

SPEAKER_04

You don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_06

You can do it in multiple different positions. In several nights of the week.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, listen, listen. Listen. Listen. Listen, man. This is really hard.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like it's just a missionary all the way through.

SPEAKER_04

It's literally like so boyfriend-coded, though, and like so he's literally the sweetest person ever. He is a sweetie pie. And he's adorable.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So but Carl's so husband-coded. Carl is so husbanded. He is very uncoded. He literally saved a moth.

SPEAKER_05

Literally.

SPEAKER_04

Ugh, fuck.

SPEAKER_05

Carl is very uncondent. Carl, I wouldn't want Carl. Sorry, Anaya, but I won't want to. You what? Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I know, no. Shut the hell up. Literally shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_05

Diego is so fine.

SPEAKER_04

I'm Mary Ken.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, I gotta what by the way. The deep cut with Diego? I'm mar.

SPEAKER_04

Can I finish, please?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

I'm Marion Ken. You guys are gonna be mad at me. Fucking Carl, I'm killing Diego.

SPEAKER_07

Nice!

SPEAKER_04

Listen, listen, the knives are so hot. Listen, I love Diego. He's so funny. But Carl. Respectfully, I know he'd be a good time. Okay? Yeah. Two. Yeah, but Diego would be a great time too, but I couldn't. Diego wants more kills. How the fuck Diego? I mean, I yeah, it would be it would be it would be. You still marry Carl. Okay, listen. Okay, I'm gonna switch of six.

SPEAKER_06

I know we talked about how things that I can do. Understand your point of view. And I can't either sh.

SPEAKER_04

Listen.

SPEAKER_02

I know we said like friends, like that kill is not really kill, it's more of just friends. We'll just say Diego's friends with benefits, okay?

SPEAKER_06

Alright, fine. Uh the other guy. What was his name?

SPEAKER_04

Luther?

SPEAKER_06

No. Five? Not Carl. No, the other guy that you had to Kip. Fuck Kip. Oh, the fuck one.

SPEAKER_05

Carl. Carl.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Carl is.

SPEAKER_05

You're marrying Kip? You're not married. Marrying Carl. I'm marrying Kip in a heartbeat. You're not marrying Carl?

SPEAKER_04

I'm marrying Kip. I know Kip more than Carl.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, question.

SPEAKER_04

Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04

Sarah knows I love Kip. I love him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I'm trying to go deep cuts for you. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

But Diego!

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna say, can I say Diego for you again? Okay. No, okay, but honestly though.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Like, okay, there are a few things that you don't understand how much I love. Okay. Yeah, just tell me. Ryan Mell's character from Free Guy. Okay. Ryan Ryan Grace. Sure. From the case. Oh yeah, yeah. And then Ryan Catson himself. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And then um Yeah, tell me.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, Charlie Butter from Phantom Capra. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes! That's a team cut. I was I was literally thinking about that, but I didn't know his name. Yeah, I would have just said the Phantom. The Phantom?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was Eric, actually.

SPEAKER_05

Eric with a K.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Um otherwise. Oh, Christopher Reeds. Oh yeah, Christopher Reeds.

SPEAKER_04

Rest in peace, you beautiful soul. He's the he was the best. I love him.

SPEAKER_05

Nile Horn. Do you like Noah Khan? No, no, I don't think it was. Okay. Okay, um, I got it. Roll the clip. Ryan Reynolds says you're the Freedom. Um, uh I'm gonna say Ryland Grace. Yeah. Tell Mary. What else did you say?

SPEAKER_04

You just asked for them.

SPEAKER_05

I know I did, but also. And then Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler. The Phantom. Okay, so that was my tactical. Yeah. Well, you just gave me the fucking shit. I know. Well, other than that. Oh, I can do that.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

If you want. You know what I'm just saying? This is a glitch I gave me. I'm just extending the list you already had in your cut. Whatever you want. Just try again. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, alright, I can't.

SPEAKER_04

Because Diego caught me off guard.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Diego, yeah, Diego caught off guard. Yeah. Fuck. I'm trying to think. Um, I don't know if you liked him that much though. Let's try it. Let's try it. The guy from Captain Fantastic. Uh not the dad, but the same Wait a son. Captain Fantastic. Captain Fantastic. It's a great movie. Oh, it's a fantastic movie. Hence the fucking title. Um, okay, so Bo, right? That was his name? Yep. Bo from Captain Fantastic. Also plays on Minton Twitter. Andrew Garfield. As Spider-Man. Okay. Andrew Garfield, because we know we talk about Chasm. Yeah. Andrew Garfield and Hacksaw Ridge.

SPEAKER_04

Tick-tick-boom.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_04

We live in time.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

That's Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_05

And Hacksa Ridge. You know what? I'll do this. Andrew Garfield or whatever the frick you want him to be. I'll say that. Yeah. Whatever costume you want him to be in, he can be in Costume. Okay. Um the first one I said, Andrew Garfield. And then uh can't remember what else I was thinking about. What's that one movie you fucking love?

unknown

I can't remember.

SPEAKER_05

It's that one with the vines. Cursing? No, not Cursing. No, Zika. Not the you always talk about it. You're like, oh, we need to watch this fucking movie. Wait, Zuko's a good one. Zuko's a kid! Oh he's a kid! Can it be drink? Um Yeah, not not Zuko. Uh fuck the body.

unknown

Yeah, you told him.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, the guy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Brendan Fraser. Oh yes! That's a good one. Is that what you were talking about? Like, let's do that. I thought you were thinking of George. Thank you. I was thinking of um The Vines. Oh my god, it was like I I don't remember. It was like a really old movie you told me about we needed to watch. Romancing stuff. Yep, yep. Whatever the frick that guy is, do him. Yep. Also Hank Man's.

unknown

Wait!

SPEAKER_05

He's Hank? Yes. Then Hank Pim.

SPEAKER_04

Michael Douglas?

SPEAKER_05

Yes! I don't know his fucking name!

SPEAKER_04

I didn't know it's Michael Douglas.

SPEAKER_05

As that character.

unknown

Go.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, wait. Michael Douglas as that character. Bo. Captain Fantastic. You're Andrew Garfield! Andrew Garfield is whatever the fuck is that.

SPEAKER_07

You're out of the shot.

SPEAKER_05

Andrew Garfield is a Mighty Man, as Hashard, as never.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Andrew Garfield from We Live in Time.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, agreed.

SPEAKER_06

He's a fucking sweetie. Oh, he's great, man.

SPEAKER_03

Um what are you doing with him?

SPEAKER_06

She's thinking. I might be helping raise that kid. I might be marrying him. Um, I'm a chef, you know. He's I'm alright more both my car, I don't mind. Um I don't mind.

SPEAKER_00

She said it's not a chore. Oh chore.

SPEAKER_05

Um, okay, okay, okay I'm gonna say bow is pretty. I'm glad I snapped with bow, bro. Listen. I pulled that one out of my ass. I want you to I pulled that out.

unknown

That's fucking bad.

SPEAKER_00

But is he 18?

SPEAKER_05

Hmm? Yeah. You say he Yes. I believe so. Okay. He was being he was applying to college He was going to college. He went to college at the be at the end of the day. Okay, guys, that just the actor is an adult. So it's an adult, that's true.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you don't want to think about that. He's in 1970. Think about him in 1970. Whatever the fuck you want.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that's like I'm gonna marry Garfield.

SPEAKER_05

Yep.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna fuck oh. And then kill my other ones.

SPEAKER_05

I knew exactly that order that you were gonna choose. Yeah. Okay. I am really shocked though that I got that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I wanna marry Grace so bad. Like in this situation I would so bad. Hi Grace. He's so fucking cool.

SPEAKER_02

He's cool. And he's a kid. You're tall.

SPEAKER_05

Ryan Gosling. And his little spray glasses.

SPEAKER_04

I'm telling you, men have slutty glasses. Ugh. Jonathan Bailey in Jurassic World Rebirth.

SPEAKER_06

Alex needs to be some slutty glasses.

SPEAKER_05

I think him in Project Hill Marino is the hottest.

SPEAKER_06

Just basic glasses.

SPEAKER_05

Him in Project. Get to work, Alex is the hottest I've ever seen him. Yes? Like I don't think the message here for me.

SPEAKER_06

Has you never seen his uh list of notes of like who he is? And like he has always questions. Yeah, and under one of them is always Ab's question mark. Yeah. In Fall Guy, too, he's really on the card.

SPEAKER_04

Fall Guy is really good.

SPEAKER_05

He's really hot in Fall Guy, dude. But I still need to watch that. That's where he's like the stunt number. For you. But see the problem. What what are we doing the guys? Oh, I thought it was. Oh, never mind.

SPEAKER_06

Never mind. Sorry. Never mind. We're two six men. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but um, no, I I love Ran Gosling.

SPEAKER_00

Walk me out of my car, you can do that if you want.

SPEAKER_04

But did you know that um Ran Gosling's actually gonna be in Star Wars now?

SPEAKER_05

I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_04

It's gonna be a Jedi.

SPEAKER_05

He's gonna be in this movie called Starfighter.

SPEAKER_04

Starfighter.

SPEAKER_05

Um that comes out in uh May of 2017, I believe.

SPEAKER_04

2017 was a while ago.

SPEAKER_05

Or not 2017. 2027. Excuse me, audience. Ten years. And it's gonna take place right after That's crazy. It's gonna take place right after the uh Rise of Skywalker movie.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_05

Is Moon Knight not listening? No, it's say it, bitch.

SPEAKER_04

No, so you were telling her about the movie and Sarah's over here telling me about Arcara and Alex's 10 year anniversary.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry. Yeah, it takes place after Rise of the Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

The one after with Ray and uh the guy who plays Moon Knight, Oscar Isaac, like after those movies, it's gonna be uh I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_05

And it's directed by uh Sean Levy or Sean Levy or whatever.

SPEAKER_04

He did Free Guy. He did Free Guy and he did uh Stranger Things and he also did Deadpool Movie.

unknown

Yep.

SPEAKER_05

Holy fuck. Ryan is a good movie. Mm-hmm. With a lot of good humor.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Finally watched Star Wars. Yeah, I find I find more Star Wars now.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because of Ryan. Ryan Gosling. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Wow, this is what it takes. It's not like brothers. I mean you got Hayden Christensen in the prequels, don't watch that. Hayden Christensen.

SPEAKER_04

But now you got Pedro Pascal.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you could have said him. Oh, you know who else is really hot?

SPEAKER_06

You know who else is really hot? The guy who plays Overland Kenobi.

unknown

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Ian Gligger. He's also Rodney Cameroon.

SPEAKER_05

He's Rodney Capramoto!

SPEAKER_04

Have you ever seen Robots?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's a good movie.

SPEAKER_05

Do you do you ever watch the gentleman? No. That's a good show.

SPEAKER_04

He's in a movie coming out called End of Oak Street.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that looks really good.

SPEAKER_04

It's with Anne Hathaway, and it's pretty much just like their neighborhood is set in a just dropped in prehistoric time and dinosaurs are attacking the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_07

I think I've seen that.

SPEAKER_04

That looks so fucking good. I really want to see that. I'm sure critics are gonna be like 45 rotten tomatoes. But like I'll probably love it. I'll probably love it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm so excited for Anne Hathaway.

SPEAKER_04

Anne Hathaway is in uh the Odyssey. I think so. I've never seen first two.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god! She got so excited. This is literally the exact same feeling as um This is not gay anymore. As not Double Wars Product. Yeah, I was gonna say that. Like when the Double Wars product first came out, everybody was like, oh my god, we love this movie, and then so they can come out with a second one. And now they're gonna do a third from fire. Who cares?

SPEAKER_05

As long as it's here.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I like Anne Hathaway, she's great.

SPEAKER_05

I love Anne Hathaway.

SPEAKER_04

Alright.

SPEAKER_05

Sure and Tom Holland. Alright, I'm tired.

Close

SPEAKER_04

We should probably wrap this up. This was filmed very late, but it's okay. Yes. Thanks everybody for being here. Sarah and I will be back next week to talk about some more stuff. We'll probably give you updates on our books. Yeah. I think it would be great if we updated them.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um talk about some more stuff, and then we can maybe spend a very slow book swap process. Yeah, I mean, it's and the thing is though, is that pool side's a lot longer than how to joke on ballads and blades, so we're gonna need more time.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. And our lives just that busy.

SPEAKER_04

Yep, it is what it is. We're gonna figure it out. But uh thanks for being here. Uh Claire.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and we will see you, me and Sarah, we'll see you guys next week. So bye!

SPEAKER_05

Bye.